Doug Loves Movies - Bobby Moynihan, Amy Miller, Ron Bennington and Gary Gulman guest

Episode Date: April 28, 2016

Live from the Gramercy Theatre in New York City, Doug welcomes Bobby Moynihan, Amy Miller, Ron Bennington and Gary Gulman to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...ifornia Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. Hi, Doug. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Correct. Coming to you, coming to you once again from the Gramercy Theatre in New York City!
Starting point is 00:00:55 You guys are awesome. Thank you for letting me do so many shows here. Today is Wednesday, April 27th, 2016. Name tags up! Oh. The Izzy usual Doug specs. You worked your Izzy and Doug into usual suspects. That's pretty impressive. Soom alone? Soom, I apologize, Soom.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Seth has just written out his name with a bunch of dicks like he's like he's Jonah Hill. And which one do you draw a lot of dicks? Super bad. Brianna 3DD. And there's some very nice breasts on there. Oh, no, we got donuts in the front row. breasts on there. Oh no, we got donuts in the front row. We've got, oh, that
Starting point is 00:01:46 Jordan in real life with my face on the pancakes instead of Steve Carell. I want to hit that with a donut so bad. I think that's what's going to happen tonight. Yeah, there's several boxes of donuts. Katie's in the front row. This time she knitted a
Starting point is 00:02:02 what's his name, gizmo from Gremlins. Can I show everybody? This is ridiculous the shit she makes. Aunt Roche. This time she knitted a, what's his name, gizmo from Gremlins. Can I show everybody? This is ridiculous as shit she makes. Look at this thing. Like, if I threw it down hard right now, people would go, aww.
Starting point is 00:02:21 It's so cute. Good job. Yeah, she had a sperm the other day, a knitted sperm. Didn't care for that very much. Lucky number 11. I saw that one on the internet today. Yeah, and somebody wrote back, that's my favorite movie nobody's ever heard of. And I'm like, I think people have heard of lucky number 11.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Thank you guys for bringing all those great name tags and good luck to everybody during the selection process and the donut dodging process. Doug plugs, both of my shows in Washington, D.C. this weekend are sold out. Thanks, D.C. And my shows next week in Rosemont, Illinois are almost full. Thanks, DC. And my shows next week in Rosemont, Illinois are almost full. Thanks, Rosemont.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Rosemont. I've got a big couple of days come up in Denver, you guys. On Mother's Day, May 8th, I'm doing Douglas Movies at Comedy Works downtown at 420. Then it's off to the suburbs, Littleton,
Starting point is 00:03:24 Colorado, for a Benson movie interruption of Throw Mama from the Train. Right? Perfect Mother's Day movie at 8 o'clock. That's over at the Alamo Drafthouse. And then on Monday, May 9th, Getting Doug with High
Starting point is 00:03:41 is coming to Denver for the first time at the Oriental Theater. Yeah. It's an interesting place for me to do my show. Let me just say right now, no jokes about my eyes. Keep it to yourself. Douglovesmovies.com.
Starting point is 00:03:59 From the corrections department, it's Rabbit Hole, not Rabbit Proof Fence that stars Nicole Kidman. And John Candy. No, I'm sorry. And John Candy is not in Strange Brew. Apologize to all of those who are injured by these huge mistakes. And one more thing before we get to the prize bag. Always fun to do this business. Doug Loves Movies is coming back to the Gramercy Theater on Monday, May 30th. It's like a month from now. A month and three days. And you can buy your tickets here tonight after the show.
Starting point is 00:04:44 You guys get first dibs at $15 each. No service charges. So that's going on tonight after the show. Everybody listening to the podcast, you should come get tickets, because these are the funnest shows.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Even when you have Judy Gold on, everybody still manages to have a good time. I love her. I think she's hilarious, but maybe it's better like at a dinner party. I brought a hat that somebody gave me that's kind of a subtle weed hat because it's all red.
Starting point is 00:05:26 It's got like a red pot leaf on the front, but then on the back it says Cannibalist on it. So you might get a stop and frisk if you wear that. And I brought, oh, this is a perfect outfit maybe with the Cannibalist hat. outfit maybe with the cannabis hat. Then you can wear a shirt that says wingman on it, which is a, it's, it's a promotional item for Jack Daniel's Tennessee honey. Yeah. I don't drink that. I don't condone drinking that, but I think we're putting together a really nice outfit to get apprehended in. Oh, here's another one. That's probably got some sort of booze on it.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Yeah, it's another. I'm not even going to say it. No free ad for Jack Daniels. Fool me once, shame on Jack Daniels. A CD from my personal collection called Wax Apples. It's got a sexy cover. Probably not anything to get too excited about got a couple of pipes from all rubber pipes from a company called peacemaker and then from my uh vhs collection yeah i think i hook you guys up pretty good i think yeah, these are nice. An episode of a very
Starting point is 00:06:45 underrated TV show called Gross Point. The episode is called Bare Naked in America, so that's salacious. And then, that's a reason to buy a VHS playing machine. A VCR, we used to call them.
Starting point is 00:07:03 And an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The episode entitled The Body. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, so all of that stuff is going in the prize bag for me, but we have four delightful guests who also all remembered to bring something. So let's get them out here.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Please give a big warm welcome to Ron Bennington, Amy Miller, Gary Goldman, and Bobby Moynihan. Hey! Hey! Hey. Hey. I don't know. The crowd is trying to cover for you guys, trying to figure out where you're going to sit.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Just line up this way. That's not good, Ron. That's a bad idea. Oh, this is the worst. I think we got it. This is... Here we go. What do you do?
Starting point is 00:08:18 Move forward to the front stool when I'm talking to you? When it's your turn? Or do you just want to stay like this the whole time? That would be great. Just like do toboggan questions. I don't have any toboggan questions. And the other night when we were playing Last Man Standing with John Candy,
Starting point is 00:08:35 none of us said cool runnings. Which was a, yeah, that's egregious. That's egregious and Kelly Ripa. So, oh, they're rearranging back to the normal positioning. That was a fun. It was weird for me more than anyone.
Starting point is 00:08:54 I was. Was it? I think it's good to do visual humor for a podcast. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, as soon as I saw what was going down, I was like, gold. He's a radio guy. Take your pan out of the water, Doug.
Starting point is 00:09:10 You already reached gold. I used to go to Knott's Berry Farm, and they give you a pan, and you put it in the water, and then fake gold would go in your pan, and you really felt like you were part of the gold rush. Let's meet our panel individually, starting with the nice lady that's here tonight, Amy Miller, everybody. Hi, Doug.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Hi, Doug. Hi, everyone. This is exciting. I can't do that sound. Amy is, you may have heard her on the episode from Portland, Oregon, where she used to be a local comedy phenom, and now on her way to Los Angeles, interesting routing, she decided to drive to New York City.
Starting point is 00:10:00 I brought a car here tonight, if you need a ride. That is, we should probably put that in the prize bag. Lots of these people are not, you know, taking public transport home. So that's a sweet, sweet gift. Not anymore because I'm taking you all home. Then you're going to drive this thing out to Los Angeles? Yes. Oh, that's interesting. I'm going to drive this thing
Starting point is 00:10:30 out to Los Angeles. Get that whole thing of yours out to Los Angeles. Whatever it is, we haven't figured it out, but they're going to love it. I think so. Right? I think it'll be a big hit. Listeners of this show love you. What did you bring for the prize match?
Starting point is 00:10:46 Well, Doug, you know I like to have a strong theme when I come on the show. We haven't talked about this yet, but one of the last movies I saw was Purple Rain. Yeah, you guys watched it again? Yeah, of course. I watched it all weekend. you guys watched it again? Yeah of course. I watched it all weekend. I brought if you have like a young daughter or young girl in your life
Starting point is 00:11:07 an Apollonia starter package. So It's never too early to start being Apollonia. It's like a girl's it's like a girl's shirt that says rock star and it kind of looks like Prince
Starting point is 00:11:23 but it's clearly not. I got two hoop earrings got you an extra backup because you only need one um bottle of champagne oh they like that one and then just like a little like makeup like cover up for when you get hit in the face. I was kind of hoping some diamonds and pearls might be in there, but still pretty good Prince theme bag. I can't afford diamonds and pearls. Could have been fakers, you know? I could sell you some fake ones out there on the street. Every corner.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Get some hot nuts. Some fake diamonds. I don't know what I'm talking about. Who else do we meet on this panel? Let's go down to the other end down there. Bobby Moynihan is here. Hello. Hey.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Hey. Hi. Yeah, so funny. SNL, how many years now? 39. 39. You came in on year two? I came in on year two.
Starting point is 00:12:34 And managed to make it through all the turmoil. Yeah. All those years. That's terrific. I replaced Bill Murray as a little baby. And a little baby. And a little baby. So you got a couple of weeks off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Yeah, that's exciting, right? Yeah. You get to do stuff like this. Yeah, I was doing stuff like this, yeah. You know? So agreeable. And the next episode's not until December, right? A week from what to next week.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Oh, May? Yeah. You're going to go with May? On Monday, we're coming back. Oh, okay. So that's Saturday after that. Oh, you'll have a May 7th Mother's Day episode. Correct.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Do you know who's hosting that one? I think it's a, yeah, Brie Larson. Brie Larson. I don't know. I'm so afraid of Brie Larson. She's a mother in that movie Room. It's Brie Larson. Yeah. Oh, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Yeah, I see her on Pornhub all the time. She's great. And then she was with Charlie Sheen for a while. Bold choice, but we're going for it. She's also a musical guest. Musical guest, yes. Okay, good. It's great when you see a side of someone you didn't expect.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Like that Ariana Grande, she killed it. Yeah. Her impression of Jennifer Lawrence was like professional. I thought it was Jennifer Lawrence. You got confused? You were like, oh, Jennifer Lawrence stopped by? Is Jennifer Lawrence here. I thought it was Jennifer Lawrence. You got confused? You were like, oh, Jennifer Lawrence stopped by? I said, is Jennifer Lawrence here? In the middle of the sketch.
Starting point is 00:14:08 And then Lauren came out and said no. Told me personally. That's pretty much the only time they break that fourth wall is when Lauren's involved. It was amazing. All right, let's meet, coming back down here to my end of the row, since we just heard from him, and I want people to know whose voice it is. Am I not supposed to give you something?
Starting point is 00:14:28 We didn't hear Bobby's prize yet. Listen, Ron. When you digress with a guest on Unmasked, I don't run out and say, please stick to what you were talking about. That's a good point. No, but you made a good point also. What'd you bring for the prize bag, Bobby? I didn't bring shit and say, please stick to what you were talking about. That's a good point. No, but you made a good point also. What did you bring for the prize bag, Bobby? I didn't bring shit.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Okay, perfect. Oh, God, it's in a bag. Hold on. I brought this owl. It's an owl belt. You brought what? It's an owl belt? I think it's either like a fake snake skin or something, but it has the real face of a real owl on it.
Starting point is 00:15:20 You're a real hoot, Bobby. Say it again. I heard it. When you put that owl belt on, you can turn all the way around. Who gave you that? Don't pollute. Let's give that hoot a go. And a bag.
Starting point is 00:15:39 And a bag. And a plastic bag, because that's important. That is really not what I expected it to feel like. Is the rest of the belt supposed to be snake? It looks like they tried to make it nice, and by the end they were like, fuck it. Doesn't it? It starts out real nice, and then things get bigger.
Starting point is 00:16:00 I'm going to work on this. Lunchtime! Yep. Alright. Things get bigger and then it's like lunchtime. Yep. All right. It's like the Harry Potter series in a belt. Oh. You are mad. They're so mad.
Starting point is 00:16:19 If it fits me, I'm going to keep it. No, too small. Too small. Headband. Could be a headband. Somebody got lucky that I'm going to keep it. No, too small. Too small. Headband. Could be a headband. Somebody got lucky that I'm too big. Ron Bennington is here, everybody. Thanks, everybody.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Thanks, guys. Host of Bennington on Raw Dogs, Sirius XM. And you're also on the Opie radio a lot. Yes. Right? Yeah. You're doing really good. I'm doing so good.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Yeah. I got this shit down. And can we – I like to point out when there's a celebrity in the crowd, do you know where – is your daughter Gail here tonight? Gail Bennington is right over this way. There she is. Stand up and wave to everybody. You didn't move to that standing position at all.
Starting point is 00:17:10 But there she is. Thanks for coming by. And Chris Stanley. How dare you? Chris Stanley's here too. Chris Stanley. He doesn't love you, Chris. I wasn't running the show.
Starting point is 00:17:23 I already got in trouble once. That's true. You have't running the show. I already got in trouble once. That's true. You have one strike. Yeah. What do you got for the prize bag, Ron? Well, I have a, since this is a movie show, and like the other people, I brought a DVD, full metal jacket,
Starting point is 00:17:39 and this is signed by the two stars of Full Metal Jacket, Vincent D'Onofrio, and then that other guy that was in Birdie. Matthew Modine. Matthew Modine, that's it. Yeah. Vincent D'Onofrio kind of signed it in character, like a suicidal lunatic. He did.
Starting point is 00:18:06 He actually gained 50 pounds to sign that. Oh, okay. He's great that way. Jay Scott of the Toronto Globe and Mail says, the best war movie ever made. All right. Well, there you go. If the one guy thought that.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I like it, though. That's a good one. Thank you, Ron. Thanks for bringing that. And let's meet one last guest, everybody. Gary Goldman is back on the show. Thank you. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:18:43 So polite over there, waiting your turn to participate. I did. And the pressure was building going forth. What kind of shirt do you have there in your hands? From the comedy cellar, I have a 10.45 there tonight. Yeah, race out of here, you guys. Check that out so I can pick up my $30. It's like a broke dick ATM. And they're both like really small sizes.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Yeah, they're ladies' too, so I'll have to choose a... So, yeah, so... All right. Whoever wins, I'd like to see you in it. Because it'd be hilarious if it was like a big guy in one of these tiny Comedy Cellar shirts. Thanks for bringing those, Gary. And you've got a special coming up?
Starting point is 00:19:41 Yes, this Sunday I have a special coming out on Netflix. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. So, yeah. Maybe this time. Maybe this time? No, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:19:56 It's called It's About Time. Okay. Yeah. It's about time for this Netflix special. Right. Right? Right. And my current one that's on there
Starting point is 00:20:09 is not a top pick for Gary. Right? I always have issues with what it thinks Douglas would enjoy. Yeah. Because my own movies do not make the cut. I really don't have any faith in the whole way they do that.
Starting point is 00:20:30 How they decide what else you're going to like. Wouldn't I be at least interested in somebody with the exact same name as me? If you liked, you know, at the end of the movie when they go, if you like this then you'll probably like one of these. It's the oddest. I know.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Like, they just throw complete garbage at you. No offense, Netflix. I'd love to do more stuff with you. If you're listening, Netflix. I always get hit with comedies with a strong female lead. It's weird. It's strange. And April Fool's Day, they did some bullshit where everything was the opinions of John Stamos.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Like it was John Stamos' favorites, John Stamos' favorite dramas. They fooled us. His favorite docs. Yeah, it's the kind of joke where there's zero payoff. People just later go, oh, that's why? All right. I just thought they were pushing him because the fuller house is on there i just thought it was like an obnoxious promotional thing which it turns
Starting point is 00:21:33 out it also was it was everything in one i like to ask everybody on the panel uh the same question on every show and we'll start with bob Bobby. What was the last movie that you saw? In any format. Even if it's one of your own. Fess up. Fess up to how much you watch Monsters U. If I was a voice of that, I'd have it on a loop in my home. In case somebody came over.
Starting point is 00:22:10 I haven't seen it in a while. I'm going to watch it tonight, though, now. The last movie I saw I think might have been Batman v Superman. Oh, okay. So it's been a couple weeks since you had time to... Turn on him. That's weird if you get mad at him just for having seen it. Some of us had to take the bullet.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Some had to take the speeding bullet. But did you hate it as much as everybody else, or did you just relax and go with the ride? I think I just felt like, oh, yeah, that was the trailer, and then it was longer. Yeah. No, I ditch out on the trailers. Like this movie that's coming out,
Starting point is 00:22:53 what's it called, The Wrong Guys or The Bad Guys? Nice Guys. Nice Guys with two of the funniest people in film, Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling. But it's a Shane Black joint and I love Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and his Iron Man Iron Man 3 so I'm psyched about
Starting point is 00:23:13 this movie and yesterday I was at the cinema and the trailer came on and I'd seen it once already and I just got up and went out and stood outside the door for a little while just waiting for the trailer to end. So I was like, I do not want to see a trailer more than once because it
Starting point is 00:23:29 gets too many ideas in my head. I like to picture you opening the door for people and they're like, is that Doug Benson? Yeah. Go right in if you want nice guys to be spoiled. Also after that, I'm sure they're also going to ruin
Starting point is 00:23:45 snacks and sodas that are available at the refreshment stand. The movie. Wait, so what movie did you say, Bobby? Oh, Batman versus Superman. All right. We should have just moved on. Gary, what about you?
Starting point is 00:24:05 What was the last experience you had? I watched Shawshank Redemption at 2 o'clock this morning. Sad. Not a fan. 2 a.m. 2 a.m. you get back from the clubs. You're killed. Everybody wants a piece of you.
Starting point is 00:24:20 And you just come home. You want to unwind with the prison drama. wants a PCU and you just come home, you want to unwind with the prison drama. Why? Why did you do that? Was it on a cable network? No. You had to put it into a device and watch it?
Starting point is 00:24:40 And I know every word and that helps me fall asleep. That's what goes on. Because you know all of it already. Because you know all of it already. Someone crawling shit. I woke up. That's longer goes on. Can't fall asleep without seeing someone crawling shit. I woke up. That's longer than five football fields. That's a pretty good strategy. I never think of that. Put on a movie that you
Starting point is 00:24:57 know so well that, like, why would you stay awake? Why not just watch a little while and go, that's good. I'm good. Or just turn off the TV and shut your eyes And be left alone with my thoughts. Oh, no, are you crazy? No, thanks for dropping by from the Stone Age Ron Because of the DVD is that it Amy what about you? What was the last film you saw?
Starting point is 00:25:29 Aside from Purple... Okay. Aside from Purple Rain, I went to see The Boss, which is, incidentally, a comedy with a strong female lead. So I guess they're right. Yeah, Netflix is right. That's what you like. I got the strong female lead thing too on mine.
Starting point is 00:25:49 You're a sassy bitch. Yeah. We all know that. I am. But speaking of the boss though, what's your, you know, I don't know where your aspirations at in terms of working with Melissa McCarthy and her
Starting point is 00:26:03 husband, but what'd you think of it? I loved it. Okay. No. I hear you. I get what you're saying. No, it was funny. I loved it too.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Did you not like it? I found it to be one of her more uneven efforts. But I also find her to be at her best with Paul Feig. So I got my fingers crossed for Ghostbusters. Which is a trailer I always walk out on. Even on a plane? I'm telling you, Ron, I pull that lever on the emergency door because I'm already mad that Slimer is even in it. Who fucking cares about Slimer?
Starting point is 00:26:47 Why does he have to show up and eat too many hot dogs again? That's not even an effective ghost. Like, oh, I'm so scared that guy's going to get sick over there. That guy might a fucking Nathan's contest. Ron, final Allie, what did you see? Well, you know, like everybody else, I think we all watched Purple Rain this week. I could not get enough of it.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Yeah. And it's, because it's like scene, music video, scene, music video, and occasional montage where obviously, like scene, music video, scene, music video and occasional montage where obviously the dialogue was so bad and so badly acted
Starting point is 00:27:30 they're like let's make this into a montage like that whole scene where he's talking to the cops and there's just music playing over the entire scene but it's not even a montage, you're watching a scene but not getting to hear what's being said you're just hearing the song but I just marvel at how all of the songs in that movie are great.
Starting point is 00:27:49 The other bands that perform at the club are great. I love the announcer that is always like, ladies and gentlemen, the time. And I love that guy. I love that when the time goes on, there's choreography in the balcony of the theater. But when Prince is on, because he's not as well-liked, he's unlikable. He's playing that new shit.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Yeah, when the kid is on, there's nobody dancing around to it. Everyone's looking at each other like, what is this shit? Oh, it turns out probably the best music we'll ever have in the world of pop. But if you go back and watch it, Apollonia would have been better off with Mars Day. You know what I mean? No one says that, but he didn't throw her tits first into a cold lake. He did not throw her
Starting point is 00:28:34 into the lake. He tricked her into jumping into the lake. And she was so pissed. He said it wasn't the lake he was talking about. Like, that's the reason she'd be mad? Not because he just convinced her to jump into a lake for even if it was the right lake there's still nothing's gonna happen other than your lake wet and that's why i i think he rode her hard put her away lake wet because because he didn't like he
Starting point is 00:29:00 didn't have sex with that on that first date. He was very chaste with her. And then got back together with her. But here's a couple of my highlights from the movie. We've got to move on. But I still... I'm fascinated by this movie because at one point, she hawks stuff. She does whatever she could do to go to a pawn shop and buy him a fancy guitar. And she gives it to him. And then she says she's joining
Starting point is 00:29:25 Morris' group and then he slaps the fuck out of her. Like right after she gave him this amazing gift. Like that is the worst spin into
Starting point is 00:29:35 I mean I'm sure that happens all the time. That's why she would have been better off with Morris. Yeah. Yeah. She made all these choices and from my own experience
Starting point is 00:29:43 don't listen to the opener at the club about how you get into the club. Okay, good point. Yeah, there's a lot of weird, like, First Avenue in Minneapolis. They have weird rules about how everything works around there. Like, they have this weird bulletin board that you could just write your name on a card and then be in a pop group. bulletin board that you could just write your name on a card and then be in a pop group. But my favorite thing in the movie, because it's so awful by today's standards,
Starting point is 00:30:19 is when Morris and his buddy Jerome get confronted in the street by a woman who's yelling at Morris because he's obviously a two-timer and promised her some shit that didn't go through. And Morris is like, take care of this. And Jerome fucking picks her up in a very unfriendly way. One arm is going between her legs. He's got his arm pressed up against her junk.
Starting point is 00:30:38 And he, speaking of junk, throws the woman, throws her into a dumpster that no one checked for. Is this going to be like her into a dumpster that no one checked for is this going to be like a stuntman dumpster where there's padding on the inside maybe some garbage or is it a fucking empty dumpster and she even like hits the fucking side and the top comes down and then she but then she pops back up the old classic thing that they do like in movies where you think a dog's dead but then you see it real briefly to make sure you know it's not dead.
Starting point is 00:31:06 She pops up to prove that she's okay, and then they both laugh and walk away. But what the fuck? Just curling a woman into a garbage, into a dumpster? That was harsh. That was the 80s. And it was comic relief.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Yeah, everyone laughed. The scenes with Morris were all the funniest scenes in the movie. Yeah. How about the way Prince just over-accessorized the motorcycle? The fucking mirrors had other mirrors coming out of it. And this thing was a Honda. It was just like, Prince, slow down and get a better bike. But you're right.
Starting point is 00:31:44 They were awful to women in the 80s. It was the 80s. What do we know? It's better now. Yes, it's so great. I wanna see some asses wiggling. I want perfection. That's great.
Starting point is 00:32:02 I'm telling you, it was the perfect, you know, like, looking back, I wish that Kurt Cobain had a dumb movie when he died. Because there's, and even David Bowie doesn't really have, like, a movie that's like Purple Rain where you could just watch it and at least feel better about it and sad at the same time. Sorry to bring everybody down. We, on Monday night, we didn't talk about Prince at all,
Starting point is 00:32:26 so that's why I'm, like, just... Well, you were so deep into Schindler's List. Yeah. Judy kept the conversation very, very tightly hewn to one hilarious subject. One movie that gets a laugh in any setting. All right, here's the part of the show where I say,
Starting point is 00:32:49 let the games begin! Yay! Oh, boy, I got some games for you guys. And these guys have some name tags. And each of you, lady and gentleman, need to pick who you'd like to play for. Just go physically get – I know it's overwhelming.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Yes, it is. Physically go get the name tag you'd like to play for. I'm going to make a vine, I think. People are cheering for someone else, for someone else's name tag thingy. Vine, vine, vine. Yours is great. Don't put them down yet, you guys. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:33:39 All right. All the donuts are hitting the stage. Let the donuts hit the floor. All right. All the donuts are hitting the stage. Let the donuts hit the float. All right. I'll fix that up later. Frame and everything. I know. We should have grabbed that one.
Starting point is 00:34:01 No. All right. We're back, even though we never went to commercial. We're back. Oh, there's more donuts. You guys are crazy. I shouldn't do this show next door to a Dunkin' Donuts. Kind of makes it easy for everybody to make that last minute.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Whoa, that looks really... We got to start with Bobby, though. Bobby, you got some donuts. Correct. And what do they say on them? They say, ABC, D's Donuts. And then what's their... Is their name on there?
Starting point is 00:34:43 Hell no. Like on the top or something? Don't read the bottom. No? Yeah, don't read the shit head on the back. Don't read it. But we don't want anybody to know what your name is. It says Morgan Freeman.
Starting point is 00:34:56 It doesn't. Why are you saying boo? He puts Gary to sleep at night. Did Morgan Freeman kill someone today? No, he just refuses. He won't talk about penguins anymore. I'm like, I want to hear you talk about penguins. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Okay. Yeah, you're not supposed to read that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. But do you want to, are you going to eat your donuts or do you want to throw them at the audience? Throw them. Yeah. You can go ahead and do that now if you want.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Go ahead, just throw the whole box. One at a time. No, I throw them individually. It's a big box. It's kind of fun to pick a target. Tommy! Tommy! Tommy! So I want to hit the I want to hit the Jordan in real life
Starting point is 00:35:54 but with my face on the pancakes. Okay. Oh, nice shot. Nice, very nice. Got a piece of it. Yeah, Gary Goldman's got the arm. Gary! I like the Jurassic world.
Starting point is 00:36:12 He's the most intense of all of my guests when it comes to donut toys. One for the cheap seats, one up high. Oh, wow, is there anybody up there? Yeah. There's some people up high. Oh, wow. Is there anybody up there? There's some people up there. Chuck one up to the balcony, Gary. Gary Goldman has bunny ears on now. Is that like a Donnie Darko thing?
Starting point is 00:36:38 It's Black Swanbird. Oh, Black Swanbird. I get it now. Sort of. Oh, there he goes. Oh, there he goes. I get it now. Sort of. Oh, there he goes. There's lots of stuff falling off of the donuts. Oh. Nice. You just got to really arc it in there.
Starting point is 00:36:59 You don't want to go too high. Oh, shit. It's like the natural. I know. You don't usually have go too high. Oh, shit. It's like the natural. I know. You don't usually have athletes on this show. Point to where you're going to put it and then knock out the lights. That's right. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Yay. Why did I go all the way over there when I have him right here? All right, we've got to play some games. Who are you playing for there, Gary? I am playing for Black Swanberg. What is your name? Swanberg's your last name. What is your first name?
Starting point is 00:37:50 Sarah Swanberg. She Photoshopped me on there, gave me the Natalie Portman crazy black swan eyes. And she put lights, and they light up. Yeah. It's very intricate. And then there's Twinkies and donuts and ho-hos, all sorts of shit on there. Do you eat that kind of stuff, Gary?
Starting point is 00:38:10 No, I can't. You guys just gloom down? You might want to chuck that shit into the crowd too. No, I go... Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Who wants Twinkies? There's your goddamn Twinkies. Who wants Ho-Hos? Oh, no, wait. Donets. Who wants Donets? No. Oh, more Twinkies? You really glued those on there good, Swanberg. Oh, nice snag. Who wants a lawn dart? Oh, nice snag.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Who wants a lawn dart? Oh no! Ron, how'd you even get that in there? Whoa, that was a good, good snag. Gary's really connecting with the receivers. Oh, right in the guy's chest plate. Oh, right in the guy's chest plate. I think I heard somebody say, right here.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Throw it over here. Oh. Ladies are catching him a lot tonight. I like that. This should be the way we feed homeless people. There's like 30 people sleeping on the street out front. Maybe some of the people will be nice enough to share with the homeless outside. But if I
Starting point is 00:39:32 were homeless, I'd be like, sorry, I'm off sugar. Now, I'm going to mispronounce your name a second time. Some? Soam. Shit. Soam alone. S-O-O-M alone is Amy's name tag. I picked this because she put her own face, not yours. Yeah. I don't...
Starting point is 00:39:51 I just say to everybody and the listeners in general, I don't know what putting my face on these things does. Nobody ever picks it. Oh, I saw Doug's face. I had to have it. They're looking for their own faces or donuts or, in the case of Gary, bunny ears and lights. All those lights. Ron, who are you playing for?
Starting point is 00:40:12 I'm playing for the never-ending Corey. And Corey forgot to put a $20 bill on here. Oh, he meant to put $20 on there to bribe somebody, but he didn't put it on there. No, you really do get to keep that $20. Then thank you for having me here tonight. Goodbye, everyone. I heard you say the other night, put up a 50. He came in for a 20.
Starting point is 00:40:37 He came in low. Smart move. Oh, okay. All right. And he also puts a lot of rolling papers on there. So, good job, Corey. Yeah. Those are for Gary.
Starting point is 00:40:51 I think a few of us could use those. I feel good about those getting used. You can also roll up the 20. Not anymore, I can't. Not anymore. I wish. There was a time, honey. There was a time, honey. There was a time.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Let's play, for starters, a game, a newish game called Jason and Deb's IMDB game. Whoa! Whoa! I did my best to explain this backstage, and I hope my best was good enough. And we're going to play to five points. Just yell out your own name when you think you know which actor or actress may be a director. Maybe Prince.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Just yell out when you think you know what person it might be, and you get bonus points for each additional one that you get correct out of the IMDb top four, best known for. Make sense? Let's do it. I like Bobby. Just an empty box of donuts in one hand. Yeah, just will not let go of that thing.
Starting point is 00:42:11 And then just the mic down low. Like he wants to make an effort to get that mic near his face when he's ready. I was listening. You were getting deep in there. Now you make me feel bad. I'll put it down. No, I just want you to be ready. You know, it's like a game show contestant
Starting point is 00:42:25 who doesn't have his hand on the buzzer. Your mouth and that microphone is the buzzer. Or you could say any word. It just has to be a noise that needs to come out of you. The first film is Groundhog Day. Okay, smart play, everybody. No reason to get a negative point for jumping in too early.
Starting point is 00:42:57 But the second film, I think I heard a siren. I think the donut police. We got a call that the Gramercy Theater has diabetes. The second film, Lost in Translation. Amy Miller. Amy Miller said her whole name. For the brand. Who is it, Amy Miller?
Starting point is 00:43:25 Bill Murray. Bill Murray is correct. Now you get to name two more movies or things that you think Bill Murray would be a top four on IMDb. Oh, for extra points, right?
Starting point is 00:43:40 Yeah. You got the one point. Here's a chance to get two more. Just name two more Bill Murray things. What about them? Nope, didn't make the cut. I know, people love that movie. Love that movie.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Give me one more. Stripes. Oh, that's another great one. But they went with Ghostbusters. Of course. And Moonrise Kingdom. Interesting choice. Of all, you know.
Starting point is 00:44:10 What are we going to do? Rushmore or Moonrise Kingdom? Alright, so Amy's on the board with one point. We're playing to five points or whoever has the most when I get tired of this shit. Gary's busy. He put on the ears for a second, but, you know, I agree with him to think better of it.
Starting point is 00:44:40 You know, maybe on New Year's Eve, maybe put something on your head for a while. Maybe it's got the next year on it, like sunglasses that say the next year. All right, your first title, this next round, which actor or actress is known for these four projects? Schindler's List. Schindler's List. Is that Judy Gold that was in that?
Starting point is 00:45:14 Hope. Ron, don't waste a perfectly good guess on comedy. I don't want to give you a negative point for a solid joke. All right, so no one came in on that one, right? Okay, I'm going to say another one. Shutter Island. Gary. What do you got, Gary?
Starting point is 00:45:35 Ben Kingsley. That's correct. Oh, wow. Nice. Now Gary gets to try to name two other Ben Kingsley shows. Okay, here we go. Gandhi? Ben Kingsley things. Correct.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Sexy Beast. Oh, that's a terrific one to guess. But they went with Martin Scorsese's Hugo. Hugo. Yeah, I know. Of course, Hugo. Gary has. It's always Hugo. Hugo. Yeah, I know. Of course, Hugo. Gary has... It's always Hugo.
Starting point is 00:46:08 That's what I was thinking. Gary has two. Amy has one. The less said about the others, the better. What? People are cheering for individual people? I like it. It's like UFC.
Starting point is 00:46:22 It wasn't with your name wrong. Yes, I like it. It's like UFC. It wasn't with your name wrong. Yes, I understand that. Well, so you guys don't have to hold those up like that the whole time. But I like this. Okay, if you like it. It's really fun. If you like holding on to it, then please do. I feel like I'm on strike.
Starting point is 00:46:40 No more of Corey. All right. It's a terrible strike chant that I came up with. I'll work on it. Here's the next round, you guys. Prometheus. Good old Prometheus. Here's the next one.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Pacific Rim. Which is... next one pacific rim which is what i i think you should order when you're getting a massage in san francisco how much extra for the pacific rim and is that getting or giving i never know yeah good yeah, it could. Yeah. And it could still cost more even if it's giving. All right. Here's your third title.
Starting point is 00:47:30 This is a tricky one. Your third title is Thor. What? Don't. What are you doing? I don't know why you got yelled out. And then finally, so this will just be worth one point if somebody can do it. Thor, colon, the Dark World.
Starting point is 00:47:54 So this person is known for Prometheus, Pacific Rim, Thor, and Thor the Dark World. And I could safely say as an extra hint that this person's greatest credit is not in these four. Oh, in that case. Yeah, take it. Go Gary Hopkins? No. Oh. What do you got, Ron?
Starting point is 00:48:16 I was just going to say Jim Belushi. Oh. Yes, there is a photograph in the background of Jim Belushi in all four of those films. None of those places would have a bar or a comedy club, but his picture made it in. Bobby? What's that? Bobby?
Starting point is 00:48:35 Bobby? No, I'm not saying I'm in it. I don't think I am. I'm saying my name. No, Bobby, if you... Do you have a guess? Yeah, but it's going to be stupid now. That Stellan Skarsgård guy?
Starting point is 00:48:51 No. Is it Idris Elba? What? Idris Elba? That's correct. Nice. Wow. It must be great to be an insomniac.
Starting point is 00:49:07 But, Gary, next time start with Gary. And then I'll say, Gary, go. And then you'll say, Idris Elba? But yeah, I mean, I know it's TV, but not including The Wire in his top four seems kind of silly. All right, here's the next one, you guys. I think Dark World is his top four. Seems kind of silly. All right, here's the next one, you guys. I think Dark World is his greatest credit.
Starting point is 00:49:28 I just want to put that out there. Gary has three, Amy has one. I didn't give any negative points for the wrong guesses on Idris Elba because, you know, it was Idris Elba. I knew going into it, it was a tough one. Not his fault. Would have been blown out if they'd put Luther
Starting point is 00:49:46 on there. Prometheus? He had such a dumb part in that. I'm here to fly this and fuck that lady. Okay. Star Wars Episode 7, The Force Awakens.
Starting point is 00:50:07 This is where it gets a little weird on this one. The Oscars, 2015. Non-stop. You know, taken on a plane. And the last one, this is the top four. 12 Years a Slave. Bobby. Bobby. Lupita Nyong'o. Bobby. Bobby.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Lupita Nyong'o. That's correct. It's the confidence that works for you, Bobby. I can't believe that's fourth. Yeah, they kind of left that one. She won an Oscar for that. And yeah, but also, you know, the Oscars, I guess, because of that selfie that Ellen DeGeneres took. Oh, that's right, the selfie.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Yeah. And Peter Leungo's brother got in there. I'm not famous as anybody here! Like, he was just so happy to just get in there. All right. Does he have a credit for that picture? He should. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:26 It's probably all four of his top four. They should make an app when you take a picture that he just pops in on the side. Yeah, I think his name on the internet is Jeff Nyong'o. G-E-O-F-O. All right. Here's your next round, you guys. Lost in translation. Ron Bennington from SiriusXM, The Bennington Show.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Very confident. Yeah. I'm going back to Bill Murray in an unbelievable mood. That's a strange twist. I just believe in it. I'm not that high when I prepare this shit. Do you have a guess? No, I don't.
Starting point is 00:52:24 But since you're going to get a negative point anyway, just name somebody that was in Lost in Translation. Those little mean Japanese guys that came along just shooting them. Correct. With those like marble guns. I hated those dudes. Alright, I'm
Starting point is 00:52:42 going to give you the negative one on that one. I thought you were doing a real power play. You're going to jump in, just take a strong guess, name three other movies by that person, and you'd be in the lead. You're just sprung to the lead. But instead, I've got to say another movie, unless anyone else wants to go on Lost in Translation.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Pressure me? Too much touching. I know who else is in that movie, Ron. I don't want to take the risk. There's not a third person in that movie. That's fair, that's fair. I can name five people in that movie, and I'll do so as soon as we're done with this.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Wow, that would be great. Yeah, everyone's going to be so excited. All right, here's the second movie of this round, though. The Avengers. Gary. Gary. Scarlett Johansson. That's right, Scarlett Johansson.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Thank you. Scarlett Johansson. That's right, Scarlett Johansson. Giovanni Ribisi, Anna Faris, and Scarlett Johansson's ass. Oh, yeah. It opens the film, and the credit over her ass says, and introducing this ass. Who was the lady that just kept yelling,
Starting point is 00:54:09 lip my nylons back and forth at him? She could have been huge. Yeah, no, I don't think anything came of her. No, too bad. The lounge singer lady that he sleeps with in the hotel? No, the middle-aged hooker. Oh, yeah. She was great.
Starting point is 00:54:23 I don't know who that is. I think the singer might still... Do you remember the name of the band she's in in the lounge? No. It's great because they're
Starting point is 00:54:30 fucking Japan. The band is called We're Sausalito. All right. So Gary gets a point for that. And if he can name one more of the two
Starting point is 00:54:43 remaining movies listed for Scarlett Johansson, he's going to be our winner. Jesus, let's do it, Gary. Vicky Cristina Barcelona? No, no, no. Barry. Hey, wait, that's three titles. No, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:55:02 This is so exciting. Avengers 2. Yeah, unfortunately we're going to need the full title. Avengers 2. Hey, we're back. He's got it. What comes before the Avengers? The Avengers if you had to choose between DC or Marvel
Starting point is 00:55:30 oh Marvel's Marvel's The Avengers that's not the right answer anyway they went with Captain America Winter Soldier and Lucy Lucy that movie where she got 100% smarter than all
Starting point is 00:55:47 of us. Her husband was Desi? Yes. The movie starts out, she just wants to be put in the show. Yeah, that's it. But then she gets kidnapped by some guys who put super brain powers into her head. And then she figures out what
Starting point is 00:56:03 happened and gets revenge on everybody. Spoiler! So what just happened? Gary got one more point, so he's one away from winning. Hey, guys, we need a coalition against them right now. Yeah, no, well, that's what, you know, I thought you were playing some sort of play when you jumped in on that one and didn't say one of the three people.
Starting point is 00:56:24 Why didn't you say Scarlett Johansson? You know something? Women can bully too, okay? Yeah, that's it. That's right. Yeah, that doesn't mean abusive. All right. I don't know the difference.
Starting point is 00:56:40 That's true. There isn't a big difference there. Here's the next one. This one starts off with a very, very fun one. The Electric Company. Yeah, very popular program for the children. Gary's jumping in. Morgan Freeman.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Incorrect. Shit. Yeah. Now, do we get a free shot at that? I knock a point off of Gary And you only get a shot If you want to get a point taken away I think
Starting point is 00:57:12 I think it's the letter C Thank you Letter man New Alright The other contestants want me to just It's Letterman. New. All right. The other contestants want me to just continue? Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Yes, please. Here we go. The second project associated with this actor, The Usual Suspects. The third one is Smoke. Oh. And the fourth title. Bobby. I don't think I'm right.
Starting point is 00:57:59 I don't think I'm right. Here comes Mr. Confidence. You going to try it? I don't think I'm right, and I hate myself. What? No, I'm just kidding. Harvey Keitel? No.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Fuck. Are you sure? I don't think he was in an electric company or the usual suspects. Amy Miller. Amy. He directed the electric company. Here comes Amy. John H He directed The Electric Company. Here comes Amy. John Hurt.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Oh, no. He's in Smoke, right? Sure. It's got to be in all these things, yeah. I didn't see those. You could have just hung out for the fourth title. That might have given it to you, but this is a tough one regardless. The fourth name is Do the Right Thing.
Starting point is 00:58:46 Yeah. And again, probably leaving out what I think is the greatest credit of a TV show called Breaking Bad, it's Giancarlo Esposito. Oh! Yeah, that's a tough one. Alright, I got one more, so whatever
Starting point is 00:59:00 happens here is going to decide this thing. And we start with... So far we've done Bill Murray, Ben Kingsley, Idris Elba, Lupita Nyong'o, Scarlett Johansson, Giancarlo Esposito. We've got one more to go. I feel like that's a clue.
Starting point is 00:59:18 The first movie, Catch Me If You Can. Ron. Here we go, Ron. I feel pretty good about this. Okay. Tom Hanks. Oh, shit. Incorrect.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I saw him in that movie. Nope, that was some detective from Boston. Amy Miller. Amy's in already. On a gamble. Okay. Leonardo DiCaprio. No.
Starting point is 00:59:52 You're an asshole. I didn't mean to laugh at you losing, but that's what happened. All right. So the other two fellas are still in it, Gary and Bobby. The next movie's called... The Wedding Crashers. Gary. What do you got?
Starting point is 01:00:17 Christopher Walken. That's correct! Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary. Yeah, all you need, you win anyway. Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary. But what you really need here. Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary. What you really need here to bring it home to a perfect five points
Starting point is 01:00:41 is to name at least one more Christopher Walken movie of the top four. The Deer Hunter? That is correct. Yay! And I'll give you, if you name the other one, I'll give you ten points for that. Wow, go for it, dude.
Starting point is 01:01:06 Ten, completely unnecessary. name the other one, I'll give you ten points for that. Wow, go for it, dude. Ten completely unnecessary pointless points. The King of New York. That's a fun guess. They went with Man on Fire, which of course he's in, but I don't really think of that as
Starting point is 01:01:21 one of Christopher Walken. It is a good movie. I like that movie. And yeah, for anybody who didn't catch on or did, all of the names in the IMDb game tonight were voices in the new Jungle Book that's in theaters now.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Yeah. Let's all say yeah. I don't know if we had figured that out. But Gary gets to go first in the next game, and it's called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? Nice. This is a game where I just tell you the tagline from a motion picture.
Starting point is 01:01:58 It's usually something written on the poster, and you guess what movie it is. And I go straight to Gary on this first one. If he can't think of the correct answer, we'll go to Bobby, and then down to Ron. Did someone say no? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:16 He's against it. Why not? I would like to play. The direction can go either way at this point, because we haven't done a direction game yet. But I like your... I like the cut of your jib. I like the shut of your mouth. The director sits in the third row.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Yeah, this is our audition. I'll say that the tagline to Gary and Gary will guess a title and we'll move on to Bobby Bobby yeah and here's the tagline
Starting point is 01:02:51 Gary what movie promotes itself with the line the legend will never be the same pretty generic not particularly inspiring that ad agency Pretty generic. Not particularly inspiring. That ad agency took a nice day off. Yeah, it's terrible.
Starting point is 01:03:19 She yelled out a funny answer, Air Bud 2, thinking that I wouldn't come at her for that. Throw her in the garbage can. Purple rank. Jerome! No, it's true. I don't get mad when it's just a joke answer, but sometimes people accidentally say the right answer when they think they're kidding.
Starting point is 01:03:43 So be careful. Be careful out there. Alright, now you're just. The legend will never be the same. Just guess whatever pops into your head. Like what movie is about a legend?
Starting point is 01:04:00 Goblet of Fire. Even if that were right you wouldn't be right but Valiant Effort Bobby the legend will never be the same the new Annie movie which I'm in.
Starting point is 01:04:29 What are you doing? I'd say a line. I'd say the last line of that movie. No. I do. Is it a big spoiler? No. No. It's not like, looks like you found a home. I want to see if I can...
Starting point is 01:04:50 If this guy keeps singing and dancing like this, he's never going to get elected. Jamie Foxx wasn't even there the day you shot that. Neither was the audience. Oh, no, it was a great movie. Oh, come on. It was a great movie. Fuck you. We all feel...
Starting point is 01:05:19 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Ron, do you have an idea what this might be? It's the legend will never be the same. That's the Tom Cruise movie, Legend. Thank you, everybody.
Starting point is 01:05:39 I don't know if I would tip it that much, but I could go that obvious sometime. Amy? I'm going to go 2016's Point Break. They did ruin the original a little bit. They tarnished the legacy. But no, I hate to keep harping on this, but that's the tagline for The Jungle Book. Oh.
Starting point is 01:06:01 Are they paying you? No answer. That movie's struggling. It needs the Doug Loves Movies audience. The people that probably mostly have it on their never see list. It's a good movie. It's a good movie. I just thought it would be funny to slip that by you right after.
Starting point is 01:06:24 I promise this next one is not. It might not be from the Jungle Book. We'll start with Gary again. Go to Bobby. They don't get any closer than this. They don't get any closer than this. They don't get any closer than this. They don't get any closer than this. They don't get any closer than this.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Yeah, it sometimes helps to sing it. Don't get any closer than this. Don't get any closer than this. Home for the Holidays. Are you posing for Rodan? He's good. He's good. What were you going to say?
Starting point is 01:07:15 Sorry. I said Home for the Holidays. Oh, okay. I don't get any closer than this. Bobby. Is it Sisters? That's correct. A movie that he is in. I'm in that movie, too.
Starting point is 01:07:35 I have one line. I say, oh, if this guy keeps singing a diss like this, he's never going to get elected. Boy-ee! And then I throw a boy-y at the end. You have a lot of lines in Sisters, and you hilariously sustain a joke that's very hard to do,
Starting point is 01:07:52 I think, which is the guy that always says the most unfunny thing all the time, but as a viewer of the movie, you laugh at how unfunny what he's saying is. That's hard to do. Thanks. The worst thing about that didn't get in the movie.
Starting point is 01:08:06 The socks I'm wearing say hashtag sock. The fucking worst. It's the fucking worst. But it didn't, you don't see it. I was like, that's the fucking worst. Will it be in the director's cut? Or it's in Sisters 2, hashtag socks. The legend will never be the same.
Starting point is 01:08:31 All right, we start with Ron this time. Good. You can do this, Ron. I feel really good about you. I feel strong too. Go ahead. All right. What movie has a tagline,
Starting point is 01:08:39 an audience to resist yelling out, because you're going to know it. Ted is coming again. Ted. Thinking this has to do with Ted Kennedy. Is it Ted 2? That's correct. This is not a joke.
Starting point is 01:09:03 I am in that movie too. And I'm going to be in the Jungle Book I just found out. I really am in Ted 2 also. All right, Amy, here's the next one. Is that the full title of Ted 2? Yeah, just Ted 2. That's embarrassing. They didn't go with the subtitle or anything.
Starting point is 01:09:28 They kept it short. I'm sure it's great, Bobby. This one is a major emotion picture. Shut up. I don't know what she said, but she really blurted something out. Why do they all know it? I'm going to go with the notebook. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:52 It is for me. Very emotional, yeah. And also, it seems like we would have a funny tagline. Fun play on words. Sure. That's not right. Gary? Scream 2?
Starting point is 01:10:12 Warmer, I guess? Bobby? Inside Out. Inside Out is correct. Were you in that? Did you have anything to do with that? Yes, I was. This is your version of being on the actor's studio.
Starting point is 01:10:38 Bradley Cooper has a question to ask you. Mr. Moynihan. All right, last one. Great job, everybody. Ron, what movie has the tagline, school never looked this scary? Well, seeing that Bobby Moynihan is sitting up here with me, I'm going to say Monsters U. Full title, please.
Starting point is 01:11:10 Monsters U, how's he going to ever get elected? That's correct. That's correct. Can I have one? Yay! Where's the guy that said that? Has anyone ever just stood up with eyes closed and just one finger out and just had it land? That would be great.
Starting point is 01:11:44 I do this to make people realize how the whales at SeaWorld feel. It feels so good to fucking hit the intended receiver. Yeah. I love it. There's donuts in here, too. Do you want to do another, you guys? Have you ever done one, Amy?
Starting point is 01:12:07 Here comes Amy. Wow, hard overhand. Want to do another one, Ron? Oh, I was trying for the one I thought the bartender made me want. I'm going to try to skip mine like a leg, see if I can skip it. She's like, oh, now I've got to clean that. Oh, Jesus Christmas! Hidden women in the head.
Starting point is 01:12:30 I guess if it's not water, it doesn't just skip up that way. Yeah, you can't skip them off the heads like stones on a lake. There comes another one. Oh, nice little
Starting point is 01:12:45 underhand toss. Gary! Gary! Now she's just she's just every time anything comes anywhere near her she's terrified.
Starting point is 01:13:02 She'll never go to a Dunkin' Donuts again. Post-dramatic stress, Dunkin'. Would you like a donut? Okay, just her, you guys. Don't fuck this up. Oh, yo! Put it right in her hands, Ron.
Starting point is 01:13:25 And now the season is over. All right. Let's play one more game. It's a little ditty called Last Man Stanton. Oh! We're going to all take turns naming the films of an actor or actress. If you can't think of one, you're out, except for one time during this game,
Starting point is 01:13:53 you can use the audience member who you're playing for. Corey. Ron can shout out to Corey. Soam. Did she say it right, Soam? Yeah, I guess my last name. Oh, it's your last name. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:06 Well, that's not so bad. So what's your first name? Carrie. Carrie? Carrie Soam? It's your phone number. And then Swanberg is who you can go to, Gary. And...
Starting point is 01:14:18 Sarah, right? Yeah. ABC, these donuts, is who Bobby can go to if he needs help. I don't. Don't fuck with the back. Don't fuck with the back. Where is the person who reached out to me with the Twitter handle BuzzNotLightYear. BuzzNotLightYear. Why are you called that? I don't know. Just thought four words sounded good together.
Starting point is 01:14:55 And light is spelled L-I-T-E if you want to track him down on Twitter and complain about his choice. Got a lot of tweets from people, but I'm counting on you, buddy. What name should we use for Last Man Stanton tonight? Susan Saranda. You son of a bitch. She's in the news. She's got a new movie out called, I'm not going to blow it. I'm not going to blow it. Oh, shit. I'm not going to ruin my chances of winning this thing. So it was kind of a toss-up between Ron and Bobby winning that last thing. So I'm going to give it to Ron because Bobby was in all those movies. Yeah, it's cheating, isn't it? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:37 But then, so we'll go Ron, Amy, Gary, Bobby, then me. Just name any Susan Sarandon movie. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yes. So hot in that. She's a hot ticket. Oh yeah, she looks pretty good.
Starting point is 01:16:00 She's hot in a lot of things, not the least of which is Bull Durham. Oh. Whoa, yes. Baseball mama. Or whatever they called her. Annie.
Starting point is 01:16:15 Gary. Probably a big fan of Bull Durham. She took that one from me. No, I know she did. Dead Man Walking. Yes. Sister Mary Prejean. Dead Man Walking.
Starting point is 01:16:22 Yes. Sister Mary Prejean. People don't realize that Jack Black is in that movie. Yeah. Plays Sean Penn's brother. Comes to visit him on death row. Tells a couple of jokes. Yeah, Chris Penn wasn't available.
Starting point is 01:16:44 I got to see it. Chris Penn was too busy learning how to dance from Kevin Bacon. Probably not around the same time. All right, so Susan Sarandon, I got to say. Bobby. Bobby. Sorry, Bobby. That's okay.
Starting point is 01:17:03 Thelma and Louise. That's what I got to say. No, I got to say that she's in theaters now. The Meddler. That was my Trump. Well, just think of another one. My turn. I'm going to take the only movie I ever saw anyone put lemons on their breasts and say Atlantic
Starting point is 01:17:26 City. Yes. Very nice. Very nice. Best thing that ever happened in Atlantic City was that scene. Did she do it a couple of times in the movie? Yeah. She's a great actress. Who's next? I'm going to say
Starting point is 01:17:52 The Jungle Book Oh, that was a good fun way to try to know Yeah, why did you use your lifeline? So Stepmom? Yeah, that's you use your lifeline? So, stepmom? Yeah, that's how they pronounce it too.
Starting point is 01:18:12 Stepmom? Who's going to take care of us this weekend? Stepmom? And it's weird. It's like a Home Alone, but it's just a stepmom fighting off the wet bandits. And they're not. Anyway. Gary?
Starting point is 01:18:32 The player. The player. I like that. Audience, not so much. Bobby? Bobby? She ever host SNL? Susan Sarandon?
Starting point is 01:18:50 Yeah. Yeah, like 16,000 fucking times. No, I don't know. I think so. I think so, yeah. Not while I was there. She might have back in the day. I think so.
Starting point is 01:19:01 Around Thelma and Louise time. Probably. Yeah. Or probably around another movie called... Little Women? Okay. Shit. I'm going to also go kind of recent and say Tammy with Melissa McCarthy.
Starting point is 01:19:38 I loved her in a movie called Corey Lifeline, please. Earthly Possessions. I got to say yes. That sounds so generic. Is that right? Yeah. Earthly Possessions? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:56 Okay. It's fantastic. Nobody in the audience is fighting it, so I got to feel like it's legit. I'm not sci-fi. All right, so Amy, you don't have a lifeline this time, so... I think I'm out. I'm surrounded. It's this or nothing. I'm surrounded free.
Starting point is 01:20:12 One more or nothing. You're done? I'm done. Okay. Thank you for playing. Thank you so much for having me. Okay. Gary?
Starting point is 01:20:25 We're going to go with Enchanted. That's good. That's right. She really, yeah, she got into that. She's very good at that. Nice. What'd you say? You're in that?
Starting point is 01:20:39 Oh, she is in that. Is Bobby in that? Yeah. I directed Enchanted. All right. Bobby. Anywhere but here. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:57 Nice. Trump. Either a correct answer or a cry for help. Either a correct answer or a cry for help. I'm just going to start naming Chris Sarandon movies. No, I'm going to go with, this is one of the older ones in her career, opposite Robert Redford, the great Waldo Pepper. I love that picture.
Starting point is 01:21:27 Yeah. She falls off. She has a very bad accident. Yeah. Yeah. She shits herself and then falls out of a plane. She has two very bad accidents. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:46 Susan Sarandon, I'm going to go to the film that was a documentary about her short hip-hop career, Sarandon Rap. I think we all saw it. Saran? Sarandon Rap. Sarandon Rap? Yeah, it's really great. I wasn't mad. Let's not even look it up.
Starting point is 01:22:01 Let's just keep moving along. Bobby was the voice of a monster in that. I was. You better wrap this up, Sir Andrew. You're never going to get elected. Gary? You got another one? No.
Starting point is 01:22:24 You're going to have to go to Swanburg I'm gonna have to I'm gonna yeah let's Swanburg it oh the Banger Sisters do you think that's
Starting point is 01:22:34 does that sound legit to you Gary yeah he's going with Banger Sisters that's correct Bobby you got another one? You haven't used your lifeline yet? Say it again? Have you used your lifeline yet?
Starting point is 01:22:58 No, I haven't. I'm going to use that. Save it, Bobby. Save it? No. I'm going to use it. Okay. Where is that person? Oh, these guys? What?
Starting point is 01:23:13 Cats and dogs. Does that sound legit to you? You're looking at me like I'm supposed to have the answer. I don't know. You have paper in your hands with words on it. Is Cats and Dogs on it? Do you want to take that for your answer? I do.
Starting point is 01:23:28 Okay, Cats and Dogs. And doesn't it have like a subtitle and other words? Or it's just called Cats and Dogs? Just Cats and Dogs. All right, I'm going to take your word for it. Cats and the dogs? Cats and Dog Town and Z-Boys? Cats and Dog Town and Z-Boys? Cats and Dogs.
Starting point is 01:23:47 I think I might be out, even though... Oh, wait. Uh-oh. No. Almost. You look like you got a message from somewhere else, from above. Yeah, I don't have a lifeline. I don't deserve a lifeline. I don't deserve a lifeline.
Starting point is 01:24:05 I can't. I'm not playing for anybody anyway. But I had a great time. Thank you so much for having me. Do you have another one, Gary? No, I don't have them. I don't have any. Does Bobby have another one?
Starting point is 01:24:22 If I'm wrong, does it fuck it up for the person? Yes. Yeah. No. Because I think that technically Gary lasted the longest. Did he? No, Bobby did. Bobby lasted the longest?
Starting point is 01:24:39 Yeah. So we call Bobby the winner? Yeah. Bobby's the winner. Bobby's the winner. Thank you. Bobby. winner? Yes. Bobby's the winner. Bobby's the winner. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby.
Starting point is 01:24:49 Bobby. What Susan Sarandon movies did we miss? ABC. ABC D's Donuts is the winner. Baby. That's my boy. That's my boy? The Client.
Starting point is 01:25:03 The Client. The Client. The Client. The Client. The client, of course. Pretty baby? Mr. Woodcock. Witches of Eastwick, of course. These guys should have been playing, and we should have watched. Shall we dance?
Starting point is 01:25:20 It should have been the whole show. I heard you. I'm going to throw another one at that guy that caught the ladies. Is she in the Muppet movie? Do you want another one? Cloud Atlas. What was that? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:35 She's in Cloud Atlas? Cloud Atlas. Somebody said Bull Durham. They must have nodded off earlier. Lovely Bones. She's not in Schindler's List. Jeff who lives at home. Jeff who lives at home.
Starting point is 01:25:56 That's a good one. The client for fuck's sake. I know you feel pretty weird after a while just screaming the client over and over again. What'd you do last night? I went down to the Gramercy and screamed the client. Let's do some plugs. Bobby Moynihan back on SNL on May 7th
Starting point is 01:26:22 with host and musical guest Brie Larson. What else you got going, Bobby? Do you have some movies in the can we can look for? Yeah, Secret Life of Pets. Oh, nice. You're the voice of a doggy? I am. Aww.
Starting point is 01:26:42 And the Book of Henry coming out sometime I think next Thursday? I didn't mean that. Next sometime, I think, next Thursday? I didn't mean that. Next Thanksgiving, I think. I don't know. All right, cool. Thank you for being here, as always.
Starting point is 01:26:54 Thank you for having me. Always a treat. Gary Goleman's got a special on Netflix. It'll be available, what's this, Sunday? This Sunday. Sunday. I'm headlining here May 21st. Gramercy Theater, May 21st.
Starting point is 01:27:12 Come back and see Gary. Come see me again here on May 30th. Oh, that's so funny. I thought the shithead would be on the poster, but I still got to carry around the poster. The big sign. Amy Miller. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:27:28 I'll be in New York doing a lot of shows over the next month. You can see them at amymiller.com. What? amymillercomedy.com. I like amymiller.what? And follow me on Twitter at amymiller. Alright, thank you, Amy.
Starting point is 01:27:49 And Bennington show on Raw Dog that's right and this Sunday night I'm going to be watching Gary's special on Netflix so make sure you join me it's going to be fantastic who else still hasn't gotten a donut Make sure you join me. It's going to be fantastic.
Starting point is 01:28:07 Who else still hasn't gotten a donut? Just threw two of them. Terribly thrown. Recovered, though, man. You know, there's no five-second rule. That's a lie. Like, the second it hits the ground, you're getting against something. Something for your trouble. One more time for all of my guests. That's a lie. Like the second it hits the ground, you're getting against something.
Starting point is 01:28:26 Something for your trouble. One more time for all of my guests. Bobby Moynihan, Gary Goleman, Amy Miller, and Ron Bennington. Oh, sorry. Leave you hanging. Douglovesmovies.com Let's get the prize bag delivered to the lucky winner over here.
Starting point is 01:28:49 Yeah, both of you come up here. You can help carry it. There's one more bag. Hang on. You got to get that champagne. Yeah, corks be popping tonight. High five for Bobby. Yeah. tonight high five for Bobby yeah and as always title is a shithead whiners who say the new Ghostbusters is ruining their childhoods are shitheads
Starting point is 01:29:27 look at that the donut box stuck to the and people who say it is what it is are shit. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.

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