Doug Loves Movies - Harland Williams, Samm Levine, and Graham Elwood Guest

Episode Date: January 5, 2014

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Doug hates candy wrappers, greenie babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies! That was perfect.

Very well done. Coming to you for the first time from the Orlando Improv on Sunday, January 5th at 420. It is, you know, you guys had your couple of cold days. You had your cold spell for a couple days there and I caught the end of that. And then now suddenly today the weather's beautiful. And then they say it's going to get cold again tomorrow. So good work, Florida.

Whenever I go to Florida people are like, why are you going to Florida? And I'm just like, because I love it. I love the weather. And the people that come to my shows are nice. I don't care about all those other people. Right? You guys are here and it's going to be cool.

Let me see your name tags. We got Super Guy Me is back in the front row from yesterday. Holy crap. Rocket Dan. And Rocket Sam. Wow, that's

like, uh, that was the name of the Muskrats in that Muskrat song. No, Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam. Monty Python and the Holly Grail. Pool Hall Joey's. And that's a kangaroo holding a pool cue.

Okay. A fish called Rhonda. The Geordie year old virgin. I was Geordie years old when I lost it. Davula, that's a good one. Instead of, of course, instead of Frankenstein. And, yeah. Oh, there's a light up... What's that dude's name?

Guy Fawkes mask? And your name is Guy? Oh, alright. Fawkes you. Fawkes off. But that's cool, it lights up. Is it supposed to go on a face or is it just a light up head? That's cool, it lights up. Is it supposed to go on a face

or is it just a light up head? Oh, it's a mask that you put on some sort of outdoor flashlight? Industrial flashlight? You don't have to answer these questions. You still might get chosen. Oh, people are still holding them up, I'm sorry. Arms are probably killing you.

But thank you to everybody for bringing your beautiful signs. Sorry I can't talk about more of them. We've got other stuff to do. Los Angeles, few notes for other parts of the country. In Los Angeles, I'll be back on Tuesday for another episode of Doug Loves Movies at UCB,

which everyone can hear the next day if they want to. And next Saturday, I'm doing a special Doug Loves Movies taping at the Riot Fest in downtown Los Angeles at 420, of course, one week from today. From the corrections department,

John Cusack wasn't in a movie called Poe. He played Po't in a movie called Poe he played Poe in a movie called The Raven I mean it's totally the sort of thing that I would have called him on it if I caught it but then when someone else catches it and tells me about it

I feel like I've failed you somehow. I mean, it's always like, it just depends on the person making the decision, but in that case, I knew what movie he was talking about, and also, it might as well have been called Poe. Doesn't he play detective, like solving a mystery or something in it? Like if Poe solved mysteries? I think that was the premise of the movie. John Cusack's done some weird shit lately. He was Nixon and Lee Daniels, the butler, and he was that weird prisoner in Lee Daniels, the paperboy.

Lee Daniels, the paper boy. I'm going to watch the paper boy and Lee Daniels, the butler, within a few days of each other, about a week apart. And it's going to be an interesting transition. Because the paper boy is fucking crazy. But the butler looks crazy also, but in a way that people accept it like people are like oh that was cool crazy not just crazy getting Doug with

high returns with a new episode this Wednesday I'm sorry that we had to take two weeks off because some people make a big deal out of December 25 and January 1 for some reason just days on a calendar to me, but it was hard for me to put on a show

with no one. So, we'll see you. People complain to me on Twitter. I'm like, what do you want me to do, man? So I'll see you at 4.15 Pacific Standard Time Wednesday, this Wednesday, at YouTube slash Doug Benson.

I won't see you. You can see me. And a special guest. If you're in San Francisco on February 8th, I'm doing a Benson movie interruption of Twilight colon New Moon at the Castro Theater.

It's a terrible movie in a beautiful theater. SFSketchFfest.com for info. Where is, here tonight, at Esco Richard? Right here. Right there. Did I pronounce it right? Yes, you did.

Esco Richard. So that's, what parts of your name is that? Esco is my last name. Oh, Esco is your last name. You switched them around. Yeah, there you go. Because Richard Esco was already taken. So you went Esco's your last name. You switched them around. Because Richard Esco was already taken. So you went Esco Richard.

Why didn't you... Do you not have enough letters to throw in C-O-M-M-A? Nope, too many letters. Okay, so... So Esco Richard, you did the right thing. And you tweeted today, and I caught it, you did the right thing. And you tweeted today, and I caught it. On way to see you and ran into our governor of our state at Starbucks.

Dot, dot, dot. No big deal. Sounds like it is a big deal. Sounds like I stirred some shit up. I didn't know what I was walking into here, but so we don't like the governor. No. And so, Esco, did you on our behalf tell him how much we don't like him?

He had a lot of security. He had a lot of security. So when you say ran into him, you mean he was in the same Starbucks. You didn't speak to him? You didn't say, I'm going to a place where a known drug addict will be?

Because I really would love it if he came by. I'd love to see Dick. This is his name, right? Rick? Rich? Rick? Rick Scott.

He's got two first names. Can't trust that. Hey, everybody. My name is Doug Bill. Sounds like Duck Bill. No big deal. All right, well, thank you, Richard, for that. And I'm very excited about the prize bag today

because it includes a lighter that I was given by someone whose Twitter handle is at ChrisJones419, and he missed 420 by one. And it's a lighter that he made for me uh he made me several of them and this particular one has the getting dug with high logo on it so i wanted to pay that forward and also in this bag is a shirt from uh a gentleman who's with hashtag United for Care. And United for Care, F-O-R-C-A-R-E, is they included a shirt for the prize bag,

but also they are here today, and anyone that can go up to them and find them after the show, they'll be the people with clipboards that look like they want you to sign a petition. If you could go sign their petition, it's for trying to get the ball rolling on legalizing marijuana here in Florida.

So, yeah. So, do that after the show. The show is happening on private property, so they're not allowed to announce their presence here. So, like I said, just go up to the people with clipboards. It's the new version of like a red carnation and the lapel.

I'll be the one with the clipboard. Also included in the prize bag is from our friends at Vape Exhale, a t-shirt. It's a very cool vaporizer that I'm going to be trying out on camera this week on Getting Doug with High. A very cool poster from Cute Streak Designs that is Breaking Bad. It's a portrait of Walter White.

And a $10 gift card for iTunes. Rules of the Letter Mauling Game I'm going to have standing by for our guest today. One of our guests might not know exactly how it works. We've got some movies we'll talk about when we get the guest out here.

Oh yeah, we've got to sold that off too. So exciting. I don't know why I'm putting a bunch of stuff on the chair somebody's about to sit on. Please, you guys, I'm really glad to pull together such a lineup here in Florida. Please give a big warm

welcome to Harlan Williams, Graham Elwood, and Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a. Will Wolverine. Thank you very much, Orlando. What's up, Jam Lando? What's up, Jam Lando?

See Harlan, that's why we keep it a secret Because that's fun to let that out of the bottle And watch it go Harlan, somebody tweeted him They figured it out that he'd be here Because he's working at the improv this weekend And they tweeted at him asking him Are you going to be there? know they figured it out that he'd be here because he's working at the improv this weekend and they tweeted at him asking him are you going to be there

and he wrote back hell yeah buddy something like that yeah and then I direct messaged you shhh and you brought for the prize bag

Harlan Williams everybody first of all happy new year And you brought for the prize bag, Harlan Williams, everybody, first of all. Happy New Year. Second time on the program. Yes, it's an honor, thank you. First time in this country. That's right, this is my first American one. We did that one in Vancouver.

Oh, that was Vancouver? I thought that was the one we did in North Korea. Why are you laughing? I don't know why you're laughing. Yeah, we were performing down at Kim Jong Fool's. That's a great club. That's a really good club.

You brought a copy of a DVD of yours called The Force of Nature where a turtle is turned into you or you've turned into a turtle. Yeah, I like it if you look right here. One more time for the listeners. My neck meat is flapping if you're listening at home. That's got to be the name of your next album, by the way.

Neck meat. I got kicked out of SeaWorld yesterday for doing that. I swallowed a stingray. Sam the Ma'am is here, everybody. Oh, you're so sweet, Orlando. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I don't know. I gotta come back here more often. That was lovely. And what are these motion pictures that you brought to put in the bag? I brought three motion pictures I have nothing to do with whatsoever. I brought True Romance. Yeah. That's a good movie.

This is a great triple feature, by the way. The Game. David Fincher's The Game. And one of Doug's personal favorites and mine, Blade Runner. Watch it with a pause button. Whoa, okay, I thought I'd do that. There's like a strip club scene. Yeah, well, those are great

contributions to the bag, and I'm glad you didn't want those anymore. No, in hindsight, I should have, of course, brought Sidney White, the Amanda Bynes classic, which we shot right here in Orlando. Yeah, and you worked with her back when she was regular.

Yes. Back when she was regular, yes. Yeah, when she was just a little too spunky, hyper. But there was something cute about that. Uh-huh. What do you think went wrong there, Sam? If you had to say. It's not comedy.

It's just mean. I can't. All right. Well, I think. I can't. Alright. Well, I think it's funny. Alright. If you think mental illness is funny, then cheers to you, friend. No matter who's doing it, when cops come in and you pick up the bong in front of them and throw it out the window,

that's pretty funny. Alright. In a vacuum, I guess that is funny. In a vacuum, I guess that is funny. I wish I could use my bong in a vacuum, because then it would just automatically be clean when it spills over. Graham Elwood is here. Graham Elwood's confused. Jam Lando 2, Electric Boogaloo.

Take control, mall city. Take control. It's barely even a mall. It's like, it's restaurants. It's a village. Restaurant village. Oh, and some jewelry. And there's a FedEx.

I don't even remember what else. And a movie theater at the top of a giant mountain that you have to climb way in the back. Yes. That was a weird laugh. You leave that weird laugher alone. Doug Benson, defender

of the weird laughers. Smoking weed through a vacuum. That made no goddamn sense at all. Is that a... Like, I didn't get it because I'm a stoner thing, or was that just like you envision something weird? No, just like the inside of a vacuum, it's already...

Everything's already in there. So... Outside of that vacuum, everything would be clean. Do you know what a vacuum is, Doug? Have you ever actually used one? Yes, you've ever seen one? No, a brand new vacuum cleaner.

Still in the wrapper. But speaking of garbage, Graham's book... Oh, what? Just let me finish my sentence. Graham's book thinks Oh, what? Just let me finish my sentence. Graham's book thinks you shouldn't litter. Nice save, asshole. It's called The Comedy...

I mean, you know the title. I say it all the time, but I'll say it again. It's just hard to read off of the cover. Because if you read the cover, it's called The Comedy Guide to Film Movies. No, it's hard for a stoner who thinks vacuum cleaners are clean to read it.

Can you read that, Sam? You're Jewish. Yeah. Yep. So you read right to left, right? Yep. Yep. Yep. Baruch film atah. Oh, film? You got film out of that in there? Yeah. It's the same, Kerm, Baruch, Film, Atah. Oh, film? You got film out of that in there?

Yeah. It's the same in any language? It's the same in both languages, yeah. It's the same in both languages. Sam just performed a bris right now, folks. I did, thank you. Congratulations. Does someone have a baby?

Because if we don't, the plagues will rain down upon us if we don't follow through. There's got to be some dude here that needs a circumcision. Come on, somebody. Come on, whip it out, fellas. Show us your name tags. Someone born in Europe. Raise your hand.

All right, nothing. Oh, I forgot to throw in there, Doug. I have a Whistling Banes shirt for the winner. Oh, yes. Yeah, so come see us. I'll be there. You know, I wrote the forward

in the comedy film guide, Nerds to Movies, and I will happily... Stick with the font. I'll stick my stick, I'll put my dick pen in there for you. Yeah, buy a book and Doug will fuck it.

Hashtag. Books. I'm loving them. I have questions for you guys, if you don't mind. Starting with Harlan Williams. Have you got any motion picture work for us to look forward to? I think it's been maybe a year since i saw you i have a new movie coming out in two weeks called back in the day with uh nick swartzen

michael rosenbaum moreno baccarin oh she's very sexy oh she's very very sexy wow i wasn't in until Moreno Baccarin. There you go, Temple Brandon. Yeah, she's all right. I do have Western wear on today, so it's apt. So that's coming out on what's the date? It comes out like the 14th, I think. Jan 14th? Jan 14th. All right.

It's one of those high school reunion, back to school type of comedies with a bunch of crazy hijinks. It's going to be a lot of fun, so check her out, gang. Nicely done. Thanks, thanks. It's awesome.

And he didn't, like, I called him, like, he wasn't like, hey, can I come promote my movie? No, I was like, hey, come do the show. He's like, sure. And then, perfect timing, movie's coming out in a couple weeks.

Yeah, that's awesome. Thank you. It's got the lady from Homeland in it. Yeah, she's spicy. That's all I need to know. I saw her at an airport once. I didn't know what to say. That wasn't her.

She's too beautiful to fly Now if you want to see a clip from the movie I'm doing Conan on Tuesday night We're going to be showing a clip So check it out Oh bravis Watch Conan on Tuesday night Instead of me on At Midnight with Chris Hardwick

Oh no No no no Conan said 11 They can make it a instead of me on At Midnight with Chris Hardwick. Oh, no. No, no, no. Conan said 11, isn't he? Yeah. Perfect. They can make it a buffet. Oh, but they don't want them to turn away from Pete Holmes at midnight. It's such a...

Oh, TV's a battlefield. You know, all these shows are on the internet, too. You guys can go and watch them. Oh, they are? I know, it's true. It's true. You can see it that way. Don't you sponsor Hulu?

Don't you sponsor Hulu, Doug? I'd say that Hulu corporation, they'd be nowhere without Benson. But Sam said it in his voice. He was even better coming from the audience because he's like,

don't you sponsor Hulu? Ain't you one of them Hulu sons of bitches? Get my scattergun. It's Hulu Plus. I don't know fuck all about Hulu. I don't mess with Hulu. Hulu's for fucking animals.

I'm about Hulu Plus. Yeah, it'll be funny if they're the ones sponsoring this episode. I don't know from episode to episode. I just try to do a show, you know, without any kind of censorship. But I should also say that it's a great service. While you're at it, use Squarespace. Yeah, don't you use Squarespace, dude?

You got one of them websites on Squarespace.com. Backslash DougLookMovies. You one of them Squarespace sponsors? You one of them sponsors? That's right. Squarespace used to be a drunk, and now I'm their sponsor. One day at a time, Squarespace. It works if you work it, and you're worth it.

Now I know who's Starting to sound like a lady I was doing a lady's voice The entire time Oh okay How do you not know that? Come sit on Manor's lap Get your little square space

Over here dad Half-bucket by Hulu Plus Vaguely dirty Get your little Squarespace over here, Dad. Half-buck in my Hulu Plus. Vaguely dirty. I want to see your Squarespace. Take me to your hollow zone. I'll give you some Hulu Plus. That's what I'm talking about.

That's where you lost him. That creeped them out They're like hey That's too much It's the rule of 12s After 12 riffs they give up I'll get them back on the 24th baby Oh but it's those 11 We have to sit through

Sam Quite a rivalry was created between you and Graham Bellwood at the Christmas episode mostly because of your weird glee at Graham's defeat honestly, I'm not a parent but there's no way having a kid is going to be half as good

first of all, everything you do is apparent and you still Sam, you still owe me a suicide First of all, everything you do is apparent. You still owe me a suicide. You said before that if I do not win, I will kill myself. You didn't make it to the finals. I said if you win, I will kill myself. It is legal in the state of Florida to kill yourself. That is why I invited you here today.

I will assist you in seppuku. A little hairy carry. Is it really seppuku if you have an assist? Like if you have somebody spotting your seppuku? I might not be able to push it all the way. Could you just give it a little extra? Actually, Doug, the second in assisting is the guy who severs the head,

not severs completely, because that would be disrespectful if you study any sort of samurai. Harlan, be quiet. Anyway. Doug, as we were saying. Harlan, I thought Jerry Lewis showed up all of a sudden. Bloody professor over there.

Oh, look at the guy. Temple Grandin. I don't know what that reference is, but I'm sure it's great. It's pretty solid because it's that movie where Claire Danes plays the lady who was so crazy she invented it.

She's here tonight. She made an invention that helps cows. She's supposed to be in the back of the room clapping wildly at nothing. Isn't that who he was doing? That was the deal that she and Claire Danes had, right? Was that Temple? Yeah, that's what I was doing her impression.

That's what I said. Nailed it. We got Temple. Graham. What? What was your favorite movie of this last year ooh that's a tough one

um Spectacular Now Spectacular Now and let's go to the the audience member that yelled out a title let's see if it's a match what'd you say

what was your pick? Grandmaster. That's a good film too, yeah. Okay. I'm going to be asking a lot of questions of my guests this evening. So feel free to not do that again. I know the feeling

you get high and you just say stuff like I was just the other day I was telling Kermit the Frog during the Muppet 3D show that I thought

Fozzie was a little loud and that a vacuum cleaner is somehow cleaner inside can I ask you a question? please I was in the back there before and I could not hear and that a vacuum cleaner is somehow cleaner inside. Can I ask you a question? Please. I was in the back there before, and I could not hear all of your intro,

and I was, as you know, eager to hear how you were going to do it. Oh, yeah, I was trying to tell you about this before the show, and I didn't get around to the explanation, but basically it's don't worry about it. Alright. That's fair. Did you see a lot of movies this last year, Harlan? Yeah, man. Yeah, sure did. Do you have

a favorite? Did Graham really say Spectacular now? Yeah, he did. That's an interesting choice. I don't even know. What was that one about? There was a bunch of really good movies. There was a lot of good ones, yeah. What was Spectacular Now? What was it? It was a little indie film. It was a high school coming of age kind of thing, but not

it was really good. Kind of like Back in the Day? Yeah. Guess what? Why do you have to pick that fucking movie? Back in the day It's going to be his favorite movie of 2014 See him a year from now Give me a potato, it's harvest season

Give me a potato Did you pick a favorite, Harlan? Yeah, I saw Frozen at a drive-in in Alaska. In a convertible. Is that wrong? That's a good answer. It's a cute movie, right? Oh, yeah. Cute snowmen.

Icicles. Do you like icicles? The marketing, though, they kind of cover up. It's about two little girls, princesses, I guess. Teenagers. So you've seen it, too? No, I have not. Well, then why are you, like, kind of dumping that all over it if you haven't seen it I was asking you about it no I'm guessing you haven't seen it either

you son of a bitch how dare you how dare you I was a really good guest up until now. How dare you help me? It was the premise under which you saw Frozen that I figured that didn't really happen. But, you know, people with kids, they see that, you know, I have guests on, and kids, all they see is those Pixar movies. CGI's. That's not they see that. You know, I have guests on. Kids, all they see is those Pixar movies. CGI's.

That's not a Pixar movie. You know what I mean. Yeah. Sam, what about you? What's your favorite? I have two. Gravity and Short Term 12. All right.

That's perfect because Harlan didn't have any. There you go. No, I have one. You filled the void nicely. Beasts of the Southern Wild. 2012. You're before that, but... No, now let me finish.

I saw it at a drive-in in a DeLorean. So I time-traveled and saw it last year. This is one crowd you don't have to add the time-travel thing after saying DeLorean I'm gonna go back in time and take down what you just said

and then we're gonna have Huey Lewis sing about it cause it's the news what's your favorite, Sam? Two movies? Yes, Short Term 12 and Gravity. Okay. Yeah.

What's Short Term 12? What is that film? It was an independent with... Brie Larson. Brie Larson. And she works at... I don't want to say... It's one of those where you're better off going in literally knowing nothing. She was Miles Teller's

ex-girlfriend in Spectacular Now. There you go. And one of the seven exes in, or she wasn't an ex, but her boyfriend, anyway, Scott Phillips. Yeah, that's true. Any whoozle. What a great year-end wrap-up we just had.

Some really exciting stuff happening in cinema. I pre-wrote down my answer and I think it's Gravity. This would be my favorite film of the year. So then I win the game. Were you pissed off about that whole

Gravity controversy that came out after where they said her hair didn't float? Were you pissed about the non-floating hair? I don't remember that hair thing specifically, but didn't Neil deGrasse Tyson just lay into everything that was wrong with that movie? Yes, he did. Did he?

Yeah. He's like, first of all, George Clooney, that's not a real accent he's using. Neither of them are space astronauts at all. They're actors. The story was written by some writer making it up. But I know you get upset about floating hair. You've always been like a floating hair freak.

That didn't stick out at you? For some reason, it didn't bother me. I think I just haven't been in space enough yet to know when I see it, when it looks wrong. I'm just like, oh, that must be what space is like.

Every time. Have you ever done this? I can't wait to brush my teeth in space. If you squeeze it out of the tube it floats around. It's a game. Is this microphone floating around or is this my face? Do this when you get home.

Lick your fingertip and shove it in a socket and your pubes puff out. It looks like that guy from Room 222 with the red afro. Remember that guy? That's very topical. But why...

Why give me such an exciting thing to do and then say, wait till you get home, can't I? Just find a socket is all you gotta start that way. I got one right over here, Doug. Okay, here we go. Lube up that pinky, you weirdo. Jam it in there and make your own vacuum cleaner bong. I gotta get me some puffy pubes.

I've got a date tonight. Stick your Hulu Plus in that outlet, Doug. All right, again, an upstanding company, and I hope that they're still a sponsor of this program because we really appreciate their help They're great Does anyone

hunger for catching fire? Let's play some games That's the end of the half an hour fuck around Let's play some games. Yay! There we go. That's the end of the half an hour fuck around. Now it's time for 60 minutes of serious shit. Give or take 10 minutes. Way to get the legal department happy. That's a good dog.

The legal department, they're so frustrated because they don't exist and so they're just there every day going why aren't we I'm folding up and putting away the piece of paper that has the games on it I'm like okay done, done with that. From memory. Here we go. Delete my Leonard

Malt map and we'll be done. We're good. We're good to go. No, because the reason I keep fiddling with this is because I do have to ask you guys to pick your name tags. That's right. Go out into the audience and choose the name tag

that speaks to you. The one that you must play for. You must win for because of the kinship that is created. And while you guys do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. And we're back!

Sam Levine. Who are you playing for? I am playing for Amanda, who brought her own hoverboard from the future, as in one year from now. That's awesome. That's right, math whizzes. Nice work, Amanda.

Don't read the shithead on the back, Harlan. Don't read it? Don't read it. That's for later. I knowes. Nice work, Amanda. Don't read the shithead on the back, Harlan. Okay. Don't read it? Don't read it. That's for later. Okay. I know, I'm so full of secrets. Who are you playing for? First of all, apologies to people who made stuff and I didn't pick it because there's

a lot of good ones, but this is for Rocket Mike. There you go. Yeah. You got it right over here, Rocket. Sam and you go. Yeah. You got right over here, Rocket. Sam and Rocket Dan. Yeah. Packed my bags. People figured out you were going to be here.

Zero hour, 9 a.m. I got to get in close on this. This is fantastic. And I'm going to be high as a kite by then. I fairly got you in the vine. Just how I like it. What are you doing, Sam? Okay, it looked like you were cheating and looking at the paper.

Yes, Doug, that's how I do it. I like to cheat in a game where there's no actual prize. You're playing for a young lady from the future. That's true. So take it seriously. Fair enough. All right, thank you. These name tags are all great, you guys.

Big round of applause for all of your name tags. Yeah, thank you. Come on. Amanda, I noticed there's no shithead on the back of this hoverboard. That's a bold move.

That's a bold move. It's on the back of the paper. It's on the back of the paper, dude. Oh, dude. Don't mess with it. Or do you like to know ahead of time what the shithead's going to be? Hopefully we'll never have to know. Harlan can't stop staring at his. We'll read that, Harlan, if you lose today.

That's their consolation prize. We'll call that person or thing a shithead. Is there one on the back of yours, Graham? Yes, there is. Nice. All right, the first game we're gonna play is how much did this shit make what's happening just a bunch of cookies this guy in the front row looks like pete holmes am i wrong pete pete why didn't you tell us you were in Jam Lando?

Wash my damn towels! So yeah, some cookies just flew in out of nowhere. What in the world makes you think we would eat these? I still got the glutinos from last night.

I'm gonna eat the shit out of those. Twinkies? These don't have weed in them, do they? I'll have one of those for sure. No, okay. Take them back. Now you guys are just putting fucking...

Somebody just threw the biggest Rice Krispie treat I've ever seen up here. It's a treats sheet. That is much larger than my torso. I'm not kidding. That's like a dog bed right there. I will disappear behind this. If you attach that to your hoverboard, Sam...

Oh, that's your Halloween costume next year. Sam Levine, our little treat sheet. Someone got a photo of that. Send it to the Kellogg's company. I could use the work. Just keep throwing it around. That's awesome. The treat sheet.

I want to fucking break that thing in half. I bet you that would be pretty easy to do. I bet you it would. Somebody else threw up a box of Twinkies. Thank God they're back. That was a dark time when there was no Twinkies. I could only find solace in the annual return of the McRib. Almost didn't think of it.

I understand the pressure you guys are under up here. I'm trying to think of the answers. So we're going to start with how much did this shit make? And there was another thing Sam and I started to discuss before the show. I tried. We didn't finish it. What order should we start in for this particular game? I guess we should let Harlan go first.

Yeah, let Harlan go. All right. And then where do we go from there? You can go to Graham. Okay. Dec Harlan go. All right. And then where do we go from there? You can go to Graham. Okay. Decided. Okay. Well done.

Thanks. Harlan. Yeah? How much in millions was made by a movie that was shot? This is the worst sentence ever game? Is that what we're playing? Florida. We're playing fuck syntax? Is that what we're playing? We're playing fuck syntax?

Is that what we're playing tonight? It was shot in Florida and the domestic box office Jesus Christ It's like being interviewed by Speak and Spell over here I have horrible news. Doug is stone cold sober right now.

I'm trying to... Should we put a wallet in his mouth? Is he having a seizure? It's like Siri's fucking lover over there. It's true, I'm not drinking. It's true, I'm not drinking. I guess the drinking really helps. Could you start again?

It screams you out, man. I was just trying to get the whole premise of the game out and in a question and it got convoluted and the two guys that know how it works piled on. And the audience. The audience wasn't yelling anything at me. Well, they don't have microphones.

Which are used for yelling. Goddamn right. It's my goddamn right to yell. I have a microphone. Here's the game, Harlan. Everybody has to guess how much a movie made at the domestic box office according to boxofficemojo.com.

It's an entire run. In this case, it's a movie that was shot in Florida called Jaws 3D. And you can't go over correct Doug? you gotta get close without going over domestic yes sir Jaws 3D

Jaws 2 was a reasonable hit they did it again they did that thing that's ruined movies forever the third one always has to be in 3D I'm gonna say 32 mil alright They did that thing that's ruined movies forever that the third one always has to be in 3D. I'm going to say 32 mil. All right. Now we're going to go to Graham.

As decided by Sam earlier. Just one skull. I'm just saying it's all fair. It's going to up and up completely. Can I go to dinner with you, Doug, to help set the order? I'm just saying it's all fair. Up and up. Completely. Can I go to dinner with you, Doug, to help set the order? You're going to dinner with Douglas? Let's see. First of all, it was lunch.

Secondly, I asked him to lunch. Thank you. And thirdly, I tried to discuss the order with him, but we didn't get to it. Right. Because we started talking about something else. Right. I was in my room doing yoga. And I really like yoga, by the way. I think you should marry her.

She's a delight. We met her in the Scandinavian section of Epcot. She's a ride operator over at Maelstrom. And they got some gorgeous girls over there. So Harlan, you said 32? 35? 34.

Oh, you're addending. Okay. You said 32. 32. And if that's what I said, I thought it was a... I'm going to go... I'm going to go 21. 33. And thanks for paying for lunch, by the way. I reached, you refused.

So we have Graham with 21, Harlan with 32, and Sam with the classic 33 maneuver. I've seen the prices right. You knew dollar wasn't the way to go. No. Because the correct answer is $45.5 million. Yeah. Nice.

Made by Jaws 3D. Jaws 3D. Jaws 3D. So that just means Sam gets to go first in the next game. That's all it means, gang. That's all it means. Who wants these cookies, seriously? I can't sit here with these cookies. Just, you know, have a few, pass them around.

That's it. What an asshole. What a goddamn asshole. around that's what what an asshole god damn asshole here you go sir would you like a twinkie thank you for coming to our show tonight I'm not a fucking asshole guys don't worry I got this

what you do is you squash them so that no one's thinking oh that's probably not that bad. You make sure no one eats these because these are bad. These cookies have all been ruined. Keep going. It's like a pathway to between my legs.

I question the box maker. Yeah, that cookie box is pretty fucking heavy there, sweetheart. I just want people at home... I just want people at home to know that Sam

tried to toss the cookie box, the flimsy cookie box, to the guy sitting right in front of us. Before I even completed the backhand. The backswing of the throw. Let's start from the beginning. You didn't hand it to the guy.

You're like, there's your fucking cookies, you moke. No, I was tossing it. I got these cookies, you goddamn seal. Here, jump for it, you fucking worm. You're not one of us. I was tossing it left-handed. It's not like I was trying to get the back of the room. Sam works at goddamn SeaWorld.

He was trying to toss them like Johnny Playground. He was trying to be sporting about. Yeahground He was trying to be like sporting about Yeah man A gentleman, someone who's a two time champion Would hand it to a person A guy who happy when he can't win That guy throws stuff like a fucking animal Graham, how many of the tournament of champions did you win?

I don't know Finalist three years in a row bitch You couldn't be there Who do you think you are, Britney Spears? win? I don't know. Finalist three years in a row, bitch. You couldn't be there. Who do you think you are, Britney Spears? She says bitch a lot. Are we the new Nicki Minaj and Mariah? This gentleman was just thanking me for being

a gentleman. That's what was happening. You are a gentleman. Stop talking. Try to say a nice thing. No, seriously. Stop talking before you say end of scholar. No. Alright, that one was just for me. Sometimes I like

to make one that just I get to take home and hold on to. Now I want to jump all over that rice krispy treat. Thinking about it. I want people to go back and listen to the moment when that all went down because

there's no mention of Sam's name Graham just starts screaming you asshole so I want you to go back I want you to go back to that point

and imagine that Harlan did something Harlan you asshole I Harlan, you asshole! I bet Graham would get that mad at him. You polite person. Or me. I mean, as you were yelling, I was just like, please clarify. There was just a, from the audience, you asshole! But he's allowed to yell that.

I mean, believe it or not, Graham and I have known each other a great long time. How long do you think? Too long. In March of 2000. Right? I've tried to forget it all. I know, everybody. Just remember, folks,

hashtag Team Graham or hashtag Team Sam. There's two M's in Sam. Thank you. One M in Sam. There's two Ms in Sam. Thank you. One M in Graham. No Ms in Harlan. Hashtag Team Harlan. What's your Twitter handle, Harlan?

At Harlan Williams. Way to go. Thank you. With an M. go. With an M. A regular one and an upside down one? Yeah.

Did you see they have the world's largest McDonald's here on this street? Yes, yes, I saw that. It's right next to the world's largest ball of twine. Have you seen it? No. Yeah. McDonald's is in to the world's largest ball of twine. Have you seen it? No. Yeah. McDonald's is in the way, I guess. I guess.

Because McDonald's is bigger than the ball of twine, right? I don't know if it's... I think there's more... Can you get McNuggets inside the ball of twine? No. No, you can't. No, you cannot, sir. All right. No, sir, you cannot. No, you cannot, sir. All right.

No, sir, you cannot. Now we're going to play a game called the Seth Rogen game. A.K.A. Last Man Stanton. Let me try to describe it to Harlan. Who will be going... What's the reverse order, Sam? From you? If you start with me?

Yeah. I don't know. Go to Graham and then go to Harlan, I guess? Just asking, because if I said it wrong, you'd correct me. I thought I'd cut out the middleman. No, no, no. There's no order yet until we get to the Hmong game. No, I wanted to go opposite from what we just did in the last game.

Then just start with me and go to you, since you play in this one, don't you? I'm going to play in this one. Good idea, Sam. Alright, we get from the audience the name of a director, actor, or actress with a fairly large body of work, hopefully more than like a dozen pictures. And

then we just take turns naming movies that that person was involved with until none of us can anymore. Amanda Bynes. Please. Michael Kite. We need half that. I think

that's like a rule in Florida. It's just like if you think you're about to be asked something, start yelling the answer. That's how they pick the governor here, actually. Everybody just gets into a big room. Yeah, a lot of people love the guy named Rick. A lot of people love the guy named Scott. And then suddenly Rick Scott is elected?

Where'd he come from? Weird. Let's work for centuries, Doug. Don't challenge it now. I think you're not allowed to yell fire or recount in a crowded building in Florida. All right, so we're going to go to the audience, but please don't yell out yet.

So the audience is going to decide what name we're going to use. But you get the premise of the game, Harlan? Okay, cool. This is what I do. And I usually just, instead of people yelling out names, I usually pick someone that seems nice and non-yelly. And I like the couple that brought

Rocketman-themed posters, both of them. They really hedged their bets, and then Harlan found another one that didn't even have Milky Way bars stapled to it. Can I trade? No, no, I can't. You heard the guy, no! I heard that, I heard that.

You picked my shittier version! Mine's smaller, it's photocopied. You know what it was? He held a light up on his. It was shining in the dark like a lighthouse. It was like... Get a light next time, you guys. It was the light. It was the light.

Fire hazard, that's the answer. There you go. Thank you. The more dangerous, the better. Yeah. Set yourself on fire next time. Throw yourself into a purple bug lamp, tambourine eyes. Tambourine eyes?

Let's do that. Let's do the films of tambourine eyes. Mr. Tambourine Man. So, as a couple, can you two consult and pick one person that you'd like us to play with? She's already got it, I think. Nicolas Cage. We've already done Nicolas Cage.

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah I mean I'd do it again but I would kind of be cheating they're completely blank they can't think of another person other than Nicolas Cage

well they were so excited about Nicolas Cage then they picked Bill Murray which we've also done already we've done this maybe ten times

let's see if you guys get all ten ones that we've already done Sam will throw cookies at you that's the rule. Christopher Walken.

I think we've done it, yeah. All right, they're getting close. Here we go. This is exciting. It might be some sort of thing. Like, if you say to somebody, think of a number between one and ten. More than often, they pick seven in their head.

This might be one of those things where there's just ten actors that everybody thinks of. We did Sander Bullock. Jack Nicholson. Will you please? It's Sally Field, no S. And don't yell out James Wood.

He's the world's angriest stoner. Quit yelling at my show where I want people to participate. They fired me from Howl at the Moon for yelling at the customers.

And not knowing how to play piano. What's your next... I want to see you at Howl at the Moon. Oh, that's not... I thought want to see you and howl at the moon. Oh, that's not... I thought we were just supposed to howl

and get our aggression out. Have you done Nicholson? Pound a piano. Does anyone think we've done Nicholson? Feels like we have, but maybe we haven't. Are you sure?

Absolutely. I don't think I trust that guy. These guys get to decide. Are you sure? Absolutely. Jeff Bridges. I don't think I trust that guy. These guys get to decide. Unless you are Jeff Bridges. Why did you pick my goddamn name? I was in Starman. Sigourney Weaver?

Holy shit, yes. That's a great one. Oh, this is fantastic. Go, Sam. Alien. Aliens. Goes to me? Yeah.

Let's go with Ghostbusters. Ice Storm. Nice. Alien 3. Ghostbusters 2 I always blank out on this one How about the classic movie Oh yeah

Here it comes! Oh shit! It starred Leif Garrett. Are you out already? Really? On Sigourney Weaver? As soon as you guys name it I'm gonna go fuck it. I always blank on this one. How about...

You know, she was in... A Fish Called Wanda. No, the stage play version. That's not my answer. The stage play version. All right, you're out. She played the understudy. You're done.

Harlan? Avatar. God damn it! And in production doesn't count Sam That's okay Alien Resurrection Let me get three out of four of those Jesus I don't think I can remember the names of the other ones

Year of Living Dangerously Good film The Pol Pot Classic You're out! For answering or jokes. Harlan. Do we have to know

the name of the movie? Yes, we're looking for the names of movies that have Sigourney Weaver in them. The Matchmaker. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Gene Hackman, Sigourney Weaver.

Oh, sorry. Quiet audience! Sorry, correct name of that movie is Heartbreakers. That's what I said. That's what I said. What did you hear? We heard the Janine Garofalo classic, The Matchmaker. You guys have cookie dust in your ears, man.

I said Heartbreakers. I know. Back me up, crowd. Come on, heartbreakers. I saw that in a double bill with Fish Called Wanda. It was a Sigourney Weaver. Marathon. Yeah.

I'm out. It's you two now. Yeah, you're out. Sorry I couldn't come up with Alien 7. Dave. Oh. Working Girl. Copycat.

No, no, Working Girl had not been said yet. Cabin in the woods. Nice. Tadpole. Sam's gonna win this game Deal of the century Oh, that was waste I pulled his ace You have three seconds

Oh, do I? Graham, do you have any plugs? Yeah, we're going to be raising money for a podcast documentary on Kickstarter that Doug is going to be in. We already did some interviews at the podcast festival, so we'll be announcing that in the next week or so. So look out for that.

We've got a bunch of great interviews at the festival with Aisha and Mark Barron. It'll be awesome. So look for that. You got anything? Nah. Do you want to call it a draw? Sure.

Yeah, I can't think of any more. Oh. Is she... Are we 100% sure she's in The Banger Sisters? I've never seen it, but I know she's not one of the sisters. Is she? No, it's Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn.

Manage point. Snow White, A Tale of Terror. Death is coming. Holy shit. Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn. Manage point. Snow White, A Tale of Terror. Death in the Night. Holy shit. Wow. What? It's a Netflix original. Oh.

Yeah, she's a tough one though. We did miss some obvious... There's always obvious answers that get missed. Goddamn it. Yeah, it's a fun game. Totally, I could have said Avatar 2. Kidding. That's going to do a prediction.

All right, so Sam gets to go first in the Leonard Mullen game. Yay! Yay! Who said that? Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Tonight, I'm getting rid of some long-standing categories. Gasp. Is that a rule? Gasp. Like Doug said, I'm executing a baby. I think there would have been a bit more shock at that. Executing a baby thing.

I don't know. There may have been no shock at all because they probably would have thought I was kidding, but in this case they know I'm serious. I am really executing categories. No, it's just ones that it's hard to get people to pick them, so these guys

are going to basically be forced to because there's not a lot of options but we'll start with the Sam will get to pick from three categories and then we might have to repeat as we go along alright and then

we'll go to Harlan who will be second now sounds like there's a skirmish outside And then we'll go to Harlan. We'll be second now. Sounds like there's a skirmish outside. That's what I like in a comedy club is enough quiet to hear outside skirmishes. Because it might skirmingle with us at any moment.

Sam. Yes. We shot a zoo. It's a category nobody ever wants to pick because it's about movies that have hunting in them. I see. Yeah. I have a bunch of Hollywood liberals on the show that don't appreciate a good hunting movie

like they do here in Florida. There's a lot of lizard hunters Hollywood Florida liberals 16 candles that's films that were released 16 years ago yeah 16 years is that 16 years ago as of 2013? As of right in the zone we're in right now. So 2014? Like 16 years ago. Okay.

Probably down to almost the week. It was probably a Christmas release 16 years ago. Oh, I see. I love it. And then your third choice is Life Takes Visa and that's movies where someone gets deported. Someone gets deported? Always gets a laugh, never gets chosen.

I'll take it. I'll go for it. Life Takes Visa, someone gets deported. All right. Yeah! Send them the fuck home. Send them the fuck home. Someone gets deported in this movie from 2011. Three stars from Leonard.

He says about this movie that it is vividly brought to life and that it is... Oh, the script is written by the director and another person. Oh, so someone wrote the script. Okay, good. And also directed the film, but wrote it with another person.

Yeah, there you go. Clues are never supposed to help. And there are nine names. Did you give me the clues again? Three stars. Vividly brought to life. This movie where someone gets deported

from a script by the director and another guy. And I'm not even committing to the director and another guy. And I'm not even committing to the director being a guy. The director and the guy. I'll say a negative one. Well,

I can't expect anything less than for Sam to come out swinging on Harlan Williams. Dear sweet Harlan Williams. Do you have any idea what this movie is, Harlan? Don't say it. Yeah, don't guess it. But do you think you have an idea?

Because Sam has bid negative one. That means he can name the movie and the top billed performer in the movie, according to Leonard Maltin. You'd have to go negative two to outbid him. Or tell him to name it.

Name it and then hope he's got the wrong movie. Oh, I'm not a fan. But he's pretty good at this, I should say. All right, I'm not allowed to say it. It's a real game. I'm sorry, I'm not that good looking. I just work out. I don't know.

I had to take a shot because at this point, it's not a game of you and me playing. It's a game of, can you tell Harlan to name the movie faster than I can? I know your tricks. All right, you tell Harlan to name the movie faster than I can? I know your tricks. All right, so, all right, name the movie. Again, is it Inception starring Leonardo DiCaprio?

What? I'm so stunned. Like, the confidence was like, I knew you were going to say exactly what it is, and that is incorrect. There you go. C. Yeah. The motion picture is called Like Crazy,

and it stars Anton Yelchin. Oh, okay. What the fuck? Yeah. I thought it was Fast and Furious Nation. Yeah, Felicity Jones gets deported because she fucks up and doesn't do... Awesome.

So Harlan Williams is on the board with one point. That's a good thing. He's going. No, no, of course. You know, Sam's an intense player. You gotta take your chances. Yeah. You went for the fences. You gotta take your chances Yeah You went for the fences

You gotta take your chances He was kinda deported He was kinda deported He was When he kept falling in those different dreams he kept getting deported That's awesome

You've been deported I try not to make it like a reach A lot of people suggest categories where it's like they put words in there that I'm like, well, that's really, how do you, like, movies

where people are really bummed out. I'm like, well, what do you mean, what people? Like, all the characters are sad? Like, what are you talking about? You make reaches all the time with these categories. No, no, it's always like where someone loses a leg or something. It's very specific.

And then you see the movie and somebody loses a leg. This guy lost his leg right here. This guy. There you go. There you go. What's your name? Adam. How'd you lose your leg?

I was born. All right. Give Adam a round of applause. Yeah. Okay, I'm straight. So first of all, he didn't lose his leg, Graham. Who fucking stood up? Don't make it like I'm some asshole picking on you.

He was born without it. But I mean, he was born without it. What, you're giving it to me? Okay. He's giving you his leg? I'm now playing for his leg. I defend the defenseless, Doug. He seems pretty able.

He jumped right up when we called him legless. It's like Jaws 3D is happening for real right now. Come on, somebody throw a cookie at that guy. Come on. Graham was holding up that foot like it was a prize, like he just won a soccer match. Yeah, I won the trophy as a foot. Adam, do you want an enormous Rice Krispie treat?

Oh, that's a good trade-off. There you go. Don't throw it! You should have thrown it. That's when you should have thrown it, Sam. You would have just frisbeated at the dude. Yes, I should have thrown that one. Can't wait until next year when we bring up

someone that's legless and has diabetes. He's going to jump up. Same dude! Really? Did you see the size of the fucking Rice Krispie tree? Sam Levine torso size. Remember that.

I'm just telling you, if you eat the whole thing, that's diabetes right there. Yeah. Hey. Share it. Careful, Adam. I don't want you to lose the other foot. It's a diabetes joke, ladies and gentlemen.

It's a diabetes joke. Awareness is key. Thank you. awareness is key. Thank you. It's diabetes night at the Orlando Improv, everybody. Are you raising money for diabetes? Nope, just stepping on cookies.

Stepping on cookies. We're stamping out cookies on stage. That's right. At the Orlando Improv. Sugar is the silent killer. Remember that. Let's have a round of high fructose corn syrup shots, everybody.

Tomorrow, you guys, we're doing a thing where all of us are going to meet up outside of Disney World and then we're going to go into the parks and knock children's ice cream out of their hands. You have to move fast. They do have security. But if you're nimble, you could probably knock two or three

ice cream cones. You could probably get to the end of Main Street. So we only have one point so far, right? Yeah. This round you're going to start with Graham and go to Harlan. That was exciting, though though that Harlan got the I'm very excited about it Alright Graham you get to pick

You got it Would you like Walter Whitey's And that's movies where you see Drug dealers in their underwear Any drug dealers in their underwear Want to stand up at the show tonight It's probably the same guy. It is Florida. Drops his shorts.

Hey, he's got a balloon of heroin on his rectum. All right. A what of heroin? Too far, Graham, too far. A balloon of heroin? Oh, a balloon. Yeah, that's how you...

I thought you said a bone of heroin. I was really going to give it to you, but it turns out I'm dumb. Turns out I'm dumb. Walter Whitey's Dealer in Underwear. Read it and weep.

Nobody ever wants to pick this. I think it's a great category. Read it and weep. That's foreign tearjerkers. Yeah, see? Some of us like it. And then your third option is the Burt K category for Burt Kreischer.

And it's movies where a man screams like a girl. I'll do the porn cry one. Okay. Let's do it. Thank you, one one Okay Let's do it Thank you one dude Let's do it This movie is a foreign tearjerker Three and a half stars from Mr. Malton From 1997

He calls it an extraordinary film Yeah It's interesting throwing on the word extraordinary and then three and a half stars. And he says that the movie's unique and beguiling and won some Oscars.

1997. And there are seven names listed how many names can you get in Graham Elwood can you read the things again

1997 well my phone went dead but I remember the answer and the seven names in order let's play three and a half stars the answer. And seven names. In order. Let's play. Three and a half stars.

Extraordinary film. Unique and beguiling. And won some Oscars. Seven names, you say? Yeah. And this goes... It's got subtitles unless you... Who goes next after me? I'm seeing some more stupid.

Goes back to Harlan or goes to Sam? Goes to Harlan. Oh. What a strategist. Does the Pete Holmes guy have a shirt on that says tits on it? Or is that pies? Anyway.

Quit stalling, Graham. I love that. I will go... Ah, fuck it. Let's go zero. Alright, Harlan, so here's what you have to do. You guys are being so hard on Harlan. It's not easy out on the Harlan highway. It's a shame I can't go negative two.

If you think you know what this movie is, Harlan, then you could say negative one, then you'd name the movie and the lead performer in the movie. Is that something you think you could do? No. Then you have to hope that Graham, you have to say Graham would name that movie and hope that he's wrong like Sam was or...

Oh, yeah, name that movie. The English Patient? Oh, boy. Can I... The English Patient is an American. No. Oh, oh.

No, Leif Garrett directed it. He is a... He is of Danish descent. He didn't think... Check his long-form birth certificate. He didn't think

for a split second it was Life is Beautiful with Roberto Bonini. I think it's occasionally got subtitles, the English patient. And it is a tearjerker, but Sam is right. Life is Beautiful with Roberto Bonini. That's who your winner is,

ladies and gentlemen. That means Harlan Williams wins. That was so easy. Yes! This is kind of the only way this could have played out. Isn't it? Yeah. Kind of helps to have a spoiler in there.

Yeah. And also... The way the game is supposed to be played. And also a couple of cockies. Yeah. You both went negative, but didn't even have the right movie. And he went zero. He didn't even have the right country.

Hey, America was a foreign land at one point, you guys. Fucking Tea Party, we're taking it back. Alright, Graham, you and me. Keep the White House white! Malton Game heads up in the parking lot after the show. What's that? Malton Game heads up in the parking lot after the show. What's that? Malton Game heads up in the parking lot after the show.

Sam, I have a life outside of this. I suggest you do the same. No, no. I have hobbies. I surf. Graham, how is the surfing here in Orlando? Have you surfed here, Graham? I have surfed in Florida. But not this visit. Not this visit.

Because there's a guy here at the show that wants to surf where'd you surf this morning oh how far have I gone to Coco Beach yeah so next time

Grav's in town will you take him surfing next time for real we'll go tomorrow dude when are you when are you going alright

bro bro date fucking surfer is only a surfer knows. Right fucking there, bitch. I don't know. See, you don't know. You can take it back if you want. Went surfing with this guy,

he just kept calling me bitch all day. Nice wave, bitch. We're just trying to serve. I'm fucking throwing cookies at him in the water. What an asshole. So I'm going to throw meat ones so we get sharks. It'll be a blast. So we have a couple minutes left over, so let's

burn these categories. Let's keep playing. Yay! Who starts, Sam? I do. Which one would you like? Screams Like a Little Girl, Dealer in Their Underwear, or 16 Years Old? Screams Like a Little Girl. All right. This movie where somebody screams like a little girl is from 2006.

Two stars from Leonard. He says this movie is about a group. six. Two stars from Leonard. He says this movie is about a group. And he also says that the song is full of cover songs. The song is full of cover songs? Soundtrack. Pardon me.

The song is full of soundtracks. Got it. And those are, but the songs are all homage to earlier movies in the same genre. I see. Yeah, interesting. Six names, he says.

Oh, wow. How many do you think you can get it in? Six. I haven't guessed. That's the wrong year by a long shot. All right. So, Harlan, you could force Sam to guess after hearing all six names, or you could bid five or less names.

All right. I'll bid five or less names. He's going five-less, Graham, five-less. Yeah, I'll go four. Nice thing. Four, Sam. Graham, I would name. Yeah, I'll go four. Why are you saying four, Sam? Graham, I wouldn't name that movie. All right.

Nobody ever gets to say that, you see. I don't know why Bela Lugosi is playing all of a sudden. Graham, Elwood, you're four days. So what's the category again? I was thinking about surfing. Somebody screams like a little girl. Okay. It was 2006?

Mm-hmm. None of the clues are going to help you. Of course not. You're going to get this wrong. These are not the droids you're looking for. Star Wars. Maria Therese. Oh, you did get it.

Star Wars. It's about a group, and the soundtrack is full of cover songs that are homages to earlier space movies. that are homages to earlier space movies. Can't believe Leonard only gave it two stars, Star Wars. Maria Thayer, Columbus Short, Blake Lively, and Adam Hirschman were in this movie where someone screams like a girl. Is that Hustle and Float?

No. I don't know why that guess is so funny to me. But who screams like a little girl in Hustle and Flow? He punches that dude in the fight in the club. He punches that, kicks that rapper's ass. And the guy starts screaming like a girl? Well kind of, because that was kind of the whole thing he's like he wasn't as bad as he thought he was

the rapper's like, oh I'm all street and then Terrence Howard kicked his ass and then Leif Garrett was the bar owner Lee Majors was his dad The movie Lee Majors was his dad. The movie, the screamer in question is Jonah Hill. And then the top-billed person was... Wow, genius!

Justin Long. It's called Accepted. But we finally got rid of the Birdcage category, so I'm very excited about that. Do you have anything to plug, Sam? Anything coming up? I do, I do. January 14th is a crowded night of television for you guys.

So you're going to start at 10 o'clock by watching me on an episode of Person of Interest which I literally got my ass kicked to be in. Or to film. You can watch me get beat up for an hour. And then... Oh, Graham, are you going to DVR You can watch me get beat up for an hour. And then... Oh, Graham, are you going to DVR that?

Graham, get on that. And then you switch over to Conan at 11, you check out Harlan, and then at midnight on Comedy Central, at midnight to watch Dark Eyebrow. You got your January 14th booked. Your January 14th is done. Except no plans.

Lock it up. I'm not on on January 14th. I'm on January 7th. Except no plans. Lock it up. I'm not on January 14th. I'm on January 7th. Well, okay. Oh, well, then fuck it. Okay. Yeah, I'm on this upcoming Tuesday. All right, so both Tuesdays are full.

Do your own plug, Sam. Just saying. Harlan, what's coming up for you? The movie's coming out. Check out Back in the Day out in two weeks. Check out my podcast, The Harlan Highway, at harlanwilliams.com. If you're Canadian and you're listening, check out my sitcom called Package Deal every Thursday night at 9.30. If you're living in Canada.

Or book a ticket. Let's go up there and watch it. Eugene Levy's on there? Eugene Levy and Pam Anderson. A lot of fun. Package deal. Can you get that online? You can go online, yeah. Sweet.

What if I wanted to put on pants and shoes and brush my teeth and go to a store? Could I do it that way? No? No, man. No. You really brush my teeth and go to a store. Can I do it that way? No? No. Do you really brush your teeth? Graham Elwood, what do you got going on, man? Of course, Whistling Bane shirts are available at ComedyFilmHerds.com.

Whistling Bane shirts. All my tour dates, GrahamElwood.com. It's the Walter Mitty of bands. It is. We just You should have the Walter Mitty's bands. It is. We just... You should have the Walter Mitty's open for you. That'd be good. They're booked.

Oh, really? They're a solid band, yeah. I have the Dancing Edo's open for me. We got the Boat Cucumber Wires open. Ask your parents about that reference. They won't laugh either. No, no. No, no.

Here, I wasn't funny then, wasn't funny now. Oh, goddamn Dancing You're right. Wasn't funny then, wasn't funny now. Oh, goddamn dancing Eidos. Thank you to you guys for coming. What an awesome audience. Thank you, Orlando. So much fun. Where's the person

Harlan played for? Come get your prize bag. The rocket mic. Where's rocket mic? And again, apologies to you guys. I mean, Dan and Sam even sound closer to man. Do I have to read this thing on the back now? No, no.

They don't get... That person doesn't get theirs revealed. Where is he, though? Where's Mike at? Where are you going? There he is. The guy who lit up his sign. That's the clue in the picture.

Yeah, here you go. Pass this down to him or slap it to the stage, Sam. You know my preference. Sam won the clue in the future. Yeah, here you go. Pass this down to him or slap it to the stage, Sam. You know my preference. Sam won't even touch it now. Well, I'm trying to hand this back to Amanda. Okay, you got the shithead off of there? Yep. His shirt says fuck you, I'm Batman. That's awesome. Fuck you.

Fucking Batman. And Graham, do you have a shithead? Thank you, sir. Once again, for Graham Elwood, Harley Williams, Sam DeMato, Thank you, thank you. Happy New Year.

You can get Whistling Bane shirts and other Graham Elwood memorabilia out at the merch table. And as always, post-holiday weight gain is a shithead. And vacuums are a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you

Cause Doug loves movies