Doug Loves Movies - Colt Cabana, Ben Bailey, Taylor Rizzo and Trey Galyon guest

Episode Date: November 16, 2016

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you from the UCB Theater, Franklin location,

in Los Angeles on Tuesday, November 15, 2016. The world hasn't ended yet. I'm going to say that at the beginning of every show from now on. Until the world ends. You guys got some name tags out there? Do we have any good ones out there to take a peek at? Okay. I see enough.

Oh, there's a big one back there. What's that supposed to be? It's like Captain America? You drew it? And what'd you change his name to? Zacton of America. Zacton?

Zach and Erica. Oh, and Erica. Erica's just right in there. It worked out so good for you. What's the thing on the stick over there? I saw you yesterday at midnight.

You saw me on at midnight? I'm your judge guard. And my judge outfit? I just have my name. That's a really complicated thing. I don't think the listeners are going to be able to fully appreciate that thing you made.

I did a terrible job of translating. But thank you to everybody for making name tags. And as you can see, we got four guests tonight. So I'm glad we have at least four name tags in the audience. Real quick, some Doug plugs. Saturday, Doug

Loves Movies is back at Helium in Portland. I think it might be sold out, but give a peek if you are interested in coming to that. And then the next LA show is at Meltdown Comics one week from tonight, Tuesday, November 22nd. Sweet Home

San Diego, November 23rd. New York City, Sunday, November 27th. Lots more to come. For more dates and info, go to douglasmovies.com. That's douglasmovies.com from the corrections department

in the Sacramento show we named several Muppet movies that one could argue are not Disney movies but now that Disney owns Muppets I guess they own the library retroactively or something. I don't know. But we had some fun talking about that on Twitter.

It's Southland Tales not Southside Tales. And Wayne's World was directed by Penelope Spheeris and Wayne's World 2 was directed by Stephen Sergic. Apologies to the lives that were lost because of those mistakes.

I brought a I'm getting down to the lives that were lost because of those mistakes. I brought a... I'm getting down to the wire on my Ash vs. Evil Dead bags. Somebody's going to win one here tonight along with lots of Ash vs. Evil Dead swag and some stuff that I got at midnight from appearing on there like the gentleman over there pointed out.

This is a fancy water bottle. I've never tried it so I can't really recommend it. Some cookies from D. Luscious Cookies. Made their way in here. A shirt.

A Douglas Movies shirt. And another shirt. So you got two shirts. You find five more shirts and your week is set. A CD called The Great American Mid-Range by The Elms. Does that sound good? I didn't think so. That's why it's in the bag. A cool Ash vs. Evil Dead hat

there might be a couple more things in here I want to point out but basically a lot of stuff in an Ash vs. Evil Dead bag plus all the stuff that my four guests here tonight bring to this stage four dudes

four dudes I enjoy a great deal and you will as well please welcome Trey Gallion Ben Bailey, Taylor Rizzo and Colt Cabana come on out fellas they always use the door this probably sums up this country the best They always use the door.

This probably sums up this country the best. People will just use a door when there's a curtain right there. Nice, soft curtain. People prefer doors. I'm new here. Shutting and opening doors. He's leaving. There he goes, out through the door, into the curtain.

See how nice that is? That's how babies are made. Hey, dudes. Let's meet them individually, starting with the guest who is making his first appearance in Los Angeles on the program. And that is our friend Colt Cabana

is here, everybody. and that is our friend Colt Cabana is here, everybody. He's been on the show in Rosemont, Illinois and Minneapolis, Minnesota and now here in Los Angeles. Yeah, the women's club. Of Minneapolis, yes. Of Minneapolis, not to be mistaken. This is not the women's club here at UCB.

This is where men do comedy. No, we have lots of great women coming out of UCB. This is where men do comedy. And no, we have lots of great women coming out of UCB. This isn't Adult Swim. Top of the line. But yeah, I didn't mean to drag you into all the politics of comedy writing, Cole Cabana, but

I've enjoyed watching you wrestle. What brings you out to Los Angeles? Are you going to do some wrestling while you're here? No, I actually have a movie, and I'm promoting my movie. You got a movie? I got a movie! Is this the right podcast to come on? I think so. Unless you want to smoke some weed and

talk about your movie, then I've got another show I could point you to. But how and when can people see the movie? Oh, it's available now on coltmerch.com how and when can people see the movie? Oh, it's available now on coltmerch.com. And it's a documentary about comedy wrestlers. Comedy wrestlers. People who wrestle with comedy.

Yes. People with comedy demons. Yeah. And you saw me. So in Minnesota at first have, you saw me do the comedy wrestling. So you're up to date on it. I enjoyed it a great deal. So it's like a whole promotion No, it's a genre within a within a niche context of wrestling mind-blown. Thank you. Thank you Yeah, that's Trey Galeone everybody

We had a great time up in Sacramento over the weekend. We did. And then we just did Getting Doug with High. We did. So how are you holding up, buddy? I'm good, man. You doing all right? It's fucking 9.50, according to that big-ass clock right there.

Oh, yeah, we got a clock right there. And, you know, just for the sake of the listeners, could you announce as every minute goes by? You betcha. Just let us know what it's saying up there. He's saying that he's doing okay. Whenever you notice it changing. 9.51. Oh my God.

That'd be the worst thing that happened. He's saying he's doing okay, Doug, but he just thought the mirror in the green room was a window. Look, all right. A window into himself? Wasn't he looking right? No, a portal definitely opened up in there. Yeah,

you're like, I'm definitely not a vampire. That's a brightly lit hallway out there. Well, I hope you're gonna do alright, Trey. I'll be fine. I hope I haven't put too much weed in you. I'm a professional. Yeah, I think you're gonna do great. But speaking of too much weed, this is the dab king now of Los Angeles,

formerly of South Carolina. It's Taylor Rizzo, everybody. Here I am. I'm not really sure what to do with myself. There's a table, but there's no weed everywhere. I know, You didn't... Yeah, that's a different show, but you'll be all right

on this show, right? Yeah, totally. I've seen a movie before. I thought you'd done this show before. 9.52. First time. That's not gonna get old.

Listen, in the booth, every time the time is about to change by a minute, turn his microphone off for ten seconds. Oh, because he knows I'll do it. You can't stop us all. Don't be.

Oh, that would be for somebody else to take over. It's like when you get a heckler thrown out and you think everything's going to be fine. Some other asshole pipes up. Yeah. I think you should have let him stay. They all sound like that. up I think you should have let him stay they all sound like these people come to your shows it's a muppet show with an amazing Muppet impression it's Ben Bailey everybody Won't you please come home? That's Bill Bailey.

Oh, sorry, Bill Bailey. That's my dad, Bill Bailey, and he is actually at home right now. Listen, you. You're visiting us from New York, my friend. Indeed I am. If you drove a cab across this country, how many stop sign challenges would you have to do?

None. None. Because there's no such thing as a fucking stop sign challenge. It's a red light challenge. But wouldn't that be fun, though, if a stop sign challenge, you look both ways, and then ask a really quick question. It's a single answer question. You have three seconds to answer. You have no time to answer because I'm just going to blow this fucking stop sign.

I would take the highway, though, probably, if I was going to drive across the country. That's probably smart. So then there wouldn't be too many stop sign challenges. Driving through residential neighborhoods all the way from New York. So you got stuff going on out here in California this week? I have a screening tomorrow night

of my new stand-up special. Thank you. It's called Ben. I'll start that shit for you. Is it open to the public? There's no wrestling. 9.54. All right.

Is it open to the public? It is open to the public. It's tomorrow night for the live audience at the Improv here on Melrose. But really, my website is new.

I have a brand new website with a new special and a couple of short films and two new podcasts. One about movies, actually. But most importantly, congrats a brand new website with a new special and a couple of short films and two new podcasts. One about movies, actually. But most importantly, congrats on that new website. Thanks, man. Same site, but

new stuff. The real Ben Bale. How does your movie podcast work? Should I be threatened? No, no. No, totally no. Is it different? Do you talk about TV? I just get really high, and then I play this sort of strangely structured game.

Oh, okay. So my game makes sense, so you have more of a trippy version. We get a really weirdly shaped table. Yeah, well, the table is rarely... We do a lot of shows with no table but since UCB

Franklin location has this long table we just take advantage of it it's perfect it's handy yeah I'm gonna do some

ironing while I'm here I love it when I make you laugh in spite of yourself oh no you don't want to give it to me. No, I was thinking about something somebody said earlier today.

I heard a really great ironing joke earlier today. And I was just laughing at that. She went one day, right? Yeah, it was a big ironing day, I guess. Ironing jokes. No, we just talk about a movie. A specific movie? It's your lady friend?

Each episode is a new movie. Your fiancé? No. Your sleepless in Seattle? Yes. My special lady friend. What movie... What rom-com is the most like your relationship with her? What column? My special lady friend What movie We love to watch movies and always have a great conversation

What rom-com is the most like your relationship with her? What column? What rom-com is most like your relationship with her? If you had to pick one Like Four weddings and a funeral

How did you meet? That's how you met over the course of five events that coincided perfectly within the same order as the film? And is this woman you're seeing named Andy McDowell? Thank you. Thank you very much.

If one person's gonna laugh that hard at it, it was worth the trouble. Don't make fun of the llama. The was worth the trouble. Don't make fun of the llama. The llama in the audience. Colt, my friend, what did you bring us for the prize bag for tonight? Because we're going to give away some

prizes. I am. Most importantly, I brought a copy of my brand new movie, The Wrestling Road Diaries 3. Funny. There it is. It's a copy of it. Signed. Ready to give away. Also, I got this out of my closet. Every year I go and I wrestle at the Gathering of the Juggalos. It's a great place to wrestle.

Of course you do. That be in the prize bag. An extra large hatchet man windbreaker for one of you lucky, lucky fans. Me and Trey are going to fight for that. Hatchet man windbreaker. We're going to comedy wrestle for it. Even a hatchet man gets chilly sometimes. Got to have a nice windbreaker.

I have a 1975 issue of The Wrestler with Andre the Giant on the cover here. Oh, shit. Oh, that's awesome. Might be the best item we've got going here tonight. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. It's two normal-sized people in a headlock, it looks like. It's Hulk Hogan.

Pulling all this stuff out of a bag of some kind? No, it was just on the ground. Okay. And then, like I've disclosed before, when Netflix didn't have streaming, I would get the DVDs, and then I would burn them at home, and I would draw the cover art of them.

So you get a cover art, Cold Commanded cover art drawn, Danny Roan, first time director, and since we're here at the UCB, Martin and Orloff. And that's starring, right? Matt Walsh? Matt Walsh and

Ian Roberts. And most importantly, the big guy in that movie is professional wrestler Big Sally Graziano. Oh. So we're learning something here.

All right. And those are, you get my hand-drawn DVDs. Right on. I'm sorry. My hand-drawn DVD-R 16Xs. There you go. That's a pretty

great prize. What are you going to do about that, Trey? Wait till you see what fucking Trey has got. Seriously. Let's start with the Pepsi chart music quiz. Times of terror. Worst air disasters.

Looking for comedy in the Muslim World. That's an Albert Brooks movie. I don't know why that's a punchline. Oh, wait. The Electric Horseman. Oh. Wait, there's more. Redford and Fonda.

I've got a Gallagher comedy album. Gallagher on vinyl. Yeah, I'm sure that'll work out great. Sledge-o-matic on vinyl. Beautiful cover art with the classic hot dog banana. Classic. Creepy babies on his shoulder, one of whom has a Hitler mustache. We confirmed it in the green room. That is a Hitler of whom has a Hitler mustache. We confirmed it in the green room

that is a Hitler mustache. An adorable Hitler mustache. I like his classic hatchet man routine. And then I've got Rowan and Martin's Laugh-It album. And then last but not least...

Are you dying? Why are you giving away... No, because I have a lot of great friends that live in the city, and they want to depart with some shit. They all want to contribute. Yeah, and then All in the Family, the second album, which should be awesome

because track one on side one is named Breasts, so I'm sure that's going to be solid. Why is there an album all in the family it's just clips from the show yeah but like gloria's like got her ass out like check out my ass i'm like kind of it's really really great stuff you're welcome yeah that, that's a lot of business. Again, did you bring it in some sort of bag or just in a stack? Just in a stack, man. Sorry.

Taylor brought a bag. What was in your bag? You got a lot of... I have a lot of stuff. Walking away with a lifetime of entertainment. And a sweet jacket. A sweet-ass jacket. I'm taking that fucking jacket

Yeah I got a little Hateful A book that's been water damaged Pretty severely That gives it that old west feel Yeah Felt comfortable enough to give that away I got this weird Pulp fiction print that is on like

What I got this weird Pulp Fiction print that is on like... It's on like some weird nylon ribbon. Whoa, that is weird. It's only weird to the touch, though, not to hear about it. Yeah, I don't know how to explain what that actually is. It's really weird to hear about. Yeah, I don't know how to explain what that actually is. This is really weird to hear about. Oh, shit.

It does feel like a poster made out of ribbon. Yeah, I told you. It's got Uma Thurman on it. Yeah, think of a first place ribbon, but with Uma Thurman on there. All right, I got some 3D glasses from the only movie that I've ever cried at, Jackass 3D. Which part?

At the end when they're all singing the Weezer song and looking at the old footage. And my childhood ended at that very moment. You kind of bummed me out a little bit. I cried real hard in front of a bunch of people that just watched a guy poop volcano all over a little city. All right. We don't have to have a story with every item. Oh, man. I've been working on it for weeks.

I got some other horror movies. Alien, American Werewolf in London, and Halloween. Whoa, those are the three best ones. Boom. My favorite. Yeah, just in time for Halloween. I bought those on Halloween, and then now I'm giving them away.

Okay. I also have two of my favorite movies. The Fall. I don't know if any of you have seen that. I love it. That's J-Lo? It's directed by the dude who's a cinematographer on The Cell, which is a beautiful shot.

Oh, that was J-Lo. That was J-Lo, yes. And another movie called... Is that his name? Tar Sam, yes. Good job. And then Sound of My Voice, which is probably my favorite movie,

not directed by Tarantino or Kubrick. Same people who did The East. This is about a cult? Yes. People that go undercover in a cult? Yeah,

people that try to make a documentary about a cult. It's very good. If you like The East, check it out. That's pretty vague. Yeah.

If you like, hey, you know this movie you haven't heard of? If you have, if you like this this movie you haven't heard of? If you have... If you like this other movie you haven't heard of, this first movie you haven't heard of that I was talking about is right up your alley. I thought you meant just like the region, the east.

Like east of here? I like the east. It's kind of a relative thing. Specifically the Middle East. Taylor, do you want to keep that bag? No, you can have it. Oh, perfect. Now we're talking. Passive aggressive question.

Were you planning to keep that bag for you? It was nicer from a distance and now that I'm touching it again it feels weird but it's terrible podcast material. This isn't good material in general but it's from Urban Outfitters. That must be an expensive bag.

Yeah. It's inside out. Is it really? Yeah. It doesn't really matter, though, does it? Now they've got a little feel for it at home. They could... I just heard the fabric brushing against itself.

If you pull a rabbit out of there right now... That is a fucking weird thing. This is gripping. Will he get this bag straightened out you know what you could do to fill this dead air Ben Bailey what'd you bring

nothing first of all the shit for the gift bag what happened everybody brings all their stuff I don't know why you didn't bring just one item. I have a vanity kit from the hotel bathroom. Okay.

Those are always appreciated. But some of the stuff is missing. It's not really the whole kit. It's just... You took the shower cap. Some Q-tips. And a couple of cotton swabs. Then that's just some Q-tips and cotton swabs. Then that's just some Q-tips

and cotton swabs. All right, yeah, Q-tips are cotton swabs. Just some Q-tips in here. So just cotton swabs and cotton swabs on a stick. And I brought this rubber duck. That's a little cutie. Yeah.

I thought... I thought maybe somebody... Trying to be excited about your stupid prizes. How many more... How many more things? I have this bag of shit that I brought. I have two copies of my new special. Oh, okay. Which will be out on

Friday. It's always good to have doubles in case your house burns down and you lose both. I have some passes to the screening tomorrow night. Oh, terrific. Does anybody live here in LA? Go to that if you win tonight.

I'll put a couple of those in. And then just to round things out, I brought a pair of pears. Wow, so like, yeah, if any of you are just getting into painting, you want to do some still life. Or if you're hungry. No, I wouldn't.

I don't know. Which one of those would you eat, Colt? The pear next to the bag of shit. Oh, and it all comes in this fancy poke bowl, poke bar bag. Yeah, I'm going to need that for sure. Got to try to consolidate this stuff.

Well, thank you to everybody for bringing in all this stuff. Briefly, because we're running a little long at this point. We have time. Okay, let's talk about... What time is it, by the way? 10.07.

They've got other shows lined up here tonight. They've got three or four more shows, so I've got gotta keep things on time or try to. We could go a few minutes long. I can't apologize to the next show by name because I don't know what it is. But you know, whatever it is,

they could suck it. This show is just getting better and better. It really is. It's really found a groove where movies and movie trivia barely come into it. We just talk about prizes and throw donuts at people and then everybody goes home happy.

No, let's seriously get into it. Yeah, there you go. What's the last movie you saw, Colt? I've been flying a lot, and so the one I saw on the way here, I looked at the title, I tried to memorize it like three times, no clue what it is.

Casey Affleck is in a boat and rescues people from the 1950s. Wait, this is a a boat and rescues people from the 1950s? Wait. This is a magical boat that he pulls people out of the 50s? Yes. Onto the boat?

He brings them to now. Anyone have any clue what movie I'm talking about? Does he rescue Rachel Adams because she loves time travel? That's Mick Adams. Mick Adams. Rachel Adams is just

somebody who lives down the block. You know anyone named Rachel Adams. That's a cute girl. Yeah, oh yeah. Cute sounding girl. Congratulations all you out there. What? The perfect rescue?

I don't know. Oh, uh, the finest hour? The finest hour. There it is. That's what I thought. Oh, it's like talking to my parents. Oh, no. Oh, The Finest Hour? The Finest Hour. There it is. That's what I saw. Oh, it's like talking to my parents. Oh, man.

The perfect risk. Oh, The Finest Hour? Yeah, that's the one. Pretty close. Yeah, of course. That was decent by me, I thought. He pulled it out of nowhere, man. Well, I mean, you did name Casey Asher.

It's called One Man Standing. You mean Lone Surviv nowhere, man. But, well, I mean, you did name Casey Asher. It's called one man standing. You mean lone survivor, mom. Yeah, yeah. That sort of thing. All right, so I consolidated everything into one bag except for the jacket. I don't know what to do with the jacket. Put it on.

Oh, great call. Again, more for us here than for the people at home. No. Next person. Oh, sorry. What else? I just want to say real quickly I cried on the 33 on the flight.

Another flight I watched. Yes, about the Chilean miners who are trapped in there and then you cried when they showed all the real guys at the end hugging each other on the beach? No, I cried during the, spoiler alert, the rescue. Yeah, yeah, the whole movie is kind of based on a thing where we know they got out. I thought they were still in there. Yeah, I found myself crying.

Like bawling, bawling hard on the plane. Woos. Wow. Coach? I'm okay with that. Yeah? Coach the plane. Woos. Wow. Coach? I'm okay with that. Yeah? Coach? Dude.

I wasn't coach. I had my hat over my eyes because I was kind of embarrassed. You look great in that Juggalo jacket. Thank you very much. It's more of a wrap, but you know. Trey, have you seen any movies lately? We've been hanging out. I don't remember seeing any movies.

Yesterday I watched Windy City Heat with Huntsberger. Because he's never seen it. Oh, wow. Yeah, so Windy City Heat. So you just popped that in? Yeah. Well, somebody was nice enough to put it on YouTube. It really holds up, right?

Oh, fucking A does it. It's so funny. It is really funny. It's unbelievable. Nobody? I saw it. Yeah, it's really good if you've never seen it. If you've never seen it.

If you've never seen it, look it up on YouTube. It's just a long-form prank that culminates in this movie is a big part of it. Right, that they pulled on the comic. And it's really, really well done. Yeah, they made him believe that he had the lead role in a fictional movie. And they just play pranks on him the entire time. It's really awesome. And you would think, oh, until you

watch the movie and you realize, oh, this guy's a total dickweed. Like, this is cool. Yeah. Check it out. Yeah, he's kind of mentally ill, I think. He's kind of scary. But it's funny because he's got a temper, so when they prank him and he

gets really mad about it, it's pretty hilarious. He does the Sam Kennison yell. Yeah, he just... Oh, he gets really mad about it and it's pretty hilarious. He does a Sam Kennison yell. Yeah, he just... Oh, he gets really screechy. Yeah. It's good stuff. It is. It's hilarious.

Taylor Rizzo. Bobcat, right? Bobcat's in it. Bobcat told Wade to put it together. But as the director within the movie, he's directing the movie

that they put him in in the movie and as the director he wears the riding pants the joggers and talks through a megaphone the entire movie even during like

meetings and shit and the dude that they're playing the prank on just nothing normal to him like oh that's just how directors are

that's how they behave yeah it's really a shocking amazing film William the Refrigerator Perry is in there it's so Artie Banks is in it

it's so good. You just gotta check that out. Taylor Rizzo's turn. I just saw Arrival today. Oh. Starring the one and only. A smattering of applause. It was good. I was told that people hated it

and I enjoyed it. I hear mostly positive things about it. It didn't really... It didn't knock my dick in the dirt, as I like to say, about movies that I enjoy, but it's a quality P. It didn't knock my D,

but it's a quality P. It's a quality product. I give it the QP. I thought I was really going to hate it, but I didn't. It's got some really interesting ideas in it. I thought I was going to I gave it the QP. I thought I was really going to hate it, but I didn't. It's got some really interesting ideas in it.

Enjoyed it. There's a lot of idea talk in it, which is nice to hear. But then on the other hand, you know, I want to see this shit blown up too. Who's the chosen one?

Is that who you said it stars? Oh, no. Starring the one and only. The one and only Amy Adams. Ah. Whose name is not uttered on this show. Yeah. stars? Starring the one and only. The one and only Amy Adams. Whose name is not uttered on this show. I like her just fine. Now we're campaigning

to get her on the show, right Jordan? It's Jordan's birthday today everybody. Oh shit, happy birthday man. Let's sing a song to him. Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the park.

Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack. I don't care. Nobody else. Come on, man. Help me out, guys. That was fantastic. I sing alone or not at all. Do we ask everybody, Ben?

No, not yet, Doug. You didn't ask me. Ben Billy? I watched Batman versus Superman, colon, Dawn of Justice. That sounds about right. It's phenomenal. It's fucking phenomenal, man. For reals?

Yeah. You just saw this like a day or two ago? Like five days ago. Five days ago. Yeah. And you... Blew me away. You'd just gotten around to it?

Yeah. You'd heard all the talk? You'd heard all the negative talk? I hadn't heard shit about it. You didn't let... Oh, you didn't know anything about it? I didn't hear a fuck. You missed it all.

I was like, Batman and Superman are in a movie together? I'm watching that. And then I... Listen, I'm gonna... Right now we're gonna have to do a stoplight challenge Alright Fuck I'm in dude Hit me

When are you gonna see Suicide Squad In 2018 I don't know Yeah but you haven't seen that No Okay But you really love

Batman V Superman Yeah I thought it was Fucking awesome Did you hear Trump might overturn Batman v Superman? He said he was gonna So I doubt he will Yeah he promised it so it probably won't happen So we lucked out there

I want to overturn Batman v Superman Is it V? We lucked out there. I want to overturn Batman and V Superman. Is it V? Is it V Superman? It's V-S, I think. I think it's V-S. Well, that's versus. Yeah, I think so.

Yeah. It's the same guy that did Watchmen. What are you saying right now? Do you think you're delivering news to anyone in this room? No, no. I thought... You asked me about what movie I had seen. You've seen the latest Star Wars?

It's The Lost Guy. I haven't seen the latest Star Wars movie yet. Well, I wish you luck tonight in all the games because these guys, we've got some whip smart panelists here over here. you know, wish you luck tonight in all the games because these guys, we got some whip smart

panelists here over here. Yeah. 10-17. Whip smart. I forgot about the clock gag and I thought that was like police code or something. We started a new one, man. It's 10-17.

10-17 is police code for we got a smart ass. It's 10-17. We got a real talker here. Oh, so yeah, so Bert Kreischer, turn off the show because now it's probably the show where I say, let the games begin. And gentlemen, you need to pick some name tags.

It's not going to be easy, but you need to stand up, get out there, and pick the name tag that speaks to you. I have no respect for guests that come on the show and refuse to pick a name tag. The next name tag could be our next president. And while you do that, we'll do this.

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Great job, everybody. Right, we did it. Oh, you did pick it. I was rooting for Zactain M. Erica. Yeah, it's Zactain M. Erica. I think it's supposed to be Zacton America. Okay, but then you gotta really pronounce the Zach and Erica parts,

because that's who it's about. Zacton, um, Erica! You were teasing me earlier about how riveting the show was, and you're sitting there going, Zacton! America! You were unfolding a bag. Which is less interesting to listen to?

Crinkle, Crinkle or Zecton? America! Oh, that's not how you say it. That's how I say it. I think it's a good sign though. I love it, yeah. She did a great job and I was rooting for her and I'm how you say it. That's how I say it. All right. I think it's a good sign, though. I love it, yeah. She did a great job, and I was rooting for her, and I'm glad you picked it.

It's Zach. I think it's a dude. Two people. There's Erica, too. It's Zach and Erica. Yeah, they worked on it together. Did that just now sink in? Yeah.

Yeah, you know what? I'm going to go back. Oh, my gosh. Don't trade it in. People get so sad when that happens. Did I sell that too well? What do you got there, Taylor? I picked DeJamie Unmained.

I can't fucking read, guys. I had to say the duh because... DeJamie. Yeah, DeJamie Unmained. Unmained you changed it to mained unmained unmained did you just move from Maine

oh he moved here from Maine I can't believe I figured that shit out yeah I thought you just cut off your gorgeous locks of hair so you're unmained but you're not we just moved out of Maine just in time for

to be legal here also. Good job. It's legal in both places now. None of our names are on there. No, just Doug. It's very nice, though. Photoshopped and printed on high-gloss photo paper. All right.

Nice work to Jamie. I got the Liana King. Right? It's pretty slick. And she's the lion, right? And then Doug, you're the monkey dude, and you're holding up a bong.

It looks like a cover of the New Yorker. Right? Good job, Liana. Very good job. Yeah. Excellent. Oh, Colt got something Very good job. Yeah. Excellent. That's awesome. Me liking it. Oh, Colt got something on a stick.

Yeah. Try to describe it. Okay. This is Mark, and he fancies himself a cartoonist. And it says, The High Court. And it has Doug Benson in his court of law. Was it... Am I allowed to spoiler?

Was it Todd Glass? That's the... Todd Glass. Todd Glass. We did practice shows today. Todd lot of spoiler was it todd glass that's the todd glass we we did practice shows today todd glass was the bailiff and he's the bailiff and so he wrote a bunch of jokes you want me to say one of them sure okay order in the court who ordered the burrito supreme is that you're crazy if you don't think I'm going to use that. Bang my gavel. Order of the court.

I like a sandwich. His was better. I can't compete with his. Burrito. Come on, man. You want another one for him? Sure. Strike that match and light this joint.

Are you trying to get a writing job? Yeah. Stenographer, I'd like you to strike that. Done. You gotta wait for the joke. You should let me finish it. Strike that. Match and light that bowl.

Why would she go back to type? Oh, I guess you're striking it? She's professional, so you gotta type it first and then light the bowl. But what's the dude's name on the name tag? That's Mark. Mark, okay, Mark. Good job, Mark. Thank you for promoting my upcoming show.

The High Court. I appreciate it. The High Court with Judge Doug Benson. Yeah. You think watching me fill a bag is riveting. Wait till you see me making decisions. That sounds cool. Trying to follow cases. Yeah, I think it's going to be fun.

Let's start tonight. We've got about 25 minutes for more games than we have time for, but I'm going to squeeze it all in. 10-23. We'll start with a game called Live, Die, Repeat.

I will say the title of a movie, and then the first one of you to repeat it back wins. Done. Look at Ben's face. Look at Ben's face. Not so good for the listeners. Yeah, but it's funny. Are you confused by any of that?

No, it just seems like a pretty simple... He seems mortified. But only one man can win. Right, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Four men enter. Yeah.

I got this. What is it? What movie are you going to do? As soon as I say it, I can jump in See who says it first Can we start before you're done? You can if you

If you think you know where it's going Could be a short title You know I could like Just fucking spring a Sully on you It's not some more confusing shit With two names in it Trey wins What?

Wait what happened? Totally snuck it by me. What just happened? Oh my God. What the fuck just happened? I have no idea. 1024. Do I do another one?

Did one really just happen? Yeah. Yeah, we should probably do it. No, I've never even heard of it. You know Sully Sullenberger? Oh, that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That.

It's a he. Well, not the movie. The movie's a that. You ever eat at Sullenburgers? They open up next to Wahlburgers. One's an angry vibe, one's a sad vibe. I was totally laughing. I didn't even know that you did that one.

Did what? Sully? So you didn't do it. Do what? No, I was just talking about, I was having fun with the name Sullenberger and then Wahlburgers. Right, no, I mean before that, though.

You don't want to confuse either of those with Good Burger. When you did the whole thing and he already won, like, we didn't even know. Yeah. Yeah.

Right? Right? Am I right in the same way? Am I right in the same way? You shouldn't confuse either of those with Good Burger? Good Burger!

Yeah, there you go. Cold picket that way now. I was waiting for Good Burger. Way to go, dude. There's no way I'm going to win this if I continue to be the distraction.

I made the Good Burger out there and nobody... I thought you had said it. Every time we look that way... All right, well, that game is silly. Let's... Let's move on.

I love Good Burger. A lot of people do, yeah. Great movie. I enjoy Kenan Thompson on SNL. He's always the guy they cut to when something stupid or gross is happening and he just has a look on his face like, what the fuck?

They did it with the Dave Chappelle sketch where he's making out with Kate McKinnon and they just cut to him. At one point they cut to him and a little frog fell out of the sky and landed on the bar. The audience didn't even laugh, but I thought it was fucking hilarious.

Okay, let's play ABCD's Nuts. Word. It's sort of a spelling game. Since Trey won the last game, he gets to go first in this one. And since it's opening Friday, let's spell... Don't question it, dude.

I can't believe I'm touching it. All right. We're going to spell... Well, he got Sully first. The rest of that was just extra fun. Bonus fun. Let's spell Fantastic Beasts. Just the Fantastic Beasts part, not

in the where to find them. I'm excited to see this movie. You a big Harry Potter fan there, Ben? Sure, yeah. You heard of this one? Yeah. Okay, good. Just yesterday. Oh, well, just in time.

It opens Friday. You didn't get the word as slowly as you did on Bat V Soup. That was overturned. That'd be a... That'd be a fun short film, Bat V Soup,

where, like, a bat flies into a vat of soup and has trouble getting back out because it's real heavy soup. Maybe kind of

a lentil variety. I'm going to say a letter from Fantastic Beasts in order to you starting with F with Trey

and you name any movie that begins with letter F if you match the movie I wrote down ahead of time, you win the game. Oh, right, yeah. If you can't think of one, you're out, but that's ridiculous. So Fantastic Beasts is what we're spelling, so you start with the F, Trey. Fantastic Beasts.

Let me guess, you fucking won again. Oh, damn it. I've just said it I know you did It's Fantastic Beasts And Having a Good Burger Alright no I can think of another F F do it

Right Yes quickly F Fast and the Furious There you go I went with Frankenstein. Okay. A for Colt. Aspen Extreme.

Okay. You know, you could say stuff like that all night, and I'll believe you. I went with Alien. N for you there, Ben. North by Northwest. I went with Night of the Lepus. Or is it Lepus?

Lepus? It was about mutated rabbits. Oh, jeez. Yeah. T for Taylor. Terminator. Well, we use the word the. It counts for T as well, so you want to go with the Terminator?

Okay. That's not a double T, though, right? It doesn't matter. A lot of these titles have other words in the title and letters For T, I went with Trolls A, Trey

A Aliens Oh shit, I went with Alien 3 Dude, real. Full title. Alien 3. The 3 is the little one up in, like... Isn't that Resurrection?

To the third. No, it's just Alien with a little 3 up there. Just a little 3. Just up. Yeah. It's cute. In the movies, just a bunch of shots running down caves while you're listening to Nine Inch Nails. S is the next

letter for Colt. Scrooged. Oh, I like that. The holidays are coming up. I might watch that. Give it a go. Give it a watch. I went with Super 8. T is the next letter. Is it me?

Yeah, Ben. Sorry. It just seems like you just went. Terminator 2, Judgment Day. Oh, excellent. I went with Troll Hunter. I for Taylor. Into the Wild.

Okay. I picked Invaders from Mars. C-Trey. You can do this. Cocoon. Come on, C-Trey. Those old people are kind of scary. I went with Cloverfield. Damn it!

B. Colt. I can't think of a scary one. Boys in the Hood's pretty scary. Oh, that's right. But no. Big Ass Spider. E, Ben. Edge of Tomorrow.

I think it's the Edge of Tomorrow, but I'll give it to you. Eight-Leggged freaks. Okay, we got another A for you there, Taylor. Armageddon. No, I went with Alien Resurrection. S, Trey. Scary movie.

Isn't it funny how a right answer feels so wrong? Yes. Because you got it. It's an S word, but I went with Son of Frankenstein. Yeah. I wouldn't have gotten that anyway. Come on, Cole. You can do this. The Shining.

No. No. Tremors. See, now do you get it, Ben? Every single one. It's all monster movies. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So S is the final one. You can bring it home. It's movies with monsters in them. Trey, what time is it? 10.33. Anything? I got nothing wrong. No S title with monsters?

Nope. I went with showgirls. Alright, so nobody won that game, but it sure was fun. Let's play last man Stanton to decide this thing. Alright. We're getting down to it. One minute left in the period. Hockey fans, nobody? to decide this thing. All right. We're getting down to it.

One minute left in the period. Hockey fans, nobody. You guys are a weird crowd. There was a Wayne Gretzky reference before. The great one. You guys are a weird crowd, not liking hockey jokes. The fuck is wrong with you? All right, so we're going to play Last Man Stanton.

We're going to get an actor or actress's name from somebody in the crowd who's been preselected, and Trey will still start us off, but we'll switch the order around. We'll go Trey, Taylor, Ben, me, and then Colt over there, and you each get a lifeline. You can go to your person whose name tag you chose

one time during the course of this game. Do I get both Zach and Erica? They're sitting close enough together, I assume, that they could whisper to each other we wouldn't know. So do what you gotta do, you guys. But remember that you have a poster with an honest

American on it. Captain America wants you to be truthful and to use nice language. Where is Guy on a Wire? Right here. Hey, dude. How's it going? You're the guy we talked to.

You're the mainless guy. Don't fuck me, Jamie. He's the unmaned. Yeah, so it's always interesting that this happens, but the guy whose name tag got chosen, one of them, got chosen by Taylor, also gets to pick who we're

going to play with Last Man's Ten. It's just a big coincidence. Or, the game is rigged. I wish. You'd be the judge on all accounts uh people get the answers right more often if i was rigging the game somebody would have to appear to be winning uh okay so uh who do you want us to play dude jonah hill all. I'm out. That's a... Well, don't forget you have a lifeline.

And it's not on you yet, so you may hear titles that remind you of other titles. Make you think of other... I was joking. But you see what I'm saying? Yeah, I see. You get it. All right, Trey.

Thanks for that. Super bad. Little pep talk. I'm out. Stop saying that. Super bad. Little pep talk. I'm out. Stop saying that. When people would say that on your show, you'd have to say, let me stop the car first.

Unless we were already at a stop sign. Yes, such a challenge. Taylor, name any Jonah Hill movie Django Unchained Oh, wow, you guys really are working this thing You really are game in the system Ben? I'm out

Jonah Hill Why did you say I'm out and then get him to the Greek you got a life why did you say I'm out and then get him to the Greek I was trying to make the audience laugh Doug okay I think they all feel

like you really don't know but then you you whipped out a good one is that true you whipped out a good one alright my turn I'm going to go with The Sitter

That's my favorite underappreciated Johnny Hill movie Alright so then we're over to you Colt 21 Jump Street Mm-hmm

Trey? She's out of my league. What? No, she's pretty, but you could, if you just try hard. Thanks, man. Positive mental health, too. Wait, what is he playing? Is he in that? She's out of my league.

I don't think he's in that. He's not in She's Out of My League. I thought he was one of the website guys. What? Do you want to use your lifeline? Shoutout. Oh. No, your lifeline.

It's not a curbside shoutout or whatever the fuck you called it. No. Dude, use your curbside shutout no do you want to use your mobile call thing yeah yeah yeah

go for it oh man do you have anything I do use your lifeline if you want no 22 Jump Street yeah Use your lifeline if you want. No, 22 Jump Street. Yeah, I didn't know why you didn't just say that.

Why are you trying to make it difficult on yourself? Okay, Taylor. This is the end. Yeah. What are you doing over here, Ben? I'm wondering what you're writing, man. I'm writing down all the titles that you're saying so I can keep track. Cool.

Somebody should be doing that for sure. And it's easier for me to think of new ones if I'm looking at all the ones you've already said. I'm going to say... Sam Levine brings his own pen and writes them down. Who does? Nobody. Nobody.

I'm no snitch. Forgetting. Get off of me, juggalo jacket. Get off of me, jackalot. All right. What?

Did you say one? Yeah. Oh, okay. Moving on. Do you want to use your life line? No, I said one. What'd you say? I said forgetting Sarah Marshall. You did? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I know. I heard it. In the minutes. I heard it. Stenographer. Yeah, I know. I heard it. Look it up in the minutes. I heard it. Stenographer. Yeah, he said it. I said it. It's right there. No, I said it now anyway. All right.

You've said it. Yeah, you've definitely said it a bunch of times. You've said it a requisite number of times to register as an answer. And now I have to go. Did you write it down? Yes. One time or two times? You know what I would like to throw right at your face right now?

A powdered donut? No, just a hard, wadded up, painful money ball. Your turn, Colt. Grandma's Boy. Oh, I like it. Nice. Trey? Lifeline.

Who's your lifeline? Huh? Funny People. Funny People. Oh? Funny people. Oh, funny people. Good words. Thank you. That was so funny.

Anytime. No worries. That was great. Whenever you need it. Funny people. No worries. Oh, shit. That was fantastic.

How happy are you right now? Pretty. Pretty. shit. That was fantastic. How happy are you right now? Pretty. Pretty. You're still in it. 10 to 41. All right. What do you got, Trey?

Me. Taylor. Oh, I said funny people. Remember? What do you got, Taylor? 40-year-old virgin. Oh, nice one. Just want to buy these shoes. You guys get it.

Son of a bitch. I didn't think I was going to make it this far. It's tough. I'm going to have to use my Zach Erica shout out. Okay. Remember, no foul language, you two. What do you guys got for Jonah? Knocked up.

Knocked up? I'm going to go knocked up. You like knocked up? Is he in it? You have to just... You have to take it on faith. Do you want to go with knocked up? Yes. Knocked up is correct.

Smattering. Knocked Up? Yes. Knocked Up is correct. That's the applause you get when everybody's just celebrating a crazily obvious answer. I'm going to go with War Dogs. Okay. Mm-hmm. Cult. Cyrus.

Oh, yeah. That's a crazy movie. I was holding on to that one. I like that. That's a crazy movie. That was my... I was holding on to that one. I like that. That's a good one to pocket. Now it's out of pocket. Trey. Fuck.

Right? Yeah. God damn. I know the movie, but I can't think of the name of it. Higher Education. Nope. Yeah. You're out.

Fuck. Sorry, Liana. That's okay. No worries. Thanks. Thanks. You did your best, Trey. He trade.

Give him a ribbon, right? Trade hard. Taylor. He took your Cyrus away I know what does that leave you with a movie that I don't know the title of

I got like four of them he's very active he's very active in film I don't know if I want to go to Jamie Jamie hit me with something Jamie accepted

accepted you like that dude ask me about my weaker accepted Jamie hit me with something. Jamie. Accepted. Accepted. Accepted. You like that? Ask me about my weaker. Not higher learning. Accepted. That's what you were thinking of. Ben?

The Wolf of Wall Street. Yes. Nice. Of course. Academy Award nominated for that one. I'm going to go with a little love story you did with James Franco called True Story. Fuck. Yeah.

Back to you, Colt. This is good. We're doing great. We're naming every goddamn Jonah Hill. Yeah. I'm going to have to ask Mark on this one. Mark? Evan Almighty.

Evan All-Fucking-Mighty? What the shit just happened? What do you say, Colt? Do you agree with that? You know what? I plead the fifth and the eighth and the ounce. That's the best one. Sounds like you're really holding.

Holy shit shit Heaven almighty He's going heaven almighty I can't argue with that I'm not positive it happened But it sounds good to me Trey You're out Taylor

Sausage party? Yeah he's gotta be in it right? What? People are saying no Fuck you? Yeah, he's got to be in it, right? What? People are saying no. Fuck you guys. I think he's in it. I'm putting him in it if he's not. It already doesn't have sausages or a party.

It's got hot dogs. Ben? You got anything else? Did you come up with anything else? No, not yet. Your lifeline helped you out last time. No, the time before. I don't think we've said anything that's got a sequel.

23 Jump Street. Yeah, that hasn't come to pass. So you might be done. I think I might be done. Are you finished? True Story is the only other one i had okay well you put up a good fight you did good super worse full title even worse sir even worse, sir. You wearing anything on your wrist?

What do you mean? Like, do you have... A timepiece? I was just wondering, yeah, maybe if you had... 10.45! No, I didn't want to know what time it was. I wanted to know... He's going to say his next movie. I just want to know about...

I want to know everything I can find out about The Watch. Oh, shit. Cole? Is True Story what I'm thinking of when I... The Convict? Is that a thing? No, True Story is James Franco's in jail. He goes in and visits him.

They have a weird friendship and he writes a book. That's what I was thinking about, so I'm out. Okay. Taylor? I can't. Just for bragging rights, taking me down, because you're officially the winner. Woo!

Yeah, you did it. I did it. Taylor's our winner today, everybody. Jamie, all our practice worked out. I like Toral College. Yeah. This is garbage. And to you... That's how you rig is garbage And to you

That's how you rig it And to you For winning tonight I say Hail Caesar Nice Cause that's another Jonah Hill movie

What did we miss? Lego movie Lego movie Oh fuck Is that it? Is that it? What? Oh How to Train Your Dragon

How to Train Your Dragon Horton Hears a Who Horton Hears a Who Those animated ones They they'll get you. Can I go back to Mark here again? He could be a voice in a bunch of things, but I don't think we miss any live action. Pineapple Express!

Oh, what are we thinking? What a huge meet the ball. All right, so Who won the stuff? I did No you don't win the stuff The main man Welcome to California Maine And come get all your

Jamie what are the chances you hate ICP And you don't want that jacket? Well, be careful. I got it. Oh, really? Okay, so he wants it. He doesn't want to wear it, so... You don't want it.

I'll take it. So, yeah, you got the jacket, man. What just happened? I'm telling Violent J on you, bro. Woo! Family. Family. You guys worked well together, so it's nice

that you shared the spoil a little too well. We lived together. What? No, I'm just kidding. See, what the shit, man. Let's start with you, Colt. Tell us again where and how we can watch your documentary movie about your comedy wrestling. Yeah, I'm a professional wrestler.

I do comedy wrestling. I'm doing a documentary about it. The Wrestling Road Diaries 3, fun equals money, available at coltmerch.com. And there's a DVD and a digital. Also, I'm doing a comedy show where we watch really shitty wrestling and ad lib over it. It's called Unprofessional Wrestling with my comedy partner

Marty DeRosa. That's the night before Thanksgiving in Chicago at North Bar and I'm on Twitter and Instagram at Colt Cabana. ColtCabana.com

is my website and also I tour constantly. I will be in Philadelphia, New York, Austin, Houston, Cleveland, Chicago and many other places. ColtCabana.com

to see my appearances. Thank you for having me, Doug. I appreciate it. Thank you, dude. Yeah. That's cool, man. Zach, Erica, you didn't put a shithead

on the back of this thing? No. Do you know what that means? I mean, do you know to do that? Yeah. Have you heard about it? Do you guys have a shithead? I never should have picked you guys.

Do you want to... Wow. He just turned. I just can't believe they have such a patriotic sign do you guys have a shithead? I never should have picked you guys. Do you want to... Wow, he just turned. I just can't believe they have such a patriotic sign and they clearly just have nothing but hatred for America. The name of the store where they bought the poster board.

It's like Doug Love's movies. Should I just say the name of the place you got the poster board is a shithead? Technically it's on the back. Heavy the poster board as a shithead? Yeah, I mean, technically it's on the back. Heavyweight poster board is a shithead. All right, if that works for you guys, I'm okay with it. What do you got to plug, Trey Gallion? Add Trey Sucks on Twitter.

Trey Galley Instagram on Instagram. I'm going to be in New York on the 22nd at the Creek in the Cave and then the 30th at Pete's Candy Store and then Christmas time I'll be knocking around Knoxville doing shit. Yeah, and you're on the most recent Getting Doug with High that we did tonight

that should be archived on YouTube. People can check you out there. Taylor Riz, the Dab King, Taylor Rizzo has a new jacket. I do have a new ICP jacket. That sounds like the title of a movie I wouldn't like. Taylor Rizzo's got a new jacket.

It's coming out next week. What do you got coming up, buddy? Yeah, just follow me on Twitter at Taylor Rizzo. I have an album available right now on my SoundCloud. It's called Potential. Soundcloud.com slash Taylor Rizzo. I have an album available right now on my SoundCloud. It's called Potential. Yeah. Soundcloud.com slash Taylor Rizzo.

Check it out. A lot of cool stuff on there. It's like a half comedy album half documentary with a bunch of different clips from a bunch of different shit. And follow him

on Periscope if you want to watch somebody dab like there's no tomorrow. Yeah, because there isn't. Yeah. He's like,

I just thought of a good name for a show for you. Live, dab, repeat. Yeah, because there isn't. Yeah. He's like, I just thought of a good name for a show for you. Live, dab, repeat. Yeah, all right. That's what I do. Ben's going to his phone for all his info. What do you got to plug,

Ben Bailey? Mostly my website, therealbenbailey.com. Yeah, we heard all about how you really came out to California to tell us about the website. I thought you were

asking me. Is this a California-based website? You can only get on it if it's.ca. Is that what's it called again? I thought we were supposed to plug stuff at this point. Yeah. What do you got to plug? What road dates do you have coming up?

I started, and then you were... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to... I'm not making fun. Dabby Coleman. Out of nowhere. Cole Cabana with the flying Dabney Coleman elbow. Off the top rope.

I wasn't going to get it in if we didn't let him. Okay. 10-52. What's that? How are we supposed to be done, dude? Wrestlers are so cute when they're giggling. It's not trending at all. Somebody should give him that rubber duck that I brought.

TheRealBenBailey.com, you can get my new special. You can get two short films that I made. One's called BLAM, which stands for Badly Written Action Man. Where I'm like this action hero guy whose lines are terribly written. BLAM? BLAM. BLAM. Which is also badly written.

Yeah, right? And a short film called Meet Me at Ray's. You got the badly written part covered. and a short film called Meet Me at Ray's. You got the badly written part covered. Short film called Meet Me at Ray's that Judah Friedlander and I made like 12 years ago and never did anything with it. And so now people can see it.

Now people can see it. That's fun. And I'll be at the Jukebox in Peoria December 1st and 2nd and I'll be in Providence at the Comedy Connection for New Year's Eve weekend, 30th and 31st. Oh, yeah, those are nice rooms. Good job.

Have you ever been to either one of those rooms? Yeah, the jukebox in Peoria, they don't have a jukebox there. That would be a hassle. They just painted one on the wall. That is actually true. And Providence, Rhode Island, Comedy Connection? Comedy Connection.

Yeah, lovely little room. Very intimate, great crowds, fun people. Medical marijuana is legal in that state, of course. Fantastic. Yeah, I think you'll have a good time. Thank you guys so much. One more plug for me. San Antonio LOL Comedy Club.

They don't allow laughter out loud. You have to just type LOL into a device. But if you turn up the typing sounds, I'll hear it. And that's on Saturday, December 3rd at 420. And this has been a great panel. One more time for Cole Cabana, Trey Gallion, Taylor Rizzo, and Ben Bailey. Thanks, Doug. Thanks, guys.

And as always, the company that made that sign, that cardboard, is a shithead. And missing Cinefamily interruption because of traffic is a shithead. And missing Cinefamily interruption because of traffic is a shithead. Yeah, that's a sad one. And this, you guys, this is a great way to... This is a great message right now. I think the country can use this message. Thinking of shitheads is in itself... Is in itself... A shitheads is in itself is in itself

a shithead