Doug Loves Movies - Dustin "Duddy" Bushnell, Carlos Rodriguez and Trey Galyon guest

Episode Date: November 13, 2016

Live from The Punch Line in Sacramento, Doug welcomes Dustin "Duddy" Bushnell, Carlos Rodriguez and Trey Galyon to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...ivacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies! This is Doug Loves Movies! Coming to you once again from the sack punch, the good old Sacramento punchline
Starting point is 00:00:56 in Sacramento, California! That pause at the beginning was because I decided the chairs were all too far out, so the people sitting on the sides get really boned on the viewpoint if we're not sitting as far back as we can. So let us know if it's a problem. We could reseat you. You're good.
Starting point is 00:01:23 All right, well, wait till somebody's ass is sitting right there next to your face. You guys are only going to be able to see me. You're not going to be able to see any of the other people, but that's cool, right? Yeah, all right. Oh, boy. What a beautiful day it is today.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Saturday, November 12, 2016. The world has not ended. So let me see some name tags. I knew you guys would make the effort. Sacramento's always a great name tag town. I've seen that Dan in real life thing before, right? Not that you can't bring one again. Not from me.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Not from you? Okay. But it's my head on a pancake. Oh, that's... What? That's weed? My head is on some weed? I thought it was a pancake because the Dan in Real Life poster, he's got his head on a pancake.
Starting point is 00:02:21 But Doug in Real Life, if I made that movie, my head would be on just a bunch of stray weed. Just clumps of weed. Oh no, somebody's trying to show me an Amy Adams poster. I don't appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:02:38 At the scene of the crime, that is not cool. He had it hidden behind his Ian Glorious Bastards. I like Kate people. Is that like a little cat bell on there? That's a good way to get attention. I like that.
Starting point is 00:02:54 What's that one that looks like a record? Kate Pyre Records. What? Kate Pyre. Your name's Kate? My mom was a hippie. Your mom was a hippie, okay. You don't have to make excuses for your fucked up name, Cade.
Starting point is 00:03:09 I do, I do. So you went with... Cade Pire Records? Alright. I might be able to think of a better one than that. Do it. Marla-ion Flux? Maria-on Flux.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Maria-on Flux. All right. And the sword up front, I'm fascinated by that. It says seven. Cameron? Camerai. Camerai. All right.
Starting point is 00:03:42 I thought they weren't allowing weapons in the club, but that's cool. Thank you to everybody for making name tags, and good luck to all of you. I feel like I know at least what I brought was pretty good. This is going to be a good prize bag. Doug plugs. Doug Loves Movies is back at UCB Los Angeles Franklin location this Tuesday, November 15th at 9.30 p.m.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Helium, It's a Gas, Portland, Oregon, Saturday, November 19th at 9.30pm. Helium, It's a Gas, Portland, Oregon, Saturday, November 19th at 4.20pm. I feel bad that people are out protesting a lot in Portland, so I feel bad telling them to stop protesting and come to my show. So just follow, you know, follow your
Starting point is 00:04:20 heart. San Diego, November 23rd, New York City, a lot of protesting going on there as well. I'm there November 27th, so it's up to you if you want to come out to a show instead of San Antonio December 3rd.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Austin, Fort Lauderdale, Irvine are all in December. And I will be back here on this very stage at the Sacramento Punchline doing my annual holiday stand-up show on Thursday, December 29th.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Yeah! So I hope to see you guys here for that. Douglovesmovies.com for all of my tour info. Douglovesmovies.com Let's look in the prize bag. We got the penultimate, next to last, Ash vs. Evil Dead chainsaw finger thingy.
Starting point is 00:05:33 From that popular TV program, Sunday Nights on Stars. All of my stuff I brought in one of these beautiful Doug Loves Gift Bags bags that was made for me by someone in Boston. They gave me like three or four of them all at once there in Boston, and I'm using them as gift bags because it's just too cute. Doug Loves Movies T-shirt. Looks like an extra big one.
Starting point is 00:06:02 And from Peacemaker, one of their little rubber, green rubber Peacemaker pipe, in case you, like, forgot to bring something tonight. Because we're going to have a little bonfire after the show. Gotta love the How About Arden Mall. They're trying to, they've added some stuff. They've redone the Century Movie
Starting point is 00:06:30 Theaters. When is that supposed to open, do you know? Not soon enough, right? Because sorry, UA Theaters and Arden Fair Mall. You suck. I saw Concussion there last December when I was here. And...
Starting point is 00:06:50 Exactly. I'm telling you the truth. It's not a very good... So I'm glad they updated the old, you know, those weird huts that they used to have. The Century Theaters used to be weird, roundish. They looked like boobs.
Starting point is 00:07:06 They looked like boobs, yeah. But weren't there three of them? It was total recall boobs. But they also took those big huts and sawed them in half to make it more of a multiplex. So the shapes of the theatres were very strange. You're just kind of like,
Starting point is 00:07:22 hey, the movie's over that way. And I think because I saw Transformers, the one where T.J. Miller dies, spoiler alert. I saw that one there, and I walked out right after T.J. died. Yeah, nobody batted an eye. No one was like, are you sure you don't want to watch the rest of Transformers 4?
Starting point is 00:07:47 Trans...for...mers. I want to watch the rest of Transformers 4. Transformers. What were we talking about? Why did I get into that? Oh, this mall. So now they're sprucing it up and they have a new sign and it still says How About Arden on it, but they're also trying to get
Starting point is 00:08:04 the really hip, cool HBA going, which just sounds like a sexually transmitted disease. Hey, you want to go to HBA? No, I don't want to get HBA. Hanging out over at HBA. But good for them, you know. This neighborhood could use
Starting point is 00:08:24 some nice stuff speaking of nice stuff all of my guests brought really nice stuff for the prize bag so let's get them out here please give a big warm Sacramento welcome to Carlos Rodriguez Dustin Bushnell
Starting point is 00:08:39 and Trey Gallion Galeon. Come on up, fellas. Take a seat. Yes, just go back as far as you can. That's good enough. That's good, Carlos. Good job. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Just want to make sure the people on the side can see okay. Oh. Oh, his hat. All right. Damn. Hey, what's up, Doug? Not much. Let's meet our guests individually, starting with the first timer on the stage. It's Dustin, Duddy, Bushnell, everybody.
Starting point is 00:09:26 How's it going? Thanks for having me. From the super popular and fun band, Dirty Heads. Yeah, Dirty Heads are in town playing the Ace of Spades tonight. Is that a good venue? All right, well, I'm going to go check it out. If the
Starting point is 00:09:47 Ace of Diamonds down the street is sold out, I'm going to go check out the Ace of Spades. Why do you think it's called that? The Ace of Spades. Do you have any theories? Have you played there before? I have played there before. Why do you think it's called that? I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:10:05 It used to be a gambling place or something? Could be. there before? I have played there before. Why do you think it's called that? I have no idea. It's a good time, though. Did it used to be a gambling place or something? Could be. They're big Motorhead fans, man. Big Motorhead fans. Lemmy. Did you ever meet Lemmy Duddy? I ran into him a few times at the bar at the Rainbow Room.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Yeah? But, you know, at that time we were both pretty wasted, so I was more just like, hey, how are you? Cool, bye, kind of thing. Yeah? But yeah. But you did get to talk to him? A little bit.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Not much. Did you shake his hand? I did. Biggest hand I ever shook. Yeah. Big fucking hands on that guy. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:38 It's like his whole, it's like, I'm like, hey, what's going on? And he puts out his hand and I'm like, oh, I didn't know you had a catcher's mitt behind your back. I would have said let's play some catch. Trying to prank me, dude. It was a foam finger. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:55 No, but it was, yeah, he had a very, I met him in an elevator at a music festival and, you know, he has, we just said hi and shook hands
Starting point is 00:11:02 and, you know. That's how he could rip on the bass, man. But gigantic hands. Really rough, too. Like rough man hands that were giant. My hand got cucked by his hand. But that's what everybody calls you is Duddy, right, Dustin? Yes, that is what they call me.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Yeah, so I'm going to call you that. All right, I like it. You know, that is what they call me. Yeah, so I'm going to call you that. All right, I like it. You know, that's what they call you. I'm part of they. I'm part of the whole they thing. You can call me whatever you want. And this is the last night of your tour. The last night, going home tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Are you missing sound check to do this? No, I did that before I came. Whoa. Yeah. Fucking pro. Fucking professional shit right there. Anyone coming to the show tonight? game. Whoa! Yeah! Fucking pro. That's fucking professional shit right there. Anyone coming to the show tonight?
Starting point is 00:11:51 Anyone coming? Who's coming to the show? Sweet. Wow, you are killing it, man. Cool. That show, in this audience's defense, that show is sold out, and this audience is a bunch of nerds that don't go to cool shows. You know,
Starting point is 00:12:09 if you put together a thing where they can make a sign and bring it to the show, possibly win some shit, then we'd have the same audience. The audience you have is lucky to remember to bring their tickets. A lot of them forget. You'd be surprised. Yeah, but that's the great thing about now you can just have to remember to bring their tickets. A lot of them forget. You'd be surprised.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Yeah. But that's the great thing about now you can just have it on your phone or whatever. You know. I suppose. I don't know. I don't buy tickets. Jeez. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:36 You fucking elite. Fucking big timer up here with the shit, dude. You're lying. You guys are lying. That is fucking ridiculous. Yeah. Some of us pay to get into music shows. Not me. I sneak in. with the shit, dud. What's a lion? You guys wait, lions? That is fucking ridiculous. Yeah, some of us pay to get into music shows.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Not me, I sneak in. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that's Carlos Rodriguez, everybody. Sneak in.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Second time on the show, that horn the first time, that made me love him forever. When he made that noise last December. It's been 11 months since we've seen you, Carlos. How's it going? It goes well. It goes smooth.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Sounds like you've been hanging out too much with... You keep going. I'll think of it. Okay. Pablo Francisco
Starting point is 00:13:25 Okay Okay He said What's up buddy Hey buddy How you doing So no It's going well
Starting point is 00:13:30 It's going smooth What's up Sacramento How you guys doing Look good Feel good Yeah Ready to win stuff Alright
Starting point is 00:13:39 You feel Did you win The first time you were on No I lost just by a little bit Because Tate Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate, that son of a bitch?
Starting point is 00:13:48 He fucking murdered it with this Wayne's World shit. Oh, yeah. He knew the director. He knew the director's son. He knew the script writer. I was like, what the fuck? Are you in fucking Wayne's World? The director's son is the only odd one
Starting point is 00:14:02 about that. It's not that weird to know who directed and wrote a movie. No, but who directed Wayne's World? The director's son is the only odd one about that. It's not that weird to know who directed and wrote a movie. No, but like, who directed Wayne's World? Exactly. Amy Heckerling. Really? Did he? I don't fucking know. One person knew. Wayne's World 2
Starting point is 00:14:17 was Penelope Spheeris. I know that. Anyway. Thanks for being back, Carlos. And let's say hello to the guy who's been on this show the most. He's probably never won the prizes for the people. It's Trey Gallion, everybody!
Starting point is 00:14:37 Thank you. Very nice. Sacramento. First time in Sacramento. Yeah, he's never been to Sac, you guys. What? But I did know it was the capital of California from watching
Starting point is 00:14:52 Eight is Enough. None of them know what Eight is Enough is. Right, Eight is Enough was in Sacramento. I just aged the shit out of myself. I got a thumbs up in the front row. What's up, The Flash? There's also like a Black Panthers movie took place
Starting point is 00:15:10 here probably. Not concerned with that. Just eight is enough. Okay. Also another thing that gives it away is the mural you're sitting right in front of. Right. Whenever you see a Capitol building depicted usually you're in the Capitol. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes total sense. Look at're in the Capitol. Yeah, that
Starting point is 00:15:26 makes sense. That makes total sense. Look at that. It is. It's right there. Big as shit. Now I know what tattoo I want. Trey, you're in town doing a California swing. You got some stuff going on in California? Yeah, heading down to LA after this.
Starting point is 00:15:44 And I'm going to do some shows down there. And you're going to see the Dirty Heads tonight at the Ace of Spades, right? I'm totally going to do that. See what's up with this fucking Ace of Spades place. Oh, yeah. It'll just be me and Doug and the crowd. Yeah, sold out. I bought all the tickets.
Starting point is 00:16:04 It's a big prank we're pulling on you. Don't tell the other guys. Don't fucking ruin it. Just do your regular show for me and Trey. Hope you don't mind. We're going to sit down on the ground. Because this is a standing room only venue and that is bullshit.
Starting point is 00:16:21 And we're just going to yell out requests the whole time. It'll be fun. No, you guys will have fun. I would actually enjoy the hell out of that. This is actually the final show of this tour, right? Final show. Going home tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:16:33 So that's exciting. Very exciting. Back home to Fullerton? Huntington? Huntington Beach. Sorry. How dare you? Right?
Starting point is 00:16:43 Come on. Huntington, Fullerton, I'm sorry. And he's from California. Oh, I am, yeah. I totally live it. Now that it's legal, I'm going to try weed. Congratulations, you guys.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Duddy, what do you got for the prize bag, my friend? I just got some Dirty Heads Just some Dirty Heads stuff I got like a signed poster, a hoodie, some stickers Things like that, yeah Is the name Dirty Heads, that's basically just a nod to people who don't wash their hair? You know, me and Jared, we grew up together
Starting point is 00:17:30 and our older brothers were friends and it was kind of just, we were the little grumps. That's what they called you guys? They called me little dirty heads, get the fuck out of here. We always, you know, trying to steal their beers
Starting point is 00:17:39 when they're having parties and stuff, the younger brothers. I like that better than, I wouldn't want us to go see a band called Rugrats. No. So I'm glad they called you Dirty Heads. But also, I'm old enough to remember 8-track tape players. And you had to clean your heads on those.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Yes, yes. If you actually look up Dirty Heads, you will find that. That's also another musical reference in your name. There you go. There you go. Came full circle. Figuring shit out. Yeah, pass that stuff down here to me, please.
Starting point is 00:18:09 If that's not too difficult. That is not the first time you have told me to pass you something. And Trey, tell us about what you brought. I got... Oh, here. Thank you. There's that. I got a copy of my CD, The Moronic.
Starting point is 00:18:27 And the CD looks, it's an unrolled joint on the CD. And then there's a picture of me at the Statue of Liberty, and there's a story of me getting caught with weed at the Statue of Liberty on here. And that photo was taken
Starting point is 00:18:41 that particular day. So there's that. Oh, and I brought 10 of these with me. And so I'll have them after the show. No reasonable offer refused is how we're going to do this. I hope you guys have pennies on you. No. Yeah, give your pennies.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Don't throw a nickel down or some shit. I'm going to be living off this for the next little bit. So just keep that in mind. Was that, I just pulled up my dad on that. Guilt trip the shit out of everybody. Enjoy. I think you undersold this, Duddy. This hoodie is really nice.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Yeah, yeah. I just bought some dirty head shit. Hey, man. Only the best for you guys. Only the best. It's a nice color. It's a nice size. Seems like it'll work for most of us. Super soft. You know, it doesn't happen often, but this is another gift from the bag
Starting point is 00:19:36 I'm gonna keep. Yeah, I might have to raid the merch van. Well, it's just gonna be you guys, so... Yeah! Whatever you want. Pass your shit down here. I got a Bill Hicks DVD, too. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:50 And, um... Wait, this last thing. No, no, it's a barf bag. I usually bring my shit in barf bags because I collect them. But this, my teacher... My teacher... My teacher teaches second grade.
Starting point is 00:20:04 My sister, in other words. And one of her kids made this. So I brought that for you guys. What is it? A fucking minion? It's a bee that's made out of a rock. Oh. It looks like a minion.
Starting point is 00:20:17 No, it's not a minion. That is adorable. It's got little googly eyes on it, too. It's fun. It got a lot of heart. All right. Let's put it right on. It got a lot of heart. Thanks for bringing that minion bee. Quit, don't.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Alright. Good job, little kid. Does the kid listen to this podcast? Yeah. Fucking shut it off, you little bitch. Oh! Damn. That was Doug. That was not Trey. By the way, sis. We're about to skip this B-rock in a minute. I just, you know, we're allowed to be politically incorrect now,
Starting point is 00:20:53 so I'm just really having fun with it. Oh, I'm going to say retard about 50 times today. I'll feel a little bad about it later, but... No, you won't. You will not feel bad about it. Yeah, you're right. I may throw in a faggot or two. We'll see. Oh, too much Sacramento?
Starting point is 00:21:16 I forgot. You guys are the capital. Very liberal in the capital. Yeah, I have no idea either. Carlos, what do you got for the bag? I got, um, here. I'm glad we built up to this, because
Starting point is 00:21:33 this isn't just some stupid hoodie. I got a nice bottle of water for... No, fuck off. Yeah, no, I, um, I was walking out the house, and I decided that there was this thing. We're moving, so I had a Super Nintendo. But this is it. It's only a Super Nintendo. There's no cords.
Starting point is 00:21:54 No joysticks. No. Sneaky Mexican! Craigslist that shit. But then I got, I got put, yeah, there's stuff in it too, but I got,
Starting point is 00:22:06 here, a game, Super Mario World. Oh, okay. Another game is Sim City. Another game is
Starting point is 00:22:14 Bill Lambert's Combat Basketball. Oh, nice. Dude, that one alone. Legend of Zelda. Classic.
Starting point is 00:22:25 So that's the prize bag It's got all the cords and stuff in there Yeah it's got everything I was fucking with you guys And it's in a and it's in a bag that has
Starting point is 00:22:32 the Capitol building on it Yeah the Capitol building So The Trader Joe's bag Really coming together You can put all kinds of stuff
Starting point is 00:22:40 in there Cause now they charge us what 10 cents a bag now? That's ridiculous. Yes, it is ridiculous. Just today, a girl said to me, Walgreens, do you want a bag for this? I'm like, give me two of those fuckers.
Starting point is 00:22:57 I am flush. And now I'm sad that I don't have those two dimes anymore because I want to buy Trey's CD. Trey's CD. I'm sad that I don't have those two dimes anymore because I want to buy Trey's CD. I went into Walgreens, slapped down a quarter,
Starting point is 00:23:14 and was like, keep the change, bitch. That was not as good as yours. Yeah, I was just kidding around when I said the word bitch. You sounded a little like you meant it. Why do people always think that I mean it? Was the kid that
Starting point is 00:23:29 made that thing a boy or a girl? Oh, it was a girl. Oh, I feel really bad now. Good. I'd call it like a little boy a bitch, but a girl, that's not right. No, it's totally a little girl. The boy made the frog and he wouldn't give it up. I mean, respect. You know, it was a cool frog.
Starting point is 00:23:46 That's why I wanted it. Frogs are tight. Frogs are tight. No, the girl was like, you can have the bee. Thanks, girl. All right, don't forget that at any time, if you want everybody to be quiet, the safe word is Donnie.
Starting point is 00:24:00 And let's just go down the line starting with Duddy. What was the last movie you saw? Have you seen any movies out on the... Do you watch stuff in the tour bus or whatnot? Yeah, yeah, a lot of horror films this tour. Because a lot of it was in October. October, and I did go to the movies, and I saw the new Blair Witch.
Starting point is 00:24:22 You did? Yes. So you'll see any horror movie? Yeah, pretty much, yeah. I love horror films. You just like that shit. I love that shit. Do you hate some of them,
Starting point is 00:24:36 or do you pretty much always like it if it's a horror movie? Oh, no, I hate a lot of them. Okay, good. You have taste. I actually really like the Blair Witch, but I saw it. Surprisingly, it was the only people in the theater. Surprisingly for The Blair Witch 2.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Has anyone seen it? Did Doug buy that theater out too? Oh, that part where it was so claustrophobic. I was standing up in the theater doing this type of shit just because it was such a claustrophobic fucking movie that I had to make sure that I could still do this while I was watching it. Yeah, it's nice to be able to just, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:07 enjoy your space. You should see it. You should see it. Yeah, that sounds intense, man. Yeah, I kept standing up when I was watching Gravity by myself because my pants were around my ankles and it just seemed
Starting point is 00:25:23 better to stand And Nothing gets me hornier Than Sandy B in space I won't see a rival Because Amy Adams in space I wouldn't be able to handle it Would not be able to handle it
Starting point is 00:25:40 That's a nice picture of her I'm going to throw a donut at it later That's still every picture of her. I'm going to throw a donut at it later. I still every once in a while get a message from somebody. What's your beef with Amy Adams? Oh, man. I know. I've always liked her. Fuck that bitch. Trey, stop saying that.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Donnie. Donnie. What was the last movie you saw? I saw Who Took Johnny. Yeah, a few people. It's a documentary. About a kid that got taken? Yeah, about the first kid on the milk carton.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Oh, first ever milk carton kid. And that story doesn't end well, does it? Not at all. They're like, let's try it again, you know? This next time, let's not put it on expired bottles. It's fucking...
Starting point is 00:26:35 There's a lot of layers to that shit. I meant cartons. They weren't on bottles. No, yeah, it was straight cartons. Etched in the glass botanical. But is it an absorbing documentary? Yeah, man. I mean, it'll twist your head a little bit and it'll get you going down a rabbit hole. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:26:55 man, there's some sick, twisted, rich, powerful people in this country that like little kids. And there's people that'll provide them for them. God, it just makes you feel bad for the poor people who like little kids. And there's people that'll provide them for them. God, it just makes you feel bad for the poor people who like little kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:13 So... Carlos, what about you? Oh, you guys don't want to talk about that one? Come on. That was all I needed to know to probably never watch that movie. I don't know if I... It sounds profoundly depressing, but maybe I'll check it out sometime.
Starting point is 00:27:41 It's good, though. It won't get you totally sad. It's not like that Romanian runaway documentary. What's that one called? I want to know your playlist. This sounds amazing. What the fuck are you watching? Dude, that was one that Matt Bearden got us with
Starting point is 00:27:56 in Austin after the bar closed. Like, hey, come over to my house and watch a movie and then throw that one on and bum everybody out. And then like four o'clock in the morning he's like, alright, see you guys later. And send us out the door all sad. You don't remember what it's called? I don't. I'd have to ask
Starting point is 00:28:14 him. But yeah, it was about Romanian runaways that live in the subways over there. Why don't you text him? Right now? Yeah. Alright. Because I'm going to talk to Carlos for a second. What was the last movie you saw? I went to the. Because I'm going to talk to Carlos for a second. All right. What was the last movie you saw? I went to the theater
Starting point is 00:28:27 and I saw two movies. I saw Hacksaw Ridge. Really? Yeah. I hear it's very violent but somewhat compelling. Yeah, it's okay. Like, the last hour is cool.
Starting point is 00:28:42 You know, because it's got violence and it's kind of like it's not Braveheart-ish, but it's got that feel to it a little bit. Mel Gibson directed it. Yeah, Mel Gibson. Got some fans.
Starting point is 00:28:53 He makes good movies. When you're in your trailer making meth, there's nothing better to have on than lethal weapons. He made Apocalypto. He put Mexicans on the map. Gallipoli's fun to watch when you're...
Starting point is 00:29:10 And then, but it was okay. And then I did The Love Story. I didn't need The Love Story. But the Doctor Strange that I seen after that was dope. I went and seen Doctor Strange. Doctor Strange, people seem to like it a lot. I saw a list in Rolling Stone magazine, I think, did a list of Marvel movies,
Starting point is 00:29:24 and they made it number two, even though it's the most recent. Number two after Guardians of the Galaxy, which I agree is the best one. Yeah. But, yeah, I got to think, yeah. Got to go along with that. I haven't seen any movies in the last few days. My flights have been too short and I've had
Starting point is 00:29:50 too much to do, but I can't complain about that. So let's... I do love movies, dude. What's something that you love? Movies? I like it.
Starting point is 00:30:12 We're finding some common threads between all the people in this room. What was the last movie you saw? A Shirley Temple movie? What the fuck? What kind of shit is that? Oh man, this whole Trump thing is depressing. I'm going to watch a Shirley Temple
Starting point is 00:30:35 movie. On the good ship lollipop It's a strange trip To the candy shop In a van you'll play Until they put you On a milk carton
Starting point is 00:30:58 Alright Nothing happened to Shirley Temple Relax She was kidnapped three times in her life, though. She's set free every time, though. Yeah, she always got away. Yeah. This is the part of the show where I say,
Starting point is 00:31:16 let the games begin! People brought wonderful name tags. The name tags were always good here. You can always count on the greatest name tags, the best name tags you'll ever see. So everybody go ahead and hold those up. Be careful with that sword. And gentlemen, pick out whoever you'd like to play for.
Starting point is 00:31:44 There's a giant joint over there. Is that what that is? Yeah, it totally is. I was like, did they have something that's called a joint? Just go pick the name tag you want to play for, grab it, and bring it back to your seat. And while you guys do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back.
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Starting point is 00:32:58 that's it. It's over. Make sure to head to loot crate.com slash Doug and enter the code Doug, D-O-U-G, to save $3 off any new subscription today. Back to the show. We're back. Who are you playing for, Duddy? Good job, everybody.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Duddy? What's up? Who are you playing for on behalf of? Super High Sandra. And she made a, I would imagine is a former megaphone. She turned it into a giant joint. Looks like it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:37 She did a great job. It's really neat. I like the way she put some, she bedazzled the end of it. She even put a little filter on fire. It's got a filter in the little end. Which means she cares. Oh, and they're angry. Oh, they're a glow stick.
Starting point is 00:33:53 You did good, Sandra. Yeah, good job, Sandra. Good job, Sandra. Next step is to fill it with actual weed. Next time We have enough You guys are the
Starting point is 00:34:09 You both just picked a pink box of donuts But there's a name tag attached at least So what's yours Trey? That's my defense Sarah Wars episode donuts And that is I want to bust a note Look at how greasy the bottom of that is.
Starting point is 00:34:25 I know, and it's heavy, too. There's a lot of donuts in there. There's some old fashions in there. Some chocolate ice. Some sprinkles. Describing them isn't that much more interesting than throwing them. Are you going to have one? Yeah, I'm totally going to have one.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Alright, so take the one you want out. There you go. Now just put the rest on the floor and we'll throw them at the end if there's time. Time permitting. Good job. Carlos? I got a pink box too.
Starting point is 00:34:57 You got Crowbar the Barbarian? Yeah. There's a person here named Crowbar? That's your nickname? Your nickname is Crowbar? Did someone use you to open up a trunk or something? Did you use crowbars for a living? No? That's my guess.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Crowbar. All right. And he brought him another box of donuts. Cool, cool. Look at that. Chock full of donuts. Yeah. Mine are better. Yours are because he has spr Look at that. Chock full of donuts. Yeah. Mine are better.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Yours are because you have sprinkles. You're fucking up, Crowbar. But there's 17. Oh, there's 17? Never mind. 17 donuts in there? I didn't count mine.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Duddy, do you want a donut? No, I'm good. Thanks. I just didn't want you to be left out because these guys are just chowing down on donuts. It's very I'm good, thanks. I just didn't want you to be left out because these guys are just chowing down on donuts. It's very nice of you, though. You got a show later and all.
Starting point is 00:35:49 It's nobody's biz. Hey, can I get just a soda water on ice? Yeah, you know, I didn't eat lunch. I'm going fries. Oh, there you go. Let me get a dip. Let me get a dip. I didn't know they were just open for the baby.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Oh, yeah, that's... Trey, how long have you been a comic? If somebody has something in the front row at the table you get any of it that you want Those are the rules I had no idea, man The flash shares That's the bond that the audience has with the performers
Starting point is 00:36:15 Front row food I'm happy with my choice But yeah, I'm drinking just a straight up soda water because I'm still in my sober month Thank you so much, sir Let's hear it for all the staff here at the Punchline Yeah, if I just drink straight up soda water I'd convince myself, I'm having a cocktail
Starting point is 00:36:41 It's fizzy and delicious. I don't normally taste the vodka anyway. That's how smooth and good Tito's vodka is. I've seen you pour an entire glass of just vodka. No ice, nothing. And just take it down.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Do you remember that night? What? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. One of those blackout nights there. Yeah, where were we? I don't remember. Like Maryland? Maryland?
Starting point is 00:37:16 I think so. Silver Springs, Maryland? Yeah, and you guys just randomly showed up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Remember that? No, I remember that. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Oh, yeah. The bus. Yep. Oh, yes. Okay. I. Oh, yeah. Remember that? No, I remember that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. In the bus. Yep. Oh, yes. Okay. I remember shit, though. I'm good at that. That escalated quickly.
Starting point is 00:37:32 That was a fun night. The first game we're going to play today is called Jason and Deb's IMDb Game. I'll start naming movies from somebody's top four projects sometimes not movies top four on IMDB buzz in with your own name when you think you have
Starting point is 00:37:58 the right answer, negative point if you are wrong bonus points for the additional names if you were wrong. Bonus points for the additional names if you were right. You okay, Trey? Yeah, yeah. I'm not even sure how this works right now.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Well, you know, I'm happy to continue to explain some more. You know how on IMDb you've gone to that site sometimes for movie info? It'll say, let's say it's Nicole Kidman, it'll say Most Known For.
Starting point is 00:38:35 And the first thing will be like, fucking Tom Cruise. And then the second thing... No. It'll list four movies and sometimes a TV show or something, but usually movies. So the idea is once I start saying them, as soon as you put together what actor you think it is,
Starting point is 00:38:53 just say Duddy and then jump in with your guess. I gotcha. Yeah. You just don't want to go in too early because the first movie's going to have more than one person in it usually. So you can't know for sure which one it is. Usually.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Usually. This is occasional, like, March of the Penguins is probably just Morgan Freeman. I don't think we know any of the penguins by name. Okay. Here we go. The first title in this person's top four on IMDb is Phone Booth.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Which does not have a huge cast. Uh-uh. But Phone Booth. Ooh, it's 519 which means it's almost 520 420 somewhere okay
Starting point is 00:39:55 if you want I'll just go with Colin Farrell you're buzzing in oh yeah yeah say Carlos Carlos I'm an alcoholic
Starting point is 00:40:03 I got 34 days no yeah for phone booth you're buzzing in Say Carlos. Carlos. Carlos, I'm an alcoholic. I got 34 days. No. Yeah. For phone booth, you'd buzz in and say Colin Farrell? Yeah. Bold.
Starting point is 00:40:12 That's correct. I could have sworn he said, don't say it after the first name. But I think he figured out phone booth is like, there's other people in it, but it's mostly just Colin Farrell in a phone booth. All right, so you get to name three more movies that you think Colin Farrell gets in his best known for.
Starting point is 00:40:38 I'm going to say Minority Report, The Recruit, and what's that other I'm just gonna say some random stupid one because that's usually what happens what's that
Starting point is 00:40:51 what's that Tom Hanks one with the Mary Poppins bullshit saving Mr. Banks yeah yeah saving Mr. Banks wrong in all three cases Yeah, yeah, say Mr. Baines. Wrong in all three cases.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Damn it! That was amazing. The remaining three, according to them, are Total Recall. Oh, that was shit. With a K. But also my favorite Colin Farrell movie and performance, Imbruge. Oh yeah, Imbruge Bruges Very good Lobster
Starting point is 00:41:28 They went Miami Vice Yeah why didn't you go the lobster They're trying to make Colin Farrell look super shitty Yeah With these things So stop doing that IMDB Did any of you see Miami Vice One two three Alright You don't need to be pulling the crowd about things so stop doing that, IMDb. Did any of you see Miami Vice?
Starting point is 00:41:46 One, two, three. All right, you don't need to be polling the crowd about things. Just gets everybody loose, thinks they can yell out Amy Adams whenever they feel like it. My bad. I wonder if there's somebody in the seat of the person who yelled Amy Adams
Starting point is 00:42:04 and if they're going to be haunted by this spirit. It was the guy that loves movies. Forced to yell out. No, it was a lady. No, it was the one sitting in the seat. It's a lady that I probably lost as a fan that day. If she ever was. She might have just been...
Starting point is 00:42:25 Oh, this is fun. Speaking of polls, applaud if you've never heard the Douglas Movies podcast. So that guy dragged you here? Yeah. Yeah? Is that what happened over there?
Starting point is 00:42:39 He's... You got dragged with somebody else? Yeah. Yeah, so I think that's what happened to the Amy Adams girl is I think she was here with somebody, didn't know the format of the show, didn't know that I'd fucking flip a switch
Starting point is 00:42:50 if you just yelled out the answer. And so she just was like, what the fuck is happening to me? Everywhere I've gone my entire life, I've got nothing but smiles from people when I yell Amy Adams. All right. So, Carlos has one point,
Starting point is 00:43:12 and Trey and Duddy don't have one point. Here's the new round. Buzz in with your own name when you think you know it. First movie. American Beauty. American... Oh, I thought of a fun mashup. American Beauty Call. Trey.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Really? Yeah. All right. You guys have obviously Heard the show before What's your guess? Kevin Spacey That's correct Alright Trey
Starting point is 00:44:00 You get three more swings At Kevin Spacey Superman All right, Trey, you get three more swings at Kevin Spacey. Superman. Wait, no, that was a different... People are laughing at you. Used to that. Yeah, holy shit, man. You can't think of any?
Starting point is 00:44:24 I got the lockups on Kevin Spacey what about that one? there was just one that just came out where he was a cat yeah right yeah oh this is really gonna piss me off oh there was that one where he was kind of a smooth guy
Starting point is 00:44:47 and talked people into whatever he wanted them to do. He was a really good talker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Usual suspects. What was the one where he was in fucking space? That keeps popping up. His name is Spacey. Yeah, never mind. Hang on.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Driving Miss Daisy. And Pulp Fiction. I thought I was being silly with that clue that every movie he's in, he's like a smooth-talking guy who convinces people of things, but you did pick out one of them. You got Usual Suspects.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Got that point! But they also had L.A. Confidential and House of Cards from Netflix. Frank. Yeah. Alright, so... Wow, why are you so aggressive
Starting point is 00:45:47 I don't know I got super cocky It's gonna bite me in the ass I know it Damn What's like getting high saying You know I'm not very good at this Don't worry about it I'm not playing one of your requests Yeah what's up bitch
Starting point is 00:46:03 Whoa Now we got a little better last though, alright? I'm gonna have you kicked out tonight. It's gonna be just us. Donnie. I Donnie'd myself. That's what this whole country should be saying. Alright.
Starting point is 00:46:26 This is the third and final round. We'll have a tiebreaker if you guys happen to be tied. I'll be surprised if I get one. You ready, Daddy? I got faith in you. Thanks, man. You were second to go
Starting point is 00:46:39 and called me a bitch. Yeah, totally. Mind games, dude. Mind games. Yeah, Trump went from this woman is horrible and nasty to we had a lovely conversation. Hey, man, I'm Trumping you right now. You got a very, how dare you say that? No idea what's going on.
Starting point is 00:46:58 All right. Friends is the first credit for this person. Friends. Duddy. Duddy's going to go for it. Jennifer Aniston. That's correct. Oh, yeah! It could have been the guy who played Gunther. That other dude.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Could have been me, but no, it was Jennifer Aniston. Name three more Jennifer Aniston's things. She hasn't done any other series, really, so... In all movies. Blair Witch 2. Jennifer Aniston's in it! Shit, what's that one? The Robertson, what's that movie?
Starting point is 00:47:48 The Millers. Oh, she gave it to me. Don't help me. I was going there. How dare you? I was going there. I was going there anyway. Right after the Amy Adams story, she says an answer.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Oh, there's got to be just so many more. What's the other one? Don't ask the audience. You cheater. I didn't ask. She just said. Dirty-headed cheater. She felt bad because this guy's being a total dick to me, so she felt bad.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Wow. Bitch. Are you a musician, too? I'm gonna stop there. I got two points. I'm good. Really? First of all, I haven't even told you if We're the Millers is even right. It is.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Meet the Millers, We're the Millers. Oh, it's got to be on the list. Oh, it's got to be on the list? It's got to be in her top four. Oh, you didn't say that. It's not just name anything Jennifer Aniston was in. And if that were it, you should have done a lot better.
Starting point is 00:48:50 But the ones that IMDb list are Iron Giant and Office Space. Oh, nice. Mike Judge gets to love a lumber. Yeah, Office Space is terrific. So, okay, so you got the two points. So now that means that Trey and Duddy you got the two points. So now that means that Trey and Duddy are tied for two points
Starting point is 00:49:08 apiece. Carlos, I'm afraid you're in the basement with one point. So you just have to sit this next round out. Because this is going to break the tie. Are you gentlemen
Starting point is 00:49:22 ready? Yeah. The first title in this person's top four is Horrible Bosses. Huh? Huh? Who? The second title
Starting point is 00:49:42 this person is best known for according to IMDb. Arrested Development. I got it, Trey. Donnie! What? What's your answer, Trey? Jason Bateman.
Starting point is 00:49:59 That's correct! Jason Bateman! Thanks, man. It was either him or Home Dude. Trey wins that game. That gives, we don't even need to have you name more Jason Batemans,
Starting point is 00:50:11 but why not? Two more. Two more? Jason Batemans. Horrible Bosses 2. Okay. How about another one? Return of the Horrible Bosses.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Another one. Oh, and... I don't think that... I don't... Why would... Nobody was guessing shit until I talked about the time somebody guessed and I got mad.
Starting point is 00:50:38 And now people are doing it. It's a very strange psychological game. Yeah, man. Don't believe me. Wait, what'd you guess? Silver Spoons. Oh. Damn, he won. He got that shit. It's not a terrible guess. They went with Juno and Zootopia.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Okay, fair. I wouldn't have gone with either of those, but fair. Whatever. I'd like to see a combination of those movies called Utopia I live there It's called Brooklyn Don't oh have you been Okay Let's play a round of How high can you get Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Let's play a round of How High Can You Get? I don't like this one. You don't? No. Super. This is the game, Duddy, where we are going to take from the audience. I've preselected somebody to tell us a genre of film. Like in your case, you would be very happy if they said horror,
Starting point is 00:51:54 but I don't tell them ahead of time because it's fun for me to play along. So we'll start with Trey, and then we'll go to Carlos, and then me, and then Duddy. We'll just take turns. In the first round, you have to say a movie that fits that genre that only has one word in the title. Second round, two words, three words, et cetera. And we also rotate, we move who starts first each round, so the same person doesn't have to go first every time. Yeah, pay attention. Oh, shit. I don't think I've fucked it up too much so far,
Starting point is 00:52:32 but it gets tricky. Alright, so we'll start with Trey. In the genre, as suggested by... Where is the person in the audience whose Twitter handle is sjsharks9? There he is. Hockey fans. Where is the person in the audience whose Twitter handle is sjsharks9? There he is.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Hockey fan. He said that he had to drive two hours to be here today. From San Jose? Yeah. Okay. And all right. So that's, I'm proud of you. Way to go, man. You know, I've done the show in San Jose.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Probably come back sometime. You were at the what? COBS in San Francisco? Oh, you're really a traveling man. Really getting around. So good for you. Hopefully the next time we're in San Jose there'll be somebody from Sacramento.
Starting point is 00:53:24 I sincerely doubt that will happen. But here we go. What is your genre, sir? Disney. Disney? Is that a genre? I don't think that's a genre, is it? Fuck me.
Starting point is 00:53:43 It's a hell of a lot of movies That's for sure It's a shit ton of movies You can pick from We're going with this? What are we gonna not go with it? I'm game Just name a Disney movie That begins with
Starting point is 00:53:58 I mean that only has One word in a title Cinderella Alright You know The first round's cute To mispronounce things But Right Sorry in a title? Cinderella. All right. You know, the first round's cute to mispronounce things, but...
Starting point is 00:54:08 Right, sorry. Sorry. Cinderella. Cinderella. That's better. Yes. And then I gotta say two. You're not one of the mice
Starting point is 00:54:18 in the movie. Oh, here comes Cinderella. I hope you get 50 tweets about that Guth guth Alright Carlos Oh wait I gotta write that one down
Starting point is 00:54:32 Cinderella Oh just one A one word Disney title Up Wow you fucking nailed it with that one Love Up Cry right now You fucking nailed it with that one. Love Up. Cry right now.
Starting point is 00:54:49 You cry just thinking about it? Fuck, man. Yeah, that first opening scene where he meets her and then... No, it's one of the most depressing things ever put to film. It's no milk carton movie, but... It's no Romanian girls walking on the street for some reason. Depressing., gosh.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Alright, I'm gonna go. Stop talking to the audience! She, oh yeah. Yeah, she, she, she's the puppet. I've tried so hard not to talk to her. We're good. Alright, enough talk about puppets. I'm going to go with Pinocchio.
Starting point is 00:55:29 A real boy spoiler. I'm going to go with Dumbo. He's a real boy spoiler. Dumbo. Dumbo, that's a great one. We could have gone just straight up just animated movies, but Disney, of course, has live-action movies, too. What are you doing, Trey?
Starting point is 00:55:46 Oh, ordering a drink. That's cool. Just say it into the microphone. I didn't want to... No, you wanted to, for a second there, look like you were trying to get answers from somebody. Oh, sorry. She's all...
Starting point is 00:55:59 That'd be blatant as fuck, man. I'm not that high. I'm good. You're like, give me a two-word Disney movie. And the Tito's in soda. I hope there's a two-word Disney movie written on the napkin. Oh, you sneak. All right, so
Starting point is 00:56:21 Carlos has to go first in this next round and you have to come up with a two-word Disney title. Finding Nemo. Very good. I'll cry right now. Did you cry at Finding Dory?
Starting point is 00:56:39 No, no. Okay, well, I just said it. Yeah, you did. Daddy? Snow White. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:56:55 That one doesn't count. What's up? You know what that movie's called. Red Dog. Hey, he's serious as shit. He was was serious as fuck he didn't know at all he's like got me damn Carlos try another one
Starting point is 00:57:15 no that's three words try Peter Pan is two words alright fuck yeah Peter Pan oh Trey look your drink's here cool Ben is two words. All right, fuck yeah, Peter Pan. Okay, Peter Pan. Oh, Trey, look, your drink's here. Cool. Oh, I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:57:33 And the seven dwarves. Yes. I got it. Man, man, man. Can I get a shot of Jameson? Those goddamn dwarves. Those dwarves ruin everything. But they're going to come in handy when we get to five-word titles.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Wait, six. You got a tour there, Trey? The Sandlot? Was that a Disney one? Yeah. You can't tap out this early. I know, right? You are an angel.
Starting point is 00:58:10 Thank you. Cheers, man. There wasn't a Disney movie named Cheers Man, was there? XP Allen, fragile, that's it. Mary Poppins. Thanks, Doug.
Starting point is 00:58:43 And we started with you, right, Carlos? Yeah. All right, so three words, starting with me. The Jungle Book. The Little Mermaid. I wish I had stolen that from you. That was solid, dude. Thank you, thank you. Alice in Wonderland.
Starting point is 00:59:09 Shit. Yeah, that was a good one. All right, a three-word Disney flick. No, it's all right. It's cool, Doug. Don't give me any hints either Like you've been giving everybody else It's fucking fine
Starting point is 00:59:27 It's fine, okay Wait, I gave somebody a hint Three words? Shh Damn, a three word Disney movie Any Disney movie Where's
Starting point is 00:59:39 Muppets movies are Disney, right? So like Muppets Most Wanted would count Yeah, then the Muppets Most Wanted Wait, is it the Muppets Most Wanted? The Muppets Most are Disney, right? So like Muppets Most Wanted would count. Yeah, then the Muppets Most Wanted. Wait, is it The Muppets Most Wanted? The Muppets Most Wanted, right? The Muppets Most Wanted. Oh, yeah. Is it The Muppets?
Starting point is 00:59:52 But the movie's not called The Muppets Most Wanted. Oh, The Muppet Movie. The Muppet Movie. That also works? Woo, that was a close one. Hey, I almost cried on that one too. That was a close one Hey I almost cried on that one too Oh no
Starting point is 01:00:10 Man So now it's Now it's me and four Or Duddy and four Duddy and four Do it up you got it I get to go last on this one This is a tough one
Starting point is 01:00:24 I think I got one though. I can't think of a last one on this one. This is a tough one. I think I got one, though. No, I don't. I'll get it back. The Frog Princess. What? The Frog Prince S. There's no Frog Princess. There's the frog and the princess
Starting point is 01:00:47 The frog and the prince Right? Is that it? Yeah but that's way too many words too Just one too many Shit man I'm gonna need another shot of Jameson No I'm kidding about that
Starting point is 01:01:00 Please don't I will throw up Wow You're out it's okay we're gonna play another game so you can
Starting point is 01:01:10 it's okay to be out alright I'm out alright leave me alone Che Lady and the Tramp yeah thank you
Starting point is 01:01:21 thank you it was yeah we had a thing going. Carlos? Yeah, that was shitty that you guys gave him a clue about eating spaghetti until the mouths were touching. Yeah, but it was cute as fuck.
Starting point is 01:01:34 Did you see it? How could you not? It was great. I'm going to stick with my theme of Muppets in Outer Space. That's not a movie. That's a movie? Muppets in Outer Space? That'd be dumb of Muppets in Outer Space. That's not a movie. That's a movie? Muppets in Outer Space? That'd be The Muppets. That's what they got.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Gonzo has to try to get home. No, I think you're right, but it's The Muppets. That one's The? Yeah. A four-letter Muppet would be The Great Muppet Caper. That's the one I was thinking about. No. I think it's just Muppets in Space.
Starting point is 01:02:03 It's Muppets in Space? Yeah. Then I fucking won. Muppets in Space is four words? No, it's Muppets in Outer Space. It's in Outer Space. It has to be in Outer Space. No. It's not in Inner Space. I think it's just Muppets in Space.
Starting point is 01:02:18 I'm not sure exactly what space is. I'll take a bow. You'll do what? I'll bow out. Oh shit, really? It's my turn? And you're not going to say The Great Muppet Caper? I was going to, but then... Yeah, I'm going to say The Great Muppet Caper. I'll stick around.
Starting point is 01:02:35 I'll say there's a Dick Van Dyke movie called Never a Dull Moment. Yeah, right? I'll go fucking deep. I don't give a goddamn. The world's just topsy-turvy right now. No Disney
Starting point is 01:02:53 musicals, though. Did they do any of those? Yeah, sure. Yeah, Mary Poppins is a musical dummy. No, I meant, you know what I meant. Alright, five words. Go, Trey, go. Oh, shit. Five words. The fox and the hound.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Fuck! Yeah. Nice pull. That was the only one in the chamber. I'm so fucked. I'm a fox and I'm a hound dog. Love that movie. As you were counting, I was like, the fox and the hound dog. Love that movie. As you were counting, I was like,
Starting point is 01:03:27 I got one. I got one. You out? Oh, it's me. I gotta go? Okay, five. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Oh, yeah. That is six.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Oh, that's six. Oh, shit. Next round. Next round, you got it. Fucking rookie. So? I'm done.
Starting point is 01:03:57 You're done? I'm done. Okay. I'm going to go with... The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes. Oh, shit. There's enough people clapping that I'm going to buy that.
Starting point is 01:04:14 So now, which one of us has to start it? Did you start the last one? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Carlos is out. I'm out. I'm out I'm out Yeah Trey just said that
Starting point is 01:04:26 Yeah Alright Now you see him Now you don't Six words That's six Now you see them Now you don't
Starting point is 01:04:44 Oh fuck Trey wins Holy shit That's six. No, you see them. No, you don't. Oh, fuck. Trey wins. Holy shit, you guys. Wait, if I won two games? You still haven't won the whole thing. Anything can happen. Anything can happen because we're going to play
Starting point is 01:05:00 Last Man Stanton. Uh-oh. This is tense. It could all go in the shitter right here for me, Dottie. It went in the shitter right when I woke up this morning. Well, at least you got performing for me and Doug to look forward to later. No, it's going to be just Doug, remember?
Starting point is 01:05:21 People don't forget. Damn. Bitches don't forget. Damn. Bitches don't forget. Damn. Okay, now there's going to be no one in the crowd. So this game is somewhat similar, Duddy. What we're going to do is we're going to get the name of an actor or an actress from someone in the audience that I've preselected.
Starting point is 01:05:43 And we'll start with Trey this time. Since we were going around that way, let's go the other way. It'll be Trey, Duddy, me, Carlos. But if you can't think of one, one time during this next game, you can use a lifeline. Your lifeline is the person whose name tag you chose.
Starting point is 01:06:02 Now you're regretting choosing the donuts, aren't you? I got this Yeah So where's your person at Where's your Oh actually Duddy probably regrets Picking that giant joint
Starting point is 01:06:13 Cause her memory Might not be so great Oh that's a joint What do you think it was Sandra She looks like she's down With the moon You ready Sandra
Starting point is 01:06:20 He might come to you So good luck Oh I'm definitely Gonna come to you Probably first round. First round, he's coming right at you. But Trey will go first. Oh, so the person I chose from Twitter is someone named Ovacord?
Starting point is 01:06:36 O-V-A-C-O-R-D? Are you at the same table with San Jose, dude? No, yeah, he's over there. What's Ovvocord mean? Your last name is Cordova? Was it taken? You just chose to mix up the letters anyway. Pretty sneaky.
Starting point is 01:06:56 Yeah, fun to explain for the rest of your days. What's your last name again? Cordova. Ovocord. Cordova, Ovoc-cord. Ova-cord. Cordova, Ova-cord. Exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:07 Sounds like a Phil Collins lyric. It was Abacab. But anyway. Or a new car. In Genesis. Come drive me. If you say Phil Collins, I will jump over this swordsman and murder you. What do you got for us?
Starting point is 01:07:26 Dwayne Johnson. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Wow. One of my choices for president in 2020. If we're just going to go with famous people, we should start picking better. Just being famous is all it takes all right what do you got there tray for the rock oh shit man furious seven is
Starting point is 01:08:03 that the name of it right you wanted right out of the gate you want to guess something you're not sure about well cause they named all those movies something dumb do you want to go
Starting point is 01:08:15 to your lifeline no yeah just name a movie that's got the rock in it yeah I'm gonna use my lifeline shit in it. Yeah, I'm going to use my lifelines. Shit. She's going Tooth Fairy.
Starting point is 01:08:38 That was the one I was thinking of. That's the only rock movie you know? I know another one, but I can't think of the name. Oh, my God. I told you, would you pick one? All right, the two sherry is what you're going with, Trey? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:56 Fucking Dwayne Johnson, dude, really? All right. Oh, shit. Give me a second here. All right. Oh shit Give me a second here Alright It's not called walk hard
Starting point is 01:09:10 What's that word Don't tell me It's close It's so close Right Is it close Don't help him Don't say a word
Starting point is 01:09:17 I don't want anybody Walking around here I don't care how tall you are Walk tall What's that Walk tall Anybody walking around here? I don't care how tall you are. Walk tall? What's that? Walk tall? What? What?
Starting point is 01:09:35 Oh, shit. I don't want anybody walking around. Yeah, walk tall. He's a chief, right? He's a chief. Lifeline, hook me up. Walk tall. What's that?
Starting point is 01:09:46 All right, do you want to use your lifeline? Yeah, for sure. Sandra, what do you got? Walk strong. Walk strong? Man. The Lance Armstrong story? I thought she'd help you.
Starting point is 01:10:01 That's so funny. You guys were made for each other, Sandra and Duddy. I got you, Sandra That's okay Alright, so You guys are out Sorry about that That's okay Is that the first time the Lifeline ever got someone out?
Starting point is 01:10:17 First round, yeah, probably It's pretty extraordinary History History-making moment. But this is the most satisfying part of this, is I'm next. Walking tall. Carlos?
Starting point is 01:10:39 Central intelligence. Yes! Here we go again, man. Fuck. Fast and Furious 6. Faster and more furious, or whatever the fuck they named that piece of shit. Whatever happened to Furious 7? Well, I bailed on that.
Starting point is 01:11:02 You did, I know. No, Furious 7. I'm going with Furious 7, dude. That was the name of that thing. That's correct. Yeah! I will take Pain and Game.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Ah. I'll go with South Side Tales. Ooh. Yeah, you guys like that? That's so Teric shit. You like that shit? Yeah. I fucking watch movies.
Starting point is 01:11:28 I love them. You saw that movie? Yeah, yeah. I almost cried. Oh, my God. Okay. Same director as Donnie Darko, right? Yeah, and then, like,
Starting point is 01:11:44 Justin Timberlake was in it too. Yeah, there you go. Trey's thinking hard. Come up with another rock movie. I'm trying to think of the real name of number six. That was the Brazil one, right? Where the safe through the streets and the tank and shit. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:12:06 His cartoon movie, Moana, doesn't count yet because it's not open yet. That's what I was going to say if I was playing. Faster and more furious. Number six. I don't know. Yeah. Final answer.
Starting point is 01:12:41 Fast and furious six. I think that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Fast and furious six 6. I think that's right. Yeah. Fast and Furious 6. Thank God. I'm going to go with The Rundown. Shit.
Starting point is 01:12:59 I'll go with Snitch. Ooh. Yeah, he was the Snitch. He was the fucking snitch, lady. I'm out. I got nothing. Susan Sarandon? That's the whole fucking movie.
Starting point is 01:13:12 Susan Sarandon was in that, right? Snitch? She was like his therapist or some shit? Or a parole officer? Something. Trey? Yeah, I'm for Red October. He was. He did. It was very early on in Red October. He was, he did. It was very early on in his career. He was a submarine.
Starting point is 01:13:28 Yeah. Look it up, you guys. No, not now. After. Yeah, don't look it up now. Be cool. Son of a bitch. Carlos?
Starting point is 01:13:47 Shit. There's one more out there. Oh, there's a few out there. And they're like these softball ones too. The Rock's been tearing it up. Yeah, he has. He makes movies. And ballers.
Starting point is 01:14:03 Oh, you could say shit like that? No. I'm just saying he's And ballers Oh you can say shit like that? No It's movies only I'm just saying he's in ballers He's balling on like a kid There's a couple more kids ones in there Yeah that's what I was thinking The kids ones
Starting point is 01:14:16 Oh oh oh fuck What? The journey to the... No, no, not that one. Uh, yeah, I know where you're headed. But that's not the one, because that's Brendan Fraser bullshit. Um, how about the...
Starting point is 01:14:33 You got this? The hunt, the fucking... Were you going to say the hunt for Red October? Yeah. It got in my head. I looked at you, I was like, you got it. Uh, uh, the, um, got it. The Race to Witch Mountain. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:48 Yeah. Wait, is that a Disney one, too? Yeah, it's a Disney one, too. I was like, is he going to get it? Is he going to get smart? Oh. Oh. Uh. Fuck, there's a... There's another one where
Starting point is 01:15:08 Ah shit It's that kid in the fucking Oh yeah right They're looking for gold and shit And it's Michael Caine's in it And he's like Yeah Michael Caine's all I just got a piece of the rock
Starting point is 01:15:23 And the kid from the fucking 100 Games is in it too Oh shit What is it? Yeah, Michael Caine's all, I just got a piece of the rock. And the kid from the fucking 100 Games is in it, too. Oh, shit. Dirty Robbins County. No. Damn. It's, uh, it's... Do you want to use your lifeline?
Starting point is 01:15:34 It's a part one and part two. Oh, that's why I got a lifeline, huh? He's got a lifeline. What's up, fucking crowbar? What's happening? Okay, I just... That didn't sound confident at all. No, man.
Starting point is 01:15:43 Crowbar's got this. Crowbar got it, because... Gridiron all. No, man. Crowbar's got this. Crowbar got it. Gridiron Gang. Gridiron Gang. Dude. In clutch. He's clutch as fuck right there. That's Crowbar.
Starting point is 01:15:56 That's my dude right there. That was good. I'm glad that you didn't lose because it would be terrible if it was his fault. You know another terrible fault? San Andreas. Ah!
Starting point is 01:16:18 I'm gonna use my lifeline. You already used it, sucker! That's all you got. You got anything else? I got, I tried to think of this. You want to lay one more on me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Journey to the Center of the Earth. Just think of him with his thing up. He wasn't in the first one.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Part two. That's what I'm saying. That's what I said. It was a sequel. Right. But I don't know the actual title of it. Was it just Journey to the Center of the Earth Part Two? Or did it have, it was like Journey to a Volcano's Butthole.
Starting point is 01:16:45 It had some sort of full title. Okay, yeah, I fucked up then. I don't remember what it is. Let me see if I can throw one more in the mix, but I don't think I can. Yeah, I give up. There's probably more, though. But Carlos is our winner today everybody.
Starting point is 01:17:11 What amazing rock movies did we miss? G.I. Joe! G.I. Joe! G.I. Joe! G.I. Joe, Scorpion King. Scorpion King, fuck me in the face. Shit. Which one?
Starting point is 01:17:29 Mummy Returns. Fast Five. What was the one else? Reno 911, Miami Beach, or whatever that was called? The Other Guys. The Other Guys, yeah. Boom. What do you got to
Starting point is 01:17:46 plug, Duddy? The Dirty Heads tour ends tonight. You gonna, you got anything coming up in the future? Yeah, more touring. Always touring. Yeah? You guys are gonna go back out again soon? Oh yeah, we'll be back out. We're gonna take about a two week break and then go back out, so.
Starting point is 01:18:03 We'll go see Dirty Heads when they come to your town, you guys. Super fun show. Jared Watson couldn't be here today, but he's been on Douglas' movies before, and we'll be happy to see him again later tonight. And thanks for doing this, man. Hey, thanks for having me. Appreciate it. Yeah, that was fun.
Starting point is 01:18:21 Dirty. Do you like throwing donuts at people? I fucking love throwing donuts Grab one of Trey's donuts and just chuck it at the audience Yeah yeah Don't worry about that Oh You get to rebate
Starting point is 01:18:35 Throw it again Give me that Amy Adams Yeah Trey what have you got to plug? Damienis. Yeah! Trey, what have you got to plug? Dude, for New York people, I'll be May 22nd at the Creek in the Cave
Starting point is 01:18:55 and May 30th at Pete's Candy Store in Brooklyn. Oh, and buy my album, The Moronic, or Spotify, Rhapsody, all that shit. Trey Sucks on Twitter, Brooklyn. Oh, and Bye Bye Album. The Moronic. Or Spotify. Rhapsody. All that shit. Trey Sucks on Twitter.
Starting point is 01:19:09 Trey Galley Instagram. On Instagram. Oh, and Tennessee Around Christmas. That's it. Boom. I love this new game where we were trying to back them down.
Starting point is 01:19:28 Who wants an old fashioned Coconut Coconut Who likes coconut Seriously Don't fuck with me If you don't like coconut Yeah Oh
Starting point is 01:19:40 That's ridiculous Carlos Rodriguez What do you got to plug? I'll be here at the Sacramento Punchline December 16th to the 18th And then I'll also be at Laughs Unlimited Christmas Weekend Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 01:19:57 So you can find me there Find me at CarlosComedy on Twitter And Instagram and carlos.comic.com It sucks when the receiver isn't looking. Thank you, Carlos Rodriguez. Get a slice
Starting point is 01:20:16 of this one in half, swordsman. Oh, this is so much fun. Rebate, rebate! It almost went back in my box. Yes! Get that lady. Oh, man. All right.
Starting point is 01:20:56 I had something to plug here, too, I think. Come get your prizes. The person that... Who won? Carlos was playing for... was played for Pro Bar. Pro Bar. Got a Super Nintendo and shit. Yeah, you done a lot of stuff, dude.
Starting point is 01:21:19 There you go. That's all for you. I don't need your shit, Ed. You won. Nobody cares what you're mad about. And Sandra, does your joint have a shithead on it? Yes, sir. Oh, goody. Pass that on over.
Starting point is 01:21:36 From Humboldt. Okay. Oh, I found it. It's six hours from Humboldt? Holy shit, that two-hour guy got nothing on you. Sorry, San Jose. Yeah, just
Starting point is 01:21:54 warm off whenever you feel like it. Speaking of San Francisco and how close it is, I'm doing stuff at the SF Sketch Fest in San Francisco in January, and they're going to be announced, all the shows are going to be announced this Friday, November 18th. Thank you guys so much for coming out.
Starting point is 01:22:14 Thank you to the Punchline, my guests, Donnie Bushnell, Carlos Rodriguez, and Trey Gallion. And as always... Lyle Chan is a shithead. Hate Lyle Chan. Fuck that guy. Two or three people here who hate Lyle Chan. And cherry pickers are shitheads.
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