Doug Loves Movies - Casey Wilson, Paul Scheer, Drew Droege, and Clare Kramer Guest

Episode Date: November 12, 2013

Doug welcomes "Ass Backwards" cast members Casey Wilson, Paul Scheer and Drew Droege, and returning Leonard Maltin Game winner Clare Kramer to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seats with 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug Loves Movies! Hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies! This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles on Tuesday, November 12th to Ocean's 13. I had fun, fun, fun in Austin, Texas last weekend because that is what you do at the Fun Fun Fun Fest.

I will see you soon, Austin. Like, real soon., like December soon. Deet's coming shortly. Cheap Drills Houston! I'm coming to you Friday. Warehouse Live, Friday night. Stand up with some Leonard Maltin game at the end, and then I'll be at the Alamo Drafthouse

on Saturday at 420 for a Benson movie interruption of Love Actually. Yeah. It's a fun movie to interrupt. Kansas City, Missouri, the Benson movie interruption is coming back to the KC Alamo Drafthouse on Sunday, November 24th, and the movie is Gothica. Yeah, Halle Berry.

Did you guys see that? Yeah, right? This is the only way to see it. Burt Kreischer's Dream Messages. Check them out at Doug Lowe's Minis. You'll get to hear them, and I don't listen to them. But you can. That's your choice.

Big announcement, you guys. Huge announcement. Not only am I doing stand-up and Doug Lowe's movies on the Weezer Cruise next year from February 13th to 17th. That's right. Valentine's Day and Presidential Days. Day.

I'm giving away a cabin on the cruise here at UCB at the taping on Tuesday, December 10th so bring your name tags and if you're over 21 and can fly yourself to Jacksonville, Florida

laughter fly yourself, sounds like you have to be a pilot laughter you know what I mean, like airfare isn't included but the cruise would be completely free, food included, you know what I mean? Like, airfare isn't included. But the cruise would be completely free, food included. You'd just have to pay for booze. That's how they get you on the cruise ships. Is that they're like, you gotta pay for booze.

And then you're like, you walk outside your cabin, and there's somebody standing there with a tray of cocktails. And you're like, yes. Let's look in the prize bag, you guys. I'm very excited about that prize bag on December 10th, but this one,

this is no... No, this is pretty terrible. It's for my friends at Talking Dead, some emergency drinking water. It's just a weird bag of water. In case the zombie apocalypse comes. They also included some emergency, because, you know, you don't want to get the zombie flu when that shit goes down.

I included a $10 gift card on iTunes. You can go buy The Benson Interruption or anything else that you enjoy on iTunes. You can go get Miley Cyrus singing about a wrecking ball. I will not monitor what you do with it. Of course, we've got the Leonard Maltin game rules. We've got a copy of Gateway, Doug. And then some other stuff. Oh, and an Eastbound and Down lighter.

But then the other stuff is related specifically to one of the guests tonight. We have four guests. As you can see, we have four microphones set up and four chairs. So please give a big, warm UCB welcome to returning game winner Claire Kramer and Drew Droege, Paul Scheer, and Casey Wilson. Get out here, you guys. Oh, look at that.

Wow. Wow. Hey, y'all. Pick up your microphones. Usually I have comedians who are all dying to pick up their microphones and start screaming shit at me. You guys are like, get to those. What are these?

We'll touch those when the time is right. First time guest, Casey Wilson is here, you guys. right? First time guest, Casey Wilson is here, you guys. Woo! Hello. Promoting her movie that's in theaters now

called Ass Backwards. And you brought... I brought some underwear. Some underwear that says Ass Backwards on it. Signed on the ass by June Diane Rafel, who wrote the movie with me and stars in it and myself. And then three pairs not signed.

And one of them is a little seemingly dirty. Are you giving all three pairs to one person? One person gets it all, yeah. Really? Yeah, the winner takes it all, like that song. So all they need is really one more. Yeah, that one. Which Pierce Brosnan

sang in the movie he's the worst in that it was so uncomfortable it was a day when I met you it was beautiful the winner takes it all

oh Pierce he could take it all my favorite part of that Mamma Mia movie was the spinning roulette wheel with Meryl Streep's face in the center of it. That was pretty

inspired artistry there. I can't believe I haven't seen that movie. What? I can't believe it's something that I know. It's like, why have I not seen Mamma Mia?

I haven't. I know. Do you get to keep your gay card? I know. I think I have to give it away. Isn't that against your people?

It is against my people. I know. I apologize. Have you seen Moulin Rouge? I have. A million times. Have you lip syncedin Rouge? I have, a million times. Have you lip synced? What about Las Vegas?

Las Vegas? Wait a second. Las Vegas is the gayest movie. It's about four homos who go to Las Vegas and get it on, girl. Balls deep, you ladies. There's an interview in Entertainment Weekly with those guys. It's like a Q&A format interview where they all talk about how they hate being directed. Morgan Freeman's like, yeah, if a director tries to tell me what to do, I'm like, I'm an actor.

You're the director. Sit down. What does that mean? Kevin Kline's like, oh, yeah, I love when a director goes, I'm thinking this. I'm like, I'm the actor here, buddy. They were so like. Yeah, they were totally douching off about directors. Like hating directors.

You do your technical thing, I'll handle the acting. Morgan Freeman goes, I only take two notes, faster or slower. That's the notes he took when he was having sex with his granddaughter. Too soon, Casey.

Sorry. She's here, Casey. Morgan Freeman's granddaughter is here. She's a beautiful girl. How are you, Heather? Heather Freeman? Heather Freeman. I gotta introduce everybody.

Let's go down to Paul Scheer is here, of course. Thank you, guys. So excited. Now, of course. Thank you, guys. Dressed. So excited. Now, of course, Paul, you are an ongoing, eventually we'll have you on in the Tournament of Championships because you've already achieved. I'm waiting to pick my moment.

Yeah. You don't have to, you know, you don't necessarily have to show off today. I don't have to qualify. You've already qualified. So I can just phone it in. So you can go easy on these guys. Got it.

Roadhouse. That's my guess. Just use it. You, of course, are in Ass Backwards, and so is Drew. But the thing I wanted to bring up is that June Diane Raphael is not here, and she co-stars and

co-wrote it with you. She did not want to be here today. She wanted to be on the other side of the country for some reason. Do you guys know what she's up to? She is filming a movie and wishes she could be here, but I've got these guys in. And you were not in the movie. I was not in the movie.

Claire Kramer is back, returning Leonard Maltin game winner. And also I'm not in the movie. No, Claire Kramer is back, returning Leonard Maltin game winner. And also, I'm just enjoying the suspense of her getting more and more pregnant. The new game is when will I have my baby? Yeah, when you're going to have your baby, and also you're just solidifying most pregnant guests in the history of the show.

I'm locking it down. By really getting down to the wire. Because most people will not want to be a guest on the show when they're going to give birth at any moment. My question is, would this be the first podcast birth? I feel like that would be cool. I don't know. I would like to say

yes. Do you think the four of us could midwife this baby into the world? While we're doing a Leonard Maltin game, we'll be like, we'll give you four breaths to get this baby out. I can do it in one breath. And when are you due? When are you due?

I'm due like Thanksgiving. Okay, I'm not doing anything between now and Thanksgiving. Me neither. I think we can all hang out here until you give birth. Let's just wait it out? Yeah, let's wait it out.

Claire, let me ask you a question. Thanksgiving is a good time, I think, to have a kid. Do you get nervous because if you conceive at the wrong time, you can screw up your kid and have a birthday at Christmas or something like that. And I think, to have a kid. You get nervous because if you conceive at the wrong time, you can screw up your kid and have a birthday at Christmas or something like that.

And I feel like that would really suck. Yeah, you know, lucky me, I didn't plan it. Oh, wow. Thanksgiving's a little tight. It's tight, but you know what? When they come home from college that first year, all their buddies will be there. They'll have a good time.

Yeah, it's a party weekend. It's good at college. It's like, you know, my birthday. I got a good 20 yeah it's a party weekend it's good in college it's like you know I got a good 20 years out of good birthdays around it because people are home it's a party weekend

exactly I mean like my birthday is Labor Day it's the best birthday because there's never growing up there was never school and you know now it's like barbecues and you know

whatever this is a good holiday I'm gonna say Thanksgiving is the new Labor Day yeah for birthdays oh wow you're really putting it out there.

I'm going to fucking call it. You said you were going to say it, then you did say it. I did it. Drew Droege is here, you guys. You've been on the show before, and I swear I said your name wrong. I don't remember that you did. I think you just let it go. I do, because I've

heard it so many times. I'm just a great person. What do you play in Ask Backwards? I play the pivotal role of homeless Norma in Ask Backwards. Is it your role over by the end of the opening credits? Before the opening credits, but let me tell you,

I had to do a lot of layered character work. I play a down and out. Let me tell you about Norma, you guys. I want to say, at least you have a name in the movie. I just play strip club manager. And when I said to June and Casey, I was like, you know, I would like a name. They thought I wanted just a better position. Originally, I was like, oh, I was strip club manager.

Now I'm strip club owner. He just boosted my position, not give me a name i never knew that he june was like paul wants the name like a better title and i was like i guess he could own the place wow it's interesting because it watching it you did seem like you owned it but there might just be because it was an after yeah i put into my head by the credits. Well, a manager does a lot of the same jobs as an owner. I mean, a lot of these owners don't check in on the girls, don't work with the

DJs, don't refill the disinfectant. You know, I did the work. Name only. You walked the walk. Yeah, I did walk the walk. Claire is usually really good about remembering to bring an awesome prize for the prize bag, but she didn't bring anything tonight. She's pregnant. She's got a pregnancy brain.

First born. I had a DVD season four of Alias, and I forgot it. Of Alias? Random. It's the best season. Rimbaldi stuff is really coming to a head at that point. Wow, that was an reference

that no one got. Come on, guys. Alias, Jen Garner, a head at that point. So if I'm back next week. Wow, that was a reference that no one got. Come on, guys. Alias, Jen Garner, a top of her game. Bradley Cooper, bottom of his game. One will be a star one. Yeah, so Doug,

if I come back next week, I'll bring double price. If you come back next week, you're the cockiest pregnant person. No. Well, I already know that he's going to win. I don't think so. Paul is great at the game, but you never know.

I know. I feel like he might be the happy beast. You're working. You have two brains going on over there, I feel like. Yeah, you do. Or half a brain. But so Claire signed the underwear, so that's a nice prize. Very nice. And Paul Scheer, what did you bring? It looks like a bag of Halloween candy.

A bag of Halloween candy that we did not give out. I made it a nice assortment, two blow pops, some stuff in there. This is the perfect size to get through TSA. Exactly. Exactly. It's backed up appropriately. Under three ounces. I also gave you a signed NTSF flyer that says,

Suck it, and I signed it. And a sticker from our set from the bar that our characters hang out in at NTSF called Tig Bitley's and it just looks like a dick and balls. Nice. Oh it does now that you mention it. With a couple of hands on there. Emergency was contributed by me.

It was a thing that was given to me recently along with this emergency drinking water for the zombie apocalypse. Is anyone unclear about how to play the Leonard Maltin game on the panel? No. I think I know. You guys know? There's instructions

on how to play? All the rules are in one tiny corner. I wanted to bring up a topic of discussion because I feel like it's fresh in my head. I saw that movie Man of Steel last night because it was on iTunes. Oh, Jesus. I thought it was way better than... You did? Yeah, I thought it was going in my head. I saw that movie Man of Steel last night because it was on iTunes. Oh, Jesus. I thought it was way better than I...

You did? Yeah, I thought it was going to suck balls and I was like, I kind of like this movie. I think that's why you liked it. The rest of us went in thinking it was going to be amazing

and it sucked balls. Okay. I was like, this is not bad. I don't know why... I mean, besides... I didn't hate it. I didn't hate it,

but there's a lot to hate about it. The whole planet Krypton is all dick-shaped ships. I thought that was weird. There's a lot of balls and things. but there's a lot to hate about it. The whole planet Krypton is all dick-shaped ships. I thought that was weird. There's a lot of balls and canes. And there was a lot. It was so long.

All that Krypton stuff was so long. The Brutal Crow. I'm like, surely you must be good. I don't know. I just felt like my childhood died with that movie. I was like, oh, I hated that movie. I wanted Zod to be a little bit more flamboyant. But besides that, I was like, I'm in.

Yeah, Michael Shannon is pretty, he's as scary as it gets. Yeah. That guy. Yeah, he was good. I mean, I was with you. He brought the intensity. I wasn't disappointed, but I wasn't blown over. It wasn't like the best thing.

No, I wasn't like. Yeah. But I did notice that they didn't hold the close-ups on Superman, which. Oh, interesting. Oh, see? Are you guys having actor talk right now? We're just chatting. Lots of cutaways.

They cut away because you think he laughed a lot at the end of takes? Watch the pivotal scene again. The pivotal scene. And they pull off. And they pull off immediately. Oh, wow. You're keeping your eye on things. okay the pivotal scene and they pull off and they pull off like immediately and you're like oh wow yeah you're keeping your eye

on things yeah well you know you're right you know now that I think of that it was really short yeah it was really fast like in any other movie

that would be much longer yeah totally and I remember being there and being like mmhmm yeah and he looks amazing

looks great looks the part looks amazing yeah and that's what they went for that well there you go that's really 30 minutes of like

blowing each other through buildings though I mean like there was so many buildings what was happening you just wanted them to blow each other I wanted them to

just blow each other I mean let's get to it you guys get these buildings in the way I wanted Las Vegas right I will say

I don't want to give a spoiler to the movie, but the way that he dispenses of Zod is pretty anticlimactic. It's like, oh, you can do that? Didn't you just fly through

like a million buildings? And well, I don't want to spoil it, but just say the spinal cord of Krypton is just as fragile as the spinal cord of Earth. All right.

But that's good. I mean, you know, I've been having a lot of debates with people about spoilers on the internet, you know, because people still don't want to know how gravity ends. And first of all, not only has it been kind of long enough, but, you know, some people are like, I can't afford to see it

in the theater I want to wait and see it on DVD it's like okay but think of the movie you're talking about Gravity starring Sandra Bullock

how many possible endings how many options do they have really that people are raving about this movie would people be raving about it

if it ended horribly yeah if it ended horribly? Yeah. If it wasn't uplifting in some way? But I will say, but don't you agree, I feel like, respect your own self. You've got to check yourself. When I don't watch Homeland for two weeks, and I see even the word Damien Lewis, I'm like, I'm off. I don't look at anything. I shut down websites.

Oh, it's totally true. You've got to protect yourself. It's about respecting yourself. Exactly. Put your world on lockdown. Have some dignity. Have some dignity. And take care of yourself.

Take care of your body. Take care of your mind. Take care of yourself. I am more than three episodes behind in Homeland. I don't want to know anything. And that's on you. If you find out, that's on you. It's on me, but I protect myself.

I protect myself. Is there an app that cuts out any Homeland references on Twitter? You can't go on Twitter or Facebook. Yeah, you can't do that. You gotta be off. There's an app where anytime somebody mentions Homeland, are you worried they'll slip in there? I'm worried they'll slip in there.

And they'll call her Temple Grandin and then say something about Homeland? They found outsmarting the system. I read any tweet that say Temple Grandin. If Temple Grandin's like hashtagged in a tweet, I'm on it. I'm reading it. My issue is not the blocking of Netflix.

You don't want Temple Grandin spoilers though, right? But don't tell me how Temple Grandin ends. Please. I'm just on a lot of Frank Langella fan pages, so that's where all the Homeland spoilers break. Right, that's what's going on. Have you seen the new cowboy shirt that Temple Grandin

has been sporting don't tell me about it Doug sorry sorry I couldn't help it it's just it's a lot so what do your

followers say the moratorium should be well everybody has a different opinion but some people say like three to four weeks

into DVD release what what yeah are DVDs even coming out anymore? Or Blu-ray or On Demand or whatever. Ask Backwards is in some theaters throughout the country, but it's also On Demand.

And spoiler alert, you both died. I'll tell the end of it right now. How does it end? We both die in a fiery blaze. It's a murder-suicide. In space. Yeah. And Sandra Bullock kills my character.

Great cameo. Great cameo. Her character did not have a name. She owned the franchise, actually, that you then owned. That's it. That's the Magic Mike franchise spinoff. I like it. Casey, I loved Still Love.

You can still love it happy endings thank you and scattered applause thank you that's just what that's what kills

network TV shows I know is that scattered thing it's quite alright thank you for saying that because I'm sure everyone here that clapped tonight

is also not a Nielsen family correct thanks a lot I don't know anyone who's ever been in Nielsen my aunt just? I don't know anyone who's ever been in one. My aunt just became one. Oh, really?

Oh, wow. Timing. Yeah, I know. Just now, I know. My mom was growing up, like in the 50s or 60s or whatever. They were for like a year or something. I think you do it for a year.

That's like a dream. A dream. I know. It was like we were a Nielsen family. We had it. How did that at all? Yeah, how are they selected? I have no idea.

It feels like very old time. I'm going to make whiteboard and award. Back then, mom said they would go and they put a box in their TV and they would just check

and see what they watched. I mean, now, but do people still do that? I mean, that was like early NSA shit. Yeah, exactly. My friend had the worst. My friend was a Nielsen family for

radio, and they had to log in in a book. It's like, ugh. It just seems like work. Listen to this fan. There's no honor in that. None. Listen to Hot 97 for 45 minutes. Switched over to Kiss.

I'm on the after a nominating committee for radio show. Switched over to Kiss. I'm on the AFTRA nominating committee for radio show. Like, ugh, why? Best performance of a newscaster. AFTRA jokes. Here we go. What? Cross that off the list.

Okay. We can't make AFTRA jokes. They're not funny. We get it. Got it. I gotta ask you guys if you've been in the movies lately. Yeah.

Casey's thinking about it. Paul, what do you got? Well, I saw Man of Steel, but that's not movie, movie. Sure. Technically movie. I guess I should have considered that you're part of this question. I mean, yeah, I can go deeper. You can name another one.

Yeah, I saw, well, I guess the last movie I saw in the theater was Ass Backwards, because I saw it at the premiere. Yeah. Thanks, Paul. There you go. And then, yeah, and then I think I've had a long lapse. Gravity, I think, was probably the last one I saw in the theater. So we've covered all of it.

Yeah, we're good over there. I saw Bad Grandpa, which I'm sure. Oh, I saw Bad Grandpa, yes. How was that? How was Bad Grandpa? I went in there like, what is this going to be? I really don't have time for this. And then I was literally like, what is this going to be? I really don't have time for this.

And then I was literally like, ah! Like laughing hysterically. Like he would fall and I'm turning my way. And I'm like, he fell! The grandpa fell! It's really funny. I love those movies.

I will go, yeah. It's super fun. And there's like shit sequences that are just so disturbing and disgusting. Yeah, he shits a wall in a diner. I like you say that you're over that. Yeah, he shits a wall in a diner. I like how you say that. You're over that.

Yeah, he shits a wall in a diner. Yeah, yeah, that happened. Well, it's fun because they show them, in the end credits, they show him testing it. Yeah. And that's fun to see that they tested it. They put some work into shitting on a wall. The thing that I'm really fascinated by is that

it looks like a giant subplot was cut out, which is Spike Jonze played his love interest as an old lady and then that woman from Eternal Sunshine, I forget her name right now, Catherine Keener, she played another love interest in the movie. She was his dead wife. And so in the credits

you see Catherine Keener in this old woman makeup and you see Spike Jonze but it's like that seems like a giant giant plot point cut out of two main characters. That's like cutting

the werewolves out of Lone Ranger. That I don't get that reference but I imagine that's what happens supposedly. They may have meant

that movie better. There was a werewolf subplot in Johnny Depp's Lone Ranger. I can't wait for iTunes I can't call it Johnny Depp's Lone Ranger because I give him all the blame. One of Quentin Tarantino's favorite movies of the year.

Yeah, because Quentin Tarantino is crazy. Yeah, insane. It's got a couple of good sequences. And they're only good compared to the rest of the movie. I will say about Bad Grandpa, I don't quite know what you're talking about. Even though I loved it, I also walked out of it. And Paul has a problem with me. What do you mean you walked out of it?

I walk out of a lot of movies and it's not even like I don't like it. Like something will come over me and my boyfriend was like, I don't really love this. I was like, okay, we're out. And I will just walk out. And if something,

but I really enjoyed it. So those two things coexist. Your boyfriend did not enjoy it. He wasn't loving like the shit stuff. And he's like, I really feel sick. So we had to leave. So the audience is done. You left during midnight in Paris.

Yes, I walked out of a movie. You walked out of midnight in Paris. Okay. Right, because of the scene where Ernest Hemingway shits himself. But it was really bad, and then Josephine Baker dances in it. It's like, we don't need that.

Why does she need to dance around? I know it happened. I know that's historically accurate, but we don't need it. Did you get to see either of the times that Johnny Knoxville had fake genitalia that was hanging way out of his pants? Oh, sure. The boyfriend might not have liked that.

There's a lot of swinging balls in it. That strip club scene was my favorite scene I think I've seen all year. That was amazing. Him in that strip club. I love that bit. That was amazing. Him in that strip club. I've got to see it. I love that bit. The swinging balls. Yeah.

Just hanging out in his pants. And then he also gets his dick stuck in a soda machine. That kid is amazing. The kid is really good. The kid is, to me, it's all about the kid. The kid is really good. I would have liked to have seen more kid pranks. I feel like the kid had a handful of pranks,

but I would have liked to have seen a couple more. Yeah, because he's really... Light on the kid for you. Yeah. That kid knew how to commit. Oh, my God. And ad-lib. He really was good.

He goes up to strangers on the street and starts calling them dad, and then will not let them off the hook, but nobody knows how to react to it, because they can't be mean to a kid, and they're also worried about the kid it's a very weird thing yeah he like

hugs their legs daddy and then when they walk away he's like goodbye I love you did he maybe he had an earpiece maybe they just told him

what to say but he's still it's good stuff it's really good Claire I was attacked by Spike Jonze on one of the Jackass movies

when he played the old lady. Oh, really? Yeah, on the street. I was having breakfast with my friend Pete and this old woman comes running up without a shirt on.

Did anybody see this in Jackass 2? You're in Jackass 2? I'm in it. You signed the release? I didn't sign a release for it. I didn't sign it because I didn't know

what it was. And they were like, and then finally we found out it was Jackass and I was like, I love Jackass but I'm not going to sign was. And they were like, and then finally we found out it was Jackass, and I was like, I love Jackass, but I'm not going to sign a release. It was like right after Borat had come out,

and I was, I mean, you know, it's one of those things you're like, I don't, I, no. So you don't speak in it? I was talking a lot in it, because she sits down,

she has no shirt on, and she's like there with these titties, and these people around the table were like, oh my God, that woman's in trouble. And I was like, this is a joke. This is a hidden camera. No. And everyone's like, hey, that woman's in trouble. And I was like, this is a joke. This is a hidden camera.

No. And everyone's like, hey, you're a horrible person. And I was like, no, I know what's happening. I saw like latex. And I'm like, I think this is a man. And so I just started interviewing. I had no idea it was Spike Jonze, but I was talking to him forever. And I was like, where'd you have breakfast today?

What happened to you? And I was like really serious. And then they were like, oh, you know, fill out a release form. And I didn't. So I don't know. You can sue them now. I can't wait. If you're in it.

I'm going to get on that tomorrow. Was your face not blurred? My face is blurred. But some people did recognize me because of my hair. Yeah, yeah. You don't. It did blur. It blurred out, yeah.

And I'm not talking. I like that you recognize because of the latex, like your stagecraft way. Oh, yes. I see the latex. I know my way around a Ben Nye kit. I'm like, I know that. That's like a Wartman oh yes i know my way around a ben nye kit i'm like i know that that's like a work thing i know that i uh we just shot something uh on hollywood and highland and you know they have all those people dressed up as like characters like johnny depp and jack sparrow and we were taping stuff they have a johnny depp and a jack sparrow we got them together

we got them together to fight over who is the better version of each other. Johnny Depp was like, me, because I get free shit. Speaking of good movies, this isn't recent, but have you seen the documentary about all the characters? Yes. One of those people was an extra in a show that I did, and I saw it after

I did the thing. I was like, oh, it was crazy. Spoiler alert, they're all really sad people but the craziest thing was we brought those cameras out and they were the

hardest people to convince to get in front of cameras and sign releases I don't want any attention you're dressed like Jack Sparrow

you're wearing a Transformers costume you don't want any you weren't giving them the grease they want the grease even for a jokey thing they want you to pay them a sweet five spot You don't want any of it. You weren't giving them the grease, though. They want the grease. Even for a jokey thing, they want you to pay them. A sweet five spot.

The best movie is, very quickly, that one you told me about, about the kids living at the Oakwoods. Oh, yes, I've seen that, too. What is that called? It is, oh my gosh, it's amazing. It's about child actors who live in the Oakwoods in the valley where their parents drag them out for pilot season and they open it with a flock of birds

as though they've, kind of the birds have migrated so have these child actors from, you know, Iowa. And their parents have brought them and it is so disturbing. It's one of the most disturbing movies. I fell off my chair because you can't believe, I'm like, what? What? It's crazy.

It's amazing. None of us know the title. So check that out. You guys, get on it. It's crazy. It's amazing. It's amazing. None of us know the title. So check that out. You guys, get on it. Get on it. Yeah. Get on it. Claire, did you tell us the movie?

Well, other than Back Grandpa, I had another VOD week. I did watch The Way, Way Back, which if you guys remember, that was one of Leonard's favorite movies back in July. And I loved it. I absolutely loved it. You weren't worried that your water park was going to break? Right, no. I was back then when I was not worried.

Tony Collette. I've been watching a little bit of Hostages. So I don't know. I'm kind of on the fence. I don't really like the show, but I am still watching it. So it was good to see her. What's the premise of Hostages?

It's so bad, dude. The acting is not good. She's so much better in this movie than she is on that show. And Allison Jenney's in Way, Way Back, and she's amazing. And Steve Carell, of course. It's a great cast.

It's on my wish list on my iTunes. Hostages basically sucks, but I'm watching it. I'm trapped. That's always the worst when you feel guilt about TV that you haven't watched. It's like,

I don't like this. Why am I putting myself through this? Every time I watch it, I'm like, ugh, this is so bad. The acting's so bad.

What are we expecting is going to happen? I feel like it's all the same way. It's like, will one episode change? No. No show's ever had that.

I wasn't enjoying Under the Dome, and then CBS and Time Warner had that skirmish where we didn't have CBS for a while if we had Time Warner. And I was like, oh, good. That's an excuse for me to not watch Under the Dome anymore. It was intriguing enough, but it also wasn't that great to me. That was another one that I was kind of roped in for a while. I pick my hour longs very carefully.

I do not jump in right away. Without Game of Thrones on, without Breaking Bad now, I mean, we're missing Sunday Night's Amazing. Walking Dead you got. Eastbound and Down is so incredible right now. Amazing, amazing, amazing. Is it really going to end this time? I kind of don Down is so incredible right now. Amazing. Amazing, amazing, amazing.

It's really good. Is it really going to end this time? Is that the deal? I kind of don't want it to end now. I'm getting so upset. This last episode, I was like, oh no, oh no. Steve Little is amazing.

Everything. He's everything. He's everything. Yeah. He's the moon. He's the stars. He's the sun. He's my everything.

He's water. He is... He's rock. He's everything. He's grass. He gives us life. He's water. He's rock. He's everything. He's grass. He's definitely my God. Is he a game that we have to play? Steve Little.

That's what's happening right now. The Steve Little game, you guys. These are movies that Steve Little liked. Ladies and gentlemen of the distinguished panel this evening, we need you to pick name tags from the audience. Do we have any name tags out there tonight? Looks like we got a few big ones, a few nice ones. And don't forget, December 10th,

the best name tag might win a Weezer cruise for two. I'm going to take the kitten. All right, yeah, just go grab whoever you want to play for. And while you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. And we're back. Hey, Paul Scheer, who are you playing for? What is that big poster you have right there?

I am playing for somebody who made a gigantic poster. It says, Master and Commander, The Fierce Side of the Valley, created by Master and Commander, faceandhole.com. It's Mattster. Oh. Mattster and Commander, so I'm.com. It's Mattster. Oh. Mattster and Commander, so I'm assuming his name is Commander. Oh, he did write it. I see the shithead.

I see the shithead. This is a very big, this is a lot of paper wasted, a lot of ink wasted. Yeah. There's the shithead. I see it. I see the shithead now. It was hidden at first. I don't get that.

Is that a good? Well, you get, yeah, that's a new reference of he, in his, reference. I can tell you what it is. In a second. Drew, who are you playing for? Hold that up for me to get a picture of. I'm playing for Cup in the Air. Cup in the Air. Is this the shithead here?

I think she had a couple hits in the 90s. The shithead's on the bottom. That's Desiree's coffee cup. Desiree, I had a couple heads in the 90s. Desiree. The shitheads on the bottom? Oh, Desiree's on the bottom. That's Desiree's coffee cup. Desiree, I had a couple. Oh, interesting. All right. Personal. Claire, who are you playing for?

Desiree's saying like, you gotta be. I'm playing for 500 days of this girl, that girl. 500 days of this girl. That's happening. That little kitten.

So what's her name? Summer. Summer. 500 days of Summer. Nice. Yeah, is there a shithead on the what's her name? Summer. 500 Days of Summer. Nice. Yeah. Is there a shit head on the back of that one? No. Am I missing it? Just another cat. Maybe. It's a lot of

calendar pages. A lot of pussy. Yeah. Casey, who are you playing for? I am playing for Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey the movie. Jessica Alba. Yeah. Classic. You picked The movie. Jessica Alba. Yeah. Classic.

You picked out a really nice one there. How could you forget about Honey? It took everything that didn't work in glitter and did it again. That's all I deserve. All right. All right. So I think I successfully made a line. This was one half of Honey Mooners, but I picked Honey. Oh, okay.

Oh, Honey and Mooners. Yeah. All right. Well, good luck, you guys. Good luck winning this underwear. Wait a second. I'm looking at this cat calendar that Claire has. The eyes on that cat are spooky.

They're moving. They draw you in. Oh, yeah, they really do. Yeah. Better acting in there than on hostages, I imagine. Yeah, I agree. All right, we'll start with Claire. And then we'll move to Casey

and then Paul and then Drew. And Claire gets to pick a category. Okay. A couple of big birthdays today. The first category is celebrating a birthday as Ryan Gosling. Never heard of him.

So the films with that guy. Or Anne Hathaway is celebrating a birthday today. And along with, there's a lot of other good ones, but those were the top two. Please call her Annie. Annie Hathaway? Yeah. Okay.

And then your third option is Roe vs. Wade. Hilarious. That's movies with one or more people lost at sea. Oh, okay. Ooh. See what they did there? I like that. I like that a lot.

It's a fun little twist, right? What do you think? Which one of those would you like to play? I'm feeling like I want to go with Anne Hathaway. I kind of was worried that that's where this would go. I like your style. But I can make that happen. I can cooperate with that.

Okay. Would you like an Anne Hathaway movie from 2010 or 2008? She's been in the business for so many years. I know. movie from 2010 or 2008? She's been in the business for so many years. I know. 10 or 8? Let's go 8. Okay, let's go there.

Let's go old school. Old school Anne. Three stars from Leonard for this movie from 2008. He calls this movie emotionally charged. And he also says that it's all masterfully orchestrated by the director. And it's a debut screenplay written by the daughter of a famous filmmaker. And he lists, let's see, eight names. Yeah, eight names.

How many names do you think you can get it in, Claire? I think... Claire! It's a fat girl's name. I think I can get it in I think I can get it in, oh my

gosh, should I go for it? In like four names. That's a bold opening bid, Casey. So you can try to go less names or you can just say Claire Kramer, name that movie. Claire Kramer, name that movie.

Let me give you the four names. Oh, yeah. Forgot about that part. If you want to get these four names, they're really going to help you. Anna Deavere Smith. So that's three of them. That ain't cool.

Anissa George. Anissa George. Mather Zickle. That's just made up. Mather Zickle. And then another one that I just don't even begin to know how to pronounce this. It looks like it's Tunde Adabimpe. Oh.

Tunde Adabimpe was in this. And three stars from 2008, Anne Hathaway. Do you have a guess? Well, I just am changing my guess right now because I know one of those actors, and I'm thinking that I was wrong about this. Hold on. I know, and I know one of these actors, too,

and I'm like, I can't figure it out. I know. I know what it is. Anna Deavere Smith's the actor you know. Uh-uh. No? I'm really excited. Mather.

You know who that is? Mather, yeah. Mather. Mather's great. He works all the time. Anna Deavere Smith is incredible. He's one host of news readers on Adult Swim

yeah Anna Deavere Smith is on Nurse Jackie she's also a fantastic solo performance artist yes thank you I'm just gonna

New York just say Les Mis so Claire what do you think it is and don't just say Les Mis that was bad advice from Paul that was bad advice now I'm really stumped

I'm gonna be don't say the prequel to Les Mis name a movie number one detective lady agency do you gotta guess I'm gonna guess you can do it

I'm gonna say Wanderlust but it's wrong what is that that's an interesting guess that's a real interesting guess I'm going to guess... I'm going to say Wanderlust, but it's wrong. What is that? That's an interesting guess. That's a real interesting guess. It's too current. My first guess was Brokeback Mountain.

I have one, too. Everybody tell me your guesses. Paul or Drew? Rachel interrupted or Rachel... Rachel getting married. Yeah, that's it. That's the correct answer. Hey, but Drew... I was totally thinking it was Brokeback Mountain. No, no, no. You get the point, Casey. Casey's the correct answer. Hey, but Drew, I was totally thinking it was the name of Brokeback Mountain.

No, no, no, no. You get the point, Casey. Casey's on the board, everybody. Woo! Filling it. Team Honey is doing very well.

Taking down the champion. Oh, I know. Did you see that movie Rachel Getting Married? I did. It was like being at a wedding, being around,

like you were at a wedding where you weren't invited you don't know anybody and they're all super irritated only with Grandmaster Flash and Robin

Hitchcock playing yeah there's a bunch of weirdness going on at that wedding awkward speeches I didn't love it yeah yeah

I didn't love it either let's start didn't love Rachel getting married society yes let's do it

take off but you know Anne Hathaway she's good didn't love Rachel getting married society. Yes. Let's do it. Take off. But you know Anne Hathaway she's good. She's electric Doug. She's electric in that performance and it was an emotional

one at that. Emotionally charging. In Dark Knight Rises when the cat woman when she jumps onto that scaffolding with that guy and she sets it in motion

she starts it like with her foot when she sets it in motion. She starts it with her foot when she can just reach over and start it. She's a show-off. She probably trained for like a nine-month show-off. She did that because that's what a cat would do. If I trained that long, I would do everything with my feet and legs. Cats flip the switch with their

foot? That's what cats do. Meow! She studied cats. Meow. She studied cats. Yep. Annie. She studied them. Oh my God, that would be so funny. Watching her look at cats. I would love to come to your birthday party,

but I have to look at cats a lot of times. I have a lot of cats to look at this month. All right, so let's start this round with who challenged who here? Casey challenged Claire, so let's start this round with,

we'll go in the opposite direction. We'll start with Paul and then go to Drew. What do I got on the board? I got the other ones, Roe v. Wade and... You get new categories. Oh, great. It's a reset. Cleaning the board.

Reset. You get Rock Bottom. That's movies starring Dwayne Johnson that Leonard gave two stars or less. Love it. The only thing that's going to trip me up in that are the sequels, okay? You got We Shot a Zoo.

That's movies that have hunting in them. Got it. Ooh, I like that. That's a good one. I like that, too. Yeah, and finally, it puts the motion in the casket, and in them. I like that. And finally, It Puts the Motion in the Casket. I like that.

I said it wrong. It Puts the Motion in the Casket. And that is movies where vampires have sex. Or I should say a vampire has sex. I am going with My Oprah, The Rock. Give it to me. Let's do it. Your Oprah? What is that?

It means that he's the guy I look to for spiritual and motivational advice. He's the rock, baby. He's the rock. That guy eats more oatmeal in a morning than you've eaten in your life.

Is it steel cut? Of course. Leonard gives this movie the bomb designation. Okay. You didn't give me a year. 2005. Okay. Yeah.

He calls this a British-Czech-German-U.S. co-production. So a lot of various countries put some money into this. He calls it brainless. He calls it high testosterone. Yeah, I mean, those are words he could throw around for any rock movie. Yeah, this is not helping me.

Not the Tooth Fairy. He says it was inspired by something controversial. This movie. Yeah. And he lists, I'd say 11 names. Let's go with 11 names. All right.

I can name it in eight names. That is a strong opening bid, Drew. What are you going to do about that? Paul, name that movie. Whoa, you're giving him eight names. That's a lot of names to give. I thought I would at least get out of this one.

The great Paul Scheer gets eight names. It's not going to help. It's all going to be like, toot-toon I would at least get out of this one. The great Paul Scheer gets eight names. It's not going to help. It's all going to be like Tutunde Padade Sumta Pato You know, it's going to be

it's like Timo Pinkat. Now, come on. Let's get serious. Let's buckle down. Just glancing at it, I can see that you're wrong because there's names like Diobio Barabi.

But let's go to the let's start from the bottom. Doug Jones is in this movie. Brian Steele. Dexter Fletcher. Al Weaver. Richard Brake. Roz Adoti. Ben Daniels.

And Diobia Opari. Literally, it's like what you said O-P-A-R-E-I the three names that you're not getting I'm just gonna go and say the Scorpion King

the three names that you're not getting would really give it away oh really yeah shit and they would tell you that you were wrong

because those three names are Rosamund Pike The Rock and Carl Urban and the motion picture is called Doom. Oh. Yes. I would not have gotten that.

Inspired by the controversial, wildly popular Doom video game. Yeah, very. I don't even have Doom in the back of my consciousness. Me either. I'm happy with that. I'm happy with that miss. Drew's on the board, you guys. We got a two-way tie.

Come on in here. Out of four. Apologies to... Thank you, Desiree. Almost a comedy bang-bang. Apologies to Put Your Hands Together, because this is an exciting match that we must finish. This is important, you guys.

It's important. Important things are happening up here tonight. All right, so let's start with Casey and go to Claire. And you get to pick, Casey, between

the dog father. Shouldn't Claire pick because Casey just picked the first round? You know, sometimes the same person gets to pick again. Oh, you picked the first round?

Oh, okay. Or that happens. I had to misfire with Anne Hathaway. I'm glad we worked this out. Sorry, guys. The dog father. But I thought Casey picked Anne Hathaway. I'm glad we worked this out. Sorry, guys. The Dogfather. I thought Casey picked Anne Hathaway in movies.

No, I did. Oh, forget it. It's just a lady voice from the other end of the table. Women all sound the same. It was a mistake. Don't concern yourself with their individual personalities. I don't think about any of these. I know it's disconcerting to be behind.

With our pitches. The Dogfather. That's movies that have a dyslexic character in them. Yes. That's cool. The Liberty Bell. This is from way back when I did a show in Philadelphia that somebody suggested The Liberty Bell,

and that's movies that have someone doing crack. I like that. I like that, too. And Shut the Fuck Up, Donnie is movies where Steve Buscemi dies those are great those are good categories which one do you like Casey?

Dogfather someone has dyslexia you a fan of those movies where people have that? it's my favorite genre would you like a movie where someone has dyslexia from 2001 to 2010? Full disclosure, I don't remember anyone

having dyslexia in either of these movies. So we'll see how this pans out. I'll say 2010. Not often a real topic of like, people can't get behind dyslexia. 2001 was Pearl Harbor. Did someone have dyslexia in that?

I think Ben Affleck had it in that. Boy, I don't remember that. That's why he couldn't be a full-fledged pilot. I'm just glad that plot point was in Pearl Harbor. I'm glad that was covered. Pearl Harbor covers a lot of issues.

There's an abortion sequence. Yeah. I like the part with the animal crackers on the belly. Oops, sorry, Armageddon. Almost the same movie. That's what I thought of, too,

when you just, I'm looking at you. Two stars from Leonard Casey from this movie from 2010 that has an abortion in it. An abortion? I'm sorry.

It has someone who has dyslexia in it. Steve Buscemi smokes crack in it. I'm sorry. It has someone who has dyslexia in it. Stupid shimmies, bumps crack in it. I love that everyone laughs at that. It's confusing everybody. Kind of weird. People say that, Leonard says

that fans of the book that this movie is based on may be disappointed. Oh. Because the main character's age has been changed. Hobbit. By about five years. That's a big clue.

I'll also say about this movie that... I've got nothing else to say about it. Oh, it's jumbled and plot heavy. And Leonard lists lists 13 names. Wow. Okay, I'll take... The audience even gasped. Wow.

I'll take eight. She says eight names, Claire. Having never played, I'll take eight. Name it. Oh, damn. Wow. All right, here's your eight names. Good luck luck Thank you

Uma Thurman Joe Pantoliano Joey Pants Kevin McKidd Catherine Keener The aforementioned Somebody Just gasp for the audience

Are you in it? Catalina Canacaritas, Rosario Dawson, Steve Coogan. Oh, wow. Oh, no. And Pierce Brosnan. Wow. Is it Mamma Mia? Are you eight out of 13?

Wow. Yeah. I feel like I know most Catherine Keener movies, but nothing is... I know, right? I wouldn't get this. Oh, Steve Coogan. Oh, sorry.

Talk amongst yourselves. Steve Coogan is bringing something to me. Show your work. I think I'm narrowing it down to something. I want to give you one. I'd be very impressed if anyone on this panel knew the answer to this. Can I guess, not what it is, but an element of it? Can you tell me if I'm right or wrong?

Not yet. All right. Yeah, wait until Casey. All right, yeah, you need to get that point. Sorry. Yeah. Get that point. Yeah, we're good.

I think I'm thinking of a recent movie where Steve Coogan is a parent. So I don't know this. It's a tough one. I don't know this. It's a tough one. I don't know. Is it a... Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Say your thing.

Well, Casey has to guess. No, she gave up. All right. Is it a remake? Uh-uh. Oh, then. I was going to say Thomas Crown Affair. It was a hopeful tentpole.

And the rest of the names are Sean Bean, Jake Abel, Alexandria Daddario. I got the best of the bunch in terms of names. Brandon T. Jackson and Logan Lerman and it's called Percy Jackson and the Olympians. The lightning beat. Does Percy Jackson have dyslexia? Yes.

Yes. One person in the audience knows about that. Anthony Stewart Head. Everyone that's out there has been seething for the last 10 minutes. I can't believe that Anthony Stewart Head is not on the board. And now Claire is on the board, and everyone except for the expected winner has a point. That's right, I told you. You told me to take it easy.

I've let Honey down. You're already in the tournament. I mean, you don't have to. And you're a returning champion. You don't have to worry about it. Yeah, yeah. I want to keep Claire's streak going returning champion. You don't have to worry about it. Yeah, yeah. I want to keep Claire's streak going

or give somebody the coveted spot of a new winner. All right, Paul, you get to pick a category. Uh-oh. And we'll go to Drew from you. Got it.

And you get to pick between Gladiator, and that's movies that have a cannibal or more than one cannibal in them. Gladiator. Gladiator.ibal in them. Gladiator. Gladiator.

Gladiator. And then from IEatYourDog on Twitter, which is a weird Twitter name, IEatYourDog suggested We Are Farmers. And that's movies that have sheep in them. And... And 16 Candles,

which is movies that were released 16 years ago. Oh. Yeah, which one of those do you like? All right, I'm going to do 16 Candles. Oh. You want to give me that year? Yeah, it's 1997. Got it.

Aggressive, aggressive. You want to give me that year? Yeah, give me that year. For about four weeks this movie came out in 97 three and a half stars from Leonard

he calls it a bullseye which to me that sounds more like a four star movie but that's that's up to him he says it's well cast

and never mean spirited yeah this is a cannibal film? This film... No, it came out 16 years ago. Oh, okay. This film... This film earns its laughs honestly.

It's not just a comedy about eating people. A well-meaning, well-spirited comedy about cannibals. Yes. Really? Three and a half stars. Nine names. Nine names. Yeah, what are you going to do with that?

Name it in six. Oh, bravo. Drew? I will say, I can go for a lower number. Yeah. I'm going to try for four. Yes. Oh, Claire. I'm going to say lower number. Yeah. I'm gonna try for four. Yes. Ooh, Claire. I'm gonna say name it. Yeah, you are.

Claire's gonna be back again next week, you guys. Can you come back next week? I can. Oh my god. I don't know which is gonna happen first, your baby or your defeat. But I'm anxious for both. Thanks, Doug.

We'll see. You might pull it out. You might get this, Drew. I think you're going to get this. Paul has confidence. Your four names are Deidre Costello, Hugo Speer, Paul Barber, and Steve Huson. Huson. Spear, Paul Barber. An excellent actor. And Steve

Huson. H-U-I-S-O-N. Huson. It's a bullseye. This movie is a bullseye. Everyone in 1997 was talking about Steve Huson. 16 years ago, three and a half stars, well cast, never gets mean-spirited.

Earns its laughs. I was literally going to think of that movie like The Celebration or some weird foreign film. Earns its laughs. I was literally going to think of that movie, like The Celebration or some weird foreign film. Earns its laughs, honestly. Oh, no, no, no. Laughs, honestly. I had a theory about this, but now it's all shot to shit. All my theories today have been bad.

What do you think, Drew? No. No? That's what you think? Absolutely not. I have zero idea. All right. Babette's Feast that's a great guess

from like 30 years before that the rest of the names are Emily Woof Leslie Sharp Mark Addy Tom Wilkinson and Robert Carlyle

and it was that massive worldwide hit The Full Monkey yeah yeah and that means that Claire is our winner

once again. Claire defeated the cast of Ask Backwards. Ask Backwards. What a turn of events. I can't wait to see the movie, though. I love this title. Thank you. Just like the Fomanti, it earns its laughs. Honestly.

Honestly. Honestly. Honestly, it earns laughs. Where's Summer at? There you go, Summer. There's your prize bag. Congratulations. One more pair of underwear and you can wear one every day.

Here's your cat calendar back, too, because the year's not over yet. We got this one. And you got a shit hit on the back of yours, Paul. Oh, that's right. That's right. Can you explain why you have that question?

Okay, so I'll say that one first. Do you have anything to plug, Paul? No. You can follow me on Twitter. You'll find shit to watch.

I don't know. You'll be back on the Tournament of Championships at some point. I'll be back. the Tournament of Championships at some point. I'll be back. Watch the league or whatever. Watch stuff that I'm on. Oh, Thursday night you and I are going to be on At Midnight.

I'm very excited about that. That'll be really fun. So watch for that. Drew, what's going on with you? I have nothing. What am I doing? I don't know. What show? Your one- pull what am I doing? You're on your show. I don't know what show? Your one person show. I'm doing a one person show

if you're in Hollywood. Your show. Well you're just counting on the rest of the cast to promote that. Yes exactly the rest of the cast is adamant

they're real postcard people. Yeah I'm in a show that opens on Sunday it's called Bright Colors and Bold Patterns in Hollywood. Follow me on Twitter. Where in Hollywood?

Pico and La Brea. That's not really Hollywood, is it? Drew, D-R-O-E-G-E. Why are you just giving intersections? Give the name of the theater. It's the Versus Theater. Did I say that?

No, you didn't. I'm going to be as mysterious as I can about a show that I am the only person in. There's a parking meter. You guys, it's really weird. Don't come to my secret show. It's really quiet. I am unin only person in. You really don't want to put that in. I don't. You guys, it's really weird. Don't come to my secret show. It's really quiet.

I am uninviting you. Everyone in the audience has to wear wigs and get naked. But hey, come if you want. Claire, what's going on? Big Ass Spider. I have an ass movie out as well. Big Ass Spider. Yeah, Big Ass Spider.

In theaters and on VOD. There's an ass renaissance going on in cinema right now. It is ass happening. I'm excited to see Big Ass Spider. I theaters and on VOD. There's an ass renaissance going on in cinema right now. It is ass happening. I'm excited to see Big Ass Spider. I hear it's very good. It is so funny. Greg Grunberg, Ray Weiss, Lombardo Boyer. It's a great movie.

It's really, really... It earns its laughs, honestly. You lost me at Lombardo. Oh, he's amazing in the movie. He's actually the best. And then, of course, Geek Nation. And you can follow me on Twitter's actually, like, the best. The best. And then, of course, Geek Nation. And you can follow him on Twitter. Yeah, and you'll be back next week.

At Claire Kramer. Give us some more plugs then. What's up? Yeah. Unless the baby comes first. Well, yeah. That'll be the gamble. If you give birth, how soon are you going to be back in action?

Like, will you come on the show the next day or so? Or do you have to hang out with it? I mean... It's number four, so, you know, the moratorium on this baby is a lot less than it was on, like, the first.

Right, right. All right. Casey? I would like to promote Ask Backwards, which is in 10 cities, and it's on VOD, on DirecTV, and iTunes, and it stars

myself and June Diane Raphael and Bob Odenkirk, Alicia Silverstone, Vincent D'Onofrio, John Cryer, and, of course, Paul Scheer and Drew Jogie. Yeah. Ask Backwards. Woo-hoo! Ask Backwards. It's an R-rated female buddy comedy. Woo!

Thank you. All right. Check out Getting Doug with High Wednesdays at 4.15 Pacific Time YouTube.com slash Doug Benson If anybody here on the panel wants to come smoke weed with me on that show you're more than welcome to do it

My biggest fear with that show would be that my parents would Google it I feel like that would be my parents would Google it. I feel like that would be the biggest fear. Do you have anybody who has that fear? So far, no. But we get people high and then ask them to do the show. That's a good call.

Then the releases come out. It's a good system. Much like Jackass. The releases come. Always a release. Thank you to all my guests. Paul Scheer, Drew Droege Claire Kramer, Casey Wilson

Support all of their projects And as always I'll get a picture of you guys as soon as the end title starts to play And we'll see you next week Claire And as always Let's start with this one so Paul can explain it. Tom Cruise, actor slash soldier, is a shithead?

Yes, because Tom Cruise described in his divorce deposition that his job as an actor is as hard as being a soldier in Afghanistan. It's true. It gets longer and deeper than that quick response. It's true. It is. It gets longer and deeper than that quick response. Yeah, it's true. I've done both and I think they're very similar. A lot of similarities.

Yeah. All right. Well, thank you for explaining that. That's hot off the presses. Was that news today or something? Like a couple of Friday. Friday news. Late breaking Friday news. Yeah, we were today or something? Like a couple of Friday. Friday news. Late breaking Friday news.

We're the same. Yeah, we were reading it. Twitter feed. Late breaking Friday news. All right. And the landlord in Kingpin is a shithead? The landlord in the movie Kingpin. Yeah.

I think that's what they mean, yeah. It's a weird grudge to have. Smiley. Smiley face. But even weirder. Even weirder, you guys. Babies are a shithead. Smiley face. But even weirder, even weirder, you guys. Babies are a shithead. Whoa!

Whoa!