Doug Loves Movies - Billy Boyd, Ayden Mayeri, Amy Miller and Dominic Monaghan guest

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

Live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, Doug welcomes Billy Boyd, Ayden Mayeri, Amy Miller and Dominic Monaghan to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Leonard! Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! He's... Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies.

This is Doug Loves Movies. Ha, ha, ha. Nice try. Let's try it one more time. Is it me, or are there people sitting over here? Is this curtain? Thank you. Let's try it one more time. Is it me or are there people sitting over here? Yeah. Is this curtain? Thank you. That was the problem.

When I said, this is Doug Loves Movies, everybody over there didn't even see me. So of course I was going to get that reaction. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Wow, that was almost like a statement rather than a song.

This is Doug Loves Movies. Thank you for being here. We are at Dynasty Typewriter once again. Our new monthly home here in Los Angeles. Los Angeles!

You know we're in Los Angeles because I'm drinking water out of a box. And today I brought a prize box. I had this big nice box laying around and it looks like Louis Vuitton, doesn't it? But it's not. It's a knockoff Louis Vuitton box. But I put a bunch of stuff in it, and I'll tell you about it very soon.

It's Saturday, September 17th, 2022, and you all came here for this part of the show. Doug plugs. Everybody's favorite part. Doug loves movies, returns to the punchline in San Francisco on Saturday, October 15th, and we'll be right back here at Dynasty Typewriter on October 22nd.

Both of those shows at 4.20, approximately. I like to start a few minutes late, but the traffic today in LA is fucked for some reason. So thank you to all of you for being here on time. In spite of that, it'll be interesting.

Maybe a couple episodes ago, you may have remembered I was worried one of the guests wouldn't get here and we're back in that position once again. Yeah, but today the traffic was terrible, so it's a good excuse. The last time the person was just late.

In my opinion. You know, there's people that, like, they underestimate the traffic, and that's why they're late, and there's people that, you know, just assume there's people that, like, you know, they underestimate the traffic. That's why they're late. And there's people that, you know, just assume there's going to be traffic and then it's worse than they thought it was going to be. All of my dates and deets are at...

Oh, my God, I'm worried about this part. All of my dates and deets are at douglosemovies.com douglosemovies.com Douglovesmovies.com Yeah! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Shh! Shh! Oh, hey, speaking of Jon Hamm, here's a Jon Hamm... Here's a Jon Hamm update. He can't make it to the show today because he's at a birthday party. And I almost had to follow a question.

Adult or child? Because on a Saturday afternoon, you figure if it's an adult party, it'll be going into the night probably. Could show up later. That's my opinion. Let's talk about the prize bag. I made a video and put it on my Instagram you know you don't know Doug on Instagram if you want to you know really

eyeball all this stuff but real quickly I'll just tell you I got foam fingers that say we're number two because they're holding up two fingers uh a pair of thieves have you heard of this company i guess they make shirts and pants and stuff and uh here's some for you uh a doug benson pin from rockin pins a uh a whole uh bottle of uh patron tequila yeah that was sent to me by the show Players on Paramount+. Some fancy glasses, a Peacemaker pipe, a black box from the show The Alienist. Did anybody like that show, The Alienist?

It's a black box full of Alienist stuff that they sent me. And I went, I'm not watching that show. And this is just the stupidest thing uh this is a uh late late show james corden uh carpool karaoke microphone yeah it's like a gold microphone but it says carpool karaoke everywhere on it in big letters so i don't know how much pride you can have in that. And then...

I can't believe I saved the best for last. I got a copy of Santa Clarita Magazine because I went to Magic Mountain and that's what they had in the hotel

of Santa Clarita Magazine. So somebody's going to win all of this stuff today. If I can get it all back in the box. Are you ready to meet our guests? All right. I know at least three of them are here. And we'll see how it shakes out. Please welcome Billy Boyd, Amy Miller, Aiden Mayuri, and Dominic Monaghan.

Everybody's here. Hi. Everybody made it. You just walked through the door. Do you need to do anything? Do you need to use the restroom or something? Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hello. Hi, I'm Amy. I'm Aiden. Nice to meet you. Isn't that beautiful? I know. Usually the guests get a chance to meet backstage, but everybody's meeting on the stage right now.

She just arrived. I just ran in. It was crazy out there, Doug. It really was stupid. There's something happening somewhere. Yay! Speaking of things

that are dumb, my chair is low. I just noticed that. Do you need some phone books? No, I've been using this chair every time but for some reason this time it suddenly

feels like I'm very small. You're so far away. And so far away. But fortunately, the curtain opened all the way and it was magical because everybody could see me. Let's meet all of our guests, my guests, individually. And Amy, you're going to be excited to hear this. We're doing it alphabetically by first name now. It's Amy Miller

everybody! Hi guys. It's been so long. It really has. I've been tracking you. Hassling you. Asking you to do the show repeatedly.

And you're always like, I'm out on the road dude. I asking you to do the show repeatedly following me and you're always like I'm out on the road dude I got things to do been busy yeah yeah been super busy and that's good for you thank you

yeah come see me on the road I don't know what to say to that you know we'll get your specific plugs in there at the end perfect yeah

stay tuned I'm coming to a city near you don't turn the show off if you're if you're excited about Amy Miller's plugs that's a reason to stick around for the next 80 to 85 minutes however long

it shakes out to be also joining us today I get see I confuse myself with my own changing the alphabet around, and now I've got it. And I think you're all sitting in the exact order that I needed.

I don't even need to look at my notes. You sat down alphabetically by first name. And our next guest is a first timer. I'm so glad she's here, everybody. Give it up for Aiden Mayuri. Star of one of my favorite shows of late. I love that for you on Showtime. Get Showtime.

Nobody has it. Or wait for it to merge with Paramount+. Yes, it is. It will be merge with Paramount Plus yes it is it will be available on Paramount Plus it's gonna happen it's gonna happen and then also

but you're in theaters now in the latest Fletch film with our friend Jon Hamm Confess Fletch true

is in theaters now have you seen it already one guy one guy speaks for the entire audience no Doug it opened this weekend and we are here already? One guy speaks for the entire audience. No. Doug, it opened this weekend and we are here.

Where do you think we got the time? So is I Love That for you picked up for another more? We don't officially know, but we're hoping. I'm going to start a letter writing campaign and i think it's gonna work yeah no me too i feel good about it they take your opinion very seriously over there

i'm excited about that and i'm excited about uh more fletch films yes because this is like this is like the opening the door for a fletch of verse exactly i'm hoping yeah and uh i really do want to want to see more of it it's uh you know it's more like the books than the uh chevy chase the books so we've all for people who like to act like they're all cerebral and more into book reading than than movies i really when the first fletch came out, I was young and impressionable and it got me to read a bunch of the Fletch books. Oh.

And I liked them a lot. Yeah, so I'm glad. That first Fletch film is really good. Yeah. Yeah, it's a fun movie. He has a tricky reputation, Chevy Chase, right?

Well, that's why I was trying to... Tell us about it. That's why I was trying to move on quickly. Oh, no. Because this new Fletch doesn't need any old Fletch Tell us about it. That's why I was trying to move on quickly. Because this new Fletch doesn't need any old Fletch stank on it. Let's start some gossip

about John. Yeah. I'm not spending What an asshole. He's such a meanie pants that John Hamm. Terrible man. Mm-hmm.

Also joining us today, another first-time guest on the show, co-host of the Friendship Onion podcast. It's Billy Boyd, everybody. Hello. Hello. Yeah. It's lovely to be here. Thanks for coming out. I mean, I know you got wrangled into this

because your co-host is also a guest today. I just go where he tells me to run. Right? So tell everybody about the podcast that the two of you do together. It's really, it's like, it's very sexy. Oh. As a podcast.

And it's funny sometimes. And it's a lot warmer than in here. It's freezing up here. I want my jacket. What is that? What is that about? Well, we try to overcome, say, because of how hot the guests are.

Do you want my shirt? Lovely, lovely stuff. Yes, please. Do you want my shirt? Lovely, lovely stuff. Yes, please. For the listeners, Amy is resplendent in a shirt that just says Danny DeVito on it. Lovely.

Hand embroidered. I got it at a thrift store. Can you believe it? That's a good buy. We all just heard the history of the T-shirt backstage. Hey, zip it. Hey, hey, let's go back to Chevy Chase. Marilyn,

how often does your, it's a weekly podcast or how often do you make these things? Yeah, it comes out every week on a Tuesday. It's called the Friendship Onion and we sometimes talk about Lord of the Rings and sometimes we just talk shit. That's a win. I would say mainly shit.

That's something for everybody. Right, exactly. And how much... It must be... What was the aggregate amount of time you spent making Lord of the Rings movies

of six eight years something like that no it was like four years it was a year and a half straight through and then it was sort of

four or five months every year after that for the next three years yeah a ton of press sort of four years of

our lives a lot but then I think probably ongoing throughout our life ton of press as well. Sort of four years of our lives. A lot. A lot of time. But then I think probably ongoing throughout our life anyway. Yeah. It's sort of always there in the background, isn't it? The whole Amazon show has probably

brought it back into our world a little bit more. Right. And how do you feel about... Well well let's just introduce you since you've been talking

and I haven't said before you do who you are yet before you do. Yes sir. Think about my last name. Why? Did I fuck it up

on the first time? That's all right. Ooh. Just think about it. Maybe you said it too good the first time. It's Dominic, everybody. It's all right, though.

It's a silent G. Good old Dom is here. Well, that's the thing. I go back and forth on all the G people because some G people silent it and some don't. Strangely enough, I got it right when you came on my weed show. I'm not high enough right now to get it right I guess. The last time I saw my parents

I actually said to them. I've talked about this with Billy but I said to my parents I'm thinking of dropping the G. Yeah how do you feel about that? My parents are like why would you drop the G? And I'm like well if you drop the G then it's obviously Monaghan but with the G

in there sometimes people say Monaghan, but with the G in there, sometimes people say Monaghan. Sure. Which is not correct. Ever? It's always silent? It's always silent. Like, in the same way that the G in silent is silent and complicated.

I mean... You just don't say it. That word is more complicated than we know. It really is almost an onomatopoeia. Yeah, and my parents were like, oh, you can't drop the G, that's your name. And I was like, yeah, but it's become a little bit of an albatross,

because you do get... You've been with me. Moynigan, Moynigan, Moynihan, Moyniganigan, Moyniganigan. It's Moynihan. It's okay. We should move on. It's become an albatross. No, it's interesting, Tom. It's interesting. Yeah, I think it's good.

But I don't think you should drop it because I don't think your dad would like that. I don't think he would. Is this what the podcast is like? This is, yeah. Pretty much. It is. But sexier.

Less clothes. We'll probably do like 20, 25 minutes on your t-shirt this week. I can't wait. That was an interesting story. It was. It was a lovely story. Yeah. But anyway.

You should tell it publicly. Everybody, be sure to check out Friendship Onion, the podcast entirely about the silent G. Yes. There's so many words, so many Tolkien words that have no G. Oh, that's fun. Dominic Monaghan. How do you pronounce the writer of The Lord of the Rings?

J-A-R. Tolkien. Yeah, right? That Tolkien movie came out about him, and everyone was saying Tolkien through the whole thing. I was like, I've been saying it wrong for 50 years. Yeah, because everybody likes to try to do a Tolkien, like they really get into the eye that's back there. It's a weird thing, a name,

because the person who has the name is very connected to it and they get told throughout their whole life, this is your name, this is how you say it. And then when people say it in the correct way, there's a feeling towards it. And when people say it in a way that is even slightly, subtly different, there's a feeling towards it. And when people say it in a way that is even slightly subtly different, there's a feeling towards that as well. Billy has a name that you can't get wrong.

Billy Boyd. You can't get that wrong. You wouldn't say Billy Boing or Bobby Bing or whatever you say. Billy Boyd. I will now. When we were in New Zealand, one of our producers was like,

you have one of the greatest names. You should come out with a denim company, Billy Boy Jeans. And I was like, I would buy those fucking jeans. That sounds amazing. Or Billy Boy Bikinis. Right. Exactly. I may do that.

With a name that's slightly confusing, mine is slightly confusing, Dominic Monaghan, people are like, ah. Sometimes people will come over to me, you know, whatever, to say hello and they'll be like, are you Dominic? And I'll go, yeah.

And I'm like, I know that guy doesn't know how my last name goes, you know. Although, butcher it, you know. Are you Dominic?

I'm like, just let me sign it. Well, they should just give it a shot because you're so chill about the whole thing. I'm going to start calling you Duh. Yeah, exactly.

I've been thinking about the silent G in my name. I've gotten away with it for years of telling people, you know, you pronounce the G. And now my cover is blown. Everyone's going to call me. Wait, but no, Doug, is that the full name of, is that your full name or are you Douglas? I'm Douglas. Okay.

But you've been Doug since you were a little kid. Yeah. I mean, that's just, that's what happens. Do your parents, family, whatever, call you Douglas or are you Doug? Nobody calls me Douglas. Okay. Yeah. Except for Yeah, except for absolute,

like that's when I know I'm talking to an absolute stranger. Ah. Or a robot. Or a robot. Or E.T. at the end of that ride at Universal. Yeah, yeah.

Douglas. Because if you've ever, if you ever like get my hotel room and then when I check in, my TV says, welcome Douglas. And I do laughs. I really enjoy that.

When you pay. In my room, it says, Welcome, Amy. I don't know what's going on with these hotel bookings. But thank you all for being here. Dominic, was there anything you wanted to talk about besides your name? My insecurity about my last name. Yeah, yeah.

Anything you want to add about the friendship onion? No, no, I'm good, man. It's just really good to see you. It's been like we've interspersed seeing each other, but in those times that we've seen each other, it's been like we've interspersed seeing each other but in those times that we've seen each other it's been really fun I think I did

Doug Loves Movies at Upright Citizens Brigade like 10, 12 years ago or something like that honestly a long time ago it's been a little while yeah and then we did

Getting Doug With High which people still talk to me about and I think I told you we were talking backstage I brought my publicist who at the time I mean she's obviously my publicist but she was just she's a pal so I was like you want to come and hang out and watch this show and she had to leave halfway through the show

because she got so contact high from the thing so I don't know man it's just good to see you. You make really good shows, and I just love the fact that I have really good anecdotal stories to tell about the times that we've hung out.

Isn't that nice? So sweet. Well, before we get to the game part of the show, I always like to ask my guests, like to put everybody on the spot and ask them to recommend a movie for the listeners to potentially check out. But I give everybody a category of late. And so today is the day we're taping. It's going to come out in a couple of days. But the day we're taping this is, according to the internet, it's Batman Day.

Yeah, and I don't know what that entails or how that affects our lives and what we're supposed to do about it being Batman Day. I know what I'm supposed to do on Free Slurpee Day, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do on Batman day. But I thought I'd at least give a nod to the old fella because Batman has been a character in many feature films over the years. So I'll start with you, Amy. I was going to say

a Batman movie? What's your favorite? See, this is the thing. If you're not into Batman movies, which one is the closest to being worth your time? Okay, I'm not... What's your favorite-ish Batman movie? I'm not just kissing your ass. Because I never have.

Why would I start now? But I did just... I was very high in Colorado, and I watched Lego Batman again. Because the two friends I was staying with hadn't ever seen it and on the Airbnb had a DVD collection which I really enjoyed because I was like let's not get into streaming let's we have to pick something from this shelf and that's what we

settled on and then uh Blair was like I didn't know Doug was in this I was like oh hell yeah but that movie is so funny the Lego movies are very funny yeah I. I'm really proud to be a part of it. And if all four of you, if all of you give the same answer. Watch Lego Batman. I'll be fine with it. On DVD. So nobody knows. Stay in the shadows.

All right. stay in the shadows alright Aiden do you have a favorite Batman movie I used to watch the Adam West show with my dad so that one just came to mind but that's not a movie they did make one Batman movie that was the characters

from the series did they really it's pretty fun was it good okay well silly that one

I like silly I like a silly a silly Batman yeah at one point he's like running around with a bomb that's got a fuse and it's the

you know it's lit and it's like also like they had the whole like punching thing on the screen pow

all that kind of thing and one of the things that they would thing on the screen, pow, all that kind of thing. And one of the things that they would say on the screen was biff, and biff in Britain means vagina. No. Yeah. Really? Vagina. Wait, maybe, was he punching him in the biff?

I don't know. Very jarring as a kid. Vagina! This was a kid's show. Well, definitely stay away from the Back to the Future films. We feel that way when you guys say cunt. Right. Fanny pack.

The whole fanny pack thing is strange for us. We call them bum bags. Fannies are vaginas. So when we were in New Zealand, Sean Astin's little girl, his wife at one point said, OK, let's get going. Move your fanny. And we were like, no, you can't say that. Move your vagina to like a toddler.

You can't say that. Sorry, I biffed it. Billy Boyd. Hello. Dominic is right. That was easy to say. Right, right. Rolls off the tongue.

Now, Douglas, I'm pretty sure this is not the best Batman movie, but Prince did do the music for it. Yeah. So I'm putting that one down, and I don't even know what it's called. Batman. The Tim Burton Batman. It's called The Batman.

It's just called Batman. Not even Batman. They dropped the death. Batman starring Jack Nicholson is what it was called. Yeah. And everyone was so mad about is what it was called. Yeah. And everyone was so mad about Michael Keaton being cast as Batman. It's so weird to even imagine. Because now he's everybody's top three Batman for sure.

Right. There's been a few good Batmans. What am I going to do? Will Arnett's number one. Wait, can I ask a question? Yes. Why? Why?

Why what? Why is that your favorite? Because Prince did the music. Is that the only reason? Yeah, I didn't. Jack Nicholson was okay, I thought. It was that Prince music that really made the Joker dance though

like that's what motivated him I mean I kind of liked the movie I mean it's not as good as some of the other Batman's but come on Prince that's cool I mean Prince and anything that will be my favorite and they're like Prince can you write some music for this?

And he's like, yeah. Who's in there? There's a character called Vicky Vale. I got it. Vicky Vale. Vicky Vale. Vicky Vale. Vicky Vale.

Vicky Vale. Vicky Vale. And have you heard the story, supposedly from, I think it came from Tim Burton, not from Prince, that he had been, they had agreed that he was going to write the score for Batman. Excuse me. Tim Burton had not heard from him strange that I coughed on the mic it's alright don't forget to lick it so Tim Burton they had said you're gonna write the music for Batman yeah he disappeared for like three weeks Tim Burton then sent him an email because it was email time at the time and

there was like a week to go for uh for the deadline to write the songs and prince was like yeah i'll get to it no worries it's all done i'm just finishing off some stuff and tim burton was like okay and then it got to the deadline night before and he got all the stuff tim burton got like whatever 12 tracks 14 tracks or something, and they took 10 of them. And then when, I think this came from Tim Burton, when Tim Burton spoke to Prince afterwards about the score and about the success of the score and back dance and all that kind of stuff,

Prince was like, I did not look at it for a month, and when it came down to the deadline day i had like 12 hours and i went into the studio with my band and we wrote all 12 tracks in a night we all stayed up all night sent it in and that became the album it was like improvised on the spot which is how brilliant prince is as an artist you know right, now we know it could have been better. It does. When you watch the movie now, it does feel like Prince pranked them because

the music is way too fun for a movie that's supposed to be scary and suspenseful. When Jack Nicholson's dancing around to a bat dance or whatever, it gets a little rough. All right. Dominic. Go on.

Yeah, yeah, you did it. But you said it under your breath. You're like... Well, yeah, I try to be extra silent. yeah yeah you did it but you said it under your breath you're like well yeah I try to be extra silent extra silent super silent extra silent G

I don't even want anyone to know it was ever there it's left the premises what do you think what's your favorite Batman yeah I'm a big I'm a big fan of Batman

I really like the last Matt Reeves Batman and as Billy knows I really struggled to pick one I usually pick three but I'm going to try my best to pick one right now I'm going to go Batman Begins

I'm a huge fan of Christopher Nolan I'm a huge fan of that Christopher Nolan trilogy I know everyone loses their mind about Heath Ledger's performance and he is extraordinary in that role but Batman Begins for me is the only way that they could have created that trilogy and the whole like idea of Bruce being scared by bats and then it becomes his power and then him going and getting trained by

Liam Neeson and Liam spoiler alert Liam Neeson coming back later. And I don't know, Bale as a Bruce Wayne, for me is almost the kind of formative version of Bruce Wayne in the comic books that I read. He's a physically imposing character, but he's also a little waspy and a little kind of elitist and kind of well-groomed and looks great in a suit. And that, for me, is kind of Bale more than anyone else.

So, yeah, Batman Begins gets the nod. Yeah, it was like Batman as American Psycho. Right, right. Basically, which works. This is not an exit. I think. Or real Christian Bale. Ha-ha!

which works. This is not an exit. I think. Or real Christian Bale. He really wears a nice suit all the time. He's got some movie coming out now called Amsterdam

and I don't know anything else about it. I don't even think it takes place in Amsterdam and I'm excited to just go in going cold on that one.

But thank you for your Batman recommendations. This has been the best Batman day that I can remember. What a terrific, we celebrated Batman in all of his glory. And we got to take our first commercial break. We will be right back. We're back. commercial break we will be right back we're back that wasn't so bad during the break we selected some name tags in the audience Amy is gonna play for Lou whose name tag says nacho Lou Bray Billy is playing for Hannah and Commander and Aiden is playing for Paul

who cleverly used a poster for the movie Paul and Dominic chose someone with Lord of the Rings Return of the Kim egomaniac Doug can I ask you a question? yes please

since it became a Batman night... It really did. What's your favorite superhero movie of all time? Wow. That's a tough one. That's fucking heavy. That's a lot. What are you doing to me?

I'm the one putting you on the spot with your favorite Batman. Then you turn around and ask me something even more difficult. I fear that it would be a Batman movie. I think it's Dark Knight would be my favorite superhero movie,

but I'd really, I'd need more time. I need more time with this question. Okay, it's a great answer. Will you tell us at the end of the show? Not that kind of time.

I'm going to take until, I'm going to take next summer to think about it. Oh, it's going to be so dead. I'm going to put it on the back burner until next June when I really think about it. Oh, it's going to be so dead. I'm going to put it on the back burner until next June when I really think about this question. There'll be eight more superhero movies

in that time. Yes, superhero movies. But I, you know, so do you have a favorite one, Dom? Favorite superhero movie? Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's so tough. I mean, I didn't ask you that

so that you would ask me. Yeah, exactly. I didn't, I didn't. Maybe Unbreakable. See, this is what happens. I get reminded that there are superhero movies that are subtle about it. Because M. Night. And they don't wear capes.

M. Night is a weird director because obviously Sixth Sense is an extraordinary movie and then he's made films that people don't like. I wasn't a big fan of, is it Lady in the Lake or The Woman in the Lake or whatever. The piece of crap in the lake. The water. Doesn't matter what's in the lake. It's dragging down the entire production. That movie.

