Doug Loves Movies - Charlie Hodge, Matt Bearden, and Tim League Guest

Episode Date: September 27, 2012

Taped live at the Fantastic Fest in Austin, TX, Doug welcomes festival co-founder Tim League and comedians Charlie Hodge and Matt Bearden to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, sweetie babies, sticky seats With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not more that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey, everybody. You don't have to respond, but it was adorable nonetheless. Let me pull my notes out here. I just came from a screening and just ran right in to do this. The Fantastic Fest really knows how to keep a tight schedule.

My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies coming to you from the Highball Lounge. Next to the Alamo Drafthouse, South Lamar location in Austin, Texas during the aforementioned Fantastic Fest on Wednesday, September 26th to Oceans 12 at 420-ish.

Oh, I thought that guy was hitting a bong over there. He's just looking at his phone. Because the reason I said that is hitting a bong over there. He's just looking at his phone. Because, the reason I said that is because this is a smoke them if you got them event.

Yeah, no one will be yelled at, hopefully, for, for smoking marijuana starting now. And until this is over. And, what's that red light right there that's filmed I think filming me what's happening with that could that stop yeah don't look around

you're the one this is an audio podcast and I don't want there to be any visual memories I wanted to all except for everybody that's here. Those are the only people that get to experience it. I appreciate that if you guys don't Don't film me What did I want to tell you before we get started? I'm jealous of all of you that are here right now having a cocktail because I am on day 26 of sober September Yeah, I picked the wrong fucking week. The wrong month, but the month where Fantastic Fest happens was a bad idea, so next year it's gonna be

sober October for me, because I'm coming back to Fantastic Fest for sure. Let me do a quick audience survey here. I'm going to leap off the stage because it's too far to walk to the steps. Oh, that wasn't bad. What's your favorite movie so far, sir? I'd have to say Blackout. Blackout. I did like that one.

That was like the Dutch finally got around to making a Guy Ritchie movie. Yeah, it was really fun. Do you have a favorite movie, young lady? Period or just for Fantastic Fest? For Fantastic Fest. I haven't seen any films for Fantastic Fest. You're the perfect person to ask. Let me ask somebody that's got a badge

that doesn't say volunteer on it. Have you seen some films yeah what's your favorite sightseers oh i've heard that title thrown around but i know nothing about it i try to go into all the movies that i see oh shaggy loves movies i try to go to all the movies i see here i try to do them as blind as possible that's right i wear really dark glasses and sit there and wonder what was happening on the screen. No, I just go in and just watch them. I just saw a thing called Crave. Did you guys see that? Yeah, that's an award winner

here at the festival. I couldn't tell you what award it won. Do you know? No idea. Thanks, volunteer. Good work. And John with the toilet seat around his neck, you tweeted me that you were gonna with the toilet seat around his neck, you tweeted me that you were going to have a toilet seat around your neck, so thanks for the heads up. You shithead. Do you have a favorite? Yeah, Antiviral.

Oh, yeah, I've heard a lot of good things about that, too. That's the great thing about a festival like this, is all the movies will be out and about there in the world someday, and uh so the ones i missed at least i have that in my head i gotta see antiviral and i gotta see sightseers and you guys don't have badges so you didn't see anything uh this is a part of what i'm enjoying about this event is that uh applaud if you did not attend fast fantastic fest but you're here for this. Yay! Gotta love Austin. Oh, and I also love the smell in here.

It's starting to... By the time this show's over, I'm going to think I'm in Amsterdam because that's one of the only other places I've ever performed where there was a really pungent weed smell in the room during the show. Does somebody have something you can run up here and let me

take a hit off of? Is that possible? Because I would love to get on the same page with you guys. Oh, here we go. I didn't think that would take very long. Oh, there you are too.

You're my favorite volunteer. Let me just hit this one because it's fun to mix it up. I've already been smoking your shit. Let's put the high in highball, you guys. I'll see you after. People didn't take off from work early and rush down here for watching Doug smoke pot. Although that's going to be my next podcast.

Although that's going to be my next podcast. That was good. Thank you very much for that. Since last I spoke and you listened, I did a Master Pancake movie mock at the Alamo Village here in Austin. And we did Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Surfer, which features past and hopefully future Douglas Movies guests Chris Evans and Brian Posehn.

So the less said about that piece of shit, the better. But it was fun to watch with an audience. And tonight at Fantastic Fest, I'm going to see a rough cut of Paramount's Paranormal Activity 4 And I see every Paranormal Activity movie

Or as I like to call them Oh no, a ghost just knocked over a chair And then it says here Oh, I forgot to mention You can smoke if you guys want to. So I didn't forget to mention it, but I wrote down that I forgot to mention it just in case. Let's look in the prize bag, you guys. There's a shirt that says Snatch on it, and that'll get explained to you a little bit later.

There's a Fantastic Fest poster. There's a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt,. There's a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. The highly coveted Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. This is the first time in my life on a very hot day I'm going to complain about air conditioning because it keeps blowing my notes off of the table.

We've got a copy of My CD Smug Life. We've got from Fear Net a weird ice cube tray. And we've got from our friends at Tito's, Handmade Vodka, a koozie. Tito's!

And we got a Blu-ray of a movie. I have no idea what it is, but it's called The War of the Arrows. And so enjoy that if you win today. And from the folks at Shinerbach, we've got a lucky rabbit's foot. And... Oh, and it all comes

in a fantastic, fantastic, fantastic fest bag. And also, you have two tickets waiting for you tonight to see Paranormal Activity at midnight right over there in the theater next door if you want them.

And also tomorrow afternoon you'll be my guest plus one for the second screening of the greatest movie ever rolled right here. Fantastic Fest. So without any further ado, let's get my guests out here on stage.

A couple of old friends of mine and a new friend of mine. As of this week, possibly my absolute best friend. Please welcome Charlie Hodge, Matt Bearden, and Mr. Fantastic Fest himself, Tim League. Matt Bearden and Mr. Fantastic Fest himself, Tim Leig. You got that right You got that right

Hey fellas How you doing? Good morning That's right It's 4.43 Somewhere That first voice you heard was my friend Matt Bearden

from the Dudley and Bob show, KLBJ Mornings. Dude, that's great. You're a veteran of the podcast. I am. I'm really excited to try to uphold my victory. I won at Leonard Maltin by accident.

I hope to do it again. Okay. Well, good luck to you. I don't think it's going to happen. I'm going to be honest with you. You've got some fierce competitors up here. That's right. That second voice you heard earlier is my friend Charlie Hodge.

Say hello, Charlie Hodge. Hello, Charlie Hodge. Hello, everyone. Now, you're wearing the shirt that I didn't understand that says SNATCH on it. Yeah, it's an organization I started. SNATCH is an acronym. It stands for Stopping Negative Austinites Through Cocktappetness. Basically, if you see some sort of Johnny Dallas out of town or a carpetbagging son of a bitch trying to build a Razzus on Barton Springs,

you go, hey, buddy, not in my town. You take a page out of Philly's book and throw a battery at him. I brought some batteries. Here you go, buddy. Help yourself to that.

You just threw a battery at that guy? That was more of a giving. That was not a, get the hell out of here. Yeah, you didn't overhand it anyway. No, but it's an organization you can join. Raise your right hand. Everyone raise your right hand.

Oh, well, I have to join right now? Raise your right hand. Yeah, right now. Okay. You can't talk to people that aren't a part. Repeat after me. I pledge my allegiance to the organization Snatch.

I pledge my allegiance to the organization Snatch. Now you're card-carrying members. The next time you do that, you should throw in and Snatch in general, because who doesn't? Who doesn't like Snatch or the Guy Ritchie film of the same name?

Well, thank you for bringing that, and I understand you have some more of those nearby that you can toss out at crowd members if you want. Various points during the show. And what was the other prize you tried to give me? Oh, there's a koozie that says Snatch on it.

Those things fly nice. They're actually made out of wetsuits that Jacques Cousteau himself wore I had to pay extra But that's true This Is the real prize that I brought For someone to win

It's not just an Allen wrench It is country music Legend Dale Watson's Allen wrench There was a crowd of 50 people that witnessed It is country music legend Dale Watson's Allen Wrench. There was a crowd of 50 people that witnessed the bequeathing of this Allen Wrench to me. It can be proved, verified, and you could have it along with a snatched t-shirt. So someone's going to win this and then spend the rest of their lives telling people about it,

followed by who gives a shit. No, that's a very unique prize. I like it when people get that specific. And most people in this room know this guy, Tim League, everybody. Hey. So, I don't really want to make a big deal out of it, but something smells a little funny in my licensed business establishment. I can't quite put my finger on it,

but it's not the usual highball smell. I don't know what... I don't know what it is. I told people something earlier in the show that I think they misinterpreted. You named the place Highball. Alright, so it's not

as if I'm actually officially sanctioning or condoning anything that may or may not be happening within these walls. But... Okay, so I'm officially sanctioning anything. Hi, Tim League. I shouldn't have done that.

