Doug Loves Movies - Geoff Tate, Jacob Sirof and Tyler Bowlin guest

Episode Date: April 29, 2018

Live from the Bastile Theatre in Indianapolis, Doug welcomes Geoff Tate, Jacob Sirof and Tyler Bowlin to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, skinny babies, sticky seats With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is God Lost Movies. All right, settle down. Coming to you for the first time

from a place with a complicated name that's hard to find, in Indianapolis, Indiana! Yeah! Oh, boy. It's Saturday, April 28th, 2018. Can you believe I'm still off script? This is amazing. I'm killing it.

But let's try to get the name of this place right. This is the Basile Theater in the historic Anthony-mum. Athenum. Athenam. Is that how you say it? Athenam? Athenam. Is that how you say it? Athenam? Yeah! Yeah! Okay, close enough. Sure, somebody just said it. I also like to call ahead and say, get me the most complicated mic stand.

I want something I really have to work with. I like to put together the mic stand myself. If can get a mic stand from Ikea I'd appreciate it I'll build it during the show and it's kind of it's a fun form of multitasking but speaking of tasking single tasking you all had the opportunity to craft a name tag for today. I have a feeling they're gonna be pretty good. Can the house lights come up a little bit? Is that possible? Is that a thing you guys can do? We got a Home Alone 2. Ross in New York. I like it. Wow, like maybe we should...maybe these seats are too far from the audience.

Because I, oh, what's that big base, or is that a big joint? What is that? Inflatable joint. It's an inflatable joint, finally. Finally somebody figured out how to inflate a joint. Oh, and there's one thing over there with lots of Tito's on it. Did anybody bring something that's got weed on it? Yeah.

Okay. Make sure you let my guests know when they're out there walking around. Yeah, I don't know if they're into Tito's as much as they're into weed, but we'll find out soon. Great job, everybody. Thank you for making all those, good luck Doug plugs Friday May the 4th I'm doing stand-up at Zany's in Rosemont Illinois then Doug those movies is taping on the 5th and 6th at 420 at that same club and then Sunday night I'm doing stand-up at the Chicago Zanies. That's Sunday the 6th of May.

And I'm doing stand-up on Monday, May 7th at Comedy Off-Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky. The next Doug Loves Movies in Los Angeles will be Tuesday, May 8th at the UCB Franklin. For all my dates and deets, go to DougLovesMovies.com. Yeah! DougLovesMovies.com. Yeah! douglovesmovies.com! Yeah!

I like that guy that got way too excited and started with yeah. Yeah, Doug Loves... So close. All right, when I get some guests up here, I think we're going to move the chairs. I don't know if the chairs need to be this far back on the stage, but I feel like we should be a little close to you guys. That's my feeling.

I should have noticed when I was walking along up there earlier, but it's so much to take in. I just can't believe I'm in the historic Bethany in Nidia. I'm coming down with a case of atheneum. My atheneum hurts. As you can see, we've got three guest chairs today, and I've brought in two strong, two of our strongest competitors.

And I would like to know which among you would like to have a chance to be the third guest. So hold up your name tag again if you want to come up here and compete in a quick game to determine who gets to stay up here the whole time. I like your attitude. She's like, not me, sir. I'm going to keep my name tagged down, which is why you're holding it up

and pointing to that guy? That's not going to work. I'm going to fall off of this fucking thing. I mean, I appreciate that you're supportive, but this big life aquatic poster, come up here, dude. There's some rickety stairs over there on the side. Where's the lady

that wants to play? What about the lady with the sign on the stick? Yeah, yeah, come on up here. Let's get one more woman if we can. Where's another woman that would like to play? The lady like that. Yeah, you.

Don't ever stop doing that. No, come on up here. I'm supposed to pick based on name tags, but I'm going more on enthusiasm and not being annoying. So, can you guys move your chairs down just a little bit? I think it'll just be nicer. Just get it more. Get everything more intimate. It's going to be fun watching you try to move this table with all my vodka on it. I'm going to do it, dude. Don't you worry about it. I got this. Hi! Have a seat in the available chair.

Thank you for coming. And let's start with the dude. What's your sign say? Mine is the Life Eclotic with Tyler Zizou. Okay, and your name is Tyler? Yes. All right, and you've got Sam Levine and Leonard Baldwin and Kate McHugh, and Mark Wahlberg and Ricky Lindholm, all of whom are not here today.

But, you know, you've covered a lot of ground, and then you put Jeff Tate front and center, which is always very nice. And what do you do, Tyler? I work in Louisville, Kentucky for Louisville Gas and Electric. Okay. You got one woo out there for that. So that's pretty exciting. And thank you, Tyler, for joining us up here.

No problem. Who's next? Rhonda Gallagher. Hi, Rhonda. Captainher. Hi, Rhonda. Captain Rhonda. Captain Rhonda. See, I should have just picked it based on that. That's a great one.

Right? You got Kurt Russell and Martin Short, of course. And that kid looks like Lipnicki, but I don't think it is Lipnicki. And is your face on there, or is that just the regular cast? Regular class. Yeah, yeah.

But you also added Pick Me on there. I did, I did. You put the whole thing at the end cast? Regular class. Yeah, yeah. But you also added pick me on there. I did, I did. And you put the whole thing at the end of a yardstick. Yeah. I'm not great with measurements, but I know that one. And what do you do, Rhonda?

I work for a healthcare company that only serves police environment. Do we have any in the house out there? Some people are applauding. Other people are like, hey, I need healthcare. What makes them so special? No, but that sounds really cool. And thank you for being here.

And we got Alicia. Yep, I'm Alicia. Alicia of the dead. I saw that one on the internet yeah you posted that and you got me Sean so I appreciate that that's a lucky break in my career and what do you do Alicia I do business support for a local chemical company. Okay. Super boring. I don't really do crowd work, but sounds like an interesting gig.

And are all three of you familiar with the game Last Man Stanton? Yes. Absolutely. Yes. All right, that's what we're gonna play. And we'll go in alphabetical order. We'll go Alicia, Rhonda, and then Tyler. That worked out pretty good.

I lucked out on that. I was just guessing for a second there. I was pretty sure R comes from 14. There's a person in the audience that I preselected to give us a name for Last Man Stanton. Where is Bennyboyboy24? Where are you at? There you are. How's it going dude? Did you bring a name tag today? Why didn't you get picked? But at least you got picked to do this. On Twitter if you want to reach out to him, tell him what a great suggestion it was. It's B-E-N-E-B-O-I-24.

Is your name Benny? This is Ben, yeah. Ben, but you put that E in there. Next thing you know, you're Benny boy. And we're going to have no lifelines, and whatever name he throws at us, you guys have to play Unless it's one where all three of you don't know any of their movies

And that will be a draw and we'll have to get another name Weirder things have happened But what do you who do you suggest Ben? Josh Rollin I like it That is an interesting one and we start off with Alicia. Any film with Josh Brolin in it? The Avengers Age of Ultron. I like it.

Wait, was he? Okay. He said it so confidently, I'm going to go with it. He must have been like in the end credit scene or something? Yep. Yep, okay. Settle. Rhonda. Rhonda?

I'm drawing a blank. Come on. Help me, Rhonda. Okay, well, I need a lifeline. Josh Groland, Groland, Groland, Groland. I know, right? Those lifelines really come in handy.

Josh Brolin, you know, he's the guy that's all like, I don't know. I don't know one oh alright well thank you for playing bye Rhonda I hate when that happens Tyler what do you got Sin City

I think so. People are saying no. No. Oh, full title. Sorry. I like that. Thank you. Sin City, a dame to kill for. Yay, you did it. Back to Alicia.

Okay, The Avengers Infinity War. Yay. He's in that one a lot. Not his actual face, but... I had to wait for it to be released. Isn't that the rule? What's that? I had to wait for it to be released. Isn't that the rule? What's that? I had to wait for it to be released. You did, yeah.

It was great timing. It's a good thing you don't know the title to the sequel. Avengers. Not as Infinity as we thought it was going to be war. Because Infinity War, I mean, I was worried about the running time when they named it that. All right, Tyler.

Okay. Let's go with, was he, he was Jonah Hex. Yeah. Not very good. That feels like a deep pull, but also maybe your last hope. At the same time. Alicia? Tyler might have gotten me on this one.

Because I can, of course, like usual, I can picture. I can't. You sure? No. No. I know. It's killing me Come on

It is tough, isn't it? It is incredibly tough And these lights are really bright Welcome to show business, Alicia That's why I wanted to move closer to the audience Because I couldn't see shit But no, I'm going to give this one to Tyler Alright, Tyler.

Taking it down. Wow, did you think it was going to be that easy, Tyler? I was hoping for somebody we could name more than three movies, four movies for, but I'll take it. Well, you know, when I invite some goonies up on stage... I wanted to give the clue. I wanted to go, Moto Panakeku!

Because he's great in Inherent Vice and Men in Black 3, etc., etc. He's been in a ton of movies. We know that. So, Tyler, what is your last name for the record officially, now that you're the third guest tonight? bolin b-o-w-l-i-n you're a baldwin brother is that b-a-l-d-i-w-i-n b-o-w bolin bolin like bowling no without a g no. That is a hip name. Where's Tyler Bolin?

All right, Tyler Bolin. Oh, shit. All right. I got this all together. You guys ready to meet our other guests tonight? All right. Give it up, everybody, for Tyler Boland, Jacob Seroff, and Jeff Tate. Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Let's meet them individually. Tyler Bolin is here. Hey, how's it going? Now that you know who you're up against, how are you feeling?

These are good. They're very good. Yeah, right? It depends on the name. They're good and cocky. Yeah. Let's say hello to them, starting with Jacob. Jacob Seroff is here Year off with Seroff

Or year off of Seroff Is going terribly You've been on a bunch of times This year A few times I should say Sorry No it's all good And we had a lovely time yesterday

Jacob and I went to see Mel Brooks in Las Vegas, because Vegas is on the way to Indianapolis. And he put on a lovely show. But we ran into Bob Saget there, who is the nicest man in the world. He says he's going to come on this show now. He told me that and actually gave me his phone number. But he also snuck Jacob and I into the meet and greet with Mel Gibson.

Opposite. We were at a racist festival. The Jew or the guy that hates the Jews? The Mel Gibson meet and greet room is like an intake facility for a city jail. for a city jail. Well, we got to actually meet Mel Brooks and take pictures with him and talk to him for a little while and everything. It was pretty awesome.

Yeah, that's probably as Jewish as you've ever felt. Me and Bob Saget and Mel Brooks. Yeah, at the same time. I did use the word goyim in front of both of them. And I don't normally call myself that. He says, you guys are comedians? Mel Brooks says, and Doug's like, yeah, he's the Jewish one, though. Yeah.

Sorry. But what else did I want to ask you? Do you have anything I want to talk to you about? Nope. I was going to do a dumb joke where I was going to say, we just flew in from Vegas, and boy, is my slot-pulling arm tired. But that's just dumb. Boy, is my slot tired.

Oh, gross. That's the joke. Speaking of tired slots, Jeff that's just dumb. Boy, is my slot tired. Oh, gross. That's the joke. Speaking of tired slots, Jeff Tate, everybody! Speaking of tired slots, that's hilarious. Jeff is backed by popular demand, and by that I mean a guy tweeted at me saying,

bring Jeff back, and I always say yes. And that happens. It's a nice little reminder. I appreciate it. Everybody, just do it once. Don't waste it. You get one. Now, Jeff, I'm curious as to why Team Zazu switched to blue. Blue hat instead of a red one. We had to.

You've got the costume on. For the Steve Zazu movie. I'm doing a knockoff of it. I'm doing the life is aqua with Stave Zazu. So I went blue hat. I can't get sued.

I'm 15% different than the poster, so I can't get sued. It's parody. I just realized something. Tyler, do you have something for the prize bag? You're kind of on the spot here. Do you have anything in your wallet? I have some $2 bills. Do you have a gift card?

Do you have a $2 bill? I have a couple. You have $2 bills? You look a little young to be a grandpa. Yeah, I was gonna say. Oh, there we go. Do you really want to give them all up? Yeah. Alright, four $2 bills. Yeah, I'm gonna sign it for sure.

Not all of them, because, you know, it is a federal crime. You're really worried about that? I don't think we're doing those anymore. Federal crimes are no longer? Yeah, we've kind of just... It's all according to the state.

What does the state of Indianapolis feel about... How do they feel about money signing? They don't care. They don't care. All right, so while you're signing that, Jacob, Jeff, why don't you tell us what you brought for the prize bag? I brought

a Starbucks gift card for possibly up to $25. Possibly. Oh, you don't know? I think it's $25. It hasn't been opened. It says $25 on there.

Yeah, yeah. And I brought Eric B. and Rakim's Greatest Hits. That's from the Don't Want It Anymore stack? That's from the I've Digitized My Collection. Right, but I kept the liner notes, because whatever. I want to know what the words are. I brought a copy of one of my albums,

Smug Life, and a Twix koozie. These have been very popular. Keep your Twix warm or cold, depending on the situation. Got a Douglas Movie sticker and a chocolate that they gave me on the situation. Got a Douglas movies sticker and a chocolate

that they gave me on the airplane. I was like, that's going to go in the prize bag. And then one of these got through airport security once again. Boop. Oh, Christmas bong.

Oh, Christmas bong. Oh, Christmas bong. I don't have time to make up a song. So that's all the stuff I brought. What'd you bring, Jacob? I brought, I kind of made up. Oh, you got a whole bag of stuff. Yeah, I brought, this is like really, like not a great t-shirt that I got at a bar

on St. Patrick's Day. It's just like an Irish whiskey patty, Irish whiskey, but it's a nice blend. But to make up for it not being a great t-shirt that I got at a bar on St. Patrick's Day it's just like an Irish whiskey patty Irish whiskey but it's a nice blend but to make up for it not being a great t-shirt I brought another one

of the exact same t-shirt oh that's good so two people they could go out together right and just both be equally poorly I got a screener

of the disaster artist because I'm not I don't want anything with Franco's name on it in my house anymore. I'm just checking out on Franco, so that's probably illegal to give that away. And some barbecue potato chips.

And there's my friend Willie Santos, who's a pro skater out of San Diego, real famous if you're into skating. He gave me some stickers and buttons from his shop. So, yeah. That's not a great name drop, but he's amazing. I think those $2 bills are the real hot item. Yeah.

That some of them have our signatures on. And so, yeah, somebody's going to win all this stuff, but we've got to have our friend Tyler and Jeff and Jacob answer one question before we continue forward. And we'll start with you, Jeff. What was the last movie you saw? I saw You Were Never Really Here. With Joaquin Phoenix as Jeff Tate. Yes.

I mean, that's why I went. He's very beardy in that one. I liked it a lot. Like, the very first scene, he catches a taxi immediately in Cincinnati, and I was like, well, this is bullshit. He didn't come out of the hotel the taxis are in front of. So whatever, I guess it's science fiction or set in the future or something. But it was like John Wick. If the movie John Wick was about him

getting from place to place between the murders and then like real quick murders. It was a whole lot of travel. Like thoughtful, like, hmm, I'm conflicted. I don't know if I liked it. Maybe they show it on the travel channel.

Yeah, I liked it. And then I got in a fight. Because you were all pumped up from Joaquin Phoenix murdering people. So you went outside and went, I'm going to get in on this action. I was very high. And I actually didn't think that it was actually going to be a fight. And then it was almost over before I realized it was happening. This is my third time hearing this story.

It gets worse every time. I feel like I should just tell the story for you. I think I could do it better than you. Because it's a really good story and you're not doing it justice. Yeah, but Jeff understands that this isn't story time. Okay, we brought up the fight. I want to talk about movies.

What did you see, Jacob? Infinity War with me yesterday? That's correct. But you see something since then? Did you watch something on the plane today? No, I watched some of Thor when I got to the hotel last night. But I didn't watch enough of it to call it my most recent movie. Thor number one? First Thor?

Yeah, Thor number one. It was on FX. Okay. That's interesting. I think Thor has really evolved to a nice place. Like in Thor Ragnarok and then this new Infinity War, I think he's become a very funny and interesting character. And his hair's gotten better. Well, I don't know if better is the right word for it, but, you know, I know you like it high and tight.

I'm more... I'm more attracted to him now. In the Avengers movie, no spoilers, but does he have that same Ragnarok haircut? Or does he back to... Okay, that's good. Yeah, it pretty much just takes place after Ragnarok and so he shows up with the haircut and the missing

eye. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Now he spells it T-H-O-R. There used to be an I in there. Used to be F-E-O-R. Yeah, we liked it. So just brief thoughts about Infinity War that don't give anything away.

Go. It's just a whole lot of movie. Oh, that's a good one. It's a lot of movie. That's a good way to describe it. Set aside some time, because if you go to one of those theaters that shows 20 minutes worth of trailers, you're going to be there for three hours. But it's a good...

I thought it was worth the time. Without spoiling it, and I don't think this is spoilery, I just think... Probably is. No, it's not. I just think if you're... For me, I'm such a big...

My favorite Marvel property is Guardians, and if you're a Guardians fan, you won't be disappointed. Yeah, the Guardians are all in it. It's a good Guardians. We know that from the posters and the billboards. It's a very good Guardians situation. The whatnot.

Listen, the Russo brothers wrote this one and I only acknowledge Guardians movies that were written by James Gunn. These all seem like fan fiction. Jeff's making fun of Jacob's Star Wars stance, but James Gunn got to

put his thumb on the scale. He is involved and he loves the outcome. I gotta say, the Guardians being in another Avengers movie really improves the whole franchise for me because I like their movies better than Avengers movies. Now they're in the Avengers movies.

It's like my little wish came true. Tyler, what do you got? Last movie I saw was Jumanji. The most recent. Welcome to the jungle welcome to the jungle yep it was good it was good people liked it it was a big hit like i just did not get around to seeing it in the theaters but i meant to because i rarely heard a bad word about it except for people who haven't seen it we're shitting all over it I loved it. Like, that can't possibly be good,

but it's good, right? Yeah, yeah. I try to only see, like, six rock movies a year, and I hit my quota before that one came out. He is in everything. Rampage and Skyscraper

just look like the same movie, but only one has a monkey. The only difference between rock movies is whether or not he already knows how to fly a helicopter. He's either got the information or needs

to learn on the fly. Or he's like, I think this is oh! Alright. Turn it off, Bert. Yes, that's the Bert I was referring to.

Not the one that is roommates with Ernie. Turn it off, Ernie. Okay, Bert. Let the games begin! Gentlemen, I don't know if you've ever dreamt of this day tyler but you have to pick a name tag as do jacob and jeff it's not going to be easy we'll be right back today's show is brought to you in part by MedMen. If you live in California or Nevada, it's an exciting time right now. And MedMen is helping to redefine the cannabis industry and empower people to

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We got through that. Everybody's alive. Jeff didn't fight anybody. Very exciting. What do you got there, Tyler? I love it already. This is interesting. This is Batman and Rob. So I'm guessing I'm playing for Rob. and it's, I think you're in every... I'm everybody except for

Robin. I'm Batman and Poison Ivy and Stupid Shithead and Bing Bong Ding Dong. So... I really like it. It's very well done. Yeah, especially me as Batgirl is pretty amazing.

You as Alicia Silverstone. It's excellent photoshopping down here. I know you guys can't see it because we're in the 400 seat Anthony. Good job, Tyler. What do you got there, Jacob? I'm the opposite of... I went the opposite of Tyler.

I went for the worst Photoshop possible. It's Star Wars Episode I, The Phantom Dennis, which is a cool name. The Phantom Dennis, yeah. But the font's off, and what is this? It's like Jurassic Park font at the top,

versus Episode I. But yeah, Jeff's on it, and I'm Jar Jar, of course. And where's Doug? You're Qui-Gon. That makes sense. Oh, I love the head on R2-Gon. That makes sense. Oh, I love the head on R2-D2. That's the best. Just the floating face instead of an R2-D2

dumb. Is that you, Dennis? Okay. Looks about right. All right. Okay. Jeff? I got, this one is a, this guy painted a thing that's an ex Machina. His name is Cam. And he jammed the word Cam into Ex Machina. And he made some art. This is real art. Yeah, but somebody over there had weed on their thing. Oh, I got weed too over here. Okay.

But I'll see you later. I'll tell you all about that fight. Dennis, do you have any blow? If you want to hear the story about the fight, come find me. Yeah, where's the smoke spot around here, you guys? Right here. Right here, okay. Great idea.

Oh, Doug, real quick. Can I just point out that another guy put Moshe instead of me on the thing again? Maybe, was that on purpose? Oh, okay. Never mind. Yeah, he just fucking put Moshe on there twice. Yeah, and Jeff Tate's on there too. So Jeff, you're not picking ones that have your face on them anymore?

I thought that was my face. I thought it was a painting of my face and then when I got it in the light it isn't but it is a painting. So there's a, we were talking during the break here, a guy brought a mask from a from Guardians. Can I? Holy shit. Or not! No! This has been on his sweaty head, I'm sure. Where's the speaker on it? Where does the noise come out of it?

It's inside it. Inside it? Okay. So can you start it up again so it does something? What are you doing with your phone, man? Why don't you just make the helmet play? It's inside it. Inside it? Okay. So can you start it up again so it does something? What are you doing with your phone, man? Why don't you just make the helmet play? Is it like hooked up to your Bluetooth or something? What are you doing, man?

Oh, if you play a song from the soundtrack, the helmet makes you dance? That's cool. That's cool, man. This song makes me dance. Sharper image got some wild shit. So how many different songs are on it? It's Bluetooth. I can play anything. Oh, any song you want, but you still managed to pick a song that sounds like something that would be in one of the movies.

You know, that's a 70s song, right? Or throw on some 21 Savage. Make your own Guardians. No. I'm sorry. That would have killed down the street. I was just trying to sit down. I couldn't follow what you were saying.

I'm just getting into my seat safely. So let's start off with a game that is for pretty much experts only. It's called Purple Rain Man. You know this one, Tyler? I do. We listened to it on the way up here.

Oh, we played the game two episodes ago? Okay. Do you remember what the answer was? Nice Dreamscape. Oh, Nice Dreams. Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreamscape That was a fun one That was probably because it was

The day after 420 that I thought of that And we'll see if you guys figure out Why I thought of this I'll start naming the stars Of a movie mashup title First one of you to guess correctly wins Guess as often as you'd like That's pretty much it Third billing First one of you to guess correctly wins. Guess as often as you'd like.

That's pretty much it. Third billing in this movie mashup, Mark Ruffalo and Anna de Armas. I think that's how you pronounce her name. Any ideas for that one? Of course, it's just the people on stage. No audience answers, please. But you guys seem cool.

Don't even know if any of you know it yet. Do I have to do another? Is this Odiacs of Vengeance? I might have made that second one up. Is it? Okay. Second build. Chris Hemsworth and Miles Teller.

Hmm. I like how Tyler's working it out with his fingers. It's not helping. It's like those kids in the spelling bee. Avengers Infinity War Dogs? That's correct! All right.

Yeah, first billing would go to Robert Downey Jr. and Jonah Hill, Avengers Infinity War Dogs. Good job, Jacob. I don't know who the girl is. She's also the girl in Blade Runner 2049. That's the route I was going. And she is... I like her. I am a fan of her face.

That's how I feel about Thor's new haircut. The what? How I feel about Thor's new haircut. Same thing. Okay. Mine seems healthier. I'm not judging her based on her haircut. I think she looks great all the time.

But that means that Jacob gets to go first in a very special round of Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? Now, why do you say oh, geez, Tyler, you're not a this isn't the game for you? There are a lot of movies. Yes. And a lot of taglines. You're right. A lot of movies, a lot of taglines.

You just gotta listen to it and be like, what movie does that sound like? What movie would they say that about? And you never know. What feels like a wild guess might be completely accurate. But we'll start with Jacob, and then we'll go to Jeff, and then Tyler. If Jacob doesn't get it, the other two guys get a shot at it.

And this first one, Jacob, what movie has the tagline A New Age Begins? Avengers Age of Ultron? Annie. What? He said Kenny. What did he say? I think he said Kenny.

I thought he said Annie. That's what I heard. Annie, the movie? I guess, yeah. A New Age Begins. Annie. That's what I heard. Annie, the movie? Yes, yeah. A new age begins. Annie. Maybe, does she have a birthday? It's a different way of saying the sun will come out tomorrow, I guess. Maybe she had a birthday in the film.

It's really lofty. It's like a real lofty. Yeah, they don't want to ruin the song by giving it away in the tagline Dawn is breaking for one little girl Which that could be one of the Twilight movies actually Jacob you are correct with Age of Ultron Avengers Age of Ultron Avengers Age of Ultron Jeff

he was he was 98 pounds of solid nerd until he became dot dot dot Oh, Captain America, the first Avenger. No. Tyler,

I tricked you. I feel tricked. I tricked you so good. I got it. It's Spider-Man Homecoming? No. It would be the Toxic Avenger. That is correct, Jacob, you son of a bitch! I'm not funny today, but I'm cleaning up.

Alright, I should mention that, fun little twist in today's show, the winner of this game, and Jacob is running away with it, is going to get one point in the next game before it even starts. So look out for that. I appreciate it. I love the hometown support that Tyler's getting. Not even from here, but...

It's okay, Dad. I love anybody that turns against hometown support where are you from? Louisville, Kentucky if you want to come by anytime no I never go there gotta go to Lexington or Indianapolis

yeah those are both great I like Louisville it's just the club that I played there closed, and I haven't really worked out a reason to go back. All right, so... It's okay. But, you know, for those listening from the area, I might come back.

I'll be in Lexington soon, so go there. All right, so where are we at? Jacob has two points, and Jeff gets to go first on this next one. Jeff, what movie has the tagline? Holy shit, I didn't write it down.

I thought I wrote all this shit down and I had to put away everything because the plane was taken off or something. Dude, where's my car? Nope.

Like, I know the answer, I just don't know the tagline, so... Just let me... Oh, somebody's texting me. That's not good timing. It just says, hi. Yeah, that's what that guy sounds like. We'll edit this part out.

Don't worry, you guys. It's going to be really slick for the listeners. You guys get to see how the sausage is made. Look at all this sausage. So much. It's a goddamn sausage party. I tried to get... You know, I got two women up here

to go up against Tyler, and neither one of them could take him down. All right, here we go. Are you ready, Jeff? Oh, yes. When evil rains, only one team can weather the storm. When evil rains...

All right, is that... Are you going to give a dumb, silly answer every time? Because we've had enough. Even if you're not yelling out a correct answer, it's still annoying that you're yelling out anything. So stop it. Thanks. I was into it. I think he said cottage cheese.

I don't even know what the fuck that's about. Other than it is a great way to weather a storm. Oh shit, a storm's coming. Get the cottage cheese. Is it Mystery Team? No. No, it's not. Tyler. See, I was going to say Mystery Men.

Because isn't that the title of the movie? Well, there's a Mystery Team and a Mystery Men. Well, a Mystery Men. I meant to say Mystery Men. I did. All right. Well, you're both wrong. All right. Jacob?

Can you say the tagline again? Mm-hmm. When evil reigns only one team can weather the storm Say Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer It's not a terrible guess Is it Twister? Twister?

The correct answer is from 1998 there happens to be a movie Is it Twister? The correct answer is from 1998, there happens to be a movie that has the nerve to have the title The Avengers. Oh, fuck, with Ralph Fiennes. Starring Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman and Sean Connery. Yeah, The Avengers from 1998. I thought that would be a fun curveball. Now, I'm going to give you guys a hint

going into this final round as I look up the tagline. I don't know if you've noticed, so I'm just going to tell you. Every answer has the word Avenger. It has Avenger in it, okay? And start with Jeff again on this one as soon as I find it. Oh, boy.

The tagline is winner takes all. Fuck. What if I just had to take the first thing you say? They haven't made fuck the movie yet. Yeah, they have. I've seen it. They've made plenty of fuck that movie,

but not a movie entitled fuck. Is that Marvel's The Avengers? What? titled fuck is that the is that marvels the avengers what i don't know winner takes all is it we gotta keep the tesseract what is it avengers the rounders what if the avengers were in round wait are we we playing Jeff gets to guess as many times as he wants? Because I like this game. Keep going. The fucking... The winner takes all? Is it

Bad News Bears? Breaking Training? That's got the word Avenger in it? Avengers? Avengers. Bad News Bears. that's got the word Avenger in it Avengers Avengers bad news bears is it bad lieutenant port of call Avengers I should be clear

it's just Avenger everyone's got at least Avenger in the title maybe not plural Avenger runs through it you're done. Nope. Tyler, do you have a guess? This is a lot harder up here. This is a super tough one. Yeah, no. Tyler, do you have a guess? This is a lot harder up here.

This is a super tough one, yeah, yeah. The only thing I can think of with Avenger in it is Captain America, the first Avenger? No. Didn't think so. Yeah. That one, I think I looked it up, and the tagline really just gives it away. It's just like, look at that, that captain and he's ready to avenge. Here comes Cap and he's in an avenging mood.

The first one ever in that mood. He's a 98 pound nerd. What do you think, Jacob? The Toxic Avenger goes to Japan? He went to Japan. I don't know what that's called. And there was a competition in that one? Because the winner takes all.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you win this game anyway, Jacob. But this was just stupid. I don't know why I thought anyone would have a chance at guessing this. This is from 1979. It's a movie called Scavenger Hunt. Which from now on I will refer to as Sca-Avenger Hunt. Avenger Hunt.

Oh, that's not a bad... The Avengers, colon, Avenger Hunt. It's a whole movie where they're just being hunted for being Avengers. What are they really... Hawkeye's like, oh, shit. What? What are the Avengers avenging?

You know, alien forces that wish to change our way of life. Avenging is like they're getting it in first, right? We're not waiting to do revenge. No, revenge is when you avenge twice. You think avenging is just preemptive revenge? Yeah, avenging is preemptive revenge, right? It's not, no. Avenge is to get revenge,

revenge is to avenge somebody. You avenge somebody. Well, now, why would those be the same words? Those are different ideas. Avenge is something you do on someone's behalf. I would avenge your death by getting revenge. By Grabthar's hammer.

There we go. That's what it means. They're fighting for the people. They're avenging wrongs for the better of the world. People that were killed. Or people that were injured They still need help They're still around going

This changes a lot of how I view their behavior I thought they were kind of being Preemptive fuck faces Man I'm an idiot Alright so Jacob won that game Congratulations Thanks Now we're gonna play a little something

Called Alex's, Jason's, and Deb's IMDB game Yeah! Jason and Deb's IMDB game. Jacob gets one point already for winning that last game. And I decided I wanted to play this game today because I'm going to be back in Austin, Texas, where it originated on June 2nd at Cap City. Tickets are on sale. So Jacob gets to go first again.

No, I take it back. You just buzz in with your own name. Yeah, buzz in when you think you know. So I get to go first. I'll name, for anyone here that doesn't know how this game works, I'm going to name the top four, the best known four that's on the top of every performer's IMDB page. And as soon as you think you know which one it is, buzz in with your own name, and then if you

say the correct answer after I call your name, then you get to go for bonus points by naming the other remaining titles in their top four. Negative one point for a wrong answer when you buzz in, so look out for that. Don't make that mistake.

Tyler, you good? I'm good. All right, here we go. Who's best known for starts with the Avengers. You want to hang on to that point, don't you, Jacob? There's just too many Avengers. Right? You don't have a gut feeling?

I do, but not about the game. That's from the fight. It's almost supper time. Okay, here's the next title. Spotlight. Jeff. Oh, Jeff snuck in there ahead of you, Tyler. What is it, Jeff?

Who is it? Mark Ruffalo. Yes, Mark Ruffalo is correct. Now you get a try for two more points, Jeff, for two more Ruffalos, and I think you're not going to get either of them. I wasn't being negative. It was a hint. So don't say. Okay.

Is. Oh, what the fuck? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No, no, no, no, no. I know it.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Is it Zodiac? Is one of them Zodiac? And the other one is The Kids Are Alright. I'm sorry. They went with Foxcatcher? Oh, yeah.

And The Kids Are Alright! Foxcatcher. Oh, yeah. And the kids are all right! Jeff's got two points. Jacob's got one. Tyler, it's great having you here. Thank you. I'm realizing I've only seen Mark Ruffalo movies with the word Avengers in the title. I haven't seen any of those.

You haven't? No, not the ones we... Oh, well, Spotlight won Best Picture, and it's here. I know, but it's all creepy and depressing. Foxcatcher got a lot of awards, but it's very... Both of those movies are upsetting. And Kids Are Alright was pretty entertaining.

Zodiac's pretty funny. Zodiac. It'd be like comedies. Zodiac's fucking hilarious. Oh, I've seen Zodiac. I've seen Zodiac. Yeah. Forgot. It's got that Hurdy Gurdy Man song in it. Creepiest song ever written. Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah.

Why would anybody? The girl in... Hurdy, gurdy, gurdy, hurdy, gurdy, gurdy, gurdy, hurdy, gurdy. In that movie, Say Anything, the girl, Diane Court, is Donovan's daughter. So her dad would sing that. How creepy is that? Your dad is the fucking Zodiac Killer? I think I didn't understand

what we were talking about. I wasn't following that. My dad is the Zodiac Killer? I once asked my mom if she thought my... I was like, when did dad move to the Bay Area? She was like, why? I was like, because, I mean, the Bay Area? She was like, why? And I was like, because, I mean, he just, he like, the Zodiac killed people who were having fun,

and he never seemed to be real on board with that. And then my mom, instead of being like, you're crazy, she was like, hang on. And then, no, he seems to have, you know, he's got a, he's alibi'd up for the late 60s. He was like, oh, he seems to have, you know, he's got an alibi up for the late 60s. He was like, oh, he's in Chicago. And, you know, I asked around, no one remembers him, but Chicago's a pretty big town. Yeah, and they just caught the Golden State Killer, so you don't have to worry about that.

You don't have to be eyeballing dad over that one. It's a weird applause break. Hello, we're all happy about it. People are pretty invested in Northern California murders out here. It's just cool that Patton Oswalt's wife wrote the book that a lot of people think helped bring... Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's her name. Okay, you get a point.

So, Tyler, a lady in the audience is doing better than you. I feel like it's a moving finish line, though. Like, if she could just yell that out, Tyler should have been able to. If Tyler had known, he probably knew her name. Michelle McNamara. Did you know her name? Yeah, here you go. See?

All right, now you're tied with that lady. All right, round two of three with a possible tiebreaker. Whose best known for starts with The Avengers? Come on, we narrowed it down by one already. Okay, nobody's going for it. Jacob! What? Jacob? You want to jump in?

That's your impression of me? That's your impression of me? That's your impression of me? Well, he had to do it in a way where you couldn't see his lips moving. It was if you were a ventriloquist dummy, that's what you would sound like. That's what you're... Jacob! Wait, I got water. Jacob!

Wait, what was was that I don't know why you jumped in man there's a lot of Avengers but anyway what's your guess so wait that was the new impression of me was that was you man I threw my voice totally I didn't say anything these people saw me drinking the water.

Okay. Oh, I see what happened now. I thought that was supposed to be like balls in my mouth or something. No. I thought that was a new impression. No. With my mouth full of fluid. Antriloquists drink water. Right, right.

I should know that. I mean, we all do. It's hydrating is important. I'm such an antriloquist nerd. I should know that I mean we all do I'm such an ventriloquist nerd I should know that Alright so we've got The Avengers Thor Jacob

What is it Jacob Liam No Chris help Chris Hemsworth No I know he's in love with him No, Chris Helmsworth. Sorry, I didn't finish. Chris Helmsworth. No. Oh. I know he's in love with him, and it's not the answer.

So, Jacob, you're out for now. Down to zero. How's that feel? Balanced. Any guesses, Tyler or Jeff Jeff oh shit Tom Hiddleston that is correct applause applause

applause applause okay Jeff you can get two more points you really could run away with this thing um I'm going to say Thor Ragnarok and High Rise.

I'm going to say No and No. All right. They went with a television limited series called The Night Manager. Okay. That's a curveball. And then they went with Thor, the Dark World.

No War Horse? Yeah. Well, you know, they just have to pick four, and that's what they did. I forgot about TV shows. Yeah, and you certainly wouldn't have known anything about that particular one, right? No, no. The Night Manager, it sounds like something that would make you watch after you got hired, before you got to work your own shifts.

I heard it was a sexy show. It had House in it, I think, and Tom Hiddleston, and people loved it. Well, training videos. People loved it. The ones that could sit through the whole boring thing. Okay, so Jeff has three points. Jacob, in a stunning moment, has been knocked back to zero points

in a tie with Tyler. All right. Yeah. Tyler, you really put the tie in Tyler. Boo-evil. Did you just say boo-evil? You really put the tie in Tyler. Boo Louisville. Did you just say Booeyville? Booeyville. Oh, that's a good burn.

Oh man, Louisville is fucked now. We finally got a sweet way to roast them. Booeyville. Booeyville. Good one, dude. Boo evil! Boo evil! Go on, dude. Okay, boys. This is exciting.

This game is going to determine the winner today, but everything's going so smoothly that I think we're going to have a little extra time for a bonus game or something. This game is determined. Oh, this is the winner this game is the winner oh well this is the third round of this one and somebody somebody's gonna win theoretically we could could go to a tiebreaker if you really if some interesting things happen we're gonna Hugh's top four starts with Doctor Strange

Tyler oh here we go Tyler's in the hunt what is it Tyler I'm trying to figure out which way you're going with this. Oh, okay. Benedict Cumberbatch? What's that?

Benedict Cumberbatch? Incorrect. Oh, shit. I had to go for it. I'm not going to say out loud that you have negative one now. I'm just going to leave it be. Thank you. Thank you, Doug.

I'm going to keep it in my head, I think. Jeff and Jacob, do you have any thoughts? Oh, here he goes. I don't know. Here he goes. You can wait for another name. No, I'll go with Tilda Swinton. I'll let you do it. What? Tilda Swinton. Nope. I'll take another title, Doug.

Okay. Avengers Age of Ultron. Yeah, I'll take another one. Spider-Man Homecoming. Don't say it in the audience, you guys, if you figure it out. Even though Jeff's already our winner. Fuck. Do you want a fourth title, Jeff? Jeff yeah I'll take a fourth title

there's a lady over here who believes in you by the way I rudely stepped on her saying that I'm not going to lose points I think she was talking to Tyler Tyler could always have a big comeback the fourth title Jeff is Thor the Dark World motherfucker The fourth title, Jeff,

is Thor, The Dark World. Motherfucker. I love how Thor, The Dark World gets into people's top four. It was not a good movie. Possibly my least favorite Marvel movie. Do you have a least favorite one, Jacob?

Of the Thor movies? No, of Marvel. Yeah, I probably do. What did we figure out yesterday? There's 15 of them so far? I think 18 or something. 16? Maybe 16? Yeah, I probably have a least favorite. That one?

No, what would be my least favorite? I don't fucking know. Iron Man 2? Iron Man 3 actually is my least favorite. I know't fucking know. One of the Avengers ones. Iron Man 2? Iron Man 3 actually is my least favorite. I know you love it. I love Iron Man 3. Iron Man 3 was probably my least favorite, but I still like it. Okay. I don't hate any of the Marvel movies. Alright. Do I have to guess?

Because I might not. I don't know that I got it. I will force you to guess. No, you could just give up and be happy with your three points and the win. Yeah, that sounds good. All right. Jeff Tate's our winner.

Was it? That's weird. Everybody starts chanting hate. I thought they were chanting Annie. They know what I'm all about. Hate. I like to spread it. All right. What was the name?

Mark Hamina. Yeah, his name's Cam. Cam? Who was the person? I'm going to tell you all in good time. It's really exciting to me that nobody got it. Cam, you want to come get your prizes? Where are you at?

Congratulations, Cam. I think you might also win World's Slowest Man Prize. All right. Good job, dude. Yeah, buddy. Do you want your art back? Or does Jeff get to keep that? I'm going to keep it.

Okay, Jeff's going to keep that. Even if he wants it back, Jeff's going to keep it. Yeah, that was kind of a... I don't think there's anybody that was in those four Marvel movies other than the man behind it all, the great Stan Lee. Oh, yeah. Mallrats didn't make us top four? No.

No, it didn't. It's one of my favorite performances of his, for sure. Do you guys have... Jeff, do you have a favorite Stan Lee cameo? Oh, no, I don't ever remember. I gotta say maybe Strip Club DJ in Deadpool is pretty good. I like in the first Amazing Spider-Man when he's cleaning up and they're fighting him and the alligator or whatever he's called. He's fighting an alligator?

No, what's he fucking called? The lizard? The guy, the villain from the movie. Dr. Octopus. No, the alligator one. Dr. Alligator. Is this the lizard? Lizard face?

What's his fucking? Willem Dafoe? No, in the first Garfield movie. The first Garfield movie? The first Andrew Garfield movie. The first Garfield movie? The first Andrew Garfield movie. The first Andrew Garfield Spider-Man movie. The Amazing Spider-Man. Andrew Garfield, A Tale of Two Kitties.

Right? That's Purple Rain Man. Sort of. It sounds... It sounds adorable. Oh, okay, yeah. So he was in the... Now I've figured out my least favorite Marvel movie

is the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man. But those don't count. They're not in the MCU. But he's in that. Stan Lee has cameos in that. True. Yeah, and it's also... In Guardians, doesn't somebody refer to him

as an old creep or something? Like a perv or something. Old perv. Rocket does it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because he was like spying on people. But I won't spoil what he does in Infinity War other than to say that the inevitable does come true

and he does show up. What's that fucking lizard guy's name? The lizard. The lizard, that's it? Lizard. Lizard. Dr. it. Lizard. Doctor. Yeah, okay.

I remember. We got it. Good job, guys. You can stop guessing. Oh, yes. I was still going back to the Tobey Maguire ones. But yeah. And then there was Jamie Foxx was like Electric Man or something. Electro? Blank Man.

Is that your favorite superhero movie? Blank Man? No, it's probably The Phantom. That's not true. It's my favorite. I like Guardians. No, it's probably The Phantom. That's not true. It's my favorite. I like Guardians. What's that? I like Guardians. I do. I love the Guardians movies.

It's hard for me to consider that a superhero movie. I mean, it is, but it just seems like more sci-fi space opera. Yeah, but they're, you know, Guardians of the Galaxy. They're fucking saving the galaxy. I guess that doesn't fall under superhero in your mind Just like costumes Just a lack of capes, is that your problem?

Fucking throw a cape on Star-Lord Maybe a shirt on Drax would be good I'm tired of seeing his big naked purple body Those six dudes are saving the galaxy, Jacob It takes all the Avengers just to be like Hey, leave Cleveland alone. Stop fucking up Cleveland. I think the Avengers would let Cleveland go.

I don't know that they would really jump in to avenge Cleveland. Jacob, do you want to play another game? Sure. Does that make you feel better? I feel great. But I can always feel better. That was a huge loss that you just suffered from. I don you feel better? I feel great. But I can always feel better. That was a huge loss that you just suffered from.

I don't know why you would feel great. Downright embarrassing, I'd say. You're like the team that lost to the Jamaicans in Cool Runnings. I don't think Jeff is really the Jamaican. I'm the one who crashed... I'm the one that crashed my bobsled

and then still beat you. Right? I don't know. So let's... I've had worse losses in my life. Oh, you know, outside of Douglas movies, you mean? In and out, I think Oh, okay

Because I know you win a lot On Douglas movies And I know you're pretty aware of your own record You say things like, in New York, I've never lost a game That's true, but that's just because that's memorable I'm proud of that because I do, that's true Yeah, no, you had to remind me New York is the city that never forgets, Doug

You know that. You've been there. Good old elephant city. I don't keep track of the losses. I was trying to remember that just the other day. What do they call it? Something about an apple? No.

Banana. Elephant City. Tyler, how are you holding up? Great. It's great to be here. Yeah? This is a great first experience for you? This is awesome. All right, good. I'm glad you're having a nice time. And let's play a round of Last Man Stanton.

Let's use our lifelines. So Jeff, your ex-camera guy, ex-macamana, is he still here or did he leave with his prizes? All right, good. Hey, now that I saw him in the light, can I pick someone else? No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

I don't need a lifeline. Wait, is that really what's happening right now? Is you're going to go without a lifeline? Yeah, I already won. All right, let's put some more on the line here because that's a cocky move. You got any more $2 bills? Yeah. Yeah, pony up some dough for this.

Come on, fellas. Jacob, what would you like to wager against Jeff today?2 bills? Yeah. Yeah, pony up some dough for this. Come on, Tyler. Jacob, what would you like to wager against Jeff today? Wager? Yeah. Yeah. Did you know gambling is legal in Indianapolis? We just went to Las Vegas where I didn't spend a nickel on gambling. No, I know, but in Vegas, you wouldn't be gambling on yourself.

You'd be gambling on the luck of the draw of the cards or the drop of the marble. How about we bet that nickel you were just talking about? I'm a wager. What? How about we bet that nickel he was just talking about? He said, I went to Vegas and didn't spend a nickel. Well, it looks like you got a chance to spend that nickel, Jacob. I don't typically gamble because I'm not good at it.

Well, they don't have to tell us that. Right at it. And I feel like I didn't. Well, they don't have it. Right, but if you lose it to him today, you can gamble with him again another day and win your nickel back. I'll, um... Yeah, yeah. My nickel?

I don't want it. Thanks. You can just go along with the music. We don't have to actually pay up later. Like, just pretend you're, like, we'll bet our cars, pink slips. Let's do last list. Okay, let's do that. You're playing for cars. Pink slips. Let's do less. Okay, let's do that. You're playing for pinks.

Pink slips? Okay, sure. Maybe Jeff has to start smoking cigarettes again if he loses or something. Okay, and you have to stop. I'll never. Okay, yeah. Come on. You know what? Jacob, that's how

confident I am at how much I like you. That's what I'm going to bet. That if I win, you have to quit smoking. I've been promising my children that for years. You think I'm going to keep my word to you? Yeah, but your children aren't winners. Yeah, yeah. I missed it.

Your children aren't going to relentlessly make fun of you for losing this game for the rest. You have to give me your cigarettes. The ones in your pocket. No, I'm not going to do that. Oh, actually, I have them. All right, well, whatever. Let's bet that nickel, then.

Low-stakes syrup over here. No-stakes syrup? No-stakes. He's a vegetarian. You want to go to a soup plantation after this for dinner? We can't have steaks because you're no-stakes syrup. How about dinner? The guy who loses pays for dinner. Sure. Okay. steaks because you're no steak syrup. How about dinner? The guy who loses pays for dinner. Sure.

Okay. I just want to have something. You know, and then you get to pick the restaurant so you can just say, alright, we're getting a happy meal. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Tyler doesn't need to get messed up in this. So, you know, I'm just letting Tyler stay because he's having such a good time. Yeah.

Yeah. And Tyler, where's, where'd you find Rob at for your name tag right there? Rob, be ready because Tyler gets double lifelines. All right. I'm giving two lifelines to Tyler. Jeff gets none. Jacob gets one. And they're playing for pinks.

It's a hot dog restaurant in Los Angeles. They're playing for dinner at pinks. Yeah, that's where we'll have dinner. Here's the really exciting part. Tyler, pick an actor or actress. Here's the really exciting part. Tyler, pick an actor or actress. I really want to stack it against these guys.

And I'm not going to play this time. I'll just hang out. And I'll give you guys clues. I don't know. Who's somebody that you really know their movies, that you've seen a lot of their films, you think you can name more than three or four? I don't know how often you play,

so I'll go with Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson, okay. All right! Somebody got so excited they stepped on a cat. Indianapolis has like like every 10 minutes a strange and remarkable reaction occurs. You know that it's the capital it's the world capital of Tourette's Syndrome. It is! It is! Fuck shit! It is. It is. Fuck shit. But a very clean version of it. There's no swearing.

Well, in all honesty, then, if that's true, you guys are doing great holding it together. Right? Only about a dozen of you have had issues. Nice job. Oh, and everybody's taking turns yelling out stupid shit shit So it's not out of control or anything And then Dennis Where's Dennis at? Is he still here? Hey Dennis, get ready to help Jacob out Because he's going to have to Give Jeff some money For a nice rice bowl

We're just making fun of people For yelling out stupid shit And I believe in you. We're just making fun of people for yelling out stupid shit. And I believe in you, lady, yelled out again. Do you believe he can fly? I can. Do you believe he likes peeing on people? Do you know how to say other stuff?

I'm a giver. She is Groot. She's like an actually supportive version of Rob Schneider in all those Sandler movies. Instead of going, you can do it. He was being sarcastic when he said, you can do it?

Yeah, did you see his hat? You think he was just fucking with him? Yes, he never thought he could do it. All right, guys. Now we're going to be running late. Okay, so does anybody have anywhere they need to go? No. Okay, perfect.

If one person had said, I do, I'd say, let's wrap it up. Let's finish this fucker. But this is exciting. And Tyler gets to go first, and then Jacob, and then Jeff. And the films of Owen Wilson. Go ahead, Tyler, give us one. Well, I brought the poster, so The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou. It's perfect.

Just get that one out of the way. Jacob? Wedding Crashers. Okay. Jeff? Armageddon. I'm going to say mine and rank. I'm ranking them.

Okay, back to you, Tyler. Bottle Rocket. The movie that started it all. Jacob? The Cable Guy. Jim Carrey beats the shit out of him in a restroom. It's very unpleasant. Dizzy Gillespie. Salt Peanuts.

Yeah, that scene's a bummer. It's a good song, though. Jeff? Marley and me. Marley and me. Also a bummer. What? Also a bummer What? Also a bummer

Oh yeah Just at the end Yeah just watch it backwards It's the story of a dead dog Who becomes a puppy It's the curious case Of the very good boy Benjamin Button

Aren't you Benjamin Button? Aren't you such a good boy Benjamin Button? Aren't you Benjamin Button? Aren't you such a good boy, Benjamin Button? There was an act out that people won't get to experience on the podcast. That's why you got to see the show live. So much to look at.

Bunch of dudes sitting around drinking. Just biding their time till they can go outside and smoke some weed. Right? Just literally counting it down. Tyler. The Darjeeling Limited. Good, Paul. The Royal Tenenbaums.

Mm-hmm. Oh, man. What was that movie where they meet the parents? Well Tyler I'll go with Meet the Fockers Right Jacob Getting thin on Fockers. Right. Jacob?

Getting thin on Owen Wilson already, which is crazy. Right. How about... No, I'm not going to use it yet. I thought Lifeline might be a movie. Oh, how about The Fantastic Mr. Fox? Okay. What did you say again? Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Oh. I'm going to say this because I'm actually glad this came up because I was wrong about this movie. Inherent Vice. Oh, it gets better every time you watch it? Every time I watch it, it gets better. I think I might have just missed. There was probably one scene where they're like,

here's what's about to happen, and then I missed it somehow, and then the I might have just missed, like there was probably like one scene where they're like, here's what's about to happen and then I missed it somehow and then the rest of the time I was like, what the fuck is going on? I blame the trailer. The trailer was so misleading for that movie. I had the same experience. I've watched it like four times since then and it is fucking good and also Owen Wilson's in it.

That's the most important point. Tyler? I'll go with you, me, and Dupree. Yes. Doing great. Jacob? That's crazy how many movies he's in. He's been in a lot.

A zillion. Yeah. Same nose every time. I thought Darjeeling what's it limited oh zoolander i thought that movie trying to trying to do i mean setting up a joke fuck all right zoolander jeff owen wilson same nose every time huh, Darjeeling Limited was originally called the Weird Nose Brothers. It still worked. Okay, I'm going to say Behind Enemy Lines. Behind Enemy Lines. What? Behind Enemy Lines. You getting close to a lifeline there, Tyler?

Let's go with The Internship. Whoa. Back with Vince Vaughn. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob well for the sake of time Dennis and for the sake of not losing

Cars holy shit I'll accept that's why I'm sitting here going I know he was in some animated shit that was the one I had fuck here going, I know he was in some animated shit. Yeah, yeah. It's huge. Jeff? That was the one I had.

Fuck, now what am I going to say? Can I say Cars 2? Or did he already say it? You can't say Cars also, but you could say Cars 2. Okay, then I'll say Cars 2 also. Okay, Cars 2. Right? Eats, shoots, and leaves.

Words are fun. Tyler, if you don't say it, I'll murder you. Cars 3, yes. Jacob. This might be it for me. Was he in Mastermind? Or Megamind? I mean Megamind. Megamind, maybe. I don't know.

Doesn't seem like he was. Doesn't feel that way. Nobody's backing that up. Was he or no? One person. Someone said yes. Yes. He was?

Yeah. Who else was in it? We're off. Okay. I'll accept it. You know, if she didn't know anything else about it, I'd be skeptical, but she knows Will Ferrell was in it. Thanks, lady.

Jeff? She knows Will Ferrell was in it. Thanks, lady. Jeff. Man, I feel like I backed myself into a corner with this no lifeline situation. I definitely have no escape right now. I knew that was going towards the title. Tyler.

Tyler. All right, I'll go to my first. Rob. Zoolander 2. Yeah, I can't believe you all missed Zoolander 2. I wasn't sure if he was in that one. Oh, he's in it. There's not a full title situation on that?

Yeah, he's fucking Hansel. It's just Zoolander 2? Isn't it? On the poster it says number 2. Yeah, yeah. And Zoolander would be the better title. Either way, not a movie people particularly liked They gave it a good try

He seems like you would have been an old-school. I don't remember if he wasn't that mm-hmm. No not Luke Wilson Luke was that's right. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. So what's happening? That's it. That's it for you. Yeah, I have to smoke cigarettes still I Lost the bet I have I have to smoke cigarettes still. I lost the bet. I have to continue to smoke cigarettes. Alright, Jeff. Oh, thank God I beat Jacob. Alright. Alright.

I'm going to say Meet the Falkers. Somebody said it already Two Now I'm going to say Little Fockers Is he in that one? Yeah Okay Why would they make it? Guys

We're still missing some I think Why would's still some. We're still missing some, I think. Why would you do that? We're still playing. Tyler? I'll go one more time tomorrow. You're not going to say what she just said? I didn't hear her. Oh, God damn it.

I try not to cheat. She said she believes in you. But basically, mostly just at noon. Go ahead, Lifeline. Rob. I spy. I spy. I spy. With what's Eddie Murphy?

With Eddie Murphy. Okay. Jeff. All right. Oh, fuck. I made a funny noise and then forgot the one I remembered. Stop it over there. Hang on.

That lady doesn't need to say stuff anymore I no longer believe in her like it sucks because I was holding those oh I'll say my favorite one Marmaduke okay Marmaduke he's the voice of Marmaduke I thought it was a joke

He's like, I'm a real big dog It's the one time he doesn't have that nose He's got a different nose It's a dog's nose He plays a dog He's got no nose in Cars But it got all jacked up nose. He plays a dog. He's got no nose in cars. But it got all jacked up.

Just a hood. And the third one, it got all kind of jacked up. Maybe that was... You got anything, Tyler? Oh, my. I think I'm almost out, and I'm not positive on this one, but I'm going to go The Grand Budapest Hotel. Is he? I don't know. Is he? I mean't know. Is he?

I mean, listen to the reaction. Yeah. It feels to me like he's not in it, but I'll accept that. There's a lot of people in that one, but he is in a lot of Wes Anderson movies. All right, then. Jeff, did you hear what that lady yelled out earlier? Uh-uh. Okay.

Because it really opens up a whole new world I know, I know I'm going to say Shanghai night That's what she said That's what she said That's what she said Come on Tyler, you can do it Shanghai noon? Yeah

I almost thought you were wrong So did I, the way you looked at me Yeah Jeff Yeah. I almost thought you were wrong. So did I, the way you looked at me. Yeah. Jeff. Well. Well now. Come on, man.

I know we're missing some still. I like this ending, though. That you beat Jacob, but not Tyler. Bowieville. Bowieville, right? Tyler, after this, you should move to Flexington. I am a UK fan. Or just go to California and New York like a normal person.

I'm out. I'm out of Owen Wilson movies. Oh! Have you ever... Let me just ask Jeff a quick question, you guys. Have you ever spent any time in a museum? And if you did, what time of day would you go?

I always get those titles mixed up. It's like Battle for the Smithsonian, Night at the Museum, and a third one. Right? Night at the Museum, the Guardians of Gahool. That's not right. But yes, let's have another round of applause for Tyler Bolin taking it down. I mean, that was just a bonus game. It didn't really mean anything.

And I picked the name and had two lifelines. Well, I mean, you know, if you want to point that shit out. But I still beat him. I know Trump would have difficulty watching you win. That thing where he said that the Paralympics are hard to watch is so rough.

It's so unpresidential. Oh, I had to look away. I was like, shot put? Really? That doesn't seem like it should do that. I don't know if they have shot put in the Paralympic Games. I'm sure they have all the games. I'm sure it's all the Olympic Games.

But congratulations, Tyler, for having a good showing there at the end. But we're still going to read the shithead from your name tag. Do you have anything to plug, Tyler? No, just make it back to Lexington or find somewhere in Louisville to come do a show. I'm in Lexington on May 7th. It's a stand-up show,

but we'll play Last Man Stanton. You're one of the two champions from Lexington now. Awesome. I'll be there. At that one game. All right, Jacob, what do you got to promote? Nothing really to plug.

Just social media. Thanks for having me, everybody. And I just want to point out how shitty this eye is in Dennis. That is just like, what is that? I'm going to plug. Do you have a, what do you call it? What's your Insta and your Twitter and all that? Oh, just my name, Jacob Zira.

Okay. Jeff always has 85 road dates. Where'd that come from? I just have a couple. May 20th. I mean, I guess, yeah, I'll read it. Sorry, Jeff. You want a Flexington?

Tyler and I are just discussing shithead etiquette. Oh, yeah? I mean, isn't that why they're shitheads? What is my... Oh, there it is. May 26th. I'm in Santa Cruz, California. Ooh.

And the end of June. July 1st. June 30th. I'm going backwards because I know it ends, July 1st, June 30th, I'm going backwards because I know it ends on the 1st. The 28th, 29th, 30th, and the July 1st I'm at Go Bananas in Cincinnati. And whatever, just come out to some open mics and stuff because I'm trying to put

together a new hour. Okay. Yeah. You want people to come to the open mics to watch you put together? Well, it'd be nice if anybody came to them. I'm doing my annual Mother's Day show in Denver, Colorado at Comedy Works on Sunday, May 14th

at 4.20. And thank you, everybody, for coming out to this first-ever show in Indianapolis. Thank you, everybody, for coming out to this first-ever show in Indianapolis. Thank you to the Basile Theater above the Rat Catcher Restaurant. I think they filmed most of Foxcatcher there. They just had to clear the foxes out for a while and bring in some rats.

Ratskeller. That's what it's called. I'm sure it's delicious. Smells good. Smells great. And as always, I got three shithits here for whoever's ready toeads here for the

whoever's ready to press the button for the end theme so wait for all three of them LeBron James is a shithead racist racist I don't like how this is headed

Bill Cosby is a shithead it's a room full of white people clapping at black shitheads I don't like how this is headed. Bill Cosby is a shithead. It's a room full of white people clapping at black shitheads. This is the one that makes people... Mike Pence is a good one, but this is the one that I think will get the biggest reaction of those three. Terms of service is a shithead.

of those three. Terms of service is a shit. Ha ha ha. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of both his view and prowess makes him foggy. There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies.

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