Doug Loves Movies - Bobby Lee, Samm Levine, and Geoff Tate Guest

Episode Date: November 9, 2014

Live from Zanies in Nashville, Doug welcome Bobby Lee, Samm Levine, and Geoff Tate to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squinting babies, sticky seats with 50-eyes and popcorn kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! No premature name tag holding up. Hey, everybody. My name's Doug.

Wait. Wow, this crowd is really fucking up its cues. This is going to be a crazy ass show. Let me try again. Hey everybody, my name is Doug. I love movies. I thought that would be particularly good because we are in the live music capital of the world.

Or no, music capital. Right? Yeah, Austin says live music, but shit, this place, everywhere you turn, there's a guy with a guitar on a little stage. Or a nice lady. That's right, we're coming to you once again from Zany's Comedy Club in

Nashville, Tennessee! I love this club. Zany's is a great club. Nashville's a great place. And I like to say about this club, you know, come for the amazing comedians, and then of course, stay for the weird drawings of and then, of course, stay for the weird drawings of a drunken putty man

getting into a horrible car accident. Apologies to the section of the crowd that can't see the art on the wall that I'm just talking about. But just imagine it. It's weird. It's Saturday, November 8th, 2014.

Wolf of Wall Street fight. Terminator 2. Judgment Day of the Dead. Men walking tall. The President's Men in Black. Fisher King. Ralph the Dog. Day Afternoon.

Delight. Sleep Perfect. Murder by Death Wish. Three Amigos. World's End of Watch. Men Don't Leaving Las Vegas. Food Lodging. Go All the way.

Oh, jingle all the way. I'm going to do I'm going to do a Benson movie interruption of it at the Ritz Theater in downtown Austin on December Monday, December 15th I want to say.

Let me skip to the end of this. A fistful away of the gun crazy heartbreak kids. Kids. You know that movie Kids? Yeah. I've never been able to do that just out of S. That was fun.

And of course it's 420-ish. Show me your name tags Hashville. I knew there would be some good ones. Devin Decker's day off is blocking a lot of people. And how far did you come from, Devin, to get here today? Rhode Island.

So you drove 16 hours? Why Nashville? I'll play closer to Rhode Island at some point. It was your day off! What the fuck? All right, Devin. Well, thanks for doing that. Thanks for tweeting me about it, because I spent that entire 16 hours

worrying about you. And I'm glad you made it. So many good ones. This is crazy. Doug and Sarah loves, loves movies. That's good. That's a nice, pretty sign. The Top Gun is crazy with my giant face

and then you're the girl? You're the Kelly McGillis? I think I need a copy of that one. That is really... Can I show everybody? Yeah! I put my head through the hole. I'm both characters. It's like that Adam Sandler movie.

Well, there's lots of great name tags, and a lot of them are right here up front, so the guests are really going to be intimidated by all of your hard work, and good job. Good job, Nashville. Are there any name tags up in the balk? There are?

Well, sorry about that. We'll see. You know how it is. Sometimes we have an ambitious guest who will run up into the balcony type area in a club and pick out something nice so you do have a chance but uh you know it's kind of like a lottery where a year ticket is really mutilated so we'll see we'll see being such a dick to the people in the balcony So, we'll see.

Being such a dick to the people in the balcony. But usually the people in the balcony, they're seated last, so a lot of them don't have a name tag. Because, you know, they also got here last. If someone goes to the trouble of taping a couple of sticks to a helmet and then putting a little full metal jacket on there, then they're going to fucking get here early enough to be sitting right in front of me.

You smoke weed, man? Nope. See, that's the other thing. I always get a lot of straight edge movie lovers in the front now it's time for tweet relief

tweets about movies at Mr. Crummins on Twitter tweeted I'm binge watching the Purge movies this has been tweet relief, not for a metaphobes edition.

From the corrections department, Gordon Jump molested Dudley, not Arnold, on different strokes. Also, Gordon Jump was an actor, not a child molester Tim B. Tampa and San Diego I've got shows

coming up this month go to douglosmovies.com and sign up sign up yeah sign up for tickets that's how you do it

there were some issues today. Did anybody actually succeed in getting a ticket today? You did? Okay, good. Because the website would throw you to Thursday night's show and you'd be like, oh shit, my DeLorean's in the shop right now. Wish I could go to

that Thursday show. Great Scott! Oh, that's a fun thing for the gift bag. The prize bag, I should say. I don't know. Are they prizes or gifts? Is it gifs or gifts? I

got some hot tamales that I saw in a bowl somewhere. Where was I? I was in a bookstore. I got some raw almonds from a hotel lobby. I got a Pandora wristband. They do not support this show financially, so I don't know why I just said

their name. But you do get a wristband from them, and that's what they're really known for, is their fucking sweet-ass wristbands. Oh, some more raw almonds. I should have kept some of those for snacking in the room. We've got a Gateway Doug

2 Forced Fun. We've got my friend Andy Windack, Wind Attack, on Twitter, a chef that's on dining with Doug and Karen quite frequently. He makes socks. And he made me a couple of pairs of these really trippy, kind of Grateful Dead looking socks.

So I've kept a pair. You know, I don't really need more than one pair. Just wash them and ready to go again. So I'm giving a pair away. And then also somebody gave me a shirt that says, have a smoking day. And it's got like a duck and an inner tube smoking weed.

I mean, why would a duck's just our inner tubes, aren't they? Can't they just sit there and... Not sink? Whenever I go onto my iTunes on my computer, the thing comes up asking me whether or not I want to sync up something, and one of the options is don't sync, and whenever I click on it, I sing that

Gwen Stefani song. I should tell Weird Al about that. Alright, and then also of course the Doug Loves Movies t-shirt, and I'll tell you what the guests brought as soon as they come out here. We've got three terrific guests. One's brand new to the show,

so let's all be gentle to him. Please give a big, warm welcome to Jeff Tate, Bobby Lee, and Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a. Lil Wolverine! Wolverine! Oh, shit. We got some Team Sams in the house. Thank you, shit. We got some Team Sams in the house.

Thank you, Nashville. Team Graham. Oh, no. No, he's not here. There's a gentleman that's Team Graham, or a very weird lady. I didn't look. Well, first of all,

we got to introduce our friend that's on the show for the first time I just appeared recently with him On At Midnight, we had a great time Bobby Lee is here, everybody Aw, thank you so much That's really nice, thank you so much Holy shit If this had been the studio audience

At Midnight You or I would have won instead of Ari Shafir. I call him the Jew. The Jew. He is... I guess I can be okay with that. He is and Jew. He is a Jew, yes.

Yes. Yes, that is true about him. For some reason, it doesn't seem disparaging because he says it all the time. Yeah. You know what I mean? But he also beat the shit out of me.

You know that, right? Three times in a row. Well, he did punch your balls that night on the show. Yeah, that know what I mean? But he also beat the shit out of me. You know that, right? Three times in a row. Well, he did punch your balls that night on the show. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The Jew. I don't know why. Have you ever done that to him?

No. I'm small. But why do you put up with that horrible abuse? Well, he did it. He sneak attacked. It was like Pearl Harbor. Like it was like a reverse Pearl Harbor.

Yeah, like a reverse Pearl Harbor, yes. One time I was just standing there, and all of a sudden I'm on the ground, and he's kicking me in the face. Attacked me from behind. I don't know what's going on there. That's a weird relationship you guys have. But we're not here to talk about that

I'm not Dr. Phil Bobby is headlining here Two more shows this evening Another tomorrow too as well? No, I go home No shows on Sunday because you're a religious man So as I mentioned earlier You're not particularly familiar with doug lowe's movies i mean you know me and we're friends yeah but uh so you're going to be put through the paces today

and sometimes it might be kind of confusing uh you know we're gonna be out here for 90 minutes and uh if you need to go to the bathroom, just raise your hand. Thank you, Doug. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you for being here. Thank you. And did I tell you to bring something for the prize bag, or did I completely forget to say that to you? Bobby. What did you see, Doug? Wow, the first

thing I asked him about, he's already lost. We have a prize bag that everybody put something into. I forgot to ask you to bring something for it. Yeah, I can put cash. Oh, that sounds good. Yeah, I'll put cash. Yeah, what's it, like a 20? Here, let me give you a Sharpie.

You'll sign it. How about 40? 40! 40! Oh, wow. Write Bobby in one and me on the other and give it to a nice couple, and if they ever get separated,

they'll find each other at the end of a great movie. For the listeners, what I just said wasn't that funny. This is an audience that really enjoys a good ass crack. Also, since he put 40 bucks in, he's going to need a ride home later if anybody...

If anybody's got Uber. Jeff Tate is here, everybody. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate is here, everybody. What's that guy trying to yell at you? I don't know. Hot Dogs and Gatorade? Oh, Hot Dogs and Gatorade, yeah.

What does that mean? It's something I had for dinner once. Oh. I thought it was the name of a Limp Bizkit album. It's also my website now. If you go to hotdogsandgatorade.com, that's my website. Alright. I'd go with jefftate.com, but someone already has it.

What are they doing with it? Fucking advertising Queens rec dates. That's right. That's true. You brought a copy of Just Another Clown, and you were terrific. How many people saw him on the show the other night with me here on Thursday night? And how many went to the shitter while he was on?

No, none of them. See, they all loved it. Can we announce it? You're coming back here sometime soon? Yeah, I'm going to be back here December 4th through 7th. There you go, so come back and see Jeff. He's in Nashville.

He'll be paired up with some amazing you know... I've got something else for their podcast. Oh shit, that's right. Are you really going to unfurl it or are you just going to let them know? Just tell them what it is.

I'm going to tell them that whatever this was came out on August 2nd, apparently. And it's two guns. It's an oversized... It's a gigantic poster for two guns that we all signed. Yeah. So if you're a fan of us or two guns, you can put it up and have a lot of explaining to do every time somebody looks at it. Because they'll see three signatures on there and they'll start to go in close. Like, oh, Denzel, Mark.

And they'll be like, Jeff. Jeff, I think it'll explain itself. Okay. People will be like, oh, that guy that likes it. And as you already have noted By yelling out Team Sam is in the house Oh thank you Nashville I don't deserve you

You're too good to me He brought It's true It's true I mean it'll be great for the home listener, but when you speak while the audience was cheering, I couldn't hear what you were saying. Oh, great.

Just a heads up. Fair enough. Yeah, whenever they cheer for you, just settle down. Okay. But what was it that you said? I said, Nashville, I don't deserve you. You're too good to me. Yeah, that's nice.

I didn't know what you were saying. I was just down there the other day. You brought what I hope and pray will be viewed as a double feature. Oh my God, yes. I hope somebody just sits down with the family next month and watches Santa Claus 2 followed by Deliverance. Boom! Boom! Yeah.

Not fucking around. That's how I do my double features. Did you ever read the fine print on Santa Claus 2? It says, what did happen on the Challahoo-Wassie River? I totally mangled the name of the river. Do they say the name of the river much in Deliverance? They do. I don't remember it.

Do they say, like, squeal like a pig on the Kalahasi River? No, I don't think part of that line. I don't want to make those people mad. That's all right. They've had some time to get over it. But Santa Claus 2 is rip-roaring holiday fun. Yeah. According to the San Francisco Chronicle. I believe Kevin Pollack is in But Santa Claus 2 is rip-roaring holiday fun. Yeah. According to the San Francisco Chronicle. I believe

Kevin Pollak is in the Santa Claus 2. Is he? I believe he is. What does he play? I don't know. Father Time? I didn't even see it. I never saw it. Is his name on the box? Maybe he's in the Santa Claus 3. I don't know. I only saw the first one.

I really hate whenever anything has more than one clause. I'm tired of this. I don't really like reading. Let's talk about movies for a second before we get into the... This is what we call the pregame part of the show. Okay. And Sam, have you been to the cinema lately? I have.

I saw both Gone Girl and Birdman. Oh. Yeah. And I give two thumbs up to both. I know. I'm going to go to a multiplex that has both and ask for a ticket to Bird Girl and Gone Man, which could be the sequels to each of those films. I like that.

And you enjoyed both those films? Very different films? Very different films. I did enjoy both of them thoroughly. Obviously, they're both so new. I can't discuss any spoilery stuff, but they're both... Birdman specifically is...

Gone Girl hasn't gotten past the spoiler line yet? No, definitely not. Really? It's still in theaters. It's still in the top ten every weekend. I just want to talk about the scene after the credits. Okay. Where Sam Jackson shows up with the eyepatch.

And he recruits Howard the Duck. Yes. I thought Gone Girl was just two hours of Ben Affleck chasing Amy is her name even Amy in that movie? holy shit that's good stuff that's how I thought of the joke did you

wait you prepared a joke for this portion of the show? Or has that been in your act every night since you saw Gone Girl? No. Her name was Amy, so that came together. Yeah, it really came together nicely. Really, really choice. Bobby, have you had time to go to the movies? I know you have a busy life

pulling your pants up all the time. I love it. I saw The Gone Girls. That was good, really good. Because I didn't read the book, right? So I was like shocked. Like, fuck, he did it. And I was like, no, he didn't. Did I give it away? I gave it away? Did you just hear

the last conversation? Were you here just now when we were talking about Yeah, I fucked it up. I'm so sorry. He did do it. He's a murderer. Watch it, watch it.

He just... Oh, fuck. watch it watch it oh fuck I saw also Don Planet of the Apes is that what you called it I don't know what it was called Don of the Planets of the Apes

what was that movie with Jude Law where he played Don somebody? Dom Hemingway. Hemingway, yeah. Dom Hemingway. But when he went, I saw Don. I was waiting for Hemingway because of the pause.

But the Planet of the Apes movie. Yeah, I hate it. Can I say that? Sure. I did not like it. Why not? Because the fact that it's set in San Francisco, right? And there are two groups in San Francisco,

a lot of gays and a lot of Asians, and there were none in the fucking movie. Like, just put one gay guy in it, you know? Like, get away, monkey, or whatever, you know what I mean? I like that you're going to bat harder for the other team. Put a gay guy in there. Old Asian man owning a restaurant, you know, like, come here, monkey.

Come here. And then, pow, you know. And they eat some, it's good. Jeff? Jeff Yeah I saw I wish you'd save that saving Amy joke for now right No I got other jokes But what did you

What did you see that you have a nice joke about I don't have anything with a joke for it. Okay, just let's add, Lib, from here on in. I saw Nightcrawler. Yes. I like that one. Whiplash and John Wick. We saw it.

Jeff and I could have gone and saw Interstellar yesterday here in Nashville. Is that what you guys were going to see? And we saw them at the theater. But we went and saw Whiplash because... Why did we do that, Jeff? Because the interstellar is three hours long. Three hours, yeah.

That seemed like a bit of a commitment. I've seen three trailers for it, so I feel like I get it. I totally feel like I get it. It's a movie about sacrifice and hope. It'd be super great if it got to the end of that movie and just everyone died. Like Matthew McConaughey's like,

no one can live anywhere, and then everyone's dead. You're like, I fucking did not see that coming. That would be a real cool twist. I just smell a movie that nothing's going to happen, then I'm like, oh, I'm so glad nobody mentioned that that was going to happen. But we'll see. I haven't seen it.

But what I'm waiting for, not to disparage the wonderful cinemas here in Nashville, but I'm going to go, the Chinese theater in Hollywood has it in IMAX. You happy now, Bobby? Bobby? What the fuck? That was a racial attack for no reason.

It's true. I'm Korean, fuckface. Yeah, thank you. That was shocking I didn't think there'd be any conflict Until the part where Sam was frustrated That Bobby didn't understand what was going on Oh no

No that made itself clear right away Whiplash Let's talk whiplash for a second If you guys haven't seen that please do Right away. Whiplash. Let's talk Whiplash for a second. If you guys haven't seen that, please do. Or I should say, here's a way you could tell somebody that might not be for them. Might not be. In fact, I'll tell Bobby.

Are you, do you think, does it sound interesting to you that you're going to see an actor play jazz drums a lot during the course of a movie? No, no. Yeah, see? So don't go. Don't go. If it sounds unappealing, they managed to make it more interesting than it sounds, much more. It's a fascinating movie, but it's also, it is a guy drumming, jazz drumming a lot. Yeah.

It's a lot of jazz drumming. But is the movie good, though? It's great. I'm going to watch it. But dude, it's all jazz drumming. I swear to you, I'm not kidding around. During the end credits, they have jazz drumming. Yeah. I was like, why did it just go silent for a fucking minute?

Let me think! It is, of all the jazz... I got too high for that one. Of all the jazz it could be, drumming is the best. Oh, it sounds great. I mean, it reminded me, in a weird way, it's a really different movie. It's a much, I don't know, classier movie?

Is that the right word for it? But it reminded me a lot of Drumline because I like the movie Drumline because, like, people make fun of me for liking Drumline, you know,

because people like to hate Nick Cannon and shit, but it's, but it's got a fucking shit ton of drumming in it and I fucking love drumming, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Like, it puts a bounce in my step when I'm walking by the subway and there's a guy hitting the trash can, you know, with the sticks. I like it.

I like drumming. But Whiplash is a little tough in the theater because all that drumming kind of makes you, like, made me like in the studio. That's why I'm trying. Just learn it already! It's a little agitating. There's some intense drumming. Yeah. But all I'm trying to do here is drum up some business.

For a smart, well-made, independent film, Miles Teller's really good. He's really good at pretending, or not pretending. He really knows how to drum, and he really drums the shit out of it. And then J.K. Simmons, He really knows how to drum, and he really drums the shit out of it. And then J.K. Simmons is his really mean teacher, I guess.

Music teacher. He's the leader of the band. I hope he's a teacher. If he's just some guy that walked in and is a huge asshole. He looks like a fucking bouncer at an upscale. No, it's his character from Oz. He got paroled. Oh, no. Yeah. This is his... That's a deep cut,

ladies and gentlemen. That is a deep cut. Oz the Great and Powerful? We'll be back with more of Sam Levine's favorite Nazis. I do. Before we move off movies, I just want to mention real quick that John Wick and Birdman

are the two best movies I've seen. Okay, all right. People are in agreement, and others are, don't care. John Wick is the fucking coolest. Nobody seems to disagree. John Wick is really good. I feel it's being overlooked a little bit.

I would see John Wick, but there's that line in the trailer, and they show it in all the TV spots, where Keanu literally goes, people keep asking if I'm back. Yeah, I'm back. It's like, this is a terrible line. In context, it makes the audience cheer. I'm sure it does, because they know it's a good thing.

That's why they're dumb enough to put it in the trailer, in the commercial. They think, oh, everybody cheered when you watch it during the movie. But it's like, the guy's been through so much shit that when he finally says that, it's a release. You know, but in the trailer, it's like, Jesus, settle down. What are you? An FBI agent?

Exactly! Exactly! Exactly! It's weird that that line could have also been in Birdman. Right? Yeah. You could have put that in context. It's not.

Well, they certainly put the jazz drumming in Birdman. They put what? The jazz drumming from Whiplash in Birdman. There's cool drumming in Birdman, too. There's a lot of drumming in that, too. Don't see them back to back. Oh, my God. I give Birdman five drumsticks.

And I give Whiplash four and a half drumsticks. I rate all my movies by how much drumming is in it. Have you watched it? There's a new drum line on VH1. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sad to admit I'm excited about it. I haven't seen it. Not excited enough to see it yet. Someday. Someday enough to see it yet.

Someday. Someday I'll figure it out. How are we doing on time, you guys? Oh, there's a clock right up there. I'm going to have to pull the phone out of my pocket. Let's match it up here with my notes. Oh, we're way behind. Holy shit.

What happened? All right, Bobby, how you doing? Great, great. Okay. This is the part, we're going to get into the games part here in a second. And I just want to, I usually say a few things to the guests backstage to know when they get out here. But I figured you'd really like to hear it right before it happens. I feel like three weird instructions, which are,

when they show their name tags, go out and pick one that you like and bring it back to your seat. And if there's something written on the back, do not read it out loud because that's something for later in the show. And what else does he need to know right now? That's pretty much it, right? Alright, those are the two instructions. Oh yeah, and also take the one with the flashing lights.

Hey, you tricked me! No, pick whichever one you want. But just one that, you know, speaks to you or is, you know, the flashiest or whatever. But wait till I tell you to go do that. Yeah, there was three things.

Because first I have to say, let the games begin! Oh yeah, Nashville. Take back your Ryman Auditorium. Oh, now he's going. All right. They're going to pick their name tags. While they do that, we'll do this.

We'll be right back. Butt crack. All right, we're back. Congratulations to the three name tags that got chosen. Thank you, everybody else that made awesome name tags. You seem a little bit more disappointed than usual. Everybody got real quiet. But I think that I dare say that these three guests really picked name tags.

That they really do speak to them. They may not be the most spectacular ones. But yeah. Sam has got I've got in it's Glorious Bastards but Gloria's spelled

with an A so I'm guessing her name is Gloria. Lori. In In In Glorious Bastards.

Yeah. In Glorious Bastards. And she has replaced Brad Pitt's face in the poster with her own. Yeah, inglorious bastards. And she has replaced Brad Pitt's face in the poster with her own. Yeah. And as you know, I'm a big fan of this movie.

She put on a nice piece of corkboard or something. It's really well made. Sturdy. Sturdy name tag. I was a featured extra in the film, so I support it. Okay. It's not as big as, you know,vin Decker's, but that's cool. And what's her name again? Laura.

Laurie. They hate it when you do that. I promise. We'll get it right, Laurie. Whenever I meet a Caroline or a Carolyn, I just say, I'm never going to speak to you again, because when I get it wrong, you're going to get mad at me. What do you got there, Jeff? Obviously, that spoke to you again because when I get it wrong, you're going to get mad at me. What do you got there, Jeff? Obviously that spoke to you. We were just speaking about how much you love John Wick. And it's John Wall.

There's a guy named John Wall and he put it right there on the poster with Keanu with the gun. Perhaps the most relatable. Tell them what your name tag is there, Bobby. Kung Fu Amanda. I didn't pick it because it was like an Asian thing. No, no. Nor do I like pandas a lot.

I picked it because I literally auditioned for this movie 20 times. I really did. And I remember being in the studio going, you don't sound like a cricket. I go, what the fuck? Well, you don't. I know.

That's why I didn't fucking get it. You know what I mean? Oh, buddy. Well, then it's so big of you to still pick the title. I heard they gave it to a real cricket. What happened? Who played it?

I'm sure he did, yeah. I think Seth Rogen played the cricket in Kung Fu Panda? I wasn't going to get it anyway then. Is that what you're saying? So it went in

for no fucking reason. Is it a really small part in the first one? Because around the first one... Oh, he's a praying mantis? I think what Jackie Chan got, I think, what I went in for. I don't give a shit about Kung Fu Panda. I mean, I like Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman, but anyway.

Thank you for making all the name tags you guys made, but Bobby's going to play for Amanda. Because she got a hold of some sort of color Xerox. And he auditioned for that. Are you sure there isn't... Hold up your name tag. Are you sure there isn't something else you auditioned for? All right. Seriously?

It doesn't matter who you play for. You're not going to win. Well, then fucking forget it, then. I was kidding. You're playing for Amanda. You're playing for Amanda. I'm playing for Amanda. Yeah, everybody, we go with our instincts on this show.

And your first answer is your final answer. And let's play some games. Let's do what we came here for. We're going to start with a new game that Sam and Jeff haven't even played before, Bobby. So you're all going to hear about this at the same time. When you close your eyes like that, is it to concentrate or just think about other things?

I'm nervous. And I want to figure out what the rules are so I close my eyes. Just tell me the fucking rules, man. Fucking go ahead. I want you to say that to Hardwick the next time you're on. He gets more respect.

It's called the new game, or that's not what it's going to always be called. So it might come up with other new games, and then it'll get really confusing. So I asked people to suggest names, and I got two that I liked. I got at Blake Sheep. Instead of Black Sheep, it's Blake Sheep.

He suggested The Missing Link later. And, yeah, it's kind Sheep. He suggested The Missing Link later. And, uh, yeah, it's kind of a swing and a miss, but, you know, I only got two suggestions. And I think this other one's gonna be the winner. I'll be shocked if it isn't. At Spaz Skanker

suggested Cluster Flicks. Because this is how the game works, you guys. I'm going to name three movies, and when I get to the end of the third movie, that's when you're open to yell out into your microphone the name of an actor that was in all three of those movies. Oh. I like the sound of this game.

It's also according to me, so if you have an answer of, you know what I mean, you can show off and name another actor that was also in those three movies, but it's the one that I'm thinking of. Oh. Uh-oh. That seems reasonable.

I don't think it'll ever happen, but I might accidentally pick an actor, you know, a movie where it's had two different actors that were in all three of them. Sure. That didn't even make sense. But what's going to happen is after the third name,

if you're all sitting there quietly or if the only guesses are wrong, then I will add names and then you can just yell it out at any point while I add up to ten names. If I get through all these names, might even more than ten. Wait, what do you mean add names? I'll just keep saying more movies that that actor was in.

Oh, okay, got it. Yeah, yeah, because who knows? You might get skunked on the, you know, stumped on the three. Okay. Okay. Make sense to you, Bobby? Yes.

Let's check in with Jeff for a second. Yeah, I got it. Hot second. All right. Here's your first three movies. And of course, you guys seem pretty cool, but no audience yelling, please. There are some fuckers that just thought,

oh, I could yell out. Like they wouldn't even have thought of it if I didn't say don't do it. These people are here, don't do it. Seriously, man. Okay, here's the first three. See if anybody knows the person that's in all these. Let me double check and see if I know.

Okay, here we go. Sometimes I forgot to write down the answer. Who was in The Proposition, The Next Big Thing, and Undercover Brother? Yeah, what indeed,

ma'am? Chai McBride. Eddie Griffin? Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Chai McBride, no.? Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Chai McBride, no. Eddie Griffin? Eddie Griffin, no. Denise Richards?

No. Do you got any guesses, Bobby? All right. Hey, is that the same lady who said what? Are you on strike two this fast? Because you just said the name of a movie. Please don't yell out any names of movies at all. For you, for the rest of the show.

The rest of the audience can yell out what I asked them to. I'm putting her on very strict double secret probation. It's very simple. Just look at your hands. If there's a microphone in it, guess. Next show, there's going to be a bunch of assholes who show up with their own microphones. All right, here's the next movie.

Beastly. Yeah. I know, this is tough. Are these all American movies? Now we have the, not Martin Lawrence, we have The Proposition, The Next Big Thing, Undercover Brother, and Beastly. The Proposition is a movie from 1998

starring Kenneth Branagh. Is it Kenneth Branagh? No. The next big thing was a movie from 2000 starred Madonna. And we already know who was in Undercover Brother. Beastly, of course, was What's His Name and What's Her Face.

Your next title, Sam Levine. Yeah. Is Cats and Dogs the Revenge of Kitty Galore? Well, I know it's not Tobey Maguire. No. All right, I'm going to give you another name. American Reunion. Beastly.

Jason Biggs. Cats and Dogs. John Cho. You know those guys weren't in that movie with Madonna. Shannon Elizabeth. Cloudy with a Chaz and Meatballs. Oh, Devin Decker knows it. All right, this next one's

going to give it away, I hope. Clara's Heart. Clara's Heart. I can't believe Sam isn't killing this. All right, here's another one. Here's another one. Devin knows it.

This other guy knows it. The Smurfs. Stop naming animated features. I'm not a fucking child. I don't have a child. Is it Neil Patrick Harris? It's Neil Patrick Harris. Jeff is right.

Wow. Oh, that's... Wow. I'm sorry, did you say American Pie? I hope that's the last time I am not a child who's yelled at me. When I don't even have any children to have that argument about with American Reunion. Yeah, he shows up in that, I guess. Oh, right, that's right.

He plays the host of the thing. Yeah, yeah. Team Graham! Yeah, and then I was going to go... Yes, I heard you the first time. Thank you. And then I was going to go, no more Team Graham yelling., I heard you the first time. Thank you. And then I was going to go, no more Team Graham yelling. We got it.

The next one was going to be Starship Troopers, which he's great in. And then I was really going to tip the scales. I mean, you would have gotten it by then. But also Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. You wanted to say Gone Girl? I wasn't going to say Gone Girl because I think it's in that particular... First of all, I think it's in that particular.

First of all, I forgot he was in it. But also, if I really thought it through, like Gone Girl kind of tips it because Gone Girl's got like three or four characters, like five actors in it with big parts. Right. And he's one of them. Right. And I'm gathering those first three movies you mentioned he does not have a sizable role You know, I don't know the size of his part I mean, I know that he's pretty he's got a pretty big part in Beastly, I know that

Undercover Brother could have been a pretty fast like maybe Doogie Howser cameo or something, and then he's a voice of something, I think he's is he Kitty Galore? But that was still awful fun to list off that many movies that a well-known guy is in, and we couldn't figure it out.

Yeah. Yeah, I hope that's how this game always goes. Because that's the challenge for me, is list them in an order that, like, he's in all these movies, but fuck, what? Who's in all those movies? But let's go the other way around, and let's pick an actor and then

play a little Last Man Stanton. Okay, Bobby, I'm going to need you to close your eyes. You can sit down though because I think you think better when you're sitting. Your pants are more on. And this is how this game works. We're going to get the name of an actor, actress, or filmmaker with a really large

body of work. They've made a lot of money. Movies. If you made a lot of movies, I hope you made a lot of money. And then we're going to take turns. I'm going to play this game. But Jeff gets to go first. And then we'll go to me and then to Sam so you can really get in the swing of it before it's your turn. We're going to just name movies that that person appeared in or directed.

And until, if you can't think of one when it's your turn, you're out. Okay. It's kind of intense. I think I'm already out. but anyway, let's move on. A lot of people are bad at it, so don't feel bad. Okay, let me try, let me try. It's really intense. And people, just the other night I played with some people,

Jeff and I played with folks who were at the show. A couple of these gentlemen were here, right? You were there. And it's tough. It's a tough game with like we've who was what was like we played harrison ford what was like the huge movie that none of us said no harrison ford wasn't in patrick swayze all right yeah well we played patrick sway, what was the big one we left out? Ghost? I said ghost.

Ghost was said. The big one we left out on Patrick Swayze was Red Dawn. That was a pretty big one, yeah. How fast? I even said Outsiders. How much time do you have? It varies. It depends on if somebody else is saying something funny and the audience is laughing, that'll buy you some time. Alright, okay, good.

You know? If you have a story about whoever, you know. There's ways to stall. You just got to be entertaining. If it's boring, I'm going to say you're out. Okay. And I don't get bored easily. When we did Harrison Ford, Blade Runner came out at the end.

We did almost. I said it, though, didn't I? You said it, but I can't remember what we left out. Better, right? I wonder why you said it, Doug. I want Devin Decker drove 16 hours to be here.

What? Yeah, from Rhode Island. I discovered that in the first part of the show while you guys weren't on stage yet. He's the gentleman sitting right up front here with the big Devin Decker's Day Off sign. Wow. I wish I'd have known that. Right?

Me too. I like that you just picked the name tag based on how you feel about it. So Devin, you get to pick, though. Who should we play in Last Man Stanton? In honor of Sam's contribution, Tim Allen. Wow. Tim Allen. Wow. Tim Allen.

Tim Allen. Fucking Allen. In honor of Sam's contribution to the prize bag. Oh, Santa Claus 2. Okay. Oh, man, you could have picked someone from Deliverance. But you picked Tim Allen. Alright, let's do Net Baby. Here we go. Shooter.

Alright, well, Tim Allen scares me. I don't know about you guys, but especially getting the titles right, because I don't know what Santa Claus 5 was called. But let's try it. Let's see what happens. It's going to put us way ahead of schedule, I think. Let's give it a go.

And this is another one where no audience yelling out until the very end. I'll say, which ones did we miss? And then you can yell out Christmas Carol. I mean, Santa Claus 5. The clumps. The clumps. But that's not your answer.

No. Okay, good. What do you got? Jeff. Big Trouble. Yeah, good. What do you got? Jeff. Big Trouble. Yeah, okay. Okay. I'll just get it out of the way and say what has to be the greatest Tim Allen

movie of all time, and that's Galaxy Quest. That was mine. That was yours? That was mine, Doug. I was going to say the Santa Claus. Yeah, that's fine. I'll just say that. Okay.

That's not cheating. That's what the first one was called. Yep. I just had it in my hand. I can't tell you what the second one's called. Was it number two that I had? Yeah, I don't even remember. You remember.

I can say that. You can if you remember what it's called. Santa Claus 2. Colon. Colon Christmas time. It's just Santa Claus 2. Yeah, I know. He's just Santa Claus, too. Yeah.

So I'm still in? I was confused earlier. I thought maybe it was colon, a rip-roaring good time. Nick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle. I thought that was the whole title. It was another guy from the Chronicle, but that was the one I remembered. Jeff, it's your turn. A Tim Allen film.

Toy Story. That opened up some floodgates right there, my friend. Because I am very happy to take Toy Story 2. Toy Story 3! There we go. Toy Story 4! I'm sorry.

I'm out, guys. I'm out. In production. I'm out, guys. I'm out. In production. Or it's not even in production yet. They just announced it. But thanks for playing, Bobby. Tim Allen, dude. I did spring it on him.

You had 16 hours to think. Okay, hang on a second. This is a fun concept that you just brought up. Everyone here that, before arriving today, you thought to yourself, if they asked me who we should play in Last Man's Den, I would say, how many people here, raise your hand if you have one chamber that you would suggest.

So that'll change with time. People will get better at it, you know? Devin is a learning process. What do you mean? While you were driving, it was Tim Allen? I'm like, oh, they always do Tom Hanks. I'd like to do Tim Allen. They always do Tom Hanks.

So let's do Tim Allen. They always do Tom Hanks. So let's do Tim Allen. There's some logic in there somewhere. Oh, they're both in Toy Story. Okay. Stop, Devin. Stop talking to me like I'm a child. I think adults cry more at Toy Story movies than kids do.

I do. Yeah. That third one's a real mother fucker. No, that's what... That's why I like Up better. I like to get it over with in the first ten minutes. I like to do all my crying early on. I cry so hard in the first ten minutes.

Salt up my popcorn. I cry so hard in the first ten minutes of Up, I'm pretty sure that's all I've seen. Squirrel! All right. So see, Bobby, there's stalling happens and you have a chance

to think a little bit there. That's what happens. It just happens naturally. Okay. Because who's it on now? Is it back to Jeff? Oh, for richer or poorer. Ooh.

That was one of my deep cuts, yeah. I've also seen DVDs at truck stops. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Yeah, it's on. Hmm. Damn it.

I can, you know, I have vague ideas of movies that he did that I might have seen, but actually spitting out the title of one of them, I don't think it's going to happen. I think I'm out, Sam. Alright, well, thanks for leaving me Santa Claus 3.

Is it just 3 straight up? Or did they start adding shit? I'm pretty sure it's just Santa Claus 3. I'm going to look it up. Because if there's more to it, I'll be, you know, happy. I know. You think there is?

You think there's... I think there is. Everyone got so colon crazy in recent years. Somebody's already got it? What is it called? Wait, wait, wait. Give me a second to think of it.

Oh, he gets to think of it now. There's a colon. It's Santa Claus 3, just Claus. It's a courtroom drama. Oh, the Mrs. Claus. Son of a bitch. That was the second one. The Escape

Claus. So close. I know. I have a different movie. Am I allowed to give that or no? Am I still in? You're the winner, Jeff. He's the last one to say one. For richer or poorer

was the last one. I'll say one more though. Cars. Cars. He has a cameo. Yeah. He has a cameo in Yeah. He has a cameo in that. Well, then I guess...

Oh, no. If I'd gotten Miss Gloves right, it probably went into the same way. I was going to say Red Belt, which was the Mammoth movie he was in. Oh, is that that movie where him and Jim Belushi learn karate? No.

Because I can't remember that one. I can't remember the name of that movie either. Red Belt. Joe Somebody. Oh, yeah, Joe Somebody. Fucking thumbs down. Joe somebody. Oh yeah, Joe somebody. Fucking thumbs down. Joe nobody. He was also in a movie

called Last Man Standing, but I don't think it was released in theaters. No, that's his TV show. Old Dogs and Wild Hogs. Oh no, crazy on the outside. Old Dogs and Wild Hogs.

God damn it, Doug Wait, he's How can we forget? But he's not in He's not in Old Dogs Wait, wait, wait Let me change my pants here a little bit He's in

Yeah He's in Wild Hogs But not Old Dogs Yeah No, no Old Dogs was Travolta And Robin Williams Yeah, okay

But he was in Wild Hogs. Christmas with the Cranks. Jungle to Jungle. Yeah. Rat Race. He was not in Rat Race. The Shaggy D.A.? Shaggy Dog? With Robert Downey Jr.?

Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, I know it's the remake. I wasn't accusing Tim Allen of being in the original Shaggy Dog. He was in a lot of black and white pictures at Tim Allen. That was his standing back. Maybe that's why they had him in that dog movie. They had him in a dog movie because he was real good at it.

Making dog noises. But Robert Downey Jr. played the guy that turned into a dog. Well, then they fucked up. Didn't he? Why do you have a guy who's made all his bones making dog noises? Wank. who's made all his bones making dog noises.

Wank. Well, that Tim Allen suggestion put us way ahead of schedule. So that only means that we get to do something that I skipped for time.

Let's do a round of love like, hate, hate like. Doug, I do not know this at all. There's no winners or losers in this game. Oh, great. It's just a conversation.

Oh. But you do have to share intimate opinions. Will do. Yeah. We're going to get another... No, we're not. I've got one planned. I'm not going to go to the audience again.

That'd be ridiculous. Kirstie Alley. Star Trek 2, The Wrath of Khan. Madhouse. That's your love? Here's how love like hate works, Bobby, if you want to close your eyes for a second.

No, here's how love like hate, hate like works, Bobby, if you want to close your eyes for a second. I'm going to tell you guys somebody that we're going to play this game with, and then you have to say a movie. We'll take turns. First, we'll all say a movie that we love that that person did. Then we'll all say a movie that we just liked. It's not in the love category. It's just we just like it. And then we're all going to say a movie of theirs that we hate.

And then we're all going to say a movie of that person's who we hate ourselves for liking. Like kind of the guilty pleasure category. And then you could pass on one. Because I don't want you to destroy your... You're an actor who's appeared in things. And I don't want to... I don't want to hurt you in that community. So I don't want to make you in that community, you know, so I don't want to make you hate anything. You know what I mean?

Like, would you like to at some point in your career possibly work with Matthew McConaughey? Yes. Because that's who we're going to do right now. The films of Matthew McConaughey. Those car commercials have been kind of driving me up a tree. All right, all right. And as you know, I can't see Interstellar quite yet.

So for me, that one's off the table. But Sam, what's a movie that McConaughey's done that you'd love? Dazed and Confused. We've got a match. That's what I picked, Dazed and Confused. We've got a match. That's what I picked. Dazed and Confused. Yeah. Do I win?

Do I collect $10,000? Is that how this game works? There's money in this game? No, you get to keep your two guns poster if you win. No, there's no winning or losing in this game. What's a movie that you love that Matthew's done if there is one? Yeah, me?

Yeah, I love him. Dallas Buyers Club was good. Yeah. I love that movie. He's really good in that movie. He was so good in that.

He's like Oscar worthy. Yeah. Yeah. And I also liked him in Texan Chain Style Massacre. All right, that's not how this game works.

I don't know. You just have to pick the one. I'm sorry, my bad. Dallas Buates Club. Thank you. He really did turn to Chris Hardwick and apologize to him for losing

when he was on the show the other night. Because every time I'm on it, I lose and I wanted to apologize to him. I'm not good at games. I hate them. I love you. I love you. That's why I'm here. I love you. I love I love you. That's why I'm here.

I love you. I love everything about you. That's why I'm here. And I'm trying my best. I'm trying my best. Tim Allen? Who would have thought that this meltdown would happen before the Leonard Maltin game? And who would have thought it wouldn't be me?

Yeah, you're being surprisingly chill over there. I shouldn't have hotboxed the Uber that we rode over in. People like it more ornery, Sam. Give me time. So for this one guy, where's Team Graham? Where you at? All right, shut up. I mean, just in general, everybody loves Graham.

I'm going to go with, oh, I already said Dazed and Confused. What's yours, Jeff? I'm going to say Time to Kill. You love that movie? I do. I would have said Dazed and Confused, but... Okay. You're just changing it up for fun.

Yeah, I just change it up for fun. It's a good old-fashioned pot boiler. I mean, I had to boil a lot of pot before I watched it, but... I feel like the movie should have been said. In reality, the kind of hate movie I love the most is Sahara. Okay, could you please do me a favor and save that

for hate yourself for liking. That's the round I skipped. You should hate yourself for liking that. No, no, that's the round you guys can hate me for liking it. Oh, I will. I will.

I am fine with liking that movie. Is it because you're that into Steve Zahn in that one? Yeah, Steve Zahn is in it. He kind of saves things that are crappy sometimes. I like Indiana Jones so much. I like the terrible Indiana Jones movies a lot, too. All right, let's just move on before I get mad or something. You're just saying ridiculous. You're like

something's wrong with you today. Are you sleepwalking? Sam, what's a McConaughey movie that you just like? I just like? Yeah, you're just alright with it. I guess I just like Two for the Money.

With Pacino? Yeah. And it's about like... It's about sports betting. Sports betting? Yeah. And you like the milieu of that movie, I guess. Yeah, I like it because it's gambling related.

And as you know, I have a terrible crippling gambling addiction. I've lost so much money on this game, guys. You have no idea. But anything with Pacino. Just because... Not this game, but... He bets on himself every time he's on. Is the P. Rose of Doug Loves Movies?

I bet on the upset, but then I'm too proud. Yeah, it's not a great movie. It's not the worst movie, but I think it's underseen. Most people just have heard of it, but it's not awful. It's perfect for our needs right now. I like it.

Two for the money. Bobby, what's one that you just like? Or do you want to say that second one you said the first time? No, no, no. I was just kidding about that one. I like First Contact. Or just Contact. You're confusing that with Star Trek First Contact.

I love Star Trek first contact, too. I really do. I love the Borg and everything. But anyway, contact, I meant. I keep getting older, but the Starfleet stays the same. I keep getting older, but the Starfleet stays the same. All right. Jeff, your turn.

McConaughey movie I just like? Mm-hmm. Mud. Oh, yeah, I got to see that still. That was part of the McConaissance, and everybody said he was great in that. Yep. But he got the award for, you know.

It's good. BDC. Yeah, I want to see it. It's not Sahara good, but it's good. Okay. And mine is maybe a little scene, a William Friedkin movie that's a little upsetting if you don't really like domestic violence situations. But I really liked Killer Joe. That's why I put it in the like category,

because it gets really gnarly at times. But it's a lot of good actors chewing up the scenery, and again, part of the reconnaissance. What's one that you hate, Sam? A little movie called Failure to Launch. Ooh.

He just made just a run of those things for a while. It's just like that was what he was doing. I'm so glad he switched it up to be a serious actor again. Yeah. What about you, Bobby? Is there one that you hate or you want to pass? He's going to pass on that one. He doesn't even want to say the word pass out loud.

The Wedding Planner. Yeah, yeah. See, all of those are going to come out, of course. I went with Fool's Gold. Yeah, that was the streak right there. It's like, stop it. What are you doing? What's one that you hate yourself for liking, Sam?

I mean, I guess I don't hate myself for saying that I like Two for the Money because it's not a bad movie, but I don't like any of his other movies that I think are terrible because this is not a bad movie, but The Lincoln Lawyer is a good movie I can't say I hate that I like it, but I like it

So I don't fit the category, but there you go, sorry That was a good one, though. Lincoln Lawyer. There was a little sidebar there, Doug. I don't know if the microphone's picked it up. Do you have one that you... Or you're like...

A lot of people don't like it, but you do, Bobby. I just thought of a movie I like, but I fucked it up now. What is it? I probably hate it. I like that one. Oh, yeah, Amistad is good. Yeah, he was really good in that, I thought.

No, nothing? There's nothing to win or lose in this particular game. I'm just saying hi. Nobody's going to ask you to take off your Steve Zissou costume. Jeff is going to join you down at the docks. Sam and I, we've got a new show. Sam and Doug talk to longshoremen. Okay, so just to get on record,

Bobby hates himself for liking Amistad. He's very conflicted on that one. Jeff? I pass this round. Okay, I that one. Jeff? I pass this round. Okay. I got one because I'm going to go with it was at the tail end

of his making all the movies that are rom-coms and I think it's the best one and didn't get enough credit because it was sort of the one where people were so tired of his rom-coms

that nobody went and it's called Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. It's not a bad movie if you force yourself to watch it on a plane. Or if you're a prisoner or something. I'm sad to say I've seen it a couple times. Emma Stone is in it and she's always great and everything. It's weird.

They put her in a weird wig and tried to make her look ugly. But she's still good. And then also lots of hot ladies running through the whole movie. Did you ever see that one, Bobby? Nope. Am I making it sound intriguing to you now? I like movies. I'm addicted to directors and stuff,

so I don't only watch things. If I like a director like the Coen brothers, or I like Wes Anderson a lot, or I like Curacao films, so anything outside of that, I really don't. You should go see the latest Wes Anderson. It's called St. Vincent. It's got Bill Murray and a kid running in slow motion to British Invasion Rock.

I haven't seen St. Vincent, but I think I'll be charmed by some of it. I don't think it looks terrible, but it is weird how they're selling it as very Wes Anderson-y. Maybe that's what appealed to him. Maybe that's why Bill Murray did it, is that he just likes that vibe.

Maybe. Let's play the Leonard just likes that vibe. Maybe. Let's play the Leonard Maltin game. Yeah. I also like that Melissa McCarthy a lot, but I couldn't get through Tammy. But I'm happy to see her in St. Vincent. Like she says in the trailer, she says funny things to Bill Murray.

She's really good. She gets to be a human being, not a cartoon character. There you go. She was my favorite in that movie. Devin is all for that. Devin. He agrees. Could have said Melissa McCarthy.

That'd be better than Tim Allen. But how many movies could she possibly have done? Like 12 or 15? Which one of us would have said go? What's that? Which one of us would have said go? What's that? Which one of us would have said go for Melissa McCarthy? Oh yeah. She's the answers the door when Jay Moore 25 years old in that role.

25 years old. 1999. Wow. All right. All right. Trivia show off. I'm hosting this show and all the facts are on this piece of paper. Fair enough, Doug. Don't come in here with your extra trivia knowledge. Sorry.

No, that's good stuff, though. But what else was she in? She was in Gilmore Girls. Gilmore Girls, the movie. Tammy, the heat. Identity Thief. Yeah, and then we're out of movies This is 40 Oh oh oh

What's the one with Katherine Heigl And Josh Duhamel Oh just Life as we know it She delivers the immortal line You have poo on your face That movie is hilarious. Those two people die right away.

Oh, fuck. They have a baby and then die immediately. They're bad parents. Yeah. It's a real Webster situation during that movie. You ever see Webster situation During that movie You ever see Webster, Bobby?

You mean the TV show? Yeah, I loved it Yeah, it's great Alright, now let's play the Leonard Maltin game Yeah, let's play Who did we decide won last man standing? It was Jeff? Yeah

So Jeff gets to go first in the Leonard Maltin game Then we'll go to Sam again Who did we decide won last man standing? It was Jeff? Yeah. Okay. So Jeff gets to go first in the Leonard Maltin game. Then we'll go to Sam. Please tell me what... Tell me. What's that? Tell me how... Me and Sam tried to explain it to him already.

I need the rules. I need the rules. All right. Here we go. You know, just figure it out as we go along. All right. Doug. You know, just figure it out as we go along. That's Bobby's and Sam's worst nightmare. Remind me again.

All right, just do it, just do it, do it. I'll figure it out, I'll figure it out. Remind me again why I got on two planes last night starting at midnight. What's that? Remind me again why I was on two planes last night starting at midnight. Because I told you, come out to Nashville for the fiercest competition of your life.

Oh, right. I forgot. I forgot. Let's do it. Anybody can win, Bobby. Don't feel intimidated. Okay, okay, okay. But these guys are two of the best.

And it's kind of like, let's each give Bobby one tip on how to play this game, starting with you, Sam, one of the greatest players of the Leonard Martin game. What's your one tip to Bobby so he'll understand this thing? Oh, Jesus.

Just bid one number fewer than the number bid before you What? Always Always Sam? Like aces and eights? Always?

Not always But most of the time How do you know when not to? Oh you'll know You'll know Bobby's gonna pick it up fast He's Asian That was a good compliment

because they're smart. Asian people are smart. You can't get angry for nice racism. Yeah, the Nazis were successful for a while. No, no, different, different, different. It is different because I just didn't want to say anything that would actually offend anyone. On this show, I totally don't worry about whether or not Nazis mind

that I'm making fun of them. I totally disregard them as a threat. Jeff, what's your one tip to Bobby on how to play this game? Let's see if Bobby remembers the first tip. What was Sam's tip, Bobby? Something about numbers and playing the numbers right or something like that. Yep. I'll play the numbers.

What the fuck is the second thing? What is? I mean, I know what the fuck it is. Hey, baby, hold on. Hear my advice first and then see how you feel, okay? My advice, Bobby, just have fun out there, man. Can I ask some questions? Can I ask some questions?

I'm going to give you my piece of advice. Once you have the three pieces of advice, then the floor is open for questions. You'll have 30 seconds. No, it's very informal. Have a seat. You can sit down. Or do you think better standing?

I do, actually. I do. I want to stand. Alright, my tip to you is... It's weird now. I'm going to sit. My tip is try to do well at this game, otherwise the audience won't want me To ever have you back again Alright let's play No see they already love you

Does it involve movies though? Yeah Well then fuck it let's do it What do you think it would possibly be? He's talking about numbers and whatever. Oh, that's true. Hey, remember we're in the back. Enough about movies.

Let's play a number game. Is that game you said? Oh, I know how to play. Oh, he already told you backstage? Well, you say it. Can I just guess what it was? Sure, sure. Right?

So it's like, let's say the first, the movie is First Contact. And so somebody says a movie that starts with an F and then you go to I. Oh, no, not that movie. Not that movie. Not that game. The one where they would say, you wouldn't know the movie is First Contact. It's the name that tune with. And he would say, this movie's about

outer space, and it's 118 minutes long, and there are 14 people in it. And you would say, I can get it in 14 people. And then Sam would say 13. Now, let me ask you this. You could just jump in, or is there, like, you raise your hand? No, you have to go in order. All right, let's go, let's go, let's go. You don't have to raise your hand.

I got it, I got it. I got it. I fucking got it. I just hope the negative name thing doesn't come up. It's been pointed out to me that it's unfair that a contestant doesn't know about negative names until they hear about it, but I also think it's hard to explain ahead of time. I forget you heard that, Bobby. There's no way

with this group of people it'll come up today. No way. You guys are such docile players. But good luck, everybody. And seriously, the fun advice was the best advice. And you're doing just great in that department. But just pull up your fucking pants.

Did they not make them long enough? I gained weight. I gained weight, and I like these jeans, and now there's, you know, let's move on. I mean, it's like... No, I understand. Can't you get a tramp stamp or put on a nice thong or something? Last night

I was at a barbecue place and a man came up to me and goes, can you pull up your pants? And I actually did it. And I got regretted and I did it like this. I go, what this white motherfucker just told me what to do? You know what I mean? Hey, hey, hey. Why has he got to be white?

Well, he was white, That's all I'm saying. He has nothing to do with white people. He was just white. It's not a racial thing. But I was in a barbecue restaurant and this Asian motherfucker was like, take your hat off. You're inside. See? It seems meaner.

Why are you wearing all the baby tees? If they covered a little more. See? It seems meaner. Why are you wearing all the baby tees if they covered a little more? You wouldn't... That laughing is a little too aggressive, sir. Like right in my face? Like I'm a guest.

You know what I mean? Yeah, that guy's about to say something about Ahoy mateys or something It's like fucking Pirate man over there Alright so So Jeff gets to pick a category And just listen to all this

Bobby and take it all in Superbad That's movies's superhero movies that critic Leonard Maltin gave two stars or less. Or Werner Herzog's Top Five. Werner Herzog recently revealed on the internet

his top five movies of all time. And if that category gets chosen, I'd be very surprised. And the third option, Rye Rye 80. Is Is RyRy80 here? There he is. Suggested specifically for this show, but the category will remain if it doesn't get picked

today, but Music Shitty. Music Shitty. Because we are in Music City. Yeah. And Music Shitty is musicals that Leonard gave two stars or less. Yeah.

So which one of those would you like to play, Sam? Nope. Goes to Jeff. I'm sorry. I was just curious. Yep. Which one you'd like to play. And then we'll go to Jeff.

No, don't say it. Jeff? The superhero one. Okay. Thank you, Devin. One star for this superhero movie according to

the great Leonard Maltin. The year that it came out was 2011. He says about this movie that this movie abandons all logic. And

he also calls it nearly incoherent. I mean, the one star was already a pretty hard slap, Leonard. Because then he also throws in that it's inane. And he lists 12 names.

Wait, let's see. 10 names. Yeah, let's call it 10 names. How many names can you get it in Jeff Tate? So Jeff Tate gets to bid anywhere from ten down to zero. Who's it go to? Negative one, negative two. It's you, Jeff.

But who does it go to after? Oh, Sam. Okay, negative one. I have to explain this already. So, Bobby, Sam, what'd you say? Sam, did you say something? I said son of a bitch. Okay.

But take a second to think while I explain to Bobby what's happening. Yeah, I am thinking if I can come up with a second fucking name on this piece of shit movie. Get those instructions out quick. When you go negative names, then you have to name the movie, and then you have to name, like in the case of Jeff, he went negative one, so he has to name the movie and the top-billed actor in the movie, or actress. Actor is a banner description of both of those jobs. And then if you say negative two, you have to name the top-billed person

and then the second-billed person in the correct order. It's very difficult. Sam is under a lot of pressure right now. Okay. Jeff thinks he knows it basically by going negative one. He even thinks he knows who the lead performer is in this movie. Really? Yeah. But sometimes I wonder if the stroke in the beard is a tell like in

poker as to whether or not I was stroking the beard? Yeah. Uh oh. poker as to whether or not... I was stroking the beard? Yeah. Uh-oh. Does this look more confident? I've just been looking at the audience and how horrible is your seat right here? Like, when I'm sitting here, you kind of... Can you see their faces or anything

or are you just sort of like just peering around the underside is there gum under here I've just been feeling bad for you the whole show because I think it's the only seat maybe that's got the worst so let's just remember when I come back because Douglas movies is going to happen here again

we'll just either not seat that seat or we'll put like a stack of books or something. Or like put a tall stool there so your head would be up here. Still would be a shitty seat, but she can smell

my farts. What a delicate young lady just suggested. The southern girls are so classy. In her sports hoodie. All right, Sam, that was a nice stall for you to figure out what you're going to do. I mean, I didn't actually see this movie. I know what movie it is, and I know the first guy in it,

but I can't possibly name the supporting. So go ahead, Jeff, name the movie. Here we go, Jeff. Is it The Green Hornet, Seth Rogen? That is correct. And you didn't know the second guy is named Jay Chow? Jay Chow, I couldn't remember. Did you know that, Bobby, Jay Chow?

Oh! Bobby, J. Chan. Oh! All right, so Jeff is on the board with one point. Very nice. Very nice. Aw, thanks, Sam. If I could come up with fucking J. Chan.

I almost said two because I thought it was John Cho In my head And then I was like No that It's a different That would have been so sweet God It's a different what? It's a different guy

Were you going to say gook? What were you saying? I wasn't I wasn't going to say that I didn't I didn't do I didn't do any tours in Nam I went 4F

I did a double take on Twitter today The trending was Too many gooks Or it was actually too many cooks I didn't do any tours in Nam. I went 4F. I did a double take on Twitter today. The trending was too many gooks. Or it was actually too many cooks. But I had to look twice. It's like goddamn racist Twitter. I've been making too many cooks jokes all day and I still don't know what it is. Some sort of viral thing.

But Bobby, you get to pick the next category. You get to start off the next round. Okay. Yeah, it's a position of power. You heard Sam, I mean, Jeff do it earlier where I told him the categories and he got to pick one. Can I pick the same category or no? No, no. We're going to move on to a new set of three categories you get to choose

from. Okay. And then Sam will be next after you to bid after your opening bid on how many names it'll take you to name the movie. Okay. Would you Sam will be next after you to bid after your opening bid on how many names it'll take you to name the movie. Okay. Would you like The Skeleton Twins, which of course is the films of Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen? Or would you like

Edge of Tomato, The Edge of Tomato, which is movies with a fruit in the title. Oh. Yeah. The name of some fruit in the title. And DrChainsaw4 on Twitter suggested, hey, everybody. And that, of course, is movies

that have a talking horse in them. Oh. I'm going to go with fruit. Which one of those do you like? Fruit. You like the fruit one? Okay. So this movie has some sort of fruit in the title.

Okay. The year that it came out is 1980. Leonard Maltin, the critic, called this movie a bomb. Uh-huh. Yeah. He says, he calls this movie, it's futuristic. And he says, it's as bad as it sounds, dash, possibly worse.

And let me just say one more thing about it. It takes place at a songwriting contest. And Leonard lists six names. How many names? So what you should probably do here, Bobby, is just say six names. Say six names. And hopefully, when you hear

all the names, if somebody asks you to name it, then you'll recognize the movie. Because you'll get to hear the stars of the movie. Okay, why don't we do that? Okay, six names. Let's do whatever that is. He says six names, Sam. the stars of the movie. Okay, why don't we do that? Okay, six names. Let's do whatever that is. He says six names, Sam. Bobby Lee named that movie. Oh, this is great.

Apologies to Bobby Lee, who's doing the next show here at Nashville Zanies because we might go a couple minutes over because this is going to... We'll see. We'll see how this works out. But we're going to have at least two people with points on the board after this because Jeff has been shut out in this round.

Bobby? Yeah? What's going on? So what? You said six minutes and then what did he just do? Basically, I'm going to tell you the entire cast of this movie. Okay. And then you're going to tell me. You can ask for the clues again, but I don't think the clues helped you much.

No. But what we're looking for is all you got to do is think of a movie title that has some sort of fruit. Oh, I know that. Yeah. All right. Okay, I know that. Yeah. All right. Okay, let's do it. Okay. Your names are...

Vladek Shaby. What did he just say? Something Vladek Shaby. Nobody cares. All right. Vlastic Pickles. What did he just say? Something flabby Nobody cares All right Vlastic pickles Joss Joss Ackland

That's a real guy Oh, Joss Ackland That's a real guy That's a real guy Grace Kennedy Don't know much about her George Gilmore Alan Love

And then the lead Performer Actress in this movie Is named Catherine Mary Stewart. Leonard Maltin called this movie a bomb. It's from 1980. He says it's futuristic. And he says it's as bad as it sounds, probably worse.

So can you just think of a fruit? You know what I mean? Just run some fruits through your head. fruit. There's literally only one movie. Run some fruits through your head. There's only one movie I know that has kind of a fruit in it. But it's not that movie. Fried green tomatoes. I don't know.

You know, it's like... Well, fuck you! Do you know what it is? Seriously, does anybody here know what it is? Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. Somebody yelled it out, but do you know, Sam? Is it Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? No. I didn't think so.

That's why I didn't know. Is it called Banana? It is a fruit. It's definitely a fruit. And people here in the audience know it. And it's a movie that I've never seen, but I was just reminded of it recently because it's

kind of a cult item because it's just really crazy bad, as Leonard described. And it's called The Apple. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. That's some obscure shit right there. Great job picking a category, Bobby. Wait, is the person that created that category here?

No. Where is that person? Just on Twitter somewhere. Okay. I'm going to find that bitch. I swear to God. Jesus. That's fucked up.

The apple? Oh, I picked the apple. That was my idea. Oh. The category was Oh, I picked the Apple. That was my idea. The category was suggested by somebody else, but then I think of movies with, you know, I could have gone Apple Dumpling Gang. I could have gone Go Bananas was a movie.

Herbie Goes Bananas. Return of the Killer Tomatoes starring George Clooney. Sure, yeah. I wouldn't go running out all the tomato titles because it's right there in the category title. So I went with actual fruits or the more people. You're eating Gilbert Grape? Gilbert Grape, of course, yeah.

Guys, this isn't a yell-out fruit titles game. Yeah, no post-cats. Hashtag fruit movies. But that means that Sam is on the board with a point. Amanda, I am so sorry. I'm sorry. You're doing great, dude. I'll buy you a drink. No, no, you're gonna

do something for her. It's already set up. Oh. You're going to do something for her. It's already set up. She gets a good consolation prize. Okay, good, good. But now Jeff gets to pick a category, and then we're going to go to Sam.

And JackBastard77 suggested Voight or Wilson. Voight or Wilson. And that's movies that start John Voight or Wilson? Voight or Wilson? And that's movies that star John Voight or a volleyball. When you say star a volleyball, like how high up the list, the cast list is the volleyball? The floor never

opens for questions. Fair enough. At Andy Russell 323 suggested a hot deuce and a hot deuce is a sequel that leonard malden gave more stars than the original oh wow he thought the deuce was hot because he used to be on a show where he and the other critic would say hot or not at after every movie and one time when he was on douglas movies i was like you called schindler's list hot or not doesn't seem right um good thing he doesn't do that anymore and then your third one aiden quintessential aiden quintessential and that is movies with Aiden Quinn that Leonard gave three stars or more.

By show of hands, how many people know who Aiden Quinn is? Yeah. That category's never going to get picked. So Hot Deuce or John Voighter of Volleyball. Or you could go Aiden quintessential if you are in that kind of mood nah I wanna I wanna do

ah fuck what was the first one the volleyballer John Voight it's like you're in the exit room on the plane I'm gonna need a verbal

no you can't just no you gotta verbally answer me i always say yes but i'm never gonna answer people which one the people on the airplane i'm on that fucking door no no i want to sit there because i'm just gonna run out yeah uh i want to be in charge of getting people off the plane that'd be like give my life meaning i want to going to go with the Hot Deuce. Okay, Hot Deuce. Let's move it along.

Would you like a movie that Leonard liked the sequel better than the original from good old 1990 or 1999? A Space Odyssey. 1999.

1999, okay. Two and a half stars from Leonard for this movie. That he says... What? Means the first word got less than two and a half stars. He says about this one that it's better, but he uses the expression, still spotty. So that's

weird. And then he also says this movie, okay, I'll just say it has more laughs than the original, but it's still spotty. And that's why he went with the two and a half stars, I guess. So I really haven't given you any clues at all. But it's still spotty. And that's why he went with the two and a half stars, I guess.

So I really haven't given you any clues at all. I'm going to say that, oh, there's one actor in this film that he says steals it. He says it steals the film. And he also says that the lead actor co-wrote and co-produced the movie. I can't say anything else. And there's eight, 13 names. How many names did it take you to get it? Jeff.

With a hot chance. Shit's falling out of my pocket. Thank you. You have a terrible seat and you pick up stuff for me. What a terrible... Thank you. I was showing Jeff my phone. Here's the answer, Jeff. Oh, I was looking over here. God damn it.

It'll be exciting if you throw us into a three-way tie because Bobby's really not going to understand asparagus pee. I'm going to say 13, whatever the most is. What did I say, 13? I think so. Yeah, 5, 8, 13. Negative 1.

Wait, wait, wait, what's happening? Negative what? Negative 13. Negative 1. Wait, what's happening? Negative what? Negative 1. Oh my goodness. That's crazy. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. You gotta just say name. Do you think you have a sense

of what this movie might be, Bobby? It's a sequel, 1999, and the co-star wrote and directed it. Is that what you're saying? Someone starred in it and... When I say co... The star of it co-wrote it and produced it. Co-wrote and produced it. Okay.

No. I assume it's a comedy Yes I think that was I might have even said that word More laughs than the original So maybe it could have been a drama that got more laughs That's why he gave it a better score This one got two laughs

The first one got no laughs Yeah it got more than the one laugh from that last one Name it Yeah so you're going to have to ask him to name it Hope he messes it up Here's the good news if I'm wrong it's a three way tire That's right but I have a feeling you're going to get this I think so too

And be triumphant Is it Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me starring Mike Myers That's correct Sam is our winner The Spy Who Shagged Me, starring Mike Myers. That's correct. Sam is our winner. Boom. Congratulations, Sam. Next Tuesday in L.A. is all booked up,

but maybe the week after that, you think you might be able to come by? Absolutely. All right, we'll have Sam come back by and defend his title because he is the reigning champion right now. And unfortunately, the show that Sam has been on this fall, Selfie, got the unfortunate axe just yesterday. It's because we were on Tuesdays at 8, so the audience was still at your show at UCB. They couldn't get home in time. That's what happens, man. That's what happens.

Those 99 people have all the Nielsen boxes. I know. So, yeah, so it's too bad about that, but is there anything else we could be looking for you in? Are they going to show a few more episodes, or are they just pulling? I think they're going to show at least one or two more. I don't think I'm in those, but you know what? I'm going to talk about this because it's already been written about on the

internet, so semi-spoiler alert. I was just in Atlanta filming a very cool little scene for the new Vacation movie. Starring Ed Helms. The Griswolds finally go to Atlanta?

Full title, please. Slightly better than Christmas Vacation 2, Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure. Look it up. That's a real fucking movie. Yep. Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure is my favorite thing ever. All right. So look for Sam in the end.

When's that going to come out? You always have plugs after I move on. Sorry, sorry. And of course, Kevin Pollack's chat show dot com, live every Sunday. I'm going to make an attempt to get back there tomorrow by 12 noon for our guest Allison Janney. Yeah, he's got an early ass flight, you guys. So tune in for that one. He met her on the set of Mom. there tomorrow by 12 noon for our guest Allison Janney. Allison Janney.

He met her on the set of Mom. I mean, he probably already met her. Okay, so Bobby, what do you got coming up? You got shows here tonight? Yeah, coming to the show. Come back, you guys. I'm on a cartoon called The Awesomes on Hulu with Seth Meyers, and then I guest starred on a show

with Billy Crystal called The Comedians coming out, and that's pretty much it. That's great, dude. I'm really looking forward to The Comedians, by the way. I'm really looking forward to that show. Yeah, it's really good. Jeff? November 15th, I'm in the Gaslight Theater in Georgetown, Ohio. Cool.

November 21st, Flat 12, Indianapolis. November 25th, Woodlands Tavern, Columbus, Ohio. Cool. November 21st, flat 12, Indianapolis, November 25th, Woodlands Tavern, Columbus, Ohio. And the first week in January, Go Bananas Comedy Club in Cincinnati.

Love Go Bananas. January 8th through 11th or something. I love to Go Bananas. And I have a Cheers podcast. Yeah. Afternoon, everybody. Afternoon, everybody.

Yeah, that's what I just said. Yep. Did you think I was just starting the show over again? Oh, and it's dark outside. That's exciting. Thank you guys so much for coming out on a

Saturday afternoon. Thank you. I hope you didn't miss too much of your whatever college you root for. College football is going crazy today, so I hope you didn't miss too much of your... Whatever college you root for. College football is going crazy today, so thanks for taking time to be with us.

And like I said, we'll definitely come back... What did he yell out? Who cares? Okay, I'm not even gonna... It's movies only. Only yell out things about movies. And Jeff, where's your name tag? I gotta get your shithead.

And I did a thing for... Just for Nashville, because I was thinking about playing Build a Title tonight, but then I rethought that, because it's so hard to explain to people. But I wanted to do it with Nashville, the movie Nashville, as the starter title.

And I just always extrapolate what might be added to either end of it. And so what I came up with for the full title is Three Amigos. Wait, what does that mean? Oh, yeah. Three amigos, dad, ventures of Pluto, Nashville, edge of the damned United 93 amigos.

Thank you, Nashville. Hope to see you again. I will see you again. Thank you, Nashville. Hope to see you again. I will see you again. Thank you, Nashville. And these are the most anticlimactic shitheads I've probably ever looked at. So, you know, but we all had a great time, so there's no reason we have to go out

on a big laugh or anything. Let's hear it once more for Sam Levine. Thank you so much, Sam. The man, Bobby Lee. Jeff Tate. And as always, Les Miles is a shithead. Okay, and hang on. All right, just go ahead and wait for the second shithead.

The sound guy at Zany's is a... No. He's great. Shut up, shut up. guy at Zany's, is it? No. He's great. Shut up. Shut up. My brother-in-law Abe, who should be here, is a shithead. Now it's time for us to watch

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