I don't think that's the right way to go. I was supposed to be subtle about it and kind of fucking blew it. Are you allowed to swear on your... Yes, you're allowed to swear. You're the coolest dad ever. Yeah. Yeah, of the things you're allowed to swear. You're the coolest dad ever. Yeah. Yeah, of the things you're doing wrong right now,

swearing is really low on the list of ones to worry about. But just for the listeners at home, tell us about your co-founder of Fantastic Fest. Is that the right way to put it? I think you're just completely in charge, but I may be misled. I am the co-founder of Fantastic Fest.

So this is a film festival that's going on here at the Alamo Draft House and the Highball for the past, God, it seems like 745 days. But for the past six days, genre movies, horror, science fiction, fantasy, oddball, weird movies, and apparently this fiction, fantasy, oddball, weird movies. And apparently this year, a lot of erect penises are also on display. Yeah, what's that about?

That's not fantastic. It just happened. I don't know. Synchronicity. Is Harvey Keitel involved in this erect penis? It's synchronicity. Is Harvey Keitel involved in this erect penis? No, but there are some bad cops in some of these movies, to be sure. Did you guys see Taped?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's a pretty bad cop in that movie. Spoiler. No, they give that away pretty early on. So you own this beautiful establishment, the Highball, that has bowling and karaoke and soon will also be destroyed? Yeah. That's next on the schedule.

It's something that we're planning. We haven't done it before, but we thought it might go over pretty well. We're thinking about destroying it with some bulldozers maybe at the end of November. But I will guarantee We're going to have a I shouldn't do this

I was going to say we're going to have a blowout party Where we're going to go apeshit bazonkers But it's like Man Yeah I mean get rid of all the mirrors first And don't hand out sledgehammers at the door But it would be pretty fun to trash this place Ah shit We're supposed to rebuild it like 200 feet away So we can go sledgehammers at the door, but it would be pretty fun to trash this place. Ah, shit.

We're supposed to rebuild it like 200 feet away, so we can go quote-unquote apeshit bazonkers if you guys want, but don't break the mirrors, because we're going to put those back up on the wall. Pot and sledgehammers. So it will have a similar look, the new highball,

because people are worried it's going to be too modern, because this has got kind of a... How do you describe it? Fake retro. Yeah, fake retro. It's fretro. It's feyetro. It was built like three years ago. Yeah, okay. But people still are sad about it.

And no bowling alley in the new one. Why are you fucking bringing me down, man? No, I just... Can we just talk about the positives? That's all we've been talking about is

why would they skip the bowling alley? And my theory is just that karaoke is more popular than bowling these days. No, I'm taking a lot of heat. Thanks for bringing this up in a public forum

for getting rid of the... No, this is a chance for you to just tell everybody once and for all because everybody listens to this podcast. Everybody wants to hear about my decision

to not have bowling in. This is good for the national audience. Is it too many, you don't like the smell of exposed feet? I actually do

really like that spray. I took a couple, I stole a couple bottles and have a little in my pantry. Not my pantry. What do you call it where you put your shoes?

The closet. Closet. Well, if you're Tim League, you might have a fancy in my pantry. What do you call it where you put your shoes? The closet. Well, if you're Tim League, you might have a fancy shoe pantry. You and Carrie from Sex and the City. Captain Crunch probably has one, too. I have to apologize to you, Tim, for America, for the USA

loss the other night at the Fantastic Feud, an annual event. First time the Americans have ever lost, and it's actually your first time joining the American team, isn't it? Yeah, so that's, I really, I was feeling really down. I know.

I was feeling really shitty about it. And then, and look at the videotape. At that's, I really, I was feeling really down. I know, I was feeling really shitty about it. And then, and look at the videotape. At the end, I really come to life because it was really settling in that these fucking foreigners were going to win. And, no, I just happen to know some of the answers towards the end. But,

yeah, I feel bad and I'm hoping that I'll be able to come back and make up for it next year by making the USC team lose once again. I feel bad, and I'm hoping that I'll be able to come back and make up for it next year by making the USC team lose once again. I reviewed the tapes, much like I guess you did as well. I do not want to ever see the tape of that. I lost the game for the Americans, because I was flippant in my answer about the worst twist ending of all time. And I knew that my answer wasn't going to be on the board, but I thought

I had something that I wanted to get off my chest in a public forum. And I felt good about it at the time, but then looking at the score, I realized that I blew it for Team America. What was the movie that you said? The worst, and this is fact, undeniable fact, because I'm a

movie professional. The worst, and this is fact, undeniable fact, because I'm a movie professional, and the worst twist ending of all time is from The Wizard of Oz, because it's the guy... Now I remember this rant. I'm gonna cut it short. Because it gave everybody the idea that anything could end

with a dream. It was all just a dream. Fuck you with that, and don't do that anymore. That's what I say to filmmakers. In nicer tones. You know, when I'm more sober, I say it more gently. But really, that's what I'm saying. Fuck you, stop doing that.

And screw you, Wizard of Oz, once and for all. I'm going to keep on doing this until I can actually have it appear on the board that it actually is the worst twist ending of all time. Well, that's what I don't get about why they're making a movie that's supposed to be like a sequel to it. It's a prequel.

But whatever it is, it was just some girl's fucking dream, that whole thing. So how could there be more stories from there unless we dig up Judy Garland? I'm in! You had me at dig up Judy Garland. What if they remade it and they actually used technology

to like shove a heart into a damn scarecrow and like just pack courage into a lion, but it's like a needle, like how Wolverine got those claws. Like meth. Pack them full of meth. That gives me courage. Bath salts.

Now, one more thing before we move on to the next portion of the show. At Fantastic Fest for the past how many years has there been fantastic debates? This was our fourth year, I think. Fourth year. And every year, you manage to find people that are willing to debate a hotly contested subject

in the world of cinema and then physically box each other. And why did you come up with this idea? Just because you want to box people? You know, it actually stems from an event that we do over at the Alamo, the Dianesium, which happens once a month. Is this a blatant plug? Is it you allowed to do blatant plugs?

Blatant plug the crap out of the Alamo. I love it. So they do a formal debate. It's one of my favorite parts of their show. And so we took the formal high school debate structure, and then it was a fantastic fest. So we wanted to kind of roid it up a little bit. It just so happens that Randy Palmer has had his gym.

The last night of his gym was our debates. And so there's a boxing ring in the center. It's cheap to rent. I love debates. I don't know. We just put a card together. The first year, I think it was Uwe Boll came and fought.

Sure, because he's known for that. He's known for that, yeah. So it was easy to get him to participate. Are you a big boxer, Tim? Well, I've taken five lessons, so I'm pretty good. I usually forget about cardiovascular health for 355 days and then say, ah, shit, I got to fight somebody. And then rapidly take three or four boxing lessons.

Did you say Manute Bull? The dude's got reach. Is that who you fought? Yeah, he took a lot of severe knee injuries. Boxing Tim League. But then, yeah, and then like Dominic Monaghan and Elijah Wood boxed last year. That was good because Elijah Wood was a devil shit talker right before that. He was like, I am going to kick the living crap out of Dominic Monaghan.

Hobbits don't fight each other enough, in my opinion. Oh, he got smoked. He got really. He had a look of fear and panic in his eyes at the end of the second round because he got beat the fuck up. Alright. Did you fight Doug?

No, no. They asked me several times and the answer remained no throughout. If I can give a blanket no in case you're going to ask me again next year. It's just, it's bad enough having to debate someone, but then to have to put on boxing gloves

immediately after, that's like, that's two scary things back to back. And you actually put podiums in the middle of the boxing ring and then have to drag them in and out of the ring in between rounds. It's awesome. What happened to the round card girl?

It was a round card girl who had no clothes on, and then ten seconds later she was replaced by a dwarf. Is that your idea of fantastic, Tim? You might have realized that my management style is a little bit loose and sloppy. Where did that girl go? I don't know where she came from. I don't know where she went. There's a dead girl in a dwarf's trunk.

What is this, Judy Garland's other dream? Oh, shit. So this year, two young ladies who are sisters fought each other. They're sister filmmakers. Twin sisters, the Saska sisters, who have a movie called American Mary, and their previous movie was Dead Hooker in a Trunk.

You might have seen that one on the Criterion Collection. Or whatever. On PBS, I think it was on PBS. And they knocked each other to the ground, so it was a fantastic fight. And they were dressed up as like street fighter girls. Street fighter characters.

Sexy street fighter. Yeah. Oh, Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat. Sorry, I don't play video games. And then the next fight was between a film critic

and a mumblecore director. So it was an amazing debate because the mumblecore guy defended mumblecore better than I've ever heard it defended almost a miracle what was his defense can I ask his defense was that's the movies he makes are mumblecore

and he's made 70 of them in just a few years one of them is even called LOL he's lazy at every step of the process what should we call it LOL action there's no script, doesn't matter just keep talking

but I love the guy now because he made good points in the debate but then he proceeded to beat the shit out of a film critic the mumblecore guy just rocked the critics world it was pretty hard to watch actually, the film critic Devin Farachi

I wasn't going to name names it's on the internet It was pretty hard to watch, actually. The film critic, Devin Farachi... I wasn't going to name names because... It's on the internet. He went to the mat five times. Whoa, whoa. Harder, harder every time. Five times? How does he get out of this?

Is there no towel? He kept standing up. Sloppy management. No, the naked brown car girl ran off with the towel. No, he got up every time. But after the first time he got knocked down, he said, hey, can we wear headgear? And then Tim League was like, oh, yeah, headgear.

Everyone should wear headgear. And then, but then quickly tell us who you fought. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't really fight anybody. I was up for a fight. I geared up for this fight. And so we have a movie in the festival called Miami Connection, which is, which that guy likes. It's a movie from the 1980s.

It's set in Florida, obviously. It's about a bunch of orphan Taekwondo masters who are in a rock band called Dragon Sound, a new wave rock band called Dragon Sound. And they go to battle against these cocaine-dealing ninjas that are invading and trying to get them off of their regular gig at their nightclub. And so it's a pretty awesome movie. But anyway, the guy playing one of these collegiate orphans

was in the 80s. He was a 50-year-old Korean guy who doesn't have really much of a mastery of the English language. But he is a ninth-degree black belt grandmaster in Taekwondo. So I debated Grandmaster YKKM, and we were supposed to fight. And dude kind of... Was he afraid that he was going to hurt you? I don't know.

When I'm doing the math now here on the stage, I realize he might be about 75 years old. And so, maybe the aforementioned loose management style, maybe things weren't clearly communicated to a man who doesn't speak English very well. I think it was just a bad situation. As main events go, it was a bit of a letdown

to watch you chase an old man around the ring. Did he show up? He showed up. He just ran around the ring. Did he show up? He showed up. He just ran around the ring like, oh. I thought he was at the real Alamo in San Antonio punching a docent. This wasn't another place that erect penises showed up,

was it? You could have just said tour guide. Why you got to rub in our faces? Fancy words like docent? Docent. It was accurate, yes. Absolutely accurate. I got Matt Bearden into it.

I know you guys are busy living your lives here in Austin, so you didn't necessarily attend any of the festival offerings, but I managed to get a ticket for Matt to see a movie this afternoon. I'm glad you introduced me as not busy. Worked out well. You've got a schedule.

You did. I went to room 237. Also the running time of that movie. It's a little long. And they left out a lot of conspiracies. That movie was really kind of awesome because you can make a conspiracy out of anything. Yeah, it's fascinating.

The director took the movie The Shining and just over the years, there's just been a lot of people with a lot of ideas about what Stanley Kubrick was doing in The Shining. Right. Amongst the theories is that he was basically winking at everybody that knows that The Moon Landing never... Yes, yes.

The film of The Moon Landing... Dude, it's really... Here's the most awesome part of that movie, but I'm the only one that will ever have this experience unless you can convince this guy to go to the movie with you all the time. But the guy sitting next to me, at one point in the movie

when that guy came up with another conspiracy theory, the guy next to me did this under his breath. Oh, fucking Christ. I was like, I wanted to be like, I know, I know, right? But here's what's weird. There's that one guy who kept finding the twos, the threes, and sevens and everything. And they were showing the shot,

and he was talking about it. And then when I looked at it, I realized the pattern of the rug, there were two dots, then three dots, then seven dots. And I wanted to yell out at the shot, and he was talking about it, and then when I looked at it, I realized the pattern of the rug, there were two dots, then three dots, then seven dots, and I wanted to yell out at the screen, you missed one! Two, three, seven, you missed! Because I spent two hours going, this is fucking

bullshit. And then I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute! So I think I accidentally, completely got, I got hypnotized by the movie, and at the end I was like, oh, fucking sensei says yes, and I was end, I was like, oh, fucking sensei says yes, and I was really... And now I'm pretty much convinced that,

yeah, I think there were multiple shooters in Dallas that killed Kennedy. That's what I walked out of that movie with. Is that what I was supposed to get from that movie? I think so. Conspiracies are real, yeah. Is that a Nick Cage? Yeah, it was just fun.

Like, there was a moment, there was a moment in that movie where all I could think of was being in the attic of a friend's house when you're in high school and high and you're trying to figure out everything, but it eventually comes back to, how the fuck does a fly land on a ceiling?

Like, there was just, it all, does he do a loop-de-loop? Does he flip at the last minute? And there was just that whole... It's like the opposite of dropping a cat. Well, there was a guy... They just flip it around at the last second. The guy, because the guy would go on this long theory,

and at the end of it, he'd go, but I don't know, it could also just be this instead. It was just like, yeah, why not throw out all your theories at the end? It's not that big of a deal. You're not actually speaking to a camera. The worst one. Sorry.

Go ahead. I was just thinking if you played it at the same time as Dark Side of the Moon, you might actually do something. They come up with a theory that you take the movie, and then you flip the movie and play it in reverse, and you play the reverse movie over the top of the regular movie, and so they're superimposed over each other, and they show you in the movie,

and then you're like, well, they kind of have a fucking point, don't they? And that's when it got me, where you go from where, all right, we are, as animals, are designed to recognize patterns. Like, right, that's how humans... And you go in there with logic,

and at the end you're like, no, fucking Kubrick is probably a goddamn alien, and he's sending us a fucking message, and why isn't everybody in this theater getting it? We need to do something now, people! Get up! We need to do something! The world is heating up! Fuck!

We need to spill our beers. That's what I do. The thing I do the best is spill beer. Because also, tip of the hat to... Also, I talk into my beer a lot. I don't like to have a microphone and a beer at the same time. I've got to say that that's one of the... Were you having beers during the movie?

I had a couple. Because there's no better... It's a really long movie, in my defense. And I needed to... A couple hours feature length I don't like anything longer than about 10 minutes so it was tough but they're actually showing

at the festival the shining forwards and backwards superimposed on itself which is another awesome thing about this festival is that's something only crazy people would want to watch. And

I am one of those people. Like, when I was watching Room 237 and they brought that up, I was like, and I can see that now also. Right away. Like, if you had a Fantastic Fest branded bag with mushroom caps in it, hello, million dollar idea, or $30 idea.

$5 idea. $5 idea. Depends on where you get your mushroom caps. But that would be, it was one of those things where it really, I got excited for a little while. I forgot that I have a wife and kids and no phone anymore. I was like, yes, let's do this.

Ah, fuck. I was really, a few minutes into that, I was just like, it is long, but I sat there thinking. Yeah, I was really, a few minutes into that, I was just like, it is long, but I sat there thinking to myself, I hope this doesn't end. I hope that from now on, I will be getting theories about The Shining because it's amazing. I wish they'd have shown me some of the

faces of some of the people. I want to know what these people look like. But wasn't that an interesting style, though, the way he used only footage from movies? Really well done. Very, and like I said, I think it could have been tightened up maybe just a tad. That sounds slanderous. I enjoyed it. I walked out having a good time, especially the, oh, fucking Christ.

Like, that was really, oh, that's fucking special. There was a gentleman at the Q&A that I saw where the director came out. I want to say his name is Rodney Asher. Is that right? And he came out, and one of the people in the out. I want to say his name is Rodney Asher. Is that right? He came out and one of the people in the crowd raised his hand to say, Hey, is there anybody

that hates this movie because all of these theories are stupid and aggravating? He really laid into him about it. Sounds like there's one person. Yeah. That was his thing. But he also loved the movie, he was trying to say.

But he loved the fact that there's these crazy conspiracies that he doesn't believe in. Yeah. I mean, I want to see the people. I want to see their pictures.

Do you know what I mean? I want to know who's telling me. The skier poster, the skiing poster that she says. They're all minotaurs. They're all minotaurs. They're all minotaurs.

This is all about mazes and minotaurs. For sure. Clearly, that skier is a minotaur. That's the worst one. That's the worst one. That's when the guy went, oh, fucking Christ. Because he was like, clearly, that's not a minotaur. You are a boxed wine drinking cat lady.

And you're bored. And things are tough. And you're a counting job. And that's and you're bored and things are tough and you're a counting job and that's why you see a minotaur there. How you guys doing in the back? You doing alright? Alright. Where does the blood come from in the elevator?

Box of wine. Clearly. Yeah, they don't explain really what happens in The Shining. It's still a confusing, scary movie, but they do say a lot of... But the funny thing about the skiing poster is that the reason it's there, probably,

is because it's just a funny joke that in the movie, there's no skiing at that resort. That's why the family has to go and live there for the winter. So there's a poster advertising for skiing but they don't have a ski season there. Are you positive though that it's even done for a reason or is it just that you have a prop department and you look through the lens

and you're like, that corner looks boring. Put something there in a hurry. Put a picture of a skier in a place where no skiing is like, it's a funny mistake if it is one. Wait a second. I choose to think that none of it was planned. They superimposed the movie over itself and played it in reverse.

So at some point, is he hitting himself with the axe coming through the door? You got it. Well, it doesn't... No, that wasn't the very center of the movie. It wasn't? That's when it comes together.

Yeah, yeah. It's kind of late in the film when he's chopping at the door and screaming, here's Johnny. Well, when it's superimposed, it's pretty early in the movie. Yeah. Well, some people were saying you could watch the whole movie in half the time because you could just leave when they meet in the middle. I can't wrap my head around this. I still think. Yeah, it's weird.

It's definitely weird. And you should check it out if you get a chance. Yeah, I did make a sound and nag it. I think everybody should. It was a really fun watch. I just, God,

I want to see pictures of the fucking people so badly. I just love the way he used footage from movies other than The Shining. So the whole time

you're watching just clips from movies, but it's just telling you this story. Do you think like when Kids' Days in the Picture came out, every documentary suddenly went to that style? Do you think you will suddenly see a ton of other documentaries? There's a good chance with this because this is a great idea. You can tell a lot of stories with footage from existing movies. Exactly.

And so for people who don't know, instead of shooting reenactments, they just took footage from mainly Stanley Kubrick movies and used that footage to sort of explain what people are talking about. I just realized saying it, it makes no sense

saying it out loud, does it? Now you all should all say to me, oh, fucking Christ. I don't want to listen to this. I don't like that. Because what if in the future people are archiving our society and that'd be like the Rosetta Stone.

They're like, see, this movie proves that all movies are real. Because those are thoughts they're having. It was some sort of Mayan camera. Mayan 2012 all over again. You're right. Now, Tim, how many Drafthouse cinemas are there around the country at this point? You mogul you? You baggy shorts wearing mogul?

Are they baggy? Not really. I wish they were. I'm very self-conscious. I wish you wouldn't have done that because now I'm really going to be totally distracted for the rest of this. They're all looking at my knees. You don't have socks on either. I know, I know.

And I've got really sort of pasty. Now I've descended into complete self-conscious territory. It's like, why did I wear shorts? This is supposed to be a professional podcast. When you dress up, you wear a light blue polyester suit. You cannot possibly be self-conscious. And how many cinemas do you have now, though? There's 12.

12 and mostly a lot in Texas. A lot in Texas, a lot in Austin. We've got one outlier in Kansas City and one in Virginia, and we've got a couple under construction right now. Coming soon to New York City? Coming soon to New York City. Yeah. And again, for the listeners, because you guys already know,

they have a full menu and drinks and it's not as disruptive of the movie as you would think it would be. The staffs are well trained

to be quiet and crouchy and yeah, they're totally crouchy. Like their head never gets in the way of the screen

but you can just feast and drink right there on a table right in front of yourself. And now you can smoke pot. At selected screenings. Let me clarify, I never said anything to that effect. Like 3.15 tomorrow.

I heard it, man! We'll see you there. We'll see you there But My responsible managers You know In dealing with every event That you've been a part of At Fantastic Fest

Is like Tim are you really sure This is a great idea Yeah are you sure about this Cause that guy Once you get him high He starts breaking shit He starts thinking

Those mirrors along the wall Matt Look like they're carpeting in The Shining that they go on and on about but the fake moon landing thing I love that the proof that Stanley Kubrick filmed the moon landing because they couldn't actually

we really did go to the moon this is the theory, we really went but Stanley Kubrick was brought in to shoot footage of being on the moon because they couldn't get footage that would look good to the people on television, and they had to prove to everybody that they did this thing, so they faked the footage

of the moon landing, and Stanley Kubrick directed it. And the reason we know that's true is because the little boy in The Shining at one point is wearing a sweatshirt that has a rocket ship that says USA on it. Undeniable fact.

That makes it a fact. Yeah, you could get a loan with that info. You're welcome to fucking hate on the truth if you want to. If you don't want to open your eyes up. But it'd be a lot cooler if you did. I don't know if you noticed, but right over there, there are two separate rectangles. And then in the middle, there are three whole octagons.

And then there are actually seven chunks of octagon on that wall. So, hello, fucking proof. What else do you need? I see 237 everywhere. 237 everywhere. This is the last podcast I do before I end up in a padded cell for the rest of my life. Tim, when you do a festival like this, do you walk away with like,

oh, I know which movie was my favorite, but I can't tell everyone because I love all of my children and their films. And by the way, you have twin daughters? I do, yes, yes. Your Christmas card every year, the two of them in pretty dresses at the end of a hotel hallway yep I've got this all mapped out

okay good good good this year Halloween costume is I'm Mothra and they're the summoning twins we're saving we're saving the shining twins

they're gonna be six you know the best one the best one is when they enter kindergarten they're gonna dress as a kid as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.

I've been thinking about this a lot, man. I got this worked out. When they enter kindergarten, just like in Twins, the movie. Starve them for a year, and they could be the Olsen twins at Christmas. Not even for a real holiday. Oh, I shouldn't have said that. Dress them up like Kirby Puckett. They could be twins.

Was that a sports joke? Yeah, he played with the Minnesota Twins. Who's caught a ball barehanded? I don't know. I usually, whenever I get glassy-eyed, I realize there was somebody talking about sports near me. Kirby Puckett. That's a great idea.

I'm totally going to do that. Glassy. Does anyone hunger for games? Hey! All right, I wanted to pay tribute to the Fantastic Feud event that is hosted every year by Joe Weinberg. Scott Weinberg.

Scott Weinberg. I want a Weinberg family. A Weinberg. Who might be here. Is he here? I always call him Weinberg, so that's why I didn't know his first name. And by always, I mean since I met him four days ago

when he was supposed to run the Q&A at the screening of my movie and ran in during the Q&A because we'd started without him and then continued to run the Q&A without ever having seen the movie. And all

was forgiven because the first thing he did was pass me a packed bowl. So that's Weinberg. So he's always in charge of the fantastic feud. Yeah, this year, actually, it was Scott's idea, and he's always the host of it. We actually added a logistics coordinator for Scott. Because sometimes, like myself, maybe a loose management style because of some lifestyle decisions. So I wouldn't say manager. Loose management. like myself, maybe a loose management style because of some lifestyle decisions. You know, so we...

I wouldn't say manager. Loose management. He could smoke cigarettes and wear leather pants. Plays pool with men. So... In honor of that event, one of the categories, one of the things we played was a version of the family feud, where a certain topic is brought up, and then there's a number of answers to that topic from a poll that was taken. And so I'd like to play a version of that with the three of you guys. And we'll start with you, Tim, and then we'll move over to Charlie and Matt and what we're looking for the person who the first person who

can name the the you know well each of you will name an answer and and then you have to stick with it hopefully you won't agree on the same thing and then the first the person who the I asked on Twitter today these questions, and I got many responses, and I sat there and I tallied them up. And so according to my Twitter poll this morning, what are the top three chick flicks most tolerated by dudes? So I want the three chick flicks

that a guy can manage to sit through with his lady and win some points with her and not go out of his mind. So I give my answer? Yeah, yeah. What do you think is the number one, two, or three? I don't even know if this is a chick flick. But I think using my own life as an example, I would have to say Bring It On. Bring It On. That's a great one. I'm a fan of Bring It On. Bring It On. That's

a great one. I'm a fan of that movie. I love that movie. Yeah, that's a very fun movie, but... I doubt it's on the list. I'm sorry. It's, you know, ladies like it, but it's still got fart jokes in it. For us. Yeah, I saw Bring It On in the theater alone

because I was having a weird, depressing day and it really ruined it when the three girls in front of me turned and giggled and went, ew. Fucking Christ. The first time I felt really old in my life. I was like, fuck you. And I was like, oh, they have a point. Alright.

I am at the mall at three in the afternoon, so obviously I've made some bad choices. We're just lucky that most of the sequels have been on television. I still go watch them at the mall. Okay, Charlie, what do you think is the number one, two, or three?

Does the movie Personal Best count as a chick flick? I wouldn't. I don't think so. I think guys are more into lesbians than ladies are. I could be wrong. Centers around girls, though. Yeah. Not really a chick flick. Okay. I think

La Fontaine or whatever. What was the name of the runner that Oh, Prefontaine. Prefontaine is more of a chick flick. That dude is handsome. Alright, then Steel Magnolias. Yeah. Prefontaine is more of a chick flick. Prefontaine, yeah. Because that dude is handsome. He's got the dreamy eyes. Mm-hmm.

All right, then. Steel Magnolias. Okay. Yeah! That's really hard for me to tolerate, but okay. I love it. It's got Dolly Parton in it, for God's sakes. Might just be me.

Okay, and Matt, what do you think? Titanic. Boo. Intolerable. Intolerable. Not a chick flick. I've never seen it, but I thought maybe since it made a hundred million or whatever, I thought maybe dudes went to go see it.

Was it all chicks just watching that movie? Oh, are you doing the I've never seen a chick flick? No, no, no. You saw Bring It On. Yeah, I saw Bring It On. I admitted to that. I fucking know all the words to the notebook. Fucking suck this.

Yeah, let's get on it. They say suck this in the notebook? Yeah. Page after page of suck this. When Jack don't get what he wants, he sucks this. Over and over and over again. The typewriter changes color in The Shining. Really?

Yeah. 9-11. Yeah. Think about it. Just think about that. It's total 9-11 shit, man. Okay, so the number three favorite chick flick, which I argue is not a chick flick,

Princess Bride. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Chick flick. Yeah. Who doesn't love Princess Bride? And it's got sword play in it, so that's not a chick flick.

A dainty sword play with lots of leaping. Yeah, but still, there's a guy constantly threatening another guy's life after saying his name. Can you hear yourself? Most chick flicks don't have prepare to die in them unless it's cancer. All right, I'll do the debates next year. No, I won't.

Number two is Mean Girls. Mean Girls. That's a terrific chick flick. Oh, but the... Okay, yeah, but the category is that dudes will tolerate. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I tolerate the shit out of Mean Girls. I sit there and watch it.

The only thing that makes me sad about it is that Lindsay Lohan is such an asshole now. I still like that girl in that movie. She's misunderstood. Not an asshole. All right. And she's high.

Oh, God. I said high, not hot. You're high. She looks like a coastal sea hag. Hey. So do you think the cops are just hassling her cuz she wrote something about them in the burn book that's what it's about and the number one you guys swinging a miss for all three of you the number one chick flick the dudes can tolerate is not Heather's

no that's not all that's also not a chick flick. That's a Jack Nicholson movie. Is it the one where Farrah Fawcett locks the guy in the fireplace and sprays him in the face with mace? Stop guessing. Love Actually. There are dudes out there that like Love Actually. And they're not even British. Why do you love it so much?

Alan Rickman. Alan Rickman, okay. But that's really tolerating the Alan Rickman scenes of Love Actually. It's not actually tolerating Love Actually. I think that should be for the record. It's all good actors. Liam Neeson's in it, but he doesn't tell anyone to get under the bed that they're

about to be taken. I hate it when that guy chicken hawks his best friend by showing up and trying to get jaw face to run off with him by

using the cue cards. What are you talking about? Isn't that the guy who's married to Keira Knightley with the quagmire jaw? Oh, yeah, yeah. Love actually. And then his best friend comes and What are you talking about? Isn't that the guy who's married to... What movie are we on now? Keira Knightley with the quagmire job.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Love Actually. And then his best friend comes, and he's like, here, while you lie to him, I'm going to sit here and show you cue cards and chicken hawk you. That's no good. Okay.

Can't watch that. Try to say it in English next time. That was English. Honey boo boo English. All right, let's play another round. That was awesome. Now, this is the last round of it. Don't worry.

On the other side of the coin, and we'll start at the other end this time. We'll start with Matt. Sounds like a terrible idea. Three dumb dude movies, bro movies, that are most tolerated by the ladies. Three dumb dude movies Bro movies That are most tolerated by the ladies Oh, fuck

Yeah, we've got the top three So we're talking like, you know, action movies Is that a clue to the three that are on your list? Are they going to be action movies? They're all action movies I'm not going to pull a fast one on you Is it movies for dudes who like movies? No, for girls to sit through with their man and tolerate,

and maybe even love. I will go with Wayne's World. Definitely one of the better action movies. Oh, it has to be an action movie. Because sometimes they go like this. That's an action. Does it have to be? I didn't realize you said action. Yeah, sorry, action movies. Okay, an action movie. So's an action. Does it have to be? I didn't realize

you said action. Yeah, sorry, action movies. Okay, an action movie. So you're out and Charlie... Oh, fuck. No, that's okay.

Go ahead. I will go with one of those Bourne movies. Oh, okay. You just want all of them? Cover my bases. Fucking cheater.

The Bourne... Get your boxed wine cat-lo loving ass off of my mother fucker okay born whatever the born whatever i'll tell you right now it's wrong it's not in there so you wouldn't know or you would have been you would have said be specific so yeah i know i've lost okay charlie well now that we've established that it's not a chick flick i would say a princess bride with the action of the sword fighting that's a clever move on your part but none of Well, now that we've established that it's not a chick flick, I would say A Princess Bride. With the action of the sword fighting. That's a clever move on your part,

but none of the women thought of that as their favorite action movie. The Top Gun. Okay, that's a good guess. Top Gun. He wrote it down. It must be in there. And what does Tim have for us? People are starting to yell out answers because I know it's happy hour and you're getting a little drunk. The games are just between these guys, so please don't help.

I'm not going to answer Die Hard that was yelled at. I'm going to go with the original Raiders of the Lost Ark. Okay. All right. So number three was Armageddon. What? That's some bullshit. Oh, the love story.

All polls aren't accurate, says Romney's campaign team. And then the number two is Robocop. Yes! That's pretty awesome. Even as a lady. This one goes out to the ladies. This one goes out to all the ladies in the universe. Oh, shit.

Cheers. For fucking Robocop. That is ultraviolet from the 80s. I mean, I guess, did I need to remind you that these are ladies that follow me on Twitter? So they're going to be down with this kind of stuff. And then number one, the winner is in our audience, was Die Hard. What? The lady in the audience yelling Die Hard

knows of what she speaks. I like Tim's answer because I can picture a lady going, the original Raiders of the Lost Ark. Because ladies are specific about that stuff. But that is, that's probably a good answer. But I threw the word,

when I did the poll, I made it sound like more like just, you know, real aggressive kind of action fair. And that's what they came up with. And I happen to agree. You know, we'd actually, as participants in this, we'd like to know all of the context that you threw out to the ladies for this poll so we can have better answers.

But I'm just saying. Okay, next year. And we'll trade notes on each other's game shows and how they should work. But also, very funny that someone pointed out to me on Twitter, Love Actually and Die Hard, both Christmas films. So that's what brings these asshole couples together. Honey, we'll go see your Christmas movie

if you see my Christmas movie. Are there any actors that were in both? Alan Rickman. Oh, Alan Rickman. Is that why I was yelling that? That's why I didn't really pursue the Alan Rickman comment earlier because I knew the diehard was going to be an answer.

I didn't want to put that in your head until someone in the audience yelled it out. Okay, so, but that was a nice move on your part, Tim, to not take her answer. Because you were thinking that probably was one of them. It sounded like a good answer. Yeah, I know. She knew what she was doing.

She's down. Let's play the Leonard Maltin game I believe some of you brought name tags And lots of you are wearing badges from the festival So that would also count What is this standee right here? I thought that was going to be your name tag What is it? It's Boba Fett

Let me see. Let me show everybody. You have a giant Boba Fett. Here we go. Look at... Fold Boba Fett in half, and he just looks like a fucking plumber. Fold him in half.

It's just knee pads and a crank wrench. I was going to ask you guys, what movie did you think it was before we found out? I was thinking Minute Work. I thought going to ask you guys, what movie did you think it was before we found out? I was thinking Men at Work. I thought it was Mr. Mom. Or Prefontaine after the double amputee accident. Oh, happy hour, sad hour, no. Unprefont cool, Matt.

He looks like Robert De Niro in Brazil. Right? Wasn't he a plumber? Kind of? Okay. Oh, and there's a woot monkey just got thrown up here, too. Well, thanks for bringing the Boba Fett. Is your name anything like Boba Fett?

Oh, you had a little name tag for it? Here, put it on there. That's adorable. Boba Fett Anthony Oh, now I get it I didn't realize And he's got a badge Like he's at the festival Yeah

Boba Fett loves festivals Is that Is that all Are your name tags Just paper This year Oh yeah There's a lady that She tweeted me That she was bringing cookies And I went That's great Are your name tags just paper this year? There's a lady that she tweeted me that she was bringing cookies,

and I went, that's great. I'm not going to eat them. Something happened? What? Ever since the incident, you don't eat crowd cookies? Yeah. Like, what happened? No, no, I don't.

Do they have weed in them, lady? No, that's why I'm not going to eat them. I eat enough shit that's got weed in it. Why would I eat anything that doesn't have weed in it? I gotta keep my girlish figure so I can hide behind a Boba Fett standee. Yeah, right? There you go. There, yeah, we got it.

Beautiful. Next thing I'm gonna do is buy something from Ikea. I can put shit together. I always thought it was harder than that. All right, so the three of you gentlemen, put your microphones down on your stools if you have to, and select, go physically grab the name tag that you want to play for today.

I see some good ones. There's an amazing E.T. over there, and then, of course, John the Shithead. There's an amazing ET over there. And then of course John the Shithead. We got a hoverboard over there. Does that actually work? Does that work? I think Tim wants the hoverboard. Don't forget the cookies. She might

blew right past the cookies. And Charlie Hodges really working the room. Did you see this E.T. thing, Charlie? Look at that. That's pretty cool. Can I add some surprises? Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Oh, you went with the shithead.

Let me see this hoverboard. That's crazy. And is your name on here somewhere? James Pound. All right. Do you ever say Pound, James Pound? Hey, listen. It would be great when you're about to make love. Hey Listen It would be great

When you're like About to make love Does that happen to anybody That comes to Fantastic Fest? Or people getting laid, Tim? And then Bearden Matt Bearden

Last minute contribution to the bag, a little wind-up chef. That is a miniature wind-up waffle-bot pass-out from Harold and Kumar's Christmas 3-D. Woo! Very nice. It seemed movie-themed and really doesn't belong on my desk anymore.

Okay. So someone else is going to get that. So it's heartfelt. Somebody else's wife can be angry that that's cluttering up. And where did this wood monkey come in from? Nice. Thank you very much. Can I put it in the prize bag or do you want it back?

Sign it and then give it back to you? You son of a bitch. You can sign it and maybe pin a $20 bill to it and throw it back to you? You son of a bitch. You can sign it and maybe pin a $20 bill to it and throw it back to me, brother. Clearly you knew what he meant when he threw it at your face. I don't do a good Boba Fett,

so what if Boba Fett sounded like Bane? I think it would go... A little something like this. Now, Pat Boba Fett sounded like Bane? I think it would go... A little something like this. Now, Pat Boba Fett, his hair. Fix his hair a little bit. There you go. Sweet. You've only seen me at the end of one movie

and the beginning of another, and somehow I've still become a character that people cherish. I'm Boba Fett. And some of you are going to die before I do. Oh, look out for that Sarlacc pit I should have said to myself. That would be a horrible place to die. Okay, so who are you playing for, Matt?

I'm playing for Rochelle Who brought a A headshot of my old roommate Brendan Walsh So I wanted to Now I can be reminded of what used to be on my sofa Every day for two years My Ikea shit fell apart already

It's about to walk out Really? No way Okay, so sofa every day for two years. My Ikea shit fell apart already. Really? No way. Okay, so supposedly police officers are here. Are they going to turn out to be strippers? I don't know. So just keep it cool, everybody.

Somebody said they ordered that rare blowfish that when cooked smells exactly like something else. Do you serve that by chance? Yes, we do, as a matter of fact. Somebody needs to go to the office right now and explain that on a special menu board and leave that around in casual spots.

Setting up a toilet seat said it's cool. Okay, and don't reveal the shithead on the back of your name tag, because that'll be, if you lose today, I will announce that to everyone. Matt is playing for Rochelle. And who are you playing for,

Charlie? I think I'm playing for John. That's right. Did you write your shithead on the back? You did. Okay, so just hand it over when, if, and when you lose, if you want to sign it and throw it back at John, I feel like I'm going to suffer because my daughter threatened you for an

autograph. And James pound is who Tim league is playing for. So with his, with his hoverboard and, uh And as I always do, I'm opening my Leonard Maltin iPhone app. And bear with me, because this is one of those ancient iPhone 4s. Because if I'm going to stand in a line,

it's going to be to see a movie, not to get a phone. So nobody really won that previous game we played, so let's just start with Tim, co-founder of the festival, and then we'll go to Charlie and then to Matt. And Tim, you get to pick a category. Would you like at CrimsonFury18 on Twitter suggested legitimate cape.

Legitimate cape. And that's movies where someone wears a real cape. A legitimate cape. Or at Richard Hay Zeus Hay is spelled H-A-Y And then Zeus like the god Suggested ass to mouth

And that's movies that have A talking donkey in them I was about to say yes But let's go to another category Or Celebrating a birthday today I was about to say yes, but let's go to another category. Or, celebrating a birthday today is actress Linda Hamilton, who we all know and love.

And, oh yeah, that's a good idea. Could have said that to someone who wasn't in the middle of talking. But thank you, though. Thank you for that. So, where was I? Linda Hamilton.

Those are my three choices? Legitimate cape, please. Okay. Okay. And basically all he whispered in my ear was, hey, just tell everyone to be cool. If you don't answer the door, they can't come in, man. This movie where someone wears a real cape,

I'm pretty sure it was real, is from the year 2005. Leonard Maltin gives this movie three stars. He calls it highly entertaining. He also says that it is impeccably cast. He lists

a boatload of names. He lists 13 names. Can you say it a year again? The year is 2005. He lists, what did I say? 13 names. Can you say it a year again? The year is 2005. And he lists, what did I say? 13 names? How many names, reading from the bottom of the cast list up, do you think you can

secure the answer to this? If I ask for more than 13, do I get additional clues? No, because I've only got the 13 names here. But 13 is a very smart opening bid if you're as confused as you seem to be right now.

This is all the information I'm going to get before I start getting these names. I'm going to go with... I'm going to go with four. Was that a dumb idea? I'm James, I'm going to go with four. Was that a dumb idea? James, I'm sorry. It might be a dumb idea.

It might be a dumb idea. But now we go to Charlie, and he can either tell you to name it, and you'll only hear four names from the bottom of the cast list. Screwed up. Yeah. I don't want to do it.

I don't know it. He's figuring out that Howard the Duck wasn't 2005 and just now when you went oh shit that's what I call poker mouth because it gives away

to the other players where your head is at this is a competition I'm really sorry Charlie you can do it in three yeah Charlie you can bid lower

or you can ask Tim to name it what do you think you're going to do about that one Yeah, Charlie, you can bid lower or you can ask Tim to name it. What do you think you're going to do about that? One. Oh, Charlie's off the hook for this one. Thank Christ.

Okay, now we go to Matt. I believe that's the moment where I say, name that movie, Charlie. Okay, so Charlie gets the one name since he's so confident I'm not even going to give you the clues again unless you really feel like you need them. I don't even feel I need the name. I'm going to give it to you. Just because that's where we're at right now. People want to know

what that one name's going to be. And it is Mark Boone Jr. Nailed it. Probably played for the Minnesota Twins. Now if you say Mark Boone Sr., I know it right off the bat. So what do you think the name of the movie is? Lord of the Rings. Legitimate capes throughout.

Probably too much legitimate cape. No, the motion picture is called Batman Begins. And that means Matt Beard is on the board with one point. Playing for Rochelle. Tim's got to figure this shit out now. Because we're going to start with you again, Tim. And you get to pick a category, and then we'll go to Matt and then to Charlie. And

you get to choose between these three categories. In honor of the fantastic debates, I'm sorry, fantastic feud, in honor of the fantastic feud that you do here every year, films that feature

Richard Dawson. Oh. I might go there. I might go there. And then Shnedult, S-C-H-N-E-L-J-T, on Twitter suggested Malmy Maybe. And that's a movie

that has bears in them. Correct. Is that what Malmy means? Bear has bears in them. Correct. Is that what Baldi means? Bear or bears in them. And then at Scary Mask suggested Nicolas Page. Nicolas Page is

comic book movies featuring Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Page, please. Okay. This comic book, and again, all of you are going to know the answer, so do not yell out. Gasping is allowed, I guess. Two stars from Leonard Maltin.

I could not disagree with Leonard more and wish he were sitting to my left right now so I could give it to him. Because two stars is not enough. He says that this movie is an orgy of excess and that it leaves a bad taste behind. 2010.

Nicolas Cage is in this movie and Leonard lists 11 names. 12 names. Sorry, 12 names. How many names do you think you can get it in? I'll go with zero.

I might be wrong. I might be wrong. I might be getting my years wrong. I believe this is the point in the game where I say, name that movie. What's it called, Tim? Is it Kick-Ass?

Yes, it is! That's one for you, James. I mean, Ghost Rider was an orgy of excess, too. I wasn't sure. My years were kind of squirreling together in my brain. Yeah, I don't know where Leonard gets off with two stars for kick-ass, but, you know, it happens. Leonard Maltin doesn't understand lots of stuff.

Well, it left a bad taste in his mouth. First of all, you don't eat a motion picture. Just sit there and look at it and leave your mouth out of it. Or go to the draft house and enjoy a delicious meal. That's right. Okay. You also put fun things on your... You're just like...

Everything you do, you try to figure out a way to make it more fun. Oh, thanks, Doug. Or figure out a way to try to get people in trouble. Innocent people. I don't like it when the staff whispers in my ear, the cops are here, be cool. That's not what you get up each day in the morning hoping will happen?

Okay. You should have bears, and you could release them into the parking lot when anything. Okay. You should have bears and you could release them into the parking lot when anything bad happens. Create a distraction. And then we could fight that. Why haven't you put bears

in here yet? So what is happening that the police were alerted to our little extravagance? I called them. Drama. I was just like, that would be fucking awesome

if they show up. They're a fucking party. They bring lights and everything. I saw some people texting. There's a rat amongst us. Sons of bitches. I didn't see anybody texting.

You know, maybe they're going to tear this place down. What's the worst thing they could do? In November. Okay. So Tim just won a point, so we'll start with Charlie.

And Matt challenged Tim, so we'll go to Matt second. And Charlie, would you like at Kikfia, K-I-K-F-I-I-A, suggested In Theaters How? And that's the terrible movies that are covered on the podcast How Did This Get Made? All right. Yeah. Or, since you might not be a listener

to that podcast, Joseph Gordon Leave It. Joseph Gordon Leave It, that's movies where Jorson, Joseph, Jorson Gordon Schnerven, Schnerven, it played here, it's movies where Jorson, Joseph, Jorson Gordon Schnerven, it played here, it's called New Kids Nitro and it played here.

Starring the Schnerven Verben brothers. Joseph Gordon leaves someone in the movie or is left by someone. And songs about Rambos. So glad this one came back up

which is movies where Sylvester Stallone sings yeah I gotta go with Sylvester Stallone sings I'm glad you did I'm glad you did cause no one ever picks this category and I want to get rid of it it's at Rowan Lane suggested it on Twitter and the year

Charlie Hodge is 1984 it. It's at Rowan Lane suggested it on Twitter. And the year, Charlie Hodge, is 1984. Oh. Yeah. One and a half stars. One and a half stars from Leonard Maltin. He says about this movie... Can you preemptively not read anymore and just go ahead and

guess? Yeah, can I go blind? No, you can't. You can't. You gotta sit through this part. And do things like not say that, just go ahead and guess? Yeah, can I go blind? No, you can't. You can't. You got to sit through this part and do things like not say that because that gives away to your competitors that you're pretty excited

about this one and you've already got it figured out. No, I mean, what I mean is keep trying to undo my bra. Keep going. I like this part.

He calls the movie Contrived and he also says that it has acres of unfunny dialogue that is so not true one and a half stars uh he lists five people charlie how many folks how many folks do you think it would take for you to name this this film? I feel pretty confident, but I felt pretty confident last time. So I'm going to go

with two. Okay. I think Tim knows it, and in the interest of a fun that is the three-way tie, I'm going to tell Charlie to name it, because I have it narrowed down to two, but I'm going to tell Charlie to name it. Hoping that he doesn't. Because I have it narrowed down to two, but I'm probably wrong.

Your two names. He wasn't in Top Gun, right? You've lost that loving feeling. You've lost that loving feeling. You've lost that loving feeling. No, Adrian, just the loving feeling. and all that love and feeling all that love and feeling no Adrian

get some love and feeling chicken cuff and link make more turtles

I'm gonna fight the Russian somewhere oh here we go Tim Thomerson

and Ron Liebman are your two names. Probably doesn't help to tell you that Ron Liebman played the Gellers. Not the Gellers. Was he the Gellers? No, he was

Rachel Green's father on Friends. Rob Lieber? That's that guy? Ron Liebman. Ron Liebman? Yeah. That's even better.

Can you pull out a three-way tie right now? Yeah, I believe the movie is, and it stars my favorite actress, Dolly Parton. Interesting timing that you just mentioned her. Rhinestone Cowboy? That's correct. Damn.

Well, technically, is that correct? Is that correct? Yeah. Rhinestone Cowboy? Or is it just Rhinestone? It's just Rhinestone? Yeah. I was so excited about the three-way tie.

Wow. The movie's just called Rhinestone? Yeah, you should... Yeah, that was my answer. Rhinestone, cowboy. Rhinestone, cowboy. You hear me, Kimo Zabi? Yeah, that probably had a good one.

I love it, actually. There's two movies with commas in the title came up today. I love it, actually. There's two movies with commas in the title came up today. Love Actually and Rhinestone, cowboy. This ain't the first time rhinestones have done me wrong. All right, Matt. Well, I got so excited by your suggestion of a three-way tie that I just sort of gave it to him prematurely. So it's your call.

Do you want to be the winner or do you want to go one last round? I think that there's nothing more fun in Doug Love's movies, which I happen to be a huge fan of

and I listen to regularly, than when there is a three-way tie. And I think the audience would want to go with that. I'm sorry to you. I know, Rochelle, playing for you,

I think you'll appreciate it. Somebody in this audience buy poor Rochelle a drink or whatever she wants. A massage. Thank you, cowboy. We'll have fun with it. You were backstage with me. I do that all the time. I talk to like nine staff

members and call them all cowboy. That's your thing, man. That's your thing. Cowboy. Your favorite Soros character is Boba Cowboy. Damn right. The rootinest, tootinest, damn bounty hunter in all of the galaxy. But if I don't win, I will consider it to be a conspiracy. That's fair.

There's two finalists now, but you let there be three, and there's seven total prizes. Yep, exactly. Alright, here we go. So Charlie sort of won that point. And Matt is the one who challenged him, so we'll start with Tim and then go to Matt.

Tim, pick a category between these. Would you like the Bjorn legacy? Bjorn, which is movies that have ABBA songs in them. Oh, fuck, please. Or would you like triple nipple? That's films where someone in the movie has three nipples. Or.

Triple nipple. I have the internet. I've seen it. I'm going with triple nipple. Okay. I don't even need to name a third category. No, no. Tell me the third category.

Just in case. I just have to pick from all the ones we've already heard. Triple nipple it is. So let's go triple nipple. Okay. I think I know the Bjorn one also. There's multiple movies. Well, there's no bonus points.

They're only thinking of one. I think the person that tweeted that is narrow-minded, and they were thinking of one modern movie. Well, there could be ABBA songs on the soundtrack. ABBA the movie, 1979. In several movies. Come on. I'm just saying.

My opinion. So what do you think it is? Dancing Queen, Wolf. 40-year-old virgin. Nailed it, didn't he? No,

he didn't. And with that wind-up, I thought you were acting like you knew there was an ABBA musical called Mamma Mia. Take 40 from 40-year-old virgin,

add it to 237, what do you get? Another conspiracy. It's M, take 40 from 40 year old virgin add it to 237 what do you get correlate that number to your phone pad it's M mamma mia this got so confusing the cops left they were like fuck it fuck it I can't even follow what they're doing let's go

alright let's go beat up some non whites alright alright I'm sorry I'm wrong I'm wrong to say that All right. Let's go beat up some non-whites. All right, all right. I'm sorry, I'm wrong. I'm wrong to say that. He pointed out an uncomfortable truth. Sorry, Tim, that was your choice there.

All right, let's do this. Where'd triple nipple go? There it is. Okay, so, Tim, you get the clues and the and the number of names three stars from leonard malton for this movie where someone has three nipples and the year is 1974 yeah shit might not be the one anybody was thinking of. He calls this movie good and gimmicky and he also says that it has worldwide locales. Three stars,

1974 and there are 11 names listed. How many names did you get it in? 11. I need all 11 names. Smart opening bid.

Matt. I need all 11 names. Smart opening bid. Matt? My assumption is that the movie is not Cactus Flower, so I will... Nobody? Oh, okay. So I'm giving it... I'm going to tell... Was that the year Cactus Flower came out?

I have no idea when the... I wasn't... That was... I want to say I wasn't alive because it makes me feel young and virile, but I was totally alive in 74. But I want Tim to name the movie. I also want to hear you name 13 cast members or whatever it was. It's going to be 11, and Tim is going to be our winner if you do that.

Oh, really? I don't think I'm going to be your winner. I just have a sad feeling that I'm going to look really stupid. This is interesting, so I might be wrong. Well, the other thing, too, is that no matter what I say, I think I'm going to look really stupid. This is interesting, so I might be wrong. Well, the other thing, too, is that no matter what I say, I think I'm going to end up trapped. So I am going to go with Tim named that movie. Are all the nipples on one person?

You don't understand how Charlie plays. If you just said ten, no, just three nipples throughout the course of the film, it's open to all movies ever made with more than one actor in them. Wait, wait, wait. I thought it was a person had three nipples. I'm joking. I'm joking.

The only movie that wouldn't count is the one-man movie Give Him Hell, Harry is the only film. Even Sleuth had four nipples in it. Are you saying I should say

that I could name it in ten? I'm just saying that I think Charlie wouldn't give you ten names and he would bid lower. I think your reason for saying name that movie is wrong, but you have to make the decision.

I can name... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Guess we know what's happening there. I will take... I will do it in ten names. This is going to get uncomfortable Because now he's going to make me look like an idiot I don't care what Charlie does It's his free will

Am I supposed to I have to name the movie? No, you can You've played this game today You've been playing it Name that movie, Matt You can bid less names I know, you can bid less names, though.

I don't know it. Well, you don't say nine. Is that my poker mouth? All right. Say nine. Nine. I mean, nine. Cowboy.

Nine, cowboy. I think whoever lets somebody name it with a lot of names is giving the point away, is my opinion, but maybe you guys don't know it. This is like Mahjong. Like, how much? I can't think of any way that it's like Mahjong. I don't know how to play Mahjong. Me neither.

I said nine. Name it. Name it. Name that movie. Yeah, I really fucked up. I really fucked up. I should have made Tim name the movie. Yeah. Peer pressure. It's just like being back in junior high. I really fucked up. I really fucked up. I should have made Tim name the movie. Yeah. When do we get to hear the names? Peer pressure. It's just like being back in junior high.

Charlie, say name it. Whatever you want, Charlie. All right. I just wanted you to understand. Like, think of a major motion picture. If you heard ten names from the cast of a major motion picture, don't you think that would be easy for you to name it? No.

At least someone has confidence in you kind of do i kind of do now that you say that i have a time share in key west you should come with me this is a great idea yeah although i should say i should say pete holmes didn't know devil wears Prada even when I told them Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep are in it. So it is possible. 74 was a good year. Nine, cowboy. Alright, Tim. So you can go down to eight. No, I can't go down to eight.

Charlie, name that movie. Alright, nine names. My apologies, Rochelle. I think I just gave away your prize, but... Now, if I don't know it, Tim has to guess, right? No. That's not how it works at all. You've been playing this...

You've been playing this already. There's been several rounds already. Do you have Benjamin Button disease? Are you growing younger and dumber while we sit here? You can yell at them all you want for growing older while we're getting younger, but it's not going to change anything, is it?

No. I think we know who the cops were here for. Three stars from Leonard for this movie from 1974 that he says has worldwide locales and is good gimmicky fun. And the

nine names out of eleven that you get to hear are Desmond Llewellyn, Lois Maxwell, Bernard Lee, Mark Lawrence, Richard Liu, Clifton James, Hervé Villachez, Maude Adams, Mark Lawrence, Richard Liu, Clifton James, Hervé Villachez,

Maude Adams, and Britt Eklund. There's only two names remaining. Any idea, Charlie? Seems only fitting that Tim should win. Sorry to undercut you, but... What does that mean? It means I've known you for well over a decade, and I think the only thing you know is Herve Villachez

and that whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the pain. That's a great clue, though. It is, except... Is there still a chance I could win? No.

No, there isn't, right? Well, there is if you name it. If you name it. And it's got someone with three nipples. You could have told... You would have won if you had told me to name it. It's not half-baked. He's got a very good point.

It's not half-baked. Yeah. 1974. Gotta carry the two. I think I am coming up with... Is it the Ted and Alice movie? No. The threesome?

Is Herbie Vilacek the guy that shows up and goes, now it's a party. Vila... Vila Shays. Vila Shays? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Siena. Vilacek, the guy that shows up and goes, now it's a party. Vilachez. Vilachez? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was he not on Fantasy Island? Yes, he was. It's not Vilacek. I don't know what that is.

I don't know who you're talking about. Vilacek, right? No. It's the way I keep saying it. Alice Trebek, who runs fucking Jeopardy. I'm going to have to rename my band. Our winner is Tim League, everybody. And the remaining names

are Christopher Lee and Roger Moore and the film that all young boys love is called The Man with the Golden Gun. Are you familiar with that? You've heard of that? Would you have guessed it, Tim? With all

11 names? With fucking Roger Moore? You wouldn't have gone with Rollerball? Thunderball? Britt Eklund, yeah. Britt Eklund. Was that Oddjob in that? Was he Little Oddjob? Tiny Jaws? Congratulations, hover Op Job? Tiny Jaws. Congratulations, hoverboard guy, James Pound.

James, come get your hoverboard and all of your prizes. And gentlemen, pass me your name tag so I can read the... Yeah, just come around the stairs there and come get all that stuff. I took it all out of the bag. You're gonna have to figure out

a way to get it all out of here. And thank you to the guy who brought the Beau Buffett standee. And thank you to the staff at the Highball and the Alamo Drafthouse. Lamar. You got quite a great

operation going here, Tim, and I'm really excited to be a small part of it. Thanks to the police. Thank you to Austin Police. Chief of Police. Good personal friend. I'm sorry. How about for Tim Lee, who's

fucking changed the city. Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! You really are. Cheers. You're right Cheers You're right Yay You're your own

Armadillo world I meant to say Armadillo Not Armadillo Armadillo world headquarters You're a thing You are Austin Thank you Thank you cowboy

Thank you sweetheart Who are you going to box next year? You got to line up a worthy competitor. Tonya Hardy. I was thinking about bringing Joe Swanberg back, the guy that beat the shit out of Devin Farage. Yeah. So I might...

Does anybody know where you can get some sort of high-quality steroids? Because I've never done steroids. I think if I come back a raging fucking monster and scare the hell out of this guy, it might be a worthwhile endeavor. Never done them. I think if you just come back as yourself, it'll be great.

I'm excited about it. I was hoping you would fight him that very night when that guy wouldn't fight you. But anything to plug you guys? Matt Bearden, you can hear him on KLBJ. Bob, Dudley and Bob. Yeah, every morning at 6 to 10. And then also my baby is a fantastic stand-up show.

If any of you are fans of stand-up comedy, every Tuesday it's called Punch at Cap City Comedy Club. And it's not me. The acts I book are just fucking incredible. And I enjoy watching that show every week. So I'd love to have you come out. That's the end of that sentence. Love it. Charlie Hodge podcast. Yeahlie odd show.com i do a daily podcast and every monday i do a comedy night at the rattle in boom bm austin comedy gotta love it i'll be back

for a fun fun fun fest and and strangely enough you didn't have anything to do with setting it up. I'm going to be doing stand-up at the Alamo Ritz one night during Fun Fun Fun Fest. Yeah, I'm psyched about it. I've never done stand-up comedy in front of a movie screen, or maybe I have. I'll also be doing a Douglas Movies at Cobbs in San Francisco on Halloween. I want everyone to wear costumes that are name tags to that show, please. And December 15th, I'll be at the Improv in Miami. And December 17th, I'll be in Fort Lauderdale

at the Improv there. And thanks again to Tim League. Everybody, let's hear it for him. Look for Miami Connection. It's going to be playing in places all over the place. I don't know about all over the place. You're going to put it out there. You're going to play it at draft houses.

We bought the rights. This is a movie we found on eBay for 50 bucks, and we bought the international rights. So, yeah, look for it everywhere. Everywhere. And, as always, whoever picks this toilet seat name tag is a shithead. That's what it says.

Whoever picks this is a shithead. So Charlie Hodge is a shithead. And sticking with the theme that you mentioned earlier, Brendan Walsh is a shithead.

Yes! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies.