Doug Loves Movies - Greg Fitzsimmons, Joe DeRosa, and Dan Soder Guest

Episode Date: September 7, 2017

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Doug hates candy wrappers, sweet and maybe sticky seeds With 50 azotop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey everybody! I don't know if you knew this or not, but my name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies.

Always the most professional of all the sing-backs at the beginning of the show because we're here at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles California it's Thursday September 7th I don't know why I'm so excited 2017 2017. Name tags, anyone? Oh, wow. We got some good ones today. I saw that one on the internet. Instead of the jerk,

it's the Beth. Is that your face on Steve Martin's face? Yes. Were you born a poor black child? Ha ha ha! It's these cans. They hate these cans they hate these cans uh prom e teia us and your name is teia okay fair enough indiana jones indeed indy what does that say? Indiedonna?

Indiedonna Jones? I like it. And resident Evia? Your name is Evia? You're a man named Evia? That is kind of cool, I think, maybe. And there's a big teen wolf of my face on it. What's the name on that? Dean Wolf.

Dean Wolf. That just sounds like you're in charge of a school for lycanthropes. All right. Great job, everybody. Good luck getting chosen tonight. Doug plugs. Saturday at 420 Douglas Movies comes to the inaugural 208 Comedy Festival in Boise, Idaho. Douglas Movies is back here at Meltdown Comics

on Monday night. Friday, September 16th, I'm doing a 5 o'clock happy hour stand-up show at Helium in Portland, Oregon. Not only will it be a gas, if you bring name tags, you can play a game from Douglas Movies.

Probably Last Man Stanton. Had a lot of fun with the crowd in Denver last Monday playing Last Man Stanton with Emma Stone and Shaquille O'Neal. Yeah, that was an interesting one. And it might end up on the album if I make an album of that show. Yeah, you guys are in such suspense

over whether or not that's going to happen. For all of my deets, dates, and links, go to Douglovesmovies.com. That's Douglovesmovies.com! Yeah! Yeah! K-A-R-S Kars for kids.

From the corrections department, Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, and Colin Farrell were all not in Saving Private Ryan. But Colin Firth is in Shakespeare in Love, which won Best Picture over Saving Private Ryan, undeservedly so.

So there. Prize bag. Here's what I brought for tonight. A Doug Loves Movies T-shirt, a blue card from Getting Doug With High, signed by me, a copy of

my CD, promotional tool, not signed by me, a pair of MyFreeCam sunglasses. You may recognize them from my Instagram or Getting Dug With High.

I got an extra pair of those, so I'm giving them away. And all three sizes of the Christmas Peacemaker pipe. Yeah. I like that that was the most exciting thing to this crowd. And also, the stuff that my guests brought tonight. I got three very funny dudes.

When people were asking me on Twitter today, any hints who's going to be here tonight, I said, top men. Which is the classic line from the Raiders of The Lost Ark, please give a big warm welcome to Dan Soder, Joe DeRosa, and Greg Fitzsimmons! Hey, guys. Hi, Doug.

Hey. Let's start with him. It's his first time here in Los Angeles. It's Dan Soder, everybody. Hi. Hello, Los Angeles. Has a perfect record on the show, though. You've appeared on the show in New York

and just a few days ago in Cleveland, and you won both times. 2-0. Real shitty at most of the games, but I pull through at the end. Yeah. So if I pick your name tag, it might look bad at first,

but it'll get good. Star of billions on Showtime? You always say that, and I always have to tell you I'm a peripheral character. All right, well, Joe DeRosa is here, everybody. Hello. Star of Billions. I created it.

Creator, Star of Billions. Yeah. Little makeup, you play the Paul Giamatti role. Creator, star of billions. Yeah. Little makeup, you play the Paul Giamatti role. Yes, yes. Got this for many years now. Actually, you may know Joe not only from Better Call Saul, but there you go. There he is.

One person, you know, who doesn't love a veterinarian who is shady? And you also might know him from Two Shorts Boombox. Where he appeared the one time because I dragged him down there when I had to be on Two Shorts Boombox. And thank God he was there

because Joe really knew how to pay some respect yeah and then too short return the respect by making me sit in the closet you sat in the closet until he found out you're a big fan and then you moved out of the closet remember the part where i go here's my favorite too short lyric girl you look at a dick like it's a slot machine and he and he he didn't know what I was talking about. He's like, what song is that? And I was like, it's your song, man. I don't fucking know.

I just remember that lyric. It's funny. What if it was some other guy that said that? You were wrong. No, no, no. It's definitely him, because I brought up another one of his songs. I go, my favorite song you ever did is Buy You Some with Eric Sermon.

And he goes, yeah. He doesn't remember his music. favorite song you ever did is Buy You Some with Eric Sermon. And he goes, uh, yeah. He doesn't remember his music. It should be Too Short's Hotbox because they smoke a lot of weed. And also joining us, a regular on the program, of course, it's Greg Fitzsimmons!

Thank you. Host of so many shows. And panelist on Best Week Ever with you, Doug. Oh, wow. That's a blast from the past. You know the thing about Best Week Ever and At Midnight that are both frustrating to me in both shows' cases? That when they go off the air, they also just completely go away. They go away.

Because it's all topical shit. So nobody cares anymore. Nobody cares. It's like if you were in Greece, in what year was that? The city or the movie. Well done. Either one, people remember you the city of greece flat bush no uh greece greece came out in the 70s 74 76 something like that

um but yeah best week ever, it's disposable television. It goes in and comes out. Wait, what did Grease have to do with anything? Well, everybody remembers every cast member from Grease. Uh-huh. And that was the two-hour experience. We did it for 10 years every week. And here's the best part.

Here's how much respect you got on Best Week Ever from VH1. They call you up every Friday and go, hey, what are you doing on Monday? Never a contract. Ten fucking years. We never had even a one-week contract. It was always like the guy who was afraid to ask you out. So we'd be like, hey, you going to Mark's party on Saturday? Maybe I'll see you.

You know how right you are? I just realized as you're talking about this I am on Better Call Saul maybe twice a season and when they said that I got one clap and that was still more claps than Best Week Ever got

yeah yeah you should join Grease the road tour you could be Rizzo yes also nobody remembers anybody from Grease that's what I was just gonna say I don't know what you're talking about He could be Rizzo. Also, nobody remembers anybody from Grease. That's what I was just going to say.

I felt weird not saying it. They were like, everyone knows every cast member. I'm like, dude, I got two, maybe three. Stockard Channing. John Travolta. Celebrity rehab guy from Taxi. Keep going, Joe. That's Kevin Conaway.

Eddie Deezit. Sid Caesar. The lady from Full Nest. Remember that sitcom? The red-headed daughter from Full Nest was in it. She did the loudspeaker. What's his name? This went off the rails four names ago.

I love this game, naming people from Greece. Stalker Channing, who was in her 50s when she made that movie. And she's still in her 50s. There are worse things I could do than a face tuck or two. Who else? Stalker, she was the reverse Ralph Macchio. She was like, I'm 15. She was like, I'm 15. You're like, you look terrible.

I was born like this. One of the T-Birds was named Doody. That's all I got. We did pretty good, though. Olivia Newton-John, we didn't say. We didn't? I don't think we said her. She's a star.

Sophocles. Aristophanes. John Stephanopoulos. Is it George? George Stephanopoulos? It's George. His brother John. All the fucking Stephanopoulos

and Snuffleupagus too while we're at it. Greg, I saw you on the set of The Crashing, the Pete Holmes show. Crashing. You did an episode.

I came in, had a scene. Right. You did a great job. Pete let me talk. It was amazing. Yeah, it was brief, but you got in there. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was brief, but you got in there.

Yeah, I was writing on it all summer in New York, and then I did an episode also. Nice. And, you know, it's three months straight in New York City. It's a lot of New York City in the summer. We had a guy, and we were shooting in the village at midnight and homeless people come out and we have 300 extras and 50 people on the crew and there's a homeless guy that walks next to the set and every time we start rolling he goes hey and so we can't shoot and so finally we're like we got to stop we the cop you can't get cops to get rid of him. He's got a right to be there. So a producer

goes over and he goes, I'll give him some money. So he goes over and he gives him some money. The guy walks away and I go, how much did you give him? He goes, a dollar. I was like, he could have held out for five. Or more. Or more. He knows HBO. Yeah.

When I go home on Saturday, I'm going to find that guy in the West Village and teach him how to negotiate. That's it. I'll be like, you had the leverage. Yeah. He needs a rep. Yeah.

I'm quitting the business, Greg. I'm getting into bum managing. First, I'm going to work the rails. Then every bus station in America. Dan thinks he knows a lot about finance since he stars on Billions I'm a guest star and I'm grateful for that

Alright Dan I know you're always proud of you try to be proud of what you brought for the prize bag. I try to You brought a bag that's much sturdier than the one I brought so I'm already excited I started with I live in Queens,

so I got something Queens-inspired. I got a Joey Ramone Pop Rock state, so that'll be fun. And then I'm lazy, so I just got a $25 gift certificate to Meltdown here. So there you go. $25? Jeez.

You got both of those things from Meltdown. Yeah. I do a real weekend dad job of this. Where I'm like, yeah, what's close? I got some money. Daddy. You love Scooby-Doo. Daddy, they're called Pop Vinyl, not Pop Rocks.

I go, yeah. Yeah, whatever. Your mom's a cold bitch. I only see you twice a month. Pass it down. Great job. Very nice. Thank you.

It's really nice work. Yeah. Nice. Joe DeRosa. Thanks for the late nights, Joe. This is a book that I didn't just take off my bookshelf today because I didn't want it anymore.

I spent $50. It's worth at least as much as you spent. This is a book called lol golf and I got it as a stocking stuffer one here's golf jokes and Doug I like to donate books to the show and I like to put an inscription that somebody can fill in the appropriate names of the person to and from and then I already put the whole scenario in there so you can give this gift to somebody. Okay. So whoever wins tonight is going to say,

Dear Blank, thought you could use a few of these jokes as icebreakers when you make your big speech at the big charity golf outing on Saturday. The foundation raises money for such a great cause. Remember, it doesn't matter that hundreds of children die every day from that horrid disease. You're the best. You're doing your best.

Okay, you're doing your best. I think that's funny. Love blank. Okay, you're doing your best. I think that's funny. Love. Love blank. So you could write Dear Joe. This is something you do every time you're on this show? I've done it before. I think it went better the other times.

Read one of the golf jokes. Yeah, I gotta read one of these fucking jokes, but they're all so fucking long. What is that about? Are they stories? They're like golf paragraphs. And they're not funny, believe it or not.

It was a windy day. A duffer made a terrible shot. And in the process, tore up a gigantic piece of turf. He picked it up, turned to his caddy and said, what should I do with it?

The caddy replied, anyone? Any guesses? If I were you, I'd take it home to practice on. What? Did they give up halfway through that joke? That's a joke we're halfway through.

You just want to go home? What do you want to finish with? Oh my God. It's funnier than The Legend of Bagger Vance, but not as funny as Tin Cup. It falls somewhere. Tin Cup had Cheech Marin. Oh, my God, it sure did.

I'd like to point out the irony that a joke from the shitty golf book actually saved the golf bit with the book. Oh, jeez. Okay, never mind. Jesus, Stan had just pulled you out of that one too. Yeah. I thought you read a...

Never mind. Okay, so there's also little riddles in here. One of them is what's the official drink of the 19th hole? What? You know, my first guess is pussy juice. Yeah.

Turns out it's lilac crazy. Oh. Lilac crazy. Fuck that. Lilac crazy. Yeah. What does that mean? It's what Donald Trump does after he finishes a round.

He lies like crazy. Oh, my God. This book is garbage. I'm going to throw it out. No one should have this book. For any reason, you should keep it. The Library of Congress said, eh, eh, to this book.

Don't you understand? It's so bad, it's good. Sorry, you're going to make the big Hollywood money, and I can't afford to buy pop vinyl toys out in the store for everybody. Listen, Joe, I care about my kids. I want them to be happy. What did you bring, Greg?

I got a book that I bought in the bookshelf out here as well. It's Jesse Ventura's Marijuana Manifesto signed by me. And then a friend of mine just got back from Cuba.

I don't smoke cigars but he gave me two Cuban cigars. Two Cuban cigars. And apparently they're like really top shelf. They're called

Cohiba Edicion Limitida. So smoke that shit. Those are lovely contributions to the brain. Nice, right? Yeah. Did you interview Jesse Ventura?

Yes. Oh, so that's why you got the book? Right. And did you read it from cover to cover before you talked to him? You know, I actually read two to three pages of that before I talked to him. Well, I don't imagine any weed book gets read more than four or five pages. Especially if it's written by Jesse Ventura.

I just, my throat would get sore because I would have to read it in his voice. Yeah, it turns out there's a couple conspiracy theories involving marijuana. What? Yeah, I swear to God. Before you go ahead and blame President Nixon

for... etc. I love that a chapter starts with before you blame President Nixon. He starts in third gear. There's more you need to know about what happened around Nixonian times. It wasn't all his fault.

You know, some of those recordings actually did good things. Sold a lot of tape. I have a question for each of you. It's the same question. I'll start with Dan because I just talked to him a few days ago so I don't even know if he squeezed one in but what was the last movie you saw? I haven't

squeezed one in. I've been watching Rick and Morty. But I just got onto it so I can't act cool. I just got into it. Yeah, no, it's a thing I still need to get into. On the last episode I said unacknowledged. Before that, it was Baby Driver. So that was the last movie.

All right. Yeah. I was pretty stoned. It was good. I don't know. That's the problem with seeing movies high in your 30s is I don't know if a movie's good or not. Because I just enjoyed the experience.

I was like, I ate popcorn with Sour Patch Kids in it. And there was cool stunt driving with fun music. And beautiful people saying things. See, all of those are compliments that you wouldn't necessarily get. If you saw a movie that was boring as hell

while you were high, I think you'd still be bored. Yeah, but then I just feel dumb. I don't think it necessarily makes it fun, you know? Yeah, that's a fun high movie, though. Yeah, I was going to say, Baby Driver might be one that takes it across the finish line for you. Yeah, no, it's good to be high during it. Yes. I have been. I

was all six times. I thought it was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. What? It just was filled with every cliche, the pack of people walking towards the camera in slow motion,

every fucking trope. Jamie Foxx, what are you so mad at? Why is he so mad at the kid? The kid's a good driver. Right, but a getaway driver needs to be the eyes

and the ears and he's got music playing in his ears all the time You're not even sure if he understands what the plan is Because he's listening to music and staring off into space While Kevin Spacey Who was great Is telling everybody what's going to happen Well, how else are you going to get a great soundtrack?

everybody what's gonna happen well how else are you gonna get a great soundtrack I can't believe that that movie made you leap to worst film I've ever seen I was angry because it had been so built up I was angry because I really expected and the worst thing is my son said his first words were this is the best movie ever yes because it's really good. Doug's my son. I support you, Greg. I support you. Did you see The Big Sick? Yes.

No. What's your complaint about that? None. It was fucking great. Right. Yeah. You know,

also very highly praised by the critics of the world. Well, what do you think? I'm oppositional to every well-reviewed movie? I'm just saying

that like a well-reviewed movie tends to be a pretty good movie because it's well-reviewed movie? I'm just saying that a well-reviewed movie tends to be a pretty good movie because it's well-reviewed by people who all they do is watch movies and they're tired of cliches and I think that the movie turns so many cliches on its head. On its head is a cliche.

It turns cliches on its dick. But I hear what you're saying And if you guys want to bash the movie It's great There's probably lots of podcasts Where you could do that But on this podcast Baby Driver's the best movie ever made

I agree Actually, I get it now I get it Joe, you didn't like it I didn't see it Well, because once I found out It wasn't a movie about A baby limousine driver Joe you didn't like it I didn't see it because well because once I found out it wasn't a movie

about a baby limousine driver voiced by Alec Baldwin I was like well fuck this movie I'm not seeing this shit that would have been a cool movie

legitimately my girlfriend when I was telling her I was like I'm gonna go see I'm gonna get high and go see Baby Driver she thought

I was talking about Baby Boss. Boss Baby. Boss Baby. So in her head, she was like, who the fuck am I dating? I'm about to go get stoned and watch this baby cartoon. Yeah! I still got it. Honey, I'm going to get high.

I'm going to do Samara and watch Secret Lives of Pets. Yeah. I just want to go hang with some kids while I'm going to do Samara and watch Secret Lives of Pets. I just want to go hang with some kids while I'm ripped. What if you saw Boss Baby and then after she was like, did you like it? And you're like, it was every fucking trope in the world. A baby running a company.

The baby's smart when the parents aren't around. Dumb when they are around. I don't think that's how that one works. I think everybody sees that he's smart. I don't think that's how that one works. I think he's just, everybody sees that he's smart. I haven't seen it though.

And I love Alec Baldwin's voice in anything, but coming out of that baby, it just doesn't make any sense. Why would a baby whisper? Yeah, it's just sad. Why would a baby whisper? Yeah, it's just sad. Why would a baby's natural speaking voice be whispering?

This baby has horrible throat polyps. He's going to have terrible... Did anybody see Baby Bob Boss Baby? No. You saw it? You did? Did he talk in the Alec Baldwin the whole time? Yeah. He's like, listen, I'm a baby. Does he ever cry like a baby?

Yeah. He does? And that's like, but then he goes back to this. I guarantee there was a Gary Glenn Ross reference, wasn't there? Did he do a fucking Milks for Closers? God damn it.

He has fucking disgraced. He has disgraced the majesty of that character in that speech of Glen Derrick and Ross. He has done it in so many fucking sketches. Well, we just found it on the lower level. It's not his to do. He didn't write it. I agree.

It's the same thing Travolta did with the Danny Zuko character from Grease. Did he really? Or are you doing it? Always Grease with you, Greg. Always Grease. I can't tell if you're serious you're just doing a call back i was just doing a call back that's the first of four tonight

sorry joe's off track is all revved up about that glenn glary glenn ross pirating because you don't do that that's shitty. Greg's being paid by Paramount because there's like a Grease reissue coming up. Also, there's going to be as many references as possible. I got chills. They're multiplying.

Ting-tang, walla-walla, bing-bang. Here's my Question for Joe DeRosa It's the same one Last movie you saw I saw

It On Tuesday Oh Shh It Yeah I can't believe It

Yeah Let me tell you What are you gonna say Are you going to spoil it? No, but I will say that it sucked. No. Shit. It.

It sucked. Really? Yeah. Well, because you want to take a book that's about a monster that feeds on horrible hatred and fear and then make a movie about it and take out any trace of racism. Or homophobia. Or anti-Semitism.

Or slut shaming. Or fat shaming. Or any of the things that made the kids the losers club. That made them bond together. That made the monster powerful. They turned it into Stranger Things. It was fucking stupid. It was five kids fighting a monster.

And they were kind of nerds. Like, that was it. That was... It had no balls to it. The miniseries is better. The miniseries is scary. Joe hits with individuals harder than anybody on this show.

Joe strikes a chord in individuals. And that's always been my comedy philosophy. If I can just reach one of you, I did my job. Public school children over here. Inspirational public school teacher.

Dangerous minds. I'm going to change the kids. Just fucking lean on me. But honestly, like the miniseries had more of like, they just took all the stuff out of it. I was like, this doesn't make sense. But then they'll show a kid,

they'll show a four-year-old get his arm bitten off, but they won't call the fat kid fat? It's like, what is this? What do they call him? I don't get what the vetting is for this. They're like, you're trying, so... No, they just beat him up, but they'll never be like,

they never say like, we don't like you because you're fat, but that was the whole point of the book. That was the best part about getting beat up when you were a kid is the explanation. Like you smell, you're like, all right,

I can work on that. You got a big head, I can't change that. If you take the specificity out of it, then you're just like any other kid. I'm watching the kids,

I'm like, I don't feel bad for any of you. This happened to all of us. We all got an H carved in our stomach. But Joe, how did you feel about Stranger Things? Because it wasn't based on a Stephen King thing.

It was just its own thing. I liked Stranger Things quite a bit when I saw it. I saw it very, very early on before everybody tweeted about it 17 times a day. You got Netflix early? I got, yeah. Six bucks a month back then. Dude, I was in

Stranger Things way before everybody was in Stranger Things. But I think Stranger Things is really good and they're saying

it is like a Stranger Things but a movie and so that to me is appealing. That's not it. Well, first of all, the farther I get

from Stranger Things the less I'm enamored by it. Is knowing the source material your big problem though? Do you think you would have enjoyed it if you didn't go into it hoping for racism? I think... I mean, you really feel

like you're rooting for racism. I know what you mean. No, it's... Here's the thing. Stranger Things is, whether you like it or not, is very derivative of many great works. That's fine. It's okay.

I like Stranger Things. But don't, my friend said it best. He goes, I really wish the movie It wasn't based on Stranger Things, which was based on the book It. It's like they took something derivative of the original source material, and then they made the new thing that, and it's just not interesting.

And then, just from a horror standpoint, you can only take so many clown jumping out moments before you're like, I'm not fucking scared of this clown anymore. Yeah, and there's two or three of them in the trailer, so you could almost be like, well, I'm good. The scariest one is in the trailer. Yeah, when he comes out all shaky and weird.

I thought the scariest one is when he's in, the girl turns in the bathroom and he's like up on the ceiling. So it was just odd. It was odd choices. It's like you won't show that the one kid gets like anti-Semitic treatment from people and that sucks for him and that's why he's hurt.

But you'll heavily influence that the dad is fucking his own daughter. I didn't understand why they kept certain elements and why they took other ones out. And I just thought it was very uneven. And they also ruined the Richie character with that Stranger Things kid. They're like, oh, he's the funny one. Just make him say fuck the whole movie. And it gets to like a Joe Pesci level of fucks. He's helping the clown out going Charlie M Charlie M pop your eye out of your socket for that prick at one point he gets startled

and he goes Jesus fuck and I was like what 10 year old talks like this you fucking Jesus clown fuck your mother what are you still doing he's surprised at things 10 year olds say I don't know Doug I don't hang around 10 year olds like you do He's surprised at things 10-year-olds say. I don't know, Doug. I don't hang around 10-year-olds like you do.

I do. You know, who else am I going to sell to? Gotta make my side money. Greg, what was the last movie you saw? If it's it, we could just move on. No reason to talk about it. I'm going through. My son

is 16 and he just broke his wrist yesterday. So we spent the day watching movies. Movies that you can't masturbate to? Movies that you can? Can't. Can't? Because his wrist is broken. Ah. Look, when you're 16, you don't need a good wrist. Can't? Because his wrist is broken. Ah. Get it?

Look, when you're 16, you don't need a good wrist to jerk off. You don't need to worry about that. You just breathe on it. You're coming. You just rub it against the sofa. It's fucking awesome.

You just blow yourself, is what they're saying. Yeah. It's also so new, I bet you'd go with a broken wrist. Yeah. They're like, this is still so much fun.

Yeah. You'd go with a broken wrist. Yeah, yeah. Those ends of the fingers hanging out of broken wrist. Yeah. They're like, this is still so much fun. Yeah. You'd go with a broken wrist. Yeah, yeah. Those ends of the fingers hanging out of the cast. Tip job. It's a tip job. Yeah.

Just out of curiosity. And I just hear him yelling from his room, I got vikin in dick. Told him only to take one. Was his wrist broken through an incident involving racism?

It was, as a matter of fact. Yeah. You should see the black eye. The black eye that your child has. The black eye. Oh, you thought I said black eye. Yeah, black eye. Oh, okay.

So anyway, I am getting to watch movies that I loved from my childhood with my son now. So we watched Blues Brothers yesterday. Nice. And what a fucking great soundtrack that is. And I remember once somebody described, oh, Bob Odenkirk was making fun of the Blues Brothers and what they did to the blues and called it asshole blues when white guys do the blues. But my argument is they introduced me white guys do the blues. But my argument is, they introduced me to a lot of blues.

I went up and looked up, you know, a lot of blues people. Buddy Lee Hooker? Actually, I think it was John Lee Hooker who was in that movie. Oh yeah, John Lee Hooker. Buddy Lee Hooker is a stuntman.

What about Cab Calloway? Yeah. Cab Calloway, of course. Cab Calloway, James Brown is in the movie, Aretha Franklin. The lineup of musical acts throughout the movie, it's incredible. It's incredible. It's the most everything you could put into one movie ever. It's not a laugh riot, but there's always something interesting going on.

Yeah, and it's just shit like his ex-wife would blow up a building they were in, and they would crawl out of the rubble and stand up and then just look at their watches and go, oh, we've got to get to work by 9. And not mention they were just fucking. Yeah, they were cool with it because that's what happens when you're at the Blues Brothers is women try to kill you all the time. You're like, well, what are you going to do? Women.

Yeah. Twiggy wants to fuck Dan Aykroyd. Chicago. Well, you know, when he makes the play for her, you don't know where that's going to go. Yeah. But it turns out she really was going to meet up with him. Yeah.

But he was on a mission from God. He was on a mission from God. Yeah. So he has sex with that girl. He doesn't end up with Blues Balls? How long were you waiting for that one? I really thought...

Were you like, let it cook a little bit more and then watch me drop this ball? Doug said it seven times. Everybody applauded like he was a genius. I thought that you were going to like the blues balls, Joe.

It's his show. God damn it. Yeah. You know's his show. God damn it. Yeah. You know my gift bombs? God damn it. Baby Driver stinks. It was a great movie. I thought you said Mini Driver stinks.

I'm a fan of hers. She's good. But Blues Brothers, oh my God. The insane amount of cars That they crashed Yeah Crazy The insane

The mall The insane mall sequence They're just driving through a mall You know that mall Was actually about to be It was a shut down mall It was shut down They were gonna destroy it

And they bought it For like a dollar And then they just Fucking ran car chases Through the mall I can't be in a mall Without saying Disco pants and baby clothes

This mall has everything New Oldsmobiles are here I can't be in a mall without saying disco pants and baby clothes. This mall has everything. New Oldsmobiles are here. It's so good. It's so ridiculous. And the opening sequence where Blushi's about to get out of jail. And just this weird depressing shots of factories and prisons. The movie's all over the place and that's what I love about it.

John Landis. It's really great. Genius. And then Spielberg making an appearance. Yeah, yeah. He's at the very end. He's the one that takes the money. Takes the money and then what's that thing called where you go... Notarize. He notarizes it.

I don't think that's what that thing's called. Rubber stamp? Close enough. He stamps that shit. Yeah. Wow. And then they cut to the wide shot, and there's like 50 people with guns

trained on the Blues Brothers. Spoiler! Did you watch Blues Brothers 2000? Sometimes referred to as the Phantom Menace of the Blues Brothers franchise. No, as a matter of fact, I showed him Godfather 1 and 2, didn't show him 3. He asked for it because I have the trilogy in a box set.

I said, you're not watching it. No, I think 3's good. Really? Yeah, I think 3, I think if you separate Jerusalem over 3. Are you purposely picking the most difficult route on this show? I'm not saying it's as good as 1 and 2, but I think it does bring closure to the story. And I think the Andy Garcia character is great.

And I find it very interesting that the premise of 3 is his life's blood is to become legitimate and protect his family. And in the midst of doing that, he sinks to the lowest level and he loses his entire family. I think that's a very fitting end. It was also not supposed to be called Godfather 3. It was supposed to be called The Death of Michael Corleone because they thought it was not a sequel. It was an epilogue to the story

and the studio made them call it Godfather 3. So once you know that, it kind of reframes it just a little bit. It does nothing. It makes a shitty movie great. That movie sucks. What if I told you this shit was called poop? Can I tell the audience the thing you said about...

That's much cuter. Can I tell the audience, remember we were in that bar in New York and we were talking about how Ron Howard took over the Han Solo movie? Yeah, I don't remember any of this. I can't wait to hear what I had to say about it. I was excited about the Han Solo movie and you go, I can't believe they fired those I had to say about it. We were talking about it.

I was excited about the Han Solo movie we were talking about. And you go, I can't believe they fired those Lego movie guys. They're brilliant. And I said, well, dude, I mean, look, I think they're great. But they apparently were trying to turn it into a comedy. So now they got Ron Howard to bring it back down to earth. And you go, oh, then he'll be perfect then if his job is to take the humor out of the movie. You're amazing.

You remind Little Jeezy about his lyrics and Doug about his joke. It's too short. Too short. Too short. Little Jeezy. And neither of them remember the things they said. That was really funny when you said that. Well, thanks, dude.

Yeah. It was a magical night. It was the magic show night. Yeah, we went and saw In and Of Itself in New York. And if anybody listening has a chance to see that show, it's mind-blowing. You still think about it sometimes, don't you? I do. And I followed him on Twitter.

And ever since then, for some reason, every pop-up ad on my computer is In and Of Itself. Like, non-stop. But there are worse pop-up ads. But it's an amazing show. There are worse things I could do. If you've got to pick a pop-up ads. It's an amazing show. If you've got to pick a pop-up ad, it's not a bad one. Look, I knew the story was going nowhere. I started scrambling to get out of it.

Alright, Greg. I'm excited that you're up to Grease reference number three. Really hope you make it. Hope you get there. Might be an answer to one of the questions. Turn the show off, Bert, because it's time for me to say, let the games begin!

Gentlemen, there are name tags from which you can choose. Some pretty good ones, and then that one over there. And just go select go grab the one you want to play for and bring it back to your seat Wow Joe goes right to the front row what is this no ads in this episode because this episode is the exclusive stitcher premium episode can only be heard that way. So we have to sit through this arduous part of the process and wait for everybody to pick a name tag. Well, that ended pretty quick.

You don't have to roll it up. We're going to want to see it. All right. What do you got, Greg Fitzsimmons? I got here Frost Pre-98, low light. White Widow. White Widow? Yeah.

Okay. Dude, what a great move. What an ankle gun moment. He's like, I got weed. Yeah, I'll play for you. Is your name on it here somewhere? No. No.

No. Dude, I know exactly who you were in school. You were the guy that you pulled out the paper out of your pant pocket. You go, I got paper. You got a pen? He goes, can I borrow a pen? Yeah, I nailed it. Awesome.

That's a great container. Thanks for bringing it for your name tag what's your name Dylan Dylan okay Doug it accidentally opened up and fell in your pocket

wait the weed from there fell into my pocket yeah it's in your left pocket wow that's fantastic oh alright can't believe

I'm so lucky did you pick it because you wanted the weed no I just figured this would be a good conversation piece. I'm going to have some great conversations with that weed.

Who are you playing for, Joe? Well, I picked Indy Donna Jones and the Temple of Doom for two reasons. Amazing poster. Great poster. Three reasons. Number two, I like Indiana Jones. Number three, I like Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

because I will continue to dig my grave tonight. I liked the movie. I saw it six times in the movie theater. I'm not exaggerating. It also came with these chocolate coins that Jewish people give one another because somewhere in history a Jewish man said,

How can I make money even better? What if you could eat it? Why are you trying to give them to me? I don't want them. I'm on a diet. And I don't smoke weed. You took the weed. I thought these were for you. No, no. I mean, this was bribery to get you to pick the name tag. Oh, well, eat that after you smoke the weed. I thought these were for you. No, no. I mean, this was bribery to get you to pick the name tag. Oh, well, eat that after you smoke the weed.

You want some chocolates, right? It's usually the best chocolate in those coins. Yeah, the chocolate that comes in a salami net. That's my answer. Tends not to be the best. Baby bell chocolate. I love it. Who you got there, Dan?

I got Dean Wolf. He's got an awesome Teen Wolf poster with your face on it. Very well done. Yeah, it's incredible. Yeah, it's like a real movie poster. He put effort into it. Yeah, you got to a real movie poster. He put effort into it. You know, you gotta pick it. The rest of you guys get it, right?

We're still cool? Okay. I like we as much as the next guy. You can just throw it on the ground. Okay. Yeah. I saw... Good job making it.

I saw Teen Wolf a couple years ago with an audience in a theater and it held up pretty good. It's still pretty solid. Big Jay brought up a great scene that I forgot about that's super homophobic where he's trying to tell Stiles he's a Teen Wolf

and he's like, hey, I'm something. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not going to tell me you're a fag, are you? And he's like, no, no, no, no. I'm a wolf. Yeah, Stiles is like, hey, I'm something. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not going to tell me you're a fag, are you? Yeah. And he's like, no, no, no, no. I'm a wolf. Yeah, it sounds like, oh.

Yeah. All right. That's how, it's like a super out of like, it's like real homophobic. The funniest scene. Yeah, because I mean, a teenage boy, when somebody says, like, it makes perfect sense. Like, it's the kind of shit that's missing from it.

Yes. Because everyone's so worried that like, realism and how people truly are is going to be thought of as being racist or sexist or homophobic. Yeah, but the reaction's like, oh, thank God, you're a werewolf. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'm sure it's bad. But it's also of a time, and it's also where they were more open about saying that. How did you think a guy named Stiles

was going to react? You know what? I accept your lifestyle. Now you want to go van surfing? The scene with the coach is the funniest scene in the movie. What is that? Three things in life? The basketball coach, my favorite aspect of that scene is he's eating straight from a bucket of KFC while he's chewing gum.

And he doesn't stop chewing the gum to eat the fried chicken, which is very, very funny to me. But then, yeah, the three tips. I got three. What's he saying? He goes, never play cards against the guy with the same first name as the city. Always get 12 hours of sleep. And never date a woman with a rose tattoo. On her neck or something?

On her breast. He goes, you do those three things, the rest of the life will be cream cheese. Which I've never heard before or after. This is cream cheese. It's so funny. It's such a weird bit for that movie too.

Someone got that in the writer's room and was like, yeah. That's what I mean. It's a fun and funny movie. People should check

it out despite its homophobia. It's one burp. It's one hiccup. What did you think of Teen Wolf 2? Oh, Bateman. Starring Jason Bateman,

the man we thought we'd never see again after that movie. And he really made a comeback. Yeah, he did all right after that. Yeah, he came back swinging. He got through it, but it's not good. It's terrible. I haven't seen it in a minute.

The plot is Jason Bateman goes to college, and he's the cousin. And then the dad shows up to be like, you're also a werewolf. It was so obviously written for Michael J. Fox. And Michael J. Fox was like, get that piece of shit out of my fucking office right now. You're like, well, the guy from the Hogan family would probably do it. I'm going to count to five.

And you're going to leave my office. All right, you guys. Let's play some games. Starting with... Which one? How about Alex and Jason's, Dave's, and Steve's? All right, you guys. Let's play some games. Starting with... Which one? How about Alex and Jason's Dave's and Steve's?

Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDb game. Yeah. Let's do it. Everybody's got a top four, best known for on their IMDB page I'll start reading Somebody's

Dan played this the other day How'd you do with this the other day Dan? I took a fucking beating It's gonna get real bad You gotta buzz in with your own name when you think you know who the actor or actress is But also keep in mind That if you get in early and you're wrong Negative one point.

When you say buzz in with your own name, just say your own name. Yeah, you want to practice it? Greg. Fucking killed it. I also like the calmness in your voice because usually people are a little bit more excited playing the game. But if you buzz in like that, Greg, I'll be very proud of you. I took some of

my son's Vicodin. I'm not kidding. It's 30 of them. He's not going to eat fucking 30 Vicodin. And whenever you get in with the correct answer, then you get bonus points because you can name other movies that are in that person's

top four. It's worth extra points. Games were this complicated when you were on before, Craig. Joe, how are you going to buzz in? Joe.

Because that's the rule, right? You know what? I'm going to yell my last name. DeRosa! Oh, I like it. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. Neat. All right.

Dan? I'm going to go full name. Dan Soder. I like the way all of you guys play. It's going to be really interesting. Who's top four on IMDb?

Starts with Saving Private Ryan. Greg. Now, Greg, I should point out to you that there's many actors in Saving Private Ryan, so you're taking quite a risk coming in this early. But let's see what you got. Tom Hanks. Incorrect.

I mean, of course he was in that movie. But he's not the actor or actress we're thinking of right now. Negative one point for you. Jesus. Just like that. Yeah, yeah. That's how I'm gonna do you. You got done, son.

Okay, wait out till the next round, Greg, because it's just between Dan and Joe now. Lifelong rivals. Spurs. The second title is Blackhawk Down. DeRosa.

Ed Burns. Incorrect. Dance Hunter. Wow, you could have heard another name, but... No. You're ready to go. I want to go down with the ship. Call me a musician on the Titanic because want to go down with the ship.

Call me a musician on the Titanic because I'm going down with the ship. Wait, just to clarify, this strategically could be that he wants the chance to name the other two for the extra four. Sure. Thank you, Greg. I don't think he's... I planned the entire time.

Alright, who is it? Tom Sizemore. That is correct. Retention. He's in Saving Private Ryan? Yeah, he's in the platoon. Who does he play in it? The guy on Coke? The guy who keeps talking about hookers?

His other four popular movies? Ah, fuck. Two, you just need two more. Just two more. Yeah, we've named two already. So just say two Tom Sizemore classics to some more and one more celebrity rehab yeah that does not count. I don't know. I give up.

All right. That's fair. You get a point for heat. Yes. And then natural born killer. Of course. That's great. So Dan's got two points.

Joe has no points. And then also Greg Fitzsimmons is here. Ready for a comeback. Please let the next movie be Grease. Just to send Greg in a tailspin. Especially if you guess it. Who's best known for number one out of the four

Saving Private Ryan? Greg. Oh, shit. Here he goes again. This time it's obviously Tom Hanks Incorrect See strategically I figured I could name the other three Tom Hanks movies

That would also be tough to pull off Because he's been in a lot of movies Big The second title He's been in a lot of movies. Big. The second title. She's the one. Deroza! Ed Burns. Edward Burns is correct.

Maybe two more Ed Burns classics. Brothers McMullen. And? Maybe two more Ed Burns classics. Brothers McMullen and... Old Burns, he doesn't really do big films. Come on. The fuck else? What?

Jesus Christ. Just name anything else he was in. He's the husky voice dude. Yeah, I know. He did Brothers McMullen he's the husky voice dude yeah I know he did Brothers McMullen and the sequel Brothers McMullen 2000

I think he's made more movies with some of the same people but yeah and She's the One was one of them but this was something called Sidewalks

in New York I've never heard of it but you do get a point for Brothers McMullen the one was one of them. But this was something called Sidewalks in New York. I've never heard of it. But you do get a point for Brothers McMullen. So now Joe has two points and Dan has two and Greg is with us. And Greg is very excited

to jump in probably way too early again on this next round. Who's best known for saving Private Ryan? It's just the law of averages at this point, dude. Run it out in stars, dude. It doesn't roll over

the next round. I say burn it to the ground. Tin cup this shit. Greg. Can I just say one more name? Could you just wait for one more name? No, because then I lose

an opportunity to name the other three Tom Hanks movies. It's such a risk for such a little reward. And I know that because I'm the star of Billions. I just wish you'd wait for one more name. It wouldn't help me. I'm not very good at this. All right.

Who do you think it is? I think it's Tom Hanks. No. No. I was really hoping that you would jump in so confident after the second title, because the second title is The Green Mile. What?

Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Savvy Pride Ryan, The Green Mile. You guys want the third one? Yeah. True Grit. And the fourth title, 25th Hour.

Spike Lee joint. There's three people in 25th Hour. This guy's one of them. Like there's a big lady character. Dan Soder. Dan, who is it? Barry Peppers. That is correct. Yeah. Wait, what'd you say? Barry Peppers? Incorrect. Dan Soder. Dan, who is it? Barry Peppers. That is correct.

Yeah. Wait, what'd you say? Barry Peppers? Incorrect. Barry Pepper. Barry Pepper. Correct. Barry Pepper.

Correct. Barry Pepper. He played, yeah. Who the fuck is Barry Pepper? He was in that movie 61 about Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle. He was in

a lot of knock around guys. He's always very good, but he's a real chameleon so that's why you probably don't know who he is. Is he an African American gentleman?

No, white guy. Totally white. Barry Pepper. I thought he was like a soul singer from the 60s. Bam! Thank you St. Louis.

I've been Barry Pepper. He's been the spices. And now your headliner, Janine Garofalo. All right, so Dan wins that game with three points. Congratulations, Dan. I want to thank Barry Pepper. Let's do the tiebreaker, though,

just for fun. All right. Ready? Yeah. You ready, Greg? Yeah. S ready, Greg? Yeah. Saving Private Ryan. Dude, if you don't,

I will. You can't, you don't lose points this time. Greg. It doesn't even matter. It doesn't even matter anymore. Greg.

What is it, Greg? Tom Hanks? No. That's fucking bullshit. He's the biggest star in the movie. Dan Soder. Yeah. Matt Damon.

No. This is just for Joe. Snatch. Get shorty. Dennis Farina? stop it's my turn I don't think he's in it it was all Joe why did you do that Dennis Farina

we gotta say fucking private fucking right you're telling me I gotta go all the way into God knows where France just cause some guy's brother's not good at war. This cocksucker never should have got himself captured then. I think this family needs to be wiped off the map. Oh, that'd be an awesome movie. Holy shit.

See ya, Dennis Farina. Rest in peace. Neglecting Private Ryan starring Dennis Farina. I'm not going all the way over there. You're telling me you want me to go into the Nazi territory just to

save some kids. I'll tell you what i'll bring you private ryan when you suck him out of my dick okay get out of my face wait what's the fourth movie because i'm wondering i want to try to figure this out this is a tv show law and order what wow jesus christ i have no idea it's dennis farina what do you mean what do you mean you don't have any idea it's who's Farina in Saving Private Ryan? What? He's the one that doesn't want to save him. No, he's not.

Dude, I'm too high for you to do this to me right now. I know. I can't tell you to do it. If I just make something that's already happened, I think my brain will start leaking out of my ears. Dennis Farina's in Saving Private Ryan. Is he really? Yeah, yeah.

He's no Paul Giamatti or Ted Danson, but he is in it. Ted Danson is in Saving Private Ryan Is he really? He's no Paul Giamatti or Ted Danson But he is in it Ted Danson is in Saving Private Ryan Yes he is You need to revisit Saving Private Ryan If you plan to play in trivia games I just so confidently did that Did you know Vin Diesel's in it?

I did know that And I remember Ted Danson plays the army Oh you know who else is in it? Tom Hanks That's not funny I mean I try Okay, good. And I remember Ted Danson plays the army. Oh, you know who else is in it? Tom Hanks. That's not funny. I mean, I try. Here's your weed back. Thanks, man.

You're welcome. This next game, and the only thing anybody won in that game, by the way, is getting to go first in the next game. That's all Dan won. And I'm very happy about that. We tied, didn't we? Oh, no, you won. Yeah, he won. Goddamn right. Clean start.

And then he got bonus points for the Dennis Farina impression. I really did not know he was in that movie, so I was confidently like, how crazy would that be? And then I feel like such an asshole he's in the movie. I'm going to be very upset that my premise with those legs and the points go to Dan. Because it was my idea. I think you rewind the tape. I don't think that's right. Rewind the points go to Dan because it was my idea.

I think you rewind the tape. I don't think that's I don't think that's right. Rewind the tape. I think the premise got kicked up when the fucking

voice started, Joe. I think I went there in character. I'm the one that said neglecting Private Ryan which I thought was very good. Because I think

I hit with the first punchline which was you want me to go save a kid whose brothers aren't good at war? But then I said but then he shouldn't have got himself captured.

I don't know. Why are we fighting like this? We're so much together when we're... I know, I know. We're like Simon and Garfunkel. You're winning. You're winning, and I hate it. All right.

All right. Speaking of Simon and Garfunkel. Sounds of silence. We're going to play Last Man Stanton. People love it. This is where we get the name of an actor or actress from a pre-selected audience member that I found on Twitter

who's insisting they have a great name for this game. And we take turns, starting with Dan, then we'll go to Joe, then to Greg, and then to me, because I play along. We're going to name names. We're going to name movies.

Name names. Of the movies these people have been in. And by people, I mean we're going to get two names. And each of you guys can go to your lifeline once, and your lifeline is the person whose name tag or container of drugs you chose. Oh, fuck. I got the pothead.

It'd be great if you go to it when he just goes, I remember that, though. I remember that movie Where is Martha Haberman? Front row How you doing? I'm good Very excited

I think you wrote to me yesterday Saying you had a good name She's like That must be a damn good name She's bothering me A whole day early Who is it? Who do you got Martha? Johnny Depp John damn good name. She's bothering me a whole day early. Who is it?

Who do you got, Martha? Johnny Depp. John C. Depp. Very good. And then where is someone in the audience named Z-Prov? Hey, what's up? What's up? I mean, I think Johnny Depp would be

enough with this panel. I think we'd be able to make that last pretty long. But let's go ahead and hear another name from you. Roger Moore. Roger Moore, the late Roger Moore. Son of a bitch. Yeah, that degree of difficulty got kicked up. Right, but Johnny Depp.

Yeah. All three of us could name, I mean, most of us could name ten Johnny Depp movies. And it doesn't have to be... Okay, so it doesn't have to be movies Johnny Depp and Roger Moore are both in. No, no. That's the game. Thanks for coming, everybody.

There is no movie that has both of them. I can confidently tell you that. Unless Roger Moore walked in as some sort of porcupine in Rango. All right. All right, start us off, Dan. The films of either Johnny Depp or Roger Moore. This, of course, is just between the four of us on stage. Please don't try to help us out until the end

when I ask for audience suggestions of what we missed. Dan? Edward Scissorhands. Woo! Thanks, Dean. Trying to win it. Woo! I guess that movie's

not really the classic that we might imagine. Tim Burton's in the back like, god damn it. Octopussy. Okay. Johnny Depp. What's eating Gilbert Grape? Turns out what's eating him

is that he has a mentally handicapped brother and a fat mother. Can't say fat. You can't say mentally handicapped. He's mixed up Gilbert Grape and Benny and June. He's got both of them. Hey, dude. Oh, my turn. Benny and June.

Oh, shit. Sorry. I literally forgot we were playing a game. Sorry, I'm sorry. Dan? 21 Jump Street. Oh, yeah. Makes a nice little cameo in there. Joe? A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Oh, the old waterbed scene. Yeah. It's not a waterbed. It's a blood fountain. Before and after, Joe. Before and after. I don't think he bought that bed. He's like, can I get the blood fountain bed?

The waterbed scene is in part four. Thank you very much. Dead man. Nice. That's a good one for Johnny Depp I would have probably saved that one for later if I were you

I don't understand how the game works I thought we just named movie titles we do but oh just any movie at all that you've managed

to hit on one that stars one of these two gentlemen yeah Roger Moore was in Dead Man so in other words you put out the easy ones first I'm, Roger Moore was in Dead Man. So in other words,

you put out the easy ones first. I'm saying, yeah, save one like Dead Man. These assholes aren't going to say Dead Man. Right. Wow. You play it sort of like you play any other game ever.

All right. I'm going to go with Live and Let Die. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Well, I will go with Sleepy Hollow. Moonraker. Too obscure? Raker to obscure the spy who loves me man right I'm trying to go obscure to get it out of the way and I can't remember this one movie

damn it just so you guys know if you say one that's already been said it's not held against you you just have to give another answer yeah

I can't expect you to remember all these titles Pirates of the Caribbean the name is... Yeah, I'd probably... Dead Man's Ship? I'd probably walk away from, step back from any of that,

any of those. Okay, that's too hot. Ed Wood. Yeah, that's better. I'd like to point out, he called it Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Ship. There's no...

I yelled out Ed Wood and that made everything okay so everything's okay now. Well, Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest. See, I'm setting you up, bro. Got it. I remembered.

Did I say Moonraker? Don't worry, you have a lifeline you can go to. Hold on, I should be able to get one this morning. He looks ready. Alright, Podhead, what do we got? You got a Dapper or a Roger Moore? Secret Window. The Secret Window?

Good call! Okay. And which guy was that? Okay. I got to see that. I mean, for all we know, Roger Moore was out in the bushes, peeping through the secret window. Oh, wait, it's my turn, right? A view to a kill. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Oh Alright slow down It's a good thing they finally made that movie About you know gave Charlie The name and the title Because Willy Wonka he's not interested What's iconic about him movie about, you know, gave Charlie the name and the title, because Willy Wonka, he's not interested. What's iconic about him?

Let's make this about the fucking Charlie. Yeah. Let's focus on the kid who thinks chocolate is a meal. Give him those coins. Charlie would appreciate it. Charlie would love it. Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl. Okay.

I see how you're going to play this game. Can I go to my lifeline again? No. Oh, it's a one-time shot? Yeah, one-time lifeline. Now, all you've got to do is think of another. Johnny Depp's been in 97 feature films. Roger Moore is a tougher one,

because a lot of his was before our time. Right. Her Majesty's Secret Service. Oh. That's George Lazenby. Of course, George Lazenby. Of course, George Lazenby. Johnny Depp, I'm trying to think of his comedies. I'm flat out.

I don't have any. I don't have any I don't have any left alright thanks for playing Greg thank you am I out of the game? yeah unfortunately

wow that was fast the guy that is a professional writer for HBO couldn't think of a Johnny Depp movie Doug brings me back for this for some fucking reason Johnny Depp movie.

Doug brings me back for this for some fucking reason. I don't know. I really don't know movies. I keep bringing you in because one day I'm going to put together a perfect panel.

It's going to be a total newsies reunion. He's got a hat on. All right. Even though we, even though I didn't win, I feel like,

and I'm being serious and sincere about this. This isn't at midnight where the loser gets to make a speech. Can I say something? Sure. It's just nice

to sit up here with you guys because honestly, we go together like shamalama thawamama people. Number four! guys, because honestly, we go together like Shyamalan and Dada Dada. Number four!

Thank you. Oh, shit. Grace for peace. Good job. All right, my turn. There's a lot of things happened there just now. But I'm going to say I had a lot of ideas, but I'm going to say I had a lot of ideas, but I'm going to take

for your eyes only. The Rum Diary. Well, I burned it, buddy. Pirates of the Caribbean at World's End wow you're really running the table on those

yeah really proud of you is that all of them? nope that's not it and I've seen everyone in the theater with my parents oh god please let you That's not it. And I've seen everyone in the theater with my parents. Oh, God, please let you... I would love to catch you

and you're wearing a pirate hat. First birthday, we go see Pirates of the Caribbean. And we're here. Speaking of Johnny Depp comedies, Mordecai. Whoa. Couldn't remember the name of that one. Yeah, that's a tough one.

Sweeney Todd. There's more words in the title than that. Son of a bitch. Do you want to go to your lifeline? Crybaby. Oh, shit. Thank you. First applause break of the game.

Pretty happy about that one. Just to break it up, Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Seville. Oh! Is that the wrong title? Just to break it up, The Demon of Barber of Seville. Is that the wrong title? Just to break it up. All right.

The Demon of Barber Street. Wait a minute. Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Times. Wouldn't that be wild if he decided to be a barber who kills people because he found a place on Barber Street? It's too perfect. I need to kill. I'm going with on Stranger Tides. I'm moving in next to Wetzel's Pretzels.

On Barber Street. What'd you say? Then I'll go with Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tides. Okay. What is the... Yeah, I'm going to say it right now. Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street.

Who's the demon barber in Seville? The barber of Seville isn't necessarily a demon. He's just a barber in an opera. Sounds pretty boring to me. Next to the demon barber. I don't recall what barber in an opera sounds pretty boring to me next to the demon barber I don't recall what happens in that opera because I'm instantly bored by opera

aww someone in the audience is sad about that Doug does not love opera whose turn is it Dan's? I don't think you use this in the game so I'm going to use it Rango yeah right good move

you're up Joe where's your pirates now it's right here Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales Joe I just want to apologize and you just made me walk the plane you have fun saw that one just three weeks ago Joe, I just want to apologize, and you just made me walk the plank. We had fun.

Saw that one just three weeks ago. It's my mom's 70th birthday. All I can say about you boys is tusk, tusk, tusk. Tusk. The Tourist with Angelina Jolie. You don't need to name co-stars, but... I just wanted to make sure it was that movie because I was like, man, that could be wrong. Yeah, no.

Don't forget, you guys each have a lifeline left. I know. What is the... What the fuck is that movie called? Oh, yeah, that one. If you could just think of it. It'd be perfect. You know what?

I'll... Yeah, go to your lifeline. No, wait. I'm going to wait on the lifeline. No, I'll go now. Lifeline. Go to where now? Yeah.

Spice World. Spice World? Johnny Depp's in that? Roger Moore's in that. Yeah. Spice World. Very nice. Spice that? Roger Moore's in that. Yeah. Spice World. Spice up your life. Holy shit. Really good. Very, very good.

Alright. Alright. My turn. The sequel to Tusk. Yoga Hosers. That's what I was trying to think of. I couldn't remember the name of it. Alright, Dan. You still have Lifeline.

Lifeline, Dean. Into the Woods. Into the Woods. Into the Woods. Into the Woods. Dark Shadows. Oh, okay. You're so proud of yourself.

Crowd didn't go crazy I was just happy I just like they went to a lifeline then came back with an answer yeah that's that's strategery. Because sometimes your lifetime's answer will like, if you go to your lifeline too late, they're out of answers too. You get them early,

they might say one you hadn't thought of. And you're still in the game. Feels a little bit like taking an ambulance to the hospital and then walking the last mile. Oh shit

I thought of one but I didn't think of one if you know what I mean I'm going to go to Roger Moore because I can get away with it The Wild Geese Black Mass Oh yeah Yes

Yes Black Mass? Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh. Fucking Whitey Bulge, yeah. Yes. You look like a guy that consulted on that movie, Greg. Yeah. Listen, Johnny, when you fucking say, ah. Ah. Curse of the Pink Panther,

a film in which Roger Moore portrayed Inspector Clouseau, who had a facelift done because Peter Sellers had died. Wow. You know what I say to that? Forget about it, Donnie Brasco! Fuck!

You know what I say to that? Forget about it, Donnie Brasco! Fuck! Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. Yeah. Into the woods! Someone said Betty and June, right? Mm-hmm. Damn it.

Got that one over with early. Damn it. I don't know, but I'm gonna say... Did you use your lifeline? Yeah, dude. Burnt that one up. Oh, shit. You shouldn't have told me that. I would have let you.

Well, now you say that. That's like when the cop's like, you shouldn't have lied to me. I wouldn't have arrested you. Yeah, you were going to. Fuck. Oh, shit. I just thought of another one. I'm just glad that after 25 minutes since I dropped out

Lone Ranger Lost in La Mancha. The Terry Gilliam documentary. Right. Yes. Right. We're counting documentaries? Yeah, you know all those documentaries

Roger Moore and Johnny Depp did, right? Whatever, dude. I'll see you on the next go-around. Dude, I got some steamers in my pocket right now. For Roger Moore, I'm going to say the cannonball run. God damn it, I was going to say that was one of my steamers. Oh, man. You took one of's steamers like a clams cartoon shirt, I don't know what you're doing What we're doing documentaries gonzo the Hunter S Thompson documentary

That's what it's called just gonzo called gon. You sure it's not about a Muppet? Positive. All right, this is a deep cut. You ready? Okay. Freddy's dead. The final nightmare. Johnny Depp makes a cameo appearance in the This Is Your Brain on Drugs nightmare sequence. Oh.

I don't believe you but okay Roger Moore started a movie this is rare in the world of cinema where he was the title character whose whose last name started with a lowercase F and it was called folks yeah if if I met first of all if I made up something like that good on me. He earned it. He earned it. Because that takes some imagination. Danny boy! What do you got? Is it over? I'm going to take it easy. I'm just going to fucking, sorry. I'm sorry, Dean. I'm just going to have to yell this out. Are you got? Is it over? I'm going to take it easy.

I'm just going to fucking, sorry. I'm sorry, Dean. I'm just going to have to yell this out. Are you Dan? Dan? Are you out of your depth? Depth? I like it.

All right. Room with a, doesn't sound right. Yeah. Seems like you're going the wrong way there. Yeah, me too. I was just kidding. I was just testing you out, dude. All right.

Okay, Chucky's got struck with the spirit. Dude, if we were in a church tent right now, everyone would have been like, that was impressive. Your whole body just got in a wreck. Hey, you can walk. I was like scared. I was like, I can't take it anymore. Wow. Ooh, I got one. Your whole body just got an erection Wow Ooh I got one Anyway Dan you out?

Oh fuck Fuck I just got one Oh I've been out a long time. Dan Soder's perfect record on the show. Yeah, I don't need you to say stuff like that. It's about to come to a close. Hey, dude. The crickets are getting louder.

You don't like trivia. Yeah, dude, I'm out. Sorry. Oh, such a valiant effort. That's the damn Roger Moore. Joe, what were you so excited about? Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Depp's in that?

Yeah. Very end, he's in it. Oh, okay. I saw that shit. I don't remember him's in it I saw that shit I don't remember the evil kid turns into him and he's like the wizard in hiding or whatever at the end it's a pretty shitty cameo but you know

kept me alive in this game you know what movie he's in for the entirety of it what a movie's in for the entirety of it? What? A movie told in real time called Nick of Time. Yeah, that's right. What do you got, Joe? Hold on.

Transference. Oh, nice. Baby, we're in the heat of it right now. Oh, my God. I'm sweating like a man. We're in the over, it's over of it right now, because I think I might be able to find one more. I scanned through the dev archives in my mind, but it's so tough because we've named so many.

In my mind. But it's so tough because we've named so many. I'm just thinking of all his hairstyles. His eye makeup. Quit. Give up. I think I might. Do you have another one?

I might, but I don't know if it's correct. Okay. Well, in that case, I'm going to say Cannonball Run 2. That's what I was going to say, but I don't think Roger Moore is in it. I don't know. I don't think he's in it. Honestly, that was my last guess. But if he is in it, we both win.

Well, I'd rather win. But for our purposes today, you are the winner, Joe DeRosa. Let's do some plugs. What do you got coming up, Dan Soder? I will be in Winnipeg at Rumors Comedy Club, American Comedy Company in San Diego, and you can find all my dates at DanSutter.com. Listen to The Bonfire on Comedy Central Radio, Sirius XM 95.

Me and Big Jay Overson. Yeah. Yeah. Love it. It's always great when he's on the show as it is when you're on the show. Oh, thanks. Yeah.

Thanks for being here. Welcome back. Thanks for being here, dude. Yeah. Thanks for being here, dude. Yeah, thanks for having me, dude. Joe DeRosa, what do you got coming up? DC Draft House in Washington, DC

next weekend, Thursday to Saturday, through Saturday. And I have two podcasts, We'll See You in Hell on the HeadGum Network and Emotional Hangs on Feral Audio. So listen to those if you could all right and

donna gets all the prizes i think we forgot we forgot some congratulations i forgot to plug my dates greg fitzsimmons greg fitzsimmons who's who still here, who waited out that 25 minutes of gameplay. Did I lose that bad and I get to plug my dates? You still get to do plugs just because you waited. San Francisco Punchline this next weekend. And then San Diego, the American Comedy Company as well. And then Cleveland Hilarities, I think the first week of October. FitzDawg.com for details. And FitzDawg Radio

is the podcast. Very good. Fantastic. Thank you guys. Greg Fitzsimmons, Joe DeRosa, and Cam Soder. Very good. Who do you want your shit in?

The people that made the new Death Note movie. Okay, the people that made... As always. You're throwing the weed back to the guy? Yeah. What kind of... Yeah, that's the idea, man. You picked it.

You keep his stupid weed. Alright, the people that made the remake of Death Note? Yeah. It's a terrible movie. It's a remake? Was there an the remake of Death Note? Yeah. It's a terrible movie. It's a remake? Was there an old movie called Death Note? You mean it's an adaptation of an anime? Okay.

Oh, that's... Alright. I hear you. It's on Netflix or something? Alright. So anyway, that's a shithead. And coming from Canada and not having any weed is a shame