Doug Loves Movies - Dan Gabriel, Natasha Leggero, and T.J. Miller Guest

Episode Date: April 30, 2010

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey everybody Hey, everybody. The only place I have to put my drink is on someone else's chair. We didn't really think that through.

We didn't put any... Oh, that's a good idea. I'm going to put my drink on the table of some nice audience members. Don't try to sip from that unless you really enjoy kerosene. As always, don't try to sip from that unless you really enjoy kerosene as always I have everything that I want to say

written down on a piece of paper that I'm pulling out right now hey everybody welcome to I Love Movies coming to you live on tape from the Improv Comedy Club in Irvine, California. On April 28th, 2010.

Quick shout out to everybody who came to my shows in Madison, Milwaukee, and Western Illinois University. Go Cocksuckers! No, wait a second, that's not it. Leathernecks, yay! I'd also like to thank the people at Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis for letting me record my new CD on 420, and it will... Thank you.

It'll plop later this year. That's what I like to say about CDs, that they plop. I mean comedy CDs. Regular ones drop, but mine plops. Stephen Baldwin says that he no longer stars in movies because he refuses to do films that feature gratuitous sex and violence. Which works out great for me because I refuse to see movies

that feature gratuitous Stephen Baldwin. Boom! My guest tonight are three hilarious comedians who all agreed to drive down to Irvine from L.A. It takes an hour. Sometimes longer. Please welcome Dan Gabriel, Natasha Leggero, and TJ Miller!

Yay! Grab some microphones and some stools. There you go. Oh, Natasha was on and off her stool. Alright, talk into the microphones. I was just going to say I didn't want to sit so close to you because I don't know anything

about movies. Except I loved Hot Tub Time Machine. Yeah, Natasha is the chairman, the president of the Hot Tub Time Machine fan club. I've chosen a stool. She loves it.

I can't reach my drink. I know. We should have put some little tables up here so people could reach their drinks. That's okay. You're going to have to really stretch to get your water. TJ Miller. Dan Gabriel, say hi to the listening audience. Hello, listening audience.

That's Dan Gabriel. And Natasha, you've already heard from. And TJ Miller. All right. Let me ask you guys some questions. And audience that came out tonight, if you feel like leaving, it's no big deal. If you want to take off, if this gets boring to you, if you're not nerds that love movies, you may get tired of it. But if you like it, hang out.

Natasha, you're in He's Not That Into You. What's it called? He's Just Not That Into You. He's Just Not Into You, you stupid idiot. He's Just Not That Into You. You stupid. Okay. You're in it.

And you're in the trailer. Well, that movie's been out for a while. Yeah. But your whole part was in the trailer, right? That is correct. But in lieu of... Why is that so funny, guys? How many movies have you been in?

How many trailers have you been in? How many trailers have you been in? I'm just saying though that it's kind of awesome that your whole part from the movie ends up in the trailer. Drew Barrymore

is barely in the trailer. It wasn't the whole part, Doug. What else did you say? Hey, hey. There's a lady or weird dude in the audience that disagrees.

It's a minute and a half the monologue I have so ma'am in the back it was not the whole part, okay? Granted it was just a scene. I have to say that ma'am Granted it was the only movie I've ever been in. Ma'am in the back is one of my favorite

pornos. If I had to pick one who's going to force me to pick one? It's about a lonely southern boy who's polite but likes from behind. But that's cool, Natasha, that you're in that movie. Thank you. Frangela is in that movie.

Does that ruin it for you? No. There are a couple black ladies who combine their names into one, like a lot of combinations of black ladies will do. TJ, you were the voice of one of the twins in How I Met Your Dragon. And by twins, I don't mean a dragon's balls. I mean you're like a person that fights dragons.

I'm so glad you clarified that by twins you weren't talking about a dragon's balls. Because any other time somebody brings up twins, I'm like, are they talking about dragon balls? Are they talking about identical people born at the same time? Did you see Twins starring Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger as dragon's balls? You know what, now that you put it that way, no, not at all but no, yes, I was in How to Train Your Dragon.

You and Kristen Wiig are two twins. That's right, we're two twins. Rarely is there one twins. Is that a cartoon? It is an animated film. It's in 3D, Natasha. Like your hat. It's three-dimensional.

Podcast listeners love visual hat jokes. Some people are like, I bet it's a weird beret. It's not weird. It's just red. Yeah, but some people know it's

such an insult to say your hat is 3D. It's 3D. As is the rest of you. Natasha Leggero is in 3D tonight, you guys. Yeah, I was right. I was the voice of Tough Nut. That was his name? Tough Nut?

And her name is Rough Nut. You don't want to go out with a girl whose name is Rough Nut. Quit slapping my balls around and do something else, Rough Nut. I can't, that's my name. Or you don't really want to go out with a guy named Tough Nut. It's going to take me a really long time to finish. I don't want to go out with any guys, but especially ones named Tough Nut.

If I go out with a guy I want to be able to crack through that nut, I don't want a fucking Tough nut first time out of the gate. I'm going to try being gay. Oh, god damn it, it's a tough nut. This guy's a tough nut, too. Dan Gabriel. Yes, sir. Have you seen How to Train Your Dragon?

I have not seen How to Train Your Dragon. He plays tough nut in it. One of my favorite names of a character that I play. That's so bizarre. Like, a viking has twins. It's a girl and a boy, so I'm gonna name the boy Tough Nut and the girl Rough Nut. Well, it's based on real

events. It's based on a true story. Was there ever a conversation about the audition was just showing his ball It's the same as that movie Ali Have you seen Ali? I didn't pronounce it like that But yes I did

Have you seen Ali? You haven't seen Ali with Will Smith? With Will Smith? I'd like one ticket for Ali please That would be worth seeing that movie in the theater, just to say that. One ticket for Allie, please. I'm going to get some popcorn. I said to the poor girl in the box office,

I'd like one for how to train my dragon, and she didn't appreciate it. I'd like one to train my dragon. I've got a tough nut and a rough nut. I was like, put a fucking saddle on my dragon. I've got a tough nut and a rough nut. I was like, put a fucking saggle on... Saggle? Saddle on my dragon. Put a fucking saggle on my drink dog. I speak

from that language from Clockwork Orange. Me droogies. So... Only nerds are following at this point. I don't even think Doug is following at this point. What do you mean only nerds are following? Only nerds are following at this point. I don't even think Doug is following at this point. What do you mean only nerds are following? Only nerds listen to this podcast.

That's the point of it. That's the idea. You're right. I haven't listened to it yet. Yeah. I haven't listened to it. I don't know how to download podcasts. Podcasts are for starring in.

Yeah. Not for listening to. I'm here while it happens. Why do I need to listen to it? I like are for starring in. Not for listening to. I'm here while it happens. Why do I need to listen to it? I like starring in a podcast. I love movies. The podcast. Starring Natasha Leggero.

Her entire part will be in the trailer for this podcast. Thank you. So Dan, have you been in any movies? You're in Totally Baked. National Lampoon's Totally Baked, right? Oh yeah. Anybody see that horrible weed movie, Totally Baked?

It's not horrible. We're both in it. Yeah, but it's pretty bad. It's really bad Wow, the Red Sox are going to skyrocket now Were you in the trailer for that? I was My entire part was in the trailer It was just me going like

Guys are stupid Were you really in the trailer for that? What is your line in that movie? It wasn't a line It was a speech I competed with a lot of hot actresses To get that part Were you really in the trailer for the trailer? It wasn't a line, it was a speech. I competed with a lot of hot actresses to get that part. And it was so good that it made it into the trailer of a movie with all A-list celebrities.

What's your speech? They were like, less Ben Affleck, more of this speech. You competed with a lot of hot actresses, and they decided to go with funny. Sexy funny. That does not... He's not saying I'm ugly, you guys. Sexy funny. What's your line in that movie? Do you remember?

It is not a line. It's a speech said in one sentence. Tell the speech. Tell the speech. It's a speech said in one sentence, Doug. I honestly do not remember. It's a Twitter speech. one sentence, Doug. Honestly, do not remember. It's a Twitter speech. You really don't remember?

The gist of it is some guy's not that into her. I'm just talking about how I'm trying to call a guy and he won't call me. I'm not going to repeat it. Do the speech. Hold on, wait a second. Did I just hear the guy from the back go, Do it

I'll do it, I'll do it Natasha in the movie is totally fucking a guy With a tiny cock And she's like, you're not that into me I'm ashamed of how long it took me to understand that My jokes are like math That would have been funny. I'm ashamed of how long it took me to understand that. My jokes are like math. Sometimes it's not worth figuring out.

I thought you said math. He did. My jokes are like math. Oh. You make them in a Winnebago. I thought you said math. He did say math. I thought he said meth. He did say math. I thought he said meth.

You guys are like the new George and Gracie that I want to murder. Alright, so what's next on my piece of paper? Have you guys... I know Dan and I saw Date Night tonight. Really? Huge Date Night fans in the audience.

We saw it together because we drove down early to Orange County. And because it was our date night. Yeah. Every Wednesday night, Dan and I go to a movie together and sit with one seat between us so that everyone knows we're not fags. I love when dudes do that in movie theaters, like a whole seat between them. We're not fags. Yeah, but when you that in movie theaters, like a whole seat between them. We're not fags. Yeah, but when you lean

in to talk to each other, you look like you're kissing. And so we can both have our own armrest. Right. Yeah, that's a good reason. Was it funnier than Hot Tub Time Machine, my new favorite movie? Is what funnier than it? Date Night. Oh, yeah.

Well, I don't know. I just feel like when a comedy... I shouldn't be so quick to say. I think when a comedy is really funny, like Hot Tub Time Machine, everyone comes out

and tries to, like, say what's wrong with it and why it wasn't funny and it's being unfairly judged. No one has said a negative thing about it until you just said that. They're amused. Now you're making it sound like before we started the podcast, No one has said a negative thing about it until you just said that. The reviews were like...

Now you're making it sound like before we started the podcast, anyone was saying something negative about TJ Miller. No, I'm talking about the reviews. The reviews, like, it got a D in Entertainment Weekly. Like, they were saying it's too gay. Well, it's a shame on you, Entertainment Weekly. It's definitely too gay.

Four guys in a hot tub, that's too gay. It's definitely too gay. Four guys in a hot tub, that's too gay. I need some donuts in that pickle party. But it's a good movie, though. It's funny. Craig Robinson, friend of the show, he's in there. Rob Corddry, who I'd love to have on someday. And then some other people. John Cusack.

I don't give a shit for that fuck. You don't like John Cusack. John Cusack. I don't give a shit for that fuck. You don't like John Cusack? It's Cusack, not Cusack. Cusack. Yeah. Alright. It's actually June Cusack. However you pronounce it... I feel a little hostile about that. He should have

made a tidal wave go away in 2012 by holding a boombox over his head. That's all I have to say about that. That's how you make a tidal wave go away in 2012 by holding a boombox over his head. That's all I have to say about that guy. That's how you make a tidal wave come back to you. I love movies. Listen. Don't you want to have him on your show one day?

I don't know. I'm not sucking up to people to get him on my show. I know. I'm saying what's real. Yeah. I'm being honest. You're keeping it really real. I'm being honest. That guy, John Cusack, made two movies about having retarded children within the course of

a year. And it's like, alright, we get it. You're sensitive. Sensitive people have retarded children. Listen, you guys. Let's move on before I say something I'll regret. There should be a portion of the show each week where I apologize for people I offended

the previous week. And so I should say right now I apologize for offending retards who like John Cusack. Wait, that came out wrong. I think the politically correct They're loving him. Oh, sorry, that was a callback to your act.

What? Do you edit this? No. Why? People, it's perfect the way it is. There's no reason to edit it, yeah. What have you guys seen lately? TJ, have you been in the movies lately?

I saw Kick-Ass. Yeah, you did. I saw that. I love that movie. Why is that movie more popular? Is it because of the marketing? Why, isn't it more popular? Yeah, did they market it wrong? Like, is it like a movie for adults that looks like

a kid's movie? Is that the problem with it? I don't know. I've only heard people talking about that movie non-stop. What do you mean it's not popular? Well, the people that hang around you talk about it non-stop because you're hanging around comedians who are all nerds. You're only hanging around the cast of Kick-Ass.

If you would hang out with other people. Who saw Kick-Ass? Well, yeah. People who like this podcast like Kick-Ass. That's how it works. Oh, I see. You're talking about the ratings. But I'm talking about...

Yes, the ratings. The Nielsen ratings for movies are not good for Kick-Ass. It opened number one, barely, and then dropped to number five. It did not open number one. It did. No, they're full of shit.

They edged it out. They edged you out, you dragon fucker. Listen to me, motherfucker. Listen closely. They counted the receipts from Thursday, 10 p.m. Thursday's not part of the fucking weekend. Oh, you're doing it right, it is. No, absolutely not.

Wednesday's part of the weekend for you guys, am I right? You're so drunk on a Wednesday, you said Wednesday was part of the weekday. Listen, why don't you get another brain surgery? Here's the deal. I already had three brain surgeries. One of them was just diagnostic. It did not open to number one.

It said that it did, but it didn't. No, go back and look. It was closed, and then they ended up... Everyone ended up deciding that Kick-Ass beat Dragon. And don't worry about it. Dragon went to number one the next weekend. And Kick-Ass only went to number five. Yeah, it went to number five.

So you totally win. But Kick-Ass was number one for one weekend. I'm the voice of one of the smallest parts named Duffnut. No, but I did not know you were a voice in the movie. I went to see it when I was working

hyenas in Fort Worth. And I turned to... I turned to Graham Elwood. Both of those things are bad. I turned to Graham Elwood, who I was watching it with, because we go on gay movie dates when we're on the road together.

And with a seat between us. And... But when you lean in to talk to each other I turned to him and I said that's TJ Miller is the voice

of one of the twins I have a question I picked you off buddy nice one yeah it was good isn't it a well known fact that

the most popular movie usually sucks no well you can tell by that silence that you're absolutely right

I mean that it's not number one that's cause it's good that silence that you're absolutely right. I mean, that silence... That silence was an audience being like, yes, that's an unwritten rule. The public gets it right. That's been written in stone. Why have you spoken it out loud? Isn't Alvin and the Chipmunks number one? Isn't Shrek number one?

Wait, back up a second. Shrek is all right. Alvin and the Chipmunks is like a fake movie. David Cross is very funny in Alvin and the Chickmunks is like a fake movie. David Cross David Cross is very funny in Alvin and the Chickmunks. But and Jason Lee

got a paycheck. But the point is Very very rarely is an amazing movie number one. Well I I actually

Except for every time like a good movie is number one. I have terrible I have a terrible story about myself that's really sad. I've

I've lived in Hollywood for so long that at one point I was talking terrible story about myself that's really sad. I've lived in Hollywood for so long that at one point I was talking to somebody and I said, you know, Alvin and the Chipmunks did 250 Domestic

so you know the squeak-well is going to do well. And I said squeak-well without making fun of it. I said it for reals. I said squeak-well. Did you know

that Alvin and the Chipmunks, they're making a third movie where they live in a trilogy? You're right, TJ. The audience is wrong. You're right on that one. The face he gave me was so fucking, like, shut it down. Wrap it up, Doug. End of show.

Well, we got a lot of show to go, buddy. Trilogy. We got to play some games. Trilogy. We got to play some games. Trilogy. We got to win some prizes. If I could have worked the word nut in, I would have. Because chipmunks love nuts. People are knocking over their drinks.

They're having so much fun. Things are getting crazy here in Irvine. We're behind the orange curtain. Shit happens. Behind the orange curtain. Shit happens. Behind the orange curtain. Tustin is nearby. Tustin. What have you seen lately, Dan, besides date night?

I saw Alice in Wonderland in 3D. Yeah, how'd that work out for you? I got dizzy. Anybody else get dizzy? Holy shit. I saw it 2D, actually. Yeah, because it was work out for you? I got dizzy Anybody else get dizzy? Holy shit I saw a 2D, actually Yeah, because it was before your brain surgery Wow You and that woman should have a kid

And just come out being fucking shitty To other human beings Wait, what woman for the people listening to this podcast? Somebody earlier I was trying to talk about my brain surgery And a girl in the middle of me talking about it goes, whatever! Which is just a sensitive way

of telling me that she's going to be a great mother. She showed you a lot of respect by saying the whole thing, though, because if she really didn't want to hear about it, she'd say, whatevs. She really took the time to pronounce whatever in its entirety.

I appreciate it, but I couldn't understand it because I just had brain surgery. W-E Whatevs. I asked all the questions I want to ask. Let's play some games. Let's do it. People love the games. Let's play some games. Let's do it. People love the games.

Let's get a suggestion from this gentleman right here. Somebody else gasped that I chose him. That's exciting. Somebody else knows that it's a weird choice. Why did you say that? Oh my gosh.

The listeners can't hear you Alright Name a movie that's got Words in it that Have been in other movie titles He chose How to Train Your Dragon So TJ Can you think of a movie that ends in the word How or begins in the word dragon?

Oh, I thought of one. Why would you say, oh, I thought of one right after asking you that question? Just to put that extra pressure on you, like, holy shit. Is he going to be able to do it? Doug's already got one. How to train your dragon.

How to train your dragon How to train your Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z is a movie? It is now, motherfucker Is it really? Yeah, it's an anime movie No, it's a live action, you're right It has John Cusack in it He plays the ball. You're my favorite.

That laugh was from Alice in Wonderland. This game might be over already. How to train your Dragon Ball Z? Yep. All right, so Natasha, you need to come up with a title. It begins with Z or ends in how? Begins with what? Begins with how or ends in Z? No, it ends

in how or begins in Z. You want me to host the podcast for a while? She's not gonna get it either way. Take it easy. Doesn't matter what it is. No, I got it. Wasn't there a movie called Z? Yes, there was.

It was directed by Costa Gamos. Zorro. That was a movie. Oh, that's a good point. And they call it Z. Who does? Turn off Natasha's microphone for a minute. I was gonna say, I'm still confused how this works,

because his thing wasn't even a good answer. That was not... Dragon Ball Z is a movie, supposedly. Oh, okay. I don't have time to look it up. I would have said Dragon Quest if I were you. I would have said Puff the Magic Dragon That would not have worked

That wouldn't have worked at all That doesn't fit at all To say Puff the Magic Dragon I like that if you were me You would have said Dragon Quest If I were you If I was you, that's what I would have chosen I also would have avoided the brain surgery

Immediately This is fun I would have chosen. I also would have avoided I would want to tell everybody that I was a homosexual immediately. This is fun. Dan, do you have anything to add? Does Zorro count? Are you letting her have Zorro? No. No, they called it Z.

Everyone did. I don't think you can just choose what people call Z. Everyone said that. Are you going to see Z? No, I'm the Naso Next Bee. I'm telling you it was a big hit. Alright.

Dan, you got anything? Anything that ends in how or starts with Z? Yeah. Shit, man. Oh. That kind of starts with Z. How to train your dragon ball Zoolander

Zoolander then her Zorro should work if Zoolander's gonna work cause if it's just something that starts with Z oh zebra head I got that once down at the San Diego wildlife preserve

I got some zebra head and security was like, you have to go when you're done. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Did you hear that? You really earned your stripes on that joke. Security was like,

you have to go when you're done. Oh, you said a stripes thing? Yeah. All right, so zebra head. Wait, what's happening? How to train your zebra head? How do you train your Dragon Ball zebra head? So now, Dan, you need a movie that begins with the word head.

Why, Dan? Because it's his turn. Natasha got zebra head. Natasha got a gimme because somebody in the audience had an answer. What is a non-porn movie that starts with head? Well, there was a movie just called Head that starred Jack Nicholson and the monkeys.

But it doesn't count to add a movie that's just the same word as the last word. So you need a word that starts... How to train your dragon ball zebra head and shoulders? I don't know. What's it called? There has to be a movie that starts with head.

Head of the class was a TV show starring Howard Hessman. Ed Wood? Zebra Head Wood. I like that. Zebra Head Wood. How to train your

Dragon Ball Zebra Head Wood. I like that. Head of State. That's right. You guys are great at this game. You should totally become You should totally become comedians And be guests on my show

But not until you're comedians Or actors Like Jon Hamm Let's play the Leonard Maltin game I'm tired of this game Can I just ask though Was that a real movie? Was that a real thing that just happened? Oh, man. I'm tired of this game. Can I just ask, though? Was that a real movie?

Was that a real thing that just happened? Well, I mean, were they picking... Did we really just play a game? Which part are you worried about, Natasha? I'm not worried. Is it if Zebra Head is a real movie? No, never mind. Zebra Head's a movie. Yeah, what's his name was in it? Michael Rappaport. Michael Rappaport, that's right. if Zebra Head is a real movie? No, never mind. Zebra Head's a movie.

Yeah, what's his name was in it? Michael Rapaport, that's right. He's always great. Somebody in the audience went, white guy. You know Michael Rapaport, the white guy. Which guy's that, the white one? I know who you're talking about. He plays all the Christopher Penn roles that Christopher Penn didn't play because he's died. I know who you're talking about. He plays all the Christopher Penn roles that Christopher Penn didn't play because he's died.

I know. It's sad. I'm trying to pull up my Leonard Maltin app so we can play the Leonard Maltin game. And I'm about to. Wow, there's a lot of chatting in the crowd. Oh, people are getting their checks. So people have to figure out their bills. You can't laugh and figure out your bill at the same time.

The men are paying tonight. Oh. The men are hating Natasha tonight. These nerds didn't help me. Why should I help them? Boom. Boom. They're trying to pull up the Leonard Muldap

I got the Leonard Muldap ready to go Let's do this No twittering I'm not twittering Doug is your mother here? She's like no twittering Doug Not during the podcast that you star in My mother calls masturbating twittering

And So she tells masturbating twittering. And so she tells me no twittering all the time. I'm like, Mom, it's none of your business. She's like, it is when you're in my home. It is when you're in my living room. All right. Let's play Leonard Maltin. This movie, I don't have an overall category.

The categories are going to shift because I'm using all, like, the ones from previous shows that didn't get picked. And this is from 1975. The category is it's a musical. Yeah. What? Jesus, you guys are the best. Sometimes I forget to pick people that you guys are playing for,

and the audience reminds me. So, red shirt, you've got to have somebody play for you. Who would you like to play for you? You take Natasha. Thank you. Yeah, it's a vote for I don't want to win.

But I think there's a one in 100 chance I'll have sex with you. Yeah, it's a vote for I don't want to win. But I think there's a 1 in 100 chance I'll have sex with you. 1 in 100, really? I know a lot of musicals. You tramp. 1 in 100, I'll take those odds. And this gentleman over here, who would you like to play for you? TJ or Dan? Dan, good call

Thanks everybody Thank you for your vote of confidence TJ, the last time you were on the show I am the worst at this game No, no, no, you're with that guy I'm bad, I actually am really bad Let's pick this gentleman Oh, you choose me?

He chooses you Thank you so much. When you're the only one left to pick TJ. So the other two are no longer available and you've decided I choose TJ. That's beautiful. I would have been your first choice. Thank you very much. He was always your first choice. I mean, look what it says on his shirt. It says,

Sworn to a great DVD. Soil work. Is that what that says? Soil work. Sworn to a great divide. Soil word. Is that what that says? Soil work. Great divide. Soil word. That's what I call how I spend my afternoons. Soil work.

All right, so what's your name, Soil Work? Orlando. Let's go with Soil Work. Oh, man. All right, TJ's playing for Soilwork. And what's your name? Sean. Natasha's playing for Sean.

And your name? Jay. Jay. Dan is playing for Jay. Yeah, I won't remember, so everybody remember your own names. My name's TJ. Yeah.

Let's start with you, TJ. This is a musical from 1975. I love you. And one of the things that Leonard Maltin said about it was it had standout musical performances in it. That's the only part. Okay, energetic. I can say energetic.

Energetic. That's all we get to know? And that's it. And there are nine names. How many names can you get it in, TJ Miller? Eight. He says eight names. Natasha Nalegero. One.

One name? All right. So Dan Gabriel, you can go zero names, you can say name that movie to Natasha Nalegero. I'm gonna go zero names. You know can say name that movie to Natasha Leggero. I'm gonna go zero names. You know it in zero names? I think I have a pretty good guess.

You better have a pretty good guess. Just from Energetic 1975. Do I say it now? Tell me when to say it. Alright, Dan. What movie do you think it is? Is it Grease? No. But that is an energetic performance. That's from the 80s is an energetic performance. That's from the 80s. Energetic performance.

It's a movie that starred Jack Nicholson, Tina Turner, Robert Powell, Keith Moon, Eric Clapton, Elton John, Oliver Reed, Ann-Margaret, and Roger Welch. Oh, I knew it. Bye-bye, Birdie. It's called Bye-bye, Birdie. That's right. She's actually proud of herself. I guessed it. It's Tommy. it's called Tommy Oh

Members of the Who weren't in Bye Bye Birdie But your victory dance that you did was exciting The Who is only in Tommy if you get in a hot tub time machine And change history Convince Keith Moon and Sorry Roger Daltrey a hot tub time machine and change history convince Keith Moon and Roger Daltrey to be in Bye Bye Birdie.

Alright, so... The kids, sure, please. Bye Bye Birdie. So TJ Miller got the point on that one. That's amazing. For doing nothing, yeah. That's the only way I can get points. We'll start with Natasha on this next one. This is a holiday movie.

What? She doesn't get the point. Because she said... She said she could get it one. And he said zero. And then he got it wrong, so the point goes to TJ. I know, it's complicated. But we start with Natasha.

This movie is a Christmas movie from 2004, and Leonard Maltin calls it a bomb. Bomb. He saves that for the worst of the worst. And there are 12 names. Natasha, how many names can you get it in? Five. A Bomb About Christmas from 2004.

Five. She says five names, Dan Gabriel. How many names can you get it in? Talk into the microphone. Can I call her? Can I call her out? Can I make her do it? Yeah, you can make her do it

Alright, let's do that Alright Say name that movie Name that movie Name that movie Felicity Huffman was in this movie The great Felicity Huffman Julie Gonzalo

I don't know who that is Or why she got higher billing over Felicity Huffman Tom Poston he's old and also another old guy Austin Pendleton and Jake Busey was in this movie those are your five names

Gary Busey's not as crazy son but just as crazy looking does people in the audience know it? no? it's a tough one any guests Natasha? Christmas Carol But just as crazy looking Does people in the audience know it? No It's a tough one Any guess, Natasha? Christmas Carol Christmas Carol

That's a really good guess It's a really good guess Because this movie also has the word Christmas in the title Do you want to phone a friend? I want to phone a friend You want your guy that you're playing for to help you? Not now. He doesn't know what it is. He says he doesn't know.

Some guy over there knows. Go see what he knows. It's called Christmas with the Cranks. That's correct! That's correct! So I win! An audience member helped Natasha to cheat. I know, you guys are applauding Natasha cheating And this guy knowing the movie Christmas with the Greg

They like me No one should know that movie I bet you people that are in it don't even know it Like He's like shit the fuck up I did that movie? No way M. Emmett Walsh doesn't know he was in it. Dan Aykroyd doesn't know he was in it.

That guy doesn't know much of anything. Cheech Marin smoked a lot of weed. Alright, here we go. So it's a point for TJ and a point for Natasha. We'll start with Dan Gabriel on this next one. This is a movie that takes place in San Francisco

Okay It's from 1977 Len gives it two and a half stars Not fair, I think it should be three And he calls it Well made but uneven And there are Ten names Ten names Dan Gabriel, start the bidding but uneven. And there are ten names.

Ten names. Dan Gabriel, start the bidding. Uh, five. 1977. I can name that movie in five names. Five names. Cutting it in half. T.J. Miller.

I'm going to say name that movie. Wow. This is an intense game. Only because I know I couldn't get it before. Okay. I don't think he's going to get it. Here we go. Five names.

You ready, Dan? Let's do it. Charlie Callis was in this movie. He's that guy that was always like... You mean Michael Winslow? No, this guy was pre-Michael Winslow. Michael Winslow took it up a notch by making sounds of actual things.

Charlie Callister's like, brr. Jack Riley was in this movie. He played Carlin on Bob Newhart's show. Murphy Dunn was in this movie. He was in the band in Blues Brothers.

Murphy Dunn. Howard Morris was in this movie. He used to be on the Andy Griffith show. And Ron Carey is your fifth name. Ron Carey. I think there's somebody in the audience that knows it. 1977.

1977. And Leonard said it's a well-made but uneven. Is it foul play? Ooh, that's a well-made but uneven. Is it foul play? Ooh, that's a good guess. But again, you're wrong. Let me do the rest of the names you guys yell it out. Dick Van Patten, Harvey Korman, Cloris Leachman, Madeline Kahn, Mel Brooks. Oh, I know, I know.

It's Blazing Saddles. No, I know it, I know it, I know it. Do I get another chance, I know, I know. It's Blazing Saddles. No. I know it, I know it, I know it. Do I get another chance if I know it? No, you don't get another chance when you get all the names. I love that the three of you, no one is blurting out. Well, I know it now and they don't know it. What is it?

Is it High Anxiety? Yes, that's right. Anxiety. All right, we have a tied game. Next person to get a point wins. I know, this is the most fucked up game. Okay, this movie is a buddy movie. That means it stars two people.

And it's from... What year is it? 1988. Leonard gave it three and a half stars. And he said this about it. Socko action comedy. Yeah, he called it Socko. If I ever have him on the show again, I'm going to go what does it mean when something is Socko?

And where do we start the bidding? Let's start with TJ. And there are eight names. I can do it in six. He. I can do it in six. He thinks he can do it in six. Natasha? Six.

You can't bid the same as the last guy. Why not? She can do anything else she wants. She can just ask that guy if it's Christmas for the cranks. Seven, then. She could probably make up a number. She can do it in Slevin.

I can do it in Eleventy names. I like the Josh Hartnett way. When Josh Hartnett played that guy Slevin. Dan? I like the Josh Hartnett way when Josh Hartnett played that guy Slevin Dan she said 7 I think wait what did you say TJ I think TJ said 6

and then you said 7 Natasha I don't understand alright Dan what do you think you could get it in TJ says 6 and Natasha says 7 why is that funny Natasha says she could get it in? TJ says six and Natasha says seven. Why is that funny? Natasha says she could get it in more names than TJ. So do you say, Natasha, name that movie?

Or do you bid lower than seven or six? Sorry I'm not a deep nerd. I don't understand how this works. Yeah, it takes a deep nerd to understand this game. Sorry I said more names when we're constantly betting less names or we have to say name that movie. I'm not wearing glasses and a pocket protector.

I'd like to take a second to congratulate you guys for being on the episode that'll never be heard by anyone. I'm just teasing. You guys are hearing it. It's not making the cut. All right, how many names, Dan? We got to wrap this up.

All right, I want to see Natasha name it in seven. Yeah, here we go. Wait, hold on a second. I can name it in 15. Back up. I can do it in 15 names. I'll have to make up some names. You have to name all the names from the movie and then some names from High Anxiety. I'll have to name some other people

that were involved. I could do it. I could name 15 names. No, let's let Natasha try in 7. Let's let Natasha. Are you ready to answer the question? I'm ready. I'm pointing to Christmas and the Granks.

He's one of the Granks. Richard Ferroni-G was in this movie. The Richard Ferroni-G. Wendy Phillips. Joey Pants, that's what I call him. Other people call him Joe Pantoliano. Dennis Farina John Ashton Yafit Kodo

I love me some Yafit Kodo Yafit Kodo And Charles Grote I know it Well it's on Natasha Can I ask him? We're gonna fake apologize I know it It Well, it's on Natasha. Can I ask him? We're going to fake apologize. I know it.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's from 1988, Natasha. Len gave it three and a half stars and he called it a Socko action comedy. I'd give it four stars straight up. That's an extra clue. Richard Forgio, Joe Njiji, Wendy Phillips, Joe Pagliano,

Dennis Farina, John Astin, Yafit Koto, Charles Grodin. Most people listening to this podcast know the answer. Anything? Hold on. Wait, Josh, wherever are you going? You can't use a lifeline twice. Okay. Summer school. That was such a good buddy comedy.

That was almost as good of a buddy comedy as Christmas Carol. It's true. The last name is Mark Harmon, Kirstie Alley, Chainsaw. Am I right? No, you're not right. The last name is Robert De Niro. And the movie's called?

Midnight Run. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, Midnight Run. And Dan Gabriel's our winner, everybody. Don't be mad, TJ. You don't lose anything. Yeah, I don't feel that great about this. I beat Natasha, who cheated,

and TJ, who had brain surgery. Who's your person you were playing for, Dan? I was playing for Jay. Big Jay! So what did Jay win? Jay wins some stuff in this bag.

It's pretty exciting. There's good prizes this time So I'm glad it was such an amazing game You need help? What? I was going to help you You win a copy of Professional Humoridian My first CD that's available on ASTrecords.com

and then you also win a t-shirt that you guys may have heard of that says 2 Trunk to Dweed on it and then you also get a iPod Shuffle that's right I'm not fucking around

I bought that That cost me $72 Does he also get Does he also get the South by Southwest gift bag That you got all that stuff in or not? No, because it's still got my sunglasses in it And I have to carry my sunglasses back to the car And you gotta have a bag to carry those

But the two losers, quote unquote, they get to name who I call a shithead at the end of the show. So that's very exciting. Oh, he already wrote it down. That's nice. Who do you want me... Yeah, take your time. They name who Doug...

Natasha just asked me what's happening again. I don't know how she could be baffled at another thing in the podcast. Natasha's not about understanding things or following things. She's just living life. And loving Hot Tub Time Machine. No rules, bro.

This guy wrote down the name of somebody I've never heard of. He was ready to go. He was hoping he would win. He was hoping he would win he was hoping he would win and that I would call somebody a shithead my guest tonight, do you have any plugs you want to get in before we wrap it up?

my name is Dan Gabriel and I have two CDs on iTunes, go get them yeah, go get them Natasha if you could do that in the same style say my name is and your name my name is Natasha Leggero and I have one scene. My name is Doug Benson and you can see me and Hyenas in Dallas, May 6th through 8th.

Tickets on sale May 3rd. Thursday night, admission is free. Go ahead. I was just joking around. Go ahead. I am concerned as to why they liked that so much. Makes me think that they're against me. No, no. They're more pro-me

than against you. It was just funny the way I did it. No, it was very funny. The way I sounded like I was going to let you talk and then I totally stomped all over it. That was funny. It's okay. I'm on Twitter. Follow Natasha on Twitter.

You've got lots of road dates coming up, right? Ugly Americans. I'm in a cartoon. Oh, yeah. She's in the cartoon Ugly Americans. Ugly Americans on Comedy Central. Very funny. Yeah, listen to that before the first and last season ends.

By the way, we're already filming second season. Listen to that. Doug Benson! It's a cartoon on TV filming second season. Listen to that. Defension! It's a cartoon on TV, and I said listen to that before it ends. So it's not a very good slam. TJ, do you have any plugs? My name is TJ Miller. I'm going to be in Appleton, Wisconsin in May.

What's the name of the club you're playing in? Thanks for laughing, Irvine, California. That's the name of the club? Thanks for laughing, Irvine? I. That's the name of the club. Thanks for laughing, Irvine. Fight Appleton, Wisconsin any day of the week. It's the Skyline Comedy Club. Skyline Comedy! Shout out to Cliff.

Please, please look for me in Get Him to the Greek going on in June. Gulliver's Travels in December. You're in Get Him to the Greek? I am in it for just a brief little amount of time. Do you help Get Him to the Greek? Did you make the trailer? I get in the way help get into the Greek? Did you make the trailer? I get in the way of getting into the Greek I did make the trailer

And then I'm in Gulliver's Travels with Jack Black And then I'll be in Yogi Bear Yeah that's right dreams do come true December 17th 3D I can't believe we didn't talk about Yogi Bear I know or she's out of my league Well she's out of my league Look for that on DVD

soon. TJ's very funny in it. He plays a TSA employee. That's right. Named Stainer. Yeah, everything's going really well for me. Brain surgery, tough nuts, Stainer, Yogi Bear 3D.

The Benson Interruption will be at Largo in Los Angeles on Monday, May 10th. So come out to that if you're in the LA area. I'll be at the Jukebox Comedy Club in Peoria, Illinois. Yeah, Peoria is really a place. He stared me down when he said that. Well, because a lot of people talk about it.

Like, oh, how's it going to work in Peoria? I'm going to go find out. First hand. May 13th through the 15th, 2010. You're referencing an old showbiz cliche. Yeah. And get defensive with me, a man who didn't bring up anything about Peoria.

You're from Chicago. I'm going to be at Zany's in Chicago. May 16th. I'm from Denver. I lived in Chicago. I'll be at Zany's in Denver on Chicago 16th. Chicago 16th I grew up in Denver I lived in Chicago I'll be at Zany's in Denver on Chicago 16th Chicago 16th

2010 and the show's gonna be at 420 it's a 420 matinee at Zany's in Chicago yeah yeah I love matinee stand up

you know right that's the best time for stand up in the afternoon and uh thank you all everyone that came out to the Irvine Improv!

Thank you very much. We love you. Thank you so much. And according to our losers tonight, no losers, just members of the audience who didn't win, Daryl Saki-Mai is a shithead.

Yeah, Daryl Saki-Mai is a shithead. And Jamesai is a shithead. Yeah, Daryl Sakemai is a shithead. And James Franco is a shithead. I haven't heard of either of them. Thanks, you guys. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess

makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies