Doug Loves Movies - Brian Posehn, Matt Mira, Clare Kramer, and Samm Levine Guest

Episode Date: July 23, 2014

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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeamish babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop-up kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies I like that, that was. This is a lot of movies! I like that. That was good. There was a lot of enthusiasm.

Some people have complained to me that people are just shouting it now and they're not singing it. Do you guys think if you try it again, you could sing it? Because I'm meaning to tell you guys something. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is not a love movie.

Singing is not slower shouting. Coming to you for the first time from the House of Blues. We've been to San Diego before. Sweet home San Diego. But this is the first time at the House of Blues on Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014. Wolf of Wall Street fight. Terminator 2. Judgment Day of the Dead.

Men walking tall. The President's Men in Black. Fisher King. Ralph Adog. Day Afternoon. Delight. Sleep. Perfect.

Murder. By Death. President's Men and Black Fisher King, Ralph Adog Day Afternoon, Delight, Sleep, Perfect Murder, By Death, Wish Three Ami, Ghost World's End, Of Watchmen, Don't Leaving, Las Vegas, Food, and La Jingle All the Way. Yay! I got thrown when I looked down and saw the word La Jingle

Gas food La Jingle It's Comic Con week Let me see your name tags you guys Did you do a Comic-Con themed name tags? Any superheroes in the house? Got Wayne's World over there. Who's the superhero? Lots of crazy name tags.

I can't, it's too dark out there for me to see Rainbow Beard, but I trust you. Oh, there you go. Up here, oh man, you're a dude in an orange suit up there. You're Dane, and you're holding a Dane and Daner 2 poster, and you guys are dressed like fucking Jim Carrey

and that guy, that serious newsman from the newsroom on HBO. That'd be a funnier twist on the costumes. But you both, I get it, dumb and dumber. Sit the fuck down. People behind you paid, too. We didn't want to look at orange and blue tuxedos the whole show. People's arms are getting tired.

They're putting them down already. Fuck this. There's a Batman in the front row with a Batman mask on, a very S&M looking one. Dude, what's your face in? The guy's got his face in the poster. What's it a poster for?

No, I'm talking to the... I'm not talking to you, man. I'm talking to the guy who's got his face through his poster. You have a face of T.J. Miller on a stick. Which I wouldn't mind seeing that. I mean, like, if he was just in a movie or something. Why is that just, oh, Planet of the Ames. Your name is Ames?

Okay, good job. I'm a little frightened to ask about the, instead of Jaws, someone has a sign that says Jews. Did you make a sign for the whole family? Doug Benson, comedian. You put my face over Jerry Seinfeld's face. I appreciate that. If you could put my...

If you could slip getting Doug with high end when people try to click on comedians in cars with coffee, I'd appreciate it. That'd be a good burn. People would be like, oh, shit. I wanted to watch comedians on coffee, not comedians that are catatonic.

And don't ever forget that there's great weed here in San Diego, you guys. Don't you ever. And thanks for making all those name tags, lots of good ones, and as you can see, I've got four guests, and there's, if you do the math quickly, chances are your name tag is not going to be selected. So just look at it as a happy

miracle if you get picked. Ann Arbor, Michigan, next Monday, July 28th, I'm doing stand up at the Circus Bar and Billiards. And you know how great it goes for me when I play at a place that has N Billiards in the title. And if you have tickets to see me at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase, get a refund. The show is now at Circus Bar. Yeah, Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase is moving from one location to another. They didn't get done in time, hence no show there. I put together, when I say I'm coming to a town and doing a show on a certain

day, I do it anyway. Yeah, House of Blues called me last night and they said, sorry, we're going to fumigate for bugs. And I said, no, let's do the show anyway. And that's why you'll see a lot of bugs flying around here tonight. I don't know what you said,

but I agree, sir. Circus bar. Madison, Wisconsin. I'm doing another Doug Loves Movies taping at Comedy on State on Sunday, August 3rd at 4.20. And we've added a stand-up show at 8 o'clock.

Bring your name tags to both, Madison. And Monday, August 4th, I'm doing stand-up at Zany's in Rosemont, Illinois, O'Hare adjacent. Yeah, let's look in the prize bag, you guys. Got to put together an amazing prize bag for Comic-Con week here at San Diego. We've got some drumsticks from right here at the House of Blues. So someone's going to have to explain why they made that last-minute purchase. Also a cute little pink bag with a skull on it, also from the House of Blues gift shop,

which should still be open after the show. There's a store at LAX that only sells Universal Studios merchandise, so it's only Minion dolls and Transformers shirts, and it's at the airport, and it's like, if I were a kid and I got either of those things, I would be on to my shitty dad. We've got an At Midnight t-shirt. Of course, I appear on there from time to time. Got a couple of DVDs that can be explained more later. We got a copy of Gateway Doug. Oh, it's not Gateway Doug 2. I accidentally put in the old one. We'll have to talk about that. Yeah!

Oh, this is cool. I brought a, since it's Comic-Con week, but also there's probably a lot of stoners here at my show, I have got a copy of Stoner Comics. Yeah. And, oh, this is great. This is great. You guys are going to love this. If you race out of here when this show is over,

in the bag, two free tickets to see Into the Storm at the Redding Gaslamp Theater three blocks from here. So if you think you can make it three blocks between 9.30 and 10 o'clock, you could see Into the Storm, which is a movie that has no

stars in it. That's not necessarily a bad thing. There's been plenty of great movies with no stars in it, but I think basically there's no stars in it because people are going to die. And they don't want you to be sad about it. The lady who's dead from Walking Dead is in it, and I bet you she dies in this too.

She's just going to die in everything from now on. She's the female Sean Bean. You guys, I got four great guests for you. They've all been on the show before. They all know how to play the games. Please give a big warm welcome to Matt Myra, Claire Kramer, Brian

Posehn, and Sam the Ma'am Levine. A.K.A. Lil' Wolverine. Okay, they were chanting Team Sam! Team Sam! Okay, they were chanting Team Sam. Wow. So that's good, I guess. I don't know if you guys listened to that Seattle show,

but I smoked that little motherfucker. I know. Name that movie. It's so hard to say. Let's get this over with. I like that you guys are on opposite ends of two very gentle people. Let's hear it for the rematch of the century. Matt Myra and Sam Levine are here.

Matt, of course, works in front of and behind the camera at midnight, and he was nice enough to bring not only an at midnight t-shirt, a regular style but also a one that says points! Yeah, it's our new one. It just says

hashtag points. Points. Enjoy that. Yeah. And yeah, that's cool. And Sam always brings some stuff that he doesn't want anymore. Yep, I bring the good stuff. And tonight's contributions are what, Sam? Win a date with Tad Hamilton

and the Matt Dillon classic, You, Me, and Dupree. Okay, don't want anymore means that at one point you wanted. You know, I don't know how those DVDs found their way into my possession. Yeah, you exchanged money for goods and services. But I will tell you, they served a wonderful purpose while they were there. And you, me, and Dupree is a great title for build a title. I just thought of a good one. PC, you, me, and Dupreezy Ryder. title for build the title I just thought of a good one PC you me and do pre Z writer and then that was a good one not funny Brian that's Brian Posehn

everybody who if it wasn't going into the prize bag, I would give this amazing Chewbacca pipe that somebody gave me. God damn it. Somebody on the road gave me a very pained, upset Chewbacca, like Han just got frozen in a slab. And Chewbacca's like... And, yeah, and it's a pipe, so you... And the pipe is... and Chewbacca's like and yeah and

it's a pipe so you and the pipe is, that's why he's in pain is the pipe has impaled him and there's just like a bowl sticking out of his shoulder like he had to go through some painful reconstructive surgery The only thing that separates that from a representation of a Sasquatch

is a bandolier. That is a poor Chewbacca. This is this looksier. That is a poor Chewbacca. This is, this looks like Munch's version of Chewbacca. Uh, cause he's screaming. So, um, that's going in the prize bag and it's got even a little bit of resin in there. You could tell people that I already smoked out of it. If that's the sort of thing you like to brag about. And uh, Brian, speaking of bragging, I'm going to brag right now about the fact that you finally, it looks like,

you're going to come on Getting Doug With High sometime soon. Yeah, I got my kid into a good school, and so now I can fuck that up. And since we always do ladies first here at Doug Loves Movies, Claire Kramer, everybody. She brought the lovely items from the House of Blues gift shop. Sorry, guys.

What's the House of Blues gift shop called? Is it like Rock Shop or something? Ackroyd Sackroyd? That makes no sense. Terrible name. You put it in a sack. Name it, Zach. I have to come up with a new hashtag every day.

He can't even, Dan Ackroyd can't even be mad at that. It was so dumb. He can't even be insulted like, well, that guy's not even worth my spit. My job is done be insulted. Like, well, that guy's not even worth my spit. My job is done, then. But I am jealous of the Tad Hamilton DVD

that Sam... Oh, you can just have it. You can just have it. Oh, Sam has extras? I have multiple copies of everything. Nice! I knew you would for that one. I knew you would. You just have a stack of those on the kitchen table and ladies come over. It's a parting gift. Let's watch Tad. I knew you would. You just have a stack of those on the kitchen table and ladies come over. It's a parting gift. Let's watch Tad.

I remember watching that movie being like, I'm way on this Topher Grace train. It's never stopping. I could just hear Sam, don't leave angry. Leave with this copy of Win a Date with Tad Hamilton. And if they're still miffed, I give them you,

me, and Dupree. As a bonus. As a bonus. Then you win in the end on that one because then they actually watch it. Brian brought for the prize bag a copy of an album that he likes a great deal by the band Primus.

It's all that was in my car. Because it was the only thing in his car. I was going to give you Fuckers Frozen, but it's in the other car. Oh, the other car, Mr. Millionaire. Excuse me. My wife works harder than I do. She works very, very hard.

The particular Primus album it is called Sailing the Seas of Cheese. And Brian wrote on it, this is from my car, I still like it, but I guess it's yours now. Signed, Brian Posehn. You can always be sad when you read that and listen to it.

Don't worry, if you win, Brian's butler will send you his copy of Frozen. I was worried for a second about what Brian's butt was going to send me. Yeah, I know. I gotta just double check. I think I also accidentally put some weed in here. Yeah, I did. I'm gonna pull that

out of the bag. That's not included. If you have a weed card, see me afterwards and I'll hook you up. I don't think I can just give that away. That'd probably be a bad idea. You're like a weed card, see me afterwards and I'll hook you up. I don't think I can just give that away. That would probably be a bad idea. You're like a one-man dispensary.

So a drug dealer? Dude, I finally met and smoked with Snoop Dogg and yeah. Oh, I don't think people are supposed to know he smokes. He said... I imagine Snoop Dogg's house

to be like Richie Rich but instead of the McDonald's, it's a dispensary. It wasn't his house. And a McDonald's, because you need one after. It wasn't his house. It was in his trailer after a concert, but he had a bag of weed about this big

and went to everybody standing around his trailer like this. Oh, thanks, Snoop. And he didn't say Izzle about anything the entire time. He was super cool. So thanks for that, Snoop. And thanks to everybody for coming and trying to win

this lush prize bag. It's so lush. Just falls over when I put it down. Just the weight of greatness. So how many people here in the audience tonight are not going to attend Comic-Con at all and just brave the traffic and everything to get down to downtown San Diego. Most of you.

I'm going to still keep doing these on Wednesday night before Comic Con because I can get guests like this. But it's interesting that it's not really a Comic Con crowd. So it's mostly a local crowd. Yeah. But also not that local.

We got some motherfuckers from Santee in this bitch. East County! No one's ever done that. Santee. No one's ever stepped out of East County and yelled it out with pride. Well, for the record, San Diego, I think your mall is real weird. Thank you.

Wait a second, which one? The one that's over by the Balboa. It's like outdoors, you can't see what stores across the, you know, and there's like a Mongolian, I'm not winning this one, whatever. You guys love that mall. Congratulations. Comedian.

I think it's weird. Comedian Greg Otto says about that mall who designed this thing? MC Escher? You go upstairs and then you're downstairs. And it's true. It's really fucked up. It's really confusing, weird mall. But, um,

but, you know, Horton Plaza, the revitalization that came with that mall is so important because... What the fuck are you talking about? Horton Plaza used to be pretty shitty. I mean, it's still kind of shitty, but man... But now there's a Nordstrom's. It's not like a Times Square transformation has happened, but it is a lot cleaner now. Used to just be bums and dudes in

sailor outfits. And me, just walking around, two years old, smoking a cigar. Hey, Tiny Doug. What's up? Weirdly, my voice was deeper when I was two. What's up? I'm two.

Knick-knack? I'm two. Nick neck. Oh shit. Uh, that reminds me you, uh, do you guys listen to Matt's podcast? James bonding? Well, if you don't, I mean, you gotta love James Bond and Matt Myra. So I don't know how big that Venn diagram is, but, uh, if you're into those two things, not even my mother. Wait, which one

does she like? It's me. Love Ian Fleming. Brian, do you have a favorite James Bond movie? Fuck, it's been a while. Was someone shouting out your favorite James Bond movie? Good thing you know. And I think his answer was, hide your daughters.

So that might have just been an overall warning. If you're going to yell out a James Bond movie in public, if you have permission to, you've got to yell out Octopussy. Yeah, yeah. You've got to. But what, Brian, do you have a favorite one? Octopussy. 1983. Were you really scrambling to even think of a name of one? No, Brian, do you have a favorite one? Octopussy. 1983.

Were you really scrambling to even think of a name of one? No, no, no. Okay, good. You're just not that big of a Bond guy. No, I've seen them all. Yeah, yeah, me too. I think I've seen every single fucking one. I mean, seeing 22 of something is a commitment.

So good job, guys. Oh, so you don't count Never Say Never Again? No, it's not canon. It's not an Eon production. Sorry, it's just a remake of Thunderball. I had this argument already recently, and it's annoying as shit. It's just a remake of Thunderball. When will people realize?

It's just a remake of the most boring movie with the same guy. Sean Connery as James Bond. Thus, a James Bond movie has been made. But anyway, we'll have drinks later and I'll probably walk out. Brian comes to Comic-Con like almost every year.

So does Claire. What are you guys up to this year at the con? Doing at midnight on Friday. That's cool. Who are you going up against on that one? Patton Oswalt? It's me and AG and I don't know who else.

I can tell you. My TV lover. The third person is YouTube's Grace Helbig. Yeah. It's Grace. She's great. She's very good on it, Brian What is the YouTube? Well, she does great Daily Grace

Which is, you know, it's a great Yeah, she's funny, she's super funny I'll look it up before Friday So I know what the fuck It's gonna be a good show, can people still get tickets? No, it is sold out Suck it, suck it, San Diego And then sign in Deadpool at Marvel tomorrow.

Yes. Tomorrow and when else? Friday. Friday at four and tomorrow at three. Nice. With Jerry Duggan. He writes the smart part of Deadpool and I write the fart part of Deadpool. Fart part.

Fart part. Claire, what are you doing? You're going to be at a booth of some kind, I imagine. I'm going to be getting crazy over at the convention center. Geek Nation has a spot down on the floor and we're going to be doing podcasts and interviews and we're giving away a crazy seven foot

tall white walker. It's really cool. Stop buying your picture with it. A lot of people flew here. I know it's going to be hard to get on the plane. You know, it is a quandary, but it's not my quandary.

You know what I mean? It's, it's theirs. Whoever wins. So it's, yeah, it's awesome. Nice.

Fair enough. What's I'm looking at this piece of paper. It says, tell us about Uncle Nick, but I don't know who to ask that of. Doug. Unread it! Unread it! Sam, you're in something called Uncle Nick? Doug, I told you that in confidence.

That's where my love of movies comes from. Uncle Nick would put a movie on and say, just watch the movie and let me do my thing. And that's how I... So why don't you hate movies? I would hate them. No, it was a distraction. Oh, did this shit get too real?

This fucking obvious fantasy? Jesus Christ I don't have an Uncle Nick, I'm Jewish Come on I jumped on the Uncle Rape train And then I bailed right away I went like I'll help him with this hilarious bit about Uncle Rape

Oh God What am I doing? Uncle Rape? Oh, God. What am I doing? Uncle Rape all aboard! Wait, so... Going off the rails on Uncle Rape Train. Sure, sure. Uncle Rape Train is one of my favorite Cass Stevens songs.

Peace Train, Peace Train. You're always doing that. You're always like, give Uncle Rape a chance. And I'm like, no, Doug, it's give peace a chance. It's so easy to confuse. What's happening? Can I have an Uncle Rape of pizza? I'm like, no, Doug, it's peace.

You're getting both spellings wrong now. Who here has an Uncle Nick? Not in the audience, on the panel. I'm in a movie called Uncle Nick Oh Brian I found it My investigative journalist skills Paid off again You are in something called Uncle Nick?

Yeah, I play a dude named Uncle Nick No wonder you recognized it Brian, did you genuinely not realize it was you he was addressing? No, I knew the whole time. Oh, okay. All right. Not that dumb.

No, I know you're not. I just thought I'd let him play it out. Sam jumped in with his whole Uncle Nick fantasy. A lot of people, most people hate Sam, but I really like him. I've always liked him. What? Most people hate Sam. No, a lot of people, I mean. A lot of people. Sam, but I really like him. I've always liked him. What? Most people hate Sam.

No, a lot of people, I mean. A lot of people. Oh, yeah. Like, here, if you asked, a lot of people would go, yeah. Like, maybe not to your face, but, like, if we turned you around, people would go. But I don't. I love you. Thanks, but I love you, too.

Yeah. Yeah. Those guys are dicks for not liking you. Yeah, well, can't win them all. Have you guys been to the movies? Yes. Matt Myra and I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, we did.

You are right to woo. Yeah. Because I think it's fucking awesome. Yay! You know I love James Gunn, and I've been pulling for it. James Gunn, I would say his humor is prevalent throughout. I think it's the funniest Marvel movie yet. And I didn't get any backup on Sam from this,

but I think it might be the most violent. So it's really everything you want from a comic book on the movie screen. Also, read Deadpool by Brian Posehn and Jerry Duggan. Similarly thing. Is it funnier than Eric Banner's Hulk? It's because he fought a

poodle in that one. If I remember correctly, when we interrupted that in Austin, it just devolved into you saying you wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee. There's no way I said that. I will back you up. It is

violent. I don't know if it is the most violent, but I will say that Chris Pratt is an absolute movie star after this movie. And deservedly so. And Zoe Zaldana is Uhura. No? Okay.

Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon. Bradley Cooper, I will say this about this picture. Bradley Cooper's voice, Ion. Bradley Cooper, I will say this about this picture. Bradley Cooper's voice, I could have done without it. I'll say this one, though. I'll do you one better. Yeah.

The next time they want to write Vin Diesel a check for however many millions of dollars and literally have him say the same three words 85 times. Oh, what does he say over and over again? Groot want pussy? Yep. Four deposit only. Did I get his name right? Is that his name again? Oh, shit.

Nice pull, Doug. Yeah, he says, I am Groot. Ah! Ah! Somebody call the San Diego Zoo. One of the birds of prey is loose. Jack Hanna's here. He brought a bird.

Jack, tell us about this bird. Well, it buys you drinks, Johnny. And it won't shut up about it. What's happening? No. Do I want it? That's just the bird. Do you want it?

Don't address the bird. It will attack, Doug. I don't know what's happening, man. She wants to give you a drink. She's yelling and still holding it up. What kind of drink is it? She's not really a bird, Doug. That was a bit. K's yelling and still holding it up. What kind of drink is it? She's not really a bird, Doug. That was a bit.

Kettle one and soda. That's your brand. That's my drink. I've already got one, but I'll put that one up here next to it if you want. So bring it on over. Bring it up. Yeah, whatever's going to stop the yelling. Let's just put this to bed while we can.

Guys, I am just honored to be on the same stage that probably Smash Mouth was. You know they played it. Gin Blossoms have been on this motherfucker. Hazy Fantasy. Sugar Ray. All the greats. Better than Ezra.

Ever clear early years. Oh, that was very nice of you. Thank you for giving Doug more booze. Thanks, Patricia. She's going a completely different way. That way works worse. There you go. Yeah, right down this way.

Oh, no, not where we thought she was going. Similar outcome over there on the mirror image stage design. This would be an outtake on the world's worst Oscar acceptance walk-offs. World's worst walk-offs? Whose turn is it to tell me what movie they saw? Claire. Oh my gosh, I've been watching so much at home and so much TV.

What kiddie movie have you seen over and over again? No, don't even talk about that. Let's not go there. But I did just rewatch Gravity last night. It was so good. How is that picture? I haven't seen it yet. Please.

I really, honest to God, have not seen Gravity. Are you the only person in the... Literally. How is that possible, man? I recommend you watch it on your literally? How is that possible, Matt? I watched it on my phone. I recommend you watch it on your phone. How is that possible? You have seen it. It was out. No, honest to God,

I have not seen it. It was out and it was one of those things where like, I'll get to the theater. I'll get to the theater. And then you... No, I didn't get to the theater. Okay, but that's simply no excuse. It's been out on VOD for like six months. It was also in theaters for nine months. It was like re-released in IMAX and I was like, whatever.

I've seen Sandra Bullock and George Clooney. I can imagine space. Done. Done. But wrong. It's like out of sight but with a bigger trunk. Done. Bigger trunk. Brian, have you been to the cinema I saw Spiderman

Spiderman Deuce Is that your review Yeah yeah And Captain America That thing Oh the Winter Soldier That one yeah I see

I like that How is Winter Soldier I don't get to go I'm gonna ask you both How was Winter Soldier Brian I enjoyed it And I go. I'm going to ask you both. How is Winter Soldier, Brian? I enjoyed it. And I didn't, you know what? When you're as fucking old and as fat and gross as me,

like I fall asleep. Check, check, check. Go ahead. If I don't fall asleep, that means I loved it. It was a win. Yeah. If I walk out and I remember most of it. But you can fall asleep during things you're enjoying Right?

Yeah, like the last two I surprisingly did not I fell asleep during a fucking hammer fight Like people are beating the shit I can see the raid 2 And have the biggest hard-on I've ever had And still fall asleep Wow

Your wife's a lucky woman She actually is I've ever had and still fall asleep. Wow. Your wife's a lucky woman. She actually is. Raid 2 has a bunch of long scenes that don't have fighting. Yeah, but the fighting is fucking amazing. The fighting's really good, but it's a letdown from Raid 1 because Raid 1 is non-stop fighting. Speaking of long scenes.

It's hard to fall asleep during the first one. I also saw Boyhood. Oh, the hammer fighting in Boyhood's fucking amazing. Where you watch a boy grow up in real time. You do. It's like three hours long. And nothing happens. It's just like life.

But you kind of liked it? Yeah, weirdly, in spite of itself, I was like, oh, this was enjoyable. It was less seat fidgety than I was during Wolf of Wall Street. And they're both three hours long. I love Wolf of Wall Street. Well, then maybe you'll enjoy Boyhood.

I love Wolf of Wall Street, too. Scorsese! Yeah, a guy in the audience really did that, and then Matt really did it back. Yeah. Both of those things just happened. It did happen. And they say that there's such a thing as bad weed.

Did you see Neighbors, Doug? I did, yeah. I loved Belushi and Aykroyd in it. Did you guys know that before they started shooting, they switched roles against the studio's wishes? What, Zac Efron was going to play the husband? Nope. He's talking about the other neighbors

and I was making a joke about the more recent neighbors and no one understood any of it. No one. That was just for us. And really mostly just me. But yeah, Belushi and Aykroyd switched parts at the last minute. And it's a great movie.

Try to sit through it. What? We shouldn't talk this way about... So what is Yellow Stripes? You know... All right. It's downtown San Diego. It's Comic-Con week, but these people aren't here for Comic-Con.

They're not. Yeah, so this is just a fun time. There's one lady over there that's definitely here for Comic-Con. Doug, tell me that thing you said earlier about the intersection of 5th and E. Oh, it's like the USA Network out there. Yeah, because characters are welcome. Thanks for setting that one up, Matt. Perfect time to move on to the part of the show

where I say, let the games begin! Oh, and I saw Jersey Boys with my mom today. Not good. Your mom or the movie? Yeah, my mom was not on her best bit. What movie? There was a lot of dancing in the aisles. And I was just like, you're just too good to be true.

Can't take my eyes off you. So, I don't know why. I just went into it like, how bad could it be? And it's bad. It was worse than you thought. It's just boring. It tells their story, and if you have any idea of their story, then you know it. If you saw the trailer, you know what's

going to happen. Have you seen the performance of the musical? No, I haven't. Yes, I have. I imagine thinking that would be a lot better, and like Clint Eastwood kind of saw the musical and went, oh, that's a great idea. I'll have the characters narrate the story. So he jumps around from character to character,

looking into the camera and talking about what's happening. It takes you out of it every time. It's just too artificial. I'm kind of mad at Clint Eastwood for doing that. Yeah, he kind of blew it. He blew it. Remember that time he talked to a chair? Yes.

Well, this movie felt like it was directed by a chair. Was that all right, Clint? They look and there's just a chair. Think so? It's a chair sitting in front of a monitor. It gets funnier the more you think about it. Think of that throughout the show. That would be a good Funny or Die video.

A chair directing Jersey Boys. So go ahead and use that Funny or Die. And let's see your name tags again, everybody. And all of my guests are going to pick a name tag of who they would like to play for in tonight's exciting round of games and while they do that we'll do this we'll be right back and we're back

Matt Myra who are you playing for I am playing for Chris who made this lovely DVD of Casino Royale which is James Bonding's favorite James Bond movie. It is called Casino Royale, with Doug's face on Daniel Craig's, and on the back,

well, on the front here, rather, it says you could get a free, collectible Aston Martin DBS from Casino Royale, and he has it, and I've asked him for it. Hey, Doug, that's a James Bond movie I like. Thanks, Brian. Who are you playing for, Claire? Well, Doug, I have

the DMI Tree of Life, but she didn't put her name on here. What's your name, sweetie? Jenny, but it's for now. Dimitri. Jenny, but it's for Dimitri. Dimitri. Dimitri of Life. Oh, there it is. Dimitri of Life. Alright. Dimitri of Life. Yeah, there it is. Dimitri of Life. All right. Dimitri of Life.

Yeah, and it's like a pot leaf. It's a big pot leaf. It's not just like one. Okay, well, thank you for choosing that, Claire. You're welcome. Brian? Yeah. Who are you playing for?

