Doug Loves Movies - Dana Gould and Natasha Leggero Guest

Episode Date: April 17, 2009

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody, welcome to I Love Movies With me, Doug Benson. I've got a bunch of crap in a bag that I need to take out and get ready for this exciting show. There's a lot of... This is an exciting one. I know it's been... It's probably been three weeks since the last one.

And I said I'd do them every two weeks, but, you know, scheduling things happen. So we're here at the UCB theater before comedy death ray and I also just want to say briefly that fast and the furious no wait fast wait fast and furious no thee in there at either end is very popular right now and I was so I think my next project might be a ripoff of that, but from my stoner perspective, and it'll be called Slow and Slightly Upset. So I'm excited about that. is that the number one complaint that I get, people that hate my podcast probably don't say anything to me at all,

so that's not the number one complaint, that I hate your podcast. But the number one complaint is it's not long enough. So starting with the next one, which I believe tapes two weeks from tonight, we are going to do a 7. start time and and go for 45 minutes and uh you can come in at any point i don't mind if you come in late but uh it's something to do before death ray starts and uh it'll be longer and then death rail death ray supposed to start 8 30 and for the listeners right now we've been doing it from 8 to 8.30 so Death Rail always starts late because of me and I totally appreciate it but now I think this new system

Death Rail still start late but less so and people that like this podcast can enjoy 45 minutes of it. Let's bring out our guests what do you say? Let's have some guests applause applause

this first person What do you say? Let's have some guests. This first person is... They're both friends of mine. They're both one longer than the other, but one of them's been on the podcast before and the other one hasn't. Enough games. You're sitting at home or on your treadmill or whatever trying to guess who I'm going to bring out here,

and I'm just going to tell you. My first guest is Natasha Leggero who has been in movies, which is exciting. Welcome. And she always has a, yeah, you always have a glamorous outfit on. Thank you,

Doug. You're one of the more glamorous comedians. You usually make fun of it and I never heard you call him glamorous. Well, I'll think of something later. Okay, I'll say one right now. How many Tauntauns had to die for that thing around your neck? And my other guest, the repeat guest, if you will, who nailed in the Leonard Maltin game the movie Dave with no names.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back Dana Gould is here. Yes. Both of whom will be performing later in Comedy Death Ray. I totally poached Comedy Death Ray acts for this particular night. Hi, Dana. Hi. I'm always dressed

like Potsy. The more clothing humor we can get in, the better, because the podcast listeners have no idea what we're wearing, but they should go to lookatmeshirts.com. I enjoyed your tauntaun joke, and I'm impressed that you didn't go to

and I thought they smelled bad on the outside for that. Oh, I don't, yeah, you know. Is this a Star Wars reference? I can't go so deep as to actually quote the characters. I could just name the obscure monster that one of them sleeps in for warmth. Some would say monster, some would say beast of burden. So I like to play the six degrees of Kevin Bacon game with my guests that have been in movies.

And I figured out that Natasha's two degrees away from Kevin Bacon. I've only been in one movie. Yeah, but you did it, girl. In that one movie, you made it within one degree. I also don't do any research on IMDb or anything like that before the show. It all comes from me just making my own notes and guessing and stuff. But this is a definite. You were in He's Just Not That Into You

with Jennifer Aniston who was in Picture Perfect with Kevin Bacon. She made it in Two Degrees Girl with only one film. Wow.

I thought maybe Kevin Bacon was in that movie. You started out hot. You haven't seen it? It does have a lot of people in it. Drew Barrymore stops by and says, I'm producing

and then leaves. You haven't seen that movie, have you, Dana? I have not. The wife didn't make you go? Did not. Like Greg, though. Oh, Greg's a great dude.

He was on the show and he was making fun of it because there's that part where the Asian guy goes, MySpace is a new booty call. And I got Greg to admit that that line doesn't make any sense. And it's the new nothing now.

Well, that's what I mean. It's like the timing was awful because MySpace is dead. It's not a booty call, but also it was never a booty call. A booty call is when you text a person directly or call them. That was like in the movie Juno when I heard the line, I swear to blog, my hand twitched. That's all I can do now. I make a reverse fist.

What if you carry a rubber ball around and squeeze it? And then, Dana, I couldn't think of any movies you've been in. I think you've been in a movie or two. Can I guess one that I think you were in and then you could tell me no, that was Jake Hogan? Pauly Shore's Jury Duty? No.

That was Jake Hogan. We're not often confused. It just feels like that movie had a lot of people running in and going, there's a fire, and then running out. That's like what Jay did, and I thought maybe you did something like that as well. I did that, though, and I did that in Father's Day, and I did that in My Fellow Americans. I see a lot of movies that you just named two that I went, mm-mm.

Oh, Billy Crystal and Robin Williams, no thank you. James Garner and another old dude, also no thank you. Another old dude, Jack Lemon. Oh, well, Jack Lemon. I did see pretty much every other Jack Lemon. Who said this to me on the second day on the set, hello, love. He was just getting,

rehearsing for Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. He was. So let me get a part of that. but also the one thing that i just saw recently uh on the road somewhere watching uh cable television you know that short cable that you get in the hotel rooms on the road where it's like news weather or what tbs thinks is funny right and uh they nailed it with this one though that you're i saw your very uh very dark turn in probably the darkest episode of Seinfeld. True. Where you were the fellow who there was a lot of scenes in the woods,

and there was a lot of digging. Yes, fragile Frankie Merman. I gave Jerry a van he didn't want. I was his summer friend. I was the summer George from Jerry's childhood. Isn't it great how complicated it is to explain what you did on an episode of Seinfeld? It's the same thing in Curb Your

Enthusiasm. People are like, what did you do on that? Well, it's the one where Ed Asner dies and Larry David was there when it happened. I just saw your episode. I play his nephew. Great. But it takes too fucking long to explain. It's just saw your episode. So I play his nephew. Great. But it's like, it takes too fucking long to explain.

It's like a Tolkien story. But I ended up digging a hole in the woods and hiding in it. Hiding in a hole in the woods. Right, because you kind of wanted to die

because you felt so bad that Jerry didn't want the white van that you gave him. Not a stretch for me and my emotional, my legendary emotional resiliency.

And at the end of the episode, it ended on that timeless comedy trope where someone says Seinfeld's van and they think they're saying son of Sam. That really held up well in syndication. That's a tribute to how hilarious that show is, though, that no one really cares. Nobody minds that there's a character based on the OJ trials that shows up from time to time. That's right.

You just watch it now and go, oh, he's just a lawyer. At the time, that was a specific parody, but now it's like, oh, that's that shifty lawyer. I saw that guy in an airport once, and it took me forever to place it. And then I finally figured it out when someone else standing nearby me said, oh, that's the lawyer from Seinfeld.

Now, did you tell the story about speaking at the OJ trial? The guy is like, a guy at a hotel, a guy is checking into the hotel. You might have told me the story. I heard it here. Or I think it's Poseidon tells it on stage. Poseidon tells it on stage? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, then it's in here.

Well, then I won't do it because I'd be doing his bits. No, that's all right. Let's do it. It's such a funny story. I can't get him to slip over the hill from the valley to come do this podcast. But I heard it here, so I'm in the zone on it. Yeah, yeah. No, you knew it wasn't yours.

And I said that. There are comics that will just go ahead and fire away with the thing somebody else did. See Brian Posehn. You'll know what we're talking about. Yeah, it's Fred Goldman. Right. Yeah. I swear I might have told it on this or another podcast.

At some point I've told it. Here's what I don't understand. In the depths of Fred Goldman's misery, and I can only envision the living hell of enduring that, he still had the wherewithal to curly-cue up his mustache in the morning. Oh, God! Oh, God! That's the thing that's so funny. You were so hesitant to do Poseidon's bit,

but I was horrified to find out that you and I, congruently, without ever having seen each other do it, were doing that exact same thing. I had people coming up to me going, Dana Gould's doing your bit. And I'm like, Dana Gould wouldn't take a bit from me. We're just doing the same bit. And that was the bit. And I've never talked to you about it because I never felt like you took it from me. The mustache wax?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would just say kind of the same buildup. Like, oh my God, he's gone through this horrible trial. Then I go, but every morning, you get up and look in the mirror and do this, and I jump right to the waxing it, but also looking kind of happy about it. That's hilarious.

Did you do the noise? No noises. Oh, see, that's what I'm saying. His noise kind of sold him. Mine was very quiet. Yeah. Yours was better. Dana's more of a, you know,

he's a better performer than I am Oh no, no, not well Okay, so what were those movies? Can we do you a two degree to Kevin Bacon? Oh, we could do it easily probably Because Jack Lemmon and Kevin Bacon were in The Odd Couple together I bet Kevin Bacon Yes, we can do it

I was in My Fellow Americans with Jack Lemmon, who was in, was he not in JFK? Grumpy Old Men with Sophia Loren, is that where you're going? Was he in JFK? He was in JFK. With Kevin Bacon. Bam, done. JFK is part of what makes Kevin Bacon so great for the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game. What was Jack Lemmon in JFK?

Who wasn't in JFK? He was some doddering old dude who had information. It's been a long time since I've seen... Because isn't Walter Matthau in it, too? That's kind of the joke, because they're both in it. Right. In separate scenes as different doddering old men with information. The gay characters in JFK are slightly more gay than the gay characters

on Benny Hill. With just less circular running. Yeah, they literally have hand fans made of dicks. They're just like so incredibly... Is that a catcher's note? That's what I like about Dana Gould, is he can come up with something like that and say it without stumbling

over the words. As soon as I start to say hand fan fill the dicks, I would totally fuck it up. I can't spit out good ones like that, those fully formed ones. Like one time, you know that guy Troy Baxley? Do you know him? He's out of Denver. We're in a car together, and we're sitting at a light, and some old man gets into his car, and he does that thing where you turn the engine over twice. And he goes, grrrr!

Grind the flywheel. Yeah, without missing a beat, Troy Baxley goes, grind me a pound of that, old timer. And I'm just like, how do you fucking come up with all of that? And spit it out. Take 12 Simpsons writers to each put in two words to come up with that normally. Not to degrade your, that's why you're a Simpsons writer, you put in two words to come up with that normally. Not to degrade your... That's why you're a Simpsons writer. You're good at that shit. But I was

reading a recent Entertainment Weekly. Ooh, I like to call it. And don't peek at that. You're going to be competing in that. I'm wondering if Jack Lemmon is in jail. Okay, but don't look at the ones that have yellow post-its. He's looking through the Len Malton book, which has never happened. You don't look at the ones that have yellow post-its. He's looking through the Len Malton book, which has never happened.

You don't see someone going on who wants to be a millionaire and flipping through the questions. I think this is the first time I've ever looked at this book with my pants on. Normally I'm pooping. Oh, okay. I thought it was another, you're going another way. Normally I'm pooping. How are you

I thought you were always double checking To see if a Showtime movie would have Would be soft porn or not So Because don't they kind of steal the same name So in Entertainment Weekly They name the top 20 heroes and the top 20 villains We don't have time for top 20 heroes and villains

But we do have time for the top five. And I'll put it out to my guests. Let's see, if Natasha, you've probably been peeking already, but do you have any idea who a top hero in the history of cinema would be? Best heroes ever? Luke Skywalker. Is that one from history? No, but I do really love the way

You had disdain for all nerds As you said it Luke Skywalker I really, yeah That asshole Just because his face is horribly scarred There's no reason to The top hero in the history of cinema.

If you want to name the top hero, you can try to guess that. It's a stupid magazine article. I would say James Bond. Bam, that's correct. James Bond, the number one. Certainly probably in the most movies with like 27 or something.

And the last James Bond, I liked. Which one? Quantum of Solace? I liked. Which one? Quantum of Solace? I liked. You like all that like jumping around from building to building and stuff?

It's running and fighting. Yeah, the action's good, but there's no story in that second one. The guy in the can, the guy who drank a can of oil. Models running away

from explosions. No, but that's the thing, Natasha. I don't get it. You clearly haven't seen the last two because the model portion is way down. You don't even see Nipple's the thing, Natasha. I don't get it. You haven't seen the last two because the model portion is way down. You don't even see

Nipple in the opening title sequence, which is what I counted on as a child. Yeah. Those sequences brought me into adulthood. I like character-driven drama. Okay, so the number two hero of all time is Indiana Jones. That was a strong

character, right? Yeah, I didn't like that one, though. That one. And Superman, of course, comes in at number three. No, I didn't like that either. Harry Potter? Didn't see it. I love...

I hope you go through your entire life referring to movies that there are 7 or 8 of them As if there was just the one Nope Didn't see that one But when talking about Indiana Jones You could say you know the good one Cause there is one good one

And one crazy one that's my favorite The fucking Temple of Doom Is one of the best movies ever made Because it's so insane. Like, PG-13 was invented so that a horribly violent movie could be foisted upon people that were too young for it. It was fantastic. It was the fragile Frankie Merman of the Indiana Jones series. Absolutely.

It was very dark with the hearts pulling out and a lot of really hard punching in the face in that movie. And eating the monkey brain. Oh, God, I love it. And then number five for best hero, which I say, you know, go for it because she is awesome, is Ellen Ripley from the Alien films. Oh. Kind of a surprise that she finished so high.

I think they probably just went out of their way to get a girl in there. Yeah, I would think that too. Buffy the Vampire Slayer came in number eight, and then I start to argue, I thought this was movies. And then the magazine says back, no, it was never just movies. You're just a stoner. What else did the magazine say? The magazine talks to me with the words that they write.

But then let's go villains. Both of you can guess one villain. See if you get a villain from the top five villains. I'll discount the one I saw that is the photo in the center of the page. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you saw the photo, you've got to disqualify yourself from that one. I'll give you the number six. I got one.

I'll give you it through Mr. Six. And Mr. Six is nuts. Are they kidding? Oh, that guy. I'll give you the number six. I got one. I'll give you it through Mr. Six. And Mr. Six is nuts. Are they kidding? Oh, that guy. Okay. Cruella DeVille. Again, the disdain was awesome.

And let me, she must be in the top something or other, but she's not in the top five. Snow White's Queen is number 15. What? That's such a minor thing. Yeah, so that's probably why Cruella didn't get in there. And also probably because

they made one too many live action one with Glenn Close. We'll discount John Stater. We'll discount him? Yeah, because that's an obvious one. Wow, Dana throwing out the obvious. Wants to make it hard on himself. We'll discount the AIDS from Philadelphia.

Why are you doing this to yourself? Now you've only got two guesses. We'll discount Mary McDonald's funky spine from Passionfish. We'll never speak of it again, actually. Will this count Mary McDonald's funky spine from Passion Fish? I'm going to say... We'll never speak of it again, actually. Is there a black and white one? Is there one from a black and white movie? No.

Ah! Oh! Who would you have said from a black and white movie? Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life. Oh, I don't know if he was... All these people kill people. They don't just fuck with them financially. Like Bernie Madoff is never

going to make this list. I saw the Joker in there, so it's not the Joker. Why do you keep seeing them? Because I have my cheaters on. Okay, so you've narrowed it down. It's not the Wicked Witch of the West. Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal Lecter, number three. He is good. And by the way, the Wicked Witch,

that's like, come on. Yeah. How come? Well, then why isn't the Good Witch fucking number one on the other list? Oh, I'll tell you why. Because the Good Witch didn't do shit. She just was like, oh, watch out for that. Bye.

And number five on the villains list was Alex DeLarge from Clockwork Orange. Oh, is that his name? Yeah, yeah. But then number six is Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. But when I saw Mr. Burns, I was like, that Kevin Costner movie?

What was that called? That was Mr. Something, wasn't it? Brooks, Mr. Brooks. I'm like, god damn it. I don't always agree with these lists, but this is ridiculous. I'm going to write a letter about Mr. Brooks

being the sixth most, the best villain of all time. All time villain. Marley's trainer from Marley and Me. What I liked in the movie Marley and Me is that Kathleen Turner does an uncredited cameo as Beethoven from the other dog movie. It's a super sympathetic crowd at these shows for some reason. How dare she be touched by time and gravity.

And donuts. I used to see her in New York all the time and I would never see her without a Heineken and a Marlboro Red Hard Pack and a Heine but you know what she has got the movie Body Heat to pop into any

you know beta machine and say look at this fucking shit look where I was at but she went from that to Charles Durning in about 30 seconds. I like Serial Mom. Because you know what I'm excited about?

You like Serial Mom? I like when she's the lady in the one scene that tells the dog to lick her feet. I don't know why I think that's so funny. She's great. That kills me. That's not her that says that, though. That's somebody else.

But that's an interesting movie. Also, that's one of two movies I could think of Where somebody yelled out Don Knotts And Don Knotts was not in the film It was just somebody held up a picture of him Randomly And they yelled out But I can't think of what the other one was That's going to drive me crazy

In the bowling movie Kingpin People keep shouting Atta Boy Luther, which is a homage to the ghost of Mr. Chicken. And you wonder why my life is an avalanche of pussy. All right, it's time to play the Letter Malt game.

You know the new rules. I explained them to the contestants. We'll have Natasha go first. Oh, man, I'm going to be so bad at this. I can guess this in how many names, so I would recommend going for the full amount of names and then see where Dana takes it. Okay.

All right? Now, Dana's a previous champion. It's exciting to have him back. He got Dave in one word, or no words, no names, last time he was on. This movie's from 1983. So Natasha was two and a half. Do I say now?

The genre, oh, I should tell you this is going to be for all of these. The genre is the heroes and villains movies we just discussed. So it's one of the movies in one of the series of movies or singular movies that we were just talking about. And it has to be one of those that we said? No, you're free to guess anything. You can say it. It doesn't necessarily. I was kind of trying to help you out by saying that a lot of the

movies you were saying, I didn't see it. You were referring to movies that were like six or more. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, like Harry Potter 6 or whatever. I'm not giving you any clues as to how many installments they have of these. You just have to guess which installment I'm talking about or if it's an installment at all. 1983, Heroes

or Villains. My hint that I always give, I like to give a hint, is it's not my favorite of that particular franchise. It's not good. Ed, you have nine names. You can start with Natasha. I'd like to guess at nine.

Name that movie. Indiana Jones 3. You can't just add a number. You have to know that it's the search for Curly's gold or whatever. Legend of Cruelly's gold. Okay, so Dana, she's bid nine. Do you want to underbid her or do you want to tell her to name the movie?

You can either go eight names or less. I can name it eight names or you can say name that movie. Or you can jump even lower. I can jump? Yeah, you can go all the way to zero or one like you did that one time. I'll name it one. He says he can name even lower. I can jump? Yeah, you can go all the way to zero or one, like you did that one time. I'll name it one. He says he can name it one, so I would recommend you say, name that movie. Was that the good move that I just did?

If you think you know the movie, but I don't know if 83 and that I didn't like it is really... You also said franchise. It's from a franchise. That rules out explorers. It's from a franchise. That rules out explorers. Solar babies. Bye, solar babies.

But also the heroes and villains discussion we had, it has to be one of the top five of heroes or villains. So that also rules those out. I thought for a minute it might have been... Oh, I bet I know what it is. All right, so I'll give you the one name. This is the lowest credited person on the movie. Can it be the star? No, no, no.

That's what happens is you corner yourself into the... All right. Oh, you lucked out. You're going to get this because the one name is... Give me the initials. It's a giveaway. All right. I like it.

He likes to make it hard on himself. You must be like the favorite when you're like in a dominatrix situation. I decided to mispronounce situation as long as I was mispronouncing dominatrix. Is there an S&M movie trivia game that I don't know of? Oh, I'm making it harder on myself.

L.M. are the initials. L.M. L.M. L.M. Lois Maxwell Octopussy. God damn it. Is that right? That is correct.

Really? That is correct. We're going to have to have you back on versus Jerry O'Connell because he had a weird way of guessing them. I thought it was D-L for Desmond Llewellyn. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who was Q. That's amazing.

Now dead. The next name is Vijay Armitage. You wouldn't have gotten it from that. Although Indian and Octopussy had a lot of Indian nonsense. Octopussy, do you know Tom Kenny? Yes, I do. We went to see Octopussy and View to a Kill together. We both lived in Boston at the time.

During View to a Kill, I remember us both just hissing stop to Roger Moore. Like, stop! Stop making these movies! Stop it! Stop it! It was like,

why is my dad being chased by a tiger? What is a tiger That's what I don't like about Octopussy is at one point to thwart a bomb attempt at a circus,

he dresses like a clown. Yeah, that's a... It's just like, no. Jace Bob will walk out there in his fucking tuxedo and take care of business. Yeah. He wouldn't be like

putting on an outfit. When did he ever, like... Did Sean Connery ever put on even like a waiter outfit or a stormtrooper uniform? No. He was always, fuck it,

they're going to figure out who I am, and I'm just going to have to take care of business. Imagine Daniel, and he's a good clown. Like, you really like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had the makeup really down. Like, somebody must have helped him. He must have befriended somebody backstage.

That was grim. In the clown dressing room. Yeah, that's a rough movie. I did like when the one dude had the saws that were on the end of rubber bands so you could saw somebody in the neck and then have it shoot back into your hand. Because it sucks when you throw your saw at someone and then you have to go over and pick it up. Have you ever seen a clown in traffic? Just like driving around like a clown. Oh, yeah, yeah, on the way to a party?

Yeah. Oh, God, I love that. It's so weird. But also that expression, have you on the way to a party? Yeah. Oh, God, I love that. It's so weird. But also that expression, have you ever seen a clown in traffic? I live in Los Angeles. Of course, the roads are full of clowns. Here's another thing I realized. If you ever go to the Man's Chinese Theater and you see Spider-Man,

he doesn't look like Spider-Man, but he looks exactly what homeless Spider-Man would look like With a baby dude Yeah, like if you said homeless Darth Vader I go, I can't envision Oh, I get it And what's funny too is I think the tourists think that

That's hired by the city Because they've seen him like Give them their babies for pictures And it's like that guy just got a sandwich Out of the garbage can In front of the check cashing place. Soggy wet Elmo should not be holding your baby.

But like, the tourists just are very, you know. This is from 1991. Oh, we have more. Oh boy. We have less. We gotta wrap it up.

Uh, silence, I almost just said it. Natasha, how many, how many, Natasha? Zero, silence of the lambs. That's correct. You're all tied up. Alright, Natasha? Zero, Silence of the Lambs.

That's correct. You're all tied up. All right, quickly. One, one. Silence of the Lambs, one. Here we go. A New Hope. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Why didn't they just name it A New Hope. Yeah. Oh, shit. Why didn't they just name it A New Hope in 77? The kids would have flocked to it. Are you going to see A New Hope? All right, Dana gets to go first on this one, but I'm not going to give you any clues. I'm just going to say how many names you think you can get this next one.

I need a year. It's from the, you get nothing. You just have to start out. Ten is the maximum. You can start out at ten or you can do a bold move. I don't get the year? No, you get nothing. That's how unfair I think this competition is.

And I've sneakily tied it up. So I'm giving Natasha a chance to win this thing. So how many names? Four. Four. Now, Natasha, I recommend to you, as your attorney, that you say you can do it in one name. You know, Doug, I do think I could do it in one name? You know, Doug,

I do think I could do it in one. Here we go. This is the last name on the list from 1939. It says, it says, The Singer Midgets. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I never knew there was a goddamn

credit for that movie. They're like, oh, you know who's in this movie? The singer midgets. Did I win? Am I a champion? Yeah, you're the winner. Did you say the name of the movie? Yeah, she said it. The Wizard of Oz.

Yeah, she said it. But how hilarious is that? With Judy Garland. Singer midgets. Like, you can't even give them individual credit. What kind of asshole is like, well, we got a bunch of midgets. What midgets? Singer midgets? Okay. Singing midgets. Like, you can't even give them individual credit. What kind of asshole is like, well, we got a bunch of midgets. What midgets?

Singer midgets? Okay. Singing midgets. They better be because they do a lot of it in the film. Virtually the entire time they're on screen,

they are singing. They're not just the midgets. That's like when people go like, I just, I'm so upset, I need some solace. Yes, but in what quantum? If only I knew the quantum. James Bond, number one hero of all time.

Ladies and gentlemen, tying it all together there at the end, Dana Gould is here, and we're done. Natasha. Thank you. Thank you for being here. That was short. Goes by fast. 45 minutes, though, next installment, so look forward to that.

And in the meantime, Willem Dafoe's a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves

movies!