Doug Loves Movies - Geoff Tate, Trey Galyon and Scott Neighbors guest

Episode Date: September 9, 2018

Live from the Alamo Drafthouse in Kansas City, Doug welcomes Geoff Tate, Trey Galyon and Scott Neighbors to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, have you guys ever seen water bowling? Buzzer Hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. Hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies This is Doug Loves Movies

Coming to you once again I believe for the second time From the Alamo Draft House On Main Street in Kansas City, Missouri Oh yeah, we're doing it you guys Missouri oh yeah we're doing it you guys that was so much fun coming on starting the show like right after trailers

in an actual movie theater and as soon as that last trailer was over I was already doing that thing of like you know how when the movie's over and you're like what trailers did I see before the movie? You know, they show a good amount here at the Alamo. They show like three.

Some theaters now like show eight or nine before every movie. And it's too much. So if you're listening, stop it. It's Saturday, September 8th, 2018. And we are here at one of my favorite places to see a movie. And I would also like to see some name tags oh boy okay it's official there's plenty of them lots of good ones a pinata of my face so that's gonna be hard to beat but uh but But I do see we have lots of good ones.

And we got Gross Point Drake. He's way back there, but I can still read it. Thank you for bringing all those, you guys. And good luck, of course, to everyone. One of you. Three of you. I got plans for three of you. Doug Plugs.

This Tuesday, Doug Loves Movies is back in LA at the UCB Theater on Franklin Avenue at 9.30 p.m. Follow my tweets or listen to Douglas Minis to get deets about a free show in Austin, Texas during Fantastic Fest. Oh, and Douglas Movies is back at the Improv in San Jose one week from today, Saturday,

September 15th. And that's at 420. Just like this show today. Thanks for coming inside today. It's been raining all weekend, then it got really nice right now. So you guys are missing some nice weather to sit in a movie theater and not

watch a movie. For all of my upcoming show dates and ticketing links, go to DougLovesMovies.com This is in from the corrections department. The movie I saw on HBO with Amy Adams that Amy Miller thought might be the TV series Sharp Objects from HBO is in fact the TV series Sharp Objects. And I'm an idiot. There's no reason to be insulting, Corrections Department.

As you can see, I've got a bag in my hand and it's full of items for someone here to win today. It's always tricky when traveling how much and what I can bring. So it's... My guests will probably bring some cool shit. I've got a sticker from the Accidental Comedy Festival, a Doug Loves Movies T-shirt,

a Doug Loves Movies sticker, a fun bag somebody gave me at that comedy festival. I was just in San Diego for a couple days. That's where I'm from. So I grabbed a copy of San Diego Magazine and a pen that says Copy Central. And that's a copy making place,

a copy place in Traverse City, Michigan. So all of that, if you can believe it, plus stuff brought by my guests. But guess what? I've got two guests here with me in Kansas City. So the third guest has to be one of y'all. So if you would like to come up on stage and compete against two other people to be a full-time, full-show guest up here today in Kansas City, raise up your name tag, please. Yeah, shy people, sit this one out. Reptiles sit on a rock. Reptiles sit on a rock. Okay, so that Burt Reynolds tribute poster,

I saw that today on Twitter, where you've changed Sally Field to Sam Levine, and it's absolutely brilliant, but I cannot choose you. One of the guests may choose you later, but I can't choose you right now because I can't get that Sam Levine, Sally Field thing out of my head. I mean, Burt Reynolds just died and you're already teaming him up with Sam Levine? It doesn't seem right.

But I got to get the piñata has to come down here because it's the piñata of my face. And there's no way I can disregard that, even though he's a frequent visitor to the show in many different cities. Many cities, would you say? Three or four? Four. Four different cities.

All right, take a seat wherever you like. Let me get two more people that, again, not shy, willing to come down here. Also, is that a pinata too? A pinata of what? Not my face. It's a pinata of an angelfish. You know what? I wish there were three pinatas here today.

Because those would be the three players. Come on down, ma'am. And I apologize for calling you ma'am. That's rude. All right. What else have we got? Who else have we got to choose from? You know what? Just because, front row, how long ago did you buy your tickets?

Day they went on sale. That's what I'm talking about. Would you join us? Thank you very much. I knew if he was in the front row, he had to get on it. Nobody wants to sit in the front row when it's actual movie playing. It's always people sit in the back towards to the front. But at my show, there's empty seats in the back because that's those people back there. Their name tags aren't going to get chosen. Am I right, Drake?

Am I right, Drake? You're right. All right, let's talk to him individually. Nate is here with his Doug Face pinata. And can I hold it for a second? Yeah, please. There you go. Use your microphone voice to say hi to everybody, Nate.

Hey, everybody. And, oh, this is a weird thing you put on here to hold it. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. In case you want to break it later, it's ready to go. Seems stable. I definitely want to break it later it's ready to go seems stable i definitely want to break it later it seems really tough though like you really have to kick it pretty hard you know you smashed all my clay name tags in the past and i figure you can handle paper mache at this yeah i think so but uh also it sounds like there's some like heavy items in here you got to break it open to find out. Okay. Well, we'll do that maybe a little later in the show, time permitting.

And here you go. Thank you. You can just put it down on the ground, I guess, for now. And then the lady with the angel fish is Trish called Wanda. Yes, hello. Yes, show everybody your amazing work. Yeah, let the whole audience see.

It's amazing. Oh, no. Hold on. Well, listen to them go crazy when they see it. I might Can you hold that for me Yeah okay Thank you Well this is Wow this is a complicated

There you go Look at that Yes That's pretty nice Oh she's leaking glow sticks Sorry What's that She's leaking glow sticks

Oh that's That happens to ladies sometimes That's okay Does it happen to ladies sometimes And what's What's inside that one? Well, it used to be glow sticks, but now those are on the ground. But animal crackers, there's some candy in there.

There's, like, little spider rings. There's eyeballs. All kinds of stuff. Oh, everything you need for a fun weekend. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. And who's that third gentleman down there? What's your name, sir?

Scott. Scott. And yours is Scott Magnolias. And you've been here, you've seen me before, obviously, because I'm on the poster as one of the ladies from Steel Magnolias. And I've also signed it just above my head. Yes. You are Sally Field. So we've met before. Oh, I'm Sally Field. Yes. Isn't that interesting? I turned down the Sam Levine Sally Field. met before. Oh, I'm Sally Field. Isn't that interesting? I turned down the Sam Levine Sally Field. And Scott, I didn't ask anybody else this, but what do you do for a living?

I work at Sam's Club. Sam's Club. Yes. All right. And Trish, what do you do? I do quality assurance for an insurance company. Oh, I was so hoping it was for a pinata company. Next. And Nate, what are you doing?

I'm a bartender at a craft beer bar in Columbia, Missouri. Yeah, Columbia. They used to have a club there that's no longer there, so I haven't been able to play there. But I do like it, and shout out to the people there. And, of course, it's 90 minutes from here, right? Give or take two hours. All right, let's not get...

You're right. Don't forget to use your microphone voice, Nate. Don't just talk to me like we're outside smoking weed like we were earlier. Oh, is that... Can you get in trouble at a bar? No. Hey, bartender, you're fired for smoking drugs.

Fuck. All right, so what we're going to do is we're going to play a game of Last Man Stanton to determine which of these three people on the stage gets to stay for the entire show. I picked an audience member to help us out with a suggestion. Where is Wicked Mofofo oh right up front very excited you got a name tag yeah okay cool i was gonna say why don't you have a name tag but you do it's just small and not chosen yeah all right but we chose you one way or the other uh wicked mofo what's your actual name jason okay jason okay, Jason. You get to tell us, or them, I should say,

because I'm not going to play on this one. This is to determine who gets to stay. Who are we going to play with the last man's tent? The great Burt Reynolds. Rest in peace. First thing Nate said was shit. He's a little before your time? A little bit.

Yeah, okay. Well, that happens to people, but, you know, did you read a fucking obituary? Yeah. So they probably mentioned a movie or two in there. Sure. Okay, so let's go ahead and start with Trish,

and then we'll go to Scott, and then you, Nate, so that gives you plenty of time to think. Oh, you've got one? Well, so that gives you plenty of time to think. Okay. Oh, you've got one? Well, I hope the other two don't say it. Me too. You know, your lifeline is you, so good luck with that.

Shit. I'm going to go ahead and say Smokey and the Bandit. Of course! Smokey and the Bandit. But that's, you know, that leads to other names, I would think. Scott? I'm going to go the easy way and say Smokey the Bandit 2. Yeah, right?

It's so easy. Nate? Boogie Nights. You idiot. Oh, is there a third? You said Boogie Nights. Trish? Again.

Gare. Also dumb. Scott? Smokey and the Bandit 3. Uh-huh. Oh, I didn Bandit 3 I missed that one I'm sorry I don't mean to be so insulting but it was right there for you Nate you got anything else

besides me kicking the shit out of that pinata no man god damn it Archer what do you think will go that pinata? No. Man, goddammit. Archer? What do you think will go... What do you think will go through that pinata better,

a fist or a foot? Man, that's a good question. I think fist. Yeah, right? Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna punch it. Oh, deliverance. Yes!

Shit! You did it. That's it, though. Yeah, next time we come punch it. Oh, Deliverance. Yes! Shit! You did it. That's it, though. Yeah, next time we come around, we're not going to talk about your piñata until you think of something. No, keep doing it. Keep ramping up.

Trish? The Longest Yard. Mm-hmm. The original. Scott? Let's see how we can do here. Cannonball Run. Uh-huh.

Nate? That reminded me. I think he had at least a cameo in the Longest Yard Adam Sandler remake. Probably, yeah. Didn't remind you of anything else? Should it? Oh, goddammit! Yeah, I would have saved that one if I were you.

Trish? Was there Cannonball Run 2? Yeah. Okay. Sorry, Nate. Scott? Starting over. That's right. Nate?

Yeah, I think a fist would work great, but... Thank you so much for playing, dude. Let's hear it for Nate, everybody. Don't leave that here. You're not going to get picked. He's like, what if I get picked? I mean, I know the other guests. They know him.

Maybe they might pick you. That's a good point. He's won enough. Thank you, Nate. That's a great attitude. Yes. Yes. Let's hear it for nate trish was he in the best little whorehouse in texas he sure was okay number one customer scott sharky's machine yes directed by burt reynolds as well I think Trish is going to be in trouble here maybe I think I am going to be in trouble here maybe

Yeah I'm sorry That's okay I mean, you know, I wish they made a Sharky's Machine 2 I'm trying to think if he was in any like lady movies Any what? Any lady movies Well, Starting Over kind of was one

But yeah, he's in a few movies for the ladies. I know. So I'm trying, like, a Diane Keaton hit or something. But I think I'm out. All right. Thank you so much, Trish. Thanks. Do you want us to demolish your piñata as well?

Sure. Okay, then leave it there. We'll take care of that for you. You did it, Scott! You did it, Scott! You don't have anybody you'll get in trouble with at Sam's Club for coming and doing this, would you? Fuck them. Oh.

Wow. Good Scott. Okay, Scott. What is your last name, dude? Neighbors. Neighbors. I like it. All right, I'm going to write it in here into my script,

and then I'm going to introduce you. You can just stay there, though. You don't have to walk up all those stairs. Are you guys ready to meet our guests for this evening? Please give it up for Scott Neighbors, Trey Gallion, and Jeff Tate! Oh shit, it's happening.

Yeah, raise your hands up. Do you want to sit in Scott's seat, Jeff? I know you like to sit on the edge. So Scott, could you switch with Jeff and sit in the middle there? And let's say hello to these fellas individually, starting with this guy.

It's his first time on the show. He likes to wear a hat. And he says, Fuck Sam's Club Like your attitude man It's Scott Neighbors everybody How's it going dude? Good You feeling good about your win?

Uh Yeah Okay I sense a little You're a little sad about the passing of burt reynolds is that why it's a bittersweet victory yeah yeah a little yeah kind of hit me um of course he was in the end and the man who loved cat dancing and uh uh yeah right yeah uh white light another lady oh he was in a musical called Long Last Love What's that Jeff? White Lightning

White Lightning Wait I thought that was Yeah you're right What was the movie With lightning With lightning And the title That Richard Pryor was in?

Black Lightning Grease Lightning Not Black Lightning Who said that? Scott Scott said it Let's also say hello Black Lightning. Grease Lightning. Not Black Lightning. Who said that? Scott. Scott said it. Let's also say hello to, joining us again,

he was on the last Douglas movies, the last time I was in Kansas City, and he's back. It's Trey Gallion, everybody. Hey, what's up, Kansas City? Go Chiefs? Okay, that works. Hey, man, I'm an Andy Reid guy. I don't know if you know that before Kansas City,

he coached the world champion Philadelphia Eagles. Wait, what do you mean before Kansas City? So he wasn't Philadelphia's coach when they became world champions? No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, okay. He just got them almost there. He coached them a couple of times. They didn't. Right.

And then one of his underlings took over and took them to the Super Bowl and won. And so now they've got him here. Huh? Andy Reid's here. Andy Reid is here. Yeah, so Kansas City's not going to win the Super Bowl. So they've got to wait a few years for the Super Bowl win. Right, right, right.

Then Doug Peterson will come here and then they'll win the Super Bowl Hey, at least you guys have a plan You're not the damn Lions? Is that the team that's terrible? I don't know, I don't watch football Tell the truth I'm on the side of brains Yeah, and you found some Terrific headwear

To hold your brains in Yeah It's Jeff Tate Tate, Tate, Tate Tate, Tate, Tate Tate, Tate, Tate Why thank you everybody It just sounds like Looting has started And people are chanting Take Take, take, take, take. Why, thank you, everybody.

It just sounds like looting has started and people are chanting take. Oh, man. I mean, that's not what it sounds like to me. Hey, Scott, I apologize to just bring this on you, but of course we have the prize bag. Do you happen to have anything in your possession that you could contribute? I've got a bag of Reese's peanut butter cups. No way.

Like at your seat over there? And some glow sticks. What? The ones from the ground that fell out of that pinata? No, I brought my own. You brought your own glow sticks? Wait, so two insane people brought piñatas

and one of the insane piñata people along with another audience member brought glow sticks? Is that a thing in Kansas City? Who else brought glow sticks? Kansas City is all glow sticks and piñatas, man. That's what they're all about here. Civic pride.

I love it. Okay, so where is that stuff? Is it at your seat? Yeah, let me get it. You want to grab it? Yeah, I like to tangibly, I like to hold it. That's like how Porky Pig would say it. Yeah. Tangibly, tangy Pig would say it. Yeah.

Attention, attention, attention. I hold it. Lovely miniatures. Reese's miniatures, like half eaten, which is the only way to give. I want one of those, too. And then some glow sticks, I assume, are in here. Yeah.

You want a glow stick, too, Trey? No, just a Reese's peanut butter cup. Okay. Actually, we should throw one of these into the crowd. That would be fun. Nobody brought donuts? Oh, girl's right here. All right, so that's going in the prize bag.

Jeff, what do you have? Oh, I brought a copy of my album, People Are What People Make Them. Yeah, there you go. One of these is in the prize bag and I got about 10 more in this pocket. You guys can, trades considered. I'll sell them to you for however much money

you wanna give me for them or however much weed you wanna give me for it. Yeah. Where do you stand on bartering money you want to give me for them or however much weed you want to give me for it yeah where do you stand on bartering for glow sticks and Reese's cups I mean I don't know how to break that like I'll give you like two tracks of this one of these albums for some glow sticks it's not worth the whole album to me that's's what I'm saying. Glow sticks. No. That's for the birds.

Thumbs down. That's for the birds. I don't know. I'm trying to talk Kansas. Kansas style. This ain't Kansas. You're right. You're right.

Okay. This is a city. Kansas is not here. It's right here here It's right here It's right there We're all the way one step over here Yeah like applaud If you live in Kansas You're not in Kansas anymore

If I could quote A famous movie called Citizen Kane Trey what do you got for the bag? All right, I've got the safety card from the E-170 on the flight down here because it's got the coveted wedgie baby picture. And those aren't in every card, so I grabbed that one, and me and Jeff signed it,

and then I have the Joy Division Grav Labs shirt with the bong on it. Yeah, I know, right? And then I have the Grav Labs rolling tray, which you mentioned before. I'm actually talking to them about making a rolling tray of me with my picture on it. Yeah, it'll be his face, and you roll your joints on it, and you say to people, that's my tray.

Would any of you guys buy that? If Grav Labs put out a rolling tray? That dude's shaking his head no. I'll pick a good picture, dude. It'll be dumb and silly. Still no? All right, that's fair. And then a Gra labs uh sherlock yeah right it's green and i meant to censor that but i guess oh right sherlock sorry that doesn't

reveal anything it's called a sherlock yeah and so that's it okay Good job. Thanks. Oh, Jeff has a white order card up. That means that he'd like to order something to drink here at the Alamo Drafthouse or something to eat. Or turn somebody in for fucking narc. Yeah, he might be mad at somebody for talking.

Apologize if you think I'm talking too much, Jeff. It's a little of both. It's an order. It's a great system they have here, and Jeff, hopefully someone will come grab that from you in a second. Oh, here we go. Here comes somebody. Look at this.

Thank you very much. Thank you. It's such a nice place here. I don't have time to write it down, Amber. Could you get me, please, another Tito's and soda? Trey, are you good? Amber, can I get another one, too? Yeah, I thought so.

Yeah, thank you. Oh, Scott, do you want anything? Boulevard wheat with an orange. Pro, dude. Pro move. Like, he didn't even ask whose tab is this going on. He was like, yeah, I want another fucking drink. I like your style, dude.

Oh, wait, I mean, it's all on Scott Neighbors. Seat 1117. Yeah. Is that your food? Yeah, it is. Oh, you ordered food? How hungry are you right now? Kind of hungry.

Can I have your pickle? Oh, cool. So you're about to of hungry. Can I have your pickle? Oh, cool. So you're about to get drunk. But I'm good. My friend Alex will probably end up eating it before the thing is over. You should see how hard he's eyeballing that shit. His buddy is big. He is a big guy.

I'd be worried, too. Alex has no idea who you are, Doug. What? No, it's true. He says it's not true, but I know who Alex is. He's the guy that's so big he's thrilled you're not sitting in that seat next to him anymore. He's got a little

room to stretch out. It's like when somebody gets called to first class and they're in the middle seat and you're in the aisle, you're like, yes. Take that guy away from me. Or it's even better when they get arrested. I got a question, as you know, Scott, if you listen to the show, that I ask all my guests.

I'm not going to ask you first. I'll go to Jeff. I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but what was the last movie you saw? Fallout. Mission Impossible Fallout again. That's the fourth time I've seen it. Is it good? I don't know yet.

An audience member just asked, and I have to say from now on, I'll do all the interviewing. But that was a great question. Yeah, yeah, that was the one you were expecting i didn't want to throw i didn't want to but i actually since then i did watch another movie what i streamed it on amazon it's called gleaming the cube holy christian sl Yes, it is. And the whole Bones Brigade. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, the Pizza Hut truck. Oh, my God.

That he solves a mystery. He gives himself a haircut. All these things are... It's great. Like, I've been trying to find it. I've been wanting to see it for, like, 15 years. And it's not in... You can get, like, a European copy of the DVD for, like, $100.

But then I'd have to also go to Europe. And it's not in you can get like a European copy of the DVD for like $100 But then then I have to have to also go to Europe. So it's like $100 and however much it costs to go to Europe Which is a lot for gleaming the cube, but now it's not Amazon Prime and you liked it. Oh, yeah It's fucking great. It's great. It's like you say things like should say, hey, everybody, I like everything. Hey, everybody, I like garbage. There's no reason to swear about it. I don't like good stuff generally, but this movie. It's like he skateboards out his frustrations. It's like Footloose, but with skateboarding. And a murder mystery.

Oh, so since skateboarding is not illegal, they had to put something that's illegal in there? Yeah, no one was telling them to stop skateboarding. They were just saying things like, it's not a good idea. Wear a helmet. You should be more careful. We frown upon skateboarding and really dislike murder.

Yeah, I just want to get the news out for this little indie film from 50 years ago, Gleaming the Cube. What's the name of one other actor in it besides Christian Slater? Oh, boom, this is going to blow your mind. Stephen Bauer. It didn't blow my mind, but... Wait, which part?

That he's in it or that you remember? That I remembered. Oh, okay. Well, he's great. He was in Scarface and... Yeah. And his... Scarface.. He was in Scarface. Yeah. And his... Scarface.

Some people call it Scarface. Scott, what was the last movie you saw? Last night I saw Barbarella. Okay, with us right here in this very theater. Absolutely. We were sitting in the front row, so you were probably a little further back. I was in the very back row.

What a trip that movie is. It was. And I got to say, Jeff Tate had the funniest line in the whole thing. Okay, well, enough about that. Trey, what was the last? Yeah, seriously. What was it, Scott? What did he say?

When Barbarella said, looking for Duran Duran, Jeff said, you may have seen him. He might be hungry, like the wolf. He did get an applause break, but it was an ill-deserved. In context, people went crazy. Yeah. It was well-timed, I'll say that. I probably delivered it impeccably.

My trademark stutter stops. It was a reference we all understood. Trey was good with his angel That didn't want to fly Oh that's right Oh thanks man I mean I thought the internet porn line was better But whatever

It didn't get an applause break We had fun though Yeah we did It's a weird movie It's a weird movie. It's a weird space movie. It's a movie that should be played in a bar with the sound off. Right, yeah. In a dive bar where you just look up every once in a while.

Yeah, you glance at it and go, oh, wow, she's little tiny dolls with sharp teeth are biting that sexy lady. Dolls with sharp teeth are biting that sexy lady. Yeah, I just kept thinking about the neighbor kid in Toy Story and all of his, you know, misfit toys put together. It was like a real-life recreation of that shit. It was weird. Weird. Was that the last movie you saw? No.

You've seen a movie since then? Totally. What one? It was Mission Impossible Fallout. Oh, right. We saw that yesterday afternoon, and then we saw Barbarilla last night. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

Wow, you can't even get these questions right. No, you know, look. I like weed. I don't blame it for anything, So I'm not going to blame that. OK, but fair enough. Yeah. So you're right. So Barbarella, I guess, technically.

Yeah. What do you think of the Mission Impossible fallout? It was funnier the second time around, for sure. I saw you fall out of your chair for real, man. Was it supposed to be funny? No. I mean, you kind of hope that at parts they realize how campy it's gonna be but it was just yeah there's some lines that are supposed to be funny I think for sure yeah and they and they pull it off for the most part yeah but again those were like

laughing it was one of those where we were laughing at parts where the rest of the theater was not laughing I just don't like movies where, and this is the Mission Impossible movies almost solely, it's solely their thing, but I just don't want to watch a movie where in any given scene someone's going to tear their face off and be somebody else. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Like, they can do that whenever they want, and they do it constantly, and it's like, okay, now I can't trust anything so why am i even bothering to watch i was so glad when they busted the face making machine in that bathroom scene and

you're like awesome we don't have to deal with another dumb mask yeah like that's fucking perfect there's a good way to get those out but they should have broken that machine permanently but the fight scene leading up to that was pretty good that was a pretty good fight scene yeah it was no no there's's amazing action in that movie. I'm just tired of the constant double crosses. Yeah. Like Ethan Hunt has been double crossed 80 times. Well, yeah, you can pick out each one.

And it's just like, why does he get out of bed in the morning? Yeah, we were like, that's not good. He'd wake up and look at the alarm clock. Are you telling me the truth? There's six. You can't handle the truth. Out of six out of six uh mission impossible movies he's only just like doing a mission once the rest of the time they're like

turned on him or he's fucked or he's gone rogue or disavowed or everyone's dead it's never just go do your shit like they should they should dis IMF. Yeah, and they clearly have no plan ever. He's like, we'll figure it out, the whole movie. Yeah, we'll figure it out. I love that IMF song though. Unbelievable. Oh, what the? That was the only movie that I liked Superman dude in though so far.

Henry Cavill is a good bad guy in it. Or good guy or whatever the fuck he's supposed to be. Double crosses all the time. Constant double cross. Anti-hero. Tom Cruise saves his life and then several scenes later he's like, sorry buddy, it's just business. Yeah, I totally kill you if they tell me to.

Yeah. No code. But I liked him. He was good in that. Fuck Superman. Stick with that character. I don't trust anybody that does everything their boss tells them to do. Right. I don't think you're a trustworthy person unless you blow some stuff right the fuck off. Nope.

Anyway, he's a real kiss ass, that Superman fella. That's what I'm trying to say. I'm just not a fan of Superman in general. I think he's a bullshit superhero. All right, well, that's a take. Yeah. I wish we had time to discuss it. No, I know we don't.

I'm not going to get into it. Yeah, because I have to say this. Turn it off, Bert. Let the games begin! Oh, hot damn. Gentlemen! Pick your... Oh, a new beverage. Thank you.

Came out of the shadows. I act like that's the only thing Bane ever said. Pick your name tags, you guys. Scott, Trey, Jeff. Just go manhandle whichever one. Ooh, there's a Say Anything

Boombox. Sorry I didn't see that one earlier. That's a cool one. But there's lots of good ones. Broke Zack Mountain. Yeah, but take a good look around, you guys. Give everybody a chance. Scott, this must be interesting for you because you've always been on the other side of this.

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Did you have to go to the thrift store for this? Pawn shop? It was yours? Broke it in the basement. Nice. With the CD player on top. Oh, but dual cassette, dude. Dual cassette so you can record.

And it's Say Andy thing You can't do anything on it now that he wrote Say Andy thing all over it On the front of the boom box There's not even batteries in the back No uh uh It's heavy without the batteries I forgot how heavy these fuckers are And then the shitheads in the CD thing

Radio Rahim would talk some real shit about you Alright Scott who you got? I got Kyle22 Oh, instead of Mile22, that's fresh And I got four little bottles of Tito's Oh, good for you We, we, we have four bottles of Tito's

We I was about to say that Jeff, what do you got? I got Tim and Tara, thank you for smoking We I was I was about to say that Jeff what do you got? I got Tim and Tara. Thank you for smoking It's a guy you on it and it's a thank you for smoking thing It also came with some doughnuts from a place called Hertz doughnut. Oh and then I looked at him and I'm just gonna eat these. Oh My god, they look good. Can I help you describe one? And I'm just going to eat these. Oh, my God.

They look good. Can I help? Yeah, describe one. One's got Cinnamon Toast Crunch on it. Just show us. Don't describe. Yeah, perfect for the podcast, Trey. You really know what you're doing.

Yeah, this was definitely more for me. Another one, I think, just has blueberries in it. Oh, yeah. Oh, the cookies are here. The cookies. Wow, when it rains, it pours. For real. That's in it. Oh, yeah. Oh, the cookies are here. Wow, when it rains, it pours. For real. That's not fair. Oh, my God.

Diabetes right at your seat. Right? All you got to do is fill out your order card. Somebody will come out and cut off his foot here in a minute. So that's what you ordered here at the Alamo Drafthouse in Main Street, Kansas City, is the triple cookie plate? Yeah, the cookie trio. And the milkshake.

It's one of each. And the shake, wow. It's a double chocolate cookie, a double chocolate brownie cookie, regular chocolate chip cookie, and peanut butter banana. Ooh. One of each. Yesterday when we went to the movies, you just got a triple

peanut butter banana. Yes. Why the change today? Because I was doing this as a goof. I was just going to have it on the table and then we could all have one. But there's no table. Yeah, there's no table.

No. Why don't you go put it where Scott was sitting formerly to make Scott feel even worse about not being in. Right next to his fat buddy. That's a perfect idea. Trey.

A plate of cookie. We've already established he's fat. No, he said he's large. Oh, yeah. Oh, here. Oh, that's warm. This just in. He knows he's fat, everybody.

Well, here. Have some of this fucking cookie. I mean, if you're going to take one, take it now because they are warm. Come on. What's your name, Alex? Eat the rest of the banana one, dude. Eat it, Alex. Yeah, go. Start that diet tomorrow.

They taste like what? Shame. Shame. Shame. Yeah, that's your problem dude Yeah yeah that's coming from inside the house my man Those taste like peanut butter banana cookies The shame was already there Don't blame the cookies for that

Do you think I'm going to feel any shame with what I'm about to fucking eat? No. Alright, well that's who you guys are playing on behalf of today. And the first game we're going to play is something called

Purple Rain Man. Let's play Purple Rain Man. Scott, do you know this? I do. Yeah, it's a movie mashup title, Trey. Oh, man, I suck at these. All right. Yeah, I think my money's on Scott or Jeff, but you never know.

No, it's smart money. Okay. I'm going to name the third build people in a movie mashup title, then second build, then first build, and guess as often as you like. First person to get the correct mashup title, then second build, then first build, and guess as often as you like first person to get the correct mashup title will win this game. So both movies. Wait. You gotta mash them up. It's one mashed up title, like Purple Rain Man. Okay.

Ask me again. So third build for... Like Purple Rain Man! Yeah, yeah. ask me again so third build for like purple rain man yeah yeah okay third build prince you don't just name people that's not how this game works all right go okay ving rames and close maria brandauer How do I know that name? Thing rames, he's big, and he says, we have the meats. Oh, he was just in that one we saw. Oh.

Second build. Okay. Henry Cavill and Robert Redford. Mission Impossible, fall out of Africa. Whoa! That was like an echo. I think Scott edged it, though. Scott is the winner.

Mission Impossible, Fall Out of Africa. Top build, of course, Tom Cruise and Meryl Streep. Don't think they've ever worked together, so hopefully this will make it happen. They were in a movie called Lions for Lambs. Oh, that's right. That's right. Oh, my God.

Jeff, eat a donut. Yeah, it's my reward. It's time to celebrate. Hey, don't forget to dunk that donut in that adult shake. Adult shake. It's not even an adult shake. It's just a shake. I know. Now I want an adult shake. Just a shame shake.

I had lunch at Shame Shack the other day. Alright. Oh, what's... Staff here is so stealthy. They just... Yeah, they're cool like that, man. Cool like that. I love Alamo.

Let's play Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? Oh, we're done with that game? Oh, yeah, we're done with that game. Alright. Yeah, you were the third worst at it. Yeah. It was almost a tie for first, and then you.

I was like, what movie starts with Fallout? You even gave them a clue, and you were like, he's starts with Fallout? You even gave them a clue when you were like, he's in that movie we watched yesterday. Yeah, and then when you said Super, that's why I was like, what movie starts with Fallout? There's no movies that start, oh. You can use Just Out.

That's what was happening in my brain. Okay, I'll shut up now. You're gonna be great at this in 10 or 12 years. Yeah, I'll shut up now. You're going to be great at this in 10 or 12 years. Yeah, I know. Scott gets to go first, then we'll go to Jeff, then we'll go to you, Trey. Okay. And it's whose tagline is it anyway?

So I'm going to say the tagline for a movie, and Scott alone is the only person in this room who gets to guess the name of the movie, and a theme will probably emerge yeah not necessarily Scott what movie had the tagline she is 15 he is 17 I gotta finish it If you want to Wow I can finish it for you if you'd like I'm gonna smash this shit out of my own face Scott Do you have that attitude at Sam's Club?

Cause maybe that attitude is mutual. I've been there 24 years. Yeah, I've got that same attitude. Oh, damn. He's got tenure at Sam's Club? What department? Tires. Oh, fuck.

No kidding. Why do dogs like him so much? Tires. Scott? Oh. Oh. I thought that was the next tagline. Yep, that's correct. It was must love dogs. She is 15.

He is 17. The love every parent fears Can I continue? Endless love That is correct But I just really wanted to get that out there She's 15, he's 17 Isn't that normal? Yeah

Every parent fears that? No I'd be fine with that High school kids are dating each other I'm afraid Like either way If I was a parent of either one I'd be fine with that. High school kids are dating each other? I'm afraid. Like either way. If I was a parent of either one, I'd be like, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, it's not like he's Mark Wahlberg.

No, exactly. Because that movie Fear, of course, you should fear that. Yes. You should fear your daughter dating that guy. Yeah. And he could blind you. Was that too deep? All right.

I got one clap. All right. Jeff gets to start us off In this next round Scott is on the board And Trey is joining us He is here as always He is present Jeff, what movie has the tagline School's out

And I shouldn't have said it like that There's no exclamation point It's just School's out! And I shouldn't have said it like that. There's no exclamation point. It's just... School's out. And the summer. That would have been fun. Is also a good movie. Let me get to my guests, though. That's it.

I can't even think of another one. The answer is Endless Summer. I'm just kidding. Would have been a sweet burn, though, if that's what I did to you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Trey, Trey, school's out. Dazed and confused. Okay.

I think they're in session, but maybe not. Scott? Could you repeat that? Mm-hmm. Schools. Out. Out. Out. Out. Could you use it in a sentence?

School's out for summer. Summer school. Great guesses, all of them, you guys. You're definitely all here to play. But what's a unique piece of trivia about Endless Love, the movie? No idea. Who was in it? Whose first movie role was?

Tom Cruise. That's right, Scott. Oh, jeez. And Tom Cruise followed that up with a little something called Taps. School's out? School's out. Wow, what a horrible line for that movie. I mean, it was out because the students were holding the whole place hostage.

School's done. Yeah, period. School's over. Yeah, like we're going to kill some people. Good movie, though. Great movie. Yeah. Yeah, when he goes all nuts in the wind. Yeah, all. School's over. Yeah, like we're going to kill some people. Good movie, though. Great movie. Yeah. Yeah, when he goes all nuts in the wind.

Yeah, all right. Okay. So there you go. Taps. Where did we start there? Jeff, you're going to go first on this next one. Yes. Oh, wait.

No, I thought we were on me. No, you lost, Joe. No, you failed. I mean, you got your turn in the right order. No, I got it. Jeff. Trey's going to be so mad he doesn't get to go first on this one. Let me just make sure I'm reading this right.

Okay. Use your microphone voice, Doug. Let me just make sure I'm reading this right. Okay. Use your microphone voice, Doug. They grew up on the outside of society. Oh, man. They weren't looking for a fight.

They were looking to belong. Jeff? Jeff? Trey. Trey Trey knows one finally Oh my god dude Quit toying with me It's the Is it the Outsiders

Yeah Trey You can get this one though I believe in you Thanks man Me too Trey I believe in you Alright so Jeff has one.

Scott has one. This is Trey's chance to get in the game and be a part of the tiebreaker. I'm not feeling great about your chances. Oh! Okay, you ready? Yeah. What movie has the tagline? Yep.

The last word about the first time. Yeah, that's not any of the ones I had in my head. I'll give you three guesses. Wait. The last one about the first time. Mm-hmm. The last one about the first time. You understand what the category is? Yes.

You get the theme. Yeah. So just name three of them. But that's the thing. It's like... Oh, what's that dumb fantasy one he was in? Legend? Yeah, you think that's it?

The last word about the first time you think it's legend? Look, I'm already going to feel stupid enough, Tate. I don't need you. I thought you were going to be nice to me. He has sex with a virgin unicorn in Legend. Yeah. Yes. The last thing about the first time. are you ever gonna fuck a unicorn again?

Once I get my insurance picked up What? It's too risky to fuck a unicorn now I don't have unicorn fucking insurance My policy lapsed Well it's cause they fart rainbows. What if they fart a rainbow right when you're fucking them?

Don't be crude. Rainbows are beautiful. Jeff is the Captain America of this podcast. Language. Oh, man. Well, it's not. But see, then I started naming a bunch of Tom Cruise movies.

Well, fuck. Have you not figured out that they're also going in order? No, no, I hadn't. Why would I have figured that out because he did the first two in in order oh all right so what came out wait risky business that makes no sense for risky business well you get three guesses and what else did he do when he was young? Top Gun he was too old for then. Because Top Gun had to have been like his... I love it when you show your work.

Nobody else does. I'm glad you do. I think Doug was kidding. Okay, so what do we got? We got Risky Business and Top Gun. Name one more. Unless you want to go with Legend. It's like a dummy.

You can stick with Legend. Yeah, I'm going with Legend. Okay, so Risky Business, Top Gun, and Legend. Yeah. Damn it. Jeff? Oh, I don't know. Is it all the right moves no Scott take it home losing it that's correct what the fuck is losing it Scott you're an asshole losing it's about when I get angry and fuck up this piñata.

Because I'm on the game. Losing it is Tom Cruise goes to Mexico with his buddies. I think Jackie Earl Haley's in there. And they're all trying to get laid for the first time in Mexico, which is always a great plan. And nothing goes wrong. Everything goes according to plan. I think Shelley Long is in it. I think he had sex with Shelley Shelly long. Maybe oh good for him. I guess seems kind of boring

Little dry. I like her all right She ever see night shift where she played a prostitute now. Yes, I did see that. She's all right Yeah, all right, but still I would have banged one of the other scene where she's like getting something out of the oven She got that weird underwear on yeah, yeah, but any girl can look hot doing that. Any girl. What? Trey, how are you going to... What the fuck? Yeah, she was never my favorite on Cheers, man.

I love Cheers. It's a great show, but she was never... What world do you live in where you get to walk into a room with three girls, one of them Shelly Long, and you're like, ah, somebody's got to be better. Yeah, totally.

Fucking 90% of the time dude. She's never been one of my favorites. I love her work on the show. Nice show. But yeah I just I was always like what the fuck is Sam's problem man?

Like I don't understand what the attraction was. All right. I gotta mess up this pinata. Sorry. I can't sit here and listen to you disparage Shelly Long

without doing some shit. Oh, you want me to hold it? No, I think I got it. I think I can do it all. Probably somebody might get hurt. But it's cool. If he stomps on it...

Can you take the nade off of there, the nade tag? There you go, thanks. There's nothing in there that's like pressurized, is there? I don't want Doug stomping on a can of spray paint or something is that a thing it's Nate's friend brought a crazy rich Asians what's it say crazy Ryan Asians

but but it's it was taped onto a pipe and now Nate's hey, do you want to use this pipe? No, hang on to your pipe. And people at the front door should pay closer attention. People are just coming in here with their own Tito's and pipes and boom boxes. What kind of fucking theater is this?

Of all the ridiculous pipes I've seen people bring to your shows, that's the first time it was ever just really a pipe. Yes. Okay, here goes. This isn't going to work. Jesus! Oh, it has Tito's

bottles in it. You maniac. Oh my God, somebody could have gotten really hurt. What the fuck is your problem, dude? No warning? You put glass bottles in a thing that he was about

to kick and you said absolutely nothing. I mean, also, not to be a pedantic dick, but these are pressurized. And I just literally just asked you, there's nothing that's pressurized in there, and you said no. Meanwhile, everything's pressurized.

Let's beat the fuck out of Nick. Nate, what the fuck is your name? Nate. Nate. Ooh, this is fun. All right, so here's some more Tito's for you, Scott. Cool. Cool.

Congratulations. I'll put some of these donuts in the prize bag. Is that one? No, that one's not making a mess. Cool. But these Donettis that fell out of the bag, I'm going to have to do something with them. Oh, Jesus.

Damn it. All right. Yeah, give me one of those, Doug. Okay. Wait, what are you going to do? No, give me two. Okay. Jesus.

You didn't even come close to Nate. Yeah, I know. That's why I sucked at baseball. I played catcher. Aim for this guy over here. Oh, yeah. The catcher never. Yeah, I know. That's why I sucked at baseball. I played catcher. Aim for this guy over here. Oh, yeah, the catcher never has to throw it anywhere. That was, well, you're going to hit him. That's closer than the pitcher's mound.

Did you carry it to the pitcher's mound? I mean, my follow through was good. I was just two seats off for that. There you go. I wanted to get it into his drink. I thought that would be funny. Yeah, cover your drinks. Sorry.

Nachos? Whoa, it just landed. It just landed on their table. They didn't stop it or anything. That was like a golf approach. Yeah, I wanted it to go in their drink. I was aiming for all those empty glasses. Okay, well. I got to pee a their drink. I was aiming for all those empty glasses. Okay, well.

I got to pee a little bit. Thanks for that, Nate. That worked out okay, but holy shit. Fucking glass bottles and a pinata. Yeah, what? Spice up your next. God, dude. Fiesta.

Glass bottles. Glass bottles and something that you beat on. Great idea, Nate. You want to be hit with a fucking pipe? Yeah. Jesus. He's like, yeah, dude, watch this, watch this, dude. Watch this, watch this, watch this.

Oh, my God. Damn it, he didn't take the pipe. He's like, they're little. Big enough to be broke, man. You can still kill somebody with that. Come on, Nate. I don't know what's in your fucking boom box, but I'm scared. I'm not gonna crush it

with my foot. Andy. Alright, we gotta pick a winner, we got to pick a winner. We got to not pick a winner. Trey, you have a chance. Yeah. This is what I love about being on here. But I love when an audience member comes up and does a great job like Scott's doing today.

Very impressive. He is. I was going to make fun of his Aquaman hat, but I was like, we'll leave it. He's doing so well. I will cut to make fun of his Aquaman hat, but I was like, we'll leave it. He's doing so well. I will cut you. You do? Really?

Like, he's above Superman, but that's about it. And that new movie, are you kidding me? He will cut you with a trident, motherfucker. You can't be excited about that new movie. I think it looks good, Trey. No, I do not. I'm excited for it as a movie. Yeah.

As an Aquaman movie. Not so much. The truth comes out. But it looks like a course correct a little bit for DC. In the trailer he has some funny lines and the situations look interesting. I like the scene where he's a little kid and he's at

the aquarium and he makes all the fish look at somebody like fuck you dude. Right but I feel like that's another one where I'm going to be laughing when nobody else is. I mean, you might as well get used to it. It's what you do. Yeah. Oh, that's so pitifully true. I mean, you're wearing a hat with a dick on it right now.

Yeah, I know. That I was wearing when I was talking to Lisa Loeb. Why would I wear a hat with a dick on it when I'm talking to the most awesome, beautiful, rainbow-y woman on the face of the planet? I was tripping acid. Wow, I didn't know about your feelings. I didn't know your Lisa Loeb feelings. Hey, man, she's in my wheelhouse. I'm that old. Oh, well, you should...

Oh, that sounded bad, too. You should untie her. You should untie her and let her escape from your wheelhouse. It's where I keep the tires I buy from Sam's Club. Are those Aquatread knockoffs? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy.

You got something comparable? No. Oh, all right. We're picking a winner today based on who prevails in a game of... Haven't played it for a minute. It's called Bennington. We're going to winner today based on who prevails in a game of... Haven't played it for a minute. It's called Bennington.

We're going to play Bennington, also known as the Tom Brady game because we have to adjust for inflation. Tom Takar? Yeah, now Tom Takar. This is Bennington Takar. And Scott gets to go first. I'll name an actor or actress, and you just tell me what you think might be in their top three movies,

according to Box Office Mojo, after being adjusted for inflation. Then we'll switch the order around, and we'll go to Trey and then to Jeff. Each of you gets to go first in each succeeding round, so everybody gets a good chance to take this home. Scott. Tate's asleep. He did say he thought he could win this in his sleep.

I was going to my mind palace. Proving it. Which is just like a whole blockbuster. It's just a bunch of movies. Wow, did the guy just start a chant of Tate with just one attempt? Yeah.

No. Tate. Nobody bought in. He knew just what I needed. That's what it was. I didn't need a whole chant, but at the time I could have used a little support. And guess who had it in space?

This guy, Tate. All right, that's all I need, man. All right, if you guys could just keep it down. Yeah. I'll wake you up when it's your turn, Jeff. Scott. The films of Chris Pratt. What do you think's in his top three?

I mean, go for number one if you want Scott are you asleep as well yeah this is the longest you know I answer a fucking question I'm I'm I back off man yeah that's cool. I love you, Trey. The answer's not Aquaman. Yeah, it hasn't come out yet. He might be in it. You don't know. That is a cool hat, too, Trey. I mean, it'd be better if it had a dick on it, but... Everything's better with the dick on... Not true.

Never mind. Not true. I thought of five things right away. Yeah. Not true. Not true. I thought of five things right away. Oh, yeah. One of them is hats. Welcome back to the feud. I was going to say most. Top five answers on the board. Things that are great with a dick on it.

Most of the front row. Every one of them is now like a super, like they're all dirty. All the questions are dirty, but the answers aren't. Yeah. It's the funny, like we asked a hundred men,

name the top five things you'd wish your wife would schlob. And then they're like, I don't know, dinner? And they're like, dinner, number one. What? Knob wasn't on the board? No, man. I think that they, like, anytime someone said knob, they would say something else.

This one's going to be one of those trick ones. Anyway, I don't have a dick on any of my clothes. Just one in your fancy pants. Chris Pratt is the name, Scott. Jurassic World. Oh, he's going Jurassic World. Full title? Is that the full title?

Yeah. Okay. It's not Jurassic Park. Full title? Is that the full title? Yeah. Okay. It's not Jurassic Park Presents. Trey. What? I got to name one now, huh? Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Oh, yeah?

Was that movie quiet or loud? More Guardians of the Galaxy. Like, but how? Like, let's say it was filled with water. Let's say it was a liquid measurement. Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2. That's the graduated measurement JF

Avengers Infinity War Alright These guys came to play Chris Pratt's top three Coming in at number three Jurassic World Colon Chris Pratt's top three coming in at number three, Jurassic World, colon, Fallen Kingdom. Oh.

Yeah, that movie made that much. It's already in his top three. Wow. Also making a lot this very year, number two, Avengers Infinity War. So that's two for Jeff. Number two. I don't like that laugh. is Infinity War. So that's two for Jeff. Number two. I don't like that laugh. But Scott picks up three points because number one is Jurassic World.

Yeah! Jurassic World 1, volume one. Some of us call it. In some circles. All right, are you ready for the next one? We're going to go to Trey first. You get to kickrey first. Okay. You get to kick it off.

Cool. I got this. Then Jeff and then Scott. The films of Bryce Dallas Howard. Who the fuck is that? She is Ron Howard's daughter. She? Bryce?

Yeah, that could go either way, man. Yes, it could. It could. But it's a she. And Dallas, of course, that's a lady's name. I don't know why I said that. You don't know who that is? Red hair?

I could name more movies that his brother is in. I have no idea. Well, you know what? I mean, she, when she was young, showed up in some of his movies. So maybe just say a Clint Howard movie and you'll be in business. Huh.

Wait, how old is she? Backdraft. What? Backdraft is what you did? Isn't that a Ron Howard movie? Is that not a Ron Howard movie? Why don't you say Apollo 13 or something? That's how old she was.

I don't know who she is in the first place, which I feel bad enough about. Why are you abusing me so much, Jeff? Now I know how the audience members feel. I see you guys. I see what you're doing here. I get it. I'll stop being mean to people. Are you going to melt down?

A little bit, man. Fuck. There's a lot of pressure on this show, I guess. Whose turn is it? Yours? Oh, I literally... Whose turn is it? Yours? I have... Oh, she was in... She was in that one, that M. Night Shyamalan movie,

The Village. Uh-huh. Is that... No. Okay. Okay, so you'll just pass for this round. God, fuck.

Yeah, man, I have to. Yeah, what are you gonna do? Pass. I mean, you could've... Jeff. You could've said The Village. I mean, I've been saying movies she's in, and he could have just repeated back any of them, but yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to say Jurassic World. He knows I wouldn't just give him the answer. What are you saying? Jurassic World. Okay. Oh, son of a bitch. Scott? No. Yeah. Oh, son of a bitch. Scott? No.

Yeah, whatever, man. I'm going to go Jurassic World colon Fallen Kingdom. Okay. Dicks. He's going Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom. Yeah. That, of course, is, you know, it's pretty fresh, but it did manage to make number three on her list. So that's one more point for Scott.

Yay. And then coming in at number two, she was in Spider-Man 3. And then her number one is the original Jurassic World. So that's three more points to Jeff. This is exciting. Jeff has five. Scott has four.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm here. Trey just figured out who Bryce Dallas Howard is. No, I still didn't. Wait, you haven't seen either of the Jurassic World movies? Yeah, I have, but I... She's the main person in them, the red-headed lady. The one right around in the heels the whole time?

Yeah. I'm glad I didn't know that. I don't like her at all. I didn't know who she was until now, but I don't like her. Okay. Let's start with Jeff gets to go first. This is going to be intense. Because like I said, Jeff has five, Scott has four. Jeff gets to go, then Scott, and then Trey is probably going to have something interesting to say.

Jeff Tate? Yes. Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum Jeff Goldblum Okay Okay I'm gonna say Jurassic Park Okay

Scott To stun silence I can't believe it. I'm going to go with microphone. Say it into the microphone. I was. I thought I was. Which one?

Trey knows a movie. But I'm not going to say it. All right. I'm going to go, just for inflation, I'm going to go Independence Day. Okay. Fuck you guys. I don't need it.

I don't need... Trey? Buckaroo Banzai and his adventures across the eighth dimension. I don't need... Trey? Buckaroo Banzai and His Adventures Across the Eighth Dimension. I'm kidding. I just love saying that movie. I'm going to go Jurassic World. Don't stop. Is that the full title?

Volume 1 Coming in At number 4 It wouldn't be worth any points Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Number 3 The Lost World It wouldn't be worth any points. Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom. Number three, The Lost World, Jurassic Park. Yeah, that one was big. Coming in at number two, Independence Day.

Yes, that means two points for Scott. He did the best he could under the circumstances. But coming in at number one, of course, is the original Jurassic Park. Jeff gets a total of eight points. And the win! Woo! Tate.

Tate. Tate. Tate. Thanks, man. That was Andy. Oh, that was Andy with the boom box. He tried for you, dude. He really tried.

I wish Buckaroo Banzai was a bigger movie. I know, right? So good. You didn't put a shithead on the back of your head? No, it's in the CD Look You have to hit the Look at that

And it's the fucking comfort thing Or whatever you call it The slow burn Alright but could you pull out the thing inside And just hand it to me Sure Thanks Scott

Tremendous work today Scott Neighbors everybody Do you want those sour patches Fuck yeah he does Tremendous work today. Scott Neighbors, everybody. Do you want those sour patches? Fuck yeah, he does. Those go great with the Tito's. Although I'm sure you can get a good deal on those at Sam's Club. This is a terrific shithead on the back of your name tag, Scott.

So you picked a good one. And Scott, do you have anything to plug? When can people see you at Sam's? You can see me at Sam's Tuesday through Saturday 7 a.m. To 3 30 p.m. Oh, that's a nice shit I know important question. No, no you can't not even like 10% or some shit No, but no you can't get a discount But you're all are gonna need tires at some point and you're're going to go in and you're going to just fucking sit there bored as fuck, waiting for your tires. But now you're going to this guy.

This guy you talk to about movies. You guys all like to say, I will entertain you. You guys all like Doug loves movies. So you can go in. You can make the people that get tires from him cooler and nicer to him than they already are. Oh, also want to promote Greg D. Where are you at? I want to promote. Greg D, where are you at? I want to promote Nerds of Nostalgia podcast. That's the guy?

All right. That's his podcast? Right up there with your host, Greg D and Genius McGee. That's your second favorite podcast, Scott? Yeah. Okay. Nice. It is.

What's number one, WTF? Well, thank you so much, Scott. You did a great job, sincerely. For real. It's always fun. It's always fun to pull people out of the crowd. You never know when it's going to happen, so definitely bring your name tags.

Jeff, what do you got to plug? September 28th is the next live taping of Altered Tates in downtown Cincinnati at the Clifton, it's in Clifton, Shore Vine, 8 o'clock. It's me and my brother. Today,

right now, September 8th actually, today, this day, is my brother's birthday. So everyone say happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. You fucking Tate. Yeah, yeah. Tates, Tates, Tates.

See, that's for you. Love you, brother. See you in a couple days. Wow, I'm proud to be in the United Tates of America. Yeah, we're going to turn this thing around. Is that the new slogan? Yeah, yeah. You should start putting that on your headbands.

We're going to turn it around. Turn the thing around. Vote Tates. We're going to turn this thing around. Vote Tate. Yeah, I don't know the rest of the song. You know, it's hard to come up with a jingle on the spot. We were more than halfway there.

What do you point to there, Trey? Fucking dickhead Nate is trying to talk about his shithead on the back of the pinata. But you didn't get picked, so you don't get your shithead red shithead. Nate's a shithead. How about that one? I don't know if that's...

Are you going hard on Nate because you almost got hit in the face with a Tito's bottle? Yes. You were filming it. How'd that look? How did it turn out? Oh, we'll find out.

Does it look pretty good? Does it look violent? Not horribly. Not as violent as the George Bush thing in Boston when you attack the inflatable thing. Oh, that was Reagan, I think. Oh, Reagan, yeah. I didn't attack it because of who it was.

I attacked it because it was an inflatable thing. Well, you kicked the shit out of it. Yeah, I kicked it pretty good. Equal time. You must attack a Democratic blow-up candidate. You can't just fight Republican ones. It's not fair. Are you in the deep state?

Hey, look, they're all part of the new world order. All right, let's move on. Yeah, right. Yeah. I think it sucks that the world has gotten dumber than me. Like that is a real fucking kick in the back. Yeah. Amen. I shouldn't be able to tell i should still be dumb i'm gonna be at sweet home san diego at the american comedy company

on saturday september 29th at 4 20 yeah we'll see if we'll see if eddie's hanging out i mean he's always there but we'll see if we get get him to talk. And thank you again to Alamo Draft House, everybody that works here. Oh, wait. I apologize, Trey. Do you have some plugs? I do, actually. Okay, cool. Thank you to the Alamo Draft House and to Kansas City

and all you guys for coming out this afternoon to hear Trey tell us what's coming up for him. So this is going to come out in a couple days. So this weekend in Philly, the 14th and 15th, I'm recording my new album at Creep Records slash Head Shop slash Performance Space.

Yeah, and we're putting it out on their label, their independent punk rock label, Creep Records. And then also Maine and Massachusetts, October 18th through 21st. Check me for the dates on those. You're jumping all around in there. Yeah. What's the website?

Oh, TreyGallion.com and then TreyGallion on all the social media because you made me change Trey sucks. I made him change it. Suggested strongly. And I took your suggestion. It was fair. Alright. Alright. Thanks, you guys, and I appreciate... Oh, the other piñata. Holy shit.

I forgot we had a double piñata situation. Let me just ask her really quick. Any glassware in there? How about anything pressurized? Sir, sir, are you with this lady? Is she a known liar? No, she's not a registered liar in this county.

We can trust her. How do you want to do it? Maybe stand over there and kick it or something? Like throw it and kick and drop kick it? Yeah. They're saying something about it. Oh, shit. Jesus.

Oh. That's God. What the? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh. So what's inside of it? Wait, get the what? Candy? Oh, get the pipe.

Oh, get the pipe. Leave the pipe over here. Get the pipe! Pipe! Something fell out of it, Jeff. Another thing fell out of it. Another thing. There's a little Kit Kat. All right, I'm going to go pee. All right. There's a little Kit Kat. Alright, I'm gonna go pee.

Alright. Well, thanks, Trey, for letting us know. Trey's gotta go, everybody. He's gonna grab some candy first. Oh, the cookie. Oh, he got a cookie. Oh, a donut. Okay. Are you really going or are you staying?

I'm trying to wrap it up. He'll be available in the lobby for whatever you want from him. Oh, Jeff's going to kick it? Jesus. I'll never hit a piñata again after that Tito's bottle thing. It was scary to commit to it all the way. I got CDs for sale. Oh, yeah, you're the one that they should go see out in the bar,

the great bar that they have here at the Alamo Drafthouse in downtown Kansas City. As always, thanks again to Scott. As always, people that park in front of your house and honk to let you know they are there are a shithead. Yeah, we delve into some controversial stuff on this show. But this one might be my favorite shithead of this year because I agree with it so much

as Scott gathers up his Tito's, takes his booty over to Alex people who don't like dogs are a shithead now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie, eyes of gold his viewing prowess makes him cocky there's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!