Doug Loves Movies - Graham Elwood Vs. Seattle

Episode Date: April 15, 2013

Graham Elwood competes against audience members at the Neptune Theater on Sunday April 14, 2013.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug's Movies! I did the BJ Shea Comedy Riot in Seattle at the Neptune Theater. It was a simpler time Sunday night, but we had a great time, and thanks to everyone who came out. I'll play the audio of the Leonard Moulton game with Graham Elwood at the end of this mini-mini. I'll be in San Francisco this Friday and Saturday, Eugene on Sunday, and St. Louis on May 4th. Looking forward to visiting Boston on May 19th. Be strong, you guys. Now I hope that something as silly and simple as a fart sound makes you laugh, because here it is. How's it going, Neptune Theater, Seattle, Washington?

Oh, my God, Seattle, Washington? Oh my God, this is so much fun. This is like we're taping a TV show, but instead we're recording some shit on my phone. It's very exciting. I brought for the prize bag tonight from Barney's all the way over in Amsterdam a nice tote bag that's full of lots of fun things. What are you doing, Graham? Making a vine? Graham's making a vine of you guys, so look sharp. Did you do it already? Is it done?

I brought a copy of Smug Life, and of course you got a couple of Graham's things. A guy last night in Phoenix gave me some copies of Death Nurse 2 and I don't want to watch that so you get that. So much better than Death Nurse 1. Be sure to tell us about it on Twitter.

And then also I'm including a $10 gift card from iTunes so you can buy premium episodes of Comedy Film Nerds and Doug Loves Movies and The Best Interruption, or buy whatever you want with it. You don't have to buy my stuff at all, but that would be rude.

You're sending your vine? What are you calling it? Well, that's just a photo I'm putting on Twitter that I'm getting ready to play DLM. Boom. Alright. Let's play DLM. Do we have any nametags here this evening? Let's see your nametags. Everybody brought them. We saw some good ones here at the Neptune in October of, I believe it was 2011. And what do you see out there, Graham?

I saw him. Hold on, let me see. Yeah, I just scanned him. That's a weird name tag. It's like saying, I am me. Pick it. Pick me for standing. Some weird snipers in the balcony. That's cool. There's a nice lady named Monica back there. Has a written print on her chest.

There you go. Hi, Monica. And you There's a nice lady named Monica back there. That's written on her chest. Oh, there you go. Hi, Monica. And you've got a nice hello name tag over there. Okay. How are they gonna get up here? Is there stairs or something? We're gonna have to just have to wait here? I could jump.

Pick me, I could jump. I'm a physical specimen. All right, well, who's it gonna be, Graham? The stuffed animal lady. Come on up. be, Graham? The stuffed animal lady. Come on up here, stuffed animal lady. This time, I'm going to show you how to serve you. Get up here. S-A-L.

There you go. Stuffed animal lady. Oh, that's a nice little staircase over there. Is that the girl? Stay over there with Graham. Explain your name and your name tag. Okay, so my name is Jen, and this is the call of Jen Boo. So great.

I'm picking that up, ladies and gentlemen. I'm so excited to be on stage. Anything more? No. No? Do you think you listen to the podcast and know how to play the game? I do, and I'm terrible. Oh, she's terrible at them.

All right. So someone else might get a chance. So don't, yeah, don't feel discouraged. Chico, don't be discouraged. Remember Chico the Man? Yeah, I do remember Chico the Man. Great reference. They told him to not be discouraged.

There's a lady that's really yelling a lot. That's what happens when someone gets high and comes to a comedy show and drinks too much. Yeah. I guess Lucy is not a drinker. Yeah. But tonight she did. Yeah. Yeah, it's like playing safe-tech-toe against a chicken that keeps screaming at you and won't make the next move. Just hit X, you dumb fucking bird.

Bet you didn't think when you yelled out you'd be called a dumb fucking bird. I'm not sure she's super sweet when she's sober, but anyone that... Everyone's annoying when they're really drunk. Everybody. Yeah, and some people are just annoying. Let's give her credit where credit is due. Like that dumb fucking bird. That's super annoying. Birds, right? Am I right? Are birds stupid?

That's my biggest dance. No, I'm birds! Look at that! Stop hiding behind me, Jen. People want to see you if you're stuffed animals. They really do. Okay, this is just between Jen and Graham. If she beats him in one round of the Letter of Long Game from Doug Rose movies, she will win all the prizes in the prize pack, and she will end this show. Please do not go. If she loses, then we will continue on with another player. Yeah. You get to pick a category. You get to pick a category, Jen. Would you like two

thumbs down? That's movies that the late, great Roger Ebert hated and gave less than two stars. Or would you like Beverly Hills Flop? That's movies with Eddie Murphy that Leonard Maltin gave less than two stars. Or... What's today, Brandon? 14? Yes, it is. All right. In theaters now. That's movies that are in theaters now. Which one would you like to play, Jen? In theaters now. Oh, that's a move. In theaters now.

Ladies and gentlemen, some animal nerd, Jen. In theaters now. There's like about 60% of this crowd Ladies and gentlemen, some animal nerds and some do-it-yourselfs. Just like about 60% of this crowd has no idea what's happening right now. But they're nice enough to just stay and enjoy it. They will enjoy it, friend. They will! We have a tattoo taker as well.

Your precious Aubrey, congratulations! Jen Lent says about this movie that he was not eager to see it. And he also says about it that it is, um, that there's

one, What? Oh. There's a performer in this movie who is almost worth the price of admission. Almost. That's what I was about to say. He repeats it at the end. Almost.

So he's saying she's not rude. I mean, he or she is not rude. Aww. And, yeah, so it's from this year, 2013. And Leonard lists seven names. How many names do you think are fantastic? We're going to guess the name of this movie again. Don't yell out answers, or we're going to yell at you. Just keep going.

I'll say the a standing with 6. 6 is a good number. I'm gonna set it to 6. Alright, Janet, I went with 5. Oh, this is 5, Janet. What are we gonna do about that? Do we make it bigger or do we make it a little lower? We'll do it. Ooooooh!

We can't hear her. Just make it the same noise as you're making. You're trying to. All right, here's your five names, Brad. Francis Fisher, Chandler Canterbury, Diane Kruger, William Hurt, and Max Irons. He's thinking about it. He's thinking hard. Is he gonna pull this one out of his ass?

What's happening, Neptune Theater? It's suspenseful, isn't it? He doesn't know it! That fucking stalling! He's just a dumb baby, no kid! It's great when your mother comes by the show. She gets so fucking high. It's just...

Burn the chicken light years, like fucking ball rips and shots. He doesn't know he's a dumb baby! Now what Pam is doing now is called stalling. So he has more time to think about what movie this might be. But we're going to, I think Jen's going to be our winner. This is exciting. I'm going to count it down, Graham. I'm going to count down from the 4,000.

Here we go. 3,999. 3,998. 3,998. 3,997. Four. Three feet. Two. One.

Damn it. Name a movie that's here in the background. Name one. Anyone. Just say it out loud. 42. 42. That is in theaters now. But none of those people were in it. The top two people in this movie are Jake Eagle and Sauron Shani Aronon. Oh, fucking! The host! The fucking host!

Oh, God, that movie sucked! Jen is our winner, everybody! Congratulations! Congratulations, Jen. Thank you so much, thank you. Oh, wow. Yay, Jen! I saw the host, it's such a piece of shit, I fucking erased it from my memory.

Oh yeah, okay, that's a good excuse. BOOFY! William Herb, is he your name a lot? Uh, a little bit. All those other people, they had these three good looking guys, they all looked alike, and so when he read their names, he was like, I don't know who the fuck any of those idiots are. Well, two of them are here tonight. We'll bring them on stage. We would like to present them with the fucking

Idiot Award. One of them is the chicken lady. Let's bring them. You know, the MTV Movie Awards are happening as we speak. Yeah, yeah. Or they're done maybe by now. I don't know. Yeah, they're probably done. They're in L.A. and the East Coast live, whatever.

But anyway, I'm excited to watch it. Yeah, it'll be very fun. We'll watch it internet. But anyway, I'm excited to watch it. Yeah. I'm going to watch it later. Yeah. Graham Elwood, ladies and gentlemen. Graham Elwood.

He's going to go set up to the balcony. And he does. He's going to set up the merch table. And as always, Graham's merch table And as always Grant's merch table is the shithead Now it's time for Doug to watch another Talkie

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