Doug Loves Movies - Edgar Wright, Samm Levine, and Jordan Brady Guest

Episode Date: July 7, 2011

There's one spot left in the Leonard Maltin Tournament of Championships Finals (July 18th at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club at Universal CityWalk) -- which of these battle-tested competitors will qualify? Directors Edgar Wright (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World) and Jordan Brady (Road Comic) take on Samm Levine.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy, a rapper's squeaky, sticky teeth With empty acid poppers, birdies in his teeth There's still not one that people sing But Doug loves movies Hey everybody Wow that was exciting Like the theme song started and I was like I don't have my water and I had to run across the room And get a water

And the whole time I was running out here I was like, I don't have my water. I had to run across the room and get a water. The whole time I was running out here, I was like, but the label's on it. Now I'm scratching the label off. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with taking the label off of waters. This will all be sponsored by water someday. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies once again coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles

in front of a live audience. That's them. It's them right there. Totally on cue. Whoever wins from the audience tonight is going to get this wrapper in their bag of amazing prizes. And then you'll find out who made this water.

You'll be like, oh no, that looked like... That looked like Fiji to me. Because that's who I want to sponsor the podcast. I like Fiji water, just because I like the shape of the bottle. It's too big to fit in your ass, but just small enough to come close. And that's exciting. What a weird thing to say.

It's July 5th, 2, Ocean's 11. Apologies to the great Leonard Maltin for his mama and balls being called shitheads on last week's show. I don't think either of his balls or his mama is a shithead. And if he's listening, I apologize. He probably isn't. I had a great time.

Bless you, someone in the audience. I had a great 4th of July weekend in Vegas with, let me just name some names, Joe Rogan, Brian Redband, Ari Shaffir, Joey Diaz, Bill Burr, and Mayhem Miller. Those are some of the people I hung out with in Vegas.

Mayhem Miller, I wish this was I Love Mayhem Miller instead of movies, because I could go on about that guy forever. I just met him, but holy shit, he's insane. And he's extremely violent. He's one of those guys, he's in the fight game

because he wants to punch people all the time. So you can't just have a conversation with a guy without getting punched. And I don't know if I'm up for that. But I can't wait to see him again. It's week seven of me not seeing Pirates 4 on Golden Tides. And it's week number

who cares about me not seeing Green Lantern or Cars 2. Let's face it. Let's face it. Nobody cares. It doesn't take that much strength to hold out on these things. I might have screenings of all of them coming up at CineFamily, but in the meantime, I'm going to do Benson Interruption movie episodes that's just for the live audiences.

We haven't figured out exactly how to put it out on the Internet yet, but we're doing it at CineFamily. July 25th will be Fast Five. Yeah, and I already have two amazing guests lined up for that one. And July 31st, yes, July 35th in the state of Denver, there will be a callback on July 31st. We're going to show Piranha, no 3D, just regular style Piranha. And

schedules permitting, Adam Scott, Elizabeth Shue, and Paul Scheer will be there. Schedules permitting. Cinefamily.org to get your tickets. My guest today, wait, did I skip part of it? Oh, I skipped a couple things.

Hang on a second. All of my tour dates are at douglasmovies.com and I'll be at the Tipsy Crow in San Diego on July 21st and that's during Comic-Con so just start imagining yourself, who does Doug know

that's at Comic-Con that could come by and perform? Oh, some awesome people. Yeah, it's going to be nerd-tastic. Transformers 3 has earned $400 million worldwide. Congrats on being dumb, people of the earth. My guest today... Those are the two things I forgot.

I got them in. How you doing? You're here with your kids? Yeah, you. No, not the kid. Yeah, but I'm telling you anyway. They are here to, what do you call it? I got a text that distracted me. They are here to compete in round three

of the Leonard Maltin Tournament of Championships. Please welcome Jordan Brady, Edgar Wright, and Sam the Man Levine! A.K.A., Levine! AKA Lil Wolverine! In this corner!

Weighing in at seven and a half pounds! Lil Wolverine! now you may have sat down street strategically excuse our troubles well boy oh loco I water is hard for me to drink I like vodka I choke when I drink water. Let me just run this by you guys. During the Leonard Mullen game today, let's do the reverse thing where as soon as someone wins or loses the point,

then it goes around the opposite direction. However you want to run the game, Doug, that's all up to you, man. I would never come down hard on you if I thought you did a shitty job running the game. People sent me a lot of nice, respectful notes

saying that they really like knowing the year that the movie comes out. So they suggested that I make the year just like a clue that I give every time. I'm chewing on that and I like it, but I'm not going to change the rules mid tournament of championships. No, certainly not. Yeah, but I'm not going to change the rules mid-Tournament of Championships.

No, certainly not. Yeah, yeah. We'll talk about that in the future on like around July 19th or so. So to be strangely specific. But Sam Levine, you were on last week. You're on this week. I am the most overexposed guest in the history of Doug Loves Movies. I had another way of putting it.

It's the summer of Sam. How about the summer of the ma'am? You know I love a movie reference, ma'am. It's not the summer of ma'am? No. Well, it could be. That'd be a great movie. Call Martin Lawrence's agent.

Big Mama's house four, summer of ma'am. So she starts killing people. That'd be awesome. Do it in a historical context. Maybe there's somebody in a dog suit that gives special

psychotic messages to him. Yeah, it's good. You guys see it, right? I like this. It could be a spin-off of Wilfred. Wilfred. I was going to say Wilfred. Have you seen the original Wilfred, Edgar? With Bruce Davidson.

You seem like you'd pay attention to international television more than most people. What are you talking about? Willard or Wilfred? Wilfred was an Australian sitcom first, right? No, I haven't seen neither. I haven't seen neither. I thought you were talking about Willard, the rat's film. Sorry.

