Doug Loves Movies - Geoff Tate, Jacob Sirof and Emma Arnold guest

Episode Date: October 19, 2015

Live from Go Bananas in Cincinnati, Doug welcomes Geoff Tate, Jacob Sirof and Emma Arnold to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies! Before the show, I was talking to the club's manager about whether or not we could set up a microphone

to mic the audience, and you guys just made me realize that was unnecessary. I'm sure you'll be heard. Coming to you once again from Go Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S in Cincinnati, Ohio!

It's Saturday, October 17th, 2015. Let me see your name tags, Cincy. I bet you got some good ones. Oh, some big ones. Oh, some big ones. Oh, no. Who, Potter?

What does that say? Paula Potter? Instead of Harry Potter, you've got a big standee and you put your face over Harry Potter's. You left Hermione and Ron Weasley alone, as they should be left. What does that say at the bottom? It's hard for me to read it. Beckeroo Bonsai?

And you put my face over, whose face was that? Peter Weller. And then there's Lithgow and Barkin. That's why you asked me on Twitter today if John Lithgow was going to be a guest. I hate to break it to you, but couldn't get Lithgow to come to Cincy

for some reason. I was like, but the chili! Good reason to come. I can't, there's like a pencil drawing. It looks like Back to the Future or something, but it's like I can't even really tell what, make it out. It like Back to the Future or something, but it's like I can't even really make it out. It's Jack to the Future.

That's an interesting approach. Yeah, color it in next time. It's good to make your name tag visible to the human eye. Like Paula Blart over here. She put lights all around hers. Well, great job, everybody. It's lots of name tags for my guests to choose from.

It's not going to be easy for them. And Paula Blart, do you enjoy the program? Do you listen? I do. Do you have a name for Last Man Stanton? I do. You do? Okay, I'm going to come back to you later

because you made such a good name tag. Los Angeles. Douglas Movies returns to Meltdown Comics Thursday. I'm doing stand-up in Denver at Comedy Works on Sunday, October 25th at 420. And Tampa on Thursday, October 29th

at 8 o'clock. DouglasMovies.com for more deets, other dates, and links. DouglasMovies.com for more deets, other dates and links. DouglasMovies.com For everybody that's here today, you know, I say there's a great pub next door called McLeavy's

that is very nice to me and all of my friends and let's have the meet and greet over there after this show is over. Let's just all go to McLeavy's. It used to be called Sneaky Pete's, which I prefer as a name

of a place. But it's still the same place, and it's awesome that it's tucked away next to Go Bananas in the back of this weird housing mall. Hey, I'm going to go in this house over here to get my dog groomed

while you go in that house over there and have some Japanese food. I'll be in the pub house. From the corrections department, Sean Connery was in A Bridge Too Far and Paul Rudd was not in Muppets Most Wanted. Always glad to clear that stuff up. Let's look in the prize bag.

It's a Gap bag because Gap is one of the stores that makes bags with those nice pull strings so you can put a lot of shit the prize bag. It's a Gap bag, because Gap is one of the stores that makes bags with those nice pull strings so you can put a lot of shit in a bag and it won't break through. For instance, the new, smaller, and improved Schmovie. Much easier. Still not as small as I'd hoped, but it's much easier for me to get around with.

Copy of promotional tool. A Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. I think it's an extra big one. Oh, this is fun. I won this today at King's Island. It's a little bunny rabbit. It's very cute. They have lots of Halloween decorations up everywhere,

and I saw a giant spider, and so I put the little rabbit right in front of the giant spider and took a picture of it. So look for that on Instagram. We got a meditainer, which is a cup that you can put your weed in, but it's also a grinder. So that's a... Nice!

Fuck schmovie, I want a meditainer. I was somewhere yesterday where they gave me an Otis Spunkmeyer cookie, and I don't eat anything with the name Spunkmeyer on it. So I'm passing that along. And a white wristband that doesn't do anything that I got at the Taylor Swift concert. During the concert, it lights up different colors,

and the whole audience all lights up the same color if you're all wearing a wristband, but now it doesn't do anything. So I thought I'd throw it in the bag. Put it on and dance around and shake it off and pretend that you're at the show and your wristband doesn't work.

Let's get my guests out here. Three comics that are in the area mostly because I asked them to be. And couldn't be happier about it. Let's give a big warm welcome to Jacob Seroff, Emma Arnold, and Jeff Tate! They stood up.

Yeah, I guess they got real excited when they heard your names. They know it's going to be a fun show with you guys. A lot of the folks here were at the Thursday Night Comedy show and you got to see Jacob Seroff on that show, right? Couple of you? That was fun, right? That was a good time. But let's start on the other end. Emma Arnold is here, everybody.

She's in the middle, I know. First time guest on the show, currently out on tour with one of the other panelists on this stage. How are you feeling about this, Emma? Good. I was a little nervous, but I talked to my son earlier, and he's a big fan of the show, and he said that if I get stumped on anything, I should just turn to you and be like I understand how movies work Doug

that's his go to for getting out of a awkward situation like not being able to name a Tom Hanks movie to just go I know how movies work Doug sometimes Tom Hanks is in them sometimes he's not that's how movies work

that's how they work and That's how they work. And that's Jeff Tate, everybody. Cincinnati Phenom. Hi, everybody. Doug loves movies. Favorite. He's on tour. He's a settle down, sir,

or weird lady. He's on tour right now with Emma Arnold. I hear she's terrific. Yeah. Wow. Holy shit. You guys are on a tour. It's going to be huge.

That just got super loud. What happened? Your mic? Yeah. Oh, okay. Maybe because we're trying to record the audience through your mic. Oh. Well, that's a bad idea because I'm loud as shit.

Just when they're laughing at something you say, just hold it out. Yeah. Oh, no. I've created a monster after every lame joke. I didn't know how dumb I was until I went on tour with Emma

turns out I'm real dumb oh she's telling you how dumb you are all the time no not like a mean way there are things I don't know that might be problematic like I just found out caramel doesn't come out of trees and now I want to know how that might be problematic

what's a serious situation where you need to know where caramel comes from it's not that that one is it's that I thought caramel came out of trees so what the fuck else do I not know CPR I'm guessing yeah yeah that's where you push them over a chair right yeah just push them over a chair, right?

Yeah, just bend them over a chair and kick them in the ass until they spit it out. Yeah. And the whole time yelling, what's wrong with you? Speak English. Yeah, don't choke on my watch, you asshole. I'm trying to manage an olive garden here. One time when I was waiting tables, a girl started choking on chocolate milk or something.

Like, she just got wrong pipe, so she coughed a little bit, and another server came by and, like, pulled her out of the chair and started giving her the Heimlich. And the whole time, me and her dad were like, it's the wrong pipe. Don't do that. That's weird. That's weird and insane. And he was like is like no I got this okay I'll go get the manager right now because I'm sure you're both gonna

complain well it sounds like you know a lot more than you think you do Jacob Jacob likes roller coasters and so do I and we went to Kings Island today and had ourselves only one person cares in the audience you guys are over

Kings Island yeah you're over it we're used to it well I'm from California we don't put chili on spaghetti then ride roller coasters that's a dumb

that's a dumb idea where I come from. We don't do that. You got through it okay. We made it. The chili stayed inside of it. I had a coney, and I got through, went on the Banshee

after having a coney and did okay. What's that one ride? Introvert? That's where you just sit in a corner and people leave you alone the names are all so vague and hard to understand why that particular ride has that name

did you write conundrum I don't even think that's a ride there I think you're thinking of are you thinking of delirium Did you ride Conundrum? I don't even think that's a ride there. That's what they want you to believe. Are you thinking of Delirium? I'm not thinking of anything. You're right, Jeff.

You were dumb. There's stuff you don't know. Did you have a favorite ride, Jacob? Yeah, the one we did twice. What was that one? Oh, that was... The Firehawk? Yes, Firehawk. That's where you're laid flat out.

And the whole time you're just like, please don't let me go. And then at the end, there's like that chili bath where they throw the chili and spaghetti on you. That doesn't... That doesn't happen. That sounds like you were at Americana.

I never get to make local references. I feel like Sean Jordan. I didn't get either of those references. Or Mark Wahlberg in Boston. What were you saying about why don't you like the Firehawk? I think because they said it sucks. But why? Oh, it breaks down all the time well but when it's that doesn't make it not fun when you're on it yeah yeah when it's working it's pretty fun oh that bus i go to on work it sucks it broke down

what the beast is the best what hey that Hey, what happened to your show? I like Diamondback a lot. That was the first ride of the day. It's a good time. Well, we're not here to debate roller coasters. They don't like it because it's broken. Just go back tomorrow. Stop blaming the ride.

It's broken every time I go. Maybe it's a trick they're playing on you. I tell you, they could do that. They could just build something that looks scary as fuck and just have it be broken all the time. People just keep going back. I hope it's open today. I heard that ride crack pipe is going to be open.

What'd you bring for the prize bag, Jacob? I brought Chipotle caramel and pumpkin seed popcorn, which they sell at the hotel lobby. I left the price tag on to let you know I actually spent money on it. Yeah, four bucks. Yeah, it's a good... We had some.

It's tasty shit. It's very delicious. It's very delicious. Because everybody knows Chipotle and caramel go together with pumpkin seeds. Kind of like... It's artisan popcorn. And we should give the...

I guess the name of the company is 479... Degrees. Which is not a thing. That's too many degrees. Yeah, that's... There's not enough. Oh, shit. Oh, I guess the name of the company is 479 degrees. Which is not a thing. That's too many degrees. Yeah, that's... That's not enough. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

It's too hot. You're supposed to put chili on those chips on the popcorn, dude. Emma, what do you got for the old prize bag? I have a couple of things and mine is kind of like a,

it's like a homemade mom thing. I made a bag. A Doug Loves kind of like a it's like a homemade mom thing. I made a bag And then I brought I brought some honey from my bees because I'm a beekeeper so I brought you some Idaho honey You're a beekeeper? Yeah. Why is that funny? I don't know. I mean, I think if I met anyone and they were, you know, a professional comedian

and beekeeper, I would go, you're a beekeeper? I think I'd throw that in there. I wasn't trying to be sexist or anything. How are you surprised at that response, Emma? I've said it seven times. Every other week, you're a beekeeper? Third generation.

Third generation, actually. Third generation beekeeper. It's hereditary. It's hereditary. generation. Thank you. It's hereditary. And I brought an Idaho cookie cutter because I'm from Idaho. Idaho-shaped cookie cutter. I keep roaches.

Just trying to sweeten that up for you, Jagger. Thanks, Jack. Thanks. I thought it deserved more. It didn't. It was a gift. They just gave it to you. What else, Emma? You're going crazy over there.

And I brought Idaho Spud candies. All right. So we got a little taste of Idaho. Okay. You can go home with this prize bag and have your own private Idaho. You know I love movie references. And Jeff, what do you have for the bag?

You can put it in Emma's bag. It's a two-bag night. Okay. I got a denim on denim shirt. D on D. It's got a picture of denim shirt D on D It's got a picture of me And then some hot lady I never met It's photoshopped

But she's like If you're a hot lady Look how much fun she's having Grabbing my ass Yeah grabbing Jeff's ass is fun She's having a great time I don't know why you guys are missing out Do you want people to grab your ass?

Hot ladies Jacob Hot ladies, Jacob. Hot ladies? And I brought a tour shirt. Hot ladies only, like these two in the front row. I'm sorry, sir. That guy looks like... He's got beautiful long hair. That guy, like, you seem cool, man, but this is gonna be a burn, so

brace yourself. Get ready. He looks like he has a good sense of humor yeah he looks like a Vince Neil gave up more than he already did I'd still hit it I did it brought the tour shirt right there and it's got me and Emma drawn on there like Chewbacca and Han Solo for our tour. And there is one thing down here, right? Stitch kit. Yeah.

A stitch kit for speakyoursilence.org. That's the organization that we try to help out. It's a nonprofit that finds counselors for adult survivors of child abuse and child sex abuse for free. They find the counselors for free. So we just try to bring awareness to that. Oh. abuse for free. They find that counselors for free. That's nice. Awareness for that. Jacob and I are trying to find... Oh, sorry. I apologize.

I forgot that there was a poster. There's another thing. Alright, great. But you got the popcorn, right? You got the popcorn? I did. Okay, okay. I left my hotel too fast this morning to buy anything at the pantry.

I'm very sorry to have disappointed the room. Jacob and I are trying to find a group to support the fact that we're adult survivors of Goosebumps. We saw... Yeah, that movie molested our brains. The Goosebumps movie yesterday.

And turns out, I don't even think it's for kids. I think it's for no one. We saw the Goosebumps movie yesterday. And turns out, I don't even think it's for kids. I think it's for no one. It's for Jack Black's kids. That's who it's for. I love Jack. But yeah, I don't know. It has some stuff in it that's kind of cool.

It has some creatures that are all right. What else we saw? Jacob and I saw the intern yesterday, and Jacob today at the amusement park, the more he thinks about it, the more he likes the intern. This is heartwarming. Yeah, right? Vintage Nancy Meyers.

Pass down the bag so I have all the prizes in one area, and we'll just throw them right here for an eventual winner. Oh, yeah, and the poster, too. That is pretty cool how you have... They look like Han Solo and Chewbacca. The listeners can guess which one is which. It's the Make the Rounds tour. And let's just plug a couple of specific dates that are coming up here.

On September 17th, they'll be in Philadelphia. All joking aside, November 8th, Dayton, Ohio. That's a 40-minute drive from here. Yeah, why? Yeah, we got some people came in from Dayton to see the show today. November 11th, Nashville. November 12th, Memphis. And November 18th, Louisville.

That's enough. Yeah. Louisville. Louisville. Louisville. Louisville. Louisville. That's why I haven't performed there in a while.

I call it my travel agent I want to go to Maybe it's It's pronounced Versailles What else have you seen lately, Jacob besides the two movies you and I saw together yesterday? I haven't been to the theaters for a while. You know, on any device or whatever,

do you just watch the Star Wars prequels over and over again? Yeah, pretty much that. Oh, I love it. What's your kid's favorite movie that you watch with them? The kid's favorite movie? Probably, my son is obsessed with all the Spy Kids films. He watches them on repeat, yeah, just on Netflix. He obsessed with all the Spy Kids films. Interesting. He watches them on repeat just on Netflix.

He just cycles through the Spy Kids. He's done them forwards backwards every other No it's not that good. Why? Because you gotta watch

because I have to watch the Spy Kids. They have good parts don't they? Yeah they have good parts and the girl gets kind of hot. Like sexy adult actors? Oh yeah yeah no.

The girl by the last one she's actually pretty hot. Yo and she's Alexa Vega she's hot hot period. She's hot. She's by the last one, she's actually pretty hot. No, and she's Alexa Vega. She's hot, hot, period. She's hot. She's got a hot period. That's a weird thing.

When you have kids, you get to watch. She's like, I remember I had to watch Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, and these people turned into sluts. Yeah. But they were like these cute little kids. They grew up into full-blown adult sluts, yeah. And they were like, yeah, it's like a preview for my own kids. But the other spy kid, Daryl Sabara,

he came on Getting Doug with High recently. He smoked weed. What else is he going to do? It was interesting to smoke with a spy kid. Yeah, once you're a spy kid, your life is going to get pretty boring when you get kicked out. Of the spy kids?

But don't they become, isn't that premise of those movies that they become adult spies? They do. And then they have kids and they the spy kids? But don't they become, isn't that premise of those movies that they become adult spies? They do. And then they have kids and they're spy kids. It's like their nieces or nephews or something

in the fourth one, but they were connected. But I remember it had the smell-o-vision. I took my daughter to see it. It had the baby dirty diaper smell. Was it accurate?

Yes. Ugh. Are you guys still talking about Spy Kids? Yeah, man. Would you rather discuss Sharkboy and Lava Girl? No. No, I wouldn't.

What was the last movie you saw, Emma? Well, the last thing I saw in the theater was with my kids, and we went and saw San Andreas at the Dollar Movie. That's pretty wise all around. Just spend three bucks to teach your kids about earthquake preparedness. Yeah, yeah, everyone knows how to prepare for an earthquake. Number one, have your own helicopter.

Yeah, if The Rock is your dad and he has a helicopter and he's in charge of rescuing people, just assume he's going to come find you first and not give a shit about anybody else. Well, that was a little much for us, actually, because my ex is a helicopter pilot and my name is Emma, and my kids were like, oh, okay. It was a little, sorry, I didn't mean to kill the room with that.

His wife's name was Emma in the movie? The ex-wife's name was Emma. I like how you just assume everybody knows the characters names in San Andreas. Did everybody see San Andreas? No one saw San Andreas. Everybody's waiting for it to show up at the less than a dollar theater. They'll watch it if it's just being shown on the side of a barn somewhere. And that's just for the experience.

I ain't never seen a movie on a barn before. I love San Andreas. Four stars. I'm a big fan. The rock is awesome. Helicopters are cool. I didn't hate it. I thought it was a lot of fun, actually.

But it wasn't worth more than a dollar. I paid full price opening night. I dressed up like an earthquake. Like I had a nine-button suit. Purple. I dressed up like Earthquake. That was a coincidence, though. It was a Friday night.

I was just dressed up. All right, well, is that really the last movie you saw, though? Is that your answer to the question? Yeah, I'm sorry. No, Jeff. I'm talking to Jeff now. Oh, no, I saw The Martian.

I saw The Martian, too. I'm sorry. Jeff told me that he really put you through some vigorous, rigorous training to be here today. And you forgot to tell her to know the latest movie she saw. Yeah, man. You know how when you explain something, you always leave one thing out? I forgot to be like,

sometimes Doug will ask you something. And you just have to ask. He'll ask you a real gotcha question. Because he likes to trip everybody up. Did you like The Martian? I did. I liked it. My boyfriend is a physicist and an engineer,

and he usually, during space movies like that, does a lot of angry math whispering to me. And he didn't do any angry math whispering. He felt like it was pretty sound. You thought it was all accurate? He was like, the engineering's okay in this. Is that how you pick movies? Do you read the synopsis until you find something that's really close to home?

Is Uly's Gold your favorite movie? Does My Girl Give You Nightmares? My Girl Give You Nightmares? She has serious and strong scientific opinions on Bee Movie. I do. I do. I have a lot to say on the Bee Movie. Well, the boy bees. First of all, bees don't talk.

Yeah, that's the one thing. And if they did, they wouldn't sound like Jerry Seinfeld. No, it should be all female bees. It shouldn't be the main character. It shouldn't be male bees. That won't work! It's my movie. I gotta be in it.

Just be another dude, Jerry. You wrote the motherfucker. I can't play a Lady B! Yeah, he could barely be Jerry Seinfeld on that show. Alright, well, let's not be insulting about... I was talking season one only.

Guy would like to get on the show sometime. But yeah, what's your answer, Jeff? Do you have an answer? The last movie I saw was The Perfect Guy. Wait, with me? Yeah. Jesus, what have you been doing all this time? Just traveling town to town?

Yeah, I forgot to build in movie theater time in this tour. And you don't watch movies on your devices? You'd rather read a book? Well, yeah. First of all, there was a new Reacher book came out. It was fucking dope. And you don't watch movies on your devices? You'd rather read a book? Well, yeah. First of all, there was a new Reacher book came out. It was fucking dope. It's called Make Me.

The end is super brutal. It's called Make Me? Yeah, it's Make Me. Whoa. Is that his response every time somebody... Yeah, yeah. They're like, you got to get out of this town. And he's like, Make Me. Like, Jack Reacher is a bit petulant, but he's also rad.

So, yeah, I spent a little free time reading Jack Reacher is a bit petulant, but he's also rad. So, yeah, I spent a little free time reading that Reacher book. Not much, because I'm a good reader. I'm a real strong reader. How many Reacher books are there? 18. So, Tom Cruise can't keep playing him,

because Jack Reacher's not supposed to be 60, right? No, no, I assume they're going to start rotating him. I think the guy from The Guest should play Jack Reacher after Tom retires from the role. I think they should get the kid from Spy Kids. Good thinking.

I think it should be The Rock. I think The Rock should remake every movie. You're not understanding my point, Jeff, that Jack Reacher should be younger. Oh. And not rock-aged. Oh, you're right. You know who should be Jack Reacher?

Me. I want to play Jack Reacher in a movie. All right, let's campaign for that. Also, I saw The Fifth Element on one of my devices. Revisited it, I assume. Not the first time? Yeah, no, I revisited it.

Right. I've seen it before. It's good. I like it. Four stars. How do you... What do you do during the Chris Tucker scenes? I just laugh.

I just laugh and laugh, man. You enjoy that character? You enjoy that? Ruby Rod is dope. I bought a Ruby Rod action figure. Can I borrow it and murder it? No, it's Ruby Rod. It ain't Chris Tucker from Jackie Brown. I'd put either of them in a trunk.

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Yes, who are you playing for, Jacob? I'm playing for... It's not the greatest sign, I gotta say, but it says... But he had a Jedi robe on. I picked him for the costume. Made a whole thing on. It says, The Empire Strikes Black, but it's kind of fortuitous, because if anyone's seen my act, I do a lot of racial stuff.

I don't know if that's what he means by it. I think Black is his last name. I would hope so. Or he's just... Okay. What's your first name? Tony Black. That's a pretty cool name. Sounds like a Jack Reacher kind of situation. But look at the shithead on the back.

Don't say it out loud. You hurt Jacob's feelings with that one. He loves Star Wars top to bottom. He's not against the prequels. Yeah, talk to him about it after the show. Oh, yeah, and this idiot don't like our chili. He's the guy that don't like our chili.

I like the chili. I just don't think it's a good idea before roller coasters. With spaghetti and, like, four pounds of cheese, it doesn't even melt because it can't touch the chili. He did eat it up, though. He was like, I want the five-way. The minute we got here, I've been talking about it, right? I was on a mission want the five way the minute we got here I've been talking about it right

I was on a mission to get that since the second we got here yeah yeah you know when Jacob Jacob and I are opposites when I come to

like I've been coming it took me like maybe 20 visits to Cincinnati before I finally went alright I'll try the chili and I liked it it's fun

I like it it's good I like it but Jacob this is you know his first time coming to town. Where's the chili? I'm going to try that chili I've heard so much about. You go to Philly, you eat the cheesesteaks.

You go to Cincinnati, you eat the chili. You go to Amsterdam, you get a hooker. I think there's weed there also, I've heard. Hey, Doug, not all of us. No, you go to Amsterdam, you hide under Anne Frank's bed for a few minutes. Just to feel what that was like. Doug, not all of us have confidence we're coming back to that town.

Jacob will be back. He's a big hit. He's doing great. Emma, what's your name tag situation? I picked Lisa Marie T, the extraterrestrial and her adventure on Earth. I like that. I like it too.

Because it has your face. And my face is on instead of Henry Thomas. Yeah, I like that. And E.T. is cloaked like the Unabomber. Or E.T.'s going Ghost Protocol that night. Jeff, who are you playing for? Alpha Doug. It's got a bunch of dudes on it, and I'm one of them.

Okay, you found one with your face on it. Yep. That always works. It's always a way to get Jeff. This guy has your face on his, though. Hey, listen, a lot of them had my face on it. Yeah, let's be honest. But the Alpha Doug is a pretty good...

This one looks like they made it at home and not in their car. So... I've been on the show enough, I can be picky. All right, well, we're going to start off with a newish game called Cable Billing. Or Comcast Away is another good name for it. And it's, you know...

Direct TV for Vendetta. Sure. Cable companies, they just, they have the weirdest listings sometimes for who the top two people, or who the two people they think they should mention as being in one of the movies on cable and so I picked some good ones and I'm going to name two actors that are not really the leads of the movie like for instance recently I noticed that they they listed Owen Wilson and Blythe Danner for Meet the Parents. Starring Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro.

You know those guys. Let's not worry about them. I'm more interested in those other characters and their story. So that's the idea. It's just between the panelists on stage, so hopefully nobody in the audience will get too excited and yell out an answer. I'll name two actors, and and first person that can name you could

make as many guesses as you want but just do it into your microphone the first person to guess is the name of this movie wins this game what movie according to my cable provider features Tyler Perry and Neil Patrick Harris. Gone Girl. That was fast. Congratulations, Jacob. The listeners are like, what? I know, Jeff got in there with that.

Good job, Jeff. Are you a big fan of that movie or something? Nope. It's the only movie Tyler Perry's in that I've seen. Wait a second. You never saw Star Trek? J.J. Abrams' Star Trek? He's in that movie?

I did see that movie. So I've only seen two movies with Tyler Perry in it. You've never seen Tyler Perry's social media? I've never seen anything that starts with Tyler Perry's something something. I had to pause there to remember my own joke. I didn't even see Tyler Perry's Gone Girl.

I didn't even... It was good. Tyler Perry's good in it. Yeah. So is Neil Patrick Harris. Yeah. He gets fucked up good. That's what happens

when a gay man gets with a straight woman. She will fucking cut him up in bed. It's not right. How we doing on time? Looks pretty good. We're about a minute behind. It's not right. How are we doing on time? Looks pretty good.

We're about a minute behind. Let's play... That clock says it's four. Did you... Yeah, the Go Bananas clock is a little off these days. And it upsets me because I love the Go Bananas clock because most comedy clubs you can't just look up and see what time it is so conveniently. So I'll ask the management to fix that.

For the next time I do a set here, probably about eight or nine months. Jeff, you get to go first in this next game. And did you teach Emma how to play Build a Title? Yes. Yeah. Nice. I'm ready. We've been practicing.

Jeff gets to lead us off. I'll give you a title. You add another movie title to it. Then we'll go to Emma and then to Jacob. Do you know how this works, Jacob? I'm not sure if I played this one. All right. You know, it's like if the first title was Godfather,

you could do like Oh Godfather or Godfather of the Bride. Of Chucky. Yeah. We're not going to continue adding to that one. But good job, Jeff. Here's the title. We're going with, we dropped the thes on this game, but we're going to play, since we're here on this game, but we're going to play, since we're

here, sort of, since we're here in Montgomery, Cincinnati Kid. The opening title in this build-up title is Cincinnati Kid. So you need something that ends in Cincinnati. or begins with kid. Original Cincinnati kid. Yes! All right, Emma. Okay. It needs to end in original or begin with kid.

Original Cincinnati, Kids Are Alright. Yep. I pre-guessed kids stays in the picture, but Kids Are Alright works too. So you need to come up with one, Jacob, that begins with alright or ends with original. Ends with original or begins with alright?

Do either of those things exist? Well, you know, I don't... Can I get... I don't know how creative I can get with it. Can I do... Let's see how creative you want to get with it. Was it Cincinnati Original a while ago? Original Cincinnati Kids Are All the Right Moves.

Kids Are All Right Moves. I threw a the in the middle. Yeah, that doesn't work. That doesn't work. Yeah, people are sad. Well, I challenge all of them to come up with a movie that begins with all right. All right stuff. Well, I mean, I know you're new to this, so yeah, what did you just say?

All right stuff. Yeah, that works. All right. Yeah. Because you dropped the the right stuff. You did good. I'll take it. I'll take it.

Jeff, ends in original. I don't know why I keep saying that because that can't even be possible. Or begins with stuff. Thor. Thor. Thor original. Cincinnati Kid.

Our alright stuff. Stuff. Stuff. Stuff. Stuff. Stuff. Stuff. Emma, you got anything? Tough. What? Thor original.

Cincinnati. kids are all the rights kids are all right stuff stuff titties stuff titties KM is out.

Kids are original, all the right. Stuffed guys don't dance. Stuffed guys don't dance. Stuffed guys don't dance. Yes, that's correct. Okay. That's what you were... Jeff, you had something that starts with dance

or ends in Thor labyrinth labyrinth Thor yeah no way no way No way. No way. No way. Jeff is like Ken Griffey Jr. in here, man. This is... I don't feel... I feel like an away team.

Yeah, Thor was so perfect in Labyrinth Thor. I feel like an away team. Yeah, Thor was so perfect in Labyrinth Thor. I actually kind of agree with the crowd, though. I like it. It's fun, but that's not how I play this game. Dance All Junkies? Is that a band? Labyrinth. Okay, so you're sticking with

Stuffed Guys Don't Dance Labyrinth? Dance the right moves. No? Dance, dance, dance. Tough Guys Don't dance on Saturdays. I'm out. Don't dance with wolves. All right.

I'm getting the hometown rest today. Yeah, wolves or Thor. Wolves or Thor. Yeah, kind of a tough life choice It's like the lady or the door Or the tiger You don't know what's behind that door Could be a tiger And we're still not accepting Labyrinth

No I swear to God If you take Labyrinth when Jacob says it I will play this game on protest. How about Arthur? Arthur. Arthur original Cincinnati kids are all right

guys don't you're so on the right track except I will not accept Arthur but you so could have gotten it because I would have accepted author author yeah but what are you gonna do But you so could have gotten it, because I would have accepted author, author.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, but what are you going to do? That was still a pretty long run. That was pretty good. I guess I have to call Jeff the winner. I can't think of anything that starts with wolves. Is there something like wolves at the door? Wolves? Wolves of something.

Wolves of Wall Street. Wolves of Wall Street? Wolves of Wall Street? That's the sequel. That's the next one, yeah. They don't take down just one guy. It's the whole system. Wolves of Wall Street.

That was still a pretty good one, though, guys. I'm proud of you. But now, as promised, we have to play Last Man Stanton. man Stanton. And you guys didn't pick her name tag even though it lights up real nice. So we're going to go to her, Paula Blart, to name somebody for us to play with. We'll start with Jeff and then we'll switch the order around. It'll come around to me.

I like to play along on this one. And she's going to name an actor or actress with a large resume that everybody's heard of. And we're going to take turns naming movies that person was in. Can't think of one. You're out. What's your suggestion? Sandra Bullock. Sandy B.

Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock. Yeah. I like it. We'll start with you, Jeff. While you were sleeping. That's a good one. As long as we're knocking out her early hits,

I'll go with speed. Jeff. What? No, I was just wondering. Did you like my pick? Yeah. Thank you, Jeff. Yeah, yeah. Jacob, what do you got? I mean, I'm going to get the big one off the table. Two if by C. yeah thank you Jeff yeah yeah

Jacob what do you got I mean I'm gonna get the big one off the table two if by C yeah yeah yeah why why would we linger on that one

two if by C okay Emma Miss Congeniality oh okay yeah there you go. Don't act surprised every time I get something right.

Jeff? The blind side. Yes, of course. The blind side. I'm gonna go with love potion number nine I'll go demolition man yeah one of the best

Taco Bell commercials ever put on screen Emma practical magic ever put on screen. Emma? Practical magic. Whoa. That's a terrific... That's a terrific... That's a terrific

pull there. Oh my god, I just forgot. Sandra Bullock is 28 days. Yes is 28 Days. Yes, 28 Days. A working title about a month. I have always enjoyed watching him in one sitting,

28 Days and 28 Days Later. The sequel took a dark turn. I'm going to knock off another obscure one and say Gravity. For which she won the Best Actress Oscar. I'll go Speed 2. Yeah, dude.

You stepped in that one. That's why I haven't tried to do Mischie Geniality 2. I thought Speed 2 was a sequel without a full title, but I'll think of it. It does, yes. Speed 2, more words. Speed 2, colon.

Yes. Think about, just think about the movie. Speed to... The cleverest thing you could think of to call. Speed to Jason Patrick's last movie. No, they had no idea. He's worked since then. Yeah, how could they know?

They didn't know that was going to be his last movie. How could they know when they put it out? So that's not it. It's not Brandon Lee oh something with rush in it isn't it something with rush in it no that's Jason Patrick

what is it alright you're out we'll find out when the next person says it out loud or at the end. Or if you know. Emma? Heat?

What? No, that's not the name of it. Heat. Two lady cops. Shorter. The Heat. The Heat. It's correct. The Heat. No lady cops. No lady cops. Shorter, shorter, shorter. The heat. The heat is correct.

The heat. No lady cups. No lady cups. Just heat. Just hot, hot heat. Was it Speed 2, Charlie's Angels, Full Throttle? Oh, man.

If only you had pulled that 10 seconds ago. Speed 2 cruise control. Ah. I saw it in the fucking theaters, too. It wasn't that bad, actually. What? It wasn't that bad.

It wasn't that bad. It was like there was water in it, but it was like the first one, but splashier. Splashier. Speed 2, splashier. I'm going to say The Proposal. Fans. Emma?

Emma? Miss Congeniality 2 Swimsuit Edition. No? Pretty sure. I cannot accept that as much as I enjoy it I think that's what the DVD was called Unrated Swimsuit Edition

Well the Swimsuit Edition would just be PG-13 Don't say it's unrated and a Swimsuit Edition Okay We don't need to discuss it Hope Floats Oh Hope Floats, Oh, Hope Floats. Interesting. Well, as long as we're going to get into those kind of movies,

I'm going to say The Lake House. The Lake House. That movie's never gotten that reaction in any setting. The Lake House. That movie's never gotten that reaction in any setting. Ooh. The Lake House. Ooh la la.

Emma's out. So it's just Jeff and me. A Time to Kill. Of course. I was trying to think of that fucking one. What's that other one she was in? She was a voice in Minions. Yeah, settle down.

Don't you yell at me from your comfy booth in the back. Clouds your mind when you're in the booth in the back. Jeff? No, thank you. What? I'm trying to think of a Sandra Bullock movie right now. Yeah, just give me another one.

You sure you don't want to debate whether or not it was in Minions for another ten seconds? She was, you know, the villain in Minions. another 10 seconds? She was, you know, the villain in Minions. Oh, was she in... Mm-hmm. Maybe. Oh. Oh, wait. I don't know.

Oh, wait. One's coming to me. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Are you done? School Ties.

No, I'm out. But School Ties has people in it that you don't think. She was in that thing with Ryan Gosling where he was a murderer. Oh, Murder by Numbers. Murder by Numbers, yeah. Her new one is called Our Brand is Crisis.

Wolves of K Street. What else did we miss? Two weeks notice. Two weeks notice. Forces of Nature. Of course Forces of Nature. Crash. Crash.

All About Steve. All About Steve. All about Steve. The net. The net. The net. Romulus. Did while you were sleeping. A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Somebody said Speed 3. That was funny. What was the subtitle of... Armed and Fabulous. Armed and Fabulous. Armed and Fabulous. That's a tough one to come up with. Two lady cops.

Miss Congeniality two armed and fabulous. Fuck you people who put up the letters on marquees. So Jeff won again, though. Jeff managed to last longest. Thank you.

What about Incredibly Close and Extremely Uncomfortable? I can never get the right title of that movie. Extremely Close and Incredibly Loud. Okay. Sandy was in that. And there's probably another one we're missing, right? Judge Dredd. Oh.

No. No. You're just confusing that with Demolition Man. Oh. But I love that you said Judge Dredd and threw in the original. It's not the original because the second one was just called Dredd. In case we thought she was Olivia Thirlby

in the new Judge Dredd. The second one was just called Dredd. There's not two movies called Judge Dredd. Was she in Blue Chips? I don't know. I liked that it was called Dredd Was she in Blue Chips? I don't know. I liked that it was called Dread because it's in 3D and Dread has 3Ds.

Some deep shit, you guys. I like to make people think. Think things like, what's he talking about? Let's play reverse malting. It's like old school at a malting game, but in reverse. We're taking it up a notch by going backwards. Jeff gets to start us off.

Then we're going to go to Emma. Then we're going to go to Jacob. And Jeff gets to pick between three movie titles. Then I will tell you all how many actors and actresses Leonard lists in that film that he chose. Of course, he'll pick the one that he thinks he knows the most names from. And then he'll start the bidding, how many names he thinks he can name, that Leonard name,

not necessarily in the same order. Jeff, would you like... This is interesting, the coincidences that happen. The Cincinnati Kid. Disney's the Kid. Or the Kids Are Alright. Which one of those do you know the most or any of the actors?

I'm going to say the kids are all right. Okay. Cincinnati kid, of course, Steve McQueen and Ann Margaret. Disney's the kid, Bruce Willis. Kids are all right, Leonard List's Nine Names. How many of the nine actors in The Kids Are Alright from 2010, A Space Odyssey? Two.

Strong opening bit. Well, I thought you made up Cincinnati Kid. And I only knew one name from... You've never even heard that there's a person from history named the Cincinnati Kid? Nope. Is Original Cincinnati a real movie? I haven't heard of it. What? Is Original Cincinnati, that's a movie? That's a real movie? I haven't heard of it. What?

Is Original Cincinnati, that's a movie? That's a real movie? Yeah, Original Sin. Sin, oh. Sinati. Now you get it. I didn't even know there was a movie called Original Sin. You thought there was a movie called Original Cincinnati?

It wasn't my turn, and I just kept going. I didn't know there was a movie called Original Cincinnati. It wasn't my turn and I just kept going. I didn't know there was a movie called Original Sin either. There is with Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas. Oh, okay.

Banderas. I only watch him in Spy Kids movies. What about Assassins? Assassins. That's all I get. What about Puss in Boots?

Is that the Nascent XB? It is. Is the Nascent XB okay? Is that a real bee, Emma? How many of your bees in your hives at home tell you how to avoid seasonal allergies? What about the Honey Nut Cheerios bee? Does that bother you? You guys are making me blood-red mad right now.

Some things are funny to joke about and some things are serious business like bees. Jeff says two names, Emma. Can you name three or more people from The Kids Are Alright? If not, you could just ask Jeff to do it. Hope he screws up. You know he doesn't know much.

Well, you did ask me where the water in fountains came from the other day, so I'm gonna... We were in California and they were complaining about the drought and the house had a fountain, it was like, why the fuck, where's that water from? Seems like a reasonable question,

but then you had a very, your answer was like, okay, yeah, I'm dumb. All right, so do I just say name it then? Because I think I can only name two. Yeah, if you don't think you can do it, yeah. I think I can only do two. He could screw it up. I could see him doing that.

It's a movie I don't think you can do it, yeah. I think I can only do two. He could screw it up. I could see him doing that. It's a movie I don't think he's seen. Nope. Annette Bening and Julianne Moore. That's correct. That's correct. All right, Jacob, we're going to bring you into this. Let me just edit. Let me get rid of Cincinnati Kid.

Good to know you. Disney's the kid. That was a tough one, Jeff. That was hard to pick between, so good job. Thank you. People listening are gonna be like, what is happening? Jeff is taking his dick out whenever that happens

to those listening at home. Hey! Like when you first said it, I was listening at home. Hey! Like, when you first said it, I was like, yeah, they're all cheering, and then I was like, wait a second, they're all laughing. Hang on, Jacob. I'm not doing that, listeners. Nope, his dick is totally not out.

I'm not taking it out. It's as far from out as a dick can be. It's in. The dick is in. Hey, you stop too, man. Is there any way we can stop talking about my dick? Yeah, seriously, no more dick or B-talk. All right, Jacob, you get to choose talk. Alright,

Jacob, you get to choose between three movies. Would you like Clue, Clueless, or Less Than Zero? Clue, Clueless, or Less than zero? Clue, clue less, or less than zero?

All from a long time ago. Some 80s, some 90s. Less than zero, three. What? A second? You said which one you're going to do and bid already when I didn't even tell you how many names. Leonard, let's... which one you're gonna do and bid already when I didn't even tell you how many names. Leonard lists...

I was almost gonna go for that joke, sir. Leonard lists seven names, and you're saying you can name three. Just like that, seven names. And you're saying you can name three. Just like that. Just three. Emma? Shouldn't it be Jeff? I think it's Jeff's.

Doesn't it go in a circle? It changes around, though, each time. Shit. Okay, then I'm sorry to do this again, but name it. Don't be sorry. Okay. I think you have a chance again, but name it. Don't be sorry. Okay. I think you have a chance here, but he also seemed pretty confident. I'm going to go Andrew McCarthy, Jamie Girtz, and Robert Downey Jr.

Those are all correct. If you had to name a fourth, who would you say? James Spader. Yeah, you could have gone four. You gave a conservative bid there. Harry Dean Stanton. No. No. Yeah, you could have gone four. You gave a conservative bid there. Harry Dean Stanton. No.

No. Tony Bill, Nicholas Pryor, and the seventh of the seven names. Now I kind of want to go back and watch this movie just to pick them out. Brad Pitt. Really? Yeah. That's shocking. I didn't know he was in that.

Somebody booing? He might just have a couple of lines or something. He says, Leonard Maltin says, Robert Downey Jr. is exceptional as a wealthy addict. Like all he had to do was show up each day. Here I am, wealthy addict. Hey, there's a chance Robert Downey Jr. didn't know he was in a movie.

James Speeder is creepy as a drug-dealing slug. Leonard thinks he's a slug. Nihilistic novel about young, disengaged L.A. have-it-alls. It has that amazing Bengals song, which is sort of an almost Cincinnati type. Yeah, their coveraged L.A. have-it-alls. It has that amazing Bangles song, which is sort of an almost Cincinnati type. Yeah, their cover of Garfunkel and... I mean, Garfunkel and Simons. I almost said Garfunkel and Oates. Simon and Garfunkel's...

Hazy Shade of Winter. Leaves Are Brown. It's a jam. I love it. I love that song. I love... And the Sky is Gray. Mm-hmm. That song. I love... And the sky is gray. That song. California

Dreamin'. Yeah. Susanna Hoffs is my favorite voice of all time. I own the all-nighter on DVD. Just because she's in a bikini on the cover. Yeah. Somebody was really excited about Susanna Hoffs. But have you bought those covers, albums she does with Matthew Sweet? No.

They're really good. Yeah, she's got a great voice. Yeah. Alright. And the audience is getting their checks. It's getting really chatty out there. I always save my Susanna Hoffs material for the check drop. Yeah. It's a good time to get into it.

Because nobody's listening. Nobody's listening. Nobody cares. Yeah, so Jacob has a point, everybody. We'll start with Jeff this time and then go to Emma again. It's always right at you, Emma.

So you gotta be ready for it. I hope Jeff trained you well to compete against him. That's kind of unorthodox. That he is your mentor and now he's gonna try to beat you. Jeff, do you know more actors from

Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy, or Anchorman 2, The Legend Continues? Or Broadcast News? Which one of those star-studded productions? I know I'd get confused between who was in which Anchorman. I don't. I've never seen the second one.

Anchorman. Oh, okay. The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Full title. I the second one. Anchorman. Oh, okay. The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Full title. I appreciate it. The Anchorman. Wait. Lettered lists. Nine names.

Ooh. Ooh, says the audience. Because somebody here's from Jersey. Ooh. Ooh. audience because somebody here's from Jersey. Oh! Does it trip you guys

out that Cincinnati is on the East Coast time? Trips me out, man. What about the chili? Seems like there's a lot more stuff before you get to the East Coast between here and the East Coast. But maybe it's just me, I guess.

You guys are cool with it. At least you don't have to be left out when the TV always says, you know, 7 o'clock, you know, 10 Eastern. 10 Eastern, 7 Pacific. And you're like, yeah, we're Eastern we're in we made the cutoff

wait, when they say that, does that mean it's not showing in the other two time zones? yeah, no, the other two time zones can fuck off we don't give a shit alright, alright no, it's funny to me, the other two time zones are blown off all the time and those are the ones that write to me most on Twitter about

getting Doug with high when we go live. They're like, but what? I'll go, it's 1.15 Pacific. And they'll go, but what is it Mountain? And I'm like, don't you live there? Aren't you used to having to just add an hour? Doesn't that happen to you all the time?

Well, weed's legal in the Mountain District now. That's true. And I, weed's legal in the Mountain District now. That's true. And I like that you called it the Mountain District. I know. Why did I say that? I've been watching a lot of Hunger Games. Hey, I got transferred out of the NYPD when I moved. Now I'm in the Mountain District. Oh.

Oh. Nine names Jeff How many names from Anchorman, the original colon Legend of Ron Burgundy comma the How many of those

nine can you name? I'm looking at him and going really? Oh yeah okay I remember that. Yeah, I remember that. All right. I'll go seven.

Well, congratulations, Emma. Because I think this is going to be your chance to bring us to a three-way tie. All right, I'm going to say name it. Yeah, of course you are. He's crazy. There's not a man, woman, or baby in this room that can do that. And yet he's going to go for it.

I'm not going to tell you if you're right or wrong on any of the names until I've heard all seven. And it's just, you know, it's just out of the nine that Leonard lists. I hope you're keeping that in mind. Yep. I hope you're also keeping

in mind that the unrated version runs 103 minutes. Added that three extra minutes. No reason to worry about that. Will Farrell. No, not out loud, dude. With your hands.

With your... Yeah. Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Steve Carell, Christina Applegate, Fred Willard, and... Just a second. Can I just say something? Yeah. This will be amazing if you pull this off. One more.

That was only five? I thought it was six too. Have that lady removed. She hates Ken Griffey Jr. He didn't play here that long, dude. He's from here, though. One more, dude. Just from here, though. One more, Jeff. Remember the fight scene.

Why are you giving clues, lady? Boo! I have one question. Remember the part where he had a jacket on? Stay classy, Jeff. When thinking of an answer. You had a question? Ben Stiller?

I'm sorry, no. But I'm happy to. Yeah, you would have had to pull out Danny Trejo, Missy Pyle, or Holmes Osborne. Yeah, I did not think that would happen, but nice try, Jeff. We have a three-way tie. All right! Remember the fight scene, you motherfucker.

Yeah, now I'm curious. Who's in the fight scene? Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn. Oh, the fight. I thought there's like a boxing match. There's a ton of people in that fight scene, but that's why when I was first saying,

Leonard only lists nine names. Don't get crazy, because he doesn't list all the wacky cameos in the fight scene, yeah. Holmes Osgood. Did you... Osborn, Holmes Osborn. I would have been wrong anyway. Terrific. Terrific actor.

He was the dad in Election, and he's been in a bunch of stuff. He's always really good. Missy Pyle, we know her from Galaxy Quest. And the great Danny Trejo, who one time a guy seriously suggested him for Last Man's Tent, and I

hit him with my microphone. I took it out of the stand and I beat him with it. It's time to play the tiebreaker on Reverse Malton, you guys. This is... This is a rarity.

Jeff, you taught Emma well. Emma, you've applied yourself nicely. Thank you. Yeah, you don't... Jeff doesn't deserve all the credit for your success. You had to do it yourself. And we're gonna start again with Jacob. You don't get to pick a movie.

I'm just going to tell you the fucking movie that I chose because I'm passionate about film. I hope it's The Intern. That's a total classic. How many... Now, just for fun, Jacob, we saw the intern yesterday.

How many people from the cast of The Intern can you name right now? I'd say I could probably get five. Jeff, how many... Six. Emma? Name them. Name them? Jeff, name six people from the intern

Robert De Niro Anne Hathaway possibly Anders home could be Adam Divine I'm not gonna say for sure

Two more, two more Asif Manvi And Vince Vaughn No and no On those last two But good job How many did I get? You got four

Oh the first four were right? Mmhmm Oh the last two were from the internship And my buddy Yes The internship Yes Okay alright

My buddy Zach Perlman has a big part in it And uh Linda Lavin is in it. The lady who played Wonder Woman? Mm-mm. That's Linda Carter. Linda Lavin was Alice.

There's a new girl in town, and she's looking good. Was not looking good in The Intern. Oh, she's old. Come on. Oh, come on. Old ladies are so fuckable. You're right, guys. Come on. Oh, come on. Old ladies are so fuckable. You're right, guys. Come on. Get out of here. You wouldn't do that either. Renee Russo

is in the intern. Renee Russo. Yeah. That was fun. Side game. But now it's time to get serious. Jacob. Jacob. The film is Rudy. Jacob the film

is Rudy I'm not a big Rudy fan from 1993 probably not a good idea to bring that up in front of the other contestants Leonard lists

eight names how many folks from the cast of Rudy Rudy the Rabbit how many Eight names. How many folks from the cast of Rudy? One. Rudy the Rabbit. One. How many? One name.

He's opening with one, Emma. Can you name two? Two. I probably wouldn't challenge Jacob if I were you. No, two. I can name two. She says she can name two, Jeff, from Rudy. What's happening?

You know the movie Rudy? Yeah, yeah, I know it. I can name five. Show off. I mean, Jacob, what are you going to... I mean, did Emma... She did, yes. Do you just want me to say name it since I'm so good? No, no, it comes to you now, Jacob.

Oh, you said five? He says five, yeah. Oh, yeah, name it. Name them. I had one. Are you kidding? All right, Jeff. If you can name all five, you're going to be our winner.

The prize bags are going to go to the person you're playing for. Otherwise, Jacob's our winner. Five people from Rudy. Sean Astin. Charles S. Dutton. Rock. Rock. Charles Durning.

Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. I'm sad to say that I think you think Robert Prosky is Charles Durning. Robert Prosky. Robert Prosky. Robert Prosky. I'm sorry. Or Ned Beatty. Or Lily Taylor.

Oh, it was Ned Beatty who I thought was Charles Durning. Or Jason Miller. Yeah. You could have confused any of them for him. So you got close. You were one off. And that means Jacob's our winner! That's a first sorry sorry everybody so I forbid in Jeff but Jeff that was such a valiant effort as a consolation prize I want Jeff, to name the movie that I'll use in the tiebreaker

category moving forward. What movie is a classic that you love that has a lot of known actors in it? Jackie Brown. Oh, okay. Jackie fucking Brown. And of course,

if it's on a show where you're a guest, remind me that I got that from you. Should probably pick a different movie. Wait, should I try to name how many people I know from that movie right now? Because it's not that many. I just remember there's a lot of people in it. Oh, that's good. That's good that you picked it then. Because if it comes up when you're on the show,

you won't necessarily be a ringer because you were too dumb to pick a movie that might help you down the road on the actual show. Do you really want to know how many are in it? Yeah. How many he lists? He lists 11, I think.

Ooh. No, 10. Oh, okay. That's a little more. I might challenge you on this one, Jeff. I'm a big Jackie Brown fan. Wait, do. Oh, okay, that's a little more. I might challenge you on this one, Jeff. I'm a big Jackie Brown fan. Wait, do I have to name all ten? Oh, so we're just going to play it right now?

Oh, I don't know. I thought we were going to play it. I thought we were going to do it. Let's do it. It'll be fun for the listeners to hear the same one come up again later and see how other contestants deal with it. It's part of the charm of this show. Do I have to name all ten people in Jackie Brown?

No, just how many can you name? I'd say six. Can you do more than that, Jacob? I'll try. You just said he doesn't know any, and then he says he can name six. I would try for seven. All right.

And Emma will challenge him to do that. Name it. Okay. Emma's really good at this. She's my favorite guest. Not just on this episode. I'm insulting everybody that's ever been on. Seven names.

She rocketed to number one. Pam Greer. Robert Forster. Chris Tucker. Samuel Jackson. De Niro. Robert De Niro. Bridget Fonda.

And give me one more. Give me a sec. There's not enough time in the world. There's not? Really? They're too weird? I don't think you're going to do it. They're too weird? You're just not going're going to do it. They're too weird?

You're just not going to do it. You just don't believe in me. Robert Forster? You said Pam Grier. I said Pam Grier. You said Sammy Jackson. You said Robert Forster. Full name, please. Samuel L.

There you go. I said De Niro. Samuel L. Jackson, my favorite character in Ted 2 De Niro, Bridget Fonda yeah you said De Niro the intern you said Chris Tucker there's three names sitting here

one of them's fourth build I could have done seven you got one more? one of them's fourth build doesn't matter by the way yeah I know You got one more? You got one more, yeah. One of them's fourth build. Fuck. Doesn't matter, by the way. Yeah, I know. Go ahead, Jeff.

What's the seventh? Michael Keaton. Yes. Oh, yeah. Birdman. Birdman is the seventh. What were the other two? Sid Haig and Michael Bowen.

Okay, Keaton was the only one I had a shot at. Okay, so do you want to just do out of sight The next time there's a tie Since we just did everybody from Jackie Brown No I love that we did that already It's just going to be loaded in there And I'll totally forget about it So Jeff won right Jacob won

Sorry Jacob Don't mean to take away your victory. The person Jacob was playing for, come get your prizes. Master Jedi. Somebody turn around and hold up all your prizes. Everybody take a picture of this guy.

We've never had a real Jedi at one of our shows, I don't think. Hey, that stuff looks like Star Wars 2. Do you have a Star Wars Name for yourself man Most I assume a guy with a robe Would have a Star Wars name For himself

I do What is it I don't want to say it You have to say it Say it Say it or I'm taking The popcorn back It's private

It's too nerdy I'll tell you mine If you tell me yours It's not too nerdy It's not too nerdy man You're in the right place Blatto Padde Yay

Wow Blatto Padde You actually made A Star Wars place. Blatto Padde. Yay! Wow. Blatto Padde! You actually made a Star Wars name up. Blatto Padde! You actually made up like a new thing. What is that? Congratulations, Blatto Padde. Blatto Padde.

I don't know what that means. Blatto Padde. Mine is Jacoby Wankanobi. See, his is real and yours is a joke. I learned my real one. You know, there's a formula for it. I learned mine but I forgot it. What's the formula? You put your name in a website and it tells you

your name. I think it's the formula. It's just dumb. I think my name's Bento Box. Yes, Master Pate. Okay. Yes, yes. Master Pate. It's the first three letters of your last name. It's the first two of your first name. Yes, yes.

First three of last, first two of first. So mine's Bendo something. And then the last name is... I was close with Bento Box. The last name is the first porn star you jerked off to or something like that. It's the first two letters of your mother's first name. And then the last three letters

of the last person you murdered. The first three letters of the city you were born in. Barn and Casa. So I'm Bendo. You followed all that? I'm Bendo Sando or something like that. All right. I couldn't follow any of that.

I don't know. I speak Star Wars and I didn't get that. Also, by winning, you thwarted... I'm not going to say Jar Jar Binks is a shithead, which is what our friend chose for his shithead.

He wrote on it, don't read aloud. They do that because the guests don't know better. It's confusing. This show's not easy to be on. But you did it, Jacob. What do you got to plug? Let's do some Doug's plugs. I'm going to be in San Diego on October 21st

at a place called something, The Wood, The Wood, in San Diego. Really? October 21st, yeah. All right. Yeah. That sounds neat. It'll be fun. It'll be fun.

So you just have one more gig and then you're gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna retire. Alright. Jacob Searoth, everybody. Emma Arnold, my favorite guest of all time, is currently touring with Jeff Tate

in case you thought it was another Jeff that's not on the stage right now and what's the tour called Emma? Make the Rounds Make the Rounds tour so you're like I got a hashtag make the rounds yes we have a hashtag make the rounds and then you can find more information on justanotherclown.com

which is Jeff's website or mine which is Emma Arnold comedy under our dates thank you Emma great job thank you

Jeff Tate everything Emma said plus buy some stuff because we do we have donations that go to the speaker silence dot org and I'm in Appleton Wisconsin at Skyline Comedy Club the Friday Saturday after Thanksgiving Let's buy some stuff because we have donations that go to thespeakersilence.org.

And I'm in Appleton, Wisconsin at Skyline Comedy Club the Friday, Saturday after Thanksgiving. And that's it. Surprise, Doug. I did them fast this time. Oh, West Lafayette, Indiana tomorrow night. Sunday. I'm glad I didn't start talking because you can't just not throw in another thing. At least that time we didn't cut each other off.

Well, Graham was my mentor. That's the thing. I think with Reverse Malton, the one thing that everybody, I should really teach them is that you should pretend you know more names than you do and then work it that way.

But then I guess you could get stuck if you sound too cocky. If you're like, oh, I got this. I'll just say one for now. That might psych everybody out. You could name more, but you're just starting with one rather than there's only one

name I know. And that's why I bid one name. Could make the game more exciting. I don't know. It's a dying game either way, because the Maltin app is dead. So I'm just scraping up anything I can from it. Last Man's Den is going to take over as the major game on the show, I think. We'll see. We'll see. It the major game on the show, I think. Oh, we'll see.

We'll see. It's an evolving nine years in, you guys. Doug Lowe's movies for nine years. That's... Last Man Stanton is the game that makes you feel the most stoned. Last Man Stanton. Right, because that's the thing. Even someone who's not high, who knows a lot about movies,

to just sit there and think of naming other movies by an actor, you always leave out really obvious ones. I was telling them, you could say Mark Hamill. I can only come up with two Star Wars movies. What? You can't say Corvette Summer or Kingsman the Secret Service? Or Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? No, I can't. I know all that stuff, just not during the game.

But that would be a tough one. You guys forgot Wing No, I can't. I know all that stuff, just not during the game. That would be a tough one. You guys forgot Wing Commander, by the way. I didn't forget it. It wasn't even Wing Commander. He wasn't in Wing Commander. It was Slipstream. I'm sorry, I mixed those up.

Those shitty stuff. It was Slipstream he was in. It sounds like you forgot Wing Commander. Yeah. Malcolm, what's his face? McDowell. McDowell was in Wing Commander.

Malcolm Jamal Warner. Yes, both of them. They were both in Wing Commander. Yeah. Malcolm, what's his face? McDowell. McDowell was in Wing Commander. Malcolm Jamal Warner. Yes, both of them. They were both in Wing Commander. One played wing, the other played commander. Thank you to Go Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Always a fun venue.

We'll see you guys over at McLeavy's Pub after the show one more group round of applause for Jeff Tate Emma Arnold and Jacob Seroff Douglas Movies is coming to Nashville on November 10th

and just lots of other places all the time it's just all over the place I can't wait to come back to Cincinnati it's always fun and as always people that don't wave when you let them over in traffic are a shithead.

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