Doug Loves Movies - Clarke Wolfe, Chris Cubas and Jim Hosking guest

Episode Date: September 22, 2018

Live from The Highball at Fantastic Fest in Austin, Doug welcomes Clarke Wolfe, Chris Cubas and Jim Hosking to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from the chaotic and the exciting and the wonderful highball at Fantastic Fest in Austin, Texas. Yeah, day two of Fantastic Fest.

It's Friday, September 21st, 2018. We've got lots of badges. I've got my badge on where you could put a little icon in the corner. Do you guys all pick an icon? I guess they make you, right? So which one did you pick, dude? You picked anarchy? It's a picture of anarchy? I got a little dancer. And that category was dancer. Every other category was animal violence and then a picture of a frog and a blender dancer was the nicest one I could find how's it going I don't know about you guys but I came in from

California yesterday and my allergies are not having they're not having it here. And I keep hoping the rain's gonna like, you know, kind of wash it out. But I think it's just gonna be an endless cycle of, you know, rain and sneezing.

I know what I was about to say. Can we see your name tags? You guys bring name tags? We have a few name tags. We still have some seats kind of up close if you guys want to move in and sit down. If you're going to be leaving soon to go to a movie or something, then of course, keep doing what you're doing.

We've got, won't you be my Nick-ber instead of won't you be my neighbor? And my face over the face of the great Fred Rogers, who he is blowing up now that he's dead because apparently being a really nice person has gone completely out of style and he was the only one doing it even back in the day. And he, Google today, if you click on a thing on Google, you can watch a little animation of him in the opening of one of his shows. It's adorable. What does that mean?

The show debuted 25 years ago? No. 40 years ago? Long time ago. 68. How long ago was that? 49? 49? It's 18.

68. 49. All right. We also have There Will Be Brian on a big bowling pin. Love that. R.I.P. Highball bowling lanes.

Guardians of the Galizak. Galizak. That's hard to say. And stuck to it is a Star-Lord mask. Is that what that is? Okay, cool. Good job. I saw this one on the internet today.

Andy Man instead of Candy Man. Yeah. What's this Space Jam shit? Space James? Oh, okay, not bad. Are you excited for Space James 2? Yeah, what the fuck? LeBron can't possibly out-act

the great actor that is Michael Jordan. LeBron was better in Trainwreck than Michael Jordan was in a TV commercial. I'm just saying. I don't know about his basketball players, but I know which one's a better actor. All right, great job, you guys in the front, for bringing those name tags. Thank you to everybody else for showing up and

just participating and hanging out. And I got some plugs I want to do real quick. For those of you here at the festival that have badges, like my friend up front with the anarchy badge, you probably had to wait in line or get here early to be in the front row, right? Yeah, and then you've got fucking anarchy on your badge. Today was irony an option? Anyway, Wednesday night,

Benson movie interruption of Earth Girls Are Easy, right here at the Alamo Draft House Lamar. If you don't have a badge for the festival, you can maybe get a back half badge for the festival, where it's like a cheaper rate, and you come to the second half of the festival, or you could stand by and buy an individual ticket. you could stand by and buy an individual ticket. Douglas Movies returns to the American comedy company in San Diego on Saturday, September 29th at 4.20, and Douglas Movies is back at the UCB Theater in L.A.

on Tuesday, October 2nd. Oh, and Reno is coming up, and it's selling very poorly. So you guys tricked me when I was in Reno. You're all like, you should do Douglas Movies here. I was like, okay, I can't wait to do it. And then like seven of you bought tickets.

So check that out. And that's coming up on October 6th. For all my dates and dates and links, go to DouglasMovies.com. That's DouglasMovies.com.

Yeah! Woo-hoo! Very nice. Very nice, my minions. I brought a prize bag full of prizes that one person is going to win here today. One person is going to walk away with Silicon Valley magazine. Yeah, I just did a show in San Jose,

and apparently that's part of it, I just did a show at San Jose and apparently that's part of it. I guess. A Douglas Movies t-shirt. Yeah, that's a good thing. That's just not a dumb, silly thing. Oh, these are cool though. Some white sunglasses that say Purple Lotus Patient Center. Forget which town I got those in,

so that's probably not the greatest plug. Everybody in every city, look up Purple Lotus Patient Center. Doug loves movies. Sticker. And I'm pretty excited to be giving this away. I went to the premiere of Assassination Nation a few

nights ago in theaters now, and they gave away, you know, like the red coats that all the ladies in the cast, the matching coats they wear? It's on the poster, even if you haven't seen the movie. They gave away those coats at the premiere, and the size is too small for me, because it's a lady's coat, basically. I saw some skinny dudes walking around them, and I got to say, I might consider wearing it if I could. But anyway, it's red, it's plastic, and it sticks to itself, so it's really fun to wear.

It's like wearing an all-velcro jacket. Plus, it heats up really good. Like, you get really hot in it, so it's good to wear, like's like wearing an all velcro jacket. Plus it heats up really good. You get really hot in it. So it's good to wear on a cold night and maybe with nothing on underneath. Also if you get shot up in the street like in the film you know

you just sew up that hole and you're good to go. It's already blood red. No spoilers, though. I'm not going to say whether any of them... I don't remember. Oh, wait.

There's more. Yeah, a tiny little pipe from Peacemaker that's all rubber and fun for going through metal detectors. And a MyFreeCams.com bottle opener keychain. Yeah. So you can be like, I open bottles.

I've got keys. And I support cam girls. All of that, plus all the stuff brought by my three terrific guests, is going to be won by somebody today. You guys ready to meet my guests? Let's get them out here. Please give it up for Clark Wolf, Jim Hosking, and Chris Cubis. Hey you guys Hey Doug

How's it going? Let's meet them individually Shall we? Starting with Already out of the gate The shyest of the three A gentleman who's never been on the program before but I'm very excited to have him.

It's our first time guest. Jim Hosking everybody. Let's hear it for him. Hello. You're quite right. Out of the gate I am the shyest of the three. That's true. I've been in the back trying to get a word in but it's pretty much impossible.

You're very soft-spoken. You're not speaking in American. But you are the director and co-writer of a film. What level of debut was it last night? Was it the world debut? No, it was a Texan premiere. Texas premiere? I like it.

The Texas premiere of An Evening with Beverly Luff Lynn. Yeah, I was very excited to see the film. I didn't see your previous feature. There's certainly been a lot of buzz about it. The Greasy Strangler. Yeah. Yeah, I made The Gre strangler you might quite like it it's got a very long triangular

penis in it with an irritated tip see that's the thing every time I hear a little bit about it I'm like I don't know if that's for me but I can tell you it is for you so you should watch it okay but very different stylistically from an evening with Beverly I'm like, I don't know if that's for me. I can tell you it is for you, so you should watch it. Okay. But very different stylistically from An Evening with Beverly Loughlin? Yeah, I mean, it's not like one of them is like a Bergman film

and the other one is like Wallace and Gromit, but they are sort of mildly different to each other, yeah. There's a little bit of a crossover. There's some naughty bits. But, yeah, this one, I'm really throwing this one out for the whole family. Yeah. The kids could definitely go to this one.

Kids are going to love it. They're going to... You kidding me? Kids are going to lose their mind when Craig Robinson farts. There's him and... Spoiler alert. I didn't give away that it happens twice. There's him. Spoiler alert. Yeah, yeah. I didn't give away that it happens twice.

There's also Audrey Plaza, Jemaine Clement, and just an amazing cast of hilarious people. And it's a really, were they all just super excited to be, like they were fans of the Greasy Strangler and wanted to work with your sensibility? Is that what happened? Yeah, I think that is sort of what happened, yeah.

Strangely enough. I know that Aubrey got quite fixated on, I did a sort of like a one minute film about a woman who wants to grow a moustache and then a doctor says what like this one and pulls his trousers and his underpants down to reveal a moustache on then a doctor says what like this one and pulls his trousers and his underpants down to reveal

a moustache on his bottom so maybe that's what reeled her in that's really normally what brings the ladies to my door I love that you filmed that when you could just tell it so quickly it took longer to tell

than it did to write, to shoot, or to watch. Alright, yeah, so look for that. Where? When's it coming out? It's coming out October the 19th. There you go. Simultaneously. Simultaneous orgasm all over America.

Very nice. That was very rude, wasn't it? I won't say anything like that again. I'm definitely going to say worse than what he just said. So am I. Yeah, America needs an orgasm. I think that's what you were trying to say.

As an Englishman, I really know all about orgasms. I don't know if I get that. I couldn't tell you the British are more or less into orgasms than we are. Well, we're very into them. Oh, okay. But you're too polite to make them happen? Well, we sort of make them happen behind the bedroom door in our mother's house.

Yep, hide in plain sight. We've got to meet the rest of my guests, starting with second or third, fourth timer, somewhere in that ballpark. It's Clark Wolf, everybody. Hey, Doug. Hello. You got here yesterday Yes And you're off to the races

You're Instagramming for something And you're seeing movies for another thing Yes Tell us about it I am Yeah I did it I'm doing a social media takeover actually For Syfy's brand Fangirls, which is like a lady brand.

But it's for everyone, but it's also lady-focused. So that's fun. And so it's actually been funny because, you know, if you see people buried into their phones, I realize now that a lot of the people who attend the festival are really social media-ing for work, which makes me feel like an asshole because I'm like, I'm on my phone. I can't talk right now. lot of the people who attend the festival are really social media-ing for work, which is, it makes me feel like an asshole because I'm like, I'm on my phone, I can't talk right now. But it's actually the job part, which has been fun and weird, but also seeing all the movies, which has been great.

I just appreciate if you can get through the next hour without jumping on your phone. Hang on one second. Oh no. Oh no, it's already happening. I got a stories that. Live tweets from Doug Loves Movies in the high ball. Chris, were you here the year? Well, let's introduce him first. As long as I'm going to talk to you.

I don't know who I am. It's fine. It's Chris Cubis. Hi, Doug. Awesome comedy. Also, hi, Doug. Phenom. 62 appearances.

70 wins. That doesn't even make sense. Sounds about right. You win when you're not even here. I'll run into you and you'll be like, I knew all the answers. I would have won that one. But thanks for stopping by. Gladly.

I know the bartender. It's fine. Doing this. What? I said, I know the bartender. I asked for a single vodka soda, and he poured me a pint glass of vodka. Oh, here we go. I love that.

I totally forgot what I was going to ask you, though. Was I here the year when? Oh, yeah. Someone very high up at Fantastic Fest said, you can go ahead and tell the audience in the high wall that they can smoke if they want to. Yeah. I was here in the audience.

I wasn't even on the show. You weren't on the show. I heard there was a thing happening, so I came out and halfway through people came in like, beat it, it's the fuzz, or whatever you yell when the cops are here. I didn't tell people to beat it because it's the fuzz or whatever you yell when the cops are here. And...

I didn't tell people to beat it because that would have been really awkward to all run out the door that she was coming in for. But she just came in because behind that curtain that year, they had had video game installations. Yeah, and she came in looking for

that and she was not that interested. But nothing's going to make a bunch of high people get paranoid like the police showing up. Yes. But it almost didn't feel real, because it was just a lady cop by herself just walking around. They sent waiters around to hide the smell, but they didn't have air freshener, so they were just spraying Windex on the crowd. Just anything. Yeah, my big fat Greek wedding, dude.

Fucking Windex, good for everything. It's universal truth. But thanks for being here. Gladly. And thank you to all of you for being here. Now, Jim, there's a thing we do on the show where everybody brings a contribution for the prize bag. And were you able to bring something?

Because I know you might not have been told before you flew here from England. I didn't fly here from England. Where did you come from? I was told. I've got bountiful gifts. Okay, where did you come from, though? Los Angeles. Ohiful gifts. Okay. Where'd you come from, though? Los Angeles. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I'm living with a cat. I was there for like a couple of weeks in someone else's house looking after their cat. And then after two days, the cat disappeared for ten days. And then it came back the morning that I came here. It's not very interesting. It's sort of current news. But happy ending, you know?

It's another one minute short film that you made. But I mean, honestly, it's not a very happy ending because I really was quite glad when the cat fucked off, but it's back now, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Everybody wins. The cat came back. But did they know for eight days while they were on vacation that their cat might be missing?

Yeah, they knew immediately. I told them straight away. They seemed to be completely uninterested. Oh, okay. That's good. Yep. So what do you got for the bag? I've got a poster of my film that has been signed by me and my co-writer. And then I have two bags here with

some Blu-rays in that I haven't looked at the Blu-rays, but I can tell you that there's six, twelve altogether. Woo! And they're a collection from one particular place or something?

Yes. Am I allowed to place or something? Yes. Am I allowed to mention the place? Sure. Yeah, yeah. Plug in for them. It's from Universal. Okay. That small upstart.

I was waiting to land that punchline. Okay, go ahead. Pass those down here if you don't mind I like to get possession of all the prizes And think about which ones I want to keep You can't see what movies are in there from the top I looked Alright, so there's the poster

It's 12 copies of Click That's all that's in there Oh my god, this would be so much fun I'm going to reach in and pull one out, and if it's fucking Click, let's just lock the doors and end this. What do we have? The Boss.

That was pretty close. I actually like The Boss. I'm not going to lie. I got a couple of head nods here. Yeah, The Boss, not Melissa McCarthy's worst. No. All right, Clark. Next comes Tammy.

Yeah. Give me Tammy. Yeah. What a great way for an artist to be judged. Not their worst, but Clark, could you name another movie? Now, we know it's Universal? Now we know it's Universal and we know it's not The Boss. The Purge.

Any Purge. Oh, I like the way you got a threefer out of that. I think only two are probably on Blu-ray or DVD. I think we just got the fourth one, so three on Blu. Cool. But this is Brad's Status. Which is the prequel to The Purge. I don't know if you guys know.

That is the most horrible title. Did you say... Are you going to see Brad's Status? No, I don't know who you're talking about. I don't care what's going on with that guy. Did you say Brad's Sadist? What is it called? I don't even what's going on with that guy. Did you say Brad's saddest? What is it called? I don't even know what that movie is. Brad's Saddest stars Ben Stiller.

No, it doesn't. What is this movie? What? Luke Wilson is in it. Michael Sheen. What? Yeah, somebody called it. Does it come out in 2019? What is this? I've never heard of this. L Magazine called it Purge Movie Magic. You're Elle magazine called it Purge Movie Magic. You're good.

Called it Purge Movie Magic. The Purge. It almost says Purge. It says Pure, but it's very close to saying Purge. Thanks, Brad. On the cover. All right, we got to give Jim a shot. Can you name a movie, Jim, that might be in this bag?

Another copy of Brad's Status. Nope. Death Race 2050? Oh, yeah, they've made a bunch of those at this point. Oh, my God. That's stupid. Oh, come on, cheer up. They're really good films.

What's your favorite movie, Jim, that people don't like but you think is a masterpiece? Greasy Strike. Sorry. Well, actually, the first one that comes to mind is Bitter Moon by Polanski.

Oh, okay. Yep, I'm getting pretty arthouse on this crowd. Yeah. All right. That's where I'm coming from. I don't want to talk about it. It's no Brad status, but we'll let it slide. All right, so prize bags, Doug?

Yes, please. Okay, so when you check into Fantastic Fest, they give you a prize bag. So they're stealing from you, Doug. So you get a thing you already got. Good for you guys. But without a T-shirt in it, because I am here as press,

and they don't give us shirts. What? Fun fact. You want the press to be naked? So you get this bag that has some fun sunglasses in it, actually. And they got the little wood panel. Oh, fun glasses. Fun glasses.

It's perfect. And you get this poster, which is this year's Fantastic Fest poster, which is actually a really good one. But in addition to that, I bought you, whoever our winner is, the latest issue of Birth, Movies, Death with Michael Myers on the cover. Because Birth, Movies, Death rules and we need to support print, so I bought a copy. And here you go. So I hope you enjoy it.

Very nice. I might hang on to that. I like the sound of that. Here we go. Yeah, but I'll bring my Fantastic Fest bag. I'll bring it back with me to whatever the next town is. And that'll be the next prize bag. I have been carrying that poster around all day in the rain, you guys.

It's been sticking out of my backpack, and I've been bumping into people with it like a knucklehead. So I'm sorry for whoever I hit in the face with that poster on accident. This is quite

an amazing bounty though but we still have Chris Cubis. A autographed copy of Leonard Maltin's 2015 movie guide. Leonard Maltin autographed it.

I voted for Trump. I don't know if this is his actual autograph But it's signed Seems like a real dickhead move Speaking of dickhead moves I also have A seven foot long banner With my face on it

Whoa It's very long. And I carried this on the bus. So, one of you can have fun. Can you guys take some pictures of that and post them on social media? Have fun flying home with this. Did somebody get a picture?

Are we good? Can I stop holding this dumbass camera? Hold it, hold it, hold it. Do the whole show with it, just in case. There we go. We want everybody to get a picture. Okay, what were you saying? Oh, it's dumb, and I'm sick of having it in my house.

But it's so cool. It's big, it has my name on it. It's the banner of your face, yeah. It was hanging on Congress Avenue, like, last year. Wow. That's very cool. That's pretty cool, actually. Yeah, now you have to go to a movie with that.

Enjoy yourself. They might be local. Just come down and slipped in here. That's true. Yeah, see, there you go. It happens. I think most people don't believe me. Just come down. Sounds like there's going to be a catch.

Will they make me stand in a special line? Just come down. Sounds like there's going to be a catch. Will he make me stand in a special line? Well, thank you for bringing this. And to whoever wins today, Leonard Maltin is at the festival, so you can walk right up to him and verify that he indeed wrote that in this book. I'm sure he'll be happy to corroborate. Oh, what a bummer

if it turns out I faked a real autograph. It turns out he really did. He didn't. I kind of assumed. Yeah, he didn't. Okay, so real quick, we'll start with Chris because you know this hard ball is about to come at you.

Okay. What was the last movie you saw? This afternoon, I watched The Meg. I love how you put the work in for this show. You really... I was like, I should see something. I watched Support the Girls last week, and it was pretty...

It was good, but it's no The Meg. Also, I got mad The Meg the whole... I was like, will was good. But it's no The Meg. Also, I got mad The Meg the whole, I was like, will you fucking eat somebody already? That shark, has anybody seen that dumb movie? Yes. A couple of you? It's like half an hour before the fucking shark shows up. It's not Jaws. Just show

the goddamn shark and eat some shit. It doesn't eat anybody. It flies, there's a part where there's like a hundred people in the ocean, and it just kind of bumps them around a bunch. We fucking... I'm watching a giant shark movie. Eat somebody, please. It did eat Rainn Wilson.

That was fun. Whoa. Spoiler alert for the mech. Wow, yeah. How long has that been out? Oh, I stole it on the internet. I don't know. It's been out in my house for three hours.

Alright, Chris. Support film or whatever. I was about to say. I didn't steal anything. That is your motto. Support film or whatever. I didn't steal the greasy strangler. Calm down. Jason Statham is not here.

But Jim Hosky will kick your fucking ass. What do you think there, Clark? Oh, you're here at the festival, so you're obviously seeing movies, so you probably saw something just before coming to this show. Yes, sir, I did. I came straight from Donnybrook. Oh, okay.

Yeah. As did some others, apparently. Yes. Or they were at TIFF or something. Because that went over big at the Toronto Festival. Yeah. I mean, I think it premiered there. But, yeah, there were definitely a lot of people who were looking at that one.

Jamie Bell is in it and Frank Grillo. You read the book, Chris, right? I did read the book. And it's like Bloodsport with an opioid addiction. It's rough, but it's really good. It's really good. The book, I have not seen the movie. Did you like the film, Clark? You know, I did.

I did. It sounds like you're deciding right now if you did or not. Well, you know, I like the performances a lot. And I have to say, speaking of the purge, which we were, because I brought it up. Anyway, no, Frank Grillo is the most

lovely human being. He is so nice and he's super cool and funny. And in this movie, he's a dick. Like, the worst. He's so mean and he's really scary. Like, the worst. He's so mean, and he's really scary. So, thumbs up, Frank Grillo. You did a great job.

Because, boy, he plays a character named Angus. And just, yeah, not a great name either, I'd say. But Jamie Bell, you know, I'm from the South. And so I, you know, not that part of the South, admittedly. I don't want to, like, misrepresent. But I admire, when you watch movies where they're trying to dive into, like, a certain part of the United States, sometimes you're like, yeah, okay. But Jamie Bell, especially being an English guy, like, I was like, good job.

Those English actors come over here, and they can even do the different regions and stuff. They think they're Superman. Taking all our jobs. Build a wall, I say. Yeah. In the ocean or whatever. They're stealing all our great American characters from the

redneck who needs to provide for his family to Superman. It's not fair. Yeah, they're doing them all, but Superman just got kicked to the curb. He sure did. That's weird. Here's another money in the movie. Here's another money in the movie bag. Danny Trejo and Jake Busey

in... Oscar Award nominated. They're both above the title. Dead Again in in... Oscar Award nominated. Go on. They're both above the title. Dead Again in Tombstone. And the cover is a Danny Trejo where he's a half-skeleton face.

But he's still got a hat on. Hang on to that one, Chris. You have to report in about the movie. You have to tell us about it. Jim, what was the last movie you saw? Was it Dead Again and Tombstone

by any chance? No, I'm afraid it wasn't. No, that was... I was just joking. It was. No, it wasn't. He didn't even know what was in this bag, Chris.

He just gave us a bunch of Universal classics. Exactly. Yeah. I watched a documentary about the artist Yayoi Kusama. You see? It's another arthouse tumbleweed moment. What was the name of the film? It was called Kusama something or other.

I don't know. Maybe an intimate portrait of an artist with a vivid red bob who lives in a psychiatric hospital. I wish that was the title. I'm giving you a quick summation of the plot. It's not really a plot. She fell out of a window onto a bicycle

and now she walks like a little clockwork toy. It was really... Are you making this movie up as you describe it? I'm not. I'm just putting my own spin on the content of the film. Everything I'm saying is completely true. Did it play here, though?

Or did you just watch it someplace else? No, I saw it in Glendale. Have you been to the center of the world? I thought you were about to say, yeah, have you been to Glendale? Oh, I live in North Hollywood,

so yes, sir. I am familiar with Glendale. Yeah, well, you can find it right there. Actually, it's probably gone by now. But you could still hang out outside the place where it once showed. Next best thing, really. Also in the prize bag,

Academy Award winner Helen Mirren, Academy Award winner Helen Mirren Aaron Paul and Alan Rickman in Eye in the Sky So I actually heard not bad things about this one Yeah

Yeah It says that the movie puts the morality of drone warfare in its crosshairs I'd say very similar to An evening with Beverly Loughlin. You really took on that issue in that movie. Helen Mirren as a drone, tremendous performance.

No, she just goes on and on and on. But yeah, probably Alan Rickman's final film or up there, near his final film, right? And so should be seen just for that alone. But it's always interesting when there's Academy Award winner, so and so, and then the next name is just their name. You know, they can't

give them that kind of lofty introduction. I'd say at least I'd go from Breaking Bad, Aaron Paul. I'd fucking brag about that. For the credit, Die Hard. He has an Emmy, doesn't he? Aaron Paul? I don't know.

I don't know if a movie like this... Three! I'm getting told three from the audience. I don't know if a prestige movie like this wants to be touting their Emmy wins. No Oscars for Rickman. No. Oh, you never got one you're saying yeah yeah yeah

I'm assuming it wasn't on the DVD of Eye in the Sky and that DVD has never lied to me before he had like four or five movies I think should have

got him there absolutely but you know not to end that segment on a downer but turn it off Burt let the games begin Not to end that segment on a downer. But turn it off, Bert. Let the games begin.

So basically, Jim, all these folks, a lot of these folks have fashionedwork, name tags, we call them. It's open, dude. Just pick one. Just pick one you want to play for and then bring it back to the stage. Just whichever one you like, if you like one. Sometimes you have to pick the one you hate the least but there's some good options here so

there you go wow and do we just lay it on the floor you just hold it up for a second we'll talk about it then you can put it down we did it that was pretty fast good job you guys good job audience Jim it down. We did it. That was pretty fast. Good job, you guys. Good job, audience.

Jim, don't read that thing on the back. Nope, I didn't read it. No, I mean, you can read it to yourself. Just don't read it aloud. That's for later, possibly. Okay. But you picked out the bowling pin. Yes. That says there will be Brian on it. Yeah. And any particular

reason you like that it was right in front of me and I had an awkward moment of eye contact with the man whose skittle it was and I fold

under circumstances such as those that's the perfect criteria for choosing a name tag and I appreciate it I don't like there will be blood

I don't know who Brian is and I really don't like the look of this skittle. It's absolute shit. No, I'm only joking. It's fucking great. I don't know if I'm allowed to swear on this thing or not. Oh yeah, yeah. You can swear. Oh, piss off.

Clark? So I, Sam has this great Inception Sam, uh, poster. Oh, I see, so this is, you're Brian, then? Yes. Oh, okay. I'm pretty quick, quick to catch on. And Sam, uh,

Sam... Why is it there will be Brian? Because of, uh, just a pun. No, I know, I'm joking, yeah. Yeah. My jokes are rubbish. I won't joke again. It's hard to tell in British. It is. It's not.

Yeah, exactly. You've got resting sincere face. Try the Scottish Highlands. But yeah, so Sam did Inception. Sam, and you're in the middle. But Sam Levine is right here. But there's no two Ms, so Sam only has one M right and Sam shouted out my uh movie trivia schmodown team the Shirewolves and so I had to I give him

a thumbs up thank you Sam that's very nice and Jonah Hill is on here too is Jonah Hill coming out Jonah is gonna be here Doug what do you? He's coming to promote his directorial debut. So Sam actually had a very good guess about who actually might be here. Oh, yeah. When do you think he's going to get in? I don't know. He hasn't texted me lately. I mean, Danny McBride was here last night because he was one of the co-writers on Halloween.

He totally was. And it was cool to see him do the Q&A and everything, but I didn't get a chance to talk to him or try to wrangle him into doing this today. I want to say Jonah's day. The audience who's here and seeing Fantastic Fest movies, is it Monday? Monday, yeah.

So he's coming for his, he's doing press and the movie is screening that day. I'm leaving on Monday, so I don't get to see it. I'm bummed. But it's all right. I'll be okay. I saw the trailer for his Netflix thing, and I don't get to see it. I'm bummed. But it's all right. I'll be okay. I saw the trailer for his Netflix thing, and I don't know what the fuck is happening. Carrie Fukunaga, baby.

I was kind of looking at it. I looked down for like two seconds to pet my dog, and I looked up, and he was a giant. And I was like, what is happening? I'm not that stoned. That guy is going to be doing your next Bond, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck yes. Carrie Fukunaga. That's crazy. That guy is going to be doing your next Bond, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck yes. Carrie Fukunaga. That's crazy and so awesome.

Sorry, I nerded out. Apologize. I have Guardians of the Gal Isaac. Isaac. And I picked it because my face is on it. And I'm on the sexiest one, the green one. I don't remember her name. Gamora, right?

You're Gamora. Yeah. Oh, there's a mask. There's lights and stuff. It's impressive. You're on there and Mike McRae and Dan Van Kirk. Is that? That's John Erler.

I thought it was John Malkovich. That would be great if it was me, Doug, Daniel Van Kirk, and John Malkovich. I would watch that version of Guardians. I really would. You never know. You never know who's going to show up at these things. I mean, it's fun to do

festivals because you just get random things thrown at you and that's why Jim's here. Somebody's like, Jim wants to come on. And I was like, I bet you people that know Jim want him to come on. And I was like, I bet you people that know Jim want him to come on. Yeah. But did you, were you

excited to do this? I've been sort of nervous for about 24 hours, yeah. Really? Yeah, I was, yeah. Alright, you're doing great. No, I know, yeah. I don't know what I was I don't know what I was worried about. I do feel quite sorry for Brian, though, because you are going to come last.

Hey, for once in his life, right? I like it. Oh, I like it. It was taking a turn for the mean streak. All right, Jim. Well, I've got some complicated games that are confusing, even when you already know what's going on. So I wish you luck.

But really, it's anybody's game. And Clark and Chris, of course, are both great at this stuff. Thanks for piling the pressure on me. They might cancel each other out though. Fuck you Brian! Yeah because Chris has won every time and I've won none time so we do actually cancel each other out. Okay this first game is called Purple Rain Man and one guy likes it and that's what drives

me. It's a movie mashup title game, Jim. Like Purple Rain Man would be a movie that the top-billed stars of that movie would be Prince and Dustin Hoffman. And then second-billed would be Apollonia. Or Morris Day, one of those two, and Tom Cruise. So the idea is I'll start naming the cast of a movie mashup title. And just as soon as you think you know it, just say it out loud.

Just guess as often as you like. Okay. Are we all doing it? Just everyone on stage, the three of you, just guessing. No audience guesses, please. But everybody seems pretty chill today. The highball is a different scene late at night.

Am I right, Chris? Yeah. I feel like the last time I did one of these, a certain higher up at the draft house, I won't name his name, gave me a shot with hot sauce in it. And I was like, I don't want this. And he yelled, drink it, bitch, in my face.

So shit changes in the afternoon. All right. Well, they're trying to tone down the party image here a little bit. And so bring more anecdotes like that, please. I don't have a badge, so whatever, man. You don't need a stinking badge.

Third build in this movie mashup is Jim Carrey and Geraldine Fitzgerald. I know. I don't know who Geraldine Fitzgerald. I know. I don't know who Geraldine Fitzgerald is. We're all on the same page.

Let's get another name out of her. That's a bad clue. She ran for president? Is that? No? Okay. Wrong. Wrong, Geraldine.

That was Ferraro? Okay. That's fun, though. Second build in this movie would be Jeff Goldblum and Joe Pesci. Fuck, I know what the first one is. Clark's got the first half. Is it only two films in this? Two films, yes. Two of those people would be in the first half. Is it only two films in this matchup? Two films, yes.

Two of those people would be in the first half. The other two would be in the second half of the title. With one word that both share. First build. Gina Davis and

Rodney Dangerfield Earth Girls or Easy Money that is correct can I just say real fast that that was my guess before you said the last name but I did not know Easy Money was the movie yeah

yeah that's exciting. It's exciting. For me, it was exciting wondering, like, you know, every once in a while there'd be one that nobody gets it, and I feel kind of bad, but then I also feel good, because, like, you know, aren't I clever? But Chris won that one. That means Chris gets to go first in our next game.

And just so, Jim, so you know what's coming up here. There's three games overall. And the first two games, the winner just gets to go first in the next game. So you're not winning much of anything. In fact, you might even be getting a disadvantage. So it's the last game that's really going to matter. And then the person you're playing on behalf of, Brian, he'll get all these bags of stuff

and the posters if you win today. Do you want me to win? The last game is for all the Death Race 2050s. Not to mention a copy of Cult of Chucky with a 3D cover In case you want to just do some drugs And skip the movie

I'm on a time frame thing here I'm on a schedule Okay so The next game we're going to play is called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway Chris gets to go first Okay This is your guess individually I will call you by name when it's your turn What tagline is it anyway? Chris gets to go first. Okay.

This is, you guess individually. I will call you by name when it's your turn. We'll start with Chris and then we'll go to Clark and then to Jim. And I'll just say the tagline from a movie. And you guess what movie you think it's for. Gotcha. You know, the promotional line on the poster? Yeah, don't worry, I'm fully on board.

But I'm looking at you because I'm thinking, what was the tagline for the greasy strangler? Absolutely no idea. Oh, maybe. No, I don't think there was one. It didn't need one. He's greasy, but that's the least of your worries. That works on so many levels, I don't know where to start. And what about an evening with Beverly Loughlin?

Does that have a catchphrase or tagline? Yes. A love triangle with too many sides, I believe. Oh, okay. There you go. That's clever. Well, so you know how those work. And I'm going to say one.

Chris gets to guess first. This one is really specific, but still, I don't know how difficult it will be. Okay. Valerie's about to discover... Is that it? Yes. No, Valerie's about to discover how far... Valerie's about to discover how far...

I know, it's weird. They just keep saying it over and over again. Stop sounding like words at one point. Valerie, it's a. They just keep saying it over and over again. Stop sounding like words at one point. Valerie, it's a lady's name, is about to discover... It's a man's name in Russia. It's true. It's...

It reminds me of the Beverly... The title Beverly Loughlin is a man, and there's very hilarious discussion about whether or not that's a man's name or a woman's name. Turns out it's both, but the characters have strong feelings.

Beverly Hills Cop was a man. Hey, as a person named Clark Wolf, I know a lot about this. Do people try to call you Clarky?

Yeah, my family, well, that's become a nickname, but most people try to call you Clarkie? Yeah, my family. Well, that's become a nickname, but most people try to call me Claire when they see that I'm a lady. Oh, okay. They try to just change my name completely. The silent K? Yeah, exactly.

And silent spelling? Yeah, exactly. It's totally weird. Anyway. Valerie's about to discover how far a girl has to go to find Mr. Right.

What do you think that's from, Chris? How far a girl has to go to find Mr. Right. I will say the English patient. Because I have no idea. She's got to go all the way to the desert.

She's going to have to travel. She's going to have to sit by a bed for a while. She's got to go through a lot of shit. Yeah. Get those bandages off. Yeah. Nope. What do you think it is, Clarkie? Get those bandages off? Yeah. Nope.

What do you think it is, Clarkie? I love that you're calling me Clarkie, by the way. I really do. Is it Earth, Girls, or Easy? That's what it is. Son of a bitch. This is a theme. I can only slip that by one of you.

But yes, of course, we're interrupting Earth, Girls Are Easy Wednesday night here. Oh, that's what the movie is? I'm just making up for the fact that I totally knew that Purple Rain Man. Oh, you didn't even know yet, Chris, that that's the movie we're going to interrupt? No, I did not. That's super fun. Yeah, you like that movie? I haven't seen it in nigh on 20 years, but I definitely had it on VHS as a kid. Yeah, and I enjoyed it when I was younger very much.

No idea. But I still kind of accepted that it might not be good. Yeah, and I enjoyed it when I was younger very much. No idea. But I still kind of accepted that it might not be good. Yeah, I kind of assumed it was bad. So it's going to be interesting. David Alan Greer, right, is one of the aliens? Isn't Dag one of the aliens? No, no.

No, who is it? You're so racist. Who's that black guy? Isn't it? Yeah. Oh, it's one of the Wayans. It's Damon Wayans. It's Damon Wayans.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind, never mind. I love it. It's been a minute. Yeah. But themes emerge in this game. Yeah. Jim, so you get to go first.

I love the way you keep explaining everything for me. Like, I'm one of those people who's just been let out of a cave. Sort of 15 years. I've been in there with no food or water. That's why I look how I do. Is that a common British thing where someone just gets let out of a cave? A lot of caves over there? No, I just use my brain in the only way I know.

Well, Jim, here's how trivia games work since you've been in a cave I just wanted you to know that you just specifically know the theme will emerge I don't mind if the guests who've done it before forget about that

but I need to remind the new people because you know it's got to be fair Thank you Yeah trying to be fair So the theme is along the Earth Girls are Easy Could be It's one of the theme Yeah as we go It's got to be fair. Thank you. Yeah, trying to be fair. So the theme is along the Earth Girls Are Easy.

Could be. It's one of the themes as we go. It's a little early to discover a theme, but maybe you will. Life will be serious soon enough, but for now... What the hell could that be, Jim? This is another tagline. Yeah. Life will be serious soon enough.

But for now... Dot, dot, dot. Life will be serious soon enough. Write to Priscilla, queen of the desert. Right? That was a party bus. They had a good time. Chris?

Oh, I didn't get it right. Oddly enough. This is just a, this is a dumb guess, but, uh, life is beautiful. Um. I mean, probably not. It was pretty serious. Chris.

It's pretty serious. Life is going to get so serious soon enough. For now, I'm going to do a little clown stuff. Yeah. It's not a bad guess. No, it was a pretty bad guess. I don't know. I bet you the real tagline for Life is Beautiful is a little

off-putting. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's no way it can't be. Yeah. Maybe it just doesn't have one. It's just a picture of Roberto being triumphant. Clark?

But for now, Ace Ventura Pet Detective? That's an interesting approach to a tagline like tell the audience, listen, your life sucks

enough. You're about to get divorced, but for now, Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Take a few hours to watch a guy talk out of his butt.

That actually would have worked, because I got arrested for smoking weed in the mall parking lot going to see Dumb and Dumber when I was like 16. So that would have been a good tagline for Dumb and Dumber. Like, life's about to get serious. But for now, Dumb and Dumber. We live in the middle of the moon. No, the answer is

a movie from 1985 that I was hearing a discussion recently that nobody remembers. That's part of why I wanted to bring it up. Girls just want to have fun. Yeah. Yeah, but for now, girls just want to have fun. And that movie takes place at the end of their senior year in high school. And they're going to have fun. Did they?

Before going off to college and really getting serious. Did they have fun? About drinking drugs. I have not seen that movie. Did they have fun? I think they did. They were in a dance contest. Whoa.

Yeah. That's a fun thing to squeeze in at the end of your last year in school. Ugh. Yeah, that's a fun thing to squeeze in at the end of your last year in school. Okay, so no one got that one, so Jim gets to go first again. But Jim, no, I'm sorry, Chris gets to go first again. Okay. No, I'm sorry, Clark gets to go first. Okay. Yeah, it's Clark, because she got Earth Girls Are Easy.

Oops, my phone just fell off. Oh, that's okay. I got a tweet, hold on. Okay, pick it up. No, I'm sorry, I'm Clark. Because she got Earth Girls Are Easy. Oops, my phone just fell off. Oh, that's okay. I got a tweet. Hold on. Okay, pick it up. No, I'm sorry. I'm ready. Okay.

Okay, you start us off and then Jim. She's about to go where no girl has gone before. Now, let me just recap. So far we've got Earth Girls Are Easy, Girls Just Want To Have Fun, and Clark. Supergirl? No.

Lost Tango in Paris. No. No. Oh, you know what? Don't, nope. Too late. Nope, too late. Chris, she's about to go where no girl has gone before.

And we've got, Earth girls are easy. Girls just want to have fun. Girl interrupted. For no points, can I guess? Yes. Just one of the guys? Yes. Just one of the guys? Yes. I got kicked off of Twitter for posting that girl's boobs.

She shows her boobs in that movie. It was very prominent in my teenage years. And you just ran a gif of it? I just put a picture up of it. I don't even remember the comment. And then I got kicked off of Twitter for like three days. That doesn't make any sense at all. So just one of the guys is where this teenage girl decides to dress up as a guy.

Is it for a sporting event? She wants not to get to the news. It's the journalism. Because girls can't be journalists, obviously. She wants to prove what a good reporter she is. So she's Shakespeare and loves that shit. And then at the end, she falls in love with a dude. And then she's like, hold on, I'm a girl. Boobies.

And then 20 years later, I get kicked off of Twitter. No, it really is a Shakespeare in love situation. Like boobs. Anyway. It's a great movie. It was on Comedy Central a lot when I was younger. Yeah, and then you don't see the boobs in the big reveal. You sure don't.

So what the fuck? But yeah, that's a good one. So we got one more. And Clark gets to start again. Earth girls are easy. Girls just want to have fun. Just one of the guys. What movie has a tagline?

If he's crazy, what does that make you? Oh, God. Again, talking to the ticket buyer. Very inappropriately. Earth girls are easy. Girls just want to have fun. Just one of the guys.

If he's crazy, why does that make you? Paul Blart Mall Cop? It just seemed like I was talking to the Kevin James audience. I don't know. No, but for that answer, you win a copy of Mariah Carey's All I Want for You. All I Want for Christmas is You. Yes, I will accept.

Thank you very much. Sam, even if we don't win, that's for you, buddy. You're welcome. Oh, that will accept. Thank you very much. Sam, even if we don't win, that's for you, buddy. You're welcome. Oh, that's good. That's a good way to approach it. Who's next with this one? I don't know. Jim.

Jim. Is it Jim? Yeah, Jim said Chris. What was it? If he's crazy, what does that make you? Yeah. If he's crazy, what does it make you? If he's crazy, what does that make you?

Yeah. If he's crazy, what does that make you? What was that film with... Was it Kindergarten Cop or something? What was it? Oh. Yes! That's a great guess! I've never seen it, but is it...

What is it? It's Schwarzenegger's... This cop is so crazy, he's teaching kindergarten. All right. so crazy. He's teaching kindergarten. Alright, one more guess here from Chris. Clark just told him the answer for some reason. Clark said what she

thinks it is. Yeah. Oh, it's the right answer. Oh, well then one flew over the cuckoo set. Yeah, she figured it out. Well then, what she said. I'll have whatoo's head. Yeah, she figured it out. Okay. Well, then what she said. I'll have what she's having. I'll have what she's having. Exactly.

I was joking the other day, like that would be so much weirder if it was the dude faking an orgasm in that movie. If he was just like, oh, good, oh, good. And then I'll have what he's having. Oh, that reminds me. I need lotion.

What, so wait a second. Oh, that reminds me. I need lotion. What? So wait a second. So if she had not said out loud the answer to you. Oh, I was going to say girl interrupted again. I had no idea what it was. Well, that would have been so fun. Yeah. But so we're playing, you know, since we're playing honestly.

Yeah, I don't want to. Yeah, I don't want the points. You wouldn't have had the answer. But I was so excited to read it all to you again. And then you say, girl, interrupt it again. And then, yeah. I'm sorry I stepped on the joke, Doug. Because the next one each time was the word, the first word was the second word of the previous title.

Earth Girls are easy girls. Just one of the guys. That's way too complicated for how mildly drunk I am. Can I have a vodka soda with a splash of orange juice? I feel like I need another sparkling rosé as well.

Yes, a sparkling rosé for the lady. And what did you say, Chris? A single vodka soda tall with a splash of orange juice. rosé as well. Yes, a sparkling rosé for the lady. And what did you say, Chris? A single vodka soda tall with a splash of orange juice. Okay, I'm still working on my Tito's. And Jim, are you good down there? I could have another cup of coffee.

Is that alright? Don't worry, I'm going to get absolutely shedded tonight. But right now I'm just drinking Java. Absolutely shedded. Is that like what happened to the little kid in the room? And I know it's just called room, but the rhythm didn't feel right. Yeah, the syllables there. Yeah, I get it.

I like that expression, though. How'd you do last night? Did you get shedded last night? Yeah, I sort of got, like, a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. No, it's definitely, the party's on every night here, and it's a good time. I even tweeted this morning,

it's day two of Fantastic Fest, and I'm not hungover, so either I'm doing something wrong or they are. And we're going to fix that tonight. Isn't that right, Keith Ruckus? Yeah. Yes, sir. Woo! He's a former guest on the show, ladies and gentlemen.

Let's hear it. Yeah! Let's hear it for Keith Ruckus. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Yeah, he threw some chairs around. Every time I see him, he's like,

I'm sorry about the chairs. I don't think anybody got hurt or anything got broke. It's just an interesting forum for throwing chairs. We throw donuts because they're soft. They're soft. That reminds me, does anybody want a Reese's cup? Yeah.

We have so many. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it easy to tear off? Yeah. Yeah, they pop off pretty easy. Yeah. All right. All right.

Who wants? You get one. The want to have ratio is. That guy gets one. Going deep. Oh, wow. Those chairs gets one. Going deep. Oh, wow. Those chairs get one. Who didn't get one that long?

I bet you people that got one raised their hand again. Who else? There's one more on this side of that thing. Wait, I got another one coming. Who's bananas? You the side of that thing. I got another one coming. Who's bananas? You in the back, miss. That nicely. Those people who left those chairs are going to be really upset when they hear the podcast.

That nice young lady in the back has been nodding her head to all of the things. She's been enjoying all of it. She has known all the answers, and I feel like I'm disappointing her in a way. Damn it. Damn it. We left early, and then we listened to it because we were really into it, and we found out we could have gotten a Reese's Cup.

Oh, damn it. Let's play Last Man Stanton. Last Man Stanton. Let's play Last Man Stanton. This is a game where I get from the audience a member of the acting community, an actor or actress. I'll get it from a pre-selected audience member. And then we take turns naming movies that that person has been in. And if you can't think of one, you're out.

But you have one lifeline, which is the person whose name tag you chose. You can go to Brian once. That was very little confidence that you had in Brian right there. No, he gave me a really serious look and a nod.

Like, it was like, yeah, don't worry about it. It was like, you're safe with me. I got your back, Jim. He's an extremely confident lifeline. Where does this confidence come from? You're good at this game, you think? I'm all right. I'm all right, okay.

We'll never find out, though, Brian, because I'm going to smash it. Oh, snap. Oh, that'd be pretty impressive if you never had to go to Brian. And Clark will be going to Reese's Cup. Sam. Sam.

And Isaac is going to be... I forgot who I took it from. There he is. There we go. Sitting right next to Brian. And who is in front? Oh, you guys have to fight now. You're right next to each other.

Oh, Brian, don't ever fight. His idea of fighting was just being the Notre Dame mascot. Just did one of these. Yeah, Clark knows how to do it because she just saw Donnybrook. Yeah, I took notes. So many punches.

The best fighters always say, I took notes. That's what the type A fighters who have been drinking rosé afternoons say. I took notes. Is there a lot of bare knuckle fighting in it? No, actually. And you know, the director is here, and he came up.

In the room right now? Ladies and gentlemen, well, no, but he did, you know, they do the simulcast in the theaters before the screenings, and because if there's a Q&A after. And he did say, fair warning, guys, like, I know that this is being talked about. Like, there's a Q&A after and he did say fair warning guys like I know that this is being talked about like there's a lot of bare knuckle fighting it's a personal story there is

bare knuckle fighting but that's not the whole movie so like kind of warning us this isn't going to be you know warrior or like a crazy MMA movie or something like that snatch yes snatch if you will. But there is a scene at the end,

so you do get the point. All right, well, I'll check it out because it sounds like an interesting movie, but honestly, for me, bare-knuckle boxing in a movie, snatch was like, I don't need to watch any more of that in a film because they did such a great job with it. It's also probably more fun.

Snatch meaning. You know what I mean? This one is a downer. Yeah, yeah. That movie wasn't like, I mean, it was dramatic, but it wasn't, you weren't going to like cry if somebody died in the ring.

Although that Jason Statham was not a fighter in that movie, right? No. No. Okay. He did fucking fight a shark with his bare hands. He sure did. He punched that fucking shark in the nose.

He kills a shark with a knife. What is he? It's the best thing. Honestly, that moment is pretty great. What's his hilarious thing that he says after he kills him with a knife? Oh, I wish he did. He doesn't have a... Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's underwater. It's sushi time. Yeah. He does stab a shark. Who's eating shark roll? Yeah, it's that moment. I didn't forget about that.

It's pretty great. He legit punches sharks in the face. There's only a couple. There's not an exaggeration. He has to like, yeah. He's getting out of the submarine

where he's like, oh, here it comes. And then he pulls out the smallest knife and this shark is like the size of a submarine. It's like 25 meter long shark

and he pulls out like a knife I currently have in my pocket. It just swims at it. I live in Texas. I don't carry guns. Okay.

All right. Got to be prepared. Yeah. I'm just here making a mental note. Why do you think I told him the one flew over

the quickness answer? But there's that great scene in The Nice Guys with Ryan Gosling and what's his name? Russell Crowe. Yeah.

Where Russell Crowe shows Ryan Gosling that he's got a gun on his leg. And then, of course, later Ryan Gosling reaches for it. And that had been a dream where he had seen him do that. So he's like, why are you grabbing my ankle? And he's like, the gun on your ankle. He's like, I don't have a fucking gun on my ankle. So I've been thinking about that in your knife.

I hope it's really there because if it comes down to it, I'd like to know where a knife is. Oh shit. There it is right there. Oh lord, that's a knife. I mean, it's not. It's just a pocket knife, you fucking California pussies.

I'm vegan this week. This is upsetting me. I can't. I can't. There's an intensity to it. And especially how loud it was hitting the stage. It's heavy. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. All right. What, so you just leave it at home when you have to fly somewhere? Yeah. All right. I don't know what lady said yeah in the audience, but respect. Someone else.

Mm-hmm. We gave her a peanut butter cup. She's cool. She's cool. Alright, so I'm going to get a person to help us out with this game. Where is an audience member who... Oh, wow, this is an interesting coincidence.

The person's Twitter name is I Throw Punches. Oh. There it is. Oh. That's interesting. I throw knives, bitch. Yeah.

That's just too many letters for his Twitter handle. What is this I throw knives stuff about? I mean, I throw punches. What? It's anti-joke? Inside. Oh. No, I think it's anti.

It's an inside joke about you being a punchy, punching people? What's your actual name? Nate. Nate. Okay, Nate. Oh, yeah. It said that on there. It said your name was Nate.

Oh, and you also wrote to me on Twitter, not only do you have a Last Man Stanton name, that you have goods of the green variety. Is that code for something? variety. Is that code for something? Because it turns out I was hoping that there would be some goods of the green variety like just right outside like on the sidewalk out here when I leave afterwards and I would just I would just like stumble over and be oh my my god. Those are some fucking goodies of the green variety. So what's the name that you want to suggest for the last man standing today?

And it better be good. Edward Norton. Clark is shaking her head. Sam, that's your friend. She's not into it. You didn't say like Sandra Bullock or something that I could fuck with? No? I said Robert Englund.

Oh, yes, you should have. Robert Englund. We would have crushed that shit. Do you know the full titles of those things? Phantom of the Opera. Wait, what? No, he was in Phantom...

It doesn't matter. Oh, I know all the nightmares. But yes, Nightmare... Oh, no. Right, you know what I mean? The numbers and the subtitles. Oh, I got every one of them. All that shit. Yeah. Jim, are you good on Elm Street. Right, you know what I mean? The numbers and the subtitles. Got every one of them.

All of that shit. Jim, are you good on those? Sorry, on what? On the films of Robert Englund, who played Freddy Krueger. Well, I know the name of the first one. Nightmare on Elm Street. Hey, I don't want to embarrass you, but what's the name of the first one? Nightmare on Elm Street?

Nope. Nope. Nope. You're missing a It's called A Nightmare on Elm Street. Oh, is it? Full title. Jim doesn't know about full titles. Yeah, I know. It's silly, but that's

how we do it. So, yeah. So, those Freddy Krueger movies. This will be fun. The two of you, Chris and Clark, you go first, Chris. Just go back and forth. Name the Krueger movies. This will be fun. The two of you, Chris and Clark, you go first, Chris. Just go back and forth. Name the Krueger movies in order. Okay. A Nightmare on Elm Street.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2. Is it Freddy's Back? No. You're already messing up. The Rosé. We all know what A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 is. Freddy's Return. Freddy's Revenge.

Revenge. There you go. And then three is Dream Warriors. Dream Warriors. Four is Masters. Okay, we should just do this together.

We're a team now. You're not even good at it together. We fucked it up. Warriors, Master, Dream Child, Freddy's Dead to Final Nightmare, Wes Craven's New Nightmare.

Wes Craven's New Nightmare is Wes Craven's New Nightmare is clutch. I like it very much. And then I guess you could do Freddy vs. Jason if you feel up to it. If you do, which I fucks with it. I fucks with Heavy. What was the one with Jackie Earl Haley? Just a Nightmare on Elm Street. Just the remake. With Jackie Earl

Haley, you guys. That shit gets so confusing. I didn't mind that Halloween movie last night, but I do mind that it's just called Halloween. That's just so like, because then you always have to continue to say more words. The current one or the old one. We call it H4O and my nerdy friends.

Because it is 40 years. That reminds me, I was trying to remember why that one was called H2O. It was like 20 years. It wasn't 20 of them. It was 20 years. Yeah. It was really dumb.

20 years. So just in my nerdy friend group, we're like, oh, you mean H4O? And this has nothing to do with anything, but Paul Rudd is in that previous one, right? He sure is. Paul Rudd is in The Witch. Curse of Michael Myers, right? Oh, yeah, Curse of Michael Myers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Halloween 666. Some sweet, sweet Paul Rudd action. The Witch. Curse of Michael Myers. Oh, yeah. Curse of Michael Myers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Halloween 666. Some sweet, sweet Paul Rudd action. That man never ages, by the way. Yeah. Just saying. Which one are we talking about? Paul Rudd. Michael Myers.

Michael Myers. Paul Rudd. Pick. Sorry. All right. Ed Norton. We're going to go Ed Norton. The films of Ed Norton.

Yeah. He's in a lot of them. He is. I like to play along on this game. So I'll try to stay away from the I don't want to say easier ones. Who did we decide

won that last game? You, Chris? No, Clark won. We gave it to Clark. We'll go Clark, Jim, me, then you. Clark, name any movie that's got Ed Norton in it. Fight Club. Yeah.

Sure. I never actually said those words, but that's my other movie I like where people punch each other. We have a bare knuckle. My turn, my turn, my turn. It's your turn. Yeah. Okay.

That's a weird order. That order is very confusing. What? Oh, yeah. That order is just confusing. It's Jim's turn, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I don't... There's a lot of people here. It's neither What? Oh, yeah. The order is just confusing. It's Jim's turn, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I don't...

There's a lot of people here. It's neither of our turn, Chris. We're fighting for our turn, but it's Jim. He was in... Was he in... He was in... You don't want to phrase it as a question. No, he never said, uh, like that.

I do know two. I know he was in American History X. Yes. That is true. Yes. Okay, so I'm going to go with American History XI. What? The ninth in the series?

Eleventh? I don't know. I don't know. That's the one where Jackie Earl Haley is in the reboot. Ith? I don't know. I don't know. That's the one where Jackie Earl Haley is in the reboot. I mean, I probably did this.

I'm not, can't confirm, but I probably said give me one for American History 10 when I bought the ticket. I probably did. Okay,

so I play along. Ed Norton's the name of the person. I'm going to say Death to Smoochie. That's what I was about to say. Oh, sorry. It's fine. I'm a spoiler.

25th Hour? The 25th Hour? Yeah. Spike Lee? Yeah. Mm-hmm. All right. Clark?

Moonrise Kingdom? Yes. That's right. That might help out our friend Jim a little bit down there. Why would that help me out? Oh, Moonrise Kingdom? Do you know what that movie is? I walked out of it.

Woo! I like it. I like it. Why? Because you like dogs? Yeah, I was getting too excited. Getting a bit frisky. Too many dogs on screen.

Had to go home, you know. Dog, dog, dog. Well, clearly you left before the dog died. Or got shot, or whatever. I think that, yeah, there was like, I think Bruce Willis was doing something, and that got me out of there. Yeah, I could see that.

But I can name an Edward Norton film. Okay. Birdman. Yeah. That's the name of the film, isn't it? Full title, please. The Adventures of the Most Wonderful Birdman. You don't remember that it had that weird hypothetical after Birdman?

No. No, I don't. It was just called Birdman, wasn't it? It definitely was. But also, let him have it. I don't care. Oh, thanks. Thanks, no. No, I don't. It was just called Birdman, wasn't it? It definitely was. But also, let them have it. I don't care about that. Oh, thanks. Thanks, mate.

But it has a weird-ass subtitle. I only came out with the title of the film. Yeah, but, you know, that's the challenge, is to remember the rest of that bullshit. Yeah. Fair enough. I don't even remember it. Well, I know it if you guys stop saying the wrong words.

Does it have anything to do with Valerie is about to experience how far a girl can go or whatever the fuck? Okay. Let me get it exactly. Birdman or Valerie's about to discover how far a girl has to go to find

Mr. Right. One best picture. Or the unexpected virtue of ignorance. Thank you. It's my job to know it. So it's not impressive. So Jim is still in. Word. Yeah.

Okay. Which means you. I mean, I'm certainly only going to write down Birdman. I'm not going to write the whole thing out. Okay, here's one that's, you know, fun from my perspective. Leaves of Grass. Ah, that was my pocket one. Oh, shit.

That was the one I was keeping in my pocket. That's funny, because that's in my pocket, too. Yeah. Oh, shit. That was the one I was keeping in my pocket. That's funny because that's in my pocket, too. I think I'm right about this. Primal Fear.

Yes. Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. Okay, so... Ed Norton. I got a conundrum here. He's a man. Because I know he was in a movie that either has the full title of his character name

or I'm getting it confused with another. You know what I mean? So it's like the audience knows exactly what I'm talking about. Well, you could go to your lifeline, sort it out with that person or pick another of all the great Ed Norton movies. Ooh, I just thought of one.

I got one. I got two. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Keeping the Faith. Yes! Oh shit, that wasn't one of mine. Good for you. Where are we at here?

Jim's turn. And you still got your lifeline, I think? Yeah, but I think I think I think I've worked out your clue to me about the Moonrise Kingdom. Yeah. Was he in the Grand Budapest Hotel?

Yeah. Damn it. Another one I just thought of. There we go. Excellent work, detective. Of course, it popped into my head just now, is the Incredible Hulk. Yeah.

I didn't know if it was the Hulk or the Incredible Hulk. They went Incredible on that one. I was leaning towards Incredible. Sorry, Sam. That's twice I've let you down this game. Isaac, question. I have one. I'm 95%

sure I have the title right. Do I go to you? Or do I stick with the... What do you think? I'll take Isaac's. Yeah, because he might have a different title altogether. The Bourne Legacy. That wasn't what you were thinking of?

It was not. Okay, there you go. Good job. Good work. Very good. Red Dragon. Mark says Red Dragon. Yeah, I sort of feel like he was in this film. I haven't seen it, but should I just go for it? Yeah, you might as well.

I mean, I feel pretty sure. Well, go for your lifeline. You could save this one you're thinking about for the next round. You know, your lifeline could give you something that you weren't thinking about, just like what happened with Chris just now. Shall I ask you then, Brian?

Yeah. Brian's saying... I said yeah. Brian's saying ask me, ask me. I could capsize the game for you. I really hope he doesn't say the one I have. Come on. Isle of Dogs.

Oh, yeah. What do you think of that? Yeah, no, that's very good. Well done, Brian. Isle of Dogs it is. Not as good as the one that I've got still within me. You still got another one. That's the beauty of it.

Very strategic. Muchas gracias. Yeah. Chris, did you hear that I got hired to perform in Rome? Son of a bitch I mean I call it the Italian job Yeah yeah yeah I know what you meant

I'm pretty sure this is the right name of this movie The Heist? Damn it. Oh, shit. It hit me with a hard no. You know what movie I'm thinking of, though? Yeah.

You do, but that's not the name of it? No. Sorry, Isaac. Nice try. Clark? All right, Sam, what you got? Sam says The Illusionist. Yes, great. Oh, I should have thought of that. But thank right, Sam, what you got? Sam says The Illusionist. Yes, great.

Oh, I should have thought of that. But thank you, Sam. There you go, The Illusionist. All right, Jim, hit us with that great one. Okay, I haven't seen it, but I just have a feeling he was in I Heart Huckabees. Is that right or not? Nope, that is not right.

I mean, I would feel, I'd have that same sort of positive energy if I thought he was in I Heart Huckabees. Well, there's someone who looks quite a lot like him. I say he would be the highlight, probably. There is someone who looks like him. Possibly. Jude Law in that movie looks a lot...

He's doing like an Ed Norton thing. Oh, really? In a way. It's a fun movie. You might like it. I might. I won't see it. Yeah, that's all right.

That's fair. You got things to do. I get it. It's it's no big deal hey was i the only contestant who got it right though what did sam just win because this round nobody everybody missed almost i'm still was he a child actor as well or not uh not no i don't think i think primal fear was the first time we really saw him and he might it might have even been his first screen role. He got some acclaim on Broadway at first, I think. But I'm still trying to think of one more, Clark, just to show off. Because do you have another one if it gets back to you? I think he was either a producer.

Don't help me, though. No, no, no. He was either a producer or he help me though he was either a producer or he had a small role but this might sound weird but was he in Frida? no seriously he was in Frida

he was in there so I'm going to go with Frida your turn it was my phone. Sorry, I got a tweet. That's my alarm because it jumps out of my pocket when I have to tweet. Yeah, but that's probably right.

And then I want to think of one more, though, if I can. I just feel awful. Like, Ed Norton is a guy. He's in every, he's in a lot of guy. He's in a lot of stuff. He's in a lot of stuff, but he's also particular. He's also rumored to be difficult to work with. True.

But he's been in a lot of good stuff. Like the People vs. Larry Flint. Yeah. Cool, then I say Frida. Back to you, Doug. You say Frida and I say Frida. So let's call the whole thing off. Clark Wolf is the winner.

Oh boy. Buzzed on Rosé, you guys. It was the score, by the way the score and you also pulled up rounders fuck I can't believe I forgot rounders yeah that's a memorable one

there are so many yeah there's some other ones before the devil knows your dad rounders what the painted veil oh that was about some disease. Collateral Beauty.

He's in so many things. I don't even know what that is. Oh, yeah, Collateral Beauty. That's where Will Smith got hand-delivered notes from Hope. And Death. And Death. What the fuck are you people talking about? Yeah.

Sausage party! Helen Mirren, Ed Norton. Ed Norton and Helen Mirren and somebody else are like angels. Who? That sounds like a... Oh, she's just looking at other movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he certainly has worked quite a bit. And that was awesome of you to come up with all those answers, Clark. So. Thank you. Congratulations, Sam. Shire Wolves. Yeah, what's his name again? Sam.

Sam, come get your prizes, Sam. Good job, Sam. Come take this giant fucking picture of my face. I don't know how you're going to deal with all this stuff. Yeah, do you have any friends, Sam? Don't touch that knife. Yeah, that knife's not in a prize bag. That was expensive. I'm going to take that back.

All this stuff. All that. Yeah, it's so many bags. And this table. It's actually prize bags. Yeah, it's a bunch of stuff. One time, while Sam clears his things, I gave my keys, my car keys away in a Ducks Love Movies pride bag. And that poor gentleman, Jamie is his name.

Jamie, if you're listening, thank you. But he drove all the way back to the venue and he was like, I have Clark's keys. And I was like, all right. It was very nice of him. I didn't drive here though. She put her Uber driver in the bag. I sure did.

Congratulations, dude. Can you carry it all? He's got it. Yeah. Do you want your name tag back? I'm okay. He's okay. Oh, there's one more peanut butter cup on it.

No, there is not. Turns out there is not. Oh, but you No, there's not. Turns out there is not. Oh, but you guys, no, there's Mr. Good Bars and Crackles. There's a couple of Crackles? Nope, there's Mr. Good Bars, though. I'm kidding, yes. I didn't want to share, but I'll share with you, Doug. If you want a Crackle, you can have a Crackle.

You know what? There are two. We'll split them. Yay. Deal. Here you go. Mr. Good Bar for you. I like a good Crackle.

I'm fine, thank you. You're not searching for? Looking. Oh, yeah, for you. I like a good crackle. I'm fine, thank you. You're not searching for? Looking. Oh, yeah, for you. Correct title, Looking. Oh, yeah, there you go. Yeah. Chris Cubis, what do you got to plug?

What's coming up for you, dude? Promote yourself. ChrisCubisComedy.com for all my dates. I'm in L.A. for a couple weeks in October. Got a ton of shows booked, so look out for those if you're listening to that there. Check out my podcast. It's called Cancelled. We watch TV shows and they last in one season. I'm currently watching

Bunheads with the great Martha Kelly. So tune into that. Super fun. I didn't know Martha was in that. She is not, but we are doing that podcast together. Spoiler alert. She hates that show.

I was going to say, yeah, that's insane. I would also love to see Martha Kelly as like a ballerina. All right, so how many episodes of that do you have

to get through? A lot. We are in like, we're like the halfway point. Yeah, because they made 12 of that one. They made 18 or 19 episodes. Oh my goodness.

All right, well good luck with that and all the things you do. And we'll see you back here Wednesday night. Yes, sir. Yeah. Clark, I'd invite you back for Wednesday night, but you're on a jet plane on Monday. You're right. And what would you like to plug?

You can follow my adventures on Instagram, at Clark Wolf, Clark with an E, Wolf with an E. And I'm here repping sci-fi fangirls. So check them out. You can find a lot of my coverage there. And I also have a podcast. It's called Sending the Wolf. And we pick any movie off of any AFI list. So it can be laughs, it can be the

original, it can be the revised version, whatever. And we talk about it. Season one has 30 episodes. We've had some great guests, so give it a listen. You can find all that stuff on social media. Clark with an E, Wolf with an E. Thank you.

Thank you, Clarky Wolfy. Thank you, Doug E. Benson. And good old Jimmy Hosking, everybody. Woo! Do people call you Jimmy? I think maybe one person does. I get a lot of Jimbo.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. That's probably regional. Yep, it's Central London. Yeah. Yeah, I can't imagine anybody here in Texas deciding to call you Jimbo, but maybe.

No, I think they do. Do they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Glendale, for sure. Glendale, yep. Here's your ticket, Jimbo, for the documentary. Yeah, that kind of thing. An Evening with Beverly Loughlin.

Not like any movie you will ever see before or since. And you can catch it starting on... You're looking at me like, is that a compliment? Actually, you were pulling this facial expression. I was? I was just copying it, yeah. You were mirroring my face. It's like when you're feeding a baby and you sort of go...

It's available for your eyeballs October 19th? Exactly. Did I get that right? Yes, you did, yeah. Yay. Yeah, let's hear it for them. My plug is just saying Reno seriously. Come on.

Reno. Look at it. Tons of people came down here today for a free show. Why don't you pay 20 bucks or whatever it is and come see me at the Reno Tahoe Comedy Club in

Reno. Tahoe's like 45 minutes away. I don't know why they put it in the title. Come see me there October 6th doing a Doug Loves Movies with some of your favorite guests. And speaking of favorite guests, these three are definitely three of mine.

One more time for Chris Cubis, Clark Wolf, and Jim Hosking. And, oh, Jim, could you pass me your bowling pin? Thank you very much. This is the consolation prize. Yeah, we don't need to read Clark's. Now I've got to decide which one's better

now that all the momentum's gone anyway. I can't even read this shit. Yeah, that's a hard one. What the fuck, man? Sam does have a good one, I'm just saying. Oh, yeah, Brett Kavanaugh's a good one. the fuck man oh yeah Brett Kavanaugh's a good one I just wanted to get that in there on a personal level so all right what okay I mean this this one's like way out of context. We don't know why that happens in the... Okay, anyway.

Parking here at Fantastic Fest is a shithead. Okay. Not a problem for a lot of us. I mean, because we're from out of town. Don't have to park. Well, that reminds me, though. My Uber is in the garage. I did say keep it running oh thanks again to

Fantastic Fest and to the Highball and Austin Texas and I'll see you guys like I always do at South By and over at Cab City Comedy and the old lady

that Captain Marvel punched in the face is a shit head. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies.