Doug Loves Movies - Chris Gethard, Jon Hamm, Kate Micucci, Maxwell Nalevansky and Emil Wakim guest

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see because Doug Love Movies. Hey, hey, hey everybody, my name is Doug and I Love Movies. This is God Love Movies. Coming to you once again from the good old Gramercy Theater in New York City. Oh, man, it's great to be back. I think it's been like four years. I think the last time was the 12 guests of Christmas,

which is coming back, but only in Los Angeles this year. I know. Really good idea opening up with that bad news. I mean, who knows? You never know what will happen, but for right now, I've got one scheduled out in Los Angeles, and based on that reaction, I'll try to get one here somewhere. Yeah, in obviously a smaller venue. It's Monday, September 8th, 2025, and let's get to everybody's favorite part of the show.

Doug plugs. Doug plugs, Doug plugs, Doug plugs. Wednesday, did mean you cut you all. but I've heard it before. Wednesday night, September 17th, Douglas Movies is back at the Creek in the Cave in Austin, Texas. I'm doing stand-up at the Comedy Vault

in Batavia, Illinois, on September 26th, 27. That's in the Chicago area, so I hope it's still there. And Douglas Movies, you know what I mean? There's going to be a war, I guess. Douglas' movie, this is going to come

out a week from now, So that comment might not. We probably moved on to something else by that. But Doug Loves Movies is back at the punchline in Sacramento on Halloween. So that'll be a fun, Doug Love's Scary Movies. For all my dates and deeds and links, go to Douglasmovies.com. That's Douglovesmovies.com. Yeah.

Krah! Law it. Shhh. And dancing. And dancing. What'd you change it to? Mary Steenberg. Mary Steatbridge, that's his husband.

All right. You didn't know that? No. Let's look at the prize bag, shall we? A beautiful, limited edition, Doug Loves Movies, Tote. Yeah, there really are not... That sounded more like booing than ooing. And then all the content.

We're in, but the tote is the best part. Well, actually the best part. There's two really, well, there's three really good things I'm going to give away tonight. Two of my guests contributed to the prize bag in awesome ways, and we'll tell you about that in a bit. But I'll start off with, look, it's a weird roach clip with an alien head on it.

Don't know where I got it, don't know where it's going. What about these? Do you like silly glasses? Who likes silly glasses? I got these silly glasses. I think it was at a film festival. I'm paying it forward. I've got a rubber pipe from my friends at Peacemaker.

It's only been used once. And this is one of the three things that I thought are really cool. This is, what do they call it when there's versions of a book before it's officially out? Yeah, out like it's kind of script. There are three different answers, but two of them are wrong because this is an advanced copy. This isn't a manuscript or a delitre, the two other answers. And it's a friend of the show, Clark Collis, who wrote a book about Sean of the Dead called You Got Red on You.

He now has written a book that covers a bunch of horror films. It's about the resurrection and unstoppable rise of the modern horror movie. So he starts at, like, scream and goes all the way through, like, the conjurings and everything else. There's a whole book about all that. And it's called screaming and conjuring, and someone is going to go home with it tonight. Are you ready to meet the guests? Oh, boy, we got three old bees and two newbies, and I think it's going to be a pretty good group. Everybody, please welcome.

Chris Gether, John Hamm, Kate McEuchy, Maxwell Belvansky, and Emil Joaquin. Hooray! Hello. All of us, most of us forgot to dress up. Most of us forgot to show up. Jesus. You know, when you're three days shy of 9-11 in New York City,

people really like to stay at home. Let's meet all of my guests. Let's meet them all. Alphabetically. Oh, boy. By first. You're setting yourself up to that. I thought you were looking at you guys.

I know, right? I wrote it all. down by first name, alphabetically, live from New York, it's Emil Joaquin, everybody. I just got fired. No, that's like a massive credit. You know what I mean? Like, it's so

cool that you did that. Yeah, you and Adam Sandler. Yeah. Oh. My parents were... Adam was there more than a year. People do love Googling other people that did one year immediately. They go, hey, could be this. Right. Yeah. You go, all right, could be? Sarah Silverman. Yeah.

She turned out all right. Who else? Jamie Ann Garofalo? No, I have many friends. Robert Tony Jr. Who have been, yeah. Yeah, Robert, R.D.J. Junior, not RFK Jr.

All right. Those are dangerous initials to be throwing around. Emile, are you good at movie trivia? I think. Yeah, yes Right on Moderately So thank you for joining us tonight

And good luck Thank you You don't really You don't really win anything Yeah You know But it's still It's fun to win

The people like to win Actually the winner gets To be cast on SNL Yeah that is what they are Did you not know that? So they're going to be allowing I mean Lauren's here He can get a battle back

Get back on the show Yeah, right All right You're not next, John Oh, I did already fuck up the alphabetical order I was going to say Did I call it or did I call it? C is decidedly before E in the alphabet

Yeah, absolutely I didn't want to be jerk up about it, but yeah Yeah, no Two whole letters before Clearly before, yeah You got a, yeah. Like M&N where you're like, oh, maybe. But they feel close.

Yeah. I was also a guest writer at SNL for two weeks in 2007. Oh. And then they didn't hire me, and I had a complete mental breakdown after two weeks. Really? Yeah, thanks for having me back on the show, Doug. It's Chris Getherd, everybody. Hi.

Let's see what I wrote down to ask you here. Yeah. Welcome back. Your dreams are your ticket out. All right, so you're in, you're the star of Class Action Park. I would say that's fair. Yeah, no, you really are. You're the, you know, it's a very entertaining movie,

but you really bring it. Thank you. I was very proud of my performance in it. I love talking about my home state of New Jersey. My manager did call me. He was like, what is this thing you're in on HBO? I was like, they just asked me to come talk about the water, slide park. He's like, how much did they pay

you? I was like, nothing. He's like, you're fucking idiot, dude. He's like, John Hodgman's and the narrator, you speak more than the narrator, you speak more than them. You didn't get a dollar for that? I was like, no, I'm bad at this business. I'm really bad at it. Most of my work has been

on public access television for a reason. Bad at it. Well, thank you for being here. Thanks for having me, Doug. he is the wind beneath my wings John Ham everybody thank you thank you Doug

thanks for being here buddy can you tell us what you came from dressed so sharply I had to go to a cocktail party for the morning show season four thank you great show thank you also I just wear this all

the time They decided to have the party at like happy hour. Is that the premise? Yeah. All right. That's the thing. Yeah. I like it.

I just, I was, I love his glasses. So I was like, I got, I got glasses. I got sunglasses. I can put on. Right? They're pretty cool. I like them. If you take that hat off, does your hair come off with it?

It does have that. A little Gallagher. It does have that, that does have that quality. It does have that quality. Yeah, it's like, it's kind of silly that I wear hats on a thing. I know you threw so many haircuts. This is such a good one right now.

This is the most weed guy you've ever looked, yeah. I was going to say it's so delightful. I really grown into it. I really used to, you know. I think you've grown out of it. Let's be honest. My favorite guests on the stage tonight. Okay, okay.

If I'm naming names. Give it up for Kate McEuchy, everybody. Hi, Doug. Thank you for having me. I hear that you brought something for the prize bag. I did. Do you want me to share it right now? You want to do a reveal?

Yeah, there's nothing like visuals on a podcast. Here we go. Oh, we should make it like a, I don't know. Well, if everyone ooze and Oz, will they hear it on the podcast? I think so, yeah. All right. The audience has their own mic. Right, go wild, everyone.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. It says, I love love, and the other guy's going, I love movies, and popcorn and hearts. The second guy is definitely me. So I guess someone will win this tonight? Yes. All right. That's going in, it doesn't fit in the prize bag.

It'll be adjacent to the prize bag. But what's going on, Kate? It should be noted that no one else brought anything. Well, I ask Kate special, because no one else can do this. Unbelievable. Oh, that's nice. I've been drawing on a lot of garbage, and that's what I do now. Yeah.

Buildings, garbage, you know. I love it. You'll just like any wall or space that's available, you put cute drawings all over it. Do you do a graffiti? That's how... I mean, it started like that, and then I was feeling really guilty that I was, like, you know, tagging things. And I, you know, I started tagging when I was 43 and now so cool. Like, that's a perfect middle-aged thing to do. And then, and then I felt bad because I tagged a restaurant here on, it's called Jasba. It's in the East Village. And I felt so bad. I didn't know it was going to be a restaurant. And I went back and I said, I'm so sorry and I'll paint over it if you want me to, or I'd be happy to like finish and make it look nicer. And they're like, yeah, finish it up. So I drew on this building. But then I felt so guilty about that. So now I only draw on garbage. or with permission.

So I'm about to do my first mural in Coney Island, so that'll be cool. Yeah. At the museum. That's super cool. It's still drawing on garbage. Coney Island. It's a Coney Island joke.

He's a tie-in. But I know I... Fuck. I just went there for the first time last week, and I couldn't believe the shards of glass in the ocean just like glass. I once went swimming there and got pink eye in both

eyes. True story. You didn't just swim on one side? No. It's both eyes. Left and right. Also joining us is a gentleman who's never done this show before but I'm a huge

fan of a film that he co-directed with a dude who was on, lives in Austin and he was on the show in Austin a while back, his name's Carl Frey. But we're here today. We have, in our presence. I always worry I'm going to fuck up

the pronunciation of your name. You will. Maxwell Nelvansky. It's great. We shortened it, and I love that. I am the most random and broke person here, for sure, so it's fine. How do you say it for your last name? Nolavonski.

Nolavonski. Yeah, I don't actually nondi. No. Sometimes I get ass and I'm like, I'm going to fuck it up. I swear. Yeah, you just probably don't say it enough. They're like, really? It sounds like that?

I don't know. Nalavanski. I had an Italian woman tell me today that I'm pronouncing my last name wrong. So I just want to share, yeah. Yeah, because it's Macoochee. I guess. Meikuchi, she said it'd be me kuchi. And I was like, oh, well, we're all saying it wrong.

But, yeah. Anyway, common problem. I just wanted you to feel better. Everybody gets L's, it's fine. My last name is always pronounced correctly and it always goes great. My last name is lunch meet. No trauma at all from that.

Chris Greathard. Great ard. Yeah, so Maxwell is the co-director of a film you've already heard me talk about. Like I said, it's called Rats. I'm not just yelling it for no reason. It's with an exclamation point. Rats is not a horrible.

film, but it is on shutter. We learned that backstage. But it is a wildly funny and wild movie that I had the pleasure to see, and I recommend it. And he brought a copy for the prize bag. Whoa. So you want to give him the description of rats? God, all I was thinking about was when you moderated the Q&A for the movie and like 10 minutes in the whole projection was like a trapezoid and they had to stop it and restarted

and like my co-director just like ran into the lobby like they fucked it up it's all fucked it's fucked! And I was just like oh no what happened? Oh no Doug's here too? Why? But it was fine. It was like a loading screen trapezoid? No they just like it was like bent in

and they're like we can't fix that. It's like demonic but why is it like that? You know, it was crazy. And it also didn't get stopped for, like, a good five or six minutes. So then it got restarted and we had to watch that part over again. My favorite part of that was that one of the jokes, in a section we had already seen, one of the jokes still got a laugh the second time. So I was like, this is a solid shit right here.

So congratulations on that movie, and thank you for joining me. How do you and your co-director, why do you? live so far apart, why are you long-distance co-directors? I think it's like a... Is that personal? Laurie Anderson, Lou Reed thing. Love grows stronger from afar type of vibe. You're just on the phone a lot?

A lot of emails? A lot of like, hold on, I got a piss type of thing. Walking away, just the whole day. Oh, the second meals arrived. One second. I'm going to just read something off of the box of rats just to give people a taste. Yeah, it's really nice.

I didn't know they were even doing this nice. Look at that box. That's a hot box. Oh, hot box. There's just a plane. There's only art on it, but there's a plane with a banner flying. And the movie takes place in Pfeflugerville, Texas. And there's a plane with a band.

Flugerville. You don't pronounce the P. The movie takes place in fictional Pflugerville. It's a real place. They say Perfugerville every time in the movie to not be confused with Flugerville. But the banner behind the plane says Jesus was a Texan. So it's a very outrageous movie, I guess I'll say about it, because there's no reviews or anything in the box. What happens when you open it up? If you pull it up

Magic is what happens Wait the other side That's amazing Oh shit Gotta get my readers Oh Brother Oh no

Grandpa's gonna read A DVD box So hot Time to get a new haircut Wait the front The front, the back is just The back Read the front

Who says they need a new haircut It's like an ATM machine Texas 2007 Like, I better read that whole thing. Oh, the front's got a good thing on it? Do you want to read it in your voice-over voice?

The front says, I lost my virginity watching rats. Did you? That is worth taking the fucking top off that sexy box, if you know what I mean. Now you have him on tape saying it. You're going to run with that. It's all I've got, honestly. Guys, I literally was on set, like, folding out a chair for an actor, like, three to half hours ago, and Doug's like, can you come here? And I was like, I thought I was going to be in the audience.

And then he's like, well, let me know if you're going to be late. And I'm like, why would he care if I was late? And I was like, wait, do you want me on it? I don't get it. But, like, there's, like, Chris and, like, what? John Hamm, I don't get it. But whatever. Why would I have Carl on and then never have you on?

Like, I told you I'd have you on the show when we met. I'm believable. Yeah. And I'm a man of my life. word. I mean, good luck getting in. Whoops. Yeah, well, I had to have you come up here to make room in the audience. Exactly. You kind of fucked up, I don't know.

I swear to God, though, we could have acted like the place was packed because this audience is amazing. Hot crowd. Hot box, hot crowd. All right, so before we play some games today, I would like each one of you to recommend one movie, and this time I'm not going to fuck up the alphabet. I'm not going to even try to say that word.

Chris? I'll go first. Chris John. Chris, please recommend a movie. Sure. It's a few years old. If it's come up on the show before I apologize, it's a movie that I saw streaming at 100.

home and I like it because it's very it's rough around the edges and it's raw and it's part of this I think a lot of people making some very low budget horror right now and seeing what can catch on but it's also a very New Jersey in a way I love it's called Uncle Peckerhead I don't know if anybody's

watched Uncle. Have you seen Uncle Peckerhead? I'm familiar with Uncle Peckerhead I think I even met Uncle Peckerhead Uncle Peckerhead I was watching it and I was like this is kind of rough and then 10 minutes in I was like this movie's the shit I love it It's just like an old-school slasher comedy that knows what it is, and it's real stupid and real dumb,

and also really very, very true to the spirit of New Jersey in so many ways. So that's my recommendation, Doug, is Uncle Peckerhead. Thank you. Your recommendation has been filed. Nobody's seen it? Yeah, a few people. A couple very quiet people up front. A few weirdos checked it out. I don't think they were as into it as I was.

That's okay. I think I saw it. I don't think I was that into it. Really? But, you know, I agree with you as far as, you know, champion its existence. Yeah. Yeah. Brave.

Emil, what have you got for us? I just saw this movie called Universal Language. It's like a Canadian movie, I think, but then it's all in Farsi. So it's like that's, it's like a, in this weird, like, it's like Iran, but it's also Winnipeg Canada at the same time. And it's great. It's about these kids that find a thing of money frozen in the ice. And then they just go on this journey to get it unfrozen. And it's really weird. It's kind of like Wes Anderson looking. It's everything looks kind of like a play set. And all the dialogue is super like, it's all in like, you're all reading it. You know,

you're like it's captions. Cool. Foreign film. Subs. It's got subs. It's got subs. But it's hilarious. It's super funny. All the characters are super like heightened and just like very direct. And yeah, it feels kind of like a weird, like, trippy movie. Do you think it's somewhere people can see it? Yeah, I watched it on, I think it was on Prime, $2.99.

All right. Or Apple TV. I bet Uncle Beckerhead's on Shutter, if I had to guess. I bet it is. I forget what, I think I watched it also on Amazon, if I remember, right. Oh, okay. So you ponied up two or three bucks for it.

I did, man. I'm not, I'm no, I'm not a chiefscape. I'll pay $2 for Uncle Peckerhead. All right, John. what do you got guys let me take you back to a wonderful time called the 90s called the 90s

I watched I hadn't seen it in a million years but man it turned my head the same way and it also takes place in Texas blood simple if you haven't seen that movie in a minute check it out

Eminet Walsh no longer with us. Dan Hedaya, a baby Francis McDormand, and all the stuff that we now know the Coens do so well started there. It's such a weird movie. It kind of has no resolution, except every, all the bad people die, kind of. And then you're like, is she bad? So much of it is awesome, and it's really weird and funny, and it does shoot, I think they shot the whole thing in Austin. It's a great, and it's a first movie. And you're like, wow, these dudes came out of the gate fully formed. Yeah, and the D.P. went on to do, he's the director himself, Men in Black.

What's his name? Barry Sondonfeld. Yeah, yeah. He ended up being a great director in his own right. And that was the thing. Adam's family. That's the thing he brought to a few of the first Coen Brothers movies is just an insanely active camera. Yeah.

And then you realize their second movie was Raising Arizona, and you're like, this is a comedy, but it's so cinematic. like their movies are, and you're like, they don't have to do this, but they chose to, and it's awesome. Do yourself a favor? I'm sure it's on Amazon. But dang. Blood simple.

All over again. Blood simple. Right on. John Goodman coming out of the ground and Raising Arizona is so peak. Unbelievable. Is there a better moment that you're just screaming coming out of the ground? There are so many great moments. Like when that one kid's just riding on

wall and you know it says fart like that is just I laugh out loud I know it's coming and it makes me laugh because that kid looks so fucking stupid but he's still smart enough to write farting a guy with a squirt gun and saying Mr. McDone wet himself yeah oh my god yeah that whole Francis McDormick you know that went around the writer's table of like what should he write yeah yeah ass dick whatever no it's like I think we're going with fart like I'm sure they shot it two ways just in case but little kids scraping fart into a into a wall is my happy

place. Yeah and it kept it kept them safely out of the R territory, getting an R rating. Kate? I think this can, I mean it's a movie, it's a documentary. We were just talking about it backstage John and I, but the Billy Joel documentary is so good. Is that what it's

called? And so it goes I believe is what it's called. Yeah. And it's really, I'm a huge, huge Billy Joel fan have been for my whole life, and I learned so much. It's great. Fantastic. There's a lot of twists and turns you don't expect. There are super great, you know, obviously, there's a lot of documentaries, but lately there

seems to be really good ones about specific artists and actors, and, you know, there's one that Mariska Hargitay made about her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mother, Jane, about Jane Mansfield. And that movie, it's got plot twists. Like, shit happens in that documentary that, like, I had no idea. What? No, she wasn't.

Wait, she was? She did, yeah. Literally was. Yeah. He laughed. She was. She survived the accident. Yeah, I really thought you were being, like, silly.

And then I realized, oh, no, she survived the car accident. Plot twist. Yeah. But that, oh, well, that, okay. but I'm talking about some other ones that happen in it as well. And then... Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure.

What's the... God damn it, now I can't think of his name. King Kong. Yes. There's a new documentary about the musician King Kong. Ooh. Who said, ooh?

All right. Maxwell, give it up. Please say record, Ralph. Incredible. That's where we met. at the premier of record round. We were cartoons. I just watched

Tough Guys Don't Dance a couple weeks ago. Do you guys know this movie? I'm familiar with it. It feels like accidentally blue velvet or something. It was so saved in the edit in terms of making any sense

and building mystery. I love when a movie shouldn't have worked out and it did and then some. and it's just like, intentionally camp, accidentally camp, it's pretty awesome. And then I also just watched The Limey with the, you know, the Man Stamp. What's his first name? Yeah, Terrence Stamp, the King.

Yeah, and that movie is amazing. Another movie that was, like, totally figured out in the edit, which is pretty cool. Yeah, it's fun, too. I have a fun's the right word for it, but, like, you know, when somebody does pass and they've got great stuff out, you know, it's a chance. Or you can, you know, discover stuff there's that you hadn't watched it, inspired by their passing. I thought of it now, because I

looked it up. There's a great documentary about Jeff Buckley called It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley, who I somehow... Which it turns out it was. Yeah, turns out. John, you're full of spoilers tonight. Tough guys don't dance. Someone out there's like,

there's a second album coming. It's never over. It's over. But that guy was so talented And I just I missed it somehow Like I never was a fan prior to seeing this movie And it's really good Well, thank you for those amazing recommendations And we're going to take our first commercial break

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Back to the show. We're back. Wow. God, this fucking crowd is so huge. There's got to be 7,000 people here, Doug. Jesus Christ. Bring it down, guys. Sorry.

Hey, let's hear from the top. Now the right side. Not just the bottom. Not just the ladies. There's a lot of bottoms in here. Doug, it's weird you sat everyone by ethnicity. I don't know why you did that. I do.

We picked name tags during the break, and it was a vast and efficient process. Chris is playing for Mike. Yeah. Emile is played for Spider-Man Julie. John is played for Fletch Paul. Kate is playing for Katie, the Shell with shoes. Which is a beautifully knit, Marcel the Shell.

What is that URL? Where can people get more of Katie's stuff? You can find it at www.2-headed calf shop.com. Yay. Always brings very cool stuff to the show that she makes. And Paul is also a very, very frequent visitor. I think he's only missed like one over the years maybe. Yeah.

Yeah. He's great. So we got a couple of classic games to start us off. What's that? He doesn't really want, he doesn't seem to want to participate. Jesus Christ. So I'm just, I'm just giving a little break. I'm joking.

I just totally forgot. No, I am the most random. I'll keep saying it. It's K. Leval Dead that Maxwell is playing for. That's who we ride for. Hey, guys in the balcony, keep it down. Be quiet. I'm trying to concentrate. I got a game to run here. So we're going to play three games and, uh, um...

That feels like too, too many. We're cutting, we're cutting two of the games. No, this first one's really fast, John. It's a little something that I call Purple Rain Man. People love it. This is a movie mashup title game. like purple Rain Man is a mashed up title two different movies

that if you masked them up the two lead actors in them would be well that's a tough call but Prince for the first part Air Bed Prince Cruz I guess Dustin Hoffman's top

build in Rain Man because of his stature at the time I think equal building yeah or you know on the poster was like this yeah no It was literally equal. They were like, like that?

Yeah. Like Schwarzenegger and DeVito and Twins? Exactly like that. Might have come out the same year, by the way. Ooh. All right. I'm going to tell you the third build actors, the first one in the first title, and the second one in the second title,

and you can guess any time you want. You just have to guess the whole mashup. Don't try to guess half of it, because then you'll tell the other players half of the answer. And then I'll say the second build people, and then the top build people. And hopefully with that point, it'll give it away. And somebody will. But if somebody yells it out earlier. Starting with the third build.

Starting with third build, yeah. Cynthia Nixon and Andre Brower, R.IP. Yeah, somebody got a little sad. I saw that coming, so I wrote in an RIP. See, look at him. Second billing is Kim Katrall and Meg Ryan. I don't know the half that I thought I knew. Yeah.

And Top Build and this movie mashup title are SJP, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Nicholas K. It's a tough one. Just piece it together. I'm going to be so bad at all these. This is definitely a tough start. I think you'll have a little... The second one.

The second one is Nicholas Cage. I know the music video for that second one. So the first one is the music video for Thriller. We got that. And we can't use our phones. No, but in the last game... Oh, sex in the City of Angels. Yes!

Oh! Sex in the City of Angels! Wow. There is a dopamine kick that comes when someone gets it. And now... Fun back. I was a waiter at the read-through of the table read of City of Angels.

Really? I was a waiter. Wait. You were playing a waiter? He was cage, his script, and refilled his water. I thought you meant you were playing the part of waiter. No, no, no. I was literally waiting.

You were serving them, jinks and food. He was auditioning for part of waiter. Was it at a restaurant or it was like you had been hired? It was at like a restaurant space. How crazy. It's not a good movie. It wasn't a good table rate. Have you ever gone to Clive Davis's Christmas party?

No. Everybody's there, so I assumed you may have gone at some point. Thanks. No, you probably dodged a bullet. It might have been an Epstein Island situation going on, but this rich guy, Clive Davis, would have a huge Christmas party every year. And one year, I was one of the people hired to be,

they just had 50 of us just walk through in wooden soldier costumes. It's the fucking dumbest thing. I would have taken that game. If I was at that party, I would have been like, why are they even bothering to do this? It's so dumb. We're adults having cocktails.

These guys walking through. But we got to sit in his screening room was where they held us while we were waiting to do the walkthrough. They didn't play anything. Just a blank-ass screen. But great job, Kate McCoochee! Kate and McCoochee's done it again.

Hey, McCoochee, Mikuchi. Mikuchi. All right. So that means... All that means, unfortunately, just Kate gets to go first in our next game. And, and then the order will go, Chris, Emil, Maxwell, John.

Close. So alphabetical. Yes. All right. It is called ABCD's nuts. title for a stupid game. It's kind of a spelling game. I'm going to tell you the word we're

spelling tonight, and then you have to take turns, each letter through the word. When the letter gets to you, I ask you to name any movie that begins with that letter. Sounds easy. Some people freeze up a little bit. Yeah, I'm already. But it's any... I already forgot letters.

Any movie that begins with that letter. But there's a theme that will hopefully emerge and make it maybe a little easier to match the movies that I've written down previously for each letter.

Everybody in the audience knows the rules. Does it make sense on stage? Yes. But no. Are all the movies teas? Yes. Oh, wow. Fuck that. It's going to be a year until we get to T.

If we start at A, yeah. Well, we're not going through the alphabet. We're going to spell some words that I have chosen. and I am going to Austin, Texas for Fantastic Fest next week. Thank you. If you've ever been, or even if you haven't been, it's a terrific festival of genre films,

so it's a lot of fucked up stuff. But like one year, I got to see back to back the premieres, the United States premieres of Knives Out, the original one. Okay. and now you're going to make me forget what? What's the

Bong Joon Ho movie that won best picture? Parasite. Parasite. As soon as you jumped in I was like, I'm going to forget parasite,

which is really weird that I said to myself I'm going to forget parasite. You think, well, then it's right there. You just set it to yourself in your thought.

So, what's that parasite movie about? What's the title of it? It's about a parasite. They're kind of parasite. It's kind of. It's kind of. And I think there are, at some point, there's some knives out, I believe.

But the word on the new Knives Out is maybe best in the trilogy, is what the word is. It wouldn't get worse than the second one. Oh, shit. All right. Shots fired. It was made during pandemic, guys. It was hard. It was hard on all of us.

Yeah, they just had to go hang out on an island. Especially those of us that didn't get that offer. Damn, come on. Yeah, as long as you're burning that bridge, how are you with White Lotus? Would you like to be on that? Nope. Scale plus 10, hard pass.

Hello, land man. Full freight. By the way, no, can't say it. Oh, shit. Next commercial break, next commercial break. So close. Ruining my... I felt it.

What's left in my career. You have anything to say about Fargo? Are you in a hot tub in both Fargo and Landman? No. Just the one. Which? Landman? Fargo. Oh.

But in Landman, you're like sitting around in a cowboy hat with your shirt off at one point, right? Nope. Wrong show. God bless you. I love how shit melts in your mind. In Madman, you had nipple rings, right? You know I remember everything that matters.

Exactly. All right. Nothing. The words we're going to use tonight because I just mentioned at Fantastic Fest is we're going to spell Fantastic Fest. So the first letter starting with Kate is

F. Of course, you have no idea what the theme song, what the theme song. theme is. So just guess any movie that begins with F, and if you match me, it'll be a goddamn miracle. Well, I'm going to go with Fargo. Oh, shit. Beautiful.

That was smart, because a lot of times I do, like, the answers are all TV series based on movies. Or movies based, anyway. I wrote down, I wrote down Forbidden Planet.

Oh. Yeah. A is the next letter, Chris. Almost famous. Oh, that's a terrific guess. Lock the gates. A and an F. But I went with a motion picture called Ad Astra.

Okay. The next letter is N to Emil. No country for old men. I was hoping you would say Norbit. I was giving you Norbit. I was like, please say Norbert. That would fit the theme. No, I wrote down a movie called Nightfall.

My goal was to just kind of come up with a movie with the letters, so I feel pretty good on that. Yeah. Yeah, Julie. Thanks, girl. Don't beat yourself up. People have been eliminated just because they can't come up with one movie that begins with that letter. What letter are we on now?

We're up to Maxwell gets T.T. at T. Anything to be in some T, so you can even pull a thaw if you want. The master? I mean, I wouldn't because I didn't put that, but I went with a number that begins with a T. 2001, a space.

I feel like I'm sensing what this theme might be. You repeat that? And I believe I'm in A. Yes, sir. Alien? No. Fuck you. Fuck you.

I'll send you after so that because you might not believe me. Dude, if it's the other was a secret. It's alien covenant. Fuck you. No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Fucking knew it. Kate, the next one is S.

Signs? Great answer. Yeah. But no. But no. Not a match. Because I went with space cowboys starring John Hamm. 73 on the call sheet.

First movie roll? First movie roll. And you were... Oh. First studio picture. First time I worked with Clint Eastwood. Not the last. Don't worry about it.

He hired me again. And you're like young, Young pilot number two. Young pilot number one got a little lippy, so I got all his lines. True story. Never tell Clint you have ideas. Yeah, because he wants to wrap 90 minutes after lunch. He's got to go home for his nappy. This was in 97. He was only 80.

he was presidential at the time seriously showed up ripped like Jesus and in a sudden impact t-shirt like a well-worn weathered sudden impact t-shirt you are very much giving Kleeneaswood sir

where are we Chris yeah yeah you're next The next letter is another T. The Empire Strikes Back. Oh, fantastic guess for the theme, but it's interesting what I wrote. Because I put down 2010 the year we made contact,

the sequel to 2001, a space odyssey. Emil, the letter's I. I robot. Great guess. That's a great guest, but not the one I wrote down. I wrote down, Interstellar. I thought it was interstellar. Shit, that was right there.

Motherfucker. Fuck! You were going to say Interstellar? I was thinking interstellar. Shit! Fuck! I was going to say itonia, just because that was my eye,

that was top of the head for the I guess. Yeah. Let me try to get the game, actually. Maxwell? C is your letter, sorry, C. Cannibal Holocaust? another great answer but have you heard of contact kind of yeah John this is gonna be it you're gonna match me the letter E I thought it was F wait what fantastic

fantastic oh shit the person who gets E is gonna match me I got no F got another F no F's to give You took Fargo. Fartman. Who? Fartman, the Howard Stern movie. Oh, okay. Did they make an actual film of Fartman?

It's just interesting that you said Fartman because the title I wrote down, you are only two letters off. Yeah. There's a different consonant, I mean a different vowel and a different consonant that are wedged in there

I wrote down first man fart man is as close as you can get and you're not applauding is it that close that's pretty close so close

fart and first is there a fart man movie I believe there was I don't get people in the audience fuck you maybe there was let's all agree there was No. That felt really Mandela affectee, like for sure.

I remembered it. I watched the MTV Movie Awards when he came down. It was a movie awards. There had to be one. Anyway, I know what E is. I feel like I might know what E is. What is it? E.T.

The extraterrestrial? Yeah. No. Dang. Are you thinking the same thing? Okay. Okay. Well, that ended up being a good misdirect

because I think this is a pretty obvious E for this. a category. Event Horizon. All right. Event horizon. Chris. Chris, I think you could do this. S. Oh, there's so many choices.

Is it Star Trek 3 that's the Rath of Khan? Two is. Star Trek 2, the Wrath of Khan. No. Oh, no. Spaceballs. Aw. One of my favorite movies, too.

Emile, no pressure at all. I'm going to upset so many people. No pressure because there's no way you're going to get this Oh Yeah you're not going to match So just give me a T Terminator The Terminator

Fuck Still a T And to round out The theme Which is of course Space Movies The title I came up with for T at the end is the right stuff

A Great film Terrific film if you ever got a chance Great book Read it Guys, if you were into books. Yeah. It's all, they're both winners.

And unfortunately, there's no winner of this particular game. I think we're all winners. That's the best way to look at it. So when we go back to our next game, we'll start with Kate, and this is exciting, John. The order's going to switch,

and you're going to be second. So now it's alphabetical. Finally, my turn to shine. Same game. That's right. in a different game that we will play after these messages. We're back! Yay!

We had so much fun during the break. We talked about four funerals, but no weddings. And I'm excited to play our final game today to determine. Chairman, our winner. Kate gets to go first again because there was technically no winner in that last game. And this game is a new one that I call Hank's for the Memories. Tom Hanks. American Treasure. Right?

He's made a lot of movies. And a lot of them were. critical successes and in this game I wrote down the top 10 ranked movies according to rotten

tomatoes that star Tom Hanks. That Tom Hanks is in. Tomato meter or audience meter? He doesn't play a supporting role too many times but he's done it so that would count I think. So I've written down these are the top

10 the absolute best reviews of his career I think he'll make a good point though tomato? Tomato meter or audience? Yeah because audience meter goes to the terminal no I'm sorry it does not it does not

oh oh there's no way the popcorn meter would give the highest ranking to the terminal Ron the popcorn meter loves the terminal it's the thing but this is the critics this is the critical scores In fact, the first couple of movies, the two or three on top, all 100 percenters.

Triple-ditch. 100%. Yeah. And then by the time we get down to number 10, it's probably in the 90s or high 80s. Like, he's got a lot of well-reviewed movies. So, I wrote down the top 10. He's a lot like me, guys. It's very similar.

Very similar to my movie career. So, like, Kate's going to go first. You're going to name of Tom Hanks movie, and I'll tell everybody where it fell on the list. If it's number one, you get 10 points. If it's number 10, you get one point. And all the points in between. And I'll write that down.

We'll go around three times. You'll each get three guesses. And then whoever's got the most points accumulated at the end is the winner. If it's the top 10, there's not enough movies. I'm just math. Yeah, but also I've played this game before, and you will miss. All right, there's going to be some misses. All right.

If you name all ten of them, I will give you an extra treat. I can't wait to watch John, watch you add up the points. Cannot wait. Me too. It's going to be the highlight of my night. I'm pretty good at it on this one. And certainly people will tell me if I get something wrong. If you could see his piece of paper.

A manifest. They have seen my piece of paper. This is the fucking zodiac. Doug, what do you do with after each podcast? Do you save these? No, he eats them. No, I have Yeah. I have every single one of them and every once in a while after the show

someone will come up to me and go, can I have that? Can I have the sheet from the show? And I have to be like, no, I keep them for no reason. I think it's actually... No, I have to fill it with anthrax and send it to the White House. Hell yeah. Holy shit. Wow, that was a weird chair. That's what I've been waiting for.

Well, it looks very, it's very cool. It's like a work of art. I don't know. Are you going to put a book out? In its own way, it's very special. Kate will write it on the side of a building in the East Village. It would take forever. I'd make a book of all of them and then burn it.

Because there's some horrible things in there. No. Does it say the score of the terminal on there or no? No more questions. No more questions. Is it a 95? Oh man, that was the perfect amount of being high. I'm still focused on one thing.

John and I met years ago. That's so adorable. All right, Kate, oh, oh, oh, oh. You also, your person who you're playing on behalf of is your lifeline. You can ask them, you can ask them to make one suggestion. You can use it or not use it. use it and you can do it in any round of the game because a lot of top titles might get taken early on so you know strategize if you can Kate would you like to use

your lifeline or do you have one ready to go I'm gonna I'm gonna just give it a go Forrest Gump thank thank you Kate for an illustration on how wrong John Ham was about there being not 10 movies is not enough. So, wait, that's not a... It's not on the list. Forrest Gump did not. Whoa.

Oh, is this game significantly fucking harder than I thought? I think it might be. Is this game impossible? We all thought that was number one, right? Did you think that was number one? No, I could be a twist. That was like, maybe three, but...

The one where he's, like, really young and really old, is that going to be in this? I don't know the name of that shit. Don't guess ahead of time. The whole age range. Oh, my God, I'm rethinking my life. What? The terminal?

That's not in the top ten? Also, if you guys didn't like Forrest Gump, you're wrong. It's an adorable film. All right, Doug, you ready? Yeah. What do you got? Mr. Confident. Oh, I do?

Shaving Ryan's prevents. Saving Breit Ryan. Is on the list. What number? Ten. Oh, fuck. What? This is crazy.

What the fuck is going on? I swear to God, it's Bachelor Party. I'm going in now. What? Oh, okay. You're not going to be able to argue too much with this list. What is our order again? I know, that's three more.

It's you. Oh. So John just got one. John's in the lead with one point. Say it. Do it. And now it's... Say it.

They want you to say it. What is happening right now? He's about to guess the Terminal. They want it so bad. Don't make you, don't make him do it. What's your guess? Catch me if you can. Is on the list.

Terminal. Great movie. Great movie. I love it. It might be my favorite of his. Terrible accent. Great. movie. I love the checks.

I wish I could write checks like that. So good. You know when you watch that? It's like erotic almost. It's hard. Yeah. And it's number six on the list. Surging into the lead. So now he's in the lead. Maxwell's in the lead with five points.

I don't know how this game works. Okay. Where are we at? Oh, Emil. Okay, seeing how the game is going so far. I'm going to say Toy Story 4. Oh, he's good. Wow. Wow. Wow. Number four on the list.

Wow. Wow. But you've broken up in a whole thing now. This country is full of pigs. What's the name of the pig in that movie? Thank you. Okay, I've got so many roots I could go. All three other toy stories. I know.

I really opened it up too soon. I have a couple others that I'm pretty certain. Who are definitely one through three. They're on there. They are there. But there's a couple others that I think are on there too. Don't you dare take mine. Don't you fucking threaten me, John Hammond.

I swear to God. We fought before and we can fight again. We will put the sumo suits on. Deep gut reference that. No one in this sold-out crowd got. Thank you, Mike. Two people in the crowd of 12. Okay. Do I want to go with one of the other toy stories?

You couldn't be a hack. So with this came out now, she can't guess anymore because she fucked up. No, you're going to loop back around. You get three tries each. I'm going to go ahead and say I think that it was probably critical darling based on the content, Philadelphia. You motherfucker. Let's hear it, Doug. Well, now we have to do a flashback to the time I said that...

This is why I wanted to do it. I said AIDS was invented in Philadelphia. And that John said... AIDS was perfected in Philadelphia. Guys... That's too good to not bring it back. Way before I was famous. And God damn, that's a funny fucking...

I love that you remember that somehow. I remember that. But you wouldn't say the other thing during commercial break, but you just on the record we're like, remember my AIDS joke? How'd I do?

What, wait, what? How'd I do? It's not on the list. Oh! Oh! I get both of the things. Yay! That wasn't

All right That's shocking All three fucking toy stories Sitting on the table And now Kate You could do Your Lifeline Or you can suggest another one

If you're feeling confident I have one in my head That I'm just gonna go for Because none of it's really making sense So and I love this movie Sleepless in Seattle That's a strong guess I think that's on there

Kate I really appreciate you drawing this painting for the eventual winner. But no. It's not on the list. If you could go back and look at the reviews, it was popular, but... Right, right. I get it.

I don't think the critics went all in on it. I don't know. I really liked his houseboat. Because some of these movies you're mentioning could be 11-20... You know, they could be on the list. They're just like, you know... He's had a lot of critically acclaimed movies. What's your next guest, John? I don't want to say another toy story because that's fucking dumb,

but I know there's going to be a bunch of them on there. So I'll say cast away. That was the other one I was going to like it. It was that or Philadelphia for me. Castaway. Yes, I turn my back to John on purpose. Is number 13 on the list? Wow.

That's fine. It's on my list. It's on my list. Back to you, Maxwell. Now I'm like, is cast away good? I need to check it out again. I don't remember. Sometimes you leave a theater with your dad,

and he's like, that's horrible. And then you think it's bad, but it might be great. It's called cast away. It's two words. Because he was cast away from... Anyway, go ahead. We still haven't gotten the top three, right? He fucked a volleyball, guys.

Let's be honest. We all know what happened. What happened. Wilson took it right in the airhole. It was full of comb. Wilson's full of cum. He had the tiniest dick. Tiniest penis. Maybe that's why 13. Yeah. What's your guess, Max?

Big. Oh, right. Number five on the list. Wow. Which I'm out. Number one. The money pit. I was just kidding.

Emil, right? Yeah. I just want to be clear, there's not a world in which I think the money pit is in the top ten most critically well-reviewed Tom Hanks movies. It was not my official guest. It's got some funny parts.

It does. It's no burbs. What do you think, Emil, do you want to go to your lifeline? Julie, can I come to you next round? Because I have one more. Captain Phillips? Captain Phillips is on the list.

is number nine. All right. On the list. So that's two more points. Well, that movie sucked. Really, Emil. Okay, now, Chris. I'm going to go ahead and just try to get on the board

because Mike worked really hard on this picture, so I'll just say Toy Story. The original? Toy Story. No, Romulus. The wrath of God. Covenant. Toy Story Covenant.

Original. Toy Story The Reckoning. Toy Story X versus Sever. Toy Story. The final chapter. The search for Curley's Gold. Yes. Classic.

Nobody say, that other one they always say. Okay. It's number two on the list. All right. Well, we got a, Max is in the lead with 10, and Emil has nine, and Chris has nine. This is very, this is very exciting. I got none. All right, Kate.

What do you think? You want to swing for the fence and get that number one. I was going to check in with Katie, the crochet extraordinaire. What do you think? Yeah, go to her. Okay, you have two. She says the green mile, Kate. Oh, damn.

What do you think? Why not? The Green Mile. That might be on there, huh? Congratulations, Kate. You're three for three. No, it is not on the list. It's okay.

We tried. That's impressive in its own way. You came up with three titles that didn't make the list because those are all excellent films. There are wonderful films. Yes. Doug, Toy Story 3.

John's going, Toy Story 3 is number three on the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Duh. So where are we looking now? What's not left? Several. Several movies.

No, no, no. I mean, what, what slots? Numerical slots. We haven't got number one. We haven't got number one yet. Yeah. Which is Toy Story 2, obviously. Yeah, clearly.

I'm fucking kidding me. Max, what do you think? Yeah, Toy Story 2. Definitely that. Ham? This is like, if this were a sporting event, people would be angry. Yeah.

Because one player told another player the answer, and then an audience member repeated it. Number one is Toy Story 2. I did see. She was yelling it. I kind of lucky. And Max wins the game. There's no way that the other players could catch up.

Now it's really obvious that you and John met before. Collusion! But do you want to do another guest just for fun, Emil? Sophie, did you have one? Give us one. What is it? The Post. The Post. Wow. Deep cut and probably pretty well reviewed. Yeah, Best Picture nominee and whatnot. Number 14.

Oh. Damn, that's better than number 13. Crazy. Chris, do you have one more? Mike, would you have a guess for me? That thing you did. No way. Negotron. Bad movie. Poorly reviewed.

Great song. And he's gay in the movie, but they cut the scenes where they talk about. He's gay, Tom Hanks. And he directed it, and it is number 11. It was right there. It was right there.

And fuck me. Yeah. Which, I guess, Tom Hanks would have done in that movie if he was going. All right, so Maxwell is... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. What happened?

Let Kate do one more. Didn't she go first? Oh, I did. I already. I never got my three. Okay, do another one, Kate. Oh, another. Yeah, for fun.

Are we full? Do we get nine? No, you didn't get them all. That's what I... He was just going to move on and not tell us? No. God damn it, Doug. Don't ever go on a game show

to ask the host to do what they're about to do. Yes, yeah. And that they're going to do every... Steve Harvey just walking away from the ball. Open the fucking board up. You should ask your guy. Okay, John wants to ask his guy. Oh, please.

That's a fucking great guess and I know that's number nine. Number seven. Damn it! Oh, nice, yeah. Prime number, prime number. All right, so yes, I'll tell you the ones that are also, you got most of them, as it turns out, but I'll tell you the one you missed.

Yeah, there's just one. Did we miss a league of their own? There's one you missed. Didn't make it. Leave you around didn't make it. But we're not going to keep yelling out Tom Hanks movies because I got to wrap this up. Why not? Bachelor party.

But Maxwell, you're our winner. So before I reveal the rest of the answers and get everybody else's plugs, you get to go first. What would you like to promote? Oh, I've only ever done one thing. What's it called? And it's called Rats with an exclamation point. Lost his virginity Seeing Rats, did you?

Yes, thank God. Yeah, you can watch it on Shudder. I'd rather you like watch it on Toobie or, you know, it's for the people. What if you were... Oh, that'd be a fun movie to watch with the way Tooby commercials just come in and go there. Oh, yeah, you need some Arby's in that shit.

I'm like, give me a little Arby. Let's do an interruption. Of rats? Of rats. Oh, my God. Interrupt it. That'd be crazy. Yeah.

That'd be jokes on jokes. jokes like that would be so fun all right because it's it's a wild movie yeah very funny all right um with friends whatever drugs it is better so you really did fill in most of them so it was impressive but the two that you missed and you know lots of them came like bridge of spies was 12 news of the world was 15 solely was 16 17 was charlie Wilson's war but the ones that were in the top 10 that you didn't get were, oh just one. Number eight,

a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Oh, shit. Yeah. Boo. They were just giving good reviews away that year. That's crazy.

A pandemic thing, like we all just needed a hit. Those three Toy Story movies all are all sitting at 100%. Yeah, it's crazy. All right, so let's talk to everybody else. What's that? Three is better than two.

Yes, it's true. Emil, John's really coming out with the controversial statements tonight. Hot take Johnny. All right. Emil, what would you like to promote? I got stand-up shows coming up. Hold on. I'm doing a New York Comedy Festival show on November.

Hold on. We can come back to you. Arlo Ballroom on November 16th. Nice. And Williamsburg. And Emil Joaquin on the socials? Yeah, just Emil Joaquin on Instagram. Yeah.

Awesome. Chris Getherd. I got a couple big ones for you, Doug. I got a new special that actually the day we're taping this is when it opened up for like the early access purchase. And it goes live on YouTube on September 22nd. It's called Father in the Sun. and thank you and I got a monthly show

at UCB called That Show and the next one is on September 24th and I booked Hamburger, the guy who says hamburger a lot and I'm really fucking excited because I think he's one of the OG alt comedians that pre-existed alt comedy and then on October in New Jersey

I'm doing a live taping of the 500th episode of my podcast Beautiful Anonymous Woo very nice I did that show in Los Angeles and it was a very good time You crushed it. Very fun.

Thank you. Keith McCoochee. Mikuchi. I have my first children's book coming out in February, but it's available for pre-order now. So if you have any kid in your life, it's called The Monster and Puppet Show, and I'm really excited about it.

And you can follow me on Instagram to watch me making art on garbage. Speaking of art on garbage, John, thanks, guys. can follow me on Instagram. I'll fart on garbage. I don't know. I kid. There's a lot of people pretending to be you on social media. Man, boy. I tag a bunch of them later on my shows. I really made a decision in 2007 to not be involved in that and it was so cool. Yeah. Meeting or seeing the amount of people that are pretending to be me is so dumb. I will be in the morning show.

Starting soon, season four, and I'm your friends and neighbors. Season two coming out next April, and also... How do you like them, apples? They're both on Apple. They're both apples. Yeah. How do you like them apples? Guys.

I really wanted to go out on a big laugh. It's so nice to see all 700 of you. Thank you, everybody. Doug loves moving. The Benson movie Interruption just mentioned by Mr. Hamm is going to be happening once a month at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles

so go to dynasty typewriter.com to get more info about... You New Yorkers going to see that show. It's super fun. Yeah, everybody here come out to L.A. sometime. And we did one here. You can literally fit on a fucking bus. We did one here.

one time we did we did the word didn't get out people were supposed to bring movies and so the only movie that came in was daylight starring Sylvester Stallone and a pretty fun movie to watch in New York City because the whole thing takes place you know underground and and it's pretty intense all right so thank you once again to all of my guests let me see if I could say it right this time. God damn it. Maxwell Nalivinsky. Oh! Oh, he did it.

Chris Gether, John Hamm, Kate McCoochee, and Emile Joaquin. What a great great bunch. Oh, where does the price bag go? I forgot to hand the prize bag out. All right, I'll get it to you in a second during the closing theme.

And I always close every episode with a last line from a motion picture and this is the last line after I say as always this is the last line for a bonfire of the vanities that did obviously did not make the critical list for Mr. Hanks and this is a line that is the last line of the movie that is uttered by the great Bruce Willis as always ah well there are compensations Keep as a focus, you will find his face it. Buddy, there's no room in it for you. The God loves movies.