Doug Loves Movies - David Huntsberger Guests

Episode Date: November 6, 2011

Doug is joined by comedian David Huntsberger to discuss his unhealthy obsession with the film "Point Break." Also, a nice long title gets built. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies coming to you from a hotel room in Minneapolis, Minnesota on Sunday, November 6th to Ocean's 11. My guest is comedian David Hunsberger. Hey, David. Hello, Doug. Hello. It's already starting.

I'm not Droopy Dog. You are Droopy Dog. I mean, you talk normal, but sometimes you droop into droopy dog. Like, if you were really sad about something, I might laugh at you. Because you sound so... You'd be like, oh, I'm happy, baby. No, baby. Oh. Oh.

All right. So anyway, we've been on a little mini tour together. On Wednesday night, we played Comedy Works in Denver. And, of course, you know, the state of Denver is one of my favorite states. And we played the Leonard Maltin game with audience members at Comedy Works against David Huntsberger. And let's see, what happened? There's a guy named K-K-K-Ken who played the category Doggone It and then lost to you.

Because I think, did you make him name it? Is that what happened? I made him name it in, I think, three names. Yeah, the three names. He did not recognize the three names from the classic Jaws that does feature a dog dying. And then Dylan was a guy with Dylan written on the side of a cucumber.

Carved into it. Carved into it violently. He said a very threatening, see you on the Weezer Cruise when you beat him to me. Weezercruise.com, by the way. him to me. Weezercruise.com, by the way. So he lost on what was the category he played? In theaters now.

And the movie was The Big Year. Oh yeah, I won, I guessed that one. Oh, you got that one right. And then, it's funny, I put it in theaters now and there just because some people just don't know stuff from 20, 30 years ago, and I pick a lot of stuff that's classics from the 80s and 90s and stuff. And In Theaters Now is just sort of like a bone, because you can at least guess the name

of a movie In Theaters Now. But I can't tell you how many times they pick that, and then they just stand there after hearing everything and go, I don't even have a guess. I go, name a movie that's in theaters now that's how blanked out people get is they can't even think or they or they think of a movie and they're like well i know it's not that so i'm not gonna say it yeah i mean it's it's deceptively difficult because of that because you have like two movies in mind you know there are a lot of their art and there's a dozen movies well i try to keep it to like big yeah you know, thousand theaters or more.

So then a guy named Austin Cutler came on stage and picked the category Comedy Bang Bang, which is comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang. It's action movies, action comedies. And the answer was Kick-Ass, and he actually got it right, right? Yeah, I think he did. Or no, he won. Either you didn't know it or he did. I think he did know it, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So congratulations to him. Thursday we were at Go Bananas in Cincinnati and the first contestant was somebody who tried to get your attention with his name tag. Oh, yeah. Because he went with Tunnel Guy Jeff. Yeah, he referenced Professor Blastoff. Yeah, it's your podcast, Captain Liftoff.

And that's Tunnel Guy is a thing from that? Yeah, yeah. So I kind of had to play to the hometown crowd there or at least um he you know he put some effort into it there are other people that had spent more time but his you know he put a little effort into it it was kind of cool yeah and he he and his dad were there together uh big fans of your podcast and mine and they're threatening to not threatening to they said that they plan next year to take a vacation out to California just to see a taping of Douglass movies.

But they did say that with a knife in their hand. That's exciting, yeah. Well, fortunately, as we know, as I learned traveling with you, you can't take a knife on the plane. I need my blade. You can have it in your check bag. You can't have it your carrier that's it was a horrible horrible feeling sir um is this your bag yes do you have a knife in it

and then just in my head going oh god i do i do have a knife i thought that was cool so tunnel guy jeff he lost i think on the inspect her gadget category dr t and the women was the answer starring richard gear and then someone named nikki came up and she lost on chit-chat changes oh yeah it was hulk it was hulk movies with where somebody changes from one thing to another thing and then um it was funny while we were playing Hulk at Go Bananas in Cincinnati. Somebody in the audience went bananas because when I said Nick Nolte, a guy in the audience yelled out, point break. Yeah, and I lost my mind.

Don't you ever disrespect point break. Yeah, you're crazy about point break. It's so good. But you acknowledge it's not actually good, right? It's good. It's a fun movie. It's fun, and I defy it's not actually good, right? It's good. It's a fun movie. It's fun. And I defy you to make a more fun movie.

And there's a point in it that it expresses like a moral almost or like an idea behind the movie. Oh, when Anthony Kiedis gets shot in the foot? No, when they're at the campfire and Swayze says, don't worry about this guy. It was never about the money. It's about showing those poor souls that inch along in their metal coffins every day that the human spirit is still very much alive. And that is what Point Break is all about.

I can't believe you memorized that line. It's a big-time line. Okay. But, yeah. I mean, it's really, it's like your mantra, I think, or something. You really embrace it. I try to, yeah. I don't want to let life pass me by inching along on the freeway,

so I channel Maswazy every now and then. All right, well, anyway, the bottom line is that Gary Busey was great in Hulk. then and all right well anyway the bottom line is that gary bucey was great in hulk and uh and then the nate mouse detective was this the tag that a guy named nate had which i thought that was pretty clever they took the great mouse detective and changed it to the nate mouse detective and his category was number one movies from five years ago and uh did he actually guess it i remember there's only three names. I think maybe that was one that... I think you went one name, and then you didn't...

The third name was Pam Anderson. No, no, it was... There was a funny story there where it was three names listed, and it was five years ago, number one movie, and it was, like, homophobic and really provocative and sort of racist and sexist yeah so those are the terms but i had sort of forgotten them and put them at the back of my mind i was really just focusing on the three names being billed and i was thinking what

movie has like just three names kind of and for whatever reason i just pictured the movie poster and five years ago and i went with shrek because Because you thought Shrek only had Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, and Mike Myers. Yeah, it was a terrible, terrible decision, but it was Borat. Borat was the answer, and then he won. So congratulations to the winners and the people who just got to get up there and embarrass themselves. I think people came off pretty good, though. Yeah.

I appreciate that people make the name tags and want to play and don't forget to make your own trailer for Santa Size Me based on my bit that's on the Pouty Mouth CD Pouty Mouth Pouty Mouth

put your Santa Size Me trailer on YouTube, and my favorite two-minute or less trailer depicting what Sanicize Me would should, you know, what the trailer to sell the movie Sanicize Me would be, you'll win the contest, and that particular filmmaker will get to be a future guest on Doug Loves Movies, either, you know, in your town, or we'll figure out a way to get you to L.A. I might not want to pay to fly you out to L.A. and put you up, so it might be easier for me to just come to you.

But we'll work that out when we have a winner. The deadline is December 14th, and the winner will be announced on the second annual 12 Guests of Christmas episode of Doug Loves Movies, which will be recorded at the UCB 12 Guests of Christmas episode of Douglas Movies, which will be recorded at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles on December 20, and then plop a few days later. All decisions by me are final, despite how suspect my decision-making abilities may be. Only one entry on YouTube so far,

and it's just a guy looking into the camera talking, but I want you guys to hear it, and we'll see what David here thinks of it. This is the only entry in the Santa Size Me contest. In a world where Santa Claus doesn't exist, one man is set out to prove a point. That no one can eat seven billion cookies in one night. Coming soon. Santa-cise me. This December.

He cracks himself up and decides to just stay with that take, where he breaks and laughs after saying... I like his mindset where he's clearly holding a camera just out in front of him, recording it, and then he starts laughing, kind of just at how dumb he feels at the moment, and that same line of thinking made him go, Well, I can't do the game. But I can post it.

I can post it. One man has set out to prove a point. That no one can eat 7 billion cookies in one night. That's my favorite part. No one can eat 7 billion cookies in one night. His face lights up. His head starts sort of oscillating a little bit. Yeah, so if you want to see it, just type in Santa Size Me,

and maybe that'll inspire you to make a little bit. Yeah, so if you want to see it, just type in Santa Size Me and maybe that'll inspire you to make a better trailer. That should inspire somebody at one of the big studios. They should make a trailer where it's just a guy filming himself, that shitty quality, for some huge movie.

For some amazing movie. Pirates of the Caribbean 5. Yeah. Just put that in theaters and people will be like, what the fuck? Or maybe have a really flashy, quick, like,

da-da-da-da-da-da, a bunch of action moments from the movie right after the terrible son of that guy. And that's the whole trailer. And he's gotten 18 views, so... Looking tough so far.

Yeah. He's really taken this contest by storm. Be sure to check out Douglas Movies Live in Minneapolis that we taped last night at the Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis during their 20th anniversary weekend. It's $1.99

in the comedy album section of iTunes. And the Lynn Bolton game is intense. Oh yeah. It's also you can get it at DouglasMovies.com and if you're not you know if you're not into the itunes thing and it'll it's available now or soon because it takes a little while for itunes to get them on there sometimes and then they sometimes they accidentally charge $9.99 and so please wait for it to come down to $1.99, because that's the price it's supposed to be. And here's a small spoiler, David.

We could have added needful things to owning Mahoney. Owning Mahoney needful things. Yeah, dang it. Yeah, owning Mahoney needful things to do in Denver when you're dead man walking, tall the president's men, don't leaving Las Vegas assassins. I came up with on my own. Vegas assassins't leaving Las Vegas assassins. I came up with on my own. Vegas assassins. Leaving Las Vegas assassins.

I should say that the other guests in Minneapolis were Ryan Stout and Jackie Cation, along with David Huntsberger, Droopy Dog. And there was a special guest appearance by Amy Schumer who came out and quickly got to racist material very fast. She loves to say shocking racist stuff in a cute way. And David and I saw Tower Heist yesterday. Yes, we did. Yeah, the movie that answers the burning question, can you dangle a car off the side of a building during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade without anyone noticing? Not a single shot

of even a child pointing, like, what's that car hanging from that building over there? On really the one day where the most people are looking up. Giant balloons are going by this building. Latinx already craned. That has a car dangling from it

and no one ever seems to care. And that's not the weakest part of the plot as far as things that line up. There are a lot of like, hey, wait, why would that guy be doing that? Where is that guy? Why did this happen? Yeah, it's just, it's a shame

because everybody that's in it I find very appealing and would enjoy seeing them in a funny, clever, heist movie. I think you nailed it when you said each of their performances individually are pretty good and yet mashed together, not good. mashed together, not good. Well, also because they just kind of do this thing. It kind of feels like that Gary Marshall movie, Valentine's Day, or maybe kind of an old school disaster movie where they kind of have to set up each of the characters very quickly.

So they all just sort of have one trait, one little backstory thing that's going to help, that's going to be important later in the movie. Like, yeah, I'm an electrician. I can crack safes. People are saying things like that when they're not an electrician or a safe cracker they're just bringing it up yeah as their one thing that they know how to do that oh later we're going to recruit them for the team they did they managed to do it like slightly more clever than you know when they shake hands and someone goes that's fun that's as funny

as the time in college when i met you and you were really good at juggling. They just say who the person is. But Eddie Murphy and Ben Stiller, that conversation where they remember each other from when they were six is pretty unbelievable. Oh, you were the kid always having the seizures. I can't even remember something like that from six years old. No, not even close. I can't even remember something like that from six years old.

No, not even close. Now it's time for Trailer Alert, because we saw some trailers. We did. Yesterday, before Tower Heist, there was Underworld something. What was the rest of the Underworld title? It's the third Underworld movie, right? It escapes me, yeah. Rise of the Lycans or something? I'd like to see Kate Beckinsale in under tit.

Because she wears that crazy leather outfit. She looks great in it, but I don't want to see two hours of her in that. Because you get kind of used to it. It stops being sexy after a while. Yeah, does she ever like, oh, that was a tough day, zip. Yeah, I think maybe she has a shower scene in one of them,

but it's discreetly shot, because her husband directs some of those movies. That's not cool. Yeah, she's a sexy lady, though. Then we saw the new Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol. Yeah, which sounds like a really stupid name,

but they sort of explain it in the trailer. They do, but it's like, I mean, now four Mission Impossible movies in, doesn't he always have to go rogue? Wouldn't the expression ghost protocol have come up in one of the earlier ones? If that was really what you call it when you're

you know, not, when you're sort of disassociated with the, uh, who do they work for? What's the name of it? They mention it in the trailer. It's like the MC They have some sort of name for it. But yeah, but Brad Bird directed this one and it's his first live action movie. And he did my favorite Pixar movie, The Incredibles.

And my favorite Vin Diesel movie, The Iron Giant. So I'm all about Ghost Protocol. You know, they show too much, of course. You get a real solid idea of what's going on. They just stop short at showing you who Tom Cruise is going to be wearing a mask of that he rips off, peels off at some point. Which I wish they'd just drop that. I wish that wouldn't be a thing. No way, that's the best.

I hate that. You don't love masks getting pulled off? Like, oh, he's a different guy. Because he does such a, he's got the mask on, but he also does an amazing impression of the person. They link up their voice. Oh yeah, that's right. They have a special chip that they stick in their neck. It all checks out with me, Doug. But not just the person. They link up their voice. Oh yeah, that's right. They have a special chip that they stick in the neck. It all checks out with me, Doug.

But not just the voice. How do they, they have some sort of thing that helps them with the mannerisms? Yeah. The way they walk and stuff? Because he did an amazing

Philip Seymour Hoffman in that one movie. There's like a Charlie Chapman element of them. When you join to become a spy, they send you like a really extensive

improv camp and you just learn how to do impressions and... Well, let me bring something, a weird thing up now that i probably mentioned before on the podcast charlie's angels the first one with drew barrymore and cameron d and lucy lu uh that movie in the very opening sequence this isn't a big spoiler for anyone who still hasn't gotten around to charlie's angels uh ll cool j is sitting on the plane uh and then it turns out to be drew barrymore he you know she pulls off the ll cool j face and then later in that same movie she and it's i guess it's cameron diaz or is it lucy lu no it's Cameron Diaz. The two of them dress up as men

and it just looks like them with their hair comb like a man and then a fake mustache. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. And it's like, if you could look exactly

like LL Cool J, why can't you just look like some white man that you're supposed to be with a mustache? Like, why is it the shittiest disguise ever? It's so,

it doesn't make sense. I mean, that movie's just silly from beginning to end. No, you're right. We should lamb-base Charlie's Angels for that. No, but that's my thing, that's my thesis, is that that movie for me had enough fighting and enough, like, you know, Crispin Glover being

weird and Bill Murray being funny. Like, I was really charmed by that movie even though it's not a great movie. But it was fun. So, like, even though that stupid thing happened with the mask that movie, even though it's not a great movie. But it was fun. So, like, even though that stupid thing happened with the mask, even though that happened, you know, at the time, I forgave it and enjoyed that movie and watched it, you know, even saw it a couple more times. Then, of course, the second Charlie's Angels was awful.

But I just wish that Tower Heist was more like, you know, because, like, Ocean's... Fewer masks or more masks? Like, you know, because like Ocean's... Fewer masks or more masks? The Ocean's movies are, Ocean's 11, 12, 13, are like, you know, they're certainly not great. And they're not hilarious. But they're heisty. They're very heisty. Like, there's fun.

Like, it's fun to watch all the machinations of their little plans and stuff. fun to watch all the machinations of what, you know, their little plans and stuff. Well, we were saying yesterday that the sort of anxiety you feel during a good heist movie of knowing there's a clock in your head and those FBI guys are on their way or the cops are coming or even hotel security that apparently at this really elaborate, fancy, top shelf tower that everyone lives at, they don't come a knocking when there's a ruckus. They just stay away. Oh, no. Well, there's a scene in Tower Heist where a lot of very, um,

you know, something gets destroyed loudly, and on the other side of the door is supposedly two FBI guys that are guarding the room to make sure nothing happens. And they don't hear it at all. They don't come in. So all that like anxiety you feel in a good heist movie, you feel like a similar thing

during Tower Heist, but it's more of a like, oh, this... Yeah, my anxiety is because I'm just sitting there wishing it was better. Yeah, exactly. It's just frustration brewing inside you. None of this is making any sense. We saw the trailer for Edgar,

and during that, in my head, I didn't want to bother you while we were watching it, but in my head I just kept yelling, Makeup, makeup, makeup! Makeup! There's Leonardo DiCaprio with his makeup face. They barely showed in the trailer, but there's evidently a period in the movie where he's like 80. Yeah.

They put on some white eyebrows, and he's 80. That guy, no matter what they do to him, he just looked to me, just looks like a kid, you know, and, and he should play characters that, I mean,

I know he can't play a high school student or even a college student, but it's just, I don't know. I, I, I think he's a great actor. I really like him, but I,

I think he, you know, goes, goes too far in these kinds of, these kinds of parts. And it just looks, that movie feels like I've seen it already. Just watching the trailer, it's just like,

oh, okay, or that it should be on HBO. No, I think the criminal element, as far as fingerprints and social security numbers and documents and sort of the beginning of Big Brother-esque tracking that the government has on people. That might be kind of fascinating to see what sort of red tape they went around and stuff. Yeah, that could be interesting.

Again, HBO movie. Well, they get all that out in the trailer. You know they get the most interesting parts, like with him saying, if we could just fingerprint people, we'll be able to find crooks. Okay, great. You don't like that? That scene extended isn't going to say much more information other than him

having that idea, you know? I don't know. I thought... I'm hoping it'll be good. But I'm bored to death by every other Clint Eastwood movie. He makes one I like

every once in a while, like Gran Torino. Yeah. But then he'll make something else that I'm just like... I honestly didn't even see Invictus or Hereafter

because I was just like, ugh. Or the one, the Angelina Jolie one. I should say, I think I'm going to be bored by every other one, so I just don't even see them. But you were right to do that with the Angelina one, which I still think...

What was that called? It was called Her Name, except with a couple letters changed at the beginning. Changeling, Angelina, the middle chunk of those... Changelina? Changelina. Do you think J. Edgar could have been played by Vince Vaughn? Don't they look very similar?

Ooh. I thought that would be... You know, I just... I like the idea that Clint Eastwood and Leonardo DiCaprio want to work together, you know, because they're both great at what they do, but I just think that it just looks like a boring Oscar-grab kind of performance.

You know, and just to me feels too similar to him being What's His Nuts in the Aviator. The Aviator, yeah. The trailer makes you

feel that way too. Even when, especially when he says, don't leave me! Yeah, he just sort of like, oh, here's another famous guy who had some good ideas, some shitty ideas,

and ended up being a fucking weirdo. Yeah. Isolated himself from everyone. Yeah, yeah. And you didn't know what was going on with his sexuality. And like, you know, I mean, it's just, maybe that's why he's drawn to it, because he just likes that sort of character arc, you know.

Safehouse was the other trailer we saw with Denzel Washington as a bad guy. That's good. But then something about Ryan Reynolds playing the bad guy, that's good. But then something about Ryan Reynolds playing the good guy is bad to me. I like him as an actor, but I don't know why he isn't sticking more to comedy. I guess because he looks the part of an action hero. Sure, he's in good shape. But yeah, it's hard to go from him as a comedy guy to them suddenly believing him. At one point being being i'm just an

office worker here i'm not a field agent and then the next scene you're supposed to flip a switch like but he's pretty badass for an office guy that sort of feel yeah well like back to um tower heist the early scene where ben Stiller's running down the street, he's doing it with fervor of like he's Tom Cruise in an action movie. You can tell. What was he going to do?

Hey, excuse me, terrorists, can I have my boss back? What the hell was he thinking? That's what I mean. He just tore after it. Everyone was like, oh, Ben Stiller's going to be such a cool action guy now. Shall we play a game? Sure. let's play some quick uh build a title how we doing on time we're doing all right on time um i decided since we're you know in minneapolis in a hotel room and we're two dudes sitting around by ourselves that we should do a movie that I'm told was shot in Minnesota by the internet called Beautiful Girls.

Ah, okay. You know, with that beautiful girl Rosie O'Donnell who was in that. Uma Thurman and a very young Natalie Portman, maybe like her second major film role. Yeah, I've seen bits and pieces of that. Timothy Hutton, that guy I've always liked. She's like 13 and Timothy Hutton

and her are in love in the movie. Is that what's going on? You should play the Timothy Hutton part in a I've always liked. She's like 13 and Timothy Hutton and her are in love in the movie. Is that what's going on? You should play the Timothy Hutton part in a remake of Ordinary People. What is that? Yeah, no, she's a little girl who has a crush on Timothy Hutton and he's just sort of like, yeah, you're cute, but see you in a few years. They should make a sequel now. Yeah.

Where he actually gets to hook up with her. Yeah. And it turns out she has a cock. One really peculiarly dangly ball. Wow. Not only does this

chick have a dick she's only got one ball. What a complete weirdo. It is oddly dangly. So you need to end with beautiful or start with girls? Okay.

Beautiful girls on the side. That's boys on the side right yeah it is again great sequel idea play the whoopi goldberg part crazy beautiful girls yeah crazy slash beautiful i predicted you might come up with that dang Dang it. Get out of my head. Yeah, so then I'm going to add to that. Remember, there was a documentary about that crazy couple where he threw acid in her face and then they still fell in love? Yeah. And it was called Love Crazy? Yeah, so Love Crazy Beautiful Girls.

Okay, you probably remember this one. Girls is a pretty good starter. Yeah, I'm going to say can't buy me love crazy beautiful girls oh okay I thought maybe you'd go or I would go the thing called love

but I like can't buy me love cause that might oh no I got it I got it god damn it this is fun um catch me if you can't buy me love ah beauty Oh, no, I got it. I got it. God damn it, this is fun. Catch Me If You Can't by Me and the Boys.

Ah, beauty. Crazy Beautiful Girls. So you need something that ends in catch or begins with girls. Okay. Girls and boys. Ah, it's Boys and Girls. Dang it, everything's boys. Why do boys get all the all the title breaks

you really can't think of a movie that's done to the word girls I know that's crazy what am I thinking girls

or something that ends in catch I've already got one for that the greatest catch no that's not a movie deadliest catch deadliest catch of the show girls I've already got one for that. The Greatest Catch. No. That's not a movie.

Deadliest Catch. Deadliest Catch is a show. Girls, Girls. Uh, yeah. Girls. There's probably a movie called Girls, Girls, Girls. I was thinking that, but I... No, there's not?

I don't know. But let's not do that. Okay. Let's do Girls... Um... Like if you were on Match Game, it was Girls Blank. I know, girls blank people listening are going insane right now

why is my brain not working I'd love to put an end to it soon yes, I know, okay well you think I'll do a plug you can see me and play Leonard Maltin against Graham Elwood at the Orpheum in Flagstaff November 12th.

Which is selling terribly for some reason. Like, they're just not moving tickets. Come on, Arizona. I mean, Flagstaff is kind of a small place, I guess, but I don't get it. Get your stuff together, guys. Drive there from Phoenix. Phoenix folks, go. Well, then I'm going to be at Stand Up Live in Phoenix

on November 13th, and it's not selling that great either. I mean, maybe everybody in Arizona just walks up or doesn't come at all. So I don't get it. And then I'm going to be, Graham and I will be at the San Jose Improv Sunday, November 20th at 420. Tipsy Crow in San Diego on Wednesday, November 23rd. December 10 show in Miami Improv. I think we're going to have to move it to a date that I'll reveal later

and for reasons that I'll reveal later. Do you have any girls movies? I can't do Girls Interrupted, can I? No, because it's not about some girls who were interrupted. It's just about that one. I don't know which one. I guess it's supposed to be Winona Ryder got interrupted. Yeah, her life.

She had to go to psychiatric jail. Girls Behaving Badly was a show. Maybe there's only one, but I'm just going to go ahead and pull the trigger on this and say girls just want to have fun. That's a movie? Yeah. Oh, geez. Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt. Oh, man.

I don't think I know that one they want to go to a TV dance contest hosted by Richard Blyde and then I thought of Summer Catch nice yeah yeah Summer Catch Me If You Can't Buy Me

love crazy beautiful girls just want to have fun and then I thought Fun house and then house on haunted hill wait but it starts with i so you could go with golden eye where it doesn't say i know what you did last summer oh yeah i like that golden i know what you did last summer catch me if you can't find me love crazy beautiful just beautiful girls just want to have fun house on haunted hill that's pretty good and then could you go hills have eyes after that golden what on golden hills have eyes like the hills have eyes yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm just

still trying to write down Golden Eye. I Know What You Did Last Summer. This is a really long one. Yeah. I don't know if there's anything that ends in golden. Oh, there's gold. What was that movie with... You Least Gold. I was going to say City Slickers 2, The Legend of Curly's Gold.

Oh my god, that's really to say City Slickers 2, The Legend of Curly's Gold. Oh, my God. That's really good. City Slickers 2. All right. There's got to be something that ends in city, right? Yeah. City Slickers 2, Legend of Curly's Gold. This is ridiculous.

We got to go take a group photo of all the comics that were at the 20th anniversary thing for acme this weekend yes uh okay city slickers 2 legend of curlies golden i know what you did last summer summer catch me if you can't buy me love crazy beautiful girls just want to have fun. House on the Hills. No, House on Haunted Hills. House on Haunted Hills have eyes. Have eyes. Of Laura Mars. Wow. I don't know if anything because it's Mars.

Mars attacks. Mars attacks! Never attack the block. No, you can't do that because of the S. Attacks. Attacks. Attacks.

Oh, was there a movie that had the word tax at the beginning tax shelter anyway tax season we gotta put a pin in this people will send us

their suggestions but golden I know what you did last summer catch me if you can't buy me love crazy beautiful

girls no you forgot about uh you forgot the beginning is um city slickers 2 the legend oh yeah

city slickers 2 legends and crullies golden's Golden. Oh, yeah. City Slickers 2, The Legends of Curly's Golden. I know what you did last summer. Catch me if you can't buy me. Love, crazy, beautiful girls just want to have fun. House on haunted hills have eyes of Laura Mar's attacks. Jeez, well done. That's a nice one. That's a beauty.

You have any plugs? Professor Blastoff. On iTunes and Amazon, you can get my compact disc called Humanitis. All right. And as always, Droopy Dog is a shit. Oh, my Twitter is at... Why do you do that? That's the last line of the show. You tried to do that last night, too.

You just want to keep talking about stuff when I'm trying to wrap it up. Troopy Dog is a shithead. Then the music comes in. Got it. You just did it again. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.

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