Doug Loves Movies - Geoff Tate, Julian McCullough and Ricardo Baca guest

Episode Date: May 11, 2015

Recorded at Comedy Works in Denver, CO, Doug welcomes comedy and Geoff Tate and Julian McCullough, and weed journalist Ricardo Baca to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug Hates Candy Rappers Hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies I had a feeling that it would be off a little bit And I have a theory, I think it's the altitude We're coming to you once again from Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado on Mother's Day. I've got one of the bigger prize bags.

I mean, the bag itself, to begin with, is already bigger than a typical bag, but then it's also so full of stuff. I dare to say that the person that wins tonight

walking home with this will feel like the opposite of a winner. Because it is so cumbersome. It's Benedict Cumbersome. Did I mention it's Sunday, May 10th, 2015? Do we have any... It's Mother's Day, so I'd like to ask

if there's any mothers here today. And of all the moms that just shouted out, was it your idea to be here? So your children didn't drag you here? You dragged your children here? Yeah?

I'm just hoping that there aren't families that listen to this show together. Maybe a young couple, that's okay. Maybe around an infant. But once they start to grow up, I'd say it's probably not a child and parent affair.

The lady, what is that you got on there? A nice fuchsia? Nice Mother's Day fuchsia nice mother's day fuchsia and uh are you uh so that's your kid sitting next to you yeah childish no you're not

it's your husband. Okay. It's just the lighting is weird. You have your own light on you like you're a part of the show. And then he's in the darkness, so... He's in the shadows. Yeah, what does he do in the shadows? So you're just husband, you have a kid

though? Two! But they're at home. Yeah, you're like, it's mommy's day. She's gonna go get drunk in a basement I guess I don't need to finish that sentence that's the worst part of it do you smoke weed too? okay

you're a great mom yeah you are a great mom. Yeah, you are a great mom. Unfortunately, social services will be in touch. Because some people have been fucked by that here in Denver and Colorado, where they threaten to take your kid away if you have a job that's marijuana-related. Yeah, like a marijuana critic.

Can't be a marijuana critic if you have kids. But we'll talk more about that later. marijuana critic if you have kids. But we'll talk more about that later. When we get to pot topics. So you're representing all the moms here today.

And so I'd like to ask you one question. What was the last movie that you saw? Don't look at your son, husband. He cannot help you. The Watch? The Vince Vaughn movie?

That was a weird-ass movie. Such weird timing for that movie, because, yeah, because it came out at a time when a neighborhood watch guy killed a kid. So then they changed it to just The Watch. Maybe people would think it was just about a stakeout or a Seiko, yes? Did you like it?

She liked it! Hey, Mikey! So that movie didn't get a fair shot in the marketplace is what I'm saying. There was a motion picture called Space Camp that that was a motion picture called Space Camp that was a big 20th Century Fox summer movie.

And it came out, the release date was four or five weeks after the shuttle exploded. Yeah, so that wasn't good timing. A bunch of people in real life die in a... in an outer space mission, and then a movie a few weeks later sends some children into space. On Accident. Leif Phoenix was the star of that film. Grew up to be better known as Joaquin.

Because he was like, I can't be called Leif, I need a serious name. Because he was like, I can't be called Leaf. I need a serious name. Makes you wonder what river would have changed his to eventually. From now on, call me Raul Phoenix. I'm glad enough time has gone by that we can laugh about the sad death of River Phoenix

who's coming to the Benson movie interruption tonight in Littleton drive safely we got plenty of time this is about a two hour window to you know get over there and get high again because we're gonna to watch Junior. Was that a bad idea? These movie interruption shows, they kind of sell out or don't based

on the movie that I'm showing. And last year we did Mrs. Doubtfire and the timing was better on that. Fortunately, Robin was still alive. I would never make fun of any of his movies now. That's too sad. But that thing sold out right away because everybody loves Mrs. Doubtfire, but I think nobody likes Junior.

Just the idea of having to sit through it, even with way, because everybody loves Mrs. Doubtfire, but I think nobody likes Junior. And just the idea of having to sit through it. Even with professional comedians making jokes, they're just kind of... I mean, people are coming, obviously. Some of you cheered when I said, who's coming? But the rest of you are going to enjoy the rest of your evening. I just thought it'd be funny people bring their mom to watch Arnold Schwarzenegger be pregnant. It's the dumbest movie.

It's like they made twins with Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the only joke in that entire movie was that they were twins. And then they're like, we gotta get these two back together again. But why would they be? What could the story be?

I was hoping when I saw it the first time, I was hoping Danny DeVito was the baby. It's kind of a look who's talking kind of thing. Where the first pregnant man has a talking baby in his stomach. I can't wait to get out of here! That was the best Danny DeVito I could do. Last minute and all, you know. 90 minutes later and Doug still didn't bring the guest out.

Proof once again that it is possible to get too high. I'm excited to say that the album I recorded at this very club, Comedy Works, promotional tool, will be available on iTunes and at DouglasMovies.com on June 9th. Yeah. Fast turnaround from April 20. Yeah, there's a lot of topical...

You know, I was worried that by June 9th Bill Cosby wouldn't be a rapist anymore. So you really got to get that material out fast. I think rape jokes are really inappropriate and terrible, just like the thing that they're jokes about. But that was a pretty good one as rape jokes go douglas movies is back at UCB in Los Angeles this Tuesday May 12th at 7 o'clock sharp free to get in I'm doing stand-up at the vinyl music hall on in Pensacola Florida this Thursday

May 14th I'm gonna be at Moe's Original Barbecue. Yeah, it might be one of the first times I've played a restaurant in Mobile, Alabama on Monday, May 18th. Yeah, I never really... Saying that whole sentence out loud... I never really... Saying that whole sentence out loud... It's not feeling like a great idea anymore. They got stoners in Alabama. It'll be fine.

And Doug Loves Movies is going to be back at the Hyenas Comedy Club in Dallas on Wednesday, May 20th. Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. DJ, at DJ on the floor, tweeted, I should have clarified with my wife, my wife, when she said, I got us tickers, tickers?

Honey, I got us some tickers. I'm so tired of that minion over there just staring at me. It's gigantic eyeball. Yeah, show everybody. Now it's time for tweet relief. I should have clarified with my wife. My wife. Now it's time for Tweet Relief. I should have clarified with my wife, my wife. When she said,

I got us tickets to age of whatever. Hashtag not Avengers. This has been... Tweet Relief. Married Mix-Up Edition. been sweet relief married mix-up edition. Alright, I've been talking forever. We got two first-timers on the panel today, and

one of your favorites, so let's get them out here right now. Please give a big, warm welcome, Denver, to Ricardo Baca, Julian McCullough, and Jeff Tate. Hey, guys. I almost said, hey, guys. I almost said, hey, everybody. Hey, all three of you.

Ricardo Baca, you guys. One of the best... One of the best stand-ups in the country. Star of many films. No. Ricardo, for those of you who don't know, but you should know if you live here, is, what's your title? Editor-in-chief?

Marijuana editor. Marijuana editor? I'm the weed editor at the Denver Post. And, yeah, and you oversee the Cannabist, which is the Denver Post's just everything about weed section. Exactly, yeah. It's the Denver Post's,

they made an all-weed vertical called the Cannabist, and, yeah, we had it up with strain reviews and breaking news and features, and, yeah, it's fun. It's called a vertical? Yeah, I think that's probably... I've never heard that expression before. I think it's probably media speak, news and features. It's called a vertical? Yeah. I've never heard that expression before. I think it's probably media speak, so I apologize

for that. Vertical means that it's on the web? A vertical means like... You scroll it up, right? Isn't that what you mean? No? It's its own site. It's not denverpost.com slash cannabis. It's thecannabis.co

but Denver Post is behind it and is willing to admit it loud and proud yeah that's my point is that

you guys did it I mean you're the first right it's not happening anywhere else yet yeah you know I've gotten lots of

calls and emails from people at other daily newspapers and television stations from throughout the country, and they're like, oh yeah, I'm in Cincinnati, Anchorage, Portland, and I'm about to get your beat, and it's fun because it's now our beat. It really is

an assortment of individuals, but it's been fun and strange, and yeah, we're the only person, we're the only media entity with a marijuana editor. Yes! And it's been fun and strange and yeah, we're the only person, we're the only media entity with a marijuana editor. Yes. And it's you. And I came at you through, I saw the documentary called Rolling Papers

at South by Southwest, which basically, pardon the expression, chronicles the, you know, essentially the first year of legalization here in Colorado and also the existence of your job and the cannabis. Yeah, exactly. Rolling Papers, it just, they filmed us from Januaryuary 1st through december 31st and it debuted at uh south by southwest where doug saw it and it sold actually

an hour after its world premiere there you go so it's going to open in theaters this fall nice we'll have you back on again around that time. But it's really interesting how, for the most part, nothing bad has happened over the course of the year. But the one thing that I was talking about earlier is that there's a woman highlighted in the movie who gets a job as a marijuana critic and then has trouble with the fact that she has a kid and they threaten to take the kid away.

It's true, yeah, that was an interesting piece of the story, you know. One of the first two marijuana critics I hired was Brittany Driver, and she's incredibly talented and bright, and she also is a parent. She, you know, she and her husband, her husband cooks at Root Down, if you guys have ever been there. So good people. And then she ultimately kind of tailed off doing the marijuana criticism, and now she writes a parenting column. But it's pot and parenting, because it's something you have to consider in a modern era, right?

Like, how are you a responsible parent while also using this newly legal substance in a community where the child protective services aren't quite ready to be comfortable with this new legality. They're not comfortable with chill parents. That's

Julian McCullough, everybody! Another first-time guest on the program. Yes. I just want to say, it's funny that like it's news that you, it's like great that you're the first marijuana editor, but do you ever get annoyed that people treat you like,

like it's like, look, even though he's high, look what he can do. Like, it's like, you know what I mean? It's like you're a dog that can catch a football or something.

Do you ever feel like that? or am I being an asshole? You know, no, I think that's very funny because I don't. You're like Air Bud. He really is. He really is. That's totally how everybody feels about my critics, because they do get high, they do write about it, and they are some of the most productive people I've ever met in my life. Awesome. You have to be a great writer to write about weed strains.

Yeah. To write reviews about weed, because my reviews would be like, I like it. This one made me high. Yeah. Plus, there's probably no restriction that they only have to smoke weed, right? They're probably like, the weed was great. The Coke helped me write this article. We take it very seriously.

Oh, right, right, right. Sorry. Not cool, Julian. Not cool. Sorry, sorry. Yeah. I mean, Julian. Not cool. Sorry, sorry. Yeah. I mean, Air Bud had a tremendous practice regimen that he stuck to. We just met, and I'm the worst.

Okay, sorry. And Jeff Tate is here, everybody. Yay! Afternoon, Jeff. Afternoon, Jeff. Afternoon, everybody. Yeah. Jeff hosts the Afternoon Everybody podcast. Yes, I do.

Where they dissect every episode of My Two Dads. Yep. Wait, that's not it. Which show is it? It's Cheers. Ah, yes. Yeah, that's how...

I use Cheers as my baseline for whenever I review pot. Where it's like... It'd be like, this pot was so good, it was like I hadn't seen this episode before. This pot was okay,

it's like I'd only seen it once. This part was so good, I thought Diane was great. Like, that's how I... How do you feel about Frasier? Don't even get me started. Julian, why did you step in that one? I don't think I'm alone in saying

Frasier is superior show to Cheers. Uh-oh. I'm like a wrestling heel. I'm kidding. Well, then in that case, don't listen to Afternoon, everybody. Listen to Toss Salad and Scrambled Eggs The Frasier podcast That I'm starting next week

I already have one But we mostly just talk about tossing salad on it And breakfast My Frasier podcast Is called Niles from Home. Frazier sucks. My problem with Frazier is there's things where his dad's like, let's go to that sports bar.

And Frazier's like, why would I ever? And meanwhile, 10 years, man. Every day you went to a fucking sports bar. And now you're being an asshole about it? You can't even just say no you got to be like why would i ever i don't know i never got it but you did why are you being a dick about it now he's such a diane on the show he is exactly niles is frazier and frazier is Diane and Diane sucked.

So there you go. You can think your Niles from home podcast is great, but we have beef now. We have... Well, look, Jeff, I don't want to

overstep my bounds, but I feel like it's a little rude to do your podcast on Doug's podcast right now. I feel like now is a weird time to think your podcast on Doug's podcast right now. I feel like now is a weird time

to think about overstepping your bounds. Anyway, I'm kidding. Boss is the best show that Frasier ever did. I don't even know his real name. I just call him Frasier.

Kelsey Grammer. Kelsey Grammer, that's it. His boss. Sentence no one's ever said. He's bitchin'. Ricardo Baca brought us some lovely things for the prize bag. Some lovely things. Yeah, you brought

these set of four pint-sized glasses that say what on them? It's Ride the Rockies. The Denver Post sponsors this great ride across Colorado every year. It's amazing. Here you go. So you got four of those glasses. And don't worry, I also brought cool stuff.

Yeah. What else is in there? There's some rolling papers from the film Rolling Papers. Very clever marketing tool. Yeah, there's a mug from The Cannabis. We have a show, so check it out. It's like a talk show. We're going to have Doug on next time he's in town.

Hopefully. Why not? Do we smoke weed before we do it? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Sure. For you, yes. All right.

Then I'm in. And what else did you put in there? Is that it, Ricardo? Yeah, I think that's it. Okay. And what did you put in the prize bag, Julian? I put in, I was walking around Denver and I went to a bookstore. And have you ever gone to a bookstore and you see a book and you're like, I'm definitely going to read this book.

And then you buy it. And then five minutes later, you're like, I'm never going to read this book. So I did that with my Elizabeth Warren biography. There it is. It's it's called it's called A Fighting Chance. I'll never know why it's called... It's called A Fighting Chance. I'll never know why it's called that. And, um... She seems like a super nice lady,

and I think she's been on The Daily Show or something. And I don't know what mind frame I was in when I was like, this is definitely something I'm going to read the whole thing. So anyway, I'm giving it away to somebody who might want to read it. Buying that book and not reading it is a real Frasier movement. Why is it every podcast I do, I'm the Frasier?

Why does that keep happening to me? I don't know. Maybe you should just step it up. Maybe I should. So, okay the uh the other thing i brought this is near and dear to my heart um i genuinely when i was uh like 13 through 17 um played magic the gathering like every day of my life and i decided to buy a corset at barnes and today. It's a dual pack, so if you've never played before, you can just find a super cool friend. And you get a deck, they get a deck, and then you just summon creatures and planes walk like a motherfucker. And hopefully, you know what?

Start your own gathering today. So that hopefully kicks off a friendship. You know, my pot critic Jake Brown plays Magic the Gathering. Next time you're in Denver, you might have to throw down with Jake. I will. And can I tell you, this Jake Brown character sounds like he has the best life in America. He does. Oh, I get high and write about it

and play magic all day. I think I jerked off to your life when I was 13. I want a talented Mr. Ripley, Jake Brown. Just fucking kill him on a boat and take his life. Is Jake here tonight? He's at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival.

Of course he is! In Portland, Oregon. By the way, if you're going to murder somebody, the worst thing you can do is tell everyone on a podcast that you're going to murder that person first. I should probably keep that to myself. You could probably say it on your Niles podcast. Yeah, that's got to be a safe place for confessions.

Yeah. Oh, no, that's my confession podcast, Niles to Go Before I Sleep. There's so much stuff in this bag, you guys. We got my last CD. I'm finally gonna stop giving those out soon. When the new one comes out. June 9th.

A scarf from Hitman Glass. This is... That was a close one. This is the popcorn container I got. The plastic popcorn container that I got at the New York Spring Spectacular

Radio City Music Hall. Pretty nice item. It seals up pretty tight, so I think if you want to put a bunch of weed in there. I gotta warn you, a lot of the prizes are weed related today. Also, something I'd only read if I was

really high. Jeff brought a copy of the latest Jack Reacher novel. Personal. Personal. This time it's personal. It is. He could say that about his book when they ask him. Tell us about your new book.

This time it's personal. And then that's the whole interview. That's the whole thing. Thanks for coming by, Jack Reacher guy. That's the same slogan from Jaws 4. Yeah? This time it's personal. Because the shark was personally mad

about the guy that killed his mom. Yeah, he followed them around the world to the Bahamas. Yeah. Because it was personal. Hey, was there a scene in that movie where one of the guys

was like, hold up, that shark looked familiar. Like, do you see that shark in the bushes? He's been watching you for a long time.

You don't think that shark is following us, do you? I saw him at the airport. He knocked on my hotel room door, told me he was a candy gram. Yeah. I just saw something with a shark in it

and somebody made a joke about candy crammers. We've got a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt in the bag. Somebody gave me a bunch of weed in this really nice Tupperware container. I'm giving you a lot of things to put your weed in. Ricardo also brought a mug A mug, yeah Are you really giving away a Tupperware container

That smells like weed? Can I smell that Tupperware container? Yeah, I would like to as well Is this part of, like, criticism? Like, if I smell this and I can, like, place the weed You have to determine the weed's nose. What? Do you spin joints around like one of them asshole wine dudes?

This weed has got kind of a... This weed's got kind of a oaky nose. I think he cleaned it. Oh, this weed smells like weed. Doug's... Yeah. No, but it's also Tupperware. It does not take on the smell of the thing that was inside of it

That's why it's good To have Tupperware Yeah, that just smelled like Tupperware Right, because you can use it again Alright, commercial for Tupperware I'm trying to get some sponsors Since I knew I could fly with this I'm trying to get some sponsors. Since I knew I could fly with this to Colorado and nobody would hassle me

and I could give it away here on the show and no one could get in trouble for having it, a Cloud V vapor pen is going to go in the... Ooh. Some posters with my face on it. Yeah. Oh, it's that damn book again. Doug, there's a lot of good ideas in that book.

Well, if you're not into books and you don't want to read the books and you win the prize bag today, I'm also including a copy of Denver Magazine. It's the winter 2015 issue. And as you know, winter is gonna last here until June, apparently. Oh, and also

a box of tissues that I stole from the hotel. And, uh, since I can also do this, some weed a guy gave me last night. Ooh. I like that it's in a food-to-go container. That's really sweet. Yeah, I believe he was the cook

of the restaurant I was eating in. All right. I think we're probably running late at this point. I love that even though it's legal here, you still get pot from cooks and restaurants. Like, I live in Cincinnati, and it's not legal, but that's where I get pot. Like, it just doesn't matter where you go.

You go to any restaurant, ask a cook, you'll get something. Yeah. Have you been to the movies lately, Jeff? Yes, sir. I've seen two of the biggest hits in the world. Avengers, Age of Ultron. And Paul Blart, Maul Blart 2.

Yep, I have seen both of those. And they're great. They average out to great. Which one was funnier? That's a real toss-up. I don't know if you've ever seen it. I know which one has the funnier title. Right. The second one

Because Blart is a funny name It's so funny that it's in the title Yeah But it's funny that they don't just call him Maul Blart Wait they don't? They don't Oh is that what you said? It's not Paul Blart Maul Blart?

No Oh Well no I'm really glad that this has been corrected Paul Blart, Moe Blart? No. Well, no, I'm really glad that this has been corrected because I don't want to embarrass myself when the third one comes out. Yeah. Have you ever seen a fat man on a Segway? It is really funny.

Yeah. It's all about weight distribution and he has a lot of weight to distribute on that Segway, and he can't really do it. And he's got a mustache, and his kid is mean, and he's just inept. Is it personal?

It's a perfect... I think Robert Towne wrote it. It's a perfect movie. Robert Towne. Speaking of segues, Julian, have you been to the movies lately? I have a two-year-old, so I have not been to the movies recently, but

I did watch for the very first time like three days ago, Magnolia by Paul Thomas Haynes. Wait, you have a two-year-old and you had time for Magnolia? Yeah. All three hours of Tom Cruise singing in the car? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was after...

I think she was sleeping. She probably fell asleep at some point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That movie's very long. It is. She started kindergarten during the movie. That's what's called a dad joke. Let me tell you, that's a long movie. What is Magnolia about?

You've never seen it? I've never seen it, no. Holy shit, just watch it. Yeah. If you don't know what it's about you're the perfect person to watch this movie because the whole time you're going to be going what the fuck

I didn't know what it was about and I was already talking about it I'm kidding a shorter answer is what isn't it about because it covers it just covers everything are there any like fat people

on segways you know what yeah that movie sucked no it's an intense movie it gets it gets so intense towards the end that you're like

I need to turn this off for a second you know and take a break he's so he's so fat that he can't stop eating his food is hot and he keeps eating it and He's so fat that he can't stop eating. His food is hot, and he keeps

eating it, and it burns his mouth. But he can't stop. This Paul Blart man is some top-notch. It turns out I watched the wrong movie this week. Did you see the story, though, about Paul Blart? About how

it almost had the perfect zero rating on Rotten Tomatoes until some Australian film critic came along and gave it like a half star, which totally screwed the film's zero rating. And everybody now hates this film critic out of Australia. I had to... Do you know how hard it is to convince people you're an Australian film critic? It's not that difficult. It's not that difficult. It is not that difficult.

I swooped in, started a fake website. Yeah. By the way, like everybody from Australia, it was Paul Hogan. That was Paul Hogan. Have you been to the movies, Ricardo? You know, the last time I went to the movie theater was with my pal, and we were seeing a film that he thought was a re-release of something released in the 70s, but it was really a new movie starring Al Pacino and maybe Amy Adams.

I don't even know what it was called. It was called some dude's name. Danny Collins? Danny Collins. And that was not a good movie. So let me tell you what we've been watching at home because my lady and I, we've been totally crushing documentaries.

So Montage of Heck, Citizen Four. We watched the first two Paradise Losts for our first time because I never had HBO as a kid. Holy shit. So yeah. You should see Eddie Murphy Raw.

How many... I saw that one. For the outfit alone, you gotta watch that. But how many Paradise Lost movies are there at this point? Four? Three? Three that I know of, yeah. We've been looking for the third, but we have to find Amazon Prime.

Well, you know what I don't like about the third one is that's when they introduced the Ewoks. So the series really kind of fell apart there for me. All right. What was the last movie I saw? Oh, I watched Draft Day on HBO. Oh, that's a great one! Really? No, it's the worst movie ever made!

I watched the whole thing. I mean, I thought it was interesting, but to me it was interesting that it was very similar to Moneyball, even though it was a different sport, but such different movies. Like, Draft Day is just a slick Hollywood old-school production, you know? Yeah. And Moneyball is interesting.

But it's because... Well, Moneyball, like, they had some actual facts they had to use, like, from real life. Oh, yeah, everything's made up in Draft Day, right? Yeah, yeah. It's like somebody who never, ever saw Draft Day wrote a movie about Draft Day. And they were like, this is probably the rules to football. Yeah, yeah, no.

No, I feel like everyone should have to have done the thing they wrote a movie about before they write it. Like, I know for a fact that this guy used to be a security guard in a mall. Everything rings true. I forgot to mention also, I brought a bottle of water from my hotel

in case the person carrying around this bag gets caught in mouth. And this is the part of the show where I say... Let the games begin, don't you know? Gentlemen, I need you to pick a name tag. We got lots of good name tags today.

Lots of motherfucking name tags on Mother's Day. So pick who you want to play for. And while you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody. Never know what news is the most important to read about? Do you spend too much time searching your social media accounts looking for reliable news? Head to the App Store and download NYT Now for free.

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It really is. For the listeners, it's one of those one-eyed minions where he's just got the one eye in the middle of his stupid face. I like the minions, though. You know what? Can I change? Yeah, you can. I need to take that minion because I don't want to look at it anymore. Is that too mean? All right, give him back.

Give him back. I thought it was the... Fuck you! All right. Whoa, whoa. Am I doing this right? But is your name Minion? Like, why? Yeah, what's your pun? He just likes the Minions,

so he brought a big one. Did you win that at a carnival? Like a ring toss or something? Which game? Oh. A shooting game. You had to win a few times. You wanted that minion bad.

I think it's super cool of a guy to bring a huge eyeball to a room full of high people. Is your dick in it right now? Is it like, did you cut a hole out? Anyway, thanks for trying with that stupid thing. Better luck next time. Somebody out in the audience was nice enough

to also contribute to the prize bag. Two tickets to the Denver Philharmonic Orchestra. Yeah. You know who'd want to go there? Frazier. Yeah. Yeah, maybe he'll take you. $20 ticket, but children get in free.

And I think what's cool about the orchestra, the Philharmonic, if I'm not, if I think I think I'm right, you can actually like tweet. They have tweeting areas in there. If I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but sections where you can sit and tweet. Yes. Sections that are like, OK, for social. I'd want to do something during the goddamn Philharmonic. Like you live tweet theweet the orchestra, like, still awake, hashtag not sleepy.

Where are the drums? When are they going to play that dang old song from Star Wars? Hashtag sleepy now. Who are you playing for, Jeff? I'm playing for Paula. The devil wears Paula. And she drew, she drew a winter boot on it and snow

because it's only May 10th in Denver where it was, it's snowing and I felt weird that I was in the same country I had been in the day, like that morning.

I flew in yesterday from America to here and then it was snowing. Like I wasn't in America anymore. They get it till June here now, apparently. What's that? Snows all the way till June

here, like annually now. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's probably not anything behind it there's probably like no no reason oh yeah nothing to worry about there's no hard science you can't prove anything everything's fine i mean if you're gonna believe what a scientist tells you then you're just a fucking sheep anyway yeah think for yourself and come to the conclusions you want there to be already you know who has a lot to say about this topic? Elizabeth Warren. Right, right.

Who are you playing for, Julian? How would you know, Julian? Yeah, I don't know. I read the back of it. Aubretle Juice. I'm assuming your name is Aubrey, right? Not Edel. Aubretle Juice. It's of all the movies I saw in the crowd,

Beetlejuice is my favorite. So that's why I picked it. And also Aubrey looks like she could use some excitement. If you're listening at home, she's like hugging herself and kind of shy. Yeah, yeah. And taking a swipe at her is a real crazy thing hugging herself and kind of shy. Yeah, yeah. I take a swipe at her. It is cold in here.

No, no, no. I'm saying. I'm saying, yeah, I'm kind of a dick. But I'm rooting for you, Aubrey. You're wearing a Smith shirt. You look just as introverted and sad as she does. You look just as introverted and sad as she does. Maybe I relate to her on a level I don't feel comfortable talking about.

And that's why I picked her. And thanks for bringing it up in front of all these people, Jeff. Hey, you started it. You didn't... Ricardo. No one could see her. She looks fucking... She's the happiest person here. She has the sweetest eyes

in the whole crowd. She has very sweet eyes. You know, you guys keep making this better. She has the sweetest eyes. Oh, also, she weighs 500 pounds No she's very nice She looks To me

I was gonna make a joke About how she's gonna run off And solve a mystery With Scooby in the game She looks just like Fred No She doesn't look like Fred Not No, she doesn't look like Fred. Not at all. She doesn't look like Freddie Prinze Jr.

Who are you playing for, Ricardo? I am playing for Mike, and Mike has a series of very authentic-looking Walmart badges plus a pre-roll of Sour Diesel tacked onto this Star Wars Boba Fett-style character. Yeah, and it gets even better, because he put a shithead on the back, on Boba Fett's butt.

So I'm going to hang on to that, so you don't accidentally read it. Is there a shithead on the back of yours, Julian? Yeah. Don't read it out loud. Okay. Don't say it. Got it.

Just want to make sure it's there. It is. I figured it would be. She knows what she's doing. Yeah, Aubrey's not going to let us down. Nuh-uh. But this Boba Fett is saying, Doug's no good to me dead.

I don't know why he sounded like, I don't know what voice I was doing there, but I was trying to do a Boba Fett. Do you do a Boba Fett impression, Jeff? No. Hey, I'm Boba Fett. Yeah. Boba Fett, Molfett.

Hey, what are you fucking guys doing? I'm Boba Fett. Yeah. I'm, what are you fucking guys doing? I'm Boba Fett I'm from Star Trek or whatever I'm from space That's why I look cool I don't know why there's a cape and a rocket pack But I'm Boba Fett I just remember there was such a big build up

For Boba Fett Like he had his own figure At Burger King before the character was even introduced In the movies. And then when he showed up, his voice just sounded like, hey, what's going on? Like, he just has kind of an interesting voice, but it's not like, you know, I thought he'd be like Darth Vader and all the guys in the helmets would sound all deep and scary. He's worth a lot to me.

Well, nice job picking the name tags and nice job making name tags, everybody. Yeah, there's also a joint on this Boba Fett. Yeah, he said that. Oh, okay. He used the word pre-rolled. Oh, I didn't hear that. Yeah, yeah.

You don't hear those The jingo You know, the words that What am I trying to say? Lingo? I don't know words I'm from Cincinnati, we still just call it weed Like we don't have any fancy terms for it We're just like weed

And then some people are like, this is sativa and this is indica But they're lying, they have no idea And you're lying too They have no idea. And you're lying too because the first place I ever smoked a gravity bong was in Cincinnati. So they got some innovators there as well. Oh, that fogger?

Yeah. Yeah, that maniac invented a way to smoke pot somehow. It involves freezing a cup and that's it. that's all I know Guys, that wasn't very funny But it was exactly how Boba Fett sounds

First game we're going to play is called Cluster Flicks Amy Adams It's dedicated to her Rest in peace, Amy. This is between the people on the stage only. Have your mic ready there, Ricardo, because you're going to want to shout out the answer

as soon as you know it. All right. Can you tell me the basic rules of this before we get into Cluster? Exactly what I was about to do. Okay, thank you. Ricardo, your instincts are excellent. If I ever get on Celebrity Jeopardy, that's the first

question I'm going to ask Alex. Hey, can you talk me through what we're going to do here today? This is the only game show someone could be on where they could not have any idea how it's played like if you sprung Jeopardy on somebody they would be like

whoa what the fuck I gotta make them a question how come that's wait you have the answer and I need a question I thought you were the game show yeah Leonard of All Games, a little more complicated than Jeopardy, though, I think.

I think people are very confused by it. But those same people are confused by Jeopardy also. There's just people that don't care about trivia or games. Those people exist. Let's leave them be. Keep them out of our lives.

I say we get them. All right, Ricardo. I'm going to name three movies. One actor or actress is in all three of these motion pictures. Then you're all going to guess who it might be. If nobody gets it right, I'm going to start adding more titles until somebody gets it right that's on this stage. Your foot doesn't count, sir.

I was on the stage. I get to play. I don't know why I gave you that voice. I was on the stage. You're really locking in that Boba Fett impression. He's no good to me, Dad. Hey, listen, I'm going to go jump in the Sarlacc pit. Thanks for coming by, Boba. Hey, listen, I'm going to go jump in the Sarlacc pit. Thanks for coming by, Boba. Hey, watch this.

You made him into Bubba Fett. Yeah! Yeah! I think now's a good time for me to mention that I was zoning out when you were talking about what this game is. But don't worry about it. I'll figure it out. Who was in all three of these movies? Amy Adams!

Amy Adams! Let the girl have her fun. Or weird dude You should Just get a clip of a girl yelling Amy Adams And a whole crowd booing her And send it to Amy Adams I'm telling you All this Amy Adams stuff that's going on in this show

When Amy Adams gets wind of it She's going to be confused Why does this guy with a movie podcast Amy Adams stuff that's going on in this show. When Amy Adams gets wind of it, she's going to be confused. Why does this guy with a movie podcast hate me so much? Yeah, Frasier's really going to come after us. I don't even make movies anymore. Who was in Red Belt, Who is Cletus Tout, and Chimpanzee. James Belushi.

No. Tim Allen. Correct. Whoa! What? Wow. Is that a fucking guess? That could have also been name three movies I've never heard of.

Yeah. No, I think Red Belt is the movie where... Oh, no, I'm thinking of a different movie, but I still got Tim Allen. Is Red Belt the movie where Tim Allen has to learn karate? Or is that a movie? Yeah. Yeah, see, and then chimpanzee.

He narrated chimpanzee. It's a nature documentary. Because Tim Allen used to do this. They're like, we got this thing about chimpanzees. You guys think that dang old Tool Tim guy would come in and do his oohs, ahhs on our movie? That one was so hard, if Tim Allen was playing, he'd go, ooh?

And then Velma would be on the case. You just sounded like Scooby-Doo. All right. Tim Allen was in all three of those films. And he was also in Zoom, Crazy on the Outside, The Six Wives of Henry LaFay, Big Trouble, Saggy Dog, For Rich or Poor, Juggle to Juggle, Joe Somebody. And then I threw in Toy Story 2 just to make it fun. Santa Claus 2. Christmas with the Cranks.

Wild Hogs. And my favorite. Oh, can I guess? Yes. Galaxy Quest. Correct. Yes. That's great. He was so good in that, I was like like why didn't he do any other movies and it turns out he did 94 other movies

that weren't as good as Galaxy Quest he made 3 Santa Claus movies and never sequeled up Galaxy Quest like why not make another Galaxy Quest that would be fun cause it wasn't it's a hit just because it's been around for a while and everybody likes it, but it wasn't,

didn't make a ton of money. And don't they all die at the end? I don't think so, no. I can't believe you guys are worried about what happens in Galaxy Quest. It's really great, man. It is a good movie, though. It's so funny.

Yeah. And it's a good movie, though. It's so funny. Yeah. And it's a good idea. What's his name? Enrique Coletano. Is that his name? Yeah. Yeah, he's really great in it. And Monk is in it.

Shalhoub Rockwell. It's really a murderous row of great character actors. Sam Rockwell and Alan Rickman. Rickman, of course. Oh, yeah, with that stupid hair. He's got that fucking wig on. My favorite line. And he's all, yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

I love when he comes Tim Allen goes, I told you not to come to my house, man. Anyway, you must have seen it recently to get that joke. Is that really a line from the movie yeah he's all hung over and they come to his house because they're freaking out because they have to go save the universe and he's hung over and he goes what i say about coming to my house man and it's oh i'm gonna stop apparently it's hard to beat tim Allen. He's really good at it. Well, also, you know, as stand-up comedians,

we understand how the check drop works, and that just happened while you were telling that. So that also kind of pulled the focus a little bit. It couldn't have happened at a better time. Let's play Last Man Stanton. Last Man Stanton. A couple of people tweeted at me Suggestions for names to play today And when you do that I can't use that name

Because I don't want to show up and go Okay, we're doing this name Because I like to play along, you know And it'll seem rigged if I decide What name we're going to use So, it's one of those people that tweeted at me in the house today? Yeah? What name did you say?

Oh, you didn't? You said you have a good one, and that you want to share it with us. Let's do that. This guy might be lying, but I don't care. I'm just excited that he didn't tell it to me already. Tom Cruise. Yeah!

All right. I swear we played him before but I think it's worth a shot and also we're in no hurry. Dude's been in a lot of fucking movies. All right. So Jeff won that last game So he gets to go first

And then I'll go second And then Ricardo And then Julian And we just go around Naming Tom Cruise movies As soon as you can name one Or name the wrong one Or give Tom Cruise movie

The wrong title Then you're out Yeah I'm serious about this shit give Tom Cruise movie the wrong title, then you're out. Yeah. I'm serious about this shit. I'm high and I'm serious. I'm in Denver, damn it. Ooh, I just thought of a good, I should shoot a special here

and call it Things to Do in Denver When You're Done. Yeah. Yeah. He's writing it down. Shoot special called Things to Do in Denver. I don't have to write it down, Ricardo. We're recording all of this.

Hopefully. What a journalist. Jeff Tate. Jack Reacher. Of course you went with Jack Reacher. Is there talk that they're going to make more of those? Yeah, there's another one already in pre-production. Nice.

I'm sorry, that's an industry term, like vertical. Pre-production means they're thinking about making it. It's kind of like pre-rolled. Yeah. But with movies instead of joints. Yeah. They're booking everybody's flights. All right.

I'm going to go with... Let's just knock out... Get this argument out of the way because it's still called in my book Edge of Tomorrow. Some people love calling it live, die, repeat. That's just a marketing thing.

Ricardo, any movie with Tom Cruise in it. You're a journalist. I'm going big with risky business. Yeah! Julian? Top gum. Just kidding. Because you said don't get it wrong. Top gum. Just kidding. Because you said don't get it wrong.

Top gun. Jeff? Days of Thunder. Eyes right shut. Ricardo? Oh, is it my turn? Did you think I was just commenting on how high I am? Yeah Oh okay

So what was yours? Eyes wide shut Okay I am gonna go with Australia Oh, okay. So what was yours? Eyes wide shut. Okay. Oh, sure, okay. I am going to go with Australia. What? He's in Australia? Oh.

I never saw it, but... You're out, you're out. Julian. Far and away. Yes. Maybe that's what I was thinking of. Pretty similar, yeah. Similar things.

Different countries, but both epic sweeping sagas of a man and Nicole Kidman. So yeah, pretty similar. Jeff is losing his shit over there. Jerry Maguire. I'm going to keep going with Tom Cruise movies that describe how high I am.

Oblivion. Magnolia. Magnolia. Oh, it's not my turn. Adoy. No, it's my turn. It was your turn. Oh, yeah, it was. Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol.

Oh. That one was personal. There's a guy here today that took the Ghost Protocol poster and turned it into his name tag. Where are you? Right here.

You're here? Yeah. Right here. And he changed it to Mission Impossible Anthony Protocol. Protocol. Can't believe he didn't get pissed. It's clearly Mission and Panthony Ghost Protocol.

That's better. Born on the 4th of July. Legend. Jeff? All the right moves. Cocktail. Oh. Well, I got to say it now.

No, that's off the table. Rain Man's out. That's what I was going to say. I really can't say that one? Okay. Yeah, that lady took it. Mission Impossible original one? Shorter, please.

Mission Impossible. Yes. please. Mission Impossible. Yes. Okay. All right. It's even... It's weird. It's even Mission colon

Impossible. Well, they have... The Mission Impossible series was a huge flop. Yeah. Where he'd, like, get those glasses and they'd be like, go get milk.

He'd be like, oh, all right. Is it my turn? No, it's mine. I haven't done anything yet. Okay. I was stolen with that fucking golden joke about... Oh, okay. Night and day.

Oh, wow. Night and Day. Oh, wow. How about The Outsiders? What do you think the other ones in that series were called, Julian? Mission Impossible 2. Whoa. Shorter.

Shorter. Mission Impossible 2. Yeah, that's correct. It was before the subtitles became all the rage. It was just called Mission Impossible 2. Mission Impossible 3. It's not your turn. Yeah, it is.

When do I go? After me. Wait, what? After me. Oh, yeah, you're right. Another thing you never see going down with Alex Trebek. Wait, was it Mission Impossible 2 or MI2? MI2.

Was it MI2? Settle down. I don't know. I don't know. No, no, that's an Edge of Tomorrow situation where they changed the cover. Like T2 also had a longer time. Alright. This guy needs to back off. Did you say one, Jeff?

Yeah, Mission Impossible 3. Or MI3 if we're doing DVD releases. I'm going to go with Taps. Vanilla Sky. Oh, suddenly somebody's back in

the game in a big way. It's funny hearing other titles sometimes reminds you of titles. You know what I mean? You hear one, it makes you think of the next one that came out, or obviously the sequel sometimes. I just love that no matter how many of these you do, you still learn something new every time. Tropic Thunder. Tropic Thunder.

The Firm. Oh, A Few Good Men. Rock of Ages. Oh. Damn. Oh, fuck. I can do this. Fuck. Oh, man.

I got one. I got the movie, but I can't get the title right. And it's blocking me on everything else. That's what sucks is when you're fixated on one thing. You get fucked. I'm not asking you. It's just on me. And I'm going to say... Oh, yeah.

Goddamn. Oh, fuck. I give up. Julian? The Last Samurai. Yes. Jeff? Oh, shit. Was that yours?

No. Oh. Anything, Jeff? Yeah, Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me. Oh! Oh! Nice one. This is legit.

I'm confused because we were talking about it. Did you officially say Jack Reacher? Yeah, it was his first answer. Oh, okay. All right. It's the best one. I know you did that one. Anything? Anything? God damn it.

Maybe that lady just yells Rain Man everywhere she goes. What if that's his last movie that we haven't said? No, it isn't. I know. You guys are fucking serious. Anything? I'm done. I give up.

All right, Julian's out. Interview with a vampire. And what was the thing? What was the legal drama with the word lions in it? Lions to lambs. God damn it. War of the worlds. I can only think of secondhand lions. Oh, yeah. That was terrible. War of the worlds. I can only think of secondhand lions. Oh, yeah.

That was terrible. What else? What else? Going clear. Going clear. Going clear. Going clear. Minority report.

Minority report. Oh, minority report. Minority report, yeah. I like the guy who said going clear. Yeah, going clear. Yeah, there you go. That does count. I think someone said outbreak.

I heard someone say outbreak. What are you saying? Valkyrie. Valkyrie, yeah. The color of money. Collateral. Collateral, yeah Also a money term

There's a lot of them He made a lot of movies, that guy Rest in peace, Tom Cruise Somebody just yelled going clear again After we talked about how somebody yelled going clear. Rain Man! Oprah, that one time. Now we have to say don't yell out Amy Adams or Rain Man.

I'll just add a new thing every time it happens. All right, let's play the Leonard Maltin game, you guys. Jeff won that last thingy. Yay, Jeff. Yay, Jeff. So we'll start with Jeff on this thingy. And then we'll switch the order around. We'll go to Julie in second.

And then to Ricardo. Aubrey, I want you to know I'm trying as hard as I can. No hand singles either, Aubrey. Aubrey or Audrey? Aubrey. Why didn't you do a little Shop of Horrors thing? Yeah, right? Right?

Me and that gay guy over there agree. Sorry about that. It's just a guess. You get to pick between three categories, Jeff. Would you like celebrating a birthday today, no one's favorite, Bono? Hope he's recovering nicely

from his recent injuries. But the films of Bono or what? I thought of this category yesterday I was very proud of myself child abuse-y and that's movies that have Jake Busey in them

because he's a child abuse-y alright and Because he's a child abuse-y. All right. And at Drew Robbs with a Z, I think he's submitted stuff before, suggested Job at the Hut.

Job at the Hut. And that's movies where there's pizza deliveries. Which one of those would you like to play, Jeff? Jake Busey. All right. Jake Busey's been in some movies. Would you like a Jake Busey movie from 1996, 1997, or 2004?

And when I say Jake Busey movie, it's important to keep in mind he's probably never been the top-billed person in a movie. I could be wrong. Which one of those years do you like, Jeff?

97. Okay. Three stars for Mr. Maltin for this movie. It's 150 minutes long. Just saying, that's kind of long. It's two and a half hours.

It's based on a novel. And he also says, he also calls this movie passionate and intelligent. And he lists, yeah, and somehow Jake Busey is in it. He's a perfectly good actor. I don't know why I'm being mean to him.

Leonard lists 12 names. How many names can you get it in, Jeff? 12. Good opening bit. Julian McCullough. Ooh, yeah. 10. He says 10 names, Ricardo.

I'll go 9. Jeff. Ten. He says ten names, Ricardo. I'll go nine. Jeff. Eight. Julian. I'll go down to six. Ah, Ricky! I'm going to let Julian go down to six. All right, you get six. All right.

You get six names, Julian. Reading from the bottom of the list up, the six names are, and I'll give you the clues again if you need them after you hear the six names. Jake Busey. That can't count. That can't count as a name.

Rob Lowe. Rob Lowe. Jeffrey Blake. Angela Bassett. David Morse. And William Fichtner. Good old Fichtner. There's an actor I'd like to get on this show sometime.

Willie Ficht. He's been in tons of movies. What's the worst that could happen? Now, this one is passionate and intelligent. Mm-hmm. Based on a novel. Uh-huh. 150 minutes.

Three stars from Letter, 1997. Jake Busey is the 12th billed person. Strange Days? In the film. That is incorrect, but I appreciate it wasn't a terrible answer. Jeff? Is it Contact? It's Contact!

Ricardo is on the board with one point. I love that you can score by doing nothing. Yeah. That's great. No, that's... I like games where anybody can win. It's very exciting. Like, you know, just going into the game, everybody thought Jeff was probably going to win this thing because you guys haven't played before. It's very exciting Like you know Just going into the game Everybody thought

Jeff was probably Going to win this thing Because you guys Haven't played before And you know You're playing for people In the audience So I want them to feel

Like they have a chance I'm desperately trying To make Aubrey feel Like she has a chance Well you get to pick The next category Julian Okay And then we will go

To Ricardo And then to Jeff Okay Why does he get a pick? Because, are you really asking me this? I was left out of that skirmish. Oh, you were? Yeah. Oh, yeah, so you do get to go first.

Whose podcast is this? Yeah, seriously, let's go back to talking about Cheers. No, Jeff gets to go. Okay. First, again, and pick a category between. But then it will go to Ricardo this time, because we do change the order each round. And Jeff gets to choose between Valentine's Dre,

that's a romantic movie that's got a hip hop artist in it I mean most movies have hip hop artists in them these days so that doesn't narrow it down too much Wanna Do Some Nines is movies exclusively from 1999 or I think we're going to need a bigger coat.

Films where someone is frozen. Jeff? 1999. Okay. The year is 1999. 1999. Leonard gives this movie three stars. He says about this film that...

He says it was followed by a sequel. And he also says that this movie, not a lot of heart. Yeah, it doesn't have a lot of heart. It was followed by a sequel. And he lists 14 names. How many names can you get in Jeff Tate? 12. Ricardo?

Eleven? Yeah, sure. Julian? Ten. Nine. Eight. I'll challenge him on eight. Okay.

I'll challenge him on eight. Okay. You get eight names, and if you name the movie correctly after I say these eight names, you are our winner. Yeah. What's the name of the Boba Fett guy, Mike? Mike.

Mike, all right. Mike's going to win. How you doing, Mike? Mike is in the crapper? Real quick, switch to the minion. How sad would that be if he comes back from the bathroom and Boba Fett's in his seat?

The show's over. Everyone's gone. He's been retired Yeah Why is it Why is it taking so long Your eight names Are

Sophia Coppola Brian Blessed Ahmed Best Ray Park Hugh Quarshie I want to say Ian McDiarmid Terrence Stamp

and Pernilla August what's the name of this movie from 1999 alright from 1999? Hmm. All right. Can you think of any movies that were from 1999? That was the year I graduated college, and this is a totally

precarious guess, but I'll go with Only Because of the First Name you read. Lost in Translation? Did she do a... I don't know. Did she do a cameo in that? Did she do a... I don't know. Did she do a cameo in that?

Did she do a cameo? No. I don't even know what she fucking did in this, but it's Star Wars Episode I, The Phantom Menace. Sorry, Boba Fett. 1999.

Three stars from Leonard, Mr. Generous. Lacks heart, my ass ass but Ahmed Best is Jar Jar so that's a giveaway name and Ray Park was Darth Maul oh yeah alright Julian's on the board

we got an interesting game alright Darfur Jeff gets to pick the category again We got an interesting game. All right. Garfur. Jeff gets to pick the category again. It's Jeff's game. We just live in it. But then we're coming to you next, Julian, after that.

So be ready. And Jeff gets to choose between Red Light Challenge. That's movies where there's a chase scene involving a cab, which tends to be a lot of chase scenes because somebody jumps in one and goes, follow, or you know what I mean. Follow that bird. Yeah. I saw that.

Cherub is the name of a category. Strangely, nobody ever picks it. That's movies that have a lap dance in them. Chair rub. And your third option, and this is all random, is a category we've been doing lately called The Other Jeff Tate.

And it's movies that have Queensryche on the soundtrack. Fuck. Like when you're watching a movie and a Queensryche song comes on, do you perk up a little bit? Yeah, I leave. A guy with my... I go, I am in the wrong movie, sir.

It appears that I've made a terrible mistake. I will take a chair rub. Okay. This one is from 1999. Strangely enough. Two stars from Leonard he says that this movie is well cast

and he also says it's a pay on to a what the hell lifestyle a pay on have you ever written the word pay on in an article Ricardo I've never used that word in an article, Ricardo?

I've never used that word in an article, no. Yeah. What about just in conversation? Yeah, it's just a weird word. Paean. And he lists seven, ten, twelve names. How many names can you get in it, Jeff? What was after pay-on?

It's a pay-on for something? To the what-the-hell lifestyle. What-the-hell lifestyle. Okay, I'll take all the names. What was it, 12? I already forgot. That's why I said all. He says 12, Julian.

Out of 12. I feel kind of good about this one. I'm going to go down to nine. Wow. Nine names. He says he's feeling good about it. Interesting. Something you don't know about me is I live a what-the-hell lifestyle.

People who live the what-the-hell lifestyle do not know what pay-on means. That is true. There's a good... None of us know for sure what it means. It could very well mean this is the exact opposite of a what-the-hell lifestyle.

And then you'd be like, I've never seen that movie. It's boring. They live more of a what-the-heck lifestyle. Julian says eight names, Ricardo. Didn't I say nine? Nine names, he says. I got bored, so I took one off.

Just to mix it up a little. He says nine out of 12. I'm going to let him. You're going to say name that movie, Julian? Name that movie, Julian. Bad move, Ricardo. Fuck! Okay, here's your nine names.

James Duvall. Scott Wolfe. Timothy Oliphant. Jay Moore. Breckin Meyer. Jane Krakowski. J.E. Freeman. William Thickner.

Really? And Taye Diggs. Oh! Diggs! Welcome to Diggs Town! Any idea, Julian? Half of the people in this room know the answer. I know.

Damn it. I know what pay on means now. I can't embarrass myself. The Program? Sure, that's a movie. That's the name of a movie. Picture Scott Wolf and Jay Moore as a couple. Does that help?

No. Picture Timothy Olyphant in The First Time You Ever Saw Him, shirtless and hassling Katie Holmes it's a very specific first time the movie's called Go Go

God damn it and Ricardo is our winner Ricardo good job Ricardo Good job, Ricardo. So, Mike, come and get your prizes, man. Lot to carry along with your Boba Fett.

He's not still in the bathroom, is he? I understand now why you were gone for so long, because from your appearance to announce to everybody, you went to the bathroom in the woods. He's just got a big beard, that's all. And give him his Boba Fett back. Don't step on it. Make sure you keep that joint, man.

Oh, yeah, we get the pre-roll. Thanks, Mike. Congratulations, dude. Yeah, just throw Boba Fett in the bag with all that other shit. All right, Mike. That's how much he loves his Boba Fett. Just threw it in there with everything.

Oh, and this looks like it's a sour diesel pre-roll. So, very excited about that. And all the other things we're going to smoke outside in a few minutes. Do you have anything to plug there, Jeff? Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. Do you need a second? Yeah, I was trying to get the shithead off my name tag.

Oh, okay. So, I'll do my plugs first. Okay. And then I will read the shithead. Okay, do it Jesus May May 14th

I'm at the Comet In Cincinnati May 21st Woodlands Tavern In Columbus, Ohio And July 9th Through 12th I'm at Go Bananas

In Cincinnati Awesome Great clubs Great times Those are my plugs Go see them And my podcast Afternoon, everybody.

Check it out. It's great. I just made one with my dad where I made him eat peanut butter for the first time in 70 years. Yeah. Such a strange peanut butter shortage in his town.

Julian, what do you got coming up? Next weekend from the 14th to the 16th I'll be at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick, New Jersey. And then from the 27th to the 31st I'll be at Helium in Philadelphia. And It's a gas!

And yeah, that's good enough for me right now, I think. Okay. Mike, also you get these glasses too. And a bag to carry them in. Yeah, bring the good enough for me right now, I think. Okay. Mike, also, you get these glasses, too, and a bag to carry them in. Yeah, bring the old bag with you. Weirdest Halloween ever.

Kid comes back with all that stuff. Mommy, Daddy, I got a Jack Reacher novel. He has Elizabeth Warren's out of that stuff. Mommy, Daddy, I got a Jack Reacher novel. He has Elizabeth Warren out of my heart. Yeah, read that Reacher book, though, man. It's rad. He's the only guy

that looks like he walked in with that bag. Hey, be nice to Mike. I'm sorry. He's my guy. All right, sorry. Pass me your name tag there, Mike. I'm sorry. He's my guy. All right, sorry. Pass me your name tag there, Julian. Oh, sure.

And great job, first-time guest on the show. Oh, thank you. Come do it again. And Ricardo Baca, everybody. Tell them all the things they need to know to find your work. Definitely check us out. Let us know what you think about it. Thecannabis.co.

It's a site like nothing else because it's a journalistic approach to weed coverage, and I think it's something that we need. Also, Rolling Papers, the documentary, comes out this fall in theaters, so check it out. Thank you, Ricardo. Thanks, Jeff and Julian. Thank you guys for coming out on Mother's Day. All the moms in the crowd. And as always,

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