You've got a big one. Yeah, there's weed references on mine, too. He's got a really big one. It's Ray is her name. It says Ray's World. on mine too. She's got a really big one. It's Ray is her name. It says Ray's World. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll hurl. That was what made movie

posters in the early 90s. Yep. And then a big drawing of those two guys. Yep, but no, it's a lady and her boyfriend dressed as those two guys. She's but now it's a lady and her boyfriend dressed as those two guys. Because she's got really nice eyelashes. Oh, I'm Garth.

Oh, Doug is Garth. She's Wayne. Yeah, sure. Party on, Wayne. I can see it. Party on. That fucking joint is the size of a baby's arm. Look at that. Fucking awesome.

A big fat baby. An adorable big fat baby. Sam Levine, who are you playing for? You know I'm playing for the Jews. Always. Which appears to be the Solomons, Fred and Jennifer. I am so glad you picked that

because my first love is James Bond and my second is Jews. Yep. It's a pretty good poster here. I might take it home. What's your favorite Jaws movie, Matt? The Revenge. You know, I just like

personal grudges by sharks. Do you remember when Mario Van Peebles actually pushes this shark off of himself I remember it all Pretty impressive stuff Alright you guys We're way behind time We're just giving them more of a show

You're welcome I gotta try to look at it that way I'm crapping out of this game so fast too I like helped you invent it And I am probably the worst person to look at it that way. I'm crapping out of this game so fast, too. I, like, helped you invent it, and I am probably the worst person to ever play it. You're not the worst, Brian. And also, we're going to play

a couple other games first before we get into Leonard Maltin. Good. I think you might be quite good at this particular game. We're going to... In fact, Brian, we'll start with you. All right. And then we'll go to Sam and then to Matt

and then to Claire, because you know how we are here about ladies first. I appreciate it. And you're welcome. And this game is called ABC Deez Nuts. ABC Deez Nuts, y'all! And I'm going to say a letter. We're going to spell a word or words and in this case we're

gonna spell comic-con 2014 so uh when we get to the end there you need movies to begin with two zero one and four and uh but at the beginning all you got to do brian is name any movie that begins with the letter c and if you match the movie I wrote down ahead of time, you win automatically. And if you can't think of a movie that begins with the letter C, you're out. I got one. You're out. And also, you're dumb. Okay.

What do you got, Brian? Cobra. Yes. Cobra. You're the disease and I'm the cure. What? That's what he says in the movie. You're the disease and I'm the cure. What? That's what he says in the movie. You're the disease and I'm the cure.

You're the what? I don't know what that is. Don't worry about it. Just let me kill everybody and leave me alone. Went to Arnold a little bit there. Sorry. I went with the movie Coherence. Have you seen Coherence, Claire?

Our buddy Nicholas Brendan is one of the stars of it. Oh, yes. I've seen the poster. Oh, I saw the trailer. Oh, there you go. I support him. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Is that movie out yet?

I don't think so. I don't think so either. Yeah. Might be out soon. I've seen the poster. It looks good. Yeah. I love Nicky.

Nicky B. All right. Cool. Your letter is O, Sam. How about Old Boy? Original. Nicky B. All right, cool. Your letter is O, Sam. How about Old Boy, original? Oh, yeah. I'm glad you made that distinction. I went with Out of the Furnace, because I thought that was an underrated movie.

Did you see that, Brian? Yeah, I dug that a great deal. Yeah, I thought you might. And that movie was filmed in Pittsburgh where I'll be playing at the Improv on August 9th and 10th. I like that Christian Bale. Yeah, he's all right.

He commits himself. Okay. Like a motherfucker. You get the M, Matt. I'm going to go with Doug saw Clint Eastwood movie with his mom. So I'm going to guess it's Mystic River Oh okay Interesting

Quality No damn it Pizza I went with Mystic Pizza And I was thinking about pizza That happens all the time Pizza Yeah I fell asleep on the 405 three times And I was thinking about pizza out loud. That happens all the time. Pizza.

Yeah. I fell asleep on the 405 three times tonight, and then screaming pizza, and that's how I woke up. I went with Mummy and the Armadillo. Of course you did. Yeah, because Claire Kramer, what the fuck is Mummy and the Armadillo? You know what, Doug? It's a really underrated movie that I was in.

You're in it? It's Brad Renfro, Betty Buckley, rest in peace, and myself, Jonathan Check. Betty Buckley's not dead. No, but Brad Renfro is. Yeah, but you said the rest in peace after Betty Buckley. It was an afterthought for Brad. You did. You did.

In fairness, you said it about the wrong person. I did. No, but it was an afterthought because I wasn't going to draw attention to the fact that he passed. Oh, I understand. You know, that's kind of rude. I love Brad. Abraham Lincoln, Weird Al, rest in peace. Good job.

Alright. So you get the letter I. You know what, Doug? I'm thinking you said Inception. That's a good guess. That begins with I. You know what, Doug? I'm thinking you said Inception. That's a good guess. That begins with I. But I went with I Love You, Beth Cooper

starring Sam Levine. You should have taken a clue from the last one. Yeah, Brian. Is it Brian next? Yeah, probably. What's the letter? C. Comic Con. C again?

This is the second of three C's we're going to be dealing with. Alright. Hmm. Hmm. Cobra again. What? You said cutthroat again, but I mean Cobra again, but I swear I thought you said cutthroat island. I thought you said cutthroat again, but I mean Cobra again. I swear I thought you said Cutthroat Island.

I thought you said Cutthroat Island 2. I thought you said Cutthroat Island 2. Cobra again. I was joking. How about Cool Runnings? Nice. Good one. Yeah, yeah.

Kind of funny that you thought you hit on something thematically that I went with, because I went with Club Dread. I knew you were going to do that. That was my next fucking guess. Club Dread, starring Sam Levine. God damn it. And was my next fucking guess. Club Dread starring Sam Levine. God damn it. And Jay Shandrasek. It's the only other C movie I'm in, so this can't be a match.

C to you, Sam. Well, I was going to say Club Dread, but now I'll say Cannonball Run 2. Oh, that's fun. That's a good C. Yeah. I went with Cedar Rapids because I'm going to be in Michigan on Monday at the Circus Bar. Circus Bar, C, also. And then I'm going to be at the Traverse City Film Festival

in Traverse City, Michigan. There's a C in city. In a few weeks. Brian has the worst kind of autism. Yeah. It's next week. Or Tourette's. I don't know which.

My mom has said that my whole life Oh Matt I'm going to go with Going with Doug I know how you like to do things here I'm going to say you went with On Her Majesty's Secret Service Oh that would have been neat if I did that I went with Once

Because I like the new movie Begin Again, and it's from the same guy who did Once. Of course, we knew that. I'm just surprised you didn't go with Octopussy. Your brain works weird. What happened? Good point. Yeah.

I would have gone with Begin Again, but there's no B in Comic-Con. Anne. Well. Claire. I'm going to have to go with Napoleon Dynamite. That's fun. I went with Not Another Teen Movie. Oh, I think I know why.

Sam. I didn't know you were in that. Sam. Yep. Yep. Thanks for making sure none of the letters landed on me, Doug. Sam Levine, This is my... Sam Levine, this is my impression. If you were married to Darren on Bewitched... Sam! Alright.

That'd be weird. You need a movie that starts with the number two. Brian. Wow. Also, that doesn't work, but stop yelling. Starts with the letter N, number 23. It's unfortunate. But don't yell out. We're still just between these guys.

Do you have one, Brian? Isn't there 2,000 Maniacs or something? There's a band called 10,000 Maniacs. Yeah, but isn't there a movie? And they were based on a movie called 10,000 Maniacs. Or maybe they added some maniacs. I don't know. I don't know how inflation worked with that.

Two. Everybody in the audience knows one, except for number 23, of course. Don't yell out, you course. Don't yell out, you guys. Don't yell out. Brian, are you getting signals from somebody? What? That is a good one, though.

All right, Brian, you're out. 23, yeah. 23. That's not. Starts with a two. That's not. It kind of does, yeah. You got it from the audience.

You cheater. Sam? Two for the money. Very good. What the fuck is that? A little film with Matthew McConaughey. Al Pacino. Al Pacino's like, two for the money.

Oh, Jesus. Hooah for the money. Zero. Zero. Zero Dark Thirty. Zero effect. Wow. All right. That was so exciting, though.

It was like our minds were melding. Fair enough. All right, Claire. One. Double O seven. 102 Dalmatians. Ah. No, you.

Oh, wait. Now it's one? Yeah, now it's one. Oh, Oh yeah you were wrong anyway I got confused because I had a four Brian the number is one One crazy summer You should have said 102 Dalmatians

You would have won Brian just got back in Brian's out One Sam No it's Claire She missed with the zero thing in. Brian's out. One, Sam. It's Claire. She missed with the zero thing. She was wrong. I said zero, Dr. 30. And then she still said another zero movie. I said 007.

Oh, but she was wrong. I was thinking that... Oh, you weren't paying attention to what was happening. Don't do any thinking. I had a four in my... I had my four movie ready to go. I understand. And then you screwed up.

All right. Sam, go ahead. What's your one movie? One day. Okay. I went with 102 Dalmatians. I didn't hear that. 102 Dalmatians.

It doesn't seem like it starts with one. And then we're back to Matt with four. I have one, Matt. Four. No pressure. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let's say it together. Four

and a half weeks. Lions. Oh, fuck you. Four Lions? Isn't that a movie? Isn't that a movie? No, but 42 is. 42 is a movie. God damn it. That does start with four. And I had that planned out.

Four Brothers is a movie. But that's spelled out. Yeah, let's that planned out. Four brothers is a movie. Four brothers, sure. But that's spelled out. Yeah, let's just point out all the times I was wrong. Did I have the wrong number of lions? No, it's four lions. It's four lions. I'm not familiar with the movie. Right?

Michael Caine and Haley Joel Osment. Four lions that was spelled. That's the movie we're talking about, right, Doug? It doesn't matter. Haley Joel Osment, Michael Caine, that movie. Yes, it does. Four lions. Yeah.

All right. Right? It matters if it's spelled or if it's numeric. I would think zero effect would be no, since that starts with the word zero. It doesn't, you know. It doesn't matter, Sam. It doesn't really matter at all. Just fucking let go of the rules for once in your goddamn life.

Claire asked a fucking question, Matt, that I was hoping answered. No, Sam, just live and let live. Brian, could you throw these two out? No. I'll put up with some shit, but not that. Go fuck yourself. I was answering the lady's question. Going to fuck myself, but not because you told me.

Just because you wanted to. It's just that time of day. I set an alarm. It goes off in my pants. It's fuck myself time. Oh, it's time to fuck myself, but not because Sam wants me to. It's fuck myself time. Oh, it's time to fuck myself, but not because Sam wants me to. That's right.

There's an app for that. Alright, so nobody won that game. It doesn't matter anyway. I think we all won that game. We just wasted everyone's time. I feel like we're all winners. I mean, technically, don't worry about it. It doesn't matter. Don't worry about it.

We're going to rise I mean, technically, don't worry about it. It doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. We're going to start... It's okay. I can let go. We're going to rise from the ashes fresh. Oh, I love that. With another new game called Last Man Stanton. Yeah. You're going to love this game, Brian.

Who did we just start with this last time? With Brian? It was... Yeah, correct. Okay, we'll start with Brian again, but this time we'll go to we'll go to claire because i don't think have you played this game before claire i don't think so what we're going to do is we're going to get the name of an actor actress or director with a large body of work a lot of credits and then movie movies specifically and then we're going to name we're going to take turns naming i'll play along take turns naming

movies that that person was involved with until we've run out of titles. And it's pretty surprising how hard this is. You think you know a lot of titles by a lot of people, but once you start, you'll see. You don't. My friend Rainbow Beard from the

Paramore Cruise is here. You have a friend named Rainbow Beard? Well, look at him. What else am I going to fucking call him? In an X-Men hat. He's got a rainbow beard. I saw that crazy lady by the bus stop shout at you on the outside.

That must happen to you all the time, doesn't it? Yeah, right. Do they just yell, hey, Rainbow Beard? I think crazy ladies at bus stops yell at everybody, too, by the way. They yell, hey, rainbow beard, at everybody, and when you walk out, it fucking blows their mind. Then they're like, oh, shit,

double rainbow beard. Finally, it sticks. Double rainbow's hot. Okay. So rainbow beard gets to pick what name we're going to use. Somebody with a lot of movies and a lot of movie credits. Big movie star.

Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks. Okay. I think we've done him before, but it never hurts to do it again. Is it National Treasure? I'll recuse myself from playing. You guys haven't done Tom Hanks before, have you? I haven't, no.

Sam? No, sir. Not to my knowledge. Unless you're referring to being on my podcast, which he was twice. Don't worry about it. Humble brag. We only had him on ours once for two hours and 40 minutes. All right, this might take a while.

Enough side chatter. Let's do this. Brian, Tom Hanks. What about him? You just name a movie. Movie he was in or had something involved. Shoe size.

Tom Hanks shoe size. Joe versus the volcano. Oh, that's one of my favorites. Love that movie. Yes, Meg Ryan's in that, sir. And that's don't try to start a side game. I like it, though.

Don't do it. Claire? Cast away. Matt? The burbs. Good one. That is a good one. I've got to see that again sometime soon.

Sam? Forrest Gump. Knocking down the easy ones. I like it. Brian? knocking down the easy ones i like it brian uh bachelor party that's correct mr potter alan rickman where's doug claire uh i'll go with big. Correct, Miss Kramer. Thank God. That thing you do. Oh, yes.

I hate that thing you do. Our buddy Jonah Ray watches that movie and jerks off. He does. It's weird. It's weird. I mean, it's just a coincidence, but still. Sam? Philadelphia AIDS. Hang on. The movie is not called Philadelphia AIDS. Aw. Hang on.

The movie is not called Philadelphia AIDS. No, are you sure? Because in Build-A-Title, sometimes it is. I haven't, but now I just noticed that you can't spell Philadelphia without aid. That's right. That's true. Autoimmune deficiency. I mean, there you go. If it were Philadelphia's, it'd be the perfect joke.

All right. Or Philadelphia. Who's next? I think me. Okay, go. Sleep boost in Seattle, AIDS. Don't start doing that, you guys. I do not condone that behavior.

Claire? You've got mail Aids Aids Guys That's the worst aids To get by the way You're all

You just open up Computer and you're Fuck I got You're all Forgetting about The Tom Hanks classic Castaways She already said

Castaways We already said Castaways So you're out For that joke Hope it was worth it Was it worth it? You know it was because I honestly even without that joke

Didn't realize it was said So it's fine Da Vinci Code AIDS Sammy? Turner and Hooch Don't do that That dog died anyway. You don't have to also give it AIDS.

Did you say AIDS after? I didn't. I didn't. Why not? Somebody in the audience did. God bless them. It's such a fun game. The funnest game.

You got one, Brian? Yeah, it said Da Vinci Code AIDS. Oh. Claire? Angels and Dem AIDS. Oh. Claire? Angels and Demons. Nice. Mm-hmm. Thanks.

Just a splash of AIDS. AIDS. I don't know. I can't get into them. Thank you. Just a tiny bit of AIDS. Thank you. AIDS.

All right, I'm going to take cloud aidless. That one's off the table. Who's next, Sam? Am I next? I think so. Wait. Oh, you said splash of AIDS. I apologize. Wait Oh you said Splash of AIDS

I apologize We skipped around Brian Captain AIDS Captain Give me the correct answer please I can't think of a Peterson

Peterson Captain no No Captain Ron Captain Ron I'll take it Don Captain Ron. Captain Ron. I'll take it, Don. Captain Ron AIDS. Captain Phillips.

Hey. Did somebody in the audience hold up a screwdriver? No, no. All right, I'm going to give it to you just in the spirit of fun. God damn it. Thank you. That was in the spirit of fun. God damn it. Thank you. That was in the spirit of fun. Captain H should be a thing.

It really should be. Now I'm having trouble. Uh-oh. Yeah, it gets tough. Claire's in trouble. Matt just left in a huff. He left in a new Ford huff. Can I look him up?

No, you can't use your phone. Claire, are you out? Tom Hanks, the great Tom Hanks. Hold on, I'm trying to think of the third Dan Brown book. It's driving me crazy. What do you mean the third book? They haven't made a third movie. So that's not going to help you.

But I'm sure he's attached. It's the same character. We're not playing this. We're not using the pages of variety. The hypothetical doesn't count. All right, Claire, you're out. All right. I'm excited that she's, you know,

she's only been on the show before pregnant, and I can't yell at her when she was pregnant, but now I'm giving it to her good. Yeah. He's definitely... You're out. Oh! Saving Private Ryan's AIDS. I would have gone with AIDSing

Private Ryan. That's gonna... People are mad at me for that one. What do you got, Brian? Green Mile of AIDS. That just sounds like a fun new snack. Oh, what do I have? Oh, it's Milder AIDS? I think I can live with this now.

No, Green Mile. You have a Mile of AIDS. Mile, not Milder. Ready, Doug? Yes. The worst kind of AIDS. The Term of AIDS. The terminal AIDS. I mean, it was good, but I don't know

if it was drop the microphone good. It was that good. It was that good. It was that good. Who's lived in San Diego for a long time long time remember when in like the La Mesa area

there was a building that had in big letters at the top AIDS yeah it was weird it took them a long time to figure it out and take it down

after AIDS had started. Oh! Um, who's it? Brian again? Yeah, it gets fucking hard. Yeah, it really is, because he's got about at least a dozen more titles that you could say.

For sure. I wish I was playing. I just thought of three of them, like that, just bam, three titles came into my head. Three of them. Just suddenly,

all three of them came right into my head. What of them. Just suddenly all three of them came right into my head. What do you think, Brian? Three? I got nothing. Alright, so Brian's out. Sam, you got one more just to seal the deal? Polar Express, The Man With One Red Shoe. I mean, he only had everything to do with that movie.

The one I just thought of was Toy Story, Toy Story 2, and Toy Story 3. Oh, goddammit. Did we do Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close? Apollo 13. Apollo 13, yes. The Ron Howard classic. Oh, Larry AIDS.

The Larry AIDS affair. This isn't surprising. Volunteer AIDS. Well, listen, if I was just paying attention, I'd still be playing. But it doesn't matter also. I mean, it was kind of inevitable that Sam would be going first in the Leonard Maltin game. Nothing is inevitable. And I don't think I have to... Brian, do I have to remind you of any of the particulars of the Leonard Mullen game?

No. You know how negative names works? Yeah. Okay, cool. I'll get to the chopper. I thought Professor Frank was here. Who's that? From The Simpsons.

Oh, okay. All 26 seasons available soon. There's an app. Don't worry about it. Doug, don't look at me. Through FXX. He's right. He's right.

Stop looking at me. Host your show. Look away. I keep looking up at the monitors that are showing what this would look like if it was a TV show and it's something I definitely wouldn't watch. Well, that's it, huh? Next. It looks like we should be answering

questions from the audience like an actor's studio or something. Well, when I was saying cast awaits i was thinking don't worry about it um we'll start with sam then we'll go to brian claire and matt and uh sam gets to pick a category first person to two points wins and they win all the stuff in the prize bag for some one of these four lucky audience members, either Chris or three others that I can't see. Well,

Doug is a returning champion. All I can say is, uh, I don't care as much as Sam does. Yeah, certainly not. Juice. Juice. Was somebody just moving?

I'm just glad we've moved on from AIDS. Juice. Was somebody just mumbling juice? I'm just glad we've moved on from AIDS. Juice. What? There's something I can really sing my teeth into. I feel like we're in this shallow water and there's a... Nope. Sam, would you...

Pick a category, Sam. I would love to. Would you like the big C that's movies that begin with the letter C? V for Viagra, which is not movies that begin with the letter V. It's movies that are three hours or more long in length. Wow. And if it's four hours or longer, call your doctor. And celebrating a birthday today, the great Woody Harrelson.

So the films of Woody Harrelson. Yeah the films... The films of Woody Harrelson. Yeah. He was in that thing with Christian Bale. He makes a cameo on Frasier. Yeah. A little FYI. Let's do the Viagra. Oh, I like that.

This movie's three hours or longer and A League of Their Own AIDS A League of Their Own AIDS Someone just yelled out From the balcony Like you were sitting on that for so long Waiting for a moment of silence

Let's not regret the great Jimmy Dugan Wow A League of Their Own AIDS I've read the great Jimmy Dugan. Wow. A League of Their Own AIDS. Wow. Ice Capades. 1984 is the year, Sam. Three stars for this movie that Leonard, of course, calls long.

Well. He also says about this movie that it's engrossing. Yeah. He also says it's an homage. And he also says this is interesting. He says it's 139 minutes and at the bottom of the review it says originally released in the U.S.

at 139 minutes. Thanks Lenny. Confusing information there. Crushing So, kind of confusing information there. Crossing his T's. Yeah. Just say it twice. Yeah. Uh,

and he lists seven, ten, sixteen names. Sixteen names. Jeebsies. You know, it's over three hours long,

so it's gotta have a lot of actors. And, uh, sixteen names. How many can you name the movie in reading from the bottom of the list up?

As we do. 15. Smart opening bit. Strong. We go to Brian. What year was it? 84. Let's call it 84.. I believe. 84.

It was 84. Let's call it 84. Let's just say 84. Homage. Yeah. All right. What did you say? I said 15.

14. I'll say 13. I'm going to say zero, Doug. Oh. Matt? Yeah, that's right, guys. I'm about to be wrong. Yeah, I don't know.

Douglas Benson. Is it? Wait, what are you doing? I'm naming the movie. Not yet. It doesn't matter. He's going to tell me to do it because I think I might be wrong. Hey, Chris Hard movie. Not yet. It doesn't matter. He's going to tell me to do it because I think I might be wrong. Hey, Chris Hardwick. Hang on.

All right, Sam. You got to let Sam do his business first, Matt. Because Sam may have an idea what this is. Or Sam may just want you to not get the point. Oh, that's a brilliant move. This is interesting. I'm going to look at you, Sam. You can look at me, and it's because

I think I may have figured out what the movie is. Oh, son of a dick. Well. Such a feminist spin on son of a bitch. I'd rather be wrong than you be wrong, so I'll say negative one. Yeah! Oh, fuck!

Yes! All right Box him out someone yells Brian You can ask Sam to name it hope that he's gonna be Incorrect or or you Can go deeper Wait but I'm fucked somehow

If he You're probably about to get a point You don't lose a point if you ask him to name it And he gets it wrong you get a point if you ask Him to name it and he gets it wrong, you get a point. If you ask him to name it and he gets it right, he gets a point and he's still smarmy. Oh, okay. But I don't have to leave or nothing. No, this isn't the 12th grass of Christmas. It's not

an elimination thing. Oh, okay. Yeah, name it. Alright, Sam. Is it Dune starring Kyle MacLachlan? No It's Once Upon a Time in America starring Robert De Niro Not a chance You know

Of me getting that Doesn't matter, Brian gets the point Good job, Brian Brian is on the board, everybody Brian Pulsain has the point Did you know? No All right

Good move What do you think it was? you know it? No. All right. Good move. What do you think it was? Good play. I thought it was the right stuff. Sorry, guys. All right, now we're going to start. That's the wrong stuff, right? Right?

So very wrong. Let's start with you, Matt, and then go to Claire. Sure. And the options are... Uh-huh. Premium Rush. What do you are Premium Rush. What do you think Premium Rush is? I think it's movies you had to pay for

on cable starring Rush Limbaugh. Yep. I knew all of those. It's movies that feature Jeffrey Rush. That Leonard Maltin gave three stars or more. That comes at a premium. Premium Rush.

Top Flight Rush. At T. Calais, I think I'm pronouncing it wrong. C-A-L-L-A-I-S suggested A Prairie Home Companion. What do you think those are movies about? I, I'm going to guess it's a movie about a relationship that starts on a fucking farm.

I like that. Very close. It's movies that have bestiality in them. Oh! Because that's what happens when you have a prairie home companion. That is not very close. I fucking nailed it. And your third option is as suggested by Adam Mansky, which I wanted, I wish his name

was Adamansky, but it's Adam, or Adam, anyway, or Adamantiumski, but his suggestion is, O, O, O, O'Reilly, and that's movies where Irish people have sex. Justin is O-O-O-O-Riley. And that's movies where Irish people have sex. These are interesting categories. Doug, may I ask you for a clarification on the category? The second one? Is the actor Irish or is the character Irish? All right, let me give you a different category. No, but I like that. That was a good It's important to know.

At Revo underscore suggested spoiler alert. What do you think that is? I think that is movies that involve cars with giant spoilers. Yeah. Super close again. This is movies where someone is run over

by a car. Oh. Cool. Spoiler alert. Cool. I'm on board. Yeah. But Doug,

having heard all of those, I'm going to have to go back to the very beginning and take that first one. Jeffrey Rush? Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, I like,

I like Jeffrey Rush. There's a likeness of him at the Pirates of the Caribbean. All right, that's enough. That's enough. Wait, I'm confused. I thought Claire was picking a category. No, Matt was picking. It was me.

I mean, it should have been Claire, but it jumped to me. Just making sure we all know that. It's just something I'm trying so that they both get to play in this automatically in the next round, but it'll come right back to you guys. That sounds great. Three and a half stars, Matt. Yes. Three and a half stars from Leonard for this movie from 2003.

Delightful, he calls it. Oh, boy, that's one fair word. It won an Oscar. One Oscar? Just the one. Could have been for anything. What category is this? Jeffrey Rush.

Jeffrey Rush. And Leonard lists 12 names. 12 names, Douglas. Uh-huh. I'm going to go with the guy cleaning the carpets. Out there, having a good time. Could you stop vacuuming the churro machine?

That's what's happening, by the way. All right. Doug. You get churro backup, you got to deal with it no matter when it happens. This facility

has 22 and a half hours a day where this show is not going on. But they couldn't clean the churro machine. If the show starts today and it's 921, we have to vacuum the churro machine. This show is threatening to go long and we've got a big churro. We've got a lot of churro requests. One day there was a Mumford and Son up here, and he said, that churro machine looks dirty.

Every day we've done it at that time since. However, I will name this movie in... I could clean out that churro machine for you, if you really... I'd do it a lot quieter. Seven names, Doug. Seven names. He can also fill it for you. What? Seven names you say? Out of 12 names.

Out of 12 names, I'm going to say seven names. What are you going to do with that, Claire? I'm going to say name it. All right, Matt. Give it to me. Douglas. Your seven names are Vicky Lewis, Austin Pendleton. Oh, he's great.

Steven Root. Oh. He is great. Brad Garrett. Yep. Bradley Garrett. Oh, he's that. Steven Root. Oh. He is great. Brad Garrett. Yep. Bradley Garrett. Oh, he's that giant guy. Eric Bana.

Eric Bana? Oh, my God. He's in the Hulk? Bana, Bana. Barry Humphries. Fucking fuck. And Alexander Gould. Oh, Ali Gould.

Ali Gould from 2003. Well, this is obviously everybody's favorite movie. This game. Pirates of the Caribbean 2. Nope. That's a good guess, though. Jeffrey Rush is in it. Go ahead, Sam.

Show off. That's not fair. Finding Nemo starring Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres, Willem Dafoe, and Jeffrey Rush. In the correct order. Doug, hang on. Hang on a second. Doug, I think computer movies are not movies. They're just bullshit typed on a computer.

Have you seen the new Planet of the Apes? It is awesome. It is awesome. I have seen Finding Nemo more times than I've seen fucking Die Hard. Because I have a kid. And I had no idea Jeffrey Rush was in fucking Finding Nemo. Which fish is he? Is he a fish or is he a bird?

He's a turtle. Oh, he's a turtle? Which turtle? Pelican. Oh, he's a turtle? Which turtle? Pelican. Oh, pelican. He does the pelican? Wait. Angel, fish, or pelican?

I would be willing to bet that. He's a piece of shit on the sea floor. You tell me. Who does he play? What's that? Who's he playing? He plays Nigel? You know the fucking character name?

Who said that? The same girl that loves Primus. Is Nigel the pelican? Is Nigel the Pelican? Is Nigel the Pelican? Wow, that's not nice, sir. No, that's a thing they yell if they like it. Is there like a stretch sign that I can't see? What?

Doug, there's a guy that's pulling his hands apart really fast. He's telling us to stretch. Because we got a lot more game to play. Let's telling us to stretch. Because we got a lot more game to play. Let's keep going, you guys. Claire has a point. Brian has a point. Matt and Sam are still in the doghouse. And

this time, we'll start with you, Sam, and go to Brian. All right. And Sam gets to pick between would you like oh, oh, oh oh I'm just kidding at Molly Reese suggested

the day before tomorrow and that's what you think that is Sam movies to take place today very close movies to take place all in one day not necessarily today, but a day that happened.

At Double Dag, D-A-G, Double Dag, suggested Carl! Carl! What do you think that is? Something Walking Dead related. It's movies that Carl Reiner directs in and also appears in.

Carl! Carl! That's a good category. It's movies that Carl Reiner directs in and also appears in. Ooh. Carl! That's a good category. Carl! Yeah. Or, at Eric R. Stevens suggested Meals on Wheels. You know what that is, Sam. I don't.

Oral sex in a car. Ah. It happens. Happens sometimes in movies. That's a different kind of movie, right? Yes, of course. Yes. Finding Nemo. It happens sometimes in movies. Yes, of course. Finding Nemo. Which one of those? I like movies that take place in the same day.

Doug just said the phrase, it happens sometimes in movies. Which could apply to literally anything. Right, but by sometimes I mean pretty few times. A blowjob in a moving car. Or going down on a lady in a moving car. Ooh, that's harder. May have never happened.

Except for that movie Crash. That deleted scene where that guy went down on that wound. Yeah, oh, goddammit. Oh, he's right. Wow. I didn't make it, okay? Wow. David Cronenberg did.

Yeah, you just talk about it. You get to pick, Sam. I just picked the movies that take place in one day. Between two different years. Oh, shit! Oh, fuck, what does that mean? I didn't hear the years. Would you like a movie that takes place in one day from 85 or 86?

85, please. It's taking 85 with a sounding confident two and a half stars from Leonard. He's taken 85 with a sounding confident. Two and a half stars from Leonard. Oh. He calls this movie from 1985 a bold experiment. That ultimately failed with only two and a half stars. He also calls it predictable and self-important.

And two and a half stars is between fair and good, Matt, for your edification. Understood. Six names, Sam. How many? How many negative names can you name this movie in? Got some negative twos in the audience? Negative six? Son of a bitch.

That would be amazing. Just say negative six, Sam. I mean, I could name all six, just definitely not in the right order. What? What do you mean, what? I mean, what? God damn. Wait, can I take that challenge? Can we agree that he gets the point if he

names all six so they don't have to be in the right order? Yes. Yes. I agree. Okay, okay, okay. You guys are suckers because he's going to do it. Okay. That goes to me. No, it goes to Brian Pussant. Oh, does it? Oh, okay, okay. You guys are suckers because he's going to do it. Okay, that goes to me. No, it goes to Brian Pussant. Oh, does it?

Oh, sorry, Brian. Go ahead. Wait, then he gets the point, then he wins. No, I just have one point if I do it. Name it. Oh, then you have just one point. Yeah, but if you don't do it, Brian wins and we all go home losers. But it doesn't have to be the winner.

No, then the game ends right on time. Doug's very happy. Name it. All right, it's very happy. Damn it. All right. It's The Breakfast Club. Understood. With Molly Ringwald, Ali Sheedy,

Emilio Estevez, Anthony Michael Hall, Judd Nelson, and Paul Gleason. Doug, should I get up or go? Can you say those again? That's correct. Yeah. Brian, hang on, hang on, hang on.

Brian, did you ever verbally tell him to name it? Yeah, I did. All right, that's too bad. You're just fishing for technicalities there? Wow. Yeah, I'm pulling a Sam Levine over here. Yeah, Matt, I'm the one taking this so seriously. I'm more less serious.

No, you are. I don't care less. I'm more caring less more. Can we get two vodka cranberries to stage for Claire and I? Thanks. That'd be great. By the way, Paul Gleason appeared in Not Another Teen Movie where he spoofed The Breakfast Club in a scene I. Thanks. That'd be great. By the way, Paul Gleeson appeared in Not Another Teen Movie where he spoofed The Breakfast Club in a scene

I was in. That's true. Oh, so you're using insider trading to win this game. That's right. I sure was. The late Paul Gleeson. I enjoyed Not Another Teen Movie. Thanks, buddy. Check it out. Captain America's in it.

Alright, we got a three-way tie, Matt. You're the one that doesn't have a point. Sounds about right to me in life. Go. No, I was just going to say, so that means you have to leave the stage. I just came up with a new rule. Oh, okay.

That's fair. It's like at midnight. If you're in last place at this juncture. No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. Red light. No, we want a four-way tie because we want to play asparagus pee.

What? Yeah, exactly, Brian. Don't worry about it, Brian. You just wait and see. Categories, please. Doug. Who just got the point? Sam.

Sam got the point. Because Brian challenged him. Yep. So we'll start with Matt and go to Claire. Makes sense. Would you like deep fried bacon? That's movies where Kevin Bacon... What's that? Where?

Movies where Kevin Bacon eats at a bad restaurant? Smokes weed. Okay. Deep fried bacon. Yeah. Specific rim. I don't know what that is but I love it

I'm very curious as to what that is it's just movies about basketball oh oh thank you hi oh thank you

thank you very much yes a plug for booze this is my friend Verena everyone Verena thank you Verena it's like we asked for drinks

and the club was like we gotta hurry up and hire someone. Verena, you're not doing anything right now. Go give me all those churros. The machine's looking really clean. Brian, what's a churro, Verena? I want all the churros. Not just one.

It puts the churros in the basket. Or else what? I love, I do a fat guy voice when I'm being a fat guy. I also do a nerdy voice. No, I'm doing it. I was doing, I'm a fat guy and I'm doing a fat voice.

I'm already fucking fat. Like what? I gotta do a fat guy voice. This is how my fat guy... He sounds like Jim Gaffigan or Brian Regan or somebody, but a fat guy. I ate Brian Regan, and this is how I sound now. Hot pockets.

It's been a show of redundancy tonight. I wrapped Brian Regan in churros, and I put him in my mouth like a thousand times. You too. Your third option, Matt. Yeah, Doug, thanks. I got to get him to turn that stretch sign off because I don't remember the first two. Winds and Scrabble.

That's movies that start with the letter Q. Ooh. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to take that one. You like that one? Yeah. All right. This movie begins with the letter Q. Ooh. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to take that one. You like that one? Yeah. Alright. This movie begins with the letter Q. I may have accidentally played this on the show recently and then forgot

to... It seems very familiar. Let's see what happens. I do three podcasts a week. I don't listen to yours. Go ahead. Alright. Two stars. No offense. Literally no offense. None taken. I should have yelled out no offense as you were saying it.

Two stars from Leonard. 1990's the year. He says about this movie that the director adapted it from a novel. And then he also calls this movie well acted. But it gets slower as it goes along. Only two stars. Yeah, two stars. He's just describing time. Yeah.

Ten names. How many names? Ten names. Matt, Myra. I'm going to go ahead and say conservative opening bid. Uh-huh. Seven names. How many names? 10 names. Matt, Myra. I'm going to go ahead and say conservative opening bid. Seven names. Okay. What are you going to do with that, Claire? I'm going to say name it.

Whoa. Doug, give me seven fucking names, bro. We might get Matt on the board. Give me seven names. Someone lost the top of their microphone. It's Sam Levine. Love playing with four people. Love it. Sam, don in anger. Love it. Sam,

don't worry. I don't think I'm getting the point. Oh, that's true. It's going to be tough. That means Claire's going to be our winner. It's going to be tough. If he can't do it. Claire deserves to win. Look at her. She's much prettier than us. She's prettier than all of us put together.

That would be really ugly That would be terrible What a terrible fucking monster Are you guys all stacked on my shoulders? How are you picturing this? A hideous How do we accomplish this? Doug, I believe you have to deliver me some names.

Are we a Brendle fly of terribleness? 1990, the year of our Lord. 1,990 years after the birth of Jesus. I think. Two stars. After the common era. Go ahead, Doug. Leonard Cimino.

Oh, I love that guy. He's great at nothing. I'm going to kick the shit out of that stretch sign. Paul Calderon. Jenny Lumet. Charles Dutton. Oh, Charlie King. Yeah, yeah.

Luis Guzman, who I hear, I have a good authority, I hear anyways, always high. Lee Richardson. So it's like half of the people in this building. That's seven. That's six names. Churro Machine's dirty again, Doug? Hang on a second.

Seventh name. I'll seriously come over there. Help you out. Patrick O'Neill is your seventh name, Matt. Patrick O'Neill is my seventh name. You don't get to hear the last three names. Two stars, 1990. Just name a movie that begins with the letter Q

and you might bring this thing to a four-way tie. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to name a movie that begins with Q and it's going to be wrong. Quantum of Solace. Yes. Wow. So hang on, hang on.

Very much so. Sam, do you know what the movie is? I'm not going to lie to you. I thought it was a different movie, but now that I've heard the names, I think I do know what it is. And what, because my guess is Quantum of Solace, and I'm wrong. Sam, what do you think it is? I think it's Quigley Down Under. Now, Matt,

I will let you change your answer to Quigley Down Under. Hang on, Doug. No, no, no. Claire, hang on one second. Claire, we're just giving the audience what they paid for. Doug, I think actually upon second thought, I'm gonna

have to change it to Quakely Down Under. That's incorrect. Nicely played, Sam. The movie was called Q&A. Q&A. Starring Nick Nolte. Q&A. And directed by Sidney Lumet.

And his daughter, Jenny Lumet, was a pretty good clue in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, everyone's favorite clue, Sidney Lumet and his daughter, Jenny Lumet was a pretty good clue in there. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's favorite clue. Sidney Lumet's daughter. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying if you're going to look for clues, that was a good one.

And, uh, but that was a tough movie. I mean, I remember that movie, but most people, well, I thought it was quick change. Yeah. I don't want to make you feel terrible, Doug, but when that movie came out, I was seven years old. What, what part of that's going to make you feel terrible, Doug. But when that movie came out, I was seven years old. What part of that's going to make me feel terrible? The fact that I have so much little life because I put so much stress on my heart

from being a fat guy earlier. Don't worry about it. It's in the past, Matt. Do you think your catchphrase, don't worry about it, is going to catch on? Because you usually say it right after something you said did not get a laugh. Do I think it? And then don't worry about it did not get a laugh. Do I think it?

I know it's going to get a laugh. And then don't worry about it doesn't get a laugh. Number one seller. It's a double no laugh. It's the number one seller. Don't worry about it. Is it number... I don't want to talk about it.

Oh, you changed it. Is that good? It's better than don't worry about it. I don't want to talk about it. As soon as you know a joke's bombing, I don't want to talk about it. Slow soon as you know a joke's about me, I don't want to talk about it. It's all my past. Jews. Didn't Quantum of Solace come out

in 2008? What? I think it did. What came out in 2008? Quantum of Solace? Yeah, it sure did. I know that it did. I mean, if we're playing an all James Bond edition of this movie, I will fucking smoke you. I'm sure you will. Like a little tiny cigarette named Sam Levine.

How many points did you get today, Matt? Zero points, Sam. Claire is our winner. Claire Kramer. Thank you, Doug. Who were you playing for? Was it in the balcony? Yeah.

Oh, shit. Can you get back down here? Come get your prize bag. Okay, she's on the move. Demetria Life is on her way down. Come on, girl. Demetria Life. She's going to get her prize bag.

Jude's shithead is being given to Doug. I will also give this to Doug. There's no shithead. So does it need one? She won. This one. So, yeah. No, that's Brian's.

This is Brian's. So Brian's. Yeah, that's Brian's. Brian's. Is there a shithead on the back? There appears not to be. Is there a shithead, young lady? For the lady that loves the Primus?

Sorry, I've never seen him before. No shithead for her. Wait, hang on a second. Hang on a second. You went to the effort of making a fucking sign, but you have never seen this program before. I'm thinking you'll see about it. Yeah, that's the plan.

We are all on board. Just come up here and whisper someone you want to be called a shithead by Doug. Like it could be anybody in your life. Talk her through it, Matt. I want her to get her due. Can I just host the rest of the show? This is where you really come on fire sometimes.

It's really the point where you should just go ahead and put your mic down entirely. Fair enough. We're trying to wrap it up. You're just dragging the shit out. Who would you like me to call a shithead on your behalf of anybody in the world that you think is a shithead? Don't get it from somebody else.

That's what put you in this position. Trusting others. Just anybody. There's got to be somebody you think is a shithead. How about this guy? Pick him, pick Mac for fucking with you Okay, there you go Thank God that's been settled

Sam, what's going on man? Can we look for you in anything? Um, yes Um, Uncle Nick Thank you No, nothing soon So Kevin Pollack's chat show every Sunday We have Bill Burr

From Breaking Bad coming on August 3rd Bill Hader coming on, I think August 10th A lot of great guests lined up Sundays, 2pm Pacific KevinPollack'sChatShow.com Thank you for being here, Sam My pleasure, Doug, Thanks for having me.

Brian Posehn, we had a great time up at the Pembe Fest over the weekend. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. Where are you going next? What's your what do you got coming up? Next week, I'm in Brea at the Brea Improv. All my dates are BrianPosehn.com

I'm all over the place. And a comedy metal record and Deadpool and nerd poker. Yeah, real Brian Posain on Twitter. Wait, Doug, I have one more I just remembered that is real. Los Angeles, also Sunday, August 10th, Geeking Out at the West Side Theater. That is a new show that I'm hosting with the great Galen Caridoreti.

If you live in Los Angeles or plan on visiting, please come check the show out. It is a new show that I'm hosting with the great gal named Carrie Doherty. If you live in Los Angeles or plan on visiting, please come check the show out. It is $5 and awesome. I'll be there. Thank you. I'm coming. I'm going to come. Thank you very much. So go down there just to see her because she's prettier than four men.

What do you got coming up, Claire? You're going to be at the Geek Nation booth here at Comic Con. Yeah, check it out. Twitter, Facebook, at Geek Nation. But I just finished a movie called The Griddle House. And I have a movie coming out with Michael Madsen

called The Lost Tree. And, you know, just being me. How crazy is that guy? Being me. He's crazy. How crazy is he? He's funny. Crazy funny? Crazy funny and crazy awesome Being me. He's crazy. How crazy is he? He's funny. Crazy funny?

Crazy funny and crazy awesome. All right. Crazy crazy. Crazy eyes. Matt, pick up your microphone. Yeah, Doug, please watch At Midnight every weekday. At Midnight on Comedy Central. And also, if you're in the San Diego area on Saturday, I believe this goes up before then.

Yes, it does. Come see the Nerdist podcast live at the Balboa Theater. Our guests will be Evangeline Lilly and Michael Rooker. Nice. All right. Oh, I've got one more plug. I'm going to do Doug Loves Movies this Friday at 1 1 30 at the just for laughs uh festival in montreal uh yeah so you're getting on a plane like yeah i'm getting on a plane in the morning bye i know

i i this is the first year i'm ditching out on comic-con thanks for hanging out but just for laughs is a big festival every year and they ask me every year so finally this year i'm going to do it i'll be back at comic-con next year. I'll be back in San Diego with more dates, stand-up dates later this year. Thank you all, everyone who came to House of Blues. Nice! Joe, you know, came downtown

when downtown's crazy right now, so get out of here safely, and thank you so much for coming, and as always, Mahalo. As always, no. Flawedcast is a shithead. I don't know what Flawedcast is. Did that girl ever come to get her prizes?

Oh, there she is. Could you give them to her, Matt? There you go. Yeah, give them. While you do that, I'll unplug your microphone. And who else is a shithead? Oh, yeah, that's right. Matt Meyer. Matt Meyer is a shithead? Oh yeah, that's right Matt Meyer Matt Meyer is a shithead Yeah

And this is a pretty true rumor I've been hearing for a while And I absolutely agree Comic-Con leaving San Diego Is a shithead Now it's time for Doug To watch another talkie Eyes of gold His viewing prowess makes him cocky

There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies