Doug Loves Movies - Graham Elwood Vs. Eugene, OR

Episode Date: April 22, 2013

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Doug Loves Movies! annual 421 show at Wow Hall in Eugene, Oregon. Graham Elwood's mom was in the audience, but that does not deter Jackassery from occurring. Not a lot of name tags in the crowd, but it was a lot of fun as usual. Thank you, Wow Hall. See you next year on 421. I'll play the audio of Graham playing the Leonard Maltin game against audience members at the end of this mini. But first up, plugs. I'll be doing stand-up at Fett Ballroom in Providence, Rhode Island. I was pronouncing it feet. Someone told me it's pronounced Fett. Either way, I will be there Saturday, May 18th. And I am proud to say that I will be in Boston at the Brighton Music Hall on Sunday, May 19th.

And then I'm going to do a Doug Loves Movies in New York City on Monday, May 20th at the Gramercy Theater. And more stand-up at Sidesplitters in Knoxville on Saturday, May 25th at 420. And at Zany's in Nashville on Sunday, May 25th at 420, and at Zany's in Nashville on Sunday, May 26th at 420, and then I'll be doing a Douglas Movies taping the next day at Zany's at 420, the second annual Memorial Day Douglas Movies in Nashville, and I hope the recording turns out completely this time. Hope the recording turns out completely this time. From the corrections department, Friday was our third annual countdown to 420 show at San Francisco. Graham was wrong.

I was right. Two of them were at Cobbs, and the third one was at the Punchline. But we did do it for three years running, and I hope to do it again next year. Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. At JR underscore Matthews, Junior underscore Matthews tweeted, Doug Benson, you couldn't yell Fitzcarraldo at Werner when he was wrong, but you can yell, No! Sferatu! Thanks for that, Junior. This has been Tweet Relief, tweets about Doug Loves Movies, and I hope I get a chance to use that idea on

Werner Herzog when he returns tomorrow night. And then I hope I remember to use that idea if Werner Herzog gets a wrong answer tomorrow night. Now it's time for more plugs. Saturday, June 1st, I'll be at Comedy Bar in Toronto. June 2nd, stand up at Helium in Buffalo at 420. And I'll be doing lots of stuff at the Limestone Comedy Festival in Bloomington. My mom calls it Bloomy's, Indiana. I'll be doing lots of stuff at the Limestone Comedy Festival in Bloomington. My mom calls it Bloomy's, Indiana, June 8th and 9th. And as always, too many plugs is a shithead.

Hey, Eugene, what's up? That's what I like. That's the woodsman of the world enthusiasm. Sharpen that axe. That you come to expect here at Wow Hall. So cute. And I'm here on 421 with Graham Elwood, and we are going to see if any folks that listen to the podcast in the audience brought some name tags.

Do we have any name tags at all? Looks like you've got some cute ones in the audience brought some name tags. Do we have any name tags at all? Looks like we got some cute ones in the front row. Who are those supposed to be? Is that supposed to be you? Those are us? That's me and Graham Elwood. We got right up front. From the cartoons. You guys remember that? From the cartoons of us. That Saturday morning cartoon what's that back there I got my credit card to buy your merch if I'm picked she brought a credit card and she will buy

some of Grant's merch if picked if not picked you're not going to buy a comedy film merch book or a palm strike t-shirt or a palm strike dance party CD she's very angry fuck it! Fuck it!

I will not buy that stuff. Fuck it and put it back on the shelf. Yeah, settle down. Grandma's mom is here. So there's like a low turnout of name tags. This is like a startling new trend. So, Graham, who do you want to play against? Bring up the wheelchair!

Is there a ramp for the wheelchair? Because that's a... That seems to be a violation. You made treats, too? Yeah. They made a bunch of stuff. Oh, I made gluten-free. I'm a sucker for that.

It's very elaborate of what they did. Come on up. Why don't we have both of them come up? Why don't we have them play against you as a team? Because I'm dying to get this over with. People are anxious to come see you at the merch table and buy your stuff and then bring it to me outside where I will be in a big smoke circle. Put your stuff down. And I will sign that stuff. And what do we have here? Describe it to everybody. Hey, buddy, I made you some gluten-free vegan muffins, and it's me all creep-faced.

No, it's you all normal-faced. Hey, hey! And then that's supposed to be me, and I'm saying, hey, everybody, my name's Joey. That's my name. Because I'm pretending to be you. And then, give him the microphone when he speaks, Graham. Let him speak into the microphone.

They're from the I Dream of Siri cartoon we made. This is the voice of Graham. And that was the voice of Doug. Oh, okay. Alright, here, do my voice. Hey, I'm making some thinking. Hey, I'm gonna do something again. Hey, buddy, I made you some good, great, big money! Wait, that was dead on!

You made an animated film where Graham sounded like a girl? Oh, I love that. Hey, buddy! I think that was one of my favorites of that contest, the I Dream of Siri contest. Hey, buddy. And then what's on the plate there? What's the food part? Gluten-free vegan muffins.

Okay, gluten-free vegan muffins. Blackberry gluten-free vegan muffins made on a hard plate. Are you going to take a bite of one and tell us what you think? Yeah. I think you're going gonna miss the gluten. These would be really good with some gluten dipping sauce. No, these are excellent. Thank you so much. And thank you for doing this spot-on impression of my voice.

All right. I can't even go that high with my voice. Let's play one round of the Leonard Mullen game. And if you guys win, you'll get, what's in the bag? I forget what's in the bag. Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Crack pipe.

You have, what's in the bag? A cannabis energy drink. Cannabis energy drink? Is there such a thing? Yeah, you just had it in your hand. That's a little pouch that was given to me by a dude last night in San Francisco that has a, I think it has a skunk with a gas mask on the front of it. And a copy

of my CD, Smug Life. And my new one, Gateway Doug, is coming out soon. Oh, I put a copy of my CD. Paul Strike Dance Party. And there's also a Douglas Movie shirt in there. And is that everything? I think that's it, yeah.

Okay, you win all that stuff. If you guys can beat Graham, you win a round of this game. You know what, though? I'm just going to declare right now, you win no matter what. Yeah, right. Because you made those elaborate...

Yeah, there you go. Hold on. Okay, I'll wait. I'm like an asshole Santa Claus. Oh, oh, oh, not yet. Oh, oh, hold on a minute. All right, which category would you like to play? What's your name?

Casey. And Joey. Casey and Joey, okay. Casey and Jojo, morning time. Lil' Z on the leopard. They're a morning radio team. Casey and JoJo, coming to you live from Toyota of Salem.

Would you like to play Are We There, Niat? That's movies that take place in Russia. Or Back to the Fuhrer, that's WWII movies, or Jeopardy, and that's movies with a question mark in the title. Which one do you like? Question mark? Jeopardy.

Okay. No, she looked like my voice. Jeopardy. She nails it every time. Every time. It's spot on. Like if my mom closes her eyes, she won't be able to tell who's who. Jeopardy! Okay, the year is 1991.

And this is just between the couple on stage and Gramps. If you think you know the answer, don't yell it out. Three stars for this movie from Leonard Maltin. He says that it is a very funny outing, but only at the very end does it succumb to silliness. Succumbs to silliness.

Explain this category again. And the category is the movie has a question mark in the title. And it's from, like I said, 1991. And Leonard lists ten names. Ten names. How many names do you think you're going to get it in? Casey and JoJo?

Ten. Smart opening bit. Very impressive. Theyressive opening bid. They know what they were doing. Casey and Jojo, I will go eight. Uh oh. Six. Six names, Casey and Jojo.

Interesting. I will go five. Oh, this is getting very intense. Four. What? Really? One. Oh, all right.

Okay. So, Casey and Jojo, you're going to go five. Five. Five. Okay. So, Casey and Jojo, you're going to go six. Okay. So, Casey and Jojo, you're going to go six. Okay. So, Casey and Jojo, you're going to go six. Okay. 5 oh this is getting very intense 4

what really oh alright he's like fuck it I already won I don't give a shit I don't know minus 48

I don't care it's true he's getting what's in the bag yeah you're getting some gluten free crap

dang that's not I don't eat layer I want you to eat every one of those crap muffins. Those cruffins. I kind of laugh

in this Suicide Girl joke, but nothing. Okay. All right. That was before I was recording. This is Suicide Girl. No, you're pumping it up.

I got you. I will go with Name That Movie. You're going it up. I got you. I will go with... Name that movie. You're going to earn this bag that you already won. Four names? Four names. Okay, your four names are Doris Bellick. Oh, Bellick?

Fran Brill. Fran A. Roger Bowen. Roger. And Susan Wills. Those are terrible names. But what movie has a question mark in the title from 1991 that got three stars

from Leonard and is very funny but only at the very end does it succumb to silliness? Just name any movie with a question mark in the title and what about Bob?

That is fucking correct! Yes! Yes! You earned this bag, my friend. Nice job. Thanks for the joke. Wow! Wow! These are the walkman of your world, ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Wow! Wow! He's one of the wants of your world, ladies and gentlemen! Wow!

Thanks, you guys. You can sit down now. Sit and stare at me awkwardly. Take another bite, Graham. I want to eat more of that crap. Pretend you like it. I do like it. Okay, yeah.

Make a yummy face. Oh, God. I don't know. No, I didn't want to take it back. I don't want to see that face ever again. I don't want to see that face ever again. I don't want to see that face ever again. I don't want to see that face ever again.

I don't want to see that face ever again. I don't want to see that face ever again. I don't want to see that face ever again. I don't want to see that face ever again. I don't want to see that face ever again. I don't want to see that face ever again. I don't want to. Okay, yeah, make a yummy face. Oh, God. I don't know. I didn't have my chicken back. I don't want to see that face ever again. Yummy face. Graham Elwood, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you so much, Eugene. We'll see you next year. Yeah, we will. That is a threat, not a promise. I mean... Now it's time for Doug to watch another talk. His eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you

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