Doug Loves Movies - Daniel Betts, Danny Hill and Chad Opitz guest

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

Live from The Well in Bakersfield, Doug welcomes Daniel Betts, Danny Hill and Chad Opitz to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds with 50 as it pops or kernels in his teeth They're still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hey, hey, hey, everybody.

I'm worried. And my name is Doug, and I love movies. See, I told you, see, you did it too late and too wrong and everyone else just cheered. I tried to tell you pre-show that that would happen. What's the, do you know what it's supposed to go like? The dude in the hat right there? You do? Okay just do it all by yourself. Okay ready? Really loud. Ready? My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug loves movies. Yeah! That's really loud?

Plus then you started going into that other one, the other thing that happens after the other thing. The one I said I didn't want to do and you were like, no, you should do it. You should do it, man. We've all got this on lock. This is gonna be fucking sweet. Shit, not yet, not yet. Not yet. I know you're excited. I'm excited for you.

We're coming to you for the first time from the Wellcoming Club in Bakersfield, California! Yeah! It's Sunday, March 23rd. I know it's Sunday because there's a lot of people standing around by that church next door. Don't mess with that church, everybody. They're trying to take over the town.

Uh, 2025! And without any further adudu, it's time for Doug Plugs. Doug Plugs! Doug Plugs! Yeah, see what I mean? The excitement. People that come to the show are like, we want to hear where the show is going to be next or what else you're up to. We don't care. The Benson movie interruption

is back at Dynasty Typewriter in LA on Monday night, April 7th. I'm doing standup at Dead Crow Comedy Club in Wilmington, North Carolina on April 18th and 19th. And 420, where am I going to be on 420? At Good Nights in Raleigh, North Carolina. That's April 20. And the next live stream of this show, Douglas Movies, is on Monday, April 21 at 730 Pacific time. Go to dynastytypewriter.com for in-person or live stream tickets.

Now it's time to show you what's in the prize bag Yeah As I mentioned before the show don't get too excited But this this is pretty cool for my friends at titmouse the animation company they decided to get into the weird mug pipe game. This is simultaneously a drinking mug and a pipe, a bong, that you can just work it from every angle.

And I brought it to Bakersfield because I've never felt totally comfortable flying with it. So that's why you guys got it, because this is a, this is a road gig by car. Also I brought, this has only been used one time, a pipe from Peacemaker. It's a little rubber disposable type, pipe, type of pipe. And then I thought, this is fun. What if there was a bunch of totes in the tote? What if there was a bag full of totes?

So you got like four or five totes within the tote. It's almost like a Chinese nesting doll. But with something you probably didn't need one of and now you have six. I'm not even going to say what the individual totes are. But with something you probably didn't need one of, and now you have six. I'm not even going to say what the individual totes are. That'll be fun for the person to discover on their own. Plus, Doug Benson and Doug loves movies, Pins from Rockin' Pins. And all of that is going to be won by a very, very lucky person today. Yeah.

So let's go ahead and get my guests out here. What do you say? Such a hot crowd. Please welcome Daniel Betts, Danny Hill, and Chad Opitz. Yeah. See what I, you had to get a second win. That's what I was saying about that ramp, is you misjudged that ramp and the audience is like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh all right they're all here everybody made it let's meet them individually alphabetically by first name making his 26th appearance on this show, it's Chad Opitz! 26? Hello!

26! Can you believe that? I can't. That's insane. Man, that's what I was hoping for. How long ago was your first time, you think? December 7th, December 2017 at Cobb's Comedy Club. December 20th? 17 Comedy Club. December 20?

17. 1917? 1917! Wow, 2017, so about eight-ish years. Yes, sir. All right. It's been a while, Doug. Yeah, well, thank you for making the trip up from Los Angeles to Bakersfield, which,

you know, when people ask me about it, I go, it's an amazing drive if you go at a time when there won't be any trucks then you fucking sail right through it's those goddamn trucks and snow I guess but anyway but it's a lovely you made it in record time today I did it was a there's hardly any true you had time to stop and do Instagram posts. I did, yeah. You got to do that in Bakersfield. What was your favorite stop from LA to Bakersfield? Well, it was in Bakersfield.

I went to the good... You stopped when you got here? Yeah. That's a good place to stop. It's logical. It's logic. Yeah. It seems like a smart thing to do.

I'm going to Bakersfield. Going to stop. Yeah. It seems like a smart thing to do. I'm going to Bakersfield. Gonna stop there when I get there. Stop at Bakersfield. I'll just roll by, you know? Not going to Manteca or nothing, you know? I stopped at the Good Feet store to see if I could hang out with Quentin Tarantino. That was a good spot.

Which part of that is real? What was that? Did you really go to a Good Feet store? I did. It's on the whole Instagram. But then the rest of us, you thought, that's a good joke. Figured, yeah. It's Doug Love's movies.

And it's movie related. It's not Doug Love's Feet, so I better get this back to movies. That's right. Yep. And we all know about Tarantino and his flip thing. Yes, sir. Thought it worked out okay. Did you hear that they came out with the title of Tarantino's final movies, making one last movie?

What's it? It's called Feet Loose. Oh, shit. Happy Feet Three, maybe. I hear you had an exciting time in Los Angeles last night. Tell us what you did, Chad. I went to the screening at the Academy Museum. They were screening The Thing.

John Carpenter's The Thing. Dude, and yeah, John Carpenter was there and he was in conversation with Bong Joon-ho, who directed Parasite and Mickey 17 that just came out. So they had like a 30, 40 minute talk before the movie and Bong Joon-ho asked John Carpenter to score his next movie, which is a horrorho asked John Carpenter to score his next movie which is a horror film and Carpenter got all excited and I guess he's gonna do it

but that was cool to be there for that that was awesome. Yeah. Yeah it was exciting. Super exciting. How did the movie play? Did like people did people like scream and stuff when the thing came out of the thing? They did, yeah. Especially that part with the boom boom. The thing literally came out of the man's chest. Especially that defibrillator part. Right, when it crashes in. That part really got them good.

That's such a big elegant theater to see such a random violence. I love that. Yeah. Very cool. Did you ever see the thing when they redid it again, but it was a lady in the Russell? No. Kurt Russell role? The 2011 prequel. Oh, was it a prequel?

What? I don't know. Wasn't it? I thought I never saw it. Yeah, I didn't see it either. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So neither of us will be recommending it. No. All right. Thanks for being here, Chad. Let's meet our other. Yeah. Let's meet our other guests. Let's see what I have written down here. Making his first appearance on the show. He's a comedian. You saw him earlier if you were here. And the owner of this establishment, give it up, everybody, for Daniel Betts! Hey! Yeah!

Yeah. That's gonna play well. I sounded pretty popular there. Yeah. For those of you keeping score. I sounded pretty popular there. Yeah. For those of you keeping score at home, just 25 less appearances than Chad. So thank you. Thank you, Doug, for having me.

