Doug Loves Movies - Cinefamily

Episode Date: September 30, 2012

Doug talks to himself in his apartment and shares a clip of the intro of guests Rob Huebel, David Huntsberger, and Matt Mira at the Benson Movie Interruption of The Avengers at Cinefamily in Los Angeles.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming maybe sticky seeds with 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies special mini boner no guests app coming to you from my apartment deep below the ground just outside Monrovia on Monday October 1st rent is due to Oceans 12. Today I'm just going to yap for a while then I'm going to play the intro segment from last night's Benson movie interruption at CineFamily in Los Angeles for people who are interested in that sort of thing. Most of you can probably just go ahead and turn this off right now. Since last I spoke and

you listened, I found out that the Popo scare at the Douglas Movies taping in Austin was just one lady cop who wandered into the highball to check out the fantastic arcade that occupied the space a few days prior to where I was doing my podcast. That arcade was curated by Wiley Wiggins, who I hope to get on the show someday. That arcade was curated by Wiley Wiggins, who I hope to get on the show someday. Anyway, she just came in, took a look around, and bailed within seconds, as awesome Austin police officers are wont to do. In case you didn't get the message from the last two episodes, I had a damn good time at Fantastic Fest and plan to attend again next year and the year after and the year after. Schedule permitting.

On the last day of Fantastic Fest, I saw my favorite film of the entire festival, The American Scream. Oh, that means my laundry is ready to be moved from the washing machine to the dryer. American Scream, I was saying, is a movie that you could see on the Chiller Network on October 28th if you have something on your cable or satellite called the Chiller Network. I don't think I have it. Anyway, it's a great documentary from the dude who did Best Worst Movie. I hope to have him on the podcast soon to talk about it. It's an absorbing look at people who set up home haunted houses on Halloween. I also was able to catch screenings of Paranormal Activity 4 and the remake of Red Dawn, which felt exactly like watching another Paranormal Activity movie and a remake of Red Dawn, which felt exactly like watching another Paranormal Activity movie and a remake of Red Dawn. I think I saw about 17 movies in a week and two screenings of my own movie,

plus a movie mock of Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer, and I'd just like to say that everyone at Fantastic Fest helped that event live up to its name. It is, in fact, a festival. Now it's time for Not for Emetophobes. Pitch perfect, fun movie, but absolutely not for emetophobes. There's as much barf tossed around in this movie as there is slushies thrown in a season of glee to make the acapella connection this has been not for a metaphobes acapella edition sober september's over but uh i didn't drink at midnight last night and i might not drink tonight yeah i'm cruising

right into sober october We'll see what happens. Tomorrow we're taping a new Dining with Doug and Karen, so I'll probably drink then. Thursday night at Nerd Melt at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles. I'm doing a Benson interruption with lots of special guests. Saturday I'll be drinking probably at the 420 show at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase. And Sunday, I'll be drinking probably at the Arlington Draft House

in Arlington, Virginia. Monday, I'll probably be drinking all the way through a Douglas Movies taping at the Gramercy Theater in New York City. And I'll be drink, drink, drinking probably all weekend long during the LA Podcast Festival. Go to DougLovesMovies.com for all of those dates

and links to buy tickets and also for shows in Minneapolis, Rosemont, Phoenix, San Francisco, Vancouver, Miami, and Fort Lauderdale. You can also buy a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. If you take a picture of yourself wearing it

and tweet it to me, I will retweet it. That is a pledge to you. And now, the intro from last night's movie interruption at CineFamily, and as always, the Tesseract is a shithead

Adrian is the best he made all this happen for all of us and I love doing these movie interruptions. How many folks here today have seen today's movie already, The Avengers? Okay, okay. So that tells me that this is going to be as interesting as I assumed it would be

because, you know, how mean can you be to a movie everybody loves? But I do have some issues with it. I'm not going to lie to you. because how mean can you be to a movie everybody loves? But I do have some issues with it. I'm not going to lie to you. We'll see what happens as we're watching it together. And if you haven't seen The Avengers yet, that's even better for you, I think. Because people tell me, and I've noticed it every once in a while,

I haven't seen the movie yet that we do here. And when that happens, it's really, I sit there the whole time going, I almost went and just watched this in a theater without anyone sitting with me making fun of it. I almost went and watched this by myself. Like Spider-Man, the amazing Spider-Man, it turned out to be a pretty awful movie under these circumstances, like when you're judging every moment.

And, uh... I was shocked to learn that they're going to go ahead with the sequel with the same Spider-Man and the same director. Yeah. So, I'll see you guys here in about two years. And we'll have ourselves another good time with that one. Let me get my guests out here.

I always try to get the funniest, nerdiest dudes and ladies that I know that are available and willing to come sit through a two-and-a-half-hour movie that one of them's already seen four times. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome David Hunsberger, Matt Myra, and Rob Hubel.

I'm really about to see the girl. There you go. I'll put the tape off of there. Guess which have to speed it up though. It's a little over there. There you go. I'll put the tape off of there. Guess which of us thought, Hello, the Huns! We're the Huns. Would you remind me to feed my meter at 7.15? At 7.15, tap me on the shoulder.

Please don't pause the movie. Okay. I'm going to remember that. Don't pause it. Just keep it going. David has a meter situation too. David Huntsberger, everybody. He's here.

From, of course, Professor Blastoff. Very popular podcast with the ladies. Strictly ladies. How stupid is that one girl who yelled yay for Spider-Man Field? She was yelling yay for my version of Spider-Man. And now I feel stupid. That's Matt Meyer, everybody. Good to talk to you. that's Matt Meyer everybody and you've seen this four times

sure have and one of those times was directly before I texted you to come do this it might have even been during it and I was like should I finish this? yes well I saw time number two for me for the Avengers was on a plane,

and I had lots of other options of movies I hadn't seen, but I kind of thought, you know what? I want to see it one more time before doing the interruption just to really get my arguments in order. No, no, and I really, just even on a plane, I really enjoyed it, so this is going to be a weird one to do a movie that's mostly tons of dialogue that's hard to talk during. And then tons of loud action that's hard to talk during. Was there anything that wasn't one of those two things in the entire movie?

So this is going to be an interesting one. And Rob Hubel is also here, everybody. Star of What to Expect When You're Expected. What? Don't say that. There is a lot of ways to introduce me, but that's not the way I prefer to be introduced. You were on buses. Not by mentioning that movie. The trailer is five minutes of you high-fiving on the gym.

It looked like a beer commercial. Like, they trick you and it turns out it's about pregnancy. And then I think they made that movie into a sitcom that's about to get canceled. No, they didn't. I saw nothing of that movie that you weren't in until I saw the movie. I wish I was in this movie we're going to watch

because then I would just beat off. Which role would you play? The good guy? Nice. Don't you feel like we're driving a bus with a bunch of nerdy, sweaty people? So that's Rob Hubel.

I decided it would be fun to record this part for the podcast listeners to hear. So I'll slap that on the next episode. People can fast forward through it or whatever they want to do. But of course we can't record the rest of what we're about to do

because we're going to watch The Avengers and we're going to say our piece. David Huntsman has never seen The Avengers. Correct. So I'm the most interesting to be sitting here shushing you guys. Okay, maybe I should explain the premise to you a little bit better. Guys, cut it out. You guys always talk this much.

And for those of you in the audience that have some sort of alcoholic beverage or just like to chug whatever it is you drink, I think everyone should drink every time they say Tesseract. That's a reference I don't get yet. I think you'll get more beer. You're going to get it. You're going to get it a lot. So we're getting a little bit of feedback noise on these mics that'll hopefully,

I don't know which two it is. You can move over a little bit more, Matt, and I can sit over here, and that way our mics aren't too close together. Hopefully. Seems alright right now. I did a whole touch to myself, it's like I'm home.

The next, you're going to see is some CineFamily trailers that are generally off-putting, so don't judge me here in this presentation. You guys see what I'm saying? It's stuff like this. Father released.

Nice mother's beer. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.