Doug Loves Movies - Chad Daniels, Dan Sebree and Troy Tate guest

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

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those are my favorite. I mean, I love that people clap along, don't get me wrong, but the people that sit there and don't do it, I just love, I love their commitment. I just love, a lot of times they're just like, listen, rhythm's not my thing. I don't wanna fuck this up, because the clapping always

gets off by the end of it, because the tempo picks up too much, and it gets weird. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Ha ha ha. This is Doug Loves Movies coming to you once again exactly a year later from the Commonwealth Sanctuary in Dayton, Kentucky.

Some people say sanctuary and I say sanctuary. Of course we are Cincinnati adjacent it's Saturday May 10th 2025 and there's no reason to hold off from doing this any longer than Than necessary It's Doug Plugs If you're listening to this show on the day that it's released, May 19th, you can get a live stream of tonight's show from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. Just go to dynastytypewriter.com. Doug Loves Movies is coming back to Roosters in Sunnyvale, California on Sunday, June 1st, and the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, Washington on June 28th at 420. For all of my dates and dates and links, go to douglovesmovies.com.

That's douglovesmovies.com. Yeah! Kaka! Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh, shh-wallet?

Shhh, deadpads. Yeah, it's easy to get those mixed up at the end. I know I would if I was doing it. But thank you for that, everybody. Let's look in the prize bag, shall we? Limited, limited edition Douglas movies. Tote, when these are all gone, there will be no more. Yeah, there's not gonna be, I'm not gonna, you know,

I don't sell them or anything. I just give them away at shows, and then I also throw a bunch of crap into it, and then ultimately now the tote bag ends up being the best. The best part of the prize bag. But this is pretty good stuff in here. I got a book called MI6 Spy Skills for Civilians.

It even says classified up here. I don't know how it got out there, but somehow I've got a copy. I went to a 90s night at Disneyland in California, Disneyland after dark, and they gave everybody a beautiful 90s fanny pack. Ooh. It's real nice if you like fanny packs.

I'm just not a fanny packer by nature, so I'm giving it away. And then I got a Doug Benson pin. And this is very cool. I did a stand-up show, not Doug loves movies, at a club called Good Nights in Raleigh, North Carolina on 420 this year. Had a great time. But in the dressing room, one of the employees of the club,

who I didn't catch his name, but so if he hears this, reach out and say, hey, that was me. And you know, now I'm pretty much putting out there that anybody can claim to be him. But he sent me, or he just sitting in the green room for, he's like put this in the next prize bag, the next show you do. And so I told him it might not be the next show, but it's coming up soon. And so I traveled here with them. These are two VHS movies.

And it's a nice little tribute to Val Kilmer. Yeah, because it's Heat and Batman Forever on VHS. So thank you to that dude at Good Nights in Raleigh, and thank you to Disneyland, 90's Night. And especially thanks for this. Did anybody see the Soderbergh movie Black Bag? Yeah, this was, this Spyskills book was like something they sent me to like, you know, trick me into promoting Black Bag. And I just fell for it. Are you ready to meet our guests today? One of these dudes is going to win one audience member the bag and all of its contents.

Please give it up everybody for Chad Daniels, Dan Siebre, and Troy Tate. Hi fellas, I'm going to introduce you now individually and alphabetically by first name which in this case doesn't happen very often, changes nothing. You're the same order of my first name or last name, but here we go. He's in Cincinnati headlining at another venue that we're not going to mention. I'll just say this about it. It's less of a church than this venue.

And I guess it's also far enough away, it's not that big of a deal, so I appreciate him making the effort to get over here this afternoon. It's Chad Daniels! Hello, thank you. Now on this show you've basically come out as a Kung Fu Panda expert. Sure. Yeah, you enjoy the Kung Fu Panda films very much. I do. And I don't think they'll come up in any of the games today, but I did want to ask you, just out of curiosity, you've seen all four of the movies, obviously. But how much of the series have you seen? Kung Fu Panda, Dragon Knight.

I've seen zero episodes. So I'm here to tell you and get you excited about the fact that there's more Kung Fu Panda available that you're ignoring. There's a whole series, dude. It might not be as good as the feature films But I assume if you're a fan of all four feature films you anything kung fu panda. I don't probably I'm gonna keep it in the film realm really yeah, you're gonna. Just be a cineast and Yeah, and not a cineast

Not bring television into it. Yeah, that's right. All right, that's fair. I just mostly wanted to hear about it if you had seen it. So since you haven't seen it, let's move on to our next guest, making his first appearance on the show. It's Cincinnati comedy phenom Dan Seabree, everybody. Yay!

Lucky for you, I have seen every episode of the Kung Fu Panda show. Is that real? No. Oh, fuck you had me. You really, I was so excited. I want to hear how it stacks up against the movies, but. It's a real character exploration from what I've read. Right? It's just a chance for them to just get into all of them. Like, you know, let's learn more about Poe.

Is that his name? Chad would know. What are some of the other characters? El Tigre, I think, is in it. There's a tiger. Yeah. Is it Seth Rogen of a character? El Tigre, I think is in it. There's a tiger. Yeah. Tigress, yeah.

Isn't Seth Rogen a character? He is. What's his character's name? He's the Mantis. And what's he called? Mantis. Wait, some of them are just called by what they are? Most of them, yeah.

Oh, really? Yeah. Like Poe and the other one are special I guess. Yeah, Sifu. Angelina Jolie? Tigress. She's called Tigress? She's the tiger. Is this anime series actually written by children? They couldn't be bothered to give them names? Even Tony the tiger has a fucking...

But he doesn't know Kung Fu. God damn god damn surname what he doesn't know kung fu no that's true well his last name is also tiger his full name is Tony T Tiger that's just a middle initial are you aside from your opening lie to me, Dan, now it's time to be truthful. Are you much of a movie trivia person? If it's about the Star Wars prequel films, yes. Otherwise, I'm pretty hit or miss. We'll see. Well, that's good, because those aren't going to come up as well. Yeah, good.

I don't think. You never know. You never know what's going to come up. But thank you for being here, and good luck against. He may not be his brother, but he is. Troy Tate, everybody. Troy Tate, Troy Tate, Troy Tate, Troy Tate, Troy Tate, Troy Tate, Troy Tate, Troy Tate, Troy Tate, Troy Tate. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Finally. One just for me. That's my Tate chant. No, it's good. When they get you to smile like that, that's when you most look like Jeff. Yeah. I kind of feel like I most look like Jeff no matter what I do.

Yeah. Yeah. Just sitting there, You got similar beards, but you The smile is really really sells it. So Thank you for being here Troy. Jeff couldn't be with us today so it's not like I call Troy just because Jeff couldn't be here, but You know, I don't want you know, cuz he was Troy was on last year with Jeff, right? Yeah, this is my first time being on without Jeff. Without Jeff. So, finally.

He's Jeffless. I'm Douglas, he's Jeffless. I'm hoping, I'm hoping to get a win today. Finally, there's a crack. Yeah. Crack of daylight, finally. Because that's what I haven't, in the times you've been on the show, I haven't really been able to discern. Do you think Jeff is better than you? Oh yeah, by a lot, yeah.

What's the difference you think? Why does he just, he's more into movies than you are? Yeah, he always has been. So he's like, he always locks it in when he sees a movie. He's got an encyclopedic knowledge. For me it's like, if I manage to stay awake the whole time, then I'll know something about it. So that's what I bring. Well, that's the fun thing about Jeff,

is that his weakness is movies he hasn't seen, of which there are quite a few. Movies I have seen are my weakness also. I, Jeff, I have Jeff to remember that for me. Very nice. All right, so before we play some games with you dudes today, I would like each one of you, we'll start with Chad, to recommend a movie. You know, something you've seen recently, whether it's new or old, just something you think people might like. Did you, you knew that question was coming, right?

Yeah, I always forget you're gonna ask. And I can't remember any movies I've watched lately. So just think of one that is like an all time fave. Kung Fu Panda. Yeah. That's part of why I brought it up already is to just try to you know get that part of the conversation over with. We all know that you blanket recommend the movies but not the series. Listen the peach tree scene got me through my divorce. What do you want me to say? Aw. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. It's all it took.

Which one is that in, the first one? Yeah. Oh, OK. So that's your answer. Is Kung Fu Panda one? Well, it's going to have to be, because I can't remember. You can't. Because I've seen.

This should be great. I should be great at this today. I can't remember a movie I've watched. Well, do you? I'm going to dominate. Do you, most of your movie watching is like at home or on a device on a plane or in a hotel room? Yeah.

You don't really go to the cinema very often. Right. I just watched Karate Kid, the original. Why? Because it was on in my hotel room. Oh. And you, but you like got, you got pulled into it because you like it? Yeah, I mean it's fine. Daniel LaRusso is a creep though because he's always like looking, he's going behind women and looking at them like that. Oh really?

I just noticed that today because it was, it was Karate Kid 1 and 2 and then when he goes to Okinawa, he also goes behind that, the new girl, and looks her up and down. I think that just used to be a thing. Like teenage boys in movies were all just horny and staring. I think they still are. You're just not allowed to say anything about it. They just don't do as much with...

It's not as much of a trope as it used to be, but especially in the 80s and stuff. Every nerd character was also fucking just a total horn dog being a complete asshole to women there was no internet you had to go to the grocery store look them up and down go home and then masturbate it was like you had to download it first yeah all right so I'm putting you down for coke food Panda one and I'm also just going to make a note that that's just what you're going to recommend every time you're on the show.

Sure. Every time you're on the show. I watch a lot of martial arts movies, you guys. I don't want to hassle you about trying to remember what movies you saw. Then you finally pull out one that you saw in a hotel room that was just OK. Did you see any of the Cobra Kai series?

I think I watched maybe the first season. There were some funny Easter eggs in there. Yeah, I thought it was a good show. I didn't totally get into it because now it's like four or five. Once you get several seasons in, it's hard for me to pick it up. But I always heard great things about it all the time.

And I think that there's less children leering at other children. Most likely in that version. Alright Dan, what would you like to recommend? I just watched the movie Hari Kiri by Kobayashi which is not the hot dog guy. It was a way different movie than I was expecting. There's Neri a hot dog in it. It's a samurai film. It's really good. How do you spell it? h-a-r-i-k-i-r-i

Harry Carrey Yeah, I was expecting to see him eat a hot dog in that movie. That's what I was expecting You mean the sports announcer Harry Carrey With the big glasses? Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. Now, did you see what happened here, Chad? Yeah. You could barely name a movie.

And then we go to Dan, and he's got some esoteric shit. Yeah, but he was very pretentious about it. He's been talking about a movie called Harry Carrey. And it's like, spell it. Well, but he was very pretentious about it. It's a movie called Hari Kari and it's like spell it. Well it's Harry Carrey. We get it, you've been to other countries. Also is the title a spoiler? Like does a hero kill himself? Yeah, yeah. It's a big, it's a big part. came out 63 years ago, so it's not that much, but yeah. Oh, but it does have like fighting in it? There's yeah, there's like a kung fu, like samurai sword fight scene.

I'm interested. Yeah, it's really good. Is there a panda? No, but there's lots of noodles, so you would love it. Oh yeah, alright. It's in black and white? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. And how could people black and white? Mm-hmm. Yeah. OK.