You got to start somewhere. It can't be December 7, 2000. Turn of the century. 17? 1917. I almost got it. I almost got it. I almost remembered it. Daniel, thanks for not only being a guest today,

having the show here at your club today, but for having this club at all is very cool. Thank you. Thank you, Doug. Thank you for coming here and doing this. You and I have been talking about this for a long time, and I'm excited to have you. Yeah, you're the first club owner that I would allow to be a full-blown guest

on Doug Lowe's movies. Thank you, and I had to give Doug 20% extra tonight. Sound investment, I think. Sound investment. Yeah, you can afford a little extra. What is this? Pellegrino. Oh, look at that. Oh,ino. Oh, look at that.

Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Somebody's gotta bring some drinks to the big guy. You know what I mean? Yeah. Amazing service here at the well. You don't have to wish for good service when you throw a coin into this well.

Some of today's show will be improvised. Let's get back to the script. I've got a question for you, Daniel. How are you feeling about your movie trivia knowledge? You seem to reference movies quite a bit just in casual conversations, so I think you'd be pretty good. I'm not... Listen, I wasn't built for school.

I didn't remember a single thing from kindergarten to high school But but earlier during soundcheck I did recite every single line from the movie point break while I was up on stage the original obviously Wow and even dropped a breakup Vince Vaughn Jennifer Aniston reference earlier So I would let the audience know ahead of time if you're going to bet on a horse today, I'm telling you right now, either this means I know everything about movies or I've given you all I know about movies already. Yeah, that's it.

I bet you that's it. I bet you it's that one. Do you like sports? Yeah, I like sports. Which ones? Football mostly. You don't have room for movies in your stupid football brain. I don't think we have to start insulting this early.

There's so many names and things to remember if you're a football fan, right? Yeah. So it's hard to have one kind of have to have one area. I just yell for my team. I don't know all their players and the numbers and all that. All right. So we're back to more of a, you could be more of a movie nerd

than I think. You call me. I do love it if you, I love a guy who only quotes two movies. That's it. And one of them in its entirety. I also know all the lyrics to Humpty Dance by Digital Underground. Oh!

Hey, I knew that would come in handy one day. Yeah, you really, you have an innate sense of how to connect with people. Yeah. I know my crowd. Were you a fan of Daniels before today? Yeah? Okay. Makes more sense now. I thought he won you over immediately.

I saw this room of homogenous white people and thought they'll know the Humpty Dance by Digital Underground. Chad called me stupid earlier. I can't believe I'm the first club owner to let you do this. What happened? Nothing. You made fun of my stupid football brain. I'm sorry. It's okay. I was reading ahead. I made fun of what? My stupid football brain.

Oh yeah, but you don't have one as it turns out. No. You just watch, you watch them hit each other and don't read the names. Or listen to the commentators. Who's your favorite football team? The Bears. I'm from Chicago. Oh, okay. Not as popular. Okay. Not as popular. You guys want to hear the Humpty Dance?

Yeah. When he said Bears, I heard that first B, and I really thought he was going gonna say a Bakersfield team. Okay. Oh, so you're gonna do good today. That's what we decided. I'm gonna shoot for the moon, man. I'm giving it all. All right. Well, look out for this guy next to you. He's another first-timer, so could be a sneaky situation. Could be a real sneaky deaky we have on our hands. I mean, you know, Chad Opitz already seems like a ringer. But did I bring in sufficient competition?

He can be heard on Rewind 98.1 FM. And hold your applause until the end. I'm so excited for the enthusiasm. Yeah. And Outlaw 103.7 here at Biggers Field. It's DJ Danny Hill. I'm so excited for the enthusiasm. And Outlaw 103.7 here at Bakersfield is DJ Danny Hill. Yay! That was exciting. Thank you.

Also syndicated. Tell us about your syndicated program that people can listen to everywhere, because it's syndicated. With my wife, the Danny and Kate Show. We're on the air in the whole state of Hawaii, and Georgia, and Indiana. I don't know some other places too.

How do people figure out if they're in a place where they can listen? Well, that's a great question. You can just go to my Instagram at DJ Danny Hill and I have them listed there. Nice. His name isn at DJ Danny Hill and I have them listed there. Nice. His name isn't DJ Danny. He's not a full house character. He is. I'm going to call him Danny, but I call him DJ Danny Hill

the first time because that's how you're known on your socials. But what's your feeling about the competition today? Are you a movie nut? I just want, I do watch a lot of movies, but because I smoked so much weed, right? I don't remember a lot of what happened. I don't buy that excuse. And I just want to be real honest, like I barely know who my kids are. I come home and every time I know too many of them for starters. We have five kids. That's when you lose track of the name I'm gonna pick up medicine. They're like, what's their date of birth? And I'm like, I have no idea

You know nobody Nobody can rattle off all seven dwarves. You know what I mean? Like we all know who they all are But you still forget one or two. So I hope I'll do okay We'll see or castaways are going to go. I one or two. So I hope I'll do OK. We'll see. Or castaways at Gilligan's Island. Like, I don't know. I guess dwarves are back in fashion. Not in fashion, but, you know, it's it's it's the number one. It's the number one movie this weekend, but it's still still very short of what anybody would would hope it would make

at like 31 million. I'd be happy with one million. Right, if you put out a movie, you just, the first million, you take it down. You'd say I've shown it enough. That's a win, that's a win. People have seen it enough, let's move on. Well, I think this is gonna be a highly competitive show today and I also think the man who left just because I said highly

Is probably doing pretty good He's pretty high but before we play some games today This is the chat partial portion of the show where I like to ask all of my guests to recommend one motion picture from any point in time, anything you watch or something that you think people should see for whatever reason. Chad knew this question was coming.

This is the 26th time he'll answer this question. He's just going down his list. Same answer every time. He usually goes horror and often horror that I'm not familiar with, not because it's obscure but just because there's a lot of horror to keep up with. What's your recommendation today Chad? Well you said you know everything about Point Break. Yeah. I was hoping he would say I know everything about Roadhouse. So I'll recommend Roadhouse, the 1989 rowdy Harrington film.

114 minutes long, by the way. Did you catch the Gyllenhaal reboot? I did because some of the clips were very funny with the... Who was the guy that played the villain? The Conor McGregor guy? Conor McGregor. God damn. He's so funny in it. That's all I know. He's hilarious in it. The clips were very funny with the, who was the guy that played the villain? The MMA guy? God damn, he's so funny in it. He's hilarious in it.

He's very, very, very bad. But that means it's very, very good. You know, that's worth the view for him in my opinion. But not as good as the first Roadhouse? No sir. Yeah, that first Roadhouse is pretty amazing. Yeah. Anytime I'm listening to Sinatra

and weaving across both lanes of the street, I think of that movie. Because that's what that bad guy does, Ben Guzzara. So random. Just showing what a maniac he is just driving somewhere. What else about Roadhouse? We got Sam Elliott. Of course. Popping up. Beautiful mustache. That mustache, holy crap. I made some incredible lines like that pain don't hurt. That's amazing. It is full of great lines. It is almost like a Cameron Crowe kind of great line.

Like Jerry Maguire level great lines, but a fucking ridiculous movie. Yes. But what's your absolute favorite line from Roadhouse? And then we'll move on. I mean, I just said that pain don't hurt. That one. Okay, great. Yeah, that's a good one. That really went out on a laugh. I appreciate it. Well, there's okay. The villain says an insane one where they're in the middle of like a

kung fu battle. That's what I was driving at. Yeah, he was in the middle of a kung fu battle. That's who I was driving at. Yeah, he was in the middle of a kung fu battle and the villain says to him, I used to fuck guys like you in prison. They're like, good lord, what? Yeah, absolutely insane line. That's a guy I don't want to be fighting. No.

Or maybe I do want to be fighting, depending on the mood I'm in. Yeah, I thought you were gonna say you knew everything about roadhead. Danny knows everything about roadhead. He was shit. OK, very good at giving it. No, it was all right. I was like time deal. Like he doesn't even need to say the imprison part.

Just say I used to fuck guys like you, because like the imprison part is like, yeah, it was all guys. What are you going to do? Yeah, that's redundant. We've heard about it. We've heard the stories. We saw Oz. I've seen all of them. I saw Wizard of Oz, The Wiz, Wicked, and Oz.

The Australian prison drama. I'm really a completist when it comes to anything Oz. And Dr. Oz on the show. No. No, that's where I drew the line. That's where I said, fuck no. All right, so let me write that down, because I like to really commit people

to their recommendations. And Chad went with John Carpenter's The Thing. That's right. Wait, oh, Roadhouse. OK, I do love Roadhouse, though, I gotta say. But I thought Jill and Hall did a good job, and I'm not mad that they're gonna make another one. There's gonna be, I think it's gonna be called Roadhouse 2 Poop Poopy Doo.

Kinda try to bring more kids in. More children to watch it. All right, Daniel, what do you want to recommend today? The sequel is going to be called Hen House. It's about the rising cost of eggs in America, starring Jake Gyllenhaal. All right, I'll see myself out now. They're not all winners.

I'm going to go a little bit obscure here. Has anybody seen the movie In Bruges? Oh, yeah. With Colin Farrell? Great, great movie. Yeah, amazing. It was overlooked by awards, bodies for the most part, but that Ralph Fiennes villain role in that movie is fantastic.

Also him and Brendan Gleason, it establishes their great rapport that they go on to have or not to have in Inishman. Banshees of Inishman. Banshees. I don't think anybody even raises their voice in that movie. I don't know what's banshee about it. Quiet anger.

I like titles to be very accurate. I was like, that is three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri. I counted them. It's totally accurate. You go see Denzel Washington, Unstoppable. And that's just a lie. Turns out he can be stopped.

He can stop it. Yeah. You know, it took a lot of effort, but he stopped it. It wasn't unstoppable. OK. Great, but he stopped it. It wasn't unstoppable Okay Great great recommendation Daniel and check it out if you can anybody in a bruise in Bruise and you can find it At at Daniel Betts be TTS comedy on Instagram you could find

Subtle plug there subtle plug you better did it and you should at have put a link there now. Yeah. All right. We got it. Yeah. I'll do it. It's in my bio. You don't want to be a liar. Danny, what would you like to recommend today? The notebook. All right. Now I know a lot of people come on here. They want to have fun. They want to, you know wanna make their little jokes, but seriously, what would you like to recommend? The notebook is the greatest. You love the notebook?

It was the greatest love story of all time. And a true story, I actually have a tank top that says the notebook on it, because I was working in radio when it came out and they gave it as a promotional item. So to this day, whenever I'm doing yard work, I have a tank top that I wear that says the notebook on it. And my guy friends are like,

dude, why do you have a notebook tank top? And I'm like, this is the greatest love story of all time. I don't know why you don't have one. Why do you go outside in a tank top? Because I'm working and I don't want to get sweaty. You're a ginger. That's not smart. Right?

That's true. I'm trying to get vitamin D. What's that expression? Do the pits match the tits? Does the carpet match the drapes? Oh, that's the one I was looking for. We don't want to know about that. I was just wondering.

The pits and the tits. I was just wondering about the pits. And the tits should be mostly barren. Very soft. I'm just wondering about the pits and the tits should be mostly barren. Very soft. Prove it. All right. So the notebook. Love the notebook.

All right. I'm going to write it down. The thing in Bruges and the notebook. Yeah, did I write those down the wrong? Yeah, I wrote them down in the wrong place, but it'll be okay. I'll have my team take a look at it. The newt book. Did you see the Broadway musical notebook, Danny? No, I've never been to Broadway. Oh, man. This may shock you. I spend a lot of time in Bakersfield.

I pretty much stay here. Not a lot of musicals in this town. Not a lot of them are roaming through. Unless it's Disney on Ice version, then yes, we would see that. Oh, you do get Disney on Ice? Yeah, we do. It's actually pretty amazing. So where is Disney on Ice?

It must be a pretty big event center or something if they can have Disney on Ice. We have a hockey team here that's real popular called the Bakersfield Condors. And the Condors, yeah, so they have a huge... That's how popular they are, six people. And we, like I'm telling you, we love them here. So they always have this arena on an off night, they'll run it out. And then it's just, it's big and it's nice. So, my kids know.

So like, does a, there isn't like a traveling, you know, musical perform there ever? No, that doesn't happen. Nothing like that. The notebook on ice. Right, notebook on ice. Mechanics bank. That would be sweet, except I'd worry for the actress

who forget how, which way a figure eight goes. Fall in love all over again. This guy coerced people to come to the show, got them all front row seats, and now he's like, this is a good time for a dump. I can listen to this shit later if I decide to listen to it. Well, I've had enough. We established before the show he's never been, but he read the description of this performance today. They're talking about musicals. I'm getting the hell with that. This isn't what I signed up for. It said make musical themed pun name tags.

And he made them for himself and three other people who have never seen the podcast. And yes, congratulations. You're all front runners. You saw what's in the bag. You could go home with that, lady. Yeah. That's big money.

I gestured the wrong place, but the listeners won't know. I'm like, you saw what was in the bag. All right, so hopefully he'll be able to catch up when he gets back, because this is a very, very crucial part of the show. I wanted to be here for it. OK, he's on his way. There we go.

He just said, I'm glad he didn't wash his hands. Just came racing right out. Yeah! Yeah! Just let it rip. That was a no wiper. He's like, come on, urine. I need you to go quick.

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Boy, not only did the listeners have to hear all those boring commercials, but they missed out on a lot of fun. We picked some name tags. And so Chad is going to be playing for her Edgar Tory. And Daniel is playing for Janet of the Apes. And Danny is playing for, instead of Yes Man, Jess Man. Yeah! Now, in the final game today, each one of you may be called upon to help out to get your person that's playing for you over the finish line. But that's later in the show.

There is no reason to bring it up now. All right, so. I didn't know that rule, can I change? Yeah, she knows everything. That is funny that a new guest doesn't know that they shouldn't just pick somebody just because they have the best name tag. Damn it.

You also gotta look them over, but you're good at movie trivia, right, Janet? Oh sure, she says. That doesn't sure, she says. Oh, yeah. That doesn't sound like she does. No, I think she's going to ace it. I think Jess knows everything, so we're going to be good to go. I hope there's a question about Ronald Reagan as an actor.

You're going to have to go back further. Right. You know what 6 o'clock is for me, right? Bedtime for Benzo. Yeah, that's right. OK, so I've got such a common mouth. It's crazy, right, Janet? Janet knows.

You're hands down my favorite person here right now, Janet. Well, yeah. It's a treat. Yeah, I don't know what you did to coerce her to be here, but you know, good work. We're going to play a game called Alex's Jason thing on their IMDB page that says best known for, and then it lists four titles. Sometimes these titles are chosen algorithmically by IMDB, but sometimes the actor or actress or their publicist or manager or somebody will get IMDB Pro and get in there and select the top four.

So you never know which way it's gonna go, but they generally get it kind of right when you think about that person and what they're best known for. I'm gonna start listing off somebody's best known for. When you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your own name. You're saying what they're best known for.

We're guessing the actor. Mm hmm. And I did that out. If you buzz in on the first, if you buzz in immediately on the first title, it could be anybody that was in that movie. So it might be good to sit back because if you guess incorrectly, it's negative one point. But if you do get a correct answer, you then could get bonus points for naming each of the remaining movies in that person's top four. Yeah, lots of points can be made, few probably will. But we'll see how it goes.

Any question, guys? Does that make sense? Yeah, we're good. Your name in the top four movies. We guessed the actor. Yeah, but buzz in when you know it. And your buzzer is the word Daniel. In your case, Daniel.

Suck it, Chad. Chad is going to go with Chad. OK. Oh. Daniel, Daniel. Suck it, Chad. Chad is going to go with Chad. Oh. Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. Danny's going to say Danny or DJ or DJ Tanner. DJ Tanner. What if the buzzer is my Instagram handle? Just trying to get some followers, guys.

Whoever says something into their microphone first, I will consider that the first person to buzz in. And if you know it in the audience, just sit there and smile and just think, I'm so smart. I think Janet's doing that already. Yeah? How do these guys not know that? Oh also there might be a theme to all these answers that might also help you figure shit out.

You seem to have an unfair advantage Chad. I mean I've played the game. It's a hard one. This is a difficult game. Yeah. I've been doing this since 1917. I've been doing this since 1917. I've been doing this since 1917. Round one.

The first movie in this person's best known form is Wonder Woman. The second movie is Red Notice. Chad. Chad, who is it? Gal Gadot. That is it. It's Gal Gadot. Sign on the Gal Gadotted line.

You are right. Excellent work. Oh, I lost the cap to my pen. Don't panic everybody. Score one for Dan Betts. Good job. That's not how it works. I could tell your voices are different.

Plus, I think he said Chad. So next time, Daniel, don't say Chad, because the point went to him. And Chad gets two more opportunities for bonus points, because you got it after the first two. Name two more Gal Gadot movies, and I'll tell you if you got either of them right. Wonder Woman 1984. And if you name a third. I didn't mean to sound angry at you.

You pulled a Jess man. The Notebook? I don't know. I don't know what else she's in. No. Wait, you don't know any other Gal Gadot movies? No. How about Gal Gadot? I should know Gal Gadot. Did you see that movie where she sang the song Imagine?

Which one? No. I'm joking around. But I thought no one would ever guess this, because it didn't turn out as people hoped it would. But Wonder Woman 1984 is her third best known for. Yeah. And then number four is the Death in the Nile remake

with Kenneth Branagh on his absolutely ridiculous mustache. I really almost got that one. All right. You were close. Chad's got two points, but it's still anybody's game. Round two starts with a film called Pretty Woman. Got it, right here. Oh, he's buzzing in already.

He's confident. Oh, crap. It could be the gray hair, dude. This could be Hector Elizondo, but who do you think it is? I'm going Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts is right. Yeah! Nice.

On the board. On the board. Let's go, Janet. No, see, that's did you see Chad get up and do a physical dance he's done this 27 when he got it right you got it right you went sports brain Chad's never played for a coffee coffee cup ball done somersaults before I understand all remember? You know, so, like, yeah, I understand. All right, so, wow, you can, you got one point for that, Daniel, but you can get more points if you can name three more Julia Roberts movies.

God, this seems like such a slam dunk. There's people really empathizing with you right now. This seems like such a slam dunk. What about she was in one of those oceans movies? Ocean 17 or whatever. Hang on. And I think that was fun. She was in, I didn't see the first 10. OK, thank you one person for getting it. You know what, I looked over while you were making those noises and my drink was just

there, you know, the new drink was just there. The service here is amazing. Lowered it in. Yeah! Danny Ocean. Let's get back to your dumb answer. I don't know, why am I the only one he's insulting? Oh, you never had a boss that you didn't say shitty stuff to?

You're not my boss. You got me. No, you're not my boss. But you know what I mean. We're just having fun. You got me. God, I feel like the oh, oh, Karen Brockovich, Erin Brockovich, Aaron Brockovich.

Ah. I have used Chad for 26 episodes and this was the time for the baton to be passed. Yeah. So I'm coming after you. I can't wait to do this for the next 105 years with you. What are your three guesses? You got excited about Brockovich, what else you got?

You get to do three. Dear God, guys. It took you that long to come to one. I'm really upset with myself for not doing better here. Another ju- Oh, oh, Mystic Pizza. Okay, so we got Brockovich. Let's go. We got pizza. One more.

One more. You can do it. One more. Oh, one more. Oh one more shit. Yeah Well, I think my tactic of stalling has worked successfully for the first two God dang it. You guys are gonna be so mad at me Jan. I'm that we're not getting the bong here. I think I'll go fuck. I'll go with the oceans 12. That's not gonna that's not gonna cut it. I Mean you're lucky you didn't say oceans 13 because she wasn't in that one. Point break.

Point break. Definitely not in that one either, but you're out of time and guesses, and you got none correct. Really? Are you shitting me, Mystic Pizza? She's in a lot of movies, dude. I know, but I thought Mystic Pizza was her breakout role. You know, that's a great reason to put it on there, but for some reason instead they went with August Osage County. Really?

Yeah, I know. Everybody's like, what the fuck is that? Cool, her manager doesn't have pro. Yeah. It was like a, kind of for her, it was kind of a dramatic role. Like she was, you know, kind of considered for some awards and stuff. So like that's probably why it's in there after.

Was she in Bird Box? And then no that's Sandra Bullock. This isn't guess other things part of the game. I'm just trying to tell you what the answer is. Don't confuse the issue. She was in with Clive Owen in a movie called Closer. Or Closer. And then of course with Cameron Diaz and Rupert Everett at my best friend's wedding.

That one makes sense. For a top four. Back me up here. That's her top four? I know, I know. That's a weird one. Yeah. I would have picked Brockovich too.

It's crazy. Brockovich for sure. Brockovich. Come on, Brockovich. crazy. It's for sure Brockovich come on Brockovich She won the Oscar for fucking rock. Can we petition for this this? Yeah, let's call our senators Thanks a lot Kevin McCarthy, yeah Here we go there's 42 more rounds round three Who's best known for starts with, we need to talk about Kevin. And then goes to Snowpiercer. Chad.

Who is it, Chad? Tilda Swinton. It is Tilda Swinton. We're gonna lose. It's only the first game. Not on the line in the first, not a lot on the line in the first game. But Chad, you do get to go for some bonus points now. So how many Tilda Swinton's can you name? You get two.

Man, you know, she's been, she's one who's been in tons of movies and I'm totally blanking on- She's such a chameleon. Yeah, she's that kind of stuff. You're like, that was Tilda Swinton? That dude was Tilda Swinton? That dude. She's played dudes, it's true.

OK, I'm going to go. You've got to give me a hint, for one. Can I mess with him? Can I intimidate him? No, just let him answer. I'll say, Suspiria? And?? And um... Medea goes to Cabo. Yeah, Ernest goes to Cabo. I'm gonna go... Man, what would be another Swinton one? Uh, she's... is she in... is she in the Hunger Games? Is she? I don't know. I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna say Mockingjay,

even though I don't think she's in it. Hit Fonsetto. That'll help. In the third position after Snowpiercer, they went with Michael Clayton. I believe she was Oscar nominated for that. And then you got it, Suspiria. Oh!

Yeah. But I'm not going to give you the point on that one. I'm going to penalize you for being too smart. Because I did give it away when I said she doesn't always play a woman. Because in Sparrow, she plays a man. OK, so you don't need the point anyway. Here's our fourth and final round.

Ready, gentlemen? The first film is Monster. Got it. Got it. Daniel. Oh, got it. Got it. Daniel. Daniel. Charlize Theron. That is correct.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not going to celebrate this time. We know what happens. Plus, I mean, do you think you have a shot at any of the three remaining bonus points?

Based on what happened last time, no. But go ahead and take a swing. Let's see what you got. Three Charlize Theron movies. You got that Will Smith movie she was in. I'm trying to be obscure here. We're going to need the correct titles. Charlize Theron.

No, I'm screwed here. I'm in trouble. That's OK. You want to guess three things she might be in? You know, just name like big movies. Men in Black. Yeah, Men in Black, It, and Muhammad Ali. That was great.

I mean, you know, you got right to it. I wasted a lot of time in any of those. No, I know. Not surprising. But she was in Oh, Snow White and the Huntsman. Oh, OK. Yeah. Mad Max, Fury Road. Oh, oh, yeah. OK. And this is an interesting one to make the tough word. Tully. Tully? Tully. What? Why is that on there? It was like a nanny from hell movie where like she had a

baby and then her nanny turned out to be super weird. These are crazy lists. This is rigged. Yeah, these lists are wild. We're not doing this here again. That's an interesting one. Tully. But so you didn't get any more points on that one, Daniel. So Chad is the winner of this game. All it means, though, is that he gets to go first. This might even be penalizing position to be in. Hey, Doug, who was in dead last on that one? I don't know. I don't know if we can figure it out.

But I don't even know any can figure it out, but I don't even know any of those people we just talked about. Have you ever thought about making the beard so that it goes all the way up and over? Like a strip all the way? Like it almost looks like you're wearing a helmet. Just has like a little, like my teeth just got worked on, and it's a redheaded strap.

How much higher up could it go? Is that where it stops naturally, or could it go up higher? No, you could go up to about here. Oh my goodness. All bald. Then just paint in the middle. Just paint the top orange. Just have a nice orange rainbow over your head at all times.

Chad gets to go first in our next game. And it's a fun one. Oh my goodness. It's called What's in the Belfry? Oh, shit. Are there bats in the Belfry? Are there rats in the Belfry? That's what this game is about. I'll name a movie.

Chad's going first. Then Daniel, then Danny. I'll name a movie, Chad. And you tell me if it has one or more rats in it, one or more bats in it, or both. At least one or more of each. Yeah. If you get it wrong, then Daniel gets the 50-50.

If he gets it wrong, Daniel will get the gimme point. But every time somebody gets one right. So I'm hoping for. Yeah, right? People have won that way. And then every time somebody gets one right, well, the next person in the row will be first on the next round. Are you ready, Chad?

Yes, sir. All right. I need you to tell me if it's got rats or bats or both. The motion picture. Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls. Oh, When Nature Calls. I'm going to say, I do not recall, I don't recall rats in it. So I'm just going to say, I'm going to say bats.

You're going straight bat? I'm going straight bats. I don't remember any rats in it. But do you remember the bat scene? I do, the guano. Bat scene's crazy. There's a bat, like he's grabbing it flat. I was hoping it's not a real bat

because it's abusive if it was a real bat. But that is correct. Ace Ventura has a bat in it. It's that easy, Daniel. Shaka-ka. Bumblebee tuna. Daniel, there's a motion picture that's available on VOD now that I have talked about multiple times on the podcast because I love it so much. It's called Rats with an exclamation point.

Does it have rats or bats or both? Rats, final answer. That is correct. Yeah! Let's go, Janet. I hope the next move is called Bats. Make it a lot easier. Danny's on the board. Finally.

There is a movie called like Bat 21. It's like a military expression or something. And that's not going to come into play. Thank god. I don't think there's any actual bats. Not even a baseball bat. Batman, the dark night rises. All right.

Danny, you're the man. OK, this is it. My big moment. It really is. You could force a three-way tie in this game. I love a three-way. About rats and bats. I hope you lose and feel dumb. Would you do a three-way. About rats and bats. I hope you lose and feel dumb.

Would you do a three-way with a rat and a bat? I feel like I have before. Interesting. The motion picture is called Willard. Willard. Can you use it in a sentence, please? OK, yes. A man named Willard just laughed in the back of the room. He loses it when he hears Willard. Willard. Willard Scott, the weatherman.

Willard, that is not a good name for a person. But anyway, Bat Rat or both Danny. Willard. I've never seen this movie or heard of it. Well that's got to make it hard. That's got to make it hard. But so far it's difficult. But I'm just going to go with the trend because it was all bats, it was all rats. So I'm going to say it's both for me.

You're going both? Yeah. That's incorrect. Damn it! Pay your tab and get out. That sucked. Do we all agree the guy that laughed in the crowd sounded like Fozzie Bear by the way? Waka waka.

Waka Waka. Waka Waka. OK, so Chad? For Willard? Willard. That is Rats. It is a rat movie called Willard. It's about a weird dude named Willard who figures out how to mind control rats.

And then he has the rats eat his enemies. It's pretty awesome. Based on a true story. But here's a crazy true story. Chad just won that game. Oh! Hey! With his bullshit. With his incredible rat and bat knowledge.

The next movie was going to be Ben. Does anyone know what that is? The sequel to Willard. Yeah, sequel to Willard. And there's just one rat in that, I guess. Maybe he summoned other rats later. But it's mostly about just a brat named Ben. And Michael Jackson sang a song about him.

Ben, the two of us. Yeah, you thought it was a romantic song. No, it's just a guy and his rat. Doug, that was so close to the original. I don't know if we're going to be able to clear it. Yeah, that was beautiful. That was gorgeous. Fortunately, songs are still free on podcasts.

I mean, I haven't gotten in trouble for one yet. OK, and then finally, does anyone know this one, Ratatouille? Yeah. Ratatouille. Daniel. Daniel. Rat. That's right.

There we go. There's a few. I don't know. Are they mice or rats? They're rats. They're rats. And they know how to cook amazing. Because they're hella cute.

Rats and hats. You know, he's got that one fat rat friend who kind of looks like the fat rat from Cinderella. But let's not quibble. They're both fat rats. They're going to look similar. All right, so congratulations to Chad O'Pitts. He won that game.

Woo! Woo! Woo! Boo. That means he gets to go first in our final game that will determine our winner today. Are you excited, Janet? Janet's fired up. It's a big move for you, Janet.

So we're going to find out what game Chad gets to go first in that's going to determine it all after the break. BRB! Yeah! We're back! Yeah! Yeah! Get on it, get on it, get on it. What a fantastic show.

We're having a great time. Chad prevailed in that last game, but it just means that he goes first in our final game today that's going to decide it all. And it's something I call the little search engine that could. Boop, boop. Boop.

Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop.

Boop. Boop. Boop. I hate to travel with props, but I found recently I have like one of those wooden whistles that sounds like a train. So I might start, when we play this game, I might blow that whistle. Don't tease us. If I remember to pack it, and TSA's got to be cool with it. If they pull it out, it'll just be settled down, it's just a wooden dildo.

Do you have to wet the reed on it first? Like a... This game is also, I turned to my friends at IMDB and I typed a word into their search engine today. And then I wrote down the top 10 movies, according to the IMDB and I typed a word into their search engine today. And then I wrote down the top 10 movies, according to the IMDB algorithm, that have this word in their title. The three of you are going to take turns naming movies that have this word in the title, or asking your lifeline to

come up with one, or coming up with one that's just a made-up title hoping that in the history of movies there's been a movie with that word and that title. Perfect. People have made some weird guesses and gotten some points. The number one movie on the list is worth ten points. The number ten movie on the list is worth one point. Chad's gonna go first. Then we're gonna go to Danny. Then to Daniel. You'll each get three guesses, but you can use your lifeline at any point that you want. Does all of that make sense to you guys?

We're naming how many movies? You'll have to name three overall, but you're gonna take turns,. So you'll name one, and when it comes back to you, you'll name another one. Kind of like how they answer things on Family Feud. You have the best job ever, dude. Yeah, so what's the word? Let's find out together. The word that I wrote down today in honor of the Well Comedy Club, it's a word that's

been in a lot of movies, the word is club. Club. It's been in a lot of titles. Chad's already thinking of some. But the question is Chad, do you want to see if an audience member that's playing along with you named Edgar wants to pitch in or do you want to strike out on your own? I'm going to try, the first one I'm going to try myself, I'm going to go with Joy Luck Club.

See, that's the kind of player I appreciate. Chad, Chad always brings the heat. He always says something that gets applause, like it should be the right answer. And sometimes it is not. Joy Luck Club did not make the top 10 today. I got you now. I got you now, dog.

It's in the teens. It was close. It was close. But no points for Chad on his first try. But like I said, he's going to get two more. It's not a two more. And Daniel, you're up next. We're going to me first?

Or next, I mean? Oh, I'm sorry. Danny. Danny. No, go to me. No, it's going to be Danny. All right. Switch the order around from the last game. I can only think Danny, Danny. No, go to me. No, it's gonna be Danny. All right. Switch the order around from the last game.

I can only think of one movie. Shit, I know he's taking mine. I know he's taking mine. That might be all you need. You took mine? Fight Club. You piece of shit! Fight Club, you piece of shit, yeah.

That's the only one I can think of. Damn you! You're clearly not a member of Fight Club, you're out here yapping about it. You got any others here, Janet? You got any others here, Janet? Was that on the list? Hang on, hang on, Daniel.

Slow down over there. We got to talk about Fight Club for a second. Because it is number- Did you see Janet? What? Did she do that? Did you gesture that to me, you cheater? Did she do fisticuffs or did she act like carved soap?

She did, I swear to God I'm gonna watch the security cameras after this. I'm watching the security cameras after this. You stole it from Janet. I didn't. But I would've. I think it's pretty. Just so we're on the same page,

I would've stolen it. I think it's pretty obvious after Joy Luck Club, it's a fight club. And it's number one on the list. Yay! We had it, Janet. He's a cheater. Hope you're happy, Tonya Harding.

That's 10 points, but there's still a lot of points on the board. If you name the second highest ranked movie, you get nine. If you get the third rank, you get eight. Okay, the only other one I can thank you. Don't say it. Oh, I can't? No, you'll get your turn in a minute. OK, never mind. You can say it into my mic.

Don't say it at all. We go to Chad, and Chad can strike out on his own once again, or he can see what Edgar's got. Wait a minute, when do I get to play? Oh, it is his turn? Shit. OK. All right, Dan.

I was like, I know I'm new to this, but I feel like I should get to play. It's my fucking club, you know? But earlier, when you thought it was your turn, it wasn't your turn. So you're the Bets who cried wolf. Now I've upset Doug. That was my answer.

No, what is your answer? Seriously. God dang it. It's not Sisterhood of the Traveling Yah-Yah Club. That's not it. It's going to be, God, I'm going to go Mickey Mouse Club. go Mickey Mouse Club. Janet loves that answer. Yeah, that's a thing. It's probably one of her favorite movies.

Having never been a movie, but it was a daily TV show. And they came out and said their names. And so that's a zero for Daniel. It had club in it so it was a good guess. Well my good guess was stolen by this heathen over here. Well let's see how this plays out because Chad finally is back in action. He always makes the face like he doesn't know and then zings us off. I didn't know fight club. I forgot fight club.

So that's the only one I had if I had gone first. Somebody should make a movie called Flight Cub. Flight Cub. It's about that. It's about a baby bear that can fly. It's like a cute version of snakes on a plane. No, he doesn't talk about it. Yeah, he doesn't talk about it at all. It's a secret.

Rule number one. Flight cub. A flight cub. Is don't talk about flight cub. What's your answer? I'll say babysitter's club. That was a good one. I got mine.

Sorry. I'm sorry, Shannon. Not my turn. I just got mine. That is also not on the list. I got mine. Sorry, I'm sorry, I turn. I just got my that is also not on the list. I got it. Please say I'm next. You're not shit. It's Danny's turn, but he's not going to steal it from you. I am because I know if you say I'm going to assault you right now. If you say what I'm thinking,

I'm gonna you. Oh shit, he's say it. He's thinking breakfast club right now. You mother fucker! You piece of shit! You mother fucker! That's what he's thinking of. You piece of shit! Because in my mind, I was like, babysitter club and breakfast club,

and he said babysitter, so I was like, oh, then I'm like, the breakfast club, that's kind of iconic. So that's probably on the list. You'll never work in this town again, Danny. You piece of shit. I swear to God, I was in, I got nothing. I got nothing.

Yeah, that really, nobody, there's no way anybody else could be Danny at this point. Yes, I know nothing. Just I got an idea. Let's add we'll add a fourth round. Yeah. And can I go first to give you a chance to catch up to Danny? But it's going to be tough. I feel like it's luck of the draw here.

Like it just in terms of the Willard one went to you, I had that. He stole both of mine, this hack over here. I got every single thing wrong until this moment. Just everything. Like, the first two games I lost. Daniel's like sitting here realizing what it's like to be on a game show. They don't ask you directly the questions you have the answer ready for. I was on Beast Games season one this year.

You were? Yeah, and I lost that. I shot at $10 million and that stung, but this asshole saying breakfast club hurt worse. This was worse? This was worse? Oh boy. Has anybody ever been? You knew what you were doing. You figured out that he figured out. Yeah, I worse. Oh, boy. Has anybody ever been? You knew what you were doing.

You figured out that he figured out. Yeah, I know. Oh, my god. See, it just takes a smart player like Chad to let the other players know the next answer. Has anybody ever been physically assaulted on your podcast? Kind of. I'm just going to drink more now. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers everybody. To Doug! To Doug! Drive safely. Pop into the church before you head out.

Alright, so I've added a round so anybody could still win. They're not probably going to, but let's continue on and see what happens. Daniel, what's your next guess? For the same club thing? Yeah. I thought we were moving on. I thought it was a whole new round here. Okay, all right.

No, it's just Danny killed it so hard and so fast that two people that got to guess multiple times ahead of him could not remember Fight Club or Breakfast Club. You cannot blame him for knowing those things in a more timely manner. But it is your turn to guess, Daniel. What if, and I'm just spitballing here. What if we go to a quick commercial break

while I think about this? Janet, you got anything for me? We're all out of commercial breaks and they're too long. Janet's really working on it. About how long would you estimate I've got here to come up with something? Well you know what? Somebody sitting near Janet could whisper something to her.

I wouldn't have a problem with that. Does anybody have any thoughts? No, it's fair. Because look, Janet's here to win. She's not here to... Pass it down. Pass it down. Somebody give something to Janet.

Here we go. Here we go. This is going to take care of it. Did you hear that? You picked the wrong ear. OK. So I don't know if I'm going to get this right or not, but Janet nibbled on my ear when I leaned in and... Well, you've already won.

So I win no matter what. Okay, you ready? I got it. Okay. Good looking out, gang. Dallas Buyers Club. Yes. Oh, that's good.

Oh, yeah. DBC is number three. Yeah. Let's good. Oh, yeah. D. B. C. Is number three. Yeah, go. People say I look like Matthew McConaughey in that movie where he had AIDS. Uh, you're like you look like when he was starting to get healthier. Yeah, thank you. On the ups. Yeah, he was on the upswing for sure.

And you were on the upswing, because now you're on the board with eight points. And you're still going to get two more guesses. But now we're back to Chad. He's going to go to his life line? I should have gone to Edgar right away. Get it? That's my thing.

I was like, people. Edgar right away? Don't whisper it, Edgar. Lean back that way, buddy. I see like, people. Edgar, right away. Of course the old. Don't whisper it, Edgar. Lean back that way, buddy. I see you. Yeah, Edgar could do this on his own. No offense, Janet.

Which one? That's what I was thinking. Club Dread. Club Dread from our friends in Broken Lizard. Jay Shander Sekar is going to be on this podcast tomorrow night. Yeah. And it is number five on the list. Somebody run over to Janet right now. Hurry up. Get up. Get up. E.T. pass it down. Pass it down. I'm in deep shit here.

All right. But it's Danny's turn. I want to have Jess help me out. OK, Jess, what do you got? Oh, yeah. Jess! You did it! That is such a good answer, but I have to say no, ma'am. Oh, really?

Yeah. I wanted to say yes, ma'am. Oh, really? Yeah. It's no, ma'am. I wanted to say yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yeah, suck a butt. I had to say no, ma'am. It's a crazy ass list. All right. That was a good answer.

That was a really good answer. Somebody get over to Janet with an answer right now, and I'll cover your bar tab tonight. What? Yeah. That is too, you're too desperate. Effective now. What if a real drunk does it? Like don't add a 1942. Am I eligible? Here we go, she's giving her a good one. Here we go. Wait a second. You went to a lifeline on your last

one. What? No. Okay. Listen, you're making shit up. Get in there. Remember, she nibbled his ear? What was happening then? He's already gone to her once, right? This is how babies are made. What? You did use your lifeline once already. I'm a habitual line stepper. But what did you come up with?

Oh, this one's not gonna be on the list, but I'll go with Cotton Club. Number 11. Oh, Jasmich. Oh, really? Oh, damn it. So close, so close. That's a half a point, I think.

No, it's zero. Okay. Wow. Wow. Try, try, try. All right, Chad. It isn't going to be on there either, but Club Paradise. Number seven.

Is it really? Wow. Wow. Okay. I'm devastated right now. I'm so sad about this. I'm going down quick. I'm like the Hindenburg.

It's all right. You noticed arbitrariness of it earlier, and you were spot on. Danny, cement your lead and finish this thing off. Yeah, you have to do it on your own this time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you piece of shit. You're going down like Tower 7.

Too soon. Never forget. I drove by a building here in Bakersfield that says on the outside of it, the two towers, twin towers. And it's three stories tall. But there are two of them. And they're, yeah. Anyway. Whose turn is it? It's my turn.

Okay, Danny, finish this off. Another movie with club in the title. I can't think of anything. Really? You ever belong to a club? Yeah. What kind of club was it? There's a lot of clubs. Because I keep trying to think of movies with club in the title. I'm like, no, that's studio.

And then I'm like, there's a Fisher movie. What's it called? Club Fisher? I don't know. I have no idea. That's okay. You're winning anyway. Yeah. And I would ask Jess again, but we already did that. No, we already talked to Jess. Yeah, so we're good. All right, I'm going to put you down for a pass.

Sorry. That's all right. That's all right. I mean, he won. He's doing fine. It's like everyone's like calming down a gold medalist because he could have done it a few seconds quicker. But what do you got, Daniel?

You got something else? Do I have a chance at victory here with a knockout punch here? This is really important. No. The lead is insurmountable at this point. But Chad's got two points more than you, so you could beat Chad. Beat Chad. beat Chad. Yeah, beat Chad! Beat Chad.

Beat Chad. Beat Chad. Beat Chad. He used to fuck guys like me in prison. Just like him. I love prison. I'm not afraid of going back. What's your answer?

A well-known classic you guys have heard of. It's called Debbie Does Dallas Club. That's a good one. Is that on there? They should write that. Survey says? No. Don't have anything.

Who else hasn't had a fourth guess yet? What happened? Oh, your beverage. It was empty. Hey man, there's a beverage here. That's a big Lebowski reference. Don't worry about a thing. Chad.

I mean, I can't think of anything with club in the title. I was thinking Rocky III with Clubber Lang. Yeah. Well, that ain't in the title. No. So I don't know. Yeah, these are these remaining ones are tough, but let's just say congratulations, Danny.

You are a winner. We'll have you back on the show real soon, but in the meantime, go ahead and give us your plugs. What would you like to promote? Feel free to follow me on Instagram, at DJ Danny Hill. It's pretty funny stuff about Bakersfield and about people that like to make fun of Bakersfield. That's how I found you for this show.

I was like, this guy is like a Bakersfield representative. Yeah, a lady messaged me today and she said, thanks for going on the show to misrepresent us. And I was like, whoa, when did my mom get on Instagram? She was like, calm down. I think you're, how would you, you were a great representation for Bakersfield. Yeah, I think you're, how would you, you were a great representation. Yeah, I know. I think, I think so. You put on the right boots, you could be their mascot.

Was that really your mom? No, she, she slid into my DMs. Sorry, I'm lashing out now because I lost. Well, wait till you hear why you lost because... What the fuck? Who said First Wives Club? Who was it? Jess.

Oh yeah, it was you. It was Jess. Oh, for Danny? Yeah. OK, so he wins even more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yay, Jess! Yay! Yay! Yay! What a twist. What number was it? What number was it? It was number four, so you finished.

Yay! Here we go. You finished with 26 points. And Chad has has 10 and Daniel is a great guest. She's still going to cut you after the show. No, I can't wait. Daniel, I don't know how you feel about it, but I'm excited to see you compete again. Even if it's against the same competitors. Rematch would be fine with me. But here are the ones you guys missed for good reason.

Number 10 is The Miracle Club, starring Maggie Smith and Kathy Bates. And it's from 2023. Yeah Yeah that sounds like that went direct to nowhere but R.I.P. Maggie Smith. And then number nine is a movie that is currently offered up on Netflix that I haven't stumbled across called Rifle Club. Also rifle club doesn't that sounds unpleasant. I can't believe I didn't get that one. Could be a nice rifle club. And then number eight.

And I'm sorry you guys didn't stumble on this one. I was saying, like, what kind of you belong to a club? Because a number six on the list is Book Club. Starring Jane Fonda and some other elder actresses. Where were you on that one, Janet? starring Jane Fonda and some other elder actresses. Where were you on that one, Janet? That seems like something you would have watched. And then number eight on the same list is Book Club 2. What?

Damn, there was two of them. Electric Boogaloo. No, seriously, guess what the book club sequel is titled. Shut your whore mouth. Is it book club three? Book club two, what's the rest of it? Guess. Return of the Books.

Yeah. Is that it? Book club two, another book. Another book? It's not bad. That's not the answer, though, Chad. I have the answer. It's written down here, but I thought

you guys would think of it because it's kind of obvious. Book Club 2. The next chapter. Yes. Oh. That should have been worth points. That was good. We figured out, Daniel just needs another minute.

Like, if Daniel could get on a game show call, can I have another minute? My lifeline is more time. Absolutely kill it. Just a little bit more time would be great. But great job everybody. That was so fun. Thank you for having us here at the Well Comedy Club,

thewellcomedyclub.com in Bakersfield on White Lane. And Daniel, what else would you like to promote? My own personal Instagram, I'm a standup comic as well, Daniel Betts, bettscomedy on Instagram. comic as well. Daniel Betts, E-TTS comedy at on Instagram. Nice. Make sure you're following Doug and Doug loves movies as well. Give it up for Doug everybody. Give it up for Doug. This is so fun. I could do this for another 90 minutes Doug. I could lose for another hour and a half. That's about all it takes. It's ninety minutes of your time. You know, it's great, Doug. My wife bet me that I would definitely lose tonight.

Oh, yeah. So, you know, that what are you going to get? I get one free. I'm sorry out of her. So and it's at my choosing. So I do any times you could just be like you could spit on the floor and say I'm sorry. Yeah, I want you to say I'm sorry. So I'm going to reserve that for my birthday.

So I'm excited. One free. I'm sorry. Yeah, I want you to say I'm sorry. So I'm going to reserve that for my birthday. I'm excited. One frame. Sorry. You went with I'm sorry instead of taking her to pound town. What's wrong? We're always in pound town. I had a baby. Danny boy. I mean, that's probably when you're doing pound towns. A good time to have an I'm sorry. Hopefully when you're doing Pound Town, it's a good time to have an I'm Sorry. That would be the best. It's a good time to have it banked. Now, I'm sorry. Louder. Mean it.

Chad Oak, it's always a delight. What would you like to promote? Well, first of all, I've never been happier to lose in front of the fine people of Bakersfield. I love, cause like, when you pick Janet, I mean, I thought I'd only want to beat Janet and then Jess, come on, the sweet people here, thank you so much for having us. Bakersfield, come for the sights, stay for the losing. Yeah, absolutely, man. It's wonderful to lose here. It's our slogan. And speaking of losing, I'm going to be in Sunnyvale, California coming up at the end of the month featuring for Nick Garrett, the Rooster Teeth Feathers comedy club.

I love that club. I'm going to be there on May 1st doing this very podcast. Excellent. Yeah. Roosters, they call it now. Mm-hmm. Rooster. That's right. Can I say one more?

If you're in Bakersfield, April 29th, I'm opening up for Tom Green at the Nile. Oh, nice! Oh! He's dope as hell. You met him before? No, first time. Oh, man. He's awesome.

He's one of those... He's a go ahead and meet your hero situation, because he could not be nicer. Almost too nice. I almost punched him because he could not be nicer. Almost too nice. I almost punched him because he was too nice. No, but he's a real sweetheart. All right. Thank you again to everyone who came out this afternoon.

Oh, let's give out the prize bag. Who? Yeah! Yes. Who? Who? Who was Danny played for? Jess!

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We're doing a shot at the at the bar after the show fair deal fair trade something bottom shelf, you know, I mean crazy So hey, thanks for the bong. We're doing a shot like fucking use the fucking bong man Yeah, something next to the simple green under the sink, you know what I mean like a real You got to break that thing in Yeah, it next to the simple green under the sink. You know what I mean? Like a real... You gotta break that thing in. Yeah, it's pretty fancy. I will post a picture of me breaking this thing in on my Instagram. Congratulations, dude.

Tonight. Thank you. Hey, I'm gonna be at Mic Drop Comedy in Plano, Texas on May 1st to 2nd. So wait, I just said I was gonna be at Ro Texas on May 1st and 2nd. So wait, I just said I was going to be at Roosters on May 1st. So maybe Roosters is June 1st. Mike Drop just opened. Great club, Plano, Texas.

Yeah, I'm excited to go there. All of my dates are you know where. And let's hear it one more time for all of my guests. Chad Opitz. Whoo! Daniel Betts, DJ Danny Hill, Tanner. As always, what are you doing? What are you talking about?

Now it's time for Doug to watch another talk. He eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies. Yes!