Doug Loves Movies - Erik Griffin, Doug Mellard and Pauly Shore guest

Episode Date: October 30, 2020

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love monsters. This is Doug Loves Scary Movies, coming to you once again from the final countdown it's another homes alone edition on thursday october 29th 2020 and my guests today are eric griffin doug mellard and paulie shore yo hey you just you just lost listeners Lost listeners. I know. I do have Doug Mellard on the show. Let's let's say hello individually, starting with first time guests. The one and only Pauly Shore. How's it going, man?

I'm good. I'm good. How are you doing? I'm here in Las Vegas. I moved. I ran. I got I'm a pussy. I'm not like all you guys. I mean, I'm one. It's like it's like it's like a pussy. I'm not like all you guys. I, you know what I mean? I'm one. It's like, it's like, it's like a relationship with the woman when it gets too crazy. What happens, Eric? Move to Vegas. Yeah. So I'm doing good, but thanks for having me. I appreciate it.

Oh dude. It's great to have you because you have a motion picture playing currently on demand that people can check out called Guest House. Very funny. Eric steals all my scenes. That's one thing I talked to my manager and agent about. I said, next time I do a movie, he's not fucking being in it, dude. He steals all my

shit. Yeah, well now I understand why he's not on the poster. You're not going to have him. No. He's a fucking scene stealer, dude. It was actually really fun to work with Pauly. It's exactly what it is. It's just

called Guest House. It is what it is. The basic pitch was here's a house and Pauly Shore lives in the guest house. That was the pitch for the movie and they made it. What else do you need to know? Exactly. I'm saying it's like you actually,

that's can be a pitch for any movie. You just say, okay, we're going to have zombies and Pauly Shore done. I'd leave the guest house and I'd say it's, it's zombies and Pauly Shore in a guest house. That's true. No, we had, we had fun and i really really been a big fan of eric's for a long time he's one of the

very funniest comedians out there and i was very happy that he decided to play the police officer in it and i knew it was going to be great and it just was even better than you know than anyone expected as far as you know us riffing together it was really funny and, you know, than anyone expected as far as, you know, us riffing together. It was really funny. And, um, you know, but I want to say just as a fan, I'm really glad that Pauly Shore's back in movies, everybody too, because when you watch it, you remember why this guy was as big as he was at the time at the height of his career.

And I would love to see this John Travolta comeback uh right now for paulie shore because it really was a fun movie to watch and just if i'm being honest i didn't think it was gonna be i mean i just thought i was like oh god this is what's this gonna be and i watched the movie and i was like wow this was pleasantly it was pleasantly funny and and it was fun and it was raunchy, but not too raunchy. And, you know, just because we're on a movie podcast, I just want to say, like, I'm not just saying it because I was in it. It just as a fan of Pauly, if you want to, if you want to recap those years, we really loved all those old movies. Watch this movie and you'll feel that same feeling. And I think you're going to see some more stuff like that from this, uh,

funny legend that we have on this podcast right now. Yeah. Yeah. We had, thanks to Eric. We had, we had a great time and it's out on a Blu-ray DVD, all that stuff in November.

And then I, I just found out it goes to Netflix in December. So that'll be cool. Really? Woo. That's awesome. But let's, let's forget,

let's not talk too much about that because we want people to go watch it on demand right now the table read right now of the whole movie so yes so eric griffin is also here who you know from workaholics been on the show a few times before but not since the pandemic started how How are you holding up, Eric? It's weird, man. Let's just be real about it. It's weird, but it is what it is. I'm just trying to like, I make the best of it. I'm just like, you know, we, we keep saying the words new normal, but eventually we're just going to be saying, this is our normal.

And so here we are. Yeah. This is our, our new room mall. I'm just going to squeeze it together. One make one new word. Normal. Normal. This'm just going to squeeze it together and make one new word. Normal? Normal. This is our normal. I think after when they tell you when you can take the mask off in six months or a year or whatever, I'm going to want to keep them on because I got really bad breath, dude.

And I don't want people to smell my breath. So I've been actually saving people, not just from the Corona, but my, my stanky mouth, bro, all those penises. There's a lot of ugly faces out there that we don't have to look at because of the mass. I really do think I agree with you that it should just be a, an ongoing thing. Yeah. And also like you ever see like a sexy chicken, a mask, it's way more sexier

without seeing her face it's more like she's like a talibanic chick like say you ever been to like saudi arabia you know the girls they wear those the burqas with the masks on it's so sexy yeah just their eyes yeah just the eyes is a good look it's just you know in their case it's a sad look because you don't want anybody to be forced into doing anything. But yeah, I see some eyes on the Internet under masks, and I'm like, I bet you their eyes are far and away their greatest feature, and this is really working out great for them. What's up with Ryan, though? Where's Ryan at? Oh, Ryan's the producer of the show. He just shuts his mouth the whole time unless

there's a an issue of some kind uh but also joining us today out of he's hanging out in santa fe he yeah he got out of la as well uh comedian doug mellard hey doug hey what's the word bro i'm in santa fe it's pretty much the exact same place as Las Vegas, as you all know. Yeah, Doug and I do a podcast called Wide World of Doug's where we examine all the exciting and vibrant individuals out there who are named Doug. And so, as you can imagine, we really, really run out of a lot to talk about. But it's always fun to have him over here on Doug Loves Movies. I'd say a middling level trivia player, not movie trivia isn't your strong suit. Yeah, I've bombed a couple times, but I've won a couple times.

I know there are some people that have never won, so I'm not in that category. I feel like Eric Griffin wins every time he's on. Oh, it's smoke today. We'll see. I actually am interested in this Doug show now. I kind of want to, I would love to have you on the Doug show because America,

that's great. This is Doug Smith, the retired bus driver in Albuquerque. And he just talk about his life. I would love that. Wait, that there is a famous Doug Smith already though, right? There's a former Dallas Maverick named Doug Smith, but yeah, that's it. That's the one. So it's not only a pandemic but it is

the month normally where everybody likes to get into scary movies do any of you have a scary movie recommendation man Insidious is still like one of the scariest movies to me

of the new era of scary movies the original Insidious is still like one of the scariest movies to me of the new era of move, scary movies, the original. Yeah. You'd like that. Uh, there's sort of like, uh, aren't they the sort of paranormal, uh, hunters that go to a house? It wasn't that one. No, no, no. But that, but it's in that world. I think, I think they made like a bunch of spinoff movies. And I think insidious is one of those i think insidious was the original that had those people in it and then they spun that off to the one with the doll uh right annabelle annabelle and all that stuff but yeah insidious i'm always

scared when people in the movie aren't responding in a way that you think they should. And that's what makes you scared. And in this movie, it's like that, you know, there's that scene where the, the, the baby monitor, you know, the woman hears weird shit on the baby monitor and she says, hello. And I'm like, bitch, go get your baby. You know, so it's like, you know, so I love that kind of, I love any movie that makes me, you know so it's like you know so that though i love that kind of i love any movie that makes me you know feel you you know it's like when you go watch a comedy you go to laugh when you go to a scary movie you go to get scared and i like that but insidious is the one for me

all right what about you paulie do you have a favorite uh scary? I liked Saw. All the Saw movies were pretty fucking dope, dude. You saw every Saw? I saw every Saw. I just liked the way it was shot and just like the whole concept behind it was cool. I don't know about the latter ones, but the beginning ones I thought were pretty dope. Chris Rock in the newest version of it. I think he's producing that. I think he produced that as a new Saw.

Yeah, they're rebooting it right yeah yeah i feel like maybe he's even the director of it whoa so it's like he's doing a lot right now he's making yeah so finally a funny saw jigsaw is gonna rip some real good jokes we We've been waiting for it. Yeah. Beverly Hills cop. And you couldn't get, put them together. What do you have? Doug, do you have any, uh,

what, what have you been watching? I'll give love to an old John Carpenter classic. The thing. I love that movie. The Kurt Russell version. Yeah. Not as much the,

uh, newer version. You saw the mary elizabeth winstead one yeah and that got a lot of hate but i didn't hate it as much as you know most people did but yeah anytime you replace the male lead with a woman people people lose their shit for some reason yeah i didn't think there was too much wrong with it i think it's just people maybe that and then on top of that people look at it as a classic so yeah i don't want to see it well kurt russell shouldn't be replaced by uh by anyone or anything to be honest true but yeah that movie has like um you know some of the greatest uh you know practical special effects makeup in in the history of uh horror films and wilford brimley right forget that rest in peace wilford brimley yeah also also i did a uh i did a

10 minute short um called sin city psycho where i play a um i play a psych a sociopath. It's kind of like my version of American Psycho. It's just a guest house? No, but for real, if you go to my YouTube page, you can see it. I love serial killer movies and stuff, too, and like crazy thrash. I love thrillers. Thrillers, I think, are better than like horror movies for me there's also a thing going around that you made where you play you do something from a few good men oh yeah that that that's a new series uh that i started called classic scenes from classic

movies as if paulie shore got the role of jack nicholson in A Few Good Men. So, yeah, that's out now. I also did Annabelle Lecter. So I started working on that. I have a lot of time on my hands out here in Vegas, so I'm just creating a lot of really fun stuff since I'm not touring, you know? Yeah, and Silence of the Lambs, that's a scary one. Love that fucking movie. That is probably one of the lambs that's a uh that's a scary one love that fucking movie that is probably one of the scariest movies dude that fucking guy like fucking uh uh anthony anthony hopkins like he really i mean talk about locking into a fucking role when he played that role it's just every little teeny nuance as an actor. He just really embodied this character.

And I thought you say that movie is one of the classic examples of where something is performance driven. Oh my God. Cause even the guy playing the, uh, the guy playing the, you know, Buffalo bill or whatever, I know the actor's name, but like because of that role, any role he's in after that, and he's been in a lot of things. I always see him as that character. He was so good. You know what I mean?

Yeah, his name is Ted Levine. Oh, he's so fucking good, dude. Yeah, he can be in a comedy, and he still gives you the creeps. I still see that, you know, I want to get lotion. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's a really creepy movie. Yeah, because when you look at all the sequels they had of it to the prequels and sequels

uh they don't they don't they don't hold up um but that one yeah it's just not the same for some reason that one really grabbed everybody they made manhunter that that first manhunter movie came before it and brian cox was a really good uh hannibal lecter but then uh you know nobody can touch uh anthony hopkins he's just so good he was in later with the one with like ed norton as the uh was it ed not ed norton it was yeah yeah red dragon dragon even that one was a little you know tried his best. There was really great moments in that movie, but you always will compare to Sons of the Land. And then they replaced

What's-Her-Face, so that was... Yeah, Julian Moore came in. Julian Moore came in, so you're just kind of like, eh, what? You can't just switch Darrens on me, you know what I mean? And didn't Julian Moore try to do a Southern accent as well i remember oh yeah probably didn't land it as well dr lector dr lector um all right so those are some great recommendations

thank you for those you guys are you ready to uh play some games yes i want it that's fun that's such a dry reading the word fun yo you guys you know what i wanted to do i wanted to do like a fucking i don't want to call it a stoner tour but we should all like get us three and like harlan williams and then maybe tom green and we should all go like on a like a theater tour you know like i don't, like the stoner, stoners of comedy or something would be fucking awesome, dude. I love it. What do you think? Like the, or the party dudes of comedy? I don't know. You know? Yeah.

Did they do the Kings of comedy? They did the Kings of comedy years ago. I thought that was pretty cool. And they, didn't they do the Asian version? Where's the stoner version? Party. Yeah. It hasn, they do the Asian version. Where's the stoner version party? Yeah. It hasn't really been a big stone. Yeah. That's it. The party King, the party Kings of comedy. That could be cool. If anybody wants to come to that party anymore, you know what I mean? I'm talking about after Joe Biden gets elected and we get this fucking, this fucking orange baboon out of our faces.

this fucking this fucking orange baboon out of our faces get that baboon butt out of my face oh my god this guy he's nuts all right this first game we're gonna play is called whose tagline is it anyway and it's a game based on you know taglines for motion pictures and this of course is going to be a horror edition so it's all horror movies. I'll say the tagline from the poster of a movie and then I'll go to you one at a time and you guess which movie it's from. We'll start with Pauly. Are you ready? Yes sir. it's from we'll start with uh paulie are you ready yes sir uh what movie had the tagline you don't want to be on his list

this is just for paulie is that schindler's list no that's a list you want to be oh shit that list is life um i don't know that one okay that's cool let's go to eric griffin he might uh have an idea what this might be um i think that was like, I think that's the, it's like a scary Santa Claus movie. Oh man. Yeah. What's it called? Grumple or crumpleless or I don't, I forgot. Oh, you're so, you're so close. You're handing this to Doug Mellard cause he probably knows oh you're so you're so close it was uh you're gonna you're handing this to Doug Mellard because he probably knows what you're trying to say I forgot what it was but it was like the crump crumple sclaw or crumple ah it's something like that I'm on the right track but

I don't know yeah let's see we know that you're right we just don't you just don't have the title like if this was Jeopardy, I got to get it. The judges will be like, no, that's not the right name. Yeah, I'm the judges. Doug? It's got Dave Koechner in it. Krampus. Krampus.

Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I never heard of Krampus i handed you that yeah that was rattling around in my brain too yeah it's a it's a christmas horror movie that's you know comedic in parts and it came out what three four years ago maybe or longer yeah it wasn't that long ago. Yeah, not too long ago. I actually just made a common sense guess because of what you said. Yeah, you were close.

Yeah, that's the thing about this game is a lot of times, you know, if you're familiar with the movie, you can put it together. But, like, in Pauly's case, if you don't even know what the movie is, you know, why would you? Schindler's List was a better guess than I thought. You're this close, P hey eric eric yes sir how do you feel you're forced to stay stay on the phone with me for an hour are you okay i know i know like you can i know you only like me in doses well this podcast is only gonna like you in doses if you keep interrupting. Okay. I just like that.

Hey, Eric. Hey. Well, because I know Eric, Doug. So we have this fun, fun thing. Yeah. Have you done riffing with Griffin? I was his first guest. I was the one that started the whole thing for him. You're his Bill Murray. Yeah. I was his first guest. I was the one that started the whole thing for him.

You're his Bill Murray. Yeah. I was his pilot episode. That's awesome. So Doug got a point, but we're back to you, Polly with this next one. Who's who is, is that me making that beep?

Not me. I don't know how to open a computer yeah somebody just sets it up for you eric you're my friend dude i like you why don't you kind of come to fucking vegas with your girlfriend dude come hang out with me i want to put that in the suggestion box because i see you making dinner all the time by yourself you should come hang out with me I want to put that in the suggestion box. Cause I see you making dinner all the time by yourself. You should come hang out with me and Bach Choi here. He's a sushi chef,

my new assistant. He makes us food and you can come here. You can relax. Sushi chef as an assistant. Say that 10 times fast, everybody. His name's Bach Choi. Bach Choi. Yeah. He said that to us earlier and I didn't, I didn't know what to make of that. Yeah. It's named after an Asian vegetable. All right,

Paulie, here it comes. What movie had the tagline? It's not the house that's haunted. I'm really really bad with horror stuff dude i'm sorry bro no that's all right i don't know i apologize oh i think i already know this schindler's list too uh i think they made that yet okay let's let's move on to eric eric might know it not the house that's haunted um oh that's in that's insidious that is correct ah yeah earlier when you when you brought up insidious i was like oh he better get this one right point to griffin yes eric griffin has one doug mallard has one paulie shore is just here for the hang

so this is a game you if you get if you win you get something at the end not really just uh you know a bus ticket to vegas to see you get a sense of pride and a ticket and a bus ticket to vegas which you don't need if you're already there um there's another game we're gonna play after this paulie that you know that i think it'll be it's multiple choice game so you'll you'll be back in it. You could you could still win this thing. Yeah, it's just I'm not I don't know. Like if you ask me like things from like normal movies, maybe not horror movies. And I might know. But if I said pick A, B or C and you picked one, then you have a shot. Yeah. Yeah. So what about what about double what about double D?

That's Eric's favorite babes. There's too much. There's too much sausage on this podcast. It is all dudes. I try to avoid that, but, uh, uh, it just, this is, this is what fell together. So we're trying to make the best of it with uh all this testosterone in the in the zoom um who got the oh so uh eric just got a point so doug gets to go first on this next one all right doug what movie has the tagline worst birthday ever worst birthday ever oh i know this is this an a b or c question no uh carrie it's no no it wasn't a birthday it was they went to the prom oh yeah that's right

can you imagine how terrible that'd be it's your birthday and you're going to the prom and then they dump blood on you can i imagine it happened all right paulie do you think you know what this is repeat it and i'll try it really think okay worst birthday ever this is a This is from a horror film or a thriller? I call it a horror film. It's a new movie

called Quarantine Birthday. No, I don't know this one. Sorry. That's okay. I believe I know this one. What is it, Eric? It's a new movie. It came out a few years ago. I think it's called... what's the name of it? Is it called Happy Death Day?

That is correct. Oh. Oh, my God. It was a terrible sequel, but actually it was very interesting where they went with it. That it was like a government experiment. Yeah, the second one's kind of sci-fi. Yeah, the second one is sci-fi, which I one is sci-fi which i enjoyed the sci-fi portion of it but not the whole movie as one but it's actually one of those uh groundhog day uh

um it's one of those groundhog day type what do you call it a horror movies where she keeps reliving her birthday and she's killed and then she finally figures it out but happy death day i remember i saw that one yeah she knows she knows she's gonna get killed every every and then she just keeps waking up and once she figures it out then it's it's kind of fun knowing it you can die come right back some government experiment for these kids invented sort of invented a time machine and it got it broke and then so which i actually enjoyed that they went that way with it actually yeah they tried something yeah yeah yeah yeah as opposed to just being some like weird you know horror magic that they made it out that this was a science experiment gone wrong all right so eric has two points we're back You have one point. You can catch up. You have a chance.

We'll see. Yeah. What movie has a tagline? A mother's love is forever. Mother's. Oh, man. Eric's going to get this. A mother's love is forever.

Yeah. It sounds familiar, but I don't know. Rosemary's Baby is forever. It sounds familiar, but I don't know. Rosemary's baby. No. She doesn't really love her baby because her baby is Satan. And we never even say it's a baby. Yeah, it's a devil baby. Pauly, do you want to guess a mother's love is forever?

Oh, I know what it is. Oh, shit. Thanks, Doug, but you know what, do you want to guess? A mother's love is forever. Oh, I know what it is. Oh, thanks Doug. But you're out. A mother's love is forever. I just feel bad. Cause you're never going to have me on your podcast again. Cause I don't know any of these answers. Well, you know, it's, it's, we only do horror movies in october so i'll have you back in a different month okay don't do christmas either i'm not good at christmas i bet you you'll kill

it at easter movies yeah because that's where all the babes come out for eric and the double d's dude um i don't know that doug i apologize i don't know guess Doug, I apologize. I don't know. Guess like what would be the name of a movie where the tagline is a mother's love is forever. Mommy dearest. See, dude, you came so close without barely even trying. Really?

Eric, what's it called? Mama. That's correct. Oh, well, what's it called? Mama. That's correct. Oh, well, who stars in that movie? That's Jessica Chastain. Amazing. Yeah. And her, her, her children trying to fuck her up. Oh, wow. Yeah. It's a bummer. A mother's love is forever. It's kind of a sarcastic tagline. I thought it was maybe going to be Friday the 13th oh yeah

that would have been a good guess too though because it was right I think alright well Eric's running away with this thing yeah 3 to 1 let's let him get one more away and then we'll call it it's back to you, Doug. And this isn't,

this isn't a horror film per se, but you'll understand why I chose it when you hear the answer. First class problems, second class detectives. First class problems. Second class. I'll say Ready or Not. Is it something like that?

Oh, Ready or Not's not a bad guess. I would qualify that as an actual horror movie. Yeah, it seemed like something on a border. That's why I said it. This is more of like a kind of a mystery thing. Man. Do you have a guest paulie i don't i'm sorry i would love to see you on jeopardy just buzz in and apologize

what is i'm sorry celebrity jeopardy uh eric griffin what do you think it is what can you uh say say it again what was it yeah it's first class problems, second class detectives. Damn it. I think this is a horror comedy, too. It's definitely a comedy. Yeah. This is with, isn't this with Will Ferrell and what's his face? He was.

Oh, John C. Reilly? Yeah, it's not that one, huh? Sherlock Holmes? No. Because I thought that was like a horror... I don't know. I mean, it could be classified as a horror movie. The answer to First Class Problems, Second Class Detectives is a movie that you're in,

Eric, called Murder Mystery. I would not... Yeah, damn. Well, look who's gone in Eric called murder mystery. I would not. Yeah. Well, look who's gone fucking look who's gone fucking Hollywood on us now, Mr. Movie star. He's been soon in December.

Guess now he's in so many movies. He forgets all the quotes and what it's about. Where were you? Do I use your interview juggy now? What's going on? movies he forgets all the quotes and what it's about. Where were you, dude? Are you a juggy now? What's going on? I don't know.

Yeah, I don't think most actors, that's part of the fun of this game is I can only slip people's own taglines past them because successful actors don't spend a lot of time learning the taglines from their movies. If you do a Pauly Short Day, he wouldn't even get it whoa bro that's not cool biodome day and see if he gets yeah what's the ryan can you look up the tagline for biodome

viva viva los biodome right? Is that it, really? I guess. What about Encino Man? No, he's in the juice. Yeah, that's probably right there on the poster. Yeah. Hey, guys. Producer Ryan here. I look up the tagline to Biodome is your dome away from home. Oh, yeah, there it is.

Well, now I got to ask you to look up Encino, man. Because now I'm curious. I think that's from the Stone Age to the Rock Age, right? Oh, maybe. I think you're right, yeah. Yeah, it's where the stone age meets the rocket nice that's point for paulie he's on the board yeah but that doesn't count because that's my own movie just take it paulie just take it take the points man just take it uh well that's uh

that's it for that game er Eric, congratulations. You won. It means you get to go first next game. And I don't even think that's an advantage. I think it's a disadvantage. We will play that game right after these messages. We'll be right back. We're back. And at the end of that nail-ber of a game eric was the winner which means he gets to go first in our second and final game and it's a new game called boo who and who it's called Jew what? No, Boo Who. And I'm not crying. It's B-O-O-W-H-O. And I'm going to go one by one,

just like the last game between the three of you, but it's going to be a multiple choice answer. I'll name an actor or actress. And then you have to tell me if that person is in the movie Casper the movie Ghost or the movie version of the theme park ride the haunted mansion so these are all Casper technically Ghost movies not necessarily horror films and technically ghost movies not necessarily horror films and um we'll start with eric and then if he misses polly then you'll you'll be narrowed down to two answers fandango bro oh wait actually you're third in this so we think when it gets to you it'll be narrowed down to the answer all you have to do is know which one is left of the three okay if it gets to you i don't know what these guys eric griffin casper ghost or the

haunted mansion which one which one of those was brad garrett in brad garrett comedian brad garrett his name is scrawled on the side of wasn't he was all these comedy club wasn't it for sure um i don't even know that he wasn't he could be i know i was thinking about it now uh was in the haunted mansion that is incorrect what now we know where he was now now i know what the answer is damn it oh it's for sure it is doug casper casper is correct i mean casper and uh yeah he's um no there's Casper has... Remember in the old cartoon that he has

three mischievous uncles? Oh, right. So I think Brad Garrett was the voice of one of those guys. It was voiceover, too. Wow. Casper, you'll see. Eric's on the board with one. No, me. Eric's on the board with one.

No, me. Brad's on the board with one. What's that? Melly Mel. Oh, I thought we talked about this earlier. I'm giving all the points to Eric and Pauly. I thought we were supposed to all smoke weed on your podcast. What's this crap movie stuff?

Oh, that's a different one. That show's called Getting Doug with High. I'd be happy to have you on. Dude, come on, bro. That's the one I thought I was doing, dude's a different one. That show's called Getting Doug with High and I'd be happy to have you on. Come on, bro. That's the one I thought I was doing, dude. That's hilarious. I mean, you can get high here, too. Oh, yeah. No, dude, you can't mix it up. Eric, tell

him what not happened. Tell him. Eric. I'm not sure if I know where he's going with that but yeah i don't get it either no i'm kidding i'm four one dom pen all right doug has one point i'm kidding all right paul all you got to do is guess between three things okay uh the person's name is Eric Idol. Is he in Casper ghost or the haunted mansion? What did those guys say? No, it's your, it's your pick. It's a new, it's a go first. Oh, it's a brand new one. Yeah. So it's haunted mansion.

It's the ghost and which one Casper and his name is Eric, Eric Idol. I'd say Casper. That is correct. Pauly Shore is on the board. God damn it, I'm back in the business. You're about to eject me. Now it's Eric's turn to go first. Oh, there's my friend.

He cooks food at night with his babe. Every time I go to Eric, Pauly, I'd like you to give me another fun fact about him. Dude, him and his babe are lovers. Eric, which one of those movies is Clint Eastwood in? You can see my picture, guys. Take a good look at it right now. Oh, my God.

That's not cool, dude. All right, go ahead. Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood? Yeah. Which one of those movies is he in? What? It's got to be Casper. It is. gotta be Casper.

It is. It's Casper. Oh my God. Yeah. It's a, there's this wacky sequence where they have Clint Eastwood and others doing a very brief cameo. And I think they got him because he, it was a Warner brothers movie. And so Clint Eastwood was like, you know, in the office next door or

something um so they talked to me to do it you're making me want to see this movie now right it's uh it's interesting it's uh it's it leans on the comedy but i don't i don't think it always succeeds um so we have a three-way tie at this point oh yeah paul you thought you were out of it but it turns out you're as good as everybody else well that's good we're all together as long as at the end of the day i could sit on eric's lap and hold him squeeze him and hold him i'll be okay what about santa all of a sudden no krampus yum krampus okay it's uh whose turn is it it's doug's turn yeah uh another comedian uh rick aviles uh which one of those is he in casper ghost or the haunted mansion? I'll say haunted mansion.

Incorrect. Polly. Yeah. What are the two choices? Casper or a ghost ghost. Ghost is correct. God damn it. I'm beating you,

Eric. You got to beg for my bag. Eric. You got to beg for my friendship. You remember that guy, Rick Aviles, Pauly? Yeah. Yeah, he passed away, but he gets eaten by these... He's like a bad guy and ghost who gets eaten by those

ghost demons. Oh, the shadow guys. It's terrifying. The shadow guys. Yeah, it's a scary sequence yeah that sounds fun it's intense yeah that's how i sounded like my mom that sounds good that'll work it's funny i used to go out the porno star my mom was like she's great and mom she sucks penis for a living I know it's awesome you know your mom only said one thing to me my whole life

you know that oh what was it she said stay away from Polly the only thing your mother ever said to me was you were funny that's it oh that's great that's all you need that's all you needed from her you're in when she says that to you she was it was like i did a showcase in the main room that was my you know

they were doing in the main room she was ill at the time so they were still bringing to the club and then they were walking her out i was in the hallway she said that to me and then i went to the kitchen and that's the last time the first thing she said to me and the last thing she said to me well i thought she was gonna tell you the tagline to biodome yeah that's great she uh that's what she told me that she and then you know what she said to me about you eric everybody eric you know what she said to me about you did she say polly she said take of him. Make sure he's your best friend. Oh, great. So now you have to

let him be your best friend? Yeah, you have to be my best friend. Stuck. All right. Who do we leave off on? Who got that last one? Pauly. All right. I won. I'm beating all you suckers. Yeah, Pauly's in the lead with two.

I want to go get – I want to do the get high with Doug one. Okay. All you got to do is win today. Those are the stakes. Whoever wins. I'm going to throw it. Eric, you've been on getting Doug with high. No, I haven't because i don't get high so

you haven't been on it for reals yeah i don't think i've ever been on that one no i've done the movie one a few times but yeah hey doug doug i'll make you a deal if when we if you do it you got to do it with me and eric do it all right he says he doesn't want to do it so then that means we don't have to do it jesus christ dude you just fucked me up eric all right what's the next question which one of these uh movies was vincent schiavelli in vincent schiavelli your valley ghost that's right he's that guy. Remember, he was the science teacher that took him to the autopsy in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Oh, yeah. And he was in Cuckoo's Nest.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Great, great character actor from Ghost. All right. We got to tie it up. Eric and Polly have two apiece. But then Doug is here. Doug is here as a potential spoiler.

Which one of those movies has Mr. Rogers in it? Mr. Rogers? Fred Rogers is in one of those movies. I'm going to say Casper. That is correct. Woo! Oh! Is it all tight white tie gentlemen oh snap yeah this is very exciting uh mr rogers and clint eastwood in casper i gotta see this yeah yeah

i'm for not they're not in it for very long it doesn't matter it's the briefest of cameos it for very long it doesn't matter it's the briefest of cameos um we're back to you paulie who's so so what are the two choices i i'm gonna give you a name and then you have three choices okay there's even harder questions on getting down with high i should warn you it's okay as long as we're together and Eric's there, we're good. Okay. Go on. All right. Ben Stein. Ben Stein in Casper or Haunted Mansion or Ghost? Casper.

That is correct. Now do you still want to see it, Doug? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Of course. now do you still want to see it uh doug yeah oh yeah of course all right these are gonna get easier now eric uh-huh dan akroyd dan akroyd oh that was casper definitely casper and that was just a cameo too as the ghostbuster yeah eric's got three now doug yes sir which one of these movies has devin sawa in it most famous for being in the original Final Destination? I'm going to say Haunted Mansion.

Oh, that's an interesting guess. Incorrect. Pauly Shore, for the win, is Devin Sawa in Ghost or Casper? Ghost. Incorrect. Eric Griffin. Win.

For the win. Give me the win. Which one was not said? I got it. What is it? It's Casper. That is correct. Congratulations. The, the, I foretold the prediction came true.

I thought Eric Griffin could take this today and he did it. That was a heated battle though. That was exciting. It was fun. Um, and you did a great job, Pauly. Donie don't uh don't be hard on yourself you came back yeah i had i had bach choy off to the side going on the internet and doing stuff i was texting him but i wanted but i wanted eric to win because i felt bad because he's my friend well we and you know and eric left his uh video on so we could see the entire time that he was not cheating so i was g i was cheating i'm sorry anything to get i appreciate you getting right answers just so you it makes everybody feel better uh guest house is available now on demand and it stars Pauly Shore,

Eric Griffin, Bobby Lee, Amy Teagarden. Who else is in it? Mike Castle. You got Steve-O's in it. Billy Zane. Yeah, Steve-O. He's great. Steve-O's in it. Billy Zane's in it. Also Punky Johnson who just got signed on to Saturday Night Live. Yes. Punky's awesome. Yeah, he's great. Steve-O's in it, Billy Zane's in it. Also, Punky Johnson, who just got signed on to Saturday Night Live. Yes, Punky's awesome. Yeah, she's awesome.

I don't know. There's a lot of – it's cool. It's a fun film, and hopefully there'll be a guest house too. I think that would be cool. I'm going to watch it soon, and thank you for being here. I appreciate it. Thank you. soon and uh thank you for being here i appreciate it thank you eric griffin also in guest house but what else is uh going on what else would you like to plug uh you guys should check me out daily on

twitch at eric griffin gaming just like hours and hours every day you're there yeah come on out if you want if you're into video games you're watching me uh die at call of duty eric griffin game check me out there i also was in a netflix movie the sleepover that's a nice family film that's out right now on netflix oh it's uh it's for everybody sleepover sounds like it's gonna be you know another polly shore movie classic yeah know another polyshor movie yeah that's the horror movies the horror movie uh sequel to that one would be like it's a sleepover in a guest house and guess who's there hey eric we're gonna we're gonna act again though right if we if we if we want to do stuff like you're down to act with me again oh yeah that was fun and like i said it really came out great i thought our scenes were very they were very funny and very uh you know there was good chemistry there on screen yeah

yeah i loved i love working with you and i was happy you know we we all live once and doug i don't know you too well i've been watching you for many years and i'm a big fan of your stuff so hopefully someday we can we can work together every time we see each other it's pretty quick at the store but i'm happy for you as well so oh thanks man yeah and your friend your friends i don't know them i apologize i'm sorry other doug yeah i'm sorry i don't i apologize i don't know you okay dude i know you though google him Google him. Well, that gets your rating up, right? And then also I have my podcast,

random rants. I have my classic scenes from movies. My, my Instagram is Pauly shore. And then I'm on Bobby Lee's podcast that just came out today. And then Tom Segura's podcast with Christina that came out yesterday and we're promoting the comedy store documentary, which I think is magnificent. I thought Mike Binder did a beautiful job and I know it was a big undertaking for him.

And I think my mom would be really proud of, of the work that Mike did. And I think it's, it was a story that needed to be told. And I was happy that Mike did it he did a beautiful beautiful job so i'm happy for that yeah yeah and the season finale of that series is uh this sunday yes yeah this sunday yep cool showtime doug mellard's got a new album fart safari three fart hard with a vengeance there you go look for it it's real it's a real thing fart safari three he's made this is his fur third his third fart safari his turd i i would think once you've gone on a fart safari you'd want to try a different kind of safari the next time

i had to round it out with a trilogy you know you have to that's that makes it that makes you want to watch it if it's you know say word trilogy really makes you like yeah holy shit they made three of this you got it's got to be some merit to it if there's more than one no i just keep making them i don't care like you should uh you know keep putting them out and have them be like short each one's shorter or something yeah you know you gotta you gotta have the quality dip in some way do you have a favorite of the of all the fart safaris one two or three do you have a personal favorite uh i'm gonna say the newest one partially just because it was recorded at cap City and now the Cap City is gone.

It makes it a little more special. Yeah, that's true. Also, give us a Comedy Store update, Pauly. They're doing shows where people can come and hang out outside and watch screens, monitors of what's going on inside the club. I think the second, you know, the comedy store will open is the second, you know, LA opens. I mean, it's, it's not like the comedy stores above or below anything, you know, it's,

it's just, everyone's in the parking lot now. And I think they do the thing through the wind, they do the wind, the thing through the window that it's outside. But, you know, at the end of the day, it's, it's the comedian's home. So everyone should just go and hang out there and kind But, you know, at the end of the day, it's, it's the comedian's home. So everyone should just go and hang out there and kind of, you know, knowing that, you know, supporting the business and supporting, uh, you know, the fact it'll be open when everything else is open. I think that's really, you know, everyone like I'm in Vegas right now.

And I heard like the comedy clubs, a lot of the clubs are open here. I think the laugh factory is open but it's you know it's distance but i heard like the bigger shows like david copperfield like those big shows they're opening i think november 6th so i think that'll be the same thing in la that everyone will just find out oh on december 7th like everything you know what i mean it'll be like a everyone will know so right now it's the parking lot. So. Yeah. And, uh, but like, you know, you could see like kill Tony and lots of other popular podcasts from that,

uh, from that perspective. Yup. Yup. Where are you Doug? Doug, where are you at? You in LA or yeah. Yeah. I'm in LA and, uh, where are you at? You in L.A. or? Yeah, I'm in L.A. And I've got I'm going to do an online show on Saturday, November 7th at 420 Pacific Time. And that's you can get tickets to that at RushTix.com. And actually, Doug Mellard is going to be one of the opening acts. Yeah. On that show. So we're going to need some laughs like you were saying. on that show.

We're going to need some laughs like you were saying. Yeah, I mean, no matter what happens on election day, I think that following weekend, people are going to want to cut loose a little bit and try to be happy. That being said, make sure you guys, no matter what your political

beliefs are, make sure you guys listening go out and vote. Be a part of the process. So far, the advanced beliefs are make sure you guys listening uh go out and vote be a part of the process yeah it's uh so far the you know the uh advanced voting uh is the you know the most they've ever tallied like it's it's huge and yeah that's yeah that's not gonna be trump is not liking that they got 75 million people already voted trump doesn't like that no he kind of he which is funny because you think he'd think a lot of those votes are going to be for him you know you think he'd be like oh good a lot of people are out there voting for me right but he just assumes it's not for him yeah

all 75 000 all for me well thank you once again to polly shore eric griffin and doug mellard and ryan and we end each show now with the last line from a movie so today's was suggested by carrie the ginger over the twitter and it's uh it goes like this i'm gonna give you the choice i never had now it's time for d Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!