Doug Loves Movies - Edgar Wright, Rob Cantrell, Doogie Horner and "Mark Wahlberg" guest

Episode Date: June 27, 2017

Live from the Gramercy Theatre in New York City, Doug welcomes Edgar Wright, Rob Cantrell, Doogie Horner and "Mark Wahlberg" to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...lifornia Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies this is Doug Loves Movies yeah you gotta add the yeah now you guys
Starting point is 00:00:54 don't forget that alright I'm moving this table moving it oh shit my Tito's Tito's Tito's overboard that's always good when I get a big wet fucking table it's so
Starting point is 00:01:13 I love vodka but it really perspires too much or is that the soda water which is it okay no no talking audience. Even when addressed directly. We're coming to you once again from, you know,
Starting point is 00:01:35 one of my favorite East Coast homes. I heard we're coming up on almost 40 shows taped here at the Gramercy Theater in New York City. Oh, my God, you guys. It's Monday, June 26, 2017. And I don't know what happened to me this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Just for hours now, I've had a fever for name tags let me see those beautiful gigantic name tags tony land that's one of the biggest johnsters inc is quite huge anna a mole house is a good size one you Your high, Nick, instead of your highness. I like it. Tony Land instead of La La Land. Big trouble in what? Little Richard?
Starting point is 00:02:35 Wow, that's a whole different movie. The Big Meow-ski. Is your name Meow? Or you just like kitty cats? That's nice. Oh, so many good ones. Hot Rob, have I seen that one before? No? Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Thought I did. Oh, you know what one I did see? I did see this fucking pizza face over here. This guy's got like a pizza costume and then it just says Mystic Brian on it. Ghost Bilsters, that's a classic. I've seen that one before. This is a fun memory game for me, you guys. Thanks for Baby Droover.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I like that one a lot. I saw that one on the internet today, and you guessed correctly about one of the guests. Okay, two, I think, now that I think about it. Now that I'm looking at it. Show everybody what's on your poster. Two of that is here. All right, and I think, I hope so,
Starting point is 00:03:47 we'll see what happens. This is going to be a crazy one, you guys. Let me do some plugs real quick. Thanks for bringing all those name tags. Doug plugs, Sunday, July 2nd, Douglas Movies, that's this Sunday, returns to the Improv in Kansas City, Missouri. I'm doing stand-up at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City
Starting point is 00:04:05 on Wednesday, July 5th. Bring a name tag if you want a chance to play Last Man Stanton. July 8th, Douglas Movies is back at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles at 4.20. And I'm doing a Dabs Day stand-up show at the Punchline in Sacramento on Monday, July 10th.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Dabs Day! For all... Hey, wait a second you did that yeah in the wrong place dude I just noticed for all my dates and deets go to douglosmovies.com
Starting point is 00:04:36 that's douglosmovies.com yeah that's why there was only one person who did it at the beginning because he fucked it up. And I went with it. Oh, and I am also happy to announce that the next Doug Loves Movies
Starting point is 00:04:54 here at the Gramercy is merely five weeks from tonight, maybe six. Whatever July 31st is. Probably about six weeks. July 31st is probably about 6 weeks July 31st also on Monday I expect to see each and every one of you here
Starting point is 00:05:11 and I expect each and every one of you to save $4 you don't have to pay the service fees if you buy your ticket for $15 at the box office as soon as this show is over tonight so have yourselves a Lexington and 23rd Street party. I hope people brought vape pens.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, get your tickets for the next one. I mean, if you know that you're not doing anything on Monday, July 31st. Seems like you'd know offhand. And I like that you don't have to pay the service charge. Suck it'd know offhand. And I like that you don't have to pay the service charge. Suck it, Ticketmaster! That's always gets a big round of applause when you say
Starting point is 00:05:55 like if Ticketmaster's a shithead, that always works. If anybody wants to cross out what you wrote and put something of value. Alright, If anybody wants to cross out what you wrote and put something of value. All right, so I did all the plugs. Oh, just got to talk about what's in the prize bag that I brought. A nice water bottle thingy from the Provincetown Film Festival.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I got lots of crochet donuts so I brought a bunch of those for the winner today, a cookie from the hotel and one of my CDs promotional tool, oh here's some weed I forgot about, that's mine
Starting point is 00:06:40 laughter laughter a little Christmassy peacemaker pipe it just looks like you're just sucking on a peppermint thing or something around the holidays and oh they gave this to me on the train
Starting point is 00:06:57 it's a toffee crunch manifesto blondie whatever that means I'm like I'm not putting that in me. That looks like it was already in somebody. All of that plus the stuff brought here by my
Starting point is 00:07:14 guests. I'm so excited about this. Please give a big warm welcome to Doogie Horner, Rob Cantrell, and Edgar Wright. Edgar Wright! So as you can see, there's one seat remaining.
Starting point is 00:07:50 One guest is running late. And I'd like to just start by commending Mr. Edgar Wright for getting here pretty much on time. It was like a baby driver situation for you to get from one thing to this thing. Very much so. It's Edgar Wright, everybody. Nice to be back, Doug. It's been a while.
Starting point is 00:08:19 It's been four years. Four long years of no Edgar Wright on Douglas movies. It's a shame. And then it got extended by a couple of weeks when I got stuck in Houston because out in LA, Edgar was going to do the show with one of the stars of Baby
Starting point is 00:08:36 Driver out Wednesday, Jon Hamm. Why are you telling them about a cooler podcast that could have happened? Oh, no. You three are cooler than that podcast because there was a third loser on the panel named Kumail Nanjiani whose movie is at 97%
Starting point is 00:08:56 and Rotten Tomatoes is a big sick and we're so proud of him but we're more proud of Edgar whose movie is at 100%. I think it is currently at 99%. Oh, what dick didn't like it? I think, personally though, guys, I think 99 is cooler than 100. It's like, isn't that what Get Out ended up with eventually?
Starting point is 00:09:23 Like there was one black guy that didn't like Get Out. Ben Carson. Yes. Yes. He wrote about it on his blog. So, yeah, I'm very excited that we were able to work out that you're here in New York doing tons of, you've been globetrotting doing press and screenings and interviews for this movie, probably more so than any of your previous movies, I would imagine.
Starting point is 00:09:55 I think so. Also, it comes out in the UK and the US at the same time, which I've never had before. So I was literally in London yesterday and did London press in the morning and New York press in the evening. It was a long day. Yeah, and you popped over to Madrid for a second. Paris. And then last night you're in Brooklyn. Yeah. Introducing a screening of the movie.
Starting point is 00:10:17 New York, London, Paris, not Munich. Everybody's talking about pop music. everybody's talking about pop music and speaking of pop music the soundtrack to the movie is amazing and I purchased it already and I wanted to ask you a question about it though in the movie the baby driver listens to music when he's doing getaway driving and he drives to the songs
Starting point is 00:10:44 and there's tons of great songs on the soundtrack when he's doing getaway driving, and he drives to the songs, and there's tons of great songs on the soundtrack, but which song on the soundtrack plays longest in the movie? Which one comes closest to being heard in its entirety? I think that is a very good question. I would say it's either going to be Queen, which is like five minutes long, Brighton Rock.
Starting point is 00:11:06 And most of it plays? I think all of it plays. And then also the John Spencer track, Bell Bottoms, is also five minutes long. And those play in their entirety. What's that? Those play all the way through. They do. And then both of those songs have like mood changes.
Starting point is 00:11:19 Absolutely. If you will. Yeah, that's awesome. All right, so I got super nerdy on that question. I could have asked Edgar that in our spare time. But after this is over, you're going to rush off to some sort of reception for the screening that you just came from. You can come too. Oh, all right.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Not these guys. Thank you. Wait, who? Me or Rob? Doug. Let's say hello to these guys. It's, first of all, he won yesterday in Philadelphia and was willing to come to New York to defend his title.
Starting point is 00:11:53 It's Doogie Horner, everybody. Thank you. I feel like I'm going to lose today, but... It's strong competition. I mean, wait till you see who's still not here yet. Oh. Yeah, it's crazy. But, yeah, thanks for making the trip,
Starting point is 00:12:14 and good luck to you. Thank you. Great to be here. Can I ask you a question about Baby Driver? Absolutely. I did not like it, and I went on Rotten Tomatoes, and I said something. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I said, that driver is way too old. He's not a baby, not even a toddler.
Starting point is 00:12:40 He's a young man, but come on, get real. What publication do you write for? What's real. What publication do you write for? What's that? What publication do you write for? I write for the Fishtown Star. It's the penny saver. It's like a district in Philadelphia, Fishtown, right? And I was fired two years ago, but I still have my credentials.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Nobody's noticed. And I still get my Christmas ham that they mail me every year. And I thought the driver was not a baby. He looked like he probably shaves. And he's got a driver's license. He's a full-grown man. And I walked out during the credits. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Also joining us, a winner of the 12 Guests of Christmas Here in New York Two years ago I think It's Rob Cantrell everybody Hello New York City Now in Baby Driver What do you want to know? Are you psyched to see it?
Starting point is 00:13:44 Very psyched Right? Yeah Kevin Spacey You're going to get psyched to see it? Very psyched. Right? Yeah, Kevin Spacey. You're going to get so high and see that? Well, maybe not. Yeah, I would check it out for sure. I'm psyched to see it. Kevin Spacey's in it.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Jon Hamm, right? Yeah, yeah. Psyched. It's an extremely fun experience, and I'm very excited that, you know, everybody seems to like it, right? Except that one guy. But, you know, you have these screenings, right?
Starting point is 00:14:13 And the response must be tremendous. Do you sit and watch the whole thing, or do you come in and out? How do you do it? I've seen it maybe like four times now. I saw it at South by Southwest. I saw it in L.A. and London. southwest i saw in la in london and you have test screenings as well which you have to sit through which is always an interesting experience
Starting point is 00:14:31 so i've seen a bunch of times because that's just a bunch of dopes i'm not watching it at the new york premiere because i'm here with doug loves movies instead what what a way to win over the crowd that was was the New York premiere you just ran over here from? Yes. Oh, no. That's how much I love you guys. I've also seen it before. And you'll be, you guys, if you want to see the movie and Edgar,
Starting point is 00:15:02 the Regal Union Square on Saturday? Wednesday. Oh, yeah. Because it opens on Wednesday. Yeah. On Wednesday night, the 7.30 showing.
Starting point is 00:15:16 7.50. The 7.50. No, dude, I was trying to get them there on time. The 7.50 screening. I say 7.30 for Doug. Yeah. We'll have a Q&A with you
Starting point is 00:15:27 after the film. Yeah, absolutely. I'll let you guys pull out your devices right now if you want to go buy a ticket. It's probably sold out already. Should I get high to watch it, or should I go sober? I would be interested.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Can't you do it twice? Yeah, I can do it twice. I can do that for you. I would love to know what it's like. I'll do that back to back. Go in sober, then turn around, get high in the parking lot and go back in. I want you to email me after you do that. I will.
Starting point is 00:16:00 I'll take on anybody that doesn't like it. There's nothing to not like about this movie. It's so fun. I guess if you're that doesn't like it. There's nothing to not like about this movie. It's so fun. I guess if you're against criminals or some shit. If you're anti-crime, you might have some problems with it. There is a real-life bank robber in the movie. There's a guy who was my technical consultant,
Starting point is 00:16:23 this guy called Joe Lawyer, who in the 80s and 90s, L-O-Y-A, not lawyer like a lawyer lawyer, who committed 30 bank robberies in the 80s and 90s and went to prison for 10 years. That we know about. But he is in the movie. He plays a security guard on the receiving end of a bank robbery at one point.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Wow. Wow. Wow. Hey, I didn't get a wow out of you, Rob. I was just wondering if he shot anybody. Was he a violent guy? I was going to cheer for him, but he may have killed somebody. No, I don't think to my knowledge he ever killed anybody. He's a cool bank robber, then.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah. That's the coolest. I thought you were going to say we have one bank robber in the film. It's Jon Hamm. I'm not supposed to tell anybody. He's a cool bank robber, then. Yeah. That's the coolest. I thought you were going to say we have one bank robber in the film. It's Jon Hamm. I'm not supposed to tell anybody. That he did it once. He got away with it. But I'm drunk and I got loose lips. How many screens are we talking about, Edgar? I have no idea, no.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Really? Yeah. I think it's just out. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. It's not like a slow rollout or anything. Our friend Kumail's movie, Big Sick, did so well this last weekend here in New York and L.A. that it looks
Starting point is 00:17:35 like they're adding tons of cities. So, yeah. But see Baby Driver first. Twice. Unless you see Big Sick today or tomorrow. But Wednesday is Baby Driver day. Yes. And somebody sent me an emoji today.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Oh, I had a chat with Justin Long where I invited him to participate tonight. And he said he couldn't make it. And then I said, okay, I'll say hi to Edgar Wright for you. Because I knew he'd be like extra bummed that he couldn't make it when he knew you were going to be here and he said oh I love that little scamp and then he was like I can't wait to see Baby Driver
Starting point is 00:18:14 but he used baby face emoji and then the letter D so I think that should fucking catch on as shorthand for Baby Driver Baby D motherfuckers Baby D I think that should fucking catch on as shorthand for baby driver. I don't know if you want to go around saying baby D, motherfuckers. Baby D. Courtesy of our friend Justin Long.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I think that could be something else. Yeah. Justin Long is baby D. It could be a reference to the president. It could be a reference to the president. Well, that one was a roller coaster. That was fun. So there's two questions I ask all the panelists. And since these guys have been on recently, I'll start with Doogie and ask you, what was the last
Starting point is 00:19:06 motion picture that you saw? Well, since this is my third show recently, I can't... Right, you've been done three days in a row with this show. Going further and further back, so it was... I can't remember. Then it was the Taken trilogy, which I watched with my dad for Father's Day.
Starting point is 00:19:22 That's what you gotta do. It's Father's Day. You gotta, you know. And then the day before that, I was still at home and I was hanging out with my little brother and I asked him, tomorrow's Father's Day, what would you like to watch? He's not a father, but I was just, you know. And we watched Monkey Shines, which is one of his favorite
Starting point is 00:19:37 movies. The George Romero picture. That's an interesting choice. He's an interesting young man. Yeah, I know the poster for that movie has that little monkey with the symbols. You know, his eyes are crazy wide open. Yeah, I don't like that monkey.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Well, that's not the monkey in the movie. The monkey in the movie is just a normal little cappuccino. That's what I'm saying. It's a bait and switch. Oh, you were upset. But they tricked me into not going because I was like, I don't want to see that monkey. And it's a completely different monkey.
Starting point is 00:20:06 It's almost like calling a movie Baby Driver and then you get there and the guy's an adult full-grown man walking around. Oh no, but he's a driver though. He's at least a driver. I'm sorry Edgar. It's half true. My friend Mark Gatiss had a joke about that film.
Starting point is 00:20:22 He said that the Variety Review read human performances are mediocre but the monkey shines. Mark Gatiss had a joke about that film. He said that the Variety Review read, human performances are mediocre, but the monkey shines. Not my joke. That's Mark Gatiss' joke. You get to laugh anyway, dude. That's how it works.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Rob, what was the last movie you saw? Oh, just the other night, Wonder Woman. Yeah, I loved it. Loved it. Loved it. Saw it with my wife, Alamo Drafthouse in Brooklyn.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Had the Thai chicken sandwich. And the chocolate chip cookie milkshake. Yeah! I love that movie. I love the beginning fight when they're on the beach and the girl with the bow and arrow with the triple arrow and she jumps up and goes, wow.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Spoiler alert. That's a little action scene. I don't want to spoil it, but then the Steve Bannon cocaine shit is great. That ether World War I cocaine Steve Bannon shit. Oh, yeah. Next level.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Oh, that movie was brilliant. And it made my wife happy. We just made love, doggy style, all night. Oh, sorry, sorry. I was trying to go positive. Everyone let the first one go. You said my wife twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I'm just saying Wonder Woman was great. I had a good time. Yeah, you know, I've discussed in previous episodes my minor quibbles with the film, but they're more like just a more broader, you know, it's like, is she ever going to have,
Starting point is 00:22:18 in the next one, is Wonder Woman finally going to have her invisible plane? Yeah. And is that going to ever make any sense, this woman flying around in an invisible plane? The invisible plane was in it, Doug. It was in every scene.
Starting point is 00:22:32 They just didn't bring attention to it. I mean... It's in every movie, actually. How could you miss it? It was there the whole time. I can't believe it. I'm so happy it's there. I'm going to go watch it again.
Starting point is 00:22:48 After I see Baby Driver again. Twice. Twice. Yeah, I saw it. I was at the South by Southwest, and it was super fun. Oh, so Edgar, the last movie you saw. You've been seeing your movie a bunch. Genuinely, the last movie I saw was Baby Driver in London
Starting point is 00:23:06 at my London premiere. Right, if you're answering honestly, which people never do. That's the last movie I saw at the cinema. The last movie I paid to see would have also been Wonder Woman. Yeah. I wanted one poster to have the tagline, fighting for her rights in her satin tights. Which is an amazing
Starting point is 00:23:28 lyric from the theme tune. They could still do that on any of the sequels. The sequel could be Wonder Woman 2, colon, fighting for her rights in her satin tights. Featuring Invisible Plane. And that theme song was so good back in the day, but
Starting point is 00:23:43 it's not in this film how'd it go Rob? Wonder Woman all the world is waiting for you get it girl pop that up put a funky beat
Starting point is 00:23:56 behind it all day get the Migos on that thing got that rope go to go what do you know all wonder
Starting point is 00:24:03 chain around out it's riding all over town here's a Wonder Woman goes on that thing? Got that rope, got a gun, what do they all wonder? Chained around, spying all over town. Here's a Wonder Woman. Edgar, do you have any thoughts about... My bitch is bad and bougie. Do you have any thoughts about Wonder Woman?
Starting point is 00:24:15 I enjoyed it very much, though. I was very pleased for Patty Jenkins. Right. Who directed the movie, having a massive hit. The biggest ever opening weekend by a female director. My good friend Lucy Davis is in the movie, having a massive hit. The biggest ever opening weekend by a female director.
Starting point is 00:24:27 My good friend Lucy Davis is in the movie from Shaun of the Dead, so I was very happy to see her. Yeah, she's fun in it. I thought it was great. Nice. Now this next question you're going to love, Edgar, because it's the kind of thing where I think you know that there's some massive holes
Starting point is 00:24:43 in my movie viewing. I'm not a film student per se, but I've seen a lot of stuff. But I like to ask everybody... Hole so big you could fly an invisible plane through it. I want to know... I want you guys to try to name the best movie, the greatest movie that I've never seen. So you kind of have to take what you know about me into account
Starting point is 00:25:10 and then also a great movie that with me and my personality, I might not have watched it. Have you seen the Ingmar Bergman film Persona? What? That's a no. That's the answer to that one. You think that might be the greatest movie I've never seen? It is a great movie.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Yeah? A lot of you have seen it. That's pretty good. I'm impressed by that number, actually. Because, you know, Ingmar Bergman, man, that's not a lot of millennials. A lot of millennials aren't seeking that shit out. But, okay, so how would I see that, you think? On DVD? What's that? I mean, a Blu-ray?
Starting point is 00:25:59 What? On Filmstruck, something like that? It's very easy to find. I'll lend you my Blu-ray. How do you like that? I love that because I'll need to get a Blu-ray machine. But it's about time I have one of those, I think. They're not going to go, you know,
Starting point is 00:26:16 Blu-rays are going to be around for a while, right? We'll see. We can just hang around in New York until it's on at the film forum. I think it plays every 15 minutes. I like that plan. Rob? Two music ones.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Two? Well, I don't think you know. What about, have you seen Wild Style? Wild Style has Debbie Harry in it. Oh. Debbie Harry smoking a joint, listening to an early Fab Five Freddie freestyling. It's a brilliant, brilliant film. It's a low-budget film.
Starting point is 00:26:53 You should check that out. How old is that? What's that? It's like from the 80s? 83, I would say. 82, I would guess. You ever see that, Edgar? All New York, all Brooklyn.
Starting point is 00:27:02 I have not seen it, but I know what it is. Yeah, it's a brilliant film. After that came Beat Street, which was more mainstream film, which is a great movie. The ending of Beat Street with Melly Mel rapping. But Wild Style is an indie movie with Debbie Harrys in it all during the CBGB days, and she looks so hot. And she's smoking a joint, checking out early hip-hop,
Starting point is 00:27:26 and it's brilliant. Just for that scene alone, check that out. I'd love to hear you describe it a third time. Joint, hip-hop, Debbie Harry got it. I just thought, I was like, what does Doug like? What would Doug like about this? Doug likes repetition yes
Starting point is 00:27:45 you do but i do i do so yeah i'll have to maybe check that one out where do you think the last wallets where should all of these go in relation to predestination have you seen predestination i have not seen Predestination? I have not seen that one. Yeah, see that's one that people keep telling me is the one, and I don't know if they're messing with me or not, but people really like
Starting point is 00:28:14 it, a lot of people, so that's my number one that I need to see right now. But number two is definitely some Igmar Bergman thing. And my number five or six is probably Wild Style. And I saw Beat Street. Saw the shit out of that.
Starting point is 00:28:30 What about Step Up 2, The Streets? Don't let The Street beat you. I am saddened to say that there is not a single Step Up movie that I have not watched. Do you know what the Step Up franchise is called in France? This is true.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I love it already. Sexy Dance. I'm not kidding. Look it up. Look up the French poster of Step Up. It's called Sexy Dance. What do they call dirty dancing? What do they call dirty dancing?
Starting point is 00:29:04 Step up. Step up and get rid of that baby. You hurt me. Le Big Mac. Did you say one yet, Doogie? No. Well, we're out of time. I'm just afraid to say one that I think you should see,
Starting point is 00:29:26 but I think you've probably already seen it. I don't know if I should go more obscure. My obscure one that I've... Take a shot. It might be something that I missed. You know, like I said, there's huge holes in my... The Secret of NIMH? Cinema.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Of course I saw that. Fuck. All right, Night of a Thousand Cats. Nobody's seen that. Which one? Tell us about it. Night of a Thousand Cats, Night of a Thousand Cats. Nobody's seen that. Which one? Tell us about it. Night of a Thousand Cats. Night of a Thousand Cats.
Starting point is 00:29:50 It's a... I think it's Italian. I know the lead doesn't speak English. He's an Italian guy, and it's all overdubbed. Do you know what the Italian title of that is? Sexy Dance. There's this man, and he is very sexy, and you must see it
Starting point is 00:30:05 Are there cats? Oh yes Are there that many cats though? I didn't get a chance to count them But it's a lot Every time you try to count them you just fall asleep They're moving everywhere They're not sheep the cats My bad
Starting point is 00:30:24 Keep it down cats. Oh, sorry. My bad. Keep it down. Oh, you. I'm just happy that you guys are more offended by a sheep joke than an abortion joke. My kind of crowd. Alright, so we really should watch that? You think it's great? Well, it's a bad movie.
Starting point is 00:30:46 It's one of those movies that's so bad it's good. I'm not a it's so bad it's good guy. Oh. I'm like, it's bad, but it's good, or it's bad. It's bad. But I mean, I think it's a really special film. It's not like... I mean, I legitimately like it, but it is horrible.
Starting point is 00:31:02 I haven't even seen The Room. I'm just not into the idea of going and just knowing that everybody thinks it's funny because it stinks. But I hear it's really funny. I trust everyone that says it's hilarious, but I just never made that leap. And now there's this movie coming out about it with James Franco. It's a disaster artist. Now there's this movie coming out about it with James Franco. The Disaster Artist. Yeah. And it's getting raves.
Starting point is 00:31:27 And maybe I'll just skip right to that. Because I'm sure they'll recreate lots of the weird moments from the actual The Room. Yeah. And also, I saw a midnight screening of Room. And it wasn't funny at all. It was just Brie Larson and a kid. and it wasn't funny at all. It was just Brie Larson and a kid.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Edgar, you know I love Broadway and I know you're into the theater. What a segue. Spelled R-E at the end. And I think you must be as excited as I am that Michael Cera and Chris Evans are going to be in a Broadway show together. Yeah, it's Lobby Hero, the Kenneth Lonergan. Kenneth Lonergan, so it's going to be
Starting point is 00:32:10 super depressing. But both of those guys are going to be in it. The two Scott Pilgrim dudes, that's so fun. Michael Cera already did This Is Our Youth with Kieran Culkin. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, which was fantastic. I did. And Tavi Gevinson. Tavi. Tavi. Yeah. Is Yeah, which was fantastic. And Tavi Gevinson.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Tavi. Tavi. Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. Okay. Tavi Gevinson. Yeah, all right.
Starting point is 00:32:33 So, again, we'll talk about that later. It's not necessarily for everybody. Because, holy shit, I completely forgot to check and see if he made it. I think our fourth guest is here. And I'm so happy to bring him out. Let's give it up, everybody, for Mark Wahlberg. Woo!
Starting point is 00:32:53 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! How you guys doing? You doing good? Fucking A you are. What's up, New York? What's up, Doug?
Starting point is 00:33:34 Last movie I saw was Transformers The Last Knight. You need to go see Follow Me Boys with Fred McMurray. Let's do this shit. I've already seen Follow Me Boys With Fred McMurray So fucking good I've seen all the Disney classics
Starting point is 00:33:50 And not so classic Where we at? How many points Am I behind? I'm gonna win Well I'm just glad That I remembered That you
Starting point is 00:34:00 How long were you Waiting over there? I was probably here I don't know Three, four minutes Oh okay I got in like nine reps So I'm good that you... How long were you waiting over there? I was probably here, I don't know, three, four minutes. Oh, okay. I got in like nine reps, so I'm good. Have you been to one of those
Starting point is 00:34:11 fancy... I see Edgar posting pictures all the time of fancy screenings of Baby Driver where fancy people go and they love it. Have you seen Baby Driver? I have not got to see it yet. Again, I want to tell you, I'm sorry. I turned down every role. Wait, you were up for roles in his mostly British cast movies? I hope you don't mind me saying
Starting point is 00:34:30 Originally, Edgar wanted to do like a whole lock thing where it's just one guy but I would play all the roles And I just couldn't do it because I got Daddy's Home 2 coming out, baby All right. Sorry I was a little late, dude.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Oh, no, it's fine. What were you doing? That's why we're here. We're doing some pickups for Daddy's Home 2, but I brought the whole family. And everybody knew I had to do this thing, and then Donnie got locked in the car. 45 minutes.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Like, push up, Donnie. Whatever. He's out now. Everybody's fine. I'm here. Let's win. Alright. Do you have something for the prize bank? Fuckin' A I do, bro. We're doing it Eminem style,
Starting point is 00:35:33 cleaning out my closet, and I got Peter Ceteria, Gloria Love, Karate Kid Part 2. Lover Boy, Heaven in Your Eyes, Top Gun soundtrack. Both of these are 45s Thank you It's like a tiger the way he prowls the stage
Starting point is 00:35:56 I don't know if you guys can feel it out there in the audience But it feels really dangerous on stage with him Feel it Feel the good vibration It feels really dangerous on stage with him. I just... Feel it. Feel it. Feel the good vibration. Where did you say these were from? Hold on. The dude in the middle owes me six grand for saying those.
Starting point is 00:36:15 What are you... That's Rob Cantrell. Where did you get these? What's that? I had them at my house, dude. All right. Fuck yeah, dude. We used to rock that shit on fucking Dorchester Avenue every fucking day, bro I was down the street
Starting point is 00:36:27 Flipping through records at that store Down the street, and I'm pretty sure I saw these Look, I asked Donnie To run one errand, he said he found those at a thrift store I wanted to be nice to people, I'll still fucking sign them You're welcome Alright, I'm glad we worked that out You got it, though
Starting point is 00:36:42 Edgar, what do you got for the bag? Uh, I got nothing, though. Edgar, what do you got for the bag? I got nothing. I'll find something. Oh, okay. So that's whoever wins tonight. Edgar is indebted to you. He has to satisfy you somehow. I know what I have.
Starting point is 00:36:57 I got one ticket to the New York... Ah, shit. No. It's happening right now. One ticket to the New York premiere. Wait, isn't there some sort of screening tomorrow night, maybe? Oh, yeah, yeah. That could be worked out.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Okay. Is that surprise, two tickets to see Baby Driver tomorrow night? Yes. I like how you're like, I'll talk to the director. I want to say it's at Bamrose Cinemas? It's at Bam Cinematheque, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Nice.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Tell you what, if Edgar can't do that, you and 50 of your friends, last night, Transformers, 9.50 screening. I'll fucking take care of it. Don't worry about it. Either way, you're going to win. So what would that be? 51 people?
Starting point is 00:37:44 No problem. Like, I wonder how many people would watch that movie if it was free. I mean... Like, would it be a lot more? Are people just that cheap, Mark? Well, the weird thing is it would definitely probably already be their second time seeing it.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Man, if it was free? Does that count as charity work? Your hair is really rocking in this new Transformers film. In the new movie? Yeah, yeah, it's kind of shaggy. Want me to tell you a secret? What? Extensions.
Starting point is 00:38:14 That's a secret. You fooled me. You fucking hate, bro. Fucking hate. Me too. I thought you really grew into doubt. I know, man. The only thing that's real is the muscle and the perfection.
Starting point is 00:38:24 I had a question for you mark shoot bro walberg did they name it the last night because they're trying to fool people into thinking it's a batman movie batman's not even in it no i know but it sounds like i just feel like you're using parts of the different you're like the dark of the moon and oh dude there's fucking dudes with swords and shit. Watch it again. You'll get it. I think Doogie's onto something. I think they have kind of a word salad that they go to
Starting point is 00:38:53 and they're like, these words will just confuse people. Let's put them in the title. Are there go-bots in it? The dark of the moon returns. There's tons of robots in it. What were you going to say? I haven't seen the movie yet, Mark. I apologize. That's okay, dude.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Who or what is The Last Knight? Like, who's The Last Knight? Yeah. You're going to have to find out. It might be the old dude from Silence of the Eating Peoples. Is there a chance, because how these big movies are made, you come in and you do what they say, is there a chance you don't know who the last night is?
Starting point is 00:39:28 There's a big chance. Literally, every single day, I don't do turnarounds. You guys are normal people. You don't need to know what that means. And every single time, I'm like, we good? And then I leave. Sometimes before the movie's even done. What's the best song on the soundtrack? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Party Like It's the Last Night. By Andrew WK? Yeah, dude. He's fucking crushing it. I have a question, Mark. You can ask me anything, brother. Why are you not in the first three? Don't take this the wrong way, okay?
Starting point is 00:40:04 Because you're going to have to learn this too sometimes people need to understand things by having made the mistake of not putting me in them and so I was letting LeBouf do a trial run that played its course out and then me and MB fucking crushed it two movies in a row bro
Starting point is 00:40:24 good answer It's coarse out. And then me and MB fucking crushed it. Two movies in a row, bro. Good answer. You're welcome. Rob, what do you got for the prize bag? I got, just this last weekend, I was at the, I got invited to the Cannabis Film Festival. Whoa. It's not the Cannabis Film Festival, but it was in Brooklyn at the With Hotel. So I got a T-shirt from that.
Starting point is 00:40:49 It's beautiful. It's purple and black. I love it. It's got pot leaves on it. And they gave me some free rolling papers. And this is, it actually has like the filters in them too. So that's nice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:05 And then you have my hip hop CD Dreams Never Die feel it and it features coffee and weed go go remix and babies and shit which is all about babies and shit thank you for that Rob and then Doogie has a couple of a thing
Starting point is 00:41:24 I have a couple of one thing. It's a copy of my book, Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren't Aware Of. And if you email me and everybody knows my email address by now, we've already established it. It's just my name. But if you get the book and you shoot me an email I'll send you a download of my comedy album A Delicate Man also but you drew this extra cat in here yourself oh and there's a cat in there too
Starting point is 00:41:54 you drew an extra cat does it say, it says Mew Mew is that like Mark something Warburg yeah oh that's fucking good, dude. What is your middle name? Elizabeth.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Okay. Is it extreme? No. For two years, I've been in a legal battle with some fucking dude in Rhode Island that already has this name. But we're trying to change my middle name to successful. Because I just like the fucking ring of that.
Starting point is 00:42:30 But somebody else is successful? What's that? Nothing. What's the best side at Wahlburger? Like if I'm going to get a side. Oh dude, you got to go to those fries. My brother Paul fucking crushes that shit. But make sure you get the turkey burger.
Starting point is 00:42:43 The Thanksgiving fucking turkey burger is so goddamn good. That's my favorite. Oh, the turkey burger with gravy? You got fucking cranberry sauce on there? We do it right, dude. All right. So, Mark, what kind of drink should I get at Wahlburgers? Probably like a root beer.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Okay. This is the part of the show where I tell our friend Bert Kreischer to turn it off because I'm going to say, let the games begin! Come out of the shadows! The house lights are up. Mark is on the move.
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Starting point is 00:46:14 slash listen. Alright, we're back! That was exciting! Doogie, what do you got? I got dude Where's Mike R And it's Doug where's my R
Starting point is 00:46:31 Mike R Your name's Mike And your last name is R Okay Good job Mike Oh and there's no shithead Great guesses on who the guests are going to be. None of these people.
Starting point is 00:46:49 None of them. Birbiglia, Ben Bailey. What's his name? Ben Bailey! The J.O. Carson, Bert Kreischer. Oh, and I'm the dog at the bottom. I'm a little doggy. That's cute.
Starting point is 00:47:03 All right, Rob, what do you got? I got an inflatable donut, and it has sprinkles, and it's breakfast at Casey's, which is a reference to breakfast at Tiffany's. Which is a famous inflatable donut movie. Yeah. I've never seen it, so I agree. Because Audrey Hepburn, as Holly Golightly,
Starting point is 00:47:23 gets hemorrhoids and has to sit on a donut. It's famous. Yeah, she loves sprinkles. And then she talks to an Asian Mickey Rooney and people laugh. All right. That is not one you want to go back and look at again. It's summertime. You know, you could take this to the pool.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Yeah, and then you have a matching donut in your hand as well. Can I throw it? Sure. All right. Should I go upper deck? This has sprinkles. It's going to shower the crowd. Oh!
Starting point is 00:47:58 Did I make it? I don't know. That guy's going to look. Oh, no, he's just letting that lady back to her seat. I think it made it. I think it was in the stairwell. Yeah, it made it. Who wants a crochet one?
Starting point is 00:48:10 It's got to be a challenge. I love it. I'm going to do that again. Anybody? I got a jelly star. Can I throw that? Oh, I like that. it's like a ninja star but full of jelly
Starting point is 00:48:28 I'm gonna go as high as I can and it's gonna drop down oh no I don't think it dropped down totally is everybody is everybody alive
Starting point is 00:48:41 everybody cool Mark check on him check on them. Uh-oh, Mark's got one. Two things before I throw this. First up, only try to catch it if you're up to date on your insurance payments. So I'm not doing that again. Secondly, you've got to promise me whoever catches it, you'll work this off. Here we go. Let's do this shit.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Who wants it? Welcome to the club. You ready? You ready? Okay, put your tit away. I'll throw it. Here we go. You ready, girl? Stand up. No, I'm looking at you. It's your special fucking day. Right here. Yeah, stand up.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Ready? Ready? That's on you. One-handed. You're welcome. What was that, Doogie? He wanted me to throw it to him, and I had wound up to throw it to the bank,
Starting point is 00:49:56 and then he's like, over here up front, and I had the same wind-up, so I just kind of lobbed it. Didn't work. All right, have a seat. Do you get what I'm saying, though? Hold on. So you're confused.
Starting point is 00:50:10 What happened? What's the best exercise to work off a donut, Mark? Hey, hang on a second. We got games to play. What the fuck are you doing? He's going to say crunches. I'm a huge fan, Doug. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:50:21 I want to hear the answer. It's the answer for every fucking one of these questions. Cardio. Cardio, cardio, cardio. Learn it. Love it. Say thank you. Thank you, Mark. Thank you. Sorry, Doug. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:50:35 That's all right. Didn't really need that answer. We're going to start with a game called Purple Rain Man. answer. We're going to start with a game called Purple Rain Man. Everybody gets to guess as often as they like. Do you know Purple Rain Man, Edgar? I do not.
Starting point is 00:50:53 It's like, you know, Purple Rain Man would star Prince and Dustin Hoffman. And who would be second build in that movie mashup? But, of course, Morris Day and... The Time? No. Morris Day and The Time. No, Morris Day
Starting point is 00:51:10 and Tom Cruise. And then third build would be those other people. Apollonia and Valeria Galeno. So I'll start with third build, work my way up to first build, but the idea is the two names form the two sides of the title that I've created a mashup movie title.
Starting point is 00:51:27 First person to get it right and guess as often as you like wins the game. Oh, because I lost interest in the name tags. No, everybody started throwing donuts. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Edgar, who are you playing for? I'm playing for Baby Druva. It's an alternate
Starting point is 00:51:49 reality cast of Baby Driver starring Andrew Kalipa, Doug Benson, that's you, Aya Cash, Mark Wahlberg, that's you. Trey Galeon, and Kameo Nanjani in the part of Jamie Foxx.
Starting point is 00:52:09 That film also comes out on Wednesday. I like that. I'm down with it. And Mark, who are you playing for? Anna Mall House. Oh, yeah. And she drew this whole thing herself. It says Douglas Movies, Anna Mall House.
Starting point is 00:52:24 And she promised me she did it, so. Yeah. I picked that. I'm in the Tim Matheson spot at the bottom of the poster, so I couldn't be happier. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm on there. That's rare.
Starting point is 00:52:35 All right, Pete Flounder. Isn't that nice? All right, so we ran out of time for that first game, so we're going to play. Now, here we go. Purple Rain Man. Settle down. Oh my god, third billing. Duck? I didn't write this one down
Starting point is 00:53:06 but I only wrote down the answer but I I think I've I think I've got this I got this great idea that I never looked up what the billing was but it's still gonna be even playing field.
Starting point is 00:53:26 You guys all have to guess the same thing. And I think I got it. I think I got it figured out. We'll see. We'll see how this goes. No, I got it. I'm glad I came back okay
Starting point is 00:53:46 here we go third billing Brian Haley and Don Cheadle don't expect anybody to get it at this stage but what might really help is if I say Joe Pantoliano
Starting point is 00:54:05 Joey Pants and Jennifer Lopez J. Lo would be second build in this movie mashup title and top build people in the audience are going to get it so don't say anything is it American Jiggly?
Starting point is 00:54:25 No. I like it, but no. First build, Joe Mantegna and George Clooney. Son of a bitch. I'll give you another example I thought of. This might help jog your brains a little bit. I thought it'd be funny to do Rosemary's Baby Driver
Starting point is 00:54:53 starring Mia Farrow and Ansel Elgort. Get out of sight? I mean, that doesn't... It's something out of sight. All right, so that's the closest we have to winner. Something out of sight or get out of sight? Yeah, yeah. I mean, you said out of sight first,
Starting point is 00:55:22 so you're the first to say half of it. But it's baby's Day Out of Sight. Jesus Christ. I didn't expect that one to be so rough. But also, I thought maybe... That famous Brian Haley movie. I think you know all the movies with baby in the title, don't you? Not really. Had to do your research.
Starting point is 00:55:44 You've joined the pantheon of baby title movies. There's lots of good ones. There's just Baby, which is a dinosaur movie. Was it something of the Lost Legend? Baby Story of the Lost Legend? Oh yeah, it did have a full title, you're right.
Starting point is 00:56:00 No points for me. Alright, I think you're going to dig this next game Edgar you've never played it before but it's called How High Can You Get and we'll let Doogie gets to go first on this one and then we'll go to Rob
Starting point is 00:56:16 and Edgar and Mark I'll tell you a genre of film a type of film and then we do one round of everybody saying a one-word title that matches that genre. Then we do a round of two words, three words, until when you can't think of one, you're out.
Starting point is 00:56:38 And the genre is movies where someone's girlfriend is in a coma. I'm just kidding. That's the big sick. It's movies that have a car chase. Car chase movies. So, Doogie, start us off. Just a one-word car chase movie. Bullet. Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:02 And if you match the movie that I wrote down in advance at any point, then you win the whole thing. Oh, can I change my answer? Oh, just something you think I would have said? Yeah. I don't think you will. Rob? Speed.
Starting point is 00:57:20 Speed, yeah. That is a lot of chasing. A lot of chasing. It's all chasing Ronin Ronin is what I wrote down What was going to be your second one, Doogie? Drive Oh, yeah, no, I wouldn't have wrote that
Starting point is 00:57:43 I wrote down Ronin How'd you know he wrote down Ronin? Huh? How'd wrote that I wrote down Ronan Close to How'd you know he wrote down Ronan? Huh? How'd you know he wrote down Ronan? I didn't It's just a great one word car chase movie Great car chase
Starting point is 00:57:53 You're good at this game Yeah Mark did you have one? Oh yeah What is it? Ronan? No it's You have to say something different. Uh, drive?
Starting point is 00:58:13 I'll give you two more. Those were the two I had. Yeah, they were? For real, yeah. Oh, okay. But just for laughs and giggles, let's do two words. What's the two-word one? Everybody just guess until you get the one I wrote down.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Mad Max. Blues Brothers. Oh, nice. That's called The Blues Brothers. Them Blues Brothers. Yeah, save it for three words. What's the two-word one, Edgar? The Driver.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Yeah. That's an awesome movie. Did I see it on the big screen because of you? Did you program it and I went and saw it? I did. I programmed it. It's awesome. Mark? Isn't there a movie called The Chase? There is. There sure
Starting point is 00:58:58 is. Charlie Sheen and Christy Swanson. French Connection? That's the French Connection? That's the French Connection. And keep saying ones out of turn that I have in my back pocket. There are no turns anymore. We're just having fun.
Starting point is 00:59:13 But the one I wrote down is Foul Play. Oh, come on! Sounded like you were ready to say that no matter what I said. Can I guess your third one? It's a pretty amazing car chase at the end of the play. Three words. The Italian job.
Starting point is 00:59:32 No shit. Great movie. I think Edgar can get this one. But go ahead, Rob. I was going to say Cannonball Run, but that would have been good on the last round. The Cannonball Run. Was it The Cannonball Run?
Starting point is 00:59:53 Yeah, it was. Oh, yeah. The Cannonball Run. Okay, I'm going to go. Now can I go before somebody says mine, or do I still have to wait my turn? Can I go? I got one, Mark.
Starting point is 01:00:03 All right, we'll let you go. You're not going to say mine. In a similar vein, The Gumball Rally. Oh, right. Yeah. That's another good one. That's not the one I wrote down, Mark. You can take it all. That's because you wrote down Days of Thunder. Are you fucking kidding me? That is a race car
Starting point is 01:00:20 movie, not a chase. Oh, they're not chasing each other? I'm pretty fucking sure they're chasing each other all fucking day, dude. You're right. Nobody's trying to catch up to anybody in that fucking movie. Yeah, but in a car chase movie, they're going to do something to them when they get to them. They're not just going to pass
Starting point is 01:00:42 and wave. That counts says something. Yeah, well, seriously, you could bust out all the Fast and Furiouses when we get up into those high numbers. I'm waiting. But for three words, I went with what's up, doc? Another chase scene in San Francisco.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Four words. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Wow. Okay. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome Wow Okay Does anybody else have one? We don't have to go in order The Need for Speed? That's not a thing Need for Speed, three words
Starting point is 01:01:19 It should be I thought you were just quoting Top Gun Three words. It should be. It should be. I thought you were just quoting Top Gun. Edgar, do you want me to return? They chase each other in planes. I was just guessing. Four words. Dirty Mary, crazy Larry.
Starting point is 01:01:36 That's the one I wrote down. Son of a bitch. You're good. You're really good. I guess I'll go for fun again. You're really good. I guess I'll go for fun again. It's all for fun.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Feel it. Feel it. I'm going to be honest. You owe me six grand. I'm going to be honest. This is not an... Is this what your guys' lives feel like every day? Here we go. Ready?
Starting point is 01:02:04 Yeah. Smokey and the Bandit we go. Ready? Yeah. Smokey and the Bandit. Yes. Write it down. No, it's worth... I've written it down already. Five words. Anybody.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Any which way but loose. Is there a Taj in that? Yeah, there's one there that's Clint Eastwood and the monkey. Okay. Die Hard with a Vengeance?
Starting point is 01:02:30 Yeah, they chase around. They probably chase each other at one point. After the fantastic racist opening. Any other five words? The Fast and the Furious? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:52 That's four, right? The Fast and the Furious. Oh, yeah, that's good. I'm crushing it. We'll have our six-word movie locked and loaded. If this five-word title I wrote down was a snake, it would be biting all of you. Snake by Canyon. That's not because it's a snake title.
Starting point is 01:03:15 That's an old expression that it's right in front of your face so close. If it were a snake, it would bite you. Dude, where's my car? That would be funny if it was a snake, it would bite you. Dude, where's my car? That would be funny if it was on one of your name tags. Yeah, I wrote down National Lampoon's Animal House. It's only four words.
Starting point is 01:03:36 As a car movie? Are you for real? Well, at the end in the parade. They do, yeah. Are you shitting me? I didn't write that down. Calm down. I swear on Donnie's life I thought of it.
Starting point is 01:03:50 We're on five words. Five words. Yeah. That was four words and I was joking. Smokey and the Bandit 2? That's correct. Is that right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:04 That's the snake I was talking about. All somebody had to do was add a two to the four-word title. Now, six words. This one's going to maybe cause some controversy, so I'm glad we already have a clear winner. Because the one I picked, one could argue it's not six words.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Is that a clue? I don't know. Oh, I know what it is. What is it? To live and die in L.A. That's correct. Edgar, I love you to death, and I'm going to do this for you, okay? No, don't, don't. You deserve the mic drop, bro. You deserved it.
Starting point is 01:04:44 You must direct movies. Oh, I see. You were doing the mic drop for him. You deserved it. You must direct movies. Oh, I see. You were doing the mic drop for him. I don't only play for the listeners. But it also might sound like you just smacked the mic out of his hand. Never. I love you, but I'm just doing this for your own good. You know how many times I say that to Donnie?
Starting point is 01:05:02 But so, what do we think? Is L.A. one word? Yeah. Yeah. Because it kind of means one city. So, yeah, that's a one you could argue about if I cared. And then, what do you think for seven there,
Starting point is 01:05:18 Edgar? I don't think you are. Long title that has car chase in it? The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift. I like it. That's not what I wrote, though. I have one.
Starting point is 01:05:38 Okay. Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines. That movie about flying machines? But there are a bunch of car chases in it too. Oh, there are. No. First I heard about a car chase in that movie. Next thing you know,
Starting point is 01:05:54 they'll be telling me there's car chases in the great Walter Pepper. I think there is. The one I came up with for seven words is It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world. Yeah, yeah, which is just one long-ass car chase. But that was super fun, and thank you for playing. Edgar's our winner, so that means he gets to go first
Starting point is 01:06:16 in bringing it out special just for you, Edgar, the Leonard Maltin game. Kids love Leonard. May I have another Tito's and Soda, dear Gramercy Theater? Could I have one also, please? Two Tito's and Soda. Do you need fruit on yours there, Doogie? Sure.
Starting point is 01:06:40 I go fruitless. Okay, I'll go fruitless. Okay. Whatever Doug does. Two with no fruit, you guys. Can I get a Jack and Coke and a kettlebell? A literal fucking kettlebell. Okay, so you guys know how this works. We're going to play to two points, and you get to bid on how many names you think you need to hear
Starting point is 01:07:13 to discern the title of a movie as described by the esteemed Mr. Leonard Maltin. And Edgar, you get to go first, then we'll go to Mark, Doogie, and Rob. And we switch the order around each time. And Edgar, you get to pick between three categories. Would you like, and now I don't tell you what they mean, the categories, you just have to try to guess which one works best for you. Halloweed is one of the categories, or sausage party,
Starting point is 01:07:50 or we are farmers. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Which one of those would you like? They nailed it. They nailed it. Let's go for Sausage Party. Sausage Party is movies featuring only men listed by Leonard. He's only listed men in this cast of this movie from the year 2000. Leonard gives it three stars.
Starting point is 01:08:30 He calls it a farce and also says that it is fresh and funny. And he lists, yeah, as always, unhelpful clues. It's a movie. And he lists 12 men. Double checking now to make sure I just didn't there wasn't a manly name of a woman. I think we're good.
Starting point is 01:08:59 How many can you get it in, Edgar? Four names? Whoa. Very impressive opening bid, Mark. What do you think? I mean, first of all, I love that confidence. I think I got to go name that movie, bro. I think I gotta go name that movie bro alright Edgar would you like to hear all the clues again
Starting point is 01:09:30 sure spilling on myself again that's one thing about the Gramercy they fill it up to the brim oh thanks dude I went nearby because I was going to drink some of it for the listener at home there's a play within a play happening. Now on Broadway, the podcast that goes wrong. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 01:09:57 So the category is Sausage Party. It's movies. Only men are listed by Leonard from 2000. Three stars. It's a farce, and it's fresh, and it's funny. And it's amazing. I've read the whole review. Leonard only uses words that begin with F for the entire review.
Starting point is 01:10:19 And your four names, reading from the bottom of the top 12 actors, are... And go ahead and say it as soon as you know it, just to show off. I might not know it. Jason Fleming. Stephen Graham. Lenny James. Robbie G. Is it Snatch?
Starting point is 01:10:50 Yes. Fucking hell. The fucking Robbie G. As soon as he said Robbie G, I'm like, that's an English motherfucker right there. Did you ever work with him? With Robbie G? Robbie G.
Starting point is 01:11:02 No, dude, I never fucking worked with Robbie G. But the correct question is, has Robbie G ever got to work with you? But it's fine. Yeah, so there's lots more dudes names, including Jason Statham and Brad Pitt and Dennis Farina and the top name is Benicio del Toro, because it was really kind of an
Starting point is 01:11:20 ensemble thing. But, Leonard, I'd go more than three stars for that one, personally. But good job, Edgar. You've got one point. You're so good. Everybody's favorite farce, Guy Ritchie's
Starting point is 01:11:36 snatch. Yeah, it's not what I would call a farce. Yeah, that's a very misleading clue. And the words he uses is violent farce, which I guess that makes sense. Because it's sort of like slamming doors, but instead they're actually shooting each other. Yeah, yeah. But, all right.
Starting point is 01:11:56 So, like I said, Edgar's got one point. And we turn the beat around. Sexy dance. we turn the beat around, and Rob gets to go, or I mean, Doogie gets to go next, and then it'll go to Rob. And you get to pick Doogie between, these kind of sound the same, but we'll see what happens,
Starting point is 01:12:21 Squeakwools, getting some tail. Or cable billing. What was the third one? Cable billing. Oh. I guess I'll go with the squeak-whole. Okay. Squeak-whole is sequels
Starting point is 01:12:43 that may or may not have chipmunks in them. May or may not. Yeah, it could go either way. It could be any movie. Not any movie. It's got to be a sequel. Do or don't. Wonder Woman's invisible plane might be in the film.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Hey, man, you know, if you pick Cable Billing, it would have been movies featuring Josh Brolin. Get it? A little Deadpool humor for you. I want to call that humor. All right. 14 names, Doogie.
Starting point is 01:13:20 This movie is from 2013. Leonard gives it three stars. He says about this movie that the lead actor takes ownership and has star power. And he also says about this movie that it's a superior sequel. Three stars and yet somehow superior. And he names 14 names.
Starting point is 01:13:54 I guess I'll go 12. I mean, from where I'm sitting, you might as well just say 14. Like, why even? I don't know, 13 and a half? No, you've got to stick with your original bid. 12, Rob, what do you think?
Starting point is 01:14:14 Do you have to say the whole title, or can you just say it? You have to say the correct full title. I'm going to pass on this. You'd just like to leave the game entirely? I know one franchise has chipmunks in it, but I just don't know the other words. Right, so you're challenging Doogie to get it in 12 names? Can I pass it this way?
Starting point is 01:14:44 This is a former Leonard Mall game champion. Doug, could I just for a second here? Rob, kudos to you for living your best life. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Mark. A solid play here might be to not pass. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I got you, I got you, Mark. Thank, okay. I got you.
Starting point is 01:15:06 I got you, Mark. Thank you so much for that advice. You do whatever you want, bro. You can donny it up if you want. No, you've been around. You say another number
Starting point is 01:15:16 if you don't... That's what I'm gonna do. Okay. Now, like, all of a sudden, you're like, I know. I do, I do. I do, I do.
Starting point is 01:15:26 I would say I can name that in ten names. All right, again, no need to go crazy shaving off names. Well, I'm not that confident about it. Well, no, you could have just removed one name. I thought I'd speed it up a little bit. Doug, could I just for a second? I don't know what's happening here. Because, Edgar, it's on you
Starting point is 01:15:51 now, and what do you think? Can you bid less names? I'll go eight names. There you go. There's a true player right there. Seven names. There's a true player right there Seven names
Starting point is 01:16:03 Doogie Name it We'll see Alright you get seven names And they are Wait what year was this again? Oh I'll give it all to you again It's 2013
Starting point is 01:16:22 It's a sequel That may or may not have chipmunks in it. That's more of a memory thing for me than anything. And 14 names. Three stars from Leonard. And he said stuff about the lead character being whatever the fuck I said before. He owns it. He takes ownership.
Starting point is 01:16:44 Yeah, whoever it is playing the lead takes ownership. Amanda Plummer? Jenna Malone? Sam Chafin? C-I-A-F-I-N? I never know how to pronounce that.
Starting point is 01:17:00 Toby Jones is it? Jones? Yeah, I know what it is. I just don't know if I know the full title. Oh, shit. Shit. That's where I was. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:17:13 Let's hear it, Mark. Hunger Games, Catching Fire. That is correct. I know my Toby Jones, motherfucker. It is so scary the way he pops up like that. It's just like... When you're this close, it's... It's called straight fucking power. You can feel the heat coming off of it.
Starting point is 01:17:40 And that one doesn't have Jack Monsonet. All right, so Edgar gets to... Edgar gets to go first now, and then... Right? No, wait. No, Rob, Rob, and then it goes to Edgar. And, Rob, you get to pick a category. Fine. Fine.
Starting point is 01:18:02 And Rob, you get to pick a category. Fine. Would you like the category that I call Worst Guests? Or would you like Ice Knowing You? Or Hot Tub Time Machine? We'll go with Hot Tub Time Machine. Alright. Hot Tub Time Machine is movies with a hot tub
Starting point is 01:18:37 or time travel or both. Love it. Three and a half stars. Three and a half stars. Three and a half stars for this movie from 2002. How could it not? Oh, what? Okay, Leonard says this is a superb human comedy.
Starting point is 01:19:00 And he says it's enhanced by a perfectly nuanced score. And then he names nine names. How many, Rob Cantrell? I can name that in five names. Okay, that's a bold bid. Which way is it going? It's going to Edgar. What year was it again? 2002?
Starting point is 01:19:35 What did you say? Five names. I'll go four names. Edgar says four names, Mark. Negative one. It's happening? I've been waiting a long fucking time to play this game again, and I'm not passing this shit up. I think I screwed up the order, though.
Starting point is 01:20:02 But anyway, maybe not. Doogie? I mean, you know I'm going the order, though. But anyway, maybe not. Doogie? I mean, you know I'm going to say name it. I don't know negative one. I'm going to give a lesson here to everybody listening and everybody in this room. You too, Rob. What I'm about to do, right or wrong,
Starting point is 01:20:23 I'm going to do with confidence. And that's going to make it A-fucking-okay. I like it. Am I good to go? Sure. Look good? Feel good.
Starting point is 01:20:44 You look good, you feel good You want name that movie? Or do I go movie that name? I forgot, it's been so long, brother You can do them in either order I just need the top build person And the name of the film Jack Nicholson, about Schmidt
Starting point is 01:20:59 That is correct Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, It's about that time. But here's the sad thing I forgot to mention at the beginning of the show, is that the winner today, the prize is that none of us are going to go see your movie, and instead we're going to go see some other movies that are out right now. Is that okay? But yeah, we're going to eat at at Wahlburgers. That's never... That's never gonna stop. I'm just joking around, Mark.
Starting point is 01:21:50 Do you want to throw a victory donut? Fucking A, I do, bro. And I'm gonna say something right now. Because I know you're gonna see it anyway. Go fucking see Baby Driver first. Aww. What a good guy. See you twice. See you twice.
Starting point is 01:22:20 We're going to rookie of the year this shit and float it. Strike one. Where are those two going? Show's over. I won, bro. They're beating the crowd out of here You don't get to the top of Everest and keep climbing Hey lady who dropped the donut Where are you? There she is.
Starting point is 01:23:08 Right into her goddamn hands. Way to go. Way to fucking go. Nailed it. Edgar, this has got jelly in it. Give it to him. Oh. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:23:20 Holy shit. Such a good vibration. Sweet sensation. Such a good vibration. Feel it, feel it. Sweet sensation. You sing that song one more time, you're going to meet Donnie with a fucking baseball bat.
Starting point is 01:23:44 I love it. For Listen at Home, I made everybody's dream come true by touching one of them. She caught a crocheted donut in two hands and then a real donut in one hand and then got a Mark Wahlberg hug. Like, I can't believe
Starting point is 01:24:05 that was amazing. Who's got it on video? Post that shit. But thank you to everyone for being here and for going to see Baby Driver on Wednesday and on Thursday and on Friday. Make it your 4th of July weekend goal to see Baby Driver as many times as possible. And, you know,
Starting point is 01:24:45 pop into Last Night without buying a ticket. Whatever, it counts. So, what do you got to plug there, Doogie Horner? Check out my album A Delicate Man on iTunes or Spotify or whatever. Check out my album A Delicate Man on iTunes or Spotify or whatever
Starting point is 01:25:05 check out my books some very interesting cats perhaps you weren't aware of everything explained through flow charts 100 ghosts and you can follow me online at Doogie Horner on Instagram and Twitter thanks Rob Cantrell
Starting point is 01:25:25 I had a blast I have a new website RobCantrell.com has all my stand-up dates I'm doing a bunch in Brooklyn that are coming up a lot of fun and I'm recording
Starting point is 01:25:35 a new stand-up album in August so check that out and Rob88Cantrell at Instagram I'm having fun with that. Feel it, feel it. Feel it.
Starting point is 01:25:51 No, I'm going to get... He might punch me. I've got to cool off. Yeah, I might. Was any of the Funky Bunch music considered for the soundtrack of Baby Driver? Too expensive. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:26:05 But worth it. Did you have any songs that you wanted that you couldn't get because they're too pricey? No, no, not really. When you're writing, you're smart enough to not write the Beatles or Led Zeppelin into a script. All right. And yeah, what more can we say?
Starting point is 01:26:23 June 28th, It's two days. June 28th. Baby Driver. See it large and loud. Large and loud. That's right. And sober and baked. What are your favorite, like, just offhand,
Starting point is 01:26:37 do you know some of your favorite cinemas that it'll be playing in? There's a beautiful signage at the Arclight in Los Angeles. It's at the Cinerama Dome. It's also at the Vista, which is one of my favorites. Oh, that's a cool one. That means nothing to this New York crowd, though. No, but, you know, people are listening in L.A. and going, yeah, we should go see that at the Vista.
Starting point is 01:26:54 It's at BAM. It's at BAM. Awesome. Is there, like, a next thing? So the Alamo, Brooklyn? Yeah, in Brooklyn. Get the Thai chicken sandwich. Really good.
Starting point is 01:27:07 I think you should be on my swing podcast. You know what else is in Baby Driver? What? The invisible jet. It's in every movie. It's in every scene. It's here right now. That Baby Driver is so good,
Starting point is 01:27:18 he can drive a car in an invisible jet at the same time. The car pulls into the invisible jet and off they time. It's just, the car pulls into the invisible jet and off they go. All right. Mark? This November, look for Daddy's Home 2.
Starting point is 01:27:35 Just me helping Will Ferrell be funny again. Last night's in theaters right now. You're welcome. You've probably already seen it by the time you're hearing this. We've got another season
Starting point is 01:27:44 of Wahlburgers coming out, plus we just opened a new location in Las Vegas right next to the Flamingos, so go fucking eat and be happy. Turkey burger. Other than that, Donnie's out of the car. Let's fucking party tonight. Alright, before I do this final thing, we have to say goodbye to Edgar because he's racing back
Starting point is 01:28:06 to the event that he came from to be with us here tonight. It's true. You should probably go. I wanted to give the winner the album on double vinyl. I don't have it with me, but give your details to Doug
Starting point is 01:28:20 and I'll get it to you. Okay, that sounds good. Just hit me up on Twitter. I'll get it to you. Oh, okay. That sounds good. So just hit me up on Twitter. I'll get your... Who was it that you... Anna Moll? Yeah, Anna Moll House. What's your Twitter name, Anna Moll House?
Starting point is 01:28:35 Serious Seahorse? Yeah, I'll remember that. I'm so tired of all the silly seahorses out there that finally a serious one came along and I'll never forget you. So yeah, so we'll work that out for you. Congratulations and also
Starting point is 01:28:54 come get your bag of stuff. And thank you again to Edgar Wright. Thank you so much for being here, dude. Thank you. It's an honor to lose to you, sir. Fuckin' A, dude. Yeah, oh, you're gonna give the name tag back. That's very sweet, but
Starting point is 01:29:14 we need it for something. Need to destroy it. I think Cash looks so cute on there. Dude, you can go. I'm going, I'm going. I'm out of here. I love you all. Later, Edgar.
Starting point is 01:29:37 Yeah, he's got like a hard out, so I wanted to make it back to that other thing. And then there were just three sweet little children left. Hop into my boat. There's no earthly way of knowing. All right, so she could also get her name tag back, Mark, if you want to give Anna Mallhouse her name tag back. Do you want it back?
Starting point is 01:30:07 Yeah, she wants it back. She wants it back. What's up, girl? Whoa, this is going to be a controversial shithead on the back of this baby droover thing. Here, give me, give me, give me. He didn't write one. Oh, he's going to do it now?
Starting point is 01:30:22 Doing it now. Interesting. It's going to be a real up-to-date, spontaneous shithead. Yeah, in past me years, Rob. Because I've got to read that. You don't have to read it. I just need it. Dear Mark, I love your...
Starting point is 01:30:39 Okay. I can't... I'm not even sure Did you know what that said, Rob? No, I had no idea That's why I was doing that Doogie, what does that say? Shithead
Starting point is 01:30:52 Don't say it out loud Yeah, shithead, I know that part Oh, really? Salino and Barnes? Injury attorneys? Salino and Barnes? Injury attorneys? They split up and they're suing each other?
Starting point is 01:31:13 How does that song go? Salino and Barnes, injury attorneys. 808, 808, 808. 808. They nailed it. You reap what you sow I guess Alright so did he write something down? Yeah Alright cool so I will read these in a second
Starting point is 01:31:36 One more time for all these dudes Mark Wahlberg, Rob Cantrell And Doogie Horner Thank you Cantrell and Doogie Horner. Thank you. Thanks to the Gramercy. Thanks for putting tickets on sale for the next one, July 31st. Come back for that, you guys, and buy your tickets for $4 less.
Starting point is 01:32:06 And they'll be on sale to the general public, I guess, soon. Probably right away. And as always, Celino suing Barnes is a shithead. David Lynch is a shithead. David Lynch is a shithead. I mean, I'm only one in on Twin Peaks, so I'm not mad about it.
Starting point is 01:32:37 Am I gonna get mad? Okay. I heard there's a great scene where somebody just paints shovels for six minutes. So I'm looking forward to that. And a shithead we can all agree on. Anyone who doesn't see Baby Driver is a shithead. Looking to unsuck the experience of going to the dealership?
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