Doug Loves Movies - Cinefamily XII

Episode Date: May 2, 2013

This shorty features the audio from the opening of The Benson Movie Interruption of "Safe Haven" at Cinefamily with Brendon Walsh and Rory Scovel. Plus Doug's plugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug Loves Movies! a family in LA, and I'll play the audio from the opening of that show at the end of this mini-epi, and let me tell you, as interruptible movies go, Safe Haven did not disappoint. I highly recommend when it comes out on DVD that you invite all your friends over to watch it and laugh your asses off. It's crazy. Wednesday night, Edgar Wright got me into the opening night of Entertainment Weekly's Cape Town Film Fest at the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood. It was great to see Scott Pilgrim on the big screen again. But it was really great, really, really great to see the premiere of the trailer for Edgar's latest, The World's End. It looks so good. And you'll be able to see the trailer soon.

looks so good. And you'll be able to see the trailer soon, and I'm hoping to do a World's End episode of Douglas movies around the time of its release in August on the 23rd, I believe. Tomorrow night, St. Louis. First show sold out.

We had it at 11 o'clock there at the Firebird. Come celebrate Star Wars Day with me and comedy film nerd Graham Elwood. Sunday, Cinco de Mayo fun at the Firebird, come celebrate Star Wars Day with me and comedy film nerd Graham Elwood. Sunday, Cinco de Mayo Fun at the Rosemont, Illinois Zanies, right next to Toby Keith's, I love this fucking place, N-Bar.

Boise, Idaho, Knitting Factory, May 11th. Sunday, May 12th, Comedy Works Denver, state of, at 420, and that of, is Mother's Day. So bring your bongs and moms. And all of these shows will have a Leonard Maltin game at the end.

So bring your name tags. And for all my deets and dates and links, go to DougLovesMovies.com. And as always, Julianne Hough's penis is a shithead. Hey everybody, thank you, Hadrian, for that introduction that I always miss because I'm out there talking to the guests and just reminding them of the rules of which there's really only one

and it gets violated all the time but I still request it every time and that's try not to talk over the dialogue because because how many people here tonight have never seen Safe Haven? Always love the show of hands. It's almost like, I'm fucked up! Right over here! Or just super polite. When asked a question, you raise

your hand, and you don't clap. I mean, I guess you don't raise your hand or clap when asked a question in day-to-day life. Paper or plastic? That'll be fun for the podcast listeners. So, uh, yeah, tonight we're watching Safe Haven, which is a movie interruption Safe Haven of sorts, because there's no way it. Do not yell out if you have seen it. That is just, like, Kumail Nanjiani was just like, the twist is unbelievable. You're not going to believe it. And I was like, really? You saw Satan? No, I just heard about the twist. I don't know if that was a good impression. It was racist.

But he couldn't be here tonight because he got cast on another thing that just makes it seem like he's always like, oh, I've got to be on camera. I can't make it over there to make fun of somebody else's work. He always seems very

disappointed when he can't make it. And I'll try to get him on the next one, which will be the Halle Berry Classic The Call on May 22nd. But let's get my gang of two,

two of my favorite movie interrupters are here tonight to help me help you watch St. Haven. Please give a big warm welcome to my buddies Rory Stovall and Brandon Walsh! Woo!

Yeah, Rory, take the microphone and sit on your wife. Brandon, you can take the one that's right there. Sit on pillow six. Yeah, we're going wireless now, so if you have to take a dump during this, feel free to take your microphone with you. All right, let me share some sounds from inside. Rory Scovel!

Hello. That's me. Thank you. Thank you. You haven't seen Safe Haven. That is a safe bet right there. I have not. No one is safe, no one is safe.

But you're excited to see it. Yeah, I think it's going to be perfect. You know one of those movies you see and you're excited to see it. Yeah, I think it's going to be perfect. For our needs, yes. You see it and you're like, this is just perfect. They put this together just right. Yeah, I think for our needs anyway. And maybe for Basic Cable. Because there are certain movies on Basic Cable that I will watch.

What is happening on your phone, brother? Do you guys know the show Storage Wars? Yes. Here's my rendition of the theme song. My home's this town of John Madden My home's this town of John Madden My home's this town of John Madden My own self. My own self. Yeah! But why did this happen now?

I was trying to turn it off, and I hit... Oh, you're trying to turn it off, and then... You tried to turn it off and accidentally hit something you created and wanted to share with everyone? What a horrible mistake. Do you have any bits you're going to accidentally do during the movie tonight, Rory? I went to Cape Cod once, and I stayed

in a hotel where... But yeah, that was Brandon Walsh, everybody, with the Garbage Wars. Trash Fight, what's it called? Storage Wars. The grandfather of all. Oh, you know what?

Wasn't the working title of that show Fucking Idiots? Yeah. There's a new one. The fuck was I watching last night? Guys. Oh, guys who drill for oil in your backyard. That's the title of the show? I don't know what the fuck it's called.

But it's all something. It doesn't have to be anything. It's called Oil Bees? Yeah. Backyard Oil Wars? Oil Wars. It's probably called Black Gold or something.

Anybody know what it's called? Backyard Drillers.? Backyard drillers. Backyard drillers. You're pretty smart. No, that's how it's... That is like... That doesn't sound more like an offer. Keep it in the front yard, please.

Party in the front, drill in the back. So Brandon had never even heard of this movie, which is, that's charming. I thought there was a good chance that it would be something like you explained what it is out back, or it was like a Vin Diesel thing. You know, he takes somebody, I don't know, he's like a fake patron. He's not in a movie that doesn't have Fast super title anymore.

Right? Did he do anything between Fast Five and Fast Six? Nope. Nope? I'm just, I'm Liv Dominic. The character of Dominic gave up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. It just gave my blood. I wish that

Safe Haven was the same movie, but it had Ryan Reynolds and Denzel Washington as the two leads. But what's the same story as Safe Haven? So, gay, interracial. Yeah. So, gay, interracial. Yeah, so that's what I'm into.

And amazing. Yes. Too bad Tony Scott isn't around anymore to direct it. Because that could have been perfect. This movie is actually directed by a director I really respect, Lasse Hallström, who did My Life as a Dog. He did a very underrated movie. I think Hadrian and I have nerded out about this once around with Richard

Dreyfuss and Holly Dunnett. I like that movie. Anyway, he made this. Gun to his head. Let's give the poor Swede a break. is there any other business? Oh, Hadrian is actually joining us to watch the movie because he had other plans tonight

and then I told him at Backyard that this movie had a lot of drilling. No, I told him that this movie had a crazy twist and he's like, alright, now I gotta watch it. So I hope this crazy twist doesn't let Hadrian down and I hope to see you guys again on May 22nd for the call. But for now... Can I guess the twist?

Let's cry. No! Please don't. I'm so excited that I... She's a man, baby. No, buddy. I would still be surprised. If she ended up having a dick. That would be pretty good.

That twist is supposed to be pretty crazy. She used to be a man, that's probably what it's going to be. And they'll show flashbacks and they'll use her brother, Derek Hunt. She wasn't just running away from her hometown, she was running away from herself. And her dick.

And her penis. And now another episode of Junk Wars. Ladies and gentlemen, please try to enjoy. Oh, and also five second films. We're going to show all of my five second films. Now it's time for Doug to watch another

talkie. Eyes of gold his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies.