Doug Loves Movies - Ben Bailey, Mike O'Brien and Samm Levine guest

Episode Date: October 23, 2015

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in LA, Doug welcomes Ben Bailey, Mike O'Brien and Samm Levine to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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There's still not one that he won't see, because Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name... Oh, he's still clapping. I love it. Enthusiastic Thursday night. My name is Doug, and you know what I love? Movies.

That kind of screws up the timing of it. And I love movies. And this is Doug Loves Movies. Yeah, in L.A., everybody knows their cue, and if you give them the wrong cue, they just go, nope, give me the right one. Once again, we're at the hottest of our two Hollywood homes. The Nerd Melt showroom at Meltdown Comics on Sunset Boulevard. It's Thursday, October 22nd, the day after Back to the Future Day 2015. Let me see your name tags.

Los Angeles. Oh, we got some nice ones. We got a helmet. What is that? Is that a... He looked around like, which helmet are you talking about? What's that a helmet from? It's a Skywalker fighter helmet. It looks really light. It's made out of styrofoam

or paper or something? Super cheap. Alright. And Zookeeper? What's your name? Danielle. Danielle? How does that fit into Zookeeper? She's trying to explain it.

Animal lover. Animal lover. Oh, okay. And then the other half is 101 Dalmatians. So you just put together two movies that have animals that you love in them, and you just threw Danielle in between the two. I like that. I wonder if there's a firehouse right out back here

that they all freak out when I start smoking weed, but do you guys... Do you know if they have a dog? Do they have a Dalmatian over there? I don't know. And then this guy's got all the Karate Kid movies on a poster, and then it says Daniel-son at the bottom. You'll need to show the rest of the audience.

And your name is Daniel. See, I'm really good at figuring these things out after almost 10 years. Well, thank you to everybody who did bring name tags and just for showing up and buying a ticket. I'm doing a stand-up at Comedy Works in Denver this Sunday. And you know what? Breaking news, it's sold out, so I didn't need to mention it. Doug Loves Movies is... Sometimes things happen after I write it down.

Doug Loves Movies is back here at Meltdown Comics next Tuesday, October 27th. And then we're going to be out at the Improv in Tampa, Florida on Halloween, Saturday, October 31st. So I've been forgetting to remind the listeners, if you're coming to the Tampa show, wear a costume name tag. tag like put that helmet on and change your name

legally to Luke or is your name Luke what is your name so Charlie's name tag is a oh it's this Charlie Wars on here okay good job well done yeah we're some on your... Okay. Good job. Well done. Yeah, wear some costumes and costume name tags, Floridians. Now it's time for Watch This, Not That. The number one movie in the country is Goosebumps, which did not give me goosebumps.

And the number two movie is The Martian, which also did not give me goosebumps. So if you're a kid, you'll probably like Goose goosebumps. So if you're a kid, you'll probably like Goosebumps better. If you're an adult, watch The Martian. This has been, watch this, not that. Apologies to Jack Black Edition. You know, it's just not,

you know, he was a producer on it, and he's, you know, it's not bad. Did you guys see Goosebumps? Yeah. Do you like it? No. No?

Is it just, is it the same assessment I have that it's just for kids? Yeah. And would kids like it, though? No. I don't know. I don't know what's happening with movies in this world. It just sort of feels like if it's got a name that people recognize, you know, it's kind of like voting for president. It's got a name that people recognize.

You know, it's kind of like voting for president. From the corrections department, Paul Rudd is not in Funny People, and Sandy Bullock won the Oscar for Blindside and not all about Steve. The prize bag is... I brought an Uber Eats bag again. I don't want to promote Uber Eats because they're not a sponsor,

but they do bring me a nice bag every time I order from them, and it works perfectly for carrying all this shit. First of all, this is not shit. You're going to be honored to have this in your home. This is an artwork with my face that a fan gave me and it's a nice frame and it's got a lot of marijuana leaves on there and and just listeners to the podcast check out this reaction when i showed this to everybody

i don't know if that's the reaction i would have gotten if I didn't cue you guys to give a reaction. My friend Doogie Horner, who's not here but is a talented artist and makes fun books, sent me a copy of his new one, which there's also a press release. Let's see when it's supposed to be released. It's called Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren't Aware Of. And it's just a series of drawings of interesting

cats. And it's going to be out I think it's out sometime this month. And let me just pick one as an example since you guys are so good at reacting. Could you grab that for me? Not a lady. You're more manly than that guy.

I'm just going to pick one at random. Find an interesting cat. Mitts, and he's a politician. Being a Democrat came naturally to Mitts. He had no problem towing the party line he was pro sunbeam pro tuna and anti-bath he believed in lower countertops and higher scratching posts and supported increased funding for both yarn and laser pointer research there was only one part of his job he couldn't stand.

The darn kittens. And then the picture is of a politician cat holding a crying kitten. Uncomfortably. So it's a whole book of that. It's so cute and fun. Alright, and then we've got a copy of Schmovie.

The smaller, easier for me to carry around edition. I was on at midnight this week and so I got an at midnight t-shirt that's too small for me to wear because I'm up to triple XL now oh this is awesome Taylor Swift sippy cup 1989 world tour nice item's a nice item. I think it's machine washable. Oh, this is neat. I want to say her name is

Jenica in San Francisco. Last night gave me... She makes lighters with, you know, my stuff on them. And this is like a promotional tool lighter. It's an album cover on a lighter. So I'm keeping one of those and giving one away a promotional tool lighter it's the album cover on a lighter so i'm giving i'm keeping one of those and giving one away and then oh the bag is so deep a a little

tito's handmade vodka uh pouch i guess you'd call it uh i don't know why i have that and uh i mean i do love tito's and a douglas t-shirt. And whatever my guests brought tonight. Please give a big, warm LA Thursday night welcome to Ben Bailey, Mike O'Brien, and Sam the Ma'am Levine. A.K.A. Lil Wolverine. Thank you. Have a seat, fellas and audience. Good job standing up for the guests. I love it when that happens.

That was phenomenal. Right? Wasn't that exciting? Yeah, normally you have to be like Kirk Douglas at the Oscars to get a standing O. Or Kirk Douglas on this show, right? Would he get one? I think so. Probably.

Well, I'm trying to institute an all-standing ovations all the time policy, but I don't tell the guests ahead of time so they feel pretty good about themselves until I this part where I say it but I told the audience to do that Sam Levine is back everybody hang on thank you it's been too long

oh no Mike thank you Mike O'Brien stands for Sam Levine. Did you ask the crowd to move back a little bit? What do you mean move back a little bit? They're too close. They're too close to you? I assumed that's what was happening when they all stood up.

I thought they were just like, we're a little too close. We're going to move back. I'm just kidding, you guys. Yeah, I never saw the part on Cash Cab where you're like, let me move my seat further away from the audience. No matter what I say. Yeah. It's always going to be about cash cap

until the day we die. I'm sorry. Sam Levine. Sam Levine is here, you guys. It's been a while. Good to have him back. Why are you laughing? Mike almost did another standing ovation for my second round of applause.

What's going on, Sam? What have you been up to? You making motion pictures, TV shows? What's the deal? I was filming a streaming series in Austin, Texas the last two months. And Austin's an awesome city. Big shout out to them. But I missed you guys terribly.

I'm happy to be home. What's the streaming show called? It's called Crunch Time. And I cannot, only because I don't know, I cannot tell you when and where you'll be able to see it. But it will be online and eventually. This sounds like a Canadian girlfriend to me. I haven't been able to do anything in LA

because I've been so busy pretending to make a show in Austin. A number of projects in the Niagara Falls area. Austin is a great place. I'd go there for any reason. I know. And I do. I'm going to be at Fun Fun Fun Fest in a few weeks in November. But, Sam, what did you bring for the prize bill?

Oh, I'm very excited about what I brought here. I'm always excited about what you bring. I brought two Broken I'm always excited about what you bring. I brought two Broken Lizard titles. I brought their first feature, Puddle Cruiser, which if you haven't seen is very funny.

I brought Broken Lizard Stands Up, which is a big stand-up special they all did. And then I brought a practical guide to field dressing. Which, if you're in the market, Pass those down, Which, if you're in the market...

Pass those down, thanks. If you're in the market for some big game hunting... Oh my God, it's like the cover is a guy just digging his hands into a dead animal. Yes, that's correct. Like it's a tauntaun and he needs somewhere warm to hang out. Yeah. That's crazy.

Field dressing. Field dressing is what I out. That's crazy. Field dressing. Practical field dressing. As opposed to impractical. Yeah, right. Or practical field dressing jokes. You pretend the animal's dead when your friend goes to put his hands inside the animal it jumps up and everybody has a good laugh.

Yeah. Except the animal. Thanks for all of that, Sam. Oh, my pleasure. That's very impressive. Puddle cruiser? Or all of it? Yeah.

Oh, no, Sam's got amazing... I feel like shit about what I brought now. Well, you do? Well, I'm going to have to introduce you now because you won't shut up. It's Ben Bailey, everybody! I was politely waiting until you were done

before I started talking, Doug. You were? Yeah. I did not notice that part. I was interrupting a little bit out of time, Seems more like what Mike is doing. Like I would start to talk

and then I would wait until you stopped and then I would stop. You'll start and wait. I'd be like, hey, how about... What do you got in the bag? You have your own bag.

Oh, he brought a little rubber ducky. It's a big bag for a little rubber ducky. Rubber duck? Here you go. Oh, you're going to just hand me this little duck and then there's more? Yeah. But it sucks. What do you mean it sucks?

You brought a newspaper? That's so cool. It's not just any newspaper. It's the Back to the Future USA Today. It has Martin McFly Jr. being arrested for theft as the main story on the cover. I don't know if you saw it. Wait, they do bit issues?

Yeah, this is the actual... Are we doing real news today or should we do a bit? Dude, it's crazy. The entire first page... That's USA Today. It's like USA Today The Onion. It was a very special day yesterday.

I wish, though, that it would change like it does in the movie. Just alternate between two different... Because, of course, in the movie, that it would change like it does in the movie, like just alternate between two different. Because, of course, in the movie, eventually it says, what does it change to? I just saw the movie last night. Local gang arrested or something like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's a picture of Griff being arrested. And my favorite, though, is Doc Brown's newspaper that he holds up. It changes him from being committed to being commended. Thank you, Doc Brown. They know they can't change a lot of letters. And what about George McFly? Do you remember what his change is from?

He's dead. Murdered to honored. Honored for being dead. For being alive. Oh, he's still alive. He's like running Black Lives Matter. They predicted all of this. being dead. For being alive. Oh, he's still alive. That's right. He's like running Black Lives Matter. They predicted all of this. And that's

first time guest Mike O'Brien, everybody. Oh, guys, thank you. The guy's so great. All mics were named after him. All microphones are called Mike in his honor. He's commended.

I even like that the... So it says Hill Valley Edition on the front, but the joke is only this first page, right? It doesn't go through the whole paper. Because also, they put out regular ones. They put out regular ones yesterday. Because when I heard that they did this, I went to get one, and the one that's like free in the hotel lobby was just a regular one.

And I bet you're like, oh, this is fun. Back to the Future stuff, and then you open it and it's like a million people starved somewhere or something. Oh, I'm so excited about Back to the Future. Benghazi? Ooh.

Mike? Or a million people starved. Right, yeah. Do they do that news still? What? Do people still starve here in this country? I think so. A million people all starve at the same time.

I mean, does it make the papers? Yeah, man starves in Hollywood doesn't make the papers really. But it's happening right outside these doors. It should. I didn't mean to bring all you guys down. But think about it. While we're talking to Mike on his first time appearance on the show, you are hilarious in the motion picture that I believe is still available

to view on Netflix called Staten Island Summer. Is there an end time to these? Are they like... Yeah, Netflix movies come and go. You can even go to a website that warns you when a movie's about to leave. Really? And tells you about what titles they're about to acquire.

Like if you're sitting around going, when are they going to get Cruel Intentions with Reese Witherspoon? You can just look on the site and they're like, it's going to be here on November 8th, you perv. This is not a situation that actually happened between me and that website. But, uh...

When can I see Reese Witherspoon make out with that Selma... What's her name? Hayek, maybe? Blair? Blair. Selma Blair. I was asking Sam Levine, don't get in the habit of yelling out answers, audience. Pointing to you.

Oh, also, there's a CVS plastic bag. Oh, yeah. You got a plastic bag? Totally reusable. Totally reusable bag. This bag was up for the part of the bag in American Beauty, but it went to a lighter, thinner, better looking bag. Yeah, nothing against that bag, but it is not the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

God damn it, Hollywood and your treatment of bags. It's a very functional bag. What did you bring for the bag, Mike? I've got, is it your Speedo that you wore in Staten Island Summer? It is not. They did have to burn that

for religious purposes. This is called 80 million eyes it's by ed mcbain uh i it's in the 87th precinct series if you guys have read all those uh i love this this book you think 80 million eyes at some point there's gonna be like they open a door or something and there's like 80 million eyeballs or at some point, there's going to be, like, they open a door or something, and there's, like, 80 million eyeballs. They just mean a popular TV show in the 70s, so 40 million viewers. But the guy's murdered.

It turns out he's poisoned. Spoilers. But this is a signed copy. Signed by? Signed by me. Okay, perfect. I was worried it would be signed by the author. That would be the best.

80 million eyes with 40 million viewers is very optimistic. It's a lot. I agree. I agree. It's a large number of people. There's going to be a few people out there. That's what used to happen when there were three channels. You didn't just sign it. You really wrote something few people out there. That's what used to happen when there were three channels. Yeah.

You didn't just sign it. You really wrote something very sweet in there. You wrote, dear you and the date, and enjoy the McBain. The guy was poisoned. Yeah, the end of the book is the guy was poisoned. And then it says, I love you, asterisk. And then you go down to the bottom and it says, or we'll learn to love you. Like an arranged marriage.

Whoever gets this, I hope I love you, and if I don't, I'll find it. Fair enough. Sam, have you been to the movies lately? Have you seen anything, any motion pictures? Unfortunately, the most recent picture I saw was the M. Night Shyamalan project. Why is that unfortunate? I like to go to the movies more, but I was unable to due to my work schedule. So that wasn't a slam of the film? No.

I didn't dislike the movie, but I had a problem when I saw it, which was I went to the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, and right before our movie started, I went to the men's room, and then the previous showing of the film got out, and there were two dudes also in the bathroom with me

at the same time, and the one guy, I will not use his exact words, but he essentially said... Spoiler alert. Bro, I can't believe Darth Vader is Luke's dad. That's crazy. Of The Visit. Right there as I'm three minutes away from saying it. The'm three minutes version of that because I'm sure

there's something colossal I'm sure one of the biggest reveals in motion picture history happens in the visit yeah the movie made by the guy who has a fucking twist in every goddamn movies made except for last airbender. Sure. Right? Maybe there wasn't much of a twist in the lady drowns in the pool or whatever that was called. We've got a lady in our apartment pool. Yep. Yeah. There's a lady.

Maybe she lives in 3B, but right now she's in the pool. Yeah. That was the twist of that one. So knowing the twist of the visit ruins the visit? It ruined it a bit for me. But I still, I don't know, there were parts of it that I didn't mind. I thought, they only made the movie for $5 million. And it looked really good for that amount of money in today's filmmaking economy. Yeah, it's just kind of hard to go to a movie and sit there and go,

well, I should be entertained because they did not spend too much money on it. They did not have a decent budget and yet I'm still here. I don't know. It's got the worst trailer. A radio trailer.

I live in LA now so you hear movie previews on the radio sometimes. Literally I assumed it was a comedy sketch. It was like, don't quote me exactly on this, but it was something like, grandmas are fun. Come on in, sweetie. Grandmas are cool.

Here you go. And then she was like, also, get into the oven. The visit. you go and then she was like also get into the oven the visit and i was like oh is that what what group is making fun of like the worst horror movie ever and it was like no one a real this is real it's a real film that was it now i know what movie you went to see it's to get me it's the other get in the oven thing that's's not Hansel and Gretel. It's the other one. Is the spoiler that they don't get in the oven?

I don't want to confirm. Turns out they just run away when she asks them to get in the oven. And Knight's like, what a twist. No one saw that coming, that there would be no horror whatsoever. Everyone gets away. It's a totally peaceful movie

about a visit to grandma's house. But that's Sam... They have a picnic and then they go to bed. Yeah. And that's the fucking end. That's it, yeah. Fooled all of you fuckers, didn't I? She's even like,

oh, I'm having trouble lighting the pilot light in the oven, so we can't even cook the children tonight what about uh oh i was gonna say he's in the reflection of the door of the oven on the other side of the kitchen just for a second is that a jurassic park reference no he does that in all his movies okay um alfred hitchcock or something okay i just thought of a reflection of a dinosaur in an appliance um Or a kitchen. That was actually at home in your kitchen.

I think we learned something from what Sam said, though. And that is, shut the fuck up in the bathroom. I don't want you talking about anything, but especially the ending of the movie you just saw in a fucking multiplex. Yep. Or a place where there's another showing, and poor Sam Levine is standing there having to listen to it. Yeah, I was really upset about it. Did you say something to those guys? Oh, I did.

You said, shut up, you cocks. No, I said, are you fucking kidding me? And the guy goes, what? And I was like, bro, not everyone just got out of the same movie you did. Right. And the guy goes, oh, my bad. It's my bad.

Thank you, sir. Like, say the Y, motherfucker. Thank you, Mike. That's what really bothered me. He didn't take real ownership. There's no apostrophe there. Not only did he ruin the movie, but he mispronounced my bad.

Yep. That guy is a terror, and I don't know why he's living in Austin, because people there are cool. People are cool there. The Draft House is for real cinema people. They should add that to the Draft House. Draft House has very aggressive, don't talk during the movie campaigns that they show before the movie. They should add, and zip it in the bathroom.

But do chew loudly. That's their other. Do chew loudly. Do chew loudly. It's hard to yell at someone for chewing loudly because generally they don't know they're doing it and then once you've yelled at them, they have to be defensive about it.

That's a no-win situation. That's like dating advice, I feel like we've moved over to. That felt like intimate. It's a glimpse into my childhood. I don't know about anybody else. Mike, have you been to the movies lately and had them ruined in the bathroom? I went to the

movies and then had a great time in the bathroom. Just tell us about the movie. No, no, no. I get what you're looking to find out. Sure, I'll go there, Doug. Yeah, bathrooms can be terrible, or they can be a lot of fun.

And what did I see last? You were the other guy in his story? Yeah. It's a time to debrief with your buds. All right, let's break down the plot step by step. I can't believe they just... While Sam takes a shit. They just shove that old lady and run

off. They're fine. That was the end. If a movie comes on, if it's on VOD and in theaters at the same time, I go to the theater where it's playing and go in the bathroom and watch it on the phone and yell out spoilers while I'm taking a dump.

I saw Everest and it was all spoiled because I read Into Thin Air. And the only exciting things to me were based on my brain not being great.

I read the book five years ago or something and I was like, I can't remember if this one dies. That one I'm on the fence about. She might die, but maybe she makes it back down because people die in that movie. But they didn't change anything, to the best of your knowledge? No, I mean, it's fact. It's a true story, man.

It's real. Yeah, but their character development is pretty vague on a lot of the people who died. They could have been just extra died. They were running into like, who's that guy that died Thursday? That's the most moving part of the movie to me, or most interesting, is just when they finally show you the real people at the end. And with each one you go, good casting, or no, that guy does not look like Jake Gyllenhaal. Yes, that exists in this one.

And I've had a lot of conversations recently, maybe two, about... You've had two conversations lately? I've had two conversations lately. One was okay. But we're like, if you make a movie about real people and then you show us like during the credits or something this happened in straight out of Compton that happens with a bunch of them where suddenly in the credits you see the real people and real footage it always makes me just want documentaries I'm just like oh you have footage footage of young Eazy-E coming out of a thing?

Just show me that for an hour and a half. And I enjoyed that movie, but I will always prefer real footage. I haven't seen Ali, and I'm sure Will Smith does a great job. I'm sure he always knows where the lens is. He's doing great. When's that coming out? Is that a new one?

That's coming out soon. Are we in 2004? I'm sure Will Smith did a great job in that movie over a decade ago. Let's talk about it. There's no way to know. We have footage of the real ones. Right.

Speaking of Jake Gyllenhaal, he's great in Nightcrawler, but the real guy, there's footage of him. Is there? No, it's a fake thing. It's a fake thing entirely. Oh, no, Mike. No. I get so excited.

I know. You're like, Nightcrawler is real? Have you seen this Nightcrawler guy? He's the worst. There's Springer footage. He would definitely be on Springer. It's a documentary about Alan Cumming That's a deep cut That's a deep nerd cut right there

Who? Alan Cumming Why? He plays Nightcrawler in the X-Men Oh, I see Thanks for making me explain it Alright Well, you know, the listeners need to know

They're not gonna jump on the internet to figure that one out I knew what you meant, Sam know, the listeners need to know. They're not going to jump on the internet to figure that one out. I knew what you meant, Sam. Thanks, Ben. Which one did he play that in? In X-Men 2 and 3, I think. Oh, okay. What else has that guy been in? Alan Cumming?

Yeah. Well, he was in Eyes Wide Shut. Oh. But he's not... Touche. What's the name of the guy Cummings with an s what's his first name I don't know Brad yes do we get to do we get to guess I just got confused with somebody else Ben what about you have you seen anything lately

yeah I saw American sniper just just watch that just watch to Ali I haven't Just watched it. Just watched it. Came out with Ali at the same time. I still haven't seen it, because I'd rather just see real footage of the guy shooting people. It's not a real guy. I'm not going to fall for this twice. I just want to see a documentary about plastic babies being made,

and then how one was rushed over to the set of American Sniper. And Clint Eastwood was like, I'm 80. I don't care. Did that really happen? Oh, you didn't notice? You're probably watching it on a small screen. Do they have any footage of that? The baby.

Yeah, it's on the internet. The baby that Bradley Cooper is holding is clearly a doll in one scene. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Very clearly that Bradley Cooper is holding is clearly a doll in one scene. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Very clearly. I must have been drunk or high. No, I watched it on a very large screen and I was very close

and I didn't fucking notice the fake baby. You were riveted to Bradley's face and Sierra Miller and all the great work that they were doing. I just don't notice fake babies. I just have a thing about that. Oh yeah, Alan Cumming. Yeah, of course. That's exactly who I was thinking about. He's also in GoldenEye.

Yeah, yeah. With the pen. Yeah, got it. He's in Cabaret. I just thought he was talking about somebody else, but there's a similar name I just couldn't figure out what the fuck was happening. It was a whole conversation ago. Yeah. Yeah, you know I work on you were thinking That was all the conversations that he's had recently ago. Let's be honest was your conversation more interesting to me No, so I was still thinking about Sam You brought up a movie that's

super old. It's newer than fucking Ali. He did not say, I just saw Ali. Ali is new enough. Hang on. Look who's not paying attention, Ben. I also watched

Lords of Arabia. Would you like some lemonade? I don't give a damn So I have fun quotes from both of those movies immediately after he said them and nobody cares

We gotta talk about current films Ben American Sniper is relatively Did you like it? When does the like did you change the format of the show or something?

The format of the show now is fucking makes sense Don't fucking talk first and that didn't fucking happen Like what's going on? Did you change the format of the show? The format of the show now used to be a thing about don't fucking talk first and that didn't fucking happen. What's going on? I didn't say who got the Pete Holmes award. No, there was no mention. You're changing shit up

and I'm just supposed to know? If it was me, you would have been like don't talk first, dude. Now you're figuring it out. Let's do it. Let's have a stoplight challenge. This isn't your show, Ben Bailey. You're not driving this fucking cab, are you?

Just invite me into these things to fucking abuse me. When you drove over to your Uber, did you ask him a lot of quiz questions? I grew up with that dunk. Guys, can we please talk about American Sniper? Yes. Did you like it? And don't spoil anything.

Oh, I wish you could see the fucking face that you just gave me. Somehow on audio that was fucking priceless. I was bored. Yeah. I still haven't gotten around to seeing it. It was laugh out loud funny. It was fucking brutal.

Holy fuck. I couldn't believe the shit I was seeing Oh very violent Yeah What the fuck I've only seen the baby scene Yeah And everyone lives

It was so fake though They pulled a Lincoln It was fucking violent as fuck What does that mean? Yeah what It means the thing Cause it's based on a true story And the thing you know

At some point is gonna happen Completely happens after the fact off screen Oh okay Yeah because it's based on a true story and the thing you know at some point is going to happen completely happens after the fact off screen. Oh, okay. And yeah, that's right. I'm not a fan. I'm like, I saw it and I don't know what you're talking about. I kind of like though this new biopic

thing where, or biopic if you like to say it that way and seem like you don't know what you're talking about. You sound like a fool. Yeah, I think those movies I liked Lincoln if you like to say it that way and seem like you don't know what you're talking about. You sound like a fool. Yeah. I think those movies, I liked Lincoln, and it was just about one specific thing. And I also liked Steve Jobs because of the way it just sort of, it's not like, it doesn't just follow through his whole life.

It picks very specific moments. You know what other movie does that? Ali. We have no footage of Abraham Lincoln. It did? Was Ali just all about one big fight or something? Yeah, yeah. It was?

The rumble in the jungle or whatever? Yeah, it ends in, what, 74, 77, whatever that was? I haven't gotten to see it yet. The documentary... I'm just excited about it. We have plenty of time. We have plenty of time. A documentary about that fight is, like you were saying earlier,

is way more amazing than watching it on me. It's way better. A lot of people were saying that, which I have not seen the movie The Walk, but I have seen Man on Wire. And I was like, I can't imagine. Exactly. I cannot imagine, as great as Zemeckis is, how this is going to be more interesting than the documentary.

It's not. Okay. I'm here to documentary. It's not. Okay. I'm here to verify that it's not. But it is, it's fun that Joseph Gordon-Levitt has a silly accent. Yeah. Because when you're watching Man on Wire, you're like, this guy is French and that's how he speaks. And you don't sit there the whole time going, this is fucking ridiculous. going this is fucking ridiculous and then the other thing is just though that Zemeckis is obviously kind of in his as he's gone on in years he's less interested in story and more interested

in visuals and animation and 3d and and plane crashes and so so the walk is fun and amazing because the documentary man on wire his cameras that are very far away from the wire and the movie takes you're on the fucking wire with him and if you're not in into heights if you're not into that sort of thing if you're not into standing on very tall buildings that no longer exist and think yeah it's fucking creepy as fuck watching it you're like well he that's great that he knows how to survive getting from one of those buildings to the other. Good for that one guy.

Wait, so they all tried to go from one building to the other? They did. They did. They all, like Jeremy Renner was shooting arrows across with wires attached to them and trying to make it so people could get across. I love the arrow aspect of that. Yeah. That is the best, that they got a string on an arrow.

That's how they got the wire, man on wire. But that's like the best 3D shot in the movie is them practicing shooting the wire across. It goes right into the camera. If you've seen the trailer for The Walk in IMAX, you do not need to see The Walk. It shows every great shot, every 3D shot, which don't look

that much better when you have the dumb glasses on your face. There you have it. It's a technical achievement, but it's not... Then I'm going to do that movie the disservice it deserves and watch it on my iPhone screen. You still want to be like, whoa. I mean, I was saying

I'm so high the entire time, but that's confusing when I say it. Then I'll watch it on an old 3G iPhone. Just to really get the pixels down. Alright. Alright, it's a good plan. Thanks, Dan. Sam, are you just to really get the pixels down. All right. All right, it's a good plan. Thanks, Doug.

Sam, are you excited to try reverse malting tonight? I'm so excited. I've heard a lot about it. I think you're going to be quite good at it. I have a feeling. Yeah, but we'll get to that in a second after a few other games because it's time for me to say, what are you looking for, Ben?

I don't know. Trying to cheat and look at the answers? No, not trying to. Where'd you keep the answers on Cash Cab? Could the passengers look over your shoulder? In his earbud. In my brain. I have them in my brain. You knew them already? Yeah.

But then they'd tell you in your head if you needed help to remember? No, I knew them. You knew them? By then I knew them. It's totally okay if you didn't know something. No, I know. So in your ear, they know. No, I know. So in your ear, they're more like, make a left, make a left. Like, were they more about navigation than about...

I'm fascinated by this show. You're driving into an airport. The harder part to remember was the questions than the answers. The answers are easy. Once you've like been quizzed. You didn't have a cheat sheet for that? No, I studied them. The passengers are sitting right there.

And he's driving. If I stumble on the questions, they would help me to get the question out right. But by then I knew the answer. They'd say it in your ear, like one of those scenes in a movie where a spy is in a situation and they're helping him out in his ear. It's when Ali is landing's Mike tries to bring everything back to Ali he met Michael Bryan that guy will not shut up about Ali and he hasn't seen it he hasn't even seen it he's obsessed with probably the only time that the Smiths Pinkett and Will have been

in a movie together. Right, Sam? I think Pursuit of Happiness may have featured. She's in there? Yeah. Oh, no. I thought you meant the dad and the kid. There's always going to be at least two of them in everything they do because they're a fucking empire, but I don't think

he's acted with her before. Maybe the only one. I can't think of another one. It seems like it's going to be a great movie. Which one? Ali. If there's ever which one in your brain you can just assume with me. Let the games begin!

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was operated by a robot. Welcome back. Who are you playing for, Ben? I'm playing for Batmanda Begins. Batmanda Begins. That's a really nice little item. It's small but effective. I like the begins. That's a really nice little item. It's small, but effective.

I like the name. I thought it was, you know, Batmanda. Good job, Batmanda. Is there a shithead on the back? No. Okay, we'll have to consult with her later on that. Can I pick another one? If you want to.

I'm just kidding. It's happened. Who are you playing for, Mike? I'm playing for Sylvana, and she made it so her name is like on the on the water on the waterfront so on the water for right so I guess first we have to make the jump to the title of the movie being on a waterfront and then it's still Vano waterfront so now it's a more general waterfront and that's fine

but yeah I don't think Brando says the word the in the movie I think he's like oh the waterfront I think I don't know

alright good job Silvana and Sam who are you playing for I'm playing for Daniel DiCarlo who's

made this nice thing Daniel-san Daniel-san all the Karate Kid movies and he's put Who are you playing for? I'm playing for Daniel DiCarlo, who's made this nice thing. Daniel-san! Daniel-san, all the Karate Kid movies. And he's put himself and you in the posters for part two and three. And he's put himself in the poster for part one. But who the hell is that supposed to be with him? That's me.

I'm supposed to look like Mr. Miyagi. Oh, wow. That's so weird. I don't know. Which is why people call me when I get too high. Because I'm so squinty. They get all racist. Daniel also sweetened the pot by

offering up Bon Appetit 8 Crumb Donuts. There's a little mini donuts here. Pass those down. I'm not going to eat them. I'm going to hurl them at people. Oh, perfect. I mean, if anybody's hungry.

Can anybody use a snack? Can I eat one before you start? Yeah, of course you can. Cool. The guest gets first dibs. Thanks, dude. Oh, yeah. You've been at the Gramercy when we've thrown donuts, right?

That's a huge place. This place... I threw the first fucking donut. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You've been at the Gramercy when we've thrown donuts, right? That's a huge place. I threw the first fucking donut. Yeah, okay. Just saying. Just fucking saying. Let he who is without gluten tolerance throw the first donut, they say. All right, put your hands up if you want one.

I don't want to just hit an innocent person. Oh, right in the eye. Right away. Wow. Wow. Come to Doug Love's movies, you will be assaulted. He puts his hand up and hits him right in the face. He's like, my cheek.

Right in the eye. Right in the eyeball. Did you get it off the ground or do you want another one? It was on my name tag. Oh, it landed on your lap or whatever, your name tag. Okay, so it's good. That's one less eyeball. Sorry about that.

Watching McBain. 39,999,000 eyeballs. Oh! that, man. 39,999,000 eyeballs. Oh! Donut out. I thought I'd err on the side of hitting the guy sitting next to you. Now that was

perfection right there. That made that good donut slap sound. Donut catch smack on the hand. I'm going to put these over here just to trickle, throw them out throughout the course of the show. Because right, I'm going to put these over here just to trickle, throw them out throughout the course of the show because we got to play Doug Loves Musicals.

This is a game. Someone's giggling uncontrollably out there. Yeah, well, don't discourage them. It's a comedy show. No, no, talk about it. Stop laughing, you guys. That's not what I was saying, man. Doug Loves Musicals is a game where each of you has to guess out loud into your microphones

as soon as you think you know the answer. What movie musical are these songs in? Okay. I'm going to start listing songs from a musical. Not that you're, you know, it's not, doesn't mean you're not smart or you don't like musicals. If you can't think of it, because who memorizes the titles of a bunch of songs in musicals? You?

No, I had to look it up. I didn't know any of this shit. You've made it safe for us to fail. Yeah. Thank you. Well, because sometimes they just sit there and they immediately start going. I saw the look in Ben's face.

I don't know musicals. See? You're already doing it. Right. Yeah. But you might get this. I'm not down on the game. You might figure it out.

I just feel like I've been in a performance. You know what musicals are. It was about me. It wasn't about you. But you know what musicals are, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And when they come out, like, you're aware of them.

You just don't go. I change the channel. Yeah. Okay. Change the channel? Like, if you're watching a game and a commercial for Les Mis comes on, you just, oh, guess I can't watch this game anymore. I'll be back later.

Not a commercial for a musical, like an actual musical. Oh, you mean when the, okay, that makes sense. I don't know why you have it on the channel that a musical's on to begin with. Just for a second. But I'm glad you get out of there when it happens.

Oh, fuck. This is a musical? Goodbye. What movie musical has all these songs in it? Once and for all. Sounds like Brigadoon just right off the bat.

That's a terrific guess, Mike. Incorrect. Santa Fe. There's a song called Santa Fe in this musical It sounds like Brigadoon It's still not Brigadoon There's a song called High Times, Hard Times Brigadoon

Seems a lot like a town that comes around once in a while. They've got some high times. Whatever. Doesn't matter. Carrying the banner. Carrying the banner. And I promise one of you will get it when I get to the very last song in this musical. Oklahoma.

Nope. Seize the day. There's a song called Seize the Day. There's a song called Seize the Day in this musical. All of the audience knows it. That's the vibe. Not all of them. The vibe. I'm kidding.

Just a handful. Seize the Day. Seize the Day. And there has not yet been, to the best of my knowledge, a Dead Poets Society musical. South Pacific's a good guess. Yeah, it's a real good guess, but no. Rooftop.

There's a song in this musical called Rooftop. Fiddler on the Roof. No, there's a song in that called Fiddler on the Roof. Oh, yeah. Totally makes sense. King of New York is a song in this musical. Guys and Dolls? No. Oh, my God. King of New York? is a song in this musical guys and dolls no oh fuck it's the world will it's

fucking the world will West Side Story. No. I don't think the world gave a shit about Tony and Maria. King of... It was in New York? Escape from Snyder. One day at a time. Yeah. That's a weird one. Escape from Snyder.

Another one is called... There's a woman going crazy over there. How can they not know a thing I know? I know it! I've seen every musical! How can everyone not be like me? This one's a great title for a song in a musical. Fighting Irish Strike Action. Rudy. Fighting Irish, strike action. Rudy.

My lovey-dovey baby. Yeah, right after strike action, they start singing my lovey-dovey baby. Rudy. No, not Rudy. Not Rudy the musical, but how great would that be? Okay, this is the last one. And I think it'll give it away.

So first one to say it, I'm going to watch your lips. Newsies. Prologue. Tough one. Tough one. I have to say, I was fully frozen by you saying, I'm going to watch your lips. I got it in my head about like, what do my lips look like?

Is Doug going to like my lips? He's watching our lips, man. Hold him totally still. I just meant, you know, some of you are all probably going to say it at the same time. What a really hollow victory for me. No, but that was, you're good at that. You're good at that. Let's do a game where I say a word and see which one of you repeats it the quickest. Exactly.

Are you ready? Let me watch all your lips. Okay. A dog keeps winning. Okay, go ahead. Lips. Let's do another one. I need a minute. I really gotta steal myself away from this game, Doug.

Here we go. You ready? I'm sweating. Dog. Dog sweating. Dog. Dog bowl. Whatever you said. Oh, God. Can this just be the podcast for 35 minutes? Okay, I have one more.

I'm lightheaded. You ready? Grandini. You put a pause in the middle. They'veine. I got nothing. You put a pause in the middle. They've all been one syllable words. We said it just the same way. I still don't know what you said.

What did you say? Grenadine? What a weird word. Grand Theft Auto. Final answer. Grand Theft Auto. Oh, no! Still good. final answer still good still good it's still good might be even better you don't know what spices have been poured on that floor maybe there was a pumpkin sitting there earlier it'll have pumpkin flavor. Alright, that was great fun. Yeah. Is that it? Are we done? Yep. Sam wins because he can say a word back

the fastest. That's right. Only the first time. Sometimes that's all it takes. Hey, sometimes all you need to win a game is just to go, I don't know, name it. That's real tough. Yeah! That's right! Wow, how long has that been on your mind?

It just popped in there as we're mocking the Hall of Victory. As we're mocking the Hall of Victory. Oh, okay. What did you do, Ray? I definitely don't want to see Newsies after that list of song titles, I'll say that. No offense to the woman who loves Newsies the most. I've never even seen Newsies.

Also, I put that there to be misleading because there's this fucking song about Santa Fe in Rent also. Oh. Yeah, about how they wish they were in Santa Fe. You really threw me off with that one. Here's the thing, Ben. When you have AIDS,

you wish you were in Santa Fe instead of having AIDS is what happens in Rent. Roughly. That's not exactly it, but you get the idea. You were assuming our brains were like, boy, this sounds like Rent. Roughly. No, that's not exactly it, but you get the idea. You were assuming our brains were like, boy, this sounds like Rent.

Could be Rent, could be Newsies. I don't take into account the brains of the contestants when I do this. Actually, our brains were going, I hope he says a word that I get to yell on top of him saying it. Because there's a chance one of you would cancel today and then Christian Bale may be a guest.

And he would get it immediately and everyone would cheer. Oh, good for you. That's a good impression of an internet clip. Yep. But speaking of newsies, and we are. Still. Did not do well at the box office. How much did that shit make, Sam Levine?

You get to bid first without going over. How much money did Newsies make at the domestic box office? And as I said, not a success. Right. I believe at the domestic box office, Newsies made $12 million. Okay. So Sam says $12. This is without going over, Mike. Price is right style.

Yes, yes. I'll go $6. $6 million. $6 million. Without going over, Ben. Price is right style. This is based on absolutely no knowledge of this film whatsoever. I'm going to say $23 million.

See, I kept saying prices, right, Sal? Because bidding a dollar would have been an excellent bid. Because all of you lose. It made $2.8 million. Wow. Wow, that's awesome. It really did poorly. It did very poorly.

That's why I even played that game, because I was just curious about how much Newsies made. I forgot to take into account the age of that movie and how $12 million now would be an epic failure, but $2 million in, what was it, 92? Yeah, it's pretty bad. Probably didn't even finish in the top five opening weekend and then was done.

But the woman in the audience who knew the answer, I'm sure she loves it. There's Newsies fanatics out there. There was kind of a reaction like 2 million. Newsies is a great story. I can't believe it only made 2 million. What happened? How do you mess

up Newsies? Just my lovey dovey baby alone should have made more than that. What was the fighting Irish strike force? Yeah. What the fuck was that? It's all about newspaper boys

and there's a strike and they're Irish and they're in New York and they have to escape from Schneider. I don't know that subplot. It's their crump key. You know, they say the world will know because they're newsies

and they're standing around the corner yelling about it. Rooftop, that's where they go to give each other hand chops. It's nice to see nothing's changed in the last century in New York. Alright, so let's play a round of Last Man Stanton. Yes.

And, you know, people on Twitter tell me they've got great ideas for who to use in this game. Because I like to play along. That's why I don't pick one ahead of time. Where is yo? Christophalis. Christophalis. Is that how I pronounce that right? Christophalis. Oh, Christophalis. Not Christophalis? Christophelus Is that how I pronounce that right? Christophelus

Oh Christophelus Not Christophelus Christophelus Christophelus You're almost there You're really missing a golden opportunity And you tweeted to me today That you have an excellent name

For Last Man Stanton So I'll ask Christophelus Yo Christophelus I'll ask Christopheles. Yo, Christopheles! I'll ask him in a second, and then nobody won the last one, but Sam won the first one, so we'll still start with Sam, and then we'll go to Mike and Ben, and then me taking turns naming movies that this person was in. If you can't think of one, you're out. If you say one that's's not true I will berate

you or you'll say when that's not true and none of us will notice and I won't hear about it till the next day on Twitter yo Christopheles Kevin Bacon oh lord that's he's in a lot of movies. Oh, boy. So this should be... Don't try to think of all of them at once. There's another game. This should be a deep one. All right.

The other... They should make a game about him. And wherever they do it, it should be really cold. I'm talking like six degrees. Like they should combine when those guys get into cold water on purpose, the polar bear club, with Kevin Bacon trivia. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon. It's just about temperature.

Go, Sam. Footloose. That's a good opener because that really introduced him to the world. Sure did. Yeah. Mike? There's one, if we describe it fully, is it good enough? That is not going to do it.

He and a bunch of kids got diddled. All you do is help the other contestants. What are you calling it? He and a bunch of kids got diddled. I'm going to say, all you do is help the other contestants. What are you calling it? I'm going to call it Slingers. I don't know who to feel worse for. I know that's not the diddle one. I don't know who to feel worse for,

you or Kevin Bacon. That of the 70,000 movies he's in, you only remember the one where he was diddled and then think it's called Swingers. No, Slingers with an L. Slingers?

I mean, my incorrect thing was Slingers, thank you. Alright. Mike is out. Slingers. It's a good try, Mike. Ben? Sleepers. Yeah.

Oh, they did end up releasing it under that title. That's true. Nice. Nice. Yes, that is what happened eventually with that one. There's another. Oh, wait. You go next, Tucker. Yeah, I get to go.

Yeah, I'm just going to knock out, because I love saying it, National Lampoon's Animal House. There's another Kevin Bacon movie where a little kid gets diddled. It's called Mystic River. Oh, diddled to death, right? Well, not quite. That's not possible, Tucker. That was also the title of that before they went. Please tell me That's not possible. That was also the title of that before they went. Please tell me that's not possible.

I need to believe that that can't happen. I mean, if you diddle somebody long enough, they might starve to death while you're diddling. Ben? I was thinking of myself. Oh, wait, what'd you say, Sam? I said Mystic River. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Gotta write it down. Gotta keep this all official. Are you really writing shit down? I'm writing down the answers. I'm not trying to look. Just to keep track of which ones we've said already. The Big Picture. Oh, interesting.

Okay, then that makes me want to say The River Wild. I'll go with Apollo 13. That's a good one. I thought of one. Oh. That'll be fun for us to hear about after the game is over. Let's see if one of us says it though. Tough but fair.

Ben? The woodsman. Whoa, that's an interesting poll. You seem to like some dark shit. I'm going to go a little lighter and say she's having a baby. I'll keep it in the same family.

He said, she said. Yep. Did someone say footloose already? I started with it. I wrote it down. It's right there. I'll write the first one. I don't know why you're hiding them from me. They're the ones that we've already said.

There's more than that on this piece of paper, man. Like it says how much news he's made what what if i decide to play that game again you got another one no this is hard right for everybody that's not named sam or doug this moment i don't i'm scared to go back and forth with Sam. I think he's going to take this down. Let's not count Ben out yet. Okay, the light, pretend the light

just changed and you have to answer. Are you wishing a red light challenge? Yeah. Oh, I'm going to be so mad if I can't think of another Kevin Bacon movie. I probably have like 30 more in my head somewhere. It's too vast, exactly. There's too many. What if, okay, so Mike, describe the one that you want to say.

Describe it and see if that helps Ben. Oh, that sounds good. Sam, we're still going to be fine. We're still going to do fine, Sam. We still both have five more movies at least. All right, fine. This is like, uh... There's a rather...

What I would describe as a rather stuffy, perhaps chauvinistic general in the Navy who cannot handle any truth. Oh, a few good men. Good job, Ben. I'll go with super. I'll go with wild things. Okay, it's back to you, Ben.

All right, here we go. All right, there's a Harvard grad who's got a case that could be too much for him, but he's going to stay up all night and really grill a guy who can't handle any truth. A few good men. Correct. He was in that, you're right.

But if you have another one, Ben, for us? I can't believe I do not. Really? I'm really fucking embarrassed. All the movies he's been in. He was in that one where they're over by the thing. And they're like by the thing. And they're like, hey, what's that?

Let's investigate. What's the fucking name of that one where you can't see him? I like anything where you're walking us through it. The one where you can't see him is every movie he's not in. You give up? Okay, you're out. It's a tough game. No, it should be easy. It should be, but it's not.

It's ridiculous. It's not when you're sitting up here. Switch seats with an audience member and let them play. Which one? None of them even look anxious to try at this point. I'll go with Flatliners. I'll go with Hollow Man.

Hollow Man! That was it. Plays, trades, and automobiles. Stir of Echoes. Oh, this is going too fast. Friday the 13th. Cop car. Don't stop, I'm close. Stop a bitch.

Can't believe the exact fantasy I've always had is playing out. As long as I don't mess this up. X-Men First Class? Oh, yeah, he is in there. He gets a coin through his head. Are you really out?

See, the problem is, the next time I play this game, I'm going to bring a piece of paper and a pen because when the game first starts, my mind comes up with 30, and then as the game goes on, I forget the ones that I was already thinking about. Same. Same. So I feel like it puts me

at a distinct disadvantage. No, but that happens to everybody. They can't think of... I had 30. They drop out of your brain. You think of a bunch of them and then all this talk ruins it. Totally messes with your head. Then you start thinking about other things.

Bills that need to be paid. I'm at the end of my rope too if you want to call it a tie. But if you want to think of another one, that'll force me to think of another one because I will not give up I just thought of two I know I'm leaving huge ones on the table but alright we'll call it a tie

or you can name your two I lied I only thought of one I thought of two but now I'm trying to think of the name of the other one. If you describe it to me, maybe I could guess. Was he in Murder in the First, or am I thinking of a different one? I think he is. Is that what it's called? Murder in the First?

With Christian Bale? Alright, you're still in. Slater, I meant. Crazy Stupid Love. Oh. Oh, right. Everyone made the same weird one. I forgot about that one.

Wait, what was the one you just said? Oh, Murder in the First. Yeah, Murder in the First. No, I'm out. Oh, come on, Sam. Guys, I want to move the game along. What do you want from me? I don't want to sit here for five minutes coming up with another Kevin Bacon Sam. Guys, I want to move the game along. What do you want from me? I don't want to sit here for five minutes

coming up with another Kevin Bacon movie. Right, that's not fun to listen to. No, we've named the same amount, right? Sing another song. What? I just remembered one which was also my most recent movie I saw. Was he in Ali?

I'll say. Haven't seen it yet. It sounds great. I'll say I'm 90% sure he was in this. He's the type of person who can enter a movie an hour in, just be great

for like 20 minutes of stuff, and then he goes away and you leave and you never... I think Black Mass. Wasn't he in that? Yeah, he's in Black Mass. And he enters like an hour in. You're like, you guys have new big stars? and you leave and you never, I think Black Mass. Wasn't he in that? Yeah, he's in Black Mass.

And he enters like an hour in, you're like, you guys have new big stars? It's a great movie, it's very exciting. It's about real people and they show photos at the end and you're glad they had fake people this time. What's the one with Jennifer Aniston? Oh, Picture Perfect? Picture Perfect, I kept thinking Pitch Perfect.

I'm like, that's not right. That's not right. Alright, so Sam wins the game and who what movies did we miss? Tremors! Tremors, of course! Quicksilver! Diner!

Diner's a huge one. Man, we left big ones everyone just said tremors tremors is a big one in the kevin bacon cannon someone yelled one from the back yeah what's in the back r.i.p he's an r.i.p i had no idea yeah i did not that was called ripped i did not see i did not see ripped i think i know that I thought it was the sequel to Pain and Gain. Get JFK. Oh, JFK, of course. Why don't we just, every time we play the game, someone should just go, JFK!

No matter who the actor is. Yeah, just throw it out there. Isn't there a Western, too? A Western? I don't know. What about, has he ever been a voice? Oh, wait, yeah, yeah. Was he ever a voice in a cartoon? Wait, what? I don't know. What about, has he ever been a... Oh, wait, yeah, yeah. Was he ever a voice in a cartoon? Is it Silverado or the other one?

Wait, wait, what? I don't think so. I don't think he's in Tombstone or anything. What? No, it's not... There's a lot of bacon in the old West. I can't picture him in a Western, and no one else is yelling it out.

He had bacon every day. You're right, you're right. He is in a Western. He is in a Western. Does anybody think they know it? He didn't fucking believe me. He got angry. What is it? Oh, you just want a donut?

Nice crap. Dude. That was pretty sweet. Oh, nice. Oh, they're splitting it. That's so sweet. What a great first date. I don't know what western he's in but I'm gonna tell you a second

I'm on the case do you have your phone this whole time yeah that's how he's been doing it it's weird that people he's looking right at his phone going we should have a pen what do you got Sam the end of the line that might be a western what was the one where he had to What do you got, Sam? The end of the line? No?

That might be a Western. What was the one where he had to transport the body of the military officer? Taking Chance. Wow. Yeah, good job. Wow. I don't know. I can't find it, but I'm doing a bad job.

I can't picture him in a Western. Yeah, I thought I would have sworn, but maybe not. Maybe not. Yeah. Be fun to see. Yeah, right? Maybe would have sworn, but maybe not. Maybe not. It'd be fun to see. Yeah, right? Maybe he'll make it. Oh, here it is.

My dog Skip. I'm so glad we figured that out. Digging to China. Yep. Digging to China. Digging to China is one of them. All right. Kevin Bacon, you guys.

Kevin Bacon. Yeah, he's been in some movies. Pull that one out right at the end. Yeah. But Sam won. All right. Sam's a little bit late. Seven Bacon. Yeah. He's been in some movies. Pull that one out right at the end. Yeah. But Sam won. All right. Sam's our official winner. And now,

all these players for the first time ever are going to attempt the reverse Malton game. Oh, boy. No applause for that. He's like, what? How does that work? It's like Leonard Maltin game but instead you're gonna be bidding on

how many names for the movie you think you can name and then if somebody challenges you you have to do it so we know the movie and then we have yeah you'll find out the movie at a time Sam gets to go first he's gonna pick from three different films it'd be hard to bid if we didn't know the movie ahead of time. But that would be interesting. Just start the bidding, you guys. I can name five names. Alright, the film is Twilight

Breaking Dawn Part 2. What? I can't. I mean, the film is Newsies. Alright, so Sam's going to start, then we'll go to you, Ben. And Sam gets to pick between these three films. Which one of these do you think you can name the most

actors? Sam. Yes. And also, someone's getting a call. Over there in the office. They're not listed in order here, so I have to figure out what the connection is sometimes. All right. I'm like, what the fuck is happening?

Which one of these can you name more people from? Aliens, The Abyss, or Avatar? Wow. Yeah, you're right. James Cameron likes movies that begin with the letter A. He sure does. The Aliens, Abyss, or The Avatar? I will go with Aliens.

All right. Leonard lists seven names. How many of those, Sam, do you think you can name right here on the spot in any order? Or you die. Oh, God damn it. I'll say four. I know, guys. I'm sorry.

We know he could do four. That's a reasonable bid. Ben, do you think you can name more than four people that were in Aliens? Yes! You think you can? I think I can name five. He says five!

People are excited! Now, Mike think I can name five. He says five. People are excited. Now, Mike, you can either challenge Ben to name all five, and if he fails, then you'll get a point, or you can bid six or seven. My heart is pounding. Take it up a notch or two. There's some actual thing on the line here. There is.

Somebody's giving him a bag of crap. Stuff. For me, though. A bag of stuff. I'll show my cards and say I'm 100% sure about knowing one. And I don't want to say who she is. I'm going to challenge.

I'm going to challenge. Oh, I have to do it. Okay. Yeah, so you're going to have to do it now. You're, I have to do it. Okay. Yeah, so you're gonna have to do it now. You're gonna have to name five actors in any order, and we'll count them off, but I won't tell you if you're right about all of them until you're done.

Sigourney Weaver. That's correct. That's correct. Oh, and I'm out. Lance Henriksen. Bill Paxton. Michael Biehn. Paul Reiser.

Those are all correct. Good job. Nicely done, sir. Nicely done. What's the woman Jeannie Jeanette Goldstein And then the other name listed here Is the little girl Newt

Who is played by Carrie Hen Hen What'd you fucking put her in George? Lips Lips No Grenadine Lips, lips. Lips. Grenadine.

Yeah. All right, so congratulations to Ben for getting a point. And next we're going to start with Sam again, and then it goes to Mike. And I'm just going to eliminate those movies we just played so I don't make any mistakes. All right. Sam. Yeah.

Which one of these movies do you know the most actors from? She's having a baby. That's weird coincidence coincidence Baby's day out Or out of sight Baby's day out Really? Yeah Holy shit.

Leonard called it a bomb, you know. Yeah, it's a terrible movie. A baby bomb. 1994 is the year it was released. I also like Leonard, when he uses the word plot in the review, it's in quotes. The plot. It really is... We'll talk about it after we play this because one of the actors, something happens

that really amuses me. Nine names, Sam. Three. Let me double check here. Yeah, nine names. He says three, Mike. Can you name more than three people in Baby's Day Out? I can do nine.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I was thinking of a different movie. I'm going to challenge. I was thinking of 12 angry men. And I think I can almost do nine of that. So you're challenging Sam to come up with three people from Baby's Day Out. Go, Sam.

Laura Flynn Boyle, Joe Mantegna, Joe Pantoliano. Mm-hmm. Yeah. There was the twins that played the baby. I was going to say, interesting you didn't do the baby, but that's fine. Yeah. Jacob and Adam Wharton. Is it Brian Haley?

Brian Haley's in it? Yeah. Brian Haley, Joey Pants, and Joe Mantegna are three guys that are trying to get this baby for some reason because it's got diamonds in its diaper or something. And they get tortured by this baby. And my favorite is when the baby takes a Bic lighter. And is hiding under Montaigne's crotch. Yeah, and lights his chicken balls on fire.

On fire. With a lighter. And it's a fucking baby. It's a baby working a Bic. Never have special effects been used to greater good. Yeah. That was Adam Wharton that day. I remember it specifically.

Yeah, there you go. And Mini-Me was the double for the baby in that movie, and apparently was a complete drunken menace on the set. So was Fred Dalton Thompson was in it. Oh, right! Eddie Bracken, John Neville, and I think Cynthia Nixon played the baby's mom, I think.

Laura Flynn Boyle was the mom. Oh, okay. So Cynthia Nixon was just a pal? Oh, a nanny. Oh, okay. So what was Sissy Nixon? Was she just a pal? A nanny, I think. Oh, a nanny. She played Miranda. Yeah, she's the one who's with the big book reveal at the end.

That's how they know where to find the baby based on his favorite book. Yeah, I've seen the picture. Holy shit. Nice call. I can't believe you just called it a picture.

I saw that film. Mm-hmm. Quite good. You know me. I'm old school, Doug. Alright, so Sam's on the board with one point. I hope Mike gets a point, because I love a good tiebreaker. But this time, Ben gets to pick, and then it's going to come right back at you, Mike.

So get ready. Ben, which one of these movies can you name more actors from? Caddyshack, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou, or Zombieland? Oh, shoot. Which one of those can you name more peeps? Would you like to hear them again? No, I'd like to think about it for a moment.

I'm pretty sure lots of moments are going by. Well, that's the nature of this game, is it requires you to do a lot of thinking before you make your choice. It's true. Usually the guests, their thinking process is they say out loud, I have no idea who's in this movie. Right.

And then that just ruins it. Yeah. If you come in, Ben, if you come in confident, you can trick the other guys. All right. Not Sam, but if Sam wasn't here. Do you think it's too late for that now? I think so.

Okay. Because you've really, really had to think about it. So I'll just try to be honest? No, don't be honest. Just pick a movie. For crying out fuck. Would you mind reading them to me again? Caddyshack?

You've seen that, right? I have, yeah. Heard of it. Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Yeah Or Zombieland It's definitely between the first two I'm gonna have to say Caddyshack You're not a big Zombieland guy? I don't think I could name too many people from it

I'm not saying I didn't like it But Alright They all had that Zombies show Do you understand the thematic connection Between the three? It's hard to tell who is who Do you understand why I put those three movies together?

Wait, what are they again? Forget it. So which one are you going with? Caddyshack? What's the other two? Zizou? Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou? And Zombieland. No, what's the connection?

We'll find out later. Jesus! Jesus? Yeah, Jesus is in all of them Jesus Jesus has a cameo the directors Oh we're really Anderson directed all three pictures I called the pictures again that's what I want you to take away from Leonard says this movie has to himself he had to say it yeah it has I think I'm getting into his head a little bit. Nine people are in the Caddyshack movie

that Leonard thinks are worth listing. One of the names is particularly delightful. How many can you name, Ben Bailey? Me? How many can I name? You pick the movie. You get to bid first. Just give me a moment. How many?

Oh, more moments? No, one more. You get to bid first. Just give me a moment. How many? Oh, more moments? No, one more. Welcome back to Moments with Ben Bailey. Hello, everyone. Let's take a moment. How many out of nine can you name? If you can't name four, you should just go ahead and step into traffic.

Was that directed just at me? I didn't imagine a lot of young people listening. Maybe young people can't name four, but they should grow up. Because they never even heard of Caddyshack. I can't say anymore. Sam will get mad at me. Okay, Ben's out. How many? Five. He says five,

Mike O'Brien. Am I supposed to just decide that in a fucking half a second? Yes, just say fucking one. If you can only think of one, just say one. Let's move it along. He says five. I'm a definite four, so I'm going to have to challenge. Oh, Sam got shut out. And I doubled down on it just from the pain I'm causing Sam. But this could be great.

But this could be great because if he fails to name five, then we're going to have a three-way tie and Sam will be back in business. But if he names them, he wins. Is Chevy Chase in that film? Just say five people that you think are in the film, not as a question, this isn't Jeopardy, and then I will tell you if you win or not.

Why are you talking to me that way? Because... I thought we were me that way? Because... I thought we were friends, don't you? Because... You invite me out to these things. You treat me poorly. I'm here for you, you know? I have a family.

You should... You should really be thinking about Caddyshack right now. I made you laugh, you son of a bitch. I mean, everyone's got a family. You're trying so hard. I got a show to run. Chevy Chase. Bill Murray. Ted Knight.

Rodney Dangerfield. Those are my four P.S. That was four. That was four, buddy. Now you gotta pull one of those ones out that's tougher. Which ones did I say? You said the four that I said you should know.

I said the four obvious ones. The ones on the poster. Oh, there's one more person on the poster, though. Shh, I've said too much. No, no. Yeah, who was that guy? I don't know that fucking guy's name.

So you're not gonna do this? I don't know that fucking guy's name. So you're not going to do this? I am excited about going to a tiebreaker. Dude, give me a second. Give me one second. What do you think is going to happen? Kenny Shaq, you know it or you don't. I'm going to remember the fucking gopher's name or something. Oh, it's so obvious.

We could have quit after Aliens. I was so embarrassed about Kevin Bacon. And then I came back. And now I'm going to be fucking humiliated again. No, there'll still be a tiebreaker. Everybody still gets to play after you fail at this obvious. No, it's not obvious. It's tough.

It's tough because it's all just a bunch of people. It's not four of the biggest comedy stars of the time. It's just other actors that were in this. Who played the priest? I've said too much! Who played the priest? Nobody knows who played the fucking priest. The guy who got hit by lightning?

Sam couldn't tell you who played the priest. I'll bet you he could. He can. He's shaking his head no. Use your eyes. Say it, man. Ben only notices things if it's shaking his head no. Use your eyes. Say it, man. Ben only notices things if it's in his rearview mirror. You really do just bring me out here to abuse me.

I can't believe I can't think of... There's a new stoner game show where you get into a van and you ride around and answer questions it's called cash dab don't we get really fucked up it was like that he's not going to be able to see alright give up give up

give up you have to give up we gotta wrap this up there's gonna be another show up here in a little bit they have another show in this place they do they run shows all night for hours yeah we got a midnight show we got to wrap it up we got three minutes to wrap this thing up and then we still gotta play a tiebreaker cuz you're not gonna get it okay Chevy Chase really Bill Murray,

Ted Knight. You're at three now. You can't even... You're going backwards on this. Huh? You can't get any respect, can you? I already said Rodney from the first guy I said. Do you ever play Dangerfields in New York?

Yeah. Oh, sure. What a dump. Yeah, he's not kidding around. It's a great club. It's a great club. All right, so you give up. I can't believe it, but I think I have. Yeah, yeah. Well, the main kid in it was played by Michael O'Keefe.

Right. And then Lacey Underhalls was Cindy Morgan. Let's not forget Brian Doyle. Brian Doyle Murray. Brian Doyle Murray. Which, of course, that would have been maybe the one you could have pulled out. Scott Columby, and then Sarah Holcomb, and then Leonard been maybe the one you could have pulled out. Scott Columby and then Sarah Holcomb. And then Leonard actually lists the gopher.

And what do you think he's called, Sam? Oh, God. It's like, I don't know, Phil? It's so stupid. Chuck E. Rodent. Oh, my God. Would have been a hell of a win with that. We've got a three-way tie. Would have been a hell of a win with that.

We've got a three-way tie! Yay! At least there wasn't another really big name on there. That would have been humiliating. You probably would have thought of it if there was another big name. I thought there was. I'm like, fuck, who is it? It's obvious. Brian Doyle Murray would have been a good guess. That would have been good.

Alright, so I get to pick the movie for this final round. We don't have to a good guess. That would have been good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so I get to pick the movie for this final round. We don't have to waste that time. And we will start with you, Sam. Oh, boy. We'll start with you, Sam. And then Mike challenged Ben, so we go to Mike. So, Ben, you might not even have to worry about it.

You might just sit here for the rest of the show. I'll take my time. Thanks, man. Doing nothing. No, I'm saying that I think you guys might tear it down. I'm slowing everybody down. It's all good. Sam.

Yes. The film is Jackie Brown. Oh. Yep. From 1997. Leonard says it's leisurely paced. Fuck you, Leonard. I'm not that mad about it.

Does he listen? Does he ever listen to this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's sitting at home right now going, fuck you, Doug. He gives it back. Nine names, Sam. Eight. Eight. Doug spit up his drinking water.

I'm doing a dragged out spit take. To the home listeners. What? He says eight names, Mike. Nine. You can name nine out of nine in Jackie Brown. Oh, Jackie Brown. A solid bit. Gets me every It's a solid bit.

Gets me every time. Solid bit. I fall for it every time. I'm going to have to challenge. All right. Mike's challenging you, Sam. You've got to come up with eight out of the nine names. All right.

This is going gonna be impressive. Alright. Pam Greer, Robert Forster, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert De Niro, Bridget Fonda, Michael Keaton, Michael Bowen, and

Do this, I'm so close. Chris Tucker. That's correct! Yeah! And the ninth name is Sid Haig. Good thing I did not say ninth. Yeah, I was like, he better pull some Tucker out right now, because I don't think he's going Sid Haig. Good thing I did not say nine. Yeah, I was like, he better pull some Tucker out right now because I don't think he's going to Haig.

No Haig. I don't think that's what he's going to do. All right, so Sam, who are you playing for again? I was playing for Daniel's son. Daniel, right up front. Congratulations, dude. There you go. There's your name tag back.

And we need a shithead from the person that Ben was playing for. Batmanda. Where you at, Batmanda? She just got it in for a mountain. K3 is a shithead. Shittiest fucking mountain. Do you have a shithead, Amanda?

Somebody want me to call a shithead? Or did you leave as soon as you saw Ben was playing for you? Oh, that's nice. That's really nice. What's your shithead, Amanda? Right here. Oh.

Hey, Amanda, come on up, why don't you? Keep whispering. Oh, yeah, that guy. That's a long one. Oh wait, I know what it is. I only heard one syllable from all the way over here and I know who she's talking about. Oh, okay.

And can I see your name tag there, Mike? I think it's got a shithead on the back. Oh, okay. No, it's not you. What do you got to plug, Ben? What's going on? What brings you to Los Angeles? A cab?

Every time. Every single time. Yeah. Yes. You got a show this weekend? I took a cab here. You're going to be at the Improv? Took a cab to Los Angeles.

Improv Comedy Club? We got to wrap it up, buddy. Oh. You fucking started this shit. Improv. You asked me. I'm trying to give you some plugs. I don't have anything to plug, dude.

Really? You're not at the Improv this weekend? I'm on season four of Unforgettable on A&E. Oh, okay. That's why you're in L.A.? No, that's not why I'm in L.A. What are you doing in L.A.? I had a show at the Improv this past Saturday. Oh, okay. That's why you're in L.A.? No, that's not why I'm in L.A. What are you doing in L.A.? I did a show at the Improv this

past Saturday. Oh, it was last weekend. It's a little late. Plug that one. Get in your DeLoreans and go see his show last weekend. Honolulu, Hawaii. Hawaii, February 27th. Do you know the venue? No. Alright, good luck, Honolulu. Find Ben Bailey.

You have three months. You can figure it out. Mike O'Brien, what's going on with you, buddy? I've got a sketch comedy album coming out October 30th. What's that called? That's my birthday, man. Nice. Happy birthday.

Thanks. It's called Tasty Radio. And it's sketches with friends of mine that I recorded in New York a few years ago. Cool. Oh, dude, I totally have a new... Look for that. I'm sorry, dude. I totally have a new stand-up special

I forgot to mention. Oh, that's just so unlike you. It's called... Ben Bailey Live and Uncensored. Oh, finally. Sorry, I apologize. Finally, we can hear what you're really thinking. Yeah. I like it. No problem. Happy birthday. Thanks, dude. Oh Finally Sorry I apologize Finally we can hear What you're really thinking Yeah

I like it No problem Happy birthday Thanks dude Sam's got a web show From Austin That he's not sure When you could see it

What's it called again? It's called Crunch Time Crunch Time And what else is going on buddy? Well I've got a A sketch CD Coming out on October 30th And I'll be in Honolulu

Holy shit That's fucking so So crazy man Holy shit Is that You guys have some sketch CD coming out on October 30th and I'll be in Honolulu. That's fucking crazy, man. Holy shit, you guys have something? This is going to be the best birthday of my life. Oh, sweet. I will see you there. Oh, and you can always see me on Kevin Pollak's chat show streaming every Sunday. Thank you. You're correct.

Doug Loves Movies returns to Zanies in Nashville on Tuesday, November 10th. Thanks again to all of my guests, Sam Levine, Mike O'Brien, and Ben Bailey. Thank you, Doug. And as always, Martin Stiegler? Is that his name? The guy who made, what? Screllii the guy that made AIDS drugs really expensive is the biggest asshole

life is a shithead yeah he's the worst he's almost as bad as the comedians talking off mic when he's supposed to be supposed to be gone same we should do a chant or something to fuck that like he's an extra colossal douche we should the worst right yeah I only saw the headline but I saw that there was another drug company that's making the same drug now for a dollar a pill that good for them fuck that guy that drug company is the opposite of a shithead yes that's what I have to say sorry I was moved all right and the Russian client that calls me 40 times a day at work is a shit head.

Now it's time for Doug to watch another Pocky. Eyes of gold, his viewing crown was fake. Sip Pocky, there's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.