Doug Loves Movies - Graham Elwood Vs. Phoenix

Episode Date: April 14, 2013

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Doug Loves Movies! see the new Ben Wheatley movie, Sightseers, in a swanky screening room thanks to executive producer Edgar Wright. Thanks, Edgar. As long as I'm dropping names, I got to sit between Alison Brie and Chelsea Peretti. Talk about sightseeing. The movie is disturbing and funny, and that's all you need to know. Yesterday I saw 42. I'm not a baseball fan really, but I do love sports movies and this one made me cry my eyes out. Holy shit, what a moving story. Tonight I did two shows of stand-up at Stand Up Live in Phoenix and I will play the Leonard Maltin games that we played with audience members and Graham Elwood at the end of this mini. This ep is dedicated to anyone who is listening right now while walking a dog in a bra. Yeah, you know who you are, bra-wearing dog owner. From the corrections department, Eric Lindbergh pointed out that the movie Roger Ebert compared to cardboard

but then apologized to cardboard for was The Spirit, not Sin City, which makes sense. I think Ebert gave Sin City a good review. Way to go, Lindbergh! Friday, we lost Jonathan Winters, one of the funniest dudes of all time. And if you think It's a Mad, Mad, mad, mad world was a long title. He was also in Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamas Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad and I'm Sad Too.

Rest in peace, Jonathan Winters. Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. Last week I started a hashtag game on Twitter, hashtag full titles and here are some that I wrote. Olympus has fallen and can't get up, hashtag full titles. 42-0, hashtag full titles. 420, get it? And The Exorcist versus Captain Howdy, hashtag full titles. And I've got some here in my phone. I'm going to pull up my Twitter and read some of the ones that were tweeted at me.

The Matrix are for kids. Hashtag full titles. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome and the Outback Steakhouse, but before the Chili's, next to the Discount Tire. Hashtag full titles. Planes, trains, and automobiles are all effective modes of transportation. Hashtag full titles. Planes, trains, and automobiles are all effective modes of transportation. Hashtag full titles. Red Dawn antibacterial dish soap.

Hashtag full titles. Aliens will kill you. Hashtag full titles. Oakland, Raiders of the Lost Ark. Hashtag full titles. I think that's all of them. Is that all of them? Yup, yup, yup.

That's all the ones I favorited. This has been Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. Come see me at Cobbs in San Francisco this Friday and Saturday. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Did I mention it's 1.50 a.m.?

Wow Hall in Eugene, Oregon on Sunday. And I'll be doing a Benson movie interruption of Beautiful Creatures at CineFamily in Los Angeles on April 24th. 2 Oceans 13. Good night, my princes of Maine, my kings of New England. New England? Oh.

Cider House rules. Hey, everybody! Are you ready to play the Litter Ball game? Phoenix AZ! Graham L1 will take you on. The first person who can beat him in one round of this game will win all the amazing prizes in this bag from my hotel room. I've got a hat, a beautiful hat that was given to me when I was at the Traverse City Film Festival that does not fit my fat head. So people still need wool hats in Arizona.

It's unbelievable how practical that is. It's got a little brim on it to block the sun. Oh yeah. Because they've got a hot sunim on it to block the sun. Oh, yeah. Because they've got a hot sun here. Especially this summer. You're going to need a wool hat to get you through that cold. It's in the summer. I brought a copy of my CD, Smug Life. Now, Graham, what are you going to contribute?

I'll give you a copy of Paul Strike Dance Party. Just come on over. All right. So if you win the bag, come see us outside. You'll win it. Paul's right there for you. Just come on over. All right. So if you win the bag, come see us outside in Vienna. And then also included a $10 iTunes gift card. Gift card.

So you can purchase episodes, premium episodes of Comedy Film Nerds and Doug Lo's Movies and Events and Interruption on iTunes. Or you can use it to buy something else and I'll just be like,

I won't even know. I won't know. So do you guys bring name tags? Wow, she brought a crystal skull. Wow. That's amazing. We got a cover of a Us Weekly. Is that what that is? Us Weekly? We got Doug Loves, the guy from Goonies. He's got a bane. The pinhead from Goonies. Oh, there's a bane mask on my face. Yeah, that's pretty cool. What do you think, Graham? Who do you want to play against? I'm going to go against Corey with the skull. Come on up here, you little thing.

Get up here, skull fucker. I mean, I don't know what you do with it. Oh, wow. She didn't help get up there. Here, stand right next to her. Let's find out. Yeah, stand right next to Graham. No, you can't sit. And what's your name? Why do you put that down? Is it that heavy? Is it that hard to hold your name tag?

Does it have your name on it? Cory. Cory, okay. Where did you get that? The Cory store has been on my wall for a long time. There's a Cory store that sells skulls with your name on it? Corystallstore.com, you get it. That can't possibly be true. I don't know you were this drunk,

I'm sorry. But I love it drunk, that's.com and stuff. I got too much.com. Just go there. It's not my car, officer.com. I was just driving it.com. I'm not drunk.

I was just having a stomachache.com. Success. Yeah. It's working out for you, Corey. It definitely is. All right, Corey gets to pick a category. Now this is just between Corey and Graham, and so if you think you know the answer, don't yell or not. Am I the first category?

Yes, you're the picker of the category. So she's got this down. I'm so sorry. I apologize in advance. Yeah, why did you pick her? There's so many people that actually made a sign. She's saying go. She's tired of standing up here. Just fucking get on with it.com Do it.com

My legs areired.gov I need to get my fuck on, not more. Did she take off? She's leaving, she's done. You got any help? Yeah, she left the skull feed. Get her drink up there for sure. Keep your cocktail with you, that's important.

Absolutely. Yeah. All right. Okay. DrinkUp.com. Here's your options for categories. I get to pick? Yes, you get to pick. As we've established when you said, do I get to pick?

Would you like Beverly Hills Flop. That's movies with Eddie Murphy that got below two stars, according to Letterman. That's a long list, ladies and gentlemen. It's not that long. Or Cool and the Gang. That's movies where two or more people are freezing to death in the cold.

Or, speaking of the cold, and it's also sad, rest in peace, Jonathan Winters passed away. So the films of Jonathan Winters. So would you like Eddie Murphy, Cool in the Gang, or Jonathan Winters?

I think I'm going to do the second one. The second one? This is a movie where people are frozen or freezing out in the cold. It's from 2012. Leonard gives it two and a half stars. He says this movie is about Alaskan oil rig workers flying. He also says, stay through the credits for a brief coda. Oh.

I love a good coda. And he also says it's based on a short story, not a novel. It's an important distinction. And he lists eight names. How many names do you think you can name this movie in, Corey? 2012, he said. Yeah, I did. How many names do you think you can name this movie in, Corey? 2012, he said. Yeah, I did. How many names?

Eight names. Let's say seven names. She said seven. What do you think, man? This is so intimate. It doesn't seem like it's happening in front of 300 people. This is so sweet. Just like, what do you think, man?

Okay, how about six names? What do you think, man? Six names. Six names. Six names. Six names. Six names. Six names.

Six names. Six names. Six names. Six names. Six names. Six names. This is so intimate, it doesn't seem like it's happening in front of 300 people. It's just like, what do you say, Graham? Okay, how about a six name? We're just gonna go six names, Claudia. She's asking me, do you know what it is? She'd be great to play poker with. Do you have four of a kind? Do you have four of a kind dot com?

Do you have the full house dot com? I only got two, three, seven, four. And I've got the sort of straight. Talk to me about it more, Ian. What? What is it? Talk to you about it more? No.

Is that what you just said? No. Talk to me about it more. Talk to me about it more. Give me more information. That's all the clues you get, lady. I'm not ready. Just close your door.

You didn't give me further clues. I want the clues that you gave me already. Okay. It's based on a short story, not a novel. Sure. And people here, I gotta say, like, most of the people here are impressed that you can be this drunk at 844. Like, you really, you really started early.

This is a 7 o'clock show. Yeah. And she got it done. Here for you. like you really you really started her life yeah and she got it done yeah yeah yeah I'm sure you're looking forward to whatever pass out activities you have coming up after this show pretty much on the last time I was here

you're talking and there's no microphone near you so there's no reason based on a short story not a novel there's no microphone near you, so there's no reason. Based on a short story, not a novel. Stay through the credits. Leonard suggests, and it's about Alaskan oil rig workers flying. Two and a half stars, 2012, freezing to death. From 2012? Graham said six days.

2012? That was a long time ago, huh? Yeah, let's think back to when that year happened. He said six names? He said six names, yeah. She says five! Drone game five! For Fast Five!

Alright, yeah. For a fast five. Fast five. All right. Yeah. We got to wrap this up. She's going to win no matter what. All right. Yeah. Name that movie. All right.

You get five names. Your five names. Are you going to give me the keys again? You do not get the clues again. She keeps asking for the clues. She does not get them again. Ben Hernandez Bray. That's one person.

I love him. She loves him. She's a big Ben Hernandez rave fan, you guys. She was actually at the convention earlier today. That's why she's here. Nonzo Anazi. He's great, right? James Badge Dale.

We hung out the other day. Joe Anderson and Dallas Roberts. Good. Yeah, two of the names you would probably need to guess. Good! Are in the top three. And the year is 2012. Wait, when you say what year is this, do you mean right now?

It's 2013 right now. No, the movie. This movie is from last year with people freezing to death. What do you think it's called? Alive? Yes, you are in fact alive. And that movie was many years ago. And this movie is called The Grinch!

Grab all the wings and take the parts back and get the fuck out of here. You win, Cory. Oh, the hat! Congratulations. Yeah, don't forget the hat. I forgot I had it on. There you go, Cory. Good catch. Good catch for a drunk person. Take her to an arcade. She's probably good at whack-a-mole. Yeah, let her go down the...

Oh, they set up special steps for her so she doesn't... So she doesn't sue the club for falling down as she tries to get off the stage. One more time for Graham Elwood! Thanks a lot, you guys. Alright, we've got somebody to play. Jump up there, friend.

Yeah, use your chair. And your name tag, that's important. Yeah, bring your name tag. We've got to show it to everybody. There you go. Stand between me and Graham over here. Show everybody your name tag. It's all Don, D-O-N, of the dead. Oh, Dom, I'm sorry.

Dom of the dead. That's very well done. Nice, buddy. That's a terrific name tag. And that's an actual photo of you. This one right here. Oh, we got the drunk guys. Can't even stand up.

That's weird. Yeah, okay. We got a cruise ship on our lap! We got some real clients, you guys. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! God, I never would have oh, oh, oh. God, I never would have guessed that guy was drunk. That really surprises me. If you have your hands above your head, it helps you equilibrium.

You can walk with your hands above your head. That's what the cops say. Can you walk on a straight line with your hands way above your head? It's triumph. Sir, can you make a touchdown symbol? Can you do that while stumbling around? Yes. Folks, I can't wait to see that guy's vomit outside.

It's going to be exciting. You guys ready for some hot vomit in downtown Phoenix? Welcome to Snag Up Live. That's all they got in Phoenix is hot vomit. There's no cold vomit in Phoenix. Hot vomit in Phoenix!

Alright, we gotta do this. Gotta do it. We gotta make this happen. We're running long, but thank you everybody for staying. And uh... We're keepin' the word! Keepin' the word! Hot vomit in Phoenix!

Alright, hashtag hot vomit and treatics. That's what all of your hashtags should be when you're tweeting about this show. Dom gets to pick a category. This is just between Dom and Graham, you guys, so don't yell out if you think you know an answer or something. Dom, would you like

celebrating a birthday today, the great Ron Perlman? Oh, Ron Perlman. From Sons of Anarchy. He's been in some movies, so the films of Ron Perlman. Or would you like In Theaters Now? That's movies that are in theaters now. Or Take Control of Your City. Take control. Take control of your city, Phoenix.

Which is movies that feature a mayoral race. Which one would you like, Dom? Which one? Ron Perlman, ladies and gentlemen. Ron Perlman. Dom has selected Ron Perlman. Great choice, dude. Aren't Ron Perlman, ladies and gentlemen. Ron Perlman. Dom has selected Ron Perlman. Great choice, dude. I'm Ron Perlman's record.

The year is 2008. Leonard Walton gives this movie three stars. He says that the lead character in this movie is married, but just as ornery as ever. And he also says that his only complaint about the movie is that it goes on too long. And he lists 11 names in the cast. How many names do you think it will take for you to guess this movie, Don? Ten. That's a strong OPM.

Yeah, aggressive, smart. Very aggressive, Bob. Smart and aggressive. Wow. I will go with seven. Seven is a big lead. Knocked off 45. Five!

Five! Don came to blame on the phone! Oh! Your precious Aubrey, great to have you. Um. Your precious Aubrey, great British actor. Um... What are you doing with this name, Johnny? Name that movie.

Okay, Dom. Dom gets five names from the motion picture. And if he can name the movie after I say these five names, he's going to win everything in that prize bag. And the names are Seth MacFarlane, Roy Duntreis, John Hurt, Anna Walton, and Luke Goss in a movie with Ron Perlman from 2008. What's it called, Don? I want to say Hellboy 2. I want to say you are correct!

Hellboy 2! The Golden Army! Take the bag, sir. Take the bag. Take the bag. And then come see us at the table now. One more time for Graham Ellison. You guys are so great, but I just want to say, as always, four people in the very front

who were drunk are ashamed. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies.