Doug Loves Movies - Chris Hardwick, Matt Mira and Jonah Ray guest

Episode Date: October 11, 2015

A special ep from The Plaza Hotel with Nerdist hosts Chris Hardwick, Jonah Ray and Matt Mira in honor of Matt's Vegas wedding weekend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, producer Ryan here. The audio on this episode isn't the best, so apologies for that. And the intro got cut off, so we start with, hey everybody, my name is Doug. And I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies! Very nice. That had some of you have the afternoon off from your show that you're performing here in town. Kind of quality to it.

Is there anybody that's here that's in a Las Vegas show? Nobody? Oh, we got a polite raise of a hand over there. What kind of show are you in, sir? Oh, I used to be a stagehand. You used to be a stagehand, okay. So, probably got fired because you didn't understand what being in the show meant. Kept running out on stage.

Oh, it was a union issue? Some Scott Walker shit? All right. I'll get my notes out of the bag eventually, you guys. You're going to be blown away. Man, that guy can read. This is Douglas Movies, of course, coming to you once again from the Plaza Hotel in downtown Las Vegas.

I am delighted that you guys show up. There's a few people, of course, that come in from, you know, out of town. And they mostly come down because they heard that there's a sound like someone's constantly trying to fill a balloon someone's trying to make a balloon animal and there's an issue with the pump that mostly only the right side of the crowd could hear so I sound insane right now the listeners won't be able to hear it so we'll all sound crazy together another crazy ass Vegas show but it stopped

I guess they were just pumping it to get more probably more vodka for me or something I mean soda water they don't need to okay so here we are what's the date spit it out Doug

it's Saturday October 10th 2015 and this is a very very special episode What's the date? Spit it out, Doug. It's Saturday, October 10th, 2015. And this is a very, very special episode because a friend of this show is getting married here in Las Vegas tomorrow. Yeah. Now, here's what I was thinking. Like, just for fun, you guys don't have to do it today if you don't want to,

but I think the listeners, when you come out to one of the shows, and I introduce my guests, whether it's in L.A. or anywhere out there in the country that I am coming to, like Denver just sold out, Cincinnati sold out, there's a bunch of other cities at douglasmovies.com. If you come out to those shows, give my guests a standing ovation. Because they already lose their minds over the name tag thing.

But if, when I say the three guests, no matter who they are, and I do, I think I do, I think I'm the Donald Trump of booking guests. I think what I do is spectacular and huge. And just whoever it fucking is, just everybody off your feet applauding when they come out.

You go crazy when the guests come out, you know, because we have some good ones. But I'm just saying, all on your feet applauding when they come out. You go crazy when the guests come out, you know, because we have some good ones. But I'm just saying, all on your feet. Not today, necessarily. I mean, it'd be fun to practice today, but this is more for the listenership. Just a fun thing. It's almost like

I was watching Harmontown today, and he did what he called a soft prank because he had Jason Z judakis pretend to be joe biden into chevy chase's phone answering uh in his voicemail right it's not like hilarious or even mean really it's just like he was just like hey this is joe biden and uh uh so anyway uh that's what this would be is like if you all stood up for the guest, it would be like a soft prank

because nobody would necessarily be laughing. And the listeners wouldn't know you stood up. So I love it in every direction. So do that from now on. Not necessarily starting today. There's that pumping sound again. It's like a fucking snake got in here. I did a show in Wichita where the theater is a nice old theater, but one of the things that had to happen

before the show could start was the shooing out of a snake. Everybody was watching the show with their, like, feet up in the air. It was like I was doing gynecological comedy. Weird way to get into this introduction, but here are your guests in town for a very fabulous reason.

Please give a big warm welcome to Jonah Ray, Chris Hardwick, and soon-to-be-married Matt Myra! Wow. Yeah. Doug, I can't believe they're standing for us. Spontaneously standing for us. For us!

That's amazing. What a... In downtown Vegas of all places. You know, when old blue eyes used to get up here, it was probably the same. And it would go a little something. Like this. Da-da-shark.

Bye. Do-be-do. Do-be-do-be. I love when you guys do that bit on Weekend Update. So, uh... Kristen Wiggins? Okay. I love when you guys do that bit on Weekend Update. Kristen Wiggins. Okay. Let's meet them individually.

And thank you for giving them that welcome that they deserve. Let's start with the man to be, soon to be, a married man. Yeah. Mr. Matt Myra, everybody. Hello. Oh, thank you, guys. You can... Thank you, five of you. Doug, your mic is out. Well, Doug, I got in Thursday.

Just drove in. The ghost of Frank Sinatra just turned my mic off. You're gonna make fun of me, huh, you fucking piece of shit? Was it the ghost of Frank Sinatra or the real live Louis Anderson? Hello? Isn't this his? Is this the Louis Anderson Theater? I saw giant photos of him back there, yeah.

It is for sure? Yeah. Then we have a used to be, so it's... Is the Riviera still open? Okay, at least you're clear on that one. We're heading a used to be. So it's... Oh. Is the Riviera still open? No. Okay. At least you're clear on that one. We're heading down to the city. That's how I found out the Riviera was closed, was taking a cab from that part of town to

here as I was going by. I was saddened by its closure. Well, afterwards, we can go over to the frontier. No? All right. Chris, you and your no longer there hotel jokes. Oh. Local. It. Local.

It's sad. It's sad how they're all the old... I like when they just redo them and keep the name, at least, you know? Yeah, or they have a Sands showroom at the Venetian where they used to have the Sands. I didn't mean to make this such a political show. Let's also give it up, everybody. In the middle chair tonight tonight it's Chris Hardwick hello everyone

in town for Matt Meyer's wedding he's so excited that he gets to see Matt get married on Sunday I gotta be honest I just came in town for this you're skyping in Walking Dead on Sunday night just for Matt no I have to we're all gonna be having a good time

yes I have to go back tomorrow I have to miss the the dance floor, we're all going to be having a good time in the background. I have to. Yes, I have to. I have to go back tomorrow. I have to miss the actual wedding, but I came here yesterday. I know Talking Dad's live, and I couldn't get out of it, but I did skip the big premiere at Madison Square Garden last night, so I said no. Didn't look fun. You did fine. It looked like a lot of fun, actually.

But I'm happy to be here, and we're going to have a nice rehearsal dinner tonight. I'm sure it's nice, but man, Madison Square Garden, huh? This is close. Best not to think about it, but when are you going to get another chance? Especially at your age. I mean, Aziz was so

young when he did. Maybe I'll get to open for Aziz at some point. I can open for Aziz. You're back. Hey, everybody. Now, I'm not going to let things like that go on for that long for the rest of the show. I'm just kidding.

It was great. We also have to introduce Jonah Ray is here for the wedding. These guys are great. Do not accept it. It went from- You sullied your ovation, Jonah Ray.

Jonah, it went from five for me, four for Hardwick, three for you. You know what? But they're the diehards, and they really wanted it. This guy didn't get up for any of it. He was not on board for- Chris, he's in a wheelchair. No, he was up initially. He's not in a wheelchair for the listener at all.

Seriously, my mic does work, you guys. And I he was up initially. He's not in a wheelchair for the listener at all. Seriously, my mic does work, you guys. And I get lost in this. It's like listening to Nerdist. You don't listen to Nerdist. I don't, but this is what it would be if I did. Our guest today is Doug Benson. Yeah. Thanks for having me on,

you guys. Have any of you nerds seen the Steve Jobs movie already? to get like a preview of it is it out yeah it just opened uh yesterday oh no in new york and la and it goes wide in a week oh we're in vegas right now doug huh we haven't seen it we're in vegas right that's true but you know what i mean i i guess i'm asking chris did you see it in advance? I did not see an advance of it yet. No, I have not seen it in advance. But for my dollar, no one can do Steve Jobs better than Ashton Kutcher.

And that's a fact. That is a fact. Oh, yeah. I'm more of a Noah Wiley fan. Michael Fassbender kind of made that joke. He did? He did already? They were asking him in an interview where he drew inspiration from, and he said Ashton Kutcher.

Mother fucker. I think it's Justin Long. Wow, that's a super burn. Actor to actor. Yeah. Because he's all serious. He's not going to campaign for an award. I just like that when he was asked

to do the movie, he said, well, you know, I don't look anything like Steve Jobs. And they go, it doesn't matter. We just want you to embody the character. So everything that, when you look at Michael Fassbender, you go, that is very generous casting for Steve Jobs. Like, Michael Fassbender is one of the most handsome, striking people on the planet.

Dude, someone's got a crush. Shut up, Jonah. Don't tell him I said that. Don't cut this out. Cut this out. Cut this out. I think they'll, I think you'll get used to him immediately. Like, I think he's going to be that good.

Yeah, that's what I hear. That's the impression that I'm getting. That's what I hear. And I'm seeing too much of the film. Like, there's so many ads and trailers, and it's just, I don't need to. Ruined it? Spoiled the ending? You think he's going to die at the end?

I think. It didn't test well. He lives at the end of this one. I already know. They introduced the iPod. Fuck it. Why go? I just don't like

Seeing all the beats Of something You know I like to hope That the third act Is going to be like Oh I didn't know They were going to go to space

Oh You know Something like that How much of the movie Kind of like with Moonraker How much of the movie Covers the fact that He just caused

A bunch of Chinese people To commit suicide How much do you think They're going to I don't know I mean define a bunch If everyone's really commit suicide. How much do you think they're going to have? I don't know. I mean, define a bunch. If everyone's really comfortable with that, Jonah. No, everyone that's uncomfortable

just felt their iPhones going, oh, the guilt. They take care of you here in Vegas. I said, could you get me the heaviest little table you could find? And it's amazing what they came up with. I might have to see a doctor tomorrow. I might have pulled something.

But I want to do a... Yeah, it's a weird looking thing, dude. Like from up here, it does look like a fucking trash can. The top is see-through. I was like, I'm not putting my prize bag in this can. Oh, it's got a glass on it. It's got a force field on it. Okay, yeah.

So I was fine with it. Now my drink's on there. Let's look in the prize bag, you guys. Let's see what we got. Up for grabbers. and then we'll see what the guests have brought. I brought one of these things. Is that for Pogs? Is that Muppet deodorant?

It's called Medtainer, and it's you can grind up your weed and hold it in there. Whoa, two for one. It does both of those things. What a deal. Some fun weed-related postcards. A t-shirt from I was in New Orleans,

and some folks brought over some pizza that I enjoyed. This is a t-shirt from Mid-City Pizza in New Orleans. What part of town is that in? Huh? I'm kidding. That was a Jonah Ray joke coming out of you. That was a Jonah Ray joke. I had the beignet pizza.

It was delicious. Oh, nice. Now that would be gross. Or what would that even be? It would be like dessert at the end of your pizza. A guy in New Orleans gave me a pipe that he made out of wood and a little screen. And now you have to have it. Also, another guy gave me an ET refrigerator magnet.

Oh, that's pretty rad. I mean, I hope when people are giving me these things, they know this is what's going to happen to them. Like, somebody gave me this album, Promotional Tool, Doug Benson's album. Throwing that in there, like, well, give it a try. You just got it for free. Tell your friends, it's perfect for free.

And my most valuable possession of putting in the bag this week, from the current Taylor Swift tour, Taylor Swift 1989 sunglasses. Shit. Can I just have those? Can I buy those from you? Let's start the bidding. At $1,989. I enjoy that the prize bag is basically just the laundry bag from your room.

Yeah. That plastic laundry bag. That's the prize bag, man. Sometimes people bring fancier bags or bigger bags and we consolidate like we're trying to get on a plane. But yeah, in this case, it's always just a bag. And also, one hotel ago so that no one knows where I'm staying when I'm in town. hotel ago so that no one knows where I'm staying when I'm in town. Because I don't do the fake name at the registration desk yet because I think a lot of the people running a registration desk would go, and why would you need a fake name?

Well, I'm very popular with people who might come to my room and do things that you don't allow in there. Please help me out. So yeah, how much would you pay for these, Jonah? Cash money. Well, I have to see the glasses. In Las Vegas where I could really use a little walking around. I'm only seeing the case. I want to see the actual sunglasses. Oh, you're not going to believe the sunglasses.

Are they red? Like the kind Taylor wears? To match her lipstick? She comes out at the beginning of her show and she's like, Hello, whatever city you're in, you know, of course. Las Vegas. Yeah, hello, Las Vegas. I'm Taylor.

And then there's like this dramatic pause and there's something you need to know about me. I was born in 1989! And then like the first song kicks in, welcome to New York. It's fucking insane. You know, it doesn't mean anything. That doesn't mean anything.

It's like, should be in Vegas already. She should already be in Vegas. That energized me. I love it. I can't wait to see that show. It's quite amazing. That's weird. And then at one point,

she like pauses and just smiles into the camera and there's big screens and she just stands there for a good minute or two just soaking it in. Like even with her butt to the audience

just looking over her shoulder and smiling. I'm sure that's for the dads that brought their daughters Oh my goodness She puts on a lot of dad would love it outfits That's why she's also announcing The year she was born Just so they feel okay

Honey it's legal It's like 25 It's the year before our daughter Come on Something's been bothering me, you guys. Nicki Minaj got mad at Taylor and Miley Cyrus and was calling them skinny little bitches. Oh, shit, right?

There was that whole thing happened. And that's what's good. And then now I just saw on TV the new Robin Thicke music video and it's him dancing around featuring Nicki Minaj. She's in it, but every other

woman in it is a skinny ass bitch. Oh shit. She's in a video just cavorting with the people she was complaining about. It's almost as if she's completely full of shit. Yeah, I think we're almost there, Chris. I don't know. We'll figure this out.

I don't know. Well, yeah, she's in a Robin Thicke video. Yeah. Is it the Make My Money Back video? I think you've deflected and you don't want to purchase the sunglasses. No, I do. I just want to see them.

Oh, that's right. That's right. I apologize. Try them on. See what the audience thinks. I think it might bring them to their feet. Oh, that's right. That's right. I apologize. Try them on. See what the audience thinks. I think it might bring them to their feet. I have to see how good the frames are. If the frames are going to be able to have prescription sunglasses lenses put in.

This is going very deep. I hope snakes fly out. Oh, these won't fit my fat face. Oh, they'll fit mine. They'll fit mine, okay. I'm going to pull these out. I haven't had a problem with them. I thought they were going to be...

I wear them every once in a while. Is that like the kind she wears to her shows? That's not what she wears on the cover, is it? Of 1989, one of the best albums. Oh. They look great. I don't want them anymore. They're pretty great.

How much would you pay for them, Chris? Zero dollars. I think I think these belong in a museum. Yep. They got extra valuable now that they're

Taylor Swift glasses worn by Chris Hardwick. Did Taylor Swift, while we weren't looking, trademark the year 1989? Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, she's serious.

She tries to trademark everything. She tried to get, I think she tried to trademark Shake It Off. Yeah. I'm no longer allowed to announce what year I graduated high school. Oh, you shouldn't want to. All right.

Yeah. I think these should be in the prize bag, Doug. I think they're neat, but I can't. They're not for him. Yeah, they're not for me. Okay. In the prize bag, ladies and gentlemen. What did you bring for the prize bag, Jonah Ray?

I brought a very good book by Mike Sachs called Poking a Dead Frog, Conversation with Today's Top Comedy Writers. It's an amazing book. It's got interviews with Rob Delaney, Jack Handy, Bob Odenkirk is in there, Mel Brooks. Oh, all guests on this show at one time or another. Yeah, if you're interested in comedy writing or the process, it's a fucking great book, and I highly recommend it.

Well, that's all well and good, everyone. And sure, you could have that, and you'd be fine. It's not a competition. If you just left here, well, it's going to be when I break out my prize. The thing you bought at the hotel because you forgot to bring a prize? Well, no, I planned on this one, and I'm glad I did, because whoever wins

today will be the owner of that book, and also their very own baseball Judd's jersey. Come on now. That is definitely... Wait a second. I need that. From home. That's from home. Come on, you guys.

Sorry mine wasn't ironic enough for you fucks. Sorry it was something that I thought you'd enjoy. Oh, did somebody out hipster you? Naomi and Wynonna on the shirt. Now, I just grabbed a large, but the receipt's in the bag. If you want to take it back to the gift shop at the Venetian Hotel. His credit card number is on it. You can get your size.

You can get your size. So there you go. Take it back and get the money. Get that money back from Sheldon Adelstein. It's only $312. I'll bargain it twice. Boom, it's in the bag. It's yours.

It's totally in the bag. And what did you you bring Matt? Well while you're returning your beautiful Uh shirt at the Venetian Why not use this Ten dollar voucher Oh somebody had a hot streak on Twenty five cent slots

I turned two hundred and thirty seven dollars Into ten dollars Oh you're some kind of genius! Matt knows when to quit. I sure don't. Knows when he's beat. Pass that down and put that in the bag. I'm going to stop at $10.

That could potentially be worth millions. Sure. If you don't play it and invest it in a mutual fund. There was a fun moment last night at the pre-rehearsal get-together. I guess Matt had been up until 3 o'clock in the morning the night before. And we're all sitting around the table. And Dorie's there.

His wife is very future wife. Like, immediately future wife. And Matt goes, I was out until 3 o'clock in the morning. And then Dorie goes, but you're going to come back tonight right after dinner. Nope, going out until 3 o'clock in the morning again. Listen, I enjoy a good Vegas thing. You're here for a wedding, Matt. What's that? When's that? Yeah, you're getting married

on Sunday and this is how we thought we'd break it to you. By the time this airs, you will be married. I don't know. Doug gets them out pretty quick. Yeah, not that fast. I think, yeah, it might be. We might beat the wedding. Really? Yeah, there might be time for think, yeah, it might be. We might beat the wedding. Really? Yeah, there might be time for people to tweet. I'm still single.

Yes. Yeah, I don't know. It's going to be Sunday. The episode from New Orleans, it got slowed up in transit. They're still shipping it? Something's still happening with it. You just never know sometimes. You know, you have to take your chances with the sound engineers

and guys seeing me have it together. So hopefully it'll be out, if not now, soon. with it. You just never know sometimes. You know, you have to take your chances with sound engineers and guys seem to have it together, so hopefully it'll be out, if not now, soon. Alright. Yeah. And why are we talking about that? I don't know. Okay. Great talk. Have you seen any movies lately, Matt, in this crazy time leading up to your

wedlock? Most of my movie watching has been done on planes, so it's like slightly old release movies give us an example of one you loved or hated or just watched tomorrowland oh that's uh that movie would have been good if it was not about what it was about oh if it was a different movie that's a way to go honestly what's funny is like they show flashbacks of george clooney's character and it looks like that was the more interesting story. The movie should have been about that shit

instead of the nothing that it was about. Oh, it was about the nothing? It was about hope. From Never Ending Story? Yeah. It's weird, but I found it I thought it was watchable. It is watchable, but it's annoying. You all could be doing a much better movie right now.

Yeah, I guess so, but I thought the effects were cool. And Hugh Laurie's character is like, why? Yeah, what's going on, man? What are you doing? What are you doing? Go back to British land. He has a British accent in it, though, right? Yeah, he does.

He gets to talk normal for once. What is the concept of Tomorrowland? It's just Walt Disney wanted you to see the land of the future. It's tough to explain. Really? Yeah, because the trailer confused me, and I don't like feeling dumb. No, the trailer was... It just comes down to some teenage girl just flying through the air because she's in an invisible car.

Wait a minute, that sounds great. That's what I'm saying, is it but it doesn't it doesn't make much sense could have been better the characters run around kind of explaining everything a lot there's a lot of flashbacks a lot of children

yeah they explain why this movie is not as good as it could be yeah but I think the action when it breaks out is pretty cool

for that sort of thing I just think Brad Bird's you know I'm still on team Brad Bird of course of course I don't need to talk you into that.

You agree with me. But it was funny. Mission Impossible 4 is the best one. It is. But what happened was right as that movie, right as Tomorrowland was coming out, right before it was coming out, they were like, he's doing The Incredibles 2. So don't hate him this weekend. That is a good reason to like a guy. Because I do want more Incredibles.

That's a great movie. Even if it's only OKables. Chris, what have you seen lately? I haven't been to the theater a ton. What about your home theater? I heard you were on a... You told me last night you were on a horror tear. Yeah, my...

What's the best horror movie you've seen lately? It's October. People want to watch that kind of thing. It's the spookiest time of the month. Recommend one, and then get yelled at on Twitter for what a dumb choice it was. You know, a movie that I keep going back to a lot is a movie

called Spring, which is really good. Has anybody seen Spring? I saw it at a fantastic festival about a year ago and it's really a fascinating movie. I also saw The Hive, which is a movie that Nerdist distributed. So you could watch that too.

That was an adorable giggle. I might have. I might have. We've been a little busy. And then I think the most recent one we just watched was, Lydia and I watch pretty much everything that comes out,

everything that we can get that comes out. It must be nice to have time. That's my two hours at night is us kind of snuggling in bed. And you're engaged, right? Yeah, I'm engaged. Congratulations. Keep your seats.

Keep your goddamn seats. Anyone can do it. But we just saw Insidious 3, which, you know. What? Insidious 3D? Insidious 3, not 3D. No.

Because you're watching it at home. In fabulous two dimensions. The search for Spock? You hook up your streaming service to your big screen TV and watch movies that way? Yeah, we build a little reflection chamber and then just aim the beam at one of the mirrors and then we watch everything in 3D. Chris, the audience isn't laughing because they think that's how rich people watch television. That sounded totally legit to me.

I don't have... I'm just like... Stars, they're just like us. I put my pants on one servant at a time, just like everyone else. No, I'm kidding. You remember to pay the cable bill. Someone does that, yes Or at least give it to somebody Why would I take a chance

On losing my cable Hasn't happened but Hey are you a DirecTV fan or a Time Warner cable fan I'm not a fan Of any of that Should I really pick one Well I don't know I was just curious to know Which side are you on

You got the one you get, right? Or do you get to pick and choose now? You get to pick. You get a satellite or you get a cable. Oh. Satellite, you got to have some sort of dish or something, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Satellite dish. I don't want to... Exactly. You also got to buy your own satellite. It's real expensive. It's weird driving down the street and seeing outside of an apartment building just as someone tossed their satellite out. Like an old satellite.

You're like, that thing talked to space. Yeah. And you just threw it on the street like it was a piss-filled mattress. I mean, seriously, where are you driving that people are throwing satellite dishes out? And why are you forcing this poor thing to be an extra in Wall-E? Jonah lives near District 9. All right. So how are we doing on time you guys? I love when the audience steps in

That was more rhetorical As I looked at my phone We saw movies together at Fantastic Fest Yeah that's right What was your favorite Fantastic Fest movie? It might have been Tale of Tales Which is the same guy that did Gamora. Right. I think I may have spoken on that and said some things that weren't nice.

You didn't like many movies this year at Fantastic Fest. It wasn't for me. I called it, on Twitter I called it Game of Thrones for dummies. And if you'd seen the movie, you'd be losing your minds laughing right now. I would say it's Violent Princess Bride. That's what I would say. Okay. That's all right.

So, yeah, Princess Bride is remembered as a comedy, but I think it's more affecting as just a sweet story and that some of the jokes are not holding up, as they say. Princess Bride? Yeah. They fucking totally hold up. Really? Absolutely.

Did you see it with the crowd recently or something? I think, you know, I think one of the tricky things is that I love the support he got for that. When a movie,

when a movie's been quoted so much, sometimes it's like people are like, oh yeah, of course, I know. You know, I mean,

there are things in that movie that I bet people don't even know are from that movie. You know, like Inconceivable, like any of those things I think people automatically don't know. It's weird movie. You know, like inconceivable. Like any of those things I think people automatically don't know.

It's weird. It's one of those ones that's just such a go-to for people that to me are just kind of like just saying something they heard that they thought was funny and that's pretty much their sense of humor. As you wish, Doug. Boo. What? Boo. What? Go ahead, bow to the

queen of filth. The queen of garbage. I will tell you that at Sketchfest... I could not do well in the game of quoting that movie. No? No. Oh, have fun storming the castle. Yeah, yeah.

Miracle Max. Maybe that was... I did have the immense pleasure of seeing... My name is Inigo Montoya. Yeah, you've got my father ready. I got to... Watching Airplane at the Castro Theater at SF Sketch Fest one year,

watching Airplane with a thousand people, every joke entirely holds up, and the movie destroyed... It was an incredible experience. Aw. My mic's out again. I mean, I feel like it's me, but why did it come back that one time?

Was it just because I was playing with it correctly? Maybe it got a contact high. I was fondling it the right way. Oh, Jonah's volunteered to play with it. See if he can get something going. So that's how you do it, huh? That's how you do it? Jonah?

Today's show is brought to you by the companion product to the fleshlight, the heavy dick. Doug, I think you by the companion product to the fleshlight, the heavy dick. Doug, I think you turned the mic off. It's me turning it off, but I didn't even touch it. Yeah. You keep that one. Sure. You're more responsible to have the microphone with the switch, Jonah.

I wonder if we switch in people's ears that are listening. Do two of the people come in one ear and the other two in the other? How does it sound when you listen to it? It's just like how you're hearing it right now. It's all mixed. We're all just all completely in your brains. I probably should have known that. Do you have any other questions about how your show was made?

I'm glad you guys are here to talk me through it because it's an emotional weekend for me because all three of you are going to be married eventually and so then we're no longer going to continue to not see each other most of the time I think on podcasts is the only time we ever see you

it's a good way to get together that's how we roped Chris into this today yeah he would never do this of course I would good way to get together. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. That's how we roped Chris into this today. Yeah. He would never do this. Of course I would. Well, yeah, sure. If you're here anyway.

Yeah, if I was here anyway. If your schedule permitted, you would have come on the wedding day and left the next morning. Absolutely. There you go. Yeah. But that's only fair.

Yeah. We know that's how that works. Yeah. I saw, what was the last movie I saw? Harmontown. I really liked it. Harmontown I really Harmontown I really liked it

Harmontown yeah yeah I really liked that a lot Chris is in it by the way oh I'm glad I made the cut yeah oh you didn't know that

no I didn't know oh I'm happy to deliver the news they go to you two or three times going that guy's a fucking asshole but you're the villain yeah no you're very

astute and obviously sitting in your headquarters oh yeah that's right yeah we did that at Nermal No, you're very astute and obviously sitting in your headquarters. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, we did that at Nerdist. They taped you guys at Nerdist. There's a lot of good faces in the movie.

A lot of people that fired Dan show up. The fans. I saw some of the same fans from Doug Loves Movies at Harmontown. How'd that make you feel, Doug? It made me feel so warm! Such a good feeling. Yeah, you know, Harmontown kind of inspired me. Like, I'm going to try to get off the ground,

just film, like, Doug Loves Movies, like, film a bunch of shows and then make a movie out of the best parts. That's a good idea. I think so. I'm surprised you haven't done that yet. Right. Yeah.

I figured everyone would start clapping Because they wanted to No, no They're all right These people just like to listen They don't need the Yes, just the mellow Las Vegas crowd But they don't need the visuals

They don't care about the movies They don't? I mean, they love movies I'm getting going both ways But you know what I'm saying There's nobody here that just loves movies And just puts up with me movies. I'm getting going both ways, but you know what I'm saying. There's nobody here that just loves movies and just puts up with me because of their love of

movies. Someone has a Ticketmaster alert for the word movies. Someone has a Ticketmaster alert for the word movies. Oh, I better go. Oh, there's a thing about movies happening in my town. I'm going to go get drunk and yell some shit. A discussion on cinema.

Doug, do you ever get the types of comments for someone who's just listened to your podcast that didn't know what it was and didn't know who you were and they were upset because it wasn't about what they thought? I'll get a comment sometime and I'll go, the host wouldn't stop dot dot dot.

What did you think this was? Are people confused or do they know? I've gotten he talks too much on a few of my shows. But it's your show. And what are you going to do? Yeah. He keeps interrupting. Well, I put the word interruption in the name of one of the shows.

God, why does he love movies? Just to try to be clear about it. Yeah, and that's another one. If I say anything negative about a movie, they cite that as a reason why it shouldn't be called Doug Loves Movies. But you love it so much that sometimes you have to hate it. Yeah, exactly. Well, they say that I hate on everything, and it is kind of true. But it's weird.

Like I'll go to a Fantastic Fest or a South by Southwest or something like that, and I'll see a bunch of amazing movies, and those will trickle out later, and I try to be enthusiastic for them later. But the conversation is still about, you know, just sort of big things that people just sort of agree on, and when I go against what everybody's saying about it, you know, I mean, part of it is because of the hype might be part of the reason I go against it.

Like, I could not have been more excited for Mad Max Fury Road, could not have been more excited for it, and then didn't really, didn't love it. Really? Yeah, and that's what everybody says. So I'm like, this weird, you know, I'm on my own, who really didn't love it really yeah and that's what that's what everybody says so i'm like this weird you know i'm on my own who here didn't love it a couple of polite hand raises yeah yeah but you know i mean it's tough tough road to hoe like it's uh people are all just like you're wrong and it's like you know what i can't disagree with you that guy is a maestro of action

filmmaking and amazing actors. And I just, for whatever reason, just didn't get invested in it. Did you set your sights up too high? I don't know. I mean, you know, I was coming down off of the last one pretty hard. You were still coming down from Beyond Thunderdome? Yeah. Because Beyond Thunderdome, like for the first half or so, is the best one with fucking Thunderdome itself and dudes with chainsaws on elastic bands flying through the air.

Doug, can we just get Beyond Thunderdome? Then that's the trouble. He gets sent. Jonah, please don't help. They spin the wheel. They spin the wheel, Matt. It's gambling, so you're interested. Yes.

And it comes up Gulag uh and then they put a thing on his head and put him on a horse and send him out to meet some children and the movie it goes downhill from there because then he gives the children the marijuana cookies no it's crazy and and dumb and it's hard to have a big finish when you have a bunch of kids standing around you can't have a particularly exciting fight scene or anything. Never mind. I know where you're going with that. Yep. Okay, so that all

being said, let the games begin. We got some name tags, you guys. Lots of name tags. Oh, shit. Maybe we can get the last temptation

of Chris but with my big old face on it. Chris already knows what he wants. He's zoned right in on that one. I'm going with

Hellraiser. Who's got horror movies? Well Matt and Jonah figured out we're going to take a brief commercial break. We'll be right back.

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For Jonah. Can you believe it? Jonah picked a great one. He picked Sean of the Dead. You have to change the name. The guy's name is dead. It's perfect. What?

Different spelling. Oh, it is Sean. He did fix it. How clever. What was it spelling. Oh, it is spelled differently. Sean, he did fix it. How clever. What was it in the movie? A-W-N? S-H-A-U-N. Okay.

But you didn't change the name tag. No. There you go. You fucked up. Oh, another guy lift up his name tag right away. Maybe it's going to be me. Maybe I'm in. You never know.

Chris, what did you pick? I picked Hellraiser. It's the Hellraiser puzzle box with the Cenobites. Made by a group of people. I picked this one. I was flipping through Netflix the other day. They've made like 10 Hellraisers in the past five years. It's nuts.

Can I see it again, Chris, real quick? Yeah, it's real good. That is crazy looking. Yeah. I don't know if I like that at all. Demon to some I don't I've always I've been a non-fan

Of fucking Pinhead Or whatever he's called He's called Pinhead Okay Pinhead Nailed it I haven't liked him at all From the first time I saw him Because

I have too much empathy For Pinhead Because I think Oh what if he like Just kind of taps his head Against a cabinet Yeah Or you know Stands up too fast in a plane?

Like, it's going to fucking hurt so bad. Well, let's put a pin in that. I chose... Nice. No, it wasn't nice. Zach to the future. That's really cool looking. That might be one of the best name tags ever made.

No offense, Sean and Kel. What I like about Zach is he's got all three DeLoreans represented here. Don't break it, Matt. You got part one right there with no Mr. Fusion. Then you got the Mr. Fusion flying from part two. Then you got Mr. Fusion plus they had to remake a transistor here on the cover because it was made in Japan and all the best stuff comes from Japan in the 80s, but not in the 50s. Yeah, then they went to the Old West.

Yeah, and you got the big white wall tires there. Oh, it's just a hoot. The whole trilogy. And Zach Rimes was back. That's right, Jonah. It does. And he tops it off with the clock tower that Universal lot had a fire and it burned down, but they just made a new

one that looks the same. Yeah, and there's a Hill Valley sign. No shithead, so we'll figure that out. Okay, we'll have to work that out. I guess he didn't want to ruin his work of art with the name of some shithead on the back. Nice. Oh, no, Jonah.

No! Every time he does something like that, I go, Jonah, why are you letting Matt do that? That was the worst thing. Yeah, that was everybody was so shocked. And it's sort of like, it's my wedding. I can do whatever I want. Yeah.

Yeah, if I want to kick it. Sean, I would never do that to your sign. I need you to know that. And when you're picking your favorite notice member. Zach, I'm going to win because you don't have a shithead. So I'm going to make it so you don't have to meet me. Can I post this, Doug, that we're here? Yeah, I love it.

What would happen? Is that Snapchat? It's Snapchat. He's Snapchatting. I've got to get more into Snapchat. No, you don't. I'm not good at it. Wait, you can't Snapchat.

My dick's not out. I'll draw one on for you. It's happening right now. Oh, there's a shithead on a little post-it. Thank you, Zach. I really thought you were coming up to fucking punch Matt. Zach should dropkick Matt. I spent 12 hours on that.

And we just start off real nice like, hey, I want to talk to you real quick. I just want to talk to you real quick. Come on down. Do you know how much effort it is to put together a DeLorean? Just to let you guys know, that voice does not match that guy. That voice doesn't match that guy at all. It's theater of the mind. Just to let you guys know, that voice does not match that guy. That voice doesn't match that guy at all. That was way off. It's theater of the mind.

That was way off. Zach looks like a fucking hip UFC fighter. No, that guy's more like this. He's more like, excuse me, gentlemen. Do you realize? All right. Let's play some games. Might as well.

I made it better. We got 47 minutes. Let's run the clock. I made it better. Look. It's like they're talking. Marty, we got to go back. Who's that supposed to be?

Who's that supposed to be? That was Marty McFly. Oh, okay. That was the voice of Marty. Why is he calling out himself? Oh, because there's two of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They shouldn't see each other.

I don't think it's... I think it's inappropriate to shake that thing so much. What are you talking about? It looks real funny. Oh, I see. Yeah, one guy got it. I didn't get it until just now. Because I don't see ailments.

You've got to get your eyes checked. And that's also why you don't know he has it. He dropped it again It's fine he can fix it I will fight you now Good sir While twirling my mustache I named it Zack to the future

You destroyed my time machine Prepare to die Matt you know so much about the Back to the Future trilogy. I sure do. I would love it if you could come up to the Castro Theater in San Francisco on October 21st, Back to the Future

2 day. Oh, wow. Well, you know what? If you can fit it into your sketch. I'll see if I can squeeze that into my sketch. How long is your honeymoon? Get back the day before that. Oh, that's a great way to end a honeymoon. Honey, I gotta go nerd off in another town. Bye, that's a great way to end a honeymoon. Fly into SF. Honey, I gotta go nerd off in another town. Bye, sweetie.

I gotta go talk about the future. Oh, you sound just like Zach. Zach's a really good friend of mine. My name's Matt. I will pound you. He's like an old-timey wrestler. All right, the first game we're going to play is a little thing that I like to call Blackjack.

21, but I'm old school. Remember, Matt said he doesn't recognize ailments, which is why he doesn't know he has a gambling problem. Swish. I think he has a playing games problem. I think that's why he worked this show into his wedding plans. He's like, Doug, I'm getting married.

Will you come do a Doug Loves Movies? Yes, I will. That sounds awesome. Let's play a game called Doug Loves Musicals. Okay. Yeah. Some people love it. It's just between the people on stage, of course.

People say to me sometimes, why do you get mad when they yell out? You never really make it clear that they're not allowed to say anything. And I go, I try to make it as clear as possible. I'm sorry that they're not getting it. What movie musical has these songs in it? Just yell it out, you guys, on stage

as soon as you think you know it. You get as many guesses as you want. Great. What musical has a song, when all is said and done? Terminator 2. What musical... Let's narrow it down to musicals, Matt.

Okay. You don't need to waste everybody's time with that nonsense. Were there any songs in that? Yeah, yeah. Was there a song in the soundtrack? Guns N' Roses. Yeah, Guns N' Roses. You can be mine.

Yeah, that's what he listened to in his headphones? No, it was on the boombox where he's fixing his dirt bike up front. All right. Hey, John Connor, come on my motorcycle. She's not my mother, Todd. Rev, rev. Guns and Roses. Tie in.

Oh, you know that movie by heart. I sure do. It's mind-blowing. What movie musical has a song, Slipping Through My Fingers? When all is said and done, Slipping Through My Fingers, Our Last Summer summer Peaches Oh that's a terrific Non-musical guest

She sings at the end I think She sings around it She sings when she's in the car in the rain Yeah Oh industry Audubon titsling Cancer song Oh, Industry? No? Audubon Titsling? Cancer Song?

Lay All Your Love On Me. Lay All Your Love On Me. Fatty Arbuckle, the musical? Honey, Honey. Honey, Honey. Oh, man. Winnie the Pooh? I Had a dream.

Moulin Rouge? The butler. Is it Moulin Rouge? No. Fuck. Moulin Rouge is mostly like popular songs. It's just pop hits. Reimagined. It's the only musical I can think of.

That might be a good one to do at some point if I wanted somebody to guess really fast. Thank you for the music. The music man. This is a musical that thanks itself for what it's doing. Thank you for the music. Music is so great. You're so good at music. Vu-le-vu is in this musical motion picture. Vu-le-vu. I said Moulin Rouge. No, that's not it.

No, the guy in the front was saying Moulin Rouge and I said I said that and it was wrong. Don't point at him. You said it. Don't say anything. He just mouthed it. You said it, Tats Leaves. Hey, stop it, mouthy.

Quit with your mouth signals. Or are you propositioning one of my guests? I'm 24 hours single, buddy. There's a song in this movie called Does Your Mother Know? There's still a bunch more. This is great. This is ridiculous. Was it Mamma Mia? It's Mamma Mia!

There it is. Mamma Mia! Leave it to the Italian to get Mamma Mia. Nobody, it's not about Italians at all. It's called Mamma Mia. Leave it to the Italian to get Mamma Mia. Nobody, it's not about Italians at all. I only know like Mamma Mia. It's called Mamma Mia. Mamma Mia. Yeah, but they don't talk like that at all.

Oh. They're like super trooper. Money, money, money. Pierce Brosnan's great in that. Gimme, gimme, gimme. The songs are fucking so crazy similar. And you would have gotten it when I got to the last one because the last song that I wrote down was Mamma Mia.

Mamma Mia. Mamma Mia. But you might have recognized some of the ABBA hits like S.O.S. Oh. Might have recognized that. Papa Pina Baby's got the diarrhea. Dancing Queen. The Name of the Game.

Those were all like popular ABBA tunes. So you went all the deep cuts out of that one to throw us off. That was super fun. And good job, Chris. That means you get to go first to this next game. It's a game I like to call Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? This is where I'll take turns going to you individually to see if you can pull this off one-on-one style.

We'll start with Chris, and we'll move over to Matt, because he's getting married. That seems like a good enough reason. Matt's getting married in the morning. It's more like in the afternoon. Thanks for making it five o'clock. I appreciate it. Sure.

Anytime. Perfect time for me. I'll be right in the zone at five o'clock. Well, Matt's going to roll out of the casino at 4.59, so... I'll be right there next to him. I love it. Gambling with Matt's very fun. It is.

Now you ruined it. Chris. Doug. I'm going to tell you a tagline from a motion picture according to IMDb. And IMDb. And you tell me what movie. It was on the poster and the ads. Somewhere they use this as a slogan for the film. And IMDB? Mm-hmm. And you tell me what movie. It was, you know, on the poster, in the ads,

you know, somewhere they used this as a slogan for the film. Life and death are meaningless, and pain is God. Jesus. Yeah, sounds like some fucking foreign existential shit. Maybe a little of our friend Werner Herzog. Life and death are meaningless. And pain is God.

Oh, there's a couple movies that I... Just narrow it down to one and just throw it out there. Sorry, I don't mean to waste time. No, that's cool. Life and death are meaningless and pain is God. Life and death are meaningless and pain is God. Life and death and pain is God. You know on your show we have to

fucking spit shit out or you will fucking murder us. Because it's television. Oh, that's true. I don't know. Is it Fifty Shades of Grey? Oh, I like that, but no. Okay. Let's go to Matt.

Do you know what that's from? Over the Top. Oh, that's a really terrible guess, but fun. Jonah, do you know what that's from? Matt, you're just not going to try? I honestly didn't. Oh, that was your guess, right? That was literally my guess.

That was his guess. Oh, life is pain. Life and death are meaningless. Life and death are meaningless. Uh-huh. And pain is God. I think you're going to get this. I don't think I am.

Okay. Disney's a legend. It's kind of fun because the guests don't, you know, we just made a joke earlier about how I don't listen to nerdists, so they're not up on, nobody came here prepared to play this game. What, was I supposed to just read all the taglines for every movie fucking ever? No, no, you'll see what I'm talking about in a second.

What's your guess? Flatoon. No. It's House of a Thousand Corpses featuring Chris Hardwick. I should have known that. If you'd heard that on the show, you'd be like, I know where that's going. Yeah, yeah.

It's a movie I was in. Fuck. That sort of thing. Yeah. We get to start with you again Chris okay Terminator 3 coming up the reason you didn't like this game is the reason it's so awesome there is still one number you can always count on Chris there is still one number You can always count on Chris There is still one number You can always count on

Still one number you can always count on Is it the movie 976 Evil Matt Myra Is it Goldeneye Jonah Ray Still one number you can always count on 69

Not a movie Should be Not a movie It probably is I have no idea Okay, no guess, no fun guess 69 I thought was pretty funny Okay, no guess. No fun guess. Six and nine I thought was pretty funny.

Okay, that's fine. You're right. That was fun. You already got your fun quotient. Points, points, points. All right. Oh, it feels weird. I would really enjoy hosting that show that way.

Points, points, points. Points, points, points. That is anything yet. Okay, so none of you got it, but this was a nod to a chance for Matt to get it, but also I thought that he might not, but he knows a lot about James Bond, so it was a good guess because the world is not enough. Yeah, you know, I saw it on the poster. They said that. Yeah.

I knew that you'd have a hard time choosing which Bond movie, but you'd know it was a Bond movie. It's the only number you can count on. You know what I mean? Like, 911 is a joke. Yep. Yeah. Fuck the police.

411, you're like, hey, I'd like some information. They're like, about what? Like, now where do I go? What do I do? 69, Jonah's giggling. You're supposed to know. All right, Chris, you get to start again. Okay.

I feel good about you. I feel strong on you for get to start again. Okay. I feel good about you. I feel strong on you for this one. Oh, man. There's strength on you. There's so much strength on you. The strength on me was ridiculous. You have to fight for the right to never grow up. Ooh.

You have to fight for the right. There's partying, of course, but there's also the right to never grow up. You have to fight for the right to never grow up. God damn it. I don't think that's a movie. It's not just about to be released. Pan. I don't think. Fight for the

right to never grow up. Okay, well this is probably I don't know. Is it Breakfast Club? Well, that's not a bad guess. Matt? I was going to say Hook, but... I'm still going to say it.

I'm still going to say it. Okay, no. Okay. Jonah. Mama's Boy. That is correct. Jonah's is it? Yes, starring Jonah Ray as Og Boy. That is correct. Jonah's is it? Yes.

Starring Jonah Ray as Ogre. Yep. You played a person named Ogre? Yes. I played a person named Ogre. Have we ever talked about this? I don't know. It's the scene I'm in.

I gotta watch this now. It's only one scene. It's me. That's enough. Adam Devine from Workaholics. Simon Helberg. I'm in. And John Heater.

Oh, wait a second. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the only And John Heater. Oh, wait a sec. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the only one in that scene that's not a millionaire. Well, you should talk to your accountant or something, because you seem like you should be in the neighborhood. I'm on the other side of the wall. Okay.

That Trump built. You barely wanted to say that. I didn't. Yeah, you know, I don't know. I'm trying not to be too political. All right, so I'm loving this game, so let's do another round. But Jonah's our winner so far because he got one correct. We're crushing this.

I'm doing pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah. Let's go the other way. Let's start with Matt and then go towards Chris. And Matt, what movie has the tagline, the machines will rise? Well, Doug, I believe it is Terminator 3, Rise of the Machines.

I don't believe there is a three in there. Oh, shit. I am so sorry. That's okay. That's fine. I really am sorry because you nailed it. Terminator. I didn't write down a three is what I should say.

I'll get plenty of heat for it later in the corrections department. I'll be like, why do you always have to wake us with these insignificant... I don't know why they're sleeping so much over in the corrections department. I always have to wake them up. I mean, we get high before I go. Maybe I just give him something less strong. Who are we on?

I think me. Well, I got it wrong and now it goes to Chris. Now I get to guess that? Oh, yeah, that's true. Chris, what is it called? Terminator Rise of the Machines. Yeah. Yes. Could you do your line from it? You know, I don't think I can sum it up engineer number two right now, Jonah.

Oh, could you? Could you, though? Could you? I think we all want to hear it. Don't we? Don't we all want to hear it? Chris, is engineer number two in there? No.

There are no small... I was inside engineer number two. There are no small engineers. All right, Jonah's our winner of this game, but these are just for Matt, just for fun. I want to just do two for Matt. This is for you to guess, Matt. How is Jonah the winner of this game, but these are just for Matt, just for fun. I want to just do two for Matt. This is for you to guess, Matt. How is Jonah the winner of this game?

He got one right. He got one right first. Yeah. But I got one right before that. That doesn't count. No, you got it just right just now, I think. You got it just right. More recent.

Doug doesn't love fairness. He doesn't love. Which one did you get right? I got the Mamma Mia right. Oh, yeah. But that was a different game. That's a different game, dude. Totally. Still a... The the Mamma Mia right. Oh, yeah. But that was a different game. That's a different game, dude. Totally.

Still a... The rules have changed, Chris. Shit, man. Yeah, we don't just add it up as we go and then have weird edits. Okay. All the mistakes are just me. All right. So this is just for Matt for fun.

Yeah. His big day, her big problem. or just me? All right. So this is just for Matt for fun. Yeah. His big day, her big problem. Wait, that sounded... Let me say it again. His big day is her big problem. That's got to be some sort of... I'm going to say

the father of the bride. Nope. Oh, her big... Yeah, let's flip that. Chris? The wedding planner? Yeah, that's correct. Oh! Yeah. Wedding Planner? Yeah, that's correct. Oh!

Yeah. Wow. Yeah? Did you see it? No. It was the only other wedding movie I could think of. You still don't win, though. Oh.

All right, and... Jonah. I mean, sorry. Matt. Yeah. One more for you, Matt. Yep. On your special weekend.

Uh-huh. It's a love that's all shook up. The Michael J. Fox story. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. I don't think that's appropriate, Jonah. No points. I put all this time into this, making this diorama. Who needs gambling? I just won everything. No points. Is it 3,000 miles to Graceland? of this diorama. Who needs gambling? I just won everything. No points.

Is it 3,000 miles to Graceland? Oh, I wish. Jonah, do you have a guess? I already guessed it. That was pretty funny. Okay. Chris, any... What was it again? It's a love that's all shook up. Honeymoon in Vegas.

That's correct Chris Oh thank you I'm sure glad that came to me at the last second While doing my Jonah impersonation That's a really good impression How long have you guys been together Because I know that Douglas Movies Has recently celebrated the nine year mark If you can believe that

Wow We're five and a half. No, six in January. Six in January, yeah. Oh, yeah. You never remember. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Early February. End of January. God. It's February 2nd. Yep. Which is right near the end of January. The Super Bowl. I'm going to try to get in two more games,

and these ones are more complicated than the earlier ones. I can't even. They're so complicated. I can't say the word complicated. But let's go for it. What the hell, I say. Let's play Last Man Stanton. Oh, shit.

Just says time permitting in my notes, so I'm taking a chance here. Where's Mr. Pickle at? There's Mr. Pickle, one of a few people that wrote to me today on Twitter. Thank you for that. Suggesting that you have the best Last Man Stanton name possible

for those, the uninitiated. Who did I say won that last game Jonah yes for real that's what the conflict was over right yeah okay it was Jonah so we'll start with Jonah and then we'll go to Chris Jonah Chris

really disappointed that I won fair and square I'll go forth because I like to play along we have to take turns naming movies that are in movies that are in a person. No. Whatever person he names, we have to name their movies and if you can't think

of one, you're out. What name would you like to suggest? Mr. Pickle. Woody Harrelson. Can you write that down? Woody Harrelson. And we'll start off? That's a good one. Woody Harrelson. And we'll start off with you, Jonah. White Men Can't Jump.

Wow, yeah. I just saw a moment of that. I saw the opening of that movie on VH1 today. And I'd forgotten that the 20th Century Fox theme, that regal theme, they had an upbeat version of it with horns and stuff. Oh, really? For White Men Can't Jump. It was weird. Okay, I haven't written it down yet. White Men Can't Jump. they had like an upbeat version of it like with horns and stuff for white men can't jump

it was weird I haven't written it down yet okay Chris Zombieland of course a favorite that side of the crowd that's more excitable did they really see you guys based on energy

you guys were running a little slow, a little ragged today? This is a side for you. These guys over here, they're enthusiastic. Like they just flew in this morning. Look at those assholes on the plane that clap when it lands. I do it on every other flight. If everyone's going to do it, it takes all the fun out of it. But if it's just me, it's nice and crazy.

But you're on the ground. Stop giving Matt time. Go. Oh, Natural Born Killers. Fuck. You think he needed time to come up with another Woody Harrelson? I did. Okay.

I'll go with... How about... Fuck. You start to try to play strategic, and then your mind just wanders off of what you should just fucking say. Well, why don't you just spit out the answer, Doug? Is that another Jonah impression? Yes.

That was Jonah making fun of you for making fun of me. I don't sound like that. That's Jonah. My name is Jonah Ray. I don't sound like that at all. All right, all right, all right. Kingpin, kingpin. Oh, yeah, there you go.

There you go. Yeah, yeah. I didn't say it a third time because I didn't want him to appear. Fuck, this is harder than I thought it was going to be, though. Yeah, it is. Surfer dude. He's in that? Yeah.

Makes a little appearance. You sure about that? Not entirely possible. Oh, no. But pretty sure. Don't make me look it up. No, no, I'm pretty sure. All right, no one in the audience seems to be arguing that point,

but also why would anybody know who's in Surfer Dude? Surfer Dude. Yeah. Interesting. Okay. Well, it's quiet enough. I'm going to let you get away with it. Yeah. I got a good one. People think it's good.

All right, Chris. Doc Hollywood. Oh, that's a damn good one. That's a good pull. That is very proud of you for that one. Yeah, Jonah. That one's quite good. What? Yeah. Oh, because of Michael J. Fox?

Yes! Sorry, I couldn't see it. It was all blurry. Stop it! It's really shitty. Yeah, I know. It's a bad disease. It's really...

Oh. Can't edit that out, Chris. Yeah. Fuck, there's some real obvious ones still out there. JFK. Fuck! Oh, okay. You can almost always just say that.

Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. It's got lots of peeps in it. I'm going gonna go with Ed TV yeah oh shit sorry dude yeah sorry for dude good try we try to go to rip for records on these things you know like yeah I didn't want to take out time try. We try to go for records on these things. Yeah. I didn't want to take up time.

We're going to try to name all 60 Woody Harrelson films. There's not that many. Maybe there is. Oh, People vs. Larry Flint. Oh, nice. Nice. Very good. Academy Award nomination.

Very good. Yeah. What do you got down there? I'm getting scared of this shit. I might be out too. Hang on. There's this thing that's so crazy obvious, but I just don't want to fuck up.

I don't want to say the titles wrong. Nope. Don't say them wrong. Did he say titles? Oh, no. Woody Harrelson. Woody Harrelson. Mm-hmm.

That guy. Season 3 of Cheers That's when it all began The movie That's when we really got to know Woody We've seen him in a lot of motion pictures since Pretty much no TV really I mean other than Cheers You made the leap

True Detective TV are you kidding me It's not TV it's HBO I mean, other than Cheers. You made the leap and stayed. A true detective. Season one. TV? Are you kidding me? It's not TV. It's not TV. It's HBO. It's HBO.

There you go. No. Characters welcome. Very funny. That's TBS. What's happening? Are you going to say one? I'm out.

Okay. I'm going to go with The Cowboy Way. Oh, wow. Nice. So obvious. Watch that every day. Cowboy Way. Can you believe it?

Such a clearly obvious. So many memorable quotes. I bet you Doc Hollywood was like between seasons two and three that he was on Cheers maybe. It was after. It was after actually because was after, actually, because he makes a joke at the end. The very last thing he says in the movie is they're in Hollywood,

and they're at a fancy cafe, and someone goes, oh, is that a celebrity? And then you hear his voice go, no, that's Ted Danson. No way. Yeah. That's in that fucking movie?

That's the last thing you hear from him in the movie, yeah. I do not remember that happening. I like that movie, too, because Michael thing you hear from in the movie. Yeah. I do not remember that happening. Yeah. I like that movie too because Michael J. Fox is very likable and you know, there's lots of great reasons. Woody Harrelson was a bad guy. Yeah. What do you

got? I think I might be out. I can't think of another Woody Harrelson movie. This is so sad. So Chris lasted the longest of the Nerdist crew? I guess I did, yeah. Okay. Well, you know,

just to rub it in, we're all gonna rub it in, but I'll start with No Country for Old Men. Shit. Oh, yeah. And Natural Born Killers. He said that one.

Oh, you said that? Yeah. How come I didn't write that one down? I don't know. You didn't feel like it. Oh, I did write it down. All right, what do you guys got?

All three Hunger Games, but what the fuck are their titles? Is the first one just Hunger Games? And then the second one is Catching Fire. And then the third one is Mockingjay. Holy shit. You want to energize a crowd. You get some shit wrong about Hunger Games.

We finally found... That's a good one. Semi-pro. A cameo in Anger Management. Sure. Thin Red Line. 2012, he was in that? Scanner Darkly.

He was rotoscoped. Who else? Rampart. He was scary in that movie. He was not scary in Palmetto. Oh, I remember Palmetto. Now You See Me, of course. Soon Now You See Me 2,

you still don't see me. It's more about they just feel like nobody knows. What? Money Train. Money Train. That was the fucking movie I was trying to think of. He and Wesley Snipes were so funny together that first time. Yes, that's why I thought.

Let's do it again, but with a heist. I eliminated White Man Can't Jump because I was like, they wouldn't put them in two movies together. And there it was, Money Train. Anymore? Anger Management. Cameos in that. Seven Psychopaths. Seven Psychopaths. Cameos in that. Seven psychopaths.

Seven psychopaths. Friends with benefits. Friends with benefits. Friends with benefits. Friends. Oh, shit. What? You got another one?

Austin Powers, Spidey Shag. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Indecent Proposal. Indecent Proposal. Indecent Proposal! Big ass! Of course! Oh, you just won a million dollars.

Oh, she wasn't max betting. She wasn't max betting. She won a million dollars. You got to max bet to win big, guys. I can't believe the Riv is gone, man. That's really bumming me out. That's where they shot Casino. That's where Joe P Casino. That's where

Joe Pesci beat Don Rickles with a phone. So I smile whenever I see that area of the casino, and now it's gone. All right. Did somebody just...

What did we call the winner? Chris? We did. Chris is the winner on that game. And now we're going to try... Oh, that went nicely on schedule, I think. That was a good name to give us. I don't know if that's why you did it, but very good job. What were the other names we didn't do

that we should have done? Michael Bean? That's kind of a tough one. DiCaprio. We've never done DiCaprio? That's really good. I could do great on DiCaprio. I could be huge on DiCaprio.

Oh, I could fuck DiCaprio. That's not where I was going. I was doing a Donald Trump. What did you say? Edward Norton. I think we did it once. Edward Norton, I've done. Diane Keaton would be good.

More women. Yeah, More women. Yeah. More women. Let's do a woman right now. Let's pick a woman and do her. I'm not kidding. Yeah, let's fucking do Amy Adams. Alright.

Enchanted. Holy shit. Matt's leading us off. Hang on. I gotta write it down. Amy shit. Matt's leading us off. Hang on. I got to write it down. Amy Adams. Cruel Intentions. What? Early. Early.

That is early. Early Amy Adams. Oh my God. That's early. I think you're thinking of Selma Blair. Who are you thinking of? Oh, maybe I was thinking of. Oh, shit.

I was thinking of Selma Blair. Oh, Chris is out. Who are you thinking of? Wait, I don't know. Are you sure she wasn't in that? I'm going to look it up. She's in part two? Oh, that's Singing the summer blues. Oh, Chris is out. Who are you thinking of? Wait, I don't know. Are you sure she wasn't in that? I'm going to look it up. She's in part two? Oh, that's what it was.

She was in Cruel Intentions 2. Oh, of course. That movie we all saw direct-to-video. Well, she turned it around, didn't she? Yeah, she did okay. All right, I'm going to give it to him. All right. All right.

Cruel Intentions, the deuce. Because he's going to lose anyway. Now, who are we playing? Amy Adams goes to Jonah. I just want to get everybody a chance to yell out Amy Adams. You know, get it out of your system. Don't look at me. I'm not going to help you.

It's been the free bird of this show. Who are we on? Whose turn is it? Jonah. It's Matt's. No, Matt started. No, no, Matt's the next one. Matt started, then I said it. No, I already said it. I said? It's Matt's. No, Matt started. No, Matt's the next one. Matt started, then I said it. I said mine. You didn't say anything.

What did you say, Jonah? What Amy Adams did you say? Do we have to rehash it? No, you could just tell us one, an Amy Adams movie that you thought of. She's been in a few. The one with Jennifer Lawrence and what's his butt?

I'm out. I'm butt? I'm out. For reals, for reals, for reals? I can't think of anything right now. I got two. Hang on, it's my turn. I'm going to go ahead and take off the table Man of Steel. That's what I'm going to say.

What do you got, Matt? You know what's funny? In the late name, everybody in a bunch of movies she's in and not recall the movie's name. One of them, Now You See Me. Right? Is that her? Woody Harrelson tie-in.

Yeah. No. No. That was Mrs. Borat. Oh, yeah. That was Isla Fisher. Yeah, yeah. It's Sasha Baron Cohen, it says about her.

My wife! That was really a clever way to get it in there. What about Julia and Julia? Yeah. Whose turn is it? Mine. You, okay. Yeah.

Julia. Did you get them in the right order, Julia and Julia? Yep. I don't know which order they are. The Fighter. Stole that one from Matt Myra. That's his hometown right there. That's where he used to do crack.

I know, used to, right? He lost all that weight doing what exactly? Crack. All those visits home, that's what he's been doing. I did the crack that made you hungry as a child. Oh, boy. Snap. Snap, crackle, pop.

Oh, I thought of another one. Oh, I got one that's going to blow your mind. Oh, shit. I'm out. I'm out, baby. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out because I got Isla Fisher. I'm excited to get my mind blown.

Oh, I thought of another one. You looked at your phone, Chris. What? Are you? Did you look at your phone for this? Okay. He's on the up and up. Give us another Amy Adams.

I would say Dawn of Justice. What? Can you do a movie that's not out yet? I'll give it to you because it's just you and me now. Does it have a full title? Yes, it does. Superman vs. I mean, if she's... All right, I'll give it to you because it's just you and me now. Does it have a full title? Yes, it does.

Superman vs. Batman Dawn of Justice. Wrong. You reversed it. It's Batman v Superman. Oh, good catch. Terminator 3, Rise of the Machines,

go fuck yourself hard with. He's right. He's right. He's right. Okay, so then I'll say Enchanted. I already said that. I'll say American Hustle. That's what I was trying to think of.

Boy, I gave you a lot. Can I have half? Yes. That's why I'm getting married. Has anybody mentioned Muppets yet? Well, you are a Sour Patch Kid. Okay, let's see what happens. Chris? What? Your turn. Has anybody mentioned Muppets yet? Well, you are a Sour Patch kid. Okay, let's see what happens. Chris.

What? Your turn. Amy. Oh, there was some... There was some weird beach movie she was in in the 90s. There was some weird beach movie she was in in the 90s. There was some weird beach movie she was in in the 90s, and I can't remember the name of it. Beaches?

It was not Beaches. I'm out. It's going to be tough for you to make it. I'm out. Everybody's laughing because we were talking at the same time, but I said The Muppets, and then you were like thinking about a beach. And I don't even know what that movie is, but I also thought Muppets. And then you were like thinking about a beach.

And I don't even know what that movie is. But I also thought of Leap Year. Yeah. And oh, Junebug. Yeah, she was in Junebug. Really, really great in that. Oscar nominated. And Doubt.

Doubt. Yeah, I'm pretty good at this. What ones do we miss, you guys? There's some Mrs. Pettigrew bullshit, right? The Master. The Master, of course. Friends with benefits. Sunshine Cleaning.

Sunshine Cleaning. Her. I liked her a lot in Her. She's in Pick a Destiny Tenacious D Who? Big Eyes Of course Also nominated for awards

She won Best Actress in a Comedy at the Golden Globes Because Big Eyes is so funny It's so funny the way she's like I painted that I really did Here we go is so funny. Yeah. It's so funny the way she's like, I painted that. I really did. Ah, here we go.

Oh, hilarious. In the year 2000, she was in a movie called Psycho Beach Party. Oh. I couldn't remember. I knew it was a beach thing. Oh, okay. So he's close.

In the year 2000. All the way. She was also in Catch Me If You Can, it turns out. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. She was also in Catch Me If You Can, it turns out. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. She was one of the girls in there. That's what I meant.

And she was in Underdog, just in case. We probably missed something else, too. Charlie Wilson's War. Yeah. We're not all perfect, you guys. Night at the Museum, Battle of the Smithsonian. Oh, she's so good in that. Those pants are amazing.

She wears those Amelia Earhart pants. I think one of the first times I was on the show, you couldn't stop talking about those pants. Oh, I've obsessed over it for a moment then, and then again now. When that subject comes up, when someone's talking to me about that movie, like let's say I'm at coffee,

and someone says, oh, Escape from the Smithsonian? And I'll be like, incorrect, ma'am. What's it really called? I don't know. It had a different name. Battle of the Smithsonian?

Yeah, Battle. It's called Tom Lennon's Vacation Home. Oh. He did make some money, probably. A lot. But it was not his idea to have tiny Einsteins that wrapped. Einstein? Yeah, Einstein's.

Let's try to get in a little reverse Malton to round this out. What is this fabric? All of these guys are familiar with the Leonard Malton game the way it's normally played, so I think they'll pick up quickly on how reverse Maltin works. I don't think I will. I have a hard time grasping the concept in its normal state. Of a reverse Maltin?

We give names. So Chris gets to go first. And my phone is not in my pocket. It's on the table. Just talking myself through this and I'm going to pull up the good old Leonard Moulton app, which is a dead app. So I'm going to

tell Chris. Why? Why is it? Why Santa Claus? Why? Because they saw I'm just going to take the Christmas tree back to my workshop and fix it up and bring it back. Okay, Grinch. Where are you? I'm trying to find the reverse malting.

There it is. I got it. Here we go. I was watching Harmontown. After every episode, he edits out all the, for whatever reason, he just goes through and listens to the whole thing and edits stuff out. You guys don't do that, right? We do it all the time. We don't, actually. No, not every episode.

Wait, you guys don't seem to be agreeing on this. We make edits occasionally. Well, they don't. You got it sometimes. Yeah. The reasons. I'm glad we got to the bottom of that. I wanted some for the headlines this weekend.

You know, generally it's only if we, you know, if we say something, it's like, oh, maybe that person wouldn't want us to say that to everyone. You know what I mean? It's like, it's more about inside info about things. Right, well, that brings me to Jonah Ray's social security number.

Five, four. Which I've jotted down. What's the fake social security number in movies? Have they had to come up with one, or does it just never come up? It's five, five. Like phone numbers do. Albuquerque. It is?

No. All right, Chris gets to pick between three titles, and he gets to tell me which one of those movies he thinks he knows the most actors and actresses that appeared in it. And then I will tell him how many people appeared in that movie, according to Leonard Maltin. Only the ones Leonard Maltin lists. And then you can bid on how many of those you think you can name before it moves on to Jonah, who can bid more names or challenge you to accomplish that goal.

I guess Ghostbusters? Wait, no, he's going to give you three movies. You don't get a pick. I wanted to pick one. That is fun to know that Ghostbusters is the one that you think you know the most names from. Also, the cast in Ghostbusters isn't huge. No, but it's a good one where you can,

like, in your head, you can just picture all of them. Like, who played the bishop? Who played the mayor? Who played the mayor? Like who, you know. Who played the violin playing boyfriend who was all snooty?

I don't know that guy's name. Oh, that's, oh fuck, I do know that name. Hang on. We have an audience guess of Chris Hardwick

for some reason. Yes. No audience guesses. Matt can't come up with it. Well, I'm glad to hear you're feeling better, sir.

That's what he says. He's very pale. Yeah. All right. Forget it. Nobody really cares what his name is. so very pale. Yeah. All right. Forget it. Nobody really cares what his name is. Doesn't matter. Chris, which one of these movies, of these three, do you think you know more of the people?

Would it be Ocean's 13? That's a lot of people. Showgirls? Oh, God. Or Con Air. Ooh. All of which take place entirely in or partially in Las Vegas. Or not in at all.

God damn it. Which one's not in Vegas at all? No, I'm just saying. Okay. I mean. For a second there, I thought I really fucked up. No. All right. Which one of these Vegas movies? Is it Showgirls, Con Air, or the Blues Brothers?

Wait, what? What? I'm just making the mistake he assumed that I made. I mean, I guess Ocean's 13, although I don't know... All right, well, that's great poker-faced attitude. It's awesome. It's a really winning formula in this game. I should tell everybody backstage I say this every time.

How many out of... Boy, that's a deep list. 17 names. 17 names. How many of those do you think you can name? In any order but they have to be 17 of the ones

that Leonard picks so he might leave out like some 13 people in four five five he's saying five names exciting

five names from oceans 13 we go to Jonah so I would have to go higher or wait I'm sorry

we go to Matt right we gotta change the order already. Thank fucking God. Matt. Oh, fuck. We're going to Matt in honor of his wedding. I'll go six, Doug.

I'm gonna go six. All right. Jonah can either challenge him and hope that he fucks it up somehow. That's what I always want from Matt. I feel good about it. How do you feel about naming seven people? Not good, Doug. Well, if you'd have said, I feel great about it. How do you feel about naming seven people? Not good, Doug.

Well, if you'd have said, I feel great about it. I feel great about it. Then maybe Chris would challenge you and you'd have to think about it for a second and maybe you'd come up with it. I don't think I would. So you think there's a better chance that Matt won't know the six names?

Because those are your options. Okay. You got to bid higher or you got to ask him to do it? Yeah, do it. Doug, I have a question. Hang on. Thank you. Doug, I have a question

about how the game is played. Like the old Leonard Maltin game, do we have to go in order of appearance? No, no. I said you don't. All right. Sorry.

I was probably just staring into Chris's eyes. It's confusing to listen to it all in one. You got yourself... I'd go Brad Pitt, the Clunes. You know, if you're just going to goof around with pronunciation,

The Clunes is pretty rad, though. Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Don Cheadle, Carl Reiner's back. Julia Roberts is probably in it. Andy Garcia makes a return appearance. I'm sorry to say. Who isn't in it again? Julia Roberts is not in 13. I could have gone to Matt Damon. I'm sorry, everybody.

And it would have been so topical because of the Martian. Yeah. They bought ad space on this episode. Well, that means that Jonah gets a point. Hey! Default, default. Oh, we got to wrap this up. All right.

Okay, so Jonah's got one. We're playing to two points. And the next person that gets to pick will be Chris again. And then it'll go to Matt. I ate too many Sour Patch Kids. Is your tum-tum getting sour? It's real bad, guys. Oh, buddy.

I haven't been eating sugar because of the wedding. And now I just had all that sugar. Chris, which one of these movies do you know more of the cast from? Casino Royale. Ooh, Casino Royale. Oh, Casino Royale. Uh-huh, from 2006. And Casino Royale from 1967.

It's not fair. And the Royal Tenenbaums. Oh, there you go, Chris. You got that. I'm going to go Royal Tenenbaums. Chris, you can do the Royal Tenenbaums. I'm going to go Royal Tenenbaums. All right, you're going to fuck this up, all right? I'm going to go to Tenenbaums. Don't fuck it up. All right going to go Royal Tenenbaums. Chris, you can do the Royal Tenenbaums. I'm going to go Royal Tenenbaums.

All right, you're going to fuck this up. I'm going to go to Tenenbaums. Don't fuck it up. All right, here's your Tenenbaums. You got this. There's more than Tenenbaums. Ladies and gentlemen, Doug Benson. No, it is ten. It is exactly ten.

Oh, delightful. There's ten. Oh, he made a mistake. It was right. There's one more than nine. I'm going to... How many of them can you come up with? I'll say four.

There's a poster you can picture as you do it. I'm going to start with four. Okay. Eight. Whoa, Matt Myra. He doesn't know what he's saying. He's high on Sour Patch Kids. I had a lot of blue ones.

Oh, here's one on the floor. Don't eat that. Don't do it. Wait, wait, wait. To the left. To the left. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Do you think that Louis Anderson stepped on this? Friends with benefits. Now, you're going to have ten seconds. Hello. Matt Myra... Oh, shit. One more time. Post it. Get them likes. Matt Myra found this Sour Patch Kid on the floor.

Is he going to eat it? Oh, Jonah. Doug doesn't care over there. Jonah's not impressed. Audience happy. I don't know if it's not good because it's on the floor. I hate green. A little of both probably, right?

Ten names. All right, here we go, Doug. Oh, wait, Jonah, you're supposed to tell me. You said eight, right? You said eight, yeah, out of ten names. Yeah, okay, go for it. All right, here we go ten. Out of ten names. Yeah, okay. Go for it. All right. Here we go.

Here you go. If you fail, Jonah will be our winner. Okay. And he'll bring us right in on time. So please. Gene Hackman. Take that into consideration. We're going with the patriarch of the tannin bombs.

Gene Hackman. We'll go with Danny Glover. Angelica Houston. Owen Wilson. Luke Wilson. Gwyneth Paltrow. Ben Stiller. Boy, I was a lot more confident.

What do I need now? How many more do I need? One more. One more? You motherfuckers. Eight out of ten. Hang on. Nine.

Gotta come up with one more. Another one guy who's always having it. It's almost New Year's Day, everybody. It's been on the podcast. Four, three, two. Shut up, Jason Schwartzman, everybody. Yeah. Shut up, Jason Schwartzman, everybody. Yeah. Shut up, Jason Schwartzman, everybody.

I don't think that's his name, Doug. I don't think it's his name. That is incorrect. I don't think that is his name. Out of the ten names, he did not make the cut. Oh. No, Jason Schwartzman. And because he's not in it.

Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin narrated it. He whispered through the whole movie. Seymour Cassell is the older gentleman. I wouldn't have gotten that anyway. And a little guy named Bill Murray was in there. Yeah.

Of course. As he is with a lot of the Wes Anderson projects. I'm trying to think of one he's not in. Of course. Bill Murray. He's not. Boy, I really. He's in every Wes Anderson thing, right?

I like to come up short with my Julia Robertses and my Jason Schwartzmanses. Can you imagine how cool either Wes Anderson or Bill Murray is or both of them that he just shows up for everything the guy does? Like they're just on the same page. I think Wes Anderson makes a cool set and then Bill Murray says the lines how he wants to say them.

I think he respects the script, but I think he does it his way. He did it his way. Wes Anderson seems so soft-spoken. I can't imagine them arguing. He also takes a train everywhere. Guy doesn't fly. Jonah Ray is our winner.

Hey. Took a lot of hard work, but I think I did it. We brought this thing right in on time. I'm excited about that. How did Jonah win that by default? Because he got two points. He challenged me to name it. He succeeded at one time and

challenged the guy the other time. He pretty much took the win by every angle. Seen as how it's Matt's special weekend. Oh, okay. Can I give him my win? Oh. That's interesting. Don't do that to your prize companion.

Oh, yeah. You're kind of fucking up for that. You're boning somebody over the prizes. He's going to be puking sour patch kids. But Matt doesn't get anything for getting the prizes. And I'm sure Zach to the future has a great shithead that he'd like me to say. He's got a pretty good shithead. Yeah,

so I think that's enough reward. Do you really want to carry around this bag of crap for the rest of the night, Zach? Okay. He sounded like

no pressure on him. He wants the bag. He wants the bag. No, he doesn't get the bag. Jonah's the winner. But, who are you playing for?

Where's the person you're playing for? Oh, he's right over here, Sean. Oh, there you go. Congratulations, man. I'm sorry I almost got torn away from you.

Are you ready to catch in the face? Here you go. Did somebody bring donuts today? I thought donuts were going to be here. You're in the back? What happened to the donuts? All right. You guys got any plugs you want to say?

I don't need your shithead, of course, because he won. Just give him his thing back Right in the eye Ow Don't forget the Judd's shirt He really wants the Judd's shirt I got it Don't forget your $10 donation

Everyone made fun of it but guess what Yeah It's his shirt he deserves it There you go The guy loves to have things to throw out, ladies. I want to see it on. Put it on. Put it on.

Take that shirt off. Put the shirt off. Put it on. Take it off. Take that off and put it on. Show us that crossfit body. And make a Snapchat of it. Guys, I really do feel sick.

Yeah, because you ate a fucking bunch of sour. What did you expect would happen? I didn't finish the band. I gave you this shirt. Yes. Wear your judge shirt with pride. Plus did you expect? What happened? I didn't. I gave you this shirt. Yes. Wear your judge shirt with pride. Plus you're getting married tomorrow. That's got to give you a little

butterflies, bro. That's a pretty big show. You're going to have to get way more yolk to fill that up. Well, yeah, lifting later. What do you what do you what do you what do you what do you lift heavy stuff? Yeah, me too. Hey, Zach, come get your thing back because it's just too

irresistible to just stomp on it. Matt, there you go. And also, he's got a crash soon on his sugar. He's going to just rip that up. Real bad. I made a lot of bad decisions today, and that was number one. Well, I hope I pronounced this one right, and I hope I put the right one second to end

the show, but Matt, you want to plug anything? Yeah, November 25th, the Tampa Improv. It's the day before Thanksgiving. Come see me and Kevin Smith. I think we have a 7 o'clock show. And I don't know what to do with the tuck salad and scrambled eggs. Yep. When is that?

November 25th. Okay, in Tampa. Ybor City. Take me down to Ebor City Chris, what do you got coming up? What should they do? Go to your websites You got lots of tour dates, right? Tour dates? Yeah, the tour dates are coming up I'm going to tape my special in San Francisco in January Tickets are on sale for that soon

Going to Boise, Los Angeles, Celtic City Coming up and then Talking Dead comes back Sunday And then at midnight every Monday through Thursday. And then we're also, it was announced we're going to do Talking Dead for Fear the Walking Dead next year. Oh, good. Yeah, just do it for both. I don't know why there was that gap there. Ain't that a great show?

It's a fucking great show. It's a great show. It really is. I was expecting to be okay with it. Okay. And it's fucking great. I know. I'm glad you think so because I'm going to be... Yeah.. Okay. And it's fucking great. I know. I'm glad you think so because I wouldn't be.

Yeah. So maybe I can get on that one. Oh, I see where you're going with this. What's on the phone? Wow, what a good guy you are. What? You talking to the booker? Well, I'm just looking at the time.

I know a lot about zombies. Yeah. Remember when I told you about the walking dead? Nope. Okay. Did you really ask Chris if he was texting the booker? Yes. That was happening right then? Yeah.

He got right on it. He gets stuff done. It's true. What do you want to plug, Jonah? Nothing. Really? Yeah, don't want to plug anything. I just want to say hi.

Already married. First of the three of you to get married. Next, Matt. Is there a date set, Chris? Possibly August. It depends on where we can have it venue-wise. I see. Yeah, of course.

August is a wonderful time of year to put on a suit. It's the only time I have a little bit of time off next year. It's the only time there's not some bullshit dead show on. What's going to be the theme, Chris? Of what? Of the wedding. It's not going to be a zombie-themed wedding. Wait, do they have to have themes?

It's going to be Zardoz. Matt, does your wedding have a theme? Yeah. What's the theme? Just show up and eat. I think you stole the slogan from Vegas. Alright, I want to plug something Douglas movies is in LA this Tuesday

at Meltdown Comics in the Nerd Melt showroom and Wednesday night we're at the UCB over on Franklin I think there's still tickets for both of those one more time for my guests Matt Myra Chris Hardwick and Jonah Ray

and for Las Vegas for standing up for a podcasting that you love and supporting the show and coming out and... Dog loves movies! Keeping Matt alive with sugar sustenance. And as always... I feel real bad right now. Jason Chaffetz is the shithead.

Did I say it right? Okay. I thought that would get more support, but I agree with you. Chris is texting. He doesn't know we've left the stage. I'm not texting. He's making Snapchats about the show. He's promoting the show, Matt.

What are you doing? Just yelling from behind a curtain like you're Dom DeLuise in a Mel Brooks comedy? Oh, shit! He got you! I hope the listeners are enjoying the behind-the-curtain comedy of Jonah Ray and Matt Myra.

Please enjoy the behind-the-curtain comedy of Jonah Ray. They do not come out. They are too shy. But you will love the things they yell about through a curtain. They don't use microphones. And thanks again. Thanks again again Las Vegas you guys for coming out on a

hot Saturday you could be gambling watching college football or whatever you could be watching Sicario or Steve Jobs I like watching a movie that has a very similar title

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Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies