Doug Loves Movies - Erin Foley, Samm Levine and Arden Myrin guest

Episode Date: June 21, 2021

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Oh no, we lost Doug. Doug left. Doug is so angry at the cast of Doug. He didn't know he was being a lizard

so enraged he's coming back here yeah hey doug are you back yeah i um we got your theme song we're in we are all in your theme song we're in we're all in i'm always so tempted to to hit leave meeting when it when the uh the lady says did they be recorded and i i at that time i didn't do it on purpose but uh i like that you did it on your own podcast well do you know should we start again or is this part of the show now um i'm fine with it as part of the show all right wow yeah great let's let's go no no pulling back the curtain on show business hey hey hey everybody my name is doug and i love malfunctions this is doug loves movies This is Douglas Movies coming to you once again from Are We Safe Now? Nobody Knows For Sure.

We're with another Homes Alone edition. It's Sunday, January 20th, 2021. And my guests today are Aaron Foley, Arden Marine, and Sam, the ma'am, et cetera, Levine. Yes. Yay. Applause for everyone. It's so good to be here. Yeah.

Our last names rhyme, Sam. Oh, yeah, they do. There you go. Arden Levine. Okay. Arden Levine. I like it. I'm just glad the host returned, you know?

It was a little weird. It was a little rocky without Doug in the beginning. Erin didn't feel safe. She felt shaky. It was a rudderless podcast. Who wants that? Nobody. It's like when the Academy Awards don't have a host.

I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Where's Anne Hathaway? I need somebody guiding me. Hey, you know what? It turns out Billy Crystal thinks they should have had a host. What a surprise. Okay.

Yeah. When he weighed in, I was like, hmm, I wonder where he's going to land on this. Did he just weigh in? He was like, hostless show. It was disgusting. That's not the word he used. It cracks me up that he's an overreaction.

He went hard against it, but I'd be misquoting him and say he said it was disgusting. But that still just makes me laugh to think of him being interviewed. Because also, I think they just everybody what happens now is you can be being interviewed about your movie. They ask you random ass questions like oh what'd you think of the oscars and he just goes off because he is not he's not his brain's just not thinking right this these people are looking for me to say something bad about the oscars so then as soon as he gets that you know quote out there they just run with that yeah it's crazy it's crazy it's so Cause you know, he's probably

not that upset about it. It was just question 20 of annoying questions. Yeah. Yeah. And then they run with it and then he's like, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. What I meant was disgustingly talented in that train station. Well, I think when he shared his empty Google calendar, that got people really questioning if he wanted to do it again, you know, it just said available to host available to host. And it was a screenshot of his next six months. Right. And it's crazy because like the Oscars, like, you know, they just take one night to do.

Yeah. And, you know, I'm sure there's there's definitely some prep, but you don't have to you don't have to block off that much time. He's such a Virgo. You know, he just over prepares. It's so method. You know, it's such a Virgo crystal. Oh, Virgo crystal. Hold on. He's he's actually calling right now. Let me just tell him he can do it. Yeah. Yeah. Just ask him.

Mm-hmm. Thank you for pitching in with that. And let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically, I think. Yeah, sure. Starting with first-time guest, Aaron Foley. Question mark. I'm not sure if that's alphabetical, but I am happy to be here. I thought we were going with Arden.

No, Foley. I was like, oh, Arden's up. Then I was like, no. No, no, team Jersey names. Team Jersey alphabetized. Foley. Foley, you're up. I was like no team jersey names team jersey alphabetized Foley yeah Foley you're up I'm up no I'm up I'm alert I just put water on my face here let's do this hi Aaron Foley this is your first time on Doug Loves Movies Doug it's my first time thanks for asking me I mean I've applied to be on it so many times and uh i just i just like don't hear back

so finally i got a call and i was pumped well you know i hate paperwork and so there's probably mountains of the paper set that you know that i have a big stamp that says approved but i you know sometimes i get uh the uh the piles mixed up which one what goes where but i'm so happy to for you to finally be here and um and of course you're already invited to come back again sometime well you have my W-9, so I'm ready, Doug. Tell us about your podcast. Well, it's temporarily on hold, but I did a gazillion of them. It's called Sports Without Balls. I'm interviewing female athletes and journalists and coaches and all that good stuff.

First, it was like just, you know, a lot of female comedians, but I exhaust them with my obsession with sports. So then I started talking about, talking to athletes and that was so fun. So I'm going to fire that back up again, but it's just basically, I just trap people into talking sports with me, which is my dream in life. So yeah, it's been a lot of fun.

Hey, Aaron has a new comedy album out called Deep Dive that I bought and listened to. And it is so funny. If anybody out there needs a laugh and like a breather from this world, she is such a great stand up. And I highly recommend Deep Dive. Thank you. I highly recommend Deep Dive.

Thank you. Speaking of being a breath of this world, from this world. Both. Sam Levine is here. Sam. Sam Levine. Something about breath. Holding my breath.

This guy, if we're talking about breath, we're talking about Sam. Yep. Sam Levine, the meme machine. That's me. All day with memes. You are constantly, constantly memeing. So I was like, that is perfect. That's another great nickname for Sam.

The meme machine. The meme machine. He's such a meme machine. He's such a meme machine. You have a favorite meme, Sam? Do you know, I, I've only ever made one meme. I made it like maybe three or four years ago and I posted it on social media. I'm going to post it every year for the rest of either my life or as long as social media lasts. It's I worked very hard on it. I found a stock photo of some dudes running a relay race.

Yep. And I posted the day after Halloween. I posted it on November 1st. And it's Halloween handing the baton off to Christmas while Thanksgiving looks on in horror. Yes. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. That's how you do it.

Nice. Very proud of that meme. It works really well when you explain the visual. I love it. I think that's a great thing to call you, meme machine, because you could be like, this is a whole new area for you, you could be known for describing memes he's a meme machine right yeah so then the one word artist of memes so the one guy is with his

girlfriend but he's looking at another girl and over her it says taco bell but the girl he's with says Food at Home. Oh, yeah. Sounds great. Yes. I've even seen that meme, and you brought more layers to it. You brought a whole new angle to it that blew me away. It's amazing.

That's why he's the meme machine. I'm the meme machine, man. If you like my meme, call the meme machine. I'm the meme machine, man. Yeah. Okay. If you use my meme, call the meme machine. I'm searching for it right now. All right. Be careful. I got it. I'm on your Instagram and I found it.

Oh, I'm going to go look too. Oh, it's good. It's even better than subscribe. You know what? Nana's going to put her glasses on. Oh, no. Stop it. Okay okay i just followed you and liked it oh i mean no relation to adam or avril oh that's come on you've got a grape i'm following now sam oh what this is a banner day for me yeah great great the me machine this is great great oh i

see it oh my god i'm looking at it right now. Thanksgiving. Okay, great. Thanksgiving is not a middle child. Some of your best work, Sam. Thank you. I love it. I love it. Are you related to Tyler Labine? Also, no.

Okay. Great job on the computers, ladies, but now everyone's gonna think you're both cheaters when we play no no i'm putting it away i'm putting it away because i'm not a cheater i'm not away too i know i know erin's not a cheater she can't love sports and then be a cheater no you know that you know my obsession with not having spoilers. You know I love a game. A purity of a game. I am not a cheater. I could say, if you're going to

cheat at a game, make sure it's a game where the stakes are really nothing but pride. Yep. That's where you want to do it. That's where you really want to cheat up a storm. People will really respect you for that pride is more important than anything all right um i was gonna do a box office report but let's face it i don't get an intro you're not giving me an intro no all that you talk so much about erin's special that came out

of your intro time i'll take it wow wow yeah and what does she do during her time she talked about herself didn't talk about you at all i didn't have a time i didn't know the formula doug let me let me introduce arden yes tell her what tell us all about arden please aaron let me tell you is is the new host of aaron loves movies with doug um this next guest coming to the podcast is a tour de force if you want if you're on the dance floor and you you need a partner ard and marine if you're doing if you're doing stand up and um you want a partner in crime slinging jokes arden's your woman if you want a podcast because you're obsessed with the bachelor bachelorette or you just want to laugh for 17 hours will you accept this road podcast um rose podcast if you want a book that makes you laugh

and cry and feel good about everything little miss list little miss little little miss little compton um there's a reason why i'm her publicist please welcome arden marine thank you so much aaron i love you as the host of aaron loves movies thank. Thank you so much. And I'm so honored to be here with the Meme Machine. I can't wait to not cheat on this episode. I'm very excited. When I wasn't here at the top of the show,

Aaron should have just took over right then. This really could have been her show. It would have been seamless. Fans wouldn't have even noticed for at least. I came back and she said, Doug, tell us what, what have you got to plug? What are you here for this week? Yeah.

Yeah. All right. But I did kind of lie to you, Aaron, when asked, you asked me if you need to prepare anything for this show. And I said, no, you do have to. There's one thing that happens where I ask each of my guests to just recommend one movie. Sam and Arden have been here before. So I think it's reasonable to assume they expected

this question. So we'll start with Sam, but eventually we'll get to you, Aaron. I just want one movie that you would recommend right now above all others that you think people should watch for whatever reason. I mean, I'm sure this has been mentioned before. This is a movie

that I will watch every single time I come across it on cable. Broadcast News. Oh, I love that movie. So good. Yeah, that's a good one. That era, there was like a two or three year lane of the highway. There were just so many great movies that came out right then.

Was that like 1987? Is that right? It was exactly 1987. All right. I'm going gonna piggyback on i'm gonna say oh wow this is going this is going fast uh arctic we talked about sam's pick for a second i got so excited holly hunter crying in that is incredible it's incredible yeah she puts a little time aside each day to do that and she does that because no one had invented ways to

take your money instead of you just uh you know doing something like that on your own you know now now it's a real industry to uh find ways to just you know calm down and release all your negative energy or whatever have you released are you like starting a line of like crying rooms? Is that what I'm getting? I want to go to a crying room. No, no. I'm combining escape rooms and crying rooms and it's called crying games.

That's great. And I roll, I mostly do it over FaceTime. I'll just play mental games with you until you cry. Great. Hopefully I cry too, because games with you until you cry. Great. Hopefully I cry too, because otherwise, what's the point, really? Yeah. And I get paid. Do you open each game with going, look, I just wanted you to know,

I did want you to be here. Like, everybody else, I can't speak for everybody else, but I did vote for you to be included in this i just say to get them ready to start crying right away the first thing i say to them is i don't accept cryptocurrency right cry like a baby yeah that puts them in a place right there hit somewhere they live all right so um uh but broadcast news is a is a terrific movie that I think it's overlooked then and now because broadcast news is such a terrible title. Yes. Oh, yeah. You know, that's with 100 percent certainty.

But I think it was nominated for Best Picture. Yeah. Yeah. It was, you know, huge with the critics and the awards. And, you know, I certainly did a ride at the box office but it's such a good movie. William Hurt I know Albert Brooks is the obvious William Hurt was so good as the

dummy waspy newscaster that just gets stuff handed to him and doesn't deserve it but he's so good at it everybody in the that just gets stuff handed to him and doesn't deserve it. But like, he's so good at it. Like he was, I mean, just the whole, everybody in the Cali Hunter, everyone was so great. William Hurt had a run where he was like

the dreamiest dreamboat. Like he just was smooth. Like William Hurt is like a- What happened, Doug? Where'd he go? Well, he's very entertaining in the last reel of um, uh, History

of Violence. Yeah. Yeah, he shows up as a, like a Russian mobster and is both chilling, like he's a scary and funny character at the same time. I'm writing that down. Um, yeah, but definitely older and balder, not as smooth but uh but still uh

a really great actor that you know now he's relegated to like he plays the like kind of the the guy from the government that you can never trust in uh avengers movies like he feels like they they they prop him up and they give him like an eye patch and they're like do your william hurt thing and he doesn't he he is in mythic quest okay oh i haven't seen that that's good yeah some people are what he's like in season two uh he's in, uh, I don't, yes. Season two. Yeah. He's in one, one episode so far. I don't know if they'll do more. I think they said something about that being like a big surprise. And I was, I was like, hope no one spoils that one for me. Really? William Hurt being a big surprise?

I don't know. It is kind of a, it is a surprise though, right? Sorry. I guess. I don't know i mean no i'm still excited about it either way but you know i guess him and f marie abraham you know can get together and uh you know rub elbows because they won oscars uh one year after the other i believe Oh, Amadeus. What year was that? That was a great movie. That was 1984. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. That was a year. Do you guys remember 84? Oh, what a year. Oh, Ghostbusters, Gremlins, Amadeus. Yes. Jean Shorts.

One of the Osborne kids was born yeah was that also like a back to the future time was that 85 85 is back to the future duran duran yes i'm just naming not a game yet it's not we're not to that part yet aaron ramen noodles It's not a game yet. We're not to that part yet, Aaron. Ramen noodles. Yeah. Ramen noodles. Grilled cheese on a summer day.

Are you free associating or talking to your assistant? Oh, I was just making a grocery list. I'm sorry. I need Rubik's Cubes and ramen noodles in this house. Theory. Give me Rubik's Cubes and ramen noodles. You know what? That's how you get to live when you're the meme king. When that's what you do.

You get to do that. Hey, do you think, Sam, do you think Alexa gets annoyed having to listen to you do podcasts all the time? She's very She's so upset with me i leave alexa in the next room she's very disapproving oh man that is weird i don't get that i don't get the i mean i guess i if if i could have that i would but you gotta you gotta buy it right uh yes i think you have to buy the hardware or maybe

maybe you can do it through like a tv or a kindle fire i'm honestly not sure i don't have alexa and i disable siri because you know the nsa is listening to me enough i don't need to make it easier yeah yeah oh oh i'm sorry guys i didn't mean to get real there's a truth bomb was from sam i'm so sorry yeah how about also instead of disabled maybe uh euthanized would that be more appropriate i mean i could resurrect her yeah if need be oh okay as long as that's a possibility like disney on ice yes walt disney on ice w. Walt Disney's head on ice. Yes. The amount of women I have resurrected in my life.

Am I right, guys? Yes. Thank you. Man, talk about that long weekend in 84. Yes. Oh, yeah. I'm tired thinking about it. Whose turn is it? Oh, it's Arden's turn. Think about it.

Whose turn is it? Oh, it's Arden's turn. Now you can recommend a movie, Arden. From 1987. Okay, thank you, Doug. So I was going to go Moonstruck, which I think was 87, which is like my number one fave. I'll go with Moonstruck.

But then I was going to go Working Girl, which I just rewatched. I'll go Moonstruck. Moonstruck, Olivia Dukakis, who just passed away, did she affect that she's only like 52 or something when she filmed that? She seems, she's like, do you love him? No, ma. That's good.

She was so like, oh man, you give that dog another bite of my food, I'm going to kick it to you dead. Like, just spectacular. Cher is spectacular. Nicholas, crazy Nicholas Cage with his wooden hand talking about his brother, you know, like. I lost my hand. I lost my bride.

Johnny has his hand. Johnny has his bride. And she's like, you're a wolf. If I'm the wolf, you're the lamb who runs to the wolf. Like, it is. Snap out of it. It's so New York. It's so of, like, the fantasy of a time and place.

Cher, you know, who's such an icon. Her acting was so grounded and believable. She was so wonderful. The whole cast. It's just, like like the fantasy version. If you like New York City of a fun life in Brooklyn that's unsustainable because they live in this mansion. It's just wonderful. It's so great. I just love it.

Artists, that's my all-time favorite movie. Were you going to, were you going to say Moonstruck when it was your turn? I was, it was like top. I was like mulling a couple around. I was like, well,

I could always say Moonstruck. Cause I it's, it's, it's my, I mean, John Patrick Shanley, Oscar. I mean,

it's. Talk about your second pick kangaroo Jack. Sam. It's like you're reading my mind. No, that's what he calls you. Talk about your second pick, Kangaroo Jack. Yeah, Kangaroo Jack, what's your second pick? Okay, so.

All right, so Arden's official pick is Moonstruck. Was that 1987 as well? I'm pretty sure it is, yeah. That sounds about right. I would say it was 98% degree search. And is Working Girl also 1987? No, I think it's a little earlier. I don't know.

That one I didn't see in theaters. Yeah, it might be around the same might be around the same okay if it's not 87 okay i was gonna say it's either 85 or 88 it's either 92 or 2007 it's 88 oh 88 it's 88 it's 88. Okay. And Moonstruck in 87. Sometimes I sing and dance around in my house in my underwear. It doesn't make me Madonna. Never will. Oh. Working girl.

Oh, my God. Working girl is the best. After she gets caught trying on Sigourney Weaver's clothes when she's broken her leg. And she's with Jack Traynor. Dim Sum? Dim Sum? I mean, every time I see anyone says Dim Sum, I think of Working Girl. It's so good. You know, I think of that movie whenever

I see somebody with the hairiest back I've ever seen. God, a hairy back. Alec Baldwin's back in Working Girl. It is like a pursuit man.

Yeah. It is like Smokey the Bear is like standing by in case there's a forest fire between his shoulder blades because it is intense.

What is her suit made, Harry? Yeah. Good word, Sam. But it's a fun word because it kind of sounds like a suit made of hair. Her suit. I don't know that word. And it means someone, but it's not spelled that way. No, it's H-I-R-S-U-T-E, I think.

Great word. I learned something new today. Pursuit. Thank goodness. Finally. That'd be a fun, I thought of a fun title. Somebody should make something about like maybe like a caveman or somebody trying to fit into modern day society it's called uh here suit of happiness yes there you go okay so um so oh that means that erin's

going with working girl for her recommendation no i was just quoting oh oh okay do do i'm gonna do i do contemporary do i'm gonna stay in that genre of amazing 80s i've got something from 88 i could chime in with i whatever you know whatever you think people would you know broadcast news and moonstruck you can't go wrong with those movies those are great recommendations so you, just something along those lines. But it could be something people haven't heard of, you know, something that people might learn something if they watch it. You know, whatever you want to do with it, just it just has to be one movie. All right. I'm going to go with this movie, which I own. And I've probably seen so many times it's like embarrassing but it just there it's that

movie where you just put it on and I'm like I'm just gonna enjoy this and that is Tequila Sunrise I don't know Tequila Sunrise talk to me who's in oh my god Mel Gibson is. Mel Gibson? Is that Mel Gibson? Mel Gibson, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Kurt Russell at their best. That's their absolute sexiest all three. That's a lot of hair. That's a lot of hair. Oh, it pulls on your heartstrings. That's her suit. Oh God, I'm trying.

It's been so long since I've seen it. Raul Julia. Raul Julia, JT Walsh, right? JT Walsh. Oh, it's so good. Oh, it's also got tequila. It's got Sun Love. You've got to watch it. I love 80s movies.

It's like shot in a Redondo beach. Oh, I bet it's got like a Jan Hammer soundtrack. Who was that? Yeah, yeah. Zimmer or Hammer. Jan Zimmer,

Hans Gruber. I don't know. I do not know Yeah, yeah. Zimmer or Hammer. Jan Zimmer, Hans Zimmer. Hans Gruber? Yes. I don't know. I do not know who did the score for Tequila Summer. You know. The last song is like quintessential 80s. You're confusing Jan Hammer and Hans Zimmer.

So, I mean, who's Jan Hammer? I believe Jan Hammer did the theme to Miami Vice. Yeah, he did. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did. That was revolutionary. Don't get them confused with Vangelis. Vangelis?

Who was also big in the soundtracks and synthesizers world. And then there was Herbie Hancock really brought some excitement. There was so much stuff. So much excitement. That era. Oh, give me a nice synth keyboard. Come on, I'll watch it. After the final scene is just like, of course, I'm just sobbing.

It's so sweet. And then that song Surrender to Me comes on and Ann Wilson, you know, one part of Heart. Oh my God. And then you're like, yeah, yeah. And then you're high five in yourself. I highly recommend. I love.

Oh, I'm going to watch this. Yeah. Great hot tip. Yeah. Bring that timeless classic back. It's like the drink tequila sunrise for me. It's like great until like you get to the bottom of the glass and go, oh, this is this terrible.

That's right. But it's pretty good. It's pretty good all the way along. Right. Doesn't it end kind of, it doesn't really stick. I'm not going to totally six, the landing it's six landing. And then you get surrender to me. So it's like a double whammy. Okay. All right. I'm going to watch this one again then. Cause I haven't seen it in a long time. I don't know if it holds up for like a fresh,

fresh pair of eyes, but my eyes have are, I'm like already romanticized movie too much. So I don't know. I love an eighties movie. I will watch it with a very open hand of like, yeah, I get it.

I'm in the zone of this. Just a lion's head of hair of Mel Gibson and Kurt Russell at their hair peak? Please. That's her suit, man. Well, you know, I'll try to keep you all posted

as the letters come in. We count up the, we tabulate the votes and we let everybody know which movie is the most beloved amongst Douglas Movies listeners. Good luck

to Tequila Sunrise. So thank you for visiting. You know I'm coming in last. I know. What if it's a sweep? Nothing else gets voted on Tequila Sunrise. That's why it's a private secured vote.

You know, only PricewaterhouseCoopers knows the actual numbers who voted for what. But thank you for visiting Recommendation Nation. And we're going to play some games as we do after this break. We'll be right back. We're back and we got to play some games. I let that first part go a little long because it was so much fun. Everybody talking and laughing and having a nice time. And now it's time for me to be a task masker masker.

Yeah. I got, I got masks on the brain. Um, now when it's now, when I put on a mask, I feel like, I get the feeling that other people used to feel when they didn't put on a mask. You know, I get that feeling of like, Oh yeah, I'll put on a mask as know i get that feeling of like oh yeah i'll put on a mask as opposed to the other you know how it used to be when it was like oh yeah i'm not gonna wear a mask so it's it's a fun uh it's a fun transition right now yep um let's play whose tagline is it anyway i say the tagline to a movie.

These are real. And then each one of you, one at a time, gets to guess what movie that you think it is for. You know, the person who gets it gets a point. And we're going to start off in my version of alphabetical, which means Aaron is first. Foley's up. I have about as much confidence as myself is the movie pick that I just delivered earlier in this podcast.

These are tough ones. I'm not going to lie to you. It's a tough game, but that's the fun of it. Everybody has an equal chance of recognizing something, some sort of clue. And then there will be a theme will emerge, but of course, that's hard to know what that would be when you haven't heard any yet. So here goes. Aaron, what movie had the tagline forever period begins period now period? um batman great guess great guess yeah arden is uh not up next but still uh impressed from her seat one seat over sam yeah i have no idea on the theme yet so I got to say thank you for making a thinking noise.

I like to make thinking noise. It's important for the listener at home to know when I'm thinking. Forever Begins Now, I will say... Silence could be that your mic cut out, but if you just go, then they know, okay. Thinking that... I know this is not it because I'm confusing a

tagline with a great line from a movie, but let's say, When Harry Met Sally. That is incorrect. I know. I figured it would not be correct. Great movie, though. Also late 80s. I think 80s tough game tough game because you know these these uh these taglines can be awful vague until you until you know what they're talking

about uh arden do you have a guess are you thinking arden yes? Yes, thank you. Oh, okay. So relaxing. I didn't know if you had an intruder. Hey, you know, yeah, we have a power situation here. You shouldn't be operating appliances right now. I'm going to go with Twilight. I don't know what just happened I don't know how you knew that but that is correct Are you serious?

Are you serious? Are you a Twilight fan Arden? No but I was trying to think of what would be eternity and eternal and then I thought vampires and in my brain I was thinking it's probably some kind of like Armageddon movie but I don't really know names of movies like that

but I do know the name of Twilight. Well there's one called Armageddon. Right! I couldn't think of that. I couldn't think of that. I can't believe it. Armageddon This is your note. Nice! Good job! Thank you! Armageddon. This is your note. Nice.

Well, good job. Thank you. Very impressive. Oh, my God. That was great. That is thrilling. I feel like jittery and exciting. Yeah, that was really, that was a great steal.

Not even a steal, really. I mean, everybody had a chance and you just did it. Yeah. You stepped up and knocked it out. I have very limited things that I know in this arena. So that's exciting. That's exciting. The taglines to the Twilight movies.

Yeah. Now do New Moon, Doug. Yeah. Now starts forever. When I said it starts forever, now I mean now it starts forever. Asterix, really? But for reels this time. For reels.

Part two, electric boogaloo. For reels forever. They actually do tag electric boogaloo, which is strange. And in Twilight, they quote that. But it is part of it. Twilight 2, Buccalo

I would totally watch that that's just the shapeshifter breakdancing on cardboard in the woods of Portland in front of that Peter Facinelli oh that's good Twilight 2 Electric Buccalo oh that's good let's try to electric buckle okay all right here we go we start with aaron

imagine your worst fear a reality say that again your worst fear a reality. Say that again? Imagine it doesn't even form a proper sentence. Imagine your worst fear a reality. Imagine your worst fear of reality.

A reality. A reality. Yeah, no punctuation is this about stand-up comedy is this a tagline for Hacks imagine your worst fear

I guess performing at Vegas 300 shows a year Your worst fear. I guess performing at Vegas 300 shows a year. Oh, let's see. Hold on. Let me, a movie. Is there a movie about doing corporate gigs? Corporate standup? Is there a movie about a corporate guy?

I'm going to say the, the, the, the, the conjuring. Oh, nice. Nice. Very nice, but Oh, nice. Nice. Very nice, but no, incorrect. Excuse me. Excuse me. Too much cheese last night. Excuse me. Okay, so

Sam? I mean, I want to say when harry met sally again but i feel like i don't know i will go with i i'm sure it is some horror film but i cannot possibly know which that's not my genre i'll say saw great guess thank you it's probably not correct that's incorrect but i always loved having the opportunity to say that i didn't see saw um you know because my mom thought it was like dangerous like i shouldn't i shouldn't i should stay away from that sort of thing so i never see i never i never did see. She was right. But did did you see Saw 2?

How could I if I never if I didn't see Saw, how could I see Saw as well? That's what they should have called that movie. Saw as well. that's what they should have called that movie saw as well saw as well saw as well this is the type of wordplay I will be

accustomed to on this podcast it's a pretty spectacular wordplay okay he hasn't said whether it was saw Okay. Oh, he hasn't said whether it was Saw. He didn't say it was Saw. He said it is not Saw. It is not Saw.

Okay, great. No, it's not Saw. Oh, she's gearing up. All right, I'm going to go with the meme maker's Lane of the Highway. I'm going to stick with the meme maker. I'm going to say Hostel. Ooh. That's another, you know, these are all,

I give you all A pluses for your guesses, but I'm not a teacher. But everybody got schooled on that one because the answer is, now this is a tough one. If anybody had pulled this out, it'd be because like they had the poster on their wall, you know, as a young person or something.

It's a motion picture called The Howling. Oh, wow. The Howling. I haven't thought about The Howling in forever with Dee Wallace. I've never heard of The Howling, so that would be amazing. I've never heard of Dee Wallace, so I'm like 0 for 80. She was the mom in E.T., right? Oh, okay.

That's what I need. Joe Dante directed The Howling. She was the mom in Cujo. She was the mom in E.T., and she was the mom in The Howling. Oh, she's great. I just didn't know her name. That's awesome. Good for her. Good for Dee Wallace. Good for Dee Wallace.

Yeah, she was Dee Wallace Stone for a while. She was married to her actor husband. All of her stone. Now his name was something else Stone, but now she's just Dee Wallace again. Was his name Bone Stone? Bone Stone. They did a lot of making movies in the bone zone boogaloo

okay so uh all right uh here's round. Arden's got a point. That's something you never hear. Bruce Torrey, I'm terrible. No, I just, Arden's got a point. Like, you know, like anyone's agreeing with you. You know what? When you have as extreme views as I have, I'm ready to be a maverick, the outlier, Doug. I'm fine with that.

Yeah, no one ever says Art has got a good point. No, but you know what? That's what makes me, you know, unique. That's my special sauce. I have terrible points, but I stick to them aggressively. Yeah. Well, you have a point,

and that puts you in the lead. Thank you. Erin gets to go first on this next one again. And what do you think, Aaron? The tagline is he always wanted to be special, but he never expected this. Wow. He always wanted to be special, but he never, what was it? He always wanted to be special, but he never expected this. Yeah. They thought ellipses in between special and, but, uh, cause I guess you gotta be careful. You don't want anyone looking at it and seeing that it's about a special, but, uh, he never expected this exclamation point. And then parentheses, but

Oh, okay. So it's not about someone's special. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm'm gonna start sensing a theme here you're right you got me it's butts it's butts everybody has a butt now I have no idea if this is it but I didn't mean to say that but I'm writing down the first one and the second one and i'm gonna say it's something like teen wolf great gas fully is that your answer yes that's it i know she's got to be right that is correct yes really good good work fully well when you guys were talking i wrote down the word werewolf because howling at night so that was in my head right that's how you do it

i was gonna guess teen wolf too i like electric i loved that god i loved that. This is getting exciting. This is exciting. All right. So since Aaron just snagged a point there, we start with Sam on this next one. You ready, Sam? I guess so. What movie had the tagline, a hair-raising comedy? Hmm.

Wow. A hair-raising comedy. wow a hair raising comedy okay so we know it's got werewolves hmm i'm gonna be very upset at myself if it is in fact Teen Wolf 2. Yeah. I cannot possibly think of Teen Wolf 2. Great. Good guess. Good guess, Sam. Good guess. Thanks very much. Yeah. Great guess, Sam.

That is correct. What? Oh, no. Get out of here. That's amazing. The tie score. The tie score. That was amazing.

It's a tie score. Oh, man. Incredibly dumb. It's a tie score. Oh, man. Inferno, the. I can't imagine being any place more fun than this right now. Now, thank you. I meant to say Teen Wolf as well. Yes, I love that one. All right, Arden, you're up first on this next one yeah resources are

limited in this category so exciting all right what movie has a tagline beware the moon. Oh, my God. All right. I'm going to have to go Twilight, New Moon. But would they say moon in it? Yeah, they would. That's what I'm saying. That is incorrect. Oh, I hate myself. We go to Aaronaron beware the moon

um magic mike oh um uh um um what's the uh what's the what's the bett mittler one with wish you plays a witch yes that's my you're talking about hocus pocus yes i don't know how to say it because i'm a guy, but I think it's called Hocus Pocus. Hocus Pocus. That's my answer. You're going with Hocus Pocus? Yes. Great guess.

Incorrect. Oh, I wish I had another guess. Oh, that's okay because Sam still gets to go. Sam still gets to go. Now, my instinct, beware the moon, since clearly we're dealing with plenty of werewolves, is to say, like, Lon Chaney Jr. is the werewolf, but that is a very old movie, or The Wolfman, rather. That is a very old movie,

and I feel like movies did not have taglines back then, at least not, like, on the poster or anything. Or if it did, it would be, like, an epic adventure through the scares of time. It would be something like that. Oh, unless it's the Benicio... No.

They would have come up with something more clever. Alright, I'll split the difference. An American werewolf in London. Great guess. Can I just say a couple of things really quick? If I can remember them. That was a great, great answer, Sam. What's that?

But it is not correct. No, that's not true. I mean, maybe it is. Hang on. Don't get ahead of me. Waiting with bated breath. This is such a suspenseful moment that I think it'd be fun to go to a commercial. Wow.

We talked about this. Aaron Foley, this is your podcast. Can't you do something about it? We've talked about this before, and I'm realizing this is a great one. This is one where people really will stick around to see what happens next. It's going to be a hair-raising commercial. Yes, a hirsute-raising commercial. Yeah, and also this game is going to determine our winner today

because that's how much fun we've been having as we're almost out of time. Wow. But yeah, exactly. Very exciting. We'll be right back with the exciting conclusion right after this. We are back and Sam, could you recap quickly what your answer was to the tagline be Beware the Moon.

I guess an American werewolf in London, which has to be wrong at this point with the amount of buildup. I think it's right. I think it's right. Okay, we've got two votes to say it's right. And Sam thinks it's not right. I'm going to vote for that it's right. Anybody thinks it's not right i'm gonna vote for that it's right anybody else wow good job

wow settle down over there with the whistle i thought that was doug doing it and that seems so out of character and And yet I loved it. No, I hired a guy to do it, but he like goes crazy when, you know, I mean, I guess that one was extra exciting, but he has a breathing problem. So you get their different lengths every time. Okay. So congratulations. Sam's got two points, but since this is the only game we're going to play, I want everybody else to still have a chance.

So it is going to continue on. We are going to rage on with more of whose tagline is it anyway? Werewolf edition. A few, lots of people that have been on WS Movies Are in this new movie Werewolves Within That's out in theaters This Friday and then on

Home purposes you can do it at home Starting on July 2nd So anyway I'm excited for it Sam Richardson is one of the leads And So that's why I made all of these movies, werewolf movies, which you've figured out at this point.

So now that we all know that, we continue. Arden. Yep. What movie has the tagline the next chapter begins twilight new moon now you did it that's the time you say it yes yes thank you thank you so much oh boy yes just you know you gotta stick to your guns and then keep using those guns yes just use over and over again until you're sure you're your target eventually you'll hit your target you might have limited resources but just

commit to your limited resources. Yeah. And when you do finally hit it, it is in trouble. You are going to hit it square on the nose. Even a wrong clock is right twice a day. That's me with my answers. There you go. Well, let's see if Aaron can turn this into a three-way tie and really, really make people excited enough to sit through another commercial break. I will add more commercials.

Wow. In the moment, if there's another exciting twist to this, although I got to say this is pretty exciting as it is. Here we go. Are you ready, Aaron? Oh, yeah. My knowledge of werewolves is pretty intense that's what you have in your twitter bio right werewolf enthusiast yeah just changed it at the commercial break actually yeah okay here we go. Man turned beast, dot, dot, dot.

His unearthly body, a twitching tomb of strange desires. Wow. That's a short tagline. Some of these are so easy, Doug. You know, I feel like this is an obvious one. Right? It's the first. It's Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Oh, yeah. You know what? Sometimes it's just it's like I'm looking at the correct answer. I still think that you're right. Wait, could you say it again? Man? Yes. Yes. It's, uh, I'll also give you the, uh, sometimes the, um, punctuation helps. It's a man, man turned beast. Dot, dot, dot. Okay.

He's an unearthly body. What? His unearthly body, a twitching tomb of strange desires. So he's horny. Horny in hicker suit. I think it's that movie Boyhood.

Right. It's Ethan Hawke. I mean, you can't discredit, you can't you you can't discredit you can't you know disregard that he's twitching uh you can't ignore that his body is unearthly uh you know i'm gonna go with something that i don't know is a title but i I'm just going to say it. Okay. I'm going to say it. Is it called Werewolf? Yes.

Great guess. That is a terrific guess. It's incorrect. Okay. We move on to Sam. Doug, only because in my head, as I was searching for, you know, Beware the Moon, and I thought it might be the Lon Chaney Jr., the Wolfman, I said, but that wouldn't have a short tagline. It would have the crazy stuff they used to write on the posters that sounded exactly like the thing you just said. Yes.

I am really going to hope it is Lon Chaney Jr.'s The Wolfman Great guess Where do you stand Erin do you think it's a great guess or a bad guess I'm a little annoyed right now because I clearly just set Sam up for victory you know what I mean

I feel like we should split the point because I mean I'm not competitive I'm just saying I'm going to say I think Sam is right. All right. Well, if the two of you think he's right, then I have to

agree. Yeah. Good deducting. The Wolfman. Great. From 1784. By the way, his reasoning, like he did it earlier in the game.

He set it up for exactly that, that they would be longer. Oh, yeah. He's always working it out, and I appreciate it, but I'm not going to call him the winner just yet. Let's just play a couple more rounds. I had no idea

there was this many movies. I would say I'm pretty limited in what I... Let's see what Arden can do here. How do you get to go first this round? So this is your chance to tie it up. If you don't tie it up, we'll call it. But if you can tie it up, we'll continue.

Okay, great. And who knows what could happen with Aaron. She could just... Yeah, I've got a couple up my sleeve. I'll continue. Okay, great. And who knows what could happen with Erin. She could just. Yeah, I've got a couple up my sleeve. I'll say. Yeah, there you go. All right. So, Arden. Yes.

Here's the tagline. It goes like this. Things are about to get a little hairy. to get a little hairy. Look, Doug. Yeah. I don't know any more werewolf movies. I mean, I'm sure there's a Twilight 3,

but I don't think it's that. I'm going, this is, I know there are werewolves in this, and this would never be the tagline, ever. But I'm going to say, incorrectly, what we do in the shadows. First of all, for Twilight fans, Arden knows, of course, that there are five Twilight movies. Yes, I did.

And what we do in the shadows, motion picture and the TV series Are so brilliant And so wonderful I would qualify it more as a Dracula thing than a werewolf thing It is, that's why I felt embarrassed saying it, Douglas Oh, well I didn't mean to embarrass you I embarrass myself, it's okay That's one thing I miss about alex trebek is like when

somebody like when the category is begins with g and then they buzz in and go what's an olive and then alex nelly says no but he goes remember the category you know like he reminds them i just got i just got trebek look i knew it was Look, I knew it was a vampire. I knew it was a vampire, but there were real werewolves in it. I, I'm sorry. I look, I, I felt that I'd reached the end of my road on werewolf knowledge. But that was my tribute to Alex, the unnecessary shaming of a contestant who's, you know, who probably realizes what's going on.

They didn't need to be told that. It's just like Thanksgiving dinner. It feels great. I feel like I'm back at home. It feels right. It's like the right spot for me. I accept it. Save spaces.

Save spaces. Save spaces. What do you think, Erin? Do you have a guess of course I have a guess so you're ready this one a very it was actually based on a famous play made into a movie

yep the wolfman cometh nice that was great yep how did I do? That answer is only valid in Tennessee. No, that's not it. No, that's incorrect. There it is.

So close. So close. Somebody should make that. Correct. There it is. Damn it. That was a great kiss. So close. So close. So close. But somebody should make that. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. It sounds like a porno film.

I'm going to be. Right. But so is the Iceman and everybody loves the Iceman. Unless it was a top gun. It was a top gun. It was Val Kilmer. Yeah. It's the Iceman's usually like, you know,

Brian Denny, rest in peace. Okay. Who's up? Oh, it's me. Sam. Take this home, Sam. Please, Sam, make this end. Stick the landing, Sam.

Here's the thing. It's so vague, and I've played enough games with Doug that he does love to throw these in there from time to time. So I'm sure this is not right, but it'll be fun to say. I think you threw us a curveball, Doug. I think this is Harry and the Hendersons. I love that kind of ramp up because we all thought he was going to get it right.

We all felt the confidence. The strong confidence. There was a lot of confidence. The confidence is that you love to fuck with me. That's right. Another way that I could fuck with you and love it that you didn't think of is that there is, of course,

sort of a sequel to an American werewolf in London. Oh! I don't know why the tagline would say things are about to get a little hairy like well yeah that was the premise of the last one but anyway yes an american werewolf from paris is the answer but sam you didn't need the point you've cemented your win today congratulations congratulations very much. There's no prize to speak of other than getting to go first in the section where everybody

talks up whatever they've got going on. So go ahead and promote yourself. Oh, would you like me to go first for that? Yes, that's what you won. That's what I won, the right to do my pledge first grade.

Normally you'd be picking confetti out of your hair and holding a giant check. And one day, where am I going to cast this shit? I'd be flinging donuts and cones at the crowd. I don't have anything current to promote, at least nothing with release dates. But I will once again let people know to come find me on cameo. Doug, I'm very happy to say that since my last appearance on your show, I have in fact picked up several new cameos who all took me up on my offer that I made on your last show. And I will do it again.

If you have bad news to deliver to someone, I am your man wow uh if you need to tell someone they should go get tested if you need to tell someone the baby's not theirs wow and you're too embarrassed to do it yourself that's a good lane of the highway to pick i am available uh i i you give me the dialogue I will deliver it with the authenticity that you simply cannot. I love this. Wow. I'm going to hire you.

You got something you want to say? You got something you want to say to somebody? Visit the meme machine. Visit the meme machine. Hey, if you want to tell somebody off. Stand the meme machine. If you want to quit your job and say horrible things to your boss that you just can't bear to have come out of your mouth,

they will come out of mine. I love this. I don't want you to be involved in any kind of litigation, Sam. Be careful out there. Be careful. I haven't turned any down yet, but I do reserve the right. Do you wear a mask?

Only if they're out of condoms. I know that was a dumb question. All right. Oh, but I do have a serious question for you, Sam. Can you join us? We're going to do our bonus episode this Thursday at two o'clock. Are you free to join us for that? This is going to sound silly.

I want to say yes, but my calendar is in the other room. Oh, I'm sure you're going silly. I want to say yes, but my calendar is in the other room. Oh, I'm sure you're going to say I want to say yes, but my calendar says no. Oh, wait. I take it back. Let me look at my calendar on my thing here. Yes, this Thursday, I realized I have a calendar on my desktop. Thursday at 2? Yeah.

I'm in. All right. Don't look at your device. People will think you're cheating. Well, here's how they'll know I'm not. Here's how you can tell I was clearly not cheating. This is what happens if I try to use this device. Yes.

Oh, is that your pet squirrel? That was my pet squirrel, yes. You would hear the clickety-clackety of my keyboard if I were trying to use this. Yeah, it is very clicky-clacky. Clickety-clack. Yeah, you put little tap shoes on that squirrel. Okay, so we'll see Sam on the next show. But always a delight to have Arden Marine.

All of her stuff so beautifully plugged at the top of the show by Aaron Foley. Yeah, Doug is a regular. Aaron's a regular on my podcast. Will you accept This Rose? And my book, Little Miss Little Compton, is coming out in paperback soon. It's available wherever you get your books. Oh, you're like that Beatles song. Which one?

She Came Through the Bathroom Window? No. Dear Prudence? No. Let bathroom window? No. Dear Prudence? No. Let It Be? No. Octopus's Garden? No.

Good guess, then. Maxwell's Silver Hammer? Shook Me All Night Long? Oh, my God. How long do you think this could go for? A while. There's so many Beatlesle songs and this one's just so specific doug i got a hard out at five just keep this going what she just said

it's paperback writer paperback writer is it the tax man i also do i will also do your taxes. I'll also do your taxes. Is it yesterday? Yep, it's yesterday. The pandemic is over. You do not have to drag this out. You can leave the house. Is it werewolf and Hong Kong? Mm-hmm. I refuse to Zoom

with you guys all day just because you don't want to leave the house. I've got a lot to plug, so let's just get this over yes give us all you got it's so great that you were here we had such a good time didn't we i had a wonderful time doug i've known you for a while and you always make me laugh so hard sam is my new friend and arden is a co-pilot in life. So I'm thrilled to be here. After this podcast, I'm going to sign up on cameo to deliver good news. If you have good news after Sam shits on everyone,

I will just deliver like you're pregnant and you want to keep it like you love your boss. So I'm I'm going to do I'm going to do the good news on Cameo. OK, you can find me on Cameo. Aaron Foley slash backslash good news

slash slash slash backslash good news slash backslash good news slash i've got nothing to plug you know if you go on erin k foley.com you can find all kinds of random stuff but um really really fired up about my new cameo idea the album is called deep thrombosis yes it is deep thrombosis thrombosis deep vein thrombosis or deep dive whatever you google first deep dive uh thank you erin thank you doug that was fun You know, I got to plug Oh, stand-up comedy What is this now? I'm doing

I'm doing stand-up With Douglas Movie's favorite Sean Jordan, who just had a little Baby The best size you can have Oh, he had it, the one up in Washington Is that right? That's right

He had his baby. He's in the Oregon area. Shout out to them. But he's going to come visit me 20 minutes away at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, Washington on July 11th. And Douglas movies returns to sweet home San Diego at the American comedy company on Saturday, July 31st at four 20. Fine. Yeah.

Thanks everybody for listening to us a slightly longer episode than usual, but I think it was totally worth it. Thank you. One more time to aaron foley sam levine and arden marine thank you again that's another rhyme there levine and marine yeah we're going on the road we are the levine marine show done oh that just sounds like um you know some uh professor's gonna talk about aquatic life. We are actually. That's what we're going to do. It's going to be great.

Yeah. We're starting at the Oceanography Institute. Yeah. We're going right to Mystic, Connecticut. We're going to start right there. Well, this is a wild coincidence because I picked a closing line from a motion picture. Actually, somebody submitted it to me on Twitter. I thought it was perfect. And so, as always, goodbye, porpoise spit. Ha ha ha!

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