Doug Loves Movies - Brandon Daley, Kevin Kellam and Alex Stopak guest

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds with 50 azot or hurdles in his teeth they're still not one that he won't Hey hey hey everybody my name is Doug and I love movies Coming to you once again from Zadies in Rosemont, Illinois, O'Hare adjacent Oh my goodness, this is so good to be back at the Parkway Bank Park movies, bowling, indoor skydiving. This is one-stop shop in this place. It's Tuesday, May 5th, 2026, and somebody is going to win the contents of this limited edition.

Doug loves movies, movies, not Bloomingy's, tote bag that is probably the best part of the prize bag, is the limited edition tote bag. But let me tell you what's in here, so everybody will know what's on the line. A great guest of the show sent me a shirt that she designed. Kate McCoochee made this. And it's absolutely beautiful, but it's one size too small for me.

So, you know, I want someone to go out there and wear it proudly. And I probably should end it based on your reaction. That should have been the last item that I showed. Here's a code so you can watch the movie Hamnet for free. Just dial that up on your TV and hopefully the FBI won't get involved. And then I've got a rubber, a peacemaker, a pipe from peacemaker that's only been used once. Oh, this is cute. I've had guests on that have been in this movie, Napa Boys.

It's been out. Yeah. People love it or they don't know it at all. And so Napa Boy's sticker, it's like a couple of grapes, but they look like testicles. Could be testicles of the grapes, I don't know. And then I got a Douglas Movies pin from Rockin' Pins. And this is fun. One free sandwich at Portillo's.

Yeah. I think it's a great question. question. We've got a follow-up question. And the audience, any size? Now I'm just double-checking the expiration date. Oh, you've got until the end of the year to go to a Portillo's. Yeah. Do you have these in Chicago? Oh, and a Doug Benson pin is in there as well. And I just got back from, well, actually a few weeks ago. I went to Key West twice in the last month. But one of the times I went was for the Q West Comedy Fest. Q from Impractical Jokers puts on this amazing festival once a year,

and they made special hats for the occasion, and so I'm giving one away because after being in Key West, I have several hats now that have a rooster on them, because they just let roosters roam free throughout that entire town. It's very charming, unless you're trying to sleep. then it's not so great because they don't just make noise because the sun comes up. They make noise because they make noise.

Day and night they're out there, cackling. All of that is going to be won by somebody tonight. Congratulations in advance to our winner. I've got three guest seats here on this stage, and I'm here to tell you that I have two gentlemen that are going to be that I book to participate today.

But I lift that third spot open because, as I do a lot of times, maybe not as often as I should, I would like an audience member to be the third participant on stage today. So let's start with the ladies. If you're a woman that would like to be in one of these seats and play movie trivia games and have opinions and all the things that my guests do, Raise your hand. Is there one there? That's it, just one?

I mean, don't get, don't let anybody force you into it or anything. I'm shy. You're shy? She shouts that from the back of the room. Anybody else? Come on, ladies. They're trying to talk somebody into it over here. Your sister doesn't want to do it?

No, she's over it. That's cool. Okay. I tried. You know, I always like they like to say, ladies first. Would you come up, ma'am, the one that's shy? And I've already apologized for calling you, ma'am. You're too young for that.

All right, so now we have to... Oh, do you don't... Please don't play music. I'm recording this show, and I don't have the rights to that music to put this on the internet. Just a heads up. Please take any of you like. Do you like a wireless mic?

You don't have to press the button. I suppose so, yes. All right. Very nice. All right. Let's get, now we need to get two more dudes. Not more dudes, but two dudes. Because she's the only woman that wanted to participate.

Where are the men in the audience who would like to be a guest on the show today? This is a shy bunch. Well, the guy who was trying to get his sister to come up because you got to come up because you know, You got to represent if you're trying to force her to do it. Oh, good, you got the baggy shorts on, so you give people a nice nut festival. The whole time you're up here. It's very, very professional. And then, is a gentleman back there?

What's your name? Yeah, you? Yeah, yeah. Hey, John. Do you want to come up here? All right, come on up and have a seat. All right, let's meet everybody before we determine which one of you gets to stay, starting on the end. What is your name?

My name's Ashley. Hey, Ashley. What's your last name, Ashley? Do you mind disclosing it? Sure, it's Bates. Bates? Bates? Bates. Yes. Like Norman Bates? You got it. Oh, well, then you're my choice. I say these guys can fuck off.

No, I'm joking around. All right, and the fellow in the middle, what's your name? Alex. Hey, Alex. Last name? Stopak. Stopak. You said it like I wouldn't believe you. And I do. It is my name.

Michael Stopac? Alex. My dad was Michael, weirdly enough. Wow. I'm psychic. I said an insanely common name, and it turned out to be his dad's name. All right, Alex.

All right, we got Ashley and Alex. Ooh, is this the third A name on the end here? What's your name? John. Hmm. Different kind of A. What's your last name, John? Gilbert.

John Gilbert. All right. I'm not going to remember. But I'm going to try. We got Ashley Bates. We got Alex Stopak. Nailed it. And John Gilbert.

All right. The three of you are going to compete in a game that I call Last Person Standing. The three of you will take turns naming movies. that have a particular performer whose name I'm about to reveal. As soon as you can't think of one, you are out. And I like to play along just as a spoiler and to try to help keep it moving.

We'll start with Ashley down there on the end. It's the Films of Merrill Streep. The Devil Wares Prada. She's out of the gate with the movie Devil Wears Prada. That's a big one. Academy Award nomination. Alex. Divorce Pratt 2.

Another big and obvious choice. I just saw yesterday right here in this very mall over at the Amk. John? I'm so embarrassed. What? You're already out of Rail Streep? You know what you're doing for me, John? You're saving me a lot of time.

Thank you for playing. Take a seat. He did have a very tentative hand raised when I asked him to come up here. He might have been trying to get the attention of a server. He might not have even wanted to participate. Let's keep the theme going. I just realized now that she's in three movies with the word devil and the title,

She Devil! With Roseanne Bar. Ashley. Sophie's Choice. Nice. Kramer versus Kramer. Very good. The deer hunter.

The dingo ate my baby. Oh, yeah. That's a tough one to remember. That should have been the title of the movie. Oh, no. Should have been dingoing my baby. Oh, no. Okay.

You got this. My brain. Okay. Let's see. Meryl Streep. Nominated for Oscars. Let me give you some hints. She was in Deverewell's Prada.

Okay. Two as well. Did I say deer hunter yet? I did. You said deer. God, damn. Yeah, sorry to take that from you. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. Do you have another one, Alex? Mama Mia. I didn't say, say another one, Alex. I was just looking ahead to see if you were ready, because now she's going to have to think of two. Mama Mia. Yeah.

Oh, that's just a common expression you use. I use it all time. Okay, Mario. It's a me. It's a me. Are you out, Ashley? I mean, Mamma Mia, too. Full title?

I think it's here we go again, but I'll take, I will take it because you're such a delightful contestant, and you're going to lose anyway. So then he said Mamma Mia, and then I say Kramer versus Kramer. Where do you said that one? Yeah, it's so hard not to just hear the ones you, you know, and just say them.

Oh, of course, death becomes her. God damn it, Doug, I was going to say that. No way. Oh, no. Now you're out again? Now I'm out again. All right. Okay.

I mean, people can whisper hints. No, they cannot. That's cool. They can like... No, I don't need that in a guest. Okay. She's very famous. Yeah, she's been in a ton of movies.

Oh, my God. Let's see. But you did a great job. I'm good at making words happen when a movie should be happening. Okay. No, I think I'm out. I think it math. Thank you so much for playing Ashley Bates.

Thank you, Doug. Thank you. And let's hear it for, do you want to rub it in with one more? No. Bridgers of Madison County. All right. There's another one she says she was going to say. Now, what I'd like you to do is I'm going to introduce the other guests.

And if you could get up and go stand over there for a second, we'll make it really official. put that one on the other chair. Each chair should have one mic. I don't know what you did with. He's not a professional. Yeah, and the corless one just almost fell off the chair. In his defense, the chairs are kind of rounded. All right, so let's go ahead and make this official. I mean, to write down his name that I absolutely remember. And please, everybody, welcome not only the one guest

you already know, but also these two others. Please welcome Brandon Daley, Kevin Kellum, and Alex Stopeck! Dang, all right. Let's meet them individually alphabetically by, what's the matter, guys?

You're sitting on one, probably, Brandon. The cordless one that's on your chair. There you go. You swiped Alex's. You're already a vicious competitor. Taking away microphones. Let's meet them individually, alphabetically, my first name, starting with the great Alex Stopeck. Thank you.

Alex, what do you do for a living? I work in contracts. Okay. I know you think it's boring, but we might be fascinated by it. Yeah. No, we're not. We're not. and who'd you come here with tonight?

My sister and my brother-in-law. All right. And during the process of... They waved to them from the crowd. They were so adorable. They waved to him for the crowd. That was very cute. They, uh, you tried to get your sister to do it.

How would you have, do, think you would have done with Meryl Street movies? Oh, I would have been great. You would have been great. Yeah, probably. She would have been, though. Yeah, she didn't, though. So it's, that's easy to say. you know, from the comfort of your own home.

I get every answer on Jeopardy right when I'm watching it. Well, thank you so much, Alex, for not only attending the show, but also, you know, being a guest. I appreciate it. Yeah, good luck to you. How do you... I think, you know, you did pretty well in the Meryl Streep thing, so we'll see how it goes from there.

Also joining us today, this is a first-time guest on the show. So happy to have him. He has a movie that he will tell you where you can watch it that he wrote and directed. And his name is Brandon Daley. Yo, what's up, Chicago? Okay, so everybody knows I love punctuation and movie titles. I'm a huge fan of any movie that has an exclamation point in there.

But you've really taken it to another level because your movie has a dollar sign at the beginning. It's called dollar sign. positions. I just call it positions, but it's a movie about cryptocurrency. So it's technically called dollar sign. It's technically called positions. Okay.

It's fun that there's a dollar sign at the beginning of the word. Yeah, in cryptocurrency, a dollar sign and in stocks it denotes a ticker. And the movie is about a guy who's addicted to gambling on cryptocurrency, and he's taken care of his Down syndrome brother.

And it's kind of like Billy Madison. meets uncut gems and it's called... Those two shouldn't meet though. Let's just be clear about that. You've created something special and new. Yeah, it's... And so, yeah, it's called positions,

dollar sign positions. It should be out by the time the show is out if it's a week from now. But, yeah, May 12th, we are streaming on Amazon and wherever you can rent your movies. So it's a Chicago made film. If you live in Chicago and you love Chicago

and you don't watch my movie, then that means that those previous things aren't true. So where does it take place? Now you got him. It actually takes place in Kansas. I was born and raised in Salina, Kansas. The movie's about Kansas. We shot in Chicago.

I knew it wasn't to take place in Chicago because if it did, there would be a scene where he's looking at his phone while standing next to the bean. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm very happy to be here on your Cinco de Mayo episode. I watched the Mexican with Brad Pitt last night to try to prepare in case you know anything.

Wow, that is the least Mexican movie that exists. Him and Julia Roberts and Gandalfini. Well, Doug, it means the world that you'd have three white guys on your Cinco de Mayo episode. And I just am so grateful to be one of those three white guys, dude. Yeah, don't forget to use your microphone. I'm also one of the white guys. Alex is on record as being also. white.

Glad we're settling that. And our third and final guest today has a comedy special on YouTube called Kevin in Hell. It's Kevin Kell, it's Kevin Kellem, everybody. Thank you.

Welcome back to the show, dude. Yeah. You did it here at Rosemont, Zanis. How many years ago, you think? About four years ago. It was before I went back to a radio station, people in Chicago and I'll call Q1.

101. So, yeah, so I'm back on Q 101 and back there and I did my comedy special last August. And my mom and dad were there and my mom said, you looked nice, but I thought you said some inappropriate things on stage. What did you say, dude? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Can you run the special for us? I'm not going to run the whole thing. But I know that's what my mom said, so I knew it was doing pretty good.

If my mom used the word inappropriate, I don't know it's on point, yeah. Do you remember who you competed against on this stage? It was Colt Boom Boom Cabana. Nice. Prong wrestling great. Colt Boom Boom. Very nice guy. And Marina Hagar, I always mess up her last name.

Karina Magyar. Thank you, Karina Magyar. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, dude. I've had two Coors lights, all right? I'm already forgetting someone I've been in a car ride with for an hour and a half. I'm going to get it when we go and dig our way to. It was four years ago.

It was four years ago. Yeah, yeah. That was so many Olympics to get. Yeah. So many marketing. Karina dipped out of the stand-up game. Still doing stuff, comedy, things around Chicago, like movie talkback shows and stuff like that.

Yeah, she's a great show on Twitch too. Yeah, oh yeah, big Twitcher. So, uh... People laughing at a app. Not like facial tics, like they... Just someone who's on Twitch as a twitcher. This guy's loyal to MySpace over there and he's judging. And how...

Did you win? I don't think you did. No, I didn't win. I didn't win at all. You had a lot of spelling in the game, and that confused me. Well, let me take a quick look. Oh, you should be good today. All right, great.

For those just listening at home, this is a gigantic, like, note. It looks like hieroglyphics that you have on that piece of me. Oh, yeah. None of my guests have ever pointed it out in 20 years. You're the first person to notice my manifesto. Is it a lot of words? My weekly manifest to, but it's the whole, the entire show is just like two sides of one piece of paper. I could find out that you're the son of Sam on there.

Yeah, you look at the zodiac killer, dude. This show's got a very small carbon footprint. I only use one piece of paper and then I save it. And sometimes people come up to me after the show and they say, can I have the show script or whatever? And get out of here. Alex already wants it. But I say no, because I genuinely save them. I have, I don't know how many episodes

has been now over 2000 and I have, I have all the scripts, baby. I can't have one? No, you can't have this one because also I got to look at this one tomorrow to remember what the fuck happened today. He has to know his flight for tomorrow, dude.

Like I wrote down Alex Stopac. I would have never remembered that if I didn't write it down. I just want to see if you spelled Rosemont correctly. I mean, it's not a tough word to spell. So I see Delta 457 tomorrow? My itinerary is not on this piece of paper. If he loses the piece of paper, he's going to land in Kansas City,

where the movie was supposed to be filmed. Oh, tickets are on phones now, you guys. Quick little update. Doug Benson is the one man who holds on to paper in his life. Oh my God. Like now tons of places that you go in this country insist on you using a credit card to pay. They're like cashless. But then there's some places.

I've been to two of them here in Illinois that charge you extra if you use your credit card. So yeah, it's a real weird time to be dining. But we need it, don't we? Alex, I would like you to go third actually on this because this is a, I'm springing, I don't know how regularly you listen to the show, but this is a part of the show before we play some games. I ask each of my guests to recommend one movie. And since he knows this question is coming, we'll start with Brandon. What's up? What movie would you like to recommend?

And it can't be dollar sign positions. Can I do two? No, just one. Oh, my God. Okay, well, I was... Jesus Christ. Should I move on to somebody else? No, no, no.

Do you need to gather yourself? I'm ready. No, I was up in Toronto doing a position screening last week, and I met this director who had directed this movie called The Pee Poo Pooh-Poo Man. Oh. Do you guys have someone... Someone's clearly heard about it already. And I was, I didn't know what this movie was, and he...

sent me the movie after our screening, and it's about a schizophrenic guy who there's a guy through his television that starts telling him to dump pee and poop on people in Toronto. And I had heard of this movie, but I was like not, I wasn't expecting to be as touched about the mental illness factor of the film. You know, you come for the pee-pee-pooh and you stay for the mental illness. No. So you're saying in the

laugh riot of human fecal matter and urine, there's a heart in there. There's a huge heart. And anyway, yeah, pee-poo-poo-man, you can stream it online. Go watch that little fucker, dude. Don't forget about the pee-poo-poo-poo- Be ready for that, yeah.

Don't put on your 3-D goggles before you watch the movie. All right, Kevin, I don't know if you can top that, but if you want to try. I don't think I can. But I like things that are free now. I'm trying. I like streaming just for things I like to stream,

but I like finding something free that I've watched before that's good that I can watch again and fall asleep to. And I did. And it was, I know found footage is so played out in horror movies right now, but I found this movie that it was made before Blair Witch Project. All right? It pre-Doh.

Before Blair Witch. It has an awkward ending, but it's a really fun ride in terms of a movie. movie that you could just make on your own and just make it look like it's supposed to be a documentary, but it's not. It's called The Last Broadcast, and it is a documentary that isn't a documentary that ends with a, it ends with something. I stop myself from spoiling it.

Oh my God, it's like there's so many movies that don't end with something. So it's really refreshing to hear this one does. I'm sorry, mine ends with blood, okay? I'm sorry. You got poo-poo caca from him, but I. I brought blood. But last, it's really creepy and fun and different

and kind of unique. And it's, it's fun to see a movie that predates all the found footage stuff. And then another found footage thing I love is creep. Whoa, whoa, what's happening now?

What the fuck? He gets two and all. Yeah. You only get one. Cut it out. You only get one. You only get one. I got last broadcast.

I was on a roll there. I was talking about found footage crap. I want to go on the ride. Do you think last broadcast is available somewhere? You can find it free on YouTube. Oh, YouTube. You just search the last broadcast. It pops up.

All right. Cool. Alex, these are some very interesting picks so far What would you like to recommend? My last favorite movie that I watched recently was Fifth Element Oh Lerlu. That you rewashed or that was your first time?

No, I've seen it a bunch of times I saw it when I was a kid But I'd rewatch it recently and it's incredible Every Cove my man, call him my man I just don't understand the flying car is why they're not crashing into each other constantly. There's no real lanes to speak of. Everyone's just sort of milling about in their cars.

The cops are very weird too. Like they're getting McDonald's and they just have it like on their window. I don't know. Is it really McDonald's? Yeah. That's the joke is that they're still McDonald's? Or is it the future or is it an alternate universe? It's the future.

It's 300 years in the future. And then Corbyn hits their McDonald's on their window and that's why they chase them. Oh, okay. I think. I don't know. I mean, I, you know, I just tune in for the poo-poo and the pee-pee. And then I stay for the McDonald's on the dashboard. Well, I'll tell you this about these recommendations. I will not be seeing any of them.

But thanks for them, nonetheless. And we're going to play some games right after the break. We'll be right back. Today's episode is brought to in part by Shopify. picture this it's late at night and you're scrolling through your feeds when all of a sudden you see it that one product you've been looking for you click on the link add to the cart maybe even shop around a little more before finally hitting checkout as you're filling in your address you realize you don't have your card anywhere near you that's when you see it that purple pay button

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Back to the show. We're back. We did name tag picking during the break and what we're wound up with was that Kevin is

playing for Brandon 2 Electric Bugaloo and yeah and Brandon who missed the boat on that

picked a gentleman named Justin to play for and Alex is playing for Sam to the future yes

all right let me take a drink of water because I need to be able to I don't want to have cotton mouth for this first this first game we're about to play How did you get cotton mouth? Sitting up here talking too long Without taking a drink

Is there a problem down here? What were you guys talking about? He needs his drink. My drink is at the table still. Oh, okay. Can you bring it up to him? Yeah, there you go. We'll take a couple more too if you have any extras.

What are you What do you want, Brandon? Old-fashioned. Okay, Brandon's, two old-fashions. What do you want, Kevin? I'll rock a Coors' light. A Coors' light for Kevin, and two old-fashioned, please. You know, we'll see what happens.

You saw what happened earlier when I asked to put the lights up. During the break, I asked for that. It took a second, but I think it'll happen. I feel good about it. But at least we didn't pick a drink that takes forever to make. Make sure they muddle it. Oh, my God. Do it right.

That's the thing about old fashions I've discovered. I enjoy them as a drink because there's always variations all the time. You know, like you get a vodka soda, you pretty much know what that's going to be like. But old fashion has, you know, nice twists and turns. And then sometimes they're not very good at all. What's the worst old fashion you ever had in your life? Oh, the one your mom made for me that time. Hey!

Hey, why did I know you were going to say that, Doug? Holy hell. You came to one family wedding. You came to a one family wedding, and that's how you act? If it helps, my mom also makes bad old fashions. It does help. I mean, it does. I mean, it does, yes.

That should be a Chicago dive bar drink, a bad old fashion. You get that in a handshake with a malort. You get a bad old fashion. Doug, do you like malort? I enjoyed hearing Mallort in a sentence. Have you never had a Mallort before? I may have, you know. There's not things I've done that I don't know what they're called.

Did you hear the scumbag call to action from the Chicago audience? Ooh. Everyone who gets a Monday or a Tuesday off like it's a Friday or a Saturday, it's a bartender. It's like, I got to fuck up his week. You know what I mean? Yeah, Mallord is a prank in a bottle, Doug. It's a prank in a bottle. That's what it is.

Is that? Yeah. What does that mean? Like a rubber snake pops out? It is an old, old liquor that just got revived 10 or 15 years ago for just delightful degenerates to make their friends drink who were from out of town and say, this is our wonderful thing we're offering to you.

You should have this. And then you watch them drink it, and it looks like they just swallowed a tire that someone shed on before they bought into the tire with their mouth. Sometimes they do put it in a can labeled peanuts. Yeah. Really? Alex came to play.

This is awesome. Thank you so much. One old fashion was down on the other end and this is me. Thank you so much. Love your nails. Look at those nails, everybody. Can we give it up for the nails? Just one more time.

Can't even come up with his own original compliment. All right, so here we go. Now that I got all this beverage, a nice old fashion is a perfect. This is the perfect thing to take a sip of before I did. I didn't even get one. Is it better than one of my mom made? He's someone who order it. He's got one over here.

What did Alex order? One of them? I didn't order it. He ordered it. Yeah. So give it to him. It's his drink. The fuck is happening, Alex.

Oh, my God. But you didn't order it, and I kind of ordered. Alex, you get old-fashioned for me and Brandon. You get picked out of the audience and you get a big head, my brother. I was born with it. I have a very big head. Yes, for the listeners, I could. confirm

as someone who also has a giant head, as someone who has trouble buying hats. But it's not as much the size of my head, but then the thickness of the hair, the luxurious hair on top of it. I got to take my hat off for a second, because I just always want to

make sure people know that this isn't like a hat with fake hair. Yeah. The texture. Oh, man. It's like a magic trick. Like, what? That hair is real? As a bald man, I appreciate your reveal there.

Yeah, thank you very much. Is it better than what my mom made for you? That old-fashioned is to take a sip of. This one is the best one I've ever had, I think. I feel like that was mine. You didn't order one. He ordered two. He got one.

You got one. I didn't get anything. How much has he been drinking already? Was that what you were drinking in old-fashioned? It was, yeah. And you really do want another one? No, I'm good. Okay, I think you're good.

These are fucking strong. All right, here we go. This game is called Bain Again. That's right. I'm bringing the Bain voice back, and that's why I needed a little whiskey a little bourbon before getting going. Bain, of course, is a great villain.

But what if he said things other villains? have said. So I'll say a quote from a villain from a motion picture using the Bain voice and the first person on stage to correctly guess either the villain or the

actor who played the villain gets a point. First person of two points is our winner. So just shout out as soon as you think you know it into your microphone. I don't like your positioning with your microphones. It's like you were

thinking your dicks are going to answer the question. You know, moving the mic to your mouth, that's valuable time you're wasting. It's a fast-paced game. All right. Which actor or villain said this? Introduce. I should have warmed up my bane voice a little bit first. Let the games begin.

There we go. That's better. Introduce a little anarchy. upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. Is that not... Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Is that not Dark Night Rises? Bain?

Okay, I don't think you understand the premise of this game. I do not... It's going to sound like Bain every time. The question is, who is it that said it that's not Bain? So it wasn't Bain. Hey, Ashley, get ready. I might need to replace. might have to get you up here.

Ring a ding, ding, ding, ding, ding there, dumb. You don't have to make noises before the answers. Just say it. Is it Joker from the Dark Night? Is it Joker from the Dark Guy? That is correct. It is the Joker. One of the best Chicago movies.

One of the best Chicago. I saw it in a movie theater 20 minutes from here when it premiered at midnight when it came out. It was awesome. I was still kind of close, though. He just wants you to get him In another old fashion That's all he's trying to do

His sister has to drive him home Wouldn't hate it These games only get more complicated Not less All right So that means that you're on the board Kevin You got one point You only need one more of these right

To win this one of the best Midnight movies I've ever seen Is the screen burned out It was AMC Crestwood 135th Street. Did anyone have ever been down there? They had it, they were screaming. They were like, they had one roll of film

for 15 theaters, and it burned out in half the theaters and at midnight screening. It was awesome. Hold all your stories until the end. Fucking fantastic. Kevin, how'd you do on Duck Loves' movies? Well, Doug hated me. No, I love you, but that story,

oof. Hey, everybody. The Dark Night, did anybody see it? I did, and it's amazing what happened. All right, here we go. Round two. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. That's Inron Smartest Guys in the Room.

No. That's a documentary from 2006. That's Inron Smartest Guys in Room, and Lock It In? That's my answer. Maybe they were quoting this person when they said it in that. I bet you they were. That's exactly what those kind of guys would do. They would quote this particular...

Social Network? No. Oh, fuck. Also, on both of your answers, we're looking for the character or... The actor. Or a bad story. You know, my dad always...

Keep your friends close, but your enemy's closer. Jesse Eisenberg from Social Network, what he said? It's not the answer that was previously wrong. That one continues to be wrong. Stelbeck is a guy who's copying off someone's work, who copied off someone's work, who couldn't read the work they were copying off.

I don't know. I don't know. This is supposed to be like the easiest one. It feels like it's right there. We have the audience. As soon as I know you can't. And as soon as I say it, though, then of course.

you're going to go, yeah, that's right. Of course. Of course Michael Corleone and the Godfather said that as played by Al Pacino. Yeah, that's right. Mm-hmm. I haven't seen it. I actually don't know which Godfather that was in.

You haven't seen it? No. For real? Okay. Don't forget to use your microphone, Alex. Even when you don't think what you're saying matters. True. Round three.

If you didn't get that last one, I don't have a lot of faith in this one. First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women. Scarface. Scarface is correct. All right. A very accurate depiction of the Latin American person by an Italian guy. Oh, yeah.

No, he really, Pacino really showed us. Happy Cinco de Mayo, everybody. Happy. He's a good to-mio, everybody. People are going to hear this, you know, over a week from now. So I don't feel like we have to be. too on theme for that. People are so over

single to mile about, two, three days later I'm usually over it, you know? Like, I don't really still talk about it eight days later. All right, so Kevin, you won that game. Congratulations. I really feel it was my shitty story that propelled me, do you?

It really helps, because you really threw the other contestants off because they're over there thinking, do I have to tell a story? And then you just swoop in Scarface. But let's do, I've got one more, Let's do it just for fun. Ready, Brandon?

I'm ready. Greed for lack of a better word is good. Wall Street? Is there Wall Street? You're supposed to say the character. Oh, Gordon Gecko. Yeah. Oh, give it to me, bitch.

Assist. I helped there. Yeah, it's like I knew the answer, but then you helped assist me with the terms of how I'm supposed to answer. I appreciate that, dude. Yeah, that works. It worked out great. You guys should go on Jeopardy together.

It could remind you to form it as a question. What is a great duo? All right, so congratulations to Kevin for winning that game. And of course, all that means is he gets to go first in our next game. And then we're going to flip the order around. So it's going to go Kevin, then Brandon. Well, we haven't had an order really so far. but Kevin, Kevin then Brandon, then...

Wait, no, no, no. Kevin, then Alex, then Brandon. That's how it's gonna go. I kind of think me and Alex are forming a coalition against Kevin. I don't like that. I was gonna say that about 90 seconds ago, but then I was like, no, I'm not gonna be a dick.

I told my shitty story. I should shut up. But then I just heard that the two of them are ganging up on me now, Doug. But here's the thing. I don't understand in what way an alliance could be helpful. First of all, you don't need,

even win anything if you win. The person you're playing for gets a back for... You get that just for being here. But you ask for what beer did you ask for? Cours like a fucking idiot. Yeah. I could have got top shelf liquor and I asked for a fucking

McDonald's hamburger, you know what I mean? Yeah, you really blew it. Bro, if I get that free portillo sandwich this week... I should have asked for fucking portilloes. That's what I should ask for. That's going to change my life this week. I'm going to be able to eat this week. if I get that Portillo sandwich, dude.

You don't win the thing. The person you're playing for with Justin will win it. Yeah, Justin. But look at it. He's going to give it to you. God damn it. Talk about an alliance. Sam, are we, got you some out of it?

I've never had guessed, well, I have, actually. Brandon, if we win the Portillo's gift card, can we split an order of cheese fries? Absolutely. He says that to me. I'll take it. I'll take it.

I'll take it. All right, this next game is, this is a new one. Thank you. Somebody loves it already. That's always exciting when that happens. This game is called The Devil Where's Nata?

All right, this is a movie ratings game. I'll name a movie. We'll start with you, Kevin. And then you have to say, whether it got its R rating for violence or sex or neither. Ooh, this is so hard. Well, it might be, might not be. I think it's easy, dude.

Okay, you know, yeah. You ever seen a movie before, bro? I've seen it all. Shut up. With your Kansas City tricks. Hey, he's on my team. There we go. Doug, you found the fucking gold mine with this.

fucking guy. Gotta have him back. Probably more of a salt mind, but it's cool. All right. First of two points is our winner. Oh, so Kevin, you get those three options, and if you don't get it right,

then Alex gets to a chance with only two options left. And if Alex misses it, then Brandon will get it. give me. And what are the three options just again for the audience? What is it again? And also for me because I forgot it. The three options, I'll ask you again, but basically, did it get the rating because of violence

or because of sex or because of neither, which would be, you know, it got an arc because it's got drugs or language in it. And I love a movie with language in it. The movies where nobody speaks are stupid. Those are called silent films. All right. First up, Kevin.

the movie is called Sex, Death, and Bowling. Why did it get it on a rating? That's a rape, dude. Violence or sex or neither. Looks like we got a real bowling crowd here, so I don't want to go with the rest. I would say, sex, death, bowling.

The sex, the sex. No, it's not the sex. Oh, no. Oh, shut up. You weren't there. Where was it? was she? Don't fucking hide your face now, asshole. You said, no, it's not. And then you

hide your face, judging from the shadows. That was, first of all, it's a terrible impression of her that you just did. She sounded way cooler when she said it from the darkness. Alex. He got two options with. He said sex. So is it violence or neither? Neither. Neither is correct.

There's no sex or violets and sex, death, and bowling. Sounds like just a lot of bowling. All right. Big win for Team Us guys. I didn't think of a name. All right, Alex is on the board. Brandon, you're up first on this one.

Thank you. You're welcome. Sex and Death 101. Yeah. It's a movie called Sex and Death 101. Sounds like, you know, it's about a college course. That's going to be raped, my brother. I'm off his team.

Your options are sex, violence, or neither. Sorry, I didn't understand. I'm going to go. Sorry I didn't understand. The Brandon Daily Story. I'm going to go It's called Sex and Death 101

Uh-huh Violence Nope Sorry, yeah What do you think, Kevin? Too much education Apparently And there's too much

Knowledge in it, too much The options are Violence It's not one of the three Sex or They're going to learn too much truth That they see this movie I don't know what is it?

Sex or neither. Neither. I'm going to go with neither. Incorrect. God damn it. He went with either. Alex. Can I go with sex, Doug?

You sure can. It's got strong sexual conduct. It's like he stepped on my shoulders and he dumped the basketball. I'm much taller than you. Exactly. Structurally, it makes no sense. It would be funny. It would be funny.

All right, so Alex won that game. But the sex was consensual in that film. I don't know. I know very little about a lot of these. I just go based on the, you know, the Motion Picture Association of America really speaks for all of us and what constitutes.

And we love them. Let's give them a shout-out, okay? Did you... The NBA? Does your movie have a rating, or is it not rated? It does not. What would you rate your movie? There apparently are for sure, but a strong R. Dude, apparently, like, because there's cocks

pissing in the film. Yes. And then it's, like, porn, right? Yeah, apparently that's, like, problematic, which I didn't really kind of was. Which is so funny, because you could see a scene where somebody's clearly, like, their stream is clearly in the shot, or you could see a dick briefly.

But you see P. coming out of a dick. There's P coming out of Cops in my film. It's streaming next week. so to speak Yeah Yeah My cock is in the film There's so much streaming in the movie

It's yours Yeah yeah Yours? Yeah, yeah So we use a lot of our VFX budget To make my cock look as small as possible So if you see the movie And you're like

Oh, that's a small cock It's because we kind of like It's an aggressive amount of modesty If I've ever seen one But yeah my penis is in the movie All right Brandon Just for fun Mine is not

That's what he thinks. Yeah. Brandon, sex violence or neither. The movie's called Let's Talk About Sex. That's a clean neither. Did I get it?

No. I didn't get it? No. It's crazy when there's three options. We're just doing it for fun. Yeah, we're just doing for fun, of course. Okay. Well, I just lost $100,000 on that.

Which one did you say? On Cal She? I said neither. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's wrong. Kevin? I'm going to say the sex. Yes, sex, of course.

It's called Let's Talk About Sex. That'd be a real, you know, pull the rug out from on you if they never talked about sex in that movie. But so anyway, I was just wanted to. I'm still laughing about him, CGIing his dick to be smaller. Not mine. Yeah, it costs $50,000 We got it as small as possible So if you see the movie and you're like

That guy's cock is small It's because of the money, dude We just have so much money to make this movie That'd be so funny if he embezzled that 50 grand Because he already has a tiny dick Good, good place to say where the money went He read a crypto scam To CGI his dick to be smaller

In his movie about a crypto scam My invoice is still outstanding. Speaking of scams, we got to go to a commercial break. We will be right back after these messages. Don't dwell on the past, Kevin. We have to rock it into the future. I got to write some things down. I should have been doing this during the break,

but I was fucking around, having fun. So Alex won that last game. So Alex is going to be first in this next one. So I'm the only one who hasn't won a game yet? No, but it doesn't matter really. Thank you. You know, because it all comes down to who wins this last game

will be our winner. And then normally the winner is invited to come back on the show again right away, but we'll see about that. My schedule is open. The biggest asterisk and Doug's loves movie. movie winner history is the end of this episode.

Also very big. We have had people that have been pulled from the audience that play that also have won and then made return appearances and some even, you know, several appearances. So you never know what's going to happen. And Alex has been a terrific guest. Yeah, give it a more time for Alex. You've been a joy. Absolute pleasure.

Absolute pleasure. All right. The last game we're going to play, that determines it all is what I call the little search engine that could boboo-bo-bo-bo-bo-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chchchchag-chchchchaggchchchchchchchchchchchchch-ch-a-old. Today, don't panic. This is just, this is one of those games

where it'll come to you or it probably won't. And you just have to flow with it. My mom's dream is for me to win Doug loves movies, though. Like she said... Moms are so into podcasts. Yeah. They love it. Has your mom seen positions?

She has. How'd that go over? She loves it. It's about our family. Does she really point and say, oh, that's my baby when the penis scene comes up? Yeah, she said that's, that seems like a VFX have made my baby babyer, you know? But that is crazy that you're, I can't imagine.

I can't watch your movie with my parents, mostly because they're dead. but I would be uncomfortable. All right. Here's how this game works. I typed a word into the search engine on the internet movie database today, and then I wrote down the top 10 movies according to their algorithm,

movies that are being searched with that word in the title, and you're going to take turns naming movies you think might be on that list, and if you get it right, you get the number of points based on where it is on the list. Like if you get the number one movie, you get 10 points. Number 10 movies worth one. And then we got all those points you can figure out yourselves in between.

The other thing I always try to do is try to make the game explanations as tight as possible, but also still not lose the people who have never heard any of this before. You know, the listeners are like, oh, I know this game. but, you know, I still have to get everybody up to speed. It's like if Alex had to come out and explain Jeopardy, or I should say Ken, if Ken had to, uh-oh, we've got to drink down. We've got to drink down. We're good.

It's fine. It's fine. Okay. So, this word has come up a few times today. And definitely take more time with this. What's happening? Okay. Just keep your glass on the floor.

It's pretty much empty. Yeah. So you just put it down. Yeah, so you don't need a drink from an empty glass. Okay. Alex, explain back the rules of this game. What Doug said. See, I knew that was going to be an issue.

Got you there, Doug. You have to take turns guessing a movie that has this word. Here comes the word. The word is devil. The word devil has come up in the title of a lot of movies. You're each going to get three guesses, but you're going to take turns. So don't blurt out any movies until it is your turn. And we start with Alex, and then we'll go to Kevin and then to Brandon.

What the fuck? It's true. It's true. You're going third on this one, but you don't worry about it. This is a one where you want to go first on, dude. It really is. Yeah. Yeah, if you'd have won that last game, you'd be going first in this game.

So that's why that was so important. Alex, give me a movie that you think people search for on the internet today with the word devil in the title. Devils wear Prada. Okay, but now say what it's really called. The devil wears Prada. Yes, the devil wears Prada. Devils do wear Prada though.

Yeah, you really slurred it out. Thanks, Doug. That movie, of course, why wouldn't it be number two on the list? So Alex is out in the lead with nine points, and we go to Kevin. Give me a movie with the word devil in the title, Kevin. Oh, shit, let me tell you this. See, he did so gray on that first one, it doesn't matter. But another element I forgot to mention.

At any point during this game, one time you can ask the person you're playing on behalf of Brandon can ask Justin, Alex can ask, Sam, and Kevin can ask. Brandon. Oh, Brandon. The other Brandon, the other Brandon, it's popular name. I'm Alex. All right. So, Kevin, what's your first?

Brandon, I'm going to you. First of three guesses. I'm going to the gate. He's going to Brandon for some help. He says devil wears prodigua. Let's go with Devil Wear's Product, too. Yeah, let's go with the absolute most obvious answer. The movie came out this weekend.

It's number one on the list. Oh, he walked away from the pound. He walked away from the pound. We did the high five, and he walked away from the pound. All right, Brandon, it's still anybody's game. I kind of feel like you've constructed this to be against me because of all the stuff I said earlier in the show. I mean, that would have been pretty slick on my part,

because I didn't know you were going to say that stuff. You may have noticed because of all the talk about it earlier that the whole show is written already. You didn't read my emails then, if you didn't know I was going to talk about that stuff. You didn't send me no emails. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Also, do not read my emails?

So we're looking for the number three devil movie. Sure, or any. anywhere in the top 10. I mean, I want to go devil's rejects. You got something better than that? Okay, we're going to go on devil's rejects, I guess. I don't know if Alex needs more. God, he's got a foyer.

He's spilling, bro? I already spilled one. I just get one more more. You are covered in whiskey right now, my brother. I think this game is going to go to the least drunk person. I think we can move on. Oh, my God. Don't put it down.

Is that your final answer, Brandon? I think we're going to go devil's rejects. Brandon says devil's rejects, and that is not on the list. What the fuck? Yeah, I'm sorry, Brandon. I engineered that specifically. I thought knowing that your fondness for the R word would lead you to name a disgusting horror movie

similar to your own movie. Which R word? Oh, no. Redacted. That's why I spilled my drink. It was a whole part of a thing. Okay, well now it's your whole turn. I'll go with Devil's Advocate.

Do you want to ask audience your... No. In person, you want to just go Devil's Advocate? Yeah, I think so. No, not on the list. Yeah. There's a lot of devil movies. So this is a...

There's no walk in the park. All right, so now we're back around to Kevin. There's a good horror movie I'm trying to think it was it. Devil was here? I'm blanking completely on it. I know it's awful. Kind of embarrassing to have you blank right now, dude. I know, it's really, yeah.

This is kind of where it counts, dude. Yeah, I could have said the devil was redacted, but I didn't do that. So, yeah. I got one person, I'll thank you. Redacted devil. I remember an redacted devil. Is it on there, Doug? Is it redacted devil?

Give me your final. No, the devil was here. I'm blanking. The devil was here. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the name of a movie. Yeah. It's not a good one.

It's not on the list. Not a good one. No, it's not on the list. Check on Tubey. It could be. See if it's on Tubey. Is it before the devil knows you dead? It probably is on Tube.

All right. Medea presents the devil. was here on TV. You already had your guess and you got zero points but it's really still a tight game. We've got Kevin's got 10 and Alex has nine and

it was nice to meet Brandon. What do I have? Nothing. Zero points? I mean you have a rich full life. You just have zero points so far in this game.

You were a team at one point. But this is your second guess plus you can go to Justin. I think I would like to go for the movie Devil by M. Knight-Shammelon. Just the word devil? I believe that that is a movie. A movie called Just Devil?

What the fuck? There is a coup against me here. It's number three on the list. Frequent listeners to the show know that sometimes you just have to say the word and there's a movie. It's just that word. There are so many times, Doc, when I've been listening to the show on the train, and I just yell out, God damn it, son of a bitch.

Like, while I'm on the train, people think I'm an insane person because someone just said one half word of what I was thinking. Is that another story from him? Yeah, it was a great story. It's a good story. You got a third story for us? I don't have any fucking stories. Tuesdays with stories.

Tuesdays with stories. Okay. another podcast. Okay. We're back to you, Alex. You need to get one now to potentially surpass Kevin

otherwise your day here is done. Before the devil knows you're dead. Oh man. I wish that was on here. That was a great answer. Don't feel bad, Alex. That was a really good.

No, hang out. You could do some plugs at the end. You got anything to plug? I love this podcast called Doug Loves' Move. Okay. Save it for the end. That'll be one of your plugs. Or maybe your

only plug. I don't know. I guess you don't have any reason to tell people about your contracts you're working on. All right. Kev. It's a big moment, can you come up with something to cement your lead?

You know, and this is, like you did with the devil, what did you say before? The devil is here? The devil was here. Dude, what if we do shirts off for this one? What if we all take our shirts off? Can I... Can we do shirts off for this last round, dude? We popping tops? Yeah. Doug, you kind of are in charge here, and you kind of get to decide if we take our shirts off or not? But I...

I kind of think if we all took our shirts off it would be cool for the final round. The audience wants it, and I'm not going to do it. But if you guys want to do it... Doug, can I Burt Kreischer my way out of this problem? I've already had one Burt Kreischer on this show. Three is really... Three is really rough.

I make y'all look good. Holy shit. Front row had to put on sunglasses. Doug. Doug, are you going to leave us alone in this jacuzzi? Are you going to hop right in? Hey, happy Cinco de Mayo. Everybody, happy Cinco de Mayo.

For those listening, I was looking at Doug the whole time when I turned around and their shirts were completely off and I was like, yeah, their shirts are off. That was the idea. Everyone was going to take their shirts off. Stop explaining everything. Hey, all right? All right, shut up.

I paid to be here. The port killer is Shut up, shut up Okay This is not a comedy festival He did not pay to be here I mean he might pay in one way or another But

Kevin As I was trying to explain Before shirtgate happened Just an expression With the word devil in it Like could pay off Or just something that you think might sound like that other guess

was not bad. So what's your third and final guess? The devil went down to Georgia. Could have been made into a movie. Was not. It was a song, though. I mean, a song, but you would know what's going to happen if you went to the movie because it's a story song and you know he beats the devil

with that fiddle. Where was he? That fiddle of his. They filmed it in Kansas City. I heard of Vancouver. Vancouver for the tax credit. Yeah. No, that wasn't on there, right? Doug, can I put my shirt back on?

Yes. Doug, can I leave my shirt off? Yes. Well, now I can't do it. Yeah. Don't be weird. All right, Brandon, if you name the fourth, fifth,

six, seventh, eighth, eighth, ninth, or tenth movie on this list that has the word devil in the title. you will either tie or win based on which one you get. Wait, so I have a question for you. So can I ask Justin what his recommendation is and then not necessarily take it? You do not have to use it.

Okay, Justin, what do you got, my brother? Can we give him the mic? No, he could just say it. Okay, Justin, go ahead and we'll repeat it. What do you got, Justin? Oh, the devil within, he says. Oh, devil makes three within devil. He sounded pretty confident.

The devil within? It might not. I can't say anything. No, Doug, go ahead. What were you going to say? I was going to say, it might not be the last drink I have tonight. Okay.

That's my old-fashioned, by the way. I'm just sucking in my gun the entire time I'm on stage. I guess I'm going to go... I want a better one, dude. I don't really like that, dude. I know they say don't take pictures during the show, but go ahead if you... If you need to.

I guess I have to support my man, Justin. No, you absolutely don't. You already, when you asked me if you had to use his answer, you were setting up a possibility where you wouldn't have to support him. And you would say a movie. Okay, devil in a blue dress. Devil in a blue dress.

Is on the list. Denzel? It is number eight with Denzel and Don Cheedle. It's number eight on the list. And so that means... Was his on the list? Do we get to know if his was on the list? What is his?

Oh, the devil within? I don't even think... That might not even be a movie. That's why I was trying to talk you out of it. Okay. Maybe it is, but it's definitely not on the list. And Brandon, you're bearing the lead. You're the fucking winner tonight.

Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding. Oh, my mom is going to be so excited. She loves Super Jaime. That just rock dog, dude. Would Doug just learn that someone? Stop describing things. All right.

The stage was bright. Brandon, before I reveal the other devil titles, because everybody's dying to know, go ahead and you get to do your plug first, and I'm sure that is everybody watch positions on VOD, on Amazon Prime.

Now. Okay, watch positions. My cock is in the movie. I'd like to shout out Python Hunt, which is doing it's theatrical this week. You should watch that movie that's really good. It is? Yeah, it's very good fun.

Python Hunt. Python Hunt is a documentary about people killing pythons in Florida. It's really good. Sour Minnows is another really good film I'd like to call out. It's premiering at Fantasia this year.

It's like David Lynch meets comedy shit. And then see positions on your video on demand. Yes, do it, everybody. Reach out to us and thank you.

later for that weird experience that I'm sure you will enjoy. Why is everybody sure off, dude? We bought the tops. All right. Don't make comments on each of these movies. It'll take forever for me to get through them. Number 10 on the list was merely The Devil from 2025, a Korean film.

And then number nine was another Korean film called The Gangster, the Cop, the Devil. from 2019. And then eight was devil in the blue dress. Seven was, I saw the devil. Ah. And that was also Korean. The Koreans with the devil. What's going on there?

Six was a very cool movie with our friend David Desmaltz Malchin last night with late night with the devil. Oh, of course. Great fucking movie. Yeah, it's awesome. And then there's a movie. I saw it. I kind of only vaguely remember it from 20.

2020, the devil all the time. Tom Holland was in it. Is it good? I think it was all right. It is a bummer of a movie. Oh, it's a bummer. Oh, it is a rough watch. Oh, okay.

Is it better than the three men with their shirts off on? Yeah, I mean, speaking of rough watches. It's worse. And then, what was the last one? Oh, and number four was another one. No one was ever going to say. is from India from this year

and it's called the initials KD colon the devil but it looks like a really cool action movie so I might check out to Indians dude we love Indians on Doug Loves movies One more time for Brandon Daily he's our winner

Wait does that mean that you have to have me back on Do you have the name Did you have the poster Oh you're playing for Justin So Justin, Oh, Oh, there's right. Justin just gave away his sweaty hat.

So, Justin, who would you like me to call a shithead at the end of the show? I'd call whoever you want a shithead. No microphone, Brandon. I don't want, okay, all right, got it. His wife, he hates his wife. The idea was no one was going to say it out loud, and then I was going to say it into a microphone at the end.

Okay, go ahead. If you go through the history of this show, the guests that say go ahead to me are the ones that I hate the most. And they never come back and their name is Jeff Garland. You don't have to tell me when to go ahead. I am the host.

I will continue. Alex Stubach has a shot, huh? But Doug, I have a story. I have a story. Okay, wrap it up quickly. What are your plugs, Kav? Oh, you can hear me on Q 101. You're right here in Chicago.

You guys can listen to that. All right, thank you. And then watch my special, my full comedy special. We shot at Lincoln Hall here in Chicago for the Whitney City Comedy Festival. It's called Kevin in Hell. If you go to YouTube, you just search Kevin Kalam. It'll pop right up. Watch it, share it, share the link you stink.

Thank you guys. Give it up for Doug. This has been fucking great. Don't have to say that. I want to do. I want to do. I know. I appreciate it, but don't just stop doing it.

I'm going to be doing stand-up and the Doug loves movies at the day. Denver Comedy Underground on May 22nd and 23rd. Never! Just don't say anything. Hashtag, but first... Alex. I'm doing stand-up on May 15th to 16th at Sports Drake in New Orleans. It'll be my first time at that club in New Orleans,

and I'm very excited about it. And since this episode's coming out the day before, it's technically this weekend. Alex... Alex... Alex Stopach. You did it. You know,

anything else you want to add? We've got like 30 seconds. No. Keep it going for all of my guests. Brandon Daly, Alex Stopach, Kev Callum. Thank you guys.

Thank you, Doug. And as always, Justin's wife is a shithead. Now it's time We're Dougwick prowess makes it Pocky, there's no room Hey, I am Mandy Moore Sterling K. Brown. And I'm Chris Sullivan. And we host

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