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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds with 50 as a pop more kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see because Doug loves movies.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I Love Movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies recording on Wednesday afternoon, September 3rd, 2025, but releasing on Monday,
day, September 8th. So if you're in the New York area, come see Douglas movies tonight at the
Grammarcy Theater. That's right. We're back and it's going to be beautiful. I posted on
socials who the guests are going to be, but I'm always afraid they're going to, you know, drop out
later. So just come to the show. I think you'll have a nice time. My guest today are a nice
time if i do say so myself we've got three returning champs here to defend their titles it's brandon
college chad opitz and justin thompson hello hello how do you know you know i love it when it comes
together an all-male show i think that's what the people need i think it's uh of course brother
important to have men on podcasts say in their opinion nobody else is doing it nobody no no no
innovative we're so special uh well let's meet uh my guess individually and alphabetically by first
name which in this case is the same he is back after a recent win it's brandon collins how's it
going man what's up everybody how y'all doing out there in podcast oh you know i think they're
probably i can't speak for them um let me ask you this brandon was it a good
summer for movies
because I know you probably saw most of the
summer film
was it a good summer? I thought
of it was fine, you know, there were some nice surprises
there like the weapons, but at the same time I knew
Zach Craigor was probably going to some cool
but there wasn't anything that
really like... Yeah, that barely
made the wire for a summer movie
you know, come out until August
exactly like when I think
about the middle of summer it's very like, you know,
I did enjoy Fantastic Four and like Superman
and F1 and stuff like that,
but it's not like I'm racing to see them again,
you know what I mean?
Like, so it's fine.
I'm glad that people were going back to the movie theaters,
but I was really hoping this could be a return to form.
And it sounds like you're in the fall.
We're not going to get some of the best, unfortunately.
So 2025 is going to be a weird year, I think.
Oh, really?
All right.
Because, you know, of course,
the Oscar prognosticators are going wild about certain.
things that are happening.
And so I
have a maybe somewhat rosier
outlook
on the rest
of the year. I think, you know,
I was just on a, on the Bennington
show this morning
and
we were just talking about
the, you know, this year
so far. And I don't think it's been a bad
year for movies, but I don't think it's been
exceptional either.
Yeah, everything's just been fine. Like, Jurassic World
like huge improvement over the past two but like
there's still just whatever yeah there's moments
they didn't need to do this but there's also some really cool moments
from like that's probably one of the coolest sequences in the whole franchise
so it's very conflicted like in a lot of these big blockbuster movies
absolutely but at least it wasn't a total whiff I'm tired of those
uh I would gives me hope for you know because they're going to keep making them
so I might as well might as well get with the program and just hope that they
continue to get better he is
back after a recent win.
Chad O'Pitts.
Hello.
Hi, man.
How are you doing, Doug?
I got a question for you.
Yes, sir.
So you've seen Showdown in Little Tokyo?
Oh, baby, have I?
Because when that movie came up at a recent movie interruption where you were one of the
guest interruptors, you were a strong advocate for it, but for some reason the crowd
didn't go for it.
the fools yeah and then not to mention did they not go for but they also you know they missed out
on uh the guy wasn't lying the guy who brought that movie uh because he brought it back uh he brought
it back to the show last night and uh it actually got chosen good and i cannot argue with him
saying that that one particular line in the movie is what the greatest hilarious
greatest movie of all
movie line of all time
it's so good yeah
and we don't we shouldn't spoil it
we should let them watch
showdown a little Tokyo and find out what else
and it's also better in context
100% you know because it's one
of those it's kind of like
it doesn't work through the whole movie
but they try to make him cheeky
like he says little quips after
he you know fuck somebody up
mm-hmm it's a brisk
79 minutes long
it's so it's just so fun
I, you know, I was really happy that the guy brought it back, and this time we picked it, because we all, it had something for everybody, you know, it's got drugs and boobies walking around, you know, naked men, naked men that are heavily tacit and muscular and bad guy with a scar, a scar on his face, the bad guy, how great is that?
Oh, yeah.
And he's the bad guy from Mortal Kombat, isn't he?
Yeah, I bet he is. I bet he is.
You know, Dolf Lungred's best performance possibly.
Maybe because he wasn't also directing, maybe he was able to find it.
And he's having, he can tell he's having fun.
He is, but he was like trying to act like he was having fun in that other one we saw and command performance.
And it was rough.
Yeah.
All right.
He is back after a recent win.
It's Justin Thompson.
you all have the same intro
Wow
it's an honor to be here among champions
you know what can I say
like that's brother
last time I was on
Doug described the game by saying
any fool could win and
you did it
yeah anybody can win
you know in multiple choice but I favor
I think the person who actually
knows some of the answers
has a better chance
but it's still
you never know
what question
you're going to get
it's like when I play
I tried a bunch of times
when Trivial Pursuit came out
a million years ago
I was one of those people
that tried to have a night
where people come over
and we play that game
and nobody would know the answers
so many of the questions
and myself included
and so I
you know I feel the frustration
when you don't know
but at least going into this
you know it's just going to be movies
you know we got to
bring a scene it the DVD game back.
That's more my speed.
You know, I love getting the visual, like,
you'll see part of a scene.
Oh, yeah, it brings it back.
But don't the questions, aren't they really,
like, don't they really spoon feed it to you?
Like, they give you every possible clue in the question.
I think so.
I mean, I can't remember.
That's why I say, let's bring it back.
Yeah.
That's a game truly any fool could win.
yeah truly i don't know is it because it's probably also multiple choice in bed um all right
one question for you justin how do you think you're going to do today against these two
well you know i don't want to say i'm intimidated um i have a middle level of confidence
very appropriate being realistic but you know i'm going to do my best
that's all i could ever ask if you and um you know i looked i checked with the
vagus odds and uh the bookmakers have you at 10 to 1 what yeah and brandon and chad are both
practically even money so the hell yeah he's running bets on this yeah i would love
better get them in now you know you can spend all after we take crypto whoa
all right before we play some games today i would like each one of you as we do each episode
we'd like each of you to recommend one movie so we'll start with brandon could be recent could be
you know old school whatever yeah i'm actually gonna recommend uh because the wife and i watched it
the other night uh karate kids legends which is completely different than the movie that was
advertised but the young kid ben wing who plays lee is awesome like the lead kid was really really
good. And that was worth the
hour of 40 minutes I spent
watching it. And also Joshua Jackson
Pacey from Dawson's Creek was randomly at it.
So I had a good time.
Wait, so that's the one that, when did that come
out? Like in May? Yeah, I came on a few
months ago, but like Ralph Machio and
like Jackie Chan are barely in it. It's not
spoiler to say like, they're barely in it. No, I kept hearing
that. That's why I didn't see it. Because I was just like,
what is this about? Like what? I don't even
understand how those two guys can be in the
same world you know yeah i mean it kind of works but like when they started teaching a kid it
didn't really make sense it like didn't make sense that like go get ralph macho from
california to bring him to new york to teach this kid who already knows how to fight it was kind
of bizarre yeah i i enjoyed it i i'm smiling the whole top but it's not as good as like i didn't
i didn't go through the whole thing but i saw enough of cobra kai to appreciate that like
it's loved it's beloved for good reason
is a good show.
Yeah,
Cobra Kai kind of wore out as welcome a little bit.
I think it went a bit too long.
But like it still fits within that.
I think there was opportunities to integrate a little bit more
if I'm being honest with you.
But yeah,
Kobe Kai has some badass kid fighting though.
That second season bad.
Oh, yeah.
Hey,
that's the best kind.
It's awesome.
All right.
So it's called Karani Kid,
colon,
legends.
Yes.
All right.
Colon legends.
It besides the colon.
guys yeah you gotta say colon full title yeah i you know because i mean i guess it could be karate kids
legends without a colon but that sounds more like a i don't know like a medical that sounds like
their avengers movie yeah uh all right chad what are you got for us this time i know you always
bring the heat i'm i'm going with one um you know how in la they do a lot of retrospective
like anniversary screenings of movies and stuff uh-huh 25th anniversary 30th there's a
movie I really love, and I was hoping
they would do one for it this year, because it's the 30th anniversary
of this really great 90s teen movie called Angus.
And I've seen no scheduled screenings of it, and I absolutely
love that movie. And I would love to see it in the theater with a cool
crowd. And so hopefully by the end of the year, that happens, but I
haven't seen anything yet. But that's a really, really good
90s teen flick with a really great soundtrack, if you like
90s music. Yeah. And
There's even a few chains that are really digging in across the country into these anniversary screenings of things.
Like, Jaws just made, Jaws just came in number two for the weekend.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah.
For, you know, being the 50th anniversary.
So, like, there's going to be a lot of that kind of business going on,
because any time you can squeeze some more box office cash out of something that already exists.
Somebody already owns it.
All they got to do is do a little advertising, put it out there.
You know, get the stars to maybe go do some talk shows or talk about it on the internet.
But Angus, I remember it being a, you know, a pleasant experience, a good movie.
But looking at the name Angus, I'm wondering, do they ever do a joke about his name being so similar to Anus?
No, I don't think they do.
I think they do.
They're children.
Why wouldn't they do that?
They do.
It seems like it's right there.
They did the classic, like they call him a cow or whatever, but, you know.
They don't do the ain't it.
That's kind of, that's true.
You'd think he gets bullied in the movie.
That's part of the plot, actually.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, what kind of creative bullies are avoiding the thing that's right there?
You know, oh, no, I'm better than that.
Yeah, no.
Those bullies would definitely go for the colon legends, you know.
But I'm bullying.
I like to punch up.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Angus.
Karate Kids Legends.
This sounds like, uh,
Got a real teenager thing going on here, Justin.
Are you going to have a question about Angus?
Oh, please.
Angus had the actress that was the daughter, like the sister in Jurassic Park, right?
Because I had a huge crush on her at the time.
Ariana Richards.
Okay, cool, cool.
That was Anus's sister?
No, no.
It says like, it's anus's love interest.
Oh, it's his crush.
It's this big crush in the movie.
Yeah.
She's great in it.
She's actually got a pretty good character, too.
Oh, okay.
Who, what's, name an adult figure in the age.
Oh, George C. Scott's in it.
George C. Scott plays his grandpa and Kathy Bates is his mom.
It's got a really good cast.
And Rita Moreno shows up as like a dance instructor.
Well, that's fun.
But those other two are two of the most frightening actors.
Yeah.
George C. Scott's really likable in it.
He's great.
I like when he's likable.
It's pretty entertaining.
It doesn't happen very often.
No.
He's him and Charlie Talbert, who plays Angus,
have a really good rapport together.
All right.
Well, you're getting me on the anus train, that's for sure.
Justin.
I want to talk about a movie.
I think thematically will bridge the two that have already been discussed.
New York Ninja.
Whoa.
Yeah, baby.
What is New York Ninja?
All right.
New York Ninja is wild.
It's crazy that this movie exists.
It was filmed in 1984 and then scrapped.
And then in 2021, it was finally released.
This company took the unfinished footage that had no audio and made it into a movie without storyboard or script or anything.
And then they redubbed a bunch of dialogue and cut it into a movie.
So it's this 80s martial arts, you know, action, adventure movie.
And it's pretty wild, pretty entertaining.
Is it good?
I don't know.
But it's just crazy that it exists.
And it probably has the wildest set of knockers that have ever appeared on screen.
Well, I'm sold already.
So, yeah.
Oh, because they like somebody uses them to fight or something?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Oh, my God.
Not me ever.
Oh, my God.
That's so funny.
But yeah, it's really crazy that this was preserved and then cut into an actual
movie, yeah, so
where can we find it? Where is it?
I don't know. Well, a friend of mine had the DVD,
but I'm sure it's available somewhere.
I would think so.
You know, people can go out there and look
for it. Yeah.
I'll tell you right now.
Oh, I got the, I already got the information
from my producer.
All right. It's on canopy.
What the hell is canopy?
it's like if you ever had a bowl of peas
that was so stupid
it's
hey canopy
it's just another one of those
fucking it's one of
is that a free one or a really cheap one
I think it's the one where you can get a free
membership with your library card
if your library
participates
because I used to have it through
the Brooklyn Library
and then I think their
deal with them ended but
others
it's out there
go find it. Search it out.
This movie's great. Go to the library
too while you're at it.
We got to see these knockers.
I don't know.
I'm scared.
Well those are some great wrecks.
We got to take a break.
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Back to the show.
We are beat.
And the first game that we are going to play today is called screaming or conjuring.
What is this game about?
What is he talking about?
Well, this is honor, in honor, of the fact that a friend of the show named Clark Collis has a new book out.
His book is called Screaming and Conjuring, and it's about modern horror.
and how it's here to stay.
And I recommend it to anyone who likes the Scream franchise or the Conjuring franchise or scary movies or movies in general.
And I'm going to give away a copy tonight at the Gramer Seat Theater.
I got an advanced copy, but it's also now in stores.
So here's how this game works.
I'll name a fun fact, a fact, more like a fact than a fun fact.
And then you will guess if it's, if that fact relates to the original scream movie or the original conjuring or both.
All right?
not the franchise as a whole
both of those movies have made
so many and they keep coming
this is the
original movie
Brandon gets to go first
if he misses and Chad gets a shot
and if Chad misses
and Justin
you know there's only three options
all right I'll pay attention this time
so this is where
this is where Justin shines if he pays attention
yeah
Yeah, but I don't know.
I'm interested to see how this plays out.
Brandon, are you ready?
I'm so ready, I think.
Okay.
The first fact, directed by a man, scream, conjuring, or both?
Both.
That was too fast for comfort.
I think you'll be good at this, Brandon.
Sorry.
These are supposed to be hard, but that was the correct answer.
The West Craven directed Scream and James Juan directed...
The First Conjuring, that's right.
Which is what should be called now.
They should go back and change the title.
The first conjure.
Just like the Thunderbolts.
All right.
Chad
How are you doing?
I'm good
All right
You got to start with this next one
See if you could put a point on the board
Written by a man
Scream or conjuring are both written by a man
Okay I know I know scream was written by a man
But was the conjuring
I'm going to say
both
you're going to both
that is incorrect
Justin you got a 50-50
on your hands
what are you going to do with it
I'm going to say
Brandon, how would you like a free point?
I'll take it because I know the answer.
Just to make it official, what's the answer, Brandon?
Scream.
Yeah, Scream is correct.
Kevin Williamson wrote it.
Do you know the names of the two people who wrote Conjuring?
I do not.
I'm a big scream fan, so that's why I know everything.
Yeah. Oh, you know all the scream shit.
Well, it's a good thing that this is just the first game today.
And it's, you know, it's not going to, you know, it's not going to be that big of a deal if you win it.
I usually blow my load pretty early on the show.
So it works out.
It's par for the course.
Yeah, the conjuring was written by, this is a trick question, Justin, because it was written by two men.
and the fun fact was written by
A man
Oh
Yeah
Oh boy
Oh shit
It was being goofy
It was written by
It was written by a couple of brothers
I like how you did a goofy voice
To say that I was being goofy
That was fun
Yeah
This guy's an idiot
Hey, what's going on with the roguer
Hey, what's going on with the rogue-like tavern?
Oh, we got a show there on Thursday tomorrow.
All right, well, we'll do an official plug at the end,
but I'm just worried about, I see the Instagram posts about how, like,
that it's a struggling operation.
I mean, I saw that just yesterday, so we'll see.
I'll talk to the owner tomorrow, but I think he's,
today there was a good post about it.
things are looking positive today.
Well, you got me all fired up about
Rogue-like Tavern.
I know, you've got to go.
Unfortunately, this, you know,
this episode that we're taping now
is going to come out after it's happened.
Okay, it'll be back.
Well, that's the attitude.
Yeah.
I appreciate it.
Hell yeah.
All right.
So I'm just stalling,
because Brandon ran away with this thing.
He didn't even have to think about it.
He didn't have to, like, think out loud and work through it.
Was that the entire game?
Well, you know, officially it's the first person of two points wins.
Holy Lord, okay.
But let's keep playing just for fun.
Chad, what do you think of this one?
Let me think.
Scream, conjuring, or both has 65 credited cast members.
65?
65.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly credited cast members?
I guess on IMDB, it just says exactly how many there are.
That seems like it seems like you could go.
through account them if you want to double check
but they seem like they're pretty
into accurate numbers
I don't recall there being that many
people in The Conjuring
so I'm
going to say scream
um
see that's the kind of thing that's supposed to happen
Brandon is
so it kind of works through it a little
bit I never was good at show my math
out loud and then
I get to say incorrect
And then Justin, now he's really going to chew on this before making his 50-50 decisions.
You know, I could see it being 40 for scream and 25.
What was the total number again?
The number is 65.
Just for short of what it should be.
All right.
I get
But Chad's saying
And I probably would have won with that
I feel like I just have to say both
I don't want to but I must
I'm obligated
It just can't be that there is 65 total
For one of these films
Well it's it's so you're saying both
Like both of these movies have exactly
65 I thought you were adding the both of them
together, then I'll just say
it's definitely not both.
I'm not adding it. I'm saying that.
All right. All right. And which one
happened to have?
All right. So the one that
the one that Chad didn't say.
What did you say, Chad?
Scream.
And so
you think that both
Justin, that both don't have
65.
Because that's an outrageous number.
Yeah, is neither a answer?
Condring or both.
So if you don't think it's both.
Condering.
Say Condering.
All right.
It's official.
You said it.
And this is going to blow y'all's minds.
What the?
Condering has 65 credited cast members.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I don't remember being that big of a cast.
I know, right?
It seems like pretty small,
but I guess like every person,
you know,
every person that walks by
goes, oh, shit,
goes, or whatever.
Neighbor guy with a flannel shirt.
Yeah,
it's a lot of,
you know,
teen,
yeah,
teen with hair tie.
But this is going to blow your minds
even further,
though.
Scream,
the original scream,
64.
Oh,
well,
ridiculous.
The hell?
So,
Would you guess that, Brandon, that there's that many?
I wouldn't have, actually, because both of them would have pretty,
they always felt like they had pretty small cast because it's like so contained the story,
but it's interesting.
But I guess there's just lots of people wander by and say one thing.
You know, news reporters or whatever, the press, you know, just random-ass characters.
I mean, I think those numbers are pretty average for a typical feature film.
unless it's low budge
then they might
the average might be more like 30 people
but there's a lot of little parts
but no little actors
and finally let's just throw this one right
to Brandon's not not waste any more time
actually let's waste a little bit more time
Justin was like every point I can get
has to go to Brandon
scream or conjuring or both
rated R.
Both.
Both were rated R.
I knew you'd know that, too.
But Conjuring is one of those ones
that I think in the Conjuring universe
there might be a couple PG-13s
that have slipped in.
I think some of the spinoffs,
like the Annabelle movies, I think, are PG-13.
Yeah, where in Scream is just...
Yeah, Scream is just flat out R all the time.
Oh, yeah. I had to sneak to see that movie
the first time.
Oh, wow.
All right, well, Chad is the winner.
I mean, excuse me.
Yeah.
Braddon was the winner of our first game,
and that means he gets to go first in our second game,
and it's not necessarily an advantage.
But we'll do that after this break.
We'll be right back.
Woo.
We're back.
And, oh, that was a quick one.
And we've got one more game to play.
It's a little something that I'm calling,
Streep Throat.
Whoa.
I know, right?
Oh, yeah.
Man.
It's a crass title for a classy game.
Yeah.
