Doug Loves Movies - Esther Ku, Matt Fernandez and Chris Crespo guest

Episode Date: September 10, 2015

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kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody This looked like the main one. I assumed it was beyond. My name is Doug, and I love movies.

This is Doug Loves Movies! Very good. Some guy wrote to me recently on Twitter and said, hey, you know what? You should get everybody to sing This is Doug Loves Movies to the tune of This Is How We Do It. And I wrote back to the guy, that's what they are doing.

So that was a fun exchange. But it just gets a little shouty, so it loses a little bit of the melody. But we know it's under there, deep, deep down. We are back, coming to you once again from the improv in Orlando, Florida Had a great time the last time I was here and I'm glad I'm finally finally back. It's Wednesday, September 9th 2015 mm-hmm finally back. It's Wednesday, September 9th, 2015. My voice is a little extra shot tonight because I spent today in Harry Potter land. And it fucks up your voice when you spend

all day yelling at children. And one of the lines today, the line for the Incredible Adventure of Harry Potter or whatever that thing's called. Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. Yeah. Which we all, they let lots of people take, even though it's a forbidden journey.

They let people jump right on. They barely mention it. It's in the fine print. Someone had told me that they got sick on that ride, and I was kind of surprised, because they shake you around a lot, but it's mostly digital projection, right? Like when you're flying around,

you're not really flying around. projection, right? Like when you're flying around, you're not really flying around. So I was in line for that ride and there was the queue, as they call it, was quite empty. So you know how you end up just walking back and forth in all these tunnels that are Harry Potter themed? Well, every few steps would be like a painting or a statue or some shit. And at one point I was behind a guy that would just stop and turn and take a picture of every single thing. There's nobody ahead of him. I'm just behind him. And he never once noticed that he was holding me up every time he stopped to take a picture of everything.

I started laughing about how he would take a picture of anything. At one point, he didn't take a picture of a suitcase that was just sitting there. I was shocked. I was like, why did you get a shot of that sweet bag? Let me see your name tags, Florida. Wow. There's some good ones what is this it's oil cans and you're dressed up like Nave and Johnson in the jerk that is really is that gonna

be your yeah you have a dog named Shithead Is that Is that your Halloween costume this year? Like, are you excited that it's already worked out? Or Or did you really do that just special Just for this? Could be Halloween I think it should be, you got the cans and everything He hates these cans

Good job, Navin What's your actual name? Chris Fair enough these cans. Good job, Navin. What's your actual name? Chris. Alright. Fair enough. Carly Knights instead of Boogie Knights. It's nicely done. Nice poster. Yeah.

Jeff to Smoochie. That means your name is Smoochie. Gardeins of the Galaxy. I like that. Sandy instead of Wall-E. There's lots of good ones, you guys. Yeah. I like that. Sandy instead of Wall-E. There's lots of good ones, you guys. Yeah, I'm impressed.

Somebody's lighting something up over there. But I still can't tell what it is. It's Lara Croft, right? Tomb Raider? Tom Raider. And you're Tom Raider. That sounds like a Republican candidate for something. Vote for Tom Rader.

Racing to make America good. Again. All right, well, I've got a prize bag in my hands and a cocktail. So let me get rid of my Tito's and soda for a second so I can tell you guys about what's in the prize bag tonight. This is stuff I brought. All the guests brought some stuff as well, but this is what you're going to get for sure

from my end of the bargain. A copy of my CD promotional tool, a copy of a book that I should have gone to Disneyland today now that I think about it. But this is a book called The E-Ticket Life by Kyle Burbank. And it's all about his adventures at all the different Disney parks. I'll probably go to Magic Kingdom tomorrow.

When I was in Kansas City recently, I did a benefit from Roller Derby. And they gave me a personalized jersey that I'll never wear. Yeah, it's nice. It's really nice. Like, somebody would actually wear something like this. And they even gave me my own nickname and number. They called me number 420, the Dean of Green.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fountain City Roller Derby, you guys, in Kansas City, Missouri. Also, a gentleman along the road somewhere gave me a Puffington's golf ball,

and it's a fake golf ball you can put your stash in. I got a gift card for iTunes a $15 gift card for iTunes so you could purchase premium episodes of Douglas movies or or the Benson interruption or you can get a album by juice Newton this thing somebody explained to me what it was I still don't... Oh, I think I get it now. You put this on the side of your golf bag,

and it's like a hand towel on your golf bag. So that lets a lot of you out. Who here is a really huge stoner who also golfs? Okay, I hope you win the bag tonight, dude. Because you have this, it's from the Mad Dabbler. It's a premier online glass

gallery, but they made these for some reason. So you could dry your hands off while you're, after you spit in them while you're rolling up a spliff out on the links. I got a pink wristband that's from the Taylor Swift, her current tour. I draw the line at pink wristbands if it was a different color. And then, I don't even know what this is.

I think it's refrigerator magnets or something. But it's some little trinket associated with a movie I enjoy a great deal called The World's End. Yeah, so all of that stuff is up for grabs tonight, you guys. And then my guests all brought stuff as well.

Let's get them out here, shall we? Please give a big warm welcome to Chris Crespo, Matt Fernandez, and Esther Koo everybody. Let's hear it for them. Thank you. Alright. Hey Doug. Hey that's Matt All right.

Hey, Doug. Hey, that's Matt Fernandez, everybody. Hey. Who I can officially call a return guest to the program, but unofficially say not really, because parts of his episode, parts where he was very funny, got lost after a

power surge in Tampa, Florida. I just refer to Tampa, Florida as a power surge. I feel like the episode was too good and the internet just wasn't ready. It needs to age, it needs to age, or an actual copy of it needs to exist.

So yeah, that's a sort of lost episode, so it's great to finally have you back here in... Yeah, you guys don't have to clap or anything, assholes. Orlando! Come on, Orlando! Shut down SeaWorld, Orlando. Come on. So also joining us for its first appearances all the way, the rest of the way. So let's talk first to Esther Koo, everybody.

You know her. You know her from Girl Code and the Jack McBrayer and Triumph Show. Hi, Doug. And the Jim Gaffigan show. You were on that. Yes. And you were at

Harry Potter World today. I was. I saw you there. I saw you there. Yeah, yeah. Great story, guys. Just top you there. Yeah, yeah. And. Great story, guys. Just top notch. True story, bro. But we also, we did some time in Simpsons World. And skated through Dr. Seuss land.

Hung out in Marvel territory for a bit. We caught in line. No, we didn't. Yeah, because. When? Your fans like got you high. Oh, that's true bit. We cut in line. No, we didn't. Yeah, because your fans got you high. Oh, that's true. There was one long line. There was kind of a long line to get into the

let's get the shit to Gringotts or whatever it's called. Last train to Gringotts. And there was a bit of a line for that one. And we just never made eye contact with the people behind us after we cut them. Well, no, but it was friendly cutting. When two people invite two other people to stand with them in line, it's not that big of a deal. And then immediately regret it.

Yeah. No, but it was fine. I wonder if they're here. They're the only people that recognize me all day long. And it was funny because the guy was wearing a tie-dye shirt. So it's like, of course that guy's gonna recognize me um but uh yeah thanks for uh going with me to that place today that was uh it was a fun time that was fun yeah dropping donuts just epic storytelling too too good it was that kind of day though where everything went pretty smoothly so there

isn't like a story i think i have like a mini concussion from all the rides we went on we went a lot of rides because we had the express thing and everybody's in school so it's like your problems are so real i mean it was crazy, man. It was like the express lane was slowing us down. It was only rich people there today. You guys know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, no, everybody loved her hat. She had a great hat on.

It was a good time. Oh, I forgot to mention this at the top of the show. Then I'm going to introduce our third guest. You can wait, sweet. Yeah, just hang on a second, Chris. Boston is my next stop, where I'm going to be doing Doug Lowe's movies this Saturday at 420 at the Wilbur Theater.

And then I've got stand-up shows all next Sunday through Wednesday, Providence, Hartford, Richmond, and Virginia Beach. Doug Loves Movies for all my tour dates and deets. And a round of applause, please, for another first-time guest, Chris Crespo, everybody. Hey, how's it going, guys? How are you doing? Sweet.

He is a film podcaster as well and has a Twitter account to match,

right? Yes, Crespo Diso. Crespo, Crespo Diso. Crespo Diso. As in cinema, Crespo Diso.

Yes, sir. It's very, very sophisticated name. Very catchy, very easy to remember. There's too many letters in that. That's why it doesn't fit on Twitter. I had to go with Jesper Crespo Diso.

Dropped the cinema. Did you ever see Why Don't You Play in Hell or Go Play in Hell? I don't know the exact title. Doug just made up this movie to insult you. Why don't you go get hit by a car? Have you ever seen Chris can you fuck yourself right now missed that one missed it

oh well if you ever get a chance to check it out it's like a kung fu version of it's like a tribute to cinema paradiso but from the sort of a more of a Tarantino kung fu kind of angle I'm totally in for that that sounds amazing yeah it's neat it's just another movie about a. That sounds amazing. Yeah, it's neat.

It's just another movie about a love of cinema, but in this case, it's a love of extremely violent cinema. Right up my alley, perfect. And it's super awesome. Now we just need a title. How often do people, you have a co-host on the podcast? Got a fellow named Drewster Cogburn who helps me out with the show.

Oh, so we got some fans here in the audience. A couple of Drewster Cogburn who helps me out with the show. Oh, so we got some fans here in the audience. A couple of Drewster Cogburn fans. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. People don't know which movie pun they like better so far. Cinema Crespediso or that other one you just said a few times. This happened. Brewster McMut-

That's half the show. That's what we just sit around. Brewster McMurtry. Yeah. That's what we do. Brewster'surtry That's half the show That's what we just said around Brewster McMurtry Yeah That's what we do Brewster's Millions Drewster's Millions Oh that's a good one Yeah there you go

Drew write that down Write it down Drew Drew it on a piece of paper Draw Is that why you call him Drewster? Now I get it It makes more sense now

It all makes sense And Chris What'd you bring for the prize bag? Well on our show Is that why you call him Drewster? Now I get it. It makes more sense now. It all makes sense. And Chris, what did you bring for the prize bag? Well, on our show. First time out on the show. Whenever we have a guest on at the end of the show, I give them a swag bag. And it's always a whole bunch of... It's always a bunch of cheap crap.

The value of this bag comes out to about eight bucks. And that includes the bag, as a matter of fact. The bag is actually pretty nice. It's only a dollar. The bag's the best part of your price. It's pretty sweet. It's a sweet bag. I got the movie The Pink Panther.

Which one? With Steve Martin. Oh, fuck. I got Orlando City Magnets. Goes out a few extra things. I got these Groucho Marx glasses. Groucho Marx. Three pack.

So fun for a whole family. I got a lollipop that looks like a superhero. Check that. It looks like a superhero. It's got a cape and everything. It looks like it's been in your pocket for a week. Oh, I've had this for a couple months now, as a matter of fact. There's a candle in here.

Tell them about the necklace. You should give away that necklace. It haven't taken off in 15 years. That you shower with. They're not getting the necklace. They are getting a candle that's Caribbean Oasis scents. I'm not sure what that scent is. He hasn't taken his necklace off in 15 years. Don't point at him.

He's a person. And I'm sitting right here. There's a dollar in here signed by Drew Cicogburn and some Cinema Crespo Niso stickers. Why would I want Drew's signature? Thank you very much. Show him some respect while he's going

through his bag. Put me down. Let the man sort through his bag in peace. Sort through my shit? This is his first time on the program.

He's not a comedian. No. You're doing... People, remember that. I am a film critic. You're doing so good. Thank you. Give me something to criticize and I'll do it. I think I just broke your candle.

That's not my candle. It's one of these people's candles. Don't reach into the bag too quickly. Bag's on my hands. It's not my problem anymore. I love it. Esther? Yeah. Esther? Yeah. Esther Koo?

What'd you bring? I brought something for the prize bag. I know, I offered to help carry it, but she insisted that she trudge it over here. All right. Look at that. Jesus Christ. I made a gift basket

because your fans are always so nice and always offer me weed when I'm on the road. So I just want to give back to the Doug Benson fan community with a gift bag, and I have a couple movies in here. Have you guys seen Smiley Face? Yeah, with Anna Faris. Anna Faris gets high on weed brownies. Sure.

And that's a good, you know. I have Mr Faris gets high on weed brownies. Sure. And that's like, you know, I have Mr. Popper's penguins in here. I'll tell you why. Oh, there's a reason? Okay, because I got to be like a featured extra for one second with Jim Carrey, and I made eye contact with Jim Carrey and I made eye contact with Jim Carrey

who is my comedic hero. And then what happened? Boring. Okay, I also have I also have Titanic because Well, there's a movie for every mood in there. So, I brought Titanic because I remember when this movie came out,

the pastor at my church told us not to go see it because Hollywood spent millions of dollars on a movie and they should have given that money to God, he said. He has a point. I left the church and fuck it, I can watch Titanic whenever I want. And so can you. Titanic was kind of worth all that money,

but all these political campaigns that are going on now for hundreds of millions of dollars, why not give that to the poor? What is wrong with our country? It's very weird. But she also included a bunch of candy in this bag. Well, I also have one of my t-shirts

that I tie-dyed. It's called Fisting the Night Away t-shirt. In here. They're really cute, you guys. That's my parody song of Sam Cooke's Twisting the Night Away. Fisting the Night Away. Now it

makes more sense. And then I also have another t-shirt and it arrived after I made the gift basket, so it's kind of like lying out here. This is a t-shirt for my new podcast,

Coup and the Gang. Brand new podcast. Yeah. Like how many episodes have you done? I've done two episodes. There you go. It's already got a shirt. My show still might not have it.

Oh, we have a shirt. Well, thanks for bringing all... You can pass that down, too, the shirt, unless you want to wear it on your knees. No, that's okay. All right, cool. I'll bear my scars. Thank you for bringing all that stuff.

And, oh, you can pass the bag down, too, I guess. Yes. They're going to need that. Somebody... I was saying this backstage. Someone's going to wander out of here with, like, four bags and just look homeless.

We'll try to get you a cart to put them all in. Matt, what's in your... Probably the nicest of all the bags. Will you hold my drink? You are nice. Thank you. I'm going to get that back from you. Don't drink it.

I brought a slap koozie cigar city comedy yeah you slap it around your favorite ice cold beverage uh that's just fun to do yeah you know i brought a sticker from a brewery in asheville i was just at the asheville comedy festival and i got it for free. And this is the real cool thing. When me and Doug went to Charlotte, I met a guy who makes t-shirts and he sends me free stuff, so I'm going to plug him. It's called Ink Floyd and he sent me a shirt with Richard Pryor with bloodshot eyes.

Cool. Yeah. He's high as fuck. Oh, he's super high. So that's all I've got. Hopefully that guy sends me more free shit. Yeah, that was good.

That's a nice collection of stuff that somebody's going to win tonight. Congratulations, somebody. Oh, my drink. Oh, thank you. I think it's going to be somebody who has lights

on their sign. You think they're going to win? It's a name tag, not a sign. Okay, sorry. To you. But they're big. You think you're going to pick that one? Is that what you're saying?

I didn't know the name tags were going to be so big. Right? Yeah, but I love it because I have bad vision. You thought they were going to have actual name tags like on their chest, like little ones? And I was always impressed with your guys'

ability to read them. So this is a comedy podcast. We got plenty of comedy coming. But I want to talk to the... I want to talk to the film critic here with us. Chris, what's the last movie you saw that you could recommend? Last movie I saw... It's a rough time of year, right?

No, actually local art house theaters. We're starting to get into art house stuff. Yeah, showing the good stuff. So I saw the documentary Best of Enemies. Oh, that's terrific. Yeah, the Gore Vidal, William F. Buckley documentary. Great stuff. Very interesting.

Also saw another movie that's all conversations, The End of the Tour. I saw that a week ago. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, great movie. See? A couple people have seen it.

A few people have had a chance. Very good movie. The director of that film was a guest on the show a few weeks ago. Which is pretty awesome because I guess he's a good director. He's good.

Yeah, Spectacular Now. Spectacular Now, yes. Yeah. That was my whole review. And, uh... I guess he's a good director. He's good. Yeah, Spectacular Now. Spectacular Now, yes. Yeah. That was my whole review. And, uh... Didn't have that much time. And he also did that one about the drunks.

Uh, Smashed. Yes. Yeah, he's good. And the end of the tour might be the best one. I really, really enjoyed the hell out of it. And, uh, yeah, very good.

All right, cool. Cool. Esther, have you been to the movies lately? I have been to the movies. What'd you see? Minions? I love the Minions.

Minions have the cutest butts. They do. When they're naked, they really have interesting, yeah. Around the screen. Anatomy, yeah. Yeah. Weird. I saw Batman, the original from 1989

That's not the original Adam West is the original Adam West is crying somewhere But you mean the first time Michael Keaton played the part Jack Nicholson was a joker That's your favorite one? Yeah I like how Jack Nicholson laughs in it Sure was Joker. Yeah. That's your favorite one? Yeah. Okay.

I like how Jack Nicholson laughs in it. Sure. You know, he's like evil in it. That Jack Nicholson laugh. Right.

Yeah. Matt, you wanna do it? You should check out if you... Have you seen The Shining? No. You would love it.

You would love it. I've never seen The Shining Oh yeah, he laughs it up good in that one A lot of his characters like to laugh it up He's a good laugher Oh my god, I'm going to watch every Jack Nicholson movie from now on Is that the only Jack Nicholson movie You've ever seen? You know he doesn't

Normally have all that Makeup on The Departed is fantastic He doesn't usually Play Prince on a boombox He's not like Kiss Matt what about you? Have you been

Seeing anything lately? My girlfriend planned a date for us on Monday because we were both off of work, and she took me out for a nice dinner, and we went to drinks, and then she was like, what movie do you want to see on our date? And I was like,

motherfucking straight out of Compton. And it was amazing. It was so good. It was really fantastic. The guy who plays Eazy-E, I don't know his name, something Mitchell, he should be nominated for.

He did so great. He was amazing. I like that guy a lot. Between the way the story was told and his performance, Eazy-E was strangely the person in that group I kind of knew the least about. Yeah. But there's so much more to know about him

than I certainly did. So, yeah, and that guy's really likable. He was so good. And that's the thing, is I always kind of just took Cube's side. You know, I always just sort of thought... I always wondered where you were coming from on the NWA beef.

Now we can really get into this. I just mean when they splintered, I just sort of thought it was EZE's fault. Somehow that came through in the press, and it wasn't really his fault. It was his, you know... You know, here's the thing I learned from movies... It was Paul Giamatti's fault. Somehow that came through in the press and it wasn't really his fault. It was his, you know. You know, here's the thing I learned from movies this year.

That's what I learned from movies this year. If Paul Giamatti is managing your band, shit's gonna be fucked up. He's the last guy you want around your band because he's up to no good all the time. And I haven't seen San Andreas yet, but I bet you the earthquake was his fault.

We didn't even go... Esther was kind of... She was kind of interested in the Twister attraction over at Universal. But I was just like, it is so old ass. The Windy Room? I do not know why that thing is still there.

There's a sign that said 10 minute wait. Who's even... You know what? They had a fast pass lane? I gotta get in there quicker than... You know what they did have, though? They had that straight out of Compton truck where guys just freestyle rap. They had a straight out of Compton truck where guys just freestyle rap.

They had a straight out of Compton food truck. I was like, is it a ride where you do a drive-by? That'd be awesome. I would ride that. Here's your taco. Bang, bang. So it's tacos. Straight out of tacos.

Yeah, yeah. It was a fun ride. I got AIDS on it, but it was great. Matt, that's what it's called. Leaving no room left on the table for riffing on that particular... Once you jump right to AIDS, it's over. Spoiler alert. I knew that

part of his story, but I didn't know it was the kind of AIDS where you just kind of cough every once in a while, then you're dead. To explain you're dead. Happened fast. Yeah, it was quick. But a lot happens A lot happens in that movie

And it's They're already They're already planning To do a sequel Really? Yeah they want to do more Of the Suge and Tupac stuff

The Death Row story Snoop Dogg Yeah all that stuff Okay Which is also Very very interesting story That Snoop Dogg went from Like you know

Potential convicted murderer To You know Singing with Katy Perry In the halftime show interesting story that Snoop Dogg went from potential convicted murderer to singing with Katy Perry at the halftime show. It's the American dream. In action. I don't know if he was on when she was on the Super Bowl, but that sounded accurate. Seemed ballpark-ish.

You can see him at a Super Bowl. Seemed like he could have it. Yeah, he did do that song with her that one time. And I think she sang that song at the Super Bowl. More great stories. It just never ends. I'm trying to think of the last movie I saw, and it was probably on my Netflix. Oh, this wasn't the last one I saw,

but has anybody seen Creep? That was good. That's a seen Creep? That was good. That's a fucked up movie. That was crazy. That's really fucked up, that movie. The ending is fantastic. All the way through, it's fucked up. It never stops being fucked up.

They're making it a trilogy. Very accurately titled, Creep. Yeah. So I recommend you check that out if you... Is that Bill Cosby's new special? Don't if you... Zing. Taking him down a parachute. I haven't seen it. I recommend you check that out if you... Is that Bill Cosby's new special? Don't if you... Sing! Taking him down a parachute.

I haven't seen it. I want you to come to my house in the woods. And film me talking to my young child because I'm dying of the tumor in the brain. That was good. All right, so this is a good time for me to say

let the games begin. Of course, we got some fantastic name tags as discussed earlier in the show. Esther likes things that light up. Of course, we got some fantastic name tags, as discussed earlier in the show. Esther likes things that light up.

So don't forget to light up your signs and name tags. Some people only have them on, like, paper. Yeah, some people only use paper, that's right. Some people have, like, card stock. Some use many different mediums. You know? Some people yell your name a lot. Apparently. How do you know my name, you creepy bastard?

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Great job, everybody. People just throwing stuff on stage, man. Someone just threw donuts at us. Yeah. I would pick the donuts, but I don't feel like we can throw them in here I don't think Yeah

They're even They're even like White powdered donuts Yeah that would make A big mess That would just make A big mess But thank you for the

The sentiment He has I see donuts over there More donuts Yeah one of these Over here These are Crispy creams

Oh So many donuts This is the part of the show where we get diabetes Cookies and donuts Got an Amy Adams Target out there Oh they brought a Target That's pretty fantastic That's pretty fantastic. That's good.

But speaking of Targets, I see that guy had a healthy salad. Not anymore. Chris, do you want to try to hit the Amy Adams target? You can just take one. I can hold the box. Just try to hit that target over there. You want to frisbee it?

It went a little low. Does someone else want to try? Esther, give it a shot. All right, here I go. Now I got glaze on the mic. What? Hit that, Amy Adams. Oh, whoa, whoa. All right.

Why is it I can throw farther than you, Chris? I was going for finesse. You were going for power. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That sign is great, thank you We know what this crowd likes If there's another lull Start throwing some more donuts around

We gotta see who you guys are playing for, starting with Matt. What's that name tag all about? I'm playing for Jason, and he made Jason 20, Jason Takes Orlando. It's the Jason... Oh, I thought the Jason mask, I thought the eyes were cut out,

so you could hold it up to his face. No. Next time, maybe. Maybe. So your name's Jason? I hope so. The guy you got it from? Are you like...

What? What? Oh, there's a four. I just, whatever, man. Jason takes Orlando. Stop yelling at me. I picked your fucking name tag. I did kind of wonder what the comedic value was in part 20.

I mean, there's already been a dozen of them or something, so 20's not that inconceivable. But 420, now come on. Well done. Bravo. Esther, who are you playing for? Well, I walked by, and it was very tempting to pick a lot of signs. Sorry, I can only pick one, but I picked Jen

and she has a name tag like Jem. The 80s superstar. Cartoon character. Yeah, yeah. There's a new Jem movie coming out. Who's playing her? I think

they got Carol Channing. I like in my head is like, who's an old lady people might still know? So that worked out pretty good. All right, so Jen, but it looks like Jem, and that's why you picked it. Yeah, it's a nice... Okay, great.

It's a nice name tag. All right. I'll throw a donut at anybody who disagrees. What do you got, Chris? I got a, it says here, Paul Soldiers. Instead of Small Soldiers, Paul Soldiers. So I'm playing for Mr. Soldiers. It's got a bunch of Cinema Crespo stickers on it. Oh, so he's already a fan of you. Pick me, Cinema Crespo stickers on it, and it says... Oh, so he's already a fan of you.

Pick me, Cinema Crespo. Yeah. I had to jump on it. Is he a friend of yours? Is this collusion? Oh, bullshit. Shenanigans. It says.

No one else did it. Someone yelled deflating. I love how you went from collusion to shenanigans. Is that the wrong order? This is nepotism. I'm just going to say words. Bestiality. Not that word. Necrophilianism.

No matter how it makes him look to the public, he gets to pick whoever he wants to play for. Yeah, it's a bold move, you know. First Amendment, yeah. Sometimes friendship is more important than success. I don't know what I'm saying. All right, we're going to start with a little game that I like to play.

I don't even know what that noise represented. It's just kind of random sounding. We're going to play ABCD's Nuts. We'll start with you, Chris, and then we'll go to Esther and then to Matt.

It's just a spelling game. That's why it's called ABCD's nuts. We're going to spell a word or two. When it's your turn, we'll get to the next letter in the word. You name any movie, any movie ever made

that begins with that letter, you've succeeded. Match the movie that I wrote down ahead of time and you automatically win. Can't think of... Can't think of a movie that begins with that letter and you're out. And that's embarrassing.

This game is written by children. Which is my nickname for myself When I get high and write this down Come on children It's time to write down that ABCD's nuts game Let's do it Alright and we're going to spell, since I think I'm going to go tomorrow,

and the Wizarding World of Harry Potter is too long, we're just going to spell Disney World. Yay, hooray for it. It's right over there. Maybe they can hear us. I don't know about what Disney's going to be like tomorrow, but Harry Potter was nicely, not just Harry Potter, but the whole Universal thing

was nicely pretty empty for a large portion of the day. So I recommend it. I recommend the water park. She wanted to go to a water park. No one sheared. Fuck water. Fuck the element of life.

We prefer going to earth and wind. Parks. All right. The letter is D. Chris, Crespo, name any movie that begins with the letter D. Dawn of the Dead. That's a great one.

A couple movies. The original, the Romero one. A couple with that title. Yeah, I like that one. They're both good. That's pretty good. I A couple movies. The original, the Romero one. A couple with that title. Yeah, I liked that one. They're both good. That was pretty good. I went with Days of Thunder because it was filmed partially in Central Florida.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. You guys will back me up on that. All right, Esther, any movie that begins with the letter I? I. Okay, how the letter I? I. Okay, how about Inner Space?

Yeah. I like that one. That was the one VHS tape we had in our house. That and The Ten Commandments. And Sound of Music. Where are you from? My life sucks.

North Korea. I went with a movie called Instinct because it was filmed partially right here in Orlando. That's right. Anthony Hopkins has been in Orlando, you guys. That's pretty neat. S is your letter, Matt. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

Mark it. Are you sure it's not the Sisterhood of the... No. All right. The audience seems pretty sure. I'm with you. I'm with you. They are just a sisterhood.

They don't... Why do they have... Why do you have to say the? What other four girls are sharing a pair of pants? For my S, I went with, because it was shot in Florida, a little motion picture called Spring Breakers.

Spring Breakers. Yeah. All right, we're back to Chris for N. We need an N word from Chris. Just shout. Whoa, whoa. Shout an N word into your mic. Just shout. Shout an N. First time on the show. Just shout one out.

Shout out an N word. I can't think of an N movie that was shot here, so I'll just go ahead and say No Escape. No Escape. Okay, sure. That's an N. You're still in it. I went with National Treasure, which of course

was probably not filmed here although I think scenes from National Treasure 2 were filmed here in a studio here it's Disney exactly I went with it for that very reason because it's a Disney movie E

E I went with somebody that they saw in the preview video reason because it's a Disney movie. E. E. Okay. I went with somebody that they saw in the preview video when they got here. Pauly Shore. Encino Man. Yeah. You guys aren't coming back to see Pauly Shore? No. No. I like Encino Man

I like that movie I went with Escape from Tomorrow because it was filmed in Disney World oh man why Matt? Yes, man. Oh, okay. It's not that nice.

Calm down. Big Zooey Deschanel fan back there. You know, Jim Carrey, your favorite was in that. Your comedic hero. Yeah. Did you see that one? No, but... You're supposed to say yes, man.

Oh. Did you see that one? No, but... You're supposed to say yes, man. Oh, you went with yes, man. I want to see Jim Carrey as a Joker. What? Yeah, in Batman. He did do that. He was the Riddler already. He doesn't get to be two of them. Why not?

He doesn't get to ruin two of them. Wow. I went with Yellow Submarine for no reason. It's just a good go-to when you need a Y movie. W as in world. Chris?

World comma Wayne's. Wayne's World. Just not shot at Disney World. Wayne's World. Yeah. I went with Wall E. Disney. Disney.

Yeah. You see anywhere this is going? Working on another level. Esther, O. O. I picked... What? What's funny about O?

It's funny because if you just stop, that would be a correct answer. Okay, I'm saving my O for the other O. In case there's another O coming. Spell Disney World. And then rethink your stance. We're in South Florida. I feel like Cuba has eaten South Florida,

so it might be Disney World-O. You never know. You never... Those damn Cubans. You never know. You never know. They're delicious sandwiches. But you know a movie

that begins with O, right? Oktoberfest. I haven't seen it I just saw it while browsing through Netflix it's called Beer Fest someone just got stabbed no he was just reminding us

what letter it was oh but there was that version of Othello with, you know, what's his name in it? Josh Hartman. Lawrence Fishburne. Yeah, and it was just called O.

But I'll have to disqualify you for Oktoberfest. What? I don't know what that is. It's a movie. Call Leonard Maltin. Hey, Leonard. He's not answering. I feel like you didn't use a real phone.

You just said call him. You didn't get into the details of what methodology. O is your letter Matt Ong Bak whoa that's trippy step up your kung fu movies maybe you'd know what it is

oh people want the full title you're a dick hold on hold on. Is there more to it? Is there more to it? Yeah. The American releases.

Full title is Ong Bak in its native country of Thailand. Well, that's what I'm going with, the Thailand one. Boom, suck it! When they released it in America, they gave it a subtitle. It's like the raid. It's like saying the first raid. You can say the raid instead. Yeah. I like this guy. He's being logical.

Yeah, but was it the first raid? Didn't it have a subtitle? Only in America. And what was it? Resurrection or something? Redemption. Extinction. I don't know. Oh, Ombak Thai Warrior.

They didn't need that in Thailand because they knew he was Thai. Yeah, they would have called Thai Warrior in Thailand. Over here they call it Ombak and his adventures on Earth. I mean, I can come up with another O if you don't want to count that one. I'll count it. That's fine. Thanks.

Yeah. I went with out of sight, partially filmed in Florida. Chris R. Ratatouille Disney's Pixar's Ratatouille That's a fun one I went with another Disney motion picture called Remember the Titans

That was going to be my answer for R Damn it Esther Damn you it's her fault It's her fault you didn't get insanely lucky L Liar liar another Jim Carrey fault. Cert fault you didn't get insanely lucky. Liar, liar. Another Jim Carrey. Liar, liar. Another Jim Carrey. That's a fun approach.

I went with Lethal Weapon 3 because the opening scene is the implosion of the old Orlando City Hall. Yay, explosions. Such an area of pride for you. And finally, Chris, D. Donut of the Dead, the remake. I like that.

I like that that worked out that way Nice bookends I went with a movie called D-A-R-Y-L Daryl About a robot boy I think Because of course It was filmed in Orlando And that's ABC These Nuts We didn't really have a clear winner

On that one. It's all good, though. We'll just move on to the next game, and we'll penalize Esther by which order did we go in last time? We were going that way, so we'll go the other way. We'll start with...

We'll start with Chris, then we'll start with Matt, then we'll go to Chris. Just watching Matt's eyes dart around. If his beard could point which way I should go, it would. It totally would. All right, and I'd like to do a round of Last Man Stanton, if that's okay.

Holy shit. People love this game. That gentleman is excited. People are excited to suggest a person that we're going to use. But let me make sure all my guests... Someone said Abe Vigoda. Yeah. I can name one Abe Vigoda movie.

I'm going to explain to my guests how this game works before we get the name from the audience. So settle down. And... Untense up. We're gonna get the name of an actor or an actress. I'm gonna play along, because I think it's fun.

And so I'll go second after Matt. And we gotta take turns naming movies that person's been in if you can't think of one you're out. And it's not the last game of the day, so don't put too much weight on it. It's just more fun

times at the Improv in Orlando. Tip the waitstaff. Oh, there was a young lady that wrote in to me. The guy that wrote in to me just went, damn it. When it's really small, my avatar looks a little girly, but I don't think

I don't think he fell for it. Now, where's Carly June at? Oh, it's you right there in front. And she's right up front, so this is really this is perfect. This is a perfect super fan moment for Carly June who wrote to me not once but at least twice.

Very stalkery, yes. I've called the authorities. But what's the name of an actor or actress that you think we have not played yet but would be fun to do? John C. Reilly. John C. Reilly.

All right. This is going to be short. We can do it. We could name a few. I think if I were putting money on a winner, I think I'd put money on someone right now. I'm googling

to see what he looks like. Whoa, we got a cheater! Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater! Well, at least you get to go forth, so you'll get an idea of what he looks like by the time we get around to go forth, so you'll get an idea of what he looks like by the time we get around to you. Oh, that guy, okay. Oh, you did get a good look at him?

That guy, he looks like he got in a car accident and never fixed his face. That was way worse than my AIDS joke. Way worse. That was a personal attack. Maybe. Maybe. Or maybe

that's just what they picked for his Wikipedia photo. Maybe he was making a face. Stop saying that you just looked him up because that's like cheating. I checked. She didn't cheat. Oh, whoa. I saw your phone.

Somebody is very against cheating over there. She didn't cheat. It's on the level. It's Kim Davis' vacationing in Florida. But she does cheat. The Bible says no cheating. You say no cheating. I say no cheating as well. You're right.

All right. So no cheating. I say no cheating as well. You're right. All right. So stop cheating. And you'll know who he is by the time you hear three other movies that he's been in. Maybe. Because it's your fourth, so maybe you'll figure it out. Matt? Boogie Nights. Yeah, there you go.

Lay on the gates. That's a good one. I might as well go obvious on it and say Magnolia. What's eating Gilbert Grape? I'm going to play against a film critic. So now you get it right, Esther. You've seen... I've seen him

on posters. You know who he is. That movie called Stepbrother. Oh. Whoa. Full title. Full title. What? Full title. Stepbrothers. Yeah.

Thank you, Donut Man. He looks like that sign Thank you Donut Man He looks like that sign Fucking Donut Man He looks like that guy From the giant donut sign That's always nice to hear Your face is the logo You look like a human donut

You're talking about Lord Lad The Simpsons Yeah Lord Lad Sorry He's not a bad He's not bad Looking for a donut The Simpsons? Yeah, Lard Lad. Sorry. He's not bad looking for a donut guy. He's jolly. He's smiling.

All right, so Matt? Gangs of New York. Oh, okay. I will say... Guardians of the Galaxy. What happened? Did he say one? He said a big clue.

I didn't hear it. A big clue. I didn't hear it, but please don't yell out audience. Yeah, guys, come on. Come on, guys. Talladega Nights, the ballad of Ricky Ballard. Oh, wow.

That's a... Colon. Top... Is Will Ferrell here? Will Ferrell! That guy hates Will Ferrell. Fucking angry about Will Ferrell. Wow. Wow.

Okay. You got another one, Esther? I'm going for a wild guess here. Oh, shit. Strap in, everybody. Talladega Nights, the White Night of the... something.

Wow. Wow. What? I don't know. Can you, like, guesstimate to the closest movie? You know when you Google something and it says,

did you mean? Can you turn that into, like, a did you mean? Help me out. Well, he already said Talladega Nights. You're presuming there's a sequel? No. Why not?

There's no sequel. Sorry. Stepbrothers 2. Yeah, full title. Still brothering. The return of the stepbrother. The stepbrother returns with a vengeance. Starring John C. Reilly. Fuck.

You tried. It was a good try. Matt. Are you guys done? No more fucking around. Let's go. Shit. Here we go. You got it. John C. Reilly. The great John C. Reilly. I think I'm out, man.

For reals? People are so disappointed. Are my parents here? What the fuck is happening? Don't worry, we've got a nice participation profi. What? A profi? We've got a nice participation profi.

I'll say, so you're out? Can I make a guess? Okay, sure. Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy? I'm hearing some yes. I don't think so.

Yeah, he is. He's in the fight. Yes. Yes, he has his own news station. Yeah, I'm still in it. Champion, baby. I stabbed the door. He just,

whatever Will Ferrell movie I can think of. Some people are looking it up and saying he's not in it. He's probably in it. He's only in this. Oh. You're out.

Anchorman 2. Shit. No, I'm not going to do that. It's okay. Is he in the other guys? What? Stop that. Whoa, it's not even your turn.

You're out. You're out. You're out for now. All right. All right. So it's still down to me and Chris. So don't yell anything out yet, you guys. I'm going to go with Chicago.

What else you got, Chris? Hard Eight. Yes, of course. Hard fucking Eight. That's right. Fuck yeah. I campaigned on his behalf for an Academy Award nomination

for this film. It's a little ditty that I enjoy called Cedar Rapids. I like that movie. I'm running out though. This is tough. I know he's been... Oh, I just thought of one.

Damn it. That's very unnerving when you do that. I'm trying to think of Will Ferrell comedy. Was he in The Other Guys? The Other Guys. No. I don't think he showed up in that. One that just popped into my head was Never Been Kissed.

Yeah, yeah. All right, but Chris is our winner of that game good job and which ones Wreck-It Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. Voices. Tim and Eric. Tim and Eric. Billion dollar movie. Cyrus. Cyrus. Cyrus. Days of Thunder.

He was in Days of Thunder? The aforementioned Days of Thunder? I forgot about that. Yeah. Oh, Wreck-It Ralph. God damn. It mostly sounds like a lot of wild screaming, guys. It sounds like a riot from far away.

What's the name of the Tim and Eric movie? Was he in that? Billion dollar movie. Thelma and Louise, really? Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. That was the one that broke everyone's heart. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. Can't believe it.

Let's throw some donuts at some people. Yeah, if you don't mind. Hold that target back up. You know what time it is. Look at that one. That one's... Oh, I want to hit the cans. The guy who has... He hates cans. Can I hit the cans with a donut?

Oh, Amy Adams. Before I throw mine, I'm going to... I think they hit someone in the face. I'm sorry I hit someone. I hit someone in the face I'm sorry I hit someone in the face for sure That sounded like Donut hitting face We should have people sign releases

when they come in here This is a This is a tribute to Ariana Grande I'm gonna lick my donut before I throw mine Oh yeah Alright

She bit it She bit it? That's gonna be up there forever It didn't come down. That's what Ariana Grande did. She licked a donut, threw it into the lighting fixture. New policy. No more donuts.

Oh, that's going to eventually catch fire and really stink up the place. Burnt donut. Keep an eye on it. We'll be fine. Okay, you can put the Amy Adams Target down. That's enough of that. Yeah, right? Craziness with the donuts.

I don't know how... I don't want to take responsibility for that. For that becoming a thing. Saturday night in Boston, we're in this huge theater, the Wilbur Theater, that has a couple different balconies. And you know they're going to bring donuts.

And it's going to get crazy. I'm bringing my donut slingshot. What now? The whole deal. Somebody gave me a donut slingshot. Bring the donut guy. A mini donut slingshot. He's Bring the donut guy A mini donut slingshot He's not the donut guy

Leave him alone I'm just high He's the donut guy to me And there's donuts on stage It makes sense Did you see the The beautiful Douglas movies cookies

That somebody made There's so many Yeah I gotta get Like some more Is her name beautiful Douglas Movies cookies that somebody made. There's so many. I got your logo on them. Yeah, I gotta get like some more. Is her name on there or something? Terry! Okay, Terry. Jesus, sounds like you lost a dog.

Laurel! Laurel! Laurel! Oh, poor Terry. I hope she comes back. The sign you put up is a really good likeness of her. I think you got a good chance. Yeah, nothing like lost dog humor. Who doesn't have a hilarious lost dog story?

So let's move on To something some people hate even more Let's play Reverse Malton You guys know regular Leonard Maltin, but this is a new twist on that called reverse Maltin. And we're going to try it this way. We're going to play three rounds. First person to two points wins, so we might play four rounds. I got this. I got this.

I got this. Who won that last game? Did somebody win? Chris. Oh yeah, Chris won. Alright, so Chris will go first. And then we'll... Very good honesty panel. Like all these people sitting here wouldn't call him on it.

If he tried to do otherwise. I'll say three movies of Chris. He'll pick the one that he thinks he knows the most names of actors and actresses from the cast of that film. Then I'll tell all of you guys how many people are in that movie. And then

starting with Chris, just like we just did with Last Man Stanton, you have to take turns naming other people in the movie that are listed by Leonard. And if you miss, you're out. And the last person standing with each title gets a point and will play best two out of three points.

Hope that made sense. Gotcha. Here we go. We're starting with Chris and going to Matt Change the order up again You get to pick between Which one of these do you think you know the most

Actors from? Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore Or the Legend of Bagger Vance Arguably the three funniest golf movies Let's go Happy Gilmore Good old Haps Gilmore From 1996 And Leonard lists

11 names from the cast of Happy Gilmore. So we'll start off with Chris and just see which ones you can name. Just give us one, any one. Adam Sandler. Pretty clever.

Pretty clever way to begin. Just get it off the table. Yeah, just get that one out of there because then we go to Matt. Just get it off the table. Yeah, just get that one out of there. Because then we go to Matt. She's right. We don't go to me yet. This isn't a pub quiz. We go to me?

I thought we were moving the order around again. Carl Weathers. Okay. Yeah, right? I'm not going to say whether you're right or wrong. Keep it suspenseful Esther Robert Smigel

okay I'm gonna say if you're right or wrong because I'm sorry that's wrong what good guess though I'm sincere he's been in some movies with him. All right. Back to Chris.

Ben Stiller? People are confirming that he is indeed in the movie, but he's not one of the 11 listed. Oh! So, Matt, you won that round. Yay! How is he not listed? He was going to be who I said.

It's crazy, right? Is Bob Barker on there? What we really all want to know. Bob Barker's definitely in there. Julie Bowen from Modern Family. Christopher McDonald from the aforementioned Thelma and Louise. Alan Covert,

Adam's buddy that's in all of his movies. Is Richard Klein in there? No, but Richard Keel, who played Jaws in the James Bond films, he got listed. That's what I meant. He got listed with Ben Sleuth. That's what you meant. Kevin Nealon. Yes. Yeah.

And the director, Dennis Dugan. Wow. Will Sassa was in it, too. Oh, fuck. All those Yes. Yeah. And the director, Dennis Dugan. Wow. Will Sassa was in it, too. Oh, fuck. Dennis Dugan. All those people. Yeah. Good job.

Matt's on the board with one point, everybody. Still trying to figure out the best way to play that game, but I think that way is pretty fun. I enjoyed that. Let's fun. I enjoyed that. Let's do another round of it. This time we'll let... Oh, we won't let. The person who won the round gets to go first.

That's how it works, but then we switch the order around. So Matt, we'll go Matt, then Esther. And Matt gets to pick between three films. And which one of these would you like to do? Would you like Pretty Woman, Nodding Hill, or Erin Brockovich? Nodding Hill! I don't want any of them. Which one do you want to curl up with tonight?

A nice beard. I guess I'll go Pretty Woman. Pretty Woman. Everybody knows that there were people in Pretty Woman. Leonard lists, or he, the year is 1990. I guess we all knew that, too. But he lists six, seven, eight, nine, ten names. Ten names.

How many? You don't have to say how many. You just have to start naming them. Do I start? Yeah, and then we go to Esther. Julia Roberts. Yeah, you snake in the grass. Who else besides Julia Roberts was in Pretty Woman, Esther?

Jason Alexander. Good pull, good pull. Jerry, your girlfriend's a whore! And she doesn't take Travelers checks Who else is in that Chris? Richard Gere Interesting Interesting

Matt I've never seen any of those movies Interesting. Matt? I've never seen any of those movies. I assume she had some type of whore friend. She was a whore. Who was... Kim Cattrall, I'm just guessing. I've never seen... She was big in the 90s.

What? She was in Big and 90s. Why? She was in Big and Big Trouble in Little China. She was in a lot of big movies. Started with Big. Alright, you're out. Alright. Esther? Can I get a landline

from the audience? You know that cute girl? Look him up on Wikipedia. You know that cute girl who's in Just Shoot Me? She played her friend. Allison what? He didn't say the right name anyway. She was great in it. What?

What was her name? You can't do it that way. You can't turn to the audience and ask for help. Why not? They're here. They brought us donuts. Might as well put them to work. And we brought them a present.

A bunch of slackers just sitting there watching. Having their drinks. Let's just do this in the green room. But that's your guest? Is that lady that was on that other thing? Allison Zorun. No, yeah, that's no good. You're out.

Can you come up? You got another one, Chris? Was Roy Orbison in it? The cameo? He should have gotten a cameo. Singing the song in the background, right? Yeah.

Pretty woman. Yeah, he sang the song, but... During the end credits, he pops up on Julia Roberts. No, he doesn't pop up. He bought 10 houses with it. Damn it, Leonard.

Yeah, but that means Chris is on the board. He's got a point, right? Because I was the last one to get one, right? Oh, man. Right, weren't you? If you said Richard Gere, I would have been so fucked, too. Yeah, but you were on the right track, Esther.

You weren't wrong. Laura San Giacomo. That's what I said. So many words, yes. And you know, it was directed by Gary Marshall, so you got it. Hector Elizondo's always in the mix. Who wrote On the Way to the Funny. What's that?

Gary Marshall wrote this book, On the Way to the Funny. Yeah? Yeah. Is it a good book? He talked about making Pretty Woman. Doug loves books. Doug loves books about movies. Yeah, and then a bunch of other, the great comedian Larry Miller was in it. He's the guy in the

dress shop. But anyway, we've got two people with points on the board. Esther's the only one that needs to get in the game. That's going to come right back at her. Come on, Esther! Yeah! Esther the molester. I've never had a

more divided feeling about the audience. Like, some people really want you to win, Esther. And some people very much do not want you to win. Yeah, yeah. It's interesting. You have instant super fans. I have a polarizing effect.

I love it. All right, so we're going to start with Chris, and then it's coming to you, Esther. Chris gets to pick between... Which one of these do you think you know more actors from? Kill Bill Vol. 2, Inglourious Bastards, or Django Unchained?

Oh, ooh! Shit got Fourth of July up in this bitch! Let's go with Inglourious Bastards. Alright. Alright. Let's go with Inglourious Bastards.

Alright. And 2009 is the year and Leonard lists 13 13 names from the cast.

And I'll just give a hint for everybody just throw it out right away. Bob Barker is not one of them. Or Ben Stiller. Okay, here we go. Brad Pitt. Alright, he's opening with Brad Pitt. Star of Inglorious Bastards.

Oh, God. What do you got, Esther? Um, Uma Thurman. Nailed it. Correct. Matt? Yes. She played Adolf. Adolf.

She played Adolf. Christoph Waltz. Give her bonus points for pronunciation. Christoph Waltz? Was in that motion picture? Alright, back to you, Chris. Diane Kruger. Oh, nice.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, thank you. Esther. Wait, she's still in? Yeah, she is. Fuck, I don't want to be in. Oh, you don't have another one? That first guess was so great,

I thought you'd... I thought you'd guess your way to the top. Just think, you know, Tarantino movies. It's always a good chance. John Travolta. Correct, that's correct. Shut up. That's correct.

Matt? Michael Fassbender. Chris? Eli Roth? Yes. The Bear Jew. Then we go to Esther. Wild guess here.

Philip Roth. Wait. The writer? Wasn't he in something? Tim Roth. Let me double check. No, I'm sorry. Schindler's List. Philip Roth isn't in it.

He was in something. All right. So now you're out. Oh, it wasn't a big part. Mike Myers. Yeah. I'm hoping he's listed. He is listed.

Yes. BJ Novak. Yeah. that's right his name is BJ easy life easy oh man this has been

pretty exciting let me give a quick recap can I name the director? I don't know if you can but it wouldn't help you here so for Brad Pitt Can I name the director? I don't know if you can, but it wouldn't help you here. So Forgot Brad Pitt, Christoph Vogts,

Eli Roth, Michael Fassbender, Diane Kruger, BJ Novak, Mike Myers. Who else? Seth Myers? Was he one of the Jews? Wait, that... Seth Meyers? Was he one of the Jews? Wait, that sounded bad.

That sounded way worse than I wanted it to sound like. Wait. Wait. Come on, wait, you guys, wait. He's going to make it not sound bad. Was he one of those pleasant Jewish people? He meant one of them Jews. Did you really think there was a chance he was in it? Yes. Okay.

It really was an interesting production. He tried to get everyone named Myers in show business to come by and play cameos, dramatic roles. But no, sorry, no Seth Meyers. That means that Chris lasted the longest and also got another point, so that's two points. Chris is our winner for the night.

What was the blonde's name? Sam Levine! The woman, not the man, you freaks. Same difference! Sam Levine. Everybody's yelling, I'm holding it right in my hand. The good guy, the good chick who got shot in the leg. Melanie Laurent.

No, no, the American. The American woman who got shot. Diane Kr. Melanie Laurent. Laurent. No, no. The American. The American woman who got... Diane Kruger. Oh, was it? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one who got choked out by Christoph Waltz. And Daniel Bruhl was in there.

And Till Schweiger. And... Samuel Jackson listed. Julie Dreyfuss. Julie Dreyfuss. Really? Who's that? And Rod Taylor.

Yeah. Oh, Rod. Oh, Rod. Spare the rod and spoil no one. All right. Well, that was great. You guys want to do one more just for fun? Sure.

We'll just do it just for fun, then. And we'll let you pick first, Esther. Ready? Thanks. I feel like this is a pity pick. Go. That was pretty condescending. I mean, you have to pick first, Esther.

I'm forcing you to. From these three films. Sleepless in Seattle, Say Anything, or Singles. Ooh. Can I roll the dice again? Three films that take place in Seattle.

Or. Or. Ooh. So yeah, so Citizen Dick is the name of the band in the movie Singles. Interesting thing to yell out. Citizen Dick. Which, uh... Citizen Dick. Which pick a movie that

any of the movies that we've played in the game at all tonight, not the ones we've played already, but the ones we haven't picked. Was there another one earlier that you wished we'd pick? Something with Jim Carrey. Was there any with Jim Carrey in it? I don't think so. Kill Bill!

I didn't say any. Is there any with Jim Carrey in it? I don't think so I didn't say any Is there any movie With Jim Carrey in it That we've played so far tonight Yeah there was something earlier Was there something earlier like Notting Hill or Stop suggesting things Don't make fun of my gift bag

Caddyshack Alright Caddyshack Roddinghill or... Stop suggesting things. Don't make fun of my gift bag. Caddyshack? All right, Caddyshack. All right. This will be fun. All right. All right. We'll go to Matt second.

So, Esther? I play this comedy club in New York City. Rodney Dangerfield. There you go. Rodney Dangerfield. Nice. Who I really, every time I see Trump, I think that it's just that character from Caddyshack is running

for president. Because in the movie, he's rich. He's always like, everyone shouldn't be so politically correct. He's always saying really horrible things. It really matches up. As soon as Trump shows up at an event, they play,

Anyway you want it, I'm going to be like, he just stole his whole thing from Caddyshack. If his running mate is a fucking gopher, you guys, we're going to know what's up. Okay, Matt. Chevy Chase. Of course.

Chris. Bill Murray. Back Chase. Of course. Chris. Bill Murray. Back to you, Esther. Fuck. If you brought a name tag with somebody who's in the movie, please hold it up. Oh, that would help you if that would happen to be true. Quit trying to figure out ways to cheat.

It's tough to come up with another name out of this bunch. I guess I'll just have to guess. Norm MacDonald? Norm MacDonald? Why are you yelling out names? Who's next? Yeah.

No. Is Kevin Bacon in it? No. I'm hanging the foot loose again. I was going to say Ted Knight, but then that dude yelled and took my answer. I know. He's no fun.

After Ted Knight, there's that girl with the bad Irish accent and the dude. Oh, Brian Doyle Murray. Yes! Just had to go through it. Sweet. Yeah, yeah.

Cindy Morgan was the hot blonde chick. Lacey Underalls. And Scott Columby was the kid in the red shirt that looked like Chachi. The tough guy. Tough guy. Tough Chachi guy. Michael O'Keefe was

Noonan. And... Be the ball. Oh, boy, was Chevy Chase funny in that? What happened Alright so Let's go through and

Pass me your name tags for the The shitheads For the end here And what do you got to plug Matt Fernandez everybody What do you got to plug dude Let's hear it for him Fernandez everybody.

What do you got to plug dude? Let's hear it for him. I wrote them down because I knew I'd forget. Saturday September 19th I'll be at the Laughing Derby in Louisville doing three shows. September 24th through the 27th I'll be at Sidesplitters in Tampa

with April Macy. October 3rd I'm doing the side stage on the Oddball Comedy Festival in Tampa. You can see all my dates at mattfernandezworld.com. And you can follow me at Fat Fernandez. On Twitter. Not like in life.

Side stage at Oddball's, he just finds a box and stands on it. Yeah, it's just me. Just finds a garbage container or something. And Chris Crespo, what do you got? Obviously your podcast. Cinema Crespo Adiso.

Please check it out. You can check it out at chriscrespo.com, iTunes, Stitcher. Follow me on Twitter at IamChrisCrespo. And can everyone do me a favor? Please help save my friend's life and go to kidneyforkevin.com. Whoa, really? KidneyForKevin.com KidneyForKevin.com

Just check it out. Read the story. If you can even donate a dollar, that would be amazing. Yeah, go there first before you go to DraftKings.com. Spend those dollars wisely. There's no rush. DraftKings isn't going anywhere, but they do have two million dollars for someone to win.

They got Ed Norton doing their voiceover in their commercials, man. They're fine. Oh, that's who's doing that? Yeah. Don't talk so fast. But good job, man. Thanks for being here.

Where's the person you were playing for? Paul. Where you at, Paul? Paul's over there somewhere. You got to come start getting this stuff. All of this is yours. Wait, what about my plugs? I'm going to do it.

What are you, crazy? Good luck following the kid who needs a kidney. I decided to get the prizes. Make sure they get given out That big bag you brought, Esther Everything fit in there, great job Nice job Congratulations, what was his name again?

Paul Paul Soldiers Did you give him his name tag back? Oh, no, does he want his name tag back? Do you want it back? Paul Soldiers, everybody. One more time for Paul Soldiers. Esther Kuh, what do you got coming up?

How do they know to make their name tag so big? I would bring a small one. Well, now you know. There's an Asian joke in there somewhere, but I'm going to step right over it. I'm going to ignore it because it's low hanging fruit and I'm not that guy be that guy

yeah there totally is an Asian joke in there Asians always go for those kinds of jokes I was literally asking but I'm being Miami September 12th I'm performing

at a hair salon in Wynwood it's called Junior and Hedder a hair salon in Wynwood. It's called Junior and Header. September 17th, I'm at Joker's Wild in New Haven, Connecticut. On September 19th, I'm at University of Massachusetts

Amherst. Really? You give out college dates? Like, what do you want? Just people listening to this just crash that college? Yeah. Go check you out.

Be the creepy adult. And then you can find my podcast Coup and the Gang. Coup and the Gang. Brand new podcast. On iTunes. Check it out.

I'm going to be on it soon, I think. I'm doing two shows in Tampa on October 29th and 31st. 31st, of course, being Halloween.

So we're going to do a Doug Lo Douglas Movies at 420 on Halloween in Tampa. So come on out to that, you guys, if you can. Orlando, what a great crowd. Am I right? So good, man. One more time for

Matt Fernandez, Esther Koo, and Chris Crespo. Now, I don't know who this second one is, but I think it's going to be someone that's going to rile everybody up, so I'm going to say it second and hope that that is the successful formula. As always, no FX is a successful formula. As always, no FX is a shithead.

I mean, I know they're a band. Didn't know they were a shithead till now. Now it's fact. Do you recognize that name? This might just be a personal grudge. I bet that's fact. And do you recognize that name? This might just be a personal grudge. I bet that's it.

Where is Jason? Where are you at? Yeah. Is this a personal thing? Yeah, he's not here tonight. He's not even here tonight. All right. I thought it might be like a local politician

and everyone would go, boom! And I'd be like, yay! Like a Rick Scott guy? Yeah. Yeah. All right. I know how to fix this. I know how to fix this. Greg Scraper and Rick Scott are a shithead.

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