Bill Murray needs to show up and eat that candy bar. But Unbreakable is fantastic. The whole idea of the fact that like he clearly has these superpowers but he's trying to hide them because he doesn't want to

get brought into the spotlight and then when he gets brought into the spotlight Samuel L. Jackson shows up and I just think that's a masterpiece of a movie and M. Night has these moments where he does brilliant things

and then does things that are not quite as brilliant we don't have to worry about the other stuff yeah yeah it's a weird thing so probably Unbreakable he's got some good ones

I love the original Watchmen as well the movie I loved Watchmen I know like a lot of people were not into that I mean the TV show

was fantastic but that movie I absolutely love the soundtrack to that movie incredible I really really liked it was it Prince? no That movie, I absolutely loved the soundtrack to that movie. Incredible. I really, really liked it. Was it Prince?

No, it wasn't. Carry on. All right, well, we've determined who you're playing for, so now we have to play. I've prepared some games for today, some of which we've played on the show before. This first one is called Live, Die, Repeat. It's one of my favorites.

I'm going to say the title of a motion picture in its entirety. The first person on stage who can repeat back bless you that's apologies but that sounded like a dog sneeze it did it did

did you guys bring your pug it was sweet it was a sweet sneeze do you have dog flu? Okay, sorry. All right. So I'm going to say the title and every time somebody guesses,

because you can jump in and guess as much as you want, but any time somebody guesses, I'm going to go back to the beginning of the title and we're just going to go until somebody gets it. Wait, wait, I don't understand. Yeah, you're slowly saying the title. I'll say it real slow. Let's try it. I'll give you an example. Jaws.

Jaws. John Wick. See, you did great. John Wick. Okay. But John Wick. Okay. But the title's gonna be longer than a word or two. Okay. That's the trick to it. Okay. Yeah. And I love, this is like just a,

it just shows us the relationship between Dominic and Billy. The way Dominic has his microphone right there. I'm ready. Ready to go. And Billy's like, I'm going to put it down here. As long as it's nearby, I think we'll be good. I've got a quick draw.

He's giving me a quick draw. All right, here we go. Harry. Harry Potter and the Philosopher we go. Harry. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Harry and the Hendersons. Hang on, Amy. He's right. Oh!

What? Dang. The Philosopher's Stone? Yeah, that's what it's called internationally. Us dumb Americans get Sorcerer's Stone because our stupid children wouldn't know a philosopher could be a magician. Too much thinking.

Too much thinking. Yeah, way too... They overthought it completely. And so we have a special title. We have our own title for that first Harry Potter movie. But I really didn't expect anybody to pull it out that quickly. I know you two are friends. Have you just worked it out that you just say a word?

No, we didn't know. Are you sure? Yeah, we didn't know. We were not... Because we used to do it at drama school. We did like a whole year where we had to be animals, right? Oh, yeah. And you had to, like...

She's been to drama school, too. Right, you're animals for a lot of it. And you would go out, and the teacher would say, well, what animal is he trying to be? And me and my friend, we just made a thing that I said, just say any animal, and I'll say, yeah.

So I go out, and he'd say a tortoise. And I'd go, see any animal and I'll say yeah so I go out and he'd say a tortoise and I go yeah yeah I am and it feels like that's what you two guys are doing no not at all but interestingly

based on movies given different titles Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone and what is it Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone yeah is that right

I was on a ferry, like a boat. Thank you, thank you. I'm not sure. Thank you. Not sure. You gave that a new title, didn't you? I'm not sure if American people know what a ferry is. Sorry about that.

It's what we call vaginas. Yeah. I know a girl specifically calls it Tinkerbell. So I was on a vagina from Germany to England

at one point and we watched what I now know is Adventures in Babysitting on the boat but on the boat it was called A Night on the Town. And I've never seen it called that anywhere else.

So just in between foreign waters, they called it A Night on the Town. What's that about? I guess, you know, there's only a few places that when they were probably translating it to lots of languages, that's sort of what they landed on, just sort of means the same thing

as Adventures in Babysitting. Yeah, so strange. Because the word babysitting probably doesn't translate in a lot of languages and that's sort of what they landed on just sort of means the same thing as adventures and babysitting. Yeah, so strange. Because the word babysitting probably doesn't translate in a lot of languages. True.

Adventures in au pairs. Right, right. That sounds like a sexy movie. I want to go on an au pair adventure. Because those, aren't au pairs

always really attractive isn't that part of it supposedly yeah because you're like oh Banette's like in trouble right but congratulations wow

congratulations Dom you won our first game and that means you get to go first in our next game not much of a prize sometimes doesn't even it's not even advantageous but you get to go first in our next game. Not much of a prize. Sometimes it's not even advantageous. But you get to go first

in this game that I'm so excited about because I come here to learn. Yeah, me too. And I learned something today about...

I re-learned it because I'm sure I pronounced your name right when you were on my weed show because I also probably did the research before that. Yeah, your name right when you were on my weed show. Because I also probably did the research before that. Yeah, you probably did.

This time I got cocky. You were probably more stoned on the previous show than you are now. Yeah. So this is going to blow your mind, though. Because the next game we're going to play, Bobby Moynihan was scheduled to be a guest today great guy I don't have anything bad to say about him sure, cancel, I don't care I'm not mad about it

I'm not mad about it at all his kid's got a soccer I assume it's his kid I hope he's not just I have to go watch kids play soccer none of which sprang from my loins so anyway he's got you know he's got parenting shit to do so so he couldn't make it today and I'll have him back real soon but I thought with Bobby Moynihan and

Dominic Monahan yeah weird yeah that it would be fun to play a game called Monaghan or Moynahan about the actresses named Michelle Monaghan and Bridget Moynahan. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. Are you familiar with these actresses?

Yes. Billy? No. I'm not good with names. No, no. Just so you guys know, Billy gets Al Pacino and Robert De Niro mixed up. So that's where we're at as a guest.

Yeah, yeah, it's true. Come on, Douglas, help me out. Well, De Niro's the one with the... No, not with that. Moynahan, Moynahan. De Niro's got a mole. And Pacino's plays scenes in drag more often. Right? All right.

So we're going to start with Dominic. Okay. I'm going to name a movie. Yeah. You tell me either Monaghan or Moynahan. Okay. It's either Michelle Monaghan or Bridget Moynahan. And she is also Monaghan?

Definitely? There is actually a really talented, attractive actress called Michelle Monaghan. It's a yes or no question. Yeah. Michelle Monaghan and Bridget Moy to introduce you to the audience tonight. Michelle Monaghan and Bridget Moynihan are both, they're both terrific actresses,

but I've always had a hard time keeping them apart because of their names. And they also, you know, they don't look alike, but similar enough. Yeah, brunette-ish, working at the same time. Brown hair. Yeah, yeah. So they both have a ton of credits. I'll just spit one out at you, Don.

Okay. You tell me which one it is. Okay. Which one? Please sneeze. Which one was in the aforementioned John Wick? Oh, man. I was hoping that you were going to say Mission Impossible

because I know the answer to that one. It's a 50-50 guess. That's the risk you play with trivia is they might not ask you what you're hoping they will ask. That's true. I'm going to go Moynihan. You're saying Moynihan. That is correct.

Whoa. Dom's on the board. Billy. Yes. Here's the next one. Go. It's a motion picture. Wait, don't say Mission Impossible because he's already got a clue there.

Yeah. The motion picture is called The Sum of All Fears. Moynihan. That's a good All Fears. Monaghan. That's a good movie. What? Monaghan. Moy? Still unclear.

Mon? Monaghan. Mon or Moy? Mon again. Mon or Moy? Mon, not Moy. Mon. I think he's saying she's mine.

Confusing. It's very confusing. she's mine Confusing She's mine Mine You know what You guys are like those birds In Finding Nemo You Mine

How about this Point to him If it's Monaghan And don't point to him if it's Monaghan and don't point to him if it's Moynahan. Okay, you ready? Which one? And this is an audio thing, is it? I'll repeat it.

I'll repeat it. It's just for me to know which one you mean. Ready? Yeah. Okay. That's incorrect. It's a Moyne. It's a Moyne. Sorry, it's a moin. It's a moin.

Sorry, it's a moin. It's a moin. And some of all fears. I remember that movie was frustrating because they never give out the final figure at the end. I like that movie. If you're going to arrive at a sum, why not share it with us?

Why are you keeping it a secret? Now I'm more afraid than when I went in. I want to know what the sum of all the fears is. All the fears. It's not just some fears. All fears. All right. That'd be a funny title,

the sum of some fears. With the score by Zamfear. All right. The next title, Aiden. Paul, I'm so sorry. Okay. You can do this. Wild or moin hand the classic coyote ugly oh that's right she was a coyote oh or she was ugly i forget which one that's a moin you're going moin i'm going moin moin is correct yes

now i know who that is. Yeah. Aiden is on the board. Yeah. You learned about who you're talking about as you went. That's impressive. Whoa. Amy.

Yes. Nicolas Cage. Starring in Lord of War. Who was in it with him? Good film. Monaghan or Moynahan? I'm going to go... God, I have no idea. I'm going to go Moynahan.

Moynahan is correct, Amy Miller. For the girls. You're doing it. Moyn, Moyn, Moyn. I think Dom. I feel like Dom's confident over there. I'm just extremely competitive and it's a real problem. No, it is genuinely something that I'm trying to make sense of.

Let's see how you do on this next one. I genuinely don't care. You guys really are like two sides of the same onion. Yeah. Billy and I have been lucky enough to be doing a few conventions this year. And at the end of some of these conventions, we do a little panel and have a little quiz

and all that kind of stuff. And Elijah Wood doesn't care. Sean Astin doesn't care. Billy doesn't care. I'm at the front of the line. Come on, give me the answer. I'm so competitive. It's a problem.

So if I don't win there's gonna be some shit going now do you recall if you won last time or do you do you hold that with you or do you forget

I don't think I actually don't think you mean when we played Dog Love Movies at Upright Citizens Brigade I don't think I did win I think I lost to oh you'll never forget

that person's face I bet I don't I can't remember his name, but he's in Children's Hospital, the guy... Oh, Rob Corddry? No.

Or Rob Hubel. Rob Hubel. Rob Hubel. I lost to Rob Hubel, I think. And... Hubel. Well, ever since his... Ever since his grandfather

invented the telescope, he's been... Uh-huh. Rob Hubel's been pretty cocky. All right, Dom, here we go. Okay, well, same again. Monaghan or Moynahan? Okay.

Wow, okay. The movie, oh yeah. No, it goes for a while. Yeah. They've worked a lot. Yeah, that's right. I, robot. Moyn or mon? Moyn or Yeah, that's right. I, robot. Moin or mon?

Moin or mon, mon? Mon. You're going mon? So unlike you. Because you're wrong. It's moin. Oh, shit. This is safe.

What's going to happen? You just told us how much you hate losing, and now we're watching it happen. It's all the sound guy laughing at you. Fuck sound guy. I'll turn my mic down. He's a sound guy and a reasonable guy.

Billy, you ready? Yeah. Serendipity. Serendipity. Yes, the motion picture Serendipity. It had a Moyne or a Mon in it. Which one do you think it was? He's hoping for a clue.

No, I'm not. I'm doing it. I'm answering. Oh, not pointing. Not pointing. That is correct. Thank you. No.

Aidan. Aiden? I'm sure this is a favorite film of yours. Battle Los Angeles. Whoa, what is that? It's the movie where people got sick of living here and decided to fight it. They're on the 405. Oh, boy. Okay, well, can you give any clues, like what year it came out?

Oh, I got, this is a good one. It takes place in Los Angeles. God damn it. And, yeah, that's about, I mean, both of these actors have sort of worked during the same period, so I don't know how much the year would help. Right, right, right. Okay, okay.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna stick with Moin. Sticking with Moin? Was it a mistake? Is the way to go. Yes! You have two points.

You are in the lead. I'm in the lead? Everybody's got... I mean, Dom will tell you, winning feels so much better than losing. Really does. He knows it from first-hand experience. Amy, is it Moin or Mon in Mr. and Mrs. Smith? I'm going to also stick with moin.

Mon. I'm sorry. How did you know? Be quiet, mon. I'm sorry. Yeah, he just knows mon when he, you know, he just, he feels it. Instinctually, he knows a fellow Mon. But yeah, it is Mon again.

Get him. But that means that Aiden won that game. Congratulations. Good job. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was an impressive win. And I'll Thank you. Thank you. That was an impressive win.

And I'll tell you what you won right after the break. We'll be right back. All right, we're back. Just paying our respects to the Queen Mum. Just paying our respects to the Queen Mum. I'm not saying I would wait in line for a... I'm not saying I would wait in line to see her in the most pristine state ever. And he wants to play the games.

That's what's crazy. I think this is interesting, though. You're waiting in line to see a wooden box. You could wait in line to see any wooden box. Like, how do you know the queen's in there? It could be any person. I'd wait in line to see a wooden fanny. Right.

It's like, I understand the gesture of like... Look, of course, from the age of 25 to 75... No, 95. 95. She was a servant to Great Britain. That's an incredible thing to do and a phenomenal way to live your life. The line just keeps moving,

so I got to the front of the line, and I noticed my shoelace was untied, and by the time I looked down at it, I missed the whole thing. Right, but you're not, when you get to... Somebody felt sad for me. I just made that up.

I'm not in England right now. You wish you were. You're not kidding. Like a theme park, you're standing in line for two hours and then you go on the ride. Yeah. When you're standing in line in that situation...

You don't get to, like, climb on or something? You don't get to see anything. You see a wooden box. It could be anything. But it's not a fully open casket. I heard you only get to see her biff. And it's still wet somehow. If it was

what? you're mad at me and not Dominic what did I do? I just don't understand like listen if you revere the queen and all that kind of stuff and you think that the royal family is an amazing thing and all those kind of things

that's great I get it of course she's been an amazing thing and all those kind of things, that's great. I get it. Of course, she's been an amazing servant to the country. But you're standing in line for almost two days at one point. 22 hours. Billy, do you talk on the podcast at all? Or are you pointing the whole time? I enjoy it. He's just silently judging me.

It's brilliant It's one of my favourite hours of the week I just go in and listen to Dom But is that not I mean even if it were I revere I revere David Bowie

I mean Paul McCartney's gonna die at one point Yeah he is David Attenborough or Doug Benson. I mean, like... No! I've lost the audience. No, you're all right, Dom.

Keep going. Mention you stand in line for 20 hours to see a box. Mention that. No, but that's... It is a weird thing. Like, let's say... Let's say Doug had died and Doug said, my

final wishes were that I could be laid in state in my coffin, not an open coffin, a closed coffin, and have everyone come to see me. If there were 22 hours worth of people that came to see him

and you went to the back of the line and you went, why are you here? And he went, I came here to pay my respects to Doug Benson. You do realize you're going to stay here for an entire day, not sleep, and you're not going to see Doug. You're only going to see a wooden box. It's a puff of smoke. not going to see dog, you're only going to see a wooden box that supposedly he lays in.

Would that not be slightly weird? I think the line will be even longer for Doug. Dominic? It's not about... No, wait, wait. Tell us that again. You're going to wait in line. So dog's dead. Dog's dead.

He's going to be in a hot box. Are you for or against waiting in line to look at a box? Let's talk about your name again. I'd actually be more into looking at a box of an open casket of Paul McCartney. And you go, oh, there's his naked face. All of his skin's been sucked back into his cranium. And you can kind of see the guy that sang Love Me Do, but not really.

But he's wearing a suit that maybe he sang in when he, you know, was singing Love Me Do. And you're like, okay, I kind of get it. But a completely closed box. It makes no sense at all. So think about it. I'm sorry,

Kim. You've been disqualified. You only had ten seconds to hear the question and the answer and you didn't let me say it, so you're out. So Doug fell out of a... He went skydiving, right? Doug went skydiving. It's a really long

game we have to play. Oh, really? I'm sorry. But you went skydiving. I'm going to push you over. On the way down, there was like a propeller plane that like filleted you into tiny little pieces. I didn't know I was going to kick a hobbit's ass today, but here we are.

And then when you fell into the ground, it was farmland and a combine harvester like filleted you up into tiny little pieces. And then they went, oh, the dog's dead. And they put little pieces of you that they thought was you

into a coffin and went, hey, does anyone want to come see him because he's laying in state? Would anyone like sit there for 22 hours and then think about that in terms of Queen Elizabeth II? Thank you. I rest my case. I don't think anyone was arguing with you. There was no judge.

We were all on the same page, I think. I'm sorry. I got excited. You'll hear from some people that wanted to wait in line for that very special moment. Wow. Yeah.

I didn't know I'd be even more disappointed and lost this many years after that finale. All right. We got one game to play. It's a big one. And I'll try to speed everybody along. My bad.

My bad. No more stories. I got excited. I got excited. The game is called Super Last Person Standing. This is a game we've been playing for a while on the show. It's normally called Last Person Standing, but this is

Super Last Person Standing because I came up with a new rule which I think we applied a couple of shows ago normally the game is we just get the name of an actor or actress we all take turns saying movies that person was in if you can't think of one that's it you're out but you get to ask for help from the person whose name tag you chose one time during the game. Yeah. And the difference in super last person standing is that each of you gets to name an actor or actress, actor or actress and then all of us will name movies that star not all together at the same time because obviously it'll just be random people but we take turn

saying movies that any of those four people are in and then when when you can't think of one you're out so Amy the women pick actors and the men pick actresses. Just to keep it so we get some options. If only I could think of an actor I love. But one whose

credits you think you know well enough to do well. Yeah, I'm going to go Danny DeVito. My double D's. I love it. I wish all of my guests would just write down the name of the person so all I got to do is look at

their boobs and I know what's going on. It's a great, great way to check in. We should put helpful information here for men. Yeah, seriously. Vote no on 27 or something. Check in. We should put helpful information here for men. Yeah. Yeah, seriously. Vote no on 27 or something, you know?

Refill the ice trays once in a while. Use the space feather. Was that universal? Okay. Oh, yeah, they don't refill the ice trays. I don't know why. Okay, so all four of you, and I like to play along in this game, we'll be naming movies that have Danny DeVito in them,

but then now Aiden gets to pick another actor in addition to Danny DeVito. Who do you like? Danny DeVito's good. Yeah. He's all good. I mean, I'm going to be basic. I'm going to say Tom Hanks.

I love it. Yeah. Yeah, that's always a great choice. Safe, yeah, for all of us. Set'm going to say Tom Hanks. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, that's always a great choice. Safe, yeah, for all of us. Set yourself up for success. You're already in the lead. I love it. All right, Billy, you pick an actress

whose credits you think you're familiar with. You can name a few. Thank you. Thank you, Tom. You can name a few. Thank you. Thank you, Tom. At this point, I think I would like to go with Judi Dench.

I love it. Thank you. Official title? Dame Judi Dench. Sorry. Exactly. Exactly. Apologies, Dame.

That was a disgrace. Sorry. Now, if I had to, I was a disgrace, sorry. Now, if I had to line up to see Judi Dench in a box for 22 hours. Do it. No,

carry on. I would definitely line up, I would queue up to see Judi Dench in a box. 22 hours. No. 22 hours. No. 22 hours.

All right. Oh, I wrote it down in the wrong spot. Dame Judi D. Get that, Judi D. What do you think, Dom? An actress. Yeah. Tilda Swinton.

Ooh. See, people have picked that name in the past thinking they're being clever. My favorite actress. And then they realize, oh shit, she's a tough one. But I think you got this. And like I said, you don't have to name movies that the person you named is in.

You can steal titles from the other people. And you can also ask for a reminder. We've got Danny DeVito, Tom Hanks, Dame Judy Dee, and Sweet Tilda Swinton. She's a real nice lady. Have you met her, Dom? No stories. I have not met her, but I...

Yes or no? I have not met her, but... Yes or no? I have not met her, but I have a massive crush on her. I think she's like... I just think she's incredible. I'm a big fan. Have you seen 3,000 Years of Longing? Is she in that?

Yes. Thank you. Thanks very much Doug it's true anybody could say that but unfortunately Amy wait who oh Aiden won that last game right yes yes so

you get to go first and then we'll go to Billy then to Dom then to me first, and then we'll go to Billy, then to Dom, then to me, then to Amy, and we'll just go around. Just any old movie. Name it Hanks movies,

DeVito movies. All right, all right. This is harder than it's appearing at this point. Because none of us have any kind of, nobody's referencing anything. It's all using our brains to come up with all these names. What do you want to start us off with, Aiden?

I'm going to start with twins. How dare you? Right, starting Tilda Swinton and Dame Judi Dench. Did you say Tom Hines? I do, interestingly, think... Looking at this, I do not think there's any crossover. I could be wrong. We'll find out later, maybe.

But I don't think any of them work together, I don't think. Off the top of my head. Anyway, but it might have happened. We'll maybe figure it out later. Billy? Forrest Gump. Billy Forrest Gump cutest person I've ever seen

in my life I could cry Dom Road to Perdition oh Road to Perdition very good thank you I'm going to go ahead and say 3000 years of longing Road to Perdition. Oh, Road to Perdition. Yes, yes, yes. Very good. Thank you. Very good, very good.

I'm going to go ahead and say 3,000 Years of Longer. That's what I was going to say. Come on, Doug. Your turn, Amy. Okay, I'm going to say Big. Lovely. Take that. Very good. I can handle it.

Train wreck. Isn't it train wreck? No Wait Hang on Hang on Withdraw your title You don't get anything Oh shit

It's Cate Blanchett isn't it No no you were on the right track so to speak but but you might want to move off on something else there's tons of tom hanks movies that we oh i get a pass i get a pass okay cool i'm just saying don't i i feel like you're heading down train wreck is an amy schumer movie hang Hang on, hang on. I know what you're doing. What's happening? What is going on?

Do you want to stick with Trainwreck? Hey, please. I got to repeat this, I guess. Do not yell out any answers at all, even if I'm getting something wrong, because I figured out that Tilda Swinton is indeed in Trainwreck, and we could have worked it all out ourselves.

So don't do that again, please. What happened? You want to stick with train wreck? Now that everyone's told you Tilda Swinton's definitely in it? I'm going to... You were right. I thought you meant something else

which we might find out about later. Yes, I know what you think yes but okay alas it's I'm sticking with train wreck good call Billy saving private Ryan yes

correct Dominic Philadelphia of course Yes. Correct. Dominic. Philadelphia, of course. Most cities you name, Tom Hanks has been in a movie. Yes. Named after it. I'm going to go with Joe versus the Volcano.

Nice. So good. Amy? Belfast. Nice. So good. Amy? Belfast. Oh, Dench. We got Denched. That's a good one. Aiden? Captain Phillips.

Oh, okay. Billy's touching his nose. Always a sign that he's about to answer. Cast away. Why aren't you guys listing from the actresses you chose? What? Because they're stealing the Tom Hanks one.

I've never seen a Judy Dane movie. How dare you? But I met her once and she was an absolute darling. She needs a shout out. Tom? What do you got, Dom? There's about a thousand movies to choose between.

I'm thinking. I'm trying to get rid of the obvious ones, but it's not easy. You know what to say. Toy Story. Oh, nice. Toy Story. Oh, nice. Toy Story 2. Oh, come on.

Oh, no. Come on, indeed. Toy Story 3. Good, good. I mean... Mm-hmm. Toy Story 4. Yeah!

Sorry, Billy. Oh, you're fucked. Would it be wrong to be struggling at this point? No. No, it is weird how it just kind of your mind goes. Because I know that there's a, we were talking about a superhero earlier, but I'm not sure of the names of those movies.

Oh, sure, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't want to say the wrong name. Don't say the wrong one there. Doug, could you remind him of the actors

that he is supposed to be thinking of? Danny DeVito. Thank you. Tom Hanks. Tilda Swinton. Lovely. Hanks.

And... Ditch. Got one. Got one, sir. Okay. Snow Piercer. That is correct. Thank you.

That's what I thought you meant when you said train wreck. My mind went to no, she's in Snowpiercer but she is also in train wreck. It was a train wreck.

It really was. It was a it was a snow pierced train wreck. Dominant. Wait, we're back to Dom already? Yeah. Oh yeah, snow-pierced train wreck. Wait, we're back to Dom already? Yeah. Oh, yeah, all those toy stories went fast.

I'm trying to think of... So strategic over there. Yeah, yeah. Try to be strategic. I feel as if I'm waiting in line to see The Queen's Box. Is it 22 hours? Yeah, exactly. Say a Tilda Swinton movie, Dom.

What the fuck? Pinocchio. The new Tom Hanks Pinocchio? Do you know any of his films that are in pre-pro? Oh, Geppetto. Geppetto. Man with one Red Shoe. Nice.

What is that? It's a great choice. Renaissance Man. What is that? It's a Danny DeVito film. Because I know the actor I chose. Unlike the rest of you freaks. It's very good What do you got Aiden?

Okay I'm gonna go Oh god I hope this is the name of it The money pit? Yeah Oh that was one of mine So funny Yeah Snowfall?

What? Snowfall? Snowfall? It's a TV show on FX about cocaine Right, it's not that then I know what he meant Do you? Yeah There's the

James Bond What's that? Snow something? Oh, think of the song. Snowball? Snowball. Oh, yeah. Oh.

No, but I'm helping you. Skyfall. Skyfall. Thank you. A very small hint. Very small hint from Amy. Thank you.

Snowball. Snowball. They should have called that movie Snowball would have made more sense. So would the theme would have made more sense. You know, because you'd be singing about when you snowball. Because you just keep snowballing.

But when you skyfall, you're going to hit the ground. Dominic. This is getting kind of real now. Yeah. Turner and Hooch. Ah, yeah. All good, yeah? Yeah. Say. Yeah. Turner and Hooch. Ah, yeah. Oh, good, yeah. Say it again.

Turner and Hooch. This is Hooch. It's funny to me. Okay. Volunteers. Oh, nice. That's where Tom Hanks met his wife. Matilda.

That's not her name. We need to talk about Kevin. Yes. Very nice. Great movie. Good pull. This could get me destroyed in this room if he's not in this movie.

Was he in Sleepless in Seattle? Yeah! Was he? He was the one who couldn't sleep. Yeah. But you know, like, all those movies kind of become one movie.

Yeah. No. And to me, Harry's met Sally. Don't say movie titles. Oh, sorry. Harry's met Harry. Harry's got Sally. That's how they say it in the UK.

That's what it was called in Scotland. Yeah. When Harry got Sally. Kind of a spoiler. They don't get together until the end. Or I guess they get together and break up and get back together. Anyway. Dominic.

Philomena. Very nice. Philomena, yes. Great movie if Philomena. Very nice. Philomena, yes, yes, yes, yes. Great movie if you've not seen it. Written by Steve Coogan, for my money, the greatest comedian that has come out of England since Peter Sellers. Steve Coogan.

If you don't know anything about Steve Coogan, go check him out. Steve Coogan is a master comedian. He's great. Let's take a moment. Let's have a quantum of solace. Lovely. Very good.

Polar Express. Elvis. Yeah. It's called Elvis, right? Bad Hanks. Thanks. I love that movie. Yeah, wow.

Billy. It comes around fast, I know. I'm between two here, Doug. Okay. One I think is right. But I don't know which one. Say that one. Yeah, go for that. What kind of thrill seeker are you?

Oh, shit. A brick. She may be in both, but... Hold. What is Judi Dench in? Elizabeth. Elizabeth. I mean...

Elizabeth. Yeah? Sure. Thank you. You were scared there, right? Yeah. Who's in it? Dench.

Judy Dench. Okay. Tom Hanks. David, Judy Dench. Who incidentally knows what time it is any time of the day when you ask her. What time is it? It's 12 minutes to four.

Really? Not always. Only when it's 12 minutes to four. To the minute. Is that your experience with her? Yeah. That's wild. Is that your experience with her? That's wild. I really need a pee.

Go, go, go. I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying being tight. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm loving it. Go, Dom! What would you do in that line? 22 hours needing a pee. I was going to pantomime while you go

piss. Carry on. I was going to do a cartwheel and then the splits. No, we were just going to keep going without you. And then you jump back in. But if you want to stay, that's an option too. Dom? I kind of want you to go for a piss.

No. Because then on the way back you to go for a piss. No. Well, because then on the way back, you could get me a beer. No. I'm annoyed. Go. I need to think of another Tom Hanks movie. Mrs. Brown.

Well done. Judi Dench. Yeah. I heard she's got a lovely daughter. Yeah, Billy went with it. Mrs. Brown. That's how Billy knows Judi Dench. Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter. Yeah, Billy worked with her. Mrs. Brown. That's how Billy knows Judy Gage. Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.

Do, do, do, do. Right? Lovely rendition. Sorry to do the accent. I feel bad for Billy Aiden today because it's your first time on the show and you're just up here playing with a bunch of

ruthless people well I hope we're making a big splash oh shit oh man that's good oh no

okay okay okay Tom Hanks Judy Titch Good. Oh, no. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Tom Hanks. Judy Titch. Tilda Swinton. Okay. No. It's not her.

Oh. Do you want to go to your lifeline? Paul. Oh, interesting. Paul. Help me. Paul, what do you got? Paul, do you have anything? That thing you do.

That thing you do. Tom Hanks. Thank you, Paul. Very nice? That thing you do. That thing you do, Tom Hanks. Thank you, Paul. Very nice. Billy. Master and Commander. Oh, he's going to his lifeline. Please.

Casino Royale. Hannah Commander says Casino Royale. Lovely. I'll take that one. Thank you, Doug. Thank you very much. Dominic. He already coughed on it, so it's good that he's

now licking it are you sure you don't want to go for a piss no I'm good thanks I'm loving the beer no I'm alright the beach I'm loving the beer. No, I'm alright. The beach. Oh.

Till this week. Okay. I'd love a beer. Would you? Yeah. What if you pretend to go for a piss and just go get us a couple of beers? Okay. Does anybody want anything?

Am I allowed to do that, Doug. I can't believe that worked. It's my first time. I don't know. But you'll have to try to listen up while you're back there because we're going to keep going. Yeah, I know that. You want to...

If you leave right now, you'll miss me saying Shakespeare in love. Oh, no. That was my next one. Oh, shit. Two. Oh, shit. Amy. Do you want just a little bit? There's beer. Beer delivery. Oh no that was my next one Oh shit Amy Do you want just a little bit

There's beer, beer delivery Suck it then I'm going for a pee anyway He's going to go piss anyway That's nice Wait Doug Can you just remind us of the actors Tom Hanks

Danny DeVito Dame Judi Dench, Tilda. I just blacked out. What's that? I blacked out. Oh, really? Yeah. No, no, I can do it.

Is it Dom's turn? I know we have limited time. Yeah, it is Dom's turn. No, it's your turn. No, no. I can do it. Is it Dom's turn? I know we have limited time. Yeah, it is Dom's turn. No, it's your turn. You're right. It's Amy's turn. Okay. Oh, no.

I can't be the first to go out with this crew. Oh, I have a lifeline. Okay, then. Yeah, go to your lifeline. I'll use my lifeline. Yeah. Lou? Lou.

What's up? Lou. Throw Mama from the Train. Throw Mama from the Train. Throw Mama from the Train. Danny DeVito classic. Save it for you. Yeah. Thank you, Lou.

Very nice. I blew it. I forgot you, Lou. Oh, no. We had something going on here. Okay, okay, okay, wait yeah batman who batman uh-huh for three what's the one with danny devita returns yes yes happy batman day happy batman day DeVito returns. Yes. Yes. Happy Batman Day. Happy Batman Day.

Uh-oh. What do we do now? Danny DeVito saw the new Batman. There, he's back. How was it? He didn't bring him a beer. Danny DeVito saw the new Batman and he announced that he's a better penguin

than Colin Farrell. And I'm like, go Danny. That's awesome. Okay, Billy, here's what you missed. We named about 40 movies while you were gone. No, all we did was, what did you say, Amy? I said what Lou said. Oh, yeah, what did Lou say?

Throw Mama from the train in classic. And then Aiden said... Batman Returns. Oh yeah, what did Lou say? Throw Mama. I said throw Mama from the train across it. And then Aiden said Batman Returns. Batman Returns. Oh jeez. Oh no. Oh, that's the one

I just Googled as well. I didn't really, my phone's there. See. Oh, I was going to say one of the Batmans. Oh,

we've done all the things, we've done all the James Bonds, have we? No. No, there's a few more. A couple. She was M in like seven of them, I think. Was she? I think.

Oh, God. Skyfall, Quantum of Solace, Casino Royale. Have we done all of them? Said that one, yeah. The darkness of... The darkness of... The inescapable... Oh, God. I'm going to be out here, aren't I?

I think so. Yeah, hold on. Count me down from ten. Okay. Three, two... Wait a minute. Was Tilda Swinton in Slab Boys? Who?

Tilda Swinton. Slab Boys? The Slab Boys. I'm gonna say yes. Dom. Done. Three seconds. Three seconds? Yeah, we're out of time.

We can either stop playing entirely or play quicker. I wonder, we're out of time. We can either stop playing entirely or play quicker. I wonder how we ran out of time. Wait. Remind me of the actors. It's Tom Hanks, Danny DeVito. Skip. Judi Dench, Tilda Swinton. You got this.

I'm going to ask for my help. Oh, okay. Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange for my help. Oh, okay. Doctor Strange. Doctor Strange, of course. Thank you so much. Well done. Who was in Doctor Strange? Tilda.

Tilda, of course. Tilda. Oh, yes, yes. The one you picked. Exactly. She was also in a motion picture called Michael Clayton Castaway

no Castaway already happened when a long time ago fuck I thought I had it you just been

sitting on that one like you were golden I've really checked out emotionally on this game I guess I'm out because I I don't want to take up any more time. Thank you so much. Stay tuned for my tour dates. It's coming.

It's going to be amazing. Aiden, do you have another one? Wait. Did someone already say Revolutionary Road? No, because it was Road to Perdition. Road to Perdition, exactly, yeah. Wait, is he in both? Which one?

Hanks is in Road to Perdition. Both, either? Revolutionary Road, isn't that DiCaprio and Winslet or something? Oh, shit. It's not a one. No, good, good. Oh, it was Road to Perdition. I'm out.

I'm out. I think I'm out. It's too painful? No, good, good. Oh, it was road to perdition. I'm out. I'm out. I think I'm always too painful. Billy's out? Yeah. Okay. Come on, Dom. One Flew Over the Cooker's Nest.

Danny DeVito. That's pretty good. Yeah. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I was fucking holding on to that. Like when you have diarrhea and you're like, ah, it's coming. And I was like,

I'm going to hold on to one floor of this. And it just happened at the right time. Imagine that. It's your turn again, Dom. It's your turn again. Well, I just did one floor.

It's just you two left. It's just you and me. Oh. Wait, you didn't go. You didn't go. I did go. What, who? What's the worst that could happen? Oh, I thought that was something that you said me. Oh. Wait, you didn't go. You didn't go. I did go. What, who? What's the worst that could happen?

Oh, I thought that was something that you said after. Yeah. You were asking. It is something I said. Remind me one more time of the actors. You totally said it. There's Tom Hanks from Bachelor Party. Danny DeVito from Tin Party. Danny DeVito

from Tin Men. Danny. And Tilda Swinton from Stuff. Stuff.

Yeah. And who was the other one? Dench. Dench. You can just name another James Bond movie. No.

She's not in all of them. But she started at Pierce Brosnan, didn't she? Quantum of Solace? I said that one. Golden Eye, Tomorrow Never Dies. Wait, she's not in Golden Eye. You're out. Huh?

She's not in Golden Eye. I'm just explaining it to you. Oh, but she's not in Golden Eye, so you're out. Quit pumping. You won the game. I'm not even eligible to win. Nice job, Kim. Sorry, sorry. I'm the game. I'm not even eligible to win. Nice job, Kim. Sorry, sorry.

I'm super competitive. But check this out. What did we miss? Green Mile. Oh, My Cousin Vinny. We got Philadelphia. Who's in My Cousin Vinny? My Cousin Vinny.

Somebody said My Cousin Vinny. It's Joe Pesci, you dumb dumb. He gets his little after. The Terminal. Yeah. Cloud Atlas but anyway congratulations Dominic Monaghan

not gonna lie I thought Tilda Swinton was in Lord of the Rings and they just weren't saying it it was driving me crazy but I guess she's not no Kate Blanchett really has confused everybody today alright who was your No, Cate Blanchett really has confused everybody today. All right. Who was your, where's your name tag, Dom? Who you play for?

Yeah, my lovely lady in the front row here. You win. So happy for you. You are a winner. Return of the king. And Dom, you get to go first. Promote yourself. What do you got to plug?

Oh, hey, Dom Monahan on Instagram and follow Billy and I on the French Bunion and we also have a podcast called Moriarty, The Devil's Game. I guess that's about it. Thanks for coming.

It's so nice of you to come. Yay, I'm so glad you won. Yay. Yeah, she waited 22 hours to get that box, Dom. Because of you. Billy Boyd, great first time guest. Well, it was

lovely, Douglas. It really was. I couldn't have asked for more. Super fun. Love to have you back sometime. Just don't tell Dom you're coming. Aiden Meir, am I saying that right? Yes, you said it right.

All right, good. Because I've only read it on the screen, like I said. I love that about you. It's an awesome show on Showtime. You can probably stream I Love That About You is an awesome show on Showtime. You can probably stream all of it if you can get your hands on Showtime.

Yes. The whole first season. I love that for you. I love that for you. What'd I say? I love that about you. I love that about you, man. No, I Love That For You is on Showtime.

Confess Fletch. Is in theaters right now. Theaters now. But also on digital things. Yeah. Fletch is in theaters right now. But also on digital things. Yeah. And you play a very different character from your character on the show. Yeah. Congratulations on that. Thank you.

And thank you for also being another great first time guest. Come back and don't tell Dom. Sorry Dom. Because I think you're all going to be lifelong friends now, right, Amy? I love it. I'm going to get double teamed by these hobbits. Do you call it an Eiffel Tower in the UK?

Okay. I have a new album out. It's called California King. You can buy it or stream it. I have a new album out. It's called California King. You can buy it or stream it. I have a new special out. It's called Ham Mouth. You can watch it on YouTube. It's a Comedy Central special.

And then, oh, I'll be in Portland next Sunday, September 25th. So if you live there, come see me. There's truly only like 10 tickets left. I'm not lying about that. So if you just get them. And then I'll be many other places soon thanks thank you Amy

you guys are the best thank you I got a couple of things to plug here I think like I mentioned earlier we'll be back here in about a month doing our monthly Douglas movies at Dynasty Typewriter.

The next one is on October 22nd. We'll talk a lot about scary movies on that one, I'm sure. I'm doing stand-up at the American Comedy Company in San Diego on Saturday, October 1st at 4.20. A couple weeks from now. 4.20, huh?

Yeah, all my shows are at 4. a couple weeks from now. 420, huh? Yeah, all my shows are at 420 in the afternoon because I like to be done with work by 6. I went a little over today, though. I'm going to get some overtime. That was me. No, we know.

But we all... We all had a wonderful time. Thank you once again to Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Aidan Meire, and Amy Miller. As always, I'm not a bit surprised.