Yeah, because when it comes to classy dames,
Meryl Streep, there's hardly none other,
especially in the world of American actresses.
If she was British, she would have been a dame by now.
But instead she has to settle for damn awesome.
So here's how he's getting this crazy game works,
because I looked up,
Rotten Tomatoes
laid out
all of her movies.
They ranked all of her movies
based on the Rotten Tomatoes
score from the critics.
So I wrote them down.
You're going to take turns guessing
Merrill Street movies that you think would
manage to land in the top 10
critically of all of her
many films. She's been in 64
or 65 films.
I didn't really check on that number.
And some of them have been like God-awful, but she's amazing in them.
Well, she's always great, but like, yeah, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of dramas, a lot of, like, she, you know, she's in some comedies that are kind of misfires.
But anyway, the point is.
It stays working.
That's all I can say.
Exactly.
And getting Oscar nominations at the most nominations of any, any act, maybe not any actor, but any actress.
But anyway, so if you guess the movie, that's number one with the critics, you get 10 points,
and then on down the list, number two is worth nine points, et cetera.
And then you'll each get three guesses.
We'll go three rounds.
And then I'll, you know, add it up and see who prevails for today out of these three incredible champions.
That all came to play.
you can just hear it in their silence.
Yeah.
We're pontificating.
And even though she's been in so many, like, thinking of three.
I know.
Yeah.
Oh, exactly.
But that's the thing is your memory of the same three.
People will take your ones that you're thinking of and then, you know.
Well, I have a few, like, outsiders, but, like, I know that they're not good.
So that's why I'm like, the top 10.
Rod and tomatoes are all not a good movie.
Well, that's, we're going to.
We're going to have to struggle with that as we go through.
But you never know what's going to pop into your head as you hear the other guesses.
So we start with Brandon, and then we're going to go to Justin and then to Chad.
Okay.
Three guesses each, but, you know, one at a time.
So give me your first guess, Brandon.
I don't know if this is going to be top ten, but I know that it was, like, universally loved.
I love this movie when it came out.
and there's a lot of Oscar nominations.
So I'm going to go with adaptation.
Her and Chris Cooper out of their goddamn minds.
Yeah, and Nicholas Cage is twins.
And one of the more subdued Nicholas Cage performances, strangely.
At least one of the brothers is pretty chill.
Yeah, really crazy, interesting movie.
And, you know, I feel like the critics, when it came,
out ate it up
and so of course it's on the list
and it is number seven
okay okay we're on the board
seven on the list you're on the board
you got four
four cute little
points
and that's a lot more
than Justin has
until he makes his first
guess
well I'll tell you
adaptation was going to be my first guess
so now I think
yeah yeah absolutely
So this
risky, but the most recent one
I've seen with her in it,
the deer hunter.
That's the most recent
Merrill Street movie you've seen
or the one you've seen most recently.
That one I'm seeing most recently.
Like you saw it within the last few years.
Yeah, the last few months.
A few months.
Yeah.
How did you see it?
With my eyes.
How did you stumble?
into that? Oh, just
a nice family
hanging out
streaming experience.
But I'd love to see it in the theater.
Watch the deer hunter with your family. The whole family
gathered around.
Yeah.
Watch people. Yeah, nice.
Shoot themselves in the head.
Exactly. It really brings us all together.
You know, I
Your side of the family
or her side?
Yeah, my fiancé's family.
Yeah, I was just going to say, you are marrying into a bunch of psychopas.
If they're sitting around watching the deer hunter.
But yeah, it's from 1970 something, four, maybe later, maybe six.
But it is on the list, number five.
And it's worth six points.
So it's a good thing you just happen to be sitting around with your wife's family.
Yeah.
And they said, let's watch this.
rollicking
romp
like wasn't it kind of
like rough
watching a whole hour long
wedding sequence
before anything starts
to happen
yeah I forgot
how long
that puppy was
you know
really
so long
I've got PTSD
from that experience
honestly
it was it was rough
but
well
it's one of those
movies you're like
all right
it's great
glad to revisit it
now I can
put it away
for another 10 years
or so
glad to revisit it
yeah
it's tough
it's tough
But it's always, I, you know, I, one, in one way that I really appreciate that movie is it's one of the five movies that John Cazel is in before he died.
And those five movies, it's just like nobody, no actors ever had a better, like, oh, I'm in these five movies.
Like, they were all nominated for Best Picture.
Wasn't that his last one?
I don't know if that was, I don't know the order.
Wasn't Dog Day Afternoon his last one?
I didn't.
No, it came out in 75.
Yeah.
This was 78, I think.
Okay.
Yeah, so that might have been his last one.
But just in a few years there, both Godfather's the conversation,
Dog the Afternoon and Deer Hunter.
Like, that's insane.
Yeah.
Insane.
Okay.
I don't know if anybody watches Big Brother,
but the guy in the current Big Brother house reminds me of him.
Because he's real weasily and has a mustache.
Okay.
I'll scope this out because that's a big brother house.
Yeah, his name is,
Vincent Vinny Vincent
That's a good name for a
For a weasel
Yeah
No he wears like a
He's always got a hat on
But he's got a nice head of hair
But he always has one of those
Wool hats on or whatever
And he's got a mustache
And he actually twirls it
He actually twirls the end of it
Yeah
And he's like really
Friendly but manipulative in the house
And he mostly reminds me of those
The way he dresses and acts
He reminds me of those weasels
in uh roger rabbit oh yeah i gotta see this guy yeah let's kick his ass i like those dudes
all right so dear hunters worth six points for just a we've got two players on the board
chad this is your first shot okay give us that number one merrill street movie i'm thinking
strictly from like critical standpoint i don't know about rotten tomatoes i'm gonna go with
Kramer versus Kramer
or as I call it
Michael Richards
versus Michael Richards.
I'm sad to say.
Well, very well reviewed.
Like there's her top 30, 35 or so
movies have good reviews.
You know?
Like she's got a lot of
gotten a lot of positive
feedback. But Kramer
versus Kramer, for which
She was won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress,
number 11 on the list.
What that hell.
Wow.
Yeah, you just missed the cut off.
I did not see that coming.
Yeah.
No, I felt strongly before I started looking at this list,
that Kramer versus Kramer would be way up there.
All right.
Still anybody's game.
Oh, man.
Brandon.
Now I'm shook.
What's your second guess?
Oh, my God.
that didn't
man
because the one I want to do I'm very scared of now
because I know she was nominated
but I know oh man
I'm gonna do it and also
yeah I'm gonna do it
the devil wears Prada
oh yeah
let's see what happens
but you know
making a sequel now as we speak
I actually was on this
I actually filmed on a sequel
yeah
yeah she she looks great
by the way for 76
yeah they keep i keep seeing footage of uh you know because they're just filming in the streets of manhattan
i guess so they're just uh out there i wonder is it just called devil world's proditude
they're not fucking around with a colon that's that's all the everyone was referring to like um
and that's their abbreviation on set yeah so i think that's true i don't need a here we go again
or or a good one for that movie would be uh what does he say uh
Girder your loins.
Yep.
Gird your loins, yeah.
Gird your loins, gertrter.
All right.
Don't put a girder in your loins.
Number 27.
What the hell?
On the list.
Yeah.
I think her performance is widely admired, but the movie, at the time, people felt it was maybe a little too cookie-cutter formulaic, but I always love it.
it. I've always thought it's a good. I loved it. We watched like a month ago. It still holds up.
Yeah, I think it's really good. So I'm a little worried about the sequel because I just don't know what would be interesting about, you know, maybe the two women still continue to have like kind of a power struggle at the magazine. I don't really, I'm not really that interested in that. But there will be good, good outfits, I bet. Oh, yeah. Everyone looks fantastic.
Yeah, it'll be a real mat gala. All right, Justin. We're back to you.
I mean, oh, I'm thinking, I can't remember.
I mean, all right, so let's roll a dice here.
This is not going to be in the top 10.
I'm not even sure if she's in it.
Postcards from the edge.
She is in postcards from the edge.
And I never thought any of you would guess that.
I thought that's one they're going to miss for sure.
Is that number one?
No, it is number 13.
Wow.
Well, it's pretty high.
It's pretty far down the list.
I'm not even sure if it's 13.
I just know it's beyond 12.
So, sorry to say, but that was another terrific guess.
That is a good guess.
That's a deep cut one.
Yeah, that was pretty impressive.
Yeah.
Is that what Shirley McLean?
Yeah, Shirley McLean.
And she plays essentially Debbie Reynolds.
and Meryl Streep is her, you know, nepo daughter.
And, you know, they have issues.
Drugs are taken.
You know, it's all based on Kerry Fischer's, you know.
Yeah, it's a fun rock.
It's fun to watch the family like Deer Hunter.
No, Carrie Fisher was good at taking a funny, you know,
making it funny that she had so much, you know,
fill problems and stuff
Chad
I'm doing a real Hail Mary here
because I don't know what else
all the ones that I'm thinking of
I do not think are going to be on there
but this is another like critically acclaimed one
so who knows Sophie's choice
Sophie's choice was very much
admired by the critics
and that was another
Oscar for
I think she won for that one too
but unfortunately
number 25
on the list
I know when you hear the ones that are
in the top 10
I think you'll go okay
those seem familiar to me
you know some of them
but it is
it is interesting
but also I kind of want to hear
from you these ones
that you're thinking of and dismissing because
you know just because a movie's not
super serious doesn't mean it didn't get good reviews
um all right
but as still anybody's game
this is very exciting
bradden this is your
final attempt to get
a big one
it's just this list
is so like my confidence
is broken in this
because I want to go
with an awards contender
but then like that blew up in my face
and so I'm kind of like
did I just go for the movie that I loved
that maybe critics didn't care about
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with doubt
I'm gonna go with the Oscar thing
because everyone got nominated for that
and you don't get nominations across the board
of critics don't like it so
I'm going to doubt so that's a very
very well thought out
conclusion
that doubt should be on there
and it is not.
What?
Oh, my God.
What is on this list?
Well, that's what I'm saying is, like,
her number 30 movie on her list has like 75% on a lot.
You know what I mean?
Like, most of her movies are well reviewed.
You have to dig a little bit to get to the shit.
And, you know, like,
one of her worst reviewed movies was that Lions for Lambs
with Robert Redford and Tom Cruise.
Yeah.
And that's like second or third to last on the list.
and that movie was pretty lame what number is doubt uh i didn't write them all down but it was
definitely you know it's out of the top 10 when he when he said that i was like oh that's probably
yeah no bio davis got nominated for an eight minute scene how was that out of the top 10
all right well wait for what unbaffled too brandon for doubt like everyone like everyone she doesn't
have a big part it's true um yeah no it was really good and uh
Like I said, it's probably, you know, if it's sitting at like 80% or something on Rot Tomatoes,
it could be, you know, still deep into the end of her list.
But I'm telling you, no one's going to disagree with number one.
I'll give you that additional clue.
So we're back to Justin.
Okay.
I think I'm starting to run on empty over here.
You know, I'm going to be kicking myself in the first.
foot for this if I
could you one foot kick one
the other
yeah I guess I didn't think that
far ahead either
take your foot out of your mouth
and kick yourself in the foot
yeah
I'm starting to think these critics don't know what they're talking
about yeah me too
okay
I mean you know adaptation and deer hunter
were both in there
yeah well they were right about those two
because those are two I had in mind as well.
All right.
All right, I can stall for a few more minutes, right?
No, we'll get to it.
Let's see.
All right.
I'm really drawing a blank.
So I just got to also throw a Hail Mary here.
I love it.
Just name a Meryl Street movie.
that's the challenge
I can't think of another right now
sometimes that's what happens
Doug
I got nothing
okay
I think you got another
Citizen Kane
I would think while you were sitting
through Deerhunter with the in-laws
that you would
have your mind and wander
thinking about other Merrill Street
movies
I keep thinking of movies
I think she might be in
and I
okay give me one of those
hold on something's got to give as or that's a great one that's a great one you know because you're wrong
but i appreciate the feeling that you got that made you think it could be her dion keaton is in that one
okay what about as i'll stop adding in your guesses they're easily confused those two
diane and meryl they have similar they both came up in the 70s all right
All right, Chad.
All right.
I'm going to go with, man, I'm going to go with one.
Because I failed with my last two, what you were like, critic ones.
I'm going to go with one I personally like, and I don't think it's on the list, but I hope it is.
Death becomes her.
That is another one that I think in its initial, I think the initial response to it was just kind of, you know, iffy.
And then it sort of picked up steam over the years, you know.
You know, it made money initially at the box office, too, I think, but it was more of a fan thing than this.
But also, probably still certified fresh.
It's really amazing how she not only picks good roles for herself, but she's like, a lot of these actors and actresses when they're like trying really hard to win an Oscar, they end up in the most ridiculous movies because they overshoot, you know, it's kind of like what they talk about in Tropic Thunder.
And, you know, they, they overdo it in one way or another and then end up looking silly.
And that just doesn't happen to Merrill Street.
But congratulations.
Justin, you just won.
You did it again, buddy.
Yeah, good.
Wow.
The deer hunter.
Yeah, six points.
You did it with six points.
Well, Brandon, thank you for taking adaptation.
Yeah, I worked out okay.
But what about Brandon?
Do you have another, Merrill Street, just for the hell of it?
I'm just going to throw a Mamma Mia because I swear this is the top ten.
I'm going to lose my mind.
No, that's the thing is it wasn't that well received or was not as well received as all these ones that I wrote down because it's not on the list.
But Mama Mia, here we go again, is number 22.
It's higher than the original Maramia, which that, to me, is crazy because as sequels go, I thought it was pretty, I thought it was a weak wall.
Yeah.
A week wall.
Yeah, it was a week wall.
Do you have another guest, Chad?
It's not on there, but another one that's popping out of my mind.
She was in this movie with Jack Nicholson called Iron Weed.
Yeah, that's a weird one.
But that's not on there.
but it was you know she jack and uh you know jack and merrill both got nominee for oscars for iron
weed i watch you so boring they like play homeless people who are just cold miserable and uh it was a bummer
she's she's had some you know pretty serious like like i thought silkwood got good reviews
because you know that's what share won the oh yeah oh no she didn't win for but that was her
first oscar nomination and uh and meryl was it was such a serious movie about
a serious topic, and it's
29 on the list.
But before I tell you the rest
of the movies on the list, let's go
ahead and let Justin do his plugs.
What would you like to promote Justin?
Well, yeah, just follow me on Instagram.
It's Justin Thompson, L.O.L.
That would be nice.
You can see me post about shows that I'm doing
if you're in the New York Areola,
and you can see me promote my podcast there.
Right on.
And we'll get you back on this podcast, ASAP.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Yeah.
That's it for me.
Shush.
Number 10, the movie about the Washington Post with Tom Hanks, The Post.
Okay.
Pretty good movie.
Just a picture of a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
And then number nine.
This is one of the ones where I'm like a little, the most, I question it the most, but, you know, maybe it's really good.
But it's a movie called One True Thing in which Merrill Street, you know, has cancer.
So like, you know, heavy cancer drama.
The critics went for that.
But then number eight, both of box office and critical success, co-starring romantically with the Clint Eastwood, Bridges of Madison.
yeah oh okay should have thought of that one yeah and then six i mean seven is adaptation and then
number six this is like you got to think outside the box a little bit because uh animation
counts oh yeah oh okay oh shit yeah she's a very well reviewed uh number six fantastic mr fox
oh man i should said that one okay yeah i like i enjoy that movie that's my favorite west anderson
movie yeah it's it's it's definitely my top uh four best anderson movies maybe three depending on the
time of day um number five was dear hunter sorry to PTSD you on that experience uh justin i did it upon my
brought it upon myself you know yeah but speaking of traumatic experiences number four is a little
movie that started
that coined the phrase
a dingo ate my baby
and it's called
The Cry in the Dark
Oh yeah
Yeah
Where that lady that claimed a dingo ate her baby
It's all about the trial
Or they're like we don't think
A dingo ate your baby and she's like
No it didn't go ate my baby
She said
Dingo said
So, number three, and the reason I said it's makes sense to mix it up with Diane Keaton, number three is a movie where Merrill and Diane are both in stunning black and white photography, and it's called Manhattan.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, everybody went crazy for that when that happened.
I think he'd even won the Oscar for screenplay.
number two
I'm a little surprised by this one
I didn't know it was so well reviewed
I thought it was a good movie
but it's Greta Gerwig's
take on little women
Oh wow
She was in that
Wow okay
Wouldn't have expected that one
Yeah I forgot about her that
Yeah she's like
Aunt Mamie or whatever
Aunt Marmee something like that
She's like a bitch
She's like an old bitch
Who like at one point
says something kind of nice to somebody
and you're supposed to say, oh, she really has a heart deep down.
She's just an old bitch.
The devil wears a bonnet.
So, as I was alluding to, I think the number one movie, not only is a great movie, I dare to say it's my favorite Merrill Street movie, and it's light and fun for the most part while dealing with death.
Albert Brooks is defending your life.
That's number one?
Number one, best reviews.
I'm actually happy to hear that, but I would not have expected that.
I can't think, I couldn't imagine a critic giving that movie a bad review or even a so-so review.
But, you know, the thing about Rotten Tomatoes also is when you see that it's like,
oh, that movie's 90% or whatever, that means 90% of critics based on Rotten Tomato's
opinion of the review they read, unless a lot of critics,
will actually give a score, you know, like three or, you know, three out of five or whatever.
But like basically, if a movie gets an okay review, it falls under positive.
You know, if it's just like, it was fine, then it falls under positive.
And that's why I think that the rankings on there lean towards, you know,
feels like there's more movies being certified fresh than not these days.
Yeah, totally.
but also
you look at the
I think it's a little bit of the payola
you look at the I don't know about that
you look at the popcorn score
I think Raj Maddo is making plenty of money
without you know having to get that kind of money
but you never know
but the popcorn meter or whatever
with the public
is often fairly close to the
to the critics but it's the public
that went like right away went day one
so it's people
people that are seeing a movie day one
are predisposed to liking that movie I also feel
So when both the popcorn and the critics are raving about it,
initially, at this point, I'm always wary.
I'm like, well, I'd just be okay.
But anyway, great job, Justin, Chad Opitz.
What would you like to promote?
Oh, let's, I'm going to be, I'm actually going down to San Diego next week for a gig at the Pallywineco on the September 10th.
Oh, I love it.
So head on down to Pally Wiencoe and San Diego.
yeah have a fun wednesday night out yeah all right brandon collins what do you got to plug
yeah folks can follow me at frodo underscore blackens on instagram i have a show called what the
film that will be having a Halloween themed show at little field in brooklyn on thursday october
second get tickets for that at proto blackness dot com and comes to me on the road from my drunk black
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So come through. Nice.
Doug plugs tonight, of course, Gramsie Theater, New York City, 8 o'clock, doors at 7.
Next up on the road for Douglas movies is Austin, Texas at the Creek and the Cave on September 17th.
and I'm doing stand-up at the Comedy Vault in Batavia, Illinois, on September 26 and 27th.
And Benson Movie Interruption is back at Dynasty Typewriter.
We had a fun time last night.
We're back on October 7th at the Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, Douglasmoves.com for all my dates and dates and lakes.
And I close every episode with a line from the last line.
from a movie and I looked up the last line from Silkwood
from 1983 I thought it might be something interesting
it is not
thank you Braddon Collins Chad Opis
Justin Thompson Ryan
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