Yes, well, that was an international success as well, because who doesn't like a guy who trains rats to eat Edgar, Ernest Borgnine? Can I just say, he's very popular, and the accent is really fucking intimidating right now. I mean, I'm out of place. For the record, he was pointing at me when he said really popular. Yeah, no, I was. Both of those things were not said

about Edgar. No, no, I was saying... Who is also very popular, but I just wanted my due for the listeners. Jordan and Edgar both look more Wolverine than Lil' Wolverine. Right? We all do. Everyone's more Wolverine than you are. Why did I not have enough photos of that day so that

people would not think you're crazy? Please, do me a favor and grow exactly a Wolverine thing and let's really take this to the next level. If I make the finals, maybe for you. Oh, that'd be great if you came out with... How fast can you grow it? Like a day and a half? Give me like three hours from now. I just hold my breath

really hard and just do that. It just comes right out like play-doh. When you were doing Freaks and Geeks, was there a full-time staff keeping you hairless? 24 hours a day of, oh shit, Sam's growing again. Yep.

Yep. Because you were supposed to be like 13, you were 27, right? Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Your math is always tip-top. You know me in math. Now people are saying that Edgar Wright is a shoe-in to win tonight. I tweeted it.

Oh, you're a couple of pussies. You're just trying to make it so it'll be even more amazing if you pull it out and win. I went back into the history books. I just remembered that I didn't go back and look at anything. But didn't Aubrey Plaza beat you once, Edgar?

Yeah, it's true. Yeah, Aubrey Plaza, you guys. What do you think she knows about movies? You know I've never won this game, right? Well, this is your night. We'll see. Are you wearing a three on your shirt because of Scott Pilgrim? That's awesome.

Wow. Wow. Oh, I see. Very clever. And he's got the, yeah, he went and ruined his DVD by turning the box

into a name tag. It's very complicated, though. There's a lot going on there. It's like a pop-up book. Do you have a model of the set? Yeah. Let's have a look at this. There's text and everything.

I've already picked my contestant. Get that to Edgar. He's already picking his. But I like that you couldn't be bothered to get pictures of Sam or Jordan. You just go, like, there, look at that. Oh, yeah, that's kind of bullshit.

He just has little printouts of our names. What the hell is that? Not even last names. How lazy are you? It's pretty involved to be calling lazy. I'm sorry. That's like running a marathon and at mile 25 going, ah, fuck it, they know I did this much.

I should be good enough to impress anybody. I can totally see it. I'm putting together something for tonight's show. Edgar, Doug, bong rip. All right, I'm good. What I'm going to do during the game is I'm going to put

pins in here and here. Yeah, it's the voodoo version. It's the voodoo version of Doug Loves Movies. Doug Loves Voodoo. I don't think it works to stick a pin

into somebody's name that was printed out and glued onto a thing. Well, we'll just have to find out. But I just want to say that anybody can win this game. Anybody. There's strategy. and glued onto a thing. Well, we'll just have to find out. But I just want to say that anybody can win this game.

Anybody. There's strategy. You know, the bidding is important. So don't think Edgar's got this sewn up, you guys. I think Edgar has this sewn up. That's weird. I could hear someone in the audience's thoughts. It was a little sad.

Why would somebody whisper their own thoughts? Oh, I'm tired of yelling in my head okay what do you we got two directors on the panel this might be a first pretty sure it is I'm not gonna go back and check of course but jordan what are you working on director directorially direct another project i am comic have you guys seen i comic very very enjoyable wow it's a documentary for comedians to show their mother to say this is what it's like well i i have two from the footage i'm actually i started cutting she be comics with the female comedians and then i'm doing a real thing no it's a real

thing and then she be comics she be comics so only black female black female it's a niche but i'm going after that okay and you're cutting that together yeah and you could make a million movies from the interviews you did for that movie. I still need you. Yeah, we didn't get around to it. Strangely enough. He called me every day like 4.15,

what are you doing? What do you think I'm doing? Firing up the vaporizer. My kids came with me last time to the show. Right, his kids are fans, which makes me feel

old and sad. We go to CineFamily, we see the movies, we come here, we've seen the show and now we We go to CineFamily. We see the movies. We come here. We've seen the show. And now we have a game we play in line. I was telling Sam. We judge your audience members buzzed, stoned, or super high.

And as the people are in line, we rate them. And it's a lot of fun. Those are kind of synonymous. Buzzed and stoned. Stoned is a little more in our world. Buzzed is booze. Stoned's a little more in our words. Buzzed is booze? No, buzzed is just like a little... Oh, just a mellow. A little mellow, like, hey, we're gonna laugh.

And then high is a notch higher. Yeah, stoned or high is synonymous. And then super high is me and only me. So when I walk by the line, you just go, there it is. There he is, right there. No one comes close. That's the one.

Mr. Popper eats the penguins. Spoiler alert. Sorry. Just had to get that out. It's a terrible movie. He eats them on the grill with a marinade made of his own urine. Now I want to see this movie. Now I'm interested.

I just got a text from frequent guest Ricky Lindholm. Who said, just saw you're going to be in Cleveland on July 9th. That's true. Hilarities. She says, I'm here filming a movie. So that has nothing to do with this podcast we're taping right now.

She's filming a movie in Cleveland. That's great. Tell us what you're going to write back, Doug. I'm going to think about what I want to write back. Alright, think about it. Doug loves texting. Is that a whole new... Is that tape at nine? It just came up on my

phone while I was looking at it to get ready for the game. Oh, wait. We've got another text coming in. Oh, this is exciting, huh? This is a friend of mine, Tony Thaxton, who got knocked out of the competition a few weeks ago. He says, in

parentheses, unnecessary, and then advice to Edgar. So, here's your advice, Edgar. Don't play the game drunk and cocky. He says, I learned the hard way. I'm not drunk. Yeah, you're not drunk. We just came from a bar, and I drank four more drinks than you did,

and I had four drinks. So you're definitely not drunk. But let's play the Leonard Maltin game, everybody. Oh, wow, that was fast. You're just jumping right into it. Game on. You've got to get right into it. If there's time at the end Maltin game, everybody. Oh, wow. That was fast. You're just jumping right into it. Game one. You got to get right into it. If there's time at the end, we'll...

Holy shit. Yeah, there's some name tags in the audience. I read this far. This is insane. Megan's for you. Oh, that's... It's crazy. Oh, man.

What does Megan say? It says, I give great head, ladies and gentlemen. Wow, Megan. Megan is boasting. She could just be bragging about something that has nothing to do with whether or not you pick her. Oh, wow. This is really

intense. I've only been hearing this. There's a watermelon over here. Who do they think would be on? Buckaroo Bonza? Other audience members are pointing towards a... Who do they think Would be on Buckaroo Banzai Over there Other audience members Are pointing back there Towards the

Audience members Alright alright I'm gonna go get the birthday There's a bunch of arrows Pointing at one guy Girl Wow I couldn't tell

Where the arrows were pointing I'm gonna stick I'm gonna stick with Voodoo Damon Yeah yeah You picked yours already So pick me It's my birthday What's your name Birthday girl were pointing. I'm going to stick with Voodoo Damon. Yeah, yeah. You picked yours already. So pick me. It's my birthday. What's your name,

birthday girl? Cassandra. Did you put that on your name tag? Yeah, yeah. There it is. Small print. Tiny little print. Yeah, tiny little print at the bottom. Cassandra. And I just want to go on record as saying, Sam, that's nice of you to pick her because it's her birthday, but that's the last reason somebody should be chosen.

Jordan, have you settled on anybody? Well, I'm going to be playing for St. Jude's Children's Hospital. Oh, that's beautiful. They can auction off all these lovely prizes and make some money for children with cancer. I'm going with the guy from Lost right here in the front row. Oh, wow. Jordan. Thank you. Wow. See, he didn't write from Lost right here in the front row. Jordan.

See, he didn't write Jordan on there because he wanted you to pick him. That's his name. I know. And he's here all the time. Have you ever won yet? He's never won. He was very nice to me outside. Oh, I bet he was.

I read your name on a ball. Oh, nice to meet you. But there it is. Lady who had a beer as a name tag, did you just down that beer when you didn't get picked? Yeah, okay.

That is very clever of you. Fuck it. Just down it. Just get drunk. Can I see your little voodoo thing? Yeah. I mean, the fact that he made little chairs. Now, did you get the order?

We didn't get the order right. Also, how old is that picture of you, Edgar? Is that your high school picture? No, that's me when I was 16 years old. It looks like Tom fucking Cruz. You have Tom Cruise hair. With Dan Aykroyd teeth. I mean, I love Dan Aykroyd's teeth.

Periodontal disease will never touch Dan Aykroyd. Or you, Sir Edgar Wright. Is that how that works? Tom Cruise and Dan Aykroyd, that's not a bad mix. I'd sell for that. You're if they had a baby. Okay, let's see. Now, we can't had a baby. Don't ruin it. He clearly put a lot of work into that one.

If I lose, do I get to keep the ball? That's the question for Jordan. There's a lot of autographs on there. He's got a lot of great baseball players on there. Thanks for the confidence. He's got... He's got a lot of great baseball players on there. Thanks for the confidence. He's got... What baseball players has he got here?

He's got Nick Kroll. Paul F. Tompkins. Doug Benson, of course. One of the baseball greats. Mickey Mantle? Bill Simmons. At least he has something to do with sports. Wilson?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's who made it. No, that's who made it. Oh. I was going to say the guy from Castaway. The guy from... All right, well, good luck, Jordan. Thank you.

I think if I have to make a quick prediction, you're going to have to bring this ball back again. But if you win today, you won't try to win again, right? You're going to be honest about it, because I'll forget. I'll forget that you won, and won't try to win again, right? You're going to be honest about it. Because I'll forget. I'll forget that you won. I'll let you play again. I don't have time to keep track of that kind of stuff. All right, let's play the game.

Oh, amazing prizes. Let me quickly go through. Holy shit, I can't believe I didn't manage to realize. I just realized I was fingering my own face. And then I thought, maybe I should stop doing that. A few weeks ago, Sam and I were that A few weeks ago Sam and I were on The show with Kevin Pollack And he brought a copy of

It was an in-studio show Kevin was not thinking ahead And brought a signed copy Of his DVD The Littlest Suspect The Littlest Suspect A fantastic comedy special So I said

No, no, no I'll take it And I will give that out As my prize Yeah Riotously funny You totally paid it forward An awesome, awesome special But But it's funny, that

day, the entire time, I thought it was a copy of Usual Suspects. I didn't know it was a copy of the littlest suspect. Which is cool. But why would he give a copy of the Usual Suspects away when everyone owns that on DVD? Does everyone?

Yeah. Three people here don't. Apparently not. Hairspray, a copy of Hairspray. That's courtesy of Jordan Brady, who also brought a copy of his movie I Am Comic, which I cannot recommend enough. Yes, you get a copy of that. Available on iTunes.

What? Available on iTunes. Yeah, you can get it on iTunes. That's right. Not Netflix. I mean, it is on Netflix Netflix But I don't see shit So it's iTunes Okay

Tell your friends He brought a copy of Dill Scallion A movie that you did Several years back You know what that's good for? What? Leveling the table

When it's on Oh okay You can just slide it on With a little shim It's a shim It's a perfect size It's the country Spinal tap right?

That's how it's marketed Dana Gould Kathy Griffin Yeah some funny people in there Amanda Bala It's a heady documentary about corruption in brazil by a friend of mine jason cone a documentary filmmaker all right so maybe i watched it i'm trying to get high and watch it yeah and then and they have there's like a frog farm in it that's the b story is a frog farm it's it's good don't you know that's

like somebody told me that about catfish. Someone was like there's no catfish. And then Sam brought a copy of Groundhog Day. Yeah, I did. I love that movie. And he signed it and said I'm not in this movie at all. Not at all. And I brought a copy

of my CD, which I'm not on. And a woot monkey. And I brought an copy of my CD, which I'm not on, and a Woot Monkey, and I brought an extra Woot Monkey to shoot into the crowd. And as some of you may know, I never shoot it into the side sections. Because the middle section got here first, right? Theoretically? I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe you like sitting on the side like a weirdo. But maybe you'll win. It was your name tag. I picked, right? Alright. And then, check this out.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World poster, and of course, a copy of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. On Blu-ray World on Blu-ray DVD. Blu-ray DVD. Whichever one you have, it'll work. It's a combo. Oh, two. There's two posters.

So that's awesome. When is Scott Pilgrim coming out on Laserdisc by the way? I got no funny answer for that. Oh. You could have said 1988. Whenever Criterion gets around to it,

that's when it'll come out. All right. Let's play a letter-mong game. Oh, my God. It is squishing up here. What's her name again? Cassandra. It is not cool on the stage.

Good luck, Cassandra and Damon. And Jordan. It's great. Name tags that I can't see what the names are. It's just as I envisioned it. Oh, I got a text from Brian Posehn. Alright, here we go. Name drop.

He texted me to say he doesn't smoke weed anymore. Okay, here we go. Like boasting, or did you ask him for weed earlier? No, that's like, I don't know if you heard, but he doesn't smoke anymore. So he's boasting? No, he didn't say anything about it. I was joking. I was making fun of the fact that he quit, and that several weeks later he texted me.

Very well. As you me. Very well. As you were. Very well. Can I just say something? Please. Last time I was on the show, first of all, I'm very flattered to be here amongst such wonderful audience members

and great hosts and my colleagues. You know that that's not how you win the Letterman. I know, I know. It does help. It's just very gregarious. Audience support has nothing to do with it there was a comedian backstage that was on the

dais with us I won't say his name but it rhymes with Rod Glass and he was going to partake in the marijuana and you Doug Benson said no Todd and I gotta say when you tell someone not to smoke that's a pretty fucking heavy message

And I want to applaud you I commend you He had been on once before Where he smoked first And he doesn't go to movies anyway He doesn't have the attention span for it But he smoked first And so did Jimmy Dore

And so did I And I made a little bit of sense And they both made zero sense Combined And we did a whole episode that way So go back and listen to that one and so did I, and I made a little bit of sense, and they both made zero sense combined, and we did a whole episode that way. So go back and listen to that one if you want to hear three fucktards. You're always incredibly lucid

in whatever you're hosting, in the Rop D or whatever. Yeah, I think Denver's a state, dude. No, but the kinds of mistakes that I make could be made by anyone who's very sloppy in their preparation. It doesn't matter how high I am. Like Damon? Yeah, I'm pointing to this.

David's thing is cool. Screw that, man. I don't have a face. What is this part? What is that? Is that an autograph or what is that? Oh, you signed that. Yeah.

Where did that come from? You're a stalker this is weird all right jordan we'll start with you okay here we go and then we'll uh you realize that if i don't win damon is going to kill the two of you and our real faces will be on the little sticks there i better win At least your skin. At least your facial skin. Soak us in milk for a week in his basement. You've done this before?

All right. We'll start with Jordan, and we'll go down to Edgar, and then continue on with Sam. Whatever you want to do, buddy. The ma'am. Whatever you want to do. It is sort of up to me. First category, submitted by at Todd Berner-e-r-n-e-r

give me libertini or give me death yeah it was fourth of july yesterday the films of richard libertini oh yeah right i'm going hard on you guys i mean mean, this was submitted by a guy, but I've accepted it. It's a tough category. Doug hates remakes. Would be films that are remakes that Doug isn't particularly pleased with. Does not think they should have happened. And there's very few remakes I do think should happen. I think Arthur was excellent.

And then your third category would be Fonda Family Films. Because I'm fond of family films, but these are films featuring the Fonda family. Yeah. Oh, I could have called this WT Fonda. So which one of those do you like?

Remakes, Fondas, or the great Richard Libertini? I'm going to have to go Family Fun Fonda. Okay, Fonda films. This is a film featuring either Henry, Jane, Bridget, or Peter Fonda. Wow. Or all of the above, even though no such film exists.

Okay. Would you like a Fonda film from 99, 2005, or 2007? A film featuring one of the Fondas. 99, please. A 99 Fonda film. This Fonda film? Not to make it easy, none of those are going to feature

Henry Fonda, are they? You're only hurting yourself, Edgar. If I were playing, I would have guessed on Golden Pond. Leonard Mullen gives this movie

two stars. What year is it? 1999. It features a Fonda. He also says that it is irritating and It features a Fonda. He also says that it is irritating.

And he also says that Adam Arkin appears unbuilt in this movie from 1999 that has a Fonda in it. How many names do you think you can get it in, Jordan Brady, out of eight names? Five. Strong opening bid, Edgar. Oh, you're guessing me? Yeah. Three. Three names, Sam the Man. I hate that I have to say this.

Come on, LW. Edgar named that movie. I could have it wrong. All right. Do you want the clues again? Yeah. It's irritating. I on, LW. Edgar named that movie. I could have it wrong. You don't know. Alright. Do you want the clues again? Yeah. It's irritating. I think I know it. Alright. Settle down. Don't blurt anything out. It's not

your turn to guess. Adam Arkin appears on Build and it's irritating. Two stars from 1999. It has a fond in it and your three names are Meredith Salinger, Mariska Hargitay, and David Lewis. Oh, here we go, Edgar Wright.

The slam dunk winner of our competition tonight. You might have stumped me. Let me think. Well, Henry's not in it. We know this much. Son of a bitch. This is so exciting. It's got a fondant in it. That was Sam, by the way. That wasn't me.

Again, whispering for no reason. That was not me. That was someone in the audience. Sam's inner thoughts are Mike's. 99. It's got a fondant in it. It's irritating. The great Adam Arkin

Adam or Alan? Adam Adam Arkin Yeah I think that's what I've said all along I thought you said Alan Don't play your games with me I thought he was saying Alan Arkin

Prosecuting attorney Hmm 1999 You got no idea do you? No I don't I'm gonna have to take a wild stab okay i can rule i can rule out henry fonda because he was sure walk us through it so which fonda do you think it is i would you know i would the one i was working probably right the one i would have

gone for this irritating is not 1999 because it's not monster-in-Law with Jane Fonda. Because that's too late. I will not say. No, it's not. It's not 1999. Hmm. People in the audience know it? Don't say it, but you know it, right? Okay.

Well, how many stars? Two stars. Two stars. Irritating, said Leonard. Well, this is a film. I don't think this film is a two-star movie, but I've got a feeling maybe Leonard didn't like it. So I'm going to make a wild stab in the dark. Please.

The Limey with Peter Fonda. No. See, I fucked up. What did you think it was, Jordan? Well, at first, I thought it was a very irritating film with Peter Fonda called Thomas the Tank Engine. With Alec Baldwin. It was fucking trippy. Because my kids were little then.

It would have been the time. And I thought, okay, that's obscure. And I thought you said Alan Arkin. That's something Leonard would like. Thomas the Tank Engine. And Alan Arkin would not have wanted his name associated with that movie. But then when you said Adam Arkin, I went, whoa.

Maybe it's not Thomas the Tank Engine. So now I'm thinking it's Bridget Fonda, kind of sexy with a gun. Right? Help me, Edgar. Point of no return? Way too late. That was in the mid-90s. I wasn't going to say that.

Well, it's not Jackie Brown. That was 97. It's not Uli's Gold. She never got a Jackie Brown. The password is show off. No, I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't figure it out.

I'm beating me. Don't be confused about trivia in front of Sam Levine. He'll bring the answer straight to your door. I have no idea what this movie is. Not showing off. Is John Travolta in it? No.

Was he in a movie with Bridget Fonda? I don't know. Do I get another clue? No, I was just asking for fun. I thought you had a good idea what it was. Thomas the Tank Engine? No, no, I was just asking for fun. I thought you had a good idea what it was. Thomas the Tank Engine. No, wrong. Okay, I don't know what it is.

No, I'll give you some more names. Betty White would be the next name. That should give it away. It's got to have Jane funding it then, right? 1999. Betty White? What has Betty White been in? You can maybe think of one or two Betty White movies. The Proposal?

That's one of them. That's too late. That's a little too late. What's the other one? Snickers the movie? What's the other one where she goes out to put her feet in a lake? Lake Placid. That's right.

The Alligator. Damn it. Oh my God. That was right in your... You've all seen it, right? Lake Placid? I have, yes. It's on cable all the time.

I kind of like it. I quite... Oliver Platt is always good. Don't let me see the phone. I won't let you see it. I quite like Lake Placid. That's maybe why I didn't... Maybe the two stars threw you off.

The irritating threw me off. Lake Placid, I wouldn't call it irritating. As I remember, a cow gets eaten by an alligator. What's irritating about that? Because you're like with PETA or some shit. And you might have an issue with it. But it was all CGI, right? There wasn't a real...

No, they killed a cow. They really... They let the mechanical alligator... No, it was a real... That's a killed a cow. They really... They let the mechanical... No, it was a real... Alligator. That's a true story. No, it is true. They found that alligator

and they put a cow in front. It's real. Both items are real. When it's in the food chain, you can film it that way. It's true. Right? Coaxing that cow

so close to the water, though, that was tough. It is crazy. When they murder that... Whatever it is in Ap crazy the... when they murder that whatever it is in Apocalypse Now, when they hatch at that cow. Jesus. How can they do that in a movie? That was filmed overseas. There's a whole

different set of rules. But then they showed it here. Why weren't people outside with picket signs? I guess because Vietnam is worse. Okay. So what happened there? I win. I believe I won a point, my friend.

Sam got the point because he told him to name it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he gets the point. Well played. But nice try trying to take the point away by just going, I got the point. Because that works sometimes. It's three points to win, right? Three points tonight, yeah.

So we've got a lot to get through. I'm going way too slow. But so Sam gets the point, and who asked him to name it? I mean, you asked Edgar to name it. So we'll start with you again, Jordan. But this time we go around the other way. It goes to Sam next after Jordan. All right, here we go.

Calhounatic, someone whose last name is Calhoun, added a tick to their Twitter name, Calhounatic. And he says, Doug loves loves TV Should be a category Which is movies that were TV shows Another category I created All on my own is a category called The Man And this is movies

Where The words The and man are in the title. Now, are they alone in those two words? There's no more you need to know. The words the and man are in the title. Could the postman be?

Sure, if you want to give shit away. Sorry. No, but that's not... The postman is not one of them. The woman in red? See, that's another example. Yeah. That would fit. Oh, those would fit.

Okay. Yeah, it's got the man in the title. Yeah, but I didn't get that weird with it. Everyone I picked has the man and then the more title. And then your third category option submitted by Jake Python. Not on Twitter. It's just a guy on the street.

I'm Jake Python. No. At Jake Python said I called the category Double Vision, but he calls it a movie so nice they named him twice. A movie where there's the same word twice in the title. So The Man, Double Vision, or Doug Loves TV.

Movies based on TV shows. Which one would you like, Jordan? Oh, I get to pick again? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go with The Man. All right. I'm going to go with The Man. All right.

Would you like a The Man movie from 83, 93, or 2001? And again, Henry Fonda not involved in any of them. Not involved in any one of them. What were the years again? 83, 93, 2001. This is exactly why I want to eliminate this part. Oh. Oh. Oh. There was that one in the 80s where the guy was in blackface.

Shh, don't. It was really bad. What was that, right? I don't know that one. Okay, let's go. The man in blackface? Yeah, 2001. That was Soul Man.

Soul Man. Soul Man. So that didn't have a the in it. No the. Oh, it wasn't the Soul Man? It wasn't the Soul Man. Oh. I'm. Soul man. No soul man. So that didn't have a the in it. No the. Oh, it wasn't the soul man? It wasn't the soul man. Oh. I'm the soul man.

I'm the soul man. All right. Two and a half stars for this The Man movie from Leonard. I might give it three. I don't know. I could agree with him. He calls it exquisitely detailed. What year is it?

What year was it? 2001. 2001. And he says it has a gallery of rich, colorful performances. Exquisitely detailed gallery of rich, colorful performances. Did he spend an afternoon in a museum or did he see a movie? And it's two and a half stars from 2001 and it's categories of the man

and there are 11 names. How many names do you think you can get it in? Jordan Brady, director of I Am Comic, playing for Jordan in baseball. 2001. There's a the. There's a man.

Colorful. Exquisitely. Exquisitely. Okay. Two and a half star. I never got that half star. Oh, Gallery of Rich Colorful Performances. Gallery of Rich

Colorful was in there. Everything about this movie is colorful. Yeah. Oh. That's a terrible clue. No, it wasn't that one. Okay.

I'm going gonna say Four names Strong opening bid Now we go to Sam Wow Reversing the order Four names Yeah That's what he said

Fucking name that movie Alright Ouch No reason for profanity Alright your four names are All right. Ouch. No reason for profanity. All right. Your four names are Christopher McDonald, Adam Alexi Maile, M-A-I-L-E, something like that. Tony Shalhoub.

I don't know why I said it that way. Tony Shalhoub. And Richard Jenkins. Those are your four names. And it's from 2001. There's some groans in the audience. People are your four names, and it's from 2001. There's some groans in the audience. People might know what it is. It's exclusively detailed, and there's a gallery of rich, colorful performances. Well, Tony Shalhoub always is versatile and always colorful, delivering those performances.

So pick a movie that starts, The Man. Finish it off with the rest of the other words. It's got Tony Shalhoub in it. Wait a second. You just totally changed this category, Doug. I said the and man are in the title. It's at the beginning of the title. You did not specify that before.

I did. I disagree. I disagree, yeah. Oh, Jesus. The postman you said was a perfectly good... I said that would work, but that all the ones I picked start with the man. I did not hear that. I could not have been more clear about it. I think he mumbled that.

I didn't mumble it. I mean, only this section heard it, but. Yeah. Hey, you guys. All right. Hey, you guys. I got a secret. I got a secret about this trivia game.

All right. Don't tell Sam. Don't tell Sam, but the man is at the beginning everybody that agrees with Sam make a woot monkey noise yeah from the left side there's three people here

who also did not hear it everybody that agrees with Doug make a woot monkey noise oh shit some people aren't voting at all they're abstaining. They don't want to pick sides against us, Doug. They don't want to pick sides. Obama, Bachman, I can't choose.

You know what? It's all right. It's all right. I'm the man who knew too much. Oh, that's a great guess because there was a couple movies called that. One with Bill Murray and a couple with James Stewart. I know what it is. Edgar knows what it is, so you lose, but let's have fun.

The man who wasn't there.'s what I was gonna say and only Leonard Maltz could use the word colorful in a review of a black and white film yeah he does that that was a terrible clue and I'm so proud of myself for picking it all right so what happened there? I got myself another point. Sam's up to two, you guys. Holy shit. But that was between Sam and Jordan, so we start with Edgar on this one. So Edgar's going to pick a category.

Have you seen Crazy Stupid Love yet? No. It looks good, though, right? I think so. I think that looks good. Movies with either crazy, stupid, or love in the title. Believe it or not, there are some with each. I mean, not believe it or not, but you know what I mean.

John W. Smith on Twitter suggested Pee Wee, Not Pee Wee, which is films where Paul Reubens plays someone that's not Pee Wee Herman. Yeah, that's a fucked up category. Backage for Mr. Herman. Thank you for submitting that, John W. Smith. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call. And then your third choice, once again from Matt Todd Berner, is Libertini or Death.

Let's go for Pee-wee Not Pee-wee. All right. I really love it with your accent, saying peewee, not peewee. Say it again. Peewee, not peewee. Wait, hang on. That was my inner thoughts.

That was my inner thoughts you heard. By the way, Paul Reumann's uncredited in Thomas' Tank Engine. That was all three of the ones I picked. All right. You ruined it. 1992, 1999, or 2001? That was all three of the ones I picked. Alright. You ruined it. 1992, 1999, or 2001?

1992. Damn. Two stars from Leonard Maltin. He calls it nasty and nihilistic. Yeah, yeah. He says occasional cleverness can't make up for a mean-spirited screenplay. Holy shit, Leonard's really laying into this one.

And the category was peewee, not peewee, and there are, including maybe Paul Rubens, there are 12 names. Negative one. Fuck! I knew it, too. I can get it Oh wait It goes to Jordan next It goes to Jordan next

Damn it Okay now it comes to Jordan I have to say Name Of course you have to say it I have to say Name that movie So what's the movie

I could have gone further But I'm not sure Of the billing After the first one That's alright But it's Batman Returns With Michael Keaton Yeah of course Yeah I would have gone If, but I'm not sure of the billing after the first one. That's all right. Batman Returns with Michael Keaton. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. Yeah. I would have gone, if I had gone negative two, would it have been Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, then Chris Walken, or Chris Walken second? No, DeVito second. Good thing I did not go negative two. According to Leonard, but you know how Leonard is. It was second billed.

Michelle Pfeiffer. He changes it up. DeVito was second, and then Pfeiffer, Walken. See, I would have screwed up if I'd gone negative two. I up. DeVito was second. I would have said Fife a second. Passed away recently. R.I.P. I was well played. Edgar has a point.

Sam has two points. I have nothing. I have a baseball. I at least get to pick a category this time. You do? I wasn't in that one. Here we go. Jordan will be next, right? Wait, is that the right way to switch the order?

I get so confused. Would you like remakes, Fonda, or Doug Loves Television? I will go... Movies based on television. Fonda remakes. I'm going to go television. Okay.

Would you like 91, 99, or 2004? 2004. Two stars from Leonard. Uh-huh. Can't disagree. He says that famous folk appear in cameos. Okay. So it's got some famous folk cameos.

And he also says that, wow, he doesn't say anything about what he thinks of this movie. I can name that movie in negative two names. He just describes it. Wow. Doug, you can stop. He calls it a comedy. He just describes it. Wow. Doug, you can stop. He calls it a comedy.

He calls it a comedy. Yeah. Okay. Negative two. And there are six names. All right. And you say negative two. This is intense.

So then switching the order around, we go to Jordan next, right? People are like, Edgar, go to Edgar. I don't think Edgar knows it either, though. You went negative two names, Sam? Yep. All right, Jordan. So I can't coach you what to do. Can I ask the audience to join me in saying, Sam.

Name that movie. That was fun, the way you did that. Now I'm second-guessing myself, but I'm going to... All right, what do you think the movie is? Negative two names,

but give me a minute. Sam needs a minute. Give me some time. Give me some time. Sam needs a minute. Did you have it narrowed down to a couple things? Yeah, I did. I did.

Okay. Is it Starsky and Hutch? No. Fuck! That was later. Usually, like, professional game show hosts don't have glee in their voice when they say that the answer's wrong. No!

It's more like, incorrect! All right. So, Jordan, you picked up a point with that move. I'm going to share my point with the audience. Oh, nicely done. But what was the movie? Does anybody have any idea? My guess doesn't sound like 2004.

Not Bewitched. I was going to say Bewitched as well, but not 2004. No, no. Hang on. Here's some names first. The iCarly movie yeah in 2004 they like

made a time machine there was an iCarly movie though right yeah yeah but I don't know if it was that long ago Lizzie McGuire that was the iCarly

that's what you're thinking whatever whatever you jerk off to there were there were six names Whatever you jerk off to. There were six names, and they'd go like this. Keith D. Robinson, Jermaine Williams, Shedrick Anderson III, Dania Ramirez,

Kyle Pratt, and then the lead actor, the title character, Kenan Thompson, Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan. Al Phan Thompson Alphonse Alphonse Hey, hey, hey Damn Well, you know that movie

That was based on a TV show It had a lesson in it What was the lesson? That sometimes TV shows make shitty movies Can you let us Ken Hutch to make sure it's 2004 And I'm not completely insane? No, we don't have time for that

But you Well, somebody will tweet you about it. You think it was 05? Yeah, it was around that time. It was a reasonable guess. Yeah, you really threw yourself into it. You know, you have to take chances in this game. Not really, but okay.

All right. I felt like it would have been a cheap win if all my wins came from saying name them. Oh, that's true. So you have two. Jordan has one. Jordan has one. Edgar has one. And where do we start?

What happened? I got the point. He said name that movie. I couldn't, so I guess it starts with Edgar. It starts with Edgar. Edgar gets a pick. Don't let me see the phone. I'm not trying to look for it.

Well, this is just the categories. But good call. Good call for later. Right now you can look at it uh double vision the or uh so nice they named it twice word titles with the same word twice crazy stupid love one of those three words is in there and uh libertini or death oh god what's uh crazy stupid or love not richard libertini so it's going to be double double double double is the same word twice or yeah One word at least one word appears twice in the title. Let's go for double double in all right 1997 1999 or 2005

2005 Two stars from Leonard Maltin. He says it's uneven. And he says that it's loosely based on a novel. Yeah. And it's from 2005. Two stars. And there are seven names for this movie that repeats a word or two.

What's a word that repeats? You know, like, an example would be it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world or author, author or Corinna, Corinna just to name three. Julia, Julia. Julia, Julia.

I'm going to go ballsy. I'm going to go ballsy. I'm going to go negative two. Wow, ballsy. Ballsy. Sam, what's the strategy? Ballsy's here. Well, it's on me now.

Oh, it's on you, right. It goes in that direction now. Yeah. Okay, so what do you want to do? I have to say name that movie. All right. This is a Ballsy guess. All right, I like it.

Do you want to hear everything again, or are you ready to go? Well, it's either going to be what I think it is or not. Okay. And I think I saw this in this year. Is it Melinda Melinda with Will Ferrell and Rodda Mitchell? No.

Oh my god! I told you it was possible. I told you it could happen. Edgar Wright and Jordan Brady defeated at the hands of this little monster. Oh, Jesus. Edgar Wright and Jordan Brady defeated Oh my god At the hands of this little monster

Oh Jesus Now I have to grow up You're the terror of the podcast world Oh wow Congratulations Sam Thanks Doug Can you believe it? That might be

Yeah we gotta find out what the movie was Oh yeah Holy shit But that was ballsy man That was really good I totally thought you were gonna pull it out When you went negative two But let me start reading names shit. But that was ballsy, man. I totally thought you were going to pull it out when you went negative two, but let me start

reading names, and then you guys can tell me when you know what it is. Shannon Sossaman. Wow, right away. Kiss, kiss, bang, bang. The audience is listening. Larry Miller was the next name. I didn't even know he was in that. I probably saw him in there and went, oh, Larry Miller. Larry Miller. Dash Minock, didn't even know he was in that I mean I probably saw him in there

And went oh Larry Miller Larry Miller Dash Minock Who used to go out with What's her name? Alanis Morissette Corbin Berenson Who used to go out with

Dash Minock Michelle Monaghan Val Kilmer And Robert Downey Jr. Kiss kiss bang bang Alright Wow That's

Now Sam I have to ask you Right here in front of everybody Let's kiss bang bang. All right. Wow. Now, Sam, I have to ask you right here in front of everybody, how's July 18th looking for you? I don't know, Doug. You still don't know? I don't know. I'll have an answer for you tomorrow. Okay, that'll do. Can I give you an answer tomorrow?

It would have been great to have an answer now. I know. I'm sorry. I don't mean to kill the mood, but hey, I have a great thing. That'll happen tomorrow. I have a great thing I can let people know so no one has to tweet me. Starsky and Hutch came out

in the summer of 2004. How'd you figure that out? You looked it up while we were sitting there? After the game ended. What, you got a smartphone or something? No, it's not smart at all.

It's on AT&T. Nice. Hey, it's Scott Aukerman, everybody. Scott Aukerman. You're going down, Levine. You're going down. You've heard of freaks? You've heard of geeks?

You're going to have red cheeks from embarrassment. Wow. Oh, my God. That was some serious talk. This is like professional fighting, the way we're just trying to have a press conference. He didn't even wait for my retort.

I was going to work a comedy bang-bang in there somewhere, but it's gone. He's gone now. You won with kiss-kiss bang-bangs. There's got to be some clever thing you could have said. I'm glad you held him back and I held Sam back, because that would have been a brawl. That's for the listeners.

They don't know. That was ugly. That was ugly. Another guy almost jumped on Sam to match Scott's height and then they were going to go at it in a polite game of whatever that's called when you push each other in the pool. Chicken. Chicken.

The man chicken. I couldn't remember chicken. the pool chicken chicken what's that game with go and Park Place all right so oh we got to figure out a Jordan gets to pick a shithead of course so come on up here and write it down and then we did is there a shithead on course so come on up here and write it down and then uh what did uh is there a shithead on the back of your uh name tag there did you do it no okay so come over and write one down also as well do you guys have anything you need you need to plug jordan he just took the ball back for real yeah he always takes it back because it's got a bunch of signatures on it he took the pen also it was his own pen but still really do you say that every time the same name no okay you change it up all right i've heard that name before holy shit right with a pen that works

i can't even read that i'm just gonna be like this is a shithead what are you writing now more words okay oh okay that's that's a classic no that's it More words. Okay. Oh, okay. That's a classic. No, that's it. That'll do it.

What are you working on, Edgar? I'm writing at the moment. I can plug something, though. Yes, please. A film that I executive produced called Attack the Block. Attack the Block. Yeah. Comes out. Comes out on July the 29th.

As I like to say, Super 8 is to E.T. as Attack the Block is to the Goonies. As I like to say, Super 8 is to E.T. as Attack the Block is to the Goonies. It's an updating of sorts of a classic style of movie that we haven't seen that much of. It's directed by my friend Joe Cornish, and it opens in seven cities on July the 29th. Is Los Angeles one of those? Yes. All right.

See it. Love this city. I saw it. I liked it a lot. And Sam, what are you working on? You can see the Kevin Pollack's chat show every Sunday at kevinpollackschatshow.com. We have some fantastic guests coming up, including this Sunday, Don Cheadle. Yeah, that's right.

I'm going to ask him to tell us stories about moving violations. He was in that? Yeah, it's his first role. He played the drive-thru fast food employee. Somebody in the audience was like, yes. That's exactly how many people saw that movie, by the way, at the time. But no, Don Cheadle's coming on, so KevinPollack'sChatShow.com. Watch us live every Sunday or download us on iTunes.

Wasn't Jennifer Tilly in Moving Violations? She sure was. Oh, that's a fun poker connection. As one of the Murray brothers, I can never get John and Joel straight. It was Joel.

You sure? No. Exactly. I'm going to be on the Tate and Teabag podcast taped at Cap City Comedy in Austin, Texas on Friday, July 15th.

It's going to happen at happy hour. And thanks so much again to Edgar Wright, Sam Levine, and Jordan Brady. Let's hear it for them. Thank you, everybody. No, I didn't name a single thing. It's wrong what I wanted.

Sam Levine, very exciting tournament of championships. I tried, Paul F. Tompkins wanted to come by and taunt you as well, but he was busy. Scott and I, he has a job. He was busy not taunting you. And as always, Hitler is a shithead. Which is one that I've actually done before. As is this next one.

Dave Foley's first wife is still a shithead. Hey everybody, it's Doug Benson with a post-show announcement. It's official. It's happened. I talked to Sam Levine after the show and explained to him that the Tournament of Championships is a little bit more important than going home to visit his father on his birthday.

So Sam is in July 18th, Universal CityWalk, John Lovett's Comedy Club. It's going to be Paul F. Tompkins, Scott Aukerman, and Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a. Lil' Wolverine, going head-to-head in the TOC Finals. Be there or be not there. Yeah, that's some Shakespeare shit. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess

makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies!