Doug Loves Movies - Graham Elwood Vs. Boise

Episode Date: May 12, 2013

Graham takes on audience members in the Leonard Maltin Game at the Knitting Factory in Boise, ID.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug Loves Movies! Oceans 13. Last night, Graham Elwood played the Leonard Maltin game against audience members at the Knitting Factory in Boise, Idaho, and I'll play the so-so audio from that event at the conclusion of this mini-bone. And if you guys haven't checked out Dining with Doug and Karen, please do. It's my other podcast, and each one has a guest, including Doug Loves Movies favorites like Kumail Nanjiani, DC Pearson, Sarah Silverman, Brian Posehn, Pete Holmes, TJ Miller, Greg Proops, Matt Myra. Check them the fuck out in the comedy podcast section of iTunes. Since last I spoke and you listened, I saw The Great Gatsby. I did not like it much, but I will definitely see it again someday. And by that I mean I am going to interrupt it,

because I think that would be a lot more fun than what I went through just sitting there watching it without comedians making jokes. Tour dates stand up in Providence, May 18th. Douglas Movies in New York City, May 20th. Stand up in Knoxville, Tennessee on May 25th at 420. Nashville is going to be stand up and a Douglas Movies in New York City, May 20th. Stand-Up in Knoxville, Tennessee on May 25th at 4.20. Nashville is going to be Stand-Up and a Douglas Movies on May 26th and 27th at 4.20. I'm doing Stand-Up at Helium in Buffalo, New York on Sunday, June 2nd at 4.20. Helium in Philly, June 22nd and 23rd.

Howlin' Wolf in New Orleans, June 27th, Doug Benson Day in Oklahoma City, June 28th. All these dates and deets and links are at douglovesmovies.com. Oh, the weed is good here. And now, last night's rowdy Leonard Walton game from my own private hell. I mean, Idaho. So I'm asking for permission to record you, entire audience. I have permission to record everyone here in Boise at the Knitting Factory on whatever date this is.

Mother's Day is tomorrow. Yeah, we're Dior's. on whatever date this is. Mother's Day is tomorrow. Yeah, we're yours. Okay, so pick a name tag. Oh my god, nice. Nice job. Those guys are awesome. Those guys put them on Twitter.

Those are fucking Jeff, who lives at home, and there's a picture of me and Doug. Love that. This is really expensive. Oh, my God. Nice. You guys did an amazing job, man. Sparta!

Sparta Palm Strike shirt, Princess Laurel. Final Justination 2. Schwarzenegger and Ray's. Something about Mary Jane. Something about Mary Jane. Nice. Dave's not here. I love it.

Awesome. You can see the Douglas movies logo up there. Nice. This is a good job, nice. Dave's not here, I love it. Awesome. You can see the Douglas movies logo up there. Nice. This is, man, you guys are good. Great job, everybody. This is a couple went to the bathroom together. That's cute. Wow.

A couple that shits together stays together, you guys. Come on. Everybody, please. I think it's if a couple shits, you must acquit. Yes. Isn't that the same? That is the same. Who do you wanna play against, Graham?

Alright, this guy in the front row made an amazing name tag. My name is Bill. You right there, dude. How do we get him up here? Does he have to come around the long way? We're going the long way. Bill!

You guys, out the round of applause for all these amazing fucking name tags you guys made. I'm standing in person. Here's Kyle and I's custom pants. Here's a lot of custom cards. Nice work, buddy. Hold it up there. Hold it up. Hold it up there.

Hold it. Sure. Obligatory Grandma Hooks suck-up section. Nice work. Oh, it's a cold gluten candy. That's nice, dude. Holy shit! You've got to hold it the whole time.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't care how heavy it is. You've got to hold on to it. Wow, it's beautiful without my shirt on. Okay, now it's getting a little creepy. Now it's getting... That's a miffle. ...like a sock or a thing. Nice. And your name is Bill?

Yes, sir. Okay. His name is in there somewhere. It's a really complicated name tag. Here's what you planned for, Bill. A Don't Loves Movies t-shirt. Alright! And... What are you planning for, Bill? A Doug Loves Movies t-shirt? Alright! Copy of my CD, Smug Life, that's available in a lot of stores in the wrap section, because they think it's a wrap album, and they...

They must be so bummed out when you put that in there. It's just like, hey, Artie! That's what they're hearing instead. And my friends in St. Louis, the Gorilla Food Street truck, all those delicious food, they gave me a t-shirt that I'm paying for. You guys like St. Louis, too. These are the people who ate shit for Appleton earlier. Who raises it everywhere? A couple of no-man's.

This gypsy crowd right here. Oh, Bill's having something thrown to him. I'm paying that for it for the next prize bag. Next prize bag. Bill is contributing something. Nice, Bill. What is it? What does it say on it, Bill? It's a woot shirt about movies. It's a woot shirt about movies?

The 10 things I learned in the 80s. Oh, okay. Don't cross the streams. Yeah, okay. Nobody puts baby in the corner. That, of course, is from Precious. That's awesome. I couldn't figure out the rest of it, though. Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

Yes. Alright, Bill. I'll throw in a copy of my CD, Grandma's Palmstrike Dance Party. Palmstrike Dance Party! Yeah! Go Chargers! Go Chargers! You gotta keep holding your name tag, Bill. God damn it.

Don't put your name tag down the dirty, dirty stage. Don't put baby's name tag in a corner. Happy birthday! Alright. Happy birthday. Oh, it's your birthday also? Holy shit!

Wow. I don't know. I will be sending people for you. Nice! Nobody heard that. The audience here or at home. I didn't even hear it. You get to pick a category, Bill.

Would you like uh right into my ears. You get to pick a category, Bill. Would you like Dangle Unchained? That's the films of Tom Lennon. Or would you like Dolphin Lundgren? That's movies with Dolph Lundgren, a dolphin, or both.

Or Beverly Hills Flop? That's movies that Eddie Murphy was in that got listed two stars, according to Leonard. I'll take Dangle Unchained. Dangle Unchained. Dangle Unchained.

Interesting choice. And movies of Tom Lennon. Yeah, Tom Lennon's appeared in some films. Sometimes he's a doctor, other times he's a new dad. I believe he's a priest in the upcoming Hell Baby, the co-directed. Two and a half stars from Leonard for this movie that Tom Lennon is in from 2009. Don't yell out if you think you know him.

He's just between Bill and Graham. He says that the lead actor gives a nuanced, intriguing performance. I'm not going to say whether that's Tom Lennon or not. And he also says that this film is uneven. Uneven. And he lists seven to eleven names. I'll do that in nine names. Nine names.

That's a great opening bit, Bill. I will do that in nine names. Nine names. Great. I will do it in six. Five. Three. Excuse me. Don't put numbers in Graham's mouth. There's only two rules. Don't put baby in a corner. Don't put numbers in Graham's

face hole. Unless you number your vagina, then you can put that in life. Yes, put your vagina in Graham's mouth, everybody. Pull off your pants and go, this is pie because it goes under. Good night. That is a joke. GrahamMilwood.com That's why we call it

a meet and greet. Can't wait to meet and greet your vaginas. Bring us your meat pies. And I will greet them with my dick. With my dick knife? My dick spatula. No, eat it with a spoon. Your spatula.

Yeah, yeah. Stripes. He said five names, Graham. I say name it. Oh, here we go. Don't run away, Bill. I need you to stage forward. A couple steps forward. Tom Lennon's in this movie from 2009,

Bill. Five people that are listed at the bottom of the credits are Margaret Cho, Nicole Sullivan, Jim Gaffigan, Hunter Parrish, and Michelle Trachtingberg. What is the name of this movie that has Thomas Lennon in it? If it's not Forrest Gump, then thank you for yelling it out. Don't yell out. What do you think it is? Nuanced.

Nah, it's not the name of the movie. Oh, we're just yelling out names and waiting until we get the right one? Alright, hold on, hold on. What to expect from your expecting? Well, just keep trying. First of all, I know I get really high and everything, but that movie was out last summer. Not 2009. But I like you so much, Bill, and we're so close to being out of time,

that I'm declaring you the winner anyway for your amazing sign. Yeah, grab your bag, good buddy. Yeah, go ahead and grab that bag. And then just come up to the table and I'll give you a copy of the CD. Thanks, man. Let's hear it for Bill, everybody.

Bill! Do you have any idea what it is, Graham? No, but I know that there's a Comedy Film Nerds Live podcast recording if you're in the Los Angeles area May 16th at the NerdMail Theater. Doug Benson and Kevin Pollak will be there, folks. And that dude. All right, well, in that case, Graham Elwood, everybody. What's the name of the film?

I'll tell you later. Go get your table set. Damn it, you set it up. I gotta say something after you drop the microphone and leave. He's gotta go get his little store all set up up in the balcony. We'll all go visit him. The drunk lady's

gonna get to him first. Hey, baby with the film, Bill. Thanks for going back to your seat and asking. 17 again. Yeah, Zach Efron gives a nuanced performance. And Tom Lennon

is the fourth billed person after Matthew Perry and Leslie M. But thank you for making such an elaborate sign. Thank you to all of you for making signs. As always, Spokane is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.

There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!