Doug Loves Movies - Happy Thanksgiving

Episode Date: November 21, 2012

Doug failed to record the Leonard Maltin Game at the American Comedy Co in San Diego, but he recorded this mini ep anyway to give some thanks and play the portion of the audio he captured of guest Brian Redban.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 as a pop or kernel Hey everybody, my name is Douglas and I enjoy the cinema. This is Doug Hart's Motion Pictures, a mini boner ep coming to you from a hotel room in Sweet Home San Diego on Thanksgiving Day to Ocean's Twelve. I am thankful for all the people who came out last night to the American Comedy Company in the Gaslamp Quarter of Sandy D, and to all the people who gave me drinks last night to contribute to the massive hangover I'm experiencing right now.

As many eps go, this is a particularly worthless one because I failed once again to record all of the Leonard Maltin game. I'll play the five minutes of audio that I did capture in a moment, but let me just say that audience member Adam picked the category Wolverines, which is movies with either Red or Dawn in the title, and Brian Death Squad Red Band was challenged to name the movie with 13 out of the 16 names, I think, and not only failed to come up with the title that Leonard Maltin gave two stars and called A Tribute and A Yarn, and some of the names I listed off were Bryan Cranston, Method Man, Andre Royo, Terrence Howard, you're getting it, Cuba Gooding Jr. Not only did he not know the answer, but Mr. Red Band says that he's never

even heard of Red Tails, which just came out last January. I don't know what that says about him or the marketing of Red Tails. So I'll play the pretty pointless lead-up to the game in a second. But first, some plugs and tweet relief tweets about movies. Past and future guest Rory Scovel tweeted, Netflix, are you fucking with me? There's really that many Hellraiser movies? This has been Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. I will be showing and interrupting a holiday classic at the Drafthouse Ritz in Austin, Texas on December 6th at 7 o'clock

and the next day I'm taping at Douglas Movies at 420 right there at the Ritz a movie theater might be the first time I've ever recorded Douglas Movies in an actual movie theater yay December 14th I'll be doing stand up in Miami with Graham Elwood at the Improv there at 420 ok that's enough

plugs thanks for listening and as always people who say Vaz instead of vase are a shithead. Does anyone hunger for games? Brian Redman, are you ready to play against some audience members? Of course. I still

don't know how to play this game, and I've done it four times. I think you'll be alright. I know. I think you always get through it okay. In the prize bag, multiple Death Squad stickers contributed by Brian. A copy of one of my CDs, Smug Life. Yeah. We've also got a T-shirt that says something.

It says Super Blow me on it. No affiliation with super high me, but that's from houseofhaha.com. And then we've also got some Douglas Movies buttons that were given to me, some Alison Rosen is your new best friend stickers, and it's all in a handy tote that says Tito's Handmade Vodka

on it. Someone can win all of this tonight if they can beat Brian in one round of the Leonard Maltin game. Did you guys bring name tags? Do you have some name tags? Of course we have Michael with his Bryce's Bryant

name tag in the front. Who else? Anybody else? There's a few others. So just pick somebody you want to play against, Brian, that brought a name tag. Is there any Asian girls with name tags in here? Yeah, Brian likes Asian girls. Does she have a name tag? She doesn't have a name tag. Can she scribble something down?

Can she put something on her boobs? Can she writeble something down? Can she put something on her boobs? On a piece of paper? Can she write something in blood? Alright. I have to play. You have to play Michael, baby. I'll go with the guy on the left that's holding the Doug Loves movies. Very left. If you have a view, with the glasses right there.

Just because he reminds me of Harry Potter. How can you see that far? I will reply to that. Stand over next to Brian. That's cute. Andy Samberg. What is it? It's an Adam loves movies.

He looks less Asian when he's up here. How are you going to see that? I thought you meant an Asian lady. That's what I thought. Okay, so you guys share a microphone. You're going to compete against each other. Sorry, it's a little wet. Audience,

I know you've been a great crowd the whole time, but please don't yell out if you think you know the answer. That's important. Keep it to yourself. It's just between Brian and Adam. Brian! And Adam! Wow, sounds like you have, both of you have people rooting for you. Well, they think he's an Asian chick. It's evil! He's smart and he's an Asian!

Everybody's just trying to figure out their bill right now That was good timing that the checks came out During this part Harry Potter He doesn't look that much like Harry Potter Andy Samberg or Michael Cera Andy Samberg Michael Cera? Andy Samberg Michael Cera

I think you look like Ben Folds 5 Ben Stein Ben Stein? Anyone? Alright, shut up audience We went to see Doug Benson Wednesday night, it was Thanksgiving the next day Shut up, audience! We went to see Doug Benson Wednesday night.

It was Thanksgiving the next day. He just told us to shut up the whole time. We tried to support him with laughter. He just yelled, shut up. I'm going to have another piece of pumpkin pie. Come for food. All right, you get to pick a category, Adam. Would you like You Only Live 23 Times?

That's James Bond movies. Or Pig in a Blanket? That's movies where Kevin Bacon or Jon Hamm has sex. But not with each other. Yeah, one or the other. Or Wolverines! That's movies with either Red or Dawn in the title. Red or Dawn.

And we're banking John Mayer or James Bond. Which one would you like? I'm going to go Wolverines. Wolverines! I'm going to go Wolverines. Wolverines! I'm going to have some more of Hubert's Lemonade. Except that comes with an old-fashioned milk bottle. It's a vase.

Be romantic once in a while, Doug. Vase! It's based in Orlando. Yeah, it's based in most places. Is it really? I forgot. Now it's based in most places. Is it really? I don't know. I forgot. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.

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