Doug Loves Movies - Anna Mazza, Sam Morril and Jackie Tohn guest

Episode Date: January 11, 2021

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you once again from this what the hellscape for another Homes Alone edition. It's Sunday, January 10th, 2021. And my guests today are Anna Mazza, Sam Morrill, and first timer Jackie Tone. Hello.

Hello. Amen. first timer jackie tone hello hello amen it's hard with a triple hello like everybody sort of waits back a second i'm like yeah and sam gonna take this first hello like how's it gonna go well that's why for the rest of the show we do things uh individually and alphabetically of course we'll all talk over each other on occasion, but let's meet everybody starting with Anna Mazza is here or in Cincinnati, I should say. Yes. Do you mind me giving away that piece of information? Yeah, you can give my address. No. Yeah. by the river how are you doing it's been a while i'm good it has been a while it's been it's been a fun year huh

yo yeah well yeah i mean i should have you know i should have reached out earlier i was uh tooling around on the douglas movies on Twitter and somebody said, you know, when's Anna Mazza going to be back on the show? And I was like, yeah, when the fuck is Anna Mazza going to be back on the show? And so here we are. I matched with somebody on Bumble and they didn't want to be romantic with me. They just wanted to know when I was coming back on Douglas movies. So that was a big fun moment.

I wonder if that's two dudes you have to worry about or just one. Just none now. But thank you for being here. And are you seeing movies even though it's a pandemic? Well, HBO put a bunch of movies on that were, I guess, supposed to come out on the theater. They put them on HBO, right? That's sort of the deal, yeah. Yeah, that's the one so far that everybody's, you know, wondering if it's going to change the way movies are viewed for good.

I was like, well, once people are already looking at movies on their phones, I don't think the big screen really only has a kind of a special attraction. Oh, it's so depressing. I know, right? Oh. Yeah. But, you know, the gathering, clearly everybody needs very much to do so like you know if we can put on a show again at some point then I think people will come you know yeah I do miss sneaking food in my purse so I'll just like sneak treats into my living room now it'll be fine right yeah you just have

to go from one room to another it's just not new that doesn't feel like the exciting yeah exactly also joining us today he's got a special he made himself and we're going to talk about it sam morrill hey dude hey man thank you um i'm laughing already i love you're an easy audience i just said hello that's fucking that's strong dude yeah it seems like what you're saying is funny you just have a very confidently humorous uh voice even when you're not making jokes, but you made your own special and people love it. Thanks. Yeah. You're like on rooftops. Yeah. It's kind of started with a woman grabbing my mic in a backyard show in Bushwick. And I was like, I should be recording this because this is ridiculous. uh we got some camera some camera people and we uh

started just doing roofs and they looked beautiful because it's you got like i actually had my last two specials just like pictures of the new york uh you know with a new york backdrop and now it's actually the new york backdrop which i was not you know which i was not anticipating but it's yeah it's all it looks awesome because this guy matt guy Matt Salak is directed and he's got a great eye and it's, it's, it's great. It's fun. Yeah. I mean, the promos make it look like, you know, it's a, it's the kind of thing a comedian would have done if a pandemic didn't happen.

Yeah. You know, it's, it's weird. I was at the comedy cellar one night that were like, we were just hanging out, you know, you know, it's weird. I was at the Comedy Cellar one night. They were like, we were just hanging out, you know, you know, when the numbers were way down in the summer. And I saw David Tell on stage and he has like a recorder out. He's like playing. He's playing music in between jokes. He's just fucking around. And I'm looking around. I was like, it looks like we got hit by a nuclear bomb. And David Tell is just like trying to raise morale.

It's such a weird vibe. So, yeah, that's kind of what the, the special, like I want it to just be like, all right, I'm seeing all these like New York is dead pieces. Let's, let's raise some morale. Let's have some fun. I think we kept it pretty safe. I mean, I couldn't, I couldn't be a hundred percent. I mean, I've noticed the ultra rich or like, we're going to be fine. And I've also noticed the ultra poor, like we're not going to be fine, but we don't give a shit. So you kind of have to like set some,

some boundaries and be like, Hey, I'd like it. If you wore a mask, I'd like it to be this, but you know, you just got to do your best with that, you know? Yeah. It's a, it's a weird, it's a weird thing. And it's also, it feels weird telling somebody from under a mask to do anything. But to wear a mask seems especially weird to be saying from underneath a mask. It just is. It's definitely weirder to say wear a mask if you're not wearing a mask.

Because then you're a dick not in a mask telling someone else to wear a mask. And then I would just be are those are there those people those people that believe it but uh only think people that aren't them should wear masks no i don't think so i'm just saying if you're under a mask and you're telling someone to wear a mask that at least beats not having one like because i've definitely been worn my mask and been the like flag waver of my street and being like saying sort of like obviously put a obviously put a mask on you know nice and nice and real aggressively new york yeah i just can't uh i can't kind of yell at anybody to do anything when i've got a mask on my face and i wish they were standing

farther away from me um it's so weird when that, like, Doug has always been a weird name to say, like in like a loud bar or something, but it's still a hard name to say underneath a mask. Hey, that's Jackie Tone, by the way, that we've been already talking to. So I might as well introduce her. Sorry. That's all right.

We know you and love you from glow and now i hope i get i think i got the title right best leftovers ever that's the one dude i was telling everybody about your show before uh before you got here i hope you didn't hear any of that. No, it was good. It was all about how it's amazing. I've only seen one episode, but what the chefs can do with people's leftovers in their fridge. It's so nuts. Incredible. So, yeah, I mean, just to tell the best friends at home, if they haven't seen it yet what it is best leftovers ever is on netflix and it's a cooking competition show where the chefs just like it

sounds there's two different rounds in round one they take leftovers from like fridges behind them and we say like hey you guys weren't feeling well last night so all you have in your fridge is like matzo ball soup and applesauce and some toast. And we need you to make like a flavor bomb brunch. So you have to fully transform the leftovers into something incredible. And then in round two, we give them takeout. So it's like we give them fully dressed Chinese food and they turn it into high end cuisine from a totally other place. So like you can't turn Italian into Italian.

And it's just a wacky, it's likewee's playhouse meets chopped like it's just a wacky fucking show and it's so fun i've always found you can't really turn italian into italian no dude you gotta you gotta you gotta feel right no you gotta put pasta in a blender and turn it into a sauce for mexican food everybody knows that oh that sounds like a good i like uh you know i love shopped i gotta watch your show oh dude you'll love it it's just the also it's like it's the lightest i have to say like as a snarky jew from new york it's the lightest most joyful thing like it's just there's no like there's competition but the judges are nice the contestants are nice they're everybody's supportive of everybody i mean we're honest if your food's not great or we think there's stuff

you could do to make it better we're going to tell you but it's not like there's definitely no simon cowell i like on those on those cooking shows though that like every i didn't realize like how hard every chef's life was like every every every chef on shop they like roll up their sleeves i'm like are those gang tattoos oh 100 percent they're like my first two wives died and now i have this third wife she's in this wheelchair you're like wow what happened jim but it's yeah they're everyone has a story also it makes it makes it i mean i hate to say it but it you know it annoys me when i'm watching like the voice and everything is about someone's story and i'm like okay you're a mediocre singer at best but that is a great that's a great story

yeah but you found like a dead baby in your closet and they're like she's been singing since she saw a dead baby and like all right i guess i wanted to she found her voice in that bassinet but i do i do like that these people, like, I don't understand, like, I don't understand what gangs let them walk out to pursue the culinary arts, but I still like seeing the story as well. But I think, again, though, like, that's something I think you guys, there's a little bit of a human interest piece in there. We definitely intro the chefs and talk about them and where they're from.

But again, like, really, the whole show is sort of um i'm just gonna say kind of sits under a rainbow like it's really it's like it's a good watch it's really like it's um it's yeah and it's uh it's quickly paced and but also it's um it's very clear what's going on with the food and the transformations. And, you know, I was very impressed with the... Oh, awesome. I'm so glad you like it. America needs nicer reality shows because it was like the British Bake Off. They're so nice to each other. You know, they're like hugging at the end and shit.

But then I mean... A hundred percent. That's what I love about this. But even we, we like bring in Gordon Ramsay,, who's British, and he's an asshole. Like, we bring in assholes. What is that? Yeah, he's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Did you get thrown down a flight of stairs? And then we're at home like, ha ha ha, yeah. He's so nice to the kids, though.

When the kids are on, he's nice. I was just about to say that. Yeah, right? It's like he always is really Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, I guess. I don't know what his deal is. But thank you to all of you. Thank you for being here, Jackie. Oh, my, dude, this is great. I love you and I love all your shows. It's like, you might have the most, Doug, do you think you have the, like you hold the title for most shows of any part? Like you have so many shows. Um, I guess not, not currently, but, uh, you know, I've racked up a few, you know, I got

in the podcast game so early. Yeah, exactly. I was just going to say that. You've got nothing better to do than come up with other ones, you know. As long as the flagship is sturdy, you know, then you can just keep, you know, pushing out little boats. I don't know what that means. I need to say quickly from the corrections department that Dermot Mulroney was in an animated film called

Cats and Pe-topia, which I think might've just been Ford. And then they, you know, he was an English speaking voice, not cats, the, you know, the movie Cats with Taylor Swift and James Corden. Doug, we're all going to hang up. If you keep making stuff up like Cats and Peach-topia, I'm just telling you that me and Anna and Sam decided we're not going to hang up if you keep making stuff up like cats and peach topia. I'm just telling you that me and Anna and Sam decided we're not going

to stand for it. You know what I was thinking is like, I forgot. I just watched some show of this like horrific murder. I forgot what it was, but then I was like, I was humming the magical Mr. Mistoffelees from cats in the shower. If this is the last thing I sing before I fucking die, like how sad is that? You know, kind of a great way to go. How do you know that song?

Cause I saw it as a kid. I like cats as a kid. And then I grew up, and then I grew up and I was like, this is bad. This is pretty bad. But like that one song is still pretty catchy. I, you know, I think musically it's all fine. You know, it's not necessarily something I want to listen to anymore. But for a while, I thought those songs were enjoyable to listen to. But yeah, I don't know what happened to Cats. I think it's weird, too, because I remember learning that it was the worst thing that ever happened to the world after I loved it for many years and going like, I mean, obviously I saw it when I was five, like in whatever, but somewhere

between five and 10, I saw it on Broadway. Um, and then I remember in like my teen years and becoming a comic and getting older and everybody was shitting on it and roasting it and being like, yeah, I've always fucking hated that. Losers and cat hate. I loved that when I was a kid. I mean, obviously somebody loved it. It was open for 40 years. It was fucking crushing that Winter Garden Theater, man. Winter Garden with those white, gorgeous lights.

It had a run. It was like cats and Les Mis. I'm like, don't tell me everyone hated this fucking musical. You just jumped on. I mean, I see now like yeah it makes no sense it doesn't make sense it's someone who's on acid you know the ad campaign and the posters for cats said now and forever wait do you remember do you remember the commercial i don't know how if you guys are i know sam's a new yorker buter, but there used to be a commercial, this lady, so they would interview people as they left the theater,

which is such a great marketing and promo trick because everybody's very excited that second. Like if you catch them a half hour later and they're drinking a cup of coffee, they could give a shit. But the moment they walk out the theater, and they interviewed this woman and she was like, I loved it. I'm going to see it it twice more my husband works in the area and my whole family used to say my

husband works in the area for like 20 years it's been a total family joke but also think about what not a compliment like the only reason she's gonna see it is because her husband like it's not even a compliment they just come out like spider-man turn off the dark is the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life and like book it the food isn't great here but it's in my neighborhood that's right but i live by here so i'm gonna come back and the way she said i'm gonna see it twice more she like had a plan yeah we got to just to figure everything out yeah you also kind of trick you even with the shitty musical they're so expensive that you kind of trick yourself and that was pretty good like rocky the musical that was pretty good right you're like yeah sure 220 bucks a

ticket for the shitty seats you're like you have to do yourself oh yeah that fight though that it was fun watching him pretend to fight you you know, during a Broadway musical. Good old dance fighting. I mean, they really, they recreate the fight scenes without, I don't think there's choreography per se that's not just fighting choreography, but it's pretty, you know, pretty well done. It's like, I was, I don't know if anybody will ever produce it again i don't i don't even know if that show went on tour yeah i don't know if it's like the like the broadway demo you know i don't feel like you know who we need to grab is fucking whoever loves stallone that's who we need to get i think they'll do 2020 the musical yes i bet i bet you forget it dude if ucb was open 17 teams would already be writing that

i know i don't want to see anything about this like i mean he's a new yorker like when all those 9-11 movies came out i was like i'm good i don't need to see all this shit i could not let's give it a minute let's or it's like a plane crash movie or a plane that almost crashed, but then ended up landing miraculously. I'm like, I am all set. I need to get on those a lot. I can't, I can't see that. And having lived through 2020, like I don't, but I feel similarly, similarly about movies that are about like acting or comedy. I'm like, I, I know it's a bummer and we,

we get rejected all the time and it's almost impossible to win i don't need to watch it on a movie i wonder if they did that after the holocaust so like we do not need a movie right away that's why shinless didn't come out for so long fair enough hey but i do have a an example to that rule that you just mentioned though about um how uh you know movies about you know true stories have to be a bummer uh you're you play gilda radner in uh what's the title again i know i will in in your defense i did this movie and i can almost never remember the title it's a futile and stupid gesture yeah yeah which is you know it's know, it's a great title. She's a mouthful. You know, once you've dealt with the movie,

but like just to tell people about it, it's hard to remember and share. But that movie is so fun for what is essentially a very depressing situation. I couldn't remember more. But then you got David Wayne at the helm and he can't not be. Yeah, but having Martin Mull narrate it as him already dead was just a brilliant

move that works, you know, beautifully. And then everybody does such a great job with the, you know, with the individual characters who many of whom we know, people we know very well. So it's easy to fall into a caricature or seeming like a sketch and it seems really real what's his name uh donald gleason i didn't even know that was him until it truly i mean i would say of anyone because the other people like joel mckay joel plays chevy chase and like you know he does an incredible job but it's clearly Joel. But Donal like does not look like himself.

I think Will Forte too. Like Will had this crazy long wig. Like he was, they really transformed people quite a bit. I mean, I was, I was pretty me. Like I just, I'm little and Jewy like Gilda. So they just were like, yeah, just let her, she's got frizzy hair. Just let it, let it be. It was great.

Did you have to grow out your armpits? I didn't. Unfortunately, unfortunately, I've got most of the hair in my body lasered off many years ago. They would have had to work in my pits. When Gilda had showed her pits and was like where she had hair, was that, do you think that was fake hair? I think it was fake hair do you think i think it was fake hair because she i don't know actually but i think it was fake hair because it was only that

one candy cane i forget that character's name candy slice i think the the um yeah the rock singer yeah yeah so i i think it was fake but i don't i don't know i think they just spray painted her pits black i think that's what it was. I think that's what it is. Was she one of your favorite SNL people, Jackie? Yeah, it's funny that you're asking that. So I'm just Googling Gilda Radner raw character because now I want to think,

is it Candy Slice for sure, Doug? I want to remember. I think so. Yeah, you got it right. God damn it. So I mean, I'm happy for you. That's what I meant. I'm happy for you. Good job. Um, so nevermind. So when I tried out for that movie, it could have gone one of two ways. So Gilda was my favorite my whole life. I had a poster for in my room and I had her VHS best of snl that i like truly played till it broke and when i when i was um a not working

actor for the better part of my career because i started acting when i was nine and i didn't get to play gilda till i was in my mid-30s and so i i did not have a lot going on and um i used to hear people do interviews and talk about and be like i played that cassette till it broke and i was like like, shut the fuck up. No, you didn't. And then that actually happened with Gilda. And so then I always felt cheesy telling it anyway, obsessed with her to answer your question, Sam. And so when I auditioned for the movie,

they had seen everybody in town already. And me, there was me and a girl whose last name, I forget her first name, but something Ramirez. And she was this gorgeous Latin girl. And I was like, oh, who are you trying out for? And she was like, Gilda. And I was like, oh, my God, they've seen, they've literally seen every person in the city. It's like me and a hot Latin girl trying out for Gilda Radner. We're the only two left.

And I went in to audition and they didn't even, they said like you could do a couple, a character or two of hers, but they're not going to be used in the movie because the movie takes place pre Gilda being on SNL when she was in the Lampoon and doing Second City and all that stuff. And so I just said, okay, I'll do. And I just did them all. I didn't do candy slice, but I did Gilda. I did Emily Latela and I did Rosanna Dana and I did Lisa Lubner. And I just went in there and I just changed costumes and I just did all of them. And I think it could have gone, you know, they could have been like, Oh God, that was so try hard and painful. Like, did that girl really

need to do costume changes but it i just went for it i mean i at that point i was so out of work i was like this is my thing this is this is my chance let's go and then the same casting people cast glow put me on glow so it's like it started everything for me wow yeah every great audition every great audition is somebody hitting the tone that they were looking for you know or like or showing them what the tone should be you know and it's like it's just a hair off of behaving like a crazy person a hundred percent doug and what's funny i think is if you guys know this and we've all we've all been doing this for so long when it's not you 999 times out of a thousand it really was like a weird sort of not a breaking point moment but i i was like let's fucking go like i'm gonna just do it all

and it's either gonna look try hard and embarrassing or they're gonna be like oh whoa there's like some gilda in there and luckily it was the latter they found that gilda in there um all right so i have a story i have a story about that not working out dude i have a hundred oh no i just it was for train wreck and i'm friends with amy schumer and they told me to go in and read for this part and my friend encouraged me i was playing like a goofball who has like a one night stand with her in the beginning and uh my friend was like dude take your shirt off and just start riffing he's like you have a you have a dumb looking body it's it looks funny just do it and i was like yes that's a great idea i did it and the casting woman looked at me like she was like uh-huh and just i was like all right I don't think I got it.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. Like there's that in another situation. They'd have been like, dude, Sam Morrill came in here. He fucking took his shirt off. He's squeezing his nips. It's the funniest audition. I mean, it didn't go that way, but it could have. Either that or like Sam Morrill got me too for taking his shirt off and an audition.

So either way, twisting his nips and an audition. So either way. Would not stop twisting his nips. Would not. Yeah. All right. I got a question for everybody before we start the game portion of the show. But even before we do that, we have to take a quick commercial break. We'll be right back.

We're back. Sorry. I should have let that happen more seamlessly. I know. I say it's going to be quick, and then the guests are often surprised. But I want to – can I tell the people at home what just happened or no? Is that too much how the sausage is made? I think they might glean from how this often happens where everybody – my guests tend to find it amusing uh that there was virtually

no break at all there well i you can't say virtually because there was no break it wasn't you said all right we're gonna take a break we're back it the words were connected oh that tickled me sorry that's okay edit point we're back No, we leave it all in too. That's the other weird part about it. Anna Mazza? Yes. Ready for a hardball question? I've never been more ready for anything in my life. Let's do it. That is a good answer.

You know what? That's it. That's my question. Sam. No, Anna, could you recommend a motion picture, a film, not what's that thing on Netflix right now, the year 2020? They've got it listed as a movie it's an hour and 10 minutes long and it's just actors pretending to be other people talking in a documentary about the pandemic yeah and they released it before 2020 was even over you know yeah it could have been like like a year in review thing but it just is like i mean there's an example of like i love most of the people that are in it but it is just a huge swing and a miss like there's nothing funny about it it's and they they even have been promoting it it's like from the people who brought you black mirror is black mirror funny at all that's so weird it was like watching it was like the movie

version of somebody that was trying too hard to be funny is what it felt like. Oh my God. What a, what a chilling explanation. I didn't say, I didn't say, I don't even know what you're talking about. Sam, neither do I. I don't watch Netflix that much anymore. I don't, I don't, HBO Max is just much better shit, I think. Yeah. Well, everybody's got their own, you know uh places they they like the best i of course like have you know been suckered into having almost all of them just because you know i don't want to uh miss out on things but you love movies i do i do love movies but also turns out i love

these tv series that might as well be movies now it's like because of netflix you really get you can get into oh that should have been four hours and not nine and that should have been a series and not a movie and actually you know we all become executive producers exactly everybody's got an opinion of what it should have been because but also the reason we all have these opinions is it could be other things you know like the um queen's gambit could be an amazing two and a half hour movie and it's an amazing and it's amazing series but it's they tell the story like a series like they got plenty of time yeah you know so you you do have to put in the time but it's worth it because it's also yeah i like that that was good i don't you know what i don't

like about netflix i don't know if they all do they don't even pay attention but like you'll be watching the credits and it the next one just starts immediately and it's like yeah give it a minute like let me let me think about what i just saw don't just well they want to keep you on the platform and they want you to binge but i agree right right yeah because they if they give you enough time you might go elsewhere but all good like you ever just watch an episode of like mad men or something and you're like i don't want to start immediately that was heavy what i just saw you want it you want to 100 you want to you want to give it a man and queen's gambit was i mean i thought it was a really good show so uh i also used to feel

that way when things were a week apart like i got to process it i got to think about it then the next week when it was like last week on i was like oh shit that's right oh my god that happened like what a what a joy remember when you needed recaps that was yeah yeah well especially like you know when things would go away for you know six months and come back you really needed that that recap but or like you know the case of like sopranos or game of thrones didn't they have like breaks as long as a year year and a half oh absolutely there were i feel like game of thrones at one point went six years between seasons i was like i turned 40 yeah it's wild um but that's the other thing is that people can debate whether or not uh you know uh something should be you know any of the various options that these all these places have and what they can uh you know turn a thing into so it's just uh yeah with some of those murder docs you're

like that we didn't need 12 hours that's how i felt about like making a murderer where i'm like you know that that was one that could have been like four episodes i thought it's so funny you're saying that sam because i watched um randomly i turned on hulula i mean that's not the weird part turned on oops i muted myself sorry guys this story's going well why don't I actually just vomit during the punchline? I went, I watched, 2020 came up like on the main screen. It was like, well, here is an episode. And it seemed super interesting.

So we turned it on and we're watching and it's like going kind of slow. And when I pause it, it was one hour and 20 minutes to tell a story of this like random fucking love triangle but then you're in but it could have been 10 minutes at least on hulu the commercial breaks are as fast as the one you just experienced here that was my favorite thing yeah i love when they go to commercial break like i'll forget i'm watching like bachelorette on hulu and uh i'll forget that it's not on

network TV. So when they go to go to, you know, when they go to a break, I'm like, all right, well, I'll have to sit here and do whatever for three minutes. And then it comes right back. It's so exciting. It's good every time. Like that was quick. I didn't even have time to get a drink. Yeah. They don't, they don't fuck around. I don't know what their weird deal is with

hulu but lots of network shows are just there the the very next day without commercials so it's like i'll just wait till tomorrow that's a good point too doug we like i kind of miss commercials sometimes not like really but like i miss like resetting a little bit where you get a commercial like all right i'll get up for a second you know yeah well it's funny they uh when you watch like a network show like good girls when you watch that on netflix they the commercial breaks are all devised to make people want to come back right you know they're all cliffhangers you know so every little cliffhanger through the show and especially the one at the very end of each episode,

you have them resolved immediately. There's just no cliff. Zero cliff. Sometimes it's a little bit too much too fast. Would you say they're more curb hangers? Thank you, guys. That's my... You can see Jackie. You can't you can't you'll never see

jackie again that's fancy but i'm standing up and clapping thank you so much anna but i could hear your enthusiasm and i appreciate it anna's really had some time to chew on that question oh yeah what was the question what was it it It was, could you recommend a movie? Just any movie? Yeah. Just, well, you know, you could frame it like for people that would enjoy seeing something right now that's new and fresh and maybe not too traumatizing. Oh. Can it be an old movie?

I can't believe you weren't thinking about it this entire time. I'm so sorry. Multiplicity. Okay. All right. Now, first of all, is that an old movie? Is that what you meant by an old movie? Multiplicity?

Older than now. Yeah. I just recently saw it. In my day, an old movie meant like the 30s. And in yours, it means something from the 80s. Yeah. Like I was thinking like Singing in the Rain. And she was like twins.

And I was like, oh, God. But when did you, did you just see Multiplicity recently? uh recently yes and i loved it it was so good it's just it's just a lot of a lot of uh michael keaton was it like do you think it was before it must have been before its time or something because i remember liking it but being a little mildly disappointed by it oh i was i it was embarrassing how hard i was laughing i thought it was so funny and it was and it's like and it's like how hard is your construction you know a job where you're like, I need four more of me, but they're all different. And I just love it.

And also like cloning was very far fetched because they just thought you could just make a person and that would be just all of it. It was great. Yeah. Well, that they explored the idea that each one's going to be a little less pure, you know, less like the original person. One of the Michael Keatons is just running around just being a complete idiot.

Yeah, then there's the tough one. I've got to see it again, I guess. Andy McDowell is the woman who gets stuck with this weirdo? I feel like Andy McDowell is always the woman who gets stuck with a weirdo. She just is so sweet. She's's like something's wrong with you and it's like there's no there's no woman on earth that would be that sweet and she's just a little that's just that's what she did right groundhog day that was time. Her whole thing was like, hey, wait a second.

What's wrong with you? The oblivious earth angel is her typecast. 90s leading gal in comedies. You're just like, I will put up with a lot of your bullshit. I'm like, hell yes. Thank God they changed. We're on the journey to women,

how we write women changing. Yes. No wonder. No wonder every guy of my generation is like, Oh, we can get away with anything. This is awesome. We can do whatever. Like I could just be, I could, Oh my God. Sam. All right.

Okay. So there's, there's a lot of good movies on Prime Video right now. Yeah. Tell us one that you really like from Prime. Okay. So there's an old movie from 1950 called In a Lonely Place with Humphrey Bogart and Gloria Graham. And it's great. It's so, so. It's like everyone's going to talk about like the bogey obvious ones like, you know, Maltese Falcon or those movies.

But this is a this is a great uh really well-written movie dark script tight love yeah it's fantastic check it out hey anna is multiplicity on prime um no i don't know you know it's really embarrassing i bought it i bought it on dvd wait a second stop that right now i'll put that down you wanted the full 1990s experience you're like i'm gonna watch this she's like she's like i do have netflix but they send me i still have the thing where they send me the dvds to watch and i send them back yeah how did you even get a dvd of it on it on amazon oh my god send it to you that's why i love michael keaton i was like primed it but yeah i was sold on it because there's four of him and i was like i gotta get

this needs to live in my house i have i must have this i mean it's like between the two of you and Sam, you've really come up with an amazing double bill of they're like practically opposites in a lonely place and multiple. It's Gloria Graham is great. She's in another one of my favorites. You ever hear this movie, the big heat. Oh dude. If you, that's another, I don't know if it's,

it's probably not streaming anywhere but it's just an awesome movie from like the 40s but it's it's badass i like uh you know recommendations from you know from a current perspective of something uh older because you know there's just so much stuff out there that you know is so disappointing you really want to you want to be pointed at you know you want to be pushed in the right direction. Jackie, it could be old, it could be new, it doesn't matter. It could be borrowed, it could be blue.

What movie would you recommend? I have to think, but I recently saw... I didn't know at what point in the show was going to be the right time to tell you i've seen total 11 movies in my life not really 11 but i i just somehow i miss movies and i don't know how like i don't even want to make you the list of all the classics i have not seen and that's embarrassing as an actor um but recently i recently I loved, I don't know, I feel cheesy saying it now, but I loved the peanut butter Falcon. Oh, that's a great movie. Oh my God. I was screaming. And

literally while I was watching it, I was like, why don't I watch more movies? You know what I watch? Like, I mean, I'm such, I guess this is the most basic bitch shit ever, but I love true crime documentaries and I've been so lost in them in the last couple of years. I've missed so many. I've missed so many movies. What's what's your favorite true crime? I mean, I like I like all of it. But recently I just watched. What's the one where the dude thinks his dad's the Zodiac killer? Oh, I don't know.

Hold on. I'm going to'm gonna like animal like the worst animal of all um women be watching true crime man you guys you guys love it you guys love murder uh we need to know what to be prepared i don't that's fair i'm just almost like a training what about uh what about the jinx? You ever see that one? That's the great, that's the greatest one of all time. Yeah. Yeah. Me too.

The show I'm talking about is the most dangerous animal of all. Ooh. But I think last year, the year before, like the year of like parasite, Jojo rabbit, Oak jaw. I was seeing a lot of movies at that time.

And those were like. One, one after the next blowing me, just blowing me away. One of my best friends is this comic, Rachel Feinstein, who's hilarious, and she's obsessed with true crime, like even more than me. And she'll always, like, she will watch it right before bed.

And she'll be like, the other day, she was literally saying to me, like, you need to watch this show. It gives you closure. They, you know, it's all about like trying to find it out, how it happened. And she was pitching me unsolved mysteries. I'm like, there is no closure.

You know what else? You know what else I just recently saw? Because I also love documentary movies. Sorry if I just got tangential, Sam. I was Googling something. But the three identical strangers have you seen that oh yeah holy shit like so i just basically i mean it's insane but the um i've been really into into docs but um also i think everybody talked about this many years ago

and everyone has seen it um but you really should see Okja. That movie had me on the floor. About the big giant pig? Yes. Matilda Swinton? Mm-hmm. Alright, we have you on the record. Thank you all for your honest answers.

You'll be receiving a notification in a few weeks in the mail whether or not you'll be accepted. Great. All I, all I heard was multiplicity. Yeah. Multiplicity. I heard very little else in the last few minutes. No, I just like to, I write it all down. Cause then I share with everybody in, in you know,

cause people don't want to be taking notes while they listen to this. So the, I, you know uh include uh in the tweet you know i'll list off all the i won't say who who said which movie but i'll say you know which movies uh we were talking about um we're gonna play a game and uh we're gonna get to it right after this really fast break we'll be right back. No flipping. We're back. And we're going to play a game. Is everybody up for a game? We spent so much time on the talking part that

now we've got to get right to this game. And it's a little complicated. It's called Weird Algorithm. Were we playing it the last time you were on the show, Sam? I don't think so. Basically, here's how it works. IMDB, the website, the Internet Movie Database, the website, the Internet Movie Database,

they have this weird algorithm where if you're looking at the cast list of a movie, you can rearrange it or refine it, as they say, to list the names of the people in order of their popularity according to the algorithm there at IMDB. It tends to really mix things up and make it hard to guess who would be top-billed in this new formation. It's a guessing game where everybody can say, you can change your answer or say the same name as somebody else. It's just a matter of each person will get a chance to go first. But this first round will start with Anna.

I'll name a movie and you tell me, you know, who you think would be like, you know, you want the top billed person according to this popularity index. But does that mean that we have to know who's in the movie or you'll also tell us that? It'll help to know who's in the movie. I'll give, I'll give hints as to who the big stars in the movie are, but that's part of the fun of this game is that, you know, sometimes the big stars do prevail and other times they, they do not at being, you know, retaining their billing.

I mean, nervous. I like, it's pretty fun and also a terrible thing to tell any actor about because now they're, you know, can look up movies they were in and then see where, where they rank with everybody to get your feelings hurt. That's fun. Yeah, but each person, like I said, will get a chance to go first. Anna in the first

round, then Sam, and then Jackie. Oh, and I should say the points are, if you come up with somebody who's number one, then that's three points. Two is two points, and three is one point. And anything four or lower even though, congratulations,

yes, they are in the movie. It's not worth any points. And the first film is the one about the newspaper in D.C., our nation's capital.

I heard some interesting things happen there this last week. I don't know what you mean. There was rumors, but I can't believe anything I read anymore. No, truly. The film is called The Post, and it stars ostensibly Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep, who you don't get any bigger than those two. Or do you? Who do you think it is, Anna?

Stanley Tucci? Oh, wait. Am I supposed to guess who's bigger? Who in that movie might be ranked higher based on the current popularity index? I would say Tom Hanks. I mean, that's a solid answer right there because he is the top-billed star of the movie.

Sam, what do you think? Hmm. That's tough. I mean, you were going algorithm, and he just had COVID, so that might help his numbers, right? I guess, can I go Hanks too or do I have to go different? No, you can say Hanks as well. I'll go Hanks. You might want to not say what Anna says in another round just for strategy reasons.

Fair enough. Jackie, what do you think? Well, I know Ali Brie. Okay. I know Ali Brie was in that movie from Glow. So I want to say that just because I love her, but I want to

get the points. And since they're going Hanks, I guess I'll just go Street. I mean, yeah, that's one way to go. Yeah, because I mean, I'm either going to just blow it and say Allie Brie because I love her or I'm going to say Meryl Streep. I don't want to say what everyone else is saying.

We've been a contrarian since I was born. So let's just go Meryl Streep. I just hope that later on in this game you have an opportunity to shorten somebody else's name because that's super fun. Wait, who did I shorten? Allison. Oh, get a grip. Okay, fine.

I didn't even know I was doing the douchey French thing. I loved it. No, I loved it because it, it also, it sounds cool. Allie Brie. Oh, she's just Allie Brie. Like she's never, she didn't even introduce herself as Alison.

Like she, if you were being pretentious, you would have been like Allie, this and Allie that without the Brie, but the Allie Brie. Oh yeah. That's why I didn't even realize I was doing that douche thing that people do.

Oh yeah. Well, it's like when I was talking to Doug, it's like, no, it's like, yeah, no, I, it's like, no, it's like, yeah, no, I wasn't doing that, but damn it. I just text this whole exchange to my buddy Bob De Niro.

Oh, to your homie Bob? Bobby. That's what's fun is when, like, because I just thought that people, even in her inner circle, just called her Allison. I didn't imagine that Allie was something people called her. It's Allie.

Coming in fourth place in this particular motion picture is Sarah Paulson. I would think she'd be in third place. You'd think, but that place was taken by Meryl Streep.

Whoa. That's worth one point for Jackie. Why don't you not give me the point, Doug? You know what, at this point... You want me to keep it? No, you know what, no, I take it back. Give it to me. Sam, I worked fucking hard for it, okay? I want it. Do you want to give

it to Charity? Do you want to play for Charity today? Yes, I'd like to give that point to a purposeful rescue. I love that dog rescue. Okay, Jackie's point goes to dog rescue. And Sam and Anna both get two points because Tom Hanks is in the two slot. And coming in at number one, I'll say her full name because I don't know her that well. Damn.

Allison Brie. No! Yeah, you were totally on the right track. You guys, can anyone believe this just happened? This has to be top three biggest twists ever on Doug Loves Movies. Yeah. All right, fine. It wasn't that crazy, but what?

Why is she in the news? What happened? She's in a hit she's in a hit christmas movie with kristen stewart yeah but i think there's something even more recent than that was she announced is she going to be a superhero in something oh i don't know i think they announced some new project that she's going to be doing that i think i remember thinking to myself that sounds good oh wow i have no idea but i'm a big fan of of her she's very good wait this is so exciting i can't wait to tell her to listen that she beat tom and meryl this is big

i got to see i do a screening or um there's a bunch of people there that were you know successful and cool but she wasn't there with anybody like Dave Franco was busy or something. And, uh, and so we ended up, uh, like sitting together and hanging out and talking and like, it was, she was very, uh, very cool. Like very, she's a pretty bad bitch for sure. Yeah. Just instantly. You feel like, you know, we're already, uh, okay. Yeah, just instantly you feel like you know her already. Okay, the second movie is, I mean, Sam, you get to go first on this one, then Jackie, and then Anna.

But, like, you know, you can share your, everybody can show their work. A movie that just arrived, strangely enough, on Netflix on January 1st. I thought it was an interesting move. Four Christmases starring Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn. Two of the biggest names you'll find at the back end of the alphabet. What do you think, Sam? I love a good back end of the alphabet. It took me a second

I gotta go I feel like I gotta go Reese Witherspoon on this one yeah I think so she's a pretty big deal she's producing it she's busy I was a child of swingers man

I got a lot of love for Vince Vaughn for sure but I think it's gotta be her and so that's how your parents met child of swingers, man. I got a lot of love for Vince Vaughn, for sure. But I think it's got to be her. And so that's how your parents met? They were swingers? What? That's how my parents met. When I was a kid, my screen name was SM Swinger because I loved that movie. And my mom was like, I don't think you know what that word means.

I was like, I think I've got a good handle, mom. Why don't you back off? And she was right. It turns out I did not know it was about the diner. So I mean, it is interesting. Yeah. Like because because I didn't live in L.A. at the time, I don't think so. I didn't know.

I didn't really know that diner so well. So I really was like I thought they were just trying to imply like that was a hip word to say or because also they do dance that what's that dancing style that was really popular for a little while i don't know but it was yeah tiny shit yeah yeah it was fun yeah yeah like swing yeah that's why i thought the movie was called swingers, not because of the restaurant, but because of the, um, because of swing dancing, I guess it's both. Wow. They're even more clever than I thought. I'll, I'll, I, in a fight, I would pick that movie over, um, goodwill hunting swingers. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I guess it depends on the mood, right?

I guess so. I mean, goodwill hunting that's uh although my friend will my friend will shit on that movie because he says that that movie is basically matt damon and ben affleck calling themselves geniuses if you think about it and you're like no i thought i compared those two movies because they really feel like like you know first time out for some people that need to learn, they need to learn a little bit more about how you can't, uh, everything shouldn't sound so written. Right. You know, every scene ends with like a real boffo, you know, one liner. Coming in at number three for that movie. we didn't guess oh i'm sorry sam did

i'm sorry uh it's jackie's turn i just want you guys to be able to see how publicly competitive i am and which is why i just shouted so loud at doug yeah um no but that was the right thing immediately got flushed and was like, okay, you just shouted. So I'm embarrassed. Guys, listen. I went the Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks route. So here's what's tricky about this game, and I know that's the point. It's like, okay, is the whole gag that, like,

someone in the movie that you'd never think is actually going to be at the top of the algorithm? Because that's what happened with me last time. But now I feel like I'm going to say someone random who was in the movie and it's going to be like, no, it's clearly Reese Witherspoon. Yeah, that could happen. That scenario could occur. I don't know.

I mean, I don't know who's in that movie. It's the dude with the buffalo horn from the riot at the Capitol. He was in that movie. Oh, my God. I'm a big fan. A lot of people have been searching him this week. So just keep that in mind. Big fan.

Big fan. Okay. So it's Reese Witherspoon, Jon Fav john favreau yeah and the lectern guy and the lectern guy i love him again the viking guy he would fit into this he would fit into that movie because some of uh you know some of their relatives are real rambunctious maybe rambunctious maybe i'll get um i'm gonna go i'm wasting too much time i'm gonna go kristen chen with oh okay because i like it okay broadway people need our support okay exactly uh anna what do you think I do know Dwight Yoakam was in that movie

oh yeah see that's what I'm talking about Dwight Yoakam could steal a podium I'll say Dwight Yoakam I don't even know who that is I mean I know he's a country singer but if he was standing in front of me I wouldn't be like oh Dwight Yoakam I have no idea who that is if you've ever seen Wedding Crashers

he's in the beginning of wedding crashers right at the divorce i know you're talking about yes he's he's a country singer oh that's what i thought yeah but like kind of more like the country rock kind of like cooler country singer type thing wait wait doug that does sound like he does coke with johnny depp and stuff you know yeah coke with johnny depp and stuff yeah coke with johnny does sound super awesome now fights with whiskey bottles oh yeah yeah thanks sam that's good all right yeah he's a hell of a wife beater in um in sling blade i think that might have even been his acting debut and he's really terrifying in that movie. That should have been my movie to tell everyone to see. But anyway, check out

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unfortunately I really for creativity, I want to give you all the points, but, uh, he, he, he didn't even crack the top, uh, five or six names. I don't think, uh, number one, uh, in a supporting role role which i find very amusing i think he's very funny in this movie as he also is in uh the breakup he's underrated in that one as well uh we know more as a director and star of swingers it's john favreau damn yeah the favreau puzzle if somebody figured out that he was in that movie it might have uh because he's the mandalorian goodness gracious there we go you know i met him uh i met him at caroline's once and uh this was like many years ago. I was opening for Kevin Nealon and Michael Che from SNL was the other opener.

And we both did not do well. They were not. They've been great all weekend, but that Sunday they were not very good. And I remember after the show, Jon Favreau came to the green room. I guess he's friends with Kevin Nealon. And Michael Che was like, why don't we all take a picture? And I could just see that Jon Favreau was not at all into it. And it was this awkward photo. And I was like, ah, this guy, I don't think he likes us, Mike. And Mike's like,

ah, whatever. Like we were drinking. He was like, ah, whatever. And then, uh, like literally five days later, uh, I get a call from the comedy seller and they're like, can you fill in for, uh, for someone a night on the early show? they're like can you fill in for uh for someone tonight on the early show and i was like oh yeah sure so i came by and uh front row john favreau again he did not i watched him not like me twice in one week yeah i'm watching so be doing and i like love that guy. I love, I literally grew up. Like, I'm like, yeah, swingers is like, as I said, the shit. So it was like, oh, Unrequited love.

Brutal. All right, you guys, we got to get going. So we got to play one more round to determine a winner today. All right. What's that? I said, not me, but I'm like, okay with it. I'm just calling it ahead of time. I mean, you and Anna are tied at two apiece, and Sam's got four.

So if either one of you gets three points and Sam gets zero on this next one, then you're good to go. Okay. If you both do that. So you're saying I should be playing conservatively here. I'm saying always swing for the fences and don't sell your

dreams short or something like that. Yeah, and then honestly, you might land among the stars. That's it. I knew I could come up with the right cliche kind of thing. Bush. There was a motion picture with a big cast

I'll tell you at least three of the people That were in it I hope you know this movie It's called Soap Dish I do know Soap Dish Sally Field, Kevin Kline Whoopi Goldberg It's got a pretty big cast

Of pretty Popular people But who do you think Is number one got a pretty big cast of pretty popular people, but who do you think is number one? Jackie, you get to go first this time. Who were the three main people you said? I said that it's got Sally Field, Ruby Goldberg, Kevin Kline. Those are who I remember.

Those three, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, those are the easy ones. But there are also lots of other interesting ones. I saw that movie. You're hearkening back to a time when I watched a lot of movies. Oh, okay. This came out, I think, before I was...

Oh, no, this was 90s? I thought this was 80s. Hmm. Anna thinks this is old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This came out before anna was born um dang well like multiplicity old yeah all right i've never heard of it oh you it's such a great movie oh my goodness wait till you hear who else is in it well i have so i'm so excited you're talking about a movie i know um okay so i have two guesses but i don't want to explain both of them because then someone else will guess the other one and then if they win i'm gonna throw the phone in the river because i'm i'm

not happy i'm not a good sport i hope you're not near a river. No, no. I'm just, I'll put, I'll put enough water in the tub to ruin the phone though. Okay. Cause Carrie Fisher was in that movie. Secret, secret. Okay. I'm going to say this is a wild thing,

but I'm going to say, Oh wait, no, this doesn't make sense. I was going to say Elizabeth shoe. Cause she's on the boys and that show is so massive, but it's not like it just came out. Like the season that came out was a while ago,

but I'm just going to go Rogue and go Elizabeth Shue. Okay. Because The Boys is a very popular show. I'm sorry, Anna. Anna's turn. Anna's turn. Who do you like in this race, Anna? Can you give me a hint?

Yeah, Sally Field, Kevin Kline, or Whoopi Goldberg. And then Jackie says Elizabeth Shue. Friend of friend. Okay. I also said Carrie Fisher was in the movie Whoopi Goldberg has a show, right? She's on The View and she cuts off Megan McCain

Yeah, she gets mad on TV every day So that's a popular thing Yeah She has popularity Oh, geez Okay, I'm going to say Whoopi

just cause I don't know anybody else in it damn that's probably the right choice but I'm gonna I'm gonna you know live a little and I'm

now that I know Carrie Fisher's in it after your Mandalorian comments I'm like fuck it that's Star Wars let's go Carrie Fisher

alright turns out Whoopi Goldberg is all the way down Fisher. All right. Turns out Whoopi Goldberg is all the way down to number six. I'm sorry, Anna. Damn. But it was a good guess, nonetheless, because she really was on The View cutting off Meghan McCain just the other day. Yeah. But number three, coming in at number three,

it's a good call on your part, Jackie. Helped Sam out a little bit because it's Carrie Fisher. I mean, yay, I'm happy I helped Sam. Yeah, he's got five points now. But then coming in at number two, who I was loathe to mention, but it would have been probably very helpful for everybody if I had, Robert Downey Jr. Oh, yeah.

And number one. That'll beat him out. Number one, because, yeah, sure, the boys was huge, but she wasn't even in this last season of the boys. She recently turned up on cobra kai the hugest thing ever and that of course is elizabeth shu you had it oh my god yeah wait but did sam still win no you got it's a tie now you both have five points sorry sam and i gave hers, and I donated my first one to charity.

Oh, my God. That's crazy if that's how it worked, if Anna just donated her points to Jackie. I'm happy to tie, Sam. Well, I've got a tiebreaker if you want to do it real quick. Sure. All right. Anna, just hang out. I'll guess in my head.

Yes. Yes. I want to know what your guess was. Closest to this number without going over. How many cast members are there listed as being in the movie Soap Dish according to IMDb? Dude, I haven't seen the movie. Closest without going over. Well, you know, just think of movies and how big the casts are.

And you did hear that you heard like five or six names of uh fairly famous people i don't know how much of a clue that is though because that could mean they're the they're the entire cast or it could mean that there's lots of other people but uh jackie you go ahead and guess first oh shit well then he could he could price his right me and go, all right. I'm so happy you said Soap Dish because as I've said multiple times, I've seen that movie more than once. This could be like a Glen Gary, Glen Ross situation

where it's like, that's the cast. I don't know what's going on here. We didn't talk much about what happens in the movie. Closest without going over? It's basically just a silly way to So we didn't talk much about what happens in the movie. Okay. Closest without going over. I mean, it's basically just a silly way to settle the tie.

Okay. Okay. Well, it's obviously a big deal to me, Doug. So God, I'm going to say, I'm going to go nuts and I'm gonna say 21.

You said you were okay with a tie a minute ago. Yeah. Well now it's a big deal. Well, my dog in the room, he's on my lap. I don't want to embarrass myself in front of him. So cast is, so you're saying cast is in like everyone in the movie

or what? Yeah. You know, all this, you know, speaking roles that would be listed on an IMDB page, like, you know, I guess sometimes they throw in uncredited people. I think I made a mistake, Sam, but you go. Yeah. What did you say? Twenty two.

I said twenty said twenty one. Twenty two, baby. Yeah. I think I should have said and I think I should have been twenty seven. But OK, I said twenty one and I'll stick with it. I said twenty seven in my head. Oh, my God. Anna, we're one fucking team and no one understands us. It turns out. Yeah, I guess I didn't. I should have thought more about the dollaring situation,

but I also thought, you know, it would be a good tiebreaker for three people. But with just two, the dollaring is especially cruel. But it worked in this case for Sam because it's they list 47 people. Oh, I knew it was a massive cast, but I didn't know if it was like the one line. it worked in this case for Sam because it's, they list 47 people. I knew it was a massive cast, but I didn't know if it was like the one line. It's called soap dish. Yeah. It's called soap dish Sam because it's about a daily soap opera and the people that the cast and the director and the producer. Now I'll look it up. Yeah. It's really good.

No. Funny. It's okay. No, it's just like kind of a classic like it was like real rompy like sort of a broadway show noises off like it's real campy and it's like inside soap operas and you get to see what happens and they're fighting and whatever it's like if you're watching tootsie and you go there's not enough scenes of her at work. Thank you all so much for being here. Congratulations to you, Sam,

for being our winner today. What's the name of the special again? Up on the Roof is on YouTube and I got this. My previous special also from last year is on YouTube as well. You just search in Sam Morrell and they should come up first well you know everybody's saying they're great and uh so i hope it's doing well for you and thank you thanks for thanks for being on the show as a winner you have

the uh option uh coming back again next week but we could discuss it later you don't have to answer right now all right cool this isn't like The Bachelor where we make you propose right now. Well, if I knew that, I would have... Come back and decide. If I knew that, I would have... Played better? Yeah, I'm really happy for Sam, though, truly. You can tell by my voice.

You can tell by my voice. Maybe you could be Sam's proxy if he doesn't want to come back. That feels right for everybody. Me and Anna are coming back as a team. Please. Jackie, best leftovers ever on Netflix. It's already huge on there, I think. I think it's on the top ten.

Yeah, we're on the top ten for the whole first week. It's really wild. And it was up there with like queen's gambit and cobra kai and stuff and we were like what is happening yeah it's really it's exciting stuff you guys yeah check it out follow me on instagram at jackie tom jackie t-o-h-n yes thank you thank you anna mazza who is anna the mazza on the socials am i right Mazza who is Anna the Mazza on the socials am I right yes

yeah people should look you up there yes you make you cracking wise on the socials and you get to do any shows you doing any zoom shows stand up is slowly coming back so I'm

going to Georgetown Kentucky the end of the month and some more dates that were canceled that are getting rebooked for this year so that's pretty good yeah i love it thank you for being here sorry sorry it was such a long break jackie welcome anytime sam can take the option of returning next week if he wants it. If you want to get a cameo from me, go to cameo.com and look me up by name. And also I have a Patreon for my show,

Getting Doug with High, which is patreon.com slash gettingdoug. And as always, I love weed. Okay. I love it. Not as much as I love weed. Okay. I love it. Not as much as I love pussy. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.

Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.