Doug Loves Movies - Buffalo, NY

Episode Date: June 3, 2013

Sean Cullen and Rob Mailloux play the Leonard Maltin Game at Helium in Buffalo, NY.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug Loves Movies! and I'll play the audio of comics Sean Cullen and Rob Milieu competing in the Leonard Maltin game at the end of this very shorty. Included will be me asking Sean Cullen to tell the same pot-cookie story I got him to tell during Doug Lowe's movies in Toronto. So enjoy that again. Flying back from Buffalo yesterday, I watched a movie on my personal device called Beginners, which I finally got around to seeing. Christopher Plummer won a much-deserved Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film. It's not as fun of a movie as I was expecting, but I did like it nonetheless.

And last night I saw The Kings of Summer, which you will hear more about soon as I plan to get some of the cast on this show. Bloomington, Indiana, I'll see you at the Limestone Comedy Festival this weekend. And Dallas, Texas, I'll see you June 15th for a 420 Douglas Movies taping at Hyena's Comedy Club at Mockingbird Station. Now, enjoy the very echoey Leonard Maltin game from Buffalo in Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo, Helium, Buffalo, Helium. So, Buffalo, want to play a little Leonard Maltin game?

All right, here's what we're going to do. We're going to ask the audience, and we've got Sean Cullen and Rob Malou here. What's your Twitter thing? It's Rob Loves Arguing. Oh, that's right. Rob Loves Arguing on Twitter. Because his last name, Malou, is too hard to spell. I can do it.

M-A-I-L-L-O-U-N. Mayu? Correct. Thank you. I'm good at this whole game show environment. And then Sean Cullen is also here. Yes. And let's see your name tags, you guys.

I've got a nice ghost of Deathbusters up front with my face in there. And then a curious George George, curious question mark. What do you think he's so curious about? He's got a little smoke in his mouth. Megan Fox right there. By Curious George. By Curious George. I get it.

I eat, he will eat, instead of Wally. I've seen that one before. There's no food. Oh, Sean's looking for food. Does anybody have a food name tag? E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- Yeah, bring it over here. We've got to inspect these brownies. Are they loaded or are they just regular brownies? There's some special. There's some special brownies? For reals? Oh, I don't know if that's the right thing to do. Don't have your name on it.

You put a shithead on the back. What's your name, dude? Brownie? Special? Colby It's not special. Colby, like the jeans. Colby! Colby! And Rob is playing for Darth Vader? Oh, Empire Strikes Back. Let's make him darker, I feel.

Yeah, it's like Darth Vader should be wearing a white beater. Until he's deleted scenes of him going home to his wife and just slapping her around. She's like, put the mask back on if we're going to make love. He looks darkly with his mask on. Is there something in it? No. No, it's shit.

It's like a dog's head is hard and empty. All right, well, share your microphone. You're doing a lot of talk off-microphone, Rob. This is for my podcast. People are going to listen to this. At least two or three. So does Brownies really have something in them? Oh, a bun.

Sean, tell the story of when you had the cookie. I went to Dundas County, which is the place where he is on the show. I don't really smoke, very rarely. But I cough, I've got asthma. So I go, they say, here's a cookie, try that. And I say, okay, so I eat a cookie. And I do that show in the afternoon, it's fine. I go home to my wife and children.

And I start coming up in a big way. I'm freaking out. And I get to the show, and I have to do that night, and I'm totally out of my mind. My faces are melting. I'm turning into demons and cats. And I have to go on and do 20 minutes. So I go on, and I say,

Doug, I don't think I can do this. I don't know. He says, you'll be fine. And I'm like, well, I just bring some material out of myself. And it makes no sense. My final line at that moment was, My mind, no, my brain is full of criminals. Right off the stage. And I did not call anybody back on stage. And I said, oh God.

So I go up and he says, how long did you think you did? And I said, well, I don't know. He said, four minutes. Four. So God, you kind of did an intervention for me. You let me through my bits. I'm able to do it in front of a crowd, and I still like it today. Where's the photo? I'm gonna joke with the bird.

That's that. Did you tell that story in Douglas movies last night? Yesterday? I think so. Okay, good. So we've recorded you twice now. But they didn't react very well. This was a better reaction. I think you guys do better. New slogan, everything's better in Buffalo.

Buffalo's proud of me! Next time you have a song, do it even with a microphone. Buffalo! Rob! I'm playing Sean Cullen's mic stand as my IMDB head now. Thank you! Okay, Rob is playing for Colby Brownie, and Sean is playing for...

I'm playing for Colby. Oh, you're playing for Colby Brownie. And Sean's playing for Beth Darth. Beth Darth. Yeah. And in the prize bag... I almost forgot to mention what's in the prize bag. Whatever. I almost forgot to mention

what's in the prize bag. Do you want me to hold it for you? You hold it and pull things out and show them and I'll describe it. It's mostly stuff from Sean. He got rid of a bunch of stuff he doesn't want. Here's a Toronto FC Duke

getting warm in the winter. You guys are probably pretty proud to walk around in a Toronto Duke. I have this pilot right there. Yeah, store the pilot. I played in a hockey tournament and we all got like a... Oh, jeez. I played in a hockey tournament and we all got, had strong names for the teams. In Toronto's AAA, or like, you know,

AHL team is called the Marlies. So somebody made up shirts of the Marlies. I am the Marlies. But they spelled it instead of I-E-E-Y. And there's our... There's a pot we find. Yeah. And this is...

So it's just for somebody... It's somebody who's more committed to marijuana than hockey, which is probably where it's at. Pretty much. There's my book. Oh, yeah. My novel. It's called The Prince of Need of Here, There, There.

It's for kids. It's for kids. There's my hockey card. I will autograph it for you if you want. This is from my wedding. We had a wedding, a hockey wedding, and that's when they saved the day. Thank you.

This is interesting. Still has his head. These I used to play with when I was a kid, but I just realized he looks a lot like Charles, uh, James Brolin. He does. He does. Uh, wedding. Wedding party party. A wedding hockey puck as well. Jesus. And jugs. Smug legs. Smug legs.

All that. Anything from you, Rob? No. He brought the bag. He brought the bag that also starred in American Beauty. A lot of people don't recognize me until they see me in action. Like, some people don't recognize me until I'm enjoying my mouth. Well, that's quieting everybody.

Oh, is it really him? Alright, let's do this. Let's play a round of the game. For those of you that don't know what we're doing, try not to worry about it. Just don't yell out any answers, because this is just between Rob and Sean. And I'll let Rob pick a category. Would you like Golden Showers Playbook? And that's movies that begin with P. Or The Letter P. Or The Past and the Curious. And that's movies with sexually ambiguous historical figures.

Or the battle of balls deep, and that's movies where Lord of the Rings actors have sex. So not the Lord of the Rings movies. But you choose. Yeah, I'll go with the P one. But if the Golden Shower one, let's go with the Golden Shower. Okay. Would you like a movie that begins with the letter P from 2003 or 1979? 2003.

Okay. One and a half stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie. From 2003. It's only 80 minutes long. He says the lead actor gives a tour de force performance. Seems weird that he'd be that into the performance. Oh, and he says, but it's an extremely

annoying film. Yeah, and the story makes no sense whatsoever. And it begins with the letter P, and lettered lists ten names. So how many names from the cast do you think you need to discern the title of this movie, Rob? I'm going to go with all ten names. Smart opening day. Thank you for playing. I'm gonna go with this movie, Rob. I'm gonna go with all ten names.

Smart opening day. Thank you for playing. Sean, what are you gonna do with that? I'll go eight names. I turned around, but I'm gonna make Sean name it. Use the phone. Yeah, he says name it. You have to hear the names. Begins with the letter P, the title is.

Eight minutes long, so it's really short for a feature. That's why I thought it was an interesting clue. You never catch me saying this was 97 minutes long. It makes no sense whatsoever. Extremely annoying film. Tour de force. Performance. And your eight names are Paula Jai Parker, Tia Texada, Josh Pace, Keith Nobbs, no relation to Albert Nobbs, Raymond T. Jones, I mean Richard T. Jones, apologies to Raymond T. Jones for all the calls you're going to get. For all the calls you're gonna get.

Katie Holmes. And Radha Mitchell. Radha Mitch-a Mitchell. And then there's three more names left. Some people in the audience possibly know it. In 2000... What do you think it is, Sean? It begins with letter P. That gentleman in the audience ventures to guess Doug Benson.

Probably just realized what he was here for. Uh, is there a movie called Paranoia? Oh, that's a fun guess. No, this movie also, the tour de force was by Colin Farrell, and it was also Kiefer Sutherland and Forrest Whitaker, and it's called Phone Booth. Oh, Phone Booth. That was a teaser.

Yeah. I tricked you. And that means Rob is our winner. Rob wins for best. I didn't know. I didn't see there was nothing. What do you mean you did nothing? You held a microphone for Charlotte?

You put all the prizes back in the bag? I'm going to take a bunch of drinks back, too. Here, I'm going to hold that for you. Now I have all the microphones. How much does brownies, like one square do you? Like, no more than that, right? They're a little weak, he says. So you should have three, Sean.

Go back over the border. We just added another show tonight. And I want you to come back and do 20 minutes. This was on the back of the brownies? Okay, so I will read the designated shithead from this person,

and I will thank once again. Let's hear it for Sean Collin and Ron DeLorean. Thank you. And as always, Vincent Gallo is a shithead. Now it's time to juggle once another, cocky. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies