Doug Loves Movies - Cinefamily XV

Episode Date: June 24, 2013

This mini ep features the opening moments of The Benson Movie Interruption of POINT BREAK at Cinefamily with co-interrupters Kumail Nanjiani, Rory Scovel, and Ben Schwartz.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug Loves Movies! Kumail Nanjiani, Rory Scoville and Ben Schwartz it was a lot of fun but Point Break is a sacred movie to some I asked David Huntsberger to interrupt it but he said no because he didn't want to make fun of it and I was hoping Simon Pegg would do it because he's in town but he responded oh shit, working tonight

that would be a dream so I hope to get him to interrupt something else in the future. And I'll be interrupting three movies in Austin, Texas at the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz on July 6th and 7th. They're all celebrating their 10 year anniversaries.

Too Fast, Too Furious, Hulk, and Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines. Douglovesmovies.com for more deets and links. And now let's go to CineFamily. And as always, anyone who puts Swayze in a corner

is a shithead. That was the best one yet, Hadrian. That was fantastic. What a wonderful introduction. Hey, everybody. Hey. Oh, everybody. Hey. Oh, what happened? We're doing it. We are gathered here today to pay tribute to a film that Leonard Maltin gives two and a half stars. And the last line of his review, he says,

Mr. Swayze could sure use a better hairdresser. Who loves this movie? Who's like, eh? And who has never seen it. All right. We got some of those, and that's absolutely perfect, because I wish I had never seen it, and I was you guys about to watch it the way all the classics should be watched.

I'm going to start showing better and better movies. It gets tough sometimes, though. Like Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, I just felt a lot of people, like, kind of their childhoods, like, draining out of them. It just seemed to make everybody sad that that movie is kind of hard to watch. And also hard to make fun of because you just feel bad that you're shitting on it. Let's get my guests out here. Three of the best ones that I could possibly get. More on that in a second. Kumail Nanjiani, Ben Schwartz, and Rory Scovel.

Let's grab that mic right there. Sit right there. Why do we have the cordless ones sitting everywhere? Those are just like for backup or something? Yeah, we're using the cord ones. I don't know why the cordless ones sitting everywhere? Those are just like for backup or something? Yeah, we're using the cord ones. I don't know why the cordless ones are sitting around. We should make a huge issue out of this. That's Kumail Nanjiani, first time interrupter of a motion picture.

Are you normally much of a heckler? Am I? Yeah. When you're at a movie, do you ever yell stuff out? No. Like my friend Sarah Silverman likes a well-placed fart sound. And half the time it doesn't even get a laugh, and she sinks in her seat. Like, why did I do that?

And then people are like, is that Sarah Silverman making a fart sound? It sounded like her farts. No, I've hated when people talk in movies. I have shushed so many people in my life. Okay, well, don't shush us. I've never seen this movie. I just want to see this movie. I've genuinely never seen this movie.

That's exciting. There's a few people here that share your position, but they probably don't have an entire bottle of Tito's vodka at their feet. You were really ready to enjoy this movie. You were like, I can't leave this out there. I thought the water tasted funny. If I leave it out on the patio, it'll just sit there going undranked. Well, I just brought it for us.

Oh, okay, thank you. For everybody. All right. I'll hit that. I'm just thrilled by these cordless mics that are everywhere. Yeah, they were kind of prepared for both, but I told them that we need mics with cords because we want to abuse the microphones as comedians.

Isn't that right? Rory Scovel is here, everybody. It's a question and an introduction. That is right. You know what I mean? That's how the quickest way I can describe it is I want a microphone and an introduction. You know what I mean? That's how the quickest way I can describe it is I want a microphone I can drop. That I can, you know, throw to the ground.

And then have the cord to reel it right back in. Yeah. It's everything you need. It's also easy to do, like, the microphone is a dick if there's a wire attached to it. Otherwise, like, a cordless dick doesn't really work. It looks like it's taking an erection. You can't, like, really let it dangle. It has't really work. It looks like it's taking an erection. You can't really let it dangle.

It has to be hard. It looks like your dick is detached. We can talk about this. You know, this is the level of discourse I'm hoping continues throughout Point Break. We've got to talk about their dicks a lot. And Ben Schwartz is here, everybody. Hello. Ready to do some dick talk.

Today, I was on a plane, and the movie on the plane was Beautiful Creatures. Yeah. Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Everybody! It petered out a little bit.

Everybody kind of lost their enthusiasm for it. I think it's because I need to go in. You want to go in a little more? Let's do one more. Strike! Strike! Strike I don't know what reason during Beautiful Creatures. I mean, I know why. A lot of characters are just wearing stripes. It's like they're teeth. Everybody's wearing striped shirts. And we started talking about the stripes. Somebody started that chant. It was me. And we started that chant. And then the second time I did it, everybody was on board.

Oh, thanks. I feel like Kumail and I were greatly underprepared for our introduction. The entire audience chanted and we were like, My dick microphone! And I had an inside joke with 140 people. Hey, guys, good to see you. Good to see you. All of the Schwartzes are here.

Oh, my entire family is here. I'm going run up and... Plagg, plagg, no? Nobody? No. Don't be weird. No, it's gotta happen organically, but maybe there'll be something to chant about.

I'm gonna be forcing point break. I'm gonna be forcing catchphrases this entire time. Throw that right now. What's your first one? Hey, it's hot. Maybe, I mean, maybe. Watch me fucking, by the end of this, with all of that t-shirt that says, It's hot out there.

Camille, of course, is in Kings of Summer, the breakout indie hit of the season. I've done a couple of podcasts with the people from that movie, and I tried to get you both times, but you're very busy. You didn't ask me once. Are you doing your sketch? He's such a Hollywood asshole. I know you do. I've never asked you to interrupt

a movie here on a Wednesday night because you have a long running popular show on Wednesday nights at the Meltdown Comics. That's correct. Yeah, and I called the Meltdown that has just recently been sold to Comedy Central for a certain number

of episodes. Certain number of episodes. That's correct. Yeah, so that's really cool and fun and I can't wait to be on there. Go see.

Don't wait. We'd love to have any of you. Okay, well, there you go. We're going to get some books. We're in. We're doing it. The old okay. Well, there you go. We're booked. We're booked.

We're in. We're doing it. The old Hollywood style. Don't do anything. Force people to book it. Yeah. Yeah. Have 140 witnesses.

Talk to your crew and have a podcast. You all heard it? Kumail said, we can do the show. By the way, you may find that Kumail for bringing in like a big thing of vodka.

Rory has three beers in his feet. I gave that to them. To hold until you're done with the beer. Open it way before my last sip. I'm a big thing of vodka. Rory has three beers at his feet. I gave that to them. To hold until you're done with the beer. I opened it way before my last sip. Have you seen Point Break, Rory? I have.

And do you like it? I do like it. I think it's, uh, it's real good. Turns out it's just a dad getting to do the interruption. It's real fun. We look forward to it. I think this show's gonna be real neat, real nifty out there. Super nifty. Ben, what do you, who can you see a lot of in the movie? Especially in terms of their wardrobe, what would you like to see?

I mean, there's two things, Doug, if you don't mind. One thing I really want to see is maybe a couple of stripes. Stripes, stripes, stripes Stripes! Stripes! What is happening? Is this a fight? I think I've done this show four times in a row. There's a lot of people wearing stripes. Is that true?

Look at this guy here. Did you do it on purpose? No. You suck. Whoever did it on purpose gets a thousand. You already said no. You're taking us so close. That's so terrifying. Yeah, this is terrifying. That's really You're taking us so close. That's so terrifying.

Yeah, this is terrible. That's really, you gotta stop. That's so terrifying. The other thing, I've never seen this movie before, but the thing I'm really hoping for is like, a lot of bullets shot up into the air going up. You've really never seen it? No. What movie are we watching? Cause I really, now I'm shocked. We're seeing Spring Breakers. We're watching Z Now we're talking. Spring Breaker.

We're watching Zip. Risky Point. Have you guys really seen it? No, I've seen it. I've only seen once. You did LINE? Yeah, to do that awesome joke. Yeah, you were so funny. You're a liar. I was like, liar, liar, liar.

No, I'm not. Thank God. I saw the live version of this, you know, they put it like a Point Break Live. You said you haven't seen the movie, but you've seen it twice. I'm not kidding! To do that dumb joke that killed the film. What are you gonna say, Laurie?

Crucifying him tonight? What's going on? I'm Jewish, you gonna star David in me also? I don't know what that means, but I like it. You can't crucify me. Oh, I see. You star Dave in you. Oh, from losing the audience. Yes!

Yeah, this mouse destroyed even the playing field. There's no way that this is chanting for you. No, we're all best friends. We all love each other. We do care about each other. We do. This is very sincere. And please don't talk during the movie. I haven't seen it yet. Let's do it, you guys. Let's do it.

Don't give it back. Are you doing your six-second job? No, no, there are five seconds. I'm not going to do those. But I'm sure there will be something that the Sina family wants to show you to give you nightmares. Yep. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.

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