Doug Loves Movies - Frank Castillo, Jade Catta-Preta and Bri Pruett guest

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see because Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves loves movies and we've got more champs than you can shake a champ stick at plus plus one of my favorites uh it's frank castillo jade catapretta and brie pruitt hello hello let's meet them individually and as i like to do alphabetically, starting with our champ from the most recent episode, just from a few days ago, Frank Castillo is here. How's it going, Frank? Great. I'm excited. I feel like I was accidentally the champ. Well, you know, I try to devise games where everybody has a chance, no matter how deep their film knowledge goes. But you, you know, I think you hold your own well in these situations.

Yeah. Who do you have in the big game today? Ah, man, I want to say the Rams just because L.A. No, no. I mean, do you think Jade will win? Hey, who are you calling a Ram? I'm more of a 69er. It's so funny. I panicked so hard and I was just like, well, I was just listening to the radio. Who's playing today.

Yeah, no, I love that. You were really jumped right right in to answer because you're not a big NFL guy. No. No. So it's funny that you even just attempted to play along. Also joining us, another dangling champ. It's our good friend, Jade Catapretta. Hello, Jade. Hey.

How you guys doing? How you doing? I haven't even smoked weed today, so I'm all right. Yeah, I know. 2 p.m. Maybe during the first commercial break, you can run and have a poke. I might. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know if it's in performance enhancer or not. I got nervous. Honestly, the last game, I felt so good to win. Now I might have gotten two in my head about it. Oh, maybe. I don't know we'll see we will see i hope you do selena movies because or i mean jlo movies okay i can tell you right now you're gonna be out of luck there so i can't say anything more about what's gonna happen today

out of fairness my aunt was actually the lady that shot Selena. You're kidding me. The actress or the real woman? No, no. I'm just fucking around. Oh, I was like, because I hated the actress for years. I thought you were going to say she was a cinematographer of the motion picture Selena. So she shot Selena. She shot it. Yeah.

I'm also here today, a champion in our hearts. It's Brie Pruitt. Hello, Brie. Hey, what's up, Doug? That's the nicest way anyone's ever called me a loser. But I feel lean and mean. I feel I feel strong today. Today's my day. You're not a loser. You've done well on the show. Yeah, I've done OK. Yeah, I've done OK. Yeah. We just have this thing where the winner gets to come back the next week. And Jade, of course, is a busy person.

And Frank has nothing better to do. So that's why we have Jade arriving, you know, eventually to try to defend her title. And Frank could remain an ongoing champion, or you could take over Bree. Wow. Jeopardy rules. Yeah. It's a big commitment. Just like Jeopardy rules it's a big commitment just like Jeopardy

you can't walk away yeah as I as I remembered as I was eating sushi for lunch with my wife oh yeah I gotta be a champion today okay so

are you ready Brie to take on these monsters of trivia? I'm trying. I'm going to try to hold my own. I have been training. Oh, yeah? You've been watching some movies? Watching some movies and playing Wordle. Try to get my mind right.

Like a finely tuned piano. Did you do today's Wordle yet? i gotta get on that i gotta get on that it's a tricky one today what what is yeah i'm starting to learn the tricks of it and uh this one this one got me because there's letter combinations that you know if you just kind of know them and keep them in mind like it really helps wait tell frank what it is it's you know it's so stupid it starts with a five letter like there's five spaces for a five letter word so you just guess any five letter word to start then it tells you which letters you got absolutely correct in the right space and which letters are correct but in in the wrong spot. Oh God, this sounds like it's going to fucking encompass my life.

I know. It takes, you know, I generally spend like two or three minutes, maybe, you know, five or six on a tougher one a day playing it. And it's, you know, I feel like I'm good at it, but not great at it. One of the keys is to start with a word that has a lot of vowels in it because you you want to know which vowels you're dealing with right away because in five letter words once you know what the vowels are uh that's super helpful because then you can just mentally plug in the consonants until you hit the right ones uh but anyway um it's stupid it's stupid i

don't post when i do well on it. Like these people where they put the post up where it doesn't show the guesses or the final word. It just shows how you did. And people just are constantly posting that. I don't understand the point of that, really. But it did draw my attention to Wordle to begin with that other people were posting. So I guess I should be glad that I found it because I do enjoy it it's like when people post on Venmo like all right cool yeah you owed Frank for ice cream that's great yeah yeah it's fucking weird whenever I send my parents money for bills

I just say very publicly I'm just like boom this is how I do it gas money gas money. Gas money. Thanks, Mom and Dad. I'm paying Hulu bills. Speaking of paying bills, before we play games, we have to do a commercial. But before that, we have to do a new staple on the program. It's called Recommendation Nation. I would like each one of you

to recommend one motion picture. It's not an easy question for a lot of people because there's so many to choose from. But if you could just recommend one. Frank, would you recommend a couple of days ago? It was the prequel to Kingdom on Netflix. It was called Kingdom of the North. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. prequel to kingdom on netflix it was called right kingdom i think it was like rishi of the north yeah yeah yeah so uh frank really came in hot the other day with a movie i'd never heard of yeah i'm really into south korean uh shit on netflix i like that too i like that too

i like weird stuff so what's your uh what's your rec today frank my rec today um so you know keeping in in in line with uh you know frank's overseas pics um there's this new movie that just came out um it was oh god i can't remember it's basically it's zombies at like a at a what looks like a japanese school oh that's okay yeah that's a tv series it's a show That's a show. It's a show? Oh, okay. Yeah, it's called One of Us is Dead or something like that. One of Us is Dead.

Yeah. I've been looking forward to watching it. I haven't watched that one. But the most recent thing I saw was a Mel Gibson movie called... Oh, my God. Yeah. Jesus Christ? No, it was...

Oh, God. It was... Passion of the Jesus Christ? Passion of the Jesus Christ. Force of Nature? It's a bad movie. But I'm in this weird kick where I like watching actors that I know were good in other things and they're not good movies. And it's called Force of Nature. Yeah, it's it's pretty.

It's got Emile Hirsch. It's Mel Gibson. Who else is in it? Oh, the Detective LaGuardia from Dexter. Oh, cool. Wait, no. Is that the lady? Who's the Mexican guy? That's

I forget his real name in real life. I can't think of his name. He plays the bad guy and I actually like him. It's just fun to see him play a bad guy. Okay. Alright. Forces of Nature or just Force of Nature?

I think it's Force of Nature. There's also a Ben Affleck, Sandra Bullock movie called Forces of Nature, I think. Okay, Jade, what do you got for us? Alright, guys. I stumbled upon this little indie called The Overnight and it's by the

deplace brothers we watched it a couple nights ago i have not laughed out loud at a movie in so long it was and also jason schwartz shows his dick in it and i'm not sure if it's his real dick but it's like this huge long do you think it's his real dick brie it's a faker it's a faker they did press you know when the movie came out with a big fake dick okay because there's a faker. They did press, you know, when the movie came out with a big fake dick. OK, because there's a tiny dick in it, too. That's obviously fake. But like the big one, I was like, that could be a real dick. Now that you mention it. Yeah. The tiny one was definitely fake. But the real one now, now you're now you're making me realize that the talk was all about how fake the tiny one was.

Yeah. So maybe the big one. But regardless it's jason schwartz man yeah it's it's basically about these two couples that have like this crazy night together and it is just so it's like the fucking duplass brothers i hate them because they're so good i just want to work with them and it's everybody we know in these movies and you know and i'm like what tiny dick do i have to suck to be in one of these movies? But yeah, it's really, it's really good. It's just like a feel good, funny, weird, LA centric movie. I feel that, Jade, because it's like, you know, why spend so much money to use a fake small penis when they could have just hired me?

Exactly. You know, I could have the higher good old ballpark frank cocktail wiener frank castillo tiny pickle wickle frankie uh okay so the overnight i i remember that movie you know jason schwartz would really i mean they both adam scott as well they both uh very committed to a crazy uh a crazy plot and uh and movie uh brie pruitt what do you got oh man i've seen some interesting ones lately i cannot remember it's just like a mush in my brain you guys get that like i don't know i'm just like a pile of look who you're talking to it's me Frank and TV series all a bunch of stoners one I don't you guys seen the last duel did you guys like that

do you like this movie I've been meaning to see it I like driver you know it's these it's Matt and Ben trying to do a like very sharp political feminist take. And they're boys. They are.

There's I think Ridley Scott directed it. Yeah. And so but they're also sort of like self-aware that like men can't really take. So it's kind of like a hat on a hat. But I liked it. And they're trying. And we it's kind of like a hat on a hat. But I liked it and they're trying and we appreciate that kind of thing in 2022. It's like it's like a sort of a dark Ted Lasso in the 14th century France, I guess. Wait, is there funny moments in this? No, I don't.

I guess it's not that there are white men trying to be nice. The second to last duel is hilarious. The last duel is deadly serious. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. The penultimate duel. The second to last duel. To me, it just looks and feels like it's kind of

like Game of Thrones sans dragons. Yeah. You know, like it's about kind of the one-upmanship and the gamery in amongst royalty or whatever. It's like two dudes from Boston take on Game of Thrones. Yeah.

Yeah. We're gonna fight here for the crown. How do you like them apples? Yeah. And Adam Driver being very Adam Driver, you know, like,

I bet he was method, like, extremely annoying about it or something because he's, yeah, it's Game of Thrones, Adam Driver.

Yeah. And what's her name? Comer is the lady in it. Yeah. She's always really good. Yeah, she was great. All right. There you go. Those are the movies that I recommended

this episode. And if any of you may take the effort to check them out, please reach out on the Doug Loves Movies Twitter feed where they will all be proudly displayed.

Thank you to my guests. The games will begin after this. We're back and it's time for our first game. It's called E.T.

Ernolds. in this game this is a game where the answer to each question is either et the extraterrestrial eternals the uh mcu film of last year or both. I'll give you a little fun fact. A little thing about it could be one of these movies or both of these movies. And Frank gets to go first. Then Jade, then Brie. So if Frank misses it, then Jade has it narrowed

down to two picks. And if she misses, then brie will get the gimme point because there'll only be one option left yes all right here we go frank et eternals or both uh the dialogue uh has there's some dialogue that references Peter Pan. Does that happen in E.T., Eternals, or both? I want to say just Eternals. That's what you want to say, but what are you truly going to say? Eternals.

Give me a specific answer. You're going Eternals? Yeah. As dialogue references Peter Pan? Incorrect. Yes, I knew it. E. Pan. Incorrect. Yes, I knew it. E.T. for me. Hang on a second.

Oh, I'm excited. Slow down. I should smoke. Okay. So your options, the two options that remain since Frank said Eternals are E.T. or both. And you'd like to go E.T.? I want to say, well, because I don't know why he thought it was in Eternals, which makes me kind of sneaky to want to say both. But I feel like I remember a reference line in E.T.

I mean, I saw it in Spanish. It was like, E.T. Telefónica Casa. But I want to say E.T. Oh, God damn it. I'm so dumb. Did you see Eternals? I haven't. Jade?

I didn't. No. All right. Your answer is locked in. It's E.T. Congratulations. Oh, I got it? You threw it.

Oh, damn it. All you have to say is that one magic word. Doug, I would like to say both. That's correct. You did it. We're idiots. We're idiots. The realization of Jade when she was like,

oh, I got it wrong because she heard the music. Yeah. You were congratulating breathe what a son of a bitch the emotional roller coaster it's a mind mess um i'm smoking i'm too sober for this i have yet to see eternals myself but uh but in uhT., it's a bedtime story. Mom is reading to Gertie, little Drew Barrymore. And apparently there's dialogue in Eternals where Kingo, the Kumail Nanjiani character, and someone else are discussing the works of Peter Pan author J.M. Barrie. So anyway, that was a weird coincidence i thought that that happened in both those movies because i i picked these movies before you know looking into what they had that was similar or dissimilar just because i love the name of the game et earnals all right i love that do you

guys remember when camille was just like a dorky comic? He's back there already. I bet. Oh, he's fit. Yeah. No, I know he's fit, but I'm just,

he's not going to keep the, uh, the same workout and stuff. He's going to go back to just being, uh, healthy looking, I think. And,

you know, cause also how many roles are there for a comedian? Who's that, you know, that beefy i mean he's gonna start making them dog you can be the next expendables but it's so funny how his personality isn't beefy so it's a you know i think it works probably in eternals but then you know how how long can that go on for right right like oh that librarian is really fit yeah i mean you

know he's not playing weightlifters. Okay, so Brie is on the board at one point. That brings us back to Frank again. The same thing could happen again. Frank could miss and then Jade and then Brie walks away with the whole thing. But we'll see. Frank?

Yes? The Eternals, E.T. or both has a character in it named jack oh god oh both frank is going quick both with jack incorrect that sound is so the happiest loser all right jade uh what are you gonna do with this it's uh it's not what frank said i'm gonna go et again you're going et again he said both and i haven't seen the eternals i want to say there's a jack and et but i can't remember i didn't speak english then right so i mean jack just doesn't sound like a name that

would be in a superhero movie but who knows i don't fucking know you know right i'm gonna go with et again all right jade's.T. and this is pretty interesting. No! Bree wins the game without having to lift a finger. Jack's the main character. It's Kumail's character too. No.

But there is a guy named Jack in Eternals and unless one of the agents that is not named by name in E.T. is named Jack, there are no Jacks in E.T. I like how Bree is going to win by just showing up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a great way to win. Because we're just so dumb. Well, you know what she wins, though? She gets to go first in the next game. That really matters because it's the deciding game of the day and we'll play that right after these words we'll be right back we are back and we are flying through the show today uh it's been just going very quickly and especially that last game with the the quick two-point win from Bre Pruitt

just sitting in the stands watching the action. I'll tell you what, if you had added one more option, Doug, I would have lost that game. You might have, yeah. You might have been in trouble if there were four choices. Yeah, if it was ET, Eternals, both or neither,

your girl would have been, you know, negative two. Oh, yeah. Neither's hard. That's a fun idea where it comes back to the first person gets another shot, gets that gimme point. If all three minutes. Yeah, that's pretty funny. I like that. I'm going to maybe try that next time for choices, question mark. All right.

But now we're going to move on to another game that probably also needs some fixing or does it because i love it it's time to play filmily feud it's like family feud but with films i asked questions i asked polls on twitter i talked to 100 people or more in each case and then wrote down the percentages of their answers i will read a question to brie she gets to go first uh and i will then say the four options i gave Twitter people to answer between and you'll guess which one you think got the highest percentage and so on. Each

person will each guess a separate name. You'll each get a chance to go first because there's three rounds in this game and we'll add up the percentages at the end and declare a winner. Any questions? What'd you say?

No, I'm just kidding. The game is called Filmalyzation. And Bree's going to go first, then Frank, then Jade. But like I said, you'll each get to go first once. Bree, are you ready? Yes, sir. There's no reason to be so formal. You could just call me Sir Doug.

Yes, Mr. Sir Doug Benson. Yeah. Here's the question I posted on Twitter. Celebrity Uber. Who do you want to be your driver and the four options i gave were vin diesel jason statham argyle the limo driver from die hard or the ghost of Burt Reynolds. These are hard. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's really tough to figure out what the snarky response is. Cause you know, people aren't necessarily going to click on their truest answer, but you just never know where these things are going to go, what people are going to respond to and by how much Brie of those four, which one would you reckon would be get the top percentage of votes well you know immediately i know what i pick you know and is your twitter audience like me or are you are you 82 percent male frank are you okay man i'm so fucking high yeah he didn't even he forgot he was doing this show today yeah brie we can't let him win

82 percent male on my upper lip um i would say that I, and then like, you know, driving, you know, there's heist, heist people are great at, great at driving your Stathams. I mean, these four gentlemen have proven that they can pretend to be great at driving. Right. How good are they? Yeah. All right. Well, I'm yeah all right well i'm i think it's i think it's not i think they're gonna they're all gonna go with a funny answer i think that i would want

to be regaled with you know smoky and the bandit stuff so i said list of bursch reynolds okay i you know i think of those that might be my choice but then again, it might be interesting to develop a relationship with a living person or a fictional character Frank? I'm going to have to say Burt Reynolds too Well, this isn't like

that other game that we played with you the other time Oh, oh You have to pick a different answer Oh, god damn it. What were the other two choices? You can't share on this one. Wait, that sucks though because then I get the third choice for no reason. Well, there's a reason, Jade. You did not do well in the first game.

But neither did Frank. And you're going to get to go first in the third round of this game. Everybody gets to go first once. I see. Yeah, Bree just gets to go first once. I see. Yeah. Bree just gets to do it first. Yes. Just a little bit. Alright, Frank. The choices are

Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, or Argyle from Die Hard. That's how I wrote it on the poll. Argyle from Die Hard. I didn't say the guy who plays Argyle in Die Hard. I gonna say statham you're going statham interesting okay jade so i know it's not doesn't feel fair but you have two choices life isn't fair yeah you have two choices left and either one of them could be the number one answer just because the

people got to pick first doesn't mean they're right true so who do you like better vin diesel or argyle from die hard look i don't know who this argyle guy is people might think that's like random you never saw die hard a long time ago okay so remember how when when bruce willis first gets to narcatoni plaza he's driven there in a limo and he tells the guy the kid driving the limo argyle he says hey could you just hang out for a second i don't know how long i'm gonna be at this stupid party and he goes inside then of course all this craziness ensues and argyle misses out on it because he's partying in his limo waiting waiting for him to come back and uh i'm probably making

him sound like a bad driver but that's not what I'm trying to do here. I'm just trying to explain that he's like a, he's a, you know, he's a character in the movie that people that are fans, people are fans know what I'm talking about. But yeah, but Bree made this point earlier, like somebody that's really good at driving and like stunt driving could also be a great limo driver. You know, you know what? That's a good argument because your friend vin diesel's been in 10 fast and furious movies right and he probably

drives to the grocery so he does a lot of driving yeah but he's also vin diesel you know argyle's got a better personality i know but i feel like i feel like argyle would be like the random choice that people make because they're like it's it's funny. You know what I mean? I'm like leaning towards that, but you know, since I think it's the ghost people went with, I'm going to go Van Diesel just to fuck it up. I love it.

You say Van Diesel. Yeah. Yeah. What's what is it? Yeah. That's what I said. Vin Diesel. Van Diesel.

That's what I said. Wait, say it again. No, I said van. Okay. Okay. That's what I said.

Wait, say it again. No, I said van. Okay. Okay. Jade is a big fan of that movie. Vin Wilder. Fuck. I don't know these fucking people.

All right. It's okay. You're, you're, you're doing great. Cause all you have to do is just answer one of the options and you did. So that's, that's the most I could ask for at this point. All right. Let's bring it I could ask for at this point. Let's bring it out. Let's take it home. Let's discuss the numbers.

Who'd you pick again, Frank? Oh, fuck. Jason Statham. You're that high that you're not even going to remember what your answers were yet? I rolled like three joints all right well i'm gonna start with the good news and that news is for brie because of course the ghost of burt reynolds walked away with 36 percent of the vote

second place after after the ghost of burt reynolds i'm sad to say is argyle from time you're kidding me i'm not and third is jason statham with 28 percent yeah argyle 29, 28. I don't expect anybody here to be great at math, but that leaves 7%. Vin Diesel only got 7% of the vote. So Bree is off to a big lead here, but. I really thought it was going to be.

Could change. Later, I was regretting it. And I was like, oh, it should be. I should have picked Vin Diesel because what a great Uber driver. Right. That fool says nothing. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Right. He's quiet. He would say, he would say, welcome to the car. I am Groot. End of ride. You know what I mean?

Over. And he could have changed a tire so quickly. You know what I mean? Yeah. And he doesn't, he doesn't chew gum loudly constantly and he doesn't listen to music and he plays dungeon dragons wow does he really yeah dude he's got his character's name tattooed on

he also put out he also put out some music though didn't he yep was it country Was it contrary? No, it was like, I don't know, just him and his deep voice. Yeah, I've only heard a little bit of it. And anyway, I'm not here to judge. Round two. Frank, you get to go first this time. Sick. Here's your question. time. Sick.

Here's your question. Oh, this time it's celebrity chef. Who would you rather have cook for you? Would you like Jon Favreau? Dan

Tucci? The rat from Ratatouille? Or the Swedish Stanley Tucci the rat from Ratatouille or the Swedish chef oh my god that is so fucking tough because one

it's like there's the real like Stanley Tucci cooking for you is fucking like that's amazing it's also Jon Favreau He seems like the kind of actor who's like, I have a lot of, you know, when I'm not fucking directing multi-million dollar movies, I'm, you know, cooking a good steak. Yes. He also played a chef in a movie.

He did. He started a chef. Just to be able to have a rat cook for you, that's fucking ridiculous. But it's a rat still, you know? It's also like Patton Oswalt, you know what I mean? That's the voice of Ratatouille? Yeah. And then Swedish Chef, I guess.

I want to say the rat from Ratatouille. You're going rat? Yep. Okay. You're going rat? Okay. Can't, I can't, you know, there's nothing I can do about that. Yeah.

Jade, you're up second this time. So you're a little closer to Glory. You get to choose between the remaining three. Favs, Tooch, or the Swedish chef. I just think Toochie would be so cute. He'd be like, I'm going to be cooking over here. And like, he would just be cute during it. And I just feel like I relate him to like foodie things

so I'm gonna go to okay his his uh CNN series he just goes around uh Italy I think and just eats prosciutto and yeah you know just

talks about how man is and how stupid American processed food is. I was going to say, Jade, if you want a little tooch lifestyle porn, you got to check out that. Yeah, I need that. I like that. And you know what? I would have gone with rat right away, but it is still like a disgusting

like the tail could touch your food. Whoa. Wow, you really took that one to heart. Someone's a a rat you get what i'm going for yeah but i mean you know anti-rat on my francis frank took the rat uh you know before you could before you could so uh he took the rat off off your plate brie uh the remaining options are Johnny Favs and The Swedish Chef. It's a tough one. Swedish Chef, famously

played by two humans, right? It's Henson and Frank Oz playing each of the human hands. It's a two-for-one action. Swedish Food, famously disgusting. Rotting fish. Meatballs. Yeah.

Plywood bed frames. I was going to go Favs anyway. I love the food that he puts out in his movies. They're stunning. All the Roy Choi inspired food. So that's where I'm going to go. Love some Roy Choi because he's all right with the whole cannabis situation yeah you know it all right so this is an interesting one it came out

the the totals came out a lot closer than i thought they would do there was no runaway on this one so i guess i'll just start with the lowest scoring name. And that unfortunately makes me feel like my followers need to pull their head out because, or interlopers that just came and voted on my poll. Cause Stanley Tucci came in fourth place in this poll. I can't believe it. Yeah.

With all this press, all this publicity that he has now of being a foodie, it didn't put him over. Maybe because he doesn't cook it himself. He just sits around eating it. He's also a great bartender, I hear. He's good at making craft cocktails and talking about

it. But 21% for Tuch. So Jade's really going to have to come on strong in this third round. No, you still, you still have a chance. Cause you know, these, these, you know, there's such a big swing in that first round between Burt Reynolds and Vin Diesel. There's, you know, 29 percentage points difference. So you never know.

Coming in second in this poll, John Favreau, um coming in second in this poll john favreau with just 23 percent of the vote but that still gives brie a pretty mighty uh two round score of 59 and second place on this one the swedish chef with 24 percent and that leaves pretty good chunk 32 percent for rat tattooey yeah and that brings frank to a total of 60 points there's a one point difference between frank and brie well hope you like rat shit in your food. Yeah. I just said Frankenberry. That sounds like a bunch of dead cheeses on a plate. Celebrity third round.

Here we go. Yes. Getting ahead of myself. Jade. Yes. I'm telling you right now. That you can pull into almost as many points as Frank and Brie if you can pick the right one here. All right.

I wrote celebrity tax preparer. Who would you rather have do your taxes? Ashton Kutcher? Russell Crow crowe here's where it really gets weird mcdreamy or mcsteamy okay well since only 15 of your fans are women that one's out. Hey, man, gay guys can want to fuck Dreamy. He doesn't have gay fans. Doug's got tons of gay fans. I do, I think, maybe. OK, well, so my point was just that I started off being like, oh, I'll just go with people who have played smart people in movies.

Because Ashton and Russell certainly played smart smart characters like you know math guys and then and dude where's your car of course yeah yeah and 70s show yeah yeah super smart but then i don't know i i don't know what i was smoking where i just suddenly just went i'll just make the other two mcdreamy and mcsteamy see what happens. Because I guess it was sort of like, well, who cares about my taxes? I get to have one of these sexy dudes preparing them. But also, I wasn't keeping in mind my audience, and it's mostly dudes answering this poll. So what do you think, Jade, based on all that information, who would you go with? I can't remember who McSteamy

and who McDreamy are, like the different two. I want to say McDreamy is from Can't Buy Me Love. They're both from Grey's Anatomy. I see what you're saying. Yeah, Patrick Dempsey was in Can't Buy Me Love.

So that's McSteamy. I think he's Dreamy and Steamy is Eric Dane, maybe. Shit, this is hard because it doesn't matter who plays them. We're talking about the characters, McDreamy and McSteamy. I see. I see. I see. Dreamy is like more of the dream man and McSteamy is more of the man in the shadows that, you know, you can't trust.

Hmm. This is tough because I don't even know the characters you're talking about with Ashton and with- Russell Crowe starred in a beautiful mind as a guy that was mentally ill, but had a great math mind. And Ashton Kutcher played Steve Jobs in a movie. So you probably don't want, I mean, is he good at math, this guy?

I don't know, this is tough,, he might not know about tax rules, even though he's a really smart about math, you know, he might just like be, um, shit. I wonder if any single person answering this poll took this, put this kind of thought into their answer. I know because like when I think of Ashton Kutcher, I immediately think of him as like that dude, like dude kind of dumb character yeah this is hard i answer most twitter polls just to see what the answer you know what the percentages are you know how it doesn't reveal

it until you vote on something so i feel like a lot of people just vote just to see what yeah what people are voting for yeah like i want to say russell crowe but does he know about like freelance tax things you know um i'm just gonna go with russell crowe because why not that's the best that's the best attitude you know you could have in this situation yeah why not uh uh brie yeah um i would go russell crowe personally right that would be my choice but since that's been knocked out i'm i i like the idea of a little eye candy you know around the tax season it hurts to pay that money um and for my money, let's go McDreamy. I'm with the classic, not the remake. Okay.

Yeah. So Bree's going McDreamy, Frank. Damn, so that leaves me with Ashton Kutcher or McDreamy or wait, McSteamy. Let's do, damn it. Crow or McSteamy? McSteamy. Let's do... Crow or McSteamy?

McSteamy. Yeah? You absolutely want to lock that in for sure? Yes. Wait, I went Crow. Say what? I went Crow. Yeah, and I gave him the choice of Kutcher or Steamy.

Oh, I think I said Crow. Okay, okay. He said Steamy, right, Frank? crow yeah and i gave him the choice of butcher or steamy oh i think it's steamy okay okay he said steamy right frank all right uh i'm adding up the scores not sure why i'm adding up jade's fuck can't handle this i need the confidence sorry to say that jade i hope uh i hope you don't go into this week unconfident after this today because i liked your answers and your reasoning uh but unfortunately russell crowe only got 22%. Damn. Yeah.

And so that brings your total to 50. And it's not quite enough to overtake our other two competitors today. McSteamy. Wait, which one should I do next? This will be exciting. This will be exciting. So, so, uh, Bree is dreamy and, uh, and Frank is steamy. I've said that in the past. Um, so I'll tell you this, Ashton Kutcher, I guess people like his business acumen. Cause you know, he's part of part owner of Uber and stuff like that. So he got 47 percent. Well, you know, if you can't find your car, you can write it off. Exactly. And yeah.

Yeah. So nobody nobody went Kutcher and that that would have certainly solidified the win for almost anybody who chose him. But the difference between McDreamy and Steamy is I'd say kind of expected because like we've been saying, McSteamy was more of a villain. So McDreamy got 20% and McSteamy got 11%. So that brings Frank to a total of 71. And Bree is our winner today with 79 points. Congratulations. Congratulations, Bree.

Wow. And so I win. McDreamy is really going to do my taxes. I, you know, that's the thing. I've been leaving him messages saying, hey, I'm promising you as a prize on my show, and

I haven't heard back. It's weird how Patrick Dempsey doesn't respond to Mick Dreamy also. Like if you yell it at him on the street, he doesn't turn around. He doesn't turn. What a dick. Thank you so much. I'm so excited to be the winner. You did it.

My first question is, can you join us in San Diego next Saturday at 420 at the American Comedy Co.? You don't have to answer right now. There's no pressure, but you could say yes, no or maybe if you if you know for sure. I strongly believe that I think I will be able to make it. Oh my goodness. All right. I'm going to put you in a strong, strong maybe column. People are excited. You know, I've been doing Douglas movies at the American comedy company in San Diego, you know, fairly frequently over the years and uh so it's nice to get back back down there we've uh you know we've already done one down there in the uh pando times and um audiences uh real cool uh super chill so anybody that's not busy next

saturday come on down reprue it might be there along with some other awesome guests that I've already booked. What else is going on with Brie Pruitt? Go ahead and promote yourself. Well, you know, shows down here in LA coming back slowly and surely. Next Friday, I will be in Los Angeles at a show called The Interruption Show in Southeast L.A. If you're in there, come on out. Abbey Prud across platforms.

Come see me. Neat. Thank you. And congratulations again. Oh, thrilled. Frank Castillo. What up? Hello. Just joining us. Frank Castillo What up? Hello

Just joining us What do I have coming up? What do you got to plug buddy? I got this really cool project I'm working on Walmart Aisle 7 I'm doing all the front facing product

Organizing all the Cleaning supplies Just comedy stuff at the comedy store I'm doing all the front-facing product, organizing all the cleaning supplies. No, just comedy stuff at the Comedy Store. But other than that, Peaked podcast on YouTube. Follow me on Frank Castillo on Instagram. Yeah, definitely go. Frank's at the Comedy Store most nights, either on stage or just there.

In the back, smoking. Yeah, so go back, you know, show up and, you know, either watch a set or say hi or both, but it's... Yeah, just walk past security. It's such a fun hang over there at the comedy store, like with the outdoor

patio bar and stuff. And so it's a real nice place for comedy fans to you know don't don't pester anybody but you know you can you know meet a lot of cool comics um uh you know who can proceed to ruin your lives in different ways or you could get into comedy and ruin your life like that yeah that's another way to do it i know jade i love watching your posts about your shows because you're just like why am i doing this to myself i hate comedy i dread it i only like it the few minutes i'm up there holding the mic and then right once you get

up there it's so much fun it's the best we. We're just addicts chasing the next time we get to say dick on stage. Yeah, it's her heroin. It's true. I have a show coming out on Hulu called Hotties. So everybody look out for that. It's a hybrid dating cooking competition show that I host, and it's so fun. I'm really, really psyched for it. And yeah, I'm back at the comedy store.

I have questions. Yes. Is it called H is it called it's called hotties because it because it's sexy people dating yes but on top of that while they're cooking every 15 minutes we feed them super spicy stuff like ghost and they're throwing up you know and it's fun for me uh yeah it must those things are it's always interesting to me that what people put themselves through uh you know i i just don't see myself doing the you know extra hot wings on purpose no i i couldn't believe some of this i mean like if you like look at tabasco tabasco

is like 60 000 scoville heat units they were eating stuff that was like a million scoville heat units like they were just you know was like a million Scoville heat units. Like they were just, you know, but some of them didn't even notice. They were like, is that the Rory Scoville scale? Yeah. Why is Rory going to decide? It's the only way I could memorize it. I was like, you guys know, I kept saying it to them.

I was like, you guys know, like Rory, right. And they're like, yeah, yeah. Whatever helps you get the lines out. But yeah. Isn't there a company that makes like ovens called Scoville? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that is an oven. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, Scoville is, yeah, with it. I want to say it's with an O. Yeah, same spelling. Oh, it is the same? Maybe that's what it is. It's a heat thing. Yeah, maybe. Yay. Well, okay. okay i'm gonna watch the crap out of that there's no release date yet not yet i do want to they said spring so hopefully coming out soon i'm doing voiceover stuff for it now so yeah you gotta get that voice in there describing all that hot action yeah and then i'm

back to my dread of stand-up comedy this weekend i'm back at the store so come out oh there's another person you can bother at the store after you're done bothering frank but definitely bother frank for a while and then just give a quick how do you do to jade and uh i am going to be like i said in san diego on saturday and all my dates as they continue to trickle in are at douglovesmovies.com thank you once again to all three of my guests i don't know if i've asked i think i I've asked Jade this before, but between Brie and Frank, if you can, do either of you have a favorite last line

from a movie? Yeah. You do? What's your favorite last line? Tell us the line first and then we'll see if we know what the movie is. The line is, it's going to be obvious to you, Doug. The line is, I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship.

Oh, yeah. It's the beginning, though. No. Oh. So why would I recognize that? It's a play on Casablanca, but what's it from? Tenant. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I actually really like that movie. I just thought that was like an OK movie with a very classic line final line. So that's what I'm. Yeah, that is a nice, nice twist and a nice homage. Yeah. All right. What about you, Frank? Do you have

one? Yeah. I mean, you know, fight clubs. You met me at a very strange time in my life yeah that's a big one i've of course i've been doing closing with the last lines for movies on every episode of the show and uh you know trying to keep track so i don't repeat any but also it's just fun how there's some real classic ones that i've pretty much gone through and then now it's just like hey you over there you know now it's just like, Hey, you over there, you know, like it's just the most random,

random statement that happens at the end of a movie. But it's also, I think it's maybe fun for the listeners to try to figure out what movies I'm doing. Most people probably just walk away. I gave it away too. Hold on. Can I, can I do another one? So you can try to guess. Oh, I guess so away too. Hold on. Can I, can I do another one? So you can try to guess. Oh, I guess so.

Sure. Ernest Hemingway once wrote the world is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part. That's the last line of a movie. Hmm. It seems familiar, but I don't know. Do you know it?

Jade or Brie? Sounds very like a, like a war movie is it like platoon or something no it's seven it's uh uh morgan freeman damn i just watched that too yeah that's such a good one yeah it's for a serial killer movie it's pretty poetic it's that david fincher is quite quite the fancy man so good um yeah well uh so yeah so i picked one out for today and the like i said the listeners can uh can do what they will with it and uh thank you again to my three terrific guests, Brie Pruitt, Frank Castillo, Jade Catapretta. Go see them do comedy.

And as always, this is a short one, Ryan, so get ready. Don't look back. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!