And how could people see it? Criterion Channel. Oh. Who's got that? Nobody. I honestly thought that would hit way better at a show called Doug Loves Movies. I know.

It's really weird. Both of you guys came in hot on opposite ends of the spectrum. And thank god Troy's here to just recommend a normal ass movie what do you got absolutely sinners I went to the answers yeah go see it it's what format did you see it in a front row of the movie theater because it was still it was sold out on a Sunday night. So that's what instead of IMAX you just sit really close to the screen? Yeah I like to get a real good eye workout and just just really take it in. Well this movie this Ryan Coogler he went crazy and made like

there's like seven different formats you can see it in out there in the world. And, but, you know, the best format would be IMAX, actual, real IMAX, not fake IMAX. And that's only like, like seven theaters in the country, but those are playing actual film. It goes through a giant projector, but it's really thick because a lot of it was shot with IMAX cameras. Yeah. That's the one I saw, Doug. It's cool.

Sorry. I put myself to sleep with that. But I think it's a good time for a filmmaker to come along to get people excited about, you know, actual film and seeing movies, seeing movies in a movie theater. Are you laughing so hard, Chad, just because you were about to fall asleep and I... No, I just, it startled me when you started snoring. And I just loved it so much. But yes, Sinners, go see it in a theater if you haven't.

And just go see movies in a theater in general. I saw, today I went over to the AMC on the levy and I saw Fight or Flight, right? Is that the right order or or is it flight or fight? I think it's fight or flight. But it's definitely a flight. He's on a flight. It's not an or situation.

It's not like he could fight people on the ground or go on a flight. He fights them during the flight. But also, I get that it was a play on words that they couldn't, they just couldn't resist. But it's like bullet train, and the fact that there's a lot of fighting in closed quarters on a moving mode of transportation.

But it's less cartoony, but has really amazing fighting in it. You'll love it, Troy. Alright. Yeah. Fight or flight. What's that? Fight or flight, that's the title. Is this the first you're hearing of this movie?

This is the first I've heard of it, Doug. I feel like the marketing's been bad. Is everybody else hearing about this movie for the first time? It's a Josh Hartnett movie, which first of all, who says that since the 90s? He's back? Is this a prequel to Pearl Harbor? Is this?

Yeah. The working title was Kamikaze or, I can't think of a word that rhymes with Kamikaze. But that's the thing, is I first saw the trailer for this movie a couple weeks ago in a theater and I was like, oh, I wasn't aware of this movie. I haven't done the research, so I could be off base here. But I'm pretty sure some of the creatives involved in like John Wick and Bullet Train, that's why I made that comparison,

aside from the fact that they're both transportation. But transportation-based action films. But yeah, I think they did a great job with the marketing and but Josh Hartnett is having it's like a Renaissance another that's the other thing about Josh Hartnett is you know remember the McConaissance you know when suddenly Matthew McConaughey like had five great movies in a row like that was fun to say McConaissance but Hartnett-a-sance doesn't it doesn't doesn't have a flow to it at all.

But that guy was in that M. Night Shyamalan movie, Trap. Trapped with a T or just trap? Trap? Trap. Trap. Yeah, then there was another movie called Drop. Movie titles are insane. But anyway, he was in Trap.

And I didn't see it it got really mixed reviews because you know that's what happens they have night Shyamalan but but yeah now Josh Hartnett super likeable in this movie like he's kind of stepping into like the Chris Pratt Brad Pitt sort of leading man who fights a lot, who gets killed, beaten to a point where he'd be dead many times throughout the film. But it's not like he's some sort of genetic, like six million dollar man or some shit.

He's not bionic or anything. He's just a dude that was in the FBI. Anyway, I don't know if the FBI doesn't seem like a bunch of, you know, great fighters. They seem more like they figure out puzzles. That's what Quantico is known for is their 3D puzzles. Yeah. But anyway, so that's my recommendation for this week. And we're going to play some games right after this break.

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We're back! Oh boy, did we have fun during the break. We had a lot of great name tags to choose from, but we picked these ones. Chad is playing for Beth Tosmuchi, and Dan is playing for No Country for Old Amanda and Troy is playing for Jurassic Park. And good luck to everybody. Our first game today is something that I call Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDB game. All right, here's how this game works, fellas. I am going to read to you the best known four at the top of an individual actor or actress's

IMDB page. You know how it says that on every one of them. And then the movies are chosen either by the IMDB algorithm or the performer themselves or their publicist or something. So it's tricky what's going to end up in the top four. Is it really their most successful movies or is it for like, there's one actress we played the last time on the show, her top four is all four movies nobody's ever heard of. And I really think she's just like putting out like her work that she did before she became huge. So it's kind of unpredictable. But I'm going to start reading off somebody's top four. As soon as you think you know it, who it is, yell out your own name to act as a buzzer for me to call on you. And then give me your guess. If you are correct, you get one point. If you're we are into the four, the remaining titles, if you can guess those, are worth bonus points.

And we'll deal with that when we get to it. Right now I'm going to deal with some nasty cotton mouth. The water's good here right yeah is this considered Kentucky water or Ohio water Kentucky water feels like it's got a trace of bourbon in it all right so you understand all the rules? Makes sense? Have you played this game before, Troy? I believe so, yeah.

I've listened. I'm a listener too, Doug. What? I'm a listener too. Well, that's a good point. Yeah. I know what's up. I never think of my guests as listeners.

I'm used to having people on that might have heard it once or twice. Or they listen to the previous episode for cheat codes. I used to always do bits about where people's birthday would come into into play and Matt Bearden I friend in Austin, Texas He would he would study up whose birthday it was when he come on the show in case that happened cheater And it you know didn't really pay off for him because I don't I don't do that every time What makes you feel any better? I haven't done any research It makes me feel great sure because what I mean what can you do like the people have said to me is feel any better? I haven't done any research. It makes me feel great. Sure.

Because what can you do? Like, people have said to me, is there any movies I should watch or anything I should do to get ready for the show? And I'm like, no, because you can't, unless you have a way to download everything straight into your brain, we're going to talk about all movies over all time. Chad, Matrix. Yeah, see, that kind of thing could be something as old as that. But that's not your official guess is it? You don't want to start with negative one point. I was saying Matrix because you said download everything into your brain.

You got to name an actor Chad. What? You got to name an actor not a movie. Oh shit. Yeah, you should resc that that's not official. I guess Troy does understand the is a listener. Yeah Wow, we get it see on choice has stands for captain technicality. I Just want to make sure I'm a listener in as much as I was listening to you say the rules Two minutes ago, wherever you at Chad I'll say about what I was going to eat. All right, here's the first round. Who do you think this is? And also, a theme will emerge, but it's too early

to know the theme. And you might not ever know the theme. I'll tell you at the end. I'll tell you at the end. OK, here's the first title. Bohemian Rhapsody. Has a bunch of people in it, so it's pretty wise to hold back until you hear that second title. This is, sometimes the top four includes a TV series. So this is a TV series called Mr. Robot. Chad, Remy Malek.

Now Chad, I have to call on you. Oh, Dan. After you buzz in. Oh, I didn't. But that's cool, and it is. Remy Malek, that is correct. Thank you. Thank you so much. That's going to be my one point.

You get it over with early. You just score and then just... Yes. You're satisfied. Minnesota Vikings. I did a good job. Score and then let the other team win slowly. Well, here's certainly an opportunity for you to take a bigger lead.

You can guess two more Rami Malek movies. Yeah, you would think that. I mean, if you could think of two more, then you could possibly get two more points, but this is a tough one. Now, they can't guess, right? No, they're out of it. So, okay, there's one movie where he is with... Oh, I like how you I like it talk us through it

He goes to a prison in Australia with the guy from sons of anarchy This is how I do things like they go back it up a little there they're on they're on a vacation they go No, no, no, no, I go to a prison and they're in prison I'm not gonna be able to figure out what that is And then there's a new one coming out where he's trying to avenge his wife I whatever pass oh there's one that's yeah I know I know that one that you're talking about but you know current movies usually don't make it into somebody's top four sure takes it takes a minute and you were you do the prison movie you were right is a remake And if you just thought of what it's called, Papillon. Papillon's the name of the prison. That's why I didn't think of that. The original was Dustin Hoffman from Kung Fu Panda.

Yeah, yeah. Si Fu. So you should have known him for that reason. And then Rami was in a race car based on the video game movie called Need for Speed. Which wasn't a terrible movie I didn't think. Aaron Paul's the lead and Michael Keaton's in there. Alright, Chad has one point which could, you know, who knows, could be enough. Probably not. And here's round two. It starts with a motion picture called Fargo. Fargo.

Dan. Oh, Dan, are you kidding me? William H. Macy? William H. Macy? Why are you, why'd you guess that? I like William H. Macy. Any of his movies? Slash is the only one. Why are you why'd you guess that I like william h macy and he's in that movie

Slash is the only also feels like you like risk-taking and Getting a negative point I have a marriage to end tonight Oh, sorry relationship to ruin, my bad. I'm sorry. Okay, so let's move on to the next one. Okay, so we got Fargo so far, and then the Brothers Grimm, Dancer in the Dark, and Constantine. I still think it's William H. Macy. I don't think he was in any of those other ones. But this is a tough one.

I don't blame you for not being able to pull this dude's name. He's the character actor who, he's a big scary guy who often has a weird accent of some kind and he put Steve Buscemi in the wood chipper in Fargo. His name is Peter Stormare. Peter Stormare. Yeah, that was a real tough one. Chad has one point. Dan has negative one. Troy is also here.

Second place. Yeah. No, yeah, you're right there in the thick of it. I'm playing by golf rules, so I'm doing good. Yeah. That's a birdie. You're still close to par. All right. The next one starts with Argo.

And then Gone Girl. Troy. Troy, what is it? Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck it is. That was way easier. Affleck. All right, so now name two more

Ben Affleck motion pictures. Good Will Hunting and Armageddon. That one's for Jeff. Also Pearl Harbor. I didn't listen. Not thinking about that one. I didn't actually click on it, but I guess there's like,

in some interview or something somewhere, Ben Affleck like totally takes apart the plot of Armageddon like talks about how stupid it is. I mean nobody ever thought it wasn't stupid but it's still fun to hear him throwing that whole movie under the bus. Third in his top four is The Town which he starred in and directed. And then you do get a point for Good Will Hunting. Yes. That's right.

That's right. All right. Well, he was no longer in the middle. Troy is in the lead with two, and Chad has one, and Dan needs to get back up out of the hole. So far we have films by Rami Malek, Peter Stormare, Ben Affleck, and now here's round four, starting with School of Rock.

And then the number two on that list is High Fidelity. Troy. Troy got in a little before, but everybody was on that one. Troy? Jack Black. Jack Black is correct. Of course we know him best as the star of Kung Fu Panda. But there's two more movies in his best known for, Troy, and you get to guess. Minecraft and Super Mario Brothers. I just said Kurt once don't get in the top four very often. Should have been listening.

Yeah. What? I was too busy answering, Chad. He also said he was a listener, not a good listener. So there's a little leeway. I was too busy answering, Chad. He also said he was a listener, not a good listener. So there's a little leeway. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. I stand by those answers.

