Doug Loves Movies - David Huntsberger, Jared Thompson, and Jon Casali Guest

Episode Date: May 20, 2012

Live from the Comedy Attic in Bloomington, IN, Doug welcomes comedian David Huntsberger to the show, along with Comedy Attic owner Jared Thompson and audience winner Jon Casali.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming they can stick these seats with 50 azotop or kernels in his feet. There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug the police. Hey everybody My name is Doug You knew that I love movies, you knew that as well This is Doug Loves Movies coming to you from The Comedy Attic It's right there for me to read

I don't even need this piece of paper In Bloomington Bloomy's, Indiana On Saturday, May 20thth to oceans 12 at 4 20 ish since last i spoke and you listened i got drunk now it's time for it is already? Now it's time for Watch This, Not That. Audience edition. Let me ask this guy. Do I have enough?

I don't. Lean into it, sir. What's your favorite movie? Favorite? Yeah, lean into it. Recently, I saw The Avengers. As your favorite? So, like, if you saw Dark Shadows yesterday,

then that would be your favorite? Easily susceptible. Okay, fair fair enough let's go over here how about you little miss sunshine little miss sunshine okay creep no that is an awesome movie that really is it's but it's you, it's kind of a weird choice for absolute favorite. So any reason for that? Do you have like a pageant background? Were you up for a little Miss Sunshine at some point and didn't get it? Had a

sex change? Saw the movie? Became a lifetime favorite? You don't have to answer. You know why? because you're not answering watch the Avengers not Little Miss Sunshine but Little Miss Sunshine is sexier this has been watch this not that, all my friends in Bloomington. That's you guys.

Hi. Pete Holmes is going to be here recording his podcast, You Made It Weird, on June 1st, right here in the Comedy Attic. Yeah. Yeah. Please fill the place. Do me a favor.

Fill the place like you did today, but with yourselves once again. But spend the entire time from the audience screaming, Denver, yeah! See how he likes it while he's trying to do a show. What does this say? I can't even read this part.

Oh, the next road recordings of Douglas movies are going to occur on May 28th at Zany's in Nashville, June 9th at the Comedy Factory in Baltimore, Maryland, and June 11th in New York City. Oh, no, that one sold out, so we added one on July 2nd, and those are both at the Gramercy Theater. Are any of you guys here today going to Bonnaroo this year? Any Bonnaroo people? It's so funny how of you guys here today going to Bonnaroo this year? Any Bonnaroo people?

It's so funny how people in Tennessee are like, fuck Bonnaroo. You're not even in Tennessee. Why did I say that? Planning for the Nashville show next weekend. It's going to be great when I say it there. Can't wait to get to the state of Nashville. I can't believe I was so surprised

that only three of you are going all the way to Tennessee to go to Bonnaroo. But you guys are going. Oh, we already talked about it yesterday, didn't we? All right. This is a wasted announcement. There was a guy I met at the show yesterday. He said he's going to come see Crank 2 High Voltage on Thursday.

But, of course, he also still has the option of coming on Friday to see Rambo, two movie interruptions I'm going to be doing in the cinema tent at Bonnaroo this year. The Levaks are here. Where are Jeff and Tom at? Where are you guys? Over there. You may know them as the winners of last winter's fake trailer contest. made that awesome Santa size me trailer that was a shot-for-shot remake of girl with dragon tattoo trailer not the movie oh my sense is being anally raped so yeah so thank you guys for coming in they came in from Cincinnati to see this today, the great state of Cincinnati.

And a new fake trailer contest is coming soon. And those guys are eligible, so everybody's going to have to step up their game. Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. At books underscore not underscore wooks, whatever that means, books not wooks, tweeted, was excited for Dark Shadows until I saw who's in it,

who directed it, what it's based on, and how shitty it looks. And then the last two words of the tweet, neat title. This has been Tweet relief Tweets about movies Let's look at the prize bags

Prize bags, plural An embarrassment of riches for you guys For somebody to win today We got some posters Which if I recall correctly Two of them are for Eastbound and Down The great HBO series And the third one's for something else and we'll have to ask him when he gets out here and then this bag says that all this stuff in this bag most of

it is from landlocked music a record store right here right down the block from the Comedy Attic so go by there if you like this sort of stuff. A vinyl album of Richard Pryor, Outrageous, was contributed by Landlocked Music. So that's pretty neat. And then I think a T-shirt, and then there's another T-shirt for something else. Wait a second. Did somebody really give me just a blank T-shirt?

It's not even a t-shirt. It's kind of a... Yeah, the sleeves are kind of long, and there's nothing on it. What a weirdo. That's not from Landlocked Music, though. There's a Landlocked Music t-shirt. Now, that's got something on it.

It's got a nice... What do you call those things? Lighthouse. Alright, so that's all in the landlocked bag. A shirt with nothing on it, Richard Pryor and some posters, two of which I know what they are and the third I've already

forgotten. Alright, so this is the embarrassing part, putting it all back in the bag. It's taking too long. I'll mess around with that later in the show. Then the bag I brought, I brought from my friend in Chicago, the comic book guy that made bags that say, Doug loves movies, prize bag,

and it's got the famous picture of me with a huge gunt. And I should plug his comic book again one more time because I brought that too. It's called Trouble Club, and it's an improvised comic with lots of different artists from, I assume they're all in the Chicago area, but they might be elsewhere.

One of the guests today brought several DVDs, Total Recall, the Schwarzenegger movie that's going to now be a Colin Farrell movie, and a four-pack of all the first four Police Academy movies. I'll probably remake those again at some point. And then also a copy of Serenity. So those are all there. Less applause for that.

And also I brought, just because I had it and i i probably won't watch it but it's a i think it's a great movie jackass uh 3.5 you know once you've seen it in 3d it's like why bother to watch it that way my cd a freak dance sticker freak dance from matt bester and the folks at ucb love them. And a shirt from House Bar. I went to House Bar last night, and they gave me a shirt. And I think also in here is a House Bar shot glass. And, oh, and from my friends

at Silver Surfer Vaporizers, a T-shirt that says that on it. You don't want to wear that walking down the street. Oh, and also something to put your just, you know, valuable things in that you... Things that you have that are of value and are very small and need an airtight

seal on the top. Oh, and these things. I'll show you what this does in a second, but there's one of these in here. Wow, this is maybe best prize bags of all time. These are pretty amazing. So not that the guests are going to be that big of a surprise to people that frequent this club or were here yesterday, but nonetheless, please welcome to the stage Jared Thompson, David Huntsberger, and John Casale.

Hey, guys. Hello. I have an entire cake. Oh, yeah. So a guy came up to me yesterday. He brought a cake for his name tag. I think his name is Logan Is he here today? No

He came up to me after the show Here, have this cake And then I said, we're gonna give it away tomorrow So whoever wins today Also gets a cake Most of the top of the cake is on the top of the Where It's clear evidence that this

thing was mishandled. It was originally $20.49 and Logan bought a cake that was $7.79 on clearance. Manager special. Meaning molds soon. Yeah, I don't know where you're gonna put that. I'm comfortable here. Maybe you should just...

Do you want to just throw it into the crowd See what happens Who wants this cake Or here Throw it against The new comedy addict sign I want to destroy that sign But just

Just put it down there Like yeah She'll watch it for you Okay There you go Well Oh wait Her name tag says

Cake eater So maybe I'm about to Put it near her She's got CDs For the prize bag too Oh yeah CDs

You forgot to give me those backstage. Hello, Robot and Whom and Imaness. I'm having a coughing fit all of a sudden. I don't know why. Now, Jared Thompson, owner, proprietor, so those are the right words, of Comedy Attic. You talk in your microphone. I know you're not a professional.

And what did you... You brought another thing out for the prize bag. This is the most insane prize bag. This is a $20 gift card to Brown County Winery and with a VIP tour with Jonas. Very exciting. Yeah, Brown County Winery, where their slogan is if it's brown, wash it down.

That lost them a lot of business did they let the yellow mellow yeah of course they do and it just goes hand in hand yeah just do everything in your life so that it rhymes that's the that's the important thing and this was given to me a guy in chicago people in chicago give me lots of cool stuff gave me have you guys seenetti poppers? It's this thing where you blow it up and it gets like that and then when you pop it I should have saved that for when somebody won the game or something. Yeah, and it all went

in my drink, so that's great. Can I get another vodka and confetti up here? Oh, that's fun. I just thought it was a club drug for gay confetti. I mean... John Casale comes up to the plate, you guys. He's our winner from yesterday.

He came up on stage and took David Huntsberger down in one round. And of course some of you may have, I bet you are here, a lot of you, and then some of you may have heard it because it's already on the internet today. The audio of you just soundly defeating David Huntsberger. Yeah, it was a beating.

And he had a Professor Blastoff name tag, so it was at my own doing that I... Yeah, you picked. I cut off my own head. Does that happen in boxing? I want that guy to beat my ass. I want that guy to take the title from me.

It's my decision. Guy in a Hawaiian shirt with a Professor Blastoff logo? Yeah, it's the equivalent of picking a boxing guy that's just 40 pounds heavier, shredded, third arm. Is that like the third titty from Total Recall? Yeah. Okay, so, John,

let me just ask you a quick couple questions. First of all, can you believe you're sitting up here with a club owner and two comics? Is this the most exciting thing that could possibly happen? It is, at least today.

What do you do for a living? Actually, court administration. Why do you laugh after you say it? Because you spend all day just thinking about movies. More or less. Actually, if you had asked me a week ago, it would have been shiftlessly about. But I start on Monday.

You just got a job? And this is our chance for us to help you lose the job yes it is because that was so much fun smoking reefer with you after the show yesterday when you won we got so fucking high and he was like women are stupid I forget what you said about black people, but... You didn't call them stupid. That would be ridiculous. Well, good luck with your new gig,

and I'm sorry that I lost it for you already. What happened? Oh, I was joking around about wanting... And they put confetti in this one, too. I can't believe. No, there wasn't... I'll drink a drink with this one, too. I can't believe. No, there wasn't... I'll drink a drink with confetti in it. I didn't need a new one, but that's how...

You got a great staff here. What's your name again, Jared? Doug Benson, man's man. I'll drink a drink with confetti in it. Why don't you call it Jared's The Comedy Attic? That'd be awesome. Since we're talking to you right now, you've got a club and a seven-year-old two you know so you say and uh seems like forever ago but uh do you uh do you get out to the movies at

all with all your responsibilities absolutely i usually have to go when uh his his mom my wife his mom his mom my wife and he are asleep. But yes, I've been to a few movies lately, if that's what you mean. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was getting at. Usually dudes with kids and busy careers come on my show and they just either haven't seen anything

or they've seen Megamind 50 times. Well, Doug, my passion for movies runs deep. What is your kid like so far? He sat through The Muppets, which was very exciting. He loves The Muppets movie, the new one and the original.

Of course, he's really into Monsters, Inc. right now, and all three of the Toy Story movies. He has good taste, also. You're also not letting him watch it, probably. No way. You're forcing your taste on him, and so far it's working out. Weren't you telling me there was something he didn't want to sit through? Well, no, he's refused a few things.

Like, we tried, I mean, there's stuff that he's just not ready for, like WALL-E. That's just, you know, there's no way. Why would you even try? It's never too early to learn about cockroaches and the destruction of the earth little boy uh no i mean you know he's you know he's he's pretty good he's a he's a good kid all right so far we'll see terrible twos um and so what movies as an adult have you snuck off to to enjoy well this week i saw the, which I liked a lot. Yeah?

I did. That was very funny. That's good to hear something positive about it, because the reviews have been kind of mixed, and I just don't get it. I like when he makes fun of people that don't know they're being made fun of. It was 75% as good as Borat. I'll say that.

You know, I love the way you come up with these figures. That's fine. You have a theory that Dan Telfer shared with me. Oh, shit. I kind of agree with it, that every movie could be 30 minutes shorter. Well, we were talking about this earlier. Actually, I would be okay with it

to get rid of the movies that are too long if every movie was 30 minutes shorter, if that makes sense. It did not make sense. That's fine. Yeah, what is that supposed to mean you know like uh you know like a give and take doug you know what i'm talking about so you would sure dude if you're gonna try to pay me in weed i'm going to be very no but your way of telling me that i'm gonna have to pay for that pb and j i just ate like the fantastic. Fox was not

30 minutes too long. So it's not every movie, but it's pretty rampant. Movies that are 90 minutes long aren't 30 minutes too long because then they'd be an hour and that would be a TV special or something. Movies that are two hours long or longer could always have a half hour cut out.

Absolutely. Yeah, I agree. But if there's something about a big action movie or a drama or Yeah, I agree. But if there's something about a big action movie or a drama or something, like, can you imagine like a 90 minute Schindler's List?

Come on, move it along! We get it! But I agree with you, it didn't need to be three hours long. Right, right. For sure.

Same with Titanic. Just like, Titanic should just be like, we hit an iceberg! You know, instead of all that other stuff it didn't need to be three hours long right right for sure same with titanic just like titanic should just be like we hit an iceberg you know instead of all that other stuff that happens and the parts where the old lady at the beginning and the end and throwing the jewel into the water like a fool like a goddamn fool i could live with all without those parts really anything that was two tapes when there was vhs it was just like all right the second tape is a little unnecessary but what people here remember two tapes yeah wow college college really is out for the year isn't it

the cutters have the run of the place for the next three months uh let's see what else so david huntsberger is here everybody next three months. Let's see. David Huntsberger is here, everybody. Hey, thanks. We just did a show together two days ago, so I don't think you've snuck in any movies since then. One day.

Oh, that's right. You were trying to say that I should watch it. You said you'd eliminated it from your life and I said, there are worse movies. I don't feel like it warrants complete elimination

from your life. It's at least we're singing and going, yeah, that sucked. I can't. The Anne Hathaway doing an English accent the whole movie,

I can't bear it. She's a good actress, though. She probably does it perfectly. It's probably impeccable. But it's still that American face actress that I know going, hey, what's going on? How you doing?

Or whatever the fuck. It just seems fake. Even when they're good at it. I didn't think that Renee Zellweger, I didn't buy that. I didn't buy whenever Gwyneth Paltrow does it. When Madonna does it, I don't get it. Because that's on the Today Show.

But you just have a problem with people talking in different accents. It's weird though, because I never have a problem with Meryl Streep. There's something about the extra craft that goes beyond creating a character instead of just having the proper accent.

How do you feel when it goes the other way, when British actors have a pretty good American accent? goes beyond creating a character instead of just having the proper accent. Yeah. And I don't think... How do you feel when it goes the other way, when British actors have a pretty good American accent? It's amazing! It makes me wonder, why don't they just lose their fucking accent all the time? Just quit being so British.

Like, why is Hugh Laurie going on talk shows and being all British-y when he... We know he's house. We know he's a big faker. But yeah, I'm always impressed. All the way back to... I missed the golden opportunity to say no on his house. All the way back to Bob Hoskins in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

I thought he was amazing in that with his American accent. Why are you laughing at that? I like that. Okay, but, why are you laughing at that? I like that. Okay, I think we covered all the, have you been to the movies lately, John? Actually, I saw Avengers this morning in preparation for the podcast.

Oh, so you had not seen it yet. I had not seen it yet. And had all the kind of hype and talk about it and things you'd heard about it kind of ruin it? Or did you still go in fresh enough? Honestly, I went in fresh enough and enjoyed it,

although for an action movie, you could feel every single minute of that running time. I'm telling you. It was all along. I only need to hear about the Tesseract once, and then they can move on, you know? Like, what's in that box? A Tesseract?

Okay, good. Good to know. And yeah, I gotta see it again because I really was so disappointed by it and people love it. So now I feel like I'm missing out on something. But I gotta go

give it another try. But I still, even after watching it again, will say, why isn't Scarlett Johansson kicking the shit out of people constantly? I definitely agree. She has a great action scene, hand-to-hand combat at the very beginning of the movie, and then never does it again,

or kind of does it at the end, but the aliens are too big to have hand-to-hand combat with, unless you're the Hulk. What's a weird combination that this elite fighting squad has a Hulk and then a girl who knows karate? Those are just on a spectrum. And a guy who's good with arrows. She's a girl that knows karate with red hair.

That's a very important distinction. Yeah, and she's also got a pass that they keep hinting at. It's like, what did she do? She cuts to the front of lines? That sort of pass? Something. She did something in her earlier life that she's very ashamed of. Oh, a pass.

What did you think I said? A pass. Like, she could just go to Disney and be like, got this pass. Oh, right. And then just, oh, and she goes. I'm pretty sure that skin-tight jumpsuit she wears does work got this pass. I'm pretty sure that skin-tight jumpsuit she wears does work as a pass for

any place she wants to go. Alright, so Avengers, One Day, and what was yours? The Dictator. Dictator. And you guys all recommend all of those movies. With you guys and your lack of patience and a strict no-two-tape policy,

how do you feel about old movies where they didn't take their time and really set up stuff and everyone always raves about, oh, back in the golden age of film and they would create a moment and now you need non-stop stimulus. No, but that's the thing.

I worried and I was correct about The Avengers that it would be too Transformers-y, which is my way of saying too much action and not enough, like, just stuff that's interesting. Or also action where that guy almost got crushed by an entire building. Good thing he stepped out of the way in time. Like, everything the Avengers do, at any point, any of them could get smashed like a bug and then we'd be like, oh shit, we just lost an Avenger. If that battle was really happening.

But since it's a fake movie, everybody survives except for some character they introduce two seconds before they kill him. I'm not saying that happens. Can we not lose one of the Avengers? Is this a thing that's already written? How could they get rid of any of them?

I mean, I don't know. That's what I'm asking. If all of a sudden, I need Jameson. Jameson, can they die? They can die? Oh, shit. Well, they should have died then. One of them should have died and I would have been, you know.

Why did you just go Jameson? Like, do you have a butler that reads comic books? No, but he wears a Green Lantern shirt. He's going to know the answer. Oh, okay. Well, let me ask you about Stephen King Overlook Hotel shirt. Where is that hotel? Where is it in the

book? Where is it in the movie? And where is it in real life? Go. Colorado, Colorado, and Colorado. I think the movie's in Maine or something, isn't it? No, it's in Colorado. I mean the book. Oh. Aren't all Stephen King things in Maine?

I think most of them are. I don't know the answer, actually. How fucked up is Maine? Which is going to be a recurring theme for the evening, is that I don't know the answer. No, it's not, and it's the afternoon. Shit. So, wrong again. Shit!

All right, I've got to ask the question. Does anybody hunger for games? First, I'd like to play a recent addition to the show that I'm very excited about because I'm the best player of it in the world. Not for long. Johnny C steps up to the plate again.

It's called ABC D's Nuts. I thought the game would be sweating profusely because then I was going to side with John. He's probably much better. Do you need a towel? I feel bad for you, buddy.

You know, David, this isn't the time. On this hot stage, on this hot Sunday afternoon, sitting next to the three of us, is no time to start bragging about how you're going to sweat less. It's my one skill. Fucking so good at not sweating. You said sitting next to us like that was making him hot, like making him sweat.

Oh, wow. I mean, you are very attractive, but you know. It's like three potatoes and a french fry up here. All just cooking under the lights. But, anyway, if you get a chance to catch David Hunksberger's stand-up, it's terrific. He doesn't sweat at all. Zero sweating in this, I vow.

Every show. Yeah, I don't know how he does it with that material, but he... He manages to never... You'll never see him sweat. He balms calmly. Hey, shut up, you guys. Hey, everybody, I'm David Hunksberger. Hey, everybody., you guys. Hey, everybody, I'm David Huntsberger.

Worst impression. Well, I think it's pretty accurate. I want a Green Lantern shirt. Okay, so let's play ABC's These Nuts. Now, should I play or should I sit this one out? All right, I'm in. But I can't start because I already know what the first letter's going to be. Because we're not going to start with A.

Oh, shit. Yeah. We'll start with... Jared will go first and then David and then John and then me. And we'll start with... Jared will go first, and then David, and then John, and then me. And we'll start with the letter L. There's any movie that starts with that. Oh, you don't know this game? I don't.

What it is, is we go around in order, and the next person has to do the next letter of the alphabet. And it can't be a movie that starts with the letter The, unless it's the letter T. So that makes it extra difficult. And you have to start by naming any movie that begins with the letter L.

And it's a speed game. So do it right now. Lost in translation. Bam! Men at work. Nobody's fool. Oh. Persepolis. Whoa, I don't know if you pronounced that right.

Quigley down under. John has a nice Quigley down under. That's what I call. You don't know the half of it. What? Does the Quigley match the drapes? Does the curtain match the Quigley? I don't know the

expression. Okay, so R to you, John. Reservoir dogs. Oh, okay. And I'll go straw dogs. You get the precious T. You could just say any movie that begins with the if you want. Oh yeah. The Ten Commandments. Why'd you look at me aggressively? The Ten Commandments?

Deal with this. Sir. Sir, please. It's T. You're next. I'm gonna go Under Siege 2 Dark Territory. Skip right to the sequel. V for Vendetta. What's that make of me? What am I?

V, W, Waterworld. X-Men Origins. Nice. That's a thing? That's a thing. Doesn't have to be the whole title, though. Which one was X-Men Origins? Well, I'm not going to say if he doesn't know.

Well, it's the newest one, isn't it? No, no. All right, then X-Men Origins? Well, I'm not going to say it if he doesn't know It's the newest one, isn't it? No, no Alright, then X-Men Origins, it's not the newest one But I don't think there is one called X-Men Origins, is there? It's a partial title It's a subtitle of Wolverine, so you're out Shit, I could have just said X-Men I tried to get cute

I know I watched you get cute. I know. And I thought it was the new one which I liked. I watched you get cute. It was adorable. So is X to me now or can I just skip to Y? No, you gotta do X. Dang it. How hard can it be? Y to you, John. You've got male. Okay. Y to you, John.

You've got mail. Okay. I get Z, so I'll go with Zoolander. Alpha dog. Obvious one. Alpha dog. Oh, you're going back to A? Isn't that the idea?

I guessed ahead. B, John. Big business. I guessed ahead. B, John? Big business. I don't know why people are laughing at that. I'll go with Cutter's Way. Cutter's? I'll go with

Dawn of the Dead. Eat it, John. Three, two, one. End of the Dead? Eat it, John. Three, two, one. End of the World? What? You mean to look it up? No, don't.

He's out. I mean, I'm sure there's... I think there's a movie that has End of the World in the end of the title, but I don't think it begins with end of the world. So, sorry, dude. Eraserhead. Funny Farm. Go.

H. House Party. iRobot. J. Jaws Kickass Lost at Sea Lost at Sea?

What's that? Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon That's called Lost at Sea? Out to Sea Out to Sea I win Damn it I will always win Why didn't I do Lost in Translation? I'm the worst Out to sea. No, they're wrong. Out to sea, I win. Damn it.

I will always win. What did I do? Lost in translation. I'm the worst. Because that came up already on the L's. Oh, okay. In fact, you did it. You got to do a new one. No, I did it.

No, it was Steve did it. Yeah, yeah. But that was fun. No pressure, you guys. It doesn't matter that I win every time. I was rooting for you, man. I know. I tried. Now, this next game actually is important.

And this one you know. Build a title? Yes. Okay, let's play some Build a Title. The winner of this game is going to be going first in the Leonard Maltin game. And that's what you really that's that's what you really want that's what you really want to do you want to get control early and the Leonard Maltin game so it's no movie called lost at sea

since I gotta make that so much suspense just right in the time I think there's a move done ladybugs lady and rub it in all day. I wonder if the second runner-up in the Miss America pageant also does that to the first runner-up. I don't know. Lady Sings the Blues. Your teeth could be a little smaller. Did you type? Did you use Vaseline? Lowdown Dirty Shame.

Love and Other Drugs Lucky Lady Lindbergh Baby That's not a movie It should be though Alright Dave You lasted the longest in that So we'll let you go first And build a title

Great And then we'll go to John and then to Jared and your first title, suggested by Brack the Man. B-R-A-K the Man on Twitter suggested Air Bud.

So you need something that ends in air. Con Air Bud. Okay. John, you need something that ends in air. Con air bud. Okay. John, you need something that ends in con or begins with bud. This is going to be tough.

It really is. I can think of one for bud, but I'm not able to think of one for Bud, but I can't. I'm not able to think of something for Khan. It's going to be a tough one. You got anything? You should be thinking ahead, Jared. Believe me, I am.

Air Bud 2, Golden Retrievers. I'm not kidding. Retrievers, plural? Yep. Wasn't it? Receiver, dummy. It's a football instead of a basketball. I just met him yesterday.

I'm calling him dummy. You fucking idiot. That was a great try, though. Yeah, very smart. I've got to look that movie up now for no other reason than to see what Leonard Maltin thought of it. Because I bet you he didn't like it. He watches Air Bud 2,

Golden Receiver? He's more likely to watch that than a horror movie. He's not big on horror movies. Yeah, Air Bud Golden Receiver. Two and a half stars from Leonard. Title canine catches pig skins rather than shoots hoops. As I said, less eloquently a moment ago. He and the young owner joined the school football team.

Plus a pair of Boris and Natasha like villains plot to abduct the pooch for their traveling circus. Who played those parts? Nora Dunn, I guess, was one of them. Tim Conway was in it. Alright, back to you, Jared. David Huntsberger is the winner everybody

Oh really I just can't think of anything Oh okay I had Air Buddy System I had Air Buddy Holly Oh It was the Buddy Holly story Yeah but that would still work Buddy Holly story Alright I'm saying the Buddy Holly story

I think I did that last time So David wins the point And this time we'll start with All right, I'm saying the Buddy Holly story. I think I did that last time. Sorry. So David wins the point. Yes. And this time we'll start with Jared and go to John. Jared, you get to start with the title suggested by, I hope I'm pronouncing this right, Carida, C-R-A-E-D-A. And the title is Smokey and the Bandit.

What do you think of that? Ends in Smokey. Begins with band it. Okay. Is it allowed to just do... Can you just do the word? You've heard the podcast. Okay.

It. Smokey and the Bandit. It's already in there, in there We can't do that And that was a TV movie Okay It still lives Is that a thing? Listen

Have you been taking Graham Elwood pills? I have to say I would If they were available Oh right Yeah sure Isn't it

It still lives Come on It still lives Why on It still lives Why are you looking at me I think you know Because you know It's alive I remember that

That's what I said Because the ad campaign Was a baby bassinet And then this fucking Scary claw Hanging out of it It was awesome It's alive right

Yeah What was the sequel To It's Alive Do you know It's Alive Again It's Alive Again I had Can I go Is it me And then the third one Was to It's Alive? Do you know? It's Alive Again. Can I go? And then the third one was called It's Alive Some More.

It took place at a campfire. You wouldn't believe this. Still living. Number four. Okay, so Jared's out. I'm going to say... Wait, we're going to John this time, right? It happened last night.

Yeah, there you go. Smoking the bandit happened last night. You see John this time, right? It happened last night. Yeah, there you go. Smoking the bandit happened last night. You see how this works, Jared? He's just here for Leonard Maltin game. That's where he really excels. Oh yeah, one night. Not last night. I mean, some shit happened to me last night,

but it's not a movie yet. So does that count then? I think this crowd doesn't think it should count He's one of your own Come on, give it to him Give him a chance Okay then, David You brought this one yourself

Smokey and the Bandit happened one night There's a movie starring my friend Chell Bjorgen. It's worse than The Room. It's one of the worst. It's called Night Creep. Can we use that? It's an actual movie.

I've seen it. It's hideous. It might not be on there. It's not I have a backup one, but I'd like to use Night Creep. I'd like to hear your backup one. Damn you. Night at the Roxbury. Oh, okay. That's perfectly good. You just want to get Night Creep in there to mention your friend, Snil Snorgen?

Yeah, get it out there. Snil Snorgen? What's his name? Snil Snorgen. Snil Snorgen. Do you ever go snorkeling with Snil Snorgen? Snim-snorgamim? Snim-snorgamim. Did you ever go snorkeling with Blargon again?

Okay, so wait, what did you go with that said? Night at the Roxbury, okay. And Jared remains out. What do you got now, John? Smokey and the Bandit happened one night at the Roxbury. Buried Alive? Night at the Roxbury at Alive. I like it. David?

Damn it. Alive. I know. He wouldn't have been able to do anything with Creep. He would have had to add the word show to it. Exactly. You could have just done Night of the Creeps and still it would have worked. Oh, now you're showing off? Yeah, wait. I fought for you! You're up here. How dare you.

I fought for you. You're up here. How dare you? I fought for you and I died for you. What do you got? Live. Yeah, you know how I don't like dead air, so just keep making that noise. Is there a movie called gun smoke guy behind me it's a TV show up in smoke hey okay you both you both have screwed up on this one so that I won't throw Up in Smoke. Hey. Okay. All right. Jesus.

You both have screwed up on this one, so I won't throw either of you out. We'll keep going. John. Alive and Kicking. Oh, yeah. Alive and Kicking. Up in Smokey and the Bandit happened one night at the Roxbury to Alive and Kicking.

David. Kicking and screaming. Up and smoking in Nevada happened one night at the Rocks buried alive and kicking and screaming. He's literally writing this down as he goes here, Doug is. It's really happening.

You thought he just spoke out loud to himself like that normally? You think I can just remember all that shit? Somebody's gotta be in charge around here. Fired Up. It's a cheerleading movie starring Eric Christian Olsen. Oh, what shelf in your library is that one on? Okay, Fired Up, It's Smoky the Bandit Happened one night

As the rocks Buried alive And kicking and screaming David You can do it I can? No Does this seem like

Oh, I got one You do? I think so Yeah, I do I got one Right? I don't think I got one. You do? I think so. Yeah, I do. I got one. Right? I don't think I have one.

Fired? Don't you have one? Yeah, well, sort of. Anything, David? You're fired. Bad movie. No, you are. Damn it. John wins that round.

Let's hear it for John, everybody. What'd you have there? I'd go with Under Fire. Courage Under Fire. I always went with Courage Under Fire. Damn it. St. Elmo's Fire. We're fucking kicking you all over the

place. Quest for Fire. Fire, Fire, Fire. Pants of fire Man on fire Too bad they didn't do a sequel to Liar Liar Yeah, if they'd have done that You would have been great at this game

Oh, I'll go with Liar Liar Pants on fire for the win Alright, we gotta do another one I'm just fixing the prize bag over here. Just trying to be useful. Whoever leaves here tonight, I hope they have two arms and a friend. Because they're going to have two bags and a cake to carry out of here. Or, if you're like me, it would be fun to go out onto Walnut

and just throw that cake into the middle of the intersection. And then watch cars go through the cake could you get in trouble for that is that probably get a ticket or something right only if they saw you Doug oh okay yeah at least it's got somebody else's name on it does it is it like a is a used happy birthday cake is that what it is I don't know because he also does the whole part where the person's name would be written on there got smushed because he says he dropped it on his way here. Okay.

Are we still, is this show still happening? Okay, so the next one, we'll start with Jared and go to David and this one is suggested by someone called Changing My Plea. You're actually here today? That's nice. That's funny

when that happens because I put it out to the international Twitter audience and Changing My Plea is here in the room right now. So that gives me the opportunity to say why Changing My Plea? It's a Morrissey reference. A Morrissey reference. A Morrissey reference. Okay.

That expression does make me want to feel, I feel like crying and being alone. So that's perfect. And your first title to start off with, Jared, is a movie called, and this is why I picked it, because this is a great one for this, Three Ninjas Kick Back. Three Ninjas Kick Back Draft.

Yeah, they do. It's the first one I've ever gotten when we've done this. I've missed every time other than just now. And yet, there's no applause for that. It's true. David? Oh, God.

Three. So something that ends in three. Or draft. Or begins with draft. So something that ends in three. Oh, no. I think I might have thought of something. For draft.

Yeah, I was thinking of... Yeah, I have. After the... Yeah, you're on the right track. Fall? Yeah, after the fall. Right? Okay.

That's what I would have said. Okay, three ninjas kick back after the fall. Into me. Fall into me? Yeah, fall into me. Who's in that? I think that was Freddie Prinze Jr., wasn't it? Wow.

What was it called? Down to you. Down to you. There is one similar fall to me, but I'll do Men in Black 3 then. See? See? Right? I was going to do.

I was going to say Toy Story 3. We're getting a lot of this today. People are under the impression wouldn't it be great if you were on Jeopardy and you got a second chance after the first answer is wrong and you go, Alex, what I meant to say was... But sometimes he'll clear it up with them.

He'll be like, I mean, who is Albert Einstein? Yes. He'll say more specific or full name or something like that. Or gonna need a completely different answer. Quickly. We're gonna need you to give us a correct answer.

Right, right. Okay, so John's out then. With the fall into me thing. So then the awkward Toy Story 3. Okay, you're going Toy Story 3, Ninjas. Kick back draft. Kick back drafter the fall, right?

Yeah, drafter the fall. Toy. Oh, and I can't do the... Can't do the Toy. Okay. Falling Down. Yeah. Falling Down. Defense.

Okay, so Toy Story... Do I have to do the whole thing every time? No, I'll say it for you because I write it down. I'm very impressed is what I was trying to say. It didn't come off that way. You were pointing it out because you were impressed that I was writing it down? Yeah.

I wouldn't have remembered it. Toy Story 3, Ninja's Kickback Drafter, The Falling Down. Periscope. Yeah. Yeah. David, Toy Story 3, Ninjajas, Kick Back, Draft, or the falling down periscope?

Scope. Paris. Cope. Is there a movie called Tolstoy? That's right, right? I'm going to just kick someone out of the game when they start with, is there a movie called? It is not a guessing game.

I feel like it is a movie. Knowing a title and saying it, Gabe. Oh, they mean the movie Tolstoy? Okay, you're out. Dang it. And who's that leave? Jared. Jared gets a point. And who's that leave? Jared. Just Jared gets a point.

We have a three-way tie. I need to drink some more of this confetti. Okay, so we'll start with you, David. We'll go to John. Would periscope floats work? Would that have worked? Scope floats? Only if for the rest of your life you pronounce it,

hey, I'm going to go look through that periscope. Open season would have, though. Open water, open season. I'm really good when there's no pressure yeah that's the trick to these things Merkin McGee I don't know what his Twitter name is but Merkin McGee suggested and like we'll start with you, David, and we'll go to John. Suggested, I know what you did last summer. Catch. Okay, summer catch.

Now, that does have Freddie Prinze Jr. in it. Catch me if you can. That does not have Freddie Prinze Jr. in it. What do you got, Jared? Does it begin with can or end with I? Will you build it for me? So I can hear it. So I can stall.

Please, come on. I know what you did last summer. Catch me if you can. Summer, catch me if you can. Can. Make that noise I was making for you there. Or ends with. Or something. I tuned that out. I didn't even know you were doing that. End that noise I was making for you there. Or ends with. Or something.

I tuned that out. I didn't even know you were doing that. Ends with I. You were doing like a drum roll for me? I was, but it's fine. We don't have to worry about it now. The king and I. Oh, delightful.

I was just waiting for you to come up with cat's eye or red eye but you went king and eye that's really good okay so David you need ends in king or begins with can okay um can

can did someone yell pass? Can't hold me down. I don't know. You're out. You're out. You're out. For the rest of the show.

Get off the stage. Step on that cake. Bootstomp that cake. Lord of the Rings, Return of the King. Oh, okay. Nice. I'm just going to write down L-O-T-R. R-O-T-K.

All right, so Jerry, do you need something that ends in Lord or begins with can? I think the thing people have trouble getting their minds around is it doesn't have to be the word can right so can is part of other words okay right right well I can't think of anything that starts with candle I mean I've tried that actually I just thought of one

oh that's nice. Stop flirting with me. I would... Okay, you're out. I'm out. So does that just leave John? Can't buy me love? Well done, sir. How stupid am I?

What is wrong with me? I tried to tell you how stupid you were without coming out and saying it. Can't stop the music. Yeah, yeah. It just goes on and on. I like the name of our band. The Candle Mass.

Yeah, that's right. But movie-wise, there's Candle Shoe. Candle Shoe, remember that? Candle Box, someone yelled out. That's not a movie. No, I know. Let's change this to Doug Loves Music. So John won that round, right?

And John is our winner overall. Nicely done. I don't think we're surprised at all. Is that right, David? No. He was using very big words backstage, so we thought that would happen. John Casale, an underdog story.

Yeah. I mean, an underdog tale. Okay, so now it's that time where we are going to finally get to the Leonard Maltin game, and what we need from the audience is to show us your name tags. What a delightful array of name tags. I'll take the pizza. Oh, someone brought a pizza

Thank you What is that? There's a lady with a possum over there Don't you have rules at this club? People can come into this club with a possum? It's like swinging a dead possum around over there. Screaming possum. I'm sorry, lady. Is that possum sleeping

or pretending to sleep? You have a delicious corporate pizza right there. Take it easy. It's not a corporate pizza. No, it looks good. I thought it was because of the Papa John's. Mine is Sarah the Clocktower because Back to the Future is my favorite movie. Did Sarah know that?

I don't know. I don't know Sarah. Okay. But why would the clocktower be called Sarah? Because her name is Sarah. But what does it say under that? Save.

Oh, I get it now. She changed the word save to Sarah on the Save the Clock Tower piece of paper. Let's show everybody. Oh, but this is cute. It's got a little thing on the back so you can actually pin it to your shirt. Here, pin that on your shirt.

Hang on you like a special child. You know, Sarah, if I wanted to wear my Back to the Future shirt, I would have. I'm wearing a Shining shirt. Thank you very much. I just thought of something, you guys. I gotta do something really quick. It may not be a very good payoff. We can cut this part out of the show if it's not

as fun as I think it's gonna be. But hang on a second here. I'm gonna move this glass. I'm gonna put this over here. could you throw that possum up here here we go possum coming in oh it's adorable now were you gonna let they whoever picked this we're gonna let them keep it hell no well how would you feel? Do possums like cake? How do possums feel about cake? Because I'm going to dip it in cake and then throw it back at you.

Oh, this is bad. Jared's going to be like, don't ever come to my club again. All that confetti and cake. Oh, this is bad. Jared's going to be like, don't ever come to my club again. All that confetti and cake. Oh, this is disgusting. Yeah, I really want to do that. Why would you question this? Everyone's going to love it.

Just throw it in the wash later. It'll be fine. I knew they'd be disappointed, but she looks so upset. She was like, call the Better Business Bureau. Did she keep saying that Possum's been through a lot? He's had a hard life.

His parents abandoned him him He overcame heroin Dropped out of school Picked up odd jobs Now here he is getting dunked in cake How about we find out why it really did have a hard life It survived a fire And you're worried about cake The poor possum probably wants cake Let him eat cake It survived a fire and you're worried about cake?

The poor possum probably wants cake. Let him eat cake. It would have been so cute watching him burrow through that cake. But out of respect to her and her dumb possum. Fire possum. Look at this cake. You really can't tell who it was happy birthday to. But it's disgusting.

And we're going to... Let's seriously throw it out in the middle of the street after this show. Watch cars drive through it. They'd probably drive around it. They'd probably be like, ooh, what's that blue dead thing? Such a gross color, too. All right, well, I had a fun idea. We'll cut that part out. People were so excited to see that happen.

Oh, look at that frost. Anybody want some frosting? Little Miss Sunshine? Okay. Leonard Maltin game. Oh, John's playing for Brett, the original Maltin's Milk Balls. Which is a reference to the Cake Boss calls it Maltin's Milk Balls.

Cake Boss. Oh, Ice-T called it that. You're right, you're right. Ice-T! And so you're playing for Brett, and David is playing the pizzas from Amanda, and the clock tower, of course, is Sarah. Everybody, Sarah the clock tower.

If you do anything to the clock tower, make sure you Sarah it. John gets to go first. Then we'll just move across this way to David and then to Jared. And thank you, Jared, so much for having us again here at the Comedy Attic.

We love doing it. Yeah, it's super fun. Let's see what kind of categories we've got for you to choose from. John, would you like to play... At Five Second Stare suggested Tango and Cash, which is films that feature strippers. At Gookie Cookie, Gookie underscore cookie,

suggested Run Forest Run, and that's movies where there is a chase in the forest. A forest chase. Or your third option, John, Two Letters. That's a movie that only has two letters in the title. Which one of those would you like to play? I'll do Two Letters.

Okay, this movie has two letters. Leonard Maltin says about this movie that it should have a two-and-a-half star rating on a scale of bomb to four stars. He says that this movie is about a person who is obsessed, and he also says that it is well acted by a no-name cast. He lists six names. He lists six no-names.

So how many do you think it'll take you to get it, John? Did you say the year? No, I didn't. 1998. 98, two and a half stars, an obsessed person, and it's well-acted, no-name cast. I'll do six names. Okay. How many of those no-names

do you think you need, David? Five. Okay. Yeah, go ahead and name that. I'm just curious, David, why you didn't just ask John to name it. I'm trying to think of two-letter titles. It doesn't seem like there are a ton.

Okay, I'll give you your five names. We'll see what you do with those five names. A.J. or A.J. Nedu. That's probably the biggest of the five names. Because I think he was in an office

space. Steven Perlman. Pamela Hart, Ben Shankman. I've heard of Ben Shankman. I know who that is. And Mark... You get five? Mark Margolis. Oh. What two-letter title do you think it is?

Oh. O-H. That's not a thing Oh Oh, the Christopher Hewitt story Behind the scenes of Mr. Belvedere Oh No, you don't get another guess That was your guess

And the correct answer is pie. P-I. Pie. Damn. That was close. That was a tough one. And that means that Jared is on the board. He's got a point.

Jared, check this out. I'm going to write that down. You're going to be so impressed. Guys, he's writing it down. Look at this. Jared, boom, one point. I have a point. Yeah, there you go.

All right, let's start with John and move towards Jared. And John gets to pick between the following categories. Would you like Bully? That's movies where someone is bullied. Or Peggy Sue Got Marley'd in Me. That's movies where Kathleen Turner dies. I'm just going to walk around like a weirdo. And your third option is...

Probst Protocol. As in Jeff Probst Protocol as in Jeff Probst and that's movies that take place all or in part in the wilderness so which one of those would you like to play John? Bully, Kathleen Turner or Wilderness? I'll do Bully this movie where somebody is bullied

is from the year 1980. Leonard Maltin calls this movie pleasant. And he also says, did I say you guys gave it two and a half stars? It's from 1980, it's pleasant, and it was filmed in and around Chicago. Yeah. And he lists about eight names. and it was filmed in and around Chicago. Yeah. And he lists about eight names. So how many names do you think you can get it in?

We'll try eight. Out of eight names. Okay. Eight names. Is it me or? It goes to Jared because he challenged last time. How many stars did you say? Two and a half. Hmm.

Someone in the audience says. Hmm. 1980. Hmm. I'll go ahead and say name it. Really? 1980. I mean, you know.

No, I don't know. Explain it to me. Don't you want to Sarah the Clocktower? I would love to. There's no way you're going to Sarah the Clocktower with that kind of play. Okay. Let's see if he can do it. So how many names does he get?

Eight names. All eight names. All right, I can do it in seven names. I can do it in seven names. I'm just saying. Yeah, I'll do it in seven names, and I won't get it right, but that's fine. Well, you also have about as much poker face as David Huntsberger usually has,

because now we go to him. I feel like I was scorned more when I didn't play the game appropriately, whereas Jared tried to play it right, and you coaxed him out of it. Put me in an awkward spot here. What do you mean he tried to play it right? He wanted him to name it and then you talked him out of it. Well, I just pointed out what a

fucking foolish move. Giving him all of the names. This isn't Pi. This is a movie with people in it that when you hear their names you might recall the name of the movie. Are you saying A.J. and Ado isn't a person? No, I'm saying that he

was the biggest name in Pi. For whatever reason, I'll say six names. I'm just trying to set you up. That's all this is. I can feel that. I'm just trying to drag you down. Name that movie. That's the whole point. See what happens? See what happens when you're David Huntsberger

And you're an innocent victim Of You know This game has Strategic elements that the guests Sometimes forget about So I was just trying to help But I think he Has listened, and that was his strategy.

All right, well, we'll find out at the end if John would have known it with all eight names, and the answer will be yes. That's what I figured. A good chance he would know it. You never know. You never know. Weirder things have happened.

But let's go ahead and do this. Let me find it. I lost it what was the category? Bully? Bully okay bully so this has a bully in it and it was from 1980 two and a half stars pleasant and filmed in and around Chicago and there's six names six names yeah are Craig Richard Nelson, Joan Cusack, John Hausman, Matt Dillon, Ruth Gordon,

Martin Mull. Very 80s cast. All of those people existed then. Yes. And did this movie in and around Chicago it's got a bully in it okay so you don't know it no okay so then just for fun the point has already been won but just for laughs the final two names are Adam Baldwin and Chris Makepeace but just for laughs the final two names are adam baldwin and chris make peace

see jared wasn't so dumb was he paper chase no but john houseman was in paper chase so that's a good guess but chris meg piece you recall, he was the little boy in Meatballs. Flight of the Navigator? No. And then he went on to be bullied by Matt Dillon and protected by Adam Baldwin in My Bodyguard. Are you serious that you thought that he was going to get that? I really thought that he might know something about a movie that had all those actual famous people in it.

Matt Damon's one of his first movies. actual famous people in it. Matt Damon's like one of his first... Dylan? Matt Damon? Matt Damon was in it. He's in the background in one scene showing a guy, saying to a guy if he likes apples. That was Adam Baldwin's first movie, wasn't it? Probably, yeah. I should have known that.

Big Adam Baldwin fan? Actually, yeah. He's so good on Chuck. He's so good not being related to the other baldwins he does that really well all right so the point goes to john john for making david name it here i go writing it down and i'll never i apologize to jared i will never question your strategy again because that would have been you would have you would have gotten a point yeah good job Never question your strategy again. Because that would have been, you would have gotten a point. Yeah.

Good job. It's just every time somebody does that, like Pete Holmes got all the names of Denver Warriors Prada. Somebody, probably TJ Miller, let him get all the names. And then he didn't know the answer. So I was wrong on that one too. So I'm never going to say a word again. That'd be weird if I just stopped talking.

Made you guys run it yourselves. All right. So we've got a really tight, exciting match going. And since John just got the point, we'll start with Jared and go to David. And you get to pick the category, Jared, would you like Diane Keaton? That's movies

where Diane Keaton dies. At Fragrant Bleach suggested Top Build, and that's movies where this title, the movies were mentioned tonight in Build a Title. So one of the movies we've already talked about tonight. So that might give you a slight leg up.

And then the third one would be the great, great category, speaking of Pete Holmes, Keep It Crispy. And that's movies where someone is set on fire. I guess I'll do the Diane Keaton one. Okay. How's that spelled? D-Y-I-N apostrophe?

D-Y-I-N apostrophe? D-Y-I-N apostrophe. Dian. All right. He can write and spell. It's amazing. So you're looking for a bonus point or something? Just curious. Just pondering.

Okay. So, Jared, this movie gets three stars from Leonard. He calls it warm-hearted, and he says that it is a comedy drama, and he also says that the cast couldn't be better. And yet somehow it only gets three stars out of four. And he lists five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten names. Eleven names. Let's

go with eleven names. How many names do you think you can get? Did I say the year? The year is 2005. Diane Keaton. I guess I'll go nine names. Okay. It's good to shrug when you announce how many names because it tells the other players where you're at. I'll say eight. I'll go seven. I'll have him name that movie. Oh, here we go. This is for the win.

David, you're completely out of it at this point. Feels good. Guys, I'm all heart. I just tried really hard. Are you going to start eating that pizza? I just ate, but yes. Thanks for bringing the pizza, Amanda. I'm going to drown my sorrows. I'm sorry I didn't win for you.

Is there a shithead written on the back of the pizza? There is not. You can just use me. She'll have to come up. No, she gets to name a shithead. Oh, okay. I feel like I should have looked over every game I was playing and just, I'm sorry.

No, you did great. Zero points. Thank you. It's a pepperoni pizza, but she threw one jalapeno in there. What? No, no, that's the obligatory pepper. Oh, a pepper. I'm willing to give this to someone if they'd like it.

Throw it at the possum lady. I just want to throw things and make a mess and stand too close to that speaker. I could only do it with my left hand. There's no way. I couldn't do it. Okay, don't. That's okay. You're safe. You and the possum are safe. For now.

But are they house? What's your name, possum lady? Nice. Sherry. Sherry, What's your name, possum lady? Sherry. Okay, Sherry the possum lady. Does she come to Comedy Attic a lot? I don't know. I hope so. I think you'd remember if somebody showed up all the time with a possum.

Like that's what she does every time. She didn't even know what this was going to be today. She's just a lady with a possum. What's happening? We are going to start with... Who has to name it? John has to name it? Seven names.

Okay, here we go. Your seven names are... And you want the clues again? Sure. Diane Keaton. Diane Keaton. Three stars. 2005 2005 warm-hearted comedy drama cast couldn't be better and the nine people from that cast are paul schneider elizabeth reaser brian white ty gordano rachel mcadams craig t nelson Ray Gordano, Rachel McAdams, Craig T. Nelson, Claire Danes, Luke Wilson, and Dermot Mulroney.

Is it the Family Stone? That is correct, and John is our winner! Well done, sir. You did it! Amazing! I'm the sweat of his brow. Yeah, Denver. Did I do that right?

That sounded, that was spot on. I thought so, yeah. I'm almost as good of voices as Graham Elwood. So let's go ahead and give the prizes to, where's Brett at? Where are you sitting? Come on up here. And get all your stuff.

You might want to bring somebody with you to help carry it. Because I don't know about this cake. It's a little... It's a little ready to fall apart. The container's... Somebody took it off. Somebody took the container... No, you don't have to throw it in the street.

It's yours to do with whatever you want. But if I walk out after the show and there's cake all over the street, I'll be so happy. So yeah, so here's the bags. Full of stuff. And once again, Landlock Records. And what's the name of the wine place again, Jared?

Brown County Winery. Okay. If it's brown, flush it down. That's right, that's right. There you go. Do you still have a record player so you can listen to that, Richard Pryor? I think so.

Most of us don't know whether or not we have a record player. Or maybe. We'll have to look under the sink. There you go. Let's hear it for Brett, everybody. Well done. Oh, God.

Oh, God. There's pizza on the floor if you want to let the possum come eat it. Damn it. Pizza possum. Slid off the little pizza ramp. And we need to find out if Sarah... Oh, sorry. I have to tore that off of your shirt.

Sarah needs to come up here and pick a shithead for me to name here at the end of the presentation. Here she comes. You cannot lose any worse than Jared and I did. Yes, you can because he made him win. I forced the win.

That's what I do. You're alone. You suck. I was alright. Yeah, you're the best. I'm sorry. Just today. Okay, and Amanda, come on up here and you can also write down... Let me see if I can read that. Oh, that's a good one.

Just write that white space right there. I know, there's a lot of weirdness on that piece of paper. A lot of build the title stuff. What does that say? Want some pizza? You can eat the whole thing. That's probably good, yeah. I mean, right?

What is that? Don't worry about it. I'll say it. I don't want to say it, but I will. Do you want a piece of pizza? No, I don't want a piece of pizza. I just had a grilled PB&J backstage. Remember when you brought me that? Remember when you brought me that about an hour, 20 minutes ago?

So let me ask you guys this. Is there anybody have... I got the shitheads, so we're good to wrap it up. But does anybody have anything they want to plug? What's going on? Well, I was going to say at the end of the show, when you go downstairs, they're going to hand everybody an admit

to see the Beards of Comedy next week. Who are the Beards of Comedy? It is Joe Zimmerman and three other people whose names I don't know. So tickets are sold out is what you're saying. Andy Sanford, I just remembered. It's TJ Young?

The official people are Andy Sanford, TJ Young, Dave Stone, and then one other guy. Joe Zimmerman. Joe Zimmerman. Is Dave Stone still upset about Diane Keaton dying? Is it the family stone? David, what have you got to...

After the show, if you'd like to buy a CD, I'll have some over there. How much do those go for? Like a dollar? Yeah, and then I bargain up from there. We'll start at a dollar. I, and then I bargain up from there. We'll start at a dollar. I'm really good at haggling, guys. It's like a swap meet for your two records? Yeah.

No, I'll do like two for 20 or something like that if you want. Oh, that sounds great. That seems like a reasonable deal. I love your price. That's why I asked you how much you charge, because he's always like, well, you know, whatever. Sales. Two for 20. It's my passion.

Love selling my art. And then June 16th, those of you listening in the Portland area, I will be at the Curious Comedy Theater. And if you haven't listened to Professor Blastoff, take a gander at that. Yeah, look at the podcast. Just stare at it.

Yeah, just have a good look at it. See what happens. Oh, and my Twitter name is at Huntsberger Junk. Right. That's my final plug. Which is because all of your tweets are from the point of view

of your genitals. And they're in love with each other. It's a real asshole and genitals love affair down there. What's the Twitter handle for Comedy Addict, Jared? Yeah, it's just at Comedy Addict.

Okay, perfect. And John, do you have a Twitter? I do, but I never use it. But all hate mail can go to johnondlm at gmail.com. You should see if at sweatyhead is taken. Did he just say his email address was at Douglas Movie's email address? I think he probably just got it or something. johnondlm at gmail.com.

I think he's going to be on the Today Show tomorrow or something.com. He's going to be on the Today Show tomorrow or something. I think he's going to be on the Tomorrow Show today. We did a show here, David, yesterday at this time and it was not this fucking hot in here yesterday at this time. No, it was not. Yeah, I don't know what's up. I'm sweating about 12% less than John. I'm just making way more fun of him.

But I'm very sweaty underneath here. Yesterday I wasn't. And I had a longer sleeve outfit. We had a hair to cover it. Oh, true. I just have everything streaming down because no hair. Somebody tried to bring us a towel. I want to ask for things now.

You have such a great staff of people that will just bring shit. I could use a hundred bucks to go get some drinks later. Now, and John, also, you start your new job tomorrow? Yes, Monday. Okay, and where is that? What city do you live in? Indianapolis.

Okay, so we're going to smoke some bowls after this. And then You're gonna get up Bright and bushy-tailed For your new New job tomorrow Thank you to everybody Who came here today

Who came here yesterday Who might come again someday Thank you to Sherry And her possum At least she says possum Doesn't say oh possum When people say that I just murder them

right on the spot bash their fucking head in oh I got some plugs almost forgot my plugs let's see I'll be at the Funny Bone in Toledo, Ohio with David Huntsberger

August 4th and 5th can you beat him as easily in Leonard Maltin game as John Casali? I wrote that before it even happened. Because he beat you yesterday. And then he beat you again today.

And probably just beat you every time. Look at his shirt. This guy's born to play Leonard Maltin games. I don't know what that means. But anyway, thanks again to everybody involved in this show today. It's been a lot of fun. And as always, Milo Kiki? Milo Kiki is a shithead.

Yeah. I thought that's where that one was going. And then also, Jay Leno is a shit.