Doug Loves Movies - Cinefamily XIV

Episode Date: June 17, 2013

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Doug Loves Movies! with co-interrupters Zach Galifianakis, Paul F. Tompkins, and Anthony Jeselnik, which will enter your ears in a moment. It's Monday, June 17th, 2 Oceans 13. L.A. friends, come see me at the Hollywood Improv tomorrow night, a special benefit show that I'll be headlining with a 20-minute set following a lot of other great comics like Bill Dwyer and Eliza Schlesinger. And I'll also be hosting a Q&A with some of the cast of the indie treat of the season, The Kings of Summer, at the Landmark Theater this Wednesday night at 740. I'm hoping that

Alison Brie will be there. and I've got movie interruptions coming up in Austin, Texas at the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz and lots of stand-up and podcast tapings all over the country this summer so go to DougLovesMovies.com for dates and deets and now let's go to CineFam

and as always the Nazi Party is a shithead now we're going. Thank you, Hadrian. Hey, everybody. Happy Father's Day to all of y'all. Looks like there's maybe

still a little room in here, because parking is horrible today. Yeah, you think that all the dads would just want to stay home and not deal with it. But here we are. And we're going to watch what was the first movie that came to mind when I knew I was going to possibly do this on Father's Day. I was just like, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Let's go. One of the greatest father movies of all time. About the natural conflict that's going to occur when you're an American man with a Scottish father. But the mere coup of casting Sean Connery in that iconic role is part of the reason we're here today. I'm also very excited to see the River Phoenix prologue, because I always liked that guy, and I miss him.

And so it'll be neat to see that part. But when this movie came out, when I saw it, I was a huge, like, ridiculous Raiders of the Lost Ark and Temple of Doom fan. Like, nothing had gone wrong yet, in my opinion. I know a lot of people don't care for Temple of Doom, but they probably like Hook, so we're even. There's a strange passion for Hook out there that I did not know existed. I unearthed that accidentally. Like, Pandora's box.

But anyway, so we'll see how it fares today. Because I was disappointed by it at the time and haven't really gone back to it. Because I'm just like, why not just watch Temple of Doom again Okie-dokie, Dr. Jones hang on to your potatoes But that's great for so many reasons Please help me in welcoming my co-interrupters for today Zach Galifianakis, Anthony Jesserick, and Paul F. Tucker.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You guys sit together on that. Don't sit all spread-leg like that, like nobody else can join you. Do you want to sit down immediately, Doug? Well, you know. The other fellas do. Yeah, that's how we usually do it. That's Paula Tompkins, everybody!

Can you believe it? Now, how does the day like today work, Father's Day? Because you have children all over the country. That I know of. I know about all of them, yes. How do you do that? How do you juggle all that? I just send a mass email.

PCC. I'm not a jerk. And I say, where are my gifts? My father's name is not a problem for me because my father is dead, dead, dead. I'm in the clear. Right, brother, too. I'm in the clear. It's great, right?

It's freeing. Oh. It's weird you get an email from, you know, paperless posts, like, don't forget dad on Father's Day. Like, why don't you think about who you're sending this to? Dads are not immortal. It's funny that dad's out there.

Yeah, we all can't have Robert Pattinson for a father. Unless they're trying to be spooky about it. Invite dad from beyond the grave to your potluck. Oh, do you like psychics that, you know, the ones that talk to the dead? Do they get a lot of extra biz on this day? Like, you know, I want to call my dad today. Oh, maybe. Yeah.

It's not all people in movies talking to tombstones. Like, he'd be on the other end somewhere going, oh, I'm glad you remembered Father's Day. It still exists here in this other world.

I would have been sad in heaven. Yeah. This is a terrible segue to the next guest. He's just going to have to suck it up. Anthony Jeselik is here. Second season of

The Jeselik Offensive begins on... July 9th. Woo! Nice. Yes, Aaron did that perfectly. Now, it's Aaron or Tim? Aaron. It'll tape on July 9th. Woo! Yes, Aaron did that perfectly. Now, it's airing or taping? Airing. It'll tape on July 3rd.

For all you... For all you studio heads out there. And you take the whole season July 3rd? Yes. You just gang shoot the whole thing. You just guess what's going to happen in the news in the next few weeks. Yeah, we're thinking Mandela's gotta die.

Wait. Mandela's not gonna die. You mean he's going to, or you think he has, you want him to? He's gotta, man. I mean, we run, we got eight episodes, so at some point he's gonna die. Mandela, that's not a big surprise, though. I think people are expecting that. Yeah, please don't have that. I hope it doesn't happen right before I come on, because that's a big surprise, though. I think people are expecting that. Yeah, please don't have that. I hope it doesn't happen right before I come on, because that's a tough subject for me. No way, you'll love it.

We're going to put our spin on it. And then we're predicting Derek Jeter is going to die in... Start by lightning, right? We got a couple options. And then double suicide, which is crazy, Sasha and Malia. That would be messed up. I would love to get in there and make some jokes about that. Yeah, we're hoping it happens during sweeps. But if it doesn't happen, just as good, I think. Wouldn't TV just stop if that happened? Like, wouldn't that just be the only thing they talk about 24-7?

I mean, you remember Michael Jackson, what that was like. I'll never forget. I do. I still think about it sometimes. Yeah. The coverage of Michael Jackson's thing. Black 9-11. Yeah.

of Michael Jackson's thing. Black 9-11. I didn't catch what he said, so I'm just going to introduce the next person who has joined us here today for Indiana Jones. Oh, I'd say, I thought we were saying Mandela's got to die. Here's the little main switch.

We're going to show you it It's a work in progress. Zach Galifianakis, everybody! I saw it facing the audience, Anthony. It's got a sick point in the camera stock. I was surprised he got picked up for a second season. The monologue where he's facing away from the audience is the weirdest three minutes in television. Yeah. Guys, I turned my head. He worked really just fine, I thought. Yeah, he did well. Very well.

What are you up to, Jack? What's going on? Have you seen this movie before? No, but let's make it quick, because I left my dad at Cougar Roof upon his death. No, but let's make it quick, because I left my dad at Cuckaroo for fun. I have a job there, so I'm trying to see. I know Sheila in corporate, so I better go. They're still our Cuckaroo, right? Yeah. Yeah.

The one I used to go to closed, so I thought they all did. I was with my father once, driving through Boys Town. And I was explaining this is the gay neighborhood to my father. And he saw the kookaroo there. And he went, huh, kookaroo. It was a gay bar. Yeah, of course, kookaroo. Thanks.

Thanks. KFC, what gay thing is that stand for? Uh, uh, uh... Are there any dirty words to deal with gay? Cut. All right. Moving on. Nailage. Anthony, have you seen this? You like this movie.

This is, I love, I love all, I love a lot of Nazi movies. But this is the only one that I love where the Nazis are the bad guys. Has there been a Nazi movie that you called Nazi? Yeah, you heard me, Zach. And it goes back to you. The other night at Douglas Moody's, when I said that a category was suggested by Neen Laquifa, Zach laughed for five minutes. I'm still laughing about that. I've told him about it about 18 times this week. I wrote back to that guy on Twitter and told him that you loved it and I haven't heard from him.

Oh. Probably done. Probably done, really. Paul, what's your... Did you answer the question, Anthony, about this movie? Yes. Do you like it or not? Remember the incident in the Hollywood Ants? That was literally seconds ago. Yeah. But it was a jerk answer, right? Sincerely.

Sincerely? Yes. I have seen this movie. And? And I remember wanting it to be better than it was. Okay. I specifically disliked a special effects shot where a Nazi, not to give too much away, is shaking his hand at a dirigible in anger because it's going away and he's stuck down on the ground.

And at least at the time, I know they rushed the movie in post-production, I believe was the story, but at the time there was this kind of blue line around his fist when he patted the dirigible. And I did not care for that. In my youth, it was much harder on this place. Now I just go, that's silly, Lincoln. Speaking of dirigibles, on my way here I saw two wonderful things. I saw a blimp in the sky, which I always love.

But I also saw... blimp fans? But I also saw the manager of the Vista Theater dressed up in a Superman costume. In front of the Vista Theater? Yes. He dresses up in costumes, themed to the movie, and takes tickets. And he never lets you down. But lets his wife down all the time. What did he wear when they were showing Sucker Punch?

Did he wear a... I did not! I did not! This is not the neighborhood I'm at today. I know when Magnolia played there, he was covered in frost. That's right. Because that's one of the only...

I've only seen one or two movies there, and that was one of them. There's a little magnolia there. Great story! Um, comedian great stories. Let's sit back and watch one together. Like, probably the last great story George Lucas

probably will ever tell. This guy has kind of good ideas. He's getting up and leaving before it starts. Beat the rush. Now this movie really is just kind of a rewrite of the first movie, right? I mean, there's a lot of similarities. I think they should have called it

Back to the Nazis or something like that. But at least it's not Crystal Skull. At least it's not a crystal skull. At least it's not that one. Why are you guys being so negative? This is a great movie. Maybe I saw this when I was a kid in theaters.

This is the one Indiana Jones I saw as a kid in theaters. This is a fucking magical time for me. And I wish you guys every day what you have. You guys are going to kind of strike them out. This is going to

be a great experience. Even if none of us say anything. You know what? It's all make-or-play, so we won't

say anything until something happens that deserves derision. I'm not sure they'll go that far. And that will

only take a minute or two. At most. But it's going to be fun anyway. I do like watching movies that are actually good. We watched Breaking Away in Bloomington, Indiana. And that was a god damn treat. Yeah.

So I'm going to sit here with my Tito's and tonic. And it's actually Tito's and soda. But I don't know why I needed to correct that, but nobody cares which one it is. And we're going to show some five-second films that feature one of my buddies who interrupts sometimes, D.C. Pearson.

Take that, Vine! Is that the whole idea? It existed before Vine. I think Vines are six seconds, because they thought they might get sued by five-second films. Yeah, five-second films have been around for a while. And you will love their work. They do a great job. I don't know.

I can't help but think, what if they had ten seconds? Yeah, then they might change the world. But with five seconds, it's just fun. And then also, I'm sure Cinefamily is going to show you something disgusting or, you know, give you an instant headache. Disgusting. But that's part of why I love them. Thank you for coming, you guys. Enjoy.

And what they said last crusade, that's a lie now. So not to be negative. They were talking about crusades. They're not movies.ade, that's a lie now, so not to be negative. They were talking about crusades, Dickhead, not movies. Oh, that's true. I'm glad I didn't stop recording yet. That was gold. Crusades, that wonderful practice that they had. This is the last one. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.

Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!