Doug Loves Movies - Geoff Tate, Doogie Horner, Greg Proops and Emma Arnold guest

Episode Date: November 21, 2016

Live from the Helium Comedy Club in Portland, OR, Doug welcomes Geoff Tate, Doogie Horner, Greg Proops and Emma Arnold to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody My name's Doug and I love movies This is Doug Loves Movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name's Doug, and I love movies. Hey, Doug, I love movies. Coming to you... Oh, I'm so high.

Once again... Coming to you once again from the place above a bike store, Helium Comedy Club is a gas! In Portland, Oregon! Yes! It's Saturday,

November 19th, 2016. Let me see your protest signs. I mean name tags. Let's take a look. Oh, Lord. Let me see your protest signs. I mean name tags. Let's take a look. Oh, Lord. Some good ones. There's always something about Portland.

There's always people that get seats in the front row and don't have name tags. Interesting approach. I got my tickets first. I'm done. Fuck the name tag thing Carrie with a K-A-R-I-E instead of Carrie, you know that movie

that's the classic with what's with uh uh Susie Spacek, thank you let's not do that again when any of my guests go uh don't answer don't throw in the answer or i will uh oh super who super jeff instead of super bad that's not much of a pun but uh That's not much of a pun, but it's excellent.

Photoshopping on that. Cloudy with a chance of Maddie's balls. Okay. Right next to Talions. Is your name Taylor? Okay. Star Trek II, The Wrath of Connie. That's a good one.

Not another Tina movie. I'm so fucking sick of Tina movies. Heavy Nates. All right, good job everybody get ready to whip those out again later doug plugs doug loves movies is back in los angeles tuesday at 9 p.m at meltdown comics returns to the american comedy company in san diego for my annual night before thanksgiving uh show this time it'll be a doug loves movies and then new American Comedy Company in San Diego for my annual Night Before Thanksgiving show. This time it'll be at Doug Loves Movies. And then New York City on Sunday, November

27th, plus tapings in San Antonio, Austin, Fort Lauderdale. And I'm doing stand-up in Irvine and Sacramento during the holiday taint. All deets for upcoming dates can be found at douglovesmovies.com

That's douglosmovies.com I went to the It's really It's really Makes me very happy that they opened up A recreational marijuana shop in the same building that the comedy club I play in Portland is located in. It's one-stop shopping for me. And so I went to Pharma is the name of it, and it's right downstairs,

and they're open until 10 tonight. And anybody can go in there. You've got to be over 21. You've got to have an ID. They card you, like, multiple times, like you're trying to get on a plane. Although there, they just ask you for it twice. And they have to, by law, give you a card that says,

when you buy your weed there, it may harm your baby. Hello. I mean, I know I can be a little effeminate, but... Are they that butch here in Portland that I could pass as a lady? I've currently got the hair court for it, I guess. Anyway, then you flip it over and it says marijuana can make kids very sick. Again, you know, I do a thing. I do like to go to a park with a nice J and just blow it in children's faces. So I'm putting that card in the prize bag. Also in the prize bag today is a Douglas Movies T-shirt.

Oh, this looks like a really big one. It's a really big one you could sleep in. And, oh, this is a shirt also, another shirt that says Victory 1992. What does this mean? Does this make sense to somebody? Is it a video game or something? It's Mario Kart? The original. Somebody says over there, like,

just ready to... just came here to have a debate about something. I'm angry about what's going on in the world. I'll take it out on trivia. The final, and I hope they don't send me any more of these, Ash vs. Evil Dead foam finger, foam chainsaw finger. And, oh, man, it just keeps coming.

A koozie with a rope that goes around your neck. It's very convenient. Because if you're using a koozie, you should kill yourself. A little peacemaker pipe that's good for traveling. It's only been used once. And a couple of delusious cookies that I brought from my recent appearance

on At Midnight on Comedy Central. All of that in a lovely Ash vs. Evil Dead bag that you will want to take to the grocery store if you don't want to spend a dime for a plastic bag. You gotta bring your own bags to the grocery store now, you guys. I'm gonna go ahead and spend the dime.

And then I'm gonna throw that plastic bag right out into the middle of the street and hope that it gets cast in American Beauty 2. and hope that it gets cast in American Beauty 2. As you can see, maybe a first for Portland, Oregon. Do I usually just have three guests when I do the show here? Yeah, so this might be a first, but it had to happen because they were here.

Yeah, all these people were here, and they're four of the greatest. Please give a big warm welcome to Greg Proops, Emma Arnold, Doogie Horner, and Jeff Tate. Wow. Portland. That has been our show.

Good night, everybody. Good night. Such a beautiful day here today. Kind of like the day the Addams family got married. Let's meet these folks individually.

Starting with, directly to my left, it's Emma Arnold, everybody's back hello thank you for having me of course you're based in Idaho what brings you to this part of the country did your bees migrate no I Uh, no. She's a beekeeper, you guys. Let's just address the elephant bee in the room. Actually, Doug, bees only travel about six miles in a radius. Really? So that's why you don't need cages for them?

That's why you don't need leashes? Just little leashes, yeah. No, I was doing some shows down in, around Bend and in Eugene and around in Portland and stuff. Fun places to go, right? Fun places, yeah. We had a good time. Yeah, and then you'll be doing a set

later tonight here at Helium. Yep, I'm doing a guest set here and then I'm doing Al's Den after this too. Oh. So. Ice cold reaction. So some guy named Al just has a lot of money.

No, no money. Just a basement. He's going to go perform in his den. He just has a very comfortable basement and that's my whole bag. Some people have a man cave.

He has a dead lady cave. Okay, that sounds like fun. And then what else? You got something else going on in the region? Or you go home after that? No, I have Eugene tomorrow at Old Knicks, and then I go home, and I'm off until Jeff and I go to Louisiana and Texas.

All right, let's introduce him. It's Jeff Tate, everybody. Woo-hoo! Texas. All right, let's introduce him. It's Jeff Tate, everybody. Hello. Hey, Portland. It has been too long, Jeff. I have not had the chance to ask you the question if you've seen Jack Reacher 2 never never reach back. Yeah. I have. I saw it on opening night Thursday. The Thursday before. Sometimes with these big movies,

they put them out at night before because of demand. They overestimated it. It's not a sometimes thing anymore. Now it's just if a movie's opening Friday, you could see it Thursday night. Oh, I thought it was because Jack Reacher was awesome.

No. It wasn't a Jack Reacher thing. Trolls got the same treatment. I dressed up for it. I dressed up like Jack Reacher to go to the movie, and then all my friends bailed on me, so I had to do it by myself. So I was wearing clothes from an army surplus

store, and I thought people were going to be like, Jack Reacher, right? But instead they were like, they didn't say anything to me because I looked like I was there to shoot it up. And then I tried to start a book club with people. My idea was, I need friends. I don't have a lot of

friends back home, so maybe I could start a Jack Reacher book club. People that go see it at 7 o'clock on Thursday, they're probably real fans of the series. And the author made a cameo and the guy next to me nudged his wife and was like, there's the author. And I was like, I'll try to be friends

with those people. After, but they, like, so I was like trying to make small talk, like, you like the movie? What'd you think? Do you read the books? And the guy's like, we read the books. And they were like, we're in the parking lot, we're walking faster. The pace is quickening. And I kept trying to...

This is smelling like you're developing a one-man show. Reach for it. The man who... This autumn. Reach for it. The man who loves Jack Reacher.

It didn't. All of that sounds hilarious, but how about the movie? What did you think of the movie? I liked it. I didn't like it as much as the first one, but I did think it was, I enjoyed it. I thought it was fun.

I'm glad they made it. I'm glad I watched it. I'm glad I watched it. I'll go see it again tonight if anybody's in. It's still in theaters? Yeah. Hanging in there? Sure, yeah. Jack Reacher, man. What does it get? A couple of screenings a night?

Or does it still get the matinees? I mean, there's a chance we won't be able to see it tonight. We might have to go tomorrow afternoon. The show times might not work out. It's just 10.20 a.m to see it tonight. We might have to go tomorrow afternoon. The show times might not work out. It's just 10.20 a.m. at one theater. You might be alternating with another movie on the smallest screen. I don't know why I'm bashing it so hard. I haven't seen it.

You know, it's a good mystery. Whatever. I mean, he solves a mystery, like in the first one. He goes back. Yeah, yeah. I don't... Shouldn't have. That probably was my least favorite thing about the first one was the goes back. Yeah, yeah. I don't... Shouldn't have. That probably was my least favorite thing

about the first one was the mystery. What else was there? There was the scene where he tells everybody how he's about... How he's going to beat them up and then he proceeds to do it and it's awesome. See, in this one, he just does it

and you're like, I bet he planned it. Like, he doesn't tell you the plan. Too much story to tell? Too much mystery? So much mystery. Let's take out that thing that was the most entertaining aspect of the first one. Great idea.

Have you seen the porn one, Jack Reach Around? Yeah. Two stars. I dressed up like that guy once, too. That was... I'm going to ask for my money back. I'm going to sue for Jack breach of contract. What?

What were you reaching? Jeff, I've learned so much from you. You're almost like a Jeff teacher. Okay, I see what you did, yeah. I'm sorry I can't help you with it, Doogie, but I see what you did. I would love to be able to bail you out of this whatever you just did, but...

People are loving it. Everybody likes it. They all smiled silently. You guys, people listening can't hear it, but everybody smiled and gave me a thumbs up. There was a lot of respect for that joke, a lot of quiet respect. There is something deeper and more powerful than laughter,

and that is the respect that this crowd just gave me. It's like a Ricky Gervais joke, where you're like, all right. Thank you. Thank you for that. Hey, you thought of that. Good for you for that. Hey, you thought of that. Good for you, bud. Okay, Donnie, I think that...

I hope that someone is kind of running their fingers over a soundboard of some kind to make this... Everything's kind of feeding back quite a bit. Is it me? It's making a hollow noise, which the listeners might not be hearing. Sometimes the listeners get a great, clean version of this, but in the room it sounds a little...

Or is it just us on stage? No, we can hear you. Half of the people said they could hear it. We really are a divided country. We couldn't even get accurate feedback about the feedback. We couldn't even get accurate feedback about the feedback. Nice. Very nice. We still got folks to say hello to.

Let's go down all the way to the other end. It's Greg Proops! Hello, Oregon. Hello, Doug Loves Movies Nation. Thanks for having me on, Duggars. Always great to have you. Tomorrow night, Smartest Man in the World podcast right here on this very

stage. 7 p.m., don't miss it. It's the post apocalyptic Mango Mussolini edition. I haven't been to the mic since before the election, so tomorrow everybody gets it. And then a note of hope.

I got to tell you, it's going to be a great show tomorrow because Helium has got the one microphone show down pat. If you just have the one microphone, you're good.

Yeah. A lot less feedback then. Yeah, no. And a lot less audience feedback. I'll be in Brooklyn next week at the Bell House the day after Thanksgiving after you finish fighting with your relatives,

residents of Park Slope. I invite you to come down to the Bell House in Gawainis. We'll do the smartest men there. And then we're going to Vancouver. Were you asking all this, or am I supposed to do it here? No, we can do all that at the end. Oh, never mind then. Yeah, yeah.

Do it at the end when the listeners are just like, I need to hear more from their mouths. Well, anyway, I don't have a Jack Reacher story. Did you see the first Reacher? No, I eschewed the first Reacher because I remembered I was going to go and then I thought, oh, fuck, I'm cool and I have shit to do.

Oh, don't make Jeff angry. Don't make Jeff angry. Unnecessary. Unnecessary proofs. I wasn't... One of the tenets of my show is I'm bound to shit on something you love. Oh, that sounds super fun. Yep, there's a lot of masochistic people out there. And there's also Doogie Horner!

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Nice to be here in Portland. I have a standard Portland opener that I do whenever I'm in Portland doing a show here. I say, oh, great to be here in Portland, although I had a little trouble finding the club because somebody gave me directions that included make a left at the coffee shop.

And you didn't like it, but it always crushes. Except last night at the late show, it got the reaction you guys gave me, and I was really sweating. It was a rough opening. But you recovered? You know, it's... There was a crater on the stage when I walked on. Are we doing bits?

I had an opener that I would go, Hey, my name's Jeff. I just found out I'm single. That's a good bit, right? I love it. That's a solid opener. People can relate. A lot of people named Jeff.

A lot of people single. Yeah, right? People know what you're talking about. Just found out I'm single. That's funny. That's like a funny way to say it. Mm-hmm. Like you just got a text right before you came on stage.

Yeah. It's great. I'm just going to hang out at this one today. You guys are ready to team up and do skits. All right, I'm the salesman. You come in and try to buy a parrot Wait, what do you mean try to buy one? If you're a salesman Aren't you going to be cooperative?

No, that's the funny part I'm like, nah, I don't want I've got a deep backstory May I buy a parrot, please? Nah, I don't know Look, I'm seriously interested in a parrot It doesn't even have to be a parrot It could just be a budgie

I was about to go get lunch Do you have cages? Do you sell cages? I have my own birds Look read the sign up front It says just tires Alright I'm giving all the points to Greg And he gets to read the credits at the end of the show.

Finally. Thanks, Clive. You don't mess with the points and stuff when you're out doing those live for audiences, do you? No. And does the new show, Aisha Tyler gives you points? Aisha Tyler is the host of the new show, and we're coming back for another season next year,

and it'll be our 450th season on the air. We're the longest. We started out as a cave painting, and we've just evolved over the years by getting older and no it's just the host but when we do it on the road with Ryan and them we don't do the points and we don't do hoedown ever and I know it's disappointing a lot of people like hoedown but not in this crowd thank goodness but in other crowds yell hoedown and Ryan will always just go I got your ho down right here. And that's it. Yeah, Greg is great to see in any setting because if you love him, he will still shit on you.

It's always fun. It's just our way of getting along. Do you, Greg, do you pay any attention to the Harry Potter films? We got this new one, Fantastic Beasts. I haven't because if I feel like I go into a theater full of 11-year-olds, that could be reported. No, I haven't watched it.

I don't think I'm spoiling it when I say the beasts are in the guy's suitcase. You see it right away. I don't know why. There's no mystery about where you're going to find them. He's walking around with it the whole movie. mystery about where you're going to find them. He's walking around with it the whole movie. So Greg, how many of the Harry Potter movies prior to this one have you seen?

Part of one. Wait, this movie's a Harry Potter movie? It is. It's the Harry Potter world. It takes place before the Harry Potter films start. And it's a different character named... Why is Jeff so sad? You wouldn't care.

It's a chance to expand that world and add things. And there's stuff that does connect to the Harry Potter stories. I've never seen any of the Harry Potter movies. Well, so why were you disappointed? Because I want to see this one, but I don't want to have to go see all the rest. Oh, then you should be fine. There's only a couple little connective

references. You might enjoy it. I don't know. It felt more like a kid's movie than Harry Potter movies, if you could believe that. I just like movies about suitcases. Well, if you want mixed up suitcases, I recommend the granddaddy of all mixed up suitcase movies, and that's called

What's Up, Doc? Yeah? Great movie. I like True Romance. That has a suitcase. They mix them up? He just takes the wrong one. Pulp Fiction.

Pulp Fiction, great example. Pulp Fiction, it's just the one case. There's no mistaking for another case. How to stuff a body in a chunk? No more guessing. No more guessing. Okay, so I just want to get through this quickly. The USA Today magazine, newspaper,

just recently ranked all eight Harry Potter films best to worst. And my favorite was the one they put in second place. But do you have a favorite one, Doogie? I like Prisoner of Azkaban. There you go. It's brisk.

A lot of the other ones, they're a little slow for me. Yeah, well also Alfonso Cuaron, I think, sort of fixed and sent the whole thing on the right direction. That's why it's my favorite one. Number two on the list, though.

Okay, well, I am going to burn all the copies of USA Today that I see. Wouldn't it have been easier to rank them by the cast size place? They grew.

Did they not as the series? They were children when it started. So just go like, you know, from shortest to tallest or tallest to shortest. Rank them by height?

Yeah, the Harry Potter movies ranked by height. Number one, first movie. Number two, second movie. Number three, third movie. Number four, fourth movie. Precisely. Yeah.

And then how many are there? 20, 25? Yeah, I don't know what happens with the Deathly Hallows. It's a two-parter, but they filmed it all in one big chunk. Wow.

It's a tie for last. I was so happy when you said that. I didn't think I was going to get a play along, because I don't know anything about the movies, but I get the way numbers work. What was first? Do you have a favorite one? The first one.

I like Chamber of Secrets. Okay. Oh, no, that's not the first one. Sorry. My point is proven. The rocks and magic. Sorcerer's balls. Sorcerer's stone.

Yeah. Sorcerer's rocks. Sorcerer's rocks. Yeah, you like that one. I do. It's Christmassy. Because you like little kids playing around with magic? It's Christmassy.

My kids and I always watch it at Christmastime. Right. It's always on ABC Family as their 31 days of Christmas thing. So is Willy Wonka. And I always am like, because there's candy? That makes it a Christmas movie? Okay. I don't mind watching it, though.

so the one about the Order of the Phoenix is the one they said is number one people are disappointed I look at USA Today it's like there's no other news right now this is the big story

yeah Doogie it was on the front page this just in flash it was, it was on the front page. This just in. Flash! It was actually, it turns out, eight of the Harry Potter movies were on Trump's transition team. That's how bad he is at it. Do you guys...

If eight Harry Potter movies were his transition team, I'd feel pretty good about our chances. I think that'd be a great... Instead of just all the dementors and... Are there any... Snape. Are there any trolls in those movies? Yeah, there's a house troll.

Sure. House elf. Oh, but they're not like right-wing white supremacist trolls. I don't know his politics, but there is one big troll. Yeah, I'd say the Dementors are kind of they seem racist

to me. Well, there you go. At the very least, they hate children. Traditionally, trolls try to keep you from crossing a bridge, which is over a river, which would be a very right-wing thing to do. A very conservative, stay on your side of the river, please. I feel like a Republican troll would be like,

no tolls, there's too many bridge tolls. Instead, you've got to take a religious test before you can cross the bridge. Do you or have you ever been Muslim? Do you? Do you? Do you been Muslim?

Is you or is you not? I'm phrasing it like they would. Does you be bad or is you good-ish? Yeah. Are you bigly bad? Because they speak in that simplistic word salad. Yeah.

Word salad. If I gave points for saves, you just would got one. Thank you. I'll take that one. You get an assist. Let's start with Emma. The question I always ask, the penetrating,

difficult to answer question. What was the last someone's alarm is going off? Burst of music you heard? What was the last movie you saw, Emma? I watched the Evil Dead trilogy with my son, Calvin. For our podcast. How old's Calvin now?

13. 13, yes. Perfect age for those films. Yep. That's what the MPAA recommends. You know, they're quite funny and they're not as glorious as I remember.

13 going on 17. He was sick. He has chicken pox right now. Okay, well that's going to make it better. No, he we were watching it for our podcast and he wanted to watch something scary but a little bit funny and so I was like, well, let's watch Army of Darkness and he was like, we can't watch those out of order.

Wow. Yeah. He's a good kid. So we watched all three of them. And he loved it. He thought they were super great. Thought they were really funny. That's cool.

You should make him watch like... You said that like you don't actually think that's cool? That's cool. No, I don't actually think that's cool? That's cool. No, I don't know. That's, you know, it's more like a transition statement, you know? Like, I was going to move on to something else, but... Wait, can I tell you my Jack Reacher story? It's really good, I promise.

As long as Calvin is involved. He's not. Then you can't tell him. The night that Jeff was watching Jack Reacher, I was sharing a bag of popcorn with Leonard Maltin. Wow. Is that a euphemism for something? That is what I call an over-the-pants handy.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's for sure not. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not.

No, I was at the Stand Against Evil premiere, and we sat next to each other, and we shared a bag of kettle corn, and I told him that my friend was at Jack Reacher right then, and he was like, No. No. No.

No, Jack Reacher. That was his visceral reaction to not being able to see it the same night as me? Is that what you're saying? He was disappointed? No. I mean, I won't voice his opinion, but I don't think he was a fan. He also told me to. Keep his opinion secret because that's what Leonard Maltin does with his opinion about movies.

I don't want to speak for him. I don't want to speak for him. He also asked me to please stop talking with my mouth full at one point. Wow, he's a critic about everything. Oh, gosh, I didn't mean it. That was so sexual. That is not how I meant it. That is not how I meant it.

Oh, God. No, no, no, no. No. I don't understand how you fucking Leonard Maltin is a Jack Reacher story. Because she reached into his popcorn. We should just move on. Okay, Jeff. Remember remember you're under oath the last movie i saw was called

scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse people like it it was great i thought it was super fun it was like super bad but with zombies and uh yeah less less of those guys. I liked it better than Superbad. I don't know why I brought up Superbad. But I did like this guy's guide to zombie apocalypse. Jeff is the guy that compares everything to Superbad. Better or worse than Superbad, that's all he'll tell you. Better.

Jack Reacher, Never Go Back? Better than Superbad. Oh, I got one for you. Yeah? Lone Ranger. That was not as good as Superbad. Okay, good. You finally came to your senses. There's hope for this country.

Dookie. Well, the last thing I saw was I went to a 24-hour horror movie marathon in Philly that Exhumed Films puts on. We go every year. We've been going for eight years now. And it was a great lineup this year. This year they showed all 80s movies.

And they had some great stuff. Motel Hell. They had... What was the last one they showed? Because then that would be the last movie you saw. Society. It's a little-known film. There's three people over there

that want to have a Society four-way with you, Doogie. The first hour of that movie, nothing happens. It's horribly shot. It's boring. And then the last half hour will be seared onto your memory for the rest of your life it's this insane orgy where everybody's bodies melt into each other

what's this picture? it's called Greg suddenly interested I had lost interest during the listing but no no what was the name of that one? Society? it's called Society and it's about rich people they have this secret society.

They're all actually aliens, and they consume poor people. They literally consume their flesh. That's true, though. Yeah, it's a documentary. That's true. That's what's happening in this country. This is from HBO documentary film. Yeah, it's a doc.

And so the whole last half hour is just all these rich people having this crazy orgy, and their bodies melting and merging with each other, and they're consuming these poor people while they have sex. I've got a list of reasons to not see it now, starting with hour of boring and half hour of seared into your brain. I can pass on both of those parts. Well, if I could recommend one film from the marathon that I thought was the best, it would be Scream for Help.

It was fantastic. It's a thriller by the director who did Death Wish, and it's over-the-top, funny, kind of revenge thriller about this young girl who her mom's husband is trying to kill her for her money, and it's really fun. And I'd never heard of it. It's so funny.

I highly recommend it. What's it called again? Scream for Help. Pretending to write it down. Oh my God, he's really just pretending to write it down. You should see it. He's got a big quill pen and he is flourishing it. He's licking the point.

It's very insulting. Greg Proops, have you seen a movie? I did. We showed, Jennifer Mee showed I Walked With a Zombie on Halloween at the CineFamily in LA. The 1954, I can't remember, Val Lewton black and white picture. It's a perfect horror movie because it's like 70 minutes long. Oh, that's good.

Yeah, and it's like the original voodoo one where the guy rises from the cane fields and whatnot. Again, it's about white colonial oppression because I like to make sure that everything has politics in it. Well, how does your next Greg Proops Film Club at Cinefamily in Los Angeles, where you're going to be showing

The Apartment, the classic The Apartment, how does that fit into the current, what's relevant about The Apartment today? Well, if you've seen The Apartment... That every man in it is a sexist piece of shit? Yes. He lives in a corporate world where letting your bosses if you've never if you've seen every man in it is this sexist piece of shit yes he lives in a

corporate world where letting your bosses shag people in your apartment is how you get ahead and I think that I didn't

we didn't pick it for that reason we picked it because it's awesome and funny and heartbreaking and wonderful but it is a

scathing indictment of men yeah and I've had it with men and white people I just want to tell everybody

right now yeah I am a man and and white people. I just want to tell everybody right now. Yeah. I am a man and a white people. So fuck me. We really let the team down, boys. And on that note, Bert can turn the show off because I'm going to say, let the games begin.

Games begin. Lady and gentlemen, you have a lot of name tags to choose from. So please go grab the one you want to play for and bring it back to your seat. This is the time in the show when we possibly have ads, but we don't have any ads on this one. So the listeners get to enjoy this process. We'll go through what they brought for the prize bag when they come back. Thank you very much.

Looks like Greg Proops has got one Jeff's got one Doogie's got one Emma's still working the room seeing if anybody has any popcorn in their laps oh Josh, yes please Josh instead of Jaws I put that on my Instagram the other day.

That's a classic. All right, she got one. Looks like she got a light-up one. Making them sparkly never hurts, you guys. It's a way to get our attention, us comedians. But a round of applause for everybody for doing such a good job making the effort.

Can't tell you how much I appreciate it. Every town I go to, people go to the trouble of making these things. And Greg ran off to get what he brought for the prize bag. He might be shopping somewhere. Did you run down to Pharma? Greg ran off to get what he brought for the prize bag. He might be shopping somewhere. Did you run down to Pharma?

Fuck me. You got a name tag, though, too, there, right, Greg? Yeah. Let's do a double. Tell me who you're playing for and what you brought for the prize bag. I'm playing for Abby and she's done a groovy poster. Wait, where's your mic? Yeah, I'm playing for Abby and she's done a groovy poster of herself here.

Irving Berlin's Abby Get Your Gun. That is a nice poster. Very well done, very artful. Classic film. A classic film taking place in Vaudeville in a Wild West show, and it's all about male oppression. Doogie...

Oh, sorry, Greg. What did you bring for the prize bag? I brought a Smartest Man in the World T-shirt and a kitten sticker. Pass them down. Doogie. Thanks, buddy. Who are you playing for? What did you bring? I'm playing for Beetle Jess, Pass him down Doogie Thanks buddy Who are you playing for?

What did you bring? I'm playing for Beetle Jess And it's a Beetlejuice poster With Jess' face on it And it's very nice And it's a metaphor for class warfare Right Greg? Yeah

Beetlejuice is a film about Aspirational yuppie fucksticks Who try to fuck with the ether world and receive their cosmic justice. Yeah. And for my prizes, I brought two bottles of Faygo. I got cotton candy and

raspberry blueberry. I love that one. They're just like, should it be raspberry or blueberry? And they go, well, it's a Faygo bottle. And then I did a drawing of a cat. And it's on fire, and it's got a snake biting it, and a peg leg, and a hook, and an eye patch. And it says, born lucky.

Nice. Using up all nine lives simultaneously, though. I worry oh you really did bring some Faygo yeah what kind of joke would that be brought some Sprite just kidding

Jesus so much sugar you know I almost wasn't able to find those Faygo's because someone gave me directions to the soda store that included Make a Left at the coffee shop. Killed that time. Worth that time.

It's in the delivery. I think you just got to be, you got to sell it. Pick your spots. I feel bad for the guy sitting in the front row, Jeff, with the super Jeff. When we were shit-talking super bad, did you feel terrible, like, now I'm never going to get picked? Not that we were shit-talking it, just Jeff. Who are you playing for, Jeff? I'm playing for Joanie.

She made a poster for Joanie Tale. It's like that movie, A Brony Tale. Uh-huh. And then it says right here, DLM Challenge 307, which I'm assuming... Means she's watched 307 movies so far this year. And I'm assuming this was the 307th movie. Was it? Was it?

Where is she? No. You should have lied. Nice guess, Reacher. You could have just said yes mystery not solved and I brought some stuff for the prize bag I brought a copy of my album again Jeff again there you go it's a very good album. Cool. I brought the cookie

that they gave me at the hotel. Oh, there you are. For checking in, it's got nuts in it and I don't like nuts in my cookies. That's something

Emma and I do not have in common. This is my popcorn. Just to clear that up, I was talking with my mouth full my popcorn. Just to clear that up, I was talking with my mouth full of popcorn. My mouth was full of popcorn, and I was talking to him, and he told me not to talk with my mouth full.

Okay. I think I figured it out the first time. All right. This one's lovely. first time all right this was lovely it's all lit up and I'm playing for Tim Tanik golden lights look it has tiny little hands coming out of it yeah that was pretty good like the weird

little yeah like they're on the I'm on top of the world yeah and it's a metaphor for the struggle of immigrants of course yes and Titanic of course. Yes. Titanic, of course, is a class struggle movie of the highest caliber. Yeah. I'm going to try to fix this hand on this thing.

I'm sorry, Emma. I brought a mug from Tiny's Coffee and some aardvark Habanero Salsa. Oh, that's a popular one. And a Blow Pop, and a Pecan Pumpkin Cookie. And I forgot, honey, so if you win, give me your address after the show, and I'll mail you some. She'll mail you some money from her personal bees. Yeah, from my own personal bees. Yeah.

Thank you. What kind of flowers is the honey? Oh, my kind of honey? Yeah, yeah my own personal bees. Yeah. Thank you. What kind of flowers is the honey? Oh, my kind of honey? Yeah, yeah, your honey. It's like urban honey, so it's a mix of things, you know, clover and ragweed and sage and yard flowers. That sounds fantastic. Yeah, it's very good.

It's very tasty. Urban honey sounds like a great album. In fact, it was my dancer name for a while. I just couldn't make it work. I hope whoever wins this is a boxer, because this is a heavy bag. It's that Faygo. It weighs like two pounds. Yeah, whatever you do, don't shake a heavy bag. It's that Faygo. It weighs like two pounds. Yeah, whatever you do, don't shake up this bag.

I'll have a sugar explosion when you get home. There we go. All right, all of that is somebody's tonight. And it is all in one bag, which is... Oh, no. Faygo's on the loose. All right, so I've got several games here that I've worked out for your gaming pleasure.

And a couple of you may not have played this one before. This first one is called Jason and Deb's IMDB Game. played this one before, this first one. It's called Jason and Deb's IMDb Game. I forgot to check your top four on IMDb, Greg Proops. Do you know what your top four are, where it says most known for on your IMDb page? On mine?

Yeah. You mean in chronological order? You don't have to do them in the right order. I just wonder what you think it says. Well, I'm working on a picture. I'm fumbling this joke terribly.

It's things you're known for. Oh, well, Nightmare Before Christmas, Phantom Menace, I don't know, Whose Line, and then Obscurity. Obscurity. They're not mean like that.

They go out of their way to find a fourth credit. Oh, this is fucking sweet. What is it? Your number one credit on there, best known for, is The Nightmare Before Christmas. And then the next is that Star Wars, one of the titles that I never mention anymore and then

you shouldn't be so mean a terrible accident happened and destroyed most of the plot of that movie I gotta get you on with Jacob Searoff he's becoming

the number one prequels apologist in America and I'd love to have the two of you talk about it I thought he was the only well

I guess there's other ones out there because he seems to have the two of you talk about it. I thought he was the only. Well, I guess there's other ones out there because he seems to have some fans. Brother Bear is your third. I had one line in Brother Bear. Do you remember what it was? Yeah. I love you, honey bear. And then another bear goes, get a cave.

That was the joke. I had the setup. I had to set up. I love you, honey bear. Because those bears were going to fuck. Yeah, with the Pope in the woods. Thank you. And no one would be there to hear it. And number four in your best known for on IMDb,

I'm so proud, Super Jaime. Yeah. Super Jaime is a classic tale of greed and capitalism set against a backdrop of eternal war and a dystopian society. It's a scathing indictment of people who get high. You get three lines in that one, I think. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good movie. Veryment of people get high. You get three lines in that one, I think. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good movie. Very early on in the movie, too.

So thank you for doing that. And that's, so that's your top four. This game is, I'm going to start saying somebody's top four, and you buzz in with your own name, Greg, Doogie, Jeff, Emma, when you think you know what actor or actress it is. But if you jump in on the first title, there's a good chance you'll be wrong. So that gets you negative one point. You get a point for a correct answer.

And if you buzz in before the fourth title is named, you get an extra point for every additional title you guess correctly in that person's top four. Hope that made sense. What in the name of all that's holy is happening? I think you'll be good at this, Greg,

but it is a little tricky at first. So buzz in with your own name if you think you know what actor or actress's top four best known for on IMDb starts with The Martian.

Nobody wants to take a chance because it turns out The Martian has a lot of people in it. The second title is Dumb and Dumber do you have doogies in first Jeff Daniels that's correct sorry sorry Greg I know I said Jeff yeah yeah because I knew the answer but I said another comedian's name.

Cheptate. Ah, shoot. And then he answers. Yeah, when you said Jeff, I was like, no. I was not in The Martian. I think there was a split second where I was like, why the fuck did I buzz in?

So now Doogie gets to guess two more Jeff Daniels titles. And if you're correct on either of them, you get a point for each. Steve Jobs. Name two things that he was in. Steve Jobs. That's one. Oh.

I can't think of another Jeff Daniels movie. Can you think of another Steve Jobs movie? Well, you know, sometimes they'll put in a TV show, like they'll put in Newsroom sometimes. What's a TV show like Newsroom? I'll say Newsroom. No, they went with... You set me up!

You weren't going to guess anything anyway. I gave you something to guess. I had nothing. They went with good night and good luck. And speed. And speed, that's right. Speed. Good night and good luck is terrific.

Okay, so... It's a story of suppression during the McCarthy era. Dookie got one point for that and there's two more to go I'll do a tiebreaker if there's a need for one whose top four starts with Little Miss Sunshine. Second movie? As Good As It Gets.

Greg. Who is it, Greg? Greg Kinnear. Greg Kinnear is correct. Kinnear. Now you get a shot at two more Greg Kinnear movies. I'm totally blanking on them now. Right?

The bloody... The Matador? That's one. And what's the Bob Crane one called? I can't remember the fucking name of that one. Oh, oh, oh, shit. Yeah, that's not it then. Don't say it. There's also the windshield wiper one that's dreadful.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That one's really bad. Don't say it. Ha ha ha. There's also the windshield wiper one that's dreadful. Oh yeah, yeah. That one's really bad. Yeah. What's another? Yeah. Kittens. I don't know, I'm blanking on Greg Kinnear movies. I'm in the doogie Jeff Daniels hole right now,

where I could clearly think of two Jeff Daniels movies, but now Greg Kinnear is but a dim and distant memory. but now Greg Kinnear is but a dim and distant memory. Dim and distant memory sounds like a Greg Kinnear movie. I'm going to say dim and distant memory. It's a thriller with Kim Basinger. It's a story of suppression during this... Is it The Soup?

So those are your guesses, Greg? What was it? So you're done guessing? Well, I can't think of the name of the Bob Crane one. It was called Remote Something or Bound. That's the one I would say and I can't. I'm stuck. That's too bad.

I know, I failed. All right, so. Do I get deducted a point or whatever? No, no, you didn't do anything wrong. Those are just bonus points that you didn't get, because they went with You've Got Mail and Ghost Town. Oh, bugger.

With Ricky Gervais, which I like that movie by the by. Okay, so Greg has one point, Doogie has one point, and Emma and Jeff do not. This is it, you guys. This is your chance

to get in on this one, so you might want to make a risky move. Go out with a blaze of glory. Who's top four on IMDb begins with? The Help. So far, we've had Jeff Daniels was an answer.

And Greg Kinnear was an answer. And the first movie is The Help. In this round. Doogie was a last minute addition, of course. What was the movie? The Help. Wasn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger's biography? Nice. Oh Nice

By the way The Hope is a story Of suppression Of the white majority Really is Over the underclass It's not even a metaphor No

That one really hits home It's really clear It's obvious Alright here's the second title Birdman or the unexpected virtue of ignorance I'm Greg Who is it Greg?

Edward Norton No Emma Who is it Emma? Michael Keaton You said be bold. I was being bold. No, that's not right.

You went for it. Doogie. That's not right. I meant jump in on the help and say somebody that was in the help. I didn't see that. And neither of those people were in the help. They were in my mind. Doogie buzzed in.

Emma Arnold? I'm just trying to think of Emma's. I'm going to wait for that next time. Well, but you can't get that bonus point if you wait for it. I tie Doogie. No, I could win because they both lost their points. So I get one title, and if I could come up with someone who was in all four of these movies, one of which is The Help, which I for sure have never seen.

Well, you just have to try yourself some shit pie sometime. I have had that. All right, here's the next title. It's Jeff and Jeff Alone. Yeah. Easy A. Oh. Jeff. Here's the next title It's Jeff and Jeff Alone Yeah Easy A Oh Jeff You're out now

Oh I get it Emma Stone That's correct Nice Nice Oh I get it Jeff and yeah Yeah

Okay Yeah I figured it out Yeah See I got confused because the Jeff was spelled different I don't think I don't think there's even

an actor out there with the first name Doogie or the last name Horner Doogie was the last edition I get it There's only two Doogies and the other one's a fictional character

but he's still more famous than me. I am in second slash last place. Well he also had his own television show. I mean. But he's not real.

But the reason why is because he was on TV. It was based on a real guy. Yeah. It was based on a real guy? Yeah. It's a documentary? No. It was based on a real guy. Yeah. It was based on a real guy? Yeah. Yeah. It's a documentary?

No, it wasn't a documentary. It was kind of. It was based on this kid that was really, that was a doctor that had already finished school and could be a doctor, yeah. Oh, really? That was real? Yeah.

There was really a kid genius like that. No one thinks that up. Wow. Like, you're not just going to make that up. Well, Jeff, there are talking car shows. Yeah. No, man. Things are talking car shows. Yeah. No, man. Things of that nature.

You've never seen the Munsters? I have seen a family that I thought was Monsters and was like, if those were Monsters, they would be more charming. All right, let's move on. That was a lot of fun. But it's official. Jeff was the winner of that game.

And I'd like to play a round of how high can you get? a round of how high can you get? In this particular game, I'm going to get a genre of motion picture. Hopefully there won't be too much debate about the answers that fit in the genre. Of course, all rulings by Judge Doug are final until the

corrections department corrects it later. We're going to get a genre and then take turns naming movies the first round every single one of us I like to play along has to name a movie that's in that genre but only has one word in its title then the second round is two words etc and you're out if you can't think of one. And we also rotate, we move the who goes first down one each time so that the same person doesn't go first every time. We're starting with Jeff,

and then we'll go to Doogie, Greg, me, and Emma. And the person in the audience that's preselected to pick a genre for us is Kappen,. Is Captain Stuck? Captain Stack. Stack? Captain Stack. What does that mean? It's my name's the captain of a hovercraft in the matrix. It's the name of the captain of a hovercraft in the matrix?

My hovercraft? You have a... You own... You own a hovercraft that's in the Matrix? And his answer is, yep. Wasn't the Matrix the story of how the robot industrial complex was controlling the minds of how the robot industrial complex was controlling the minds of the people and oppressing us

and convincing us that we lived in a reality when actually they were sucking our fucking life forces to make their horrible robot society exist? Yes. And, by the way, as a show business note, the evil people in those movies? Agents. All right, well, I'm going to tell

you right now. Agents. Yeah, agents. I'm going to tell you right now, Captain Stack. Listen here, Captain Stack. Movies with hoverboards is not, or hovercrafts. Okay, that'd be good. Movies with hovercrafts or hoverboards.

Now, what's your genre? Dystopian. Dystopian? Okay, I'm going to start with Steel Magnolias. Does that count? Is it dystopian slash chick flicks? Dystopian. Oh, my God.

That means it's a nightmare world where the government is trying to oppress people Yeah, of course it does You're brainwashing my audience, Greg Alright, Jeff Can you handle that? Can you give us a one word dystopian movie? Everything's gone to shit

Is, hold on Like Mad Max You know, Mad Max films on like Mad Max you know Mad Max films would be a Mad Max Mad Max Mad Max with a hyphen I do have a question how many words is 1984 that'd be 1980 and four so three isn't it one because it's a number? Yeah. You know what? I'm not going to argue with the smartest man in the world.

It's never spelled out. The title of the book is 1984. Yeah. All right. Yeah, alphabetically, 1984 would certainly come before A. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but Greg, thank you for your decision, Greg, and Jeff.

Good luck in the next round. By the way, 1984 is the story. Yeah, of course it is. Of a government run by Big Brother. It's the story of a Ridley Scott commercial. It's a meet cute about the romance. It's a romance, I always thought. Oh, okay. Doogie, do you have one?

A one word dystopian movie? Gattaca. Okay. Great movie. Love it. Greg? Brazil. God damn you! I might be out already because I was hanging on to Brazil

like no one's going to say Brazil. Shit. People in the audience have one. Don't try to help us. Don't try to help me. I'm going to spit one out and you guys are going to go, whoa, I can't believe you just did that.

Idiocracy. That's pretty good. believe he just did that. Idiocracy. That was pretty good. Nice. Nice. Okay, so Emma's next. She's got to give us a one-worder. Then the next round starts with Doogie giving

us a two-word title. Emma? Postman. Kevin Costner? Kevin Costner film? It's The Postman. No Costner? The Costner film? It's The Postman. No, it's not. It's just Postman. Greg?

Is it? I think it's The Postman. You can't look it up? But Greg gets to decide. It's Postman. There we go. And this show is not brought to you by Postmates. All right. It's your turn there, Doogie, for a you by Postmates. All right.

It's your turn there, Doogie, for a two-worder. Blade Runner. Yes. Greg. Shit. That's a goodie. Metropolis Redux? No. I bet you can recall a movie.

Doogie! What? You mean totally recall one? I'm just urging him to search his memory. Like, just totally recall one. Hey, that's just the future in that movie. It's not so bad. Three-titted ladies? Come on. Sorry. Just one.

Do you think that one's dystopian, Greg? I've got a three. Oh, phooey. Do you think it is? Total Recall, is it dystopian? What? Total Recall. More sci-fi than dystopian. I think so, yeah. Blade Runner is a dystopian society because people's identity is being questioned by the government

because they put replicants and they fuck with our memories. So you're not even going to steal Jeff's Mad Max idea? No. Oh, right. Yeah. Is Mad Max? Yeah, right. Yeah. Is Mad Max? Yeah, I guess it is.

All right. Road Warrior. Good. Or is it The Road Warrior? It's The Road Warrior. No, I don't... All you have to do is say Mad Max. All right, Mad Max.

12 Monkeys. Oh, see? I knew there was another Terry Gilliam one I was forgetting. Waterworld? That's two. Waterworld? Yeah! Woo!

The crowd loves you. So I'm going to pull a Chris Hardwick and let you stay, but Waterworld's one word. Okay. Oh, I'm sorry So I'm going to pull a Chris Hardwick and let you stay, but Waterworld's one word. Okay. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The Waterworld? You're just, it's so sad. You would have been sad if there had been a Waterworld 2.

It wasn't such a failure. Jeff, what do you got? The Matrix. Yeah. Ah, nice. Wait, but isn't he supposed to do you got? The Matrix. Yeah. Ah, nice. Wait, but isn't he supposed to do three now? No, no. Don't we go up each time?

No, Greg has to start with three. Oh, I do? Yeah. Crikey, that came fast. As I was furiously thinking over here in the corner, right? This is so cheese, but The Matrix Reloaded. Yeah. Just fighting for survival.

All right, I'll go The Matrix Revolutions. The Handmaid's Tale. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Very good. I just thought of another one that was better, but everyone has to guess.

All right. My turn? Yeah. The Maze Runner. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Never been kissed. Never been kissed.

Three words. The Maze Runner was the original title of Children of the Corn. Wow. That's really good. That's a really good pun. That was amazing. Ah.

That was a little corny. Yeah, super, super corny. Sorry. What do you got there? Whose turn is it, Doogie? Me, the running man. Yes. But that's just two words.

It's running man. The running man. His name is Joseph Running Man. That's me, John Running Man, trapped here in this dystopian future, fighting for my life. Call me Johnny Runs. Greg. Four.

Wait, what happened now? I got to start with four? You got to start with four. I got gotta start with four? You gotta start with four I gotta start with four, okay Four word dystopian Oh shit, what was the one you wanted to say that we missed, Greg? No, no, I've realized it's four words I'm afraid I can't share that with you, Doug

This is a fixture of what white men do to other people They build you up, buttercup. Because I just remembered Children of Men and 28 Days Later. But anyway, for my four-word title that I'm going to pull out of nowhere, I am going with...

The Last Boy Scout. I'm out four words Emma Mad Max Fury Road yes Mad Max The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part one and part two There's extra words on that Yeah he's right about that Sorry Dukes Oh okay You're out.

Oh. Greg. Sorry, Doogie. No, you're not, Jeff. I just, I think that one of the ones you said was the one I thought was four words. I thought it was the children of men. No, it's just children of men.

I realize now, of course, that it's not. Yeah. I can't possibly guess that one. Okay. How about, possibly guess that one. Okay. How about... What's that one? You know. It's a story of the dystopian society.

Minority Report? Yeah, that only has two words. If it was The Minority Report, I'd kiss you. No, I can't. Well, there's all these Philip K. Dick ones, right? Oh, yeah, there are. That might already report two. This time it's a smaller report.

All right, Greg, you're out? Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Jeff, five. Oh, shit. No, I had one, and then I just, god damn it. I was laughing that Greg didn't know something for the first time

in 35 years or whatever you laughed it out of your head yeah I laughed it out of my head I mean that's what I get for laughing at the misfortune of others I should do you got a fiver Emma John dies at the end no it's not it's good of others. I should... Do you got a fiver, Emma?

John dies at the end? No, it's not. It's good music. Oh, wait. There is a dystopian future picture in it. It's kind of. This guy says kind of. I don't take kind of.

It's like half and half. Like, it's presented. Back to the future. Back to the future 2. Back to the Future 2? Yeah. Yeah. That's not a dystopia.

If you're going to count that, you have to count John Dies at the end. Holy cow. I can't speak about John Dies at the end, but Back to the Future 2. Part 2. Part 2. Oh, your own rule. It's got the word part in there. Your own rule, coming back. Nice's part two. Part two. Oh, your own rule. It's got the word part in there. Your own rule, coming back.

Nice try, yeah. Fighting you. Fuck by your own. Oh, no, I remember the one that I had that I laughed out of my head. If you say it, I'm going to call you the winner. All right, the Hunger Games catching fire. There you go. One more chance, Emma, because then you'll have to do six.

Yeah, okay. Zombie. Oh, that's a good way to look at it. Zombie end of the world days. That just sounds like there's a sale at a store called Zombie. I'm out. All right.

So Jeff wins this game, you guys. I won that game by atrophy. What? I won that game by atrophy. I mean, that's the thing about dystopian titles is they kind of keep it brief, you know? It's just to the point, you know, because it's just bleak and dystopian. Yeah. Did the guy who came up with the category, did you think we'd go farther than that?

It's about right. It's about right? Do you have a six, do you have a five word one? Oh, gosh, probably not. Probably not. Yeah, that's what I call really uh you know using your imagination thinking about what your suggestion is going to be by the way oh gosh probably not four words but raise your hand in the audience if you've got a dystopian movie that's got a long title

yeah what is it lady city of the Lost Children's a good one. That was awesome, yeah. There's another long one over there. What? Dr. Strangelove, How I Love to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Kittens McTavish. Is that dystopian? That's a long one.

No, but is it dystopian, that movie? Dr. Strangelove, I would say so, yeah. Well, it has an apocalyptic ending and all that. It ends, it's dystopian at the end, but there's I would say so, yeah. Well, it has an apocalyptic ending and all that. It's not to spoil it. It's dystopian at the end, but there's no sequel. It's a Cold War satire. How I Learned a South Willing about the bomb and love again again? It's a satire about the military

taking over the United States in a coup. Yeah. There we go. Let's play Last Man Stanton to figure this thing out. Now an audience member is going to give us the name of an actor or actress. And we're going to, just like that last game,

but without the thing about it shifting, we're just going to go round and round. But we'll switch the order around. We'll go Jeff, Emma, me, Greg, and then Doogie. Taking turns. But you guys all have a lifeline. One time you can ask for help from the person whose name tag you chose. So get ready, Tim Tanic.

Hey, now. No, I was going to say them all. Don't settle down. But I just couldn't see Jeff's, the Joanie tale. Joanie? Beetle Jess and... Abby. Abby, get your gun.

Okay, so those are your lifelines. And the person in the audience who I pre-chose is... Oh, this is interesting. What a coincidence that their Twitter name is this. It's somebody called Pick Me Doug. So that really worked out great for that person because that really jumped out at me like, wow. What a crazy coincidence.

So where's Pick Me Doug at? That's you right there? And why did you choose the name Pick Me Doug? It's a little on the nose indeed. So you don't have another Twitter account? You just have Pick Me Doug? You just changed it? That's how popular you were under your real name?

That you could just ditch it for Pick Me Doug? All right. But can you switch it back and keep the same followers? Does that work? You don't, you're not stuck with it? Okay, good. Good job, Pick Me Doug. What's your real first name?

TJ. TJ. And what is your suggestion? Leonardo DiCaprio. You son of a bitch. Not you, Leonardo. Leonardo. All right.

Leonardo DiCaprio is the choice, starting with Jeff. What do you got, Jeff? Name a Leo DiCaprio vehicle. The Aviator. Oh, okay. I get it. Vehicle. Good one. Emma?

Titanic. It's pronounced Tim-tanic. Tim-tanic. For our purposes today. Titanic. I will go with his first Academy Award nomination for the TV series Growing Pain. No, his first...

What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Is it me? Yes, sir. Oh, this movie's awful. Wolf of Wall Street. Okay. What's it about, Greg? Well, that venture capitalists are evil incarnate

and that they'll do anything to get to their foul ends, including ripping off the public. And then when their terrible moral demise falls upon their head, there's no repercussions. It's also the most sexist, horrible movie I've ever seen. Really, inconceivably sexist. Have you seen Kisses for My President? Oh, yeah.

I love that with Fred McMurray. He's the first lady. Are you for real? You've seen it? Didn't he just talk about it as if he had? Yeah, yeah. You mean where Fred McMurray's the first lady? No, haven't seen it, Jeff.

It's a very sexist movie also. It's inconceivably sexist. Yeah, it's really bizarre because he's so uncomfortable that he has to do all these first lady, like his broom is all decorated in pink and stuff. It's so stupid. He has to pick the menu at the White House. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense at all.

Alright. That was an interesting diversion. Where are we at? So Greg said Wolf and then whose turn is it? Doogie? Me Gangs of New York

Okay Nice Go ahead there Jeff The Departed Yes The Departed We've had Mark Wahlberg on the show And he says

The Departed Tell me you're not a cop. And I was like, what did you say? Emma? I've got some. Inception. Inception, yes. How about, why don't we do a little, I love that movie where it's all about people that gather to do photography.

Shutter Island. Greg? The Beach. What? Oh, The Beach. Oh, I love that movie. I thought you were talking about The Beach with Joan Collins. That's good too. Romeo and Juliet.

Nice. Full title. The movie. No, it's on the other end that you need to add to it. The movie Romeo and Juliet. I don't know how many times I can help you before it seems unfair.

Like, you know, like there's National Lampoon's Animal House. Oh, William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Yes. Thank you. You gotta give Willie credit. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that he wrote that movie. Can't let people go around

thinking Leonardo DiCaprio wrote that one. Who directed this movie? Oh, Bill Shakespeare. Good for him. Good for him. Wait. All right, so we're up to Jeff.

Are you out? J-Edgar. Is that how you pronounce it? Oh, J-Edgar? J-Edgar? J-Edgar? J-Edgar. J-Edgar.

J-Edgar. J-Edgar, yeah. J-Edgar, very good. J-Edgar. Oh, wait, I. Edgar, very good. J. Oh, wait, I think I just got it. J. Edgar. Emma? Revenant.

Or maybe The... What? What? Say it. The Revenant. Yes. Okay. I had a Michael Keaton moment where I was like, oh, or maybe he's not in that. Oh, shit. The way he looked at me, the way he looked at me was like, oh, or maybe he's not in that.

Oh, shit. The way he looked at me, the way he looked at me was like, no, that's so dumb. I was so panicked. I'm afraid, Eb, I have to punish you. Go to Marvin's room. Which is a punishing movie.

It's a movie called Marvin's Room that Leonardo DiCaprio was in. He played the titular character. He was the room. Oh. Blood Diamond. Blood Diamond which is the story of a white supremacist corporation suppressing the black people

of South Africa in order to extract precious goods as luxury items for the wealthy. The grape Gatsby. Yes. There's a story about the wealthy. Listen, I don't want to nitpick, but I'm 90% sure he said grape Gatsby.

I did. I did, and only Jeff noticed. Did you say grape? Yeah, we shared a secret smile. I meant grape. I know what I'm doing. I was kidding. What's eating the grape Gatsby.

A bear. Otherwise known as the Revenant. It's the sequel. The Banana Gatsby. That was good. Did you say one, Jeff? I was waiting for you to disqualify Doogie for Grape Gatsby. Not taking this seriously.

All right. Body of Lies. Yep. Nice. Whoa. That's a good one. That's a real movie. It's not a good one.

It's a good, it's accurate. Worse than Superbad. Do you got one, Emma? Well, this is embarrassing, but I'm going to have to go to Tim. Go to Tim. Tim! Why not? Help us out, Tim.

What do you got for Emma? What do you got for Emma? The Basketball Diaries. The Basketball Diaries. Basketball Diaries. She's going with Basketball Diaries. I like any movie you can have fun with when you say the title and you buy a ticket. I got one for Basketball Diaries.

And me and the ticket salesperson laughed. Oh, I asked for one for the Basketball Diaries. Yeah, that's fun. It's fun to just change it up. Oh, my turn? How about... Hmm. Let's go with...

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Bam! You're right. That was River Phoenix. So cocky. Greg. Quick and the Dead. Ah, yes.

The Quick and the Dead. I love that movie. I'm going to have to go to my lifeline, Beetle Jess. Hi. What do you got, Beetle Jess? Hi, Beetle Jess. You're on the air. Can you hear us?

Turn your radio down. Where are you calling from? Salem? Long time listener, first time caller, love the show. Django Unchained. Yes, of course. Nice. Nice.

Of course I should remember that. His name was Candy. Django. Django. Do you got one, Joni? Yeah, of course. Me if you can. And then Joni started running around the room. What's up, Emma?

Is it white flag time? Greg, don't say it. What? Nothing. White flag, of course, is about. Yeah, I think I'm out. I don't have anything. Well, you had a good one.

Sorry, Timtanic. Who booed me? Come on, man. Yeah. Worst things have happened to the Titanic, Emma. Greg? Abed, you got one? Oh.

Oh. Abby, do you got one? Oh. This is clearly male privilege taking over. Sorry, Abby. You got nothing, Greg? Oh, I still have a chance to save this? Yeah, yeah.

You just, you went to her for help, but if you can say a Leo DiCaprio movie, just picture him and then say it. Yeah, I know, I got one. You know that one where he's the, he's the guy. What was that movie where he was like, he seemed a lot younger than he really is, he had a real baby face? Oh, all of them?

That's right. Shit, that was no help The bereavement of the Mind Yeah when in doubt Just throw some words together It's a thriller You never know

But that's gonna work out Thanks for playing Greg People clapping for that Doogie It's a thriller. You never know when that's going to work out. Thanks for playing, Greg. People clapping for that. Doogie? No, I got none. For reals? Was he in... Yeah, that's a good way to do it.

Just guess a movie with a lot of people in it like JFK. Not that Leo's ever in a movie with a lot of people in it like JFK. The Monuments Men? No. No, he's not in that one. I feel like there with a lot of people in it like JFK. The Monuments Men? No.

No, he's not in that one. I feel like there were a lot of people in that. Reservation Road. Wow. That's not what it was called, though. That's not what it's called? No. But that's where you stay on the road.

That's your what it's called? No. But that's where you stay on the road? That's your hotel chain? What the fuck is the name of that movie? Not Reservation Road. Reservation Road. Reservation Road. I just keep saying it. Make it harder for you to think of the real word. Emma's no help with the reservation

suggestion the road of reservation reservation reloaded do you wanna mockingjay do you wanna guess a different one Jeff end of times I mean Jeff lasted the longest anyway right

no I think it was me oh really no you just got out oh lasted the longest anyway, right? No, I think it was me. Oh, really? No, you just got out. Yeah. Oh. Revenation? Revenant Road? The Revenant Road. The Wolves of Wall Street.

Those wolves. Why did someone go, oh! Was that close? Because you were so close to a title that's already been said. What's the name of that

other movie you was in with Kay Winslet? Yeah, we know what movie you're talking about, but you're the one that has to come up with the title. Oh, shit, yeah, that one. That one.

I can't think of the name of it either. I can see think of the name of it either. I can see the poster. I remember avoiding it. This lady right here just made a V with her hands and it went like that. That was going to help. Like, oh, Jaws?

What the fuck? The vagina model. You already went to your Lifeline? Yeah, and I got Catch Me If You Can Which was the last correct title set There you go So you're the winner Hooray

You could have given up a lot earlier And still won I can name a lot of Leo movies Because this boy's life is all about Leo I can't get enough of Leo Sometimes because This Boy's Life is all about Leo. Oh, right. This Boy's Life. I can't get enough of Leo. Sometimes I'll go down to the Mosquito Coast. That's the other one that's that other kid.

That's River Phoenix. I get it mixed up with River Phoenix now? That's fucked up. That is really messed up. What was the name of the one with Kate Winslet? Revolutionary Road. Yeah, Revolutionary Road. Revolutionary Road. Yeah, Revolutionary Road.

Revolution Road. Yeah. Correct. And then there was a movie where he was named Jimmy somebody. Jimmy. That's the other River Phoenix. God damn it. Stand by me.

Yeah, I'm permanently confusing. So which Leos did we miss? Man in the Iron Mask. Oh. Celebrity, the Woody Allen movie. My Own Private Idaho. That's River Phoenix too, you bastard. River Phoenix. X-Tenix.

Explorers. Stop doing that. I think we did pretty good with Leo. I think we cleaned up. But Jeff is our winner, so come get your prizes. What's the name again? Joni.

Joni. Joni, come get your stuff. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Don't forget that. Let's do some plugs. Greg, what do you got to plug? Oh, yeah, we're showing the apartment on December 7th at Cinefamily here in Los Angeles.

You can go to gregproops.com. And I'm in New York and then London and then Paris and then back in San Francisco for New Year's. Yay. Gee, it's too bad you're not going any place that's cool and fun and interesting. I was going to go to Indianapolis, and then I remembered what color it was. I'm joking.

I'm joking. I'm joking. What? What? Dookie, what do you got coming up, dude? I'm going to be at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia November 21st. And I'm going to be at Good Good Comedy in Philadelphia December 9th. And then check out my album A Delicate Man. What about you?

Jiggy has books. I want to add to the plugging. We're working together all week. Tell them about your books. You can check out some very interesting cats perhaps you weren't aware of. Or 100 Ghosts. Or Everything Explained Through Flowcharts or my latest book, The Die Hard Coloring Book.

Thank you, Greg. It's a chance to color in all your favorite moments from Die Hard. The original. I hope you have lots of red crayons. Ho, ho, ho. Jeff Tate, what do you got? I am going to be in Minneapolis next Friday and Saturday.

Black Friday and regular Saturday. After Thanksgiving. All Saturdays matter. What? What? What? Right. Either way, I'm in a place called the Comedy Corner

Underground or something thereabouts. And then Emma and I are in Shreveport, Louisiana, Lafayette, Louisiana and Houston at the end of beginning of December. Where do they go for all your dates? Justanotherclown.com. And you can buy my newest album out front on your way out.

I have some with me. Yeah. How much is this going for? Like they can pay whatever they want? Yeah, but like pay a lot. Like pay whatever you think I would want Right and come on Just give me some of that money

It's not going to be worth anything soon Spend it while you got it And give it to me Well it still counts What are you going to do with it? What? Oh I don't know I haven't thought that far ahead Yeah you're just going to do with it? What? Oh, I don't know. I haven't thought that far ahead.

Yeah. You're just going to spend it probably. Yeah. I'll spend some of it in Portland. I'll leave it here in your community. This is trickle-down economics at its finest. You're going to stick around for small business Saturday? Yeah, yeah.

Is that the one that comes after Black Friday? Yep. So you'll be in Minneapolis. I'll be in Minneapolis. Oh, well. Checking out some small businesses up there. Alright, wrapping it up. Done. Emma, other than those places Jeff mentioned, where can we see you?

After that, I will be in Austin and people can see me there and I have a book coming out in January called Notion Sickness. You can buy a teaser chapter you can get it on my website EmmaArnold.com or on Amazon. Yay. Nice. Beetle Jess didn't put a shithead on the back.

Oh, passing it up here. Very good. Oops, sorry. Let me take a look at that oh there's a bunch of things crossed off on here the other side yeah who is David Cocar

am I pronouncing it right David Cocar is a shithead your boyfriend Your boyfriend? Alright, I'll mix it in when I close. I'll mix it in with the others and then people won't necessarily know that he's sitting right there. Thank you to all of my guests, Greg Proops, Doogie Horner, Jeff Tate, and Emma Arnold.

Thank you. Thank you to Helium in Portland and to all you guys for coming out on, like we said earlier, a gorgeous Saturday afternoon. And as always... Oh, wait, do I have a plug, too? Oh, it just says

see you in Los Angeles Tuesday, Los Angeles. DouglasMovies.com Whoever picked this sign won, so no shithead is needed. Yeah, crazy confidence on that one. Sorry if I lost one of your little... Oh, there's your little hand.

I'll just leave it right next to it there. And... Steve Bannon? He's... Your boyfriend is Steve Bannon? And he's a shithead? And David And he's a shithead? And David Cocar is a shithead. Thank you.