They're huge. Yeah, no, they're not terrible answers. But I feel like Jack Black himself made this top four, because he's amazing in School of Rock and High Fidelity. And then this is more of an oddity in his career. But I think I've heard him say that he loves it. Nacho Libre. Yeah.

And then also just for being in such a big gigantic, Jack Black in the middle of a big gigantic epic movie, King Kong is in his top four. But that doesn't matter, Troy. You have got three points at this point and now we have one round left. You listen to Chad? So, Dan, I say this is your nothing to lose round.

The first round was my nothing to lose round. Well, I mean, you're still going to lose probably either way. So maybe you could just go for it on this last one. And same for Chad. Don't be too afraid of the negative point, because you each need three or four points to win this thing. And the fifth round starts with, the first movie is Black Panther. Dan. Who is it, Dan? Chadwick Boseman. No it's not. Chad. Who is it Chad?

Michael B. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan is correct. All right so now this is exciting. I bet it's not sinners. Chad, if you, you goddamn listener, you. Say it. If, Chad, if you can get two out of the three, you win. If you could get one out of the three, you'll tie it up with Troy. What name three other Michael B. Jordan movies? Well, I'm gonna say Creed.

Michael B. Jordan movies? Well I'm gonna say Creed. One for Creed. Okay keep going. Oh you're not gonna tell me? Were you listening when I did it before? Okay so Creed. I don't know. How about, what was the thing? Fruitville, Fruitville Station? Something like that? And how's about, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Interesting. I didn't even know he was in that. Maybe he isn't. That could be why you didn't know that. And that's why I said let's make it interesting. He's in a show that gets confused for parenthood. He was in The Wire.

Yes. Both on HBO Max. All right, so Creed is on the list on the list so that's worth another point Make this really suspenseful Fruitvale station is on the list And the fourth one and this is clearly not chosen by him, is Fantastic Four. Every movie he's in is a banger except for Fantastic Four, and it's in his goddamn top four.

That's crazy. But congratulations, Chad. You did it. Thank you. Thank you so much. That was exciting. And Romy Malek is in The Amateur,

Peter Stormare is in Until Dawn, Ben Affleck is in Accountant 2, Jack Black is in Minecraft, and Michael B. Jordan is in Sinners. All movies at the top of the box office right now. That was the theme.

And uh. Oh my god, I was sitting here going, Malek, Aflac, Malek, Aflac. It's gotta be something with the syllables. What a dick shit. Jack Black. This is a consonant based. Aflac, Jack Black, Aflac, Jack Black.

Malek, Aflac, Jack Black, Aflac, Jack Black. Malek, Aflac, Jack Black. And then all of a sudden Michael B. Jordan. Well, what's going on with this? All right. All that means, Chad, is that you get to go first in our next game, which it's probably not a huge advantage. And then Dan will go second, and then Troy will be batting clean up in a game that I call ABCD's Nuts! Alright, so in this game, I call it a spelling game. It doesn't really describe it very well,

but basically I'll tell you what the word we're spelling is and then we'll go through that word letter by letter and we'll start with Chad. I'll tell him the first letter of the word. You name any movie that begins with that letter and you get to stay at the cave. So it's meant to be very easy to at least do that. But if you match me, what I wrote down ahead of time, again, playing into sort of a theme, then you automatically win the whole game, just by matching me. But of course, you're going first, so you have no idea what the theme is gonna be.

But sometimes the word we're spelling kind of is a hint to that. And since we're at Commonwealth Sanctuary for the second time, I would like to honor that by spelling Sanctuary. And I'll talk you through which letters next in case you're unclear. All right, so we'll start with you, Chad. Just name any movie that begins with S, and we're off and running.

School of Rock. School of Rock. That would have been a weird thing for me to write down. That's not a bad idea, though. The theme sometime in the future could be answers that have already been given. I'm just trying to get through this. I'm trying to think of a movie, not the one you picked.

Just stop thinking Aflac, Black Jack Black, get that out of here. This is a whole new game. And the movie I wrote down is called Spotlight. Sure. Spotlight. The. Spotlight. Best picture winner even. All right, the next letter for you, Dan, is A. Argo.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Ha ha ha. Ar-no. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Our no. I wrote down a film called A Week Away. guess, but yes, it does begin with the letter N, so good guess in that sense. But the movie I wrote down was something called Not Another Church Movie. church movie from from last year somehow I didn't I didn't catch not another church movie okay the next letter is C back to you Chad Charlie's Angels it would be so funny if what I had written down was Charlie's Angels Angel's Full Throttle. But that wouldn't fit my theme today. I wrote down Conclave.

T is the next letter to Dan. Hmm. The Thing. John Carpenter's The Thing? Yes. Or the original The Thing. You couldn't have John Carpenter's The Thing? Yes. Or the original The Thing. John Carpenter. You couldn't have John Carpenter's name in front of it.

Oh, the one without his name in front of it. It's funny, I did go with the the title. I went with the two popes. Ay. Oh, wait, you. You is the next letter. I thought you were doing like a two pope. Ay, there's two popes. Say wait, U, U is the next letter. They're doing like a two pope, hey there's two popes. Say J U E. Hey, you're about the two popes.

Hey, there's a pope over there and A is a pope over there. Hey, everywhere I look there's a pope. Walking down the street a pope. A is not even the next letter. U is the next letter for Troy. U-turn. Oh, nice. I went with unsung hero.

A again. Chad. Annabelle. I know the theme. I just don't know any movies that start with A that are the theme. I know and I've never heard of this movie. Apotasy. Apotasy. R. Uh. Dad.

Rocky. He's an Italian-American, it's related. I'm sorry, it's Rocky, no. Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV. Rocky Balboa. Uh, no, I wrote down Red State. And then the last letter is the letter Y. And Troy, I don't expect you to get this.

Yes, man. Yes, man is a great answer. But I wrote down, you can live forever. Is that really what it's called? Sounds like a James Bond movie. Is that really what it's called? Sounds like a James Bond movie. But I got all of these movie titles from typing into Google, top Christianity movies.

So that's why most of us haven't heard of a lot of them. But I was kind of hoping somebody would catch on around, you know, around Conclave, since everybody's talking about that movie because we're living it, right? We just lived it. We just had a real live Conclave. And then they came up with a guy from Chicago. Like, they should go back and edit that Conclave movie. That's a real, because that'd be, you know, it's a twisty movie, but that's a real big twist. And you know how Trump was like, you know, people say he was joking around. Some people thought he was serious, but how he was like through his hat into the ring to be Pope.

You know, even posted a picture of himself in the Pope outfit. And I just like to think that when they made the announcement, they really didn't... they started with, this time they've gone with an American. I swear there was a moment where Trump thought he was gonna be Pope. I swear he really was like, why would he imagine some other American even in the mix? I didn't even know that was possible. I thought you

thought you had to be hanging around the Vatican. I didn't know you could just be in Chicago watching a ball game. I'm Pope? All right, let me finish this hot dog and then I'll start absolving shit. So Chad, congratulations, nobody won that game. It reverts back to you are still our winner. Oh, fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. You get to go first in our final game

that we will play after this break. BRB! We're back! Alright, here we go. One more game to play. Chad was the default winner of our last game, and he gets to go first in something that I call the little search engine that could. All right so in this game I typed a word into the search engine at IMDB this very day and then I wrote down the top 10 movies according to IMDB

that have that word in the title. So the three of you are gonna take turns guessing. We'll start with Chad and we'll flip the order around. We'll go Chad, then Troy, then Dan. And you'll each get three guesses. And the higher up you are on the list, if your movie's on the list, the more points you get. Number one gets

ten points number ten is worth one point and then there's a bunch of you know a bunch of points in between I'll announce it as we go along how many points each of you are getting you know if you get any points it's a tough game but also you have a lifeline. You can go one time for help to the person whose name tag you chose. And I don't necessarily recommend waiting until the end, the third round to do it. If you do it the first or second round, it might be more effective. But we'll see. You know, because you can also use your own brain, you know what I mean?

So you might not need your lifeline. In honor of, I look down at my shirt, because yesterday I was wearing a shirt that said the name of the show on it. I was just on the other night on CBS, the program After Midnight midnight which is dead and dying and gonna be gone soon but I know it's so sad but June 11th I think is their last last time you did it you did how many times Chad a couple times I've been on once with Hardwick and once with Taylor okay and it okay. I'm undefeated on that show. Oh, that's impressive.

Thank you. Yeah. Two wins. Yeah, you only go on two times. Yeah, it's been a... For the Taylor version, I've been... That was my third time the other night, and I won two out of the three.

So, but you know how it goes. The winning is nothing to be that proud of. Oh. Tell that to my vision board. That's why I'm comfortably in last place. Because it's just like, you're more likely to win on that show if you have game show brain. And a lot of comedians don't.

So they're just out there kind of not with their eye on the ball, and I'm always just like, I gotta win. You know, so I'm always tight, hot on the buzzer and all that shit. Okay, so I brought it up not just to say that I was on it or that it's ending, but to also honor it and use part of the title in this game.

The word today is night. There are thousands of movies with the word night in the title. And just to be clear, a night's tale, a dark night, you know, the KN nights, don't come into effect. It's all just N-I-G-H-T Knight. Chad, what's your first guess?

Trep by M. Knight Shamala? No. It's going to be Midnight Rum? That's a great one. That's not the way you said it. Ooh, that should be on the list. But I'm gonna give you, I should have been even more clear

when I was making a big deal out of how it's not spelled K-N-I-G-H-T. It's also night, completely by itself. By itself. No, it's not spelled K-N-I-G-H-T. It's also night, completely by itself. No, it's not part of another word. It's just the word night in a title. Nightmare on Elm, okay. I was so ready to, no Chad. Get your shit together Chad.

Well I'm gonna go right away. I don't, I'm not. Yeah, go to your life line immediately. My brain just completely spazzing. Now, Beth, what do you think is like, you know, think in terms of either popular or recent, just what do you think would be people typing into IMDB? About last night. About last night.

Oh, Chad. Your last and final hope did not come through for you. Neither About Last Night starring Rob Lowe, nor About Last Night starring Kevin Hart made it onto the list. But there's always time Chad yep there's always other chances plus things people say might you know might spur an answer it might make an answer come to mind for you all right Troy night of the living dead the audience likes it but there's still the fact of

whether or not it's on the list is what matters. Number 10 on the list. So Troy goes charging into the lead with one point. It's a building base. It's a base to build on. But Dan, you're up now with your first guess. You can choose your own or go to your lifeline. I'm gonna choose my own. I'm thinking I'm gonna go night at the museum. I like the groan. I have to like double check this because it seems, it seems like it should be right? Yeah. Number two on the list. Yeah! Applause

And it's funny because I was worried that people would guess the night at the museum or a night at the museum, but it really is just starts with night at the museum. So very good call for Dan charging way into the lead with nine points in the first round. We're back to Chad next. Is there a new word? Yeah, now the word is splabble-blabble. Oh, well, oh my God. It's like I feel like I got hypnotized and they were like,

you'll never, the word night shuts you down. And wake up. Well, let me just recap what we have so far. Night at the museum 2. If he doesn't, if it's on there and he doesn't know the tagline, I got it locked and loaded. So. Is that your answer?

Because we need to correct the accurate title. Night at the Museum 2, more famous people come to life. Title, not the plot. Yeah, that title really broke the fourth wall. I want to be clear about something. It took a lot of shit for Kung Fu Panda early on in this game. And now we got, hey, Night of the Museum 2? Fucking hell, no.

It's a historical dramedy, OK? Sorry, Chad. That's okay. There is no night at the Museum 2. Is all I can say at this point. On the list. It's a real movie. Troy? I'm gonna say Game Night.

Wow you guys are bad at listening. What? Why? What's wrong with that? Isn't it supposed to be Night's first letter? First word? Well you just type Night in and it shows up. Yeah now look who's listening.

What? It just has to be the word knight has to appear somewhere in the title. And yeah, game knight definitely has knight in the title. And it's number six on the list. Whoa. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Five more points for Troy. He's sneaking up on Dan. This is shaping up to be very exciting for people who aren't Chad what's your next guest Dan have you used your lifeline yet no I'm going to though I'm all out of movies Amanda Amanda Friday night lights is that a movie or a TV show? It was both. Why am I asking?

Yeah, I'll do Friday Night Lights. Yeah. It was a movie with Billy Bob Thornton and then a TV show with that other guy. Also Billy Bob Thornton. No, no, he got replaced for the TV show. But Connie Britton was in the movie and the TV show. But unfortunately did not make the cut. But that was a good answer, Amanda.

Don't feel bad about it. I like the TV show a lot better than the movie. Not that they necessarily have to be compared, but I think they made it better. Chad? A Midsummer's Night Dream. Ooh. Okay, let's say it was on here. Just for... I like to play a lot better.

What did you call it? A Midsummer's Night Dream? I don't fucking know! But... What did you call it? A Midsummer's Night Dream? I don't fucking know. Call it a Midsummer's Night Terrors. Yeah. A Midsummer Kung Fu Panda. A Midsummer Night's Dream.

There's an S on night. So this is kind of fun. If you just say them wrong each time, then you still get to do another guess. Um... Nope. I mean, I was impressed that you came up with that if that means anything to you it showed But also just I just like your fucking attitude about midsummer night's dream I

Tried to say it fast enough and put the s on summers She took you yeah. Oh, that's what you're doing. Yeah didn't work no I'm too stupid to trick All right now this is very exciting because Troy is in the position now where he's got six points so if he names Anything higher than like number nine I think He's either gonna tie or win Anything higher than like number nine, I think, he's either gonna tie or win. Throw it.

If he can do it. You have a- Am I out for passing? What's that? Am I out because I passed? Oh, that's what we decided, that you passed? Yes. He said, Miss Summer's Night Dream.

I thought, yeah, I mean, you said you didn't have any more guesses. Okay. Right? Do you wanna get, do said you didn't have any more guesses. Okay. Right? Do you want to guess? Do you have one more guess? Prom night. Oooh! Well, prom night you say. No, that's not on there.

I didn't think so. Still in the game though, that's good. Well, there's only three rounds. Oh, I'm out of the game? So that's why I was winding up getting into the big, Troy really has a chance to win this thing right now, but it's not going to be easy. It's going to take a lot of work, Troy. Do you have an answer or do you I want

to tell I want to hear what Nick's got and then oh interesting go from there and come up with your own or I can do that right yeah what what's what you got Nick for us Jurassic right I haven't heard of that one. You don't know 30 Days at Night? Uh-uh. The director of that just has a new one now, right? Something new came out from that same director. But anyway. Oh, it's pretty hot right now?

Something new just came out from that director? I think so, but don't quote me. All right. Yeah, don't blame me. I don't think Nick feels that good about it either, right? He was giving me one of these. I think he just wanted to shout out a cool movie. Yeah.

All right, I'll check that out later. And my answer now. I think Jeff Tate loves that movie, actually. I'm sure he does. Seems like something he would do. I'm going to say date night. Oh, Tina Fey and Steve Carell. Not on the list.

That was so exciting, though. Wow. All right. Dan. I would no matter what, right? You win no matter what. Hell yeah. In that case, my answer is Night of the Museum II,

Battle for the Smithsonian. That is my answer. Oh. But did they come to life to battle for the Smithsonian? That's my question. Yeah, I mean if the game was described in the movie, then you definitely would have... Yeah, we gotta get one of those in there one day. You definitely would have finished with three points instead of zero.

But there's no two in there, it's just night at the museum battle. Oh, sucks to sucks! God damn it! Oh, it sucks to suck so bad. I hope you cough again tomorrow morning. I hope not too. But that was still pretty damn close, but like you said, it didn't matter because you are the winner! Dan Seabreeze.

First time guest and he's the winner. And Chad's like leaning over asking his knight to remember on there. I don't remember. But I'm going to read out loud all of the answers. After, since Dan won, he gets to do his plugs now when people are still paying attention. What would you like to promote, Dan? My first comedy special called Unfinished Business

comes out on YouTube in June. You should watch it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And for your live dates around town and stuff do you you Can go to your social media? Yeah, you can Instagram. Yeah, you can go to my Instagram at Dan Seabree Se be REE you can find all my shows and my dumb stand-up bits about serial killers and stuff. It's a good time You follow me on Instagram All right Here we go. Here's the movies that you didn't get. Number 10, of course, was The Night of the Living Dead

that Troy mentioned. Number nine, Night of the Zoo-pocalypse, which is a 2024 animated work. Then number eight was the Battle of the Smithsonian. And number seven, Night Swim. Yeah, PG-13 rated. As soon as something's supposed to be scary and is PG-13 rated. Like, raunchy. As soon as something's supposed to be scary and is PG-13, I usually don't think it will be scary.

Because things you can do in a PG-13 movie aren't that gnarly. Number six was Game Night. Number five, filmed from our friend of the show, Edgar Wright, Last Night in Soho. film from our friend of the show Edgar Wright, Last Night in Soho. Oh, dang. Number four, no reason for anybody to have known this one. From 2018, there's a movie called Night Hunter.

Yeah, I don't know much about it, but I guess people were looking it up. And then number three. There's people at 7 p.m. like, I'm gonna getcha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then number three. So people at 7 p.m. like, I'm gonna getcha. Yeah. And then number three is a movie, the dude that stars in it has been a guest on this show. He's terrific and I like the movie a lot.

It's called Late Night with the Devil. Starring David Dastmalchian. And then number two was Night at the Museum, which of course is the reason why Dan is the winner because he pulled that one. And then number one, I assume people are just looking it up because it just recently came out on streaming. It was in theaters last fall and it's celebrating a show,

or rather it's about a show that's been around for 50 years, the movie Saturday Nights was number one. So congratulations one more time to Dan Seabree for pulling out the win on this one. But now let's go to Troy Tate and say, what would you like to promote? Do you have Jeff Tate's dates in mind? He's gonna, well, when's this, not after this.

This comes out May 19th. Nope, not after that, so. Oh, he's gonna retire by May 19th. I don't know, I don't know beyond that. He'll be here next Sunday, but that's what he does. Oh, okay, yeah, that'll be great. Everybody here, if you wanna come back and see Jeff next Sunday. He'll be here next Sunday, but that's what you guys. Everybody here, if you want to come back and see Jeff next Sunday, he'll be here.

What are your social media handles? Troy Don Tate. Find me there. Why did you put Don in there? Because it's my middle name. Because it's Joe Don Baker? And yeah, Joe Don Baker. I was like, I'll go, I'll see if I can get Troy Don to catch on and it hasn't really, but.

You want people to call you Troy Don? I mean. I'd be happy to do it. All right. Troy Don Tate. It takes some getting used to. It's kind of weird, but. It's a little nod to Joe Don Baker.

But I'll try. I'll do my best, Troy Don. All right, thanks. Thanks a little not the job. I'll try I'll do my best Troy Don alright. Thanks Thanks, Doug all right And Chad Daniels everybody Came all the way across the river to be with us today I really appreciate that and I didn't bring you here to you know about Kung Fu Panda. I brought you here to watch you lose. Yeah.

It's almost a guarantee. Almost, but you never know. You won the first game, and then the second game by default. That's true. And then the third game, all goose eggs. What are you gonna do? It's hard to know what's gonna happen and prepare for it, but what would you like to plug dude?

I would like to plug I have a bunch of specials on YouTube ones on Netflix If you want to watch those and then all my live tour dates just came out on my Instagram Which is that Chad Daniels that one that one that exact one? Yeah, and I think like all the episodes after midnight are on What you McCall it, Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus. And so you go back and find Chad's episode where he mercilessly beats his girlfriend. During the competition.

They pulled that episode. Did I phrase that wrong? I wasn't just throwing haymakers at her. It's funny when I brought up that you were on the show, you're like, yeah, I always win. And you didn't mention the part about you one time competing against your actual girlfriend. How does she feel about it?

I mean, she does all the chores because I'm a champion. You had a lot on the line with that. Whoever wins this is going to make the other one do all the chores. I am not only doing the movie interruption right here tonight at the sanctuary. I'm also going to be back with it out in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on June 3rd and be sure to get those live streaming tickets for tonight if you're listening to this on May 19th because at May 19th at 730 Pacific time, so 1030 out here, we're going to go live, so you can, it's like 15 bucks and you can watch it in your home or on your device whilst taking a shit. Thank you everybody for coming out today. Thank you to Commonwealth Sanctuary. It's been yet another delightful time for me here. Troy, do you have a favorite last line of a movie?

No. It's gotta be the last line. Well there's only, you know, there's like a dozen, maybe two dozen like classic ones that people, you know, quote all the time and then the rest of them are just like the last thing that somebody says in the movie. Like what movie do you think would have your favorite last line? I mean, it would probably be The Big Lebowski. I mean, that wrap up at the end always makes me feel good.

I could whip up, for my closer, I could whip up what I think the last line of Big Lebowski is, but let's go to... Let's see what else we got. Dan, do you have a favorite one? Um, it's from the Night of the Museum. And... And it's, it's, I sure hope that doesn't happen again. That...

That's my favorite. And if so, not more than once. Yeah. But hopefully in D.C., if we're gonna, you know... Yeah. Hopefully in DC, if we're going to, you know. Yeah, because then what's the third one called? There's only two to me. Yeah. A purist.

The third one's not canon, so. Yeah, Battle for the Smithsonian's, where are they losing me? I can never think of the third one, but it's, you know, it's night at the museum, call in and then more words. Do you have a favorite, Chad, did they say something at the end of Kung Fu Panda?

Yep. That's like really brilliant last words. He says, yeah, I could eat. Poh says that? No, Sifu says, Troy. Oh, okay. Is that real? Mm-hmm. All right, I'm gonna believe it.

I'm gonna go with it. Yeah, I could eat. Yeah, I could eat. All right, there it is. One more round of applause for Troy Tate. Troy Tate, Troy could eat. Yeah, I could eat. All right, there it is. One more round of applause for Troy Tate, Dan Seabree, Chad Daniels.

Get ready with that end theme. As always, Yeah I could eat!