Doug Loves Movies - Anthony Atamanuik, Greg Proops and Nick Thune guest

Episode Date: March 20, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Leonard! Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies.
Starting point is 00:00:38 And that was awesome. Coming to you once again from South by Southwest in Austin, Texas. Yes! from South by Southwest in Austin, Texas! Oh my goodness. It's Tuesday, March 14. I believe it's around day five-ish, Finkel, for the, what do you call it, festival. March 14, 2023.
Starting point is 00:01:08 And I'd like to begin tonight with everybody's favorite part of the show and that is what i call doug plugs all right okay here we go. Wow, I can't believe how excited you are for these boring plugs. It's amazing. Let me give you one that's just for you because this episode isn't going to come out for a few days. It's too late for people to come to this. But this Saturday, Doug Loves Movies
Starting point is 00:01:39 is going to be back over that way, down the street, around the corner, where the Creek in the Cave is located at four-ish in the afternoon on Saturday. So come back to that if you had a good time tonight. Or if you have a bad time tonight, maybe it was just an off night, come back on Saturday.
Starting point is 00:02:00 You know, try it again. It took me several times to like the movie Avatar. Also, I thought it'd be funny to call it The Greek in the Grave instead of The Creek in the Cave, but it's already a confusing enough name. I don't understand all these places when they have an and in their name and it's just one place. Like, if they had two restaurants and you had to choose between Creek or Cave,
Starting point is 00:02:26 I get it. Just my opinion. I like a simple, easy to understand name like Esther's Follies. What the fuck? I feel like every night during this festival people leave here disappointed they didn't see any follies.
Starting point is 00:02:48 And definitely, I don't think anybody named Esther, except for maybe Esther King rolls through sometimes. All right. What other plugs did I want to do? Oh, if you're in Austin on Sunday, if you're still in town or you live here, check out my friend's master pancake
Starting point is 00:03:07 over at Alamo Drafthouse Lamar. Yeah. They're doing a choose-your-own pancake with a special guest that might be me. We can't say because I'm thrilled
Starting point is 00:03:18 to be at South by Southwest and, you know, I'm not here to do other shows. And Douglas Movies is coming to Portland, Oregon at the Helium Comedy Club. It's a gas on Sunday, March 26th at 420. Let's talk about this prize bag I'm holding. It's got, it's from that, I guess it's a comic
Starting point is 00:03:42 called Strong John. Is that accurate to say? Oh, this bag is like, it looks dirty. So apologies for the dirty bag that I put the prizes in. Who likes apricots? Well, the winner of this bag is going to get some Mediterranean apricots hot off of my flight here. Yeah, you think that's like
Starting point is 00:04:05 probably the bottom of the barrel thing in here? No, it gets worse. There's a magazine. I was in San Diego, so here's San Diego magazine that they have in the hotel room. I would have taken the Bible, but I think it's less of a sin
Starting point is 00:04:20 to steal San Diego magazine. Got some pins in here. We got a Doug Loves Movies pin and a Doug Benson pin. But this is the main attraction of this bag. Plus there's other prizes. Don't worry. This isn't it.
Starting point is 00:04:36 But this is called Smoke Fiends. And it's a cute little pineapple-shaped device that you take a hit off of weed, and then you blow it into it so that you don't stink up the room. And yeah, and then eventually you have a small, plastic, stinky pineapple. So I guess that's why they call it good fiends.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Oh, smoke fiends. That makes more sense than good fiends. I don't know why I call it good fiends. Oh, smoke fiends. That makes more sense than good fiends. I don't know why I called it good fiends. But anyway, this garbage, this junk is going to belong to somebody. But I think one of my guests
Starting point is 00:05:18 brought some stuff because he heard old episodes and I used to have the guests bring stuff, so he brought some good stuff, I think. So let's put that there. Let's get that out of there. Are you ready to meet our guest tonight? Oh boy, this is going to be fun.
Starting point is 00:05:38 We got two old B's and one new B to this program. And I think only one of them has done this show with me here at South By. Give it up, everybody, for Anthony Atamanik, Greg Proops, and Nick Thune! Three men. Finally a show. A comedy show with just men. We have some tables for your beverages if you'd like to put them on there
Starting point is 00:06:17 instead of on the floor like some sort of monster. Okay, leave it on the floor. And what? The water, you can put it on the floor. And what? The water. You can put it on the table. It's right there next to you. You don't have to do that terrible stretch every time you want to drink. To your left. There's a table right there. Either side.
Starting point is 00:06:36 It's ambidextrous. We're going to confuse our waters. Yeah, we're going to mix them up. Wow. It'll be fun for the audience, I think. Fun thing to watch throughout the show, me and him with our water. Those are some follies right there.
Starting point is 00:06:50 One of you looks like you're here to perform and the other two are ready to jog the fuck away. They just performed a heist at a convenience store. You've heard of an escape bag? I got an escape outfit. Got a go bag? No,ist at a convenience store. You've heard of an escape bag? I got an escape outfit. You got a go bag? No, I got a go outfit. That's a steep drop off from Proust.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Yeah, look at that. He's so elegant. We're a bunch of fucking slobs. You got the Grand Canyon between you two. It's called show business, not hanging out on the couch business, boys. Do that shit on your own time. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Thank you very much. I appreciate it. The people whooping look like shit. I'll be over at Joe Rogan's club a little bit later talking about fruits. Wait, like versus vegetables? Yes. Okay, finally someone's going to attack that one. You know, because you can't talk about anything over there. There's real freedom of speech going on
Starting point is 00:07:54 when you can finally get into the vegetables versus fruits debate. But speaking of vegetables and fruits, let's meet our guests tonight. Three of the funniest vegetables in the business. Alphabetically, if I could pull that off. Oh, I can, because the first guy's initials are AA. Give it up, everybody, for Anthony Atamanek! Hello, hello.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Hello, thank you. Sorry I said you looked like shit. You're beautiful, you're beautiful. I can't even see them. I actually made the mistake of doing this. Yeah, the head over the eyes to see everybody. Don't do it. Because they look fantastic to me right now.
Starting point is 00:08:38 And I can see my one friend there in the front row. And all the front row have their feet up, which is another show business tradition, to just sit up front and kick back to get a little closer you get a little closer to stardom when your feet touch that stage yeah you're feeling the energy of the performer yeah well some of them are pulling the double of the excitement of the feet up with the arms crossed anger oh yeah yeah that's good It's like I'm receptive down here around my ankles and nothing up here. Yeah, you don't get to
Starting point is 00:09:09 control my whole body. Only legs and knees down. I do like, though, too, that people can go parallel, but one guy is just going straight almost. Yeah. No, he's straight up at the gyno. Yeah, but it's like a 45 degree angle. He's got his feet in the stirrups
Starting point is 00:09:26 and he's ready to do whatever's necessary. He's getting a Nova ring inserted. One of the sponsors. That's one of the sponsors of Doug Loves Movies. Alright, so Anthony, let's talk to you for a second.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Sure. Okay, that was enough. Our next guest. What? This is your first time. Thank you for doing this. Yeah, this is my first time. Long time listener.
Starting point is 00:09:59 First time guest. You've never listened. I, oh my, are you kidding me? Yes. Let's Maltton game. I know all the breakdowns. I brought... Wait a minute. I'm such a listener. I brought
Starting point is 00:10:11 a prize, which I didn't know they didn't do anymore, and it's got a GroGroo in it. Well, yeah. Tell us briefly what you brought. Very briefly, there's kettle corn, a bottle of rosé, and 200 grand bars in here, plus a Gro Group piggy bank. So you can have a night at the movies and then save some money.
Starting point is 00:10:34 We're talking two $100 grand bars, not $200,000 bars. Two hundred grand bars. But not two bars Is this in Mayan counting? Like 200,000 means like an infinite number of years Until we stop having a candy bar that's numerically confusing No, it's 200,000 places that people drink Yes
Starting point is 00:10:59 In that bag That's it Exactly You know, I don't have any Milky Ways But they're easier to understand Greg Proops is up in this bitch What up, party wallabies? How you doing, buddy?
Starting point is 00:11:17 I'm as groovy as a box of truffles I mean, you know, it's Austin The weather was sort of hilariously Transylvanian gloomy today all day, which puts a hilarious cast on the drunks in front of the 6th Street bars. But great hangover day for everybody who overindulged, as they do here on a Monday during South By, and probably all the time. There were actual barkers on 6th Street, which I wasn't really prepared for. Oh, you'll come in here for a 50 cent
Starting point is 00:11:49 margarita? Yeah. No, dudes were like, hey, on the rocks, come on, you know. Oh, well, there wasn't that classy. It was lower that I'd rather they quote a figure than just name a beverage. The name of drinks that you don't know yet that are still scary, like,
Starting point is 00:12:05 hey, try a dip fuck. And you're like, what? Yuck. We have the edgiest cocktails in here. And they always go, and a mechanical bull. They always toss that in there, like, if you're on the fence, that mechanical bull is really going to put you there.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Like, oh man, I could sustain an injury I can't sue you over? Let's do this. And also joining us today, it's Nick Thune! Thank you, Doug. Thank you, man. I heard a barker on a beach once. He was dragging a cooler selling drinks, and he made a song about it.
Starting point is 00:12:51 He was like, Aqua fresca, Coca-Cola. And every about two minutes, he would just add, Massage. And it was in Nice, France. And I just remember kind of watching it, and the last day I was there,
Starting point is 00:13:08 there he was lubing up two women right next to me, and he just looked at me like, it's my first time. He's been trying for years. You just keep throwing it in there. It's like a vision board or something. He's just on his knees between two, just like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Yeah, it's like subliminal man. I've never done one. Hey, you want a hangout massage? You know, I don't know. Yeah, it's like subliminal, man. I've never done one. Hey, you want to hang out massage? You know, that kind of thing. And then I start thinking, hey, a massage does sound good right about now. I wonder if there was a particular beverage that got them massage ready. Probably the aqua fresco
Starting point is 00:13:38 or the Coca-Cola. Right? I mean, I don't think I can have a Coke these days and not have a real lengthy massage right after. I used to like a Zima before a massage. Oh, God damn it, Zima. I like to have a cigarette and a Zima after my massage. Right, you know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:13:55 It was Jenna Bush's favorite drink. Jenna Bush's favorite. Right, the Zima? You know, be careful, Greg, with your hands That one was hot off the presses That's good Her mother's was a Bartles and James Right before she crashed the car
Starting point is 00:14:17 Remember when she crashed a car? No, that was the wife, that was Laura Oh, that was Laura You're right. Barbara wasn't crashing cars. Orville Redenbacher had a three-way with bottles of Jay's. Back then, things were poppin'. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:38 I liked it. Real quick, Nick Thune. I'm sorry you didn't win the Oscar for Elvis. You were great in it. I don't know why they snubbed you. You think I look like Elvis or that guy? I think your hair looks like, yeah, exactly. You look more like Austin Butler than Elvis,
Starting point is 00:14:56 but now Austin Butler. I guess the ghost of Elvis is inside him or something? There's a lot. I don't know what was happening in that movie. He talks. His voice changed. A movie's a lot. I don't know what was happening in that movie. He talks. His voice changed. The movie changed his voice. That hasn't happened since the Brady Bunch.
Starting point is 00:15:16 But also, just the people of Austin hate his guts. Because they're like, you do not represent us. This guy who played Elvis? Yeah. His name's Austin? Yeah. They can't stand him. Oh, This guy who played Elvis? Yeah. His name's Austin? Yeah. They can't stand him.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Oh, they hate him because he's, yeah. Right, like Melissa Milano when she goes to Milan. People just sort of fucking hate her. No. Or the fucking call. She's not allowed near the Pepperidge Farm Factory. Right. And her sister Mint can't go either. No.
Starting point is 00:15:45 I did my work. I'm so happy that we got a Mint Milano joke into this show. I love Mint Milanos. They have some backstage. I know. The green room has some. We're just out here making jokes about shit we saw in the green room. We're like the Kaiser Soze of comedy.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Wait till you hear my chair bit. Okay, so I've prepared some little games for us to play today. But before we play some games, I like to do a segment I call Recommendation Nation, where I ask each one of my guests to recommend a movie or tell us about a favorite movie of theirs, and I've been categorizing it lately. I'm not leaving it open to just any movie. It has to be in a category of my choosing.
Starting point is 00:16:41 And since March Madness is upon us, and two people in the audience care about it, I'm glad I mentioned it. Favorite or great, either way, basketball movie. Sports movies just are great
Starting point is 00:17:04 in general just because they have an ending that's usually uplifting or Rudy gets uplifted. Something or someone gets uplifted at the end of most sports movies. So basketball films. I know, Greg, I know you're a baseball guy, so you probably have a dozen favorite baseball movies,
Starting point is 00:17:26 but what's your favorite basketball movie? Usually my favorite basketball movie is a baseball movie because I think it represents basketball more clearly by seeing it through a white person's eyes. Are you on the brink of saying the word basketball to me? Basketball. Is it the closest to a baseball movie that a basketball movie's ever gotten?
Starting point is 00:17:51 Maybe aside from Air Bud. Yeah. What was the name of the dodgeball movie? Hot Balls or whatever that one was? There was Ping Pong, there was Balls of Fury, and Dodgeball was Dodgeball, a true underdog story.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Basketball was a noble attempt to fuse two great American things by making one awful thing. I think the best basketball movie is a picture called The Gambler with James Caan. Because the plot of the movie is he's this Tony English professor, and one of his students plays for the team, and they're at a rated school. And he has to get the kid to shave points for him because he's into the mob for like 50 grand, and they're going to ace him.
Starting point is 00:18:40 And I think that really speaks to the heart of professional sports. All right, cool. I wrote down the fish that saved Pittsburgh. Truly one of the great basketball movies. But excellent choice, Greg. What do you think, Tony? I'm going to go with a movie that's surrounded with scandal
Starting point is 00:19:05 called Celtic Pride. What's the scandal? That Dan Aykroyd had an affair while in Boston that ended up being splashed all over the local Boston papers at the time. I was in college.
Starting point is 00:19:22 And it was a student at my college. That he had the affair with? Dan Ayk And it was a student at my college. Emerson College? Dan Aykroyd was a student at your college? No, he had one, though. Which college did you get in Boston? Emerson College. Oh my goodness, you
Starting point is 00:19:38 went to Emerson. I went to Emerson when it wasn't impressive. During the failing poet years. Yeah, during their failing time. But Celtic Pride, which is Dan Aykroyd and what the fuck's his name with the curly hair?
Starting point is 00:19:53 Damon Wayans Jr.? No, no. Dewey Face. Huh? Uh-oh. You're asking the audience to answer stuff. We don't like that.
Starting point is 00:20:02 That's bad. But it's a plot of two huge Celtic fans. Right. Daniel Stern. And Daniel Stern. And it's about them trying to get to see a game or something. I mean, this is what I'm gleaning at.
Starting point is 00:20:15 It's what drives Daniel Stern to become one of the wet bandits, is the events that transpire. And by the way, Celtic Pride is the correct season? No, it's not. But I just remember it was a movie I enjoyed because anyone from Boston watches Boston, anything from
Starting point is 00:20:35 Boston with this like, oh, that's fucking Revere over there. Oh, that's the Tobin Bridge. Or they'll be like, this is Chelsea. And you're like, that's not fucking Chelsea. Like, Bostonians really not only enjoy seeing themselves represented in film,
Starting point is 00:20:52 in television, but are also hypercritical of the inaccuracies. My understanding is they become very upset if it's not wicked pisser. Yeah. I was watching that
Starting point is 00:21:04 Eddie Murphy, Jonah Hill movie, You People, on Netflix. And Eddie Murphy and Mike Epps have a conversation that's like 10 minutes long where they don't hit a single light on Hollywood Boulevard. They just are moving the whole time. And neither one of them is looking around. Like, you don't
Starting point is 00:21:30 drive down Hollywood Boulevard and just stare straight ahead and have a serious conversation. You look at all the fucking stupid shit that's going on and going, why is this a street going through the middle of this weird amusement park? And blown away, not the Corey Haim, Nicole Eggert
Starting point is 00:21:46 vehicle, but the one with Tommy Lee Jones where he's the bomb diffuser. Yeah, and Jeff Bridges. Yeah, and Jeff Bridges. The end of that movie is them supposedly driving, chasing someone down Beacon Hill before this bomb can detonate. Beacon Hill is like four blocks.
Starting point is 00:22:02 It's like four blocks, but they drive down Beacon Hill like it is blocks. It's like four blocks, but they drive down Beacon Hill like it is Mount Kilimanjaro. It is the longest drive to chase this bomb. Who's the Irish guy in that one? That's... It's not Brad Pitt. He's in the other one.
Starting point is 00:22:19 No, no. Who is it? Because there's always one actor doing the... It's the father of the Fabulous Baker Boys. Lloyd Bridges? Yeah, it's Lloyd Bridges. Oh, okay. You don't get any points or anything for that, but...
Starting point is 00:22:37 Points. It was very exciting, nonetheless. All right, and Nick, what do you think? Do you have a basketball movie? Well, can it be a movie that has a lot of great basketball scenes, but it's not necessarily a basketball movie? You mean like Basketball Diaries? No, like the movie where Philip Seymour Hoffman plays.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Oh, the one hilarious basketball scene in Along Came Polly? Yeah, but it's more than one. Oh, they play more than once? Yeah. It's like something they keep going back to. Oh, okay. Which picture is this? Along Came Pauly. Oh, okay. Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston
Starting point is 00:23:11 and a ferret, a blind ferret. I re-watched that recently just to see Philip Seymour Hoffman. He is incredible in that movie. It's such an amazing... Should have been a big comedy star, but he was such a great actor that he disappeared in every role and in that role, he was just fucking hilarious. The scene where he has to do a presentation in Ben Stiller's place and doesn't know anything to say.
Starting point is 00:23:34 So all he does is cough and pour water and spill water. Just the lengths he goes to to not get into the presentation. It's incredible. And the basketball stuff. And he comes up with sharted in that, which I think that made that a word. That might have been it. That might have been when it was invented.
Starting point is 00:23:51 You know, this is really upsetting because The Way Back with Ben Affleck is such an amazing movie that one of your friends is in. And the fact that Al Madrigal is in The Way Back, which is a wonderful fucking... That is so weird that God is Al Madrigal.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Al Madrigal on the God mic, everybody. Look at him. What's up, Greg? Can we pull out another chair? Let's get another ugly gold chair out here. No, it's all right. It's fine. They're very comfortable.
Starting point is 00:24:31 They're not ugly. I know what Al Madrigal's favorite basketball movie is. It was when the Warriors went to the White House this year and picked up the ring from fucking Kamala Harris. That was amazing. That was the fucking good-ass basketball movie. And not here for you people, because you have no soul. We talked about Boston, but I'm from San Francisco,
Starting point is 00:24:48 and we're not insecure about the geographical fuck-ups. Because there's two things you know when you're from San Francisco. One, everything. And two, that it's cooler than no matter where you are, so I have a natural immunity to elsewhere. Greg, could you please scooch a little bit to make way for our uninvited guest? Crashing.
Starting point is 00:25:15 You even got your own weird microphone with a weird green cord on there. He brought that from his hotel. As soon as you started talking, I was like, I hope this is somebody really famous. Nope. Sorry. But pretty damn good.
Starting point is 00:25:35 It's nice to see you. Nice to see you. I haven't seen you in forever. That's hilarious. What are you doing in town? Well, there's a... Festival? There's a weird festival happening, man. No, I'm doing this Latino mentorship thing. It's called Spotlight Dorado.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I'm not sure if you guys know this, but there's no Latinos working in Hollywood. So we're trying to change that and do this. There's this film sort of competition thing so we'll each mentor a kid make a wish foundation for Latino filmmakers
Starting point is 00:26:14 that aren't dying thank you for being here Al Madrigal I loved seeing Encanto and how it's all about the Madrigal family I didn't know you came from a house that did that. And that huge, amazing family. One of my favorite comics has this great bit. He's like, there's two Latino...
Starting point is 00:26:34 There's Coco, and then there's Encanto. One is about a Mexican family with no papers. And can't cross over to the other side. And then the other one is about Latinos losing their house. Yeah. Sweet. They're both terrific
Starting point is 00:26:56 films and I bring... Those are animated, I believe. Mm-hmm. Yep, very active. Always have something to add to a film discussion. That's Greg's Twitter lesson of the day. Jump in with things like that on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:27:15 People love it. But thank you, Al Madrigal. Do you have a favorite basketball film? That's what we were talking about when we were interrupted by God. The Way Back is actually, I've done a lot of horrible fucking TV and film, and that is actually a good movie.
Starting point is 00:27:35 So I'm going to pick the one I'm fucking in with Ben Affleck. Has anyone seen it? The Way Back? It's very good. Came out on March 6th Right before COVID hit It was in the theater for six days
Starting point is 00:27:48 That's terrible But thank God Tom Gunn Maverick came along Movies are saved What was yours Nick? What was your basketball movie? Long Came Pauly? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:08 What about, we were just talking about No One Said Hoosiers. We were just thinking No One Said Hoosiers. Yeah, that happens. Some people prefer movies that are more entertaining. Oh! Wow! I think you all proved my theory
Starting point is 00:28:23 that basketball movies aren't so great because nobody really picked a basketball movie. No. Celtic Pride, that's it. The big hit. Celtic Pride is insane. I got hit up with trying to remake that. Remake it?
Starting point is 00:28:39 Wow, they're really desperate to just make anything. Daniel Stern and Dan Aykroyd kidnap Damon Wayans, who's supposed to be... Yeah. That's the plot. Are they going to bring them all back? I doubt it.
Starting point is 00:28:52 I think they're trying to... I wonder how old that student was at Emerson. She's probably in her 37 now. She'll be there. I put her in my student grad film. I put her in my film. film. I put her in my film only because she was the person who had an affair with Dan Aykroyd.
Starting point is 00:29:09 That's amazing. Yeah, you have an interesting approach to casting. So, we have to take a quick break. We'll be right back after these messages. We're back We're back everybody Wow I felt like I was hosting The Golden Globes or the Oscars
Starting point is 00:29:37 Like having to get the crowd to settle down Because everyone was having so much fun During the break Nick Thune is going to play for a gentleman who wrote Nick. John Nick. John Nick on a bandana. And it gets better, listeners. Anthony is going to play for the banshees of Inish Jason.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Greg Proops is playing for, what was it again? Caitlin. With a K. And Al is playing for. Al, thank you for making it easy for me. That might be a new twist on this game is
Starting point is 00:30:19 that the guests just play for a person who has their name. And if there's more than one in the audience that has their name, we figure out some sort of, like, make them fight or something. Owls would never do that to each other. Owls would never. Owls are always pals. It's true.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I feel like dogs are always thugs. Or lugs. A bunch of lugs. Bunch of lugs. Okay, so this first game we're going to play today that's going to determine who goes home with an amazing Grogu doll and this dumb shit I brought. Oh, also, we have a bunch of posters backstage
Starting point is 00:31:03 that are really cool that I haven't introduced properly, but it seems like they're flying in. Oh, my God, this is so exciting. Look at this. The winner's going to get a giant poster that says Last Man Standing and has the great Bruce Willis is on there. And, yeah, so somebody's going to get that.
Starting point is 00:31:25 So what do... Oh, there's more. Okay. She's like presenting it like a game show model. I like it. But anyway, we also have a series of posters. Here we go. The comedy posters. These are so nice. Here, everybody grab one
Starting point is 00:31:41 and hold it up if you've got a spare hand. And this is a poster So this is for like If you live at home with your parents Oh yeah You're gonna decorate the whole house with this shit Oh he dropped one
Starting point is 00:31:55 Careful But anyway They make really cool comedy posters every year For the comedy You can tape these right up to your wall Don't bother getting a frame or anything. Just put some scotch tape on there. Let them slowly peel off.
Starting point is 00:32:10 I mean, some of them are like original prints. Hey, I'm on this one. This one's good. I think I'm on every one of them, I think. This one's really funny. It's a bull kicking over a poor mushroom-headed jester. This one didn't even happen.
Starting point is 00:32:29 They canceled it. That's a cancel. Which was perfect. What's that one? Angry Horse. 2020. 2014. Look at this one. Is that a horse? This has got Bill Cosby,
Starting point is 00:32:44 T.J. Miller. This is like... Hold on. This one's pretty brutal, if you get into it. Chris D'Elia. Chris D'Elia. Mine also, yeah. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:32:59 This is fun, but here's the best one. This is a small, a mini one sheet for Detroit Rock City. Yeah. Oh, I found one. Thomas Middleditch. All right, so somebody's going to win all these posters, so that's a pretty cool addition to the prize.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Nick, you take care of these. Yeah, and it's a lot for somebody to carry home. We might have a tube sitting around that we can give them to put all the posters in if they have to fly home. Al, do you have to fly home? Nope. Caitlin, you got to fly home? Nope.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Jason? Nope. Oh, great. Who was the other one? Oh, sorry. You better have to fly home. Sorry. John Nick. Sorry, sorry. You better have to fly home. John Nick. Sorry, John Nick.
Starting point is 00:33:48 You have to fly home? He has to fly. So whoever's playing for John Nick, don't try very hard. I don't think that's a problem. No, you go ahead and put those brakes on, Nick. You can do it. All right. So I really am going to make people play for the person whose name they have from now on.
Starting point is 00:34:11 I think that's a great system. But people will really stop bringing name taggies. All right. This first game that we're going to play is called Live, Die, Repeat. Thank you. I'm going to say the title of a motion picture that exists. And the first one of you on stage who can repeat it back in its entirety correctly wins the game. Yeah, I told you
Starting point is 00:34:48 the games are going to be dumb. And this one certainly is. But guess what? Only one of you can win it. As dumb as easy as it sounds, there's only going to be one winner. Which is pretty much how Highlander works. If you've seen
Starting point is 00:35:04 that franchise. There could be only one. Yeah, there could be only one. When are they going to bring that back? Right? I heard they were going to do an animated version of that, and I've been working on a live-action version
Starting point is 00:35:17 of Finding Nemo. It's just me and these fish. It's kind of difficult to get off the ground because it's in the water. But I think they should bring Highlander back a lot. Yeah. The Kurgan is awesome. Or maybe there could only be one.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Christopher Lambert, that's it. He's the Highlander. And Sean Connery died, so he can't stand around yelling about how he's the only one. All right. I'm going to say the title. If anybody guesses wrong, or if you guess and you guess wrong, I'll go back to the beginning of the title. All right? Here we go.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Take... Nobody can think of a movie that begins with take? Are we supposed to jump in? Yeah. Take in. Oh. Yeah. Take in.
Starting point is 00:36:11 There's a movie called Take In? Oh, Take In. Take In. Take it in. Take it three. Take it two. Take the money and run. Take it four.
Starting point is 00:36:21 I'm not splitting up words. The first word is take. Take the money and run. Take four. I'm not splitting up words. The first word is take. Take the money and run. Take this job and shove it. See, now you're getting the idea of this game. Take two. Take me. Out to the ball game.
Starting point is 00:36:36 That is correct. Al Madrigal pulled it off. He was calm. He was collected. I get it. He didn't get distracted by anything. He just did it. Take N. So that's how the game goes? We just yell random
Starting point is 00:36:50 shit out until it's right? Yep. Just like monkeys writing Shakespeare. That's a good movie. Well, it's not a good movie, but it's a fun movie. Oh, it is? Take me out to the ballgame. Yeah. Do you know why I picked that movie? No. It stars Esther Williams.
Starting point is 00:37:06 And she doesn't swim in it. No swimming, because it's about baseball. Esther. I should have figured it out, man. Yeah, and you love baseball and baseball movies. And Esther Williams. But anyway, that's who this theater is named after. I think people roll through here every day that Esther could just be somebody's aunt.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Her king now. All right. Congratulations, Al Madrigal. You snuck onto the show. You slipped in through the side door. And I don't know who you told outside that you were a guest, but you managed.
Starting point is 00:37:43 You convinced the sound guy. I think you gave the sound guy a couple of joints to get that God Mike into your hands. He wouldn't give it to just anybody. This is totally rigged. Yeah, why? This doesn't seem right. You mean the God Mike guy shows up, sits down, and wins the game? Yeah. There's another
Starting point is 00:38:02 owl right there. There's another fucking owl here? What is this? Severance? All right, so Al gets to go first in our next game. That's all you win for winning that first one. And this next game is something that I call
Starting point is 00:38:20 Angela Bassett did the thing. This is a game where unfortunately Angela Bassett did the thing. This is a game where, unfortunately, Angela Bassett didn't do the thing that is winning an Oscar. Went to Jamie Lee Curtis the other night. But we'll never forget that expression, Angela Bassett did the thing. So this game is quite simple. Al, I'll tell you the name of a movie.
Starting point is 00:38:44 You tell me if Angela Bassett did the thing or did not do the thing. Easy. Right? Yep. And if you're right, you get a point. If you're wrong, you don't get a point. I'm stingy that way. And then we'll go to Greg with the next one and so on.
Starting point is 00:39:01 And you only each get one shot at it, so you gotta know your Angela Bassett. So when you say, do the thing... Do it. Like, did she do that thing? Oh, I understand. Like, we know she got her groove back. She did that thing. So we're not playing the take me out
Starting point is 00:39:20 of the ballgame game anymore. No, but if you want to just yell out stuff until you hit a correct answer, you're always welcome to do that. Alright. No, I'm going to give a movie to Al. He's going to tell me if she's in it or not. Did the thing, did not do the thing, and then
Starting point is 00:39:35 we'll give you the next one, Greg. Al, are you ready? Yep. The motion picture is called Contact. Oh. No, she was not in Contact. She did not do that thing? Nope The motion picture, Contact with McConaughey and Jodie Foster
Starting point is 00:39:54 Angela Bassett I'm sorry Al, but she did that thing Yeah, she was in that thing Yeah, she did do that thing Greg Proops? Correct Yeah! She did that thing. Yeah, she did do that thing. Greg Proops? Correct. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:40:09 Greg. Give me Caitlin. Okay. Anthony Atamanek? I'm ready. All right, Greg. Did the thing or did not do the thing. Avengers Infinity War.
Starting point is 00:40:31 What was the name of the picture? Avengers Infinity War. Don't make me say it forever. I don't see a lot of superhero movies because I'm literate. Yes, yeah. I thought he said because he'm literate. Yeah. I thought he said because he was littering.
Starting point is 00:40:50 I did not get the joke. My time has taken up littering, Doug. And I haven't any time to see superhero movies because of... I got shit to throw on the ground. I can't waste three hours. Or maybe Infinity War wasn't through. I'm going to say she's in it.
Starting point is 00:41:05 You're saying she's in it? Fuck, I don't know. Yeah. All right. She did not do that thing. She held out for Avengers Endgame. She's in that one, but not Infinity War. That's a different movie than that one?
Starting point is 00:41:19 Oh, yeah. But it has the same name. Oh, yeah. A lot of the Avengers have that word in there. Avengers. Then there's Avengers Perineum. Really? Avengers Perineum? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:31 You have to be very careful with that game, because you never know. Very delicate. That one really teeters on the edge. It taint Perineum. You got that wrong. All right. Avengers Perineum. You got that wrong. I got it. All right. Avengers perineum.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Summer will never be the same. Okay, you ready, Anthony? I'm ready. Okay, Tony. I call him both. Yeah, he can switch it up. The motion picture classic Batman, Ampersand, Robin. Batman and Robin.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Ooh. Did the thing, did not do the thing. No audience help, please. Even though your opinion does matter. Take it to the polls. Did the thing. You say she did the thing? Sure. That she's in Batman
Starting point is 00:42:34 and Robin? Sure. Did not do the thing. I had no idea. Which one is that one? Is that the Joel What do you mean no idea? It was 50-50. Well, that was good. You have some idea. Wow. You're looking pretty good. Which one is that one? Is that the Joel Schumacher one? What do you mean no idea? It was 50-50. Well, that was good. You have some idea.
Starting point is 00:42:49 I had some idea. Well, maybe she was one of Poison Ivy's pals. One of her pals. Not even Poison Ivy. Just one of her side pals. Not even Poison Ivy. Just Poison Ivy's pal. It wasn't What's-Her-Name Uma Thurman Poison Ivy?
Starting point is 00:43:03 Mm-hmm. Oh, there you go. It's that one, right? The Joel Schumacher one. Mm-hmm. Oh, there you go. It's that one, right? The Joel Schumacher one. Mm-hmm. That's the greatest of all Batman movies, by the way. Oh, really? Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:43:10 By a long fucking mile. Oh, okay. Says the literate guy. The one you like where they're all broody and shit doesn't have Jim Carrey going showmanship in it. That's fucking awesome part of the movie. Okay, and everybody disagrees. I've lost track of what we're talking about.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Yeah, that was too controversial for me to handle. I can't comment on that. Let's go back to reading posters with cancelled comedians on them. Nick.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Am I woke or cancelled? Huh? Am I woke or am? Huh? Am I woke or am I cancelled? Oh. Well, it's so crazy now. You can get cancelled for being too woke. Neither? Al's doing Jewish now.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Jackie Mason? I don't know. Who knows whether you are or not. And now I'm cancelled. Yeah. knows whether you are or not. Could be canceled. And now I'm canceled. Yeah. Judd Hirsch was robbed. Give me a hug.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Silly accents. That was that joke. Okay. It's Nick's turn, right? No one has gotten one. It's all up to you. This is so exciting. I'm just going to say before you even say it.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Yes. You're going to pre-guess that she did the thing? That's like how you in school, is that how you would do tests? That's check in the dark. I think that's a pretty good answer. You think there's a pattern
Starting point is 00:44:39 or something? Yeah, I see a yes. You just straddled in the dark. Basically. You just did aled in the dark, basically. You just did a dark straddle. Okay. That's a poker thing. The motion picture is the Brian
Starting point is 00:44:55 Brown film. He starred in it. F slash X. Not the TV network, but the motion picture that inspired generations of visual effects artists to not make shitty movies like FX. And you're sticking with your pre-guess.
Starting point is 00:45:17 So basically now you are guessing. You're still guessing the same thing. Yeah. But you had the opportunity to change your mind. No, now I know for sure. I'm glad that I said yes, because I know that she is in this movie. You're absolutely, completely in on yes,
Starting point is 00:45:31 she did the thing called F slash X. That is correct. She did that thing. Oh, wow. Uncanceled. She played a reporter So it feels like it was very early on in her career And she does not appear in FX2
Starting point is 00:45:51 To the best of my knowledge Congratulations, Nick Thune won that one Wow Feel the same I'm impressed. Yeah, that could not have played out better. You all missed except for Nick. It's true.
Starting point is 00:46:12 But there's one more game to play. And Nick is not going to be the best one at it. Just my prediction. I like when I get proven wrong. Would that be fun if Steve Harvey's like, this family's not going to win. But if they do, let's celebrate. He says it without saying it.
Starting point is 00:46:35 They're surprising. He takes a long time. When they go to that one break, he's always like, both teams are playing really well when one team is losing. Because he knows the last one is the one that's going to determine it because it's got the most points. So the first few rounds are just almost like practice.
Starting point is 00:46:55 And the person in your family that's like your fifth person, like let's put them fifth, they're the one that gets to do that sudden showdown at the end that determines the whole thing. It's fucking crazy. The big 78-year-old grandma slapped that buzzer and screamed penis. So yeah, so Nick gets to go first in our next game, and we're going to play that game after this break.
Starting point is 00:47:22 We'll be right back. I'm really impressed that you were prepared for this. To have an extra person? No, it's ruining the whole thing. I'm sorry. Look at me. Nick wouldn't have won that game if you weren't here that's true
Starting point is 00:47:51 I know and that's why Al and I got lunch together today and I was like if you show up I might have a chance cause Greg would have gotten a second chance and he might have tied Nick and then they would have had to battle it out you showed up at the blackjack table
Starting point is 00:48:06 when the shoe was just perfect and you started fucking splitting tens. Listen, if you want your comedy to go straight to gambling and card references, Tony Atamanick is your man. He's like getting a one-eyed jack when you're
Starting point is 00:48:26 at a poker John Wesley Harding as his 45 revolver pointed at you because of some horrible thing you've done
Starting point is 00:48:37 with someone you oughtn't have trifled with yeah he says it all the time and it's true. It's like calling Bonko
Starting point is 00:48:47 and then James Bond's like... It's like when you have an emaciated... You're having orphan babies fight each other in a pit and one of them is malnourished. I've seen orphan babies fight each other. I know. I've seen orphan babies. Angela Bassett said it.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Wait a minute. She did that thing. She did Babies. Angela Bassett's in it. Wait a minute. She did that thing. She turned down Orphan Babies 2. Look who's Orphan Babies 2. Orphan Babies hashtag me too. That's my favorite
Starting point is 00:49:20 basketball movie. Okay, finally we figured that one out. That's my favorite basketball movie. Okay, finally, we figured that one out. I hope the listeners enjoy callbacks that happen after several commercial breaks. But Nick gets to go first in our final determining game today. It's something I call Last Person Standing. And this is a super-sized version, super last man
Starting point is 00:49:54 standing because I am going to give you more than one name of actor or actress or some of each. And Nick's going to go first and name a movie that any of those actors was in. If he can't think of one, he can go to John Nick,
Starting point is 00:50:16 who's always there in a pinch. John Nick is always ready to help, especially if you can help him kill the people who killed his dog. And then we go to Anthony same deal you can go to your lifeline I recommend going to the lifeline early because when you go to him late they probably don't have an answer either and I play as well and I even know the names of the actors were about to play with so I'll try to pick obscure titles to not C-block you gentlemen in this game and eventual victory. They both won Oscars the other night for roles in the same motion picture, two of the stars of everything, everywhere, all at once.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Jamie Lee Curtis with dozens of credits, film credits to her name. And Ki-Hee Kwon who has seven feature films
Starting point is 00:51:21 in his storied career where he sort of went away and then really came back. Nick Thune, start us off. Anything that's got Jamie Lee Curtis? Well, I know that, I'm just assuming that she's not in one of the Indiana Joneses. No, no, I'm not asking you a movie that has both of them in it,
Starting point is 00:51:48 although there is one. I'm asking you to name any movie that either of them is in. Oh, Indiana Jones. And I'm also asking you to give me the correct title. And The Last Crusade. Okay, if you're going to fuck around,
Starting point is 00:52:12 I'm going to have Alan Madrigal take your seat and throw away this extra chair. Now, what's your answer? Can I just say everything, every... If you can, Can you say it? Everything, everyone, everywhere? It was so funny. When it won Best Cast on the SAG Awards
Starting point is 00:52:37 and Mark Wahlberg was presenting it, it's that movie and then a bunch of movies with titles like Tar and Triangle of Sadness, whatever, like titles, you know, like everything, everywhere, all at once is such a it's such a title that no other movie. So anyway, he opens up the thing, goes, or no, he
Starting point is 00:52:55 opens it up and then looks up and says everything everywhere and goes back to the car for fucking all at once. And while naming all the movies that were nominated in the category he called women talking women are talking because that's what it is to him like oh I don't know about that movie because women are Please make it stop Okay so
Starting point is 00:53:28 Indiana Jones And the Temple of Doom Yes Alright Hang on to your potatoes Blue Steel Anthony is going with The Jamie Lee classic
Starting point is 00:53:41 Blue Steel right? Pop movie Blue Steel Yeah People are agreeing with you Don't say their answers Like a question Jamie Lee Classic. Blue Steel, right? Pop movie, Blue Steel. People are agreeing with you. Don't say their answers like a question to find out if they're right or not. Very sneaky of you.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Very sneaky, but yes, Blue Steel, because I always love the cover of the video box. Right, it's just her face looking like, oh, a big gun. Yeah. Big gun and a blue, she had like a blue cup hat on Clancy Brown from Highlander Right, and Clancy Brown from
Starting point is 00:54:11 John Wick 4 I'm going to say the guineas The guineas I thought you were ordering a beer I thought you were slandering I want a guineas I thought you were sland a guinea I want a guinea I thought you were Slandering Italians
Starting point is 00:54:27 The guineas The goonies The guineas The guineas Those Stephen motherfuckers Those were the bad guys Mama What do I got to do
Starting point is 00:54:40 Those were the bad guys It's true I feel cancelled It's happened to you All I wanted to say was guineas Isn't that the name of it? The goonies, yes It was directed by
Starting point is 00:54:55 Hiram Kleppfeld and Star Kippy McJohnson I'm ready Al Madrigal is ready here we go Trading Places yes one of the greatest movies of all time
Starting point is 00:55:08 Ralph Bellamy played one of the old guys Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici
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Starting point is 00:55:23 Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Amici Don Am'll throw out one that maybe none of you will mention. It was kind of her turn into more dramatic roles after a lot of horror movies. Love Letters. Yeah. Nick? Yeah, it comes back around.
Starting point is 00:55:40 You look disappointed. Didn't see that coming. No, I just saw a preview for that movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Fucking Tom Arnold. Oh, I would not watch that. You said Schwarzenegger fucks Tom Arnold? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:00 You haven't seen that? Wow, well, somebody's offended. It's some Italian guy. Do you want to use your lifeline? Yeah, I do. Okay. What's a Jamie Lee or a Ki He Kwan movie that John, just John. Hang on, wait, wait, wait
Starting point is 00:56:26 It's only the person he's playing for gets to say He says Christmas with the cranks Christmas with the cranks Yes Yeah You have to agree with him because he could be trying to trap you
Starting point is 00:56:42 because he doesn't want to carry home all this stuff It's a win he doesn't want i would have done that yeah anthony well i guess i'll just say true lies just to get it out might as well that's what he was trying to think of right now it's a tv show too oh yeah i watched an episode of that You did? Oof What is that? Is that a positive? Yeah that's very positive Italian positivity Oof
Starting point is 00:57:11 That's fucking good Yeah I think Al Pacino says that a lot in Scarface Oof Skinamax level like performance Oh
Starting point is 00:57:21 Okay Alright Well We didn't come here to condemn movies it's a series came here to love them oh oh right yeah it's on cbs change subjects i would never do that to a movie good you're in the right place greg do you have another jamie lee curtis vehicle vehicle or the great Ki-Hee Kwan? Are we just including extraordinary things that happened everywhere all at once?
Starting point is 00:57:51 What do you mean? The one they just won the Oscar for. Yeah, he said it. Oh, Nick was trying to say it. And now you're failing to say it. How's it go? Everything. Everywhere. What is it?
Starting point is 00:58:07 Everything everywhere I have to tell you the answer To the trivia question That's on the table Well no I'm not asking If you should give it to me I was just asking If it was qualified as an answer It would count
Starting point is 00:58:17 If you were saying it right I'm gonna switch then Okay Smartest man in the world Ladies and gentlemen I'm going to switch then. Okay. Smartest man in the world, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to say A Fish Called Wanda. Yes. Wow.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Nice pivot. It's directed by an English director who did a lot of the Ealing comedies in the 50s and early 60s, like The Lavender Hill Mob and Man from Havana and stuff. Ealing Studios. Yes-League Studios. Yes, the British film. Fancy. Just so that you keep up on your film, you guys. Oh, he was gonna make Avengers 16
Starting point is 00:58:56 the edge of Paranam or whatever, but he got pulled off of it. I'm gonna go with a movie that should have been nominated that a little art house film that a lot of people
Starting point is 00:59:11 aren't aware of that starred Brendan Fraser and Pauly Shore called Encino Man. Encino Man. Shit. Two cast members from Encino Man got to hold Oscars side by side the other night
Starting point is 00:59:28 and that's quite a turn of events. You know, I haven't seen Encino Man in a minute, but I bet it holds up. I never see a Slurpee Machine and don't say to myself, quit wheezing the juice. Quit wheezing the juice.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Quit wheezing the juice. Wheezing the juice, buddy.eezing the juice. Quit wheezing the juice. Wheezing the juice, buddy. Those characters are probably pretty rough these days, though. The guys that run the mini-mart or whatever. Yelling at them to not wheeze the juice. Encino Man had a different
Starting point is 00:59:59 name overseas, by the way. I'm not kidding. Okay, what was it? It was like Neanderthal Man or Caveman or something, I swear. I was in England at the time, and I remember seeing it. Pauly Shore, Brendan Fraser. And they didn't say Encino Man. It's like, would that confuse people overseas? Would they be like, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Starting point is 01:00:13 I guess they just don't know from Encino. So, yeah, I guess it would be easier to just say it's a cave man. I saw the French connection, and I didn't go like, where is this taking place? Well, I mean, they can also, you know, they can be pretty proud that more people have heard of France than Encino. Fair enough.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Yeah. Okay, so it's on me, right? All right, so I'm going to pick another, you know, kind of obscure one just to, you know, try to kickstart some ideas. How about Halloween? What the fuck? Come on.
Starting point is 01:00:51 What the fuck? Shit. What the fuck is that? I was handing you six more movies. Not even the obscure one? Like the most recent one with Kyle Richards?
Starting point is 01:01:06 Yeah. I was just about to say Halloween. Yeah? Do you want to say it? I was going to say the most recent one, which is... Right.
Starting point is 01:01:15 So you're not saying Halloween, her film debut. You're saying Halloween, the one they just made in 2017 or something? Yeah. That is correct. Wait, there's two?
Starting point is 01:01:28 There's two Halloweens. I'm going to do the one from 2022. What's that one called? I don't know. Yeah, you're not laughing now, are you? I'm not.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Jason? Oh, he's going to Jason already? Halloween Kills. Halloween Kills. Exactly. Halloween Kills. Halloween Kills. Exactly. Halloween Kills. Halloween Kills.
Starting point is 01:01:46 It's very good. You said use them early. And I'm using that bitch. All right, Greg, we're back to you. You're not a bitch, Jason. Someone already said Christmas. It's not pejorative. It's fine.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Someone already said Christmas with the crunks or whatever it is. Yeah, they did. Yeah. I saw that on an Air Jamaica flight. That's the only movie they ever show. At Christmas. They showed Christmas with the crunks. They want you to be ready to get high
Starting point is 01:02:12 when you get there. It's funny, but no amount of marijuana makes it amusing. No, it's... I'm going to go to my lifeline, Caitlin. Okay. What do you got, Caitlin? We have Jeremy...
Starting point is 01:02:24 I mean, Jeremy Lee Curtis? Jeremy, I... Tony Curtis meets... The original The Fog. The Fog. I'm going to say... The first The Fog. The original The Fog.
Starting point is 01:02:36 Yeah. Got to be clear about that. Thank you, Caitlin. John Carpenter's The Fog. John Carpenter's The Fog. Yeah. Terrific. He really helped her
Starting point is 01:02:44 by casting her in that a lot of people got hurt on that set they would just walk into shit it was difficult to see
Starting point is 01:02:53 that's right it was and catering served pea soup like almost every day I mean when in
Starting point is 01:02:59 when in Rome whose turn is it? oh Al I'm gonna use my Al oh Al what do you got? Halloween 2 when in Rome. Whose turn is it? Oh, Al. I'm going to use my Al. Oh, Al, what do you got? Halloween 2. Halloween 2.
Starting point is 01:03:11 That's what you're fucking giving me? Yeah. That's what he's giving you. Shit, that's all I'm saying. Halloween 2. You want to just fucking sneak a look at your fucking phone in there? Yeah. I'm doing you can call me Al what is happening
Starting point is 01:03:36 the breakdown it doesn't go like that alright that's the breakdown that's the bridge It doesn't go like that. All right. That's the breakdown. That's the bridge. You do it. No one else is going to say this,
Starting point is 01:03:56 so I'm just going to say it. Halloween. Resurrection. Fuck! Golden ticket? Nick? Halloween what? Resurrection. Fuck! Golden Ticket? Nick? Halloween what? Resurrection. I know.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Did I see that? Maybe. Judy Greer? Hmm? Judy Greer in that also? Yeah, maybe. Oh, no, she was in those more recent ones. What do you got?
Starting point is 01:04:25 Oh, it's Nick's turn. We're just chatting, sorry. Such intense gameplay. This guy's got to get out of here. Fucking asshole. I'm going to go with Hoosiers. Okay, so Nick's out. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Fuck. Nobody said it for the basketball movies. Why not, you know? Right. Might as well get it in there now. What do you got, Anthony? Well, it's got to be Trading Places. Already did that one.
Starting point is 01:05:02 Done. Fuck me in the face. Now I don't have anything. I'm not going to do it. Why I didn't hear that. Totally tuned out. What was yours? Grizzlies? What did you say she was in?
Starting point is 01:05:16 Hoosiers. Oh, Hoosiers. Yeah, that's why he's out. I get made fun of for guineas and he says Hoosiers. Oh. You say Hoosiersers He said hoosiers He said hushers just now I said what hushers
Starting point is 01:05:32 Hushers I'm giving you so much confidence I know you are I know Greg's doing the Lord's work But what am I Come on Anthony We gotta wrap this up. I cannot tell a lie.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Yeah, you're out. Greg. The exercise one. Oh, it's too bad you don't know what it's called. That's not good enough. She's wearing the exercise clothes. Oh, we know what you're talking about. Oof.
Starting point is 01:06:01 Okay. Al, do you want to say it? I'm out. Put the final nail in his coffin. With John Travolta Yep Yes And the editor
Starting point is 01:06:07 Of Rolling Stone Jan Wenner Is As himself Called Physical No I'm not gonna
Starting point is 01:06:15 We gotta have Winner today So don't do that to me Pick a different movie Or go to your lifeline Did you go to your Lifeline already I did
Starting point is 01:06:23 I somehow Said Halloween 2 Oh shit The exercise one Or go to your lifeline Did you go to your lifeline already? I did, I mean, some fucking said Halloween 2 Oh, shit The exercise one Everything exercised almost all at once Why don't we do that? Why don't we say there's not a winner And then just throw all the prizes out into the audience
Starting point is 01:06:38 Well, why don't we give them each a poster? There's four posters Why don't we give them each a poster? Oh, each of you get a poster That's a terrific solution Yay! Yeah You know what? There's four posters Why don't we give them each Oh each of you get a poster That's a terrific solution Yay Yeah You know what
Starting point is 01:06:47 It's even Perfect Oh That's what it's called That's right Yeah you know The four of you Could divvy up everything
Starting point is 01:07:00 As far as I'm concerned Al you're in charge Get up here Al Come on up here. Who wants to cancel comics one? There you go, Al. You get this stuff too and that bag over there. And whoever's the biggest Grogu fan
Starting point is 01:07:17 should get that one for sure. Oh, and we have a tube even if anyone wants a tube. If they're going to share them all, I don't know. Anybody needs a tube? Oh, and that's got the last man standing poster in there too, that huge
Starting point is 01:07:29 Bruce Willis one. Who wants this Grogu? Look at that Grogu. Wait, now everybody thinks they're up for it. It's just the four people that got selected because somebody's got to win something. Jason, you want this Grogu? Yeah, you want this Grogu?
Starting point is 01:07:46 Yeah, come get the Grogu, Jason. Come get the Grogu. It doesn't even do anything. Why is it all wet? It's for you. There's a little beer in it. I spilled beer in it. It's like a bird feeder or something. Come up, Caitlin.
Starting point is 01:07:55 Yeah. Come up. All right. Nick Thune, do your plugs. What do you got to promote, dude? I've got shows. Are you doing any shows in the Hoosier State? I am in Indiana. Indiana
Starting point is 01:08:07 shows in April. What the heck? Oh, there you go. Caitlin's my friend. Alright. Don't upstage Nick's plug. Sorry, Nick. Yeah, I've got actually two shows in Indiana in April.
Starting point is 01:08:23 Anthony's really embracing the spirit of this show with the throwing shit into the audience, because we used to do that all the time, too. Thank you, Nick Thune. Thank you. Great job. I totally fucking shit on your plug. No, no.
Starting point is 01:08:36 No one needs to. No, Nick will goof around while you're doing your plugs. Anthony and Tappanick, what have you got to promote? I mean nothing. My career's in the toilet. We did. This is how much time Anthony has on his hands.
Starting point is 01:08:48 He did a three-part, three-hour episode of Wide World of Dugs. It's available now wherever you get your podcasts. And be sure to check it out, lady. You can watch What We Do in the Shadows coming back this summer. And another season after that, baby. What we do in the shadows coming back this summer. And another season after that, baby. And then always on twitch.tv slash coffee with Tony. Monday through Friday, you can watch me 1 p.m. Yeah, you should see him.
Starting point is 01:09:17 Talk about how the world is burning. That's it. I ran out of air. I ran out of air. I ran out of air as I was saying it and I didn't want to breathe in again. Greg Proops,
Starting point is 01:09:32 what do you want to plug? We just finished our 45th season of Whose Line Is It? Whoa! Amazing. We went on the air when television
Starting point is 01:09:44 was powered by steam. We were on the Dum when television was powered by steam We were on the Dumont network for a while And then when everything went color It changed our whole show We actually just shot a new season And that's on the CW For those of you who come up to me and go Don't you miss doing the show?
Starting point is 01:10:01 I haven't, no, not for 10 years It's just that you missed it because it's on the CW now. Desilu saved you guys like Star Trek, right? Yeah, he hasn't missed it. He's there every time. And I'm on the road with the guys, with Ryan Stiles.
Starting point is 01:10:22 It's so fun. If you can go see them, I gotta see them. We're in the South next week. In every town with a ville or a burg or a borough, I noticed. We're in Greensboro, Knoxville, Nashville, what's the one
Starting point is 01:10:38 in Kentucky? Oh, Knoxville. The ville-ville-borough-borough tour. I love it. As a San Francisco comedian, I fully endorse if you have not seen Greg Proops on the road, you need to absolutely do that. And then I remember
Starting point is 01:10:53 also the very first time, because it was just like, that's how San Francisco comics became good, because you'd watch Greg go up and go, oh, that's where the bar is? Okay. Oh, wow, you little love chop. And then first time Doug Benson and Brian Poussin came to Cobbs, I remember you went up with a notepad and you go,
Starting point is 01:11:13 right now I'd like to be like a bad pitch. Whoa, high and outside? High and outside. Wow. It was a horrible crowd. I am on a show on Friday nights on NBC called Lopez vs. Lopez. I want to hear the same enthusiasm
Starting point is 01:11:31 that Tony got. He plays Versus. I play his daughter. He's the titular character. But yeah, congratulations on that. And it's fun that they're doing comedies on Friday nights again. Because that was such a staple growing up. Friday night comedies.
Starting point is 01:11:53 And thanks for popping in. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't that a delightful surprise? I have to say. Because he just barged in here. You love me and miss me.
Starting point is 01:12:07 It's true, it's true. I'm looking at my phone for no reason. Okay, so douglosmovies.com is where you can get all the dates and deets for my shows and come see. Oh, Greg's going to be doing stand-up later tonight.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Do any of you guys have shows later tonight? Yeah, we're all running around doing stuff, so come back and see more South by Southwest comedy. Thank you to Esther's Follies. Thank you to South by Southwest comedy. Thank you once again to Nick Thune, Anthony Atamanek, Greg Proops, Al Madrigal. And as always, it doesn't belong to you either

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