Doug Loves Movies - Graham Elwood, Mike Baldwin and Dave Little guest

Episode Date: May 21, 2015

Live from Hyena's Comedy Night Club in Dallas, TX, Doug welcomes Graham Elwood, Mike Baldwin and Dave Little to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azod pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Welcome to Hyenas! It's a gas! My name is Doug, and I love movies! This is the Club Movies!

Hey, everybody. Welcome once again. We're doing it again, you guys. This is Dallas, Texas, Hyenas Comedy Club. Mockingbird Station. What's the date? It's in here somewhere.

It's May 20th, 2015. Did you guys bring some name tags? I have a feeling it's going to be a pretty impressive batch of name tags. And have a feeling it's going to be a pretty impressive batch of name tags. And I was right. Gardaniel of the Galaxy. Right up front.

That's pretty sweet. James instead of Jaws. I get it. Gone Baby Jeff. And then a picture of you as a baby? Like, it's your abduction story? That's some crazy shit. Bon voyage, Charlie W. That's your name, Charlie W?

Yes, sir. You should have it legally changed to Brown. Then you don't have to mess with that W stuff. Oh, my God. There's so many good ones. Oh, the Incredables? Your name's Abel? Yeah.

All right. Let the right rob in. And your name's Robin. I'm getting so good at this. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Spy. Your name clearly is Soldier. Sister Soldier is here, everybody. Oh, no, there's some donuts.

Is those donuts? What are they? Beignets or croissants? All right, a whole mixture of stuff. I don't know how you got it in here. Oh, this place doesn't really serve food, does it? Just like pretzels and stuff. Oh, they got some nice food here

now that I look at it. I take it back. Well, I'm impressed they let you bring that in. Alright, you guys can put them down. Your arms are going to get tired. And it's not my decision, but I do appreciate all the hard work that went into all of those. And good luck to everybody. Good luck tonight, everybody.

Since last I spoke and you listened, I did super fun shows in Pensacola and Mobile. And in between between I attended the Hangout Fest in Gulf Shores, Alabama they should add comedy next year that's all I'm saying, I was there anyway I was just there all high and drunk might as well got up on stage

tell a couple of jokes Sunday I enjoyed the very satisfying series finale of Mad Men. Doug loves TV, too. Good job to all the two guys that are

on here all the time from Mad Men. Rich and John. They hate Harry Crane so much, people on the internet. They're so mean to Harry Crane. But Rich Summers is a totally nice guy. Last night I went to see Paramore at the Verizon Theater over there in Grand Prairie.

Which part of that was funny? Paramore? I love Paramore. But Grand Prairie is an interesting place I think it's just stadiums it's just an off ramp to a series of stadiums and places for massive events

and it seems like it's set up for a nice quick evacuation but they still got a few more dates coming up on their Riding the Future tour, so check them out if you can. And of course, I'm going to try to be on the next Parahoy cruise. This weekend, I'll be at the Sasquatch Festival in George Washington. Yeah, there's a place called George Washington. And my set is at five o'clock on Monday. But I'll be there all four days hanging out. So say hi.

Doug Loves Movies returns to Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas on Sunday, May 30th. DougLovesMovies.com. You know how it works. I got a prize bag for somebody. Somebody's winning the prize bag tonight. Like I said, I was at a hangout festival, and they gave me some schwag, you know, a bag of fun things. I'm going to share some of it with you now.

This is something I almost don't want to part with, but I'm trying not to be a pack rat. I'm trying to, like, not just collect a bunch of shit, so that's why I'm giving it to you guys. And, uh, this is, but this is kind of cool. It's a hangout fest, uh, soccer ball that like, you know, if you have a pump, you can't just do it with your mouth. You can't fill it with your mouth. I think they just give you flat ones cause they don't want people,'t want people smashing each other in the head with them at the actual festival. So this

you can't really, if you throw it in the crowd, it's just going to, or become a hat. It's a yarmulke for that kid on the go. That kid that wants to score some goals. Anyway, that's in the prize bag. I'm giving up that valuable item. I brought all the way from California, my friends at Poke Bowl,

one of the more beautiful Poke Bowls that you may have seen on Getting Doug with High. There it is. That's going in the prize bag. We've also got a copy of my most recent record, which will be no longer the most recent one very soon because Promotional Tool comes out on June 9th. Yeah. Yeah, it does. But just for making the Guardians of the Galaxy poster.

What was your name again? Gardianiel. Gardianiel. You get a copy of the CD, Gardianiel. And then I'm pretty sure my guests brought some stuff so let's get them out here, guys. Let's get a big warm welcome to Mike Baldwin, Dave Little, and Graham Elwood. All right, everybody just file out of the building

as apparently some sort of alarm has gone off. Safety first. I know podcasting is fun and so are nachos. For a minute I was like, that's fun. But then I was like, how is he really going to... I'll do that for 90 minutes, ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. Doug loves alarms.

Doug loves alarm and imitations. Intruder. Intruder. Intruder Alert Penetration Core meltdown in ten Nice Cease penetration Stranger danger. Stranger danger.

That's Graham Elwood, one of those voices. Hello. Hello, Dallas. Take control, Dallas. Take control of your weird mall town. He brought...

Yes, the mayor lives in Urban Outfitters. He brought a... And they keep smashing his window. They brought... Graham brought a copy of The Comedy Film Nerd's Guide to Movies for the prize bag. Whoa!

Whoa! And I'm sure he's got plugs I got a god damn bunch of plugs bitch um yeah comedy film nerds podcast listen to it it's in iTunes got some of you already do you're amazing yeah and I'm uh

Los Angeles podcast festival where this podcast Doug Loves Movies and Dining With Doug and Karen will be at the Sao Patel Hotel in Beverly Hills September 18th or 20th. Get your tickets at lapodfest.com. Woo!

Woo! I did not care for... You know, Graham, people try to sleep when they listen to this podcast. I know. And we don't need them to be constantly alarmed. Hush know. And we don't need them to be constantly alarmed. Hush, little baby, don't say a word.

Mama's gonna buy you a boo! Right when we got to where we would have to pay for clearance, I put the alarm in there. Suck it. I don't think anybody would ever have to pay for that song.

I don't think we need clearance, Clarence. Stop calling me Shirley. Graham and I are bookending a couple of newbies to the show, you guys. Local phenoms. Let's give it up for Dave Little and Mike Baldwin, everybody. Hi.

Yeah. That's how you do it right You do this You cup it You scream Everybody has so many voices I only just have this one I don't know

I can't do other things That's Mike Baldwin What do you got in the box Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head No I have Is it her vagina What's in the box That's partly why I brought the box? Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head? No, I have... Is it her vagina? What's in the box? Is it her vagina?

That's partly why I brought the box. What's in the goddamn box? I have several things. I have a T-shirt that says, it says, Ninjas hate crunchy leaves. That is something we all should pay attention to, folks. Okay, and then I have,

I got one of my CDs. I'm Mike Baldwin. It's a Mike Baldwin CD. It's called Front to Back. And I know what that means. What? I have a yellow pack of American Spirit cigarettes. God damn.

I have a... I don't know if I approve of giving away a potential addiction. Then I have disposable electronic cigarettes instead. Oh, okay. I have iced berry and menthol and regular and banana. Holy shit. Right? And they're from a company that I work for that I won't say their name if you don't want me to,

but if you want me to, then I will. Oh, get a free plug-in. They're called White Cloud Electronic Cigarettes. They have a soft tip, so it feels like you're smoking then I will. Oh, get a free plug-in. They're called White Cloud electronic cigarettes. They have a soft tip, so it feels like you're smoking a real cigarette. Oh, do I? All right.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. And then finally, I have a... Not cool. I have a container. It's a Spick and Span brand auto or truck or RV glass wet wipes.

Holy shit. That's it. It's pretty amazing that to this day, there's a product with the word. That's it. It's pretty amazing that to this day there's a product with the word spick on it. Folks, the comedy film nerd guide to movies, you can roll it up and smoke it or use it to clean your car, folks.

Multi-use. That's not true. Alright, well pass all that stuff over here That's no longer yours to own It's all going in the prize bag We got some cancer for a lucky person And now my car is slightly cleaner

And what about you Dave Little What'd you bring I got a bag Hey back off dude What's in the fucking bag? Well, let's see. I want to make out later, so I brought some toothpaste. Well, you should hang on to that then.

I'll put it in the bag. Okay, my bad. No, fuck it. I'll give it away. I have two of my CDs, and these are collector's items. Nobody has these. Oh, okay. Limited edition. Wow, this one is even the CD case.

The jewel case is cracked. Yeah. Because it's free. That's why. It's free. So, fuck. They're called Great Expectations by Dave Little and Uncomfortable Moments. Yeah, like my act. Okay.

Both of those are in there. What else you got? Okay, that water on the floor. We got a water on the floor. See, and that's why they put lids on water. Easter egg with some money. It's got cash money in it. Okay, let's let the games begin.

Graham Elwood. Right. From the sound of this. How much money do you think is in this egg? I need. How much money do you think is in this egg? $1.30 Mike Baldwin gets to bid How much is in the egg?

$0.86 Can I periscope this? Dave If you have to, I guess. Yeah. Is this not enough? Wow. Why don't you just live in the moment, dude?

And so will everyone else. Right. Yeah, give everyone their moment. They're not here. They don't get to live in this moment. How much do you think it is, Dave? Well, I put it in. Oh, so when you put the money in, you remembered how much you put in?

No. So that's why I think you should get to play. Damn you. I'm going to say. How much do you think it is? Because I know there's some copper in there. I'm going to say that there's 47 cents. Oh, interesting.

He's lowballing himself. All right, so Graham said 131. What about you, Doug? I'm not going to guess. I got to hold it. I know how much is in there. I have the... It's a weird superhero strength,

but I'm very good with heft. You should work at the fair. Like the weight of something, I could tell you how much it's worth. I think your guess is probably more accurate. What did you say, Mike? I don't remember. You said $18.

There we go. Oh, you said $86. Alright, so I got here, I got $25, $35, $45, $55 right. So I got here. I got 25, 35, 45, 55, 60, 71 cents. Holy shit. So you did win. Price is right style. You were the closest to guessing the amount of money you put in this egg.

Thank you. Dave Little, ladies and gentlemen. Early leader. Early leader. All right. Pass that bag over here. Okay, there's other shit in here, though. Oh, there's more stuff? Fuck yeah.

It's not just an Easter egg. If it's another egg with more money in it, we're not going to do that again. It was fun for once. Oh, it's one of my t-shirts. Oh, you got t-shirts. What's it say? I don't know. This is a podcast. You gotta say it. Win Dave Little's approval.

And you have an unapproving face. On the shirt. Thank you. Not in real life. I also have... It's okay. That's where I got it from. The floor. I also have a wristband. It's okay That's where I got it from The floor I also have a wristband

It's WTFWJD What the fuck would Jesus do? How much money do you think Jesus would have put in that egg? 47 cents That's about it No, you did a great job And you brought the biggest bag So that's going to be the new prize bag. Everything's going in there.

Okay. Graham, how many people are watching this Periscope? I think we got 14 people watching this fucking thing. Yeah. Yeah. 14 people around the world, ladies and gentlemen, are watching this now live. Wait, what are you doing? Periscope, it is a new app, clearly very new.

There are 14 people watching this live. Three of them have just said, one went, woo, one went, what's up, fools? And another one went, ha, ha, ha. So we are having an exciting Periscope event. Someone just typed, take control. We are still at 14. Oh. Nobody gives a shit that I'm doing this.

Yeah, shut it down. All right. I'm winning my fantasy baseball. Bye-bye, Periscope viewers. Bye, Periscope viewers. Bye, nobody gives a fuck about you. I'll show them who's a fucking fool. I'm sorry.

Correction. 23 total. Holy shit. Yes. 26% retention. Retention. Retention is crucial. Retention on that.

Three minutes and 26 seconds was the duration, folks. Nice work, hyenas. Book it. All right. So that's what's in the prize bag. That's what's going on on Periscope.

Graham, have you been to the movies lately? Oh, I was talking about a little movie about there was an angry gentleman named Maximilian. He was on a road.

Holy shit, was that movie awesome. Comedy Film Nerd fan at Jason Christian on Twitter said it was Cannonball Run. And what's that fucking weird event in the desert? You're really quoting this guy and don't even remember. And I don't even remember. No, Burning Man and Cannonball Run had a baby, and that was Mad Max Fury Road. I fucking loved it.

I thought it was awesome. We did a spoiler ep on it for Comedy Film Nerds with Kevin Avery from The John Oliver Show, so we talk about it at great length. So fucking awesome. I'm going to spray my paint with, spray my face with silver paint and go to Valhalla. I'm going to spray my paint with, spray my face with silver paint

and go to Valhalla. I'm going to paint my, spray my face with paint. I love Max, Max, Max. Wow,

Periscope's missing this. Oh God, there's 14 people missing out on this gold. On you talking, kind of. I feel like the middle of the book is less interesting than the cover

and the back cover. You're like, the book ends. It's like, whoa, look at the back. Did you read it? It looks awesome. It's loud. And it keeps going, woo! I was like, hey, look, there's Doug Benson on the cover. Alright, I'll check it out. Have you seen The Fury Road, Mike?

No. Don't look at the guy who was just saying that he saw it. I haven't seen it. No, the last movie that I saw was, I want to say Edge of Tomorrow. Go ahead. I haven't been very, but I'm scared to say it. Say it. Edge of Tomorrow. Boo. That's not, yeah, I'm scared to say it. Say it. Edge of Tomorrow. Boo.

But that's not... Yeah, I know. It's not new and exciting. You tricked him, Dave. You really suckered him in on that one. I might have. Yeah. You made him feel like it was going to be safe.

I know. And then you slapped him. I saw Godzilla on HBO the other day. It was okay. All right. Right? You have HBO? Walter White.

No, but my friend has HBO, so I have HBO Go. Oh, gosh. This is kind of sad. But I have Hulu, and I share my Hulu with her. That should be their new slogan, HBO, your friend has it. Invite Mike over. Yeah. Yeah, HBO, can Mike Baldwin watch with you?

He hasn't seen Godzilla yet. Was waiting for the small screen to see that monster movie. It really is one of the better movies to see on the smaller screen. Yeah, the smaller the better with Godzilla. If you can't watch it on your phone, walk away. Watch it on your goddamn watch.

Watch, watch. Hashtag watch, watch. Watch, watch. What about you, Dave Little? What about me? Welcome to you. Thank you. Have you been to the movies?

I went next door last week The Angelica right here in Mockingbird Station Oh Cool It's a hard house It's got mainstream sometimes It's the best of both worlds I saw Lambert Stamp

What? I saw those words when I went by the theater Wow And didn't even slow down to figure out what the fuck Lambert Stamp is. What is Lambert Stamp? What? What is Lambert Stamp? They're my attorneys.

They got offices right there in the movie theater? Okay. Because I didn't pay my taxes. Okay. No, it's a documentary about the who. Oh, no, I've heard about this. Actually, no, I heard about that documentary. It's supposed to be great. Yeah. No, it's a documentary about the who. Oh, no, I've heard about this. Actually, no, I've heard

about that documentary. It's supposed to be great. Yeah, well, it is. That would be like a cool thing to do, though, if you owned a movie theater to like make up a fake movie and then if people

wanted to buy drugs or like, I don't know what else, like in there, you know, just like one ticket for, and then a weird word that I can't come up with on the spot right now.

You're really good at this. They'd be like, $5,000, please. And you'd be like, here you go. Maybe they'd have HBO, too. Nah, we're past that. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm not. So I saw that, Doug. It was good.

And it covered the whole who? The whole who? Did it tell you about the whole who? Yeah. No, they just covered that weird part where that one guy like killed himself and then they all haven't ended yeah two of them two of them did you see it with horton was he there no no so horton didn't hear this who documentary oh he had to do the joke after he set it up just couldn't resist it that's why we can't do periscope right there i had to do the joke after he set it up. Just couldn't resist it. That's why we can't do Periscope right there.

I had to do it. No. But there's great documentaries, too, which are by the same director about Rolling Stones and Kurt Cobain right now. And you found this Who one seems to be getting no attention. I paid money. And it was... Can you tell us what's

the storytelling style of it? Is it like footage of them playing? Lambert and Stamp were their managers. Oh, okay. And they found them when the Who used to be the high numbers. This is so interesting. Just because people are laughing doesn't mean they're not interested.

I disagree. It means they hate you and everything that's coming out of you but but they're having fun with it they're laughing they're laughing okay so if someone's quietly listening that means they for just sitting there going i fucking hate you and everything that's coming this audience is seething with anger about this fucking lambert stamp bullshit no No, but... What is Lambert stamp? Is that a guy? He just explained it. God damn it.

That's how uninteresting it is, Dave. A fellow panelist can't even follow who the fuck Lambert stamp is. I just lost Periscope followers and I'm not even streaming right now. 47 cents! That's from earlier.

I'd see a movie called Stambert Lamp. I'd see that. Well, that might be the sequel. It's people's names. Yeah. Alright. Lambert and Stamps sounds like some sort of detective show on TNT. You know what I mean? Where they're like shoulder to shoulder in the

poster like, Lambert's a biker, stamps a CPA, but they're gonna solve crimes or something. Nah, I just imagine like my grandma being like, can I get a book of stamps, please?

And they're like, the Wright brothers okay? And she's like, I'd like the Lambert stamps. So anyways, the movie I saw was Mad Max. And I really enjoyed it. I loved it very much.

And you know I always say, fuck documentaries. I've always said that. If I ever see one about the Who, fuck that. Have you seen Fed Up? I'm not talking to you anymore. Don't even look at me. I'm just asking in general. I saw it. I saw it.

I saw it. But don't ask questions in general because then you'll get answers in specific. So what do you guys think of The Sun? I saw it came out today and hung out for a while. The Sun. Oh. I was like, no, Fed Up's been out for a while. Yeah. All right. Anyway. Who directed that? I'll stop. I was like, no, Fed Up's been out for a while. Yeah.

Oh, all right, anyway. Wait, who directed that? I'll stop. I saw it, Fed Up. All right. No, you brought it up like you wanted to talk about it. I just, I don't know. And now you're just...

I was hoping. Okay, good. That's a newer movie that I saw. Like if a buddy of yours said, hey, I just saw Fed Up, do you just go, all right. Thanks. Mission accomplished. Yeah. Well, no, it was... Fed Up. Did you just go, all right. Thanks. Mission accomplished. Good for you. It was good, yeah.

It's no Lambert Stamp. It's not. Nothing is. Nothing is, really. Nope. There's nothing else that's Lambert Stamp. Lambert Stamp is barely Lambert Stamp. So, Fed Up, did it scare you?

It made me want to not do the things that it said that you shouldn't do. See, I'm easily swayed, you know. See, I quit sugar because of that movie. But I, you know, I quit eating meat for like a couple weeks when I saw like a sad video. Oh, was it called Bambi? Something, I don't know, you know. Was it called Babe Picking the City? Every documentary that I see makes me go, yeah!

You know, like, I don't know. Right, yeah. You walk out of the documentary and he's, like, angry and, like, ready to change your life. Yeah, we gotta do something, man. And then ten seconds later, you're like, I can't recycle. Right.

I don't have the strength. I love Coke. Yeah, I love Coke. No, but I really took the ten-day challenge when I saw Fed Up and quit sugar for ten days. And after ten days of it,

I was like, oh, I could just keep doing this. And so now I, you know, every once in a while I have something with sugar in it. But for the most part, I quit it. Quit it. And now you feel a million times better. Yeah. No, I've gained weight. I'm depressed.

I don't have any friends. It's really bad. You got to get through that, man. Once you get through that, then the other side is beautiful. You're a good life coach. Thanks. You really are. Without HBO.

You're a good life student. I saw Welcome to Me just minutes ago at the aforementioned Angelica. You guys like that? It's an interesting movie. It wasn't trying too hard to make you laugh, that's for sure. Been there. But it made you think, like, why the fuck am I watching this?

No, it was an interesting movie. Kristen Wiig is so talented. She's pretty good, right? She plays quite a weirdo in it. That's unfair. Not a weirdo. She's a person that needs the proper medication and doesn't get it. Isn't that all weirdos?

Mm-hmm. Right? I don't know. There's some rogue weirdos out there that are just like, I'm just gonna be fucking weird. I'm perfectly sane, but I'm just gonna be weird as a choice. I don't know. See? There's one right over there. That to be fucking weird. I'm perfectly sane, but I'm just going to be weird as a choice. I don't know. See, there's one right over there.

That guy is really weird. They all need medication. You sounded like a lady. You made a choice to sound like a lady. All right, guys. This is the part of the show where I say, let the games roll. Let the games roll. Coming this fall to Fox, the Bane Twins. All right, we got lots of name tags.

Such an impressive array. I think I'm going to vine it. And these guys are going to pick who they want to play for. Oh, my vine is dead. What the fuck? All right. Well, they pick who they're going to vine it. And these guys are going to pick who they want to play for. Oh, my vine is dead. What the fuck? All right. Well, they pick who they're going to play for. Let's do this brief commercial message.

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Now you don't even know I'm fat. Things were getting ugly here at Hyenas of Dallas because I think that's the mistake. You shouldn't apologize for not picking People's name tags You should just say

Great job everybody Good job Not everybody can be picked No they can't Sorry Nope Yeah Oh no

Still not sorry That's the first time I've heard everybody Boo somebody For saying I'm sorry I didn't pick your name tag The dude with a dozen donuts That didn't get picked

Is just sitting there Chomping on them And he just He held them up to me like, Bup, suck on that, Graham. This could be you. Are those donuts, too? That's just a box?

Enjoy your sugar comas. Have we? Oh, what is that? You picked already. Don't try to trade up. Well, no, I don't want to pick him. I just want to eat his food. Go eat his donut.

No, no, go ahead. Okay, what? Can he have one? Okay, Mike, grab something't want to pick him. I just want to eat his food. Go eat his donut. No, no, go ahead. Okay, what? Can he have one? Okay, Mike, grab something and he'll get a donut. Bring the whole box over here just in case my blood sugar drops at the end of the show. We got cake. We brought cake. We're in Dallas.

We made the biggest cake you've ever seen. I got a souffle over here. This cake is made of a 10-gallon hat with a gun in it. And spiders. A gun hat. I have no idea what the hell this is. Oh, what the fuck is that thing? I got to eat that thing.

Oh, it's cheese. What was that thing? Oh, you just got croissants and just baked goods? It's a whole variety pack, dude. Oh, Jesus Christ. Look at the size of this thing. Do I chew into the microphone? Does this have bacon in it?

What's that thing sticking out of it? Uh-oh. You don't even know what this is, you fucking weirdo. I don't know what kind of Mad Max food that is. I don't know. It's a dolphin's ear. I don't know what's in it. It's a dolphin's ear. I don't know what's in it. It's a baby's foot.

I don't know. Just eat it. This is just going to be the same. It's Texas. Dolphins have ears, you guys. Well, they do when they're born, and then guys are like, just cut them off and put them in the croissants. SeaWorld takes the dolphin's ears, so we don't know that they used to have ears.

I saw that movie. All right. Now I'm going to eat that thing. God damn it. Now I'm hungry. You weirdo. Can it make me eat a dolphin ear? This thing tastes weird.

I'm going to chuck it right at your face. It tastes like chicken. If it tastes weird. Chunk it at his face. Chunk it. Chunk it. Ah! Chunk it at his face Chunk it, chunk it That's not bad Thanks dude

That guy's alright Tastes pretty good Yeah, yeah It's not bad Not bad, not bad It's a good dolphin here Hey Doug I'm playing for a guy

It's my favorite movie Mad Max That's who I'm playing for a guy It's my favorite movie Mad Max That's who I'm playing for Look at that Look what he did He changed it to Mad Max Fury Roman Yeah

Because his name is Roman And he has a printer Yeah So And he wrote a shithead On the back But don't say that out loud We'll save that for the end

Right If you don't prevail Yeah And then I won't Mike with that piece of Whatever We'll save that for the end if you don't prevail. Yeah. And then Mike with that piece of whatever that is. Is that like a shortbread

or something? It's got coconut in it. It's a macaroon. It's a macaroon. It's a... Oh. Macaroon. Dave just threw a piece

of macaroon at the guy. I picked this guy. I picked Eric because this is a really good movie and it jumped out at me. All right. Wet Hot Eric Summer. Right.

Any relation to Rich Summer? Graham, who are you playing for? I got a really good... Oh, you got a mouthful. He's got a mouthful, you guys. It's a really big name he's playing for. I got to tell you what. I'm going to eat this goddamn dolphin

and I'll get it right. This guy's name is Taylor, right? Yeah. Wow, he just made his voice deeper. Taylor, right? Yeah. Wow, he just made his voice deeper. Yes, I'm Taylor. Three Taymigos. He's got the three amigos posters, for those of you listening at home. And then he put his face on all three guys and it says the three Taymigos.

Right? All right, I picked a shitty sign. That's not, you know, they can't all be home runs. It's got lights on it. You didn't even mention the most important part. I always go for the lights. I'm such a sucker. I'm like a moth. Oh, this guy's trying to trade up over here. God, you guys are a bunch of bartering

sons of bitches. Yeah, it's Texas. Welcome. Everything for sale. Oh, yeah. I don't know whose voice that was. Everything for sale. I don't know whose voice that was. Everything for sale.

What the fuck is going on? Dave, we invited you here tonight because everybody here loves you and we think you need help. Oh, no. That's nice. And so we just thought we should show you what could happen to you on the path you're on. And that's Graham Elwood over there. See what clean living does to a person?

You need to start drinking. You need to smoke some weed. All right. Check. You need to put down the giant bear claw. Whatever the fuck that thing is.

What is in the inside of that thing? You killed it. Period. Yeah, it looks like... Why would you say that? What? Are you 12 years old?

That's a snack that's called That Time of the Munch. Oh. It's a real fun pastry place. All the pastries are named after disgusting bodily... behavior. Behavior.

God damn it. Now I can't take another bite Out of this now Why? Because I gotta fuck it Yeah just Jam your dick in it Jam your mouth dick in it

I'm gonna give this Dolphin crepe a baby That's what I'm gonna do Babies I'm gonna not have sex With my Whatever this thing is I'm just going to jerk off.

Is that a prediction or a threat? It's a forecast. Oh, you checked in with the Doppler radar? There's a storm front in my pants. And it's a coming. Yeah.

Take cover ladies False alarm False alarm This emergency alert From the emergency broadcast system Is interrupting your favorite soap opera You piece of shit loser Get off the couch There's an Amber Alert from the emergency broadcast system is interrupting your favorite soap opera, you piece of shit loser. Get off the couch.

There's an Amber Alert. Get off the couch. That's what they always say. Get off the couch, guys. Amber Alert's coming to town. I love them. Is that a band? No, yeah, they're part of the circus We're gonna play

A new game you guys What's it called? Let's Yeah Movies Movies Probably the first And last time

This will get played Jason M1222 Suggested this on Twitter I mean he gave me The name of the game And then I had to Kind of build a game Around it But the of the game and then I had to kind of build a game around it. But the name is so good that I had to do it.

It's time to play. Now Bushimi, now you don't. What? It's awesome. I don't know this game. It's a brand new game. Oh. How's your sign?

And you can finish your food. You got plenty of time to finish your food, Graham, because we're going to start with Mike. Oh, okay. What do I do? You know the answer in the audience. Don't yell out. This is just for Mike to figure out by himself.

I'm going to name three movies. Okay. Steve Buscemi was in two of them, but not in the third. And your job is to pick out the movie that he was not in. If you fail, then we pass to Dave, and he gets to try. But if you succeed, then Dave gets a new set of three. All right. You'll see how this works or doesn't work.

Oh, God. As we go. Maybe that's what you should name it. I'm glad Graham finally got a napkin for that period. Yeah, I get a little cranky. You ate the period? You're gross, dude. Mike, was Steve Buscemi...

Damn it. Which one of these was he not in? Vibes Hannah and Her Sisters Or Mystery Train Jesus He's played a lot of small parts And a lot of movies

Are you sure that those are all movies That you just said? These are all films. All right, I'm going to just, I have to just guess, because I have not seen any of the three. Guess which one he was not in. Well, of course he was not in Hannah and Her Sisters. That's correct. He was not in Hannah and Her Sisters.

Wow. Good call. Because he's not Hannah, he probably wouldn't have played one of her sisters. You don't know. He's a good actor. That's an interesting theory you have there, but he's also not a mystery or a train. Valid. And his vibes are generally pretty good.

Seems like a nice guy. But let's move on to Dave. I'm going to give you three new movies. Please say Bad News Bears. If you are wrong, it'll move on to Crab. Bad News Bears. Please say Bad News give you three new movies. Please say Bad News Bears. If you are wrong, it'll move on to Crab. Bad News Bears. Please say Bad News Bears. Here we go.

Please say Bad News Bears. Which one of these was he not in? New York Minute, New York Stories, or King of New York? I'm going to say King of New York. That is incorrect. He was in King of New York. Well, you don't have to yell. I feel like you were yelling.

That was incorrect. Okay, better. It's like if Alec Baldwin hosted a game show. That was incorrect. All right, do I have to eat a period donut? Or what do I do now? You just fucking sit there and shut the fuck up. Okay.

I love this game. You can leave your hat on. Let's call this game Marriage. Fuck. You know I'm always looking for good titles for the game, so yeah, I might go with Now It's Time to Play Marriage. Graham, you got a lucky break here

because you get to choose between New York Stories and New York Minute. Which one was Buscemi not in of those two? New York Minute. That's correct. That was the Olsen twins vehicle that even Steve Buscemi would say no to appearing

in. I knew it was something with New York in it. You knew Steve Buscemi would say no to appearing in. I knew it was something with New York in it. You knew you narrowed it down to a New York movie. That's why you're I think you've got

potential to be a good player. Thank you. But for now you're out. OK. And now we go to Mike. Yeah. Of these three.

Yeah. Name some fucking movies. Billy Bathgate. In the soup. Swimming with sharks. Bath soup sharks. Boat cucumber wire. I'm guessing again, obviously.

And I'm going to go with the shark one. You're saying he's not in Swimming with Sharks? No. That is correct. He's not in Swimming with Sharks. I'm just going to guess. I don't know. Not that.

I totally... I'm doing the thing that like my girlfriend would do when we're picking like the brackets or whatever. Just like, that one sounds fun. Right? Like, sharks don't sound like Steve Buscemi to me. Anyway. What are you gonna call your girlfriend when you're married?

What? Uh, I don't I don't really have a girlfriend. I just... That's a classic maneuver there. Like when someone says, knock, knock, and you go, come in. Only needed you to say two words. Let's say you had a girlfriend.

And then you married her. Then what would she be? My wife. My wife! It's that easy, Mike. That's all you had to do. I don't know. I didn't know.

You get applause just for doing what you're... Yeah. You're like Shamu at SeaWorld. I just get you to do what I want you to do. And people applaud. And then you're supposed to walk away satisfied without any idea what the fuck just happened.

And kill a trainer. You've been separated from your family. Yeah, let's kill some motherfucking trainers. I still don't know what happened. Let's fucking drown

these goddamn trainers. Because we can't see the people at corporate at SeaWorld that demanded that we be separated from our families and treated like prisoners. I would like a dead fish.

He doesn't have HBO. Does anyone have a bucket of dead fish heads? Yeah, that guy made them into a donut over there on stage, right? Fish donut. That's the donut

I would never eat. A fish flavored donut. You guys want to? What's that? Let's play a game about movies or whatever, right? Wow. Do guys want to? What's that? Let's play a game about movies or whatever, right? Holy shit. Holy shit.

I don't want to get to where you're like, oh, and we're out of time. We had this one thing and we're just talking about dumb donuts and shit. And it's like, no, let's focus. Do you think this is the first one of these shows that went off the rails? Do you think every other one prior to this was just like, game, game, game, game, game, and this is the one where it's like fucking around?

I'm two for two, man. I like this game. Sheriff Mike's in town. No more pussyfooting around. No more lollygagging. Get to the movie games. Live up to your title, Doug. Love it or leave it.

It's whatever you want to do. I don't care. Thank you. I appreciate having the ultimate control. Let's play Last Man Stanton. I found out just there, the trouble with the Bushimi game is I thought that people would be worse

at it. And that it would, more people would be eliminated more quickly. I did good. You did great. So I'm going to have to go back to the lab and work on that one some more. more people would be eliminated more quickly. I did good. You did great. Yeah. So I'm going to have to go back to the lab and work on that one some more. But I think if I had more loaded up, we could have played to a conclusion.

But since we didn't, let's just start with Mike again. And then we'll go to Dave. Then to me. I play along on this one, Dave. Okay. I'm fine with whatever you want to do. I'm not like some people. I was just stating a fact,

not trying to talk you into it. Dave, is it alright if I play along on this one? I don't know. Let's ask that fucker Mike. Mike, can I play? Yeah. Thank you, Mike. You're welcome. And then we'll go to Graham.

My wife? My wife! Yeah! Where is Stone Cold Freak My wife Yeah Where is Stone Cold Freak Number one Is that you over there Now where do you get the nerve

To be the number one Best Stone Cold Freak In the world AOL What does AOL. AOL. What does AOL have to do with it? It suggested it.

AOL told you to call yourself Stone Cold Freak One. Long time ago. So there was a Stone Cold Freak. Right. And they were like,

how about... But then one sounds to me like the best one. That sounds like that other guy is just like, he's zero. He's stone-cold zero. Now this gentleman, this stone-cold freak, there's some other people

that tweeted me, and apologies, but I think he tweeted me the earliest on this. He says he's got the perfect name for Last Man Stanton. And just to review for people that might not know, Last Man Stanton is a game where we get an actor, actress, or director with a large body of credits of work, and then we just knock them off one at a time, naming movies that that person was involved in,

until there's a last man Stanton. Okay. What is your suggestion, Stone Cold Freak number one? Sam Rockwell. Sam Rockwell. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck indeed. This is going to be interesting.

Very interesting. I spent the last three days studying Jim Carrey. Damn it! He was in 19 films. It's hard to prep for this show. This isn't the SATs. This is anything. But we are sitting.

Anything can come flying at you. So remember, audience members. Audience members, don't yell out if you think of one. And you will. And it'll drive you crazy that we're not thinking of it Starting with Mike Name any movie with Sam Rockwell in it He was in Charlie's Angels, wasn't he?

Jesus Wasn't he the bad guy? Yeah, he was in Charlie's Angels I don't know why a guy in the audience Has decided to be like the Yes or no guy, but you're wrong out of the gate, so let's not continue to do that. Just every time. No.

Dave, what do you got? He's a terrible lover. I'm going to describe my movie. No, you got to name the title of the movie. Sam Rockwell. Right. Any Sam Rockwell movie. Okay. Look to describe my movie. No, you've got to name the title of the movie. Sam Rockwell. Right. Any Sam Rockwell movie. Okay. Look. Here we go. The Chuck Barris

movie. If you describe it like that, then you're just reminding the other contestants of that movie. And we all know what it's called. Right. So it's not smart play on your part. Yeah.

But also, if that's the only one that you think you can think of, it doesn't really matter what you do at this point because you're going to be shitty at this

if all you've got for that man's entire body of work is Chuck Beres movie. I believe he was in Lambert Stamp. Pretty sure. Yeah, he played Lambert. And nobody saw it, so fuck you people.

He was, isn't it? He's like one of the talking head interviews. He's like, man, the who, man. When I was doing that Chuck Beres movie, that's all I watched and listened to was the who. Was that a Sam Rockwell impression? That was a great Sam Rockwell. It sounded like him a little bit. Maybe my brain just went there.

I believe I am out. You are out. Okay. And I am saying Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Yeah. I'd like to replay. Graham. Okay. And I am saying Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Yeah. I'd like to replay. Graham. Okay.

Matchstick Men. Mm-hmm. I'll hang out with you, Dave. Come on, Mike. Give me a second. Be serious about this. Is there a time limit? Take it seriously.

Yes, you've got 22 minutes. Okay. That seems long. Well, you think Graham is going to whistle. No. Everyone that just sat there and didn't clap are my favorite people in the world. Some people are just like, nope, not going to get on this. Not going to participate in this stupid charade.

Sorry. I love how you asked me to do it, and then, wow, what an asshole. not going to participate in this stupid charade. Sorry to anybody. I love how you asked me to do it and then, wow, what an asshole. What a dick. I didn't say that. I said I like the people

that were not having it. Sorry for anybody that's coming to his show tomorrow. You just ruined his closer in front of you guys. That's his... I know. That was my big close to his

He gets a suggestion from the crowd and then whistles. Whatever. That'd be so great the crowd and then whistles. Whatever. That'd be so great. Andy Griffith every night. A place you'd go on vacation. Maui.

Okay. I love how he just did like a shortened impression of himself doing the annoying whistling guy. He like cleaned it up so he didn't have to endure it again. I'm upset with myself because I don't fucking, I can't think of a single movie. Oh, buddy. I'm going to be mad when you say one. But at least you tried. You were under much duress.

Who can think during that whistling? I was excited to say adaptation, but then he said matchstick man. And I was like, oh yeah, that's what it was. So I'm glad that I didn't even get to that because I was going to like enthusiastically say adaptation. Oh yeah, it was a Nicolas Cage mix up that you had. That's what it was. The classical NCM switcheroo. All right.

Fair enough. All right. So just me and Graham then. Oh, boy. For the next ten minutes. And it's my... Oh, no. It's Graham's turn.

Oh, is it? I think so. Didn't Mike just fall out? Yeah, Mike fell out. Yeah, you're up. Oh, you were already out. That's right. Oh, no, I'm back in.

Do you have another one? Matchstick Man. No. Don't be a silly. I'm going to go with Iron Man 2. Ooh. I will go with The Way Way Back. How about...

Oh, shit. Oh, man. Oh, man. Shit. Galaxy Quest. God damn it You got him on the ropes buddy Shit he's on the ropes

He's on the ropes If only he could whistle to annoy himself Shit I had that in Locked and Loaded Galaxy Quest Oh yeah You guys ever watch the show man? That's so great. He is great, and you're out. No, sir.

What do you got? I'll tell you in a second. Okay. Let's hear it. Here comes a Graham Elwood special where he makes up a movie that stars Sam Rockwell and Leif Garrett. We all remember that film, correctwell and Leif Garrett? We all remember that film, correct? Wasn't that amazing?

Skateboard Summer? Wasn't that fucking great? Sam Rockwell's about 15 years old. Leif Garrett was like the older, cool skateboarder and he like skated in

and Sam Rockwell was like, hey, how do you do that? And he got on the thing. You're not even gonna luck into a right answer on that. Like Skateboard Summer does not exist,

I guarantee it. Look it up! We can't look it up. So you're out? So you win. No, no. I'll say another one, too, just to rub it in.

Shit. I know. And then everybody in the audience has one that they thought of. I know. Here's the thing. Here's what I always do

in this game. This is what always messes me up. I can see them in, like, ten different films and the title is just like... Yeah, the words are like, oh, I wish I knew words.

I'm only... I'm a pictures guy. That's what I am. I'm all images. I'm a visuals guy. I'm a visual dude. And it's hard not to picture Sam Rockwell being the only actor in a movie called Moon.

Damn it. What else you got, guys? Wow. I don't know what you're saying. You're all just yelling at me. I heard psychopaths, yes. She's either choking or there's a movie called Choke.

Right? Was he in Napoleon Dynamite? Napoleon Dynamite? He wasn't in Napoleon Dynamite. Stone him, stone him. People keep saying Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Which version was he in? People keep saying Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Which version was he in?

Oh, she is upset. Holy shit. Wow. It's okay. It's going to be okay. I think she had a period donut. Wait, what? He was selling cigarettes in Shredder's Lair.

Was he really? All right, that's nerdy that you know that, but But that's cool I sure wish I had sat in the audience They're smart Did you look up? It was Oh, right, yeah, yeah, that's a good one Which one? Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Oh, yeah Good actor, been in a lot of stuff Yeah, that's what we were discussing Ninja Turtles Alright, settle down, you guys discussing, the Ninja Turtles. All right, settle down, you guys. I prefer the Ninja Turtles book. Wow.

He's in Gentleman Broncos? That's why she thought he was in Napoleon Dynamite, because it's the same filmmaker? Wait, isn't he... He's also the bad guy in that Jonah Hill babysitter film. Oh, the sitter, yeah. The sitter, yeah. Man, he's been in a bunch of shit. I love him, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, he works. Sure wish I'd seen his movies. Steady employment, guys. But it really helped. So Graham gets to go first in the Leonard Maltin game. Yay!

to go first in the Leonard Maltin game. Yay! I have a prediction that I'm not going to do very well. I have a prediction that I'm going to do very well. But I'm going to try for you people. Because I love you. Because I'm from Dallas, I live here, and you're my brethren. You're my people. Oh, wow.

Lone Star State, right, guys? Come on now. That's right. Come on now. Don't mess with Texas,one Star State, right, guys? Come on now. That's right. Don't mess with Texas, am I right, brothers and sisters? Let's get racist. Who's with me? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, man. Too soon?

So you guys are just, the minute you guys come close to losing, I know you guys are just going to be like, uh, how about them cowboys? And they're just like, whoo! Oh, wow. All right. Okay. Sweet. It didn't seem to work.

No, it didn't. I'm going to try really hard. I really am. Good thing. I'm from Missouri. Hey. Is that the slogan? Hi.

That's on the license plate. That's what our license plates say. We're from Missouri. Hey. With a question mark. The Ys get progressively smaller. We're from Missouri. With a question mark. The lies get progressively smaller. I'm from Missouri? What? Is this a guy doing this?

Are you telling me I'm from Missouri? Show me. Because it's the... It's the show me state. I got it. I wish that was the game. I would have gotten that. One state model.

Oh, you're better at figuring out jokes? Yeah. Well. Yeah. Other people. Let's play How Jokes Work. No, let's play the Leonard Mullen game. And in order to do this properly, I have to ask the management here at Hyena's if I could please have another beverage.

Tito's and soda for me. Do you need anything, Mike? No, thank you. I have this water. Oh, that's your water. I thought that was Dave's water. Well, I thought this was my cookie thing here, too. But apparently we're sharing everything now.

Do you need anything, Dave? I would like a glass of red wine. Oh! Someone's going to get even worse at playing the games. How is that possible? Yeah, wouldn't that be great if the red wine turned it around for you? It's like Peter Griffin playing the piano or whatever.

Or some other suggestion, example. I don't know. Something. So we're, yeah, we might. It's Doug Lowe's movies, not Doug Lowe's cartoons on Fox. Show me state. See? Okay.

Sorry. Sorry, everybody. What are you doing, Graham? Just making weird faces. That's good for the podcast. I know. I love it. I always give a couple of treats just for the studio audience that they and they alone get to enjoy.

Studio audience. It's not a studio. We're just sitting on chairs that they drug up from the bar. And we have four microphones and they're all different yes they're each special in their own way can you use a wireless mic microphones

are like they're like snowflakes in what way they're all different and unique and special and Graham gets the one where he can go

anywhere he wants that's god damn right bitches I'm gonna do some table whistling that's the worst titty bar ever God damn right, bitches. I'm going to do some table whistling. That's the worst titty bar ever. Graham, can we see it? Can you go out into the bathroom and see if it still works?

You got it, pal. Maybe go by the bar and get a fucking drink. I'm kind of hoping it doesn't still work. Oh, it's going to work, Doug. Everywhere I go, it works. Do you think if you went next door and watched a movie, you could talk us through it? Yeah, I'll totally do that. I'll go watch Lambert and Stamp

and find out who wins the big case. Yep, just hanging out in the lobby. Can you still hear me? Yeah, we can still hear you, but you can't hear us, idiot. No, I can't hear you, but who cares? I'm just going to talk a lot. You know, sometimes when I work out, I drink a vegan smoothie after I work out, pour it directly into my biceps.

That is literally a glass of red wine. Yeah. You got what you asked for. I love the wine glasses here. Yeah. It's like my mom had to dump out her milk and clean it out to just give you some wine it just looked like the grape jelly melted

they just kind of gave up cleaning hey this urinal cake tastes weird these crayons taste like candles I love how he called it a urinal cake you shouldn't know what either of those things taste like. Like, the urinal aspect of the title would have given you a clue that it would taste funny. Why are you looking at it? Weird.

Because I love it. Okay. Yeah, that's what the wine drinkers do when they get a nice thick glass of wine, is they hold it up to the light and just see all the delightful prisms of... Yeah. They knockisms of... Yeah. Knocking sideways. Yeah. Yeah, the Sam Rockwell movie.

Yes, we're back to movies. This got a lovely bouquet. Where's Graham at? He left. Just hanging out here in the audience, watching this guy drinking a hat, drink a goblet of beer like a wino that won a contest at an all-you-can-drink wine bar. Yeah. All right. Well, get back up here.

Yeah. Hello, everybody. That's what I call magic, folks. That is the wonderful world of illusion that happens every time we grace the stage. Donut guy, how you doing? Donut and Fosters. That's right. Donut and cake.

Donut and cake. Call it what it is. Come on now. It ain't a real donut. It's a Dallas cake donut. We're going to wash it down with Fosters USA. That's right. Wait a minute.

It's Texas. We correct people. We do it different down here. That's right. You know what. We do it different down here. You know what goes good with wine? Donuts. Right is white. Who would yell that out? Why would anybody? God, that donut guy is out of his mind.

Oh, racist donut guy. Thanks for coming to the show. Despite your racism. Yeah. There's some episodes where there's no donuts and no racism. But he made sure we had both. Right, right. It's a lovely combo.

You can have this donut cake when you pry it from my cold dead hands, right. It's a lovely combo. You can have this donut cake when you pry it from my cold, dead hands, brother. Try burning this donut, you son of a bitch. Are you having fun, dude? Yeah, I'm loving it. I'm having a good time. You really have a lot of voices. I would like everybody to join me tomorrow. We're having a donut burning down at the church.

There's a lot of evil donuts that we just don't think that the children should see or have access to. So we're going to burn them. All my donuts live in Texas. My

Twinkies are in Tennessee. It's a different state. Get it? White donuts by morning. I don't know. Mike, when are you going to jump in and say, let's play a game about movies? Yeah. It's about time for a game. Good idea, Mike.

Thanks for being there. Donut? Wait, no, I didn't word that right. Donut? Stop me Good idea, Mike. Thanks for being there. Donut? Wait, no, I didn't word that right. I was trying to make... Donut, stop me from playing this game. There we go. Graham Elwood gets to go first. You got it, boss.

Pick a category between One Fine Day, the films of Rafe and Joseph Fiennes, Liar Liar, Liar. Films of Bill O'Reilly. And by films of, I mean, you know, he played himself or plays with himself in a couple movies. And this is a category I thought of. I'm very proud of it child abusey

and it's movies featuring jake bucey because he's a child abusey i'll take childusey ladies and gentlemen who doesn't want Child Abusey Graham is all for Child Abusey would you like

some Child Abusey from 1996 or 2004 96 what a good year three stars from Leonard for this movie

that's got Jake Busey in it From 96 He says that this movie is a wild ride He also says it's great fun And he also says This movie carries you along from one kinetic burst to another And then he lists this movie carries you along from one kinetic burst to another. And then he lists 11 names.

11 names. The guy out there thinks you should bid nine. Oh, you're thinking nine? He's inside your brain. Shit. Do I go nine or do I go zero? Oh! I would go nine. Go nine.

Okay, cool. Yeah, we'll go nine. He's saying nine. He's going to go nine. So, so, he says nine names, Dave. We're going to go to you next. Oak. Or should we go to Mike next?

Yeah, do Mike. Okay. What did he say? Nine? He said nine. No, I said zero. I said zero. Oh, you're really going with zero.

I'm going with zero. For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zero names. I thought it was so fun. So did I. You did the whole thing. You were like, I'm just kidding.

And then you sat down. And then we all looked at each other Like why would he do that And but then Because he knows it I guess No I was serious Yeah So he says zero names Mike So you gotta either

Go negative names You just gotta No Go negative I refuse Ask him to name it Hope he doesn't know The right answer

Yeah Go Say it He says name it Starship Troopers That's incorrect What He's in Starship Troopers. That's incorrect. What? He's in Starship Troopers.

It doesn't matter if he's in it. He's been in a lot of movies. This one was called Twister. Oh, no. So when did Starship Troopers come out? What, 97? God damn it. You're not going to talk him

into that being the answer. Maybe. Maybe. Wait, so when did that come? See, that's what I meant. Maybe if you whistled. You just don't see that on Jeopardy enough.

Alex, I was kind of right. Yeah. No, I just like knowing for my own knowledge. Edification. I am so happy that I'm going to be second. Damn it. All that buildup.

Okay, nine names. Nine names. All right, here's your nine names. My name. Did he get it wrong already? Yeah, okay, yeah. No, you have a point, Mike Baldwin. It's me?

I go? All right, I still don't go. I don't know what to do. I'm going to buy you some HBO. I'm going to buy HBO for you. I'm going to get it. But Dave gets to pick the next category. God damn it.

And then we'll go back towards Mike again. Okay. Dave, would you like at Drew Robbs suggested... What's going on over there, guys? No tabs. You all right, Graham? Yeah, that was not mine. Graham's drink got mixed up with some real drinks on somebody's table.

And he doesn't have alcohol in his. So just everybody taste them until you find one that doesn't taste good. And then pass that back to Graham, please. He was doing some table whistling and one thing led to another. That one, Jesus. Or we could just get you a new one, Graham, but either way, let's... Yeah, I'm done drinking the tail end of this other dude's Long Island iced tea. Thanks, though.

Some people call that the business end. Thanks, Brent. Yeah, have that. That's a fresh water. Enjoy it. All right, so Dave's picking a category. Okay, that sounds good. I can't wait to meet him.

I don't know. Thank you, Seven. Yeah, back at you. Give me a ride home. Job. Oh, now Graham is spitting out his water. I think this one had roofie in it.

Alright, so can we play now? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Job at the Hut. That's a movie that has a pizza delivery person. I'll take that one. I like pizza. You gotta hear the other two categories Okay

You and your rules Red Light Challenge That's the movie that has a chase scene That has a cab involved in it I'll take that one You gotta hear all the options Okay, I didn't hear you the first time Or the other Jeff Tate

And that's movies that have Queensryche on the soundtrack. Sorry. It's okay. The lead singer of Queensryche is named Jeff Tate. I didn't know that. Mm-hmm. Hmm.

He gets mixed up with the frequent guest on this show, Jeff Tate. Oh, they have the same name. Mm-hmm. Is it spelled the same? I think so, yeah. It's not... Is it G-E-O-F-F? Oh, that's the cough.

G-E-O-F-F. G-E-O-F-F? Oh, that's the cough. G-E-O-F-F. G-E-O-F-F. G-E-O-F-F. G-E-O-F-F. G-E-O-F-F. G-E-O-F-F. G-E-O-F-F. G-E-O-F-F.

G-E-O-F-F. Yeah. I know. Mm-hmm. What else do you want to talk about? Pick one of the categories. Pizza guy? The first one?

Okay. Would you like a movie that's got a pizza delivery person in it from 1982 or 1989? No. No. No. Neither one. Different year. No. No.

No. That's like if Sophie just left both of her kids. No. I don't need to choose. No. They can hang out together. Let's just move on to Mike. 82. All right. That's just move on to Mike. 82.

That's my wheelhouse because I was in my 30s. Okay. I was born in 81. You can go fuck yourself. Three. And get born again. Three stars from Leonard for this movie. I agree.

He calls it brashly entertaining. He also says that it was later a TV series. And he also says that it was based on a book. And he lists 12 people, I think. I'm not a reader. 12 people. So 1982 had a'm not a reader. 12 people. So 1982 had a pizza delivery guy in it. Okay.

At some point in the whole movie. Pizza was delivered. This is my question, Mike. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to get. During the film, pizza was delivered. How many names can you get it in? Sorry about my math.

I can start at 12. Dave, you can take all 12. What should I do, racist dude? You can take it all. Don't ask that guy. Nine. You're going with the nine? Nine.

He's going with the nine. Nine. Okay, stop yelling at me like an angry German. I just like numbers. Mike? I will say eight. He says eight, Graham. Graham's out, isn't he?

No. Out. What happened to... What kind of weird... eight. He says eight, Graham. Graham's out, isn't he? No. Out? What happened to... What kind of weird... What did he say before that was wrong? I had to be out earlier. He whistle danced. You don't get to play anymore after that. That's the worst Kevin Bacon movie ever. You need to listen

to more episodes. Kevin Bacon is whistle dancer. Whistle dancing is very popular. It's eight to me. I will go zero. Oh! Ooh, I like how he did the bottle, too.

And I don't know if this is the Long Island iced tea talking, but I think I got this bitch. Hope this guy doesn't have mouth Ebola. Hey, do you remember what happened last time you did zero? I go all in, motherfucker.

This is like, isn't this the go big state or the go home state? What the fuck? I think it's the go home state. Also, strategically, it wouldn't necessarily hurt him for you to get a point instead of Mike, because Mike is on the verge of winning because he already has one. No shit. So, yeah. Graham's playing this right, I think.

A whole fucking thing. I'm going to go with you then, Doug, because you've done this before. I have a few times. You're my favorite. It's the wine talking. Do you want to go negative names or do you want to challenge Graham

and hope that he says Starship Troopers again? Graham, I challenge you to say Starship Troopers again. Guys, I challenge you to say Starship Troopers again. What's it called, Graham? Fast Times at Ridgemont High? That's correct. Ba-boom! Drop the water. Oh, my.

A lot of cultures that mean something. Nice. Oh, dude. How about ours? There's one by my chair, if you want. Yeah, the late, great

Taylor Negron comes in and Pizza Guy, Mr. Pizza Guy. Yeah, Mr. Hand. Isn't it our time? Listen to some history, enjoying some food. I like that movie. Great stuff. Yeah, that's classic.

Never saw it. It's hard to watch movies when you ain't been born. But they're always HBO. They got to set up a screen in the womb. But I don't want to go watch it now because it'll be all 80s and shit. What's the matter with that? You're gonna be like, it's so good.

And I'm like, no, it's not. I don't talk like that. It holds up, I think. I think Fast Times holds up, I dare say. Really? All right. Maybe I'll check it out. And it's fun just to see all the young, you know,

Nicolas Cage's tits. Yep. No. See, now I know that Cage's tits. Yep. No. See, now I know that that's going to happen. I don't even fucking need to see it now. I don't think it is, though.

I think it's Eric Stoltz and Anthony Edwards and Sean Penn. You don't see Nicolas Cage's tits. And the guy that plays DeMone. And Judge Reinhold.

Yeah, Judge Reinhold. Yeah, Judge Reinhold jerks off to Nicolas Cage's tits. Yeah. My favorite part. At the pool. When he's at the pool.

All right. Then he gets a whistle dance. It's fun. Dave, you get to pick a category again. I can't wait. I don't know why you get such responsibility all the time. I don't mind. I'm an adult.

Wait, who challenged Graham that last time? I did. Oh, you did. Okay, so Mike gets to go first. Mike, hey, Mike. Mike gets to go first, and then we'll go to Dave. And Mike gets to choose between Puff, Puff, Pass.

That's Emily Blunt movies that Leonard gave two stars or less. He gave a puff and a puff, and then he decided to pass. The sagging baggins category Apollo 86 And it's movies where Carl Weathers dies

And go bananas Go bananas And that's movies with apes in the title But Mike Keep in mind that Apes is in the middle of a bunch of shit. I'll give you an example. Okay.

The Grand Budapest Hotel has apes in the title. Yeah. No. A little trickier than you think. Which one of those would you like to play? Emily Blunt? Carl Weathers dies. I'm going Carl Weathers dies. All right. Which one of those would you like to play? Emily Blunt? Carl Weathers dies?

I'm going Carl Weathers dies. Yeah! And the way to get it back? The year is 1987, and half of the dudes in this room already know the answer. Three stars from Leonard. He says about this movie that it was solid and suspenseful. It's slow to get started, but emerges as a grabber. And then he lists ten names.

Oh, he wants to say it right now. I can sense it. Right, Mike? He lists ten names. So if you think you know it, that's when you can go zero. Or you can go negative names. So if you think you know it, that's when you can go zero. Or you can go negative names. Depending on how many people in the cast you think you can name from the top down.

You were only four years old. No, that's your wrong at math. Okay, alright. That's a valid point. Math isn't your jam. I'll do zero. He'll do zero. He says zero names.

Dave... What should I do, Doug? Well, you could challenge him. Or if you think you know what the movie is, do you have any idea? Kind of, but not really. That's not a powerful position to be in right now. So you've got to hope that he's going to get it wrong.

But if he gets it right, he'll win the whole thing. He'll get two points. Let me ask you this. Whether I win or lose, do I still get more wine? You know what? I will make sure that you get at least one more glass of free wine here tonight at Hyena's. Then I don't give a shit. And Mike,

name that fucking movie, you piece of shit. What's it called, Mike? Can you read the... No! You can't read the clues? I can, yeah, but this is interesting that you still think you need to hear the clues again. Now I'm second-guessing myself, because I can only think of two movies in the world

where Carl Weathers dies, and it's a toss up between those two. All right. Let me give you the clues again. Yeah. What a dilemma. Three stars from Leonard out of a possible four. Okay. Yeah.

He said that this movie was solid and suspenseful. And suspenseful. That describes both. Takes some time to get started, but emerges a grabber. What's the name of it, Mike? Predator. That's correct. There's the other one, though.

Because it's either that or Rocky IV, right? You wanted to go Rocky IV, didn't you? I feel like Rocky IV didn't start slow and then become a grabber. Yeah, there's no suspense in Rocky IV. You're just like, what the fuck are they doing in the jungle, dude? And then you're like, oh, now I'm grabbed. Yeah, you're not watching any Rocky movie going, I don't know, is he going to do well in the fight? Maybe he'll get knocked out in the first round.

What's he smell like? Rocky has lost, didn't he? He lost once. He lost in the first Rocky movie. Yeah, but you had to. The first one he lost by decision, but he went all the way. Went all the way. But then the second one, did he win again?

Second one he wins. Three, he loses to Clubber Lang in the early movie, but then comes back. And that's when Apollo Creed goes, the way to get it back. And they train and they run in a pool and shit like that. Yeah, they get Lang in the early movie but then comes back and that's when Apollo Creed goes the way to get it back and they train and they run in a pool and shit like that. Yeah, they get by the tiger.

They teach him how to dance and stuff. Then he beats him at the end of that four. He beats Drago. Drago kills Apollo Creed in the beginning of the movie and then he goes... Played by Carl Weathers.

Yes. Yes. And then... And then... So then Rocky fights Drago and he kills Brigitte Nielsen. Yeah. Emotionally. Yes. And then, so then Rocky fights Drago, and he kills Brigitte Nielsen. Yeah. Emotionally.

Yeah. He cripples her emotionally. Yeah. And then... And then she has to do... And then part five is Rocky V has his son is a street fighter, and nobody gives a shit. Yeah. And Tommy Morrison.

Is a street fighter and nobody gives a shit. Yeah. And Tommy Morrison. And then Dave wants his wine so bad. If he leaves the stage, he can't get a free wine anymore. No, I was just to the end. So he has to get it while the show's still going. Yeah, because everyone just passed. So he's desperate for his free glass of wine.

Come on, empty out another jar of jam. Throw some Boone's Farm into it. Yeah, I wish. And get it out here for our... I don't know how much you care, but literally a bolt just fell out of the stool

that you're sitting on. You know what? I'm just saying, whatever. Let's play the game. I don't care. What game is this? The game is over.

Does Rocky Graham impart Rocky Balboa? There's the wine. Oh, thanks. Thank you. Thanks. Thank you. She brought it over like, who is this for? Rocky Balboa, he does lose, but he goes the distance because he's 90 years old.

And that's like, holy shit. And it's like a nice bookend of the first movie that he goes the distance, but he's still a loser. Yeah. Yeah. Ugh. Ugh. Loser. Adrian is dead.

Where's that new lady? Oh, yeah. He's at the end of the fight. He's just tagged around the ring going, new lady. New lady. Lady. Hey, lady. I'm here, Rocky.

Oh, wow. She sounds sexy Sexy as shit Oh my god I wonder if she whistles Gentlemen Start your boners Already done

Alright Mike is our winner Who are you playing for Mike? Congratulations Mike I'm for Wet hot Eric Summer Where's wet hot Eric? Come get your prizes

He's over here somewhere He's that character Eric? Come get your prizes. He's over here somewhere. He's that character. Eric's walking towards the stage. He's a chef. He's wearing black glasses. He has a brown-looking hat on. He's got a shirt that probably fit him a little better six months ago.

Congratulations. You can iron that. You can iron your shirt. There you go. You don't need to iron it. Fuck irons. Right in America. Texas, fuck irons.

If he had ironed that shirt earlier this evening and then sat in a chair all night, it would look like that. It could have been perfectly ironed earlier. It's fine. I'm an asshole. Don't give him a hard time. I'm an asshole. I'm sorry. Way to go, pal.

No, you should have given him the better advice, which is switch to t-shirts. Yeah, t-shirts. Yeah, we're all unwrinkled up here with our fucking T-shirts on. You can get 10 of them for like $50 on a website somewhere. Let me see your

shithead there, Graham, and remind us of when the L.A. Podcast Festival is. The Podcast Festival is September 18th through the 20th, so go to

lapodfest.com. Also, I'll be headlining the Comedy Corner Underground in Minneapolis, Minnesota June 19 and 20, so check that out. And I'll be in the the Comedy Corner Underground in Minneapolis, Minnesota, June 19 and 20. So check that out. And I'll be in the lobby here tonight. I got the books and some Whistling Bane shirts, and I'll autograph your babies.

I didn't know we were doing that. Yeah, get your babies signed in the lobby. I got Ninjas Hate Crunchy Leaf shirts, if anybody wants to go on. You do? Oh, that's awesome. That's a great shirt. Yeah. I'll wear the shit out of that.

Pick those up in the lobby. Where else can people check you out, Mike Baldwin? My name is Mike Baldwin. Just Google me. If you go to MikeBaldwin.com, it's a different guy. What's your name again, Mike Baldwin? It's just Mike Baldwin. Mike Baldwin, everybody.

It's like Alec Baldwin, only it's Mike. Okay. All right. That's how I remember. Mike Baldwin. I'm Mike Baldwin. That's how you remember your own name. I love it.

It's a good system, man. Got to finally say goodbye to Sagan Baggins because the Apollo 86 category is dead. Yeah, maybe Sagan Baggins will come back with something else. What about you, Dave Little? Where can we see you? Where can we catch you on the internet, on Twitter, whatnot? I'm going to be at CVS later. It's a good gig, guys.

Getting some ammonia. You're going to be in the ointments aisle? Ointments, probably. I'm on Twitter. I'm Dave Little. Letter I, the letter M, Dave Little. Okay. Also, lovedavelittle.com is my website.

Be the fourth person to visit. Oh, what will they win? I don't know. Just the honor of being the fourth person. Yeah. I mean what will they win? I don't know. Just the honor of being the fourth person? Yeah, I mean, I've had it up since 1997. Oh.

Thanks to Viagra. Who hasn't? I don't know. Thank you guys for being here. I'm going to be at the Limestone Comedy Festival in Bloomington, Indiana June 5 through 6.

And we're going to do stand-up, we're going to do Douglas movies. And we're going to do stand-up. We're going to do Douglas movies. And we're going to do a Benson movie interruption of Hoosiers, which is a pretty good, serious movie. So it's going to be weird to be making jokes. The movie's awesome. Yeah, it's really good. So it's going to be funky.

But we're going to give it a try and see what happens. We did Breaking Away last year, or two years ago, and that was super fun. So we're trying Hoosiers this time. One more time for all of these guys. Thank you, Dallas. Graham Elwood.

Graham Elwood. Available in the lobby. I hope everybody had fun. Thank you. Mike Baldwin and Dave Little. Where's your name tag? I've got to get

the shithead off the back. Thank you, Dave. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Mike. I gotta get the shithead off the back Thank you Dave Thanks guys Thanks Mike We don't have to do a formal handshake or anything You can just leave I need some time alone you guys I need some quiet time

Thanks for coming out Thanks for doing what I assume You're gonna do later this evening which is watching David Letterman's final show I know he was a big influence to me

and lots of the comics that appear on Doug Lowe's movies and all of your favorite podcasts and I'm going to miss him but as always

I don't know which one I agree with maybe neither Hulu buying Seinfeld is a shithead I don't really have an opinion about that one way or the other and the away goals rule is a shithead

three or four guys agree with me on that. Hit the theme song. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.