Doug Loves Movies - Cinefamily XIII

Episode Date: May 23, 2013

This mini boner features the opening moments of the Benson Movie Interruption of "The Call" with co-interrupters Pat Healy, Natasha Leggero, and Ben Schwartz.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug Loves Movies! at CineFamily of The Call starring Halle Berry and Little Miss Sunshine. Not a terrible movie, but just bad enough for us to have a damn good time interrupting it. I'll play the audio from the opening moments of that show at the end of this mini boner. Next movie interruption will be Indiana Jones and the Temple, not the Temple,

the Crusade of Last, the Last Crusade at 420 on Father's Day, cinefamily.org for tickets. Since last I spoke, you listened. I saw the Broadway play Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike. Great show by Christopher Durang. I recommend it to anyone who wants to spend $50 to over $100 to see a play. On the plane here from New York City, I tried to watch Sound City on the TV in the seat in front of me, but it broke down 20 minutes in. How does it end? Is Dave Grohl still alive?

20 minutes in. How does it end? Is Dave Grohl still alive? Saturday I'll be in Knoxville, Tennessee. And Sunday and Monday in Nashville, Tennessee. And don't think I'm not going to squeeze in a visit to Dollywood while I'm in the area. All of my tour dates and links and deets are available at DouglasMovies.com. And for those of you that are unhappy that I'm doing ads for Hulu Plus, keep in mind that you are still getting hours of free entertainment from me each week, and that the Hulu Plus

ads will only appear in one of each of the weekly episodes. Unless you consider this a Hulu Plus ad. And now, the movie interruption opening from last night. And as always, anyone who puts Little Miss Sunshine in the trunk of a car is a shithead. Thank you, Hadrian. Hey, everybody.

Hadrian, everybody. He's great. Cinefamily.org. If you're listening to this, because I like to podcast this part of the show, if you're listening, join up with Cinefamily. Even if you don't live here in Los Angeles, just sign up

and contribute because it's a great, great thing. We're about to do a great thing. Probably this might be the last ever packed showing of The Call. We probably had a few on opening weekend

in the bigger cities. Oh, there's some knowing laughs out there. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is the part where I pull the tape off of the couches in the front row. I love the couches with the way they seat people. Your little pillow has a number on it. It's adorable.

I love this cult that they have going here. I saw, did you guys see the Source family here? Yeah. Cine family, get it? It's very similar. Like, Cine family is a cult without, you know, without all, you know, getting everybody's money or having sex with them.

It's just about just sharing cinema and worshipipping it. And speaking of which, on Sunday, Father's Day, June whatever that is, I'm going to guess 14th? No, 16th?

June 16th. 4.20 in the afternoon. Bring your dads and your grads from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Yeah, I'm going to go classic next month and then just patiently wait for Greg Gatsby to be available.

Because it must be interrupted. It must happen. That showing might be all angry dudes. That was the last movie I saw with her. They should have called that movie Camel Straw Please help me in welcoming To interrupt the call

With Halle Berry Who could not make it tonight Despite my repeated requests Please welcome Pat Healy, Natasha Leggero Despite my repeated requests. Please welcome Pat Healy, Natasha Leggero, and Ben Schwartz. Sure. Just have a seat right there. Natasha, just grab that microphone right there, young lady, and have a seat right there.

Can I get this whole thing? You can have the whole thing, or Ben can sit there with you. You can sit on five, and he can sit on three. Yeah, this is right here. Yeah, that's cozy. Where are the people I told to sit right here? What happened to them? I don't know where they are,

but I told them they could sit right there and to go sit right there, and they're not there. So when they show up, boo them. Where the fuck they went? Slaughter weather. Let's say hi to everybody let's start with the reason i asked you to be here today is because you're the creepy voice on the phone in the film compliance i'm talking to pat healy everybody That's the only reason.

My sparkling lip. Oh, no, I also think you're a funny guy. I've seen you be... You're kind of humorous. I'm pretty funny in that. You're kind of funny in compliance, yes. Complete weirdo. I make a sandwich.

Yeah, and then, but you also have a movie coming out soon, an independent film, with Dave, with our friend Dave Koechner. Dave Koechner. Yeah.

And your friend Sarah Paxton. Sarah. And who's the other dude in it? Ethan Embry. Yeah. Cheap Thrills. dude in it? Ethan Embry. Cheap Thrills. It's called Cheap Thrills. It's called that. It describes it

and it's called that. It's perfect. When's that coming out? I think you have to wait until February. It's a big monster campaign. I don't know how things are unfolding.

Okay. Was the talk of the Sundance... I'm sorry. I'm trying to promote myself. Was the talk of the South by Southwest? Yeah, well, either one is good. Yeah, same thing. I think I voted for it.

Oh, thank you. I think so. Well won. one is good. Yeah. Same thing. I think I voted for it. Oh, thank you. I think so. Vote one. Thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. Natasha Leggero, also another first time movie interrupter. Still with the... I thought you were kidding when you said, can you wear

your sunglasses? Do you watch movies with sunglasses on? No, I was just crying in my car right before this. That's how dedicated I am to show business. I'm serious. I believe you. I forgot that you said that earlier. Well, it's true.

And I'm telling this to the public. But you'll take them off when the movie starts. I mean, do you care? I'm just saying, it'll be in a dark theater. I mean, as it is right now, no one can see your eyes, even if you didn't have sunglasses on. Because you're wearing a hat, you have your back to all of them. If you had one, you'd just say, I can't see anything! When is there going to be a daytime sequence? It's actually too bright.

But I'm sorry about the crying thing. I'm really excited to be here, though. And this is going to cheer you up. I feel like it's going to make me... I think I'm just going to cry throughout the scene. I don't think so. Were you crying because someone put you in the trunk of the car and you called 911 and

beautiful Halle Berry answered the phone but she tried to act like she was frumpy? That actually makes me happy. I think you're going to have a great time. And Ben Schwartz is here again, everybody. Schwartz! Schwartz! Schwartz! Schwartz! Schwartz! Schwartz! Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, How does he have that? How do I do that? And why the fuck did you not get to sing along?

I've got a song for you, Natasha. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, everybody! When we, uh, when you guys sang, remember when I took a video when I was like, I need a video, guys?

Right after I took the video, I went up to Ben and I said, three weeks from now, I'm going to text you this, and you're going to think it's the funniest thing you've ever seen in your life. And I waited three weeks to text him, and he wrote back, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You remember that, Doug? Kind of. I had already seen it a few times on the internet already. It became a little bit of a thing. I think it was because of that that Tumblr sold for $1 billion.

Somebody on YouTube put together, did you see that? Where they put together all the cast members of that movie in stripes. Was the person that's responsible for it here? I don't think so. Cool, guys. There's somebody out there in the world just put together yeah every every one of those actors like in stripes in the movie but also like on the red carpet and matching the song chop chop yeah yeah it was really fucking funny yeah that's good work, whoever you are. Yep.

If you're even hearing this, it's part of a mini Boner episode. So, have you guys, Ben, have you seen this movie? I haven't, but I've actually heard that it's not terrible. Okay. Remember Beautiful Creatures? Did you say that about that before that? No, I didn't. So yeah, so there's hope.

I have a question. Are we allowed to ask your question, Carl? There better be. I don't want you to start bawling right here. It seems like you guys all know each other. What's that? Do you think people come here every time?

Well, there's a lot of people here that are members of CineFamily. Oh, I see. It's cute. I like it. I love how you got that vibe off of it, though, because I haven't referred to anyone by name. This could be a completely different audience. Yeah, everyone's used to this. They know what's happening right now. I think we all might be crying. As you often are, Natasha,

you're the least aware of what's happening on my show in the entire room. It's my child. I love it. That's why I keep asking you back. That and the hats. She's gone through four boxes back. That and the hats.

She's gone through four boxes of Raisinets, by the way. She's a real wimp. I'll piss to the lady behind her and, Ah, she wore a giant fucking hat! Oh, they can't, I'm small. Do you think they're gonna take my hat? You can leave your hat on. I was imagining the sun saying that also. And then throwing down two scoops of raisin.

Natasha, can you name another Halle Berry film? Yes, I can. And that one where it just came out. No, hold on. it just came out, it had a whole bunch of people in it. It was insane. It just got nominated. You're getting warm.

It just got nominated for an Oscar. It was... You didn't like it? No. It was wrong. Not Life of Pi. But now I'm thinking of Halle Berry and Life of Pi.

That's a great movie. Atlas, yeah, that one. Hot Atlas. I hated it. I didn't watch it. I hated it for a great moment. But I did, I never really liked her. You know what, let's stop that humor.

Remember when she won the Oscar and she came up and she was like, But I did, I, I have never really liked her. You know when I stopped liking her? Remember when she won the Oscar? And she came up and she was like, Thank you, thank you, thank you. I can't believe it. Like, it was like, chill out, lady. You just seem really different. The original Anne Hathaway.

She is like black Anne Hathaway. Black-away? Black-away? Black-away? Fucking straight up Black-away? Black-away. Half Black-away. Black! I'm definitely getting into this. Name an Anne Hathaway movie that would be 20 times more funny if it was Halle Berry in it. Princess Diaries? Bride Wars. Pat, have you seen this movie, Pat?

I haven't seen it. All right, so we have four people that have not seen this motion picture are going to guide you through it. I wasn't planning on seeing it. Has anyone here, has anyone in the audience seen this picture? Oh, shit! Halle Berry's here!

Mrs. Berry! Mrs. Berry! Natasha was kidding! Nice tits, Berry. But the boyfriend that got the shit beat out of him, I had the other boyfriend. Oh yeah. Yeah, that was the thing in the news that I didn't pay attention to. He's here to rip on it.

Oh, that'd be great. This is a stupid movie. Was he French? Yeah. This is a stupid movie. He's a French model or Belgian. Oh, yeah. What was his name?

Wasn't he on like a... Well, she has a French boyfriend who's an actor and then the other guy is like a French model. Well, this will bug me for a couple of seconds. What was his...

What was the boyfriend called? Light-skinned black guy? No, no, no. That's all about that. I'm thinking of Eric Bonet. No, this is the guy that her baby daddy. This is going to be the majority of what you guys are going to hear tonight. I'm just going to talk on my Halle Berry TNT.

Yeah, let's get some gossip going, you guys. Her baby bump. Her 46-year-old baby bump. All of it. She's going to have a 46-year-old baby. That baby's never coming out. 46 years old. Bump.

Benjamin Berry. So, thank you to all my friends for coming out here tonight. I'm just trying to impress Natasha. And... As always, CineFamily will present

a couple creepy things that they've got coming up. And... Until you get sick of them, a festival of all of my five-second films. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you.

Because Doug loves movies!