Doug Loves Movies - Demi Adejuyigbe, Jon Hamm and Kumail Nanjiani guest

Episode Date: January 17, 2017

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There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. The slight pause before you did that was so la-la land. Everybody here is so talented.

I love it. We're coming to you once again from the Nerd Melt showroom in Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles. It's Monday, January 16th. MLK Day everybody! I thought this was like a holiday

where no one had to work, but it turns out a lot of people are like, I'm going to work, damn it. Or I don't know if that's their attitude. They may be sad about it. But I had a dream, you guys. Did I mention that it's 2017? I wrote down on this piece of paper, 2016.

Because I'm, you know, I would love to go back there. I should just every episode from now on. It's October 17th, 2016. I had a dream that all of you made name tags.

And socially relevant ones at that. Right? Like Abby Kind Rewind. Very socially relevant. fast times at what ridgemont sky your name is sky you could have just gone with sky high or october sky do you want me to do them all vanilla sky skies and dolls all right uh You want me to do them all? Vanilla Sky? Skies and Dolls? Alright.

We got Jack Keith Brown, because your name is Keith. Okay. What's that over there, Mannequin? Yeah, Mannequin. What's your name? Nick. Nick, oh, Man-nick-in.

And that's you with Kim Cattrall on the poster? Yeah. Good going, man. Dom of the Dead. That's an art project you got over there. That's pretty sweet. Oh, and this is another good art project here. Lana Land.

And it looks like the Hollywood sign. Good job. Lots of good ones. What's that on your phone, dude? She's all that? She's all that. I think that was the name of an Al Yankovic album. She's all that.

And it's you? It's me and Jeff Tate You didn't even put yourself on there You're like any beard will do Jeff Tate's beard will do Alright I can't even bother with the ones in the back You guys you need to get here earlier But thank you to everyone who made name tags

And good luck to all of you. Doug plugs! Doug Loves Movies is right back here where it belongs. Next Monday, January 23rd at 9 p.m. Then I'm back to San Francisco on January 29th as part of SF Sketch Fest. Had a great time yesterday interrupting 50 Shades of Grey. Man, is that a grey piece of shit?

Doug Loves Movies is going to be at the Marines Memorial Theater, and I've got four fantastic guests, schedules permitting. Oh, and February 14th, Valentine's Day, I'm back at the American Comedy Company in Sweet Home San Diego. DougLovesMovies.com

That's DougLovesMovies.com That's Douglovesmovies.com Let's look at the prize bag I brought some, what I like to say is some fun stuff to contribute I'm not going to talk about this yet This item right here, I'm going to talk about that when the guests get out here

I want to see if one of the guests would rather have it than give it away to you guys You'll see why It's all going to make sense and you won't be sad of the guests would rather have it than give it away to you guys. You'll see why. It's all going to make sense and you won't be sad. Because I'm in SAG and they wanted me to vote for it in the SAG Awards, they sent me a lovely booklet all about the movie

Hidden Fences. It's just fences, you guys. Stop fucking it up. Like everyone is fucking it up. But it happened twice on the Golden Globes. That was crazy. My fan, Ramon Rivas II, gave me a lovely beanie. You know, this is probably the coldest time of year here in California.

This is probably our version of winter right now. And so here's a lovely beanie from, I think it's from his Cleveland Comedy Festival. I hope I gave it the right name. A Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. And yeah, woo. Oh, a Christmas card from a friend of mine. I haven't opened it yet, so maybe there's a $5 bill inside. I should probably hang on to that. And the other night, I was privileged enough to get to go to, here in Los Angeles, I went to a Flaming Lips record release party.

They have a new record out. I don't even know how to pronounce the name of the record. Does anybody know what it's called? It's like, it's just a bunch of letters that don't make sense together. Oh, a pipe from Peacemaker. But also, from that party,

they gave away fun types of party things that you'd imagine they'd give away at a Flaming Lips party. And I got this thing. Yeah, every time you click the button, it does a different lighting thing. It's like a butterfly on a stick that lights up. Pretty neat. Next rave you go to, you're going to fucking stand out.

All of that is going to be somebody's today, not to mention all the amazing gifts that are presented by my guests. Please give a big warm welcome to Demi Adigebe, Kumail Nanjiani, and Jon Hamm. I already got my eye on some name tags. What's that? Nothing. What'd you say about the name tags? I said I already got my eye on some name tags. You do? I do. already got my eye on some name tags. You do? I do.

Why? Because they're good. I'm trying to compliment the crowd. I'm sorry. That's okay. Let's meet our guests individually, you guys. Is Demi Adjibay. Hi.

Hello, everybody. Oh, Demi. Oh, Demi. Oh, Demi. Have you ever seen The Exorcist? No. I was like, what is happening? There's like an old dying lady who calls her grandson, I guess his grandson, or maybe he's not related to her,

but she calls him Demi. Why did it sound sexy? Yeah. Are you thinking of The Sexorc but she calls him Demi. Why did it sound sexy? Are you thinking of the sexorcist? Oh, Demi. Yeah, it's just really stuck in my head for some reason. Oh, Demi. Oh, Demi.

Mine's sounding less sexy, by the way. Oh, Demi. Oh, Demi! You are the co-host of the Gilmore Guys podcast. Sure am. Thank you. Very popular. So the new episodes of Gilmore Girls came out on the Netflix.

Yep. And are you and your co-host, did they give you parts on the show? We had little cameos in the background of one episode. In the background is not a cameo, my friend. What? Okay, then we didn't have cameos. Oh yeah, that's extra. We worked for free for them. Oh, what?

You were extras for free? Yeah. Oh my goodness. We do it for the love of the game. Alright, well, and just to visit Stars Hollow, like where part of the town were you in, in the scene? We were in the inn that Lorelai runs. We were B-list actors town were you in in the scene? We were in the inn that Lorelai runs. We were B-list actors. But you were in the inn?

Yeah. So you got to see her and what's the name of the guy that runs the inn with her? Michelle. Michelle. Yes. Oh, he is so French. He really is. And he just looks down at everyone.

You know it. Yeah, I'm familiar with the show. Remember when I was on your podcast yeah it's all coming back to me now yeah and um so are you going to treat the episodes of the netflix shows the way you do the way you did the series are you going to break down everyone yeah we already did you did it all already yeah we're done the show the podcast is completely over well we're doing her next show but it's only like an 18 episode Yeah, we're done. The podcast is completely over? Well, we're doing her next show, but it's only like an 18-episode run, but we're done with Gilmore Girls. Who's next show?

Amy Sherman and Palladinos. Bunheads. Wait, there's another season of Bunheads? No, there's one season of Bunheads. I liked Bunheads, but it's the worst name ever. Fucking Bunheads. Do you change the name of the podcast? Is it Manheads or something?

That's better than what it is, which is Bunhead Bros. I don't know if... There is not a single Bunhead Bro alive. Bunhead Bro alive. There isn't. That's not a real thing. No. You guys...

I'm not the only one on this stage that was in Gilmore Girls. That's very true. Whoa. I was thinking of Kumail. Were you in it? Yeah, it was me. Hey. Wait, you thought Kumail was in Gilmore Girls?

I did think you were in Gilmore Girls. Really? No, I was making a joke that got out of hand. Oh, it was a fun joke. That joke got away from you? Yes. Oh, shit. There goes that joke.

Pull the emergency brake. Get back here. Where'd it go? All right, well now we got to introduce him. It's Jon Hamm, everybody. Hi, Doug. What did you do on the Gilmore Girls? I played a guest star.

You played a guest star? You played an guest star? You played an actor who had a part? I played an actor who had a part for one day in 2001 or 2. It was 2. Was this before or after your turn on Supernatural? I was never on Supernatural. I was on Charmed. That was me.

Not Charmed. Kumail was on Supernatural. I was on Charmed. That was me. Not Charmed. Kumail was on Supernatural. There's the joke. Found it. It came back. Wait, there was a show. I was on Charmed. I played Rose McGowan's dad.

No, you didn't. Yes, I did. It was a time travel episode. Of course it was. They went back to the 70s. Maybe the 80s. There was some show I had to watch. I didn't have to, but I watched it, and you were in it, and it felt like Supernatural.

Maybe it was Charmed. I'm pretty sure Supernatural is a couple of dudes that solve Supernatural crimes. They're brothers. Charmed is three girls. So I'm sad that I mixed them up. It's all fine. What show were you on that he's confusing with Supernatural?

Probably Mad Men. It's definitely Mad Men now that I think about it. I was on Mad Men. It's definitely Mad Men. No, Demi was. I was on Mad Men. It's definitely Mad Men. No, Demi was on Mad Men. That would have been the joke. And that's Kumail Nanjiani, everybody.

Hey. Was that the end of the podcast? Are we done? It's the end of the podcast? Are we done? It's the end of the podcast as we know it. Thank you for having me, Doug. Very excited to be here. Oh, I'm happy to have you. You made record time making it from downtown to Hollywood.

That was an impressive commitment. Did you drive the car? No, Rafiq did. And Rafiq's really good at that? Rafiq was good today. Killed it? Five stars. Because you probably have a lot of parades

to go around and stuff. There's probably a lot of traffic out there. It said, when I checked on Waze, it said, avoid this street because they're installing a porch. I was like, I don't know what that could mean. Well, there's a lot of streets that don't have a porch.

And you'd be surprised how relaxing it would be to just pull over and hang out on a porch. Waze has a filter now for home improvements? Yeah. I also like the people inside the porch are like, we should let Waze know what we're up to. Maybe someone was building a Porsche. That was it. Makes just as much sense. No, it's...

Are you making it in the middle of the street? Yeah. What street? You don't have a porch to build it on. I guess it used to be the street and now it's a porch. Yes. Very good point. Dude, you were in Central Intelligence?

Yeah. People good point. Dude, you were in Central Intelligence? Yeah. People are clapping. People thought fondly of that movie. I liked it. I haven't seen it, honestly. I read it. Did you read it? It came down your pike.

Who are you going to be? One of the two. Yeah. Yeah, they send it to It came down your pike. Who are you going to be? One of the two. Yeah. Yeah, they send it to just crazy pairs of people. Let's see which crazy pair says yes. They found the craziest. The Rock and Kevin Hart. Was your scene with both of them scenes?

My scene was with Kevin Hart. It's one scene with Kevin Hart. Yeah. And you put him in his place and he gets frustrated and loud. You've seen it. No. Oh, you know it. Okay.

That's cool. And then you were also in a movie this last year that I just want people to watch because I love it so much. Hello, My Name is Doris. Right. That movie turned out great. That's a great movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I really like that Michael Showalter directed it Sally Field is amazing in it She's amazing So funny Yeah, she's fantastic There you go Very nice person as well

Feels like that might be the case Well, people like her They really like her They really like her That was a good one, Mr. Ham. Now, John, people are saying that the H&R Block commercial where you're messing around with a donut is a nod to Doug Loves Movies.

Is this more fake news? I'm just trying to imagine what website that linked on somehow. That's DougLovesmovies.com. Yeah, he's holding a donut because it's such a fixture on the Douglas Movies podcast. All right, we're happy to clear that up. How many different HDR spots do you have? Because that's one thing I enjoy about those spots is a lot of times there'll just be one or two that you see over and over again, but I keep seeing different ones. There uh 10 of them holy shit so you're gonna get real sick

real quick well not of any individual one just of you talking about my taxes because i've got it covered thank you literally only go till april so that's it that's right right. That's going to cut off. So yeah. Those must be quick to record. You go in one day, bang them out, We shot ten of them in three days. So yeah,

they were pretty quick. But he's got to wear like tuxedos and shit. Yeah. Yeah, there's outfits and stuff. It's not one of those naked commercials. That's not what takes a long time, you know. Putting on clothes doesn't take that long. Commercials would be so much easier if you're just naked in them. Oh, my God.

I'd be in and out. How great would that be? I was naked in a movie. What? I was naked in a movie. Oh, my God. That wedding dates movie? Wedding dates.

What are their names? Mike and Kevin? Yes. Mike and Dave. Dave and Hal need wedding dates mike and dave mike and dave bill and ted and it's just like uh it's we see you from pretty much every angle yeah i have we see more of you than we see of the dude in 50 shades of great not that i'm keeping track

and nobody would choose me over that like if they were like one of these dudes is going to be naked you give a very great you give a very creative massage yeah i haven't seen that movie either i haven't i did i did not read that one my parents were very upset were they they really? Yeah, my dad... They saw it? Now, well... My dad texted me the week it was coming out, and he just said,

I heard some very disturbing news. And I knew exactly what he was talking about. I called him, and I was like, listen, please trust me, do not watch this one. And then we have not talked about it since then. I heard you did some disturbing nudes. Yeah, you're just

flying around from the ceiling as you give the massage and you smack her with your hair. You get to wear a nice wig, though. The director did tell me that they had to CG out my taint in one shot. Just another reason to get into the fascinating film industry. Preferably below the line.

Was your taint misbehaving? So Kumail also... Yeah, I told my dad. I was like, you ain't seen nothing yet. Jon Hamm, you also have a movie coming out this summer directed by a friend of this show, Mr. Edgar Wright. I do, Baby Driver. Baby Driver.

Can I say something? It's the sequel to Baby's Day Out. Baby Driver. Baby Driver. Can I say something? It's the sequel to Baby's Day Out. Baby gets a driver's license. Kumail, now you've seen this film. I saw this movie.

What? I saw an early version of it. It's fucking great. And you're really, really great in it. I emailed you as soon as I saw it. You did.

That was very nice of you. And he's playing a, you're playing a very different part from the stuff I've seen you do before, and it's a fucking great. Yeah, I've never seen him play a baby driver. Thank you.

No, it's a cool, I've seen a version of it too, and it's very cool, and it's coming out in August, I think. It's an Edgar Wright car chase movie. Yeah. I mean, who doesn't want that? It's pretty exciting.

Yeah, I'm very, very excited to see it. The whole thing of it is that it's sort of set to music. The main character, who is the young driver, the titular young driver. Listens to music while he does his driving. And so everything kind of syncs up in his world to what he's listening to. I love it. As it is Edgar Wright, it's a very eclectic music thing. Oh, he's so into music.

Yeah. Yeah, he knows his music. It's very cool. He makes like a fucking top 40 list at the end of the year. Who's heard 40 new things in any given year? He also made a list of my thousand favorite movies. One thousand.

Dude, god damn it. Make some. Don't stop doing that. I don't think I've seen a thousand commercials. Well, if you watch the Super Bowl. Yeah, well. Or the Oscars. It's a great movie.

Yeah, I'm very excited about it. It's coming out in August, and hopefully we'll do a themed episode around that. Because Edgar won't come on this show unless he has a movie to promote. That's his rule. And I'm like, come on, man. Why did someone go, mm-hmm?

Like, that's right. Yeah. He better not come on that. That's his rule. And I'm like, come on, man. Why did someone go, mm-hmm? Like, that's right. He better not come on then. That's so Edgar. That was a very get your money kind of. Oh, oh, Edgar. Nothing for free. Yeah, but that's probably her reaction to like, she's been coming every week to this show,

hoping that he'd show up. And it's been a minute. Now that she has a date, she's like, well, I'll be back then. Yeah. It's been a few years since the world's end, so we'll be happy to have him back. And Demi, I've got something that I'm excited to give you.

Oh. And then if you don't want it, I'll put it in the prize bag. OK. Sounds like herpes. I think you... Oh, prize bag. Okay. Sounds like herpes. Oh, Timmy. Open up. Open up your prize bag.

I've got a syringe of herpes. Just going to spray a little under your tongue. No, I have in my possession, and I've been trying to give away all of my possessions. I want to have no possessions. You sit Arta all of a sudden over here. Go into the wild. It's the pilot script for the Gilmore Girls. Yay!

Well, I feel like... Would you want that? If I don't take this, someone is going to yell at me on Twitter that I should have taken this. You know he has like three, by the way. Not of the pilot. How do you want that? If I don't take this, someone is going to yell at me on Twitter that I should have taken. You know he has like three, by the way. Not of the pilot. How did this happen? Well, I used to, at the time, run a photocopy shop. When the Girl Mo Girls showed up on the WB,

I was a promo writer at the time. Oh, really? With my buddy Tall John, who I'm sure you've met. Yeah, of course tonight and Andy Kindler and Paul Gilmartin

worked there and like the people that ran the network decided it'd be a good idea yeah oh he didn't last

too long yeah ha you're gonna watch yeah ha it's funny interesting and a third

good thing oh I guess you're doing something on Saturday. Wow, I didn't know you were trying to be the new James Adomian. No, I'm not. Because he does an impression of every comedian. Have you heard him do you, Camille? I don't. I've heard many people's impression of me

and none of them to me sound like me but they all sound like each other so I'm like maybe there is something to that exterior Luke's day this is Luke's diner a small mom and pop place

in the middle of a 200 yearyear-old town in Connecticut. That's how Gilmore Girls starts. Which is weird, because that's not narration, so who is that for? Well, you've got to tell somebody what's going on in this fucking script. Hey, we're in Stars Hollow. Figure it out, bitch. Yeah. Very aggressive stage directions.

I don't want to visit here. Hey, fuckface, they walked to the coffee shop. What do you want? We're going to need you to talk really fast, too. To talk fast, go fuck yourself.

If you can't walk and talk, don't apply for this role. There was a lot of walking. I watched a little bit of the first episode of the new one. There was a big walk and talk. They love their walk and talk, don't apply for this role. There was a lot of walking. I watched a little bit of the first episode of the new one. There was a big walk and talk. They love their walk and talks. Yeah, the first episode, they're walking right through the center of Stars Hollow, just yapping it up.

Yapping away. We meet Lorelei Gilmore, a very attractive, vibrant 33-year-old woman, though she could easily pass for 20s. You know, just four years younger. An old woman of 33. But don't give up on her yet, folks. She's got a little something in store. Wait till you see her in overalls.

I keep seeing tweets about how popes, like the young pope on HBO, he's not even the youngest pope. He's a 40-year-old pope. He's 44, and sometimes popes start at 33. Have we had popes that were younger than 44? That's what I just said. But I think they had them back in the olden times

when people weren't that old. Yeah, when people didn't get that old. 33 was on his deathbed. Deathbed Pope. That'd be a fun HBO show. It's a limited series. If this show was made 500 years ago, it would

be Deathbed Pope. I could call it Pope for a day. He is part-time Pope. Young Popes. Alright, I think that's it. Oh, I have to ask you guys a couple more questions. Sorry for all these hard balls. We're into it. But

have any of you ever worked with Emile Hirsch? I hope there is no context for this, and I hope there is no follow-up question. Unfortunately, there is a follow-up question. I have not. Kamal, have you? No, I've never met him or worked with him.

I met him once. Yeah, how was that? He was nice. He seems nice. Yeah. Tell us about this. Well, he was good. No, Demi.

Oh. Demi, Demi, Demi, Demi, Demi, Demi, Demi. Okay, so Doug was going to. Oh, Demi. Oh, Demi. Oh, Demi. This is my dream. I don't mind this.

Oh, Demi. Oh, Demi. Where did you meet him? Just watch The Exorcist, man. I was working on a student newspaper, and I interviewed him when he came to town for a film festival when Killer Joe came out. And he was nice.

He was very nice. Oh, I like that Killer Joe. It's great. It's an intense movie. Crazy. Yeah. Is that the McConaughey joint? Yeah.

Although I don't believe he rolled it I don't believe I don't think he was the auteur behind it he certainly had a good part in it and it really makes you want to have some fried chicken in that movie I think McConaughey knows

we were on a joint though hasn't he gotten in trouble for that did you hear that Woody Harrelson's doing a movie live in theaters on the night before the inauguration? He's doing a movie live? A movie live, where it's a whole movie, but they're staging it all live,

and you sit in a theater and just watch it happen live. That's a play. That's a play. I know. I agree with you that it sounds more like a play. But know. I agree with you that it sounds more like a play.

But is it like a thing of his little Wilson? But they're probably going to move from room to room in a way that a play can. I mean, they're going to,

groundbreaking. It's a movie, no cameras, only the people in the room see it. They put out a video. They put out a video of a bunch of his friends saying what a horrible idea it is

and how terrible it's going to be. Like a tongue-in-cheek thing. But everybody from the Hunger Games is not behind him on this movie. Who else is in it? Willie Nelson. Cool. And he seems like he can remember lines.

Who's the other big name in it? Owen Wilson. Oh, wow. Was that an impression? Yeah. That's how you know an impression is good. Is that an impression? Yeah, it's a micro impression.

It says, Owen Wilson if he won the lottery. Oh, yeah. Is that an impression? Yeah, it's a micro impression. This is Owen Wilson if he won the lottery. Oh, wow. Have you seen that super cut of things he says in every movie, and one of them is, this is crazier than a road lizard? He says that all the time? Multiple movies. Did he say it in Rango? He might have.

Was he in Rango? It's a lizard movie, you guys. Come on. I think it's a lizard road movie, too. He just tries to. Rango goes on the road. It's a lizard road movie, too. He just tries to... It's a lizard joint. So he just tries to work that into every script? I guess.

Like Drillbit Taylor says it? You kids are crazier than a road lizard. Does Dupree say it? No, but weirdly you and me do. Matt Dillon gets to say it. Does he say it when he meets the fuckers? Your last name's fucker. Does he say it to Steve Coogan when they're tiny in the museum?

When having a night at night in the museum? Why did you ask about the... No follow-up. Emile Hirsch thing? Oh, because Emile Hirsch was going to possibly be on the show. He was sort of booked through a publicist because he's got a movie coming out. No, it's been going for a while now. Now what I'm doing is just trying to shame Emile Hirsch into actually showing up

by mentioning every time that he's not here. Of the three people on stage, who do you think is the replacement for Emile Hirsch? It's not. I've been assuming for days he wasn't coming, so nobody was like a last minute replacement for him. But I did call Kumail today. It's me. Kumail Hirsch. We're doing it.

Oh, wow. What's his movie coming out? Oh, wow. It's been out, and that's why I think that the flame is going to go out in his publicist in trying to get him on the show

because he's probably moved on to other things. It's called The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Oh, I've heard it's great. Brian Cox. People love it. People love it. We were at Fantastic Fest it was playing.

Yeah, and they had a fake corpse in the lobby to promote it. But I hope that's what that was. And Fantastic Fest gets freaky. I stuck my hands in there. So we've just been each time I have another show...

In the price bag. You really reached in? Yeah. It was horrible. It was very slimy. Oh, they put slime in there? Yeah, there's slime in there. But that movie looks great.

Yeah. Brian Cox and Emilio. Well, I am boycotting the movie until he comes on this show. And then I will say what I think of it, which is probably that it's great. We'll see. So if Emile Hirsch were here,

start with you, Demi. All right. What would you ask him? What would you want to ask Emile Hirsch? How are you, man? That's a great question. Kumail? Follow-up question. Why are you, man? That's a great question. Kumail? Follow-up question.

Why are you here? Oh, that's terrible. You haven't said that to these guys. No, because he's not here. Why would you say that to him? You think Emile Hirsch is too big for this show? I didn't say that. Yeah.

It just doesn't seem like it's in his realm. Right. To me, John's a massive star, but I would think that he would want to do a comedy show and stuff. That makes sense to me. But with Emile, it seems like he's a very serious man. He's more of a

Harmontown kind of guy. There's no way. There's no way Emile Hirsch plays Dungeons & Dragons. But wouldn't you love to see him do it? I would. I'd like to see him do this show. John. Yes, Doug?

What would you ask Emile? I would say, Emile, Kumail hates you. Why? Why is that? And then just start some beef. And he'd be like, who's Kumail? And then that's a whole thing. I think he'd be like who's Kumail and then that's a whole thing I think he'd know who you are I saw into the wild I saw

speed racer how is that it's hard to follow yeah it's but it was it was a big swing yes rave review it was very It was very ambitious. It's visually ambitious. You basically gave it an A for effort. Yeah. A plus for effort. What else matters? Very tremendous effort that some people enjoyed. Who enjoys Speed Racer?

Yeah, it's not a worthless movie. It's got a following. Absolutely. Three out of the people in here. There's like a monkey that does pit stops in that movie, right? His name is Chim Chim. Right. Show some respect.

I think that is exactly how they pitched it. Which I believe is short. His name is Chim Chim. For Chimothy. Chimothy. His name is Chim Chim? Yes. And he's Murray?

Have you ever watched Speed Racer? No. God, you're so young. I never watched it. But Speed Racer is like... What's the matter with you? Why would you watch it? Oh! You keep making references

that people have admitted they don't get. And it just sounds weird. That might have been for me. Chip, Chip, do not! So... Speed! Speed! Speed! Chim Chim do not so Speed Speed no one knows

what you're talking about I do was that Andy Kindler in Speed Racer that's all that matters with Spraddle the little fellow who was Chim Chim's pal

and Speed's nephew never mind I know there's a Racer X right yes that's Matthew Fox yes in the film yeah in the cartoon it was Nephew? Never mind. I know there's a racer X, right? Yes. That's Matthew Fox?

Mm-hmm. Yes, in the film. Yeah. In the cartoon, it was... Not Matthew Fox. You never find out who it was. Let me ask you guys what the last movie you saw was before we move on to the game portion of the show, starting with you, Demi.

Man, I got so excited about this earlier this week because I was like, I'm going to find a good movie, and then I end up watching Blue Streak. Matthew Lawrence? Martin Lawrence? No, Matthew Lawrence. Matthew Lawrence for his brother. From Joey? Yeah. I don't think I should have let him do blackface, but it

works. Yeah, I watched Blue Streak like three days ago and it holds up. What? Still good. Really? Yeah. It's so funny. Are you tricking us? No, not related. You don't know what movie he's talking about either.

I think I remember one sheet from it. Is it a train thing? Martin Lawrence. No, you're all wrong. It's a cop thing. Let us guess. It's a cop thing. Martin Lawrence is... Let us guess. It's a cop thing. Yes, it is a cop thing. It's a guy with white hair.

He can't stop talking. A blue streak. No. He gets angry and worked up. And profane, and it's a blue... Yeah. In a way. All right.

Oh, really? He's a jewel robber who places his jewel in a building and then comes back 15 years later to find out it's a cop station oh you're sold on the premise well I have a deal for you I'm moving sounds crazier than a road lizard it's crazy yeah it's just as crazy as a road lizard yes it is exactly as crazy as a road lizard Kumail what was last movie you saw and did it hold up and does it have the word blue in the title no i saw a new one i saw 20th century women and it is great it's great annette penning is great in it and uh it's just like really because a lot of these like

you know you watch these oscar movies and a lot of them are very heavy and um just hard you know like manchester by the sea was great but when it was over i wasn't like i feel great but 20th century women is really funny it's really it's great i reckon and i feel like enough people aren't talking about it it's funny but would you call it a comedy no yeah it was nominated for comedy at the Golden Globes, and I still think that's weird. Because it's a little more comedy than drama. Like, nothing too heavy happens in it. Did you see it?

Yeah. I thought it was really great. Yeah, Annette Bang's terrific. She's amazing. And, you know, she'll probably get the nomination and then lose to some young lady. Aw. But it's Emma Stone.

Yeah. I love her. It's finally her time, you guys. Yeah. Right. It's finally. She's waited so long. Emma Stone. Yeah. I love her. It's finally her time, you guys. Yeah. Right. It's finally. She's waited so long. Emma Stone's time.

She posed for all those Keen paintings, and now she's going to win the award that she rightly deserves. And she's also starring in a remake of E.T. Too far, John. Too far. She's got to be the first person to be like, yeah, I've got big eyes. Like, she can't argue that.

Oh, the first person was Amy Adams. And they're good big eyes. Don't even start with Amy Adams. Did she say no to the show, too? Please. Yeah. You're trying to shame her. We're still on Amy Adams' watch.

I think we'll be on that forever. What did you do? Huh? What did you do about Amy Adams? Oh no, it was just a running gag on the show that Amy Adams was the answer in a question one time and someone in the audience yelled it out and I snapped. Oh, okay.

So now everybody thinks I hate Amy Adams. I think she's lovely. She's great. Arrival was great. I thought La La Land was great. I've watched it twice. There you go. What was the last movie you saw, John?

Ride Along 2. Were you doing research or something? No, it was just on. You know you get changed. There you were. There I was. Was your remote control taken from you? I didn't feel like... I was killing time before The Young Pope.

Right. And believe it or not, the lead-in to The Young Pope was Ride Along 2. It's the prequel. Well, now I want to know how did The Young Pope work out for you?

I really enjoyed The Young Pope. It's good? It's fantastic. Oh, okay. I liked Jude Law. I think he's a good... I like Paolo Sorrentino

also who directed it. And it's really, really ambitious and cool. And I don't know what the second episode is going to be like, but the first one was amazing. Can I ask you a question about the first episode? Because my roommate was watching it when I left yesterday. And the first scene is him crawling. The first image, yeah. Yeah, him crawling out of a pile of babies.

Yes. Is that unfollowed? Is there? It's a really young Pope. yes is that there you go is there it's a really

young pope it's the prequel to baby driver baby pope yeah no it's it's it's a very

the whole first 10 or 15 minutes is very visual there's not a lot of anything really narrative to it it's almost just strictly diorama kind of things and it's really it's a really bold way to

start a thing it's what that guy has done in his few of his previous films but it's it's very off-putting too it's very cool I mean I want to make clear I wasn't picking on right along to I just it just seemed like it wasn't a movie that you had chosen to watch. I didn't. I didn't choose to watch it. Well, for instance, did you see Ride Along 1? No.

So you were totally confused. I was literally along for the ride. Two. As well. I watched Ride Along 2 last year because of something that Doug convinced me to do. What's that? Oh, you watched 365 movies? No. I talked about this with you.

I watched 100 movies, but every time I watched another movie, it had to have an actor in common with the last movie. Yeah, you made it into a fun puzzle for yourself. It was not a fun puzzle. It was a puzzle. It's got to be a nightmare. You had to watch some things that you'd rather not watch.

He watched Ride Along 2. And 1. I watched both Ride Alongs. Benjamin Bratt, good bad guy. He is. Oh, yeah. Good bad guy. I'll say it.

It's not all bad things. I'll say it. Benjamin Bratt had a cameo in Doctor Strange, which was a very strange cameo. Yeah. He had one basketball scene. What did he do? What's Bratt doing in here? He had a cameo in Doctor Strange, which was a very strange cameo. He had one basketball scene. What's Bratt doing in here? Yeah, I was like, oh, this must be a major character. Nope, he had one scene.

Like a waiter? No. No, he was a... You guys good? Can I get you some more iced tea? Nope. Doctor Strange? Doctor Strange? We're good, Benjamin. We're trying to have a private conversation, Benjamin. He's the maitre d' and Dr. Strange comes in

and is like, two for Dr. Strange. It's like, yeah, I get it. You have the big cowl. I know who you are. Of course, your table's not ready. We get it. If you'd like to check your cowl. Yeah.

And you're floating to the table. Just walk. You're literally levitating. We know what you are. We all get it. What is this? I don't know. Three?

You want three or two? All right, so what did you guys bring for the prize bag? Who wants to go first? I will, because mine will go stale. I brought donuts. That's true. He brought donuts. Donuts!

A dozen donuts. And I will say, way to go, Doug. I knocked my water over. Everybody run. Wait, I want that script. say, way to go, Doug. I knock my water over. Everybody run. Wait, I want that script. Yeah, there you go. You get to keep that. It's actually ten donuts and two cronuts.

Which I have to say, if you haven't been to Kettle Glazed, their cronuts are awful dang good. Do they give you free donuts? No, I bought them. They're so taped up, there's more tape on the side Does Don Draper have a Did he come up with a slogan for Kettle Donuts?

Kronuts The cure for the common donut Oh That's pretty good Should we put those down and just face them out So people know what they're playing for People are clapping for donuts. This is the saddest thing

I've ever seen. It's like Fury Road, but instead of water, it's donuts. Wait, this is the saddest thing you've ever seen? You just said you saw Manchester by the sea.

Now if that box of donuts burns down. Oh. Spoiler alert. Spoiler. Spoiler. It's a spoiler. Do they show that in the trailer?

That movie starts off so sad. And then it gets way sadder than you can imagine. Disrespecting my donuts. I was sad. I still recommend it, though. I don't think you come out the other end too sad. I think they do a good job of not making it too sad. It's funny, too.

There's funny jokes. Oh, yeah, really funny stuff. Hilarious. And the guy that gets into a weird argument on the street where he's like, hey, nice job raising your kid. And he's like, fuck off. And he's like, you fuck off. And they just yell at each other.

That's Kenneth Lonergan, the guy who wrote and directed the movie. Oh. Yeah, so that makes that scene funnier. He likes to have fun. He does. Playing the crotchety, the guy who wrote and directed the movie. Yes, that makes that scene funnier. He likes to have fun. He does. Playing the crotchety, mean guy. And they even show a shot of him walking away. It's like, we could move on once that guy's gone.

He had to walk out of frame before he could yell, cut. Yeah. That's what happened. It's like, I got to go over here and say cut. I know it's a wide, but I really got to get out. Am I out? No, I I really got to get out. Am I out? No, I'm not?

God damn it. All right. No, keep rolling. What do you have for the bag, Kumail? Okay, I have a book that my wife, Emily Gordon, wrote. My wife! Super You. My wife. She wrote this book.

It's called Super You. It's how to live the superhero version of your life. It's really fantastic. And I'm a grown up. Do you get a cape with that? It says cape not required. Sorry. You can buy a cape and be a frigging weirdo.

But also we learned when we saw The Incredibles that a cape could end up leading to your demise. Yes. That's a good point. That's a great point. But it's a cape could end up leading to your demise. Yes, that's right. That's a good point. That's a great point. But it's a really great book. Be careful, superheroes.

Bag doesn't come with it? I love it. Super you. You want to keep that bag? You want to keep the bag? V. Gordon. Keep the bag, huh? Do you want to keep that?

It's nice. Usually there's a thing and you... You know what? Take the fucking bag. Okay, thank you. I didn't know it was such a fucking thing. His donuts didn't come in a bag so that's fine. Usually there's a thing. You know what? Take the fucking bag. Okay, thank you. I didn't know it was such a fucking thing. His donuts didn't come in a bag, so that's fine. It came in a box.

I didn't go like, here's a donut. You can carry a book without... You can't carry... It says cape not included, not bag not included. So just maybe next time... You can't carry 12 donuts without a box. You can carry a book without a bag. I could probably carry 12 donuts without a box. You can carry a book without a bag. Well, but they all could probably carry 12 donuts.

The bag literally says... The bag literally says, carry this bag. You know what? Take the fucking bag. I'm not... Fucking take the bag. I don't think I even want the bag anymore.

I already have the bag. It's over. Demi brought a bag. The goddamn bag is mine. Fuck. I really like that bag But it's fine My mom gave me that bag I went there today

Thinking I had a Memento from my mother For your appearance In Mike and Dave Yeah she was like Cover it up Put it on Put this on your tank son

Alright what do you got Demi I brought this bag Put it on. Put this on your tank, son. All right. What do you got, Demi? I brought this bag. This is... I really am giving away this bag. It is a Gilmore Guys bag. Yeah! Yeah!

Like a professional. And then I also have this Gilmore Guys shirt that is a size. That's a cool shirt. It's very soft. It was designed by David Kantramitz, who is a wonderful illustrator. I have season one of Gilmore Girls on DVD. As well as season seven of Gilmore Girls on DVD. Wow, yeah.

Those seasons in between aren't worth the trouble. That was a bit of a lull, season two to six. Right, if you really wanted it. The Alpha and the Omega. Very skippable. Please show you how to really watch Gilmore Girls. Like, it'll blow your mind if you watch it in this order. You know how Star Wars, everyone has their favorite orders?

Mine for Gilmore are just seven and one. I do want to, should I point out that season one of Gilmore Girls was bought from Mbiba for $2.99. It's still sealed. That's season seven. No, it's season one, dude. That's season one. This is season seven.

It's much smaller. How much is that? Don't fight, you guys. Everybody has a season. It's also $2.99. And then I brought two issues of The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows. Okay. Put back in the bag. Why? I brought two issues of The Amazing Spider-Man, Renew Your Vows. Okay. Put back in the bag. Why?

I just had them. I bought them to get in early to the last time I went to Douglas movies and then I was like, I'm not going to read these. I don't think you could just like you can't like just bring stuff you have lying around the house. You have to go to a donut shop and bring stuff.

And you didn't hear what I brought, apparently. Then I have a lighter for chameleon glass because I won it last time. Yeah, you don't need a lighter. You don't smoke weed. You're not a junkie. Right, unless cops are listening. And then I have this download code for the La La Land soundtrack, because I think everyone should listen to it.

I've been listening to that soundtrack, too. It's great. I am in the bag for La La Land. Yeah, it's good. I've seen it like four times now. Have you seen an IMAX yet? No, I haven't. I hear Emma Stone's eyes are even bigger. yet? No, I haven't.

I hear Emma Stone's eyes are even bigger. Alright, that's all the stuff somebody's gonna win, and to win, people brought name tags. You guys have to pick who you want to play for. And while you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back after these messages. Today's show is also brought to you in part by

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two free months with the promo code DLM at checkout. That's CISO.com promo code DLM. Back to the show. Thanks for going so fast. We're back. Who are you playing for, Demi? I'm playing for Abbey Kind Rewind. You name it, we smoke it. Oh, that's what it says

on the side of the VHS tape. I chose this because I love this movie and I don't think it gets enough credit. Abbey Kind Rewind rules. I don't think it gets enough credit. The camera line rules. Yeah. It doesn't get enough credit for being impossible. Like they make entire movies. They remake entire films.

Do you hate Star Wars too? Even though the special effects are shitty, it's still, that's a lot of work. I don't think it's possible. Do they make the full movies? Yeah. They make very short amounts. You see them making parts of them, but then they rent them out like we're renting out the full movies and people love them.

That movie's cray. It's fantastic. Who are you playing for, Kumail? I'm playing for Jogue One. Finally, you can't have these women taking these bleeding rolls. You gotta get a dude on the Rogue One poster. They put all white dudes in there,

which is, I thought, what that movie needed. He yelled out, there's one black guy. And happy Martin Luther King dance was all. yelled out there's one black guy and happy martin he knows what day it is it's great if you clearly spend a lot of time photoshopping and stuff did you see the rogue one kumail yeah i thought it was great i loved it yeah i had a great time it's good little piece of the star wars puzzle i thought i thought the last half hour that whole battle was fucking fantastic. It's more of a war movie than anything else.

Yeah, it was great. I loved it. Alright, John, what do you got? I'm playing for Takura Mockingbird. An oldie but a goodie. A person named Takura? Takura seems like a lovely young lady. Yeah. But the movie is old and very good. And she put some

candies on there for you. And there's candies. And I'm going to eat them. You're not going to enjoy the candies? I am eventually. But not while I'm talking to you, Doug. That'd be rude. I don't mind.

They're small candies. You make a good point. Takura, did one of the candies fall? No, it was just a threefer. You put three? She just went with three corners because that catches John's eye. You've got to hold it by one.

It's not perfect. Very smart. Four is too much. Yeah, who can eat four candies? Anyway, here's a box of 12 donuts. Those donuts look amazing. They're so good. Do you think you can see them at home?

No. You sure? Yeah, thank you. You can have one i know but it comes in its own bag i don't i haven't i'm gonna cry about that bag people can brag later hey check out these donuts kumail ate one of them makes it real personal i think coronets really lived up to the hype you remember when they first came out and it was like oh my god this new thing you eat it you're like good it's really good it's the best of a croissant and the best of a donut yeah

right mashed up together right in the middle what's the worst of a croissant it can be a little dry and not so flavorful. What's the worst of a donut? That they're fattening and disgusting and soaked in oil. The hole in the middle. So cronut is healthier? Well, it's like a flaky donut. Yeah, cronut's way healthier. Cronuts are a donut that might not show up. Yeah, just never.

You're like, come on, man. I mean, you can wait for 45 minutes. Wow. It took me a second to get there. But now I'm here and I hate it. It's like the Emile Hirsch of donuts. It's the Emile Hirsch of donuts. All right, I'm back.

It's the Emile Hirsch of donuts. All right, that's it. Kumail has to go, everybody. They're killer donuts. No, this first game we're going to play is a new game suggested on Twitter by someone named Denmark underscore rotten. Ooh, Shakespeare. A little Hamlet reference. Backward Shakespeare fan.

Or a mean Dane. This game is called Skarsgård, Sarsgård, or Skarsgård? SARS guard or scars guard? And it's trying to determine the films of Stellan Scarsgard, Peter SARS guard, or Alexander Scarsgard. I love that. Do you remember that SNL sketch that was like SARS guard, SARS guards?

Peter SARS guard, SARS guard? Yeah. Oh, and it was guarding SARS? It was. All right. Do you remember Jon Hamm's Jon Hamm? Hamm and Buckley. Written by the same person.

The guy's got a formula. He just waits for ghosts to come through. What could I do with his first and last name? And Emma Stone said no. No, because she, you know, doesn't want wanna get stoned doesn't want to be stoned it's the end of the show I'll go to you one at a time I thought Emma Stone was great on SNL too yeah she was she was great I saw her

in Cabaret on Broadway and enjoyed that a great deal. She's a talent. Super bad anyone? Ghosts of Girlfriends Pass. Lifeline? I'm trying to think of something we didn't like her in. What's she in that one? She's like a character actress in that one. Crazy, sexy, stupid, scary, silly. Crazy, sexy, cool? Is that what you're thinking of?

Yes. Do not go chasing waterfalls. Ever. Wow. Sarsgaard. Sarsgaard. We'll start with you, Demi. I'm going to say a movie and you have to name

which one of those three. Peter, Stellan, or Alexander is in it. There's a new Sarsgaard too. No. He's an it. What? Yeah. Bill Sarsgaard is Pennywise. He is Penny it. There's a new new Skarsgård too. No. He's it. What? Yeah.

Bill Skarsgård is Pennywise. He is Pennywise. Bill Skarsgård? Yeah. You're so upset about it. Fucking Bill Skarsgård! I'm up to my neck and Skarsgård's over here.

I can hardly handle these two so let's just almost like you need a Skarsgård over here. I can hardly handle these two, so let's just... It's almost like you need a Skarsgård guard. If you can't... There's so many. If Demi doesn't get it right, it moves over to Kumail. So which of these three was in Zoolander 2? You've seen this movie. For sure you've seen this movie.

Unfortunately, I have. Well, well, well. Shots fired. Ouch. Would you like to defend Zoolander 2? I've not seen it. The ultimate defense. Classic showbiz move.

Don't see anything. Get along with everybody. Oh, it's Stellan. It's Stellan. Because he's one of the Orange Milk Frappuccino dudes. I don't think so. Oh. Kumail? I'm going to say Peter

Sarsgaard. I don't think so. John? I'm going to go with Alex. For 200, Alex. That's correct. Alexander Starsgard is in. Zoolander 1 and 2. He was one of the... Why is it not called

Toolander? I don't know. Seems like it would have been a huge hit if they'd have done that. I think they should have called it Zoolandoo. Yeah? We start

with you again. Good Will Hunting. Oh, fuck you. I have not seen this movie. Okay. It's okay. He's very young. Let him be. Did you just say you've

not seen this movie? I did say that. You've not seen this movie. That say that you've not seen this movie that's when you don't go to a movie you not see it that's right I

am going to say Peter Sarsgaard that's incorrect that's incorrect Kumail it's Stellan Sarsgaard that's correct you did it

he plays Robin Williams old buddy boss or mentor or pal yeah they were like buddies and then they lost touch and then he gets Correct. You did it. He plays Robin Williams' old buddy. Boss or mentor or pal. Yeah, they were like buddies. Co-teacher. And then they lost touch, and then he gets in touch.

He gives Matt Damon the, he discovers Matt Damon. We're hunting. Yes, well, yes, he discovers Matt Damon. No, there's no well about it. He does. He discovers Matt Damon and takes him to Robin Williams to fix his head. Exactly, yes. We've both seen the film. Yeah.

Everybody on stage has seen the film. Everybody on stage has seen the film. I like when they all stand on the desks. I like when he's a millennium man. Bicentennial man, motherfucker. You still got some laughs on millennial man. Everyone was like, alright. Let me hit myself in the tooth.

We all knew what you meant. Bicentennial Man. There's no Bicentennial Man scholars out there. They were like, what? Jon Hamm, Green Lantern.

Ew. Yeah. Peter Sarsgaard. That is correct. Thank you. I knew that one. Did you see that? I read it.

Timmy. Hey. Mama Mia. I'm gonna go with Alex. No. All right. Kumail. You know, I'll go with Stellan again.

It's Stellan yeah yeah he's one of the three men that Meryl Streep fucked over the course of two or three days

so she doesn't know who the father of her child is is that the premise that's the premise of

Mamma Mia love it yeah the rest of the title is Papa Pia Bridget Jones baby stole that premise I figured because I love it. Yeah, the rest of the title is Papa Pia. Bridget Jones' baby stole that premise. I figured because Abba is like Swedish or something,

and I know Stellan Skarsgård is some sort of from there. Oh, that's how you put it together. That wasn't why he was cast at all, I don't think. Because everybody else in it is Pierce Brosnan. He was riding a motorcycle. Everybody else in it is Pierce Brosnan. He was riding high on that. Everybody else in it is Pierce Brosnan. Everyone in that movie is so Pierce Brosnan. It's like the Clokes. It's Pierce Brosnan's version of Nutty Bucks.

Everybody on that movie has a license to kill. On that big Breaking the Waves success that he had. So he went right from that to Mamma Mia. Breaking the Waves is an intense fucking movie. It's a Lars von Trier movie that is a real difficult watch. Yeah. When the things are happening it's difficult and then in the transitions

in between the scenes, in between sections of the movie, he'll play an entire song over a still of a piece of art. So you're sitting there for three minutes waiting for something to move. Just waiting to go again

five times in this movie. I can't recommend it highly enough. Keyword highly because you have to be fucked up. Plus also just

terrible things happen. Yeah, it's really it's a rough watch. It introduced us basically to Emily Watson, right? She was great in that. Yeah, very good. rough watch. It introduced us basically to Emily Watson, right? She was great in that. Yeah, very good.

All right, let's move on to another game. It's a favorite amongst everybody that has favorites. Whose tagline is it anyway? Whoa! See, I told you. I told you people would be excited.

I'm not calling anybody a winner that last game. Nobody really dominated. No one wins. Are you talking about Skarsgård or Starskård? He didn't get any right, and John and I... Who's keeping track? You got some right, yeah.

So how could I pick a winner? Who's keeping track? By the number of correct answers. We didn't do enough of them to break the tie between you. I look on the stage and I see nothing but winners. Huh? I look on the stage and I see nothing but winners. No? I look on the stage and I see nothing but winners. No, but in this specific game.

Don't clap for that. Thank you. It's Martin Luther King Jr. Day. He sees a group of butt winners. Butt winners. I'm a tank winner. I see nothing but winners. So whose tagline is it anyway?

It's very similar to that last game. John and I tied and he's behind. All right. All right, so Kumail, we'll start with you then. If you're not going to keep track, what are we doing here? I got two right, he got two right. I love that you're so mad about this. I'm not mad.

I don't think you got two each. Yes. We did. Yeah, we did. You have a pen. each oh yes we did yeah we did are you know you have a pen but but John got one after the two other names have been chosen I thought that was I got a free so I was kind of a friend I won more yeah yeah won that round thank you I will never stop fighting for justice

everyone in this audience says the people who listen to this show they know Thank you. I will never stop fighting for justice. Keep going. Everyone in this audience and the people who listen to this show, they know that these early games don't matter at all. And it all comes down to the last game. So go ahead and have your point. But it doesn't mean anything. Justice is its own reward. Right?

Yeah. It totally is. Also the points. And the points. Points and justice. And I might mention cronuts at this point because they are a delicious reward has anybody never had a cronut john did you pitch to hell hold up a cronut in the h and r block thing no you just hold up like a pink donut, like a Simpsons donut. Isn't that what they're called now? It read more like a donut, yeah.

Yeah, it totally looks like a donut. Also, I had to eat 400 of them. Oh, because you really took a bite out? Oh, yeah. Did you have a bucket? Yep. Yeah. I have not held a donut in my hand and eaten a whole donut in maybe five years.

Oh, buddy, you are missing out. And I just got the idea. Thank you. The next time I have donuts And I just got the idea. Thank you. The next time I have donuts, I'm also going to have a bucket. I'm just going to chew them for a while and then spit them into the bucket. I think if all if you had all food should be chewing them. That's the end of that.

Thank you. Thank you, Willy Wonka. Oh my God. When did the great eating disorder pandemic start? Well, Kumail Nanjiani had a great idea. We'd all just eat gum. Kumail has made two proclamations. I will never stop fighting for justice.

And all food should be chewing gum. And everyone can eat gum for the rest of their life. And like it. Listen, we're all dying. We might as well die skinny. Oh my god. Alright, so we'll start with you, Camille. Thank you.

What movie has the tagline, this is from all movies ever made, The quest begins. There's just only so many movies where people are on a quest. There are so many movies where someone's on a quest.

Like Quest for Fire. That's a movie where people are on a quest. Galaxy Quest is a movie where people are on a quest. There's is a movie where people are on a quest. There's a Van Damme movie called The Quest. The leader of the roots is Questlove. Questlove. That's right.

The Riddler has questions on his shirt. There's that great musical Quest Side Story. There's that tribe called Quest. Oh, there is. That's right. I don't think that's real. Five Old Ghosts Quest. Fuck me. Vision Quest.

Vision Quest. What do you got? The quest begins, which means that they thought it was going to be a series and they're looking for something. the quest begins, which means that they thought it was going to be a series. And they're looking for something. Yep, that's a quest.

Like Pee-wee was looking for his bike. Now I know it's not Pee-wee. How do you know that's not? I sometimes just blurt out the answers. All right. I will say, God damn it pass

I don't know I mean god damn it the movie someone said what so I should say something

I'm having a real tough time that's okay say the first movie you can think of what do you got was it Pee Wee's Big Adventure

no it wasn't going to be my guess but I just did it fast yeah I took up so much time yeah something that really ended with nothing you're fast and did with nothing I have something in my eye Jimmy Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy what Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy oh that's a funny guess it's wrong no no it's the most picture called Kubo and the two strings

which was altered from its original version Kubo and the two chains all right so we'll start with you again Kumail what movie has the tagline the ocean is calling and the whole thing is the ocean is calling. And the whole thing is the ocean is calling. Please pick up. Don't screen the ocean. It's so loud. You've got to take this call. The ocean is calling.

Oh my god. Friggin Ocean's Eleven. That's a beautiful answer because he has to get the team together. Ocean's Calling, man. We got to do this. Could be for any of the Ocean's movies, but no. John?

The Deep. That's a good one. But no. Demi? Moana. Moana is correct. Did you see it? I did.

It's good. I thought it was okay. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't either. What's holding back your enthusiasm? The ocean is calling. What's holding back your enthusiasm about Moana? Oh, me?

Yeah. I just felt like i was bored halfway through it and then by the end of it i just kind of went oh i guess that's how you resolved you had that feeling couldn't you just shake it off i could just just be not bored i hear the songs are good the songs are good yeah that's the saving grace of it all right we'll start with you Camille welcome to the urban jungle Zootopia that's correct by the way

very good movie Zootopia is great that's the front runner for the old best picture animated best animated picture maybe it'll get a best picture nomination

straight up no it won't Animated. Best animated picture. Maybe it'll get a Best Picture nomination. Straight up? No, it won't. Not in a million years. The sequel to it should be called Tootopia. I think they'll do that. What about Zootopia? Yeah, that's it.

This is what you do. I come in for punchdowns How about Zootopia Let's do it again And finally Who did Camille got that one So we'll start with you John You

Auditions begin 2016 Sing That's correct Once you figure out they're all kids movies yeah once you figure it out and of course john uh was partially inspiration for that because of you of course uh did a voice in uh minimum onions i'm sorry minions minions yes oh you were a voice in a movie a movie about getting the requisite number of Jews together to have a meeting. Look it up.

I was cut out of Zootopia. What? I was replaced. So much worse. They were like, we want the character, but not you. Who ended up playing the character? Yeah, who was it? It was a very minor little thing.

Small part. I did background. But who got it? It was, they went, they made it female. How dare they? First Ghostbusters and now Zootopia. Coming soon, Oceans 8. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, they're doing the Lady Oceans. I can't imagine nerds getting upset about that one. Who's passionate about the Oceans 11 movies? You are? I love the Oceans franchise. To the point where you'd be mad at a female version? No, but I didn't do that about Ghostbusters either. You didn't.

You were very cool. I was checking on you every day. You never got upset about it. I really admire that about you. Let's play Last Man Stanton. And where's the dude that drove from Fresno? Yeah!

Oh, you're Rogue One? No, he's Rogue One. I just saw your beard. Similar beards, though, to be fair. Yeah. And what do you... I mean, there's a few of those beards around. You drove from Fresno?

Yes, sir. And, um... Because why? Because it's like a holiday, so you figured traffic wouldn't be bad? My birthday's coming up. My wife got me a... My wife!

And you don't want to go to Fresno. I do not want to go to Fresno. Thanks for letting me off the hook. How long is that drive? It's about three and a half hours. Three and a half? You guys drive fast. Yeah, you're in one of those Did your own

My riff put me to sleep What, Kumail? I was gonna say exactly that I was gonna say your own riff put you to sleep Alright, so thank you for being here, dude What's your Twitter handle? Vega2203 Vega2203? dude. What's your Twitter handle? Vega 2203. Vega 2203? Yes, sir.

Is your name Vega? No. Street Fighter. Street Fighter, yeah. That's what I thought. It's not a Vincent Vega thing from Pulp Fiction. Or a 70s Chevrolet. Yeah. Where's the guy?

There's somebody that wrote to me with poop in their name. Robot Poop. Robot Poop. I apologize. I apologize I apologize mr. robot which are just little batteries I do know this guy no is that your name you drove from Oakland fight fight you had enough to do down here. He wanted to make sure that he didn't make the drive for this. What other stuff do you have? What? What other stuff do you have to do here?

Are you going to other shows? No, it's just her sister lives here. Oh, okay. All right. Settle down, Katie Couric. I know who that is, but I don't get it. She famously derailed Sarah Palin's campaign by asking her the hard question,

what magazines do you read? And you were really going after that guy in a similar, he was very Katie Couric-like. I wanted to see if he was coming to other shows. Where are your emails? So Vega is going to suggest a name of an actor or an actress, and we're all going to take turns guessing the names of movies that that person's been in.

If you can't think of one, you're out. And you get to use your name tag as a lifeline one time. You can go to the person whose name tag you chose, and they can help you out. And who do we decide? Nobody won that last game so we'll start with Kumail again you did not win the game we each got one does that mean you win this one too Kumail you win all ties that was not a tie this

one fair it's fair yeah we'll start with you Kumail and then go to Demi and me and then John I like to play along on this one And that's why I don't know in advance what the names gonna be. Did we discuss this at all Vega? Did we discuss this robot poop? We discussed that you had a name you didn't tell me what it was. Yes, Anthony Hopkins. So be... You don't have a firm handle on how this works, do you? I was about to say, you're going to be our backup. Didn't you also just do...

We just did it on the show, Anthony Hopkins. You caught up. I'm like four months behind. You're four months behind? All right, well... Well, now you're four months and one behind.

I'm happy that you're here, but God damn it. Thank God we have Vega, who's ready to go. And did you also say to me, or was it Robot Poop, which one of you said, if I don't like the name, you have a backup? That was you, Robot Poop? What's your backup to Anthony Hopkins? Mel Brooks. Mel Brooks?

I like that, to be honest with you. But that'd be kind of a fast one, because as great as Mel Brooks was, he wasn't that prolific. Anyway, Vega. Is. Is, yes. Oh, you guys didn't hear? Not true. Super rough.

That's a super rough one. He's alive. He just stopped making movies. Yeah. No, he makes Broadway shows and specials where he talks about stuff. Love Mel Brooks. But what do you got, Vega? Jessica Alba.

Jessica Alba? All right. I'm going to call an audible on this one. Come on! And you guys have to do... We're doing the films of Jessica Alba. An Alba-bable. We're doing the films of Jessica Alba and Mel Brooks. So the movies that they're both in?

Yes. All of the co-starring vehicles. Good night, everybody. Jessica Mel Brooks. No, just any movie that either one of them has been in separately. I mean, there might be something they were both in, but I doubt it. Starting with you there, Kamau. Mel Brooks or Jessica Alba?

All right. I will say Robin Hood Men in Tights. And I will accept, he plays cameos in most of his movies, Robin Hood Men in Tights. Mm-hmm. And I will accept, he plays cameos in most of his movies, but I'll accept anything that Mel Brooks directed. Okay, Spaceballs. Directed. Men in Spaceballs. Thank you.

Okay, I'm going to go with Good Luck Chuck. Nice. Demi? Young Frankenstein. Uh-huh. John. I mean, sorry, Kumail. I will

go with History of the World. Part 2. Full correct title please you can change it if you want history of the world part one yes hence that's the joke is it's the first part and you put it on there john um honey he was great in that. Okay. I'm going to go with... Oh, shit.

I kill myself with the correct title thing. Because I want to make sure... Oh, I got a good one. Never Been Kissed. Blazing saddles? But one person was like, aww, and one person was like, errr.

Blazing saddles. Never been kissed. Yeah, that was one of Jeff Scalvo's first things, yeah. I said blazing saddles. Yeah, you did. Oh, he said blazing? Yeah, he said blazing saddles. He said blazing saddles. Blazing saddles. Yeah, you did. Oh, he said Blazing Sads. He said Blazing Sads. Blazades. Manchester by the Sea is Blazingly Sad.

Kumail, you can go to your lifeline. Oh, no. Or... I'm good. Say something. Sin City. Okay. Into the Blue Sin City. Okay. Into the Blue.

Into the Blue. Good pull. Good pull. Oh, shit. Can I say, we can say anything Mel Brooks has directed? Yes, sir. Even because he wasn't in Young Frankenstein. Correct. Okay, but we can say anything Mel Brooks has directed? Yes, sir. Even because he wasn't in Young Frankenstein. Correct.

Okay, but we can say anything he directed in the world. Like, for instance, I'm going to say High Anxiety. That's a good one. I think he was in that, though. He was. Haziety. It's stupid of me to take a chance on this, but I don't. You can go to your lifeline.

Come back around. I'm just going to come back around. Fantastic Four. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't sure if it was the Fantastic Four or not but I think it's just

Fantastic Four. I think you're right. And I think I know what the next one was called. I do too. Kumail. Fantastic Eight. That's when they redid it

with all women. That was Kumail's chewing gum documentary I'll go with Dracula dead and loving it wow really good was it? I would have forgotten that one Dracula Dead and Loving It. Wow. Really good. Was it? I would have forgotten that one.

I would have forgotten about that one. The Producers. The Twelve Chairs. Wow, yeah. Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Circle. Yeah, you know it. Love them. Rise.

What was the new Fantastic Four called? Just Fantastic Four. So they've had a Fantastic 12 so far. Right? Three Fantastic Fours. We just call them Fours now. They've Three Fantastic Fours. We just call them fours now.

They've had three fours. Yeah. Well, there was an earlier four that never got released, Roger Corman. Anyway. That's true. Wait, did you say

that's true to your own? That's true. A wistful longing for the early Fantastic Four. That's true. A wistful longing for the early Fantastic Four. Too soon. Well. Kubel, you got anything? You go to your lifeline.

No, I got something. I'll go with Sin City, a Dame to Kill for. Ooh. Okay. John. Spy Kids. What was she in Spy Kids?

Spy Kids. She was like the girl. She was all about it, yeah. She was like the mom. She was the mom to the spy fucking kids. She was the mother to the titular Spy Kids. Yeah. And I do mean... Hey guys producer ryan here we know

that jessica alba was only in the fourth spy kids movie so you don't have to contact the corrections department thank you oh full title even for the first one disagree full title spy kids yeah i'm a dame to kill for. Spy Kids. These are my kids. They're spies. I'm Jessica Alba. And I approve this message. My kids are spies.

She was in Little Fockers. Yeah, she was. We're not going to argue about this. She was also in Machete. Machete. Yes. Alright. She was also in Machete. Yes. All right.

Spyhard. She's in that? You sure you don't want to go to your lifeline? Yes. Producers. Well, he already said that. He already said the producers. How were you not caught up to this show?

It's like I'm like four answers behind. I just was really chewing on that fantastic eight joke. Like it's a day old piece of gum that I had for dinner in Kumail's new world of culinary expression. Machete returns? Is that what it's called? Yeah, machete returns. That's not what it's called.

Yeah, that's not what it's called, unfortunately. Sorry, Kumail. Machete in space? Machete in the hood? What do you think, like, of all the pastimes Machete has, which one do you think would be in the title? Well, I know he don't text. What's his...

Okay, yeah, so it's called Machete Don't Text. Of all the... What's, like, his favorite thing to do? what does he do more than anything else in your mind? machete I think he uses his machete don't help him audience members

I'm already helping too much machete stabs? alright you're out machete slashes? you're out machete prunes trees machete gets rid of bamboo Machete stabs? All right, you're out. Machete slashes? You're out. Machete prunes trees? Machete gets rid of bamboo in your backyard?

Okay, John's out. Because it grows too fast? That one's called Hotel Rwanda. It's been a long enough time. Since Hotel Rwanda? Oh, wait, I didn't even get to use my own lifeline. Use it. It's your turn, yeah. Oh, wait. I didn't even get to use my own lifeline. Use it. It's your turn, yeah. Oh.

You're out of names? Of stupid machete jokes? Go on, you're out of Mel Brooks and Jessica Alves? Yeah, I'm out. Yeah. Okay. Sakura?

Is it Machete Kills? It is Machete Kills. Woo! And to be fair, when you think about it, that probably is his favorite thing to do. Yeah, I think so. I think he does it begrudgingly.

I'm going to go with the Mel Brooks movie, Life Stinks. Oh, yes. Fuck. I know that movie. Demi? I'm going to go Spy Kids 3D, Game Over. Whoa. Impressive. I'm not even going to write that down. Did to go Spy Kids 3D, Game Over. Whoa. Impressive.

I'm not even going to write that down. Did we do Spy Kids 2? The Search for Curly's Gold? No. We didn't do Spy Kids 2. You got to know the rest of it. Right. Okay.

Well, then I will say To Be or Not To Be. Oh, nice one. Very, very nice. Aren't you sad you're not in this game anymore? After doing so well in the first two ties? One was technically a win. Your loss is a fight for justice. Yeah.

I lost, but justice won. Yeah. I'll take that. All right, I'm going to need audience confirmation on this one because I'm pretty sure about it, but I could be wrong. Idle Hands. I'm going to go Spy Kids 2, Island of Lost Dreams.

I know all of the Spy Kids. You know your Spy Kids. They were made for me. You know that shit. John, anything else from you? Well. She was in Dark Angel, which was on Fox,

which had a lot of theatrical elements to it. Yeah, it was a very theatrical TV program. It was produced by James Cameron, so I'm pretty sure that counts. Anyway, your turn, Doug. If you can name

an individual episode other than the Anyway, your turn, Doug. If you can name an individual episode other than the pilot, we will count it. The title of the episode? Yeah. Episode 102? No. Pretty sure it was? Not what it said on the script when you read it.

Listen, that's all I read, pal. I need a script number, production number. Start day. Show me where to be. So you're out? I think so. Okay. Because you used your lifeline, right?

Yes, I did. Yeah. And she was very helpful. You were. We got through one more, two more rounds. Joe, you're still my buddy, but you really let me down.

Twice. There was a producer's remake. That's true. Am I back in? The producer's remake. I think there's a chance his voice is in it. He was definitely one.

You were so out of this. You were out. Did he not direct the remake? So I'm going to go with the producer's remake. I think you hear his voice in the same part Yeah he does his voice Recording of the Don't Be Stupid Be a Schmardy Don't Be Stupid Be a Schmardy come and join the Nazi party

Evergreen that joke Coming back around Lifeline I saw her mouth I'm out and I'm still asking I'm out Oh you're out. Spy Kids 4, All the Time in the World. That is the title of it.

I just don't know if she's in it. But she's not in that one. Can I look? Sure. If that's the title? I could double check to see if Alba's in it. I welcome it. Regardless of whether she's in it or not,

you're our winner today, Demi. Yeah. regardless of whether she's in it or not. You're our winner today, Demi. Yay! Yeah! Abby, come get your donuts and your various bags. Yeah, you got a helper. That's good. She is in it. She is in it. Congratulations.

Do you want your sign back? Yeah, take your sign back, too, while you're at it. Pass the other signs down to me so we have some... She is in it? She is in it. Hell yeah. You did it. Clap for me. Impressive. I've been trying, I've been sitting here trying to think of the movie she's in with Casey Affleck where he like kills the shit out of her.

Please Don't Kill Me. Manchester by the Bee. Killer Inside. The Killer Inside Me. What else did we miss? The Muppet Movie. Who's in the Muppet Movie? Silent Movie. Who's in The Muppet Movie? Silent Movie. Mel Brooks is in The Muppet Movie? Okay, and Silent Movie, Mel Brooks directed that.

Spaceballs. I think we said Spaceballs. Was that your guy again? What did you say? Camp Nowhere. Camp Nowhere is the Jessica Alba vehicle? Mechanic. Awake.

Awake? With Hayden Christensen. With Hayden Christensen. That's not a name you want to throw out to brag about. Yeah, with Hayden Christensen, dog. It's got Hayden Christensen, fool. All right, well, we did pretty good with Jessica Alba, I think. Good job, you guys.

Congratulations. Doesn't she make some products? Honest. She makes honest products. She makes a shit ton of dough. Billion dollar enterprise. She's a billionaire. She sold it? She sold it for a lot of money.

Yeah. And a lifetime supply of products. She's going to be a spy kid for her whole life. Do you think Jessica Alba would ever do this show? No. I don't feel a strong movie trivia comedy vibe

from her. Well, not with that attitude. But, you know, maybe we can lure her in with Emile Hirsch. I just keep telling everybody, you're going to be on with Emile Hirsch. They get excited, and then he doesn't show up. I know. You thought, at what point did you realize he was not going to be at the show today? Three or four days ago.

Oh, okay. Right about the time you and I got phone calls. Yep. Just because today's a holiday. When I hadn't heard at the end of day Friday, I thought, well, that's the end of that. Yeah. I'm going to hit him hard again. We got a show here next Monday night.

You hadn't a meal heard from his reps. Nine o'clock. Yeah. So come back to that and a meal heard from his reps. That's what I said. I wanted to acknowledge it. That was great. Thanks, dude.

It means a lot. Did you guys know he's Judd Hirsch's son? No, he's not. It's true. He's not. You know, I once saw Judd Hirsch at the airport. No, you didn't. That's not. You know I once saw Judd Hirsch at the airport? No, you didn't. That's right.

We could do this all day, but I got shitheads to say and Demi, what do you got to plug for yourself? Where can people see you and hear about you? I'm at ElectroLemon. Please listen to my podcast Gilmore Guys and please watch The Good Place, which I wrote for

and my episode already aired, so you don't have to keep watching. You should. It's great. Right on. When does this come out? Right away? Yeah, like tomorrow-ish. Okay, so Silicon Valley is on iTunes and HBO Go,

and the new season starts in April. A lot of April fans. People love certain months. Man, spring, you know. Bunch of April fools up in this piece. I'm so angry. I don't do this for a living, you guys. They don't like it when you insult them.

And our movie, The Big Sick, is going to be premiering at Sundance this week. And then it'll be out. So if you're at Sundance, come see it. Otherwise, it'll be out soon at some point. It's called The Big Sick. Look for it. Love it.

You and Zoe Kazan's in it. And Holly Hunter's in it. And Ray Roman is see it. Otherwise, it'll be out soon at some point. It's called The Big Sick. Look for it. Love it. You and Zoe Kazan's in it. And Holly Hunter's in it. And Ray Roman is in it. And Michael Showalter, who directed Hello, My Name is Doris, directed it. Very nice. It's going to be great. I can't wait to see it. Jon Hamm.

Do your taxes, everybody. Everybody do your taxes. Buy Mercedeses. Eat donuts. By what month do we have to turn in our taxes? April 15th you guys. Everyone knows that's next day. Get your taxes won. I also have a movie out Sunday. It's called Marjorie Prime.

Directed by Michael Amoreta. Starring myself, Lois Smith, Gina Davis and Tim Robbins. You can see that there. If in fact you're all there. In fact why don't you all come up and Tim Robbins. And you can see that there, if in fact you're all there. In fact, why don't you all come up and be my guest? Just everyone in the thing, just come on up. Is Lois Smith the lady that...

Five Easy Pieces. She was Jack Nicholson's... No, that wasn't what I was going to say, Smarty. That was not a smart-ass answer. It was fast. Like, that's the one movie that I thought she might be in? I know. Now I'm on your side.

Okay. She's in the greenhouse in Children of Men. I think I just saw that scene. I think that's Lois Smith. She's wonderful, wonderful. Very good actress. Very talented actress. Yeah, lots of stuff.

All right. So yeah, look for that. Go to Sundance, you guys. You got your tickets to Sundance? Seriously. I'll be at Sundance. I have like a two bedroom. You're going to Sundance?

No, I'm just going. I'm not doing anything. Just go hang out? Yeah, don't bother Come on, you guys, seriously. I'll be at Sundance. I have like a two-bedroom... Oh, you're going to Sundance? No, I'm just going. I'm not doing anything. Just go hang out? Yeah, don't bother me if you see me. Like, I'll be there, though. Oh, yeah, don't bother him, you guys. I mean, that was... I went too far.

Please talk to me. I feel like that might have been an overcorrection. It was a little bit. Well, thank you very much to all of my guests, Jon Hamm, Kumail Nanjiani, and Demi Adjayebe. I'll be doing Douglas movies at Charlie Good Nights in Raleigh. It's just called Good Nights now, I guess, but Raleigh, North Carolina on February 18th at 420.

And as always, Senator Jefferson Sessions is a shithead. Did you see yours Camille the dumbass who lost this game for me is a shithead the gift that keeps on giving Joe he lost the game he lost me the game A gift that keeps on giving. Joe. He lost the game. He lost me the game.

You're the shithead. Oh, it was a tie. You're the shithead.