Doug Loves Movies - Geoff Tate, Stephen Falk and Matt Braunger guest

Episode Date: January 24, 2017

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There's still not one that he won't see But Doug loves police Hey, everybody. So, the listeners don't know the long road that it took to get to this moment, but the show started a little late because producer Matt is backstage going, oh, my new iPhone doesn't have a jack on it anymore. So I can't play the Doug Loves Movies theme in the style that I'm accustomed. So instead, let's just, I don't know what the solution was, but it sounded like they tried to play it into a microphone over his phone.

So that's what we call fixing it in post. So apologies to everyone who's here because you'll hear some other audience clapping. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you from the Nerd Melt showroom at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles.

It's Monday, January 23rd, and this is our fourth show of 2017. We're doing it, you guys. Is there a... What's up with the name tags? Do we have some name tags? Yes, we... Oh. We've already seen

Lana Land, right? Yeah, but that's a good one. It's good to see again. This is a weird one. All the name tags are on one side of the crowd. Except for that shitty weird one. Like, all the name tags are on one side of the crowd. Except for that shitty Elizabeth one. Your name's Elizabeth, and there was a movie about Queen Elizabeth,

and you drew a stick figure version of her. Pretty elaborate crown for a stick figure person. But good job. And Jason Aimee. And my face is instead of Aimee's face on the poster and it's terrifying. Show everybody. Maybe this should be more of a show and tell segment.

Because I got a really good reaction. What? All dogs go to heaven? What's that? Say? Alicia dogs go to heaven? Okay. Have you seen the ads for a dog's purpose? Turns out their purpose isn't to go to heaven. It's to become a new dog. Like, I didn't even know that's how reincarnation worked I thought you could come back as something else but apparently dogs just come back as dogs and that each one of them has a purpose in life

and is to do some fucking bullshit for some dude or maybe a little girl I don't know all the storylines but like that that dogs are just reincarnated because how could we live without them? Which there's some truth to how important they are to us, but it's also just, it's already a sad-ass movie. And that movie's already in trouble because there's like footage out there of like them practically drowning one of the dogs. God damn it.

I really, it saddens me that dogs might be tortured On the set of movies Because I love a dog in a movie Did you guys Did you guys hear I like dogs on film But you can put the lights down I'm done with the name tags

But did you guys hear The new John Wick John Wick 2 Did you notice he's got like a bigger dog The new John Wick, John Wick 2. Did you notice he's got, like, a bigger dog? This one's going to fight back. That's my prediction. This dog's not going to go easy.

That last movie was like a puppy. Puppies don't know they're about to be killed. Stupid puppies. Doug plugs, the fifth Doug Loves Movies of this year will be this Sunday in San Francisco at Marines Memorial Theater as part of SF Sketch Fest. sfsketchfest.com

Then Doug Loves Movies is back here at Meltdown Comics next Monday and Tuesday January 31st we're over at UCB Franklin for all my dates go to douglasmovies.com and I thought instead of doing a long pause here

I'll point at you guys and all of you in unison go that's douglasmovies.com that's douglasmovies.com That's douglosmovies.com Oh my god. That is like, that is creepier than Scientology. So now the next show in San Francisco

I'm going to say the first part. I'm going to go douglosmovies.com and I'm going to go like that. And we'll see what happens. We'll see. We'll see if it catches on and people actually jump in and do that. Or if there's just awkward silence. And then I say something like, the prize bag tonight is a beautiful... I was just at the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas for for

several nights for a week one night and so that's the prize bag is the laundry bag from the hotel and then we've got a super duper sized Douglas movies t-shirts that'll be fun to wear to bed or something. And also in the bag is a shirt from our friends at Weedmaps. A Weedmaps shirt. Who wouldn't wear that proudly? Casual Friday, here you come. And we got a sticker that I got

from something called Another Babe's Bombshell. I don't know what that is. I know what my free cams are. You may have seen me wear these in my periscopes and stuff. I'm a proud owner of these. It's a pair of white sunglasses

that say my free cams on them, and they're really cool. And a Peacemaker pipe from our friends at Peacemaker that sent me hundreds of pipes. I'll be giving them away for years to come. Plus, plus all the stuff that my three terrific guests brought tonight. These are three of my favorites. It's always nice to have them back.

Please give a big, warm welcome to Stephen Falk, Matt Bronger, and Jeff Tate. Hey, fellas. Hi. Hey, buddy. Hi. Hey, buddy. Hi. Hello. Let's meet them individually. That was in perfect order.

We finally found the new Stooges. Hi. Hello. Hello. But let's meet you individually, starting with Stephen Falk is back, everybody. Creator of the worst let me rephrase creator of you're the worst on fx season five four is upon us season four is upon us. We're writing it. You're writing four. Yeah.

So when do you shoot season four? Oh, boy. Like July or June or something. We're writing. Writing is a really long time, long process. Well, it's good that you put a lot into the writing. That's a hallmark of the show. And acting, like the two of them.

Right. Together. No, that's the thing thing you do all that writing for months then somebody's gonna come in and act it and you don't know what they're gonna do right yeah unless you write them apart right if you know what you're doing they should and they know what they're doing everybody's cool the big question hey don't give away all the showbiz secrets well it's funny like so have you seen the movie la la la la land

steven falk i have i saw la la land doug did you enjoy it yeah i can't tell if your uh constant tweets of quotes is sarcastic or no no i love it. You love it, okay. I find it entirely inspirational. I can't imagine anybody that's in show business not finding a place in their heart for that movie because it's just about people. They sing it in the very first song in the movie. It's just like, yeah, we just show up in L.A. and hope it works out and work on our thing.

So that's what I like about the movie is that both of the characters figure out that you gotta DIY it. You can't just wait for somebody to choose you. And they both put on their own sort of shows to get attention. And it worked for them because they're fucking Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone.

Against the odds. Yeah, they're fucking big eyesling and Emma Stone. Against the odds. Yeah, they're fucking big eyes in the notebook going at it, so of course they're going to succeed. Joy, right? Incredibly hot talented people have it so hard, man. We really do. But her one... You said we.

That's a good joke. Glad you caught that, Chad. That's a good joke. Glad you caught that, Chad. That's a good joke. But her one-person show was legit bad, right? Oh, I don't know, because you don't see it, and her friends are kind of like, mm. And then she overhears people saying they thought it was bad. But then that one casting lady was into it.

It was like, this girl can improvise. Let's bring her in and have her tell us a story. And then her audition, and she tells the story. She's like, this girl can improvise. Let's bring her in and have her tell us a story. And then her audition and she tells the story. She's like, yeah, I have this aunt. She fell into a river.

That's the fucking story. That happened in the movie? Yeah. I haven't seen it yet. Oh, you gotta. She sings it as a beautiful song, but it's still like, you just told a story

about how your aunt was crazy and fell into a river in France. And like, that's the story that got her the job? Yeah. That got her the part? That's what came into my mind. It's like the worst ASCAP monologue ever. They're like, how are we going to improv this?

But one of my writers has a deep problem with the movie, which is very nitpicky, but she can't get over the fact that Emma Stone just left her car at her parents' house. It flips her the fuck out. I once left my car in St. Louis for three weeks. Yeah, but I believe that, Jeff. Right? We have it so tough out here, Matt.

It's so hard for people like us. It is. My nitpicky thing is that she's an actress working in a coffee shop on a studio lot. It's fucking Warner Brothers in Burbank. And her boss, when she says, I can't come in tomorrow. I have an audition. She goes, reschedule it.

Like, that's how show business works. And that's, she has a firm grasp of it. Like, you just call back, hey, listen, I can't make listen I gotta work in a coffee shop so call in sick for your audition not for your job they'll understand but you know of course there's lots of

nitpicky things in there but I love it so I have been quoting it every day today's quote was oh shit I can't Today's quote was Oh shit I can't remember the exact words But it's just something about how like You just have to do your thing until somebody notices

But they word it better than that That's my La La Land quote of the day But the reason I brought up La La Land Which you know, is poised to get maybe not the most Oscar nominations, but as many as Titanic or All About Eve tomorrow morning.

So by the time people are hearing this podcast, the news will be out that Deadpool did not get a Best Picture nomination. I'm very disappointed. But about La La Land, Stephen, lots of long scenes

with one take in that movie. And that's a style you like to use frequently on You're the Worst this last season. Yeah, it's really easy. You just let them do it, and then you put the camera

and then you don't have to cut it. Yeah. You just have the camera follow them around for ten minutes of doing stuff. Then you get in the editing room and you go,

I'm done. So that super long shot in Goodfellas, they were just like, fucking follow him, see what happens. No, Scorsese had something to do. They were just trying

to find the restaurant. They were like, I don't think this is the door, Scorsese had something to do. They were just trying to find a restaurant. No, Scorsese was like, fuck all the coverage. Let's just go with that master shot. Someone once told me that if you know what you're doing and they know what they're doing, everything's going to be cool. So long takes or not. I think that was...

That's true. I think that was Jesus, Jeff. Let's meet these other fellas, because I could talk to Stephen all night long about you're the worst, but someone else who's terrible is... Matt Brogger's here, everybody! Hi, everybody.

Did you ever have to, you know the comedy expression, a bringer show? Did you ever have to do a bringer show? Not really. Yeah, because you could have called it a bronger show. I've heard that one. We had some real fun with it. Yeah.

No, I think I did. I don't think I did. Because when I started out in Chicago, we just would kind of throw our own shows in bars. Like there was one club in town. There's lots of people in Chicago. And they wouldn't let us, like any of us on stage. Yeah.

We don't have to bring people because if you have a bar, people are going to be in there in Chicago. Yeah. Especially in the winter. We wouldn't do like, I hated doing like what I called kamikaze shows though, where you just put a mic and a spotlight and people that were just there for a drink or a date would be like, oh, fuck. Yeah.

Like that's the worst. Yeah. No, I don't like that. We definitely like paper the rooms. In LA we did in the worst. Yeah, no, I don't like that. We definitely, like, paper the rooms. In LA, we did it in coffee shops. Like, get out if you don't want. Boy, we have really lowered the stakes on kamikazes, haven't we? No, and then one of us would kill ourselves taking the crowd with them.

Only one. You didn't let me finish, Jeff. Only one. I've been to Chicago. Only one. Welcome to the new kamikazes. Where you don't die. These ain't your granddaddy's kamikazes.

They killed your granddaddy's. These are newer and dumber kamikazes. Or your daddy's, which is basically just a sour and vodka shot. That's it. It's a drink. You guys never... Sour and vodka? Okay. Yeah, it's sour from the gun. Oh, alright. That's how you make a kamikaze. It's a drink. You guys never... All right. Sour and vodka? Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah, it's sour from the gun.

Oh, all right. That's how you make a kamikaze. It's terrible. What's up with you, Matt? What's going on right now? Just, you know, touring this great country of ours under this fantastic leader we've got now. And, oh, what's coming up?

I'm doing a special this year. Are we allowed... Can we have interstate travel under this new president? I'm hoping. Are we allowed to move around freely? I'm hoping I get led into red states. All the shit I've talked about that guy. Oh, wow.

We'll see. We'll see. Yeah. And I, I've got a pilot coming out on Amazon called the new VIPs that I'm doing a voice in. So,

hey, look out for that. Is it animated? Yes, it's animated. It's myself and Ben Schwartz. Because, you know, you could have been doing a voice in. So, hey, look out for that. Is it animated? Yes, it's animated. It's myself and Ben Schwartz. Because, you know, you could have been doing a voice in a live action thing. Yeah.

It could have been like a talking stapler. You could have been the raccoon or something. Talking stapler. I play the angry stapler. Who's always drunk. Old Jack Stapley. He's been there a long time. That's also from the Bible.

The talking snake? That's also from the Bible. I said snake? That's also from the Bible. I said stapler, Jeff. I wasn't listening. I love the indignance. Like, it's my fault you weren't listening. I wasn't listening. Couldn't you tell I wasn't listening to you?

They don't have staplers in the Bible, Jeff. You've seen how the binding works on a Bible, right? There's no staples. Jeff Tate is here, everybody. You've seen how the binding works on a Bible, right? There's no staples. Jeff Tate is here, everybody! What's happening, everybody? I'm out here just touring Bible factories. Checking the bindings

on Bible factories. So many Bible factories. How do you hit them all? Yeah, boy. It is not easy. I only have five days and two fish. Half a loaf. Yeah, there's like 5,000 factories I got to hit.

We could do this all night. There's a lot of dumb shit from the Bible, but we don't need to get into it. I just want to see you as a pastor, and that's your first line. There's a lot of dumb shit in the Bible. We got a lot to get to. Fuck, I'm in. Would you like to see Jeff

as a bailiff? You should say yes to this one. It's a lot more likely than that pastor thing you want to see. Because Jeff turned in a wonderful performance as a bailiff on my new show,

The High Court, that's going to be on Comedy Central. Yeah. Starting on February 27th. I did an episode of the web version with you. That's right.

Yeah. Yeah, you're a great guy. Yeah, and Jeff was a really good bailiff. Excellent. You can see him doing that soon. It's like being a cop, but without all that stuff you got to do. Yeah, it's mostly just kind of watching and hanging out.

In the case of the high court, we listen to the litigants, and then we go into the deliberation room, and we smoke weed, and make a real decision. Yeah. Well, in ancient Mesopotamia, the lawmakers would write laws drunk.

Jesus, Jeff! They would write laws. Don't get him high before the show ever again. Yeah, no. He doesn't like to let people finish their sentences. And then write laws, and then they would check them when they're sober, and if they checked it, they were good. So you should make your judgments high and then check them sober.

Oh, well, I am checking them sober because I have to be in the editing room after the fact, and I'm like, I said that? That was pretty smart of me to say that. Like, I'm pretty happy with all of my decisions, but people will get to argue with me about it because that's what people do. And it's a very divided country we live in. So every one of my cases,

people will probably get on my case about my decision, but it was super fun to do. The ones I saw, I agreed with everything you did. I thought it was all excellent. You're a good judge. Yeah, don't get so down on yourself, Doug. Don't get so down on high Doug. High Doug's fun.

I don't know. Yeah, well, I'm high right now, but I don't know. Is there any other Doug than high Doug? I don't know. There's just woke up Doug. Okay, there we go. Doug's got five minutes before he's right hitting that bowl again, Doug. But yeah, I'm high most of the time because people are going to say I am even if I'm not.

That's what I found out about me. Might as well be. Everyone's just like, why are you so high? And I wasn't. And I was like, I'd just be high. That's more fun. I'm going to get blamed for it. Plus at me why wouldn't i be what am i gonna be an athlete there's probably something in between athletes could get high yeah but i feel you marijuana and athletes they go together pretty well i think

i would want to be high if I did that stuff. Here's a question we ask everyone, Stephen, that's on the show before we get to the games portion. Have you been to the movies lately? What's the last movie that you saw? Oh, boy, yeah. I went to Ipik in Pasadena. Oh, that's crazy.

You're like in a fucking lounge chair. Yeah, because I have no respect for money anymore. Yeah, what does a ticket cost? Like 30 bucks or something? Like a billion, yeah, like 89. And then another 30, 40 for dinner? Yeah, yeah, and drinks. And we saw the Worth Every Goddamn Penny split. Starring James McAvoy and Betty Buckley.

starring James McAvoy and Betty Buckley. I thought that movie was named after the expected audience reaction. Yeah. Well, I mean... They'd either leave or they'd be quite divided about it. Oh, it's good.

I mean, it's multiple personalities, so McAvoy gets to play a lot of people and then Betty Buckley's the therapist and then some girls get caught. And then at the end... Wait, why would you give away the end of a Shyamalan? That's not cool.

You just walk away like... Is it twisty? Yeah. Yeah, but in a way that it did... It just didn't make any... It's not... Yeah, I hear what you're saying. Everyone go see it, right,

and then come back, and I want to talk about this. You don't have to give away the ending, but is the ending, you can just nod, that he's just an actor practicing a one-man show, and he's locked those girls in the house

to rehearse it. You got it. Because if you're listening at home, it's not spoiled for you. And those four girls all called into their audition or whatever. Callback. It's fine. Is the ending of that movie

not just you just blink? Was it stupid? Okay. That's all I want to know. What? That's all I want to know. Wait, he did or didn't blink, listener. That's the twist.

All right. He closed his eyes all the way for a little bit. That's not a blink. You never know. That's the Shyamalan twist. It pulled down some big coin. It did, big coin. 40 mil.

Yeah. Like double, triple X. I gave like three million of that at the IPEC. Yes, it is an expensive theater. That's how I pulled in so much dough. Oh man, they count the concessions for that movie too? Turkey Slider is like a billion dollars. Matt, what was the last motion picture you saw with your eyes?

Live by Night, I saw. What? Live by Night, I saw it myself. Yes. I'm the only one who saw it. No, I saw it. You saw it? Yeah.

Affleck saw it. I read the book, and I really like Dennis Lehane, and boy, that movie is not good. It's fun to look at. It's got a lot of action that makes no sense, but Ben Affleck is extremely husky, like The Rock. And when you put those men in suits, they look like fucking toddlers. Yeah. And so I'm, anytime he came on screen in a big cream-colored baby at a wedding outfit. They were all cream.

In my head. And by the end of the movie, I was saying it out loud. I'd just go, baby in a suit, every time he showed up on screen. And people were laughing around me. I wasn't obstreperous. I didn't blurt it out. But it's just, I mean, he's giving out his little mafia wisdom. But you're like, ah, bitch's cheeks.

Look at him. I felt like that movie was bullying me by the end of it. Like, fuck you. We're a movie. You're going to stay here until it's over. Hey, hey, hey, don't check your phone. Look at me. Oh, Jeff can't get up.

Jeff can't get up. It looked like a really expensive bad play. Like nothing fit well. Did that Hitler line make you barf? Yes. Oh, man, it's the worst. It was the worst. Well, and the guy, the Nazi who's killing everybody.

Yeah, fuck that guy, right? Well, it's like worst it was the worst well and the guy the Nazi who's killing everybody yeah fuck that guy right well it's like they made you hate him they even gave him like a hair lip and a disfigured face and he talked in a real high voice

like it's one of those things where like let's really make everyone hate this guy for reasons other than being a Nazi like you need other reasons

like he was a Nazi and like a fucking tool yeah and he wasn't he wasn't cool at all. Is this a bit or is this about, is there really a hair-lipped Nazi in this Ben Affleck movie? No, there really is. There really is.

One of the villains that, it's one of those things where they're going, ooh, don't you want to see this guy get shot so bad? And I'm like, just hurry up and shoot him. It's coming. Not only was he a racist Nazi, he was like kind of a dick about it. Like couldn't be cool about it. Mm-hmm.

Like couldn't be cool about it. If you saw the movie, that would make sense. As ignorant as that sounds. I know what you're trying to say. But it's just so pandering. It's like when you watch a movie and like the music swells because someone's dying and you're like,

oh, I'm supposed to cry right here okay it was with that every time that guy showed up you're like oh i'm supposed to hate this guy and i you could have just said he's a nazi and you the hate's there like right away it's there or you could have just been like this guy is like this this is how we act you're like i kind of hope someone kills him like if he wasn't a nazi still be like just kill that guy but all that stuff together is just like too much. The top Nazis have to be pretty smooth dudes just to get to that position.

Not in the old South of Florida. Not in Tampa. In Tampa, you can be balding at 30 and just... Most of this movie takes place in Ybor City, Doug, which is the place

where they gave me directions to walk back to the hotel. The least likely way I would get robbed. Uh-huh. I got those two. And that was in 2010. The improv? Yeah. They're like, you got to take this street to this street because all those lights are on.

Uh-huh. If you go any other way, you might get robbed. Whatever you do, don't take the non-lit streets. It's full of pirates. And I believed them, and you would too if you have ever been to Ybor City or seen Live By Night. That's what sucks about playing that club

is you're walking home to your hotel, there's pirates everywhere, and you just got paid in doubloons. This big groaning sack of clanking doubloons. It's jingle jangling the whole way. You can only soft step so much

before you're gonna... The first time I was there, one of them Twilight movies came out, so that whole goddamn downtown was filled with teenage vampires, which really adds to the... Stick to the lit streets.

There's no difference. That whole area has teenage vampires all the time what was so was live by night which like for the longest time I never heard it said out loud so I thought the movie might be called live by night by night that's how I asked for the vampire movie or something what what was the last movie you saw, Jeff? Was it that one? No, the last movie I saw is called The Hard Word.

And it's an Australian movie with Joel Edgerton and Guy Pearce. And oh, man. It's from like 2005 or whatever. Halfway through, I decided, I was like, maybe it's a comedy. And then from that point point on it got better and there was also a moment where i was like maybe this is based on a tv show that i've never seen like the whole it was fucking guy pierce has a fake nose for no reason the whole movie it just has a fucking rubber nose that's super hot so you spend the first 30 minutes going, which one of these motherfuckers is Guy Pearce?

And then he's trying to, like, his wife is like his hatchet, his lady. Maybe you'd be able to remember which one is him if you looked at your Guy Pearce tattoo on your body. Memento, come on. All right, so... I have a tattoo that says I've already seen Memento. We don't have time for like 20 minutes on this movie.

It sounds like you got a lot to say about it. Cut to, was it worthwhile ultimately? I think if you watch it thinking it's a comedy the whole time, it's probably pretty funny. But no. What's the hard word? I don't know. I think it was just understanding their Australian accents.

So all of them. All the words were quite difficult. Blimey! Or whatever. That was British. You really don't have a guess as to why it's called that? I think it's called that because they engage in butcher

talk, which is where they would just say their words backwards, and then that would pop up on the screen in subtitles, which would fuck up the subtitles I already had on the screen so I could understand what they were saying. So that part was extra difficult. I had subtitles stacked up, and they went in both directions.

They would put the subtitles up on the screen backwards. You had the subtitles on in an English-speaking film. Yeah, yeah. And then they had moments where they were speaking with such thick accents that they put subtitles in. And the two subtitles were over each other. Yeah. And then I had no idea what they were saying.

Yeah, you were fucked. And that part was supposed to be like secrets between the brothers each other. Yeah. And then I couldn't, then I had no idea what they were saying. Yeah, you were fucked. You know, and that part was supposed to be like secrets between the brothers so you could really keep up with the story. So the parts where

the subtitles were on top of each other were really important. Did you think about turning off the subtitles that you would have turned on? I thought about all kinds of things.

I thought about making better choices. I thought about why does Joel Edgerton look like Elvis Presley in this movie? He's got Elvis Presley hair. Oh, he did? Jailhouse Rock. That's a good look.

It's very funny. Those are good actors. I was very surprised it was weird. That fake nose, man. Real fucking $12 disaster. Did you like Matt Damon's fake nose in Ocean's 13? Uh-huh. Yeah, I think it played.

Well done. That is amazing that a line from that movie would get that good of a laugh. Like, people watch that fucking movie, like on cable, when it's on. And you watch it like a little angry watching it.

Like, why weren't these movies better? Everybody is in them. Like, they couldn't get help with the screenplay? Maybe that was the problem. They had all the writers, too. Like, every writer was just hanging out writing parts.

But they said out loud, Clooney and Pitt, that Ocean's 13 was an apology for Ocean's 12, and Ocean's 13 is arguably worse than 12. I don't even think it's arguable. Ocean's 12 is better. Because it's got a scene that takes eight minutes of watching a guy dance around the laser lights outside of a vault where the artwork is but i said that because i think he just told them that story i don't think he really did it nobody can do kickflips that's the thing about soderbergh

movies is after it's over you can just you can just sit around going I don't think any of that happened I said that he's just so artsy all the time I said that thing about Ocean's 12 being better and I have forgotten

about the part about the laser so I'm digging my heels in it's way better now might be better than Ocean's 11 and I'm remembering

that he told them that happened so he told them that happened. So he told them every single dance flip he did. Yeah, what a fucking boring story. Then I did like a back flip. And then I went on this leg for about two seconds. Yeah, like George and... And I had to wait.

And then I flipped again. George and Julie are on their third bottle of wine when they cut back to them. Hearing that story. Then what? But also, Ocean's just got, Ocean's Twelve just has that huge section where they trick

Bruce Willis into thinking that Tess is Julia Roberts. And it's just like, what are you guys doing? Stop. What the hell

is happening? You guys have never watched a movie and been like, but that's Julia Roberts. Why is nobody just being like, you're Julia Roberts? No, that's the thing. It's her is nobody just being like you're julia roberts no that's the

thing is her character from the first movie they have to go back and fix it george lucas style her character in the first movie would have people just occasionally going are you julia roberts and she had to be like no no no i'm not julia roberts like they could have set it up for a whole movie they're finally like oh we should have you pretend to be julia roberts i do feel i do hate that like i wish that in Lethal Weapon you saw him pop his shoulder out so he could do it in Lethal Weapon 2 and it wasn't in the same movie.

They made a whole movie where his shoulder didn't fucking factor in at all. What? I mean, that's definitely true. He wasn't shoulder popping in one of those movies? He wasn't shoulder popping in the first one. It was in the second one they established he could do that at the beginning so that it could come up at the end.

But they could have had it in the first one. I don't think he's always shoulder popping. No, but I don't mean, like, don't trick me into thinking he's never done this before. But it hurts real bad. He only does it to win money. He only does it for money or to not die. Yeah, right. The two most important reasons.

The two most important things in the world. From the Bible. Stephen, if you had to pick which one of these two is the worst? Here's what's going on right now. He can't remember my name. I know Jeff's name, but it's Julia Roberts is the word. Great answer.

Does that ever happen on your show, the actors on your show? No one's ever like, hey, you're Julia Roberts. Yeah, all the time. You should put a scene in there, like a one long take scene where someone's like, ain't you that guy? Yeah, we'll do that. Ain't you that guy, Julia Roberts? Ain't you that guy, Julia Roberts? Ain't you that guy, Julia Roberts? I mean, not every time you quote.

Apparently Ocean's 12 quotes don't work as well as Ocean's 13 quotes. Because ain't you that guy, Julia Roberts, is what Bruce Willis says in Ocean's 12. That's how he gets into the room. Ain't you that guy, Julia Roberts? Really? No. Here's a part of the show where I say,

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Jeff, who are you playing for? Brad. Brad Boyz II. So he took like a... He took some street trash. Chunk of weed. I mean, chunk of... A solid block of weed.

And he wrote Brad Boys 2 on it and then three question marks in the corner there and it says you ain't seen Brad Boys 2 yeah you ain't seen Brad Boys 2

three question marks oh okay you ain't seen Brad Boys 2 thank you wow thank you flawless terrible British accent

That was Australian Alright Matt who are you playing for? I'm playing for American Betty So many of these signs I see they're ultra masculine I like this one And it's basically the American Beauty The image with the girl and the flowers and the roses.

It's a Doug face badge. And my face is in the crotch? Yep. It's a Doug flower surrounded badge. Wow. Lovely. Mina Suvari was the name of that girl. All right.

You sound like you're wistfully remembering something. Oh, man, if only my face was her vagina. What was the other girl's name in that? Thora Birch. Thora Birch from Ghost World. She had a nice run there for a second and then disappeared. Let's all have a moment of silence for Thora Birch. Yeah, yeah.

Her career ended like four months before Mina Suvari's. Yeah. And whatever happened to Simon Birch? All of the Birches are disappearing. Back to Birch Manor. Who are you playing for, Steven? Alicia Dogs Go to Heaven. Yeah. And there's... And you're a little

cute basset hound. Oh, okay. Yeah, that name tag prompted a whole discussion of this movie, A Dog's Purpose. Yeah. You never have animals on You're the Worst, do you? We do, yeah. Where? On screen. Like in the frame of... I didn't mean to throw a hardball question at you.

Where is there an animal in your show? There are. We've had numerous animals and animal trainers. When I saw that TMZ video, I recognized that sort of attitude because sometimes it's tough. Yeah. They're a little mean to their dogs.

And dogs, dogs, you know, dogs do what they want to do. We had a cat too and cats are untrainable. So they just, we had to have a cat on a bookshelf, like a book, bookstore cat. So the character walks in and is like, oh, hey, you're a cat in a bookstore. And they just had a little, they just tied him to the bookshelf so he couldn't go anywhere. I was like, oh, what a well-trained cat. And then I looked and he was just tied.

They gave it four Ativan and it was just hanging out. It's tough. It's a tough business. They gave him Catavan. Thanks, everybody. No, thank you very much. I know we all love horrible puns.

What an asshole. Alright, you guys. Let's get serious here. And play some games. Oh, wait. What'd you bring for the prize bag? Almost forgot that part.

What do you got, Steven? Well, I got a bunch of junk from my show. Love it. Just because, well, this is a flask. This is a wrap gift, so you can pretend you worked on the show. Oh, okay. Which season was this? Last season.

You didn't get one. You didn't get one. I didn't get one. Oh, I should have brought you one. That's all right. There's a hat from the show. Nice. Says you're the worst. Oh, there's a lunchbox from the show.

Oh, I got one of those. I got the lunchbox. Yeah, that's good. And then, wait, and then there's two DVDs. There's the Revenant. There's a bear in it. And Man of Steel. There's no bear in that

and then and then I was like for some reason I was embarrassed by my do you judge all movies by bear or no bear well that's how I

it's just how I organize them on my shelf please tell me the bear section is covered in fur. Like that scene in High Fidelity where he's like, I organized these biographically or whatever, and he's like, I organized all these records

by who had seen a bear last. Who's a bear? Who saw a bear most recently. And then I put $5 in it because I was feeling embarrassed because I found it in my car, and so I just threw it in there. Oh, okay. I'm just bribing you, Alicia.

Well, or whoever. You're assuming you're going to win? Yeah, no. Yeah. Probably not. All right, so thank you for bringing all of that stuff. That's great. Great contribution.

What do you got there, Matt Bronger? One thing. It's a great thing, though. This is my second album, Shovel Fighter, and there aren't a lot of these left, which is cool because it has... If I can get it. Oh, is there some sort of...

A calendar. Special thing inside? It's white vinyl. White vinyl. Which I love because the guy on the cover is like a 70s guy, and he's one of those guys who'd be like, white vinyl, sounds better. Like, no, it doesn't. No, it's like cooler.

Yeah, that guy's a dick. Look at him. What a douchebag. And how'd he get in the woods? That's where his songs are from. Yeah. But that's awesome No I mean that was

The inspiration for the cover Where you see those 70s albums With the guys in a beautiful suit Like in the middle of the woods Like was he airlifted He's not dusty at all How'd he get there

Oh yeah yeah Just pass that down To me there man Oh okay sorry That's alright We're supposed to believe You walked to this clearing Dan Fogelberg

You appeared there Glenn Campbell Don't lie to us Glenn Campbell Might have't lie to us. Glenn Campbell might have wandered. Okay, Jeff. By the time he gets to Phoenix, one person.

Thank you very much. What do you got, Jeff? I have a copy of my album. It's a guy. Look, it's me eating hot dogs. How did he get there? Maybe a helicopter. Right?

We don't know. It's a good record. Three of these bits are Matt, so it's a solid thing. I got a pen that says Jeff Tate's Mashed Podcasto, which I believe is the name of my podcast. And I have a shirt that's got my name like the dang old Strokes logo. That's cool. But it's a small, so

good luck with that other shirt and then this shirt. Hope you got some friends. Hey, I have a shirt party. Right, we have shirts for Jay and Silent Bob. All of that is going to be somebody's tonight, and the first game we're going to play

to help us determine a winner is a little something called Doing Lines with Mark. Doing Lines! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. Oh.

Man. Wow. Wow. Oscar nominations are out tomorrow. Wait, you think you're a lock for tomorrow? Okay.

I haven't seen it yet, but the reviews are good. What? Okay. But it was... I don't see it. But it was... I don't think that's how it works. But it was... You know, it was in limited release

in New York and LA to try to get Oscar buzz going. But I think it might be too little too late. I don't know. I don't know if we're gonna call it anymore or if we're all gonna fucking stand up and cry and cheer. little too late. I don't know. We're all going to be asleep when that happens, man. They announce it at 5.30 a.m. Pacific time.

Holy shit. That's a real time? It's a real time. You don't think maybe Deepwater Horizon is going to split that vote? Let's get nominated for both. I don't care. That's rather unprecedented, but maybe you'll get nominated for both. Yeah.

What else was I in last year? Fucking Daddy's Home. Let's nominate all these fucking movies. Daddy's Home was the year before, I think. Yeah, it came out at Christmas time. Christmas time of 2015, I think. My mom wanted to see it for some reason. Oh, maybe we got nominated

last year and I forgot about it. What's up, Jeff Tate? Hey, buddy. Dude, how you doing, Matt Bronger? Oh, hi. We've actually never met before. What's your name? Oh, Steven.

Hi. Oh, yeah, you the fucking... So you have the show You're the Worst? Yeah. Then how the hell have you not cast Donnie Wahlberg in this show?

Sick burn. In fact, why don't you just change the title to Donnie Wahlberg in this show? Sick burn. In fact, why don't you just change the title to Donnie Wahlberg? Everybody will get it. Should. Oh, man. I can't wait to hang that over his head. The one thing you were made for you can't even fucking get out.

Now finish cleaning the garage. Did you see that I thought you'd appreciate that people had signs at the Trump protests saying, shut the fuck up, Donnie? Fuck yeah, dude. I told them, I'm like, come by the house as soon as you guys are done. I'll feed all of you. Just walk around Donnie? Fuck yeah, dude. I told him, I'm like, come by the house as soon as you guys are done. I'll feed all of you. Just walk

around Donnie's room. But I will say this. I looked at him the other morning when he was cleaning the floor and I was like, Donnie, how does it feel to now you're just the second worst Donnie in this fucking country? Yeah. Things are looking up for Donnie Wahlberg.

We should make shirts that say the only Don that matters and it's for Donnie Wahlberg. We should make shirts that say the only Don that matters, and it's fucking Donnie Wahlberg. Oh, I like that. Let's do it. I wear shirts. All the proceeds go to anyone other than Donnie. Oh, I like spiteful communism like that, where you're like, fuck you, everyone gets some.

Yeah, everybody but one person. But one person one person yeah you want to do some lines i think the proceeds should go to vaccinations for children all right i'm into it let's do it because you know how his wife jenny oh yeah because she fucking she's a cuckoo yeah wait you say that like publicly about your brother's wife? Oh, yeah. You think it just stops at Donnie? My brother's fair game, but everybody else is off limits. You want to do some lines?

Yeah, yeah. Let's do some lines. So Mark's going to say a line. Man, Mark looks amazing. He's going to say a line. Man, Mark looks amazing. He's going to say a line from a motion picture, probably not one of his own, because we went through all of those. So majestic.

Just guess as often as you'd like. And we just guess them. First person to get it right. And he says something first before he says the line. Look good, feel good. You look good. Disregard this part. You feel good. Now here comes the line.

You died on Saturday morning. I had you buried under our tree. And I took your dad's house and I had that bulldozed. You died on Saturday morning and I had you buried under our tree is this poorly written are you starting over I took your dad's house and I had a bulldozed guess what dude you died on Saturday what's this from? You guys don't know? Wait, I think I've seen it. I don't know either.

I had you buried under a tree. Does it live by night? I thought the same. That'd be a little soon. I took your dad's house and I had a bulldoze. Hey, guess what, motherfucker? Saturday morning,

you died, dude. Flatliners. And I took your body, and I dug it into our fucking tree. What tree? Patriot's Day. At your dad's house. Is it Patriot's Day? I had it bulldozed.

I think she knows what it is. Do not answer. Don't say it from the audience. Put your hand in the air if you know what it is, though. Oh, yes. Make them feel bad. People know it. Of course they do.

But give us a different line from them. Okay, you ready? Yeah. I'm going to continue that fucking line. Oh, yes. Make them feel bad. People know it. Of course they do. But give us a different line from them. Okay, you ready? Yeah. I'm going to continue that fucking line. Oh, good. Oh, you could have done that earlier. Maybe it's a giveaway. Unless I'm doing Days Confused.

You only got 17 more fucking lines to go through. Ready? Here we go. I'm going to feel good. You died on Saturday What? And I had you buried Under a tree Yeah okay

In your dad's house Oh I took it And had it bulldozed Okay Mama always said Uh huh Dying was part of life

Oh But I sure wish it wasn't Forrest Gump It is fucking forrest g. Forrest Gump. It is fucking Forrest Gump. Sorry. Way to go, Matt Pronger. You did it. Way to fucking go, dude.

Way to fucking go, dude. So the person who dies is that lady who has AIDS. Yeah, that fucking Playboy actress girl. Yeah, she had like invented AIDS or whatever. Dude, she went on to be like the president or something. You just delivered the line so badass it was like a threat. I know, right like invented AIDS or whatever. Dude, she went on to be like the president or something. You just delivered the line so badass it was like a threat. I know, right? It sounded like you were like,

you died. Like you're not dead, but let me tell you right now, you're already under that tree. And a bulldozer, father's fucking house. Sometimes I look people in the eye and I tell them how much they mean to me and then I fucking punch them. You could have been like, I miss you, Jenny. Boom. I miss you. Right? And I'd have been like Jesus. Now take a boot. Yep. I mean, I miss you Jenny boom I miss you

right and I'd have been like Jesus now take a boot I mean I would never do I would never do that but you never fucking know alright Doug

that was great hey good job can I tell everybody something real quick you still doing your stage show fucking A dude

we're doing the Wahlberg solution this fucking weekend Friday night Saturday night SF Sketch Fest and guess this shit first one I ever did this motherfucker was on it right here Fucking A, dude. We're doing the Wahlberg solution this fucking weekend, Friday night, Saturday night, SF Sketch Fest. And guess this shit.

First one I ever did, this motherfucker was on it right here, Matthew Bronger. The next one I do, the next one I do, this motherfucker's gonna be on it Friday night, SF Sketch Fest with Jeff Tate. Steve,

we'll do one at your house. You just fucking name the time. Put Donnie on your show. It's a fair fucking trade. All right. I'mnie on your show. It's a fair fucking trade. All right. I'm going to go do laps. All right. See you later.

Wait. So when does that happen in Forrest Gump? Those are the last words of the movie. Oh, really? I don't know. Yeah, he's talking to Jenny. At a gravestone? Yeah.

He's just describing, so that was Forrest Gump talking? Mm-hmm. Forrest Gump was always really pragmatic. He would just say exactly what happened. You know, when you just say it like that, it sounds like a threat. I bulldozed your house, or your dad's house. You're done in this town. Did Mark take off?

Is Mark still here? Mark, get out here. Because you really... You really... What's up, dude? Jeff, I got to borrow your mic. Deal with it. You really... You really sold... dude? Jeff, I gotta borrow your mic. Deal with it. You really...

You really sold... Stop trying to act like Mark. You delivered the lines of Forrest Gump like how Mark Wahlberg would say them. Yeah, what other fucking way is there? But you didn't Forrest Gump it up at all. How would you fucking do that? Well, you...

Try to sound like Forrest Gump. The only thing I have in common with Forrest Gump is fucking strong cardio. That is it. And you can't get AIDS by fucking. This is why I took his microphone away. Yeah, I'm glad he didn't I'm glad no one got to hear that do you want me to try it?

no really quick I'd like to hear I'd like to hear Mark Wahlberg saying one of the more iconic lines from the film I think you know which ones I mean give us another one I'm not a smart man I think you know which ones I mean. Like, give us another one. Okay.

I'm not a smart man. But I know what love is. I'm not a smart man. Oh, Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump. It is fucking Forrest Gump. That's Forrest Gump. Thank you. Mark Wahlberg, everybody. Yay.

Exquisite. I like how you romanced that one up. Life is like a box of chocolates. All right. So Matt Bronger won that first game. So that means you get to go first in this next game. I'm very excited to announce it's a Last Man Stanton tournament.

We're playing to two points. First one of you guys to get to two points is the winner. But I play along as well. We'll get a name from somebody in the audience. And we'll take turns naming movies that person's been in. If you can't think of one, you're out. But you can go to your lifeline once each round. And your lifeline is the person

whose name tag you chose. So at any point you can go to them and go, give me an answer. And then they're going to say, sorry. You're F'd. I can't help you. Yeah, something like that.

And then first person out in each round gets to select the name of the actor or actress in the next round, so you can get really strategic. I like to go James Whitmore. Shut everybody down. There's a gentleman in the audience

who reached out to me on Twitter. Several people did. Sorry, you can't pick everybody. But is Slurmcastpod here? Yes. What is Slurmcastpod? It's a podcast about Futurama. A podcast about Futurama.

Futurama. So I'm sorry for my ignorance, but Slurm is a word used in Futurama? All over the place in Futurama. It's like a product name or something? It's a tasty beverage called slurm. It comes out of a worm's butt. It comes out of a worm's butt, hence the name slurm. It's from the slot of a worm and so the podcast is entirely about Futurama episode by episode you talk about each one and you got a lot of listeners? Uh. Ah.

Maybe in the future. Um. It's a good amount. It's a good amount. Good for you. We've gotten some nice attention. There's a lot of niche stuff out there, yeah. Yeah. Is there a You're the Worst podcast yet?

I don't think so, no. There should be one where they recap You're the Worst. I've said that to podcasts before, though. You are the worst podcast. I'm just kidding. Why am I listening to this? That's what I... Anyway.

I thought we were playing a game. Thanks, Jeff. So Slurmcast Pod is going to suggest a name for the first round tonight. What do you want? Halle Berry. The crowd's not that into it. Oh, they're into it.

I'm all right with Halle Berry. I could go a few rounds of Halle Berry. She's an interesting one, though. All right, so we'll start with you, Matt, and then we'll go to Jeff, and then me, and then Steven. Name a Halle Berry movie. Boomerang.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That was that much of a deep cut? It's one of my favorite Australian films. Yeah. Eddie Murphy's like

you call that a boomerang Jeff Swordfish oh yeah that's where we gotta see them tits so I'll just keep the Halle Berry tits theme going say monsters ball So I'll just keep the Halle Berry tits theme going.

Say monster's ball. Catwoman? Yeah. Jungle fever. All right. You don't have to tell us your personal issues. Don't remember? That was just my fantasy.

I'm a total creep. I want to fuck her. It's not a movie, man. Come on, dude. You haven't seen that? I'm sorry. I have eloquent Tourette's. I called English Is that what you mean?

You're up next Jeff You old fuck She is in The Last Boy Scout Good one Yeah I was excited I was going to use that one She is in The Last Boy Scout. Mm-hmm. Oh, good one. Yeah. I was excited. I was going to use that one.

So I'm going to have to go with... The Flintstones. Wow. Isn't she in that X-Men movie? Yeah but you gotta know which one And what the fuck they're called Oh But The first one was just X-Men

Yeah I think you're I think you're in good shape there It's a cop out but X2 He's going X-Man. You go X2. I'm going to say X-Man 3, The Last Stand. Said the whole thing. Good job.

Yeah, that was a really good job. Thank you. I'm going to go a different way with this. I'm going to say Gothica. Wow. Oh, shit. Oh, my. gonna say gothica oh shit oh my oh shit what is that that vincent d'onofrio um it's uh didn't uh robert downey jr who's very vincent dOnofrio-esque. Sure. I'm going to say... Do you want to go to your lifeline?

No. You got another one? I'm going to say Good Hair. Oh. That Chris Rock movie about hair? She shows up? Totally guessing. No.

It's a hair movie about black women that Chris Rock made. So you're guessing Halle Berry's in it just based on that? I mean, everything he said checks out. Tactics. And it turns out all these white people in the back of a comic book store in West Hollywood aren't really challenging him on it either.

Everyone here is afraid to be like, she wasn't in Boomerang because maybe she was, maybe she wasn't. None of us know. Alright, so you're out. I mean, she might be in good hair. She might be, but I don't know. That's the tricky one.

But you get to pick the name we do in the next round, so think about it. Strategize. Pick somebody. You're the only one that knows what movies they've been in. Have you been in any movies? Because you can say your own name. Matt. Matt Halle Berry

oh we're still going yeah oh I thought I thought stopped after someone dropped out no no well I I know the movie

and I know I'm gonna I'm gonna butcher the title and this might I might use your lifeline yeah why not Betty Dine of betty dine of the day nice good one in the pocket nice work thank you wait who's hallie berry Halle Berry. She was in that one.

She was in a movie called Perfect Stranger with Bruce Willis. Corporate intrigue. It was like Disclosure, but for the new millennium, and no one saw it. Which, between Willis and her, who played Balky Balkatonimus? Bruce Willis.

Bruce Willis played Balky and just kept walking around going, uh, hey, ain't you Halle Berry? Ain't you that dude Halle Berry? I'm just gonna have to believe you on this one, Jeff. And I'm gonna go with a movie that I think she was in

and you guys can tell me I'm wrong fuck she wasn't in that god damn it there's one artsy movie she was in I don't want to give too much away but I can't think of a title of it so instead I'm going to go with

X-Men Apocalypse. No, she doesn't show up in that. All right, I'm out. Matt? BAPS. Yeah! What? BAPS?

It took me forever to get it, but I found it. Black American Princesses. Is that the one you were thinking of? No, that was another one. Oh, shit. So you got another one? I don't know if I have the title Black American Princesses. Is that the one you were thinking of? No, that was another one. Oh, shit. So you got another one? I don't know if I have the title right.

All right. I'm going to say X-Men Days of Future Past. Oh, there you go. That's what I should have said. And, uh, god damn it. Matt, you can do it. I know. What's it called?

Motherfucker. She was in that. I would pay to see her in Motherfucker. Oh, Motherfucker. Halle Berry is Motherfucker. It's driving me crazy. I'm just going to say, was it... Just try it, yeah.

Was it Bulward? What was that one? Oh! I know I got it wrong. You're out, Jeff. Jeff got it, but it's like I had to say it. What is it? You're out, Jeff.

It's Bulworth. Thank you. See, I'd rather lose and find out what it was. It was driving me absolutely insane. Yeah, fucking Bullworth. That's a strong one, yeah. You got any more, Jeff? I'm going to get you, sucker.

Was she in that? I don't know. I think she was in that. I think that was her film debut. But she was in something like... That's how Chris Rock met her and then put her in that hair thing. Checks out. Well, it's that one, Things We Did By The Fire and then put her in that hair thing.

What's that one, Things We Did By The Fire? Or Things We Lost By The Fire? Things We Threw In The Fire? Things We Threw On The Fire? What happened to fire? Fire, fire, fire? It's what she did with her house when she realized she was fucking Billy Bob Thornton in that other movie, right?

Is that who she fucked in that movie? Yeah, settle down, Jeff. In that other movie, right? Is that who she fucked in that movie? Yeah, settle down, Jeff. Billy Bob's a national treasure. All right, so what other Halle Berry's did we miss? Cloud Atlas.

Cloud fucking Atlas. Of course, The Call, where she was the phone operator. The Call was great. Movie 43. Everyone forgot about that. Always and forever. Race the Sun. Race the Sun.

Wow. Oh, okay. Love that movie. Solar what? Solar powered car race. Solar powered car race? That's what Race the Sun was. He's just explaining. Oh.

If there isn't a movie called Solar Power Car Race, start that one. She's also in Solar Power Car Race movie show. It was written by her five-year-old son. She's in Choo Choo movie. She's in Hanging with Metal Claw in the house with bald head listening brain. You're good at improv. All right. I'm okay. I're good at improv. I'm okay.

I enjoy it the most. Alright, so that means Jeff's on the board. Jeff's got one point. We're gunning towards two points. I guess we see who really wants to fuck her now, Matt. Wait.

Steven gets to pick for the next round. Steven gets to pick for the next round. He gets to decide what actor or actress. Director, if you want to get real esoteric. I'm going to pick a fella named John Hawks.

Oh, I like that dude. Okay. Who is that? Jeff Tate's not afraid. I'm going to go ahead. Oh, John Hawks. Strategize. He was the guy who played.

I'm not going to tell you. But you might figure it out by context because we're going to start. Okay. Okay. We're going to start with Steve and then Stephen's going to go first. Oh, I don't know any. And then me. You do so.

Perfect Storm. And then me. You do so. Perfect Storm. The Perfect Storm. Someone made a fart mouth. Did that help you? Not at all. Over that one. All right. Not only was he in The Perfect Storm.

He's had another name for George Clooney. Yeah, George Clooney was tired of being famous, so he changed. I could see it. It's got plenty of dough i'm sure um wait it's my turn it's my turn okay i'll stop talking i thought it was mine no we switched the order around okay it's crazy But I'm trying to think of a fucking, he's like such a good chameleon actor, and now I'm completely blanking on other shit that he's been in. I want to say that he's in Winter's Bone. Yeah?

Yeah, okay. Okay. That was a close one. All right. Jeff is fired up for this one. Too late. Too late, yeah. Really cool film noir with long takes.

With long... Long takes. Five long takes comprise the entire movie. Too late. He's bound and down. Now. I know it's a show.

I'm kidding. Right, but you figured out who he is. Yes, thank God. But now I can't remember what he's been in.

Yeah, he's in Eastbound and Down and. Hurry up and trucking. Oh man. We're going to do what they say. But if you're the first one out,

you're going to pick the person next round Yeah I mean I can't think of anything else Strategically it'll work out for you But you can also try your lifeline I can do the second round too? Yeah every round

You get the lifeline once Betty do you have anything? If you don't I understand Yeah it's cool Betty Huh? Taken? You think he's in Taken? Taken?

No nobody's I don't think he's in Taken Nobody's Taken yet There's a guy that looks like him That's on Liam's team that I think you're thinking of but yeah

good guess yeah similar so I'm out maybe kind of guy Steven from Dusk Till Dawn

he's in that damn yeah yeah holy shit wow yeah he runs the liquor store

at the beginning he's the clerk. That's good stuff. I think I should win a fucking Academy Award for how cool I was. That is good. You're talking about yourself for remembering that.

Then they set him on fire. It's a cool movie. Take the kids. Just for the sake of time, I'm gonna tap, because I could sit here and think forever and still maybe not come up with one. Okay. Jeff? Life of Crime?

Oh, why wouldn't I think of that one? Everest. Oh, nice. Does not make it back down. He's in the first half. Rush hour. What? Yeah. Okay. You guys know you're fucking John Hawks. Rush Hour what yeah okay

he sells you guys know you're fucking John Hawks yeah Chris Tucker that's pretty good yeah

he's in a movie only I know because I'm in it Harold Buttleman Daredevil Stuntman oh see I asked you if you were in any movies

and you looked at me like I was being weird I thought you were just giving me food for thought oh no that was my thinking face you if you were in any movies and you looked at me like I was being weird. I thought you were just giving me food for thought. Oh. No, that was my thinking face.

Please don't lose this round and pick yourself. Well, we already know one answer. Buttleman. That's it. What's it called again? Harold Buttleman, Daredevil Stuntman. Okay. That's cool. Jeff? Cold Mountain. Lifeline, I mean.

I said Lifeline. I said I would like to use my Lifeline, Brett. You do have one? I think Cold Mountain was good, though, wasn't it? No? Okay. He says he wants his Lifeline. What's your Lifeline? What's your lifeline say?

Martha Marcy May Marlene. Martha Marcy May Marlene. Nice pull. Thanks, Brad. Even said it all right. I could never get that title right. Wow. I'm trying to write it down.

I can't get it right. Do you have any more there, Stephen? Yeah, I may have the title wrong. It may be right. He played a jazz pianist last year with one of them little blonde sisters. He was like a drug guy. I think it was called The Sweet Lowdown.

Whoa. It's a Sundance movie. The Sweet Lowdown with Elle Fanning. He's a druggie. It's too many details For me to say no Like you're really You're really selling it It's a good lie If it was

Yeah right I'm gonna I'm gonna tap So that I'm out What? I'm gonna say I'm out He's tapping

I'm tapping out On John Hawks You didn't go to your Lifeline yet? I just did He did before, that's right. So Stephen wins that round? Yeah!

Yeah! That's the secret. You just gotta be in a movie nobody's heard of. Never helped me. Yeah. in a movie nobody's heard of. Never helped me. Yeah.

So, Matt, you get to pick the next one. Okay. It's your chance to get on the board with something challenging for the other players. Okay. Let's go weird. Yafet Kodo. Whoa. Why not?

Why not indeed. Yafet Koto. And so we'll start with Matt, but then which way were you going last time? It would be to me. Okay. Yeah. Go, Matt. Yafet Koto.

Live and let die. Mm-hmm. Live and Let Die. Mm-hmm. Live and Let Die. You didn't say the one I knew. Midnight Run. Midnight Run. All right, Jeff. I'm going to go with Alien. Yeah, the first Alien features the great Yafit Kodo.

In the Heat of the night. Really? I think so. I think he was in the TV show version. Oh, he was only in the TV show? Oh, shit. Am I crazy? I mean, I looked.

I recently saw. But it might be totally wrong. No, I'd be wrong. I don't feel confident enough about it to challenge anyone. But I don't feel confident enough to challenge myself. So what do you want me to do I'll sit out since we're not sure wait use your life your lifeline I'll use my lifeline your lifeline is not gonna know shit but let's see oh come on Freddie's dead the final nightmare has yeah nice thank you my one single person Freddy's Dead, The Final Nightmare. Freddy's Dead, The Final Nightmare? Has Yafit Khodo in it?

Yeah. Nice. Thank you, my one single person who answered. Freddy's Dead. Okay. That's what I said. You say so. Well, the three I had, you guys all took.

So now I'm brainstorming. That's where the strategy part of it comes in. You needed to be the one that knows the most. Yeah. Yafet Koto. I like saying Yafet Koto out loud. Yafet Koto. Feels good.

Oh, man, I would have picked Abba Babatunde. That's even better. That's a good name to say. Oh, man, I would have picked Abba Babatunde. That's even better. That's a good name to say. Betty, anything? The 1967 Desperado. She says 1967 Desperado? Desperado. What does that mean?

Why do you know what year it was? So we don't get it confused with 1996. Mel Gibson, Desperado, or whatever that other one is. Or the Eagles song. Mel Gibson, Desperado? You mean it wasn't the Antonio Banderas, Desperado? Yes. Same guy, basically.

How did you get... Yeah. One's just Latin. How did you get Antonio Banderas and Mel Gibson confused, but you know who Yafit Kodo is? I respect that more. I respect knowing Yafit Kodo is. I respect that more. I respect knowing Yafit Kodo and mixing up those two.

She mixes up her super handsome guys. She had the year and everything. Alright, Desperado. Wow, good point. Brad, I'm not going to, but do you know who Yafit Kodo is? Yeah, but I just can't. Well, I mean, you got a minute

because I got one. Okay, I just can't. Well, I mean, you got a minute, because I got one. Okay, he's got one. Truck Turner. Yeah. Truck Turner? Starring Isaac Hayes. I found out about that movie from the show. Oh, cute. Chris Cubis talked about it, so I ordered off Amazon.

It's fucking dope. Isaac Hayes is in it, and Yafit Kodo. It's fucking cool as shit. All right. Let me pull out a Yafit Kodo it's fucking cool as shit alright let me pull out a Yafit Kodo out of my ass I think he played Idi Amin

in a TV movie so that doesn't count oh man he was in I'm out there's a movie about a black gay man I don't know why I had to make him black he's a very versatile actor but

pretty sure I'm pretty sure you had nothing to do with why Yafit Kodo is black alright I'm out on Yafit Kodo I'm not sure you had nothing to do with why Yafet Kodo's black. All right, I'm out on Yafet Kodo. I'm not thinking of Bill Duke, but is he in Predator? No. As a cop? I don't think so.

Bill Duke, yeah. Yeah, I don't have anything, but I just want to say he's the only guy that ever cut off James Bond doing his Bond, James Bond. Or Roger Moore goes, you know, good evening, my name's Bond, James, and Yafet Kodo just cuts him off and goes, name's a tombstone, sucker. Take this honky outside and waste him. And it was amazing. So I'm out on that.

Yeah, Yafet Kodo's pretty cool. He's badass. And I was watching The Equalizer the other day, and when Denzel Washington calls the FBI after making that dude from Stranger Things tie up all the money, he calls the FBI and asks for Agent Mosley, and I was like, oh, fuck, Agent Mosley.

I guess all you guys are named Agent Mosley. Right? That's from Midnight Run. Everybody here is 11. Agent Mosley. Right? That's from Midnight Run. Everybody here is 11.

The best moment in that movie is when he's on the plane, De Niro, and he's cutting the, making the fake ID. He puts his face on and shows it to the little kids sitting next to him.

The little kid's like, yeah, it looks good. Yeah, I'd buy that. Oh, you seen a lot of FBI identification cards? Fucking 10-year-old? That kid should have a flight attendant making sure that that creepy Robert De Niro guy

is not fucking with him. Jeff Tate is our winner, everybody. Jeff Tate! You did it, dude. Where's Brad at? Brad. Brad. Hooray.

There you go, yeah. Here, you get that. This one, too. Congratulations. You got it. Have a good night, Brad. Sorry. We know which shirt he's going to get.

He's the same size as me. I'm not making fun of him. He's super handsome. He looks just like me. Who wants the small shirt? Oh, yeah. Who wants the small shirt? Just kidding, a friend of mine. Oh, okay.

He just remembered he has a child. I take it back. A friend of mine's going to wear it. Jeff, what do you got to plug, my friend? February 17th and 18th, I'm in Appleton, Wisconsin at the Skyline Comedy Cafe. And April 2nd, I'm at the Whatever Fest in Houston.

Yeah. Yeah. And Friday night in San Francisco. Oh, yeah, Friday night in San Francisco. Oh, yeah, Friday night in San Francisco with the Wahlberg solution. The Wahlberg solution. Yeah, I hope you guys solve some things. Oh, for sure.

Friday night, sfsketchfest.com. Matt Bronger. When's this go up? Tomorrow-ish. All right, cool. Go see me in Comedy Works In Denver This weekend Today And next weekend

I'll be at Vermont Comedy Club In Burlington, Vermont Go to mattbronger.com See if I'm coming to you You're kind of on A warm weather tour I'm on my

Enraged to be married tour Oh okay Because I'm getting married In November Oh congratulations Thanks And I'm mad about it. No.

I just feel like everybody right now is really fucking mad and it's a hellish world that's on fire and I'm getting married in the middle of it. Probably the worst time too

but like what the hell, you know? Yeah. All right. Yeah, now that Trump is in and it'll... Never mind. Why'd you say his name?

Now he's here. Hey, Mr. President. I'm a big dumb guy. How'd you get my mic? Why'd you get me your mic? I'm a stupid dick. Can I grab your pussy, Matt? I'm the president.

Get it? Stephen Fox, You're the Worst, next season. Start shooting summertime. Yeah, but you can watch the other seasons on... Yeah, where does it all live right now? Well, it's on... Season one and two of You're the Worst is on Hulu. And then season three and the other ones are on like

Apple TV and all that shit you can pay for or you can just steal it I don't really care and and and I have a really dumb

comedy group called Film Pigs at filmpigs.com we do dumb sketches you were on you did it once I was a guest on there once yeah

really really dumb shit and here's the question everybody's dying to know the answer to is the doug benson character gonna return on you're the worst you mean doug benson ceo of db industry yeah i mean you didn't you didn't kill him off or anything so yeah you left his storyline open ended no we got a lot of letters about closure for you. A lot of OCD people can't figure out, can't live without knowing what happens to Doug Benson. Yeah, I think that's a

distinct possibility. I'm just spitballing here, but can't there be somebody that walks by and goes, ain't you Doug Benson? I think that guy should be played by Jeff Tate. I'm just throwing that out there. Listen, if you do a good job and we do a good job, it'll be cool. Jesus Christ.

Thanks again to all of my guests, Jeff Tate, Matt Bronger, Stephen Fong. Stronger, Stephen Fogg. You know, douglasmovies.com. You know what to do there. And thanks for being here, you guys. And as always, Donald Trump is a shithead.

Where's Betty at? Who's John Chapman? That's you? You're a shithead. Shithead.