Doug Loves Movies - Geoff Tate, Karen Anderson, and Graham Elwood Guest

Episode Date: September 15, 2013

Live from The Firebird in St. Louis, MO, Doug welcomes Geoff Tate, Karen Anderson, and Graham Elwood to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! Hey ev- Hey ev- Okay, I'm gonna use two. Hey everybody!

My name is Doug and I love movies! Coming to you for the first time, but it sounds like I've been here for forever, from the Firebird in St. Louis, Missouri! Hey! It's Saturday, September 14th Right? Two Oceans 13 Let me see those name tags, St. Louis Oh boy

We have like a Full blown robot costume Very unhappy robot, angry robot. His face is angry, but his arms just hang by his side. Like he can't properly fight. What is all those little figures supposed to be? My ten favorite guests. Ten favorite guests of Doug Lowe's movies,

all little figurines sitting around a table. Everybody else you lose. Name three of your favorite guests. Paul F. Tompkins. Kumail Nanjiani. Mark Maron. Are all on there. Along with other ones.

That's awesome. I was kidding about everybody else. You guys can still participate. What is those? What's that food you have in the front row? Chicken? Chicken biscuits? In a biscuit?

What's your name? Pat. Pat. Where does it say Pat on there? Zero trans Pats. You snuck it in on me, Pat. Well done. There's somebody named Brandy and Mike and Megan and some inglorious bastards.

Wait, what's your name? Laura. Laura, inglorious bastards. Okay, I get it now. Bastards? Wait, what's your name? Laura. Inglorious Bastards. Okay. I get it now. The robot's falling to the ground. There's a baby, not a real one,

because I don't think this club would let babies in. A lot of great name tags. Thank you guys so much for bringing those, and you know when to whip them out later. I don't know if you can tell in the sound of my voice, but I am stuffed. We just did a dining with Doug and Karen here at the Firebird with the amazing Gorilla Food Truck.

I put this microphone on stage myself and I didn't bother to set the height on it. And now I don't have enough free hands to to make it happen but I'm gonna work on it for the next little bit this this this thing down here this part is so tight am I turning it the wrong way Lucy lefty Lucy here we got a pro here. Oh! Oh! Right?

Isn't that a tight motherfucker? Jesus Christ. That's tight. Yeah, I'll hang on to this while you do that. That is like, holy shit. Who needs a shake weight when you have one of those? It's quite a workout. Oh, that's perfect.

Thanks, dude. Oh, and my scripts fell on the floor, he picked it and he ran off on the side. That was super roadie action. I got to remind me to knock a mic stand over later to see if he runs out and sets it. Sets it right, right away. Because I love those guys. Yeah, so go ahead and listen to Dining with Doug and Karen with the amazing Gorilla Street food truck.

They're parked outside all night for your culinary delight, so do it right, get it tight, all right. Sometimes I write these things down when I'm high, and then later I read them when I'm high out loud to an audience. Since last I spoke and you listened, I recorded Events and Interruption podcast number 23 in New York City. And it's available for two bucks in the comedy album section of iTunes soon or now. And from the corrections department, Pete Holmes didn't get all the names to Devil Wears Prada

because it was the asparagus pee category as I described it. He just got all the names because he bid all the names and then the next person in line just said name that movie. And then Pete couldn't.

He should be embarrassed either way. Let's look at the prize bag, you guys. There's a lot of stuff in here. It's very chock full of stuff for our first show in St. Louis. First Doug Loves Movies. Of course, I've been here many times doing stand-up and stuff. Brought a couple of my CDs, of course. Gateway Doug and Smug Life. We've got,

I got to hang on to the copy of the Leonard Maltin Game of Rules, but I'll throw one of those in there. The Doug Diggs It that I found in a bargain bin and I love because it stars our good friend Tom Lennon is 17 again. So you get a copy of that. Then you can verify for me later if it's as good as I think it is. You might disagree. You might go, you know, hey dude, that movie's for children. The fuck is wrong

with you? Now, neither Lee Child nor Jack Reacher is here tonight, but one of the guests brought a copy of the book One Shot that is, I love how it says on the front, a Reacher novel, oh, it's a Reacher, I gotta get that, I like all the Reachers, but we got some, oh, we got a t-shirt from Gorilla Street Food truck, yeah, so that's neat, and there's a bunch of shirts in here, there's another one one of our guests will have to explain.

And then also a shirt that somebody gave to me that says on it, Dazed Vixens. And it's got kind of like a silhouette of a lady with a nice boob. A little side boob action. And then she's blowing some sort of smoke out. I venture to guess it might be marijuana smoke. And another weird thing. Lots of things we're going to have to get these guests to explain, so let's get them out here.

Local comedy detectives probably already know who the three guests are. Three of my favorites and probably three of yours. Please welcome Karen Anderson, Graham Elwood, and Jeff Tate. So just go sit down. Just go sit down. Just no hugging and kissing. Just sit the hell down. What's up?

Hi. Oh, hi. Oh, who will? We should go like that so we can all see better. Say what? Nothing. You start by disrupting and then not following through with whatever it is. Just tell everybody. I thought it would be nice if Graham could be able to see down that side.

Oh, thank you. I have a lot of dinner parties. Make sure everybody Now Jeff has to scoot back. You know we all just have to keep doing that. The idea is we're all in a row and everyone sitting directly ahead of us can see us. We don't have to see each other. There you go.

That's it. That's the right idea. There you go. Hi, Jeff. Oh, let's do it like The Voice. Let's all turn our chairs around, and when the audience sounds interesting, we'll spin around. Oh, I really like that laugh.

Hello. All right, we might as well start with him since he's already spoken twice before being introduced. The master of all dialects, it's Graham Elwood, everybody. Ho, ho, ho! And real quickly, as people are turning this show off because they think you're going to whistle some more, what are these awesome gifts that you brought, Graham?

I brought... Was this you? Nope. Oh, that's the Gorilla Food Truck shirt. Yes, the Gorilla Food Truck. What shirt did you bring? I brought a truck. I brought my own truck.

There's a fire truck in there, and it's real. I brought a T-shirt from the good people at Squarespace.com. Oh, that's this one. That's this one. Yeah, that's the Squarespace one. I'm wearing it myself. Yeah. I tattooed it on my butt. It's very nice of you to promote your thing on another podcast. But fortunately, the good folks at Squarespace. But fortunately, the good folks at Squarespace... Squarespace.

Also, you brought a... What is this little book thingy? Squarespace just sent me a bunch of little notepads. So I'll be... After the show, I'll be right over there selling stuff and you can get a Squarespace notepad. Oh, you got enough for everybody? For enough people who want them, yeah.

For with purchase. If they buy something from you after people who want them, yeah. Or with purchase, if they buy something from you after the show. Sure, yes. Because you also brought a copy of your book Comedy Film Nerds. Comedy Film Nerd Guide to Movies. Was it? Yeah, so I'll be selling that after the show. And you might as well get your plugs done right now.

Let's do it. ComedyFilmNerds.com, of course, and the Los Angeles Podcast Festival. There's a couple of ladies who were there last year. We're coming this year. It's October 4th through 6th. Tickets still available. Dining with Doug and Karen is going to be at the festival with Doug Loves Movies and about 30 other shows. So go to LAPodFest.com.

Oh, yeah, and the Whistling Banes are going to be playing New Year's Eve at the Arkham Asylum Ballroom. So get your tickets for that, guys. It's going to be a great show. Their first show on New Year's Eve, or is that the end of a tour? Yeah, no, they're kicking off. The Whistling Banes are kicking off their tour at Arkham Asylum. It's's they're kicking off the Whistling Banes they're kicking off their tour it's opening

and closing night of the Whistling Banes for 2013 it's opening and not really happening night yeah for the Whistling Banes

and Jeff you brought you brought the Jack Reacher novel yep so thank you so much for that Jeff Tate everybody

hello I like to read my movies Jeff Tate, everybody. Hello. I like to read my movies. Yeah, I mean, a Tom Cruise novelization. It's not really a novelization. The novel came first, but I'm sure Tom Cruise liked it because he probably has to run really fast a lot. Like he has to run down the street quickly probably a bunch of times.

Yeah, I mean, there's some running. He's got some shit to take care of, man. He's Jack Reacher. He's not just going to fucking hang back. That's true of Tom Cruise as well, I think. Yeah. That guy's a dynamo. What are these CDs that you brought?

I brought those because I'm a fan of this rock and roll outfit it's called Magnolia Mountain and then there's another one by a guy named Mark Hudley it's the same guy he's one's a band and one's like a solo album and you like them enough that you purchase copies

and give them away? Yeah yeah I'm a big fan of that band they're from Cincinnati I fucking love that band a lot. And I want to... Somebody here can get it and listen to it and dig it and tell all your friends in St. Louis. Yeah, spread the word. Those guys will be known from Cincinnati to St. Louis.

Yeah. Really, you know, getting it out there. I have a higher faith in your listenership. From the Arch to Skyline Chili. And also everybody that listens to the podcast is going to know that Magnolia Mountain. Check that out. That is a good point, Doug, don't you think?

That's why we should mention that you actually brought your own CD. Yeah, yeah. And it's called I Got Potential. I Got Potential. Jeff Tate, yeah. And you're wearing a spirit hoodie. You're wearing a spirit animal on your head in the... Isn't that

what that is? I have no idea, man. I just put it on a Target and... I don't even... That's how you shoot your album covers? You just go to Target and try things on? That one? I mean, I didn't really have a plan. I just saw the picture and was like, nailed it. Perfect.

Doug, I feel bad because I didn't bring any presents. I didn't know. That's Karen Anderson, ladies and gentlemen. First time guest on the show. Obvi- hey. Can I go get something, please? Jeff, if you could please

pass this card to her for her to read to learn how to play the Leonard Maltin game. Oh, thank you. And also, can I go get something out of my backpack for a prize? No, no, you're going to sit down and learn how to play. I have something. You do? I can go get something. Okay.

What do you mean you're going to go get something? You're just going to grab something out of your bag? I have a partially used MasterCard gift card that I could bring. Anyone want $7.53 worth of... Who knows how much is left on it? Oh, that's the fun thing about when somebody else gives you a gift card that's partially

used. It comes like price is right at the cash register. You gotta guess. Maybe I need to put one of these items back. What if it's there's like 50 grand on there and they just suck in? Yeah!

I'm screwed. Alright, go ahead and go get it, Karen. You have my permission. Here, I'll read the rules on the card. No, you won't. This guy wants it. People have heard that enough. No, I want you to just look at it later and try not to ruin the whole evening. What a great host.

Try not to fuck it up. Graham, you weren't here during Dining with Doug and Karen, and you've never heard Dining with Doug and Karen, but that's pretty much our dynamic is we call each other stupid and... Well, I think it needs to change. Do you just feel infringed upon? No.

What does that mean, Dr. Tate? No, I don't know what it means. What are you going for there? Are you psychoanalyzing us? No, I feel like Graham's jealous that you're calling someone else stupid. So you had to go get another podcast. I rarely call him stupid.

Or maybe the abuse needs to end. Him being stupid isn't my problem with him. It's me being great. Jeff taught me... Don't do it. Jeff taught me a new movie game today, Graham. And, oh, great, Karen's coming back just in time. Can I get a glass of water, by the way?

Oh, yeah. Get him some water. I got an extra TJ Maxx card. Oh. Wow. Come on. Listen to the cheers that came out from that. It's legit.

Why is there more than one thing? One is the vanilla gift card from MasterCard and it says it was originally for 50 bucks. How much do you think you spent? I think it was Spencer's, my son's.

I'll give him the money. You've got to sign your name, Spencer Martuka, okay? Wait, you have to commit fraud to cash this in? Take it back. Nobody wants to do that. It will totally work. Wow. This is so flim-flammy.

They can't check ID. Karen also has the winning numbers of the Nigerian lottery. Just need your bank info, and we can get that all squared away, guys. What kind of lottery? The Nigerian, you know, those spam emails you get, the guy from the Nigerian lottery. I was like, wow, you're really pulling something out of your ass with Nigerian lottery. He bought a Batman Lego set. So I think it was about...

That was probably almost the full 50. No, it was about $32. So you think there's $18 left for someone who wants to commit fraud and remember to sign Spencer Marchuca. Yes. It's on the back. Very common name. I talked into

the glass instead of the microphone. Oh, they just have to match his signatures already on the back. You just have to pretend. Well, you can't really read that. You can't make it out at all. You can probably make your own name up, actually. They always check the signatures to the letter. Yeah, and when she said make your own name up, I think she meant just use your own name.

You're right. You don't have to. You could make up a name and sign it. I mean, if you want. That way you might not get in trouble when the shit goes down. And TJ Maxx. TJ Maxx and Marshalls. Yeah, that just goes for, you know, you don't need a...

How much do you think this was worth initially? Because it doesn't say. You know... Might have been a 50-bucker? I don't know. 20-bucker? I have to say that you might have to get your ATM out at the same time. Because it might be $5. I don't know.

It might be $3.20. Nothing costs a lot there. At least the TJ Maxx one is transferable. Absolutely. Just have them call me if there's a problem. Like when you're using your mom's credit card and you've got to call. Is it okay, Ms. Sanders?

Yes! how do they know it's you they're a person you know i'm a legal guardian of spencer pachuca and whatever well you're the worst legal guardian like you don't even have his last name down but that's for you to reference you can you can look at that like at various points during the show and i can't see You've seen the show before? Once. Just the one time? I listen to it other times, but I've seen it live once. Okay, so you should be

you have more of a grasp of it than most of my guests do. I can't see them. I would hope. Where's he wandering off to? Graham's making a vine of us. Just a photo. Oh, just a photo? I always do a panel selfie And then post it when the show drops

Aw shit I took a picture of me in the arch today Put it on Facebook Not one fucking person commented on it What do you blame that on? You or the arch? Is that Which is more

Disinteresting What a disappointment What did you put for the caption? That could have helped You could have wrote something like Which is more disinteresting. What a disappointment. What did you put for the caption? That could have helped. You could have wrote something like, defiance is a lie. I said I'm dining with Doug.

I said I'm dining with Doug and Karen. I mean, it was a good picture. It was like, you know, it had the whole arch behind me. I was all proud. Not one goddamn comment. Nothing. I bet you'll get a few now. Out of the 200 friends I have on Facebook.

You should have laid down and angled it so it looked like it was your dick. You probably would have gotten a lot of comments then. I'll do it tomorrow. So let's teach Graham your new movie game that we'll call the Jeff Tate game for the time being. You talked to me earlier today in front of some of these people. I was thinking about it. How come it was so difficult

to play with you? Because it's hard to go first. Yeah, and I also realized that I usually play this game with my brother and it's a piece of cake because we're brothers so I know what he knows. Right, so maybe it's difficult. You know all the same movies?

Yeah, if my brother was here, man, it'd be fucking fun as shit to watch. But we play a game where I would say a movie and then he would say a movie that had an actor from my movie in it also and then I would say a movie and then he would say a movie that had an actor from my movie in it also. And then I would try to guess what the figure out real quick what the actor link was. And then he would say another movie

that guy was in. I would say another movie. Yeah, it's fun. I think Graham and I are going to play it in the car in the rental car episodes. But let's try another one just you and me just to show them how it works. But do you want me to go first this time? Yeah. Okay, I'll go first this time? Yeah. Okay, I'll go first this time.

Rocky. The Expendables. Was Burgess Meredith in that? Yeah. Did they wheel in the corpse of Burgess Meredith in that? Yeah. Did they wheel in the corpse of Burgess Meredith? I didn't mean, hey, let's make it seem like the dumbest game ever. With the easiest. But you do realize that we just now effectively taught everyone how to play.

But you taught everybody to play a really dumb game. I want to show them that it can be challenging in some way. It can be, except that I also, I mean, now that you've gone first, it does expose the fact that I've never seen Rocky. And so I just. Oh, so that's how it works. You have to see movies to know what actors might be in them? I don't know.

I'm trying to think of. I could say, all right, what if I said Happy Gilmore? Oh, we're playing again? Yeah. No, I'll just, all right, what if I said Happy Gilmore? Oh, we're playing again? Yeah. No, I'll just say, you say Rocky, I say Happy Gilmore. Carl Weathers? Yeah. Yeah.

And then I say Predator. Oh, it keeps going? Yeah, you can keep going until you're out. And then I just say another movie Carl Weathers was in, and then you say something like that. Oh, that's, yeah, we've played that before. That's just jumping back and forth. I like the idea of hearing the two titles and having to come up with the first and it's in both.

Well, your way is better because it's harder. Yeah, I want it to be hard. My way takes longer because it's easy. Let's do one more. Give me a tougher one. Safe Men. That is a tougher one because I'm in your boat on that one. I never saw safe men.

But I think I know who was in that. So I'll say... The audience is trying to help me. So since I think I know who's in that, I'll say Iron Man 2. Sam Rockwell. Yeah. We did it!

Yeah, we did it. They're pretty good. What do you say, Yeah. We did it. Yeah, we did it. They're pretty good. What do you say, Graham? I like it. I think it's a fun game. It's fun. The original version, it sounded like just Jeff and his brother

would just say movies to each other. And they'd go, yeah, this is great. And then that would be the game. Which is a good brother. Let's play the name movies both of us know game.

First person who hasn't heard one is out. We would keep it going and then out of nowhere try to jam each other up. Did you say we'd keep it a-going? We'd keep it a-going. Me and the Jemper takes a brother. Do not get Graham Starr on his

amazing dialect work because he loves to show that. He shows that shit off. I was speaking in Mandarin to you today. I live near the Great DeWall. I know the Kung Fu. I've never seen a Rocky. Was that last one me? Is that what he's doing now? I don't know what he's doing I don't understand the arms part

It's impenetrable I think he was doing a Chinese accent But the arms don't make any sense That's how they talk in China. They don't talk like that in China. They don't have enough room to gesticulate. That's a bigger country. Going north into

the hills. I want Graham and Karen to try a round of that game now. Either one of you can go first. First one who can think of a movie. I think I'm in password for some reason. Yeah, that card's not going to help you right now. The password is French.

Kissing. You want me to go first? Sure, go for it. Just name a movie. How about Let's Go With Any fucking movie. Well, I'm thinking of all these insanely obscure movies right now. Well, don't try to.

That's what I'm saying. So I don't want to do that. So I'm going to just go. Hey, now, that's not nice. Don't cock block me. Is that your German accent? Yeah. Sauerkraut.

Both of you sound like a voice that both of you does. Hey, don't cock-block me. Just play the game. Oh, all right. I'll do one. Let's do one. All right, let's go with Caddyshack. All right, now, Karen, you have to name another movie

that you think has somebody from Caddyshack in it. But I don't want to say... And then he has to guess who that person is. If I say Chevy Chase, that's no good. There's no reason to say that. No, if I say Fletch... You have to name another... So she just says Chevy Chase,

then she should just go, Chevy Chase, and then winner! I'm the winner! You'd probably have a better time stumping him if he said Fletch lives. Nobody saw that. You're right. What's that?

He still would have put it together that Chevy Chase was in Caddyshack and a Fletch film. Probably, Jeff. But for instance, think of somebody else who was in Caddyshack and a Fletch film? Probably, Jeff. But, like, for instance, think of somebody else who was in Caddyshack. Can you think of anybody else who was in Caddyshack? Well, yeah, but, like, anyone I can think of, he'd know.

And then don't say it out loud. He'd know. Well, maybe not. Take a shot, but, you know. Can you think of someone else who was in Caddyshack? Just say no if you can. I can. Okay, now just any movie that person was in.

Back to School. Alright, here we go. Rodney Dangerfield. That's right. Yeah, that is right. I mean... This is a fun game! We'll play in the car, Graham. When we're driving to Wisconsin, we'll play it His way makes sense

So then you say another movie And it's going to get narrower And that just goes on forever No, it actually gets narrower Yeah, that's what we try to do But it is actually That is a good car game Sure, sure it is

Because the car games are for just killing time Yeah But they play it on like, you know Jimmy Pardo's podcast I'm not trying to take that game from another podcast That's all I'm saying. Check. Bag of corn, friend. What's that?

Huh? The way you described the game today earlier, that's what I want to play. This other thing you keep talking about, I don't give a shit about that. That's a game on another podcast. Oh. Oh. I didn't know there were other podcasts. I just thought there's...

According to Graham, there's like at least 30 of them. There's 30 booked at the LA Podcast Festival. I assume some are going twice. Yes. 30 seems like a high number of podcasts. I am in two of them. So that knocks it down quite a bit. I've heard of those two.

28 other podcasts. Yeah, you've been on those two. I've been on those two. You're on one of them right now. You're soaking in it. Fucking wild, man. You're right. Oh, man.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit, bitch. Oh, man. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, bitch. Oh, man. I'm supposed to ask you guys some stuff. I have a question for you, Doug. Oh, please. I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time. Oh, we're out of time.

We have to keep moving. What? What is, what would be,... What's the most surprising... What do you think would surprise these people the most of a movie that you've not seen? Does that make... What the... Oh, that kind of made sense.

I get it. I'm getting used to how you phrase things. So I'm starting to figure it out. We're like brothers. And, uh... Like, what were you trying to say about Hall and Oates before the backstage? Hall and Oates is a way better thing to have happen before the game.

You can't even tell where you're going with that sentence. You have so many words out and I'm still like I don't know what's going on. Well before Dining with Doug and Karen, like Steely Dan played his sister's playing and I just kept waiting for my parents' friends to show up. And they did. Some of them. So you were excited when Hall & Oates

came on because that's more your speed. Well, it's just it has a speed. Right? There's a fucking 4-4 beat. People are like, alright, something's gonna happen here. Earlier people were like, I don't know. Are we in the right place? Am I waiting for a prescription to get filled

right now? I just don't trust any band that's I don't trust any band that's named after a dildo. That's my thing. Like, I would never use a Hall & Oates dildo. And I would never listen to them. The more we know. Hall & Oates dildo, and I would never listen to them. The more we know.

Hall & Oates has their own dildo? Wait, what did I miss? I know. You were busy doing something else down there. All right. But I do have one question for you guys, and that's, have you been to the cinema lately? We'll start with Graham,

because he's always up on the latest. Yep. He saw the Riddick movie, I'm sure. Yeah. Missed out on that one. Oh, you didn't go to that? No, I did not. Although, we were bagging on it hard on Comedy Film Nerds and a fan sent in a thing, a whole interview with

Vin Diesel, how he put his own money in and he had to make this Riddick thing happen and he was like, oh, I was only going to go bankrupt, which is complete bullshit. Because the budget on that was like $30 was only gonna go bankrupt which is complete bullshit because the budget on that was like 30 million i don't know what he's talking about but yeah and i put a few million on kickstarter yeah we all we all chipped in i'm kind of regretting it i was i thought it was going to be a return to the pitch black but it was just more i thought it was just more ridiculous

i thought it was going to be garden state too but they ended up making another Riddick movie with that money. That's a fast turnaround on that. It's out already. What have you seen then, Graham? I just saw the movie The Grandmaster, which is a great, yeah, the guy, people involved with Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon did it. It's about Ip Man, who is the guy who trained Bruce Lee. It's a limited release, but you can probably get it on VOD. It's awesome.

It's got all these cool slow-mo fight scenes in it, like Crouching Tiger. It's really cool. So it's a documentary? Yeah, with slow-mo fight scenes. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Before you guys settle this score, let me make a switch on the video. Have you had a chance to see anything, Karen?

Well, I haven't been to the movies in a long time. I took the kids to see Andy's first movie, the four-year-old. I think it's his second movie, actually. Despicable Me 2. I liked it. I liked the first one a whole lot. Was he able to follow it

because he hadn't seen the first one yet? You know, he seemed to like it. Have you seen it on video, the first one yet. You know, it was, he seemed to like it. He's seen it on video, the first one, or DVD? Yes, he saw the first one on video. So he was up to speed. It was his first movie. In a theater. No, no, in a theater.

And it was his second. There's this whole mystery about what the first one actually was. Well, the first one was a mommy and me thing. He was baby. So it doesn't count. What was the movie? Oh, God, I? Oh God. Salt. I don't know where it came from.

I don't know why it came out of my mouth. Fucking salt. She jumps from one truck to another. Well that's what those mommy and me's are for. You can be in a room full of babies and nobody gets mad about the crying but it's irritating yeah I went to go see a regular kid movie

I didn't go see like you know some scary movie so it's not scary no no so Despicable Me 2 except for then I did see like I was telling you on the plane it's not new but I was watching Batman Rises or whatever it's not new, but I was watching Batman Rises. Or whatever it's called.

Batman Rises. What's it called again? What's it called? Dark Knight Rises. Thank you. Why does it have two names? I got fooled because of your Batman bracelet. Yes.

Keep calm and call Batman. Did you like it? I did. It's good stuff. I loved it call Batman. Did you like it? I did. It's good stuff. I loved it. I haven't finished the end yet, though. Here's how few movies I see. I was like, wow, this is really good. So I don't know if it's good or not, but I loved it. Yeah, if you don't see anything, it's probably the best. Yeah, I love movies all the time.

It's probably the best one of all the ones you haven't seen. It's great if you see a million movies. It's fucking great. Yeah, Graham's its biggest fan. I really liked it a lot. Jeff? I liked it. Alright, moving on. Wait, what are we...

I saw... Did you see Lone Ranger again? No. It's not in the theater anymore. Yeah. I tried. I wanted to. That thing took a fast shit. Listen, you guys, I just now figured out what you meant. Johnny Depp, it turns out he's not an Indian.

And that's what you guys are complaining about. That's why I was mad at Edward Scissorhands, because he doesn't really have scissors for hands. There are people out there who have scissorhands. He's not really a grape. Right? I didn't realize. I want to see the grape Gatsby. That would be awesome.

I didn't understand what you guys were talking about until I was writing my heated letter to the network about the new show Ironsides. Yes. I was like, hold on. There are people in wheelchairs who can act. Why the fuck are you? Oh, he's not really Indian. I get it. Now I'm kind of turning around on Lone Ranger.

But I saw The World's End was the last. Yay! I heard that's good. And I saw the movie I was in, Strange Brand of Happy. I saw it yesterday. And did your line get in the movie? I had three scenes Turns out I talked to the director last week

Turns out I had never said girls man Turns out I said it to you The first time You never said it in the movie? No Or on the set of the movie Thinking you were saying it in the movie No I think

That was your story to me That's what I thought I said It turns out that was mostly That was like a two word encapsulation Of all of my scenes no i think that was your story to me that that's what i thought i said it turns out that was mostly that was like a two-word encapsulation of all of my scenes because what do you actually say ah too bad things like that like i don't know man like i just say things like that like oh so you said man right i mean i still talk like this but it a... You just might not have ever mentioned girls.

We were talking about girls, so I must have got confused. We filmed it two years ago. So I forgot I was in it. Remember, I didn't know the name of it until this time. What's the name of it? Where did you see it? A Strange Brand of Happy. It's in the theater.

Which one? Across the street from my house. Really? Yeah. Like a big AMC. Just so you could see it? No. It's in five theater. Which one? Across the street from my house. Really? Yeah. Like a big AMC. Just so you could see it? No, it's in five theaters in Cincinnati. It's in 45 other theaters.

Around the country? Yeah. It's playing in Van Nuys. Oh, shit. Road trip. Is there anybody in it that we know? Have you told us this already? Shirley Jones is in it.

From the Partridge family? And her husband. Jack Cassidy? He's dead. No, not the one. Not her fake TV husband or real life husband. No, that was Jack Cassidy. All right, he's dead.

No, yeah, he's long dead. He's a newer guy. Burned. Burned to death, Karen. So thanks. Thanks for bringing that up. Wow, way to go. I didn't know.

Wow. This is like a... Marty something, right didn't know Marty something right yeah Marty Ingalls he's in it there was another old guy who was supposed to be that character he was doing a bad job you're in a movie with a bunch of old people like are there any young characters yeah yeah but there's not any it's an independent movie

how are they selling the movie I don't know me I'm the only one promoting this motherfucker It's an independent movie. How are they selling the movie? I don't know. Me? I'm the only one promoting this motherfucker. Cincinnati's own. And I'm in three scenes. My name is towards the bottom of the credits. Jeff Tate, right at the bottom.

I found out my character's name is Jason. I didn't know that. I thought I was a bartender. This is the greatest movie ever. I thought I was a bartender. This is the greatest movie ever. I took my parents to see it. My mom took a picture of the screen of the movie theater. And then at the end she was like, I didn't think it turned out that great.

And I was like, but she was talking about the picture that she took of the screen. And it was, and it was like of course. My mom doesn't understand. That she can just remember. That that shit happened. She didn't have to take a picture of it.

And show her stupid Facebook friends. On her phone. A phone picture of the fucking movie screen. That I was in a movie. It's a real movie. Just show them the movie. How did you look in it? How did I look in it? Yeah.

Well you might not have time to watch the whole thing. No I mean. Whole Shirley Jones movie. You look you look in it? How'd I look in it? Yeah, well you might not have time to watch the whole thing. No, I mean, I was like, whole Shirley Jones movie. I was probably wearing this shirt. It was only two years ago. Did you have the baseball cap on and the beard? I didn't have a baseball cap on.

I did notice that, like, the first time I saw it, I was watching it and I was like, I fucking lost that watch. Like, honest to God, that's the first, that's the only thing I took away from the movie. They were like, what'd you think of the movie? I was it, I was watching it, and I was like, I fucking lost that watch. Like, honest to God, that's the first, that's the only thing I took away from the movie. They were like, what'd you think of the movie? I was like, I remember that watch, and I don't know where the fuck I left that watch.

It's a good watch. I had it for like 12 years. It was silver, it had a yellow face. I can't find that watch. But apparently I had it as recently as two years ago. Now's the part of the show where I say, let the games begin! I'm scared.

Don't be scared, Karen. This is the part where you go out into the audience and you pick a name tag that you want to play for and you bring it back to your seat and while you do that, we'll do this. Alright, we're back. Let's see who you guys are playing for. What do you have here, Jeff Tate?

Show me your name tag. What is that? It's Burt Reynolds, Sarky's Machine. He just put Justin over it. Not even Justin's Machine. Just Justin's Justin over it. Not even Justin's Machine. Just Justin's Machine. It's Justin's Machine. Justin's, oh, I see, yeah.

You can see the S from Sharky's, though. And you can see all of Burt. I mean, it's not a great... It's not the best name tag, probably. I'd probably put it in the bottom 10% in this room. From what I saw. But, you know, it spoke to you. That's the important thing.

It's got an album inside. Who doesn't want to listen to the Sharky's Machine soundtrack? Who doesn't? I'm going to. It's got some amazing tracks on there. There's a lot of dun-dun-dun-dun. It's got Street Life by Randy Crawford, Dope Bust, Flora Purim, and Buddy DeFranco. Please don't read every song.

It's all, so we're good. Oh my God, it has a song by Doc Severinsen. High Energy by Doc Severinsen. You know that that's just like a total fucking trumpet jam. What do you got, Karen? This is a picture, it's a picture painted of Andrew Juergen from the Trailblazers, Lewis and Clark College. He's right over there.

And his friend painted it. He goes to Lewis and Clark Community College. How do you find that school? I graduated. Oh, he graduated. But that's his picture, and that's him. I think it kind of looks like James Franco just a little bit. I don't know.

It's a guy. It's a painting of a guy. But he's got royal garb on. It's pretty very well done, if you ask me. All right. That's an interesting name tag. And then this one. I got to get a good shot of this.

Oh, my God. This is really crazy. Basically made out of clay. His dream Doug Loves Movies panel. And it's got... It's got me there of course i'm glad to be part of the dream panel then uh kumail and then mark maron oh that's mark maron that mustache is crazy then there's me there's graham you're all like hey i literally i look like jamie farr from ash you look very anxious to participate or put on a dress.

And then there's... That's Lil' Wolverine? Yeah, he gave him one eyebrow, which is great. He looks kind of fat for Lil' Wolverine. There's Pete Holmes. Yeah, that's a good Pete Holmes. There's Jeff and TJ. See, Jeff Garland and Lil' Wolverine shouldn't have the same size face.

And then, is that TJ? Yeah, that's TJ. That's a good one. And then Paul Tompkins and Garfunkel Notes. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. That's very cool.

What's his name again? Nate. Nate. All right. And then he wrote on the back, he goes, Dear guests, thanks for picking my name tag. Below I wrote a shithead. Please don't read it.

This would ruin the joke. Save it for Doug. Thanks, and good luck. So we're not to read the back of this. Don't read it. There's a lot of seats in that tab. You must have not been able to find a picture of me. Yeah, you got cut out of the Girls Man

movie, so he couldn't use the... I'm still in the movie. Oh, really? Yeah. It has a name, Graham. What's it called? It's called... It's called Batman Rising. Subject.

A Batman Rising. All right, I'm finishing up my vine. DLM, STL. Done. I don't want this to fall. Do we hold these or what do we do? You can hold them. I'm afraid.

I usually hold my name tag, but this one I'm setting down because I don't want it to break. Yeah, that's a really, that's a cute name tag. That's amazing. I'd like to make love to that name tag. We're all going to after the show. That'd be the weirdest circle jerk. You find your own avatar. Ooh, I gotta go to sleep early.

I just remembered. You got other plans? You're not gonna join us for our weird man party after the... We wanna fuck our own faces? What's your problem? Is Marc Maron trying to strangle Kamau? Yes. Of course he is.

That's some intricate detail. Yeah. That's pretty much what would happen if you get all the group together. I'm in a red shirt, which I don't think I've ever worn in my life, but... I guess he couldn't find a shirt with any comic book characters on it.

What picture did you get? What picture did you pull that from? To be standing in front of the Batmobile? He's going to prove to you that you wore a red shirt. Oh, there it is! Oh my God! Yeah, there I am in a red shirt that I never wear! I wore that? I actually did. I did a Christmas party for some company

in Reno in like 2005. Yeah, that's how you get them in red. It's got to be a Christmas party. And they say, we want a new modern Santa. We just want a sleek Santa that looks like he skateboards. He could wear a red shirt and long sleeves underneath. Maybe a bunch of hippie bracelets. That would be fantastic.

A bus pass peeking out his shirt pocket all right you guys we got we got several games to play let's get on it yeah let's keep it moving first up how much did this shit make um when we were in philly uh last sunday we ran out of time for this, and I really wanted to play it because I chose something special to Philly. And now that we're in St. Louis, there's really no point. But I can't think of any shitty movies

that were made in St. Louis. Meet me in St. Louis? There has to be one. Is it a shitty movie? Oh, no, no. You're right. I see. I get it.

Escape from New York is not a shitty movie, sir. Or weird lady. Escape from New York. Why is there still a sign being held up? Shitty St. Louis movie. Oh, what's it called? Up in the Air. Up in the Air was a great movie, dude.

It was a Doug Diggs it. You didn't like that goddamn movie? Oh, here we go. If I were to pick your name tag, I would smash it right now and go get another one. Oh, you know what, though? How cool would it look if you smashed the one you did pick? No, I'm not. Like if a big Graham Elwood monster stepped on all of us.

We're just trying to do a podcast, and you just crush us. What are they made out of? Are they crushable? They're pretty sturdy. No, I mean, it's clay. It's clay. Okay. You wouldn't want me to crush it, though, would you, Nate? Of course he wouldn't want that.

He put a lot of work into it. He put a lot of work into it. So don't crush it, Graham. Where'd you get such a crazy idea? I guess from that Aaron guy that hates good movies. But seriously, how great of a vine

would that be? Like, you see them all sitting there and then just a giant foot comes in and crushes them. It'd be super great if it was actually all those people

and a Monty Python foot dropped down on the roof. Like, let's not smash this guy's real thing he made. I'm finding out what a sensitive soul you are today. I have a Burt Reynolds self-struck. Arguably the worst Rocky movie was

Rocky Part 2. Arguably, because some will argue. That's the one with all the magazine covers? Graham probably dislikes one more. Five is your least favorite? Oh, I think four. Four? Hey, hey, hey!

Is this your first time? You don't know Graham loves cool shit? Or hates fucking rad movies? That's what I meant to say. Great joke. Way to slam a guy. Yeah, what are you wearing? A shirt that makes you look cool?

I mean, a dumb one that's stupid because your body's... Hey, Graham, what are you doing? Talking words out of your mouth? Are you one of those mouth talkers? Saying funny things? I mean, things that are dumb and not good? Burn. Rocky IV, he beat a Russian.

Rocky IV. I think my buddy made the song to that, No Easy Way Out. I would go Rocky V, I guess. That's the one where he's, that's pretty bad. That's the one with, like, street fighting in it, and he's got a young protege. That's Tommy Gunn Morrison. Yeah, that movie's pretty awful.

Isn't it his kid? His son's getting picked on. It's something like that. Oh, it's supposed to be his son? I don't have any idea, man. I've never seen Rocky V. Did anybody see... We saw Rocky. Did you fight afterwards? I got punched. What does that mean?

Well, because you see it, so you want to play box, right? When I was a kid. Yeah, remind everybody that you saw Rocky when you were seven. I was young. But these are a bunch of people who are like, what? Even though they all had plastic lightsabers. Yeah, right. It's the same thing, guys.

Well, I got knocked out, is my point. Well, that's what happened to Rocky, so you did a really good job. That's my point. Someone punched you hard enough. My brother punched me and knocked me out after Rocky. Because you liked Rocky so much. Because we played Rocky. He couldn't have punched a slab of meat. He had to hit his sister. We were playing boxing. You played Rocky. He played Apollo Creed. I just figured other people might...

I figured other people might have got knocked out after seeing a Rocky movie. But look at... I think you're alone on that. I'm just going to show you how unique you can be. I think you're all by yourself on that. We're all unique, Karen. Yes.

Hey, let's update a little bit. How many of you guys fucking broke your necks after seeing Warrior? Okay, how much did Rocky 2 make? Is that what the question is? According to Box Office Mojo, without going over, it's total domestic box office. I'll say this was back then.

And we're going to, what? Back then. I'm going to let you go last, Karen. Because that's the power position in this game. We're going to start with Graham. How much do you think it made, Graham? I think it made $80 million. Okay. Jeff?

$110 million. I'm going to go... People are encouraging Karen to go for this sneaky $1 move. I'm going for $38 million. What did you say again, Graham? $80. $80.

$80. And Jeff said it's irrelevant. And then Karen. Right, exactly right. Karen said $38. And the closest, without going over, Rocky II, which encouraged them to make Rocky III, which could be one of the better ones, made $85.1 million. Wow! So Graham is already dominating this competition.

He's out of his chair. He's accepting accolades. He's really thinking about stepping on that name tag. Good point. The great thing is you're edging me to do it. The minute I do it, you'll be like, what a dick Graham Millwood is, everybody. He hates the fans.

I don't know. I think it would be neat to see, but he seems to want it back. I think it's worth it. He says it's worth it. We talked him into it. Find it and tag me. find me and tag me in it. No, no, no, just... He's negotiating. Why don't you just wait and he'll

find him pulling it out of his suitcase broken when he gets back to Los Angeles. That's rude. Who's going back to Los Angeles? Oh, Graham's never going back to LA? I'm moving here, guys. Did you hear he quit show business? No, he's going to give back that name tag.

That guy wants it back. Oh, you want it back? Yeah. Not if I smash it. He'd put a lot of work into it. Maybe that'd be a fun project. You could put it back together for next time. Take Graham out and put Jon Hamm in there.

Yeah. Oh, well, fuck off. How's that sound that sound St. Louis looks like I'm not living here now that you know what I look like I expect there to be a fucking place card where I sit oh you know what that scene could use like a server standing next to the table or just someone over in the corner going

girls man I imagine they're all looking at me or just someone over in the corner going, girls, man. I imagine they're all looking at me because I'm doing stand-up. And they're like, this guy's... And we're all looking at you like, we're trying to do Douglas movies. Right, right.

Why are you just doing your stand-up? Oh, we're just waiting in the back while you do your show? Yep. All right. Let's play something I like to call the new game, a.k.a. the Seth Rogen game, a.k.a. IMDB, a.k.a. Last Man Stanton.

Fun new game. Graham's played it. Should I do that? I was just doing sound effects. Karen's older, tired cat voice. I go to sleep. Wow, the voiceover business is going to come calling for you. Watch me just all of a sudden get a shitload of work. Karen, can you read this character we've got called Sleepy Cat?

I don't know. I'm tired. Oh, you turn it down as the character? I don't think I can do it I'm a sleepy cat voiceover sessions are long it kind of sounds like droopy talk a little bit yeah

here's how this game works Karen and Jeff I guess needs to know also we're going to get the name of an actor actress or director who has a lot of movies to their credit, and then we will take turns naming. This is kind of like your game,

naming a movie that that person has been in until we can't think of any more. It's a fun game. And if you can't think of one within a reasonable time, a few seconds, then you're out. I'm going to play as well, because I love to play this game. It's fun. Let's get the guy who made

Graham's name tag. What's his name again? Nate. Nate. Let's have Nate pick an actor, actress, or director. Somebody with a lot of credits. Ed Norton. Ed Norton. Ed Norton. Ladies and gentlemen, Ed Norton. I like this.

This is good. So since Graham won the last game, we'll let him go first, and then we'll go to Karen, then Jeff, Ed Norton. I like this. This is good. So since Graham won the last game, we'll let him go first. And then we'll go to Karen, then Jeff, and then me. I will go with American History. That's the only one I know. That's the only one you know? Fuck. That is so unfortunate that he went right for that.

God damn it. Just any Ed Norton movie. It seems so easy. It does, because there's so many of them to choose from. Just pick one. JFK. What? JFK.

He played John Kennedy Jr. Am I going to have to look this up to see if he was in that? He's not in JFK. He was a little saluted baby. If you're going to guess a movie, though, that was a good one to guess, because it has about 50 famous people in it. Yeah, it was pretty smart. But nice try, Karen. All right, go ahead.

All right. You're out. You don't have to leave or anything. I knew it. Primal Fear. Primal Fear. There you go. Oh, that's a you go. Academy Award

nominated performance for him for that. Primal Fear. I was trying to talk and write down Primal Fear at the same time. Changed it to Primary Fear, but we know what it means. I'm going to go with The Italian Job. Which, if you're gonna get a job,

that's one of the better ones to get. Hello, I'm working in Italy. Italian job is where they, you know, they sort of jerk you off like your dick's a pizza. That's a spicy meatball. Oh, wow, you're jerking off Karen? God damn. And, wow, you're jerking off Karen? God damn. And stalling also.

Name a movie that stars Ed North. Rounders. Or you could have a small part in it. Rounders. Oh, that's a good one. Pierogi. That's more like an Italian handjob. It's like a pierogi.

Fight Club. Fight Club. Fight Club. I'm going to go Death to Smoochie. And I think that's it. That's all of his movies. We did it, you guys. Pretty well done. Graham?

Shit, no. I'm fucking blanking out I can picture It's hard It's hard There's a bunch of movies I can picture him in But I

Sure just look at him There he is Ed Norton in a movie I see him That movie he did Oh yes That one With Robert De Niro

We're gonna need The title of that film Don't help him you guys I know you're dying To help him Robert De Niro They We're going to need the title of that film. Don't help him, you guys. I know you're dying to help him. Robert De Niro. They take place in Montreal. They're criminals. Three seconds.

Shit. Two seconds. Marlon Brando's in it. God damn it. Time's up. Jeff, what do you got? The score. That's it. got? The score. I gave you that

goddamn movie on a goddamn silver platter while wearing a red shirt. That's part of Edward Norton's I'm pretending to be someone else when everyone's looking at me, but I'm really this guy when no one's looking at me. Yeah, that's his whole

wheelhouse. Primal fear, the score. He's not really mentally handy. I thought it was called The Heist, though. No, Heist is a David Mamet movie. Just Heist is David Mamet, but isn't there something called The Heist? No. Okay. Jeff is definitely the authority on films. No.

I have a book coming out called Comedy Film Geeks. Right? It's just like me and my friend. We're just like, check. You couldn't even change film to movie and comedy to humor. You know, try a little harder to disguise it. Comedians. Joke.

People versus Larry Flynn. I'm out. Yeah, you're out. Jeff. It's up to you, Captain. What do you got, Jeff? Ed Norton. Fucking 15 minutes.

Was that the name of the movie? Or just Roy's about. It was a movie. Rainy Sunday. It was a movie, but it was De Niro and a couple of guys. It was Edward Burns. It was Edward Burns. Shit.

I meant Saving Private Ryan. Probably. Not in that. You don't know. You don't know. I actually do know. He's not in that. That was early in his career

and they had a lot of extras. All right. Moonrise Kingdom, I win. Oh, Moonrise Kingdom. I've seen all those movies. Couldn't get one. The Honeymooners. Ed Norton was in The Honeymooners.

Yes, that was one of the movies of the characters. I could have gone a lot more rounds on that one. That was a good choice. Will you name one more? The Painted Veil. No. Something else? It was about cholera.

How many? Hulk, of course. Wow. It was about cholera. How many? Hulk, of course. Incredible Hulk. Incredible Hulk, the illusionist. Keeping the Faith with Ben Stiller. I'm furious at myself now. That's right. The third Bourne movie?

Dude's made some movies. No, the fourth Bourne movie. There's no getting around it. But the thing is, he doesn't... Why it's tricky, he doesn't have a lot of movies where he's the lead star. There's no getting around it. But the thing is, he doesn't, why it's tricky, he doesn't have a lot of movies where he's the lead star. It's his vehicle. Yeah.

He doesn't go on talk shows and stuff. Leaves of grass. Leaves of grass. Yeah. But yeah, it was a good round. Thank you for suggesting that, Nate.

When you said the painted veil, two people in the front high-fived. That's so awesome. I told you that. Hello. Film nerd. Like it was their first date or something. Painted veil.

Painted veil. He proposed to me during that movie. And now Doug Benson mentioned it in our favorite podcast. And now Doug Benson mentioned it in our favorite podcast. Let's play the Leonard Mullen game. Aw, shit. Do we have enough time to play love and hate and like hate? No, we don't.

God damn it. Can we just do that later? Yeah, if we have some extra time. If we have extra time, we'll do... Not mean in the parking lot. I hear that game on the show and I'm like, ah, fucking... I want to do all the ones you've done already again. I know fucking Bill Murray movies.

Bill Murray was this game, the new game. But the love-like, hate-like was... We did Matt Damon, Sandra Bullock We did Vin Diesel Yeah, Vinny D, that was good Forces of Nature is a movie I hate to love It looks fucking great

Have you seen it? It looks great The rain and shit God damn it Steve Zahn's in it Sandy B and Ben Affleck It's probably Under exhibit A of why people are mad that he's playing Batman. I'm not mad. I'm not either.

I don't get it. He's got the chin. And that's all you see is the chin. He's a good actor when he's in good things, and it's probably going to be good, you know? I hope we find out he's directing it. Yeah. Also, because he's directed three three movies and they're all fucking great yeah i think zach snyder's directing it but what were you gonna say i was gonna say he looks more and i love christian bale but he looks more like bruce wayne from the comic than christian bale did like he that's how bruce wayne and batman are drawn it's six four six five dark hair i guess it doesn't just come

down to the looks though i guess people just think of him and as like a. It's the 6'4", 6'5", dark hair, square chin. I guess it doesn't just come down to the looks, though. I guess people just think of him as like a, you know, like the guy that was with J-Lo and made Gigli and, you know, all those. They got to let that shit go, man. The town and Argo, he's fucking awesome. I honestly thought Graham would stab me in the neck when I said, I don't care that Ben Affleck is Batman. He hates everything I like.

And then to find out he's on board with this, I think we're finally reaching some common ground. Name something else that you like. Con Air. Con Air? Ooh! That's a great movie. That's a great fucking movie. Oh, not to me. I was scared in that movie. Do you not like it?

Wait, back up. Very scary. You didn't like it because it was scary? Yes. She's a friend of mine. Do you know what movie we're talking about? Yes, the part where Nicolas Cage goes and is going to rape some kid. Yeah, I do remember it. No, no, no. Steve Buscemi is the rapist. No, no, no, no.

Nicolas Cage is the hero. He's the hero. He doesn't rape kids. He saves bunnies. He saves bunnies. He shouldn't have even gone to jail. Before raping them. The least believable part in that movie is how terrible his fucking lawyer is.

He's an army ranger and he's like, plead guilty. You only do four. Just fucking the two people who worked there and you were in the army doesn't even go to trial. Yeah. No one raped a kid in that movie. They raped kids before the movie started or whatever. Before they got on the plane, they did some shit. They're horrible people.

Yeah, the idea is they're all horrible criminals that he's stuck on this plane with and that therein lies some of the tension. It worked. It scared you. They're the bad guys. Oh, gosh. But that is the scene where Steve Buscemi's in the playground with the little girl

is pretty creepy. How does that guy who just goes, no, no, no, no, and defends Con Air to the letter say, I liked Lone Ranger?

That's my dilemma. We have to go back to Lone Ranger again. I'm not bringing up Lone Ranger to restart that up, but... But you are bringing it up again. I am, I am bringing it up. But you like Con Air, which is good.

Yeah, it's fun. Then how... How does... All right. Lone Ranger, also fun. He rides a horse onto a train. I feel like... But Karen was scared When he was like

Gonna molest that squirrel I didn't like that part Every time Just desert squirrel Every time anybody Mentions Lone Ranger They leave out the part Where he rides a horse

Onto a train That's fucking awesome It's like Tom Cruise In Mission Impossible But with a horse Yes And not just like Touching cuffs It's crazy And Cruise in Mission Impossible, but with a horse. Yes. And not just like touching cuffs. It's crazy.

And a John Voight face that comes off. I cannot stand the pulling off of the faces in the Mission Impossible movies. Do you think that was a real mask? If you could put on a face that's that realistic, why would you ever look like yourself? If you're supposed to be a spy, you would never walk around as yourself. And you would never reveal that. And you would never pull it off in front of people. Oh, wait, we're still doing a show?

Have you ever once seen the look on someone's face when you've pulled your face off? Holy shit. It's worth it. It is worth it. They are as surprised as they've ever been. Ladies and gentlemen, Pete Holmes.

Wow, Pete's really been, you know. That's actually less surprising. I was going to say he's been really controlling himself tonight. We're all Pete Holmes. He's very subdued, Pete Holmes, when he's wearing the Graham mask. It's because he doesn't know how Pete Holmes doesn's very subdued Pete Holmes When he's wearing the Graham mask Who won that? It's because he doesn't know how Pete Holmes doesn't know how to whistle You won that

Yeah, but you came in closest You came in second So you get to start off the Leonard Mullen game Because I can't play that one Because I'm looking right at the answer The whole time Karen, you're going to be great Just explain it to me as we go, okay? Okay at the answer. I wish I was. The whole time. Karen, you're going to be great.

Just explain it to me as we go, okay? Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't know any Edward Norton movies. I've seen all of them. Well, it's too bad. Edward Norton has a birthday today. 2004.

Like, what if it was an Edward Norton movie? Right now. And then she's like all 11 and name it Ed Norton I'll catch on I'm good I you know

I love games so you're gonna be so great at this but we're gonna start with Jeff and go to Graham right

so then you you don't have to play till third so you'll figure it out by then like most of the better guests she might win that half didn't like Willy Wonka win when we were in Madison or something like that I don't have to play until third, so you'll figure it out by then, like most of the better guests do. She might win that half.

Didn't, like, Willy Wonka win when we were in Madison or something like that? I don't think he did. No, I won. Yeah, yeah. He didn't win. Graham? Technicality. Nope, straight up.

Head-to-head competition. Willy Wonka, big winner in Madison. Here are your category options, Jeff. Would you like at topiary skeleton suggested million dollar baby arm and that's movies with male frontal nudity. Thanks, topiary skeleton. At

Cuntatron. Oh! Cuntatron. I can't think of any other way to pronounce it. I kept looking at it like, maybe it's supposed to be Cuntatron. Oh, that's you? Cuntatron. Why would you call yourself that? I'm a robotic cunt.

Here to attack Tokyo. Cuntatron was the only name left? Cuntatron was the only name left on Twitter. They're all taken. You couldn't go with Cockatron 2? Yeah. That means someone now has Cuntatron 2. Cunt underscore uh, underscore tron, underscore two. cuntatron, too.

Cunt underscore uh, underscore tron, underscore two. I don't think so. I don't think anybody has it. But since she lives here, she suggested Arch Enemies, and that's movies where landmarks get destroyed. Oh, that's great. That's a great one. Where landmarks get destroyed.

Way to go, cuntatron. Cuntatron is a thinker. Famous landmarks get destroyed. Way to go, Contatron. Contatron is a thinker. Yeah, she is. And celebrating a birthday today, Tyler Perry. Darn it. So the films of Tyler Perry. Please, no. Which one? Karen's trying to influence Jeff's decision.

Which one would you like to play? Male frontal nudity, Tyler Perry, or Landmarks being destroyed? I'm going to go Landmarks. Yeah! Oh, boy. Would you like a movie where... You don't have to talk during these parts, Karen.

People know you're still here and that you're not going to be good at it. I didn't talk! I didn't talk! You said, oh boy. Oh, sorry. We just don't need to hear a lot of you fretting. It's not even your turn yet.

These guys might shut it down. You might not even have to play. I get it. Alright, let's go. Would you like a movie where something gets destroyed from 2006 or

1998? 1998 or 2006? Jeff? Did you think I was asking someone else? No, no, I was thinking. Oh. I was trying to, with my mind, make you change 1998 to something else.

I go 2006. Okay. In 2006, a landmark was destroyed, maybe more than one, in this movie that Leonard gives two stars. this movie that Leonard gives two stars. He says about this movie that there's little emotion in this movie. And he also says that this movie shortchanges character development in favor of special effects.

2006, two stars. And Leonard lists a whopping of special effects. 2006, two stars, and Leonard lists a whopping 19 names. How many names? Ooh! That's a lot of names.

Wow! Never seen so many names! How many do you need, Jeff? You can go for the Pete Holmes 19. I'm not going to go 19 because everything you said played into what I thought it was. I'm going to go negative one. Oh, boy. So it goes to me now?

Yeah, Graham's next. Well, I gotta... You gotta name that movie, Jeff Tate. All right, so the name of the movie and then the top-billed performer in that movie. 2006. Yeah, if you say so. Yeah.

Is it The Day After Tomorrow and Jake Gyllenhaal no and no I loved how I stared at it for a while like I really had to double check what did you think it was Graham I honestly thought it was I was thinking it was that and I was trying to

I believe the Golden Gate Bridge amongst other things gets destroyed. Yeah, I think they show that Statue of Liberty gets taken out of that. 2006, yeah. And your top-billed person would be Hugh Jackman. And the motion picture is called X-Men, The Last Stand. Graham Elwood is on the board.

Graham has the point! Let's do it, buddy! Karen looks like she has a question. No, no. Thank you, Cuntatron. Thank you for your selection of category. You have an amazing gut. Cuntatron.

Come on. Every other name was taken on Twitter. That's such a shame. Wow, so Twitter's just maxed out. No one can join anymore? She's like, somebody already took Karen Anderson high. Hi, I did. Are you ready to go first, Karen?

Sure. Alright, you're going to get to pick a category. Alright. And then from you, we'll go to Graham because he challenged Jeff on that last one. Would you like, at Jesse Karp, suggested Lawn of the Dead, and that's movies that have scenes that take place in a cemetery. Okay. Or, at Reaper Matt at, A-T-T Matt at, suggested Lou

Diamond Phillips. And that's movies that have a toilet, a diamond, or Wilson Phillips. That's awesome! Out of those two? You get a third one. At Fooled Ya Twice suggested, glad he ate her. Out of those two? You get a third one. At fooled you twice suggested glad he ate her.

And then he even wrote in the tweet, you know, like glad he ate her. And that's movies that have cannibals in them. Movies with cannibal behavior. Well, I got to go for number two, I guess. Just because the audience liked it? Well, I feel like I might have number two, I guess. Just because the audience liked it? Well, I feel like I might have seen some of those movies. There was three subjects, though.

This movie might have more than one of these things, but it definitely has a bathroom, a diamond, or an appearance by Wilson Phillips. Two stars from Leonard for this movie. It's quite recent, 2011. And he says about this movie that it was the last film of an actress who was in it.

And he also says that a frequent guest of Doug Lowe's movies, he doesn't phrase it that way, I am, appears in this movie unbilled. And he lists 13 names. How many names do you think you can get it in? And of course, the smart play here, if you don't have an idea what movie it is, is to go ahead and bid all 13 names. What are you going to do, Karen?

I'm going to bid all 13 names. What are you going to do, Karen? I'm going to bid all 13 names. Yeah! Nicely done. Now to you. Now what kind of nonsense has Graham got cooking over there? 13 names. I will go with seven. Seven names. That's a big leap. seven seven names that's a big leap

I thought you might have a little fun with it and let Karen have all the names and let her squirm but this way I can play along yeah let's keep the game going he made his choice I just thought it'd be you know funny

six now Karen yeah don't look at Graham now my head. He made his choice. I just thought it'd be funny. Six. Now, Karen, yeah, don't look at Graham now. Now you're wishing. I say he's got to name it because I can't go below that. Is that how you do it? Sure. Way to fucking figure it out in your first round. A lot of people are like, no, I'm

not being an asshole. So many guests come on the show and never figure that out and you fucking bam. We've discussed earlier how Karen's seen the show before. She's listened to it. Oh. I handed her a card with all the rules on it.

No, but she's doing great. She's doing great. So he's got to name it in six? Is that what's going on? That's what's going on. He looks very pensive. I'm just so happy Graham can't get a point this time. I don't. All right.

I'll give you your six names. Maybe you'll pull this out. That's a fucking crazy laugh. Ben Falcone. Franklin Ajay. Terry Crews. Rebel Wilson. Jill Kleberg.

And Matt Lucas. Are your six names. 2011. He's got a bathroom, a diamond, or Lou Diamond Wilson Phillips. Two stars from Leonard. 2011 is the year. Is it Scream 4? I know it.

Which one of those things do you think is in Scream 4? Rebel Wilson. No, I meant a toilet Or a diamond Or Wilson Phillips Toilet Karen has something to add Can I name it? Yeah

Oh yeah sure He failed Is it Bridesmaids? Yeah it's Bridesmaids But you understand That you got the point Just because he couldn't name it Yeah yeah But that was fun That you figured it just because he couldn't name it.

Yeah, yeah. But that was fun that you figured it out. Well, I actually figured it out from the beginning, but I couldn't think it was that easy. You know what I mean? I mean, I'm sorry, but... I did the same thing. I mean, it's got a shitter in it. It's got... I totally...

So the two people who honed in on it and knew what it was... Yep. Played like they had no idea. And then also lost. Yep. While Graham, who did not know what it was, played like they had no idea, and then also lost. While Graham, who did not know what it was... I figured it was Bridemaid. Oh, okay. So everybody knew what it was. Interesting.

Well, I'm glad to know that, you know, it's something I might know. That's so cute! Yeah, it is something you might know. All right. Yeah, that's how it works. You just never know what's going to come along that you might know. Yeah, I don't want to slow it down.

Let's go. You're really Tony-commuting me on this. Remember when he was on Dining with Doug and Karen, he'd constantly tell me, all right, let's move along. Let's go. I don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course you don't remember. We get so drunk at those.

You're on the board. You have a point, Karen. Yes. So Jeff's trailing with no points. Yeah, but lots of moxie. All right, Moxie. Alright, Moxie. That means we start with Graham.

Get to pick a category. And then we'll go to Karen. And you get to choose between at Manti Taibo. That must have been right before that must have been the second to last name

right after Contra Tron ran out, right? I think it's a play on Manti Taibo. Yeah, it is. Changes to Taibo. I don't know what Contra Tron is. I don't know some stuff. He suggested or she, I didn't know what Concentron is a playoff. He suggested, or she, I didn't check. Neither did he.

We are farmers. And that's movies that have farms in them. At Amanda Graves suggested 16 candles, and that's movies that were released 16 years ago. Yeah. And then at Connoria, it's like the name Connor, but diarrhea. Underscore Connoria underscore suggested Cars 2 Judgment Day. And that's animated films where a character dies. Conneria underscore suggested Cars 2 Judgment Day.

And that's animated films where a character dies. Yeah. Which one of those would you like to play, Graham? I will go with I'll go with 16 years ago. 16 years ago. Yes.

The year is 1997. Two stars from Leonard. I'll go with 16 years ago. 16 years ago. Yes. So that's what, 97? The year is 1997. Two stars from Leonard. He calls this a contrived movie about a woman. I don't know why he's so angry at women. And he says, too bad they didn't lose the anticlimactic final action sequence.

From this movie from 16 years ago. Two stars, once again. And Leonard lists a meager six names. Boy, that's not a lot that he says about it. He just says he doesn't like it. Yeah, it's kind of a game where you have to hear some of these names and then figure it out. Putting it all together, you've really got half the puzzle at this point.

And it's a shit puzzle. Yeah, I gotta go with... You don't gotta go with anything. We're starting with Graham. I gotta give it to Graham. I mean, this is... Thank you, Karen. Very kind of you. Wow. So what's the order?

It goes me and then who else is next? It's going to go from you to Karen because she challenged Jeff last time. You and Karen both have a point. Six names, Graham. I will go six names. Okay. I will go five. Jeff, buddy,

I smell an opportunity. Jesus, I know what the choices are. Everybody, they love to tell you like they think that you're thinking the same thing they're thinking. Therefore, what they're yelling at you is the way to go. I'm totally thinking what most of these people are thinking.

They yelled out three different options. No, only a couple people did. The rest of them were thinking what I'm thinking. They yelled out three different options. No, only a couple people did. The rest of them were thinking what I'm thinking. What's that? Name it. Yeah, I think you're going to get on the board. But they have faith in you, Karen. I thought that you got it, kid,

was directed at me. Five names. 2007. Huh? 1997. 1997, I mean. That's what I meant. You're guessing that's the name of the movie?

No, no. Yeah, 1997. 1997. Yeah, and you're five out of six names. We're going to hear five of the actors in this movie, and you're only not going to hear the top-billed person. Okay. Daniel Von Bargen.

Bargy. That's rough. Jason Beige. Beige. B-E-G-H-E. How do you pronounce that? Beige. Scott Wilson. Anne Bancroft. And Viggo

Mortensen. And the movie is called... The guy in the wheelchair thingy? Anne Bancroft and Viggo Mortensen. And the movie is called... The guy in the wheelchair thingy? Oh. I simply don't know. Fair enough. I simply don't know. That's cool.

Who's the number one guy? It's not a guy. Remember I told you it's about a woman? Yeah. It was one of the clues. I told you it's about a woman? Yeah. It was one of the clues. I thought that was a pretty strong clue because the woman's name is Demi Moore and the movie's G.I. Jane.

Wowza. That's right. G.I. Jane. We've got a three-way tie. Yeah. That's right. Anne Bancroft plays the senator that's doing... Got it.

Got it. Viggo Mortensen's... Daniel Von Bargen lives in Cincinnati and drinks at a bar by Go Bananas. Just straight whiskey. And he never shaves, but he looks like he doesn't look good. Is that McLeavy's? Is he drinking McLeavy's? No, down the street a little bit.

Like a block down the street at the Village Tavern. And then he tried to, and then he shot himself and then called the police after he shot himself because he had just shot himself. But he called and was like, I just did this. You should come get me. And then they did, and I guess he's probably still at that bar. I can't believe what a Daniel Von Bargen

treasure trove. DVB. We've opened. Right, he played the devil in No Brother Where Art Thou. Oh, okay. I'll have to pay more attention to that guy's no i think he's done so he doesn't try to kill himself again he's not a lot of cincinnati productions no all right um where do we go from here who starts us off graham starts us off because he wasn't involved in that? I don't know. I started off, but Jeff

got the point. Who challenged him, though? Jeff asked. I challenged her. Oh, yeah. And since she didn't get it, so that means we do start with Graham and go to Jeff. So, Karen, you might not have to do anything. We'll see. Graham gets to pick a category

between these three options. Would you like... Matt Picasso suggested The Thin Red Line, and that's movies that have misspelled titles. Like a word in the title is misspelled. Thin Red Line. Another...

Oh, shit, I should have just gone right to The Tiebreaker, but it's too hard. I don't want to explain it to Karen So let's just She caught on the rest of it pretty quick Yeah, that's true I don't think she's ready for asparagus pee I am too

Okay, let's do it, asparagus pee Now Karen, what we're going to need you to do is In the other room, we've got some asparagus Yes Then what? Now, Karen, what we're going to need you to do is we've got, in the other room, we've got some asparagus. Yes. Then what? Well, then we just fucking see what happens. What?

This makes no sense. I just think you'd love some asparagus. It's brain food. No, the tiebreaker. The tieboat baker. I'm going to get it. Don't worry. Just tell me.

I will. And you will. I have much faith in you. But Graham gets to go first, and you're going third, so we'll see what happens. Okay. In the asparagus pea category, I read the entire review, soup to nuts. I tell you everything. And then I tell you how many names there are. And then the bidding begins. It becomes a game of knowing what actors are in the movie.

It becomes negative names. And you know how negative names works? If you say I can name in two negative names, then you have to name the top two billed people in the movie according to Leonard. In the right order. So everyone in this room, theoretically, is going to know the title of this movie. By the time I get through with this, it did not work when I did it

with... What movie was it? The Western? Nobody could figure it out. But this time, you guys are going to know this movie. All right, that's what we're doing. 310 to Yuma. It wasn't that one. That's a good movie, though.

It's a good movie. Silverado was the movie, and everybody just thought it was... Oh, I just saw that. Everyone thought it was Wyatt Earp. Or no, Tombstone. Tombstone. All right, but get those ideas out of your head, because this movie is from 1972.

The 1970s answer to Gone with the Wind All right, but get those ideas out of your head, because this movie is from 1972. The 1970s answer to Gone with the Wind from Mario Puzo's novel on the violent life and times of mafia patriarch Don Corleone. Pulp fiction raised to the highest level, a film of epic proportions, masterfully done and set to Nino Roda's memorable music, absolutely irresistible. Academy Award winner for Best Picture, Actor, Screenplay. Baby in the Baptism Scene is actually Coppola's infant daughter, Sophia, who later ruined The Godfather Part III. No, it just says she co-starred in Godfather Part III.

And of course, this movie was followed by two sequels and Leonard Liss. No, it was followed by one sequel. Third one does not count. Finally, somebody took down that third Godfather movie. And Leonard Liss. They took

Godfather 3 down on Cheers in 1990. Sixteen names. Graham Elwood. How many do you think you can name? You've got to get them in the right order. And of course, you'll have to name the film. and of course you'll have to name the film very confident fellow in the audience thinks you can do it

I got the names it's just what's the order that's the big dilemma with this yeah that's the dilemma Graham that's what this round's all about is the order of those names I got one of those sent to my door the other day a dilemma Graham that was going to be my twitter, but they were all out of them.

It's like a bird. You went with Cunt Graham? Yeah, I went with Cunt Graham. Cunt Graham! A Dilemma Graham is like a birthday gram, but it's sung by a real sad dude. No, it's whistled. Somebody comes to your door and just, you know, they... Hey, you blocked me in. It's shit like that. They make you realize, yeah, there's... Can you move, you know You blocked me in

You make you realize, yeah Can you move your car? You blocked me in There's a problem There's a dilemma that needs solving I backed into your mailbox But, like, to a tune Does any of that help you, Graham? You're just helping him

You're helping him install is what you're doing Alright, I'm gonna to go negative four. Oh, lordy! Now it comes to me. If I go down, I go down big. I say negative four. Go do it. You do it, Graham.

Name it, Graham. I thought you were going to bid less. I'm going to bid the same, but Graham has to say them. I say name it. Because you think you could do a negative four also? No, no, I just want Graham to do it. I don't know what fucking order. I don't even know what movie this is.

Jaws? It's no Con Air, we'll tell you that much. It goes, what is it? It goes Robert Quint, Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider, and the Shark. You think they hired a guy named Quint to play Quint?

I believe that's 1975 or 76. That's what I got wrong, Graham. Let's get this Quint guy to play the Quint character. Robert Shaw. Thank you. Robert Shaw. Go negative four, Graham. Name it.

Yeah, I've got to name the movie first. The movie, I believe, is called The Godfather. In order from top bill down. And congratulations, by the way, Jeff. Oh, you cocksucker. There's no way in hell you're going to get this.

People have faith in you. It is... Jeff is ready to fight somebody. It is Marlon Brando. That's what I said. It is Al Pacino. Then it is...

I know it! Then it is... Yes, it! Then it is... Yes, I almost said Britney Spears, yes. And Katy Perry. Did I get it? Did I win it all? It is Marlon Brando, it is Al Pacino, and then it is... Pick some of all those names.

Diane Keaton and Robert Duvall. Shut your fucking mouth! Robert Duv names. Diane Keaton and Robert Duvall. Shut your fucking mouth! Robert Duvall and Diane Keaton. Play it back. No, it's here. The reason I knew you wouldn't be able to get it is the fourth billed actor is named Richard Castellano. Yeah, the father of Dan Castellano,

who is the voice of Homer Simpson. Was I right on the third name? No, that was James Caan. That's who I guessed, of Homer Simpson. Was I right on the third name? No, that was James Caan. That's who I guessed. That's Sonny. You got Brando and Pacino right. And once again, Graham is taken down by his own hubris.

I found out what hubris meant earlier today. I've been dying to use it. I've been dying to use it. Yeah, because if Graham, if you'd have gone two names, nobody would have dared go three, I don't think. Maybe you were worried about Jeff. I would have gone three.

And you would have put James Caan in the third slot? There's only three people in that movie that I know are in that movie, and it's those three. I would have maybe said Robert Duvall. He had a big part, but he was strangely If I went four, I would have tried to slide Italian guy as the fourth one. And just hope you bought it.

Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Kahn, we call him Jimmy around our house. Jimmy Kahn, and you know, some Italian guy. That's all four. Where'd you get that album from? Let's give away the prize bag.

Who were you playing for? That was the bottom of the ninth. The Joe Carter walk-off, we win. Get that album over there. It's that guy, right? Yeah, what's his name? His name is Justin. That's where we have the name tag. There you go, Justin. Congratulations. Justin, congratulations! Give him his album back.

You don't want your Sharky's machine? So sorry, dude. Oh, you get to keep it. Fuck! Yeah, but that played into it. Oh, that's why you chose it? Because you really want to have it? Well, the guy showed me a picture of Burt Reynolds, and from a distance, I was on board. And then...

I got closer, and it's just a sticker. His face on it looks like he's like, oh, I'm so worried I have a gun. What's the metal part? He's got a gun and he's very concerned looking. He's a detective, man. He's got stuff to do. That took place in Atlanta, I think?

I think so. I don't know. I haven't listened to the album yet. All right. Well, pass those other shitheads down to me, if you will. I'm sure that Grams has a peel-off. Does this peel off, too? Oh, it's just written on there. Nate wants me to smash it, so we should make a vine of this.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, don't make him do it. They don't want him to smash it. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. They don't want him to smash it. No, no. No, no, they're too good. He wants me to smash it, the guy who made it. I can do another one.

He doesn't want you to smash it. He's being peer pressured into you smashing his art project. No, but there's a bunch of people who don't want him to smash it. He also wants us to pull his underwear over his head. All right, how many people do not want it smashed? No.

No. I don't. I don't want it smashed. I don't want it smashed. How many people want it smashed? Animals. You guys are animals. I can't be a party to this.

Hey, come. Oh. I'm not good. Oh,'t be a party to this. Hey, come... Oh. I'm not good. Oh, you didn't commit to it. I thought you really were going to walk all the way off. I was just going to say, stick around for the stand-up show. God. Yeah.

Would have put your hand up like an old guy in a urinal. Who's going to be... Who's going to be in charge of making the vine of this because i'm as you know i'm terrible at making vines and we want to we want a good one of it getting getting smashed yeah will you if he makes the vine will you revine it yeah i'll revine it all right nate make the vine make your own make the vine of your own destruction nate i don't i can't watch this i can't watch this are I can't watch this. Are they like little voodoo

figures? Is this going to hurt me? Go easy on you and me, Graham. Palm strike! Palm strike those fuckers. Just get a quick establishing shot. Are you going to do one of those wrestling things where you go down on your elbow on it? Oh.

You savages. Yeah, that would hurt his elbow. Well, I don't know. I'm not going to do that. It might be a jujitsu. You don't want what? You don't want to hear me say go? Alright, so we're ready?

Yeah, you'll only have a few seconds once he's vining. I'll just go ready, go, and then I'll make a big foot and then come on down and smash it. Yeah, and then grind it around a little. Six seconds. I can't believe how much pain some of the the woman Hey!

Jeff Tate! Jeff Tate rescued us. The greatest part was one of the women who was so opposed to me smashing it was like, no, no, well, but get the camera out. Might as well make us have fucking good footage off of this shit. All right, Nate, you got to get off your knees, dude.

It looks creepy now. Just sit on your knees right around around my waist level that's cool yeah i'll give you a goddamn diorama thank you everybody here for coming tonight thank you graham's gonna go set up graham elwood everybody he would have stomped that thing oh he would have stomped that thing he would have stomped it that's great

he was up for the challenge and then Jeff Tate our rescuer he's back there in the green room now just

holding on to that thing like a mother cub mother and her cubs what are you doing he ran all the way out the building he's got his

luggage what about this what do you read about that this is a part of the show where as a in all the way out the building? Look at him. He's got his luggage. What about this? What do you read about that? This is a part of the show where as a consolation prize, the people that lost today will say

anybody they want is a shithead. I'll stay for this. Yeah, hang out for it. They're all leaving. It's fun. You can do whatever you want. I rescued something so that doesn't count as leaving. Whatever you do, just do it quietly. That's all I ask. Karen Anderson, ladies and gentlemen.

Did you have fun, Karen? Do you want to do this again sometime? I loved it. I think I'll be good. I told you not to speak. Whoops. I asked her a question. But yeah, it was fun having you on here,

so we'll do it again sometime. And as always, Ben Travers is a shithead. Yeah, fuck that guy! But Graham needs a little bit more time to set up the merch table, so are you going to do a set in the late show tonight, Karen? Are you going to do some stand-up?

People want to see it. It's kind of just dirty stuff. Yeah. Tell your arch story again. Which one was it? You talked all about going to the arch today. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll do something. But not long.

Just interrupt me fast. Do like five minutes. That's not that long. Try interrupt me fast. Do like five minutes. That's not that long. Try to figure it out. Interview me again. What do you want to do? A Star Search 2? You know, Kevin James beat me on that.

Did he? Yeah. Kevin James was here last night playing a gigantic opera house. That is so weird. I had no idea. Yeah. And he was the one that defeated you on Star Search. Yes.

Did he go on to win a bunch of times in a row? Yes. He went on to become the King of Queens. I could have been the Queen of Queens. Wait, that was a prize on Star Search? You got to star on a CBS show for 10 years? No, he won the 100 grand. He did? Yep. I don't remember him being a winner of that, but I guess

you're right. Thank you to everybody who came tonight. I really appreciate it. Thank you. And as always, my inability to sculpt Sam Levine is a shit. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie Eyes of gold, his viewing crowd was makes him cocky There's no room in his heart for you

Cause